Ghostrunners - 224 - Burglarized on Tour
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Jake, I saw something today in a parking lot and I want you to guess it.
And if you guess it right, or if you guess it right, Tymon, I'm going to give you $100.
USD?
$100 USD Ben Franklin dollars.
Wow.
Yes.
Ditch diggers.
How about you get...
No, no.
We're going to go over the parameters.
Be enticed.
Roll the theme music.
Uh-oh.
Ooh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts and white meat too.
Midwest Best Friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead, get on your feet, cause it's the Ghost Brothers Podcast.
Everybody morning, we're taking ground. Ghost Brothers Podcast.
Ghost Brothers Podcast. all right uh hey welcome back to another episode of the ghost ranch podcast uh yeah happy monday
um yeah i saw something basically here's here's how the game's gonna work i'll tell you the quick
situation and um i will let you guess we'll say 10 times total each. Okay? Okay.
And.
This must be hard.
Well, okay.
I'm waiting.
I'm waiting.
Yeah, please.
All right.
Yeah.
I hate saying this to you, but my podcast, okay?
Who's in charge?
Who's in charge?
No, I had a revelation about who's in charge, but whatever.
Whatever.
I had that thought about God this week of like, I need to say that to like who's in charge god's in charge anyway i'm sorry thank you for the
revelation yes um because i was like man i said that to bo but then i don't do it myself um
okay uh so the situation was i was sitting at starbucks this uh afternoon not drinking it
because i only drink main street roasters um but I was sitting there, and all of a sudden, all these people look at the parking lot across
the street, and they were excited.
Multiple of them took out their phones.
Excited, I don't know, good, bad?
Can't tell you.
But they saw something out there.
I will give you 10 guesses total, but every time you guess, you may ask a question beforehand,
and then you can guess. But every time you ask a question may ask a question beforehand, and then you can guess.
But every time you ask a question, it's $10 less that you win.
And they have to be yes or no questions.
Okay?
So if I wanted to just win the $100, I just guess 10 times with no hints, basically.
Correct.
Okay.
Well, yeah.
How about this?
How about, sorry, I know I overcomplicate every game ever, but like, since you guys
are separately guessing, what if at $50, you think you know it, you lock in your answer,
but timing can keep guessing.
Okay.
And so you can text me.
So every question.
And the ghost is out there.
I'm not going to give you a hundred dollars, but play along.
I might, I might.
Yeah.
No, I think I might be stupid.
I might have missed something.
Like, so every question lowers the money amount?
Correct.
Every question that we ask Brad.
Because you're going to get more and more details about what this could have been.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's use our questions wisely, Tymon.
All right.
So what we know so far is you were outdoors at a Starbucks, patio Starbucks.
I technically was indoors, but they were looking out into a parking lot.
These people were also indoors at a Starbucks?
Correct.
And they were like, okay, I can't ask him. I definitely have a first thought. I people were also indoors at a Starbucks? Correct. And they're like,
okay, I can't ask him.
I definitely have a first thought.
I'm using the word excited.
I'm not going to use the word. Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not going to,
positive, negative.
I'm just excited.
And it's across the street.
Just trying to set the scene
just so I can imagine.
Correct.
Across the street in a parking lot.
Their phone.
They're in the parking lot,
but they're looking at something across the street.
They're in the Starbucks.
It doesn't really matter exactly where they're looking, but they're looking. And I'll tell you what the parking lot, but they're looking at something across the street. They're in the Starbucks. It doesn't really matter exactly where they're looking,
but they're looking. And I'll tell you what the parking lot is,
because I don't think that's a huge giveaway one way or the other.
It was a parking lot for a hen house,
which is a grocery store in Kansas City,
slash Lowe's.
What would we have
that makes you want to...
I'm going to throw out a guess just to start it off.
Because I feel like I know it.
A hot air balloon is being constructed
no I would have
been so mad if you got it right
man I'm trying to think like is it like some big
spectacle or something just like smaller more
my first okay
what if I'll throw out a guess
as well
let's try
some unique
roadkill
smallish animal.
Doesn't seem specific enough, but no.
Okay.
What kind of...
What's a unique roadkill to you?
This was my thought.
It was a platypus just dead in the parking lot.
This was my thought.
I was like, imagine randomly in a parking lot this would be very unique like a something like a coyote
comes in and just like oh yeah somehow dies either got like hit by a car okay something like that
i don't know why that was my first thought incorrect okay okay okay first question and i
i'm uh nah one question one question per group. Oh, man.
What would make people pull out their phones, Tymon?
Yeah.
What would people phone in about?
The people pulling out their phones, do you suspect, this is my first question, they were taking more photos of this event or videos of this event?
Oh.
Like, maybe that could help?
Good question.
Technically, yes or no questions only,
but that's pretty much a yes or no question.
Okay, true or false?
These people are taking more videos than photos.
Yes or no?
I think...
I don't know.
Dang it, it's inconsequential.
I will say as I walked out into my car,
I took a video of it.
Oh, okay. Yes. it's inconsequential it's just i will say i will say as i walked out into my car i took a video of it oh okay yes yes so tyler what what did brad already saw all these other people and you should
always take videos more than photos for for the record might as well yeah it's moving pictures
um what would brad be like i need footage of this too that's a good question why does brad
need footage of this i feel like lot? I was pumped about this.
Okay.
Not pumped enough to go and experience it myself, but pumped.
An experience.
Forget the sound of my voice.
Okay.
Okay.
Just keep him talking.
Okay.
Next guess.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no. No, I don't have it.
I mean, man.
They wouldn't take pictures of that.
They would just go experience
it would they experience some type of pop-up was this was was the weather nice no that's no that's
a question oh that's a wasting question i'm trying to is that your question no let's use it no okay
you don't want it well okay i feel like i need to ask that or else my random guess is way too
specific i think it's good let's get an idea of the weather
okay okay what's the weather well that's not a yes or no was the weather hot i'm so upset that
you guys are asking this question because it was in kansas city today oh today okay did i not say
that i didn't realize no now we know it was a mild it was a mild day nice day yeah nice day
sunny 68 degrees okay okay that doesn't help me wonderful
day i was gonna start rifling through these um was it um was it some type of pop-up event
it is not permanently in this parking lot but today it is yes oh okay okay okay um so it's
70 now for the guests. Okay.
What have I asked?
Just the weather? Is that it?
That was a great $10 question.
Great way to spend your money.
It's a type of pop-up experience.
Kansas City.
I just got to let Jake waste all the money. And then you come in and snipe it.
Is it...
Alright, time to talk with me. I was going to ask, is it
themed? I think it's got to be themed, right?
It's some kind of
experience. But the draft just happened.
So it's not the NFL draft. It's today.
Cinco de Mayo is coming up.
I think we just missed Arbor
Day. Experience, it's like
maybe there's some kind of
well it's like a gathering
of some sorts cause like maybe some people were taking
videos but some people were already over there cause Brad
decided against
going over and experiencing this
what would they take pictures of though like it has to be some type of big constructed
thing yeah is the
is the thing they were videoing
and picturing
bigger
than a scooter's coffee oh oh i don't know he's like
all right so even if it's not i think it's close it's close yeah it reveals a lot that
he's hesitating yes yeah that's fair because i don't want to throw you off and be like
yes or no like that no question i'm not counting that against you one way or the other
okay wow just just know just know that i i don't want to lead you astray with that question
okay but just know it's close maybe it was as tall but not as like big
yeah, yeah.
Trying to think of some fancy word.
It's not as big.
Buxom.
Buxom.
Buxom. Buxom.
Was it something that people would pay money to experience?
Like, you know, World War II pop-up.
Come get some of the Normandy sand.
Was it something that somebody would pay money?
Yes, yes.
People were paying money.
No.
Not tonight.
Not today.
But they would.
I would.
So I wonder if it was some kind of like, it's in a parking lot.
This is so weird.
Or some kind of like pop-up shop of some sort but they're like but
they're not selling anything i'll give you i'll give you a hint real quick okay it was a mobile
experience oh mobile as in so it wasn't being constructed it was like on wheels for the time
being correct yeah this was a oh hot dang um what's What's the cold cuts in the car?
The wiener?
Oh.
Oscar Mayer wiener.
No.
Dang it.
People take photos of that.
People take photos of that.
Yep.
Good guess.
Bigger than a scooter.
I'm picturing some kind of like, yeah, it's like a mobile, like vehicle of some sort or something like that but
then there's also something about it people are videoing like a guy with a he's doing like a sign
dancing thing like where he's like i don't know but i think it's kind of like the oscar meyer
wiener thing like it's like that that one car in westport that's like a sandwich truck oh yeah yeah
it like looks like that it's like a it's a novelty wow, they turned this U-Haul into a sheepdog.
That's cool.
I'll give you that.
You're on the right track-ish. Yeah.
Ish.
Is it...
Ish.
I don't want to throw you astray with that, but you are...
I'm going to win this $10, Tymon.
I'm going to keep asking questions.
Is it...
I don't know how specific I want to get.
That's a big question is it food based
food based no crap not worth ten dollars not worth ten dollars tell you what guys
i'm gonna give you i'm gonna give you uh oh how do i do this
i'm gonna give you 30 seconds rapid fire questions. Go. Okay. Is it a sport?
No.
It's not sports.
Does it involve water?
That's so random.
Not directly.
Is it something people would take their kids to?
Yes.
Okay.
So it's not Mr. Toast.
Okay.
Was it some sort of performance?
Yeah.
I'll say yes.
It was a performance of one person or a group of people?
Is it a performance of one person?
Okay, it's a group.
A group.
A group of people performing.
Is it musical?
Time.
It's not people.
It's not people.
It's not people.
Okay.
I've heard it somewhere.
Circuses in town.
It's a group of lions.
Is it dealing with zoo animals $10 question
define zoo animals
so it's animal related
some sort of hybrid zoo animal
like a bobcat
zoo animal would be things that are hard to find
in regular day life
so you keep them in a zoo
not necessarily predators
but you know.
I would not call these zoo animals.
Oh, crap.
What have they trained the geese to do now?
It's a group of animals.
This is so much more tough than I thought it would be.
That are not in a zoo.
To think of questions and to even think of guesses.
So it's some kind of performance.
Group of animals.
Not specifically zoo-related animals.
This is one of my guesses.
Hey.
Dog circus.
Every time you guess, I get nervous.
No, not dog circus.
Man, roughly the size, somewhat, in some way, of a scooter's.
That's right.
That's right.
So it's somewhat large, but maybe not in the way we're thinking because he didn't specify.
I'm ready for this to be over. Sorry. I know. Maybe I made this too long. So it's somewhat large, but maybe not in the way we're thinking because he didn't specify.
I'm ready for this to be over.
Sorry.
I know.
Maybe I made this too long.
Do you want another 30-second rapid speed?
I just want one big hint.
Okay.
And then the first person to get it gets $10.
How about that?
One big hint.
Oh.
Okay.
Me versus Timon.
Oh, I see.
I see.
Okay.
This is a, let's call it a, I'm going to do more than one big hint.
Okay. A Midwest novelty. We's call it a, I'm going to do more than one big hint. Okay.
A Midwest novelty.
We'll start there.
Midwest novelty.
Biggest ball of yarn.
Not really.
Oh, I forgot it's animal. Not really necessarily super welcomed in our city.
Okay.
Bengal tigers.
Because, no.
Because it's from another city that we don't love.
Oh.
St. Louis.
St. Louis dogs. St.'t love. St. Louis. St. Louis dogs.
St. Louis cats.
St. Louis...
Dogs.
You're right on the right track.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, my goodness.
It's...
Timon shouldn't know anything about this brand.
Why?
Not anything, but whatever.
Because he's not...
Trojan horses!
You're getting there.
Not the Trojan horse part.
Animal...
Oh, horses.
It has to do with horses.
Pony rides.
No.
You guys are so close.
You guys are circling it.
It's random dressage performance.
Okay, what city?
Oh my goodness.
St. Louis horses.
Budweiser.
The Clydesdales.
Yes!
The Clydesdales are a dog. Wow, what a rush. St. Louis Horses. Budweiser. The Clydesdales. Yes. The Clydesdales are a dog.
Wow, what a rush.
St. Louis dogs.
Diamond shouldn't know anything about this brand.
He should have never even heard of Budweiser.
Have you heard of the Budweiser Clydesdales before?
Yes, I have.
Okay.
Majestic beasts.
I was so pumped about it.
Never heard of them.
And they're just galloping around in a circle at this.
That's so cool.
Yeah.
But what's Budweiser?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is it?
The horses were drunk.
Yeah, they were swerving all over that parking lot.
How about that?
Anyway, fun times.
Wow.
Yeah.
I think I've seen them before, but I don't know where.
But I remember thinking, these are humongous.
I've taken a tour of the factory in St. Louis one time, and they are awesome looking.
Yeah, you used to be a bad boy beer delivery man.
I did.
You used to be a sinner.
Still is.
Still am, but I'm redeemed.
It's the gospel.
You're welcome.
Yep.
Anyway.
We were in Florida, and there was a guy delivering beer into the gas station when we were there,
and there were some blue-collar their you know neon yellow vest coming in they're like you can just go
ahead you don't need to wheel that in just throw it in the back of my truck and i'm like the amount
of times i heard somebody say that yeah you got any free samples back there you can put in my chevy
it's like oh good one got it you do any tastings today yeah just accidentally drop one of those things they won't notice one will they no come on yeah
you got any broken ones you just hear that stuff all day long i will say that the blue collar
people were way more kind to like in like conversational to me whenever deliver stuff
they would like hold the door for me and stuff and i would notice the other people wouldn't as
much that's nice yeah take that for what it's worth take that for what it's worth if you see a budweiser delivery man
open the door for him even if you're a lawyer all right okay even swick okay looking at you
um before we get too deep into this i want to mention one of our sponsors you mind if i do
that i would love that see if you can guess which one it is budweiser oh see if you can get starting
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And if you get it right, I'll give you half the money to thank you for the podcast.
Beam.
Well, let me do my hint first.
Beam.
Beam.
Was that a good beam sound?
Oh, Scott could do that.
Can you do a laser beam?
Laser beam. I can't do it. Scott could do that really that. Can you do a laser beam? Laser beam.
I can't do it.
Scott could do that really well.
Yeah, from W.W. Laser beam.
Suck me right in.
Robot voice.
Maybe.
Check, check.
It's doing the effects.
Come on.
Hit it.
It might be in mine.
Oh!
All right, give it some laser beam timing from the robot voice.
Oh! That wasn't bad be amazing be amazing timing um yeah beam's awesome i don't know if i if i totally did them uh justice on the last ad read you know there's 30 people staring at you you're trying to
it's your first time you know looking at what they've sent you to, you know, there's 30 people staring at you. You're trying to, it's your first time, you know,
looking at what they've seen you to say,
you know,
I was nervous, but I will say this.
I drank all of that,
uh,
super green juice.
I don't know if that's super green water powder twice.
I had two of them.
Yeah.
I liked it so much.
Imagine Brad and I a year ago,
drinking something that was bright green.
Yeah.
Never could be done. We're becoming healthy boys and we love things like this, drinking something that was bright green. Yeah. Never could be done.
We're becoming healthy boys, and we love things like this.
Yeah, all their stuff is amazing.
I've been taking probiotics.
I feel good.
I mean, the last three weeks that I've had, and the fact that I have not been sick yet,
I feel like it shows that something's going on.
Yeah, because you're having your veggies and your fruits, baby.
Fruits.
From Beam BMA.
Beam, beam, beam. Yeah. Full vitamin blends. A e b yeah it really is i mean yeah it's it's
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Fun.
All right.
Anyway, I'm in the Florida shirt because I'm still buzzing from the trip, baby.
Bro, let's go back right now.
Yeah.
Tomorrow.
It was awesome.
I mean, we got to talk to you guys a little bit about what happened after we recorded.
It was our final night, and it was so fun.
Me and a group of us, shout out Maddie Oliver.
She's like, you guys want to play that game from The Office where they slam the quarter down?
We're like, yeah, let's do it. So we just Googled it.
Pretty fun game.
FYI, they don't say chickens.
They say Jenkins, right?
One, two, three, up, chickens.
Yeah, down, chickens.
Yeah, I thought it was up, chickens.
Also, we'd been playing this for like 20 minutes, and then Amanda Hutzel, one of the ghosties there,
it's her turn to call it.
She's like, up, Stanley.
I'm like, wait, what? One stanley one two three come here tiger one two three come on tiger one two three up stanley up stanley and we're like is it like because from the office she's like i don't even
watch the office i don't know why i said stanley yeah she did she said she didn't watch the office
that was amazing that made us laugh so hard up stanley up stanley
not even like close to jenkins not like jason yeah up jason um so that was really funny but
then the final night brad what did we do we kind of we had some surprises for him yeah so uh we
called it the award ceremony um but all throughout the week i think we mentioned we were playing
those games competitions for rubber bands and so we had everyone collect the bands, bring their own bands.
Bring your bands.
And we tallied up how many everybody got.
And we did what we call the Treasure Room.
The Treasure Room.
Fun name.
Yeah, great name.
And so basically we had laid out, what, 20, I think, different prizes.
20 prizes.
On a bed in one of the rooms my room no no big deal um
it's the biggest bed they had huge bathroom just massive bathroom um and so yeah the first first
place person got to go in there first and they could choose anything they wanted which was so
fun because like a few times people pick stuff that you didn't think oh that's not going to be
the order that's going to go in.
And so we had some really fun prizes.
We had AirPod Pros.
We had Kindle.
We had so many different people.
I think we mentioned this last week on just so many different sponsors giving gift cards out for it.
And then we had a few quirky prizes.
Yeah.
I remember Adam Koch won two free tickets to see me at a show,
which was really fun.
I know Patrick. Do you know him? Yeah. P.D. Rahman. kosh won uh two free tickets to see me yep at a show which was really fun um i know patrick um jaman yeah pb ramen uh he uh is the man uh loyal commenter love patrick yes and um patrick i have
a surprise for you the next time i see you too by the way anyway but patrick won a prize it was like
get an entire jingle written about you yeah so he's got that one janelle benyel won a prize. It was like, get an entire jingle written about you. Yeah. So he's got that one. Janelle Buniel won a prize that is a get your name said in a Gene Torts video 10 times,
which is really fun.
Do you think we're going to do Janelle Buniel?
Or are we just going to Janelle?
Maybe.
I mean, it depends on the video.
Probably Janelle, but we might be able to figure out a way to get the full name in there
10 times.
I think that's so fun that we're just like using this huge platform.
But like, let's like throw some inside jokes in there. Have inside jokes and easter eggs
for the podcast all day. Yeah.
What else was in there besides like the gift cards?
We had a bet you and I did
because we had made
I think this was your idea. We had this custom
made floor mat like a
welcome mat that said on your feet
on it. Yeah. And I was
like obviously there were things that were $100
gift cards in there. There was you know what $250 AirPods and i was like obviously there were things there were 100 gift cards in
there there was you know whatever $250 airpods but i was like somebody's gonna pick that with
one of the first three picks and jake's like no i'll give you the first four picks i'll give you
the first four no way i was like no somebody's gonna think that's awesome and they didn't pick
it in the first four because people are smarter than i am i could tell you i was in the treasure
room uh-huh not a lot of deliberate not a lot of deliberation around the welcome mat celia who was fourth said i thought about picking it celia was so fun being in the
room because she verbally processed every single thing oh my gosh this is so fun a hundred dollars
cj oh my gosh i like coffee i like coffee though yeah trach oh my gosh oh my gosh and trach oh my
gosh i saw it 10 times in a teacher's video oh my gosh that is so. Oh my gosh, I saw it ten times in a T-Shirt video. Oh my gosh, that is so funny.
I can't imagine. Seven would be a dream.
Oh my gosh, this is so fun. Okay, I know there's
more people who have to go, so I'm going to go quick.
Oh, this is so great. And Nick, yeah.
She was the best. And then Sarah Flippo up there.
So the treasure room
is on the second floor. We're all
kind of hanging out in the living room, and we see
we hear like, we're like,
who's going nuts up there? And of course it's Sarah Fliippo just the most quirky out of all the quirkiness that we have
in this trip she was awesome just went nuts screaming i mean screaming squealing maybe
yes that's a good word for it one of the prizes was the prince of egypt soundtrack on cd and it
was kind of this fun inside joke thing and flip it was probably like the 12th person to
go or something so i've seen 11 other people come through this treasure room maybe only half of the
people even addressed it celia verbally processed it yeah oh that is so funny yeah yeah um you know
so you're like oh that's kind of funny but like i'm not gonna turn down a hundred dollars worth
to some company for this and some people didn't even know what it was i remember maddie oliver's
like what is this i was like oh it's like the inside joke from the pocket whatever um and so all these
people have no interest in it and then sarah flippo walks into the room like kind of skips
straight to the bed it was like she knew exactly where it was going to be she knew what it was
she didn't look at anything she grabbed the cd and spun around and like threw it in the air it was like
it just ran out of the room she has no idea what was in there she didn't look at anything
she didn't even compare her options she's like i know that's the one i want and so i followed her
down the stairs like i have to see this like continued reaction and by the time she got down
there she was in tears she was crying she was so happy excited. She was so excited, yeah. She was special. She is so funny.
So funny.
Works at a county jail, but has the energy of someone who doesn't.
Yeah, way too spunky for a county jail worker, I would say, but she's doing it.
Yeah.
Yeah, so that was fun.
Yeah, all the awards were just, or all the prizes were just really fun.
Yeah.
And then after that, we gave out awards to every single person this
might have been my highlight of the trip i think i think it might be my favorite part i don't know
if it's just because it was at the end or if it was truly like the greatest thing but it was so
fun and it was like sentimental in a really fun and funny way right and more of a uh subtextual
way yeah and it was fun because we literally had inside jokes or you know like personal things to
to make about every
single person there like we got to know people well enough and everyone else got to know them
all well enough to where we could make these inside jokes oh of course they got that yeah
so before the trip brad designed these like gift certificates like really cheesy like we present
this award to blank for blank and then we both signed it. Yeah, we signed it. It had Ghostrunners watermark in the background.
Gold stars.
It looked really, really cool.
Yeah, it was fun.
I was pumped to print them off at OfficeMax.
I was like, maybe they'll take a look at this.
Maybe they'll ask me about it.
But yeah, they were amazing.
And I mean, half the fun was Brad and I just coming up with the awards.
Yeah.
So for instance, one of our friends was there, Amanda.
We learned that she lives in a tiny home yeah uh obviously all week we're staying in this house that sleeps 36 and so we gave her the
award so we're like all right next up the award for most likely to complain that the house is too
big it goes to amanda hutzel and so anything like that like we learned something about them
yeah and try to make it a fun inside joke.
There was an inside joke that I think we talked about last Monday episode that Jensen and Isaac were just buddy buddy the whole time.
Tell them what we give him.
Yeah.
So obviously we said the award before we said the person.
So we're like the person who won the award for most likely get a boyfriend by the end of the trip.
Jensen Harper.
Like, oh, there's got to call some girl out.
We said Sarah Flippo won the jack sparrow award we're most likely to go crazy on a cruise ship you know our ship because because
she was just cheering so hard for that uh that musician i have them written down here um we
called uh gabe and maddie oliver civic uh we called it the the mom's purse of cars goes to
gabe and maddie oliver civic because they had every the mom's purse of cars goes to gave him maddie oliver civic because
they had every single thing you would ever want in their their trunk basically every sport um it
was just fun just seeing people's reactions like to like oh my gosh that's perfect you know whatever
right wait mckayla styles is a mom of three but she's uh from ohio yeah so brad came up with a name for it the mom's beckistan award
for being the best mom from the middle east so it was fun to like actually critically think like
all right what's and everyone i feel like everyone is so receptive like i this is great i'm gonna
hang this up i'm gonna take a picture of this you know whatever dude two micro micro uh joys from
that is first of all the process of it was just so fun you and i went upstairs to my room for probably
close to an hour just like it was longer working and i think we talked about on the last podcast
the uh the door that you had to open or you had to press the button before you open it and if you
didn't then it would beep on you and so we're like way up on the top floor and we hear this
door beep every once in a while everyone like every time it beeps you just hear like oh my gosh you know like it was just like
so funny how like this community of people are just interacting and having so much fun without
us like that was what was like the joy to me was like listening like these people are friends with
each other truly and they are enjoying each other it didn't take jake and brad hanging out with them
for them to enjoy like they are they're having so much fun this is the last night they're swimming
they're playing pool yeah and so i loved i loved hearing that from our vantage point way up high
uh and then i honestly i don't know if this might be like the actual highlight for me
was giving the award to brooks uh at the very end yeah that was pretty cool brooks was the you know the chef he's my brother-in-law and just i can't emphasize enough how much work and how great of a job he did
the entire week people even in the group me today were like uh do you ever just open up your fridge
and be like man this pales in comparison to brooks bistro you know all these different things and so
we we give him the harry houdini Award for making food just magically appear that's incredibly delicious.
Something like that.
And people went crazy.
People stood up for him.
Standing ovation.
Yeah.
Jensen started, Brooks, Brooks, Brooks, Brooks.
I mean, just like the biggest cheer of the week for sure.
It was very cool.
And he deserved it.
Yeah.
He got it.
And it was like, heck yeah, man.
I think everyone else recognized it as much as we did like how hard
he was working and yeah it was just that was really cool as his brother-in-law to be like
yeah man you guys recognize how great he is too you know like it was just really sweet so it was
just great we just had the perfect team brooks was awesome katherine and rachel oh my gosh amazing
assets there having isaac was so clutch clutch dude like it just it was the perfect team i would
do the exact same trip the exact same people next week yes i agree 100 should we or yeah or next month how hard is it yeah we got we got
all the all the parts now like we have the notes down the hardest one was going to be the first one
and we nailed that you know like a lot of people going into this are like how are you feeling about
the trip with the fans and what i told a lot of people is like i think we're going to learn a lot from this first one i think it'll still be fun i'm
optimistic but i think we'll learn a lot meaning like we probably there was a lot of oversight or
things we didn't think through but honestly it's like there is very little to be like oh okay missed
the mark on that one like it was just a huge mistake yeah even just the fact that all the
the right cords got brought you know just like nothing went wrong right all the rental cars were there for us you know everyone got to the airport in time on the way
home for their flights you know just like right all the big things worked most of the little
things worked yeah everyone ate everyone slept yeah let's rinse and repeat baby let's do it again
let's do it again baby oh man it's exciting oh i know yeah let's let's keep let's keep dreaming
we've been dreaming a little bit already of like yeah what are we going to do? How are we going to do this again?
Let us know in the comments when a good time is. We're ready to do another one. It was so fun.
It was so special.
It was so awesome. Yeah. And I'm excited to do it again with these same people,
but I know that that's not realistic that they're all going to come. So I'm excited to also meet
new people. You know what I mean? That was probably the most exciting thing for me was like i have the opportunity
to meet a bunch of new friends like that was like what's so exciting about it was like i didn't know
i didn't know that i was going to hit it off with all these guys like every single guy there i was
such a big fan of oh my you know obviously i like the girls too but i was like i was trying way more
like to have intentional fun conversation with the bros because it's the bros and like,
yeah,
Brandon was so cool,
man.
So fun.
His own coffee shop,
Dr.
Ben,
you know,
just honestly one of the kindest guys I've ever met.
Yeah.
Very,
very kind.
I mean,
yeah.
Good head of hair.
Gabe is so adventurous.
So fun.
I don't know.
Whatever.
I could,
we could go on and on.
I'm ready to hang out with Gabe a lot.
I know.
And he would do it too,
because like,
I bet if we were like, Hey Gabe, come down here for the weekend. He'd be like, great. I'll ready to hang out with Gabe a lot. I know. And he would do it too because I bet if we were like, hey, Gabe, come down
here for the weekend, he'd be like, great.
I'll come right now.
He's down for it. He's always going to do whatever.
They're just all so fun.
Everyone there.
Truly, I'm like, man, I miss you
guys. Let's hang out again.
Think about if those people come
on the next trip, how much deeper of a friendship we'll have
with them. Like, wow, we've vacationed twice together now.
We've compared so much of this vacation to camp.
And it's exactly like it.
And even like somebody commented like,
whoa, this looks like summer camp,
the way you're playing games.
It's like, yeah, kind of is.
And that's because we love summer camp.
Because we've joked before previously,
like someday we need to do an adult Ghostrunner summer camp.
Yeah.
And then I think now I've seen the light.
This was it.
It was kind of unintentionally that.
This was the Ghostrunner summer camp. all these friends meet they come become best friends and
they just go back to their homes they don't live next to each other so now you're gonna have
veterans that come back again yeah they know how we know them but then they're gonna they're gonna
be like here's here's how the deal works you know this is brooks he's the man you know whatever
he wears a black new people and then they're gonna become veteran you know and then we might get them
on the leadership team someday yeah have them running games next year yeah so isaac's off selling merch
for nate bargazzi yeah we lost him yeah so we need someone to take his greener pastures but
no yeah we're yeah i'm still buzzing i thought i was buzzing from scottsdale i might be even
more buzzing from this i know i keep buzzing and buzzing just ready to do it again it's just
i kind of just want to strike while the iron's hot not even just while like while this is fresh
while we're fun but it's like while we know we have this amazing podcast community yeah let's
do this yeah yeah because like there is you know who let's say the podcast grows a ton can we still
do this i think yeah exactly i don't know i think it's a different vibe we like i did some you know
casual market research throughout the week just asking people their feedback
on like, what do you think about this?
What do you think about that?
And I think that we had the perfect amount of people.
I think if we had twice as many people, we could not have the same personal experiences
with all of them.
Because I think...
And I'm sure you're the same way.
And they'd be more clicky.
Not clicky, but you know what I'm saying?
That's a good point.
Yeah.
People would kind of like pair off or whatever, kind of that kind of thing.
30 felt like a good amount.
Like I could talk to every single person every day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the rain helped.
Yes.
Having it rain about one and a half days will keep you.
Yeah.
It was a huge blessing.
Good community.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm ready to do it again.
So don't, don't tell too many people about the podcast.
Or we'll just do multiple iterations of this thing and blow it up. like for old listeners you get to really you know hang out with us for you
do like a quiz like you have to pass this quiz before you can register yeah and like who's
knack baxter yeah exactly anyway it was it was such such a fun time um and yeah i'm ready to
go back ready to do it yeah we already have so many ideas like brad texted me today like because he knows like i've just got a lot going on you know
trying to catch up with i feel like i haven't had my phone for three weeks don't respond to this
right now but i have to say it's somebody and it's you like you're always my guy because i
basically went straight from bachelor party to philadelphia to florida trip and i leave for the
tour tomorrow so it's just it's madness now. I got a wedding in 25 days.
There's a lot going on.
Oh, and by the way, I have a wedding.
Yeah.
And you know, and Brad's like, Hey, so don't, I know you're not in the headspace right now,
but I'm just, I can't stop thinking about the trip.
Here's what I want to do.
And I was like, you've come to the right place.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was like, I'm just dreaming.
And you're like, you've come to the right place to dream, baby.
And I was like, my man, let's go.
So add it to the list, add it to the to-do list.
I can't wait to do it.
Oh, man.
Remind me again, what was the meat that we ate on the trip?
Up, up, up.
Oh, wee!
I like that.
What if I was just like, it was a good rancher.
What do you mean?
Good ranchers.
Yahoo!
Dude, good ranchers. I want you to have a voice for every um advertiser so can
you choose a voice i'm surprised with what it is and just give us some type of good ranchers
oh goodness um just give us a yeehaw on one of the voices please
this is gonna be fun
the voice changer is awesome wow wow fun that was fun okay i feel like my actual voice showed up just as much so i don't
know yeah yeah yeah you're gonna hear that your actual voice isn't ours yeah um that's fun anyway
sweet good ranchers is just awesome they're me the last night brooks made chicken nuggets bro
i talked about them for two days afterwards how do we get more of that that how how insane tell
me right now you go to good ranchers.com you have to you have to dude get the chicken nuggies holy cow your life i i didn't
know that chicken could be like this like it's like i like chicken i like you know whatever
yeah but my goodness people he made so many of them and people still wanted more like it was
unbelievable that was quite the way to end it it It was awesome. So, I mean, Good Ranchers, you know, we just can't say enough about how good their meat is,
how high quality the American meat is.
American meat.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
The entire process, it starts and ends in America.
People say we're number one when they're talking about America.
They're talking about the beef and the chicken and the fish that's made here.
The best beef and chicken is here.
Yes, that's right.
So, yeah, check out goodranchers.com.
It's grilling.
It's summer.
I think I said this on the last podcast, maybe.
But people talk, like multiple people, unsolicited, not even in front of Brooks,
said that's the best burger I've ever had in my life.
Yeah.
And I've thought about the burgers, too.
Like, if you're having a cookout, be the VIP of the cookout.
Get some Good Ranchers burgers.
They have a burger pack.
They have chicken. They have it all. It all it's so good they have mixed together not like literally but like you can get both in one box i mean it is it is just above and beyond the competition and you
got to check it out it's great it's american meat delivered and they've upped the the discount for
ghosties so it's now 30 off any box with code grkc oh sorry go ahead oh i have another anecdote
go for it uh lindsey and john merchant on the trip harris oh my gosh oh yeah made me made me
uh lindsey and john harris on the trip lindsey harris is yeah yes okay she's a sheep farmer
she's in the agriculture world john goes, where'd you get that steak?
And I was like, it's from Good Ranchers.
Because he doesn't listen to the pirate.
And so he's like, Good Ranchers.
Okay, Good Ranchers.
Yeah, it's online.
And then he's like, because I've never seen steak that has that much marbling in it.
He's like, I've never seen steak that looked that good before.
So I'm just saying, you want to see the most beautiful steak of your life?
I might do it.
Buy Good Ranchers. I might just dive in one night. I think you should, you want to see the most beautiful steak of your life? I might do it. Buy Good Ranchers.
I might just dive in one night.
I think you should, brother.
And you know what?
Maybe because it's so well made, genuinely, it might do okay.
I don't know.
Maybe I'll dive in.
It's kind of like the lactose.
Whatever.
Yeah.
Just goodranchers.com, guys.
Just freaking do it.
Please.
GRKC $30 haul.
Just be cool and do it.
Just, hey, be chill.
One more anecdote.
Sorry.
Laura Wilhite on the trip said, this has ruined all
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Should we talk about Philadelphia?
That happened about three years ago.
It's one of those things where you have it on your podcast notes
and it's like, if I don't talk about this soon,
I'm just going to forget about it.
Yeah, there's not even a crazy amount to talk about,
but it is kind of interesting.
You've got to tell them.
You've got to tell them.
That one story.
Yeah, so the first night we get there,
we drop our stuff off at the Airbnb,
we shower, and we go to the venue.
We do two shows.
It's a lot of fun.
And get back to the Airbnb,
and you do two comedy shows.
The second one doesn't even start until 10.30.
It's very late.
The show doesn't get over until probably 12 15 getting home late and exhausted i think my first
flight of the day was at 550 you know it's been a very long day wow coming off of the bachelor party
i cannot wait to sleep i get back to my room and i notice i i'm weird like this i i think i always
will be um like i know when like one of my roommates might have like been in my bathroom or something.
It's not even that I memorized where I left things.
It's like I know how I do things.
How your mind operates.
Like my toothbrush will always be parallel with the side of the sink.
It doesn't make sense that that's not a diagonal for the hand soap.
Yeah, something like that.
That's just how I leave it.
Okay.
And so there were certain things
in my room
that were just like,
well,
this isn't my room.
I don't exactly have
a ton of systems in place
at this room I've been in
for an hour.
But you know the way
you plop something down.
I know the way I live
and I know some of this
doesn't really make sense.
Dude.
But it's 1230 at night
and I am tired
and I'm like,
you know what?
It's Philly.
I think they have a subway here.
There's like train cars.
Maybe things could have shifted. Maybe. I really they have a subway here. There's like train cars. Maybe things could have shifted.
Maybe. I really did convince myself
of that. That's like the most like country boy thing
I've ever learned. I mean, those things shift a lot.
I mean, they kind of rattle. I've seen the movies.
If your train car is like really
literally next to the window of your
Airbnb. It didn't make any sense.
But you're delirious.
I even did like a test run. I like shook the desk
to see if the... I promise I did because the drawers were undone i was like i don't think i would have
un like pulled out the drawers i think san andreas fault goes through philadelphia right
pretty close to here i think the rock was in there and so i i did like a test i was like
maybe they're really loose drawers and maybe the house is on a slant because i will say all the
philadelphia houses are cramped like staircases are like you have to go you know adjust your shoulders to them
yeah just all the houses are right next to each other so i've convinced myself that this is moved
naturally okay wake up the next morning and about as soon as i had woken up maybe 10 minutes
afterwards alan sends a text because he's downstairs on the main floor and he goes
was this glass broken last night and we're like i don't think so and
they're like oh my gosh i was like dude we for sure got broken into last night because my stuff
was like rearranged and alan's like yeah dude i bet we did the window was like broken i'm almost
positive it wasn't yesterday we go down there check it out and we try to go through the back
door to look into it and we can't get the back door open because it was dead bolted,
but it,
um,
like it's just,
now it's like jammed against the,
the frame.
Okay.
So we do,
we finally get it open.
We go around and there's just a footprints on the back door.
So someone,
we think someone probably,
Oh,
on the back door,
on the back of the back door.
Yeah.
So we think someone probably,
you know,
they ring the doorbell.
No one answers. Okay. No one's home. Go to the back, try to kick think someone probably you know they ring the doorbell no one answers okay no one's home go to the back try to kick it in that's not working so then they just
punch in through the window and these poor guys you know they finally got the nerve to burglarize
their first house and they get in there and it's an airbnb of guys who have no belongings really
you brought everything with you. Because you do have...
Well, I don't know.
Do you not travel with your camera and stuff?
Actually, I say that.
No, I don't.
Now that I'm not Trey's video guy,
I don't travel with a camera, which is nice.
But my AirPods were on my bed,
and Trey's AirPod Maxes were on his bed.
And had they taken my backpack,
which I left in there,
my laptop was in that.
So there were goodies in there.
So they didn't take any of that?
So they might be the worst criminals in the world.
I was going to say, that's like number 101.
You see a bag, you take the bag.
I think, yeah, you would say that.
I think my dad said that when I told him.
He's like, you think you don't want to come out of the house,
the driver of the car. He's like, you got nothing?
Empty-handed. It's like, why not take the bag?
Grab a bag.
What's the worst that could happen? You got a bag.
You got to put stuff in there. Now you have a bag.
Who doesn't like bags?
I love consolidating bags.
Yeah.
Just take the bag at least.
Wow.
I can't believe they didn't take the bag.
They would have been a bummer.
They were looking in the drawer.
Maybe they were looking for something specific.
So that's what I said.
I was like, now it's scary.
So they were either like maybe professionals where they know they've got a system like,
hey, if it's not jewelry, it's not really worth it to us.
You know, these high value diamonds. Or, yeah, I was like, it gets scary if it's not jewelry, it's not really worth it to us. These high-value diamonds.
Or, yeah, it gets scary if they look for something very specific.
Like, the owner of this house is in trouble.
The previous renters of this house.
That's why he's renting it out.
Yeah, this just became an Airbnb.
He's like, I've got to get on the limb.
I'm just going to rent this out.
Or, even scarier, the most valuable thing in the house wasn't there because it's Trey Kennedy.
I was coming up with all sorts of stuff. They were looking at all the drawers valuable thing in the house wasn't there because it's Trey Kennedy. Oh.
They were like,
I was coming up with all sorts of stuff.
They were looking at all the drawers for Trey.
Where's Trey?
Where's Trey?
Dude, what if it's,
I'm not trying to get too, like,
dark on it,
but what if just,
they were looking for guns?
Because then you can't, like,
if somebody,
whatever,
uses a gun
and it's not registered to them.
Oh, yeah.
No, that's a good point.
Yeah, that would make sense.
Guns, jewelry,
anything else that criminals like. Yeah. I don't know.'t know but yeah trey looked in his room and then he started
noticing like wait yeah my like armoire door is like open so there were people definitely in the
house and they're probably in there really quick and i don't know they're not good at their jobs
man but did that bother you like the next night like were you scared what's funny it was such a
guy thing because we were all like well i mean are you guys down to stay here yeah yeah i'd rather not move
yeah so each one of us were like hey be honest are you cool with staying here i'm like yeah i'm
fine with it were you on the second floor yeah yeah it's fine and like what's what's the lightning
doesn't strike twice in the same place that's what i said i i talked about that on stage i was like we're the safest house in the world they're not gonna burglarize
it twice that's true even if a second burglar comes in they're like well this place already
been hit oh the window's broken right yeah kind of like on home alone snakes snakes i don't know
no snakes i don't know no snakes yeah um so yeah i was like yeah this is the safest house i'm good
with staying here and i didn't really feel too violated because like it's not my place it's not
like my comfort you know it's just like that it's just some random spot because i've had my car broken
into before and that felt weird the next time in my car i'm like they were in here they were
sitting in here california right rifling through my stuff once in california and once when i lived
in casey moe oh sure yeah yeah um yeah so yeah it was kind of weird but it was like oh this is
great content so yeah i'm talking about on stage and i was like the stereotype philadelphia you know i was like i'm excited to announce i'm officially a philadelphian our airbnb got
burglarized last night and they're like yeah the crowd would go nuts yeah i had a lot of material
on the burglary which is pretty fun any other highlights from the uh comedy shows it was fun
six right we did six shows and they were good because we hadn't done it since trey had his
kid it probably been since january that we had performed had been writing a lot since then had not been memorizing a lot
since then you know just like i didn't spend as much time working on this as i should have
probably freeze ever no i just didn't go up there if i wasn't very confident that i had memorized
so i didn't probably test out as much material as i could have oh i see you didn't you know you
didn't use the material if you didn't memorize it yeah yeah but i still did test out a lot which it just one of the things you have to force yourself to do
because i don't look forward to it you're standing out there in front of a sold-out crowd
you want to give them a good show you want to give them the greatest hits right and it's like i got
all right try the picky eater saying it's not even fully written just you'll learn though you will
learn if you try it and you just got to learn yeah and so it's like just jake it is better to do it
now than two weeks from now when it's a sold-out theater yeah just suck it up and do it okay
were there some that were like oh that was great that worked i would say 85 of what i tried went
well and like we can keep it in dude so yeah very solid train i were talking with that i was like
the more we do this amazing honestly like yeah i think we get better at like writing material just
like that will work the first time yeah but there were a couple things that um well i kind of gave you a an idea of what it was
where it's like this didn't work in philly but birmingham okay they will like it i remember that
joke and i remember thinking when you told it to me it was a thinker to an extent like you think
i need to dumb it down a bit or just yeah yeah maybe okay because i think it was it was it was one of your
quick-witted things yeah it was a boat burnham kind of like i was like if you had a boat burnham
song and you wrote that in there people would laugh after like five but like so much of comedy
you know if you don't get a quick reaction you're you're gonna have to move on right yeah maybe it
is worth trying again or tinkering with it i can't even remember the joke now but i just remember
thinking like oh i, I get it.
You know, even though I saw it coming, obviously they're seeing it coming because you're a
comedian, but.
And there was a bit of a delayed reaction.
It wasn't like it bombed.
It was just kind of like a kind of delayed and not really laughter, but kind of like
a, oh.
Yes.
Yes.
So.
And it was kind of, yeah, on the border of like political whatever.
Right.
Yeah.
It was definitely the riskiest joke of the night, but it's what i was most excited about and it yeah if it's risky it's probably
not gonna work well but that's like the feast and famine kind of thing like if it's risky and it's
good that's true i've been making some dark jokes yeah yeah and they dark for trey kennedy's audience
and they like it so stay tuned maybe i'll try it yeah this week mortgage fixed neutered kind of
dark jokes like whoa i don't know about that
but yeah um all of it almost all of it went well it was good i feel good gearing up for the tour
i feel like that one time i can't remember what show you probably remember the city
but you left like pretty dejected that did not happen this time i did not feel dejected good
no i felt good i'm excited for the tour i don't feel nearly as like freaking out as i have like you know a year and a
half ago for the last tour it's like because we just performed i feel pretty good you know i got
to do 30 minutes worth which is a lot dude that's awesome rachel was actually helping me at the
airport we had a five-hour layover um you know flight got delayed a whole mix up it was a late
night coming back from florida but she was helping me with crowd work um which sounds funny that
makes it sound like i was just practicing how do you do that well i was just like i think i could do a better job of like
i just want my crowd work to be better and she's like all right well what do you mean and i was
like well trade has such a good job of like a lot of his crowd work there's a finite amount of
answers like you know his last tour he'd be like all right does anyone know their love language
okay people can only give him five different answers yes and he's got a joke ready for each
one if they don't give him one of those answers he's like that's a joke right there he can make fun of that yeah whereas like most of
my crowd work it's just like what's the secret to marriage what's going on yeah you know like
and that's what you do yeah something like that it's just open-ended and it's conversational
and you can i think it's higher risk higher reward like you can get really fun things right
but there's also sometimes where it's like all right i don't know where i don't know where you
met i didn't understand that really i don't know what you do for a living.
It seems like you're kind of dragged here.
You really want to be here.
You know, it's like you don't get the best answer.
So I was like, can you just like sit with me for like 20 minutes and let's brainstorm
how we can like reverse engineer this.
That's fun that you have Rachel do that with, you know?
Yeah.
And she's at least pretended to enjoy it.
Well, and it's always nice to like, like, it'd be one thing if you banter, do that with
Trey or me or somebody that's
like a little more like familiar but she's a consumer she's not a comedian and so yeah it's
almost more valuable to probably get those kind of answers i always like appreciate katherine in
that respect of like she's not a podcaster but she listens to the podcast hey katherine is this
the guy you do the podcast you know something like that so she actually i just went looked at
my notes so i think some of mine i'm going to start doing this crowd work which would have been nice to practice this over the last uh six months
but we're going to start it off now in the theaters is talking to parents specifically i think it's
gonna be one of my like crowd work moments um because people and asking like finite answer
type questions about their kids so are you parents yes or no yes great uh where are the kids tonight
and that way they don't have to think of an answer. They just can tell us the answer.
Right.
And if they do think of an answer,
you can joke about that.
I'm like, oh, okay.
You're responsible.
You don't know where your kids are at?
Yeah.
And so this is one of the ones that Rachel came up with.
Because I was like, all right,
let's think of all the potential answers
and now let's think of jokes.
And so I was like, all right,
what if they're saying that they're grandparents?
And Rachel goes, too cheap for a babysitter.
And I was like, that's great.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll put that in the set right that's great so yeah use
the elderly huh yeah yeah that's funny too so use that and then like maybe their ages of kids
ask them that and like follow-up questions based on the ages of kids yeah yeah it's like man i
should have been doing this the whole time this feels interesting i like that i love figure out
science behind you know some of these things like yeah that's cool because this feels more up my alley of how my brain works this is logical this is
analytical i can do this fun i feel like i've been talking forever dude oh shout out in philadelphia
elizabeth virgil a huge fan she's seen me in like four different cities now she flew up there i said
she had the time of her life she's explored philadelphia elizabeth virgil said something
positive like that is that shocking i can't can't believe it. She never is positive.
She is the best. That's awesome.
And got some,
some good time with her.
And yeah,
she's just awesome.
Yeah.
She's from Denver.
She's come and seen you in Texas.
I think.
Corpus Christi,
Philadelphia now.
Fun.
That's great.
Okay.
You said you've been talking.
You want me to talk?
I really enjoyed that.
I always like hearing about hearing about the summary of comedy,
but also like,
I love hearing the process and like the creative. yeah so hopefully everyone else does too um and if you
don't just don't say anything like just just be cool be chill um okay uh yeah one last ad read
yeah just work it's too late 100 percent
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the best way to love your mom is to get her gifts it's to get her a gift and what kind of gift
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It was so fun in Florida seeing all the Chike people, or all the people loving Chike, getting
hyped on Chike.
It was very popular in Florida.
Did you see my text to Brooks about like, basically, whatever, like people were just loving on brooks saying all
these nice things i sent that to brooks i was like hey man people are still talking about you
and he's like it's amazing what um drinking chike all day can do to you so if you want to be a
better person in life drink more chike they do have a special mother's day promo so this like
literally is the last day to do it because they're only honoring um orders may 2nd or may 8th so
hope you listen to this on a Monday.
Today's your last day to do it.
So for Mother's Day, if you spend $75 or more on shike.com,
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It's a really cool little cherry on top.
So go do that.
Go crazy.
Get some shike, and give it to your mom.
Give it to whoever.
And the glass tumbler fits really nicely in cup holders. I know to me that's a big deal that actually is that will be a universally
fit glass thing in a cup holder almost all of rachel's water bottles do not fit in cup holders
does that annoy you or is that is that something you like it bothers me a lot because then it's
just rolling around the car or she's got in her lap and i'm like it just it can't be fun take a
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come on jake i have a few things to tell you about my kids i love my kids yeehaw let's do it um
first one is just hattie related
um i was really tired um just just today i've been kind of just recovering from this awesome
florida trip and uh but then i picked up hattie and i just was rejuvenated for a few different
things that she did it's so fun like kids are so fun because they just remind you of
all the fun things you did as a kid yeah so i picked her up from heritage park uh where she
was flying a kite with my aunt cindy and my sister julia and all her kids and anthony anyway heritage park
huge dog park huge dog park huge like they have a golf course there they oh yeah they do football
field all these different things um great place to fly a kite and hattie was so that's why i was
late today is because i was like i can't pull away this. I feel she's having way too much fun.
And we've tried to fly a kite in our backyard before and it's always failed.
And she was like doing it so well.
And she was like, just like running around in this field, like laughing and smiling with
her kite.
Just frolicking.
Just truly like having, she, she said, this is the best Tuesday ever.
As we were leaving, this was the best Tuesday ever.
So anyway, just flying a kite is just so
fun. And then
I asked her why it was the best Tuesday
ever. And this is funny because my aunt Cindy listens.
My aunt Cindy teaches her science every Tuesday,
like kind of homeschool science. And she said,
well, we didn't do that much science today
because we just went and flew these kites.
And I was like, well, flying a kite is science.
I was like, Hattie, everything's science.
And she's like, and Hattie does this funny voice where she goes, what?
And so she's like, like a car is science.
And I was like, just giving her a lot of it.
Very elementary.
I'm not a very good scientific person.
I was like, oh, yeah, gas has to burn in order for a car to go.
And she's like, what about my seatbelt?
I was like, oh, you have to figure out that thing to make sure it fits in there and locks in there. And this, this belt thing, if it breaks like a
rubber band, it's no good, you know? And so we just kept going forever. And it was so fun to
watch her a absorb so many different pieces of information. And B I loved like being able to
train her. Like she learned what H2O was today. Oh, I can't wait for that. Like I long for the
day. You can quiz Hattie and she will know what the H is, why there's a two and why the O.
I will.
It's so fun, dude.
It's so fun.
And then halfway through the conversation, she's like, okay, so quiz me.
She didn't say quiz me, but she's like, ask me some questions about things you've told
me and I'll see if I know the answers.
That sounds awesome.
I'm so ready to have a six-year-old.
Dude.
I don't want to do zero to six.
Once you get them, you'll love it.
I'm ready to do this.
Can we start with the quiz
oh but look at bo too bo so fun yeah bo is awesome yeah little cowboy oh that's have you heard him
say cowboy cowboy no i don't think i've heard that oh my gosh that's like his new like he loves
running around as a cowboy and i'll say hey cowboy and he'll be like hey cowboy i like calling him
cowbo though cowbo yeah so um so we did that. So we kite into
science, you know, time into just rocking out with some random songs. It's so fun to like,
like these kids have never heard songs that we all know so well. And so we listened to
rock and Robin like four times. She loves rock and Robin, which is a very fun song.
Then we listened to a big house by audio adrenaline. Oh my God. Loves it. Loves
shouting out touchdown, you know, touchdown. And then, uh, we listened to uh big house by audio adrenaline oh my god loves it loves shouting out touchdown you know touchdown and then uh we listened to a few beatles songs i
taught her some beatles songs uh she loved get back that was one of them last night's concert
and then one of the other ones what was it um i don't know but anyway she it's just fun it was
just like i was like i love this i love that i'm getting time with you one-on-one. And then speaking of one-on-one time,
Bo and I on Thursday, Friday is his birthday.
Thursday is the only time that they're doing this.
That's why we're going on Thursday.
We're going to a Royals day game, just Bo and I.
Whoa.
First baseball game he's ever been to.
He loves baseball.
I'm so excited to take him to his first game.
Thursday?
Thursday afternoon, yeah.
That is going to be so fun.
I mean, I told him about today and he
like like i guess he and katherine were just in the car by the by themselves and he's like i gotta
go to a game with just dad like he's like i'm so excited he thinks that they're gonna give us
jerseys so i need to figure out okay a way around that because those are pretty expensive at the
ballpark at the same time you can't just get him a jersey and he's gonna think every time he goes
to something also true you gotta come i know this This is a big deal because it sets the precedent.
There's all the stuff out in the back, or the outfield.
They have a kid's experience.
Mary go around and all this stuff.
It's like, well, if I show him all this stuff at the beginning of the game, he's not going to watch the game.
Yeah.
But if I, whatever.
I can't deprive him on his birthday.
Yeah, you've still got to get him a pretzel and stuff.
That's fun.
Oh, he really wants a grilled cheese, he told me he told me okay i was like what kind of food should we
have at the game uh grilled cheese it does sound good i'm starving i don't know if they have that
but we'll see um so anyway i'm so pumped about that and just and then we have a cowboy themed
birthday party for him uh this weekend i know i'm gonna miss it yeah i know we're gonna miss you
because we're gonna we're gonna get some hay bales and we're going to put a real true saddle on top of it.
So it's like a little horse.
And he's just going to go crazy.
We're getting him a pirate ship
that's going to blow his mind.
It's like one of those Fisher-Price,
pretty big, almost like a dollhouse,
but for boys, pirate ship kind of thing.
And I'm so pumped for him.
He's going to love it.
Sorry, I'm looking up something real quick i something you should i feel like something i've seen like an
old picture of my dad using basically you get like a you know a trash can or a barrel or something
like that you turn it sideways okay cut some holes in it okay and then have like rope coming out from
it and so it kind of like is oh you know
it's kind of boy it's suspended it's suspended yeah throw a saddle on there okay people can kind
of tug on the ropes oh fun and it's like uh you know a redneck uh mechanical i know what you're
talking about we did that at camp uh we had one of those at really at canicuck for a party or
something that would be fun that'd be so fun to kind of move the ropes boat might get concussed
but yeah probably not even cry.
No, he would love it.
Oh, man, I'm so pumped.
I mean, he loves cowboys, is obsessed with Lone Ranger right now,
and it's just going to be a fun party.
So I'll FaceTime you if I think about it.
That's fun.
My dad used to give me, like, bull rides.
I want to do that for Bo.
Yeah? He would, like, teach me.
Because my dad would even tie a rope around his, like, rib cage.
Oh, wow. He's like, this is how you got to ride, you know, the bull. And he his like rib cage oh wow he's like this is how you gotta ride you know the bull and he would teach me like all right
this is how you do your grip and you gotta have you know your right hand's gotta be up okay if
it comes down it doesn't count gotcha and then he would just buck and buck and buck and i have to
hang on we've been doing that a lot on uh on the trampoline hattie bow and i'm good place to buck
and their way their way of like having me start to buck is Kimo Sabe. They go, Kimo Sabe!
And then I start going crazy.
And then, yeah.
What is it?
Tonto is like to slow down or something like that.
Oh, Tonto.
Tonto, Tonto, Tonto.
Kimo Sabe!
So anyway, it's just fun.
Being a dad's fun.
Rosie's fun too, but she's just sweet and small.
So not as many stories about her.
I can't wait.
Also right now, Bo, anytime I say,
hey Bo, you want to play catch? He'll run and get a ball
every time. That's my whole dream
as a dad.
Such a dog.
He's such a fun kid, man.
Go grab a ball and just
chuck it at me.
It's got to help building coordination and motor skills. Throwing and catching a ball at just chuck it at me. That is awesome. I mean, it's got to help building coordination and motor skills.
Yeah.
Throwing and catching a ball at that age.
I know,
man.
Can't hurt.
It's fun.
So anyway,
what I got.
Cool.
Let's finish with some reviews of the week.
Yeah.
You got one?
I will start.
This comes from AJ Avery,
and I am 70% sure that we haven't read this one yet.
Thank you for being a clean Christian Christian-based podcast to listen to.
I'm a stay-at-home mom, and this is what I listen to while I'm cleaning house and taking care of my babies.
My two-year-old loves when I turn up the podcast.
Also, I went to Chick-fil-A, and as the girl was taking my order, my...
Sorry, the grammar is throwing me off.
There was a period after.
Also, I went to Chick-fil-A
and as the girl was taking my order
my kids were being a bit hyper
the girl said
don't worry about them
I have a lot of siblings
she was homeschooled
reminded me of Tymon
she was working day shift
so
we should be at that time
and any
any weird DMs or anything
any
any romance going on
that we need to know about
not really okay nothing to Tymon, any weird DMs or anything? Any romance going on that we need to know about?
Not really.
Okay.
Nothing to Tymon Imch on Instagram.
I'll keep you posted.
Nothing to Tymon Imch on Instagram.
T-I-M-O-N-E-M-C-H.
Had that clip that went viral about Adobe AI audio enhancer. That's him.
That's him.
That's why you need to try Adobe's's system solver oh dude that was close yeah
i did it i did it that way that was close it's so funny seeing the comments of random people
because it's like it's definitely a persona that i put on like yeah sure because like i don't i
don't you do a great it's good no you saw energy thank you it's so funny like um i saw and there
was this one account that like reposted it because i liked it or whatever and i looked at the comments
of that because it's like they can be they can be meaner because it's not like once you get outside of here exactly
it's so funny to read into the comments it was like one of them was just can you calm down
it was so funny i can't remember the other ones it was it was just ai chill out oh speaking of
dms did my friend um send DM to Ghost Runners? No.
Noah?
Noah.
Yes.
Yes.
I saw it.
I thought it was really funny.
He's the one that way, I mean, people remember this story from, I don't know, a year, two
years.
I'm terrible with dates.
Who knows?
That golf show that you went to where the guy was like, hey, Jake, can I get a picture?
Took a picture and just left.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And then he did the same thing to me at a church event that I was at.
I was with my friends Todd and Whitney, and he goes to their church i was like hey man i'm
a fan of yours can i get a picture and just left and he's friends with time and that guy's a prince
of time so he's like a collage or you know whatever three different pictures of all all three like
i've met all the ghosties you know or all the ghost runners guys so um shut up no no what's the last name kwasaborski yeah it's like some yeah no q okay
okay yeah okay okay my friend no okay okay um i don't know if this is a brand new review or if
he edited it because every time they edit it it goes to the front but samuel sin left us a five
star review say him a huge fan comments on your feet every week, I think.
Yeah.
He'll be at the next Florida trip.
Yes.
Or wherever it'll be.
Or where...
Let's always call it Florida trip.
It just confuses people.
Florida trip to Denver.
Okay, so five stars on your feet is what he always...
Titles everything.
I've been listening to this podcast since a friend suggested it to me back in November 2019.
Looking back at that day, I didn't know that text would have such a significant impact on my life.
I knew of Jake through random CannaCut connections and noticed he was posting podcast content on his Instagram,
but I didn't listen until a friend asked me to, quote, laugh to this podcast with me throughout your day.
For reference, it was episode 24, Do You Enjoy Free Refills?
That'd be fun to go back and listen to that.
Everyone check out episode 24 this week.
I responded, that's the Jake Triplett one.
I've been needing to listen to it.
And listen, I did.
Since that day, I have listened to Ghost Runners for roughly 600 hours or roughly 25 days.
This podcast has brought me joy in the good times and the bad.
Jake and Brad, you both have shined your light bright for Jesus during this time,
and I'm sure people have been drawn to the kingdom,
both Jesus's and the chief's kingdom because of this podcast.
I consider you both friends.
So after leaving multiple voice memos,
attending F12 and being interviewed on the podcast,
I can now officially say this podcast is five stars.
This is the official Springfield,
Missouri correspondent signing off.
It sounds like he maybe just left it for the first time.
I think so.
That's awesome.
Thanks, Samuel Sin.
You're the man.
Appreciate you.
He's got a podcast of his own.
Check that out.
Okay.
Yeah, he's great.
Springfield's finest.
That's right.
Springfield correspondent.
All right, Brad, would you like to end this episode with a jingle?
Yeah.
I don't know where I put it, so just a second.
But yeah, Emily schmidt second little review
of the week she uh in her in her email for the jingle which she sent to the ghost runners podcast
at gmail.com okay uh said hey brad i came in and began to describe how nice it is to hear from you
and jake twice a week now it's turning my wednesdays into wednesdays and i look forward to the new
segments because you guys always bring such a fun energy into them. I heard that a lot from people on the Florida trip.
Like I've been really enjoying two a week.
That's awesome.
I said,
thank you.
That is something we enjoy as well.
So let's do it.
Emily Schmidt.
Come on.
Turn me up.
Turn me up.
Turn me up.
Yeah.
Crank it.
Crank it.
Crank the monitor for him.
Oh, okay okay Two or three
Brad is a boy
Jake is one too
Can I make it any more obvious?
Brad is a dad
Jake has two Steve's
What more does he need?
They started this show
But they didn't know
Podcasting helped Jake bagged his dough Brad's babe of the week What does he mean? They started this show, but they didn't know.
Podcasting helped, Jake Bagg is dough.
Brad's babe of the week.
Yeah, it's still Catherine.
Unless he's in a puddle city right now.
They are the Ghost Runners and Jesus wants comedy.
You won't believe the fun they have.
They started at Candy Cog, now they're selling track for luck Make sure their ghosties get all the merch
Five years from now, we won't be at home
We'll be at a Ghost Runners live event
It'll be like F12, and guess who you'll see
Ghosties traveling far, but near and far
So call up your friends, let them all know
Ghost Runners Pod is the way to go
Come join the crew in Florida too
Look them up on YouTube now
They are the Ghost Runners and Jesus Comedy
You won't believe the fun they have
They started at kindergarten, now there's only track for love G-Stars Comedy, you won't believe the fun they have. They're starring at a kindergarten.
Now there's only a check for luck.
Make sure their ghosties get all the merch.
They are the Ghost Runners and G-Stars Comedy.
You won't believe the fun they have.
They're starring at a kindergarten.
Make it a check for luck.
Make some ghosties get all the merch.
Nice.
Guitar solo break. Whoa done try it at goodfranchise.com
okay this is the part i had to practice don't forget youcouldbeam.com
now do not worry you can't miss out on the ghosty Facebook fans they have comments for
these friends they are bringing more content for polls and behind the scenes
for polls and behind the scenes there is always something new something fun to come into Brad is a boy Jake is one too cannot
make it any more obvious they've got the part haven't you heard that'll rock your
family's world
They are the Gooseneck!
They did your comedy!
You won't believe the fun they have.
They started at Kinderkog, now they're selling chug for love.
Make sure their ghosties get all the merch.
They're the Ghost Runners, and she's doing comedy.
You won't believe the fun they have.
They started at Kinderkog, now they're selling chun for love Making sure the ghosties get all the love
That sounds nice.
Thanks.
That was really fun.
That's a great song, and you did a good job.
I think Avril, if she listens, she would have liked it too.
We don't know for sure she'll listen.
Also, some people think she's dead.
What?
Kind of a conspiracy theory.
Okay.
Prove you're not, Avril.
Prove you're not.
Comment below.
Leave a voice memo.
Yeah.
Anyway, that was a really fun song. Very well not, Avril. Prove you're not. Comment below. Leave a voice memo. Yeah. Anyway, that was a really fun song.
Very well written.
Emily Schmidt.
That was fun.
Yes.
That was fun.
All right.
Another Monday down.
Let us know in the comments what you're thinking.
Timing-wise, location-wise, what do you need to make it happen the next Ghost Runners Florida trip?
Vibes-wise.
Yeah.
Vibes-wise.
Because it's happening, baby. We'll make it happen. It's going to be so fun. So, yeah, I appreciate you need to make it happen the next Ghost Runners Florida trip? Vibes-wise, yeah. Vibes-wise. Because it's happening, baby.
We'll make it happen.
It's going to be so fun.
So, yeah, I appreciate you guys.
Hope you have a good week.
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Love you guys.
Love you, Catherine and kids.
So fun.
See ya.
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