Ghostrunners - 249 - Our Wives Are Funnier Than Us
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Oh, what's up guys
another episode of ghost hunters podcast jake i know we've talked a decent amount about lancaster
in the past but one more little uh nugget for you from him uh and this might be completely not
exactly factual but here's what i understand close Close enough. Brooke, Brooke Macitas was telling me this story.
Outside of Lancaster County in the middle of nowhere in a field,
from what I understand, is this building where top tier,
high level names, musicians, acts that are used to playing in large arenas
will go to this building because this building is able to simulate
what the sound is going to be like in these massive arenas
in order to give them an ability to practice their show
in a place like a SoFi stadium without being open to the world in Los Angeles
so everyone can hear them.
I just looked it up.
Really?
You're right.
It is in Lancaster County.
And yeah, this cavernous concert rehearsal studio,
Rock LaTit... Whoa. Hey, this cavernous concert rehearsal studio.
Rock, rock, la-tit.
Whoa.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Sorry.
Itty bitty, like the titty.
How would you pronounce this?
Rock, okay, lit-its.
Let's pronounce it lit-its. It's li-lits.
No, there's a T in there.
It's lit-its.
L-I-T?
L-I-T-I-T-Z.
Or rock-la-tit. Or rock-lit-its. Oh, Littitz. L-I-T? L-I-T-I-T-Z. Or Rock Littitz.
Or Rock Littitz.
Oh, I thought it was Lillitz.
It's definitely Littitz.
Littitz.
That's where TJ's parents actually live is Littitz.
Okay.
So that is how you pronounce it.
It's a cavernous concert rehearsal studio.
And yeah, U2, Metallica, Beyonce, and Bieber have all come there.
Can you imagine?
Yeah.
So that's what, yeah.
Brooke's like, yeah.
So once a year, you'll see Taylor Swift at a coffee shop in town or something because she's practicing
this place or whatever that's so cool like i remember learning like didn't michael jackson
like rent out to an entire supermarket so we could like shop with his family and see what it's like
to feel normal just go to rock let's hit just go and just be a normal person yeah well no one's
gonna know who you are there.
They have no idea
who Taylor Swift is there.
They're just,
they're just going for it.
Yeah.
There's just a bunch
of Amish people,
you know,
with their,
their sickles.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And in the background
you hear,
it's a beautiful day
and they're just like
sickle in the field.
That would actually
be really cool.
Fun little case study.
Like all these amazing musicians come out of Lancaster County.
It's like, how did you guys know about this?
You're making such good like rock music.
Yeah.
And it's like, yeah, they just grew up.
They could just hear inklings of just, yeah, U2 and Metallica.
Yeah, just like pushing through them.
Yeah.
Justin Bieber.
Yeah, they're like doing their little two-man saw.
Is it too late now to say sorry?
And I.
That is a very funny to think about.
They're on their horse and buggy, and all of a sudden... Oh, I'm a single, ladies.
Oh, I'm a single.
Yeah, whatever.
What's the...
And I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the light.
I said.
Good episode.
Let's do it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Justin, thoughts?
With some random thoughts and white meat, too.
Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along. Let's have some fun and go ahead. Get on your feet. Justin, thoughts?
This is a rock-lidded podcast.
Go for a podcast.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Have a Wednesday, everybody.
That was fun.
Fun to hear the theme song in our headphones.
Yeah.
It's kind of fun.
Rachel has been doing some naming,
and I think the kids there have really taken a liking to the theme song.
Really?
So shout out, Emmy.
If you're listening to this episode, thanks for knowing our theme song.
Maybe we get an extended cut of it somewhere. You know, put there get a second third verse extended little bridge in there but from time and yeah diamond get you a get you a rap verse in
there sure if there's time if there's timing if there's time i don't know um anyway yeah kind of
fun fact about lancaster start out the uh pod that's pretty cool yeah i mean i i need i guess
they have to rehearse a stadium tour somewhere. I've always had that thought. I just assumed that they
just rehearsed literally in the stadium. And if someone lived around the stadium, they could just
hear it. And it's like, that's just how it goes. Yeah. I guess it's probably just like a more
cost-efficient way to do it rather than renting out a stadium. Like, like, Hey, what we were
trying to do other events here. It's like, no, I want to rent it out for five days of rehearsal.
So you saw pictures. Is it like a pretty big looking place let's look rock let
images gotta be careful oh wow it's like a big just block it almost looks like an amazon like
warehouse fulfillment yeah that's what brooke said it's like you would never know any different
no that's crazy yeah i guess have the stage the right size there.
Maybe they purposely made it not very acoustically perfect so that the echoes.
No, you're looking at me like, yeah, right, Brad.
I don't know.
Oh, because the stadium isn't going to be acoustically great either.
Yeah, yeah.
I see what you're saying.
I think that's the whole point.
I don't know.
Anyway, happy Wednesday, everybody.
I don't know.
It's a Wednesday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anybody having some wins out there yeah i got a win okay or i don't know if you were talking to
me you were kind of talking to the ghosties i guess but yeah no no man my one of the week is
that the wedding video is done oh from brady it's awesome i don't know what to do with it really
like should we upload it should it be a i don't know what to do with it what really. Like, should we upload it? Should it be a... I don't know what to do with it.
I think at least...
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's up to you, I guess,
if you want more people to see it
or if you want just your friends to see it.
I think first, yeah, like, you know,
show our families, show our friends or something.
And then, yeah, I think it'd be fun
for the ghosties to see it somehow, some way.
I don't know how but
it's great brady's phenomenal did a great job brad did a pretty good job too it is awesome
yeah don't give anything away i know yeah i don't want to give it away but because i think you guys
will see it at some point but the wedding video is in the wind of the week yeah it is amazing
all my friends did great gunner's hilarious brad's
hilarious my dad's funny in it it's just honestly i told rachel i was like sorry it's so many of my
friends she's like no that's the way i would have wanted it she's like i'm glad it is it really is
impressive like how well he did like how good of a job it was and i think i would have noticed it
anyway but just because i knew that he was more of a true like video guy. Yeah. You just notice all the little details way more like,
holy cow,
the color on that shot looks incredible.
Holy cow.
The fact that they got that in that we talked about that,
like whatever,
not trying to get too much into the details,
but like,
yeah,
it's great.
The gamble is everything.
So smooth.
The comedic timing was great.
Yeah.
You know,
like really funny.
The music,
dude,
music was awesome.
Like a couple of Taylor Swift songs, a couple of Elvis songs. There's Wilder Woods in there know like really funny the music dude music was awesome like a couple taylor swift songs a couple elva songs there's wilder woods in there it's just
the music was perfect yeah yeah it's a great video it's like 12 minutes long and it moves so fast
it's a very yeah i almost i want to link now because i want to watch it again like i've already
watched it once it was fun to watch we watched it the other night on the deck and uh yeah you're
like i let's go watch it right now yeah anyway
it was we laughed out loud a lot yeah i got like emotional one time i think it was when your dad
was talking yeah like i was like oh that's still good man yeah that will play forever you know
kind of thing so yeah it's cool rachel definitely cried watching it yeah the first time we watched
it together it's awesome yeah it so often it's like did that
video really encapsulate the day and it's like no that one that was the full day yeah it showed
us golfing yeah man all the hilarious hijinks on the golf course boy were there some hijinks
yeah it was great i don't know if we want to just throw it behind the paywall behind patreon but
somehow get it to them i want to do something with that like first 40 seconds you know what i mean like that part needs to be like previewed somewhere find the
right or maybe it's an instagram reel i don't know what i don't know what i want to do that's
what i'm saying well we can talk about the podcast more but idea watch it at grande boo oh
that's a good idea yeah first first look that's a good idea. Yeah. First look.
That's a fun idea.
Yeah, double meaning.
What do you think?
I'm going to say it again.
That's a fun idea.
That's a good idea.
Okay, if you think it's fun, I think it's a very fun idea.
But I didn't know if it was like one of those like, hey, all my friends are watching my comedy special.
I'm going to go in the other room because I'm uncomfortable with this.
I hear you.
But it's not the same because it's not like.
It's not my art.
It's Brady's art.
It's your face. It's my history. Yeah It's Brady's art. It's your face.
It's my history.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's fun.
Okay, yeah, we should do that.
So maybe don't upload it anywhere until at least after the Grande Boo.
Yeah, maybe so.
Maybe so?
Maybe so.
That's fun.
What's your win of the week?
My win of the week is...
It's unfortunate that time
is not here to hear this
and like me ravel...
Ravel?
Revel.
Revel in his unraveling. I would revel in his unraveling.
I would ravel in his unraveling for this.
How's that?
When he got done, he would hit his gavel?
Yes.
And then he was so upset that he went down the rocky road.
Gravel.
Got it.
So I was at Starbucks the other day.
He was so upset he went on the rocky road.
Gravel.
Gravel.
Bars.
Bars. Bars.
Dang, I'm still thinking about more, but it's fine.
I was at Starbucks the other day lamenting that I didn't have my Main Street Roasters coffee.
And there was somebody next to me talking about the Spider-Man movie.
Okay.
And I don't know how much we've talked about on the podcast versus how much off the podcast about like timing and like how we're like oh that's like a cartoon and he's like oh it's animated live action or is that
what he says or and oh yeah yeah animated animated yeah it's animated uh so this woman next to me two
probably 50 to 60 year old women next to me were talking uh and their daughter took their sons or
their kids to the spider-man movie okay and she said, yeah, you know, the new one,
it's a cartoon Spider-Man movie.
And I was just like, yes.
And they said it was not good.
They left two-thirds of the way into it.
And my win of the week is just that this woman said
that Spider-Man was a cartoon and not animated.
Because Tyva is so passionate about,
no, it's animated, it's not a cartoon.
And how good it is.
And this woman basically said the exact opposite.
And so I just want to ravel and how good it is. And this woman basically said the exact opposite. And so I just want to,
uh,
ravel and get in the gravel.
Also two thirds got a ways into it.
That's also what I thought.
I was like,
just stay your kids.
There's no way your kids dislike it that much.
It's a cartoon.
I was with someone recently and they were kind of sharing a funny story.
They're like,
that's personally,
they're used to work at McDonald's or someplace like that.
And they were like,
it was me.
Oh,
it was you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're like the amount of times people like came back with one bite of their
burger.
My dad used to be a manager at McDonald's and he would say people would like
come.
Yeah.
With the tiniest piece and be like,
this is the worst burger I've ever had.
Can I get another one?
My dad would be like,
no,
can't kitty.
That's also a big thing.
I've seen Steve coop and Steve triplet both do it.
I think I've talked about it before.
Like they are done eating their sandwich.
You go, boy, that bologna's expired.
The one you just ate?
Yeah.
Man, this is not good.
And it's not even like, yeah, they're just regretful about the entire experience.
Like, dang, that's too bad.
I like that they just push through, though.
I see one hint of that, and I'm like, I spit out.
I don't even swallow it.
I spit it out. I will not tolerate that. Man, that's I'm like, I spit out. I don't even swallow it. I spit it out.
I will not tolerate that.
Man, that's expired.
Yeah, that's great.
Dude, this weekend's going to be fun.
Our family's going to be there.
Coop's going to be there.
You're going to be there.
Thank you.
Sister's wedding is what I'm talking about.
Thank you.
You know me.
I was like, this weekend.
Okay, let's see.
Hey.
Yeah, it is going to be so fun.
Do you think, yeah, so Coop's parents are there, not the whole family. Yeah, it is going to be so fun. Do you think, yeah, so your parents, Coop's parents are there, not the whole family.
Yeah, yeah.
I think just the parents will be fun.
Yeah.
Get to see Uncle John, your coach.
Coach.
Officiate the wedding.
Yeah, he's like kind of, you know, maybe he starts getting too emotional halfway through.
I'm just going to have to coach him, you know, work him through.
I'm just going to be like, you're doing great, coach.
Come on, coach. This niece of mine today. I'm just going to be like, you're doing great, coach! Come on, coach!
This niece of mine today.
You can do it, coach!
We love you, coach!
Thanks, Brad.
Yeah, coach!
Love you, man!
Love you, bud!
Just like a muted clap.
Good job, coach!
Hey, let's give it up for coach.
What are you going to say?
Come on, coach!
Yeah, coach!
Me and Steve Coop are going to call him coach.
It's amazing that you called him coach at that speech.
Yes.
At your wedding.
Oh, that was great.
And that's a great part of the wedding video, too.
Yes, dude.
His whole speech.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I said that while I was watching. I was like, it's amazing that he got that's great. And that's a great part of the wedding video, too. Yeah. His whole speech. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I said that while I was watching.
I was like, it's amazing that he got that exact shot.
Yeah.
He was right in front of him.
Like he got looking almost down the barrel.
Yes.
It's great.
Oh, yeah.
Brady, if you're listening, you're the man.
What's cool, too, is Rachel got done watching the video for the first time.
She's like, wow, that was awesome.
She's like, Brady is so cool.
Like, we got to hang out with him.
I was like, yeah, right.
I was like, he's the man.
You guys got done watching the video. And you're like we should see brady next time we
go down to sherbetown that's what rachel said i did i was like because he lives yeah right down
the road from katherine essentially i mean as close as somebody's gonna get in texas um literally
as close as close front yard touching touching noses on the neighbor share a fence line yeah
making jokes about selling ducks right next to each other.
They could hear it.
That close.
What were we talking about?
Just the wedding, I guess.
Yeah, it's going to be awesome.
Yeah, it's going to be fun.
I know Coach, Uncle John's really excited to see Steve Koop again.
So friendship is blossoming.
I love it, dude.
Yeah, it's fun.
That's so fun.
I mean, it's one thing.
I don't know.
I'm very excited to see friends that I haven't seen in a while.
But when you make new friends at that age, it's probably more rare.
Oh, yeah.
When you live in Stratford.
Yeah.
You don't meet a ton of new people.
And they're so content probably just hanging out with your parents.
Like.
Oh, yeah.
The four of them are just best friends.
Yeah.
They got them and the dog.
Yeah.
They're set.
What else do you need?
The brush pile.
Yeah.
The forest fire going.
Yeah. That's fun. How do you feel about like going oh hey how do you feel about your sister getting married b how do you feel about going to
a wedding that's not your own now like yeah any thoughts it feels good going to one so recently
after mine because it's like wow there is no stress with this one yeah you know it happens
it's happening recent enough to where it's like i remember it was like just a few months ago and how i felt leading up to it and
everything and like wow it's crazy already being on the other end of it yeah knowing how much yeah
it goes into a wedding now i think i'll appreciate it more but also yeah it's my sister's wedding i'm
really excited i'm a groomsman so i'm a part of it but are you and rachel's a bridesmaid or no i
think she's like a personal attendant okay not bad but i think is still a bridesmaid or no i think she's like a personal attendant okay not bad but i think is still a
bridesmaid too oh a little double duty i think it's like yeah rectangle is not a square but
yeah it's a rectangle kind of so you think you'll walk her down the aisle oh fun i hope yeah boy i
hope boy and i hope she's not wearing heels boy i hope oh boy yeah if so then i'll walk my mom
down the aisle uh-huh yeah It'll be just fine there.
Yeah.
It should be fun.
It's going to be great.
Yeah.
Good time.
I'm excited to dance, too, because I didn't get to dance a ton at my own wedding.
I didn't get to dance as much as I wish I did at your wedding.
Yeah.
But I think I'm going to go crazy.
Are you?
Yeah.
I've gone back and forth.
I know I'm not done dancing.
But at the same time, I'm like, I think I'm past the stage of like, Brad is soaking wet,
you know,
kind of dancing,
but maybe not.
We'll see.
Cause Caitlin's wedding is the kind of wedding that I think people are going
to get down.
I think I'm kind of with you though.
Like I used to get drenched and not care.
I was like,
well,
it's a dance floor.
What am I supposed to do?
Now it's a little bit like,
this one,
this one will be an interesting test for me because I'm going to be
comfortable enough with the clientele.
If you will,
the people there,
you know,
people are going to know you there.
People are going to know me. I'm going to be comfortable enough, but I'm not. The reason I
don't dance a ton these days at weddings is because I want to catch up with so many people.
Yeah. There's not gonna be that many people to catch up with. Catch up with Usher and little
John. I can, I can talk to coach and Steve Coop, you know, while I'm eating dinner. Like I don't
have to like, I look forward to that conversation for you. Cause you know, at your wedding, it was
like, where hand, like, I want to talk to him for an hour and a half, you know, like, and I don't have to like, I look forward to that conversation for you. Cause you know, at your wedding, it was like, where hand, like, I want to talk to him for
an hour and a half, you know, like, and I don't get to see him or talk to him very often.
Where he made it in the wedding video.
Yeah, he did.
Great video.
Great.
Yeah.
Great talking to him for Peter during that moment.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, man.
Um, anyway.
Yeah.
But I'm not, I'm not going to have as many people like that at this point.
You know what I mean?
Like this wedding is more just like, I know Jake and I know his family, basically.
Glad you're still coming.
And Isaac.
You and Catherine and Isaac.
Oh, I didn't know Isaac was going to be there.
Yeah, I think so.
That's fun.
I think you guys are sitting at the same table.
So fun, fun, fun.
Let's go.
Can I tell you a sponsored story that I almost said on Monday's episode,
but I'd like to tell you now?
Yeah, go ahead.
It's fine now?
Yeah, it's fine now.
Sponsored by Cozy Earth.
Okay, this story is sponsored by Cozy Earth
because this story involves the bedroom, right?
Perfect.
Perfect lead in.
So, almost right away when rachel and i you know joined joined beds
there were a couple times where i would wake up in the middle of night
and rachel was like doing something crazy in the bed
in a sense where i was asleep and I think she was still asleep.
But there was one night specifically where she is like sitting up like on her knees, but really high up in the bed.
Really good posture, sitting straight up and just staring at the corner of the bedroom.
I don't know if you're doing it or if you kind of like
lost track of what buttons are hit.
I'm not going to tell.
You know what I know.
And so we were just been laughing.
It was just like,
yeah, this girl is just wild.
Which she's like,
she's not like sleepwalking,
but just like moving
and talking a lot in her sleep
when we're in our cozy earth bed sheets.
Could this be cozy earth induced?
Probably not.
They're the best bed sheets in the world.
So I don't think so.
They're the best.
Yeah.
If anything, they're going to help you sleep way better.
This goes from bamboo.
Cozy earth's doing all it can to keep this girl saddled down, but she's, but she's breaking
through.
And so I had the idea.
Um, and I was a surprise to Rachel.
I was like, I'm going to buy a night vision surveillance camera
to watch the bed.
That was lucky.
I didn't know that.
Let me test what this one is real quick.
Oh, okay.
That could be fun.
However, Rachel didn't know. Let me test what this one is real quick. Oh, okay. That could be fun. However, Rachel didn't know it was coming.
So I was looking on Amazon for like, you know, nanny cams, surveillance cams.
And then I had an idea.
I was like, I don't need it to record all night.
I just need it to record when it like finds movement.
So I had an idea.
So I bought a trail cam, like they do for like uh deer hunting and
stuff yeah yeah on the wilderness the uh truck camera is camouflaged so uh it's fully just like
a just straight from cabela's okay it's like a camo camera love it put it up on a tripod i just
fully have i have a tripod on my desk at the foot of the bed, set up a camera.
And what's great is Rachel didn't even notice.
I like just did not notice.
Like I didn't even try to hide it.
Granted it's camo, but still, I mean, and just instantly, just one day,
there's a camera on a tripod.
Rachel has no idea.
So this night we get into our cozy earth bed sheets and we've started
recording ourselves
sleeping and then uh it was a surprise to rachel i was like hey come you know next morning come to
the computer i got something to show you and i plug in the sd card and we looked through
uh us in the middle of the night and dude
and dude she is a nut she like wakes up like all the time and it's just like moving around and really scratching
and like just not like a cute like yeah yeah yeah yeah like move over but like goes from like laying
on her right side like bouncing onto her like left side and like the sheets come with the cozy
earth.com bed sheets come with her yeah um usually if i'm waking up the whole night it's me like
trying to pull the cozy earth bed sheets back on myself yeah and so it's been really fun it's been like
three or four nights now that we're into it and every morning part of our morning routine now
we get up we go to the computer and we go over the game film that's funny of sleeping and it's uh
and uh yeah it's really fun so um story sponsored by cozy earth bed sheets they're the best and
i guess to give a little update nothing crazy has really happened yet like we i haven't caught her
like sitting up or sleep talking or anything there was one let's see if i can find it you
talk about cozy earth real quick can i uh try to find this picture uh yeah if you guys don't know
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They make the best bed sheets, but also they make wonderful lounge wear,
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Go run a mile in them.
I bet you can.
Honestly, just, yeah, Catherine loves their Cozy Earth shirts.
What are they?
I was trying to think.
I think they are bamboo.
They're Visco's from bamboo shirts as well.
The shirts are pretty cool.
There's something about them.
Yeah, they're just very soft, but very breathable, very comfortable.
Ours were in the wash.
Our sheets were in the wash the other day, and we had other ones on.
I missed them.
I missed my cozy earth.
Dang.
So I'm excited.
We got them back.
We washed ours, got them right back on yeah okay so this
video i do have one to show brad and if anything i'm actually the one uh being a weirdo here okay
it looks like i'm practicing my shooting form oh yeah i can just see your hand right now i haven't
played yet you guys this is so weird isn't it weird to see it's black and white. I mean, it looks like we're like raccoon and deer.
I mean,
look how much we're moving,
dude.
It's crazy,
dude.
Yeah.
I feel like Catherine barely moves at all during the night.
And I'm,
I'm the Rachel of the dude.
Get yourself a trail cam.
It's pretty fun.
It's crazy.
But you move.
It's crazy.
Like what you're,
you know,
I'm like watching my like jaw do weird things in my sleep or you know you're like i mess with my hair in my sleep and yeah
we're moving a ton uh but yeah that clip uh i basically the clip starts with my hand up it
looks like i just shot a basketball yeah and it stays like that and i kind of move around for a
little bit and yeah we're both moving for like that entire 10 second clip so it's funny yeah
it feels like your movement inspired her movement yeah a little bit there that's so funny so it's just kind of fun it's
crazy how often you move around in your sleep and i'm excited rachel's gonna be out of town next
week so i think i'm gonna set up the camera i want to buy myself and see like all right and
do i move this much by myself or is this because i'm sleeping next to independent variables kind
of thing yeah interesting and do the same for her.
Yeah, when she's by herself too.
She needs to...
Yeah.
And send you the footage.
No, I'm just kidding.
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Yeah, let's see.
Recently, kind of currently trending, trending i guess if you will uh with
bo i feel like people just love hearing bo stories and there's just little in idio secrets he has
you know citruses um the latest one he's doing is like he clicks his mouth like you know how
people will be like yeah he does it all the time and it's so funny like he'll just be like he'll be like yeah and then we went
then we went there but it was locked like he does it so much you know the other day it was we had
dadder day we had dadder days from home the other day because we didn't have our van it was in the
shop and so i was down the basement with them having a little tea party and had he actually
got like real water for the tea party and was pouring it out bring it over
to me and bo's like i'm gonna pour some out for me too and uh how he's like no bo don't do that
i'll pour you can't do that you're too little and he didn't do it at first and then had he and i
were drinking our tea and then we look over and bo's just like poured it and overflowed it over
his like tea ptt cup and he just goes i i or how do you go bo what are you and he just goes, I, I, or Hattie just goes,
Bo,
what are you doing?
He just goes,
I just,
overflowed it.
And so just always kind of making
that little clapping noise
or clapping,
whatever you want to call it
with your lips.
I can barely do it.
I know he's really good
at it too.
And he can do it
like mid conversation.
Like,
it's not like
at the end of the thing,
he's like,
you know,
and then,
I don't know,
it just happened. It's from his dad. it's really cute and really funny and so he's he is i i feel
like as far as parenting goes these days like so often people be like what are your kids ages and
i'll tell them you know six three and one they'll be like whoa you guys are in the thick of it and
i'll just kind of laugh and be like no we're not really in the thick of it lately it's been like oh nicky we're we're thick yeah
this is this is the tough times like not like truly all the time but it just he bow specifically
is just so high so low as far as just like his emotions and it's not it's not like oh he's in
a bad mood for an hour it's like oh he was just in a good mood and then snap out of it.
Then he goes into this kind of crazy mode.
And then I get him laughing again.
And then three minutes later, he's back.
And it's like, what are we doing here?
How's this going?
Thankfully, Hattie's pretty consistent from what I can tell.
Yes, exactly.
That makes it nice.
And honestly, I think that's maybe part of my,
helps me be sane within the
craziness of beau is like hey hattie was like this at one point with this craziness and she
disobeyed a lot and had tantrums a lot and all this stuff and we were disciplined and like stuck
with it and like held strong to you know her tantrums and didn't give in and look at the
results yeah yeah i'm not saying i'm not Bo's going to be exactly like Hattie,
but I'm just saying like,
but there's,
I think so much of it is the Lord and her,
you know, just DNA is just Hattie is sweet.
But also I think it's like,
we definitely played a part in like trying to steward that well.
And so,
hi Caitlin.
Um,
so anyway,
I,
I think that that's my motivation as far as like it,
there will be fruit at the end of this.
It's just,
yeah, he's three. That just, this is what happens when you're three, three and a patient, three majors. Yeah. that's my motivation as far as like it there will be fruit at the end of this it's just pay off yeah
he's three that just this what happens when you're three three patient three majors yeah
i tell you anyway so he's he's so sweet and so crazy all at the same time but he's the
smacking lips thing is so cute and it's one of those things he's so cute and so it's like yeah
i have such a hard time getting upset with you but at the same time i have to be disciplining you or else you're not going to learn he is cute
he's so cute man so anyway just fun times fun times with bowie fun times with bowie i think um
with that said let's see who who co-created this little cutie let's get katherine back in here. Yes. Get Rachel back in here. Our better halves. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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And sometimes it kind of like overdoes this face too.
Like, yeah, weren't available.
It's so funny, dude.
And we don't like put too much emphasis on it
because we don't want him to like stop doing it
because he knows what we like.
Hey, it's cool.
That's why you want to talk.
So we're just kind of laughing to ourselves about it.
Well, let's get the girls back in here
for part two of Ask the Girls.
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First question is to ask the girls.
We asked people on Instagram to submit questions.
This comes from, it just says ghosty for both of you.
Are you offended by the phrase bagged my dough?
Oh gosh.
Starting out hot.
Widely debated on Facebook.
Um.
No.
Oh good.
No.
Batting a thousand.
Yeah.
Did you answer how you wanted us?
We.
Okay.
Ah.
Almost had a joke. How you wanted us.
Almost had it.
Almost had it.
Hey.
Hey.
Try again.
Green. Green. Green. Hey. Hey, try again. Green, green, green.
Hey, hey, try again.
What was that one?
Geez.
Yeah, that sounded like a fairy tale.
Yeah.
Which one was that?
It sounded like a zipper.
All right, when you say the joke right, I'll say it.
Did we answer how you wanted us to?
Yes, you did perfect.
Ooh, that one is going to be my new favorite.
I like that one.
Bagged your dough.
Yeah, I'm not offended by it.
I understand, I think.
I don't remember exactly the line of reasoning with that.
Oh, you understand where people are coming from if they don't like it?
Yeah, that they were offended.
Yeah, sure.
I kind of forget exactly what it was.
No, not offended at all.
Rachel, any thoughts?
good thoughts Kath
sorry same
it's fine I don't take it too seriously
I think one argument I think was like a trophy wife
right is that right?
that like people
it was like alluding to a trophy wife
look at her antlers
look at my antlers on that one
10 point buck
that's not a doe I guess Look at my antlers on that one. Ten point buck.
That's not a doe, I guess. Not that I necessarily want to be a trophy wife, but I'm okay with like, I don't know.
I mean, the Bible says, I forget what it says exactly, but something like wives are like a crown to their husband.
And so in a sense.
Trophy adjacent.
Yeah, trophy adjacent.
So I'm okay being a trophy adjacent
but
okay
yeah
dofy adjacent
I gotcha
good
good
you could reach it
quicker than I could
that's good
all right we'll move on
this one's from Shannon
she said
what is an impersonation
slash accent
slash regular joke
that your husband does
that regularly makes you
laugh out loud
what do they do that gets you every single time fun question thanks Shan slash accent, slash regular joke that your husband does that regularly makes you laugh out loud.
What do they do that gets you every single time?
Fun question.
Thanks, Shan.
Rachel?
Oh, gosh.
Actually, in my email to Joel,
the guy who did our wedding,
I think I explained that Jake has a thousand characters and that he should have been a theater kid
because he's always in character.
One of them that doesn't ever make, it actually, it makes me laugh because he's always in character. One of them that and doesn't ever make
it actually it makes me laugh
because it's so cringy
and he does it daily.
I don't know.
Is your knock on the door
when you're leaving.
Oh yeah.
I don't know what
I don't know what it is.
I don't know how you name
any of these characters
but I don't know.
What does that mean?
Can you demonstrate?
I don't know.
You would do it on this thing.
Hey I'm gonna
I'm gonna have to correct opinions. You would do it on this thing. Hey, I'm going to head to correct
opinions. You take care
of the old...
You take care of the abode, alright?
I'll be back.
It's so bad. I'll be back.
But then I laugh and it enables the behavior
and he keeps doing it.
It sounds like Cousin Max.
Yeah, it's just like an older man.
Like a basic guy.
Just like a dad
like i'm heading out don't don't burn the place down just stuff like that right like i don't know
i never knew i had this in me i never acted this way around roommates around friends but around
rachel it's a constant performance i'm doing whatever i can to make her laugh it's fun and
it's ever evolving right yeah it's like yeah i just discovered a game uh-huh yeah
discover new ones all the time i forgot what did i do kind of recently there was something new oh
i was like uh it was like we shared a locker room together oh my gosh yes when you call me coop
coop oh what's up coop i was like whipping her with like a towel. Oh, Coop! Come back here!
She's like, you gotta stop now.
Yeah, it's a bad one.
That's so funny.
That's amazing.
Oh, yeah.
A little theater kid in me. That was a great question.
I didn't expect a solid answer like that.
Do you have anything?
The first one that comes to mind is kind of basic,
but it's your Trump impression.
I think like y'all's video, y'all did a Trump back on Twitter.
I think that's what it was.
That was so funny to me.
I don't know.
It was so funny.
I feel like he's somewhat easy to impersonate.
I don't impersonate him that often anymore.
Maybe I did back in the day. I don't know. When you talk about China, I don't know. It that often anymore. Yeah. Maybe I did back in the day.
I don't know.
When you talk about China,
I don't know.
It was just funny.
And we're just talking about China.
Um,
so that one does make me laugh.
And I also kind of forgot about it until you did the Jake and the knocking
thing.
But,
um,
I think you've told the story one time with Hattie.
I think when I was in the hospital,
having Hattie and the anesthesiologist
came in to give the epidural.
He like, quick little knock on the door.
Anesthesia.
Yeah.
He said that.
He had this really low voice.
Anesthesia.
And I, of course, probably didn't even hear him say that.
And for whatever reason, Brad thought that was funny
or like, I don't know.
It just like...
It became an inside joke.
It's so for the longest...
And you still do it.
Yeah.
But for the longest time,
it would just be like,
anytime he would like, I don't know.
She's like brushing her teeth in the bathroom.
I'd knock on the door.
Hey, anesthesia.
It's just like, all the time.
Yeah, that's a good word.
I thought that was funny.
Wow.
That's a funny inside joke.
It's been around years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Look around.
I'll need me there.
Nice.
Next question from Emily Miller is for,
is one for each of you.
Rachel,
do you want kids soon?
Catherine,
do you want more kids?
Also,
y'all should start
a mom podcast.
I would listen.
Rachel and Catherine.
I should start
a mom podcast.
Yeah,
get on that,
Rachel.
Nanny,
you know.
Oh,
there you go.
Yeah,
it's the exact same thing.
It counts on little kids.
Yeah,
all those things
are good.
Go ahead. What was the question? Do you want kids? Is that what it said? I want kids soon, smiley face exact same thing. It counts on little kids. All those things are good. Go ahead.
What was the question?
Do you want kids?
Is that what it said?
I want kids soon.
Smiley face emoticon.
Ooh.
Let's do it.
On the count of three,
you say how many months and or years
you guys are going to have kids.
Ooh, fun.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
Sorry.
So hold on.
I want to nail this.
From today,
how many,
what's the period of time
that it's going to take
before you guys have kids?
Before we were pregnant,
before a kid is born. Before the kid is in your hands these hands from now let's see
okay okay all right i got an answer okay on the count of three one two three two years seven months i was about to say two and a half years i i didn't see it coming
surprise me well like here's how i did one two three i didn't know we were going after three
for some reason in my head there was a lot going on two and a half years which then i was like
maybe i should do it in months and i was about to say 18 months And I was like no that's not right
And then I also was like ooh should I do a joke
It'd be like seven months
So I had all that going on
I had all that going on
And what came out was
Too many thoughts in my head
Seven months would have been a good joke
Seven months
Dang it
I tried to make it laugh
alright let's do this again
if you're comfortable
how many kids
will you want
on the count of three
oh
okay
I will say
I will say
you won't say the right answer
oh cause
okay
ready on three
after three
you're gonna say the answer
okay
one
two
three
until we get one of each gender
what answers
we've talked two or three
but I also kind of feel like if we have three
and they're all one
do we try one more time
you gotta get a little girl
gotta get a little boy
little pup
get a little doe
man I think I want a little volleyball girl Yeah. A little pup. He'll get a little dome.
Man, I think I want a little volleyball girl
maybe more than Rachel does.
I think so.
Oh, I want a little
volleyball girl.
And I think Rachel
wants a little theater boy.
Way more than I do.
You'll be great.
Your little Oliver Twist.
Little Bugsy Malone.
Tymon.
Oh, Tymon.
Tymon's wonderful.
All right, count of three. Do you want more kids and if so how many
And if so when will they be in your hands
All of these in one answer
One two three
Yes
I want five
News to me
More
And then so
Seven months Wink wink News to me. More. And then so, seven months.
Wink, wink.
Do the button.
Too late for the button.
Yeah, too late.
You want five?
More kids.
Five more?
Five more?
Seems like a lot.
Four more kids.
Please God, give me five more.
Thanks.
I'm a nanny, which makes me a mom, so.
Mom co-host.
That'd be really good.
That'd be really helpful.
Let's just keep having them until we have one the same age as Jake and Rachel's kids.
Oh, that's a good idea.
That's fun.
That's fun.
Yeah.
I don't know.
You know us.
We're not like super planners.
No, we're not at all.
Who knows?
That's fun.
It's a great idea.
If we have five more
that would be
eight
that's right
how many do we have right now
checks out
it's good by me
yeah
Catherine
question from Brittany
what do you do to keep
your children rooted in Jesus
instead of the things
of this world
that's a big question
I
don't know I don't know.
I don't really know how to answer this exactly.
I feel like I monitor their exposure a lot.
So most weeks they get to watch a movie on Friday.
That's about it um sometimes but well okay so i
guess what i mean by that is more of like just because this movie is on netflix kids doesn't
mean they get to watch it that's good like i i want to know everything they're watching i want
to have already watched it or you know read it i guess if it's a book um before they do so i guess that's how i
keep them from the world um keeping them grounded hi georgia um while you were starting that answer
georgia was just licking the tripod that the camera's on i'm like what in the world is on that
tripod that's fun um i don't know i guess i guess going into the same like book TV,
more like book thing, I guess, though.
But I like to do a lot of like positive stories
or a lot of like, I'm trying to think,
like Christopher Church mouse books.
I don't know if anyone knows what those are.
But, you know, it's like it's a story of this mouse,
but it's rooted in like a biblical principle, you know,
so it teaches like obedience or patience or self-control
and has Bible verse about it.
Maybe work your way up
to like Narnia books,
like how they kind of have
like similar stories.
Yes.
It's like the elementary version
of those maybe.
Patty and I read
The Lion and the Witch
with Wardrobe.
Oh, already there.
Yeah.
I remember that.
Yeah.
Yep.
It was a great one.
So fun.
Anyway,
I guess that's my answer.
Is that good?
Yeah.
I feel like,
I feel like we,
I mean,
we do all the sheltered kids videos
and we definitely are sheltering our kids.
Intentionally.
We're like, hey, there's things going on
that we don't want people to see or know.
And I think I'm just more of the thought of like,
we want our kids to see it.
There are really good things.
Meaning, I feel like there's sometimes where it's like,
okay, but everybody is watching Gabby's Dollhouse on Netflix.
It's like, okay, that's fine.
But, like, we watch Curious George and we like it.
You know?
I don't know anything about Gabby's Dollhouse.
Who's Gabby's mom?
Yeah, like, you know, I don't know.
I've become a lot more sensitive ever since having kids to, like, sarcasm in TV shows and movies and stuff.
Because you don't want your kids talking that way.
Yeah, because, like because it's amazing.
Right now, I feel somewhat,
Hattie's so innocent to the idea
that she even could be disrespectful to her parents.
Or even mean to her siblings.
I've thought that a lot of different shows or books.
And Hattie is just very much that way.
She soaks in and she analyzes everything that she sees
or reads or
hears just very much internalizes it.
And so I'm like,
yeah,
let's give her lots of examples of sisters being really kind to her
siblings instead of the ones that are arguing or snarky or whatever.
Right.
Anyway.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Great answer.
People are going to love that.
Are they?
I hope.
Piper asked Rachel a question. She said,
Rachel, what is something funny or interesting you learned about
Jake only because you now live together?
Example, my husband learned that I never close
any boxes or lids. Oh my.
Never. Lids? Piper,
think about it. Lids, Piper.
Things get stale. Lids is
bad. Don't look at me before things get stale.
I eat them before they go stale.
That's not true. What did I
eat the other day that was stale?
Anyway, go ahead.
Jake
takes forever to shower, go to the bathroom.
He's pretty
slow. Yeah. For a quick
basketball guy, player.
And someone who apparently
loves efficiency. You don't know what I'm
doing on my phone in there.
I don't.
Honestly, in the shower last night, I wrote probably like eight jokes for the roast.
Good job.
I think that's wildly efficient.
That's great.
That was a time well spent.
And you're using Nimi the whole time.
Yeah, Nimi and Up a Storm.
Another thing that I found interesting is that for your socks, you don't match them
and ball them together.
Oh, yeah.
They're just stray socks.
All of his socks are stray.
They're typically loose.
Do you find its mate?
Or do you just grab two?
It doesn't have a mate.
Oh, there are no mates.
Well, they're all the same sock,
so they all match.
Oh.
But back in the day,
you used to just wear
two different socks a lot.
Yeah, that's true, too.
Yeah.
But now I just got one type of sock
that I wear every single day.
But they are not matched together.
I don't hate that.
I don't hate that either.
If that's literally the only option,
so you just grab two socks.
Because you don't have to look around for a match.
You just have to look for another sock.
Which all the socks are together.
Interesting.
Oh, got three.
Pull them back.
You never know.
Put one in your pocket.
That is so funny you say that
because I have a sock,
one of my socks in my purse.
I've had it in there for like a week.
Why is a sock in here?
One sock.
Never know.
Single sock.
Three socks.
I'll be one to go.
Funny answer, Rachel.
This is from Andrea for both of you.
New book recs.
Also, what's for dinner tonight?
She said.
What's going on back there?
Never mind, never mind, never mind.
I'll tell you later.
I heard you.
Good, you got it.
Yeah.
Dang, it's probably funny.
So what was for dinner tonight?
Yeah.
Oh, geez.
I was running late
from the therapy clinic.
So I just picked up a salad.
Didn't make anything.
But it is a place that I love, Mr. Euro.
And their Greek dressing.
Sure.
I buy it by the pint.
I've got a pint of it in my fridge.
Oh, cool.
It's so good.
Next time you pick up yourself a salad from there, make it too.
I will give you a pint.
Or give me a pint.
And a pint.
Great.
It's so good and before our good ranchers went bad from the
the electricity being gone finish that thought finish that thought really sad finish that thought
um i was making the like pitas with their chicken with this dressing and it was so good you guys
we live across the street i have a freezer. Our electricity did not go out.
I have coolers.
I have all these things.
When I heard that today on the podcast,
I was like,
I did not know it was out for two days over here.
That is so sad.
I'm so sorry.
First of all, we were both out of town.
I know.
But I just assumed I was like,
oh, the power's out there.
It's just out everywhere.
I didn't think to ask people across the street.
I know.
I did think about your degrees.
I know.
It was all of this side of the street.
It was actually kind of crazy.
That first night, it was pitch black over here. Kind of spooky I did think about your degrees. I know. It was all of this side of the street. It was actually kind of crazy that first night it was
pitch black over here.
Kind of spooky. That is sort of scary.
It was spooky. Sorry, Caitlin.
I know. Caitlin drove home
in the middle of the storm.
She's using Nimi right now in the bathroom.
Well, Hattie and I were watching out the
front window when we couldn't see your
house. Did you hear that? Yeah. Yeah, couldn't see
your house because it was raining so hard.
And Hattie was like, look, there comesaitlin carrying in a rug no i missed that because i couldn't see the house that's
oh my gosh carrying a rug but i did see you drive home and i was like oh my gosh she's gonna have to
live in her car until this thing blows over or run inside with a rug commitment to the
game anyway what was
the question I just
thought of something
else that I started
doing once we lived
together and you
couldn't believe it
the way I dry off
from the shower my
God Rachel's like
all right are you
doing that to be
funny it's like I
this is just how I
was like all right
you can you can
stop now and I
was like this is
how I dry off
feeling a dog just
like I just go
crazy on my hair
just because it's
thick and you have
to like get in there and Rachel's like all my hair would be out's thick and you have to get in there.
Rachel's like, all my hair would be out of my head.
I would be bald right now.
That was it.
Just real quick.
It is crazy. It is very fast.
This question was not for me, but something I learned about Brad
is the way he puts on a shirt.
It's very fascinating.
Is it weird?
Yes.
He gets the head hole. He gets it all, here, I have a shirt right here. He gets like the head hole, you know, gets it all ready.
And then he like throws it up in the air and like catches it with his head.
Do like a ring toss kind of thing?
Yeah.
I do not do that.
Yes, you do.
I throw it or I get my head in first.
And then he like spins it around, whoever's supposed to go.
I've kind of seen that before.
What are you doing?
I don't like, I do that part.
He's a walking carnival.
I'm not like
shooting out of a cannon trying to
get over there or anything.
You never know which direction he's wearing
and gets his arms in.
That's true. I am a little bit haphazard.
What a strange way to get dressed.
Anyway, so I'm a little bit nervous
as he's teaching Bo how to get his clothes
on. I'm like, gosh.
Brad's hilarious hijinks.
Yeah, that's little Brad.
Dinner tonight, we had C3 Bros.
Ooh.
Not even kidding.
What one?
A new one.
And Good Rangers.
And Good Rangers.
Good Rangers, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We had coconut curry meatballs.
Wow.
Kind of interesting.
Yeah.
Very good.
Yeah.
It really was.
Our kids loved it.
Our kids loved it.
They were like, these are the best
meatballs ever which i was like thanks guys but the other ones i've tried were good too
but yeah they loved it like bow asked for seconds wow that's cool yeah it's a big deal
bow asked for seconds i feel like coconut's not a big thing for kids to like yeah good for them
it was surprising no but very good anyway oh book recs What was your book rec? Did you have one?
It's an inside joke from Barbie.
Yes, it is.
We read Remarkably Bright Creatures for our book club.
Yes.
And that was cute.
Yes, I really liked it. Is that the one about the octopus?
Yes, it is about an octopus.
I got an octopus book for our kids.
My kids, not yours.
For our kids that we watch sometimes.
But it's a true story about an octopus that escapes from a zoo
oh wow i know i haven't read it yet that's so cool i was like well i just read a book about
an octopus so this is very fun theme yeah cute oh yeah they're like very very smart like yeah
two brains or two hearts or oh i forgot it's something really interesting i was reading
about like an octopus in the zoo that like could get out of its cage
and would go and eat
another fish
in the other tank
and would go back
into its tank
like but knew
the exact time
when the guards would leave
yes
that's what happened
in this book
oh really
yes
he would go eat
out of the trash can
and he'd eat the sea urchins
yes
down low
yeah
which is very interesting
it is
and that's kind of
real life
yeah they're brilliant
they're remarkably bright
they have nine brains and three hearts.
Oh, there we go.
Nine brains.
Nine brains.
Yeah.
I mean, after seven, you're just showing off.
That's true.
I'm also reading right now, Apples Never Fall.
Oh, yes, I have.
Which you've already read and you didn't love.
You're not going to like the ending.
Okay.
I hate that.
But I was hooked. Yeah, I'm that. I was hooked.
I was very intrigued.
I think I maybe gave it four stars out of five.
You're so nice. I know.
There's a book. What book did you read lately that you
hated? Hated. She was like,
I still gave it three and a half stars. It's failing.
What? It's failing.
Oh, on Goodreads? Yeah.
I feel like if you hate it,
that would be a one. Yeah, absolutely trash this thing on Goodreads? Yeah. I feel like if you hate it, that would be a one. Yeah, Rachel goes like,
yeah, absolutely trash this thing on Goodreads,
and then she sees like,
well, everyone else is being really mean, so...
Well, I'll give it a three and a half.
Three and a half, raise the average.
Nice.
Nice.
Next, from Erin, she said,
what are some of your favorite small things
to do with your husbands?
Small things.
Small things.
Army men. Small things. do with your husbands. Small things. Small things. Army men.
Small things.
Little bugles.
Yeah, bugle crumbs.
I really like driving with Brad.
Kind of random.
You as the driver?
Actually, I really prefer Brad being the driver because then I can look around more.
You like looking around while Brad drives.
I do.
She's just like going for a drive.
I love going for a drive. Rachel has dog tendencies too.
Yeah.
Hey, dogs are happy.
Sticks her head out the window.
Hey, I've done that.
Yeah, so often it'll be like we're ending a date night and she's like, let's just drive.
Let's just drive.
And date nights are often like sunset time or dusk and so it's really pretty outside. And I don't know. It's just drive. Let's just drive. And date nights are often like sunset time or dusk.
And so it's really pretty outside.
And I don't know.
It's just fun.
And I like it.
I like driving through the country.
But I also like driving through the city.
Like KC Moe.
And there's just like Ward Parkway.
Oh, yeah.
We love that parkway.
Yeah.
It's just so pretty over there.
I feel like good conversation happens when you're driving a lot.
Yeah.
Anyway, driving. Good answer.
I would say
we've been walking a little bit lately. I think that's
really fun. Fun. Like
last Thursday we were going to walk and get
gelato. We ended up at the
midnight. Moonlight. Moonlight
market. Brad was there.
I was there. I went on a walk.
He walked there. Yeah. We were there. Were you at the flying cow? Yeah. I went on a walk. He walked there. Yeah, oh there were you at the flying cow
Yeah, Peter Coring yeah
That's fun. I didn't go I didn't go I came home, and it was like we got to go to flying cows
That was called yeah, Peter Corian works there, and I was like oh my gosh
Did you see him he was like no it was really crowded so I didn't go in oh you guys were probably we were proud
In it yeah, we could have been inside. I didn't know he worked out
I was looking around and then like I'll take some of the cake batteries like what's up jake oh
cake batter please okay cool give me a sample of cake batter nice to see you where's my sample
well we said we keep i really wanted to go to moonlight market this time we were going to take
all the kids but it was kind of a disastrous night i was saying i hope that the kids get to go that's
fun it's a really cool kid we're gonna do it yeah we're gonna do going to take all the kids, but it was kind of a disastrous night. I was saying, I hope that the kids get to go. That's fun. It is a really cool kids
thing. We're going to do it next month.
Yeah, the kids were rough that night.
It was like, maybe we'll take them if
dinner goes well. And it was like, this is
going south.
Anyway.
Walking. That's fun. Walking and
driving. Transportation.
Somebody saw me at the park the other day,
recognized me, said, I love your show.
I think is what you call it, Jean Shorts?
Talk show. And said,
I think I saw your partner.
I also love that term for you.
But your partner walking the
other day with a girl.
But I was kind of staring at
him, but by the time I realized who it was, it was too late.
So, I think he saw you.
So watch for people staring at you
good way to get eyeballs
he said it was early in the morning
could have been the time we ran into all those ghosties at McLean's
oh fun
question for
Catherine from Megan with an H and
two N's
Catherine how much
of a crunchy mom
are you? what is a crunchy thing you like to start
doing i would like to say yeah that's probably what she meant like what's something you're
yeah currently trending on i am a closet crunchy mom not anymore i feel like i'm crunchier than people might realize but i i keep it to myself uh
i like you yeah yeah yeah but you're like a cool like a normal crunchy mom
yeah you don't have like the bumper stickers to back it up like you do it you're not like you're
not like in your face like you have to do it my way kind of crunchy mom you're just like a
i choose to do it this way that's that's my. Do whatever you want. I also meant I do a lot of crunchy things that nobody knows about.
That's my point because you don't advertise them.
Oh, yeah.
Sure.
Okay.
What kind of stuff do you do that no one knows about?
Something I would like to get into, I would really like to get into sourdough.
Like having a starter and all that.
I'm actually surprised you haven't yet.
I have attempted in the past.
Have a kick.
It's hard.
It's hard.
We were with some new friends last night, and she has one.
And she was like, honestly, it's just like once you get a rhythm with it,
she's like, it's so easy.
And I was like, I know.
And I just never have gotten a rhythm.
I haven't really given it that much of a chance.
It sounds like there's a part of you that's like stuck in like april of 2020 because in the monday episode you're like everyone's talking about tiger king
yeah and i just don't get it in sourdough man when am i gonna have an opportunity
everyone's talking about pickleball
you know i here's a random deep thought for you okay during lockdowns of 2020 like during those
few months time i feel like so many people were like coming up with new hobbies pickleball
sourdough all these things tiger king all these things you've mentioned in the beginning i was
like yes this is gonna be great i'm gonna do all this stuff and then i feel like it ended and i was
like man i didn't do i didn't take advantage of that time.
But then I was like, well, I didn't take advantage of that time because I had two tiny children.
I gave birth in the middle of the lockdown.
So yeah.
Anyway.
So, yes.
So I didn't do all the all the normal lockdown things like sourdough and tiger.
Sorry about that.
I mean, it's OK.
What was the deep thought?
Oh, just that, like, I felt really bad that I didn't take advantage of that time.
I feel like a lot of people did.
Oh, okay.
I was like, oh my gosh, I wasted that time.
I was like, well, no, I didn't.
I was keeping two little people alive during that time.
Sure, yeah.
I feel a little bit the same way.
Rachel talks about what lockdown was for her, and it sounded awesome.
Right?
They golfed every single day, and she was just with her family.
They played outside ran to our pond
every day
went to the parks
it was like
time didn't exist
we had the perfect time
to be on a farm
yeah
it's not what it felt to me
like Trey and I
like made twice
the videos we normally
yeah
we doubled down on work
and we did play
with pickleball a lot
at night
yeah
but it definitely
didn't feel like
I have a break
yeah exactly
exactly
and I was anticipating
that break that everybody was getting and complaining exactly and i was anticipating that break that
everybody was getting and complaining about and i was like wait i never got that i think
trey and i started do less god bless during the pandemic so we added another podcast sure yeah
now that i have so much to talk about the you know pandemic right do another comedy podcast
okay last question from Hannah. Best way
to encourage your man and build him up.
Thanks, ladies.
Brad, you go first.
I don't know. I asked this question to
Catherine. I was reading off some of them earlier.
She had a great answer and I think she's being coy right now.
Well, yeah.
You want me to say it?
Okay, ask it one more time. What's the wording on it hey guys my name's hannah i'm just looking for the
best way to encourage your man and build him up thanks ladies i think that's a hard question for
us to answer about somebody else's man because i'm like i know how i encourage and build him up
i guess but everybody's different and so it's hard to just generalize and be like, well, you should really like cook his
favorite dinner once a week.
And it's hard to give general advice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I think.
And my response to that was, that's a great answer is like, no, your man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's no perfect answer.
Yeah.
But that's the answer.
What's your answer, Rachel?
Something specific.
Good luck.
No.
I was going to say something like figure out what they like the best and then do that for them.
Yeah.
Jake likes words of affirmation, so say nice things to him.
Write him a letter.
Something like that.
Yeah.
Go on.
Yeah.
Love a good letter.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Do whatever they they like Brad is also well
Words are the best we like words
Always Oh, what's yours a rub on the shoulder? I mean that feels nice, but what are you saying? I don't know cuz you didn't use words. I don't because you didn't say
Oh the rub on the shoulder, how would you describe it? Well, I'd have to put it into words first.
Yeah, it's hard to put into words.
Well, then I'm not affirmed.
Catherine, your quality time?
Probably.
Me too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fun, guys.
It's nice.
Here we are.
Having quality time.
This is quality time.
Quality time.
Give us one more.
Okay. Another question. Didn't Quality time. Give us one more. Okay.
Another question.
Didn't have one prepared.
Let's see.
What was the bottom one?
Catherine,
what are your top parenting resources?
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Okay.
Lady I really love,
her name is Ginger Hubbard.
How's that for a name?
She's written a couple books
and she has a podcast and I really love her stuff.
She has this one resource that's $5, I think, $7, something like that on Amazon.
It's called Wise Words for Moms.
And it's just like different scenarios that you might be dealing with your kid as far as like lying or lack of self-control or whining or whatever.
And she has Bible verses for each one of them and breaks down like how to
respond to those situations.
That's a solid resource.
Yeah.
It's sweet.
It's right next to where we fill up our water bottle.
I know.
So I'm always like reviewing.
Oh,
I've seen those.
Yeah.
They're great.
I really do love it anyway.
So she's probably my top one.
She's awesome.
Ginger Heppard.
Yeah. Okay. Hero. Here's a good last one to end on for both of you. Okay. She's awesome. Ginger Hubbard.
Okay, Hero.
Here's a good last one to end on for both of you.
From Anon.
I don't know why they want to be anonymous, but favorite mundane daily task?
I don't
do this daily, but I really
like vacuuming.
I do do it daily in the sense really like vacuuming. Okay. Or, you know, I do.
Okay.
I do do it daily in the sense of I have this little, like, Swiffer vacuum thing in our kitchen.
I do that every day.
I like it.
It's an easy way to be, like, even if the room is a mess, if you've, like, vacuumed the kitchen,
it's like, oh, okay.
I feel better about this kitchen.
I think a future life changer for me when we do that segment could be a cordless vacuum.
So easy.
We're done.
So nice. It doesn't have to be this whole task. This whole, like, get the cord out. Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom. We're done. So nice. You know,
it doesn't have to be this whole task.
This whole like,
get the cord out.
Yes.
Oh, well now I vacuumed
half the living room.
Now I gotta replug
somewhere else
to vacuum the other half.
Yes.
It's a rigmarole.
It's just,
it's so much hullabaloo.
Who likes this?
A whole big rigmarole.
Rach?
What do you think, Coop?
What's your answer
over there, Coop?
We're waiting. Freshop. We're waiting.
Freshman.
We're waiting.
Yeah.
Fresh meat.
Gosh.
Love filling up you senior boys' water bottles.
Filling up the senior boys.
That's what happens.
Let's see.
Lately, I've been liking doing the dishwasher.
What do you mean by doing the dishwasher?
Doing the dishwasher.
I've been running a lot of loads lately.
Normally I don't need to run it every day, but lately I have.
And it's fun to wake up and then put it all away.
That's fun.
That's like one of Catherine's big things is like do the dishwasher every night because
yeah, it's just nicer in the morning to wake up. And a lot of times ours is full.
But just to wake up and it's ready for you.
It's nice.
And I really appreciate that you do that to her.
I've told you before. I was like, that is so nice of you to unload that thing.
Unload that thing.
That's nice.
That thing.
Also, our dishwasher is about the size of a microwave.
So it fills up.
It fills up quick.
ASAP.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it feels small.
Interesting.
Rachel has the biggest pots in the world.
I don't know.
Rachel's got a really big microwave.
Okay.
Feel good?
Feeling good.
Good job, ladies.
Thanks for joining.
Sure.
That's been another Ask the Girls.
So leave some affirming comments to them,
as you guys always do,
on YouTube, Facebook, everything.
Let us know what you thought.
And we'll get back to the episode with me and Brad.
We've got a few more things to talk about.
I think they're good.
Yeah.
Is this the part where we talked about going back in time?
Yeah.
I think so.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
You're in for a treat.
Which we kind of are.
Here we go.
Oh, hit the, go back.
Nice.
All right.
Thank you, ladies.
Oh, what's the clapping one?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah's the clapping one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
They were great.
Now it's just the boys again.
This past week.
Boys only.
Club.
Club, yeah.
No ladies allowed.
No girls allowed.
Bears and bears.
No girls allowed.
This past week, the girls went to Barbie.
You were at home with the kids. Peter's home with the kids. Gunnar's home the kids hey i don't have kids so i can go to gunner's house yeah so
me and harrison and isaac went over to gunner's house played a played a new board game new it's
fun yeah yeah you don't see too many new board games harrison brought over it's something with
a i don't know what it's called but it's all male based like a mail no girls allowed yeah
the usps like it looks like it's like a
sponsored by them it's like all like using their like branding and trademarks everything
kind of fun cool but uh so we had a good time doing that and then we just kind of like kicked
it and just hung out and talked for a long time and had some really fun conversations
uh one of them was uh talking about i just be interested to get your thoughts
i was bringing up the idea of like,
kind of just like mental toughness.
And it's been on my mind more recently.
And I was trying to talk with Rachel about like,
how do you like instill that in kids?
Like,
I feel like I was not mentally tough.
I wasn't like,
I don't know.
It took me being out on my own until I was in college to really become this
kind of like different type of person,
I think.
And Harrison and gunner seemed to
get what i was saying and we so we got talking like how much better of an athlete could you be
if you went back into you know freshman year high school right now with the brain you have
now with kind of that mental toughness and so it was kind of fun to talk about like would you even
be a better athlete would you be worse and we all agreed unanimously like oh yes i like i understand
work ethic now.
I don't just like, I think back in the day,
I would just go through the motions.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Coach needs me to practice from four to six.
Okay, I'll do exactly that.
Yeah.
Okay.
This guy who's guarding me all game,
I'm not going to try to get any kind of competitive edge on him.
I'm just going to kind of play and just guard him
and just treat it normal.
Yeah. But it's like now, it's like,'s like oh my gosh i would be so much more aggressive i would be trying to like get under his skin maybe frustrate him more you know just like all these sorts of things
and rachel interestingly enough when i got home i asked her i was like how much better an athlete
would you be back today she's like oh i'd be worse i was like really she's like yeah i think i was
already like really mentally tough back then yeah it's like if i went back and did it now now, I'd be like, none of this matters. I would be a way worse athlete
if I went back in time. So I want to know your thoughts. Yeah. I was, I was kind of on the side
of Rachel. I don't know. I don't know completely, but like, I feel like I was mentally tough enough,
but maybe it was the perspective that I don't have. Like I did not have that either for sure.
Because I think like, if you could look back now and be like, I did not have that either for sure. Because I think like if you could look back
now and be like, Hey, this is the last three basketball games you're ever going to play
competitively in your entire life. Very different. You should try super hard. Like you should care
about this. Not because the high school basketball is the be all end all, but because you're going
to miss it a lot someday. And so it's like, dude, just cherish this time. Like that you're at
football practice with your friends. I don't know. I, I was almost like, I almost took it too seriously. I think
growing up, like, like high school sports to where I didn't really have fun with it. Did you have,
cause I feel like you, I've heard stories about like, you tell like, yeah, we're joking around
and stuff. Yeah. We had a good time. I just never had, I think I was always so our, our coaches were
so mean that like, I was so scared
that like, if I made a joke and the coach was in the wrong mood, I could get benched. I don't know
if it was, it was, it wasn't about getting benched necessarily. It was more just like, I'll have to
run for the rest of practice or something. I'll get, I'll get a physically not, not abused in the
sense of like, I'm going to get hit, but like I will get punished to run in all my pads, like
five miles today in a hundred degree heat. And I'm like, I don't want to run in all my pads, like five miles today in, you know,
a hundred degree heat.
And I'm like, I don't want to do that.
I don't want to get on their bad side.
Um, so I don't know.
That's a, that's a fun thought though, of like, it was fun to think through it.
Cause I definitely did not go like the extra mile by any means.
Like I, I did all the off season workouts and I was very scared to like ever go on vacation
to miss, you know, workouts or whatever.
But I didn't, I wasn't like, Oh, I'm going to stay one more and do another one. I push myself that way. It's like, no.
And it's the, I, the type of leadership skills I have now, I did not have those when I was 17.
Like my coaches would always ask me like, Hey, we'd love for you to be more of a leader,
more of a vocal leader. And I was like, I just don't have those skills yet.
That's a good word. Just in general, maybe if you're a coach out there is I think I probably,
I don't know. I don't know if you and I had those skills back then necessarily, but I think I lack
the confidence more than I like the leadership skills with that kind of thing.
Like if someone were to say, Hey Brad, I want you to like, I think the coaches were just
so negative to me.
There was one coach that was positive and he was my favorite coach.
Gotcha.
And he made, I worked harder for him than I worked for the other guys the other guys i would just be like i want to
survive basically just whatever you say i'll do it yeah just get me out of here i just want to
survive and not be a like noticed by you basically yeah and the one coach i was like i want to do
really well for you so it's like if you're a coach out there hey go after go after these guys that
you think are good and be positive to them i I'm a huge fan of the term high challenge, high support of like, Hey,
challenge the heck out of me, push me as hard as you want.
But as long as you're encouraging me and like making me know that you think I'm
good or like that you think I have potential, you know, I don't know. Um,
yeah, that's a fun thing to think about. It's a fun conversation. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh wow. Yeah.
Cause I was thinking about like the way that I've approached golf the last two years.
Like I go to the range more than I play golf because I'm like obsessed with getting better.
It's like I never, as much as I love sports, I never felt that way about basketball, baseball,
football.
Really?
It's like I loved it when I was there.
Yeah.
Practice is awesome.
Yeah.
I think about it all the time, but I never like push myself to like, hey, like what could
you do?
Like, okay, today at practice, we're going to focus on this type of move.
You know, it's like it was never like totally focused discipline.
Yeah, it's interesting.
And then the deeper side of me is like, am I glad that I wasn't more into it?
That's what we were saying, too.
You know what I mean?
Then maybe I would have played college basketball.
And then I would have had a way different experience.
I guarantee you that if you would have tried harder, probably in basketball, you could have gotten good enough to play like but it's like that's probably for the best yeah i loved spu
and not being a college athlete not being overly obsessed with everything yeah yeah sports wise
like making that your life kind of like rachel did you know like totally that was her life in
college defined by that so it's a good word oh that's interesting that's fun to think about all
that kind of thing and yeah go through that but that. But yeah, we talked about that.
And then that kind of, just to kind of wrap up that, then that transition, that conversation
led to us talking about like, all right, let's just say going back in time in general.
Like, let's say you went back in time, like 300 years, 400 years, and everyone knew you
were from the future.
The burden of having to like, tell people what you know, it's like, oh, I would suck
at it.
Like, all right.
So explain the internet to us.
Maybe like, oh my gosh, I don't know. I don't know how it works nate bargetti has a whole like bit on that oh
maybe i've heard that before because he's like he's like yeah it's gonna be crazy these things
all mobile phones like they're like whoa how do they work he's like oh i don't know there's a
satellite up there i think and it hits the satellite i'm not sure yeah it's just like
yeah it's like like, yeah.
It's like, how much could you really contribute to society back then?
Would I even be helpful?
It's like, oh, there's going to be a better tool
for that eventually, FYI.
Hey, you guys should start working on a polio vaccine.
Oh, what's polio?
I don't even know.
Oh, FDR had it, I think.
I think it's when you are in a wheelchair.
Roosevelt had it.
Teddy?
No.
I don't think so.
Maybe as well, but wasn't as popular.
He's not going to go down in history for it.
Yeah.
Just the little things we know.
Oh, never mind.
Just government.
Yeah.
You guys have government back then, right?
Do you know?
Okay.
So like Caesar, like think about Caesar, but not as powerful.
Right.
I don't know.
Yeah. It would be so fascinating.
Like what is important?
What can you like really like explain to them well?
And what are you just like, dang, I am a bad ambassador of the future.
Wow.
Yeah.
Okay.
What if you had, I mean, urgent five minutes, you get thrown in there.
What do you say?
Yeah.
What's so important?
I don't even know where to start.
I don't even know where to start.
Avoid Hiroshima in the 40s.
Like, get away from there.
You know?
That's so funny.
If you had five minutes to go back in time to the founding fathers, what do you say?
Wow.
Yeah, avoid Hiroshima.
I don't know.
That Hitler guy is bad.
I would say that. That Hitler guy is bad.
I would say that.
1940s Germany is going to be a rough time.
Right.
Pearl Harbor, watch out.
Hawaii?
Sunday?
Doesn't matter.
It's coming.
Hawaii's not that cool until like 1970s or so.
I would avoid it before then.
Just in case.
But that's not the first five minutes. I would think all those things, but I wouldn't be spouting those out first because I'm like,
founding fathers.
I don't know.
Yeah, the first thing you say is just things they don't have to even worry about.
Screen time and sugar.
They're silent killers.
What are you talking about?
Processed sugar.
Processed sugar.
Cigarettes, not as cool as you think.
Ben, go out in that thunderstorm.
Trust me, okay?
Ben, you're going to love it.
You're going to go nuts.
Hey, you know what would make it funnier for always flying your little kites?
Yeah.
Keep going, bud.
Don't forget it.
Keep going.
Daylight savings, I'm sure it seems cool now, but in the winter, it's going to suck for us.
Yeah, electricity is going to blow that out of the water.
Don't worry about it.
Not that many people farm anymore.
Yeah, that guy Tom back there that's working in his shed trying to like blow things up and make
him electrical you'll understand he'll he's gonna do good things yeah it'd be such a bad ambassador
just everything is like bitcoin if you can pass that down to your i mean great great grandchildren
invest in yahoo but don't do it forever like invest in it for a while tom brady's a good bet
yeah most of his superbowls put some money down on tom brady yeah michael jordan never lost the
finals so so.
So if he gets to the finals,
you bet on him.
Yeah, but don't tell him
to bet on himself
because I think he got suspended
for a year because of that.
Just all this stuff, man.
Yeah.
That'd be a fun comment.
Comment below.
I mean, people are going to be able
to think about it for more than
30 seconds.
Yeah, while recording a podcast.
But yeah.
What do you say in that time?
Yeah.
What do they need to know?
Both funny and serious. It doesn't matter either way. Y2K? Don't even worry about it. Don't even worry do you say in that time? Yeah. What do they need to know? Both funny and serious.
It doesn't matter either way.
Y2K?
Don't even worry about it.
Don't even worry about it.
We got it.
Yeah.
Oh man, that's fun.
I love conversations like that.
I feel like with Harrison specifically,
he just kind of always gets your mind flowing.
Yeah, it was really good.
I stayed left by that point.
So just me, Harrison, and Gunnar
and talked for probably an hour and a half,
two hours about just everything.
You know, homosexual hours about just everything.
Homosexuality in the church.
The sinfulness of marijuana.
And then also founding fathers.
You get five minutes of founding fathers.
We covered everything.
Yeah, it was great.
Talk to us about parenthood too, which is fun.
Because we're all in three different stages.
Expecting one-year-old, zero-year-old, zero yeah zero year old zero year old no chosen in in the fetus um
in the fetus in the womb fetus in the womb feed us in the womb cynthia um you guys talk about i i
mentioned last week that i think i could name 50 baseball players in 10 minutes oh yeah that's
funny little voice moment you sent me so i tried it the other day and did not get 50. I bet. I think I got 30.
What did I say? 37, something like that. 37 current players. Yeah. 37 current players.
Um, 41, excuse me, 40, 41. Um, but then I messaged all my friends, my can of Coke friends.
It's like, I just did this thing like
you guys think you could do it and everyone's like no way even my friend who's like a genius
at baseball is like no way i was like yes you could cookie we told we call him the schwab
remember the schwab yeah um we talked about you know stump the schwab and i was like cookie you're
the schwab of our group yeah we could all play you in a trivia game and you would win uh he's
like i don't think i could do it so he did it and he named like 100 in seven minutes. Wow.
So he's like, okay, never mind. I can do it. I was like, do you think
you can name 500 in 30 minutes?
He's like, I think I can name
500, but I don't know if I can do it in 30 minutes.
And so I tried it. Just by
yourself? Just out of curiosity. Yeah. Literally at
McLean's one day. Actually, the day I saw you.
That was fun. Yeah.
I did it for like 30 minutes
right before I had a call.
Anyway, and got like 100 some in like three minutes, like just rapid fire.
And then just went so blank, dude.
Really?
Just ended up with 251 is my total, which is nothing to snub about.
But there, I guarantee you, I know 800 baseball players.
You know what I mean?
All right.
I can do this sometime this weekend.
Yeah.
251 in 30 minutes.
Because it's one of those things where it's like, yeah, it's the time that it takes.
And it's also, yeah, just like, it's hard to, on one level, I tried to compartmentalize
and be like, okay, Atlanta Braves, Atlanta Braves, Atlanta Braves.
Okay, 90s, 90s.
But then, you know, Chipper Jones made me think of somebody else, you know, somewhere
over here.
It's like, okay, I guess I'll...
I mean, I'm thinking about him.
I might as well put Jason Giambi down.
It's like being tasked to just name things.
You're like, where do I start naming things?
Totally.
I know a ton of things.
Things that you see outside.
And it's like, oh, there are...
Let's start with living things.
Okay.
Honestly, maybe it should be...
We should do it every week.
Try to name 500 of anything in 30 minutes.
Find a category you can name 500 of.
And it can be a very broad thing.
500.
Words.
No.
500 whatever.
I don't know.
Things you see outside.
Or things that are made out of wood.
There you go.
I don't know.
I don't know what else is.
Things that ever touch your body.
Sure.
Yeah.
Anything like that.
Foods. Yeah. Okay. We'll try it. This week is baseball. know what else is things that ever touch your body sure yeah anything like that foods you know
okay we'll we'll we'll try it this week is baseball and then we'll come we'll report back
and then maybe we'll do another one the first two players that keep coming to mind stan musial and
then pokey reese the first two i got pokey reese on my list too i don't know why pokey reese is
like everyone learns about pokey reese baseball history. One of those names.
Pokey Reese.
Wow, you went back in time, dude.
Let me see.
I'm going to pull up mine real quick and see if I can see what my very first guess is.
Or very first name.
Okay.
Any guesses?
Babe Ruth.
He's my third.
Okay.
Yeah.
Mickey Mantle.
My second.
Wow. Yeah. Shoheile. My second. Wow.
Yeah.
Shohei Otani.
No.
He was on there.
He didn't come for a while, though.
I kind of forgot.
Ty Cobb.
Honus Wagner.
Satchel Paige.
Nope.
Newer, but old still.
George Brett.
Kind of that same age.
Maybe a little bit older.
Ricky Henderson.
Home run guy.
Home run guy.
Jim...
No.
Older than George Brett.
Tommy.
I'm going to be all right on this.
You got to say it like an old, like, Jim Tommy.
Hey, Jim Tommy, huh?
Henry, Hank.
Aaron. Aaron. Got it. Got it. Got it.
Aaron Mantle, Ruth Bonds, Boggs.
Wade Boggs is my fifth pick. Nice.
Fred McGriff, number six.
Evan Longoria, number seven, dude.
Mike Mussina, number eight. it's just like it is as
as like stream of consciousness as you can imagine dude i don't think i would have got mike musina
thanks that's great he had a good knuckle curve in one of the baseball games yeah he did growing
up yeah he was a good baseball or a video game guy dude knuckle curve never made sense to me
i don't think it was a real pitch i don't know if it is yeah because a knuckleball only works if it's completely knuckling. Yeah. Halfway knuckling. It's not a
pitch. That's just a meatball. That's just a really easy thing to hit. It's a really slow
curveball. It sounds like with not that much spin on it. Yeah. A knuckle curve. Unless it just
unpredictably moves as a curveball. Which is what a knuckleball does. Yeah. I don't know.
I don't know. I've got beef with knuckle curve
anyway man i would love to see some of the most random people on your list i'm just looking at
this list it is it is so random i'm excited i want to do this like yeah asap that's what i told
my friends i was like i'll do it later tonight when my kids are asleep and i was like i can't
stop thinking about this i'll just do it right now so real quick let's make a list brad uh name
as many of your favorite coffee shops as you can right now.
Okay, ready?
Go.
Main Street Roasters.
Main Street Roasters.
Main Street Roasters.
Main Street Roasters.
I'm going to stop you there.
I think that's the list.
Yep.
Good job.
I'll still hold you 100%.
Got about four of them clicked there.
Woo-hoo!
Yeah, baby.
MainStreetRoasters.com.
Check them out.
Sponsoring us again.
They're the best.
I'm going to go ahead and do blend of the week.
It's going to be Miller Blend.
The Miller Blend.
Yeah.
The Millers are the family, the Christian family who owns it.
Wonderful people in Indiana.
And my favorite blend out of all the blends, Miller Blend.
It's fun.
So shout out to the Miller Blend.
If you've gotten some other kinds from Main Street Roasters,
this is my encouragement to specifically try Miller Blend this week.
There you go.
From MainStreetRoasters.com.
This is my idea of the week.
I'm going to start pitching Main Street Roasters.
That's the main ideal.
Main ideal StreetRoasters.com.
Coors Light is great because the mountains are blue, the cans are blue.
Main Street Roasters, I think you should have mugs to say, hey, the mountains are brown.
And when the cup is really hot.
Yeah, they do make mugs that like, I don't know of Main Street specifically,
but they make mugs that can show up differently in the heat.
Yeah.
So maybe not mountains, but when the beans are brown.
Beans are brown.
Hey, the beans are brown.
Yeah.
Hey, beans are brown.
You know.
The beans are brown.
It's going to be a good brew.
Good cup. The beans are brown. Beans are brown. It's going to be a good brew. Good cup.
Beans are brown.
Beans are brown.
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You want to do some comments?
Oh, yeah.
Comment of the week.
Mine is coming from Rachel Martin, 5718.
It's funny they have the screen names now on YouTube.
I don't love it.
I better name is Rachel Martin, though.
Hello, Jake and Brad, as a fellow Pennsylvanian.
I thoroughly enjoyed this episode and laughed quite a bit.
I stumbled upon your podcast as I was searching for a new one to listen to
because the one I was listening to previously had ended.
I haven't stopped listening since.
I hope you never stop the pod.
Thank you for all you do and your love for Jesus.
Rachel Martin.
My comment of the week is the comment directly above that.
Okay.
Have fun.
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That's a fun comparison. There's littlearing. Yeah, at the end of the... It's endearing. So yeah, that's a fun comparison.
Yeah.
There's little details.
Hey, got the windows down.
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