Ghostrunners - 241 - Guys You Want on Your Team
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A couple new things in my life, Brad. I'm married, so I share the same bed with Rachel.
You guys are doing the same bed thing?
Same. Two bank accounts, one bed.
Okay.
Yeah. We have our ways.
Your choice. That's great.
I know. But one of the other things, I feel like the last little bit now, I've been doing Face ID.
I never used to be a password guy.
Maybe I just changed you.
I don't know. Well, it was, uh-huh. Yeah, it was that.
I don't know why it made the change,
but anyway, it's been great.
Pretty awesome.
You know, finally going to use Apple Pay now.
When you download a new app,
you don't have to type in your password anymore.
Oh my gosh, you are still-
Every time you download an app-
You poor sap.
Yeah, it was-
You've been putting your password
and you update your apps all the time.
No, no, not every time you update,
just when you download a new app.
Yep. Excuse me. Hey, I'm so sorry for interrupting you, Jake. No, no, not every time you update, just when you download a new app.
Excuse me.
I'm so sorry for interrupting you, Jake.
Hey, why don't you go ahead.
Go ahead, buddy.
It's like once I got Amazon Prime, it's like, how did I do this without it?
I can't believe the convenience.
You used to use my Amazon Prime back in the day.
I would do that occasionally, yeah.
Most times, like, I don't need this in two days. And now it's like, can this be here tonight?
Oh, my gosh, it can.
Sometimes you can, yeah.
Today?
Yeah.
Anyway, so something I've been noticing
or just an observation I made is like,
you know, there'll be some mornings where I feel like,
one, either I look in the mirror
and I look at my face right when I wake up.
I'm like, gross.
And you know, it's like, my face is like
either a little puffy or like my eyes aren't all the way open.
And I'll notice that it doesn't look good
because my phone will literally not
unlock because I'm so ugly in the morning.
And then I roll over and I see like,
there is my beautiful,
beautiful wife and she has to look at me.
Right.
That can't be good.
Like it's first thing she sees in the morning is a puffer fish.
Yeah.
My phone is like,
this is some of the most advanced technology in the world,
but we're not sure it's you.
It can recognize you with sunglasses on. It can recognize you if you get a the most advanced technology in the world, but we're not sure it's you. It can recognize you with sunglasses on.
It can recognize you if you get a haircut, but not in the morning.
But just not after six hours of sleep.
My phone has standards.
Thank goodness Rachel doesn't.
Yeah, exactly.
That's the first thing that she sees.
That's how she starts her day is with the sad sap of a boy.
Yeah.
At least he's not entering his passwords anymore, though.
I am saving a bunch of time, but anyway. And then you just say,
good morning. You breathe on
her, and it just gets
15 times worse.
Get in here. Because if you look bad,
you smell even worse.
You never hear like,
you know, he
looks disgusting.
When's the last time he showered?
But his breath was amazing.
Yeah, yeah.
Uh-oh, ooh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down
with some random thoughts in white.
Me too, Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat.
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It's Wednesday.
Actually, let me rephrase that.
It's Wednesday. Wednesday, yeah.
You want to start off with some wins of the week?
Yes, I do. Do you want to go first? You want me to go first? Go ahead. Uh, my win of the week is
that I overcame the anxiety of letting my kids swim in the inflatable pool in my yard and killing
the grass. Well, the trampoline has already been killing the grass, but that that's stationary.
That's like, we're not moving it. Okay. Because for a while, Catherine tried to, yes, we have a trampoline in the backyard and we would like move it every
week so that it wouldn't kill the grass completely. It would just like halfway kill a quarter of the
yards. And so I was like, why are we doing that? Why don't we just keep it in one spot and let it
just kill that grass? Cause we're going to have that trampoline for a while. Uh, yeah. Catherine
bought this awesome inflatable pool. I mean, it's like as big as a kid's
inflatable pool can be probably like it's, I don't know, 12 feet long or something big
to the point where it takes hours, multiple hours to fill it up with a hose. Like it takes forever.
And so of course on a financial standpoint and on like a time standpoint, it's like, I don't want to
empty that thing out and move it up on the deck every single day.
And so for a while, I was like, well, we're not going to be able to use that pool very much.
But my kids go gangbusters for the thing, Jake.
Gangbusters.
I mean, they love it.
It's a whole hijinks.
And so they were having so much fun, and they were playing together.
And I was like, what's the point of a yard that looks nice if your kids don't get excited to be out there yeah that seems more important
answer nothing i think what's the point yeah and so i was like you know what let it let it go you
know and so i think probably once a week now i'm gonna move the thing and just keep it in that same
spot and whatever it kills the grass it kills the grass it's just grass just if you come over my house though do not comment about that spot of grass don't understand me understand me um anyway
so that's my my win of the week is that i just mentally had the like very obvious realization
of like who cares who cares about your stuff if you're not enjoying your stuff you know so uh
question permission to uh include one more thing in the VIP package of the Grande Boo.
Yeah.
Maybe.
I would like to include all access pass to Brad's backyard to look at his dead, stupid grass.
What have I done?
There's two tickets available.
Yeah.
Sit on Brad's deck and just look.
Just look with disgust at the dead grass.
I mean, adequately sized deck,
but man, the shrubbery around it.
Yeah.
I would suggest not saying anything.
Let him wonder what you were thinking.
Just look at it.
Just shake your head.
Oh, boy.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, just, yeah.
And a slow shake,
so you're not even sure if they're shaking
or if they're just kind of like
letting it be moved by the wind.
Anyway, yeah.
That's a VIP package.
But the kids are so – Hattie is so funny.
She finally got like the courage to put her head underwater.
That's like a huge thing for her.
And so this is like deep enough where she can like dive into the water with her head.
And Bo is just having – I mean they're having the time of their lives out there, like hours out there. And it's awesome. So I'm like, this is the best. And it's so simple. Like I would say
that's amazing. They're spending hours out there. They have so much fun, dude. And every once in a
while, if they know we're watching, I feel like they're more mischievous. They get more fights
because they know we'll have like reactions. But like, if I'm like, if I just go back into the living room and like have the window open, I can hear him. They're
just having a ball. No problem. But if I'm out there with him, how do you all of a sudden like
cries or, you know, whatever Bo, you know, smacks her in the head. Hey, Bo, Bo pooped on my head.
He has pooped a few times and we're still working on it. Um, yeah, probably training's tough,
man. I don't, I don't know. He's like so close, but
he just hasn't figured out when you have
the urge that you need to go to a toilet.
I was sitting next to him yesterday
at Chick-fil-A, and I smelled something at one point
and I thought, oh no, I wonder
if he made a stinky. But then it went
away. He would say immediately.
I pooped. Yeah.
I think he just tooted, probably, sounds like.
That's the conclusion I came to.
It's either him or Catherine.
That's what I was saying.
It was a fun Chick-fil-A time.
Oh, it was great.
Was you, yeah.
It was chaotic.
Did you feel, did you feel it?
It was a little chaotic.
It would have been fine
had Rosie not been screaming.
Yes, Rosie.
Maybe that's obvious.
Yeah.
It would have been fine
if there was like one less kid
or like two less kids,
like three less kids there.
It would have been fine.
It was just you meet Catherine Rachel.
Yeah.
Like that time that, yeah, the four of us hung out on the deck without the kids not chaotic at all that
seemed that was way different um yeah yeah Rosie was she was yeah at her wits end it was time for
her nap and she was not being very patient for her meal yeah you'd like cut up this nice food
for her she's taking it to throw it yeah dude what the heck I don't there's something weird
like Rosie specifically has this quirk
where she'll eat the food and then every once in a while she just throws one on the ground
it's not like yeah genuinely she loves throwing stuff like and so it's not like consistent like
i don't like any of that chicken but every once in a while if you get her attention and she looks
at you she'll just throw one on the ground it's like tsa it's like she's tithing you've been
randomly selected yeah exactly you're on the floor yeah and gone like TSA. It's like she's tithing. You've been randomly selected. Yeah, exactly. You're on the floor and gone. So yeah. And so it's not like, and so because of
that, sometimes it's just like, I don't want that food, but sometimes it's like, I'm not giving up
on that food yet because I know your tendencies. So I'm going to, I'm going to get, I'm going to
come back to this. I know you, I know you, I know you like, you like blueberries. Who doesn't like
blueberries? I know you threw one down, but you didn didn't mean that i'll bring it back to you so uh yeah that was a it was chaotic for me because it was like a crazy
chick-fil-a the chick-fil-a was bussing yeah um and so it was but it was a fun time i it was fun
bo it was so cute he he wanted to save his seat next to him for you yeah that's nice i'm saving
this for mr jake he loves i love how he like when he nods as he says i'm i'm saving this for Mr. Jake. I love how he nods as he says, I'm saving this for Mr. Jake.
Yeah.
He's a cute kid.
Got a new cowboy book from the library.
Read him a few pages of that.
A little cliffhanger.
Yeah, Jake was reading,
kind of looking over his shoulder like,
is the food out of here yet?
The main time I was looking is Hattie sitting across from me.
It was like, can you read it to me too?
And I was like, how do I?
Yeah, you did a good job.
How do I read?
They're very far apart.
Anyway, good times.
My win of the week is that, so in this garage here,
we've got a very makeshift like net in like a little thing,
a little turf of grass.
What do you call it, makeshift?
It's just not very nice, I would say.
It came to be a golf net.
Yeah, I didn't make my own net out of fishing line
and twine or anything.
Yeah, it is a golf hitting net,
but there's so little room in the garage,
and there's no heating and air.
It's got to be the perfect temperature.
You can only use certain clubs.
You have to be in between the railing
and the garage door opener. There's a very specific slot you have to be in and so it's not
trust me to be swinging and i don't even we've never had a lefty in there i don't even know if
it could work yeah but uh we got home from something we opened the garage door and rachel
just goes i feel like getting golf balls i was like that's amazing let's go and so we get her
club she starts hitting and then she's like can you like help me with my swing and i was like yes yes i can that's amazing because she's like you know d1 athlete but she's
she claims she's like all my competitiveness went out once i you know had once i was done with
volleyball like i was just forced to be so competitive for so long i've been playing
volleyball since i was a little girl and au and club and school volleyball. I just don't want to be competitive anymore. So she's a pretty decent golfer,
but just doesn't care at all. Doesn't read any putts, just kind of gets up there. And I say,
uphill going a little right. Okay. You know, she just putts it and just drills it and just
walks to the cart. Oh yeah. I forgot my ball. You know, whatever. It's like, this is, you just
drilled a 15 foot putt. Yeah. She's not bad sometimes. Anyway, but she just never cared
to like improve or get better. And so when she was she was like hey do you want to like help me with my swing i was like
absolutely and i was doing drills with her you know i put her glove on we're putting a credit
card in the glove what's that about it's about wrist position at the top of the swing oh i see
it was like it hinders you from moving it'll like hurt your skin a little bit if you're doing
something wrong okay so that was I ever get a credit card.
If I ever get back on the grid.
Yeah.
On the gritty.
That's really fun.
That's like a guy's dream to help a girl out with her swing.
Yeah.
Like, let me, you know.
Hey, come here, come here.
No, I wasn't doing that.
You weren't?
Dang!
I mean, that's not.
You're married!
It's not necessary.
Put the credit card in the slot.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
So come here.
Come here.
Oh, Jake.
All right.
Ask her if she needs help again tonight.
You feel that?
Yeah.
That would be funny.
I think you can get a lot of golf instruction done without grinding on someone.
That's how I'm saying it.
Just a nice little, you know, come on, hold the arms and move them around.
I don't think that would help your swing at all.
See how your arms move?
Oh, every guy knows what I'm talking about, though.
Come on.
I'm saying I'm here to get better at golf.
I'm not here to be lovey-dovey.
I'm here to improve the swing.
Lovey-dovey, baby.
Trust me.
See how your arms move?
No, that's not going to make you swing better.
Anyway,
huge win of the week.
It was really fun.
Tymon,
we didn't prepare you for this,
but do you have a win of the week?
I'd say
we're remodeling our house.
Okay.
And I think like things are
making a lot more visible changes.
Oh yeah.
Like drywall was up yesterday.
We were painting a lot of outside yesterday.
Okay.
It's fun to see changes.
Yeah.
Yeah. What's the, is it like you're the outside yesterday. Okay. It's fun to see changes. Yeah. Yeah.
What's the, is it like you're taking down walls?
Yeah.
It's like.
Really?
Our main like area of the house was all like, felt a lot smaller because there's like in
the middle, there's like a bunch of walls and then like a closet and all that stuff,
like a pantry.
We just knocked all that out.
Tear them down.
So now, oh yeah, get them out of here.
And so now it's just like so much bigger.
When people, I always have a hard time.
Like when you say we're remodeling a house,
are you just hiring it out completely?
Are you doing something?
Okay.
In this case it's yeah.
We're hiring a contractor.
Okay.
But like yesterday,
like I helped with,
with a decent amount of stuff.
Like a lot of us just like help out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cause like growing up when people were like,
yeah,
we're building a house.
I would always be like,
that's amazing.
I thought my parents built a house.
Yeah.
I was like,
man,
I don't think my dad's even that good with a saw.
These guys know how to build houses.
You laid brick?
Yeah.
And built a house with it?
All that concrete for the basement.
You laid that.
How'd you learn, dad?
How'd you learn, Paul?
Yeah.
And remodeling is even more like some people do it themselves or whatever.
Yeah.
But yeah, no, it's not all us, but yeah.
So what kind of skill, but yeah. So what,
what kind of skill,
like what do you feel like your forte is?
Oh,
I don't know.
I was mainly just like helping tape up stuff for like pacing.
Nothing.
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Yeah. phone got too far away from the Bluetooth. So I'd brought the phone closer to Bluetooth and I was explaining like, it's a proximity thing. The other day, I think we've talked about this on podcast,
but yeah, the other day on Peter's party or any Tate's party, Peter had his phone connected to Bluetooth and it got out of range a few times. And I told Harrison, I was like, if you ever want
to torture me, this is what you do. Just slightly out of range. This is the worst thing that could happen
to Brad Ellis right now. I just cannot
handle it. Good to know.
Put me in prison and just have
every other
for a song that I love.
I would just lose it.
Can you sing us a quick version of Sweet Home
Alabama with the Bluetooth a little further
away? Yeah, yeah.
So it starts out, you know, kind of solid.
Wheel, wheels keep on turning.
Oh, he's walking away.
I think the bird is...
The speaker is not working.
Can you just have it...
Pass it to someone else and they...
Perfect. Thank you. Pass it to someone else And they have this composed Perfect thank you
She's walking away now
Okay no if you have the phone
The reason I had you bring the phone over
Is because of the speaker
It's bluetooth
Do you hear that?
I don't know
Sweetheart that?
It's just like,
oh, it like hemorrhages my brain.
I think that's the right term.
Hemorrhages the brain.
So, Tyvian, is that the right word?
Look up
hemorrhage. Look up Brad hemorrhage,
his brain and see if it's anything like what we just talked about.
Anyway,
anyway,
good,
good wins guys.
Have a Wednesday out there.
Ghosties Wednesday,
Wednesday,
Wednesday,
Wednesday.
Um,
do you remember that guy at Panera the other day?
That was,
I just wrote this down in my notes.
Uh,
he's like,
it's a good thing.
This didn't happen to me five years ago.
I would take it a flamethrower this place. Oh oh yeah i just look at jake like we're sitting you know
at a table working and these people are sitting right next to us in the same like little booth
connecting thing and i just looked at him and i'm like did you just hear that you know like
it's one of those things where if you just have like a normal conversation the person next to
you is not going to like be bothered by as long as i'm not going to be like did you hear the guy
that said the flamethrower thing i I just looked at him and I was like,
did you just hear what he just said? And Jake's
like, yeah, what's going on? I was like,
are we in danger?
I was like, okay, dude. He said it to his family of
three or four. Kind of like braggadocious too.
Five years ago? I would have
thrown a flamethrower at this thing.
Okay. Absolutely. Cool.
And I overheard the earlier
conversation. If you're near me at a public place, I will hear your conversation.
I'm listening.
FYI, I am dropping the eaves.
And so he said something about like they didn't substitute something for mayonnaise or something.
Oh, my gosh.
But how hard is it?
Get the flames out.
I guess it's not that hard, but it's not that hard to also ask for a different one because they didn't put mayonnaise on it.
At least they have it and are willing to sell it to you, unlike Queso at 9.55.
That's right. Also, our other time, we in two different Panera's two days in a row. The other
Panera, they were saying they were like going around, look at the artwork. What did they say
about the artwork? They're like, this is all we're getting rid of all this or something. Yeah. Yeah.
Brad was like score. I know. Well, I looked at the frame. I was like, it's so hard for me to
understand what Catherine style is. Sometimes I'm like, that looks a lot like a frame that we have at our house,
and I bet Catherine would love it.
Yeah.
But then I show it to her, and she's like, no, that's terribly awful.
And I'm like, to me, that's the exact same thing.
And so I didn't pursue the frames, but I was like, that's kind of cool.
All of a sudden, we just have Panera all over our house.
Like, this looks familiar.
I don't know. I don't know. It's a local, local guy. Let's watch TV.
Let's get out of here. Local guy. Yeah. Bacon, turkey, Bravo. And a painting of Picasso. I don't
know. Something that I also wrote down in my notes, but don't have much else to say is I don't
know why I wrote this out, but I said, I married a golden retriever. Oh, I don't know what made me
write that at the time. You've told me that before. Like you've had that thought. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know
what Rachel did to make me feel that way, but I think it's just like, anytime I come home or like
wake up or anything, it's probably what I meant by it. She's just like wagging the metaphorical
tail. Right. And she kind of looks like a golden retriever. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Blonde hair, big old eyes. Yeah. Pants a lot. What?
Pants.
She works out, and so she's, you know, breathing heavy.
Nice tail.
It's weird that I, it's like, it's funnier if I say it, right?
Got a tail on her.
That girl.
I'm sorry.
It's a joke.
I love my wife. That girl. I'm sorry. It's a joke.
I love my wife.
Catherine, not as extreme now because it's my kids that are like,
when I walk in, run to me.
But yeah, for a while it was like I would walk in and it's like,
here she comes.
I know she's coming, which is a wonderful thing.
Yeah, it's fun. Um, now I've noticed, like, I, I play this game with Catherine where I, I just know she's going to ask
me to do something. Like, I know that if I walk past, if I'm ready, trying to get ready for bed
and she knows, like, I bet Brad's winding down for the night. I better ask him that. Like,
like there was one time that you can imagine our house. We have, she was in the laundry room,
playroom,
and I was walking back to my room.
And right as I walked back,
I mean,
she had to,
she had to talk to me within a half a second before I crossed,
crossed the door to keep going.
And she did,
she knew he's actually like,
Hey,
can you do?
And I was like,
yep.
Okay.
You know what?
Catherine be really good at.
This is a,
so specific and niche.
Have you ever called Sarpino's Pizza to place an order?
No.
Okay, so they do this thing.
Isaac and I got really into this over the course of just being roommates.
We love Sarpino's.
Because it was open 24 hours.
Actually, it opened really late.
Honestly, yeah, I think you're right.
They opened at like 2 a.m., so that's why we used it a lot.
And the Wild Wed promo code ran out.
That's why we started using it.
I know we talked about that on the podcast before, but Isaac found a promo code that
worked indefinitely to get 50% off Papa John's. So we So we had a lot of Papa John's in 2021. Yeah. That
ran out. Sorry to get Sarpino's. Okay. Long story short, every time you call Sarpino's, I don't care
where you're at, which location they say Sarpino's, Sarpino's pizza, please hold. They, that's how
they answer the phone every time. And they hold you right away. I don't know what they do. I don't
know why that's the policy, but they always just immediately put you on hold. No matter what
time of night. It doesn't matter. I tried
to do it when my parents were here last weekend. I called them.
One time I was on hold for like five minutes.
Okay, they forgot about me. I'll call again.
Serpino's Pizza, please hold. You can't get a
word in, but Isaac and I would always try
to. It was so funny.
Serpino's Pizza,
launch cheese, please.
We would just yell at them.
Yeah, right. Catherine would do amazing. We were just yell at them.
Yeah,
right.
Catherine would do amazing.
Catherine would do a good job.
Isaac got through one time and we like high five.
She's like,
we did it,
but yeah,
hey,
sir,
Peter's George,
she's a large cheese,
half sauce or large cheese,
large cheese,
breadsticks.
But yeah,
Catherine be really good at that.
Yeah,
it's one of those things.
I mean,
and Catherine, I've also noticed like if she has
something she wants to say, but, or like, or not necessarily if she has something she wants to say
specifically, but if she's not ready for me to leave the conversation yet, she'll give me an,
um, so I'll kind of be like, it's a placeholder. I'll be, I'll be veering off. She'll be like,
and I'll be like, okay, look back. Like we still got something going. Oh yeah. By the way,
we have this, this, you know, whatever. So, um, I don't know. I'm sure that's not a thing that's just us, but I've just noticed it a lot.
Like as I'm walking to do something or as I'm like sitting down like, oh, oh, by the way,
can you do this? Yes, I can. Of course. Have Catherine calls her Pino's. Hey, when you guys
are in town for the grande vu, call her Pino our peanuts. Grande. What? Grande boo. Grande boo.
Scared you.
Oh,
you scared me.
That's what Bo.
Have you heard that?
Oh yeah.
You scared me.
You scared me.
You scared me.
Oh,
anyway.
What are these things?
Those are B and B amazing super greens.
I wondered why they're on our podcasting table this whole time.
They're on our podcasting table this whole time.
Cause we were sponsored by B and B amazing.
That's right.
You can beam.com. have you ever had overnight oats yes
okay i've been married for nine years anything you've had i've had it a lot more times you
understand that tale you're talking about
tim so i i never heard of this rachel is like hey but you know make sure i do not go to bed Tim?
So I never heard of this.
Rachel is like, hey, make sure I do not go to bed tonight without telling me about my overnight oats.
Like, I don't even know what that told me.
Without telling you?
Or without reminding me to make my overnight oats or something.
I think she could tell pretty early on that I have no idea what this is.
I'm kind of getting off topic now, but she's like,
how would you make overnight oats?
Like, what do you think's in them?
And so I start rounding things off, and apparently it's a pretty good bit because she is dying laughing.
And I'm just saying.
What did you get?
I was like.
Oats?
I didn't even know.
A lot of people think to start with oats.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I said brown sugar.
Okay.
Butter.
Yeah.
It's going to make anything better.
I think I said like some milk.
Okay.
Microwave. Microwave the overnight oats. It's part of some milk. Okay. Microwave.
Microwave the overnight oats.
It's part of the ingredients.
Yeah, I don't know.
Oats.
Oh, so you did get that.
Probably fifth would be oats.
Yeah.
Rice.
Okay.
And then lentils.
Oh, yeah.
I had no idea what it was. Let me make Lentils in the morning. Rachel makes it for me
the next day, throws a little beam in there. Not bad. Really? Yeah. That's why, that's why I told
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Yeah. Which one? I think she threw berry in there. Yeah. Berry's good. Pina colada is a new flavor
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That's fun.
Yeah.
Overnight oats.
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All right.
Is it time, Tymon?
Oh, man.
Tymon's nervous.
We got a fun schmores for you guys today.
Well, I mean, I don't know if it's going to be that fun. I think it i think it's gonna be normal it's gonna be fun because we're all it's gonna be fun because
it's gonna be so weird and random um yeah we've kind of discovered recently it's like
hey some of these things we're asking time to be a part of probably a little difficult to do when
you're 16 years old yeah you know and that we had an idea for this one specifically like this one's
really open-ended a little out there let's give time in like a few days heads up that we had an idea for this one specifically and like this one's really open-ended, a little out there. Let's give time in like
a few days heads up that we're doing this
time in Texas last night at 1045
guys. I'm having some trouble thinking
and I just didn't
even want to help. I just said I just texted back.
Oh, this should be good. So
really excited. Let me find
I know this never happens, but I'm
freaking stumped on the s'mores.
Jake just said, oh, this should be good tomorrow.
Yeah, so the s'mores this week open in a topic of guys you want on your team.
Guys you want on your team.
Hey, Brad was like, what's a good topic for s'mores?
Went to a random word generator.
Guys you want on your team. Interpret that as
you will. I think that's
like, what's the team? What's the team for?
Where are we going? What's the goal? Our team is a group of people,
right? That's all it is. Common goal.
Common goal. Last
week, just to update, Brad
narrowly won. The votes are still coming in,
but Brad edged me out by a few percentage
points. I mean, I was close.
And Tymon was right there.
Yeah, Tymon, toilet water really threw us a big loop.
And I'm not saying it shouldn't have.
But you know what?
Somebody made a good point.
Like, hey, if there's no water in the toilet and the bathroom,
like porta potty, that's nasty stuff.
That's a problem.
So toilet water, if Tymon was thinking better,
he could have sold it a lot better than you did.
But anyway, so I won. Tymon's like, okay, so if you win, like, please like, don't
make me go first. Of course I'm tempted guys. Of course I'm tempted, but I'm going to let time and
go through. I'm going to, I'm going to have the order go. Jake, Brad timing. Thank you. I get to
start. Yeah. Oh, I'm not. It's one of those things where it's like, why start? You're not
going to take my answers. There's yeah, we only need four things on our list
because there's no way we're going to have the same answers.
This is so open-ended and fun.
Yeah.
Okay, first pick of guys you want on your team.
I'm just going to go simple.
6'2 or taller.
Okay.
Never a bad idea to have them 6'2 or taller on your team.
Just a burly guy.
Any kind of team.
I mean, he can be skinny.
I don't care.
He can reach stuff up in the top of the cabinets.
What kind of team is this?
Doesn't matter.
Tall guy. He's probably more confident. the top of the cabinets. What kind of team is this? Doesn't matter. Tall guy.
He's probably more confident.
Stepstool, never heard of him.
He's probably had a little bit more privilege in his life.
I've seen studies.
You're more likely to succeed if you're attractive or taller.
He's a confident person.
I want him on my team.
Are you worried about if you ever need to drive in a sedan with him?
Personally, no.
He's going to be in the front seat.
Not on this team.
Not too worried.
6'2 or taller.
6'2 or taller. 6'2 or taller.
I want him on my team.
All right.
Mine is going to be the guy who's had a beard since seventh grade.
There's always one.
You know who it is.
It's Chris Ferrands for me.
Chris Ferrand had a beard.
It was like, what happened to that guy?
Over the summer, it's like, dude, that's a scary looking beard, Chris Ferrand.
That's a good pick.
Yeah.
And so not only is that guy obviously medically bigger and stronger and just – yeah, he's just formidable.
He's a good opponent.
And he's also – those guys are never the nice guys.
Those guys are ready to get down.
If there's a fight going on, it's like, hey, where's Chris?
Where's Bearded?
Where's Beardo? Yeah, where's beard oh yeah that's beardy um and yeah but at the same time like because he's had a beard he's
probably privileged as well i mean yeah he's had things given to him a little bit he's a little
more physically dominant so therefore people are a little bit intimidated of him i remember how it
used to be eighth grade hey essay oh oh beardy you didn't turn it hey just turn it on monday
yeah i'm sure you had you know uh you had a nightclub that you were a bouncer for or something.
So, yeah, I mean, yeah, he was not the best at football, but he got on the field a lot because he's like, well, that guy has a beard in seventh grade. Yeah, he can't sit him on the bench, find a position for him. Wingback. He'll never get the ball, but he can block.
A great fullback.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A great fullback.
I mean, fullback might be another answer for me.
Just a fullback.
Yeah.
A guy who plays fullback.
Yeah.
So that's my answer.
Okay, Tymon.
I hope you got there, honestly.
Okay.
I've got something.
Okay.
So this is the guy who makes a team name for like any activity ever and just hypes up
everything like a hundred times more than it needs oh i like that okay like that yeah just
like a guy that makes like it's gonna make everything exciting makes everything more fun
even when there's no need for it that's great okay because you get camaraderie because yeah
he's a camaraderie guy yeah he's uniting the team yeah yeah i like that a lot i like camaraderie
yeah it's like you got a person on your team named
dana they call themselves the mocker danas or something hey mocker danas hi yeah he makes shirts
yeah love it that is that is good like it's the most simple like we do not need team names for
us he's like yeah let's still have a name let's have a name yeah he's comrade guy yeah okay that's fun pick okay cool what a relief um okay let's see um
okay now we can be mean to him yeah yeah yeah you can be honest this time um no um
gosh i have written on my notes disclaimer homeschooled timon is probably the worst guy
to be asked this problem since i've been on such a small amount of teams compared to anyone else.
Would you say your family is just
10 individual people?
What about the cast or the ensemble?
I feel like there's a lot more opportunity
in going to school.
Yes.
So you're saying if you're homeschooled,
you're not going to be a very good team player?
Yeah.
He skips co-op days, I heard.
Oh my gosh. Okay okay let's see um this is completely different someone who
like if there's any anything like musical or any like anyone starts singing he's gonna like go all
in and like provide like beatboxing and like instrumental like like just like an accomplice
anyone that's singing gonna like beat like sing with them okay i don't know it's so random you like you like guys that go with the
flow it sounds like it's like like hey i'm yeah if we have a team i'm gonna go all in with the
team if we have yeah a song going on like i guess we're singing i'll be a part of it yeah yeah i'm
not gonna be too cool for school kind of thing it sounds like you need to be on an improv team
because that's what they teach there yeah and you just need to be with them like i'll join in
like whatever is said is the right thing and so therefore you have to go with it. I'll
be a part of it. Okay. Sing a song for me time. And I'll, I'll be on your team.
Great. That's perfect. I want you on my team. That's a good team. All right. Good,
good answers. Timon. Um, my next pick is going to be, uh, the guy who doesn't have social media.
Let me tell you why. Let me tell you why. Can we trust him on our team? He might be working
for the other team. No way. No, no, we could trust this guy. This guy, this, there is a quality of,
of people that don't have social media and it's like they have discipline in their lives to a different degree.
They're not interested in things that we're all focused on.
They haven't seen all the silly things.
They're just ready to get down and get down to the task.
There are certain people that are like that.
I think it's someone, a Luke Crenshaw, maybe a Scott Peck.
Scott Peck, yeah.
Great people.
Yeah.
But then think about, I don't know.
What do you need on social media?
The Unabomber. I doubt Great people. Yeah. But then think about like, I don't know. What do you need on social media? The Unabomber.
I don't know. I doubt he had social media.
Timothy McVeigh.
Timothy McVeigh did not have social media.
He was a hot male guy only.
You know, I just think there's a lot of outliers
of society that also don't have social media.
There's a lot of people who want to live off the grid because
they believe every like Hillary lizard conspiracy
theory and they are not on social media.
I kind of like the Hillary lizard.
You don't. If they're going to be on somebody's team,
I'd rather I'm on my team than the other person's like, Hey, don't, don't put words in my mouth.
Say, I don't want Hillary lizard. Don't put those conspiracy theories in the box.
There's something, no, there's something like, I don't know. Like I just know people that don't have social media and you're right. Like there's extremes, but the people that I know that don't have social media are good guys. Yeah. They
live life simpler. And like, if you say like, Hey, can you come over and do this thing? They're not
going to be like, well, I'm binge watching Netflix and live tweeting it all. So I can't do it this
weekend. You know, they're like, yeah, I'd love to renovate your house with you. I can't. I'm live tweeting. I'm live tweeting the latest documentary.
Why is Larry the Cable Guy live tweeting?
Larry the Cable Guy has social media, I guarantee you.
Oh, yeah.
So anyway.
We were actually talking about him recently.
We were at some venue, and we were looking through the walls of all the people who performed.
We're like, wow, Larry the Cable Guy, I love this place because he's been here like six times.
It was the Palm Springs Casino. Okay. And then we were also thinking like, wow, Larry the Cable Guy, I love this place, because he's been here like six times. It was the Palm Springs Casino.
Okay.
And then we were also thinking like,
actually, what happened to him?
He was crushing it in like 2008.
Like, you don't see him anymore.
And I imagine-
He's on social media some.
Is he?
Okay.
See, I didn't even look it up.
I was like, I bet he's a guy who's just a traditionalist.
Like, I have my audience.
Let's just keep performing for them for forever.
I'm just going to keep doing the same shtick.
I don't need to like reinvent myself.
I don't need to make videos on social media. Yeah, I think- He's going to be my- I don't know if he's even- I'm sorry for forever. I'm just going to keep doing the same shtick. I don't need to reinvent myself. I don't need to make videos on social media.
I don't know if he's
even... I'm sorry for interrupting.
Stop. Get out of here.
I
don't know
if he has his own social media or if I've just seen him
on a golf course with other people or something, but
I learned that Larry the Cable Guy,
maybe this is a common knowledge thing.
Tymon doesn't even know who we're talking about right now.
He was the one who brought it up.
Fine.
Whatever.
Tymon just read that on a Wikipedia page.
I haven't got an AI pulled up.
Yeah.
It's like, what voice is this?
I heard that that's a fake accent, though.
It's not as like...
Yeah, it's a character.
Yeah, I didn't know that until recently.
Huh.
Somebody out there is interested in that.
This is where Brad's conspiracy thing is.
He's like, so the world isn't as it seems as it seems so some people act differently on the internet hillary has scales
i saw her blink is that a thing that's really a conspiracy you've never heard like all the
lizard stuff i mean it's not a well-known no people throw it out there as such mark zuckerberg
being a lizard well he brad actually believes in
that so that's actually well yeah funny no i i what i meant was like there is that example he is
yeah yeah yeah that's true that gives credence to the hillary thing exactly oh okay yeah since
mark zuckerberg is a lizard you know right so are all people in power lizards have you seen mark
zuckerberg wrestle he's gotten really into uh jujitsu lately and he's been posting clips of him
wrestling.
No,
it's one of those things.
It's like,
I don't care about this,
but I am watching it.
Like,
I don't know.
Why can't I scroll away for a while?
That's social media for you.
And if people don't have social media,
they're more disciplined.
It's like,
it's like I,
I told you the other day about the carton arcs.
Yeah.
Yeah. This guy that just like channel cartnarks. Yeah, yeah.
This guy that just like films people that, yeah, they park their or they put their shopping
carts not back in a parking spot or something.
Yeah.
And he just films them and they just get really mad at them.
Yeah.
And I, for whatever reason, I watched like five of those videos before I was like, I
think that's enough cartnarks.
Good on cartnarkos.
Uh-huh.
So no, I haven't seen that. Check it out sometime.
Zuckerberg rolling around on the ground.
I'm just going to talk into my phone.
Mark Zuckerberg's been using jiu-jitsu.
That's crazy.
I'm pretty interested in that.
Brazilian jiu-jitsu.
Okay, yeah.
Good.
It would be funny to do like a parody of that.
He's just rolling around just like metaverse, metaverse, AI, takeover.
Apple Vision Pro is a competitor.
Are you going to get the Apple Vision?
I don't think I... I mean, I don't know. I am an early adopter.
We talked about this.
I was going to say, if anyone does...
They're pretty expensive. I mean...
How much?
$3,500.
No. I thought you were going to say $1,000.
Yeah. It's tough to justify that. That's so much money.
That is a lot of money.
Actually, now that I'm really processing it, that's so much money.
$3,500 for that thing?
What is it?
Can you be productive on it at all?
Can you see through people's clothes
with it? Okay.
Can you ask people when they put on their bathing
suit in that thing?
Is there any redeeming
besides entertainment behind it?
Like obviously like a computer, you can have entertainment on it, but you can also get
work done.
I will say I have not done enough research on this as I normally would on like a new
iPhone or whatever back in the day.
But the big thing is like they're doing augmented, which has not really been done before.
Like normally you put on the Oculus and you're in another world.
It is like an opaque screen.
Like you're watching a screen.
Now this is like stuff is coming up in front of you like a windshield almost you could still see out
into real life like i can be looking at we could film a podcast with these things on we could film
on we could see each other just fine so it could be a podcast expense business expense that way we
only pay for half each of it interesting okay so i don't know a ton, but it just, it seems pretty like
state of the art.
It can double as like
a computer and more.
Like,
you got like
the fake screen
like up in front of you
and it's just like a computer.
Interesting.
And then also just like a phone,
all sorts of stuff.
It seems pretty cool,
but I think I'm going to wait
maybe until like V2.
Like,
get the kinks out,
you know,
figure out how the iPod works
and I'll get the iPod mini
when it comes out.
I remember when the iPad was released as an idea, I was like, that's the stupidest idea
I've ever heard in my life.
Yeah.
Just a bigger iPhone, and boy, do people love it.
So I'm sure we're going to be wrong about whatever it's called.
What's it called?
Apple Vision Pro.
Apple Vision Pro.
I think, something like that.
Anyway.
Oh, so you got something? you got social media no that's it
yeah good all right i got two in a row i'm gonna say uh a guy who brings a water bottle to work
like he's got okay like i think he's got his life in gear okay i like that yeah because it's he
waits not only is this guy drinking water right he's also like i can't go a day without it i bring
my water bottle i have you know maybe he's also like, I can't go a day without it. I bring my water bottle.
I have, you know,
maybe he's got favorites.
Maybe he cycles between them.
I was going to say,
better than a guy that has a water bottle
at his work?
Like has one at home,
has one at work?
I think just go and bring it from home.
Like just a psycho that has two water bottles?
The guy that drinks water, right?
No, no, no.
No.
Okay.
Sorry, Tymon.
Maybe you don't have yours,
but is that what he said?
Sorry, I'll mute my mic.
Timon's like, yeah, just a guy who drinks toilet water.
Is that what he said?
Any water at all.
Brings a water bottle to work.
I want him on my team. He's hydrated.
A little basketball game breaks out.
Give me the hydrated people.
What was your first one?
6'2 or taller.
Yes, okay. Next one? I have a six, two or taller.
Yes. Okay.
Um, next one I'm going to go with, uh, doesn't need GPS when driving.
Oh, after we talked about how you're a 99 or 98 out of a hundred, that's, that's a nice
complimentary person.
Don't pick me.
Yeah.
We'll have different, uh, different traits.
Probably, you know, your skills, he knows his, I have a couple of friends in my life
who are like, I mean, just modern-day Magellans,
mapmakers, I feel like.
Grant Huterberg, Matt Kelly.
They go to a town once,
and they could tell you how to get around that town
when they've been there.
Grant comes to my house once
and then knows how to get back here,
knows where McLean's is in relation to it.
How do you just map out your life like that?
I just don't think that way,
so I think I want someone like that on my team.
Also, if it's a, maybe this is a survivor
team season,
it seems like a guy I'd want to have.
Catherine's pretty good at that.
Really? She's not a guy.
I don't know what that is. Just spatial
intelligence? Yeah.
Memorization? I would say I'm a
B minus. I'm not bad. Okay. So I wrote. I would say I'm a B minus.
I'm not bad.
Okay.
So I wrote guy who doesn't use Google Maps.
Is that what you said?
Yeah, doesn't need GPS.
Guy who doesn't need GPS.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Sorry.
Tymon, can you remind me what your picks were?
Guy on a horse. Those along with songs.
First one was.
First one was kind of the camaraderie guy.
Oh, yeah, like the hype man.
The team makes a team name. Okay. And and the other one was like join it into a song
and join into a song provide like okay okay background yeah okay so mine are no
social media beards in seventh grade ear do all right my next one is going to be
Chris Tomlin with a guitar singing Our God. The song.
Because he's going to say,
if our God is for us, then who could ever stop us?
How are you going to beat that?
You're on a basketball team.
He's just playing guitar.
And if our God is for us.
Gorn him, Chris!
He's running right past you every time.
No one can stand again.
Water you turn into wine.
Chris, they're scoring
on you.
Move your feet a little bit.
Just get in front of her.
You're just standing there.
Come on!
This is God's great dance floor
and you're ruining it.
He goes out for a pass with his guitar.
Just nails him in the guitar. He blames you.
I'm singing here.
You knew it came with a guitar.
You specifically asked for me
with the guitar. Cape 04.
Good pick.
Thanks.
Stop him with a guitar talking about your team
and if our god is for us who could ever stop us and then they put a chest pass right into him and
he's you broke a string man oh man anyway all right timing timing did you have that one on
your list did brad just cross that one off yeah shoot that that's my next one under the horse man um okay let's see okay this is this
reminds me of jake's like it doesn't need maps but i'm just thinking someone who can like change
a tire fix anything in a car jack of all trades manly man yeah jack of all trades you know like
knows what he's doing yeah that's solid guy who could like probably start a fire on his own yeah
like i just like knows physical like physical life skills for more particular situations.
I was talking about this recently.
Are you guys familiar with the, do I talk about this in podcasts?
The ASVAB test? You guys know about this?
No.
You have to take this?
So no one recently in life knows what I'm talking about.
I don't know if it's just Southwest Missouri.
ASVAB.
I think that's what it was called.
Something like that.
And it was a test.
I thought it was mandatory. Maybe it wasn't. And it was a test. I thought it was mandatory.
Maybe it wasn't.
So it was like a standardized test,
but it was nothing you learned in high school.
It would just be things like,
all right, there's pink fluid coming out of your car.
What happened?
Okay.
And it was just a full,
I mean, a hundred questions of stuff.
Imagine me, 17 years old, taking this test.
It's just, I don't know.
I don't know.
They weren't multiple choice?
Maybe it was.
I don't know.
Either way, it was just like, I don't know any of this.
A-C-E-B, be amazing.
You can beam.com.
It felt like Michael Scott.
Just like, just, you know, Good Will Hunting situation.
Make sure there's someone, there's not someone here who's not supposed to be.
So, and I guess if you did really good on this, maybe you could get like scholarships
to the military or they would, you know these um trade schools or something
so is it all like traditional like like labor skills like yeah trades and stuff like that like
car questions mechanical questions yeah and anyway you would want a guy who did great on the asvab
absolutely yeah it's come up a lot recently in conversation and no one ever knows what i'm
talking about so please let me know but it's like i because other people were like oh yeah that was
optional i'm like, why in the world
did I take it then? Because I knew...
Your dad's like, just in case this boy
has a future in electricity.
Interesting.
Oh yeah, it is called the ASVAB.
Tymon, you give your other pick, and then I'm going to ask you guys some practice test
questions.
Sounds good.
Okay, we're going to go for
the quiet guy who, like,
at the most unexpected times will like just say
the funniest thing you've ever heard or like drop like some huge like wisdom like truth bomb yeah
okay that's a that's a mouthful quiet guy i need that verbatim please quiet guy who speaks up who
i need emojis for every word yeah what how do i How do I succinctly say quiet guy who?
Quiet guy with unexpected mic drops.
I don't know.
Unexpected value?
Unexpected.
Maybe?
Yeah.
Unexpected humor slash wisdom.
How about that?
Oh, he is worth something.
Yeah.
I like that.
I love the quiet people that like you think like, man,
yeah,
that person's just so shy.
And then all of a sudden it's like,
Oh,
but you're pretty hilarious when you do say something.
Yeah.
You have a friend in mind you're thinking of right now.
I can't think of a specific one right now,
but I know I have plenty of them.
Oh yeah.
They're great people.
Kayla Harbaugh,
Jackson Mitchell.
Shout out.
Really?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
My brother,
Jesse,
he's like around me.
It's like,
you know,
his family will talk all the time, whatever. Right. But it's like in friend groups, he's kind of around me, it's like, you know, his family will talk all the time, whatever.
Right.
But it's like, in friend groups, he's kind of like that.
It's like, he'll just like, when he says something, it's hilarious.
Yeah.
Maybe a little Tim Coop in there.
Sure.
Yeah.
Granted, he's around all of us, so he's probably going to be a little quieter
because he doesn't know us, but still.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Great family.
When he opens his ears, you know.
As a question.
All right.
At minimum, how many pulleys are there in a block
and tackle system this is a question you had to answer this is what i'm saying like why did i take
this potentially optional test okay i didn't listen to the question very well do you say block
and tackle so at minimum tackle how many pulleys are there in a block and tackle system oh three
at a minimum okay timing says three i've. Well, in Kansas, it's four.
Missouri is three. I mean, I grew up
a mile from the border.
It was two. You guys were
close. You guys were close.
We'll define two. I'm going to look at
a block. What do you mean by two? All right. So
there is an explanation. Question nine explanation.
The correct answer is B, two.
The block and tackle pulley system requires at least
two or more pulleys.
The bare minimum for the system is two.
Wow.
Oh, now I get it.
It's like someone who has to answer in a complete sentence, basically.
Yeah, I did a word count for each explanation.
Block and tackle, maybe that's what I use for the dryer.
Maybe that's- Had two pulleys.
Maybe that's what-
Sorry for interrupting.
No, sorry.
I was just going to make a joke about you blocking and high school football.
Maybe that's why you're so good.
Block and tackle.
Pass.
Did you see that?
Did you see the, uh, the old chiefs player?
Was it?
Yeah.
Was it?
Uh, I didn't recognize his name, but he was on our 2020 team that won the Superbowl.
It was like a gender gender.
Yeah.
Gender reveal.
It was a boy and he just starts going right into pass, pass, block, pass, protect.
Um, you don't know his name?
No, I didn't recognize. I don't remember.
One last one. Hey, just easy. When
torque increases, speed
remains the same.
Increases, then decreases.
C increases, D
decreases.
What happens? Torque.
I mean, I'm
going to go. It increases,
but it's just like it at a faster rate.
What were the options again?
I'm just,
I'm just going to keep it simple.
I'm a simple guy.
I'm going to say increases.
Just normal increases.
What was the other one?
They're trying too hard.
Remains the same increases than decreases or just decreases.
Okay.
It's a lot of torque.
I say increases too.
It makes the most sense.
Okay.
I'll say increases than decreases.
Let's see.
Decreases.
What website is this?
Let's,
let's,
as bad practice test.com.
Okay.
That's,
yeah,
that's it.
That's the good one.
It's one decreases.
They're in for inversely proportional.
There are people out there that are listening to this and like,
these guys are idiots.
Stupid,
stupid.
Yeah.
How am I supposed to know that?
All right. Back to Brad. My last pick. Sorry. guys are idiots stupid stupid yeah how am i supposed to know that all right back to brad my
last pick sorry um i'm gonna go i'm gonna go with tell me if this is okay it's kind of ambiguous
the rest of them are very specific um we're gonna we're gonna call him honest abe oh that's great
and that's either either literally abraham lincoln i think he'd be a great teammate power ford oh yeah or just somebody who tells it
like it is like like a too honest maybe at times like i had that written down wow yeah too honest
no just just honest just completely honest yeah well like hey this is not a good situation right
now we need to fix something hey ch Chris Tomlin is not playing any defense.
Hey, Chris Tomlin.
Yeah.
Take it.
Yeah.
He's literally in effect.
I mean, he's not even, you can't even throw him the ball.
He's strumming the entire time.
So yeah, honest Abe.
I think either way, whether it's Abraham Lincoln when he was alive or just a guy that tells
it like it is.
I want both of them in one.
I went to package deal.
Great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's fun.
Good pick mine.
I can't leave it still available with the last pick.
I'm going to go with guy who won a Nobel peace prize.
Oh yeah.
It's a pretty impressive accomplishment.
What if,
what if you're fighting?
What if,
what if it's a,
what if it's a battle and you want,
wait,
in what way?
Oh,
like I'm at like a war. Yeah. And the guy's like, Hey guys, in what way? Oh, like a war?
Yeah, and the guy's like, hey, guys, I'm sending this one out.
Well, hopefully.
I got to defend the bell.
Wait, do you think a Nobel Peace Prize is for people who keep the peace?
100% I do.
Is it not?
A Nobel Peace Prize.
Wow, you don't know what a Nobel Peace Prize is?
I know it's a good award.
Peace Prize.
It's like only given to pacifists.
Yeah, Gandhi won it 15 years straight.
A Nobel Peace Prize,
there's all these different categories.
You can win a Nobel Peace Prize
for this achievement in science.
Mathematics and stuff.
Yeah, math or even writing.
It's basically like you're this brilliant person
in your industry.
What?
So why are they called a peace prize?
Yeah, I would love to have a Nobel Peace Prize winner in war.
We could fit them in somehow.
Okay.
Peace prize was to be awarded.
Maybe this was back in 1895.
That's how we were thinking.
It said the Will Alfred Nobel.
Will Al...
I don't know.
Was inspired by belief in the community of man.
Peace prize was to be awarded to the person who had done most for fraternity between nations,
for the abolition or reduction of standing armies, and for the holding and promotion of peace.
So, kind of.
It is one of the categories.
I just looked it up.
The guy that created the atomic bomb won a Nobel Peace Prize?
Oppenheimer?
Einstein?
I don't know.
Either one.
I didn't take the ASVAB.
The categories are physics, chemistry, physiology, medicine, literature, and peace.
Okay.
So the peace one, you don't want that guy probably.
Specifically for war.
Then yes, he would not be that great of a pick.
I would go Chris Tomlin.
You would probably,
yeah. But otherwise I feel pretty good about having that guy on my team. Yeah, that's fair.
You got to be pretty extravagant to win the Nobel. Yeah, that's great. Okay. So quick, uh, uh,
summary and then we can do honorable mentions. Um, Jake said he wants to guide. These are people
that we want on our team. Guys, we want. A guy that's six foot two or taller.
A guy who brings water to work, water bottle to work.
Either one.
Yeah.
Guy who doesn't need a GPS.
And a guy who's won a Nobel Peace Prize.
Peace Prize.
Peace Prize.
Brad said, the guy who's had a beard since seventh grade.
The guy who doesn't have social media.
Chris Tomlin singing Our God. Because if Our God is for us, who can be against us?
And Honest Abe
Tymon said
The guy who makes a team name
Slash a hype man
The guy who goes along with songs
Is that right?
Sure, yeah, yeah
No, I think that's a good
A better way of describing it
It's the same idea, but yeah, good job
Thank you
The jack of all trades And the quiet guy with unexpected humor and wisdom a better way of describing it. It's the same idea, but yeah, good job. Thank you.
The Jack of all trades and the quiet guy with unexpected humor and wisdom.
Great.
What kind of honorable mentions do we have this time?
Oh, goodness.
I had the IT guy,
just a guy that like, you know, out of nowhere,
he knows how to fix it, IT-wise.
Depending on, a lot of this, I thought of oceans 11.
I was like, who do I want on my team for oceans 11?
I don't know.
And then I was like, well, it's not always oceans 11 on your team.
That's a good way to look at it.
I had a guy called, I called him Suavecito.
He's just a cool guy.
Okay.
Like he's charming.
He can get himself into, you know, all sorts of different access to things.
Cause he's just so charming. Hilarious hijinks.
I guess I'll give you queso.
Guy with a buzz cut.
I think there's just something about him
that you're a little bit like,
okay, this guy means business.
He's not trying to have nice flowing hair.
Could be a skinhead, like a neo-Nazi.
Maybe.
Buzz cut.
Not bald.
Bald guys are not on my list. Um, I wrote down my friend,
Bryant. He was, he was the maintenance guy at camp. He was just like, yeah, he's a good guy.
He was the most dependable guy. He's kind of jack of all trades. Yeah. Jack of all trades. Like,
yeah, honestly, a lot of these things, like you told him to do something, he's going for it.
He'll put all of it into it he's an integrity guy doesn't have social
media you know all the things yeah probably has had a beard for a while and then my last pick or
my last honorable mention was randy johnson i don't know why but like i feel like if if we're
getting into like a he's tall so that's it's a baseball player timing um he's tall but he's
on american idol oh yeah joke he's the one that says
dog all the time people are gonna be like oh okay randy johnson um and i think he could just if if
worse came to worst we got in a bar fight i would not want to go against a slider from randy johnson
watch out like he grabs a beer bottle and just chucks it across the room he killed a bird with
the baseball one time time accident. Look it up.
Oh, is that?
I think I've seen that clip. Yeah.
On social media, probably. Yeah. Oh, sorry.
Not on my team.
That's fun.
This is the second one I thought of for some reason.
Went through an Allen Iverson stage.
That's a guy
I want on my team. We'll connect on that.
Just calls people sir and ma'am. Good. He's a guy i want on my team okay we'll connect on that yeah um just calls people sir and ma'am good it's a respectful guy i want yeah okay i went near me i don't have to
worry about you're gonna be a respectful guy yeah next one this is a guy who's just got his life in
order probably has tsa pre-check i want him on my team yeah i'd like that okay next one is just
just blunt just oldest child just a natural born leader. You know,
these guys over here love oldest children.
Yeah.
Uh, refers to me as boss.
That is a great feeling.
I like that.
Oh yeah.
How are we doing boss?
Yeah.
You want to be on my team?
There's a specific guy at home Depot.
Is that all?
Is that all for you today,
boss?
I'm like,
yes it is buddy.
It is pal.
You bet your bottom dollar.
It is.
Yeah.
Employee. Um, another one I put, buddy. Yes, it is, pal. You bet your bottom dollar it is. Yeah. Employee.
Another one I put down is,
sends a follow-up text.
Really appreciate anyone who does that.
Hey, man, had a good time hanging out with you tonight.
Hey, this weekend was great.
Thanks for the invite.
Yeah.
Love a follow-up text.
I also put, just loves his mom.
Yes.
Like the right amount of loving his mom.
Not too much.
Yeah.
Like she doesn't still give him piggyback rides
and stuff like that.
Yeah.
Because then he'd be shorter than 6'2". Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be too much. Yeah. Like she doesn't still give him piggyback rides and stuff like that. Yeah. Because then you'd be
shorter than 6'2". Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. That'd be too much. It's kind of some
Oedipus stuff going on. But sure.
And then last, similar to you, very last on my list, I put
Patrick Mahomes. Yeah. I'd love to have him on my team.
And another one that just like, hey,
we need, there's a burglar coming
into the house for the heist. Give Patrick
something he can throw. Yeah.
Have a bottle of beam and chuck that thing.
All right, I got you.
I got you.
No problem.
No problem over here.
All right, that's it for me.
Those are my honorable mentions.
All right, Eddie.
I got the first few.
Guy who will talk about anything and everything
besides the task at hand.
I think it's just like-
You like that guy?
No, no, no.
Hey.
Frick that guy.
Get out of here. I didn't have it in my. I think it's just like... You like that guy? No, no, no. Hey. Frick that guy. Get out of here.
I didn't have it in my picks
because it was more just like
that would be like comedic relief.
Okay.
You know.
You like to break up the seriousness.
Yeah.
The guy who doesn't really know what he's doing
but is everlessly funny.
Okay.
Kind of similar like...
Again, I didn't pick it
but just like great funny addition.
The bumbling idiot.
Okay.
I'm trying to think.
Oh, I had the older guy that like plays with the youngins
and like shows them what he can do.
The old prospector.
Plays with the youngins.
Let's see.
I had, you're in first grade.
You just went to the dentist before school.
You got a Happy Meal.
You bring that Happy Meal into school with you.
And you put the Happy Meal on your desk
for everyone to see.
That's just a callback to Harrison's
terrible sports. That's amazing.
Tyva, you win just because
I got it right there.
And then I had these.
That was so funny.
That was Harrison's pick for a fashion trend, right?
Yes.
Which, okay, I'll be honest.
I kind of like, I saw where he was going with it.
I was like, that is a statement.
It's like, oh, he's cool.
He's got the happy meal.
Sure.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Nice.
Tymon's like, I understand when people kind of freeze at sports.
I had a full choir, which I didn't choose.
Guys, you want on your team.
It's a bunch of choir boys.
But it's like,
I didn't choose it
because not one person,
but just thinking like
anytime you do have
like a flash mob
of like full choir,
a full orchestra
to soundtrack your life.
I had, oh,
what if the team is a quartet?
I'd probably have a bass,
baritone, first tenor, and second tenor.
Like someone who knows how to flute. You ever done a quartet?
I haven't.
I think it'd be fun.
I don't think I'm good enough to do it.
Dude, that'd be so fun.
I mean, I've like quartet with my cousins, like a few of us.
Just a cuz quartet?
Yeah, with like a hymnal, like a quartet hymnal.
So fun.
Let's see. Yeah, that's it. That's good. What's your role within a quartet hymnal. So fun. Let's see.
Yeah, that's it.
That's good.
What's your role within a quartet?
Like what kind of voice do you have?
Tenor, just like usually the highest.
Nice.
I wouldn't even know the roles.
I would say probably tenor and bass.
What else is there?
Baritone.
Baritone.
Then you just like first and second tenor.
Okay.
I think there's probably more technical names.
I don't know.
I just had this flashback to this old song.
My dad made us listen to the weirdest music
when we were growing up,
but there was this old song
where the chorus was daddy sang bass
and mama sang tenor.
I've heard that song.
Do you?
I've heard all of it anyway.
I've heard it like-
Jingle next week,
Tymon and I will sing it.
We'll look that up.
Jake sang bass.
Yeah.
Tymon sang tenor.
Brad sang bass.
Tymon sang tenor.
Looks like a Johnny Cash.
Oh, is it really?
Or Gaither music.
That's what I like.
Probably both.
Looks like Gaither,
the Gaithers covered it.
Somebody write us a jingle about Brad singing bass and Tywin singing tenor.
And my dad will love you forever.
If we could pull that off.
Yeah.
Don't make fun of Jake's dad on the podcast or else he'll come at you.
Yeah.
Cause last week you're like,
yeah,
Paul,
same age looks way younger than my dad. Steve's seen some stuff. Yeah, because last week you're like, yeah, Paul, same age, looks way younger
than my dad. Steve's seen some stuff.
He just texted me. He's just
malicious like Brad.
Hey, maybe he'll have an
opportunity to get me back sometime. Maybe.
Maybe he'll, you know. Hey.
Who knows? Who knows if he'll have a grande
opportunity to get back
at me.
Fun schmores. Fun schmores.
Fun schmores.
That went way better than I expected.
You did great, Tymon.
That's the thing.
Something like that, it's so open-ended.
I don't even know how people are going to like,
they're going to be like, oh, I resonate with Chris Totman for sure.
What if it's a war?
This guy's talking peace all the time.
Okay. I want to know.
People out there are going to be like,
I'll admit, I thought Peace Prize was a peace thing too.
A peace prize?
I bet it's a common misconception.
I have no doubt.
I probably thought that too at a certain age
until I heard of Einstein winning one.
And then I was like, okay, something's up here.
I feel like I heard it more often called the Nobel Prize
instead of like the Peace Prize.
That's true.
Or like Nobel Peace Prize.
I don't know.
That's true, Jake.
Wait, what?
No, I'm saying.
Like there's like, there's a Nobel Peace Prize.
Without the peace.
So I didn't have that connotation.
Because you said there was like seven topics.
Yeah.
So maybe there's like a Nobel.
You think there's two different ones?
No, I'm saying like maybe somebody that won the Nobel,
maybe people like they won the Nobel Math Prize and they wouldn't say I won the Nobel Peace Prize. I don't think that's two different ones? No, I'm saying like maybe somebody that won the Nobel, maybe people like they won the Nobel math prize
and they wouldn't say I won the Nobel peace prize.
I don't think that's the case.
Dang it.
Let us know.
Maybe.
Let us know.
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Yeah, it's fun.
It's fun. All the things.
Did I talk about this on the podcast last week that in San Diego, I
ran into a guy and he said he knew
me and asked how he knew me and he said, I dated your mom
in high school. Yeah,
I think. Yeah, I think so.
Okay, I just want to make sure that got stated.
Yeah.
So,
yep, that's
yeah, that's
been stated.
That's embarrassing.
We filmed jean shorts
for the first time in a long time this week.
Oh, yes, we did. It was fun yesterday.
Got some good episodes. Nope.
Videos coming for you. Yeah, some newlywed stuff. Rachel's in all of them. Yeah. It's all about
being a newlywed. Yeah. And yeah, there were some jokes that were really fun to have Rachel there
for. There were some where it's like, Rachel, if you need to go to the other room, I can.
Yeah. You're like, I was thinking we'd do these at the end when Rachel like
left the house or something. Maybe she'll leave for lunch and then we can say these jokes. We did a sheltered kid gets newlywed and those are always
just borderline, you know, newlywed in general. Obviously there's, there's some jokes that you
got to make. There was some joke I made. So Rachel said she was recording me. She was going to send
it in her family group chat. Like, Oh really? Uh, they're doing a newlywed video about us.
And she was like, after you said what you said, I didn't send it to my family.
I was like, what?
They're going to see it on the video anyway.
It was a joke I did.
Give me the keyword.
I'll just say it.
It's going to be in the video anyway.
Okay.
It was like, I see why they call it matrimony.
I was making so much noise last night.
It was like a whale.
Oh, yeah.
And then you made the whale.
And then I started making a whale noise.
Yeah.
Rachel did such a good job with her lines and everything.
There were a few times where she was like, I'm going to laugh.
I'm going to laugh so hard.
I can't do this.
But she did a great job.
Her and Catherine always do a really good job.
I think we're going to get Catherine involved next week.
Yes.
Or no, two weeks. Next shoot. Next shoot. Next shoot. Um, yeah. Doing some parenting kind of things. So, um, yeah. Check out gene shorts if you haven't, but I doubt you have,
or I bet you have. Um, but yeah, we're trying to get more stuff on there more on a consistent basis
Tuesday, Thursday, hopefully. But, um, yeah, anyway, fun. If I do a comment of the week, I do.
My comment is coming from Joe Schmo for 50.
Cool.
He said on our Wednesday episode last week,
this genuinely was my first time listening to this podcast.
And it was amazing when they said to comment,
if this is your first time listening, I knew I had to ring a fire with straight fire.
It's so funny.
And they were like, man, what a weird first episode
if you've never listened before.
And this guy was like, I love when you sing Ring of Fire.
Yeah, if I were listening, if I were him,
I would have turned it off immediately.
Like these guys are so odd.
And what are they doing?
Hopefully people listen.
Like there's something to this is different.
This is not as professional.
A hundred percent, it's different.
We definitely are trying to be different.
So thanks, Joe Schmoe 450. Mine hundred percent. It's different. We, we definitely are trying to be different. So thanks.
Joe Schmo for 50.
Mine is from Chalice King.
I assume you say it that way.
She said,
absolutely love this podcast.
It is taking me about a comment,
but I'm so grateful that I found this uplifting and hilarious duo.
Sorry,
timing that also created the most wonderful and supportive community of
ghosties.
I went to Trey's show last year and saw Jake's portion of the show,
which was so funny.
It made me seek out his podcast with Brad.
Awesome.
You're welcome.
Yeah, thank you.
These guys are with me when I'm doing the dishes, laundry, or just feeling lonely and want to be with some friends.
I'm always so happy to hear their life updates and admire their pursuit of becoming followers of Christ.
I would dare to say we've already become followers of Christ, but I get what you're saying.
I wish so badly I was a ghostie back when I went to the live show so I could have met Jake. This has gotten long, but
these guys are super great and are wonderful examples of going with the flow and being
faithful. P.S. Jake and Rachel's love story is so cute, and I love that they found each other
in God's perfect timing. You guys are just the best. P.P.S. Wondering if you'll say my name
correctly. Let's just say my mom was naming her baby's weird names in the 90s before it was even cool i'm going calise oh yeah c-h-e-l-i-s-e calise okay you say calise i'll say chalice i
think it's chelsea but her mom was uh dyslexic dyslexic yeah dyslexics um yeah that is a uh
chalice chalice um chalies I think she realized The name was like
Oh name are Chilies
I think she realized
Yeah
I'll get a
Cajun chicken pasta
From Chilies
So she didn't get to
Meet you at that show
No
Is there a way for her to meet
Gosh
I don't know if there is
Seven Fridays from now
August 18th
Where you gonna be brother
I'm talking about The humongous, massive rendezvous.
You saying it?
I did.
I froze.
Boo.
Scared you.
Ghostwriters rendezvous, baby.
Go to our website.
Get your tickets.
Birthday party.
Roast on Friday.
Live podcast Saturday. Birthday party. Roast on Friday. Live podcast Saturday.
Comedy show.
VIP rooftop.
Yeah, rooftop hangs.
And more.
We'll say that.
We'll say that.
Let's just leave it at that.
Yeah.
It's going to be so fun.
There is more.
Yes.
If you didn't hear last week, accommodations on Monday,
accommodations can be made in shawnee kansas
or anywhere else in kansas city yeah but a lot of our things are going to be around the shawnee area
shawnee is probably 20 minutes or less from downtown where jake's show is where the
maybe maybe where the vip is yeah that was funny when we played pickleball a couple nights ago so there is this uh there's
kind of this new policy that's going on in meadowbrook park we're supposed to like only
play one game and then get off the court but because people are waiting yeah probably 80 to
90 percent of people there are not following this rule and we kind of were but also sometimes it's
like well no one else is following it. We finally got a court.
Scott was like, Scott was like pretty adamant.
Like, yeah, they're not paddle stacking here.
And then sorry for interrupting.
Oh my God.
I, I'm noticing it.
I was trying to add to it because, because that's fine.
Cause then, yeah.
Then all of a sudden Scott, once we were on a court, he's, he doesn't care.
He was like, Hey, if once we'll get to 11, let's just keep playing.
No one will know.
Yeah.
And so we would get to like the score would be 10 to 9.
We'd be like, 10, 9, 2.
We all understand?
4, 10, 1, 2.
All right?
It was a pretty funny night of pickleball.
I came home and Rachel was like, how was it?
I was like, it's really funny.
She's like, funny?
I was like, yeah, that's the word I would use.
I was like, Brad got racked one time. That was pretty funny. Oh yeah, you nailed me there. One time
Brad just whiffed it and went to throw his paddle down and then it got caught on his
foot and then he kicked it onto another court. That was kicking on purpose. I was kicking
on purpose. Okay, I didn't know. Yeah, just the throw and kick. There was one time a ball
rolls under our court normally back. All right, stop, stop, stop. Scott is like so invested
in so into pickleball that he keeps playing, keeps playing over. He steps on their ball.
It just cracks it.
He broke it completely.
He was,
and he claimed he was trying to like shoot it back over there.
Yeah.
Just stops on it.
Yeah.
There was Isaac had that crazy,
like it was almost like all in one motion,
but he hit it twice.
Like he smacked it to Scott and Scott smacked it right back.
Isaac smacked it again.
It seemed as if he hit the ball twice in one jump,
and it was hilarious.
It was equally athletic and funny.
Yeah, it was amazing, but in the most funny way possible,
in the most Isaac way possible.
So 6'2 or higher, that guy.
He's on my team.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was fun.
It was fun to pickle.
Yeah, it was.
I was glad we did it.
Yeah, good times.
Do it again sometime.
Do it again. Hey, let was. I was glad. I was glad we did it. Yeah. Let's do it again sometime. Do it again.
Hey, let's end this episode by telling everyone,
look at these fun rowback shirts we're in.
Fun rowback shirts.
We truly, I mean, we really, really do.
We're in a great spot right now where we love, love, love
every single one of our sponsors.
And so we only are supposed to talk about them for 60 seconds
and we talk about them for five minutes because we love them so much.
But yeah, we just love rowback.
We have their stuff.
We had their stuff before they were sponsoring us.
Runners 20. Runners 20. New promo code.
Yeah. Go get it. Ben Miller got some
Dr. Ben. Yeah. And he
sent something to the group me from Florida
and I was also wearing my row back at the time.
So I was like, let's go, dude. Send it out.
So time will get some soon, though. Yeah.
That'll he'll finally get on camera
if he does. So that's all
I have to do. But yeah, We're fired up. Go get it.
Check it out. Roback.com.
Have a great week. Get your tickets for
August. It's such an exciting time.
Ghost Runners Grande Boo.
What a name. We appreciate you guys.
Thanks for everything you do in the Facebook group.
Thanks for the memes, Ross.
Thanks for the emojis, Madison.
All of you guys. Thank you for the feedback.
It is the most fun feedback I get of everything I do is the goat's
runners people.
So appreciate it.
Tell a friend,
tell yes,
please tell a friend,
let us know if you want to sponsor us.
We have the best community here that,
um,
you know,
that money can't buy.
People love to support the companies that we sponsor or that we advertise
for.
So,
uh,
we'd love to have y'all as a sponsor,
all the things.
Love you guys. Have a great week. See you in as a sponsor, all the things. Love you guys.
Have a great week.
See you in August.
See you in August.
Let's go.
Time it.
Nevermind.
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