Ghostrunners - 255 - Best Weekend Ever
Episode Date: August 23, 2023A full recap of everything that happened at our Grande-Boo event! You finally get to see Timon's face and Scott joins for a shmores of things you'd bring to a deserted island. Check out Fortunato Cho...colate using this link! https://fortunatochocolate.com/grkc Check out Chike and use code GHOSTRUNNERS for 25% off your first Subscribe & Save at chike.com Check out Cozy Earth and get 35% off site wide with promo code GRKC at https://cozyearth.com/ Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Get a personalized video from us on Cameo: https://v.cameo.com/e/fvERn6rrysb Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Oh, welcome everybody to the Grande Boo live podcast recording.
Thanks for being here.
We're doing it.
Wow.
Okay, let's do it.
Go ahead, Jake.
Whatever we're talking about.
I don't know.
Yeah, thank you guys for being here.
Let's just get right into the podcast.
I'd say so.
Let's do it.
Let's go down here.
So something happened a while ago, and I didn't want to talk about on the podcast is like
this is too like fresh of a wound too deep of a wound but it's been a few weeks i guess i don't
know now it seems a little scabby but uh it's time to go yeah we can talk about it now so uh
as we're doing the all the wedding stuff and rachel's getting all these gifts mainly from
you guys thank you uh and you know we're getting all sorts of stuff.
We're getting multiple of.
There's issues with the registry.
And so we're having to return a lot of stuff.
It's part of it.
I think everyone knows it.
But you don't ever want people to know you returned their stuff.
Sure.
You get three toasters.
You're like, well, I can't use three toasters.
Exactly.
So Rachel goes back to return some stuff.
And I'm like, how'd it go?
And she's like, there was a, like the guy at Target was like very flustered. There was a few times he was like saying, literally just said, whoops. going about her day a little later on, my mom texted me
and said, hey, why did I
just get an email that my barstools
had been refunded?
I was like, I don't know.
That was weird.
We love them.
They're in our basement,
so that's why you haven't seen them.
It was miserable. I was like, this is why people
are boycotting Target. is it oh i get it now yeah yeah yeah uh-oh oh i think this tight beat means
that it's going down with some random thoughts and white me too then west best friends eating
fast food on repeat so come along let's have some fun and go ahead get on your feet because
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Yeah, it really did happen. Rachel was
mortified and was just like,
what are we going to tell your mom? How are we
going to explain this? And I was like, hear me out.
We just tell her the truth. We just like tell her the truth.
We can't tell her the truth.
Wild idea.
Honesty.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I was like,
I think we just tell her we,
we double booked on Barstool.
She's like,
she won't,
she's got to break her heart.
She's never done anything like that.
Yeah.
So,
so if anybody out there,
so was your mom the only one then?
It sounds like she was returning a lot of stuff.
Yeah, there was probably multiple people who got an email.
Anybody out there get an email?
I'm curious.
That'd be pretty amazing.
I will say the benefit, though, is he messed up so badly that we got the money back.
Like, we got a gift card, and the original people got a refund.
So, whoopsie, yeah.
Kind of a win-win.
Okay.
That worked out.
Yeah.
But anyway, yeah, that happened a couple months ago, and I was like,
I don't want to tell that story.
That's going to embarrass Rachel.
Right.
Last night,
you called her a Holocaust survivor.
Yeah.
I didn't want to look at her at all.
How did she react to it, actually?
Did you?
On the drive home,
I was kind of like,
how you doing?
How you holding up?
Everything all right?
What'd she say?
She's like,
I mean, classic Rachel.
Oh, yeah, great.
It's fun, you know?
Like a tear's rolling down her face.
Oh, great.
One tear drop.
Yeah, you got some good friends.
Yeah.
Really glad we decided
to move next door to that guy.
Out of all your friends.
You know,
just talk about last night.
So as far as the roast goes,
the homeschoolers were the meanest people
on the entire list.
Yeah.
I would say
the first huge laugh of the night
went to Catherine.
And the, I don't know,
I think the best performance of the night
went to our boy Tymon over here.
I know.
Thank you, thank you.
So, yeah, I guess recapping the roast,
I mean, it was, whatever,
you guys were here,
so you guys know what to do.
But just obviously people came up one by one
and when you do the roast,
obviously you roast Jake, but you also roast everybody else.
And so, I mean, Catherine was so, so nervous to go up there.
Isaac goes up there first.
Isaac.
And delivers a stand-up comedy routine.
Yeah.
No notes.
No notes.
I think Isaac and Steve, your dad, were the only ones with no notes, which is impressive in and of itself.
Yeah.
Especially Isaac.
I mean, Steve, yeah, sure, he's got time on his hands. No, I'm just kidding. But yeah, so Isaac goes first. He
does great. And then Catherine comes up and I'm like, okay, I think Catherine should go second.
You know, so because I knew she was going to be nervous, get it out of the way. Then she can enjoy
the rest of her time, which she was like, that was great. Thank you for doing that. But she had a joke that...
I don't think anybody saw it coming.
I think that's why it was so funny.
I don't remember.
Do you remember exactly how it was worded?
It was something like...
She was talking about timing, essentially.
It was a joke on timing.
I think that's what made it funny, too,
is because we all kind of have the preconceived notion
of the Catherine-Timon relationship.
And it's like, they probably don't know each other too well.
What is Catherine even going to say?
Probably not anything really, really mean. Surely certainly not and she kind of set it up that
way she's like i don't really know you that well here's what i do know about you you wanted to get
a perm and you don't know anything about football or sports and so i guess like i you know i respect
you or i don't know your parents are your parents uh and just ask them you know just how in the
world they could raise you without
even having a shred of masculinity in you.
And I think people just, just did not see it coming at all.
And there was a good like 10 seconds of laughter.
Yeah.
It was.
Yeah.
How'd you, how'd you feel?
Like, oh, it was, it was so unexpected.
It was the funniest thing I'd ever heard.
It was.
Yeah.
Because Tymon brought like, I don't know, 15 of his friends. Yeah. It was a funniest thing I'd ever heard. It was... Because Tymon brought like,
I don't know, 15 of his friends.
It was a ton of friends.
Alongside of his parents.
Luckily, I think I learned later
that his parents had left by the time
the roast started, which I did make
a joke about them, and so I was kind of glad to hear that.
But, yeah.
So you didn't see it coming.
No, not at all. Not from Catherine, especially.
Yeah, yeah.
But no, Catherine was so nervous.
Tymon was crazy.
Like, you guys were both nervous.
Yeah.
You know, Tymon's a performer at heart
and performed a lot last night.
Yeah.
But you said you were nervous about the roast.
I was so nervous about the roast.
I was not confident at all in my roasts.
And then I think it took 30 seconds of me being up there. And then I was like, oh, wait, I got so nervous about the roast. I was not confident at all in my roasts and then I think it took 30 seconds
of me being up there
and then I was like,
oh wait,
I got this.
You're like,
this feels good.
The thing feels pretty good.
Tymon brought down
the house,
I thought,
with comparing,
Rachel got some heat
last night.
Did you just say,
Rachel, I don't know, if you just straight up. I think I just straight up just say, Rachel?
I don't know.
I think I just straight up just said, Rachel, you look like a white Lori Lightfoot.
And then unbeknownst to any of us, Tymon had on the screen a picture of Lori Lightfoot.
And that was my favorite thing of the whole night, dude.
Just sweet little Tymon.
I'm sure he's going to be like, oh, Brad, you're not good at woodworking. Boom, dude. Just sweet little time. I'm sure he's going to be like,
oh, Brad, you're not good
at woodworking. Boom, roasted.
Rachel, you look like a white Lori Lightfoot.
No, but overall, I don't know.
Do you want us to go chronologically through the night
or how do you want to recap it?
Let's keep talking about the roast. Just finish it off there.
I feel like I was sitting there
and after Isaac, Catherine, and Tymon go,
I was like, they are so much more mean
than anything I've written down.
I know what's on my paper and it's so shallow.
Obviously, I'm not actually going to roast my friends.
I'll just talk about things that everyone knows on the podcast.
Tymon likes to smell horses or whatever.
Then I was like, dang,
I should have been way more mean.
Yeah, I don't think I had that problem.
You didn't. Yeah, I don't think I had that problem. I don't know. You didn't.
You didn't.
Yeah, but it was fun.
I honestly, you know what?
After everything that Tymon did last night,
I was literally sitting there in the middle of the roast
thinking like, man, we are not going to have Tymon
for much longer.
He is too talented to be a podcast producer.
He's going to be snatched up by somebody else.
We need to cherish it.
I was telling everyone this morning,
I was like, can I get a picture? I was like, make sure you get one with Tymon too. That's going to be snatched up by somebody else. We need to cherish it. I was telling everyone this morning, I was like,
can I get a picture?
I was like,
make sure you get one with Tymon too.
That is going to increase in value
quicker than I will.
So make sure.
Have I told that Johnny Manziel
flip-flop story on the podcast before?
No, no, no.
Basically, there was a guy,
a friend of mine
that worked at CannaCook with me.
Shout out CannaCook.
Same as Sin.
On your feet.
And he was a camper
back in the day with Johnny Manziel.
Johnny Manziel signed this kid's foot.
Who is Johnny Manziel, Brad?
Oh, he's a legendary football player, college football player.
Punk.
Shout out College Station Aggies back there.
Yeah.
Punk.
He is a punk.
And he was apparently a punk when he was a little seventh grader too.
And took my friend's flip-flop without my friend asking and signed his name,
Johnny Manziel, on it and gave it back to my friend.
He's like,
you're going to,
you're going to appreciate that someday.
It's going to be worth a lot of money.
And my friend's like,
no,
it's not.
And he like threw it out,
threw it in the trash can.
And later he's like,
wish I would've kept that.
So if you get the picture with time and keep that picture,
because someday he's going to be on Broadway or I don't know,
maybe on the roast stage.
I don't know.
Have them sign your flip-flop. Yeah. You have nothing else.
We had a few interesting outfits for the roast. Yeah.
Harrison was the first one to come out. And as we were changing,
I was telling people like, Hey, if you want to change in between,
we had a little intermission change for the roast. That'd be fun.
And Harrison's like, okay, yeah, yeah, I got it. I was like,
and we may be formal, but you don't have to be formal, whatever.
He's like, yeah, okay.
And I think the whole time he knew I'm not going to be formal.
I'm going to be dressing up like an Air Bud dog.
Yeah.
He comes out there, runs out there in his dog costume.
And a few times throughout the night I just look over at him.
And, like, he got roasted a few times.
He looked kind of sad, like a little sad puppy.
I was like, Harrison's a dog costume.
What's happening here so uh and then steve triplet uh forgot his pants uh so he wore yeah a great
suit with khaki shorts and it was very very perfect the gone brand for him so looked great
too yeah but yeah the roast was good that was the last part of the night went a little longer than
we were anticipating yeah all of it did our our That was the last part of the night. Went a little longer than we were anticipating.
Yeah, all of it did.
Our thought, like, to give you guys kind of a, yeah, behind the curtains,
is, like, we thought the whole thing was going to be over 9.30, maybe 10 o'clock.
So we do, like, the first act.
We're like, all right, we're going to take a brief intermission. I look at my clock, and it says 9.28, and I was like, oh, okay.
I think we were going to take a 20-minute intermission just to kill some time, basically.
And instead it was like, hey, let's hurry this thing up.
If that isn't just a perfect example of what every podcast episode is, too.
100%.
It's like, hey, my throat's really sore.
Let's just do like 45 minutes today.
Last week we did three podcasts in one day because we didn't want to do any this week.
Except for this one, of course.
And so we were like, and I told Jake, I was like, you know, just, yeah,
even if it's just 45 minutes, that's fine.
We get done with them, it's hour 15 or something like that.
So, yeah, that's a good point.
Last thing about the roast,
I feel like you should just give the people listening who weren't here this
weekend just a little glimpse of kind of how you would end some of your jokes.
You might be thinking, did Brad say, like, boom, roasted?
Did he have a little catchphrase?
Yeah, let me just pull up a joke real quick.
Yeah, basically I just did my, you know,
the war dogs laugh.
I can't find it.
Let's see if I can remember.
Make a joke about someone in the audience.
Okay.
What's your name in the Chiefs shirt, first of all?
Go Chiefs.
Brock.
Brock.
I don't know what to say for Brock.
My guy Brock.
Hey, Brock, I like your beard.
Does it come with a cool haircut, too,
that you forgot at home?
I don't know why that's so funny.
Oh, man.
It was just like, hey, I would just read it and be like,
I know that joke's not great.
I'm going to make that noise afterwards if people laugh at that noise.
Like, yeah, one of them was like, yeah, Isaac got a $600 espresso machine because he said the $800 one was out of stock.
Like, ah!
That was great, dude yeah i so another peel back the curtain kind of thing i decided or i had the idea of like maybe i'll do the whole thing in character as you know stantorini mccluskey you
know i i had that thought and i practiced it once yesterday and i could not keep that character for
the entire time it's a long time.
And so I was like, I'm just going to do that laugh instead.
I had the glasses in my pocket and I thought about pulling them out
and doing a joke as Santo Mac
and putting them down and doing a regular joke
and didn't end up doing it.
And sometimes, I love it when I'm just like,
a little quarter of a second,
I'm just like, eh.
It's like you're breathing.
Yeah.
So, anyway.
It was a nice touch.
We had fun with that, so.
But, yeah, the night as a whole went really well.
It went really long, but overall, big success.
Like, so many people this morning that we've talked to have been like,
it would have been worth it just coming to last night.
So, that's really cool to hear.
I'm glad everyone loved it so much.
We certainly, like, put the most time and preparation into last night. So that's really cool to hear. I'm glad everyone loved it so much. We certainly, like, put the most time and preparation into last night.
I mean, this is just easy.
This is what we do.
We've done 250 of these.
Whereas we've never done one of those before.
Yeah.
You know?
You said last night.
Tell them what you said afterwards.
The one thing.
The only thing you said.
Yeah.
Well, just, like, how, like, oh, we wish we could do this again.
Oh, yeah.
I was just, like, as we're gearing up do this again. Oh, yeah. I was just like,
as we're gearing up for this
and we're doing these run-throughs
and these rehearsals
and we're trying to get these lighting cues,
these music cues,
it's like,
it feels like we're building this show
to go take it on the road
and do 50 more of them.
But it's like,
we were doing it once
and for 170 of you.
Yeah, so,
but how fun is it someday
if we get to a point
where we could do this
that would be fun
in 50 cities
and now we've already
got a baseline of
magic tricks
yeah
absolutely
so yeah
it was a lot of work
and yeah today
because everyone's like
oh Jake
tomorrow's gonna be
a long day
you know with everything
that has to go on
I'm like
today feels like
it's gonna be so easy
compared to last night
like podcast
no problem
stand up shows
done it hang out with people talk to people talk to people yeah this is no problem absolutely but yeah you want to go through
last night yeah let's let's talk about uh the hiccups we had beforehand first is that okay
yeah early hiccups little little little poultry of the week if you will um so as we're like talking
through the show that we had we had had our point person for the venue.
And she was there.
She was helping us.
She was great.
And then somehow we figured out that we were like, okay, so we're going to show the video.
So we'll put the lights down for the video.
Or, oh, we need to put the lights down for this first song we did or something like that.
And she's like, oh, you guys didn't pay for that package.
We're like, to turn the lights off?
Genuinely.
She was like,
no, stage lights just have to be on the whole time.
And I think I saw that in the options of stage lights on.
And then the next package up was
professional performance recital.
It was the dance recital package.
And I was like, okay, we don't need the crazy lights.
We just need to be able to turn them off.
She's like, we're going to have to have another tech for that that and i don't think any other techs are available and i'm just
like that's a big deal like we we need the lights to be off uh and so i don't know if i charmed her
i think i just kind of just begged her more wore her down yeah i was just like oh we just that's
really big deal can you can you at least ask some tech people? I was there. You were pretty charming.
Was I?
Yeah.
I mean, I winked at her like 15 times.
But honestly, as we could think, a million different people for,
not a million, 25 different people for last night in the preparation.
But one of the biggest ones is shout out to Justin Orm.
Yeah.
A boy.
Yeah. Has done so much audiovisual stuff,
but specifically the only reason that we were able to turn off the lights last night
is because he was able to run the soundboard,
even though he wasn't quote-unquote supposed to,
while the other guy literally had to just come and press the button to turn on and off the lights,
and we paid this guy an hourly wage to do that.
I was like, surely, we're saving you energy.
Why would we have to?
Anyway, it was a wild thing.
It was amazing.
Like every 10 minutes, we found out a new thing
that was in the next package up.
It's like, man, tier three has got it all.
Because she would like ask like, all right,
you know, there's a digital sign out front.
If you want to email me, you know, the sign,
I'll put that there.
I was like, oh, great.
I'll email you.
And I'm here like, okay, what is your Wi-Fi?
She's like, you didn't pay for that package. I was like, all, great. I'll email you. Am I on here? Like, okay, what is your Wi-Fi? She's like, you didn't pay for that package.
I was like, all right.
I will hotspot it, I guess.
Yeah.
And then the, which I should, I feel, my only regret of last night is that I mentioned this
to you guys, but whatever.
Last night, one of the other things that was supposed to be a fun surprise was at the end
of, we did this whole pancake song.
We can talk about it later, but we were, Brad's mom made a bunch of pancakes.
200 pancakes.
My mom made 200 pancakes for the event.
Where's,
is my,
yeah,
mama,
right in the middle.
Yeah.
Give it up for mama.
And yeah,
it was going to be so fun
right at the chorus of that song
when we're all together.
Yeah.
Rachel,
Catherine,
and our friend Star,
we're going to come out in chef hats
and aprons
and be having pancakes and just throwing out pancakes.
Chucking pancakes.
It was going to be so fun.
Right before, doors are open, people are coming in.
What are those trays out there
with the foil on them?
I was like, oh, they're pancakes?
A couple hundred pancakes.
What are you going to do with them?
I was like, we're going to, I don't know.
People get hungry.
Turn off the lights, and yeah, you won't be able to see.
I was like, we're going to throw them out into the crowd.
And she's like, no outside food or drink, I'm sorry.
And so, did you just throw them away?
In the trash.
Yeah.
In the trash.
Yeah.
So, but, yeah, it was one of those things where it was like,
maybe we could just do it.
And I was like, no, she's already been lenient enough with us.
I don't want to get on her bad side.
But, yeah, it was kind of a bittersweet thing.
Because we did this song.
We're going all out of order here.
But we did, like, a song medley, Tymon and I did.
And that was fun.
And then at the end of it, Jake interrupts us and just basically was like,
what are you doing? You don't know what you're doing.
Let me help you. Did I come in at the right
time? I meant to ask you that. You did a great job.
That's the other thing. Most nervous thing I was about. Really?
Maybe. I don't know. We never
ran through it, really. It was just like,
they've been doing this rehearsal, all the songs
we're going to do, it's going to go from this song to this song
and then this song. And then at the end, we come back to Stand By
Me, and then Tymon is going to do a verse, and then after Tymon's verse, we do the chorus once, and then it's going to seem it's going to go from this song to this song and then this song and then at the end we come back to stand by me and then timon is going to do a verse and then after timon's verse
we do the chorus once and then it's going to seem like i go to another octave but i really need you
to cut me off before i get to whatever all that stuff like okay okay i don't leave brad off to
dry here well because the idea was like you know i'm going to try to yeah go up higher but then
i don't think i can hit that next high note so make sure you don't go too late.
So I think you came earlier so I don't ever hit the high note
but that was better than coming late.
I pulled up the lyrics of Stand By Me on the side
I was like, I just want to make sure.
Roast joke.
Oh yeah.
No, you did great.
Yeah.
The, well, there's so many things I want to talk about.
One, just real quick back on the woman from B&B.
Do we want to talk about... Oh, Harrison?
Yes.
Gotta, gotta talk.
Just tell the, just Harrison, man.
Harry sometimes is like, what'd you say that for, Harry?
I feel like he's grown out of this stage, but I guess not. So he shows up, it's
like 1 p.m. We're setting
up the B&B theater for the big grande
show, and we're all there. There's a big crew of us.
I'm going to try to give Harrison the best
benefit of the doubt I can, because he's not here.
So he walks in with all the merch for us. We're like,
oh, Harrison, what's up? Thanks for coming.
And there's, you know,
Evolve Videography, our camera guys.
Shout out to them.
Jensen and Tyler.
They've been great.
We'll talk about them more.
But they, so they're there.
Tymon's there.
Tymon's friends are there.
So it does probably look like a big crew of people.
And I don't know if Harrison thought the woman working for B&B was like with us.
Really, it doesn't excuse the behavior regardless.
A little bit, though.
Like, it's like, okay, maybe she's a ghostie, so I can, you know, poke fun at her.
So basically, he's just looking around.
He's like, oh, we're having a little work day here.
Everyone's working.
And this is, like, right after, like,
she had been, like, pretty lenient about, like,
okay, I guess we can turn down the lights for you.
And so, like, and then right after that,
we had brought in Chick-fil-A.
Yeah.
But we put it in, like, the dressing room.
She's like, no food in the dressing room.
Bring it out of there.
And so it's like, okay, this girl's a little bit on edge. And so put it in the dressing room and she's like, no food in the dressing room. Bring it out of there. So it's like, okay, this girl's a little
bit on edge. And so Harrison
comes in. And she's wearing
kind of like, I would say plaid pants.
Yeah. Kind of trendy
girl. Yeah. And Harrison just
walks in like, oh, having a little work day? Oh, working on our
pajama pants, I see.
Jake, you looked at Harrison like the most ups.
Like, you're going to be a great dad, because that look.
If I was your kid and you looked at me like that, I would never do that wrong thing again.
I will say.
You're just like, what are you doing?
I've never looked at someone that way before.
I've never been in an environment like that before.
Dude, why would you?
She can hear you.
I tried to change the subject. I was like,
oh, man. I'm going to be hot this weekend.
You feeling good about the roast, Harry?
And I do think right after that, he kind of
realized it after the face I gave him. He's like, sorry,
just in roast mode today. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Later, I was kind of talking to him. You
were talking to this girl. I was like,
she's a little bit on
edge. Don't make any jokes
with her right now.
He's like, oh, I had no idea.
So he definitely felt bad about it.
But you just never know with Harry.
The student from the hip every once in a while.
Oh, man.
That was pretty funny.
Go ahead.
The beginning of the show was fun.
So something that maybe,
I'd be interested to see if anybody knew this.
But at the very beginning of the show,
we play this video
that Andrew Thurbrush dominated the edit on, by the way.
Andrew's another unsung hero than I.
Andrew edited like 20 videos for us.
Maybe four, whatever.
Andrew killed it.
Yes.
And we were watching this video.
So Jake was on one side of the stage, offstage.
I was on the other. And right before the stage you know off off stage i was on the
other and right before the video started dj rumbo was playing which is so fun and we were just going
crazy dancing like because it was jake and scott on one side that i was on the other and we were
like gyric i mean scott was twerking on the side um did anybody could anybody, could anybody, you could? Really? You did?
Interesting.
Okay.
So I was like, no one can see us.
And so that's like the kind of the fun, like we're being ridiculous, but no one knows it.
But it sounds like a few of you had a fudge.
So whose side could you see?
Was it Scott?
Like you used to see Scott?
I think it was me and Scott.
I took my shirt off at one point.
So that was. You did? Yeah. I missed that. Did you see, was that you used to see Scott? I think it was me and Scott. I took my shirt off at one point. You did?
Yeah.
I missed that.
Was that you too, May?
Yeah.
Okay.
So fun.
Yeah.
So anyway, that was a fun, like, let's get hype for this thing.
Let's get wild kind of thing.
And the video was so fun.
It was just like a recap of, hey, here's kind of our lives, you know,
for the last, whatever, seven, eight years, up to the grande debut point.
And then we started out with, like, we did that, like, really, like, fun, hype song.
And then we, like, brought it down a little bit.
And Tymon and I and three of Tymon's Gen Z friends, we sang a quintet, I guess,
a little song.
And I think your boys killed it.
It was fun.
They did.
They did.
Yeah.
We practiced that song
earlier this week
and like, you know,
I know music okay.
I can play guitar.
But like the other four kids,
these kids brought
sheet music to this thing.
And they were like using like a pitch pipe on their,
you know, phone.
Huh, huh, huh.
You know, like figuring out like the right notes
and everything.
I was like, I think that we're going to do just fine.
That day you guys were rehearsing,
I didn't really need to be there,
but I was like, yeah, that'd be kind of fun to pop in.
And we were chatting about like,
yeah, this weekend's going to be so fun
and like excited for you guys to, you know,
get Bondi bowls. And a couple of times about, like, yeah, this weekend's going to be so fun, and, like, I'm excited for you guys to, you know, get Bondi bowls.
And a couple of times, friends were like, oh, we get acai bowls?
Yeah, yeah.
Freaking out.
I was like, oh, yeah, you guys like acai bowls?
Like, never had one.
Yeah.
It was.
It was, like, the most, like, sheltered kid video, like, thing ever.
Like, oh, I totally know what you guys are talking about.
That's amazing.
No, actually, I don't know anything about what it is,
but I can tell you want me to be excited, you know?
Yeah, so they were awesome,
and I think they had a lot of fun doing it.
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah.
There.
It's fun seeing Tymon and the dynamic with your friends because I think, like, Tymon's the man,
and I think his friends know Tymon's the man.
So, yeah, it's just fun hanging out with them.
Yep.
And then,
oh,
then we had Garrett host the night,
Garrett Perkins.
Shout out to him for...
Old guest.
Yeah,
he's the host,
or whatever,
co-hosting guest
with us a long time ago
on the podcast.
I got three hours of sleep,
three and a half hours of sleep.
And,
yeah,
he did a good job.
Came out,
did some games.
Yeah,
we did a few games. We did a newly some games. Yeah, we did a few games.
We did a newlywed game.
Rachel and I came in dead last.
I think we were the only people to get an answer wrong.
And yeah, some giveaways.
Hey, turns out airdrop,
not that easy.
Learned, so my bad.
That was a great idea.
Yeah, that was,
it seemed fun.
DJ Mikel, he was the one
who was like, yeah,
we do that at shows sometimes.
Like at the Dude Perfect show,
they do that.
So I was like, oh, that's so fun.
And I mean, I feel like it happens on
airplanes, you're at concerts, you're at job interviews.
It's so easy. You're getting some people you don't want.
Yeah, I was going to say, maybe there's too many people, but I mean, if he did it
in concerts. I don't know. I have the phone.
I have an iPhone, but it's only got the two cameras on it,
so maybe my phone's just a little bit
less than. I don't know. We should use your phone.
But yeah, it was
fun. And then we did a little
Whose Line Is It Anyway improv game. I will say, then we did a little whose lines in any way improv game
I will say one person
did a great job
and Elizabeth Virgil
tried her best
there she is
we were trying to be policemen
and it was like alright let's
shut the door
boom
no I gotta shut it harder boom It was like, all right, let's shut the door. Boom.
No, I got to shut it harder.
Oh, boom.
Yeah, it was funny.
Oh, we got to really slam this thing.
Boom.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It was great.
It was wonderful.
So thanks for volunteering and doing it.
Yeah.
Fun night.
It was great.
I don't know if this is next chronologically,
but just to get through,
the thing I was probably,
the second most thing I was nervous about was when I had to sing for the night,
the pancake song.
Yeah.
Fair.
Yeah.
So, which I kind of volunteered myself a little bit.
I was like, the way we're kind of doing it,
you know, I was like, hey, let me do this.
You guys don't know what we're talking about.
Which, let's just go backwards.
Basically, Tymon and Brad are doing these songs. I come out, interrupt them. I'm like, no, that me do this. You guys don't know what you're talking about. Which, let's just go backwards. Basically, Tymon and Brad are doing these songs.
I come out, interrupt them.
I'm like, no, that was terrible.
Do it this genre.
Do a country version.
They do that.
All right, no, do reggae.
Do Louis Armstrong.
Do punk rock.
Which people love the punk rock, I think.
Yeah, we got like, because you said,
you didn't just say punk rock.
You said like, you're mad at your stepdad
or something like that.
Oh, yeah.
You really cracked me up.
I broke character when you were like, get own video games dad yeah i don't know what kids say
their stepdads are there real dads yeah whatever and then this is all culminating where i just keep
coming out keep coming out eventually i was like you know what you guys don't know you're doing
let me do it and so this is the thing i i really put i was like it's just a little bitty thing but i want to try and do my best and brad and timon were so
helpful trying to first of all i don't know what a what a key is in music i just don't understand
that yeah like i know i know how notes work but keys your guess is mine yeah and so i sent brad
a voice memo as my audition i was like all right here's what i'm thinking he's like not bad but
the key is way off it's just not the right notes.
I mean,
it's the right tune.
Yeah.
And so they're teaching me
how to hit the right key
and so I'm practicing so much
the days leading up to it,
how I'm going to sing it
and Tymon is so helpful
off the microphone.
He is humming me
the first note
so I can like find it
and so I feel like
we set ourselves up
for success
and I hit that first note and everyone just laughs. So I was like find it. And so I feel like we set ourselves up for success and I hit that
first note and everyone just laughs.
So I was like, well,
there goes all my confidence.
I really lost steam
after that first sentence.
Oh man.
But I thought you regained composure pretty well.
Did I?
You regained the tune pretty well.
Mentally, I was like, it doesn't matter anymore.
Well, they're already laughing,
and that was not the goal for this part.
At the same time,
even if you hit all the right notes,
you were singing it in a super high pitch.
It's a funny...
Even if you nailed the song,
it's funny that Jake is singing this really high song.
You know what I mean?
I think you nailed it.
Yeah, I think you nailed it. You just, they were just.
Yeah.
I agree.
Yeah!
I will tell you who nailed it.
My favorite part of the night was then,
the second chorus comes in
and then Tymon does
the Charlie Puth part.
Does it a little better
than I did.
Oh, dog.
Oh.
So good.
Should Tymon do
a little bit of it?
Just real quick.
Just acapella?
Should I find the lyrics real quick?
Wait.
Okay, yeah.
Pancake version or a real version, you think?
Oh, pancake version.
Oh, okay.
What's the version we know?
It's been a long time since breakfast happened.
And I need some energy to get this party started.
Wow.
Get this party started. That. Get this party started.
That was fun.
Goosebumps.
On command.
On command.
That's amazing.
It was so fun.
Yeah.
I love just watching it.
Yeah.
Listening to it.
It's just so fun
to have a new toy.
You know,
time is like,
it's like,
what can we do with time?
What can we do?
Whoa, whoa.
Not like that. not like that.
Ah, ah, ah.
No.
Come on, yeah.
Yeah, what can we do with Tymon here, you know,
that we couldn't do when it was just me and Jake, so...
New toy.
Yeah, a lot of people made fun of us for, like,
yeah, you know, Isaac's getting older,
so he had to find another one, so...
You know, hanging out with Tymon, you know?
That was funny.
Isaac last night in his roast was like, I already had
jokes prepared about how Brad likes to hang out with younger
boys. He's like, I didn't even know you were going to start off doing
a song with four of them.
He's like, that works perfect.
Oh, man.
Yeah. Other parts of the night,
Jake the Great came out.
Oh, boy.
That was...
The way I was performing, it might have looked like I was actually coming out. Oh, boy, did he.
The way I was performing,
it might have looked like I was actually coming out.
More ways than one, brother.
Yeah.
The night before, I had the idea.
I was like, Rachel, what if you, like,
do a little makeup on?
I don't know.
That just seems like on brand.
She's like, what are you thinking?
And I was like, this is probably an outdated reference for you,
but I'm like, American Idol, Adam Lambert. you, but I'm like American Idol Adam Lambert.
That's what I want.
And we Googled him. He's changed a little
bit. So this is like 2010
Adam Lambert. But so we
practiced it two nights ago and I
was such a little wimpy baby boy
when we were practicing because I don't have
contacts. I've never like
done anything with my eyes before.
So this is like my first time and she's just drawing on my eyeball and pretty much right on my eyeball underneath it.
Did not enjoy the sensation at all.
And Rachel was just like, hey, come on, suck it up.
You know, I'm like, I don't want it anymore.
Right.
Just do one eye.
Yeah.
And then that was our compromise.
But then last night, I feel like the adrenaline was going a little bit and we were in a hurry.
So I was just, yeah, she was just going nuts. Yeah. Yeah, painted me up around the eyes. And I going a little bit and we were in a hurry. She was just going nuts.
Painted me up around the eyes and I had a little
cloak.
Rachel also yesterday or whenever that was was like,
hey, do you want me to go get a magic hat, like a top hat?
I was like, oh yeah, that'd be great.
She goes to Party City. They're going out of
business so it's 90% off.
But they are cleaned out.
She's like, they didn't have any more hats. As she's leaving
Party City, she drives over a nail and gets a flat tire.
So she's like, but I walked to Hobby Lobby for you and I got you a fedora.
I was like, yeah, Adam Lambert.
That makes sense.
2010, yeah, likes the fedora look.
But yeah, so I came out and did a few magic tricks as best I could.
I didn't do any talking.
Brad found, he had the idea to do it to the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire theme music.
It was so awesome.
It was so fun.
It's a good magic song.
So yeah, I did a few tricks.
And then, yeah, the part at the end.
So I figured a lot of people who listen to the podcast, they've heard of Emily and Gunnar,
may not know what they look like, but definitely probably don't know that Emily has an identical twin.
And so the goal was like somehow make Emily disappear,
make her twin reappear.
We get to B&B Theater yesterday at noon
and like on the stage,
it's just a trap door already there.
I was freaking out.
I was like, there's a trap door already here.
This is great.
This is way better than what I was going to do.
And so-
Tell them what you were going to do.
And you guys like make sure you would have been you were going to do. And you guys,
like, make sure you would have been, like,
shocked for hearing it.
First of all,
we have some connections
to some magicians.
Yeah.
So I'm hitting all them up,
like, hey,
what's the best way
to make someone disappear?
You know, whatever.
And...
For a magic trick,
I promise.
Oh, I didn't even
think about that.
I did not even
think about that.
Anyway, well, that kind of explains it.
None of them texted me back.
And I'm following up, and I'm getting shorter each time.
When I first text them, I'm like, hey, man, I know you're busy.
This is probably annoying to get a text like this,
but I see 10 minutes of your time.
I don't get a text for two days.
Hey, man, I'm willing to knock it down.
I see five minutes of your time.
Still couldn't get a text back.
And so anyway, I'm like, I guess it's on me to figure out
how to make someone disappear.
So my plan,
my thought was,
all right,
we'll use a comforter
and then,
because it's kind of thick
and bundly up
and basically,
Emily's petite
and I'll just kind of
throw the comforter up
and like back on her
and if she,
you know,
gets real small,
you might not even know
there's a person
underneath there.
That's how comforters
kind of fall
on their own.
And I told Jake, I was like,
that would work with Hattie.
But not a room
full of adults.
Hattie would have been like, oh, Bo would have been like,
how did Mr. Jake do that?
Mr. Jake made Miss
Emily disappear.
Just a lump.
Like, whoa!
And that was kind of the thing
I would put all this pressure on myself
like I really hope
the magic tricks go well
and it's like
you know what
I think they know
I don't do this full time
I also think they know
that it's not real Matt
like it's not really
making her disappear
that's part of the code
anyway so yeah
the trap door was clutch
and I had a couple people
this morning
not like necessarily
asking me how I did it
but they were a little
confused. So did anybody
not know until just now that Emily was
an identical twin? See?
No way. So you guys were
truly like, how'd that happen?
Fun. Okay.
That's good. I may not be around much longer.
I know.
Everyone's leaving me. Jake, Tymon, everybody.
Jake the Great's going on the road.
Anyway, let's talk about some people who helped make this possible.
Yes.
You want to start off with Cozy Earth?
Yeah, sure.
They're back.
We have some giveaways.
Yes, Cozy Earth's back.
We have some giveaways.
If you guys know Cozy Earth, you love Cozy Earth.
You know what I mean?
I'm trying to find this ad rate, okay?
No, but Cozy Earth, yeah, Cozy Earth. You know what I mean? I'm trying to find this ad read, okay? No, but Cozy Earth, yeah.
They make craft luxury goods.
They make really comfortable sheets,
really comfortable clothes.
Anybody bought Cozy Earth yet?
Anybody out there?
Okay, good ad read.
Oh, yeah.
Somebody's, oh, Angie Coop.
Angie Coop, yeah.
And just a quick thumbs up or thumbs down, Angie.
Thumbs up.
She loves it.
Two, three, four.
Whoa.
Holy cow.
Steve likes it too.
Yes.
Truly the most comfortable bed sheets I've ever owned.
They're nice.
And I've owned some bed sheets, ladies and gentlemen.
I've gone for the t-shirt, you know, the route, you know, those ones.
I wanted to try and do a magic trick last
night that was Cozy Earth sponsored,
but I was like, one, they're not going to know. I would have to
write in Sharpie, this is a Cozy Earth
sheet, and so I figured we'd just
talk about it today. That'd be better. Sure, absolutely.
We have something to give away.
We gave away one set last
night. Yes. Who was that? Oh, is it
DeVry? The Douds, yeah. Yes, okay, okay, okay. They also gave us some socks. I think we just throw last night. Yes. Who was that? Oh, that's a debris? The Dowds. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. They also
gave us some socks. I think we just throw
those out. Yeah. Unless...
Do you want socks? No.
Okay. I mean, I do.
But I think some of them are kind of pinkish.
I guarantee you those are like the most...
And it's wintertime. I do want those socks
actually. The fall is coming and
those socks are going to be wonderful.
Yeah. Just throw them out. Who would want some Cozy Earth socks? going to be wonderful. Yeah, just throw them out.
Who would want some Cozy Earth socks?
Oh, look, now everyone wants some Cozy Earth.
Yes. Where can I get some? Right to my mom.
Yeah, pass it down. Let's go, Josh.
Yeah.
Get all the way to the back.
I want to see you do it.
Lefty.
Nice, Jeff!
All the way in the back. For the people that are watching or listening to this.
Actually, Justin, the sound booth.
Yeah.
They're great.
They even have some t-shirts and everything that are
the softest things that I feel like man can make
at this point in time.
Yeah, totally.
Good sleep shirts as well.
Great everyday shirts, yes.
No, but if you don't know Cozy Earth, they have a 10-year warranty with all their products.
They also have been on Oprah's favorite things list.
How many years in a row?
Anybody know?
Just yell it out.
Five.
Somebody said seven.
You're wrong.
It's five.
No, five years in a row, though.
Oprah's favorite thing is Cozy Earth.
So check them out.
They're offering a 35% discount to anybody who uses the code GRKC.
Pretty decent.
And let's just say that people at the Grand Nouveau got a little bit of a better discount if they're in the VIP.
Yes, they did.
Cozy Earth is hooking it up.
Do we have some kind of trivia,
or what do you want to do to give out this queen bed sheet set?
Yeah.
It's not only the sheets, the fitted sheet, and two pillowcases.
Ooh.
I know.
Pillowcases or something else.
I know it sounds crazy,
but there's something special about pillowcases.
Okay.
And the bag.
Catherine can't get over the bag that it comes in.
She loves that almost as much as anything.
Show them the bag.
Whoa.
Just a great bag.
Such an excited crowd.
I love it.
Whoa.
Oh, no way.
You can hold some things in there.
That's a bag right there, man.
All right.
How should we give this away?
Throw it.
Throw it.
To the back.
I don't know.
Let's, hmm.
Tymon, what were you going to say?
Every time.
Yeah.
I don't know. When is Tymon's what were you going to say? Every time. Yeah. I don't know.
When is Tymon's birthday?
Whoa.
Can anyone find that out?
Yeah.
Find that out.
He's just going to every day.
Oh, he's just going all the way.
Yeah.
Maybe that's too hard.
Oh, it's in May.
Whoa.
How do you know that?
This is a bad idea.
I haven't heard it yet.
17?
17?
15.
I said 15.
15?
Okay, okay.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'll give it to Ann Marie.
Ann Marie Riley in the back was saying 15? Okay, okay. I don't know. I don't know. I'll give it to Anne Marie. Anne Marie Riley in the back was saying 15.
Okay, cool.
I don't know.
Anne Marie's from Kansas, so I'll give it to her.
Chuck, come on down.
Yeah, come on down.
Sorry, boys.
That was a bad idea.
Whoopsie-daisy.
All right.
Shout out Facebook.
Okay.
Nice.
Oh, you did go look it up on Facebook.
Okay.
Well, that's kind of what I had in mind then.
Good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good, good, good.
Oh, fun.
Okay.
CozyEars.com.
CozyEars.com.
Probably Goodyear Goodyear.
Probably Goodyear Goodyear.
What do you guys want to talk about?
Anything more from last night?
Any surprises?
Any disappointments? Let's see.
We got to turn off the lights, which is dope.
Small things that I loved. Just small favorite
things of the production from my
point of view. I love
the... At the very beginning
of the roast, we did, we had Andrew Thurber do a video, and he put the, you know, the office
boom roasted thing in there at first, and then he made like our own version of the office theme song
with all the roasters in there, and I don't know why, but I loved that. Like at the very beginning,
it was like a little footage of the Chiefs parade, and there was just a footage of
all of us, you know, at different points points that was a small little detail that i loved uh another
detail i loved timing and i during our medley we sang the song steal my girl by one direction yeah
and we sing like it's like two parts of this verse and the second part like we harmonized
yeah and i don't know why but i love that part so fun um yeah i don't know i want to hear some
more about your thoughts about just the night in general
timing. I don't know. I've just been
thinking like, how did I
go from DMing Jake randomly
like however many months ago? I didn't even
know about Ghost Runners. I'm going to find it.
Keep talking. And then now it was last
night on stage, which was just
so cool. Yeah. Yeah.
I don't know. It was just, it
went, like I was pretty nervous.
It was so much more fun than I expected.
Like, I was expecting, okay, maybe it'll go
like well, but it was just so
enjoyable the whole time. It was great.
Yeah. I mean, yeah. Timon was the
star of the show. Obviously, you guys
didn't come for Timon, but you stayed for Timon,
I think, so.
No, yeah. I don't know. Any other
little details from you? I found Timon's original DM to me. Okay. Oh, I'm so. No, yeah. I don't know. Any other little details from you?
I found Tymon's original DM to me.
Okay.
Oh, I'm scared.
No, it's good.
It's good.
I wouldn't read it if it was embarrassing.
Wait, is it going to be a, let's think about how you're going to greet Jake.
Are you going to say, hey, Jake?
Or, hello, Jake.
Hi, Mr. Triplet.
Salutation.
I think you're just going to say, I don't think you're going to address him by name.
It's just going to say, hey, comma.
Okay.
Okay.
Tywin, can you remember?
What do you think he said?
What's your style?
I probably referred to you by name,
but that's all I, I don't know.
Okay.
Not bad.
Hello, Jake.
Hey, what's up, Jake?
Oh, what's up?
Okay.
Vernacular.
Vernacular.
That's good.
Yeah.
Not bad.
I'm Tywin Emsh.
That's how I would read it. I'm Tymon Emch. That's how I read it.
I'm Tymon Emch.
And that's why you need to try it.
It's always new.
I'm Tymon Emch.
I'm a big fan of your comedy stuff.
I'm a videographer, editor.
I live in Kansas City.
I just want to let you know
I'd love to be a part of your shoots
for your jean shorts
or whatever videos you work on.
Helping hand, filming, editing. I don't know if you guys are looking for any be a part of your shoots for your jean shorts or whatever videos you work on. Helping hand,
filming, editing.
I don't know if you guys
are looking for any help
in this area.
If you're all covered,
just thought I'd reach out.
I'd love to be involved.
Always looking for experience
and meeting new people.
I tell you,
got that last night.
Yeah, check and check.
Feel free to email or text
if you ever think of it.
Just let me know
if you're all good.
Don't need help.
That's totally fine too.
Okay, well,
I was going to skip over that.
Crying laughing emoji
is in there.
But then, I mean...
He's just typing it like...
Maybe you're all covered.
He might be all covered, you know?
Oh, God.
It is funny.
People can be that way.
Sometimes people are all covered, and it's hilarious.
It's hilarious.
Just completely covered up, and you think she disappeared over somewhere else.
Big comforter.
Yeah.
But they just put signed, Tymon, then his email.
Signed?
He said signed. Oh, sorry, sorry.
Dash, Tymon, his email, and his phone number.
That's a great DM.
That's a great way to shoot your shot.
That was nice.
Thank you.
And my response was nothing.
I don't think I saw it until two months later.
Then he replied to the story of our Chiefs Parade video and said, this is the best video I've ever seen.
And so I saw that.
And I was just like, dude, I'm so sorry I didn't see your earlier message.
And let's go get coffee.
There you go.
The rest is history.
That was like February, I think.
Pretty fun.
That's quick. Yeah. February to now yep I think pretty fun that's quick yeah
February to now
yeah
man
man it's fun
pretty fun
this is a non-Granny Boo story
but just I feel like
surely this has happened
to you and Catherine
at some point
so this is like a few nights ago
I think we
Rachel and I went
and hung out with the Duckworths
we were practicing our magic
and we were going over
everything
this is when Emily was like
alright now drop to the ground we were practicing that but we left there pretty late and rachel really
wanted some andy's so we go to andy's frozen custard it's high screen place we go to this
andy's and we're like oh there's a whataburger in the same parking lot rachel's like i still
want andy's i was like okay go get andy's then we go to whataburger because i want some whataburger
all of a sudden i get uh so i am starting to order and i think when we're in the line rachel
says something like,
at least what I hear is like,
and can I get like a couple nibbles of yours?
Or whatever.
I was like, yeah, yeah, that's great.
I'm just locked in.
I'm not really hearing everything she's saying.
And so I order two honey butter chicken biscuits for me.
Rachel's got her Andes.
We don't, we wait till we get home.
As soon as we get home and sit down,
Rachel just digs into the bag,
gets out a biscuit and just scarfs it down before I ate mine.
And you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What is this?
And I just kind of waited until she got done.
And I was like, did you enjoy that?
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
How was that nipple, huh?
And Rachel would probably tell the story a different way, but she was also mortified that she ate my biscuits.
Oh, I ate your biscuits.
I was like, I thought you had Andy's.
And I was like, this just seems like something
that Brad and Catherine have definitely went through.
I can only remember one time, and it didn't happen again.
I'll tell you that much.
And you know what?
Now that I remember it, it was Whataburger as well.
Really?
We had flown into Dallas.
We were visiting her family and picked us up and we were like you guys hungry?
I'm like is the Pope Catholic?
and
let's go to Whataburger
we don't have those in Kansas City yet
and we pick it up and
I think she just orders a burger I order a meal
which comes with fries and
she's just having a conversation with her brother
who picked us up and literally ate all the
fries before I had any.
And I said, excuse me, like, what are you doing?
And never again.
Never again.
Never again.
We went to counseling for three years and then we were all right.
Yeah, that's good.
No, but yeah.
Whataburger is kind of the gateway to counseling.
I feel like you go there.
I guess so, yeah.
Yeah.
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so uh i've we forgot to do something last night that i want to do now oh yeah you want to right
now i do it's fun um if i can pull it up i think i can pull it up on my phone um so we had you all
send in selfies of yourselves um and we were going to do a a roast a selfie roast um of you guys
kind of to start the night off like garrett i don't garrett went rogue a decent roast of you guys, kind of to start the night off. Like, Garrett went rogue a decent amount of times.
Yeah.
I was like, what are you doing here, Garrett?
But one of them was, yeah, he was supposed to read off
and, like, kind of start the night by making fun of all the ghosties.
That way you wouldn't feel bad about us or laughing at us
when we're making fun of each other.
And so, yeah, I want to do that now because we didn't do it last night.
So let me pull up this slideshow.
Yeah.
We got ghosty, ghosty roasties.
Um, so do you have it pulled up as well?
You want to just go back and forth?
Sure.
And, and we didn't do everybody.
So sorry.
Um, we send our regards.
No.
Yeah.
So the first one up is,
I met her last night from Washington,
Yasmin.
Yasmin Luthra.
Yasmin, you studied abroad
and you want people to ask about it,
is what you look like.
It's kind of hard now that I've met some of these people.
Anyway.
Next up is Josh Katz.
Where are you at?
Oh, what's up, dude? I haven't even seen you yet.
Josh Katz.
Guy that woke up at 4 a.m. and told you about it.
Then we got Elizabeth Virgil
in the house.
Make some noise. Boom, boom.
Boom, boom.
Elizabeth Virgil, she decorates a little too much
for Christmas.
One of those kinds.
Next up, Russell Wells.
Where you at? Let's talk, dude.
Russell Wells. Most likely
to ask people, what's so funny?
Like, what's so funny, dude?
What are you laughing at? I don't get it.
What's going on over here, dude? What are you laughing at? I don't get it. I don't, like, what's going on over here, dude?
Okay, next up, we got Mr. Scott Peck in the flesh.
Scott Peck is most likely to cry after a game
named after a preserved cucumber.
Next up, I believe, Brandon Faulkner.
Is that who's next?
Yes.
Okay.
Brandon's Coffee Corner. Brandon's Coffee Corner.
Brandon always has an emergency supply of beef jerky.
Just seems like something he'd have.
Doesn't he just look like a beef jerky guy, right?
Jason Morse.
I've seen you five times, but I haven't talked to you yet, my man. Thanks for coming. Jason Morse, I've seen you five times but I haven't talked to you yet, my man.
Thanks for coming. Jason Morse,
congratulations, you just won the contest for
best dressed on wear your janitor's outfit
to work day.
Next is
Todd Porter, which is great
because I just met your wife for the first time
so this is going to work out great.
Todd Porter, this picture is cropped
because he doesn't wear the pants in the family.
Next up, we got my man, Jacob Brumfield.
We thought that he looked like a high school theater teacher
who asks kids for their Snapchats.
Next up, looks like, once again, we have Scott Peck again.
And this time, he puts ketchup on his steak.
Jacob Brumfield's brother, Josh Brumfield in the house. Josh Brumfield's brother Josh Brumfield in the house.
Josh Brumfield is most likely to greet you when you walk in by saying,
guess they just let anyone in here.
Next, Lindy and
Arena. Is that how you say that?
Arena.
Arena.
Rose has a hard name
to pronounce.
Excited for their AP English homework.
Don't they just look like the responsible kids at school?
I mean, Wuthering Heights is actually a classic.
Like, it's going to be fun, I think.
Danny Parkhurst.
Danny Parkhurst looks like the mean girl in high school that became a nurse.
Next is Garrett Birdwell,
which I've spent a good amount of time speaking and talking to him
and learning that he is in law enforcement.
So, see how this goes.
Garrett Birdwell was a bully when he was eight.
Jesse Platner, my man, congratulations.
You look like an Amish refugee.
Looks like, once again, we have Scott Peck.
Scott Peck on his way to watch Top Gun for the ninth time.
Yeah.
Oh, Alvaro Esquin.
This is my favorite one.
My man.
Congratulations. You are, if one. My man. Congratulations.
You are, if Mr. Beast were Latino,
you won't believe what happened there.
Aw.
That might be my favorite one, too.
My favorite joke of the whole weekend.
Yeah, that one's good.
All right.
Next up, Delaney McDowell.
Cute picture.
Delaney McDowell.
Our big slug-a-like.
Next up, this is a new one for us.
Scott Peck.
Dots his eyes with hearts.
He's roasted Scott the whole time.
Next up,
we have Sydney and Obed Lera.
First date was to
Arby's and the rodeo.
Oh!
We nailed it.
I love it. We knew it. You don't hear a lot of girls shout. I love it.
You don't hear a lot of girls shout,
I love Arby's. That's rare.
Special breed.
Haley Kuntz and her mom, Laura.
Laura Corral.
This is a first-year teacher
and the librarian who took her under her wing.
No, this is my favorite one.
You like this one?
Yeah.
And they're not even here tonight.
Go ahead.
It's a bummer I have to say this one.
I'll do it.
Okay, yeah, you do it.
This was her birthday last night, too.
We forgot to.
This is Megan Algy.
We just put ugly last name, uglier baby.
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! put ugly last name, uglier baby.
It's a joke because that's like the cutest baby you've ever seen.
Obviously a cute baby.
And I sent it to her husband
before he had like, is this too far?
He's like, no, that's great. Do it.
Her husband's the one who I golfed with
as Clem.
Full circle. I like this next one. Alright, next, that's great. Do it. Her husband's the one who I golfed with as Clem. Full circle.
I like this next one.
All right, next is Angela Birdwell.
And Angela looks like she is knee-deep in Mary Kay.
Laura Vanderwood?
Yeah?
Okay.
Your friend is most likely to be made fun of by Trey Kennedy.
Lattes and selfies.
Next is Scott Peck.
Scott Peck thinks it's his podcast.
My podcast, my podcast.
And last...
No, we have a few more here.
Paul Bryant Holyfield.
He was voted most likely to look just like his name.
Incredible.
Incredible name.
It's a strong name.
It's fantastic.
I think this is our last one.
Cute photo.
We've got Scott Peck.
He thinks,
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It is butter.
That's it.
That's all of it.
Yeah.
Okay.
What's up, Ghosties? Gotta pause episode real quick uh to tell you about something well
first of all a quick story uh you know this this live podcast episode it's it's awesome it was
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And I was like, oh, that's all right.
We'll just power through, do another one.
And then Brad texted me.
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I was like, oh yeah, that's a great point.
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Next up, I think we're going to do some schmores soon.
Let's bring up the man of the roasted hour, Scott Peck.
Come on up, Scotty boy.
Come on up.
While Scott's coming up, I'll just tell a quick story.
After the 4 p.m. show today, the plan is to go to Sinzetti's.
I was telling my Uncle John, Coach, who's going to be in town this weekend.
That's my coach!
Come to Sinzetti's with us, coach!
I was telling him, I was like, yeah, you should go to the 4 p.m. show.
You should go to Sinzetti's.
He's like, what is Sinzetti's?
I was like, it's this all-you-can-eat Italian buffet.
And he goes, good God.
It was the best response to telling someone about Sinzetti's.
And I could totally hear him.
That's exactly it.
Yeah.
Oh, you've been here five seconds. My podcast, my podcast. best response to telling someone about Sinzettis. And I can totally hear him. That's exactly it. Yeah.
You've been here five seconds.
My podcast.
So Coach might be at Sinzettis later.
Okay. Fun. He's excited.
Yeah, so I've learned, Scott, you have to kind of keep this parallel with the thing.
Yeah, there you go.
Scoot in close to me, though, because the camera's
this way.
Tricks of the trade, guys.
Parallel.
Scotty, welcome.
Did you have fun last night?
I had a blast.
My throat hurt.
I was laughing so much.
Oh, really?
It was good.
You're laughing in falsetto.
Yeah, so.
Because my throat hurts, too.
Scott did a great job.
Shout out to Scott and Sam, his wife, for helping out with the goodie bags.
Yeah.
That was nice.
If you have yet to get a goodie bag, but you're in VIP,
they are in the back. So grab those before you leave.
Several, I think like
15 left, maybe. Wow.
We didn't announce like, hey,
the goodie bags are here. So check those out before you leave.
They're right next to the merch. So if you want to
pay more money to us, you can.
So Jake, you want to
explain how the schmores are going to work?
You want me to explain?
You explain.
Okay.
So it's interactive s'mores this week.
Ghosties.
So if you guys pull out your phones, Justin put it on there.
We have a QR code here, which I was worried if it was going to be big enough for you guys to scan.
I think it's going to be fine.
But also there's this bit.ly slash s'mores.
It's a URL, so you can do it either one. But basically what it is is if you go to this website,
Scott has already answered his answers on there for our topic.
But you guys can also add your own answers.
And it's just interactive live.
You guys can vote on as many of them as you want.
And basically we're just going to go down the line.
We're going to pick our picks.
And Scott's going to pick whatever is the highest voted on
does that make sense?
so add your own in there
look at Scott's
make fun of Scott's
getting to pick Schmores with me is like
painting the Sistine Chapel with Michelangelo
something like that
the audience is like wow we get to be a part of Schmores
but your liaison is Scott
the goat so the Schmores topic this week is the audience is like, wow, we get to be a part of Schmorrs, but your liaison is Scott. Yeah, baby.
The goat.
So the Schmorrs topic this week is things you'd want with you on a desert island.
Yeah, things you want to bring with you.
Like if you've got four things to bring with you.
Yes.
These would be the four things you'd bring.
Tymon, I haven't mentioned that we're doing this yet.
Yeah.
But you're going to do it with us.
Okay, cool.
We'll have Tymon go last. We'll have time and go last.
You'll do just fine, Tymon. You'll do just fine.
I like that you had the chance to tell him back here
and you did it.
I love Tymon.
I'm trying to have a hard time thinking of water.
I'm trying to create under pressure.
Let's have Scott go third.
Scott slash the ghosties.
Let's have Jake, Brad, Scott, Tymon.
Also, can we just mention real quick,
have you seen the voting from last week?
The biggest landslide victory I've ever had
in Schmores school supplies.
You killed it.
You deserved that.
Who won the week that I was on a couple weeks ago?
I think you won.
Hello.
Scott's your liaison.
I don't remember. Me, Brad Brad Scott Tymon yes that's the list okay things I'd want to bring on a deserted island I'm gonna go with um
just start off with a like a like a fire starter kit okay just to feel like I watched cast away
a lot and I think he was pretty jazzed when he made the fire.
Fire starter kit.
I looked on Amazon.
They have things that are kits, so that's specifically what I would bring.
Would you still, even though you have the kit, would you still freak out on Castaway?
I have created fire!
Every time.
I've been on the island 30 seconds and I make fire and I'm just freaking out.
I did it!
I don't care.
I'm trying to make a fire
in the fireplace
and every time it like
is getting roaring,
I feel so good about myself.
You start beating your chest
like Tom Hanks.
Okay.
I'm going to try
a different strategy here.
I'm on a cold streak with s'mores.
So my strategy
is going to be more like,
hey, we're on this island.
We're not getting off of here.
We're just going to survive
this bad boy.
And we're going to enjoy our time doing it. And so I mentioned it earlier, and people
oohed and aahed about pillowcases. I want a pillow. I want a pillow on this island.
Because listen, I can sleep fine. I can fashion together a sheet, a blanket of sorts, I'm sure.
Find a big leaf.
But I will not find a good pillow.
And all I need to sleep well, I could sleep on this stage tonight if I had a nice pillow.
So I'm just going to write down nice pillow with cozy earth sheets.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Or nice pillow with a cozy earth pillow cover.
Is that the right thing?
Yeah.
Okay, Scott.
People have been voting?
People have spoken. Okay. I feel like half of them are not taking? Yeah. Okay, Scott. People have been voting? People have spoken.
I feel like half of them are not taking it seriously.
That's great. Welcome to the podcast.
The top voted answer I'm going to save for number four because I know none of these guys
are going to pick it. That's going to be my ace in the hole.
My number one pick is
literally any kind of ball.
Just a ball to have
on the island with you to just make up games,
play games,
keep yourself entertained.
Hopefully,
one of the things
you're bringing
is like a friend
to do it with.
No, you can't do it
with a friend.
Let me just,
let me throw it
against a tree
and it'll bounce back
and I'll try and catch it.
Growing up,
did you like play baseball
with yourself
in the backyard ever?
Oh, sure.
I know that sounds ridiculous,
but like throw it up
and then run after
and catch it.
Yeah, 100%.
Yeah.
I had a ball as well and I was definitely going to pick it, and I thought no one else
is going to pick it.
Was that yours, or was that one of the ghosties submissions?
That was one of mine.
Okay, good job.
That's high voted.
But yeah, you have a ball.
You know how many games you can invent on a deserted island by yourself?
That's true.
I've said before on the podcast, if I ever am in solitary confinement, I'm going to
ask for a ball.
Yeah.
That's all you need.
That's fun.
Yeah.
I hear you. ask for a ball. That's all you need. I have two seconds to think of these.
Supplies to make some
sort of solar-powered
water
thing that goes in the ground.
I've seen this before.
It's like, yeah, dig in the ground. Toilet water. I've seen this before. It's like, yeah,
dig in the ground. It
evaporates water and water supply.
If we're just going to assume I'm trying to
survive. Solar-powered
in-ground water supply.
Write that down. Word for word.
Write down supplies to make some
sort of water thing. Sure.
Okay.
Yeah, good luck with the emoji on that one, Madison. Yeah, good. Okay, and you get another thing. Sure. Okay. I even love the emoji on that one. Yeah, good luck with the emoji
on that one, Madison.
Yeah, good.
Okay, and you get another pick.
Okay.
A Bluetooth speaker.
Oh.
What are you connecting to?
Listen to some music.
And I guess we're just going to assume
I also have a way to play music.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And charge it.
Yeah, and yeah.
So a phone, a charger,
Bluetooth speaker. Just all the rest of my answers. No, yeah. And charge it. Yeah, yeah. So a phone, a charger, Bluetooth speaker.
Just all the rest of my answers.
No, yeah, a Bluetooth speaker, a way to listen to music.
Okay.
For the first couple hours.
That's good.
It's going to be awesome.
What would you, if you had one hour to listen to Bluetooth music,
and you know it's going to die after that,
what would you be listening to? Yeah, maybe the last music you ever hear.
That's a good question.
EDM for sure.
Reggaeton.
I don't know.
My current big song that I just like,
I'll just like, I just envelop myself in it is
Fix You by Cody Fry.
Oh, sure.
Cody Fry is good.
Check him out.
It's really good.
That's a good word.
Cody Fry.
Cody Fry.
Okay.
All right, Scott slash Ghosties.
All right. Next pick is a knife word. Yeah. Cody Fry. Cody Fry. Okay. All right, Scott slash ghosties. All right.
Next pick is a knife or machete.
Machete.
Okay.
So I can hunt.
Had it on my list.
So I can chop wood.
You feel pretty good about your ability to do that?
I think I could chase down an animal with a knife.
You think so?
And if I don't know immediately, give me a month on the island and I'll figure it out.
You think you would chase it down or would you try to learn how to throw it?
I'd do anything that I could. You think you would chase it down or would you try to learn how to throw it? I'd do anything
that I could.
I would try to chase it down.
I would try to hide
maybe under a comforter
and then pop out.
Good spot.
They'll never know.
Pop out, slay.
Slay.
Slay.
Yes, pig.
Rabbit, come here.
Slay.
Slay.
Thanks for your contribution
to life.
Great for slay. Okay. your contribution to life. Great fruit for slay.
Okay.
No, I would try throwing, hiding, actively chasing, dropping out of a tree maybe.
Ooh, idea.
You start to domesticate an animal, teach it how to play fetch with the ball.
And then say, hey, Charles, sorry, I'm hungry.
This is your last game of fetch.
Yeah, this is your last game of fetch. Yeah, this is your last game of fetch.
Okay, my next pick is going to be kind of along the same lines
as the first part of that sad idea, is a dog.
I want to bring a dog with me.
I want a dog, and I could teach that dog to be a hunting dog
and help me with getting the food dog.
So, yeah, I think it would be awesome.
You got a companion. I probably should have said my wife and family first, but I food dog. So, yeah. I think it'd be awesome. You got a companion.
I probably should have said my wife and family
first, but I said dog.
I'm assuming we're by ourselves.
So it will be like a hunting dog, you think?
Yeah.
It doesn't have to be. I could train it.
Any dog, I could train.
I would love to see that.
Hunt!
Yeah.
Do it.
Seriously, do it.
Sniff it.
Tiger.
Tiger.
Come here, tiger.
Come here, tiger.
Come on, tiger.
Go get a tiger.
Yeah.
Good times.
All right.
Jake, you get two picks?
All right.
I also found this item online to make sure that it is a real thing.
It's a fishing net, But you put it in the water
And it's like a one-way net
Where fish can swim into this thing
But they can't swim out of it
That way I don't really have to do the fishing
So just put me down for one-way fish net
Okay, one-way fish is good
One-way fish net
And then just whenever I want them
Set the net down
Oh, four fish
My favorite
I love, I love That sounds so logically accurate Just whenever I want them, set the net down. Oh, four fish. My favorite.
I love, like, that sounds so logically accurate of like, yeah, that's probably how it would be.
I'm sure, like, you actually, like, there's no fish.
Do it.
Come on.
Get in the net.
Okay, good.
Okay, my next one.
My next one is going to be, I'm going to let Jake go and then I'll go.
Next, this is also kind of taken from Castaway.
I'm going to bring a sailboat with me.
I think I spend enough time on the island.
I take my can of cuck and sandals for sailing skills.
And eventually I'm like, I've done all I can on the island.
Let's just see if we can find life.
And then I just sail away.
Okay. You can bring just sail away. Okay.
You can bring an actual boat.
Yeah. You can bring one too.
Cool. Just don't say sailboat. Mine will have an engine on it.
I think. Yeah, that's a good point.
That feels like cheating though. It's like, what I can't deserve
an island. A society.
You know, okay.
A plane.
Okay, my next one,
once again, going for just
I'm on this island, I'm going to enjoy myself.
A guitar.
I could entertain myself for a long time
with just a dog and a guitar
with a nice pillow in my head.
My next pick is guitar.
Sorry if I stole it from your timing.
Nice.
Alright, this is my first Ghosties Have Sp All right. This is my first ghosties have spoken vote.
Hey.
This is coming from y'all.
Okay.
So my number three pick is a $600 espresso machine.
Hey.
With an endless supply of mainstream grocers.
That's all I'm talking about.
Good plug, good plug, good plug.
Monetized bread.
Yeah, absolutely.
Okay.
That's it.
It makes great espresso. I will say that. So, good plug, good plug. Monetized bread. Yeah, absolutely. Okay. That's it. It makes great espresso.
I will say that.
So, good.
Not as good as an $800 one, though.
That did make me laugh every single time when that fell.
That was like in Phoenix.
I just laughed every time.
Yeah, it's just easy.
All right. I just want to say...
Oh, Scotty.
I went to Google to see if I could find some inspiration,
and the thing that was still on Google was a picture of Lori Lightfoot.
I had to Google who that was.
I had no idea who she was.
Yeah, just ask Catherine.
Mayor of, old mayor of Chicago.
But anyway, my next thing will be a fishing pole.
Okay.
So similar to Jake's.
It is pretty similar.
A pole, yeah.
Fishing pole.
So no, no bait.
Find the bait yourself.
His Bluetooth speaker will find the bait.
Okay, last one.
Diamond's list is just full of just halfway things.
And a phone charger.
And then I just had a shelter of some kind,
or some way to build a shelter.
Okay.
Sheltered kid with a shelter.
Sheltered. That's what I'm used to.
Gotta stay sheltered, yeah.
Can't be exposed to masculinity.
Yeah, there you go.
Put him on a deserted island.
Put some hair on your chest.
That's right, boy.
You look real quick like you'd be a man right here.
You ever miss an hour?
Hey! Hey!
Go ahead, Scotty.
Alright, my final pick.
Voted by the ghosties. The most popular vote.
Tymon.
Hey!
Wow, that's an honor.
Wow.
Just being on an island with Tymon.
Then I also get all of his stuff,
so we get a Bluetooth speaker,
we get a shelter, a fishing pole.
And supplies to make some sort of water thing.
I mean, talk about a vacation.
All right.
I'm going to go with my last one.
Once again, just trying to have fun on this island.
The most refreshing drink,
which I used to be so against,
now it's the greatest thing ever, coconut LaCroix is my last pick.
There's nothing more refreshing, and I guarantee you on a deserted island,
it would hit different.
There's really nothing more refreshing than a coconut LaCroix?
Rebuttal, what is it?
Water.
Water seems like what you would want
I got plenty of water
all around me
but then you would have
had to bring
supplies to make
some sort of water
I don't want it
pre-assembled
I want the materials
I will put together
the water thing
true
not just water
no
water is refreshing
coconut decoy
I like the combination.
It is good.
Yeah.
It is good.
Okay, Jake, what's your great pick?
My last one is going to be Bear Grylls.
I think that's just...
Not bad.
I figured he'd stick around to the end.
Yeah, just bring him,
and I really probably shouldn't have...
I didn't need to bring that other stuff.
You don't need a sailboat.
He'll make you one.
Yeah, I'll just hop on him.
He's the sail.
I bet Scott could do a good Bear Grylls.
Can you do it? I don't even remember how he talked.
I literally haven't heard him talk in so long.
I know he would say, instead of glacier, he would say glacier. And like instead of vitamin,
he would say vitamin. Oh yeah.
These animals have natural vitamins
in them. When consumed, we'll fuel you for days. That's perfect. Oh, yeah. These animals have natural vitamins in them. When consumed,
we'll fuel you for days.
That's perfect.
Oh, that reminds me.
How much did you guys enjoy
Brad's voiceover
in the wedding video
last night?
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
It was so good.
So, Rachel and I
just get emailed
our wedding video
and we don't know what's in it.
We don't know what to expect.
Brady just sends it to us and, oh, yeah, first of all, the Netflix logo. It was kind of fun. And then and we don't know what's in it. We don't know what to expect. Brady just sends it to us. First of all, the Netflix
logo is kind of fun. Then all of a sudden, it's just
boom. It just looks like a Nat Geo thing.
The first 30 seconds, my mind
is racing. I'm like, is there an AI
program where you can type in stuff and then David
Attenborough's voice says it?
AI is definitely involved. How did he do this?
Does he know him personally? Did he pay him?
It was Brad. I was like, I probably should have known that was Brad
the whole time.
I talked to him more than anyone.
Did anybody else not realize it was Brad?
Okay.
Yeah.
Some people didn't know that Emily was transported, I guess.
Twin sister.
But yeah, that was Rachel and I's favorite part of the wedding video
was the first 30, 40 seconds.
Because we're like, we had no idea that was Brad the first time.
I will say, I have a little drink that I have.
It's called, it flavors glacier grape.
And literally every time I drink it, I say, glacier.
Every time, without fail, in my head.
That's perfect.
Glacier grape.
I love it, man.
Okay, let me read these off real quick.
We got Jake says he's taken to a deserted island fire starter kit,
one-way fishnet, sailboat, and Bear Grylls.
Brad's bringing a pillow, a dog, a guitar,
and coconut LaCroix.
That sounds like a good time.
Scott
is bringing literally any kind of ball,
a knife, a $600
espresso machine, and Tymon.
And Tymon's bringing supplies to make
some sort of water thing.
Bluetooth speaker, fishing pole,
and shelter of some kind.
Thanks for giving me all the time to prepare. Yeah, you did great. some sort of water thing. Bluetooth speaker, fishing pole, and shelter of some kind. So any other...
Thanks for giving me
all the time to prepare.
Yeah, you did great.
You did great.
Any other honorable mentions
from either the ghosties or...
I got a lot.
Yeah.
I'll go through a few of them.
Some of your favorites.
It was time when I chose you
over Puppy Chow.
I want you to know
my final vote,
I chose you over Puppy Chow,
but that was one
of the highly voted ones.
Another one of my favorites was 200 Pancakes.
Shout out, Jordan.
That was a great one.
Life Straw.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know what that is.
Is that like when your kid's choking?
No.
You stick it in their throat?
No, you're supposed to be able to instantly purify any water
by drinking it through the straw.
Oh, okay.
So what time it was explained?
Some sort of water thing.
Okay.
Basically my pick.
Latest episode of Ghost Runners each week.
Okay.
Just like a little box floats down from the skies.
Supply drop.
It's like you're one interaction.
With a fully charged.
Don't go away.
Don't.
Don't end it with a jingle.
Yeah.
A fully charged Bluetooth speaker.
Yeah.
Bible book. Good for you guys. Yeah. A fully charged Bluetooth speaker. Yeah. Bible book.
Good for you guys.
Yeah.
This is another good one.
Extra masculinity.
Bring some of that.
Let's see.
I put this one on there.
I thought it might get a few more votes.
Eastward facing beach.
Watch the sunrise every morning.
That's good, Scotty.
Let's see if there's any. Manna of that's not bad talk about raining down let's say yeah a horse to smell jack sparrow bow ellis yeah
oh he would get you off that island so quick i got this yeah there's a lot on here that's
probably good that's good yeah okay good i don. I don't really have any great ones.
I had some practical ones,
matches. Oh, I did write
one of those TVs that has the VCR
and the DVD combo in them.
A little life hack there.
But then I was like, well, then I got to choose the DVD
next.
Anything else you guys got?
You got a ton of mentions
I bet. I had Water Purifier. I felt like Tymon got a ton of honorable mentions I had water purifier
I felt like Tymon kind of said that one
I had bible
and volleyball if I wanted to go full cast away
just like a volleyball I could put my bloody
print all over
I had good ranger's chicken
honorable mention
and then
I had just a list of things that were all solar powered
solar powered
solar powered cell all solar powered. Uh-oh. Solar powered.
Solar powered cell phone.
Solar powered.
Keep going.
Keep going.
That's good to know.
Don't try to say that on stage.
Solar powered satellite phone.
Solar powered cell tower.
I was just going to build a society.
Can you say those three things three times fast? Solar powered cell phone.
Solar powered cell tower. Solar powered. I don't even know what-powered cell phone. Solar-powered cell tower.
Solar power.
I don't even know what the other term is.
Solar-powered cell tower is hard to say.
That's good.
So-so.
Okay.
So you guys know the drill.
Vote on what you want.
This will come out Wednesday.
Vote for yourselves, honestly.
Do it.
Yeah, you got a head start here.
Scott and the Ghosties.
I think you guys are going to vote for yourselves.
Or maybe you're going to be like, you know, that pillow pick was pretty good.
I love coconut LaCroix.
Sweet.
Hi, sorry, it's me once again.
Jake from the future and also from the kitchen.
And here to tell you a pretty exciting announcement.
Somebody's back.
Oh, is it Scott?
Oh, is it my dad who went to the store 15 years ago
and never came back?
That joke doesn't really work
because you guys know my dad's in the picture. But no, the correct answer is, chike chike, they're back and
got some exciting stuff going on. For one, they're doing a back to school campaign right now.
Through the end of the week, they are giving some money back to people. Proceeds go to care packs
for kids, eliminating food insecurity for students in Abilene, which
is where they're based out of.
And so, yeah, if you want to act fast, be a part of that campaign they're doing.
We love Shike and I think they love us.
They keep coming back to us.
They sent us free samples.
We threw them to all, not literally throw, but gave them to all of our VIPs at Grande
Boo.
So just help us support people we love.
And, uh, if you're new here, you don't even know what Shike is. They are protein iced coffee. That's right. Take a little time to digest it if
you're new around here. I haven't heard that before, but it is amazing. It's very low in sugar,
high in protein. You could start your day with it. You can, you know, kind of middle of your day, get a little, you know, avoid that kind of nap grogginess, you know, about 2.30, 2.40 PM,
get yourself chiked up whenever you want it. It is awesome. Every serving has 20 grams of
non-GMO protein, two shots of real espresso coffee, and only one gram of sugar. So go to Chike.com. C-H-I-K-E. Chike, Chike. Code Ghostrunners
for 25% off your first subscribe and save on Chike.com. So yeah, go support them. Support
them this week while they're giving back to school kids. And yeah, enjoy the rest of the episode.
Appreciate you and appreciate Chike, chike yikes scott thank you
for you just you know stay up here you can sure why not um it's your podcast uh
you want to do some uh voice memos yeah do some live kind of voice memos
people went to the florida trip you get the get how it works so yeah um i think anyone who wants
to if you have a question to ask us you can come to this mic up here and just ask away.
So in the meantime, we can...
Okay, somebody's coming.
They're all going to the restroom at the same time.
Yeah, yeah.
Bummer.
Let's do some...
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
So I'm Elizabeth from Colorado.
And I just want to say after last night how horrible I did,
I really have a lot more respect that you can get up there and do crowd work.
But, of course, we know that you guys have awesome parents.
Shout out to Dave and Georgianne and Steve and Tricia.
And so, but what I wanted to know is if you guys had a story from your childhood
of something just really dumb that you did that you got in big trouble for.
100%.
Specifically, if your parents had a really unique way to punish you.
For example, when I was a kid,
me and my cousin thought it would be really fun to take a pool cue
and poke about 100 holes in our basement ceiling.
Fun. Nice.
It was super fun.
But then a couple weeks later and my dad went down there,
instead of getting spanked with a normal rod,
we got spanked with a pool cue.
Oh!
Dang!
Anything like that.
I just watched The Dark Knight where the Joker breaks the pool cue.
That's what I'm thinking.
We're going to have a tryout.
Wow.
Never made another hole in the ceiling after that.
That's good.
That's good.
Yeah, I have one that immediately comes to mind
for me. First of all, I made
a hole in my bedroom wall
with a baseball.
It wasn't a hole. It was a dent.
They didn't love that. I was playing baseball
by myself in my room, throwing it back and forth.
Anyway, another thing. Scott and I
grew up, we loved playing wiffle ball in the backyard.
It's one of the reasons we call it ghost runners because we
would say ghost runners on second all the time.
Anyway, we had a dog, Oscar, until I was 10 years old,
and he would poop in the backyard.
We obviously didn't want to play baseball with the poop.
And so there was one time I just thought it was a good idea.
I would take the dog poop, and it was dry, okay?
But I would take it, and I would just throw it in the neighbor's yard.
Thought I was being pretty clever.
Turns out the fence that I'm throwing it over is right by my parents' bedroom window.
And I don't know if it was my mom or my dad.
Do you remember this?
Are you watching it?
I just remember you guys were like, what did you do with that dog poop? I was like, I don't know if it was my mom or my dad. Do you remember this? Watching it? I just remember you guys, what did you do with that dog poop?
I don't know what you're talking about. I took care of it. I don't know if they
punished me in any certain way. I mean the classic thing I just remember
my dad saying is anytime I would get in trouble he'd just go, what are you doing?
That was enough for me to be like, I'm sorry dad.
But yeah, just throwing dog poop over the fence i uh a couple things come to mind one i don't know if i want to spoil i mean i kind of
talk about this in my stand-up set later but i remember my dad being really adamant that i would
always eat my peas and i didn't want to eat the peas and like all right if you don't eat your
peas you're gonna get spanked and i was was like, get your belt out, old man.
You know,
like,
let's do this.
And so,
yeah,
he'd go back and he'd spank me
and then he'd be like,
all right,
you learned your lesson?
And I'm like,
yes, sir.
And then we'd go back
and he's like,
you going to eat your peas now?
I was like,
no.
Was that the lesson?
No,
they still taste bad.
So yeah,
I just remember,
yeah,
those were two connected things.
Like the only time
I can remember getting spanked
was because I didn't eat the peas.
The peas specifically.
And I'm still a picky eater. So I think it wasn't a behavioral issue.
Peas aren't great.
You're like, there's not a good...
Yeah, that's good.
He would also do this thing whenever I would get in trouble where we would go out of town for the weekend
and he would chain my dog up to a trampoline and then the dog would get away
and then I would come home and not have a dog or a trampoline.
So that was a cool thing we would do every now and then.
Jason, you ready?
Come on.
Welcome to Kansas City.
Well, thank you.
Well, yeah, I'm Jason from South Carolina.
I'm here with my wife, Elena.
We're due for a baby boy in October.
Let's go.
Congratulations.
So I've been kind of retrospective, you know, preparing for fatherhood.
And so I wanted to start off this live voice memo, pretty serious question.
How would you describe each other as ice cream flavors?
And also, if you could have a conversation with yourself from 10 years ago, what would you tell yourself?
Wow.
Wow.
Great question.
Ice cream flavors. I'm so good at these questions. Yeah? What would I tell yourself? Wow. Wow. Great question. Ice cream flavors.
I'm so good at these questions.
Yeah?
What would I be to you?
Vanilla.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I get it.
You could go ahead and say Chunky Monkey for me.
You look like a Moose Tracks guy.
I love Moose Tracks.
What would timing be?
What kind of ice cream is old time?
Shorbet.
Yeah, I was going to say like sherbet or something.
Sherbet, yeah.
That's good.
All right, well, we answered that question.
Okay, on to the 10 years ago.
10 years ago, I was 22.
And then I remember when I turned 22,
Catherine thought it was the most clever thing in the world to blast Taylor Swift's 22. Junior in college? And then I remember when I turned 22,
Catherine thought it was the most clever thing in the world to blast Taylor Swift's 22.
Oh, okay.
I feel like it was just kind of coming out,
so it was kind of original.
Now it's like, yeah, 22.
I don't know.
Do you have any thoughts on that?
I'm trying to think.
I would have been, going into my senior year,
you guys would have just graduated college 10 years ago?
22, I was still in college.
I was very much still in college.
Yeah, Scott was delayed.
I was in Portugal for two years.
I don't know.
Do you have anything? To me, I think there's
just a lot of value that I've seen
in just do it.
That's Nike, I guess.
Is it in you? Ah, it's Gatorade.
Let's see. Think different.
The ultimate driving machine.
No.
You like that, Scott?
No, I think just, really?
That got you.
It's BMW.
It's BMW.
Brand slogans.
Yeah.
Every kiss begins with K.
Yeah.
No, I think just the idea of like, so often I can analyze things and be like, is this the right thing or should I do this or that?
And the best things in my life have come from just like not thinking, knowing that it's a good idea and wanting to do it, knowing that I'm committed to doing it, but then just doing it.
Like I think about like I studied abroad in Spain and looking back on that I'm like I don't know what I
was I didn't think a ton about that or like I didn't like think a ton like before I was like
I'm just gonna sell stuff on wood on for woodworking I didn't Ellis custom creations I thought of in
two minutes you know what I mean like ghost runners the name like whatever like all these
things like it's not like we were like we're're going to do a podcast, but before we start this
thing, we got to make sure this, this, and this happened. It's like at the end of the day, the
best thing is to just start doing it. And so I would just tell myself that back then, because I
think back then I was probably thinking to myself, I got to make sure I'm ready and this is the right
decision. And you don't know if it's going to be the right decision at the time. And if it's not,
then you go do something else. So. That's good. I don't know if I's going to be the right decision at the time, and if it's not, then you go do something else.
That's good.
I don't know if I have anything crazy to add.
I've talked about it before.
I did the StrengthsFinder test.
My number one strength is futuristic, so I'm not a reflective guy.
It's hard for me to think back.
I don't even know.
What have I done?
What has happened?
I don't think I have a lot of regrets.
I don't think there's many things like, hey, look out for this.
Make sure you do this. I think it would be like just lean into your skills and your talents
and keep going back to
Canuck.
Even though you're going to become older than everyone else there,
it's got to pay off.
Keep doing that.
And yeah,
because I think I've ended up doing a lot of like weird things that not a
lot of people that were my peers or my friends at the time were doing.
And yeah,
it's worked out.
So probably just would have told myself,
yeah,
do your own thing.
Just do it.
Hey,
just do it.
Something I thought of 10 years ago.
Maybe we should make merch. This is just do it. Just do it. It's something I thought of 10 years ago. We should make merch that says just do it.
Just T-shirts and shoes.
Make it count.
Make it count.
Just do it.
All right.
Sorry I didn't have a better answer.
Snapchat.
Snapchat teacher over here.
It's actually good.
I took that photo while I was with my youth group.
Hey.
Perfect.
I do not accept Snapchats.
That's a bad idea.
I like to keep my job.
So I'm Jacob Brumfield from Kansas City.
Actually just moved here a couple weeks ago.
Wanted to make sure I was here for Grindy Boo.
So Kansas City native now.
Yes.
My question for y'all is if y'all could remake any film and star in it, which film would it be and why?
That's a good question.
Oh, man.
Oh, jeez.
Anything.
Well, I think we know Scott's.
Have a guess at least
I mean
my first thought
was like a comedy
like go do
Liar Liar
or something
but also
I remember
when I was a kid
anytime you watch
a sports movie
and someone wasn't
good at sports
I was like
why didn't they
cast me
they don't even
know how to dribble
a basketball
oh yeah
I mean my first
thought is Tommy Boy
it would be
so good
but then again
it's like
but Chris Farley
did it
he did a good job
so that's that's my answer it's Tommy Boy that just it's like but Chris Farley did it he did a good job so that's
that's my answer
it's Tommy Boy
I think
that just
it's one of my favorite movies
Chris Farley is somebody
that I've always thought
was really funny
and I think physical humor
is funny
so I think I could
I think I'd enjoy that
I'd probably just say
Passion of Christ
yeah
cool
good for you
I thought he did okay
you know
yeah
just kidding just kidding okay Danny Good for you. I thought he did okay. You know? Yeah. Just kidding.
Just kidding.
Okay.
Danny?
Oh, wow.
We got two sides.
Yeah, let's go back and forth.
Yeah, sure.
We'll kind of rapid fire.
New Heights shirt.
I like that.
You see that?
What's that?
She got a New Heights shirt on.
Yeah.
Hi, guys.
My name is May, and I am from Alexandria, Virginia.
This is a little short.
Alexandria, remember the Titans?
Yeah.
Yeah, actually correct.
Maybe Gary Bertier.
I was just about to say that's the movie I would review.
Yeah, good callback.
Okay, so I have two questions, one for my sister who couldn't be here.
So I'm going to ask that one first.
She didn't pay.
Yeah, yeah, no.
She got married recently and had to do all that stuff,
and she couldn't make the wedding. just the wedding was in the way anyway but question she was asking
if you could go back and do like one of your first jobs whatever job it was what would be the job
you'd go back and do just for fun just for fun because you really enjoyed it and then my question
is what was the moment this is really for jenny brad that you guys looked back if you have a
moment wow i'm actually really good friends with this person or we're going to be really good what was a moment, this is really for Jake and Brad, that you guys looked back, if you have a moment,
wow, I'm actually really good friends with this person,
or we're going to be really good friends.
With Jake specifically, with each other?
Okay.
So much looking back.
I'm not good at looking back.
The answer, I think, for both of us is going to be programs at CannaCut.
CannaCut, yeah.
I mean, we literally, last night was a glimpse of what we did every single summer for, you know,
well, I guess I just did it two summers, you know, as programs.
But, I mean, it's so fun to do stuff like that.
And we got to do it, you know, four nights a week at camp, you know, stuff like that.
And how much better would we be at it now if we could go back into it?
Yeah, totally.
Back then we were just dumb college kids.
And just the technology that's out there now.
Yeah.
Bluetooth speakers.
Lights that turn off.
Yeah, yeah.
The lights can turn off. Yeah. Is that your answer too? For now? Yeah. Bluetooth speakers. Lights that turn off. Yeah, yeah. The lights can turn off.
Yeah.
Is that your answer too?
For sure.
Yeah.
I think there's,
it would be fun,
like it would be kind of fun
to go back and work
at a fireworks tent.
But like,
not more fun than Canica.
So I'd probably choose that one.
Like I thought I was a bank teller
for a little bit.
That was a really fun job,
but not as fun as Canica.
Yeah, it'd be fun to go back
and do that.
Do you have an answer
for the second one?
I do.
Not immediately.
Go for it.
Okay.
My answer is,
I mean, I knew, I always knew that like I was good, like friends with Jake.
We were buddies and we always got along. But I think when I really knew that you were like next level, like, oh, like he cares about
me a lot.
And we're like close friends is when you were like, hey, I want to move back to Kansas City
from Dallas.
I think that was like the thing that was like really solidified in my mind.
Like, oh, like he, it's not just like one of those, like, oh, you know, Jake, it seems like Jake's got
a million friends. Like, oh, he's just probably like this with a lot of people. It's like, oh no,
he's moving back here for a reason. And it wasn't just because of me, but I think it was because
he missed all our friends and our community and stuff. So that's my answer. That's good. I think
I would even dare to say the first time we ever hung out because it's a humor is just how it's such an easy way to bond especially
with guys it's like if they have the same sense of humor as you you're like oh we're gonna be
tight totally and i remember driving around i was i came up here to interview i think or something
and we were just driving around and you were just rolling your window down and just yelling at
people on the street that's pretty funny i was in college at the time i started podcast with this
guy yeah he would just yell at people and just ask them directions.
I mean, we knew exactly where we were going.
You guys know how to get on the 4-5?
Yeah.
You can imagine Brad doing it.
It's 4-5?
Yeah.
How do you get to the Slurpee Burpee?
All right.
Next question.
Hi.
I'm Danny from Arizona.
And it was really cool that you guys came to Arizona for your bachelor party.
But we call Scottsdale Snobsdale.
Yeah.
I tell you what.
A little rough.
It makes you feel better.
We just golfed the whole time.
Yeah, it's fine.
The picture you guys showed of me, I was in a smock when you roasted me. I'm a dog
groomer. So it made me think of a little
game that we've played. It's just really
quick. We go around and
me and my family, we tried to name as many
dog breeds as possible, as
quickly as possible. So I thought that
might be a fun little snippet for you guys to do.
It's very fast. So I'll let you
guys do that. Just a pepper? Yeah, just
boom, boom, boom, boom, one at a time.
And that was all.
I was getting this B-reel out or something.
Gotta get the other angle.
I'm just kidding.
Pomeranian.
That's what I was going to say.
German Shepherd.
Golden Retriever.
Dachshund.
Golden Doodle.
Rottweiler.
Weimaraner.
Husky.
English Terrier, is that a thing?
Pitbull.
Jack Russell Terrier.
Pointer?
That's a thing, right?
Yeah, nice.
Okay.
Oh, Great Day.
Australian Shepherd.
Oh, that was next.
Okay.
Copper.
Shih Tzu.
Come on.
Did someone say Great Pyrenees yet?
Great Pyrenees?
No.
Okay.
Oh, shoot.
Labradoodle.
Nice.
Chihuahua.
Nice.
Bernie's Mountain Poo.
Nice.
Been looking into him.
Oh.
I was about to say Bernie's Mountain.
No, you weren't.
I was.
I was.
He's out.
Are we still going?
I'm out too.
They don't teach us these at home.
This isn't in the curriculum.
Yeah, you get horses.
Time is going to be described.
That's fun.
Thanks, Daddy.
That was a fun little game.
Cool.
Hi, I'm Michaela from Kansas City.
Yeah, buddy.
The Missouri side.
That's okay.
Continuing with the theme of looking back,
one of the strongest ways to recall memory is smell.
So what is a scent that instantly makes you feel nostalgic,
and what memory does it bring back?
Wow.
Rachel would be so good at this question.
I am not going to do as good.
I got one.
Yeah, I say go ahead.
I always cry when I think about my dad
because I love my dad.
But every once in a while,
he'll give me his old,
this is so weird,
his old undershirts or something for like rags in
the shop.
I know.
There's my pop.
There he is.
There's Papa.
Daddy.
I walk in on Brad in the wood shop and he's like, what?
Nothing.
Nothing. Just using this old rag. I don't know. I walk in on Brad in the wood shop and he's like what? nothing nothing
just using this old rag
I don't know
I think my family
just has a certain
detergent
and I don't know
my dad's shirts
smell a certain way
and anytime I like
will use it
I'll smell him
and I'll just think
of all the good times
of my childhood
with my dad
so
don't want to follow that
good luck
I feel like every now and then something a smell will just hit me and I'm like oh my follow that. Good luck.
I feel like every now and then a smell will just hit me.
I'm like, oh my gosh, that's second grade.
I don't know how to explain it,
but this is Mr. Schultz's class right now.
And then it goes away.
I don't even know how to describe it.
Okay.
Yeah, good.
You guys have any other?
Tymon?
Scott's podcast, not mine.
I don't smell my dad's undershirts.
One of those.
No, I think what comes back is walking into my hometown church building and just thinking about all the basketball we played in that gym.
It has a certain scent to it.
Sure.
Dude, even walking into that movie theater,
I don't go to movie theaters that often, so just that smell of that popcorn when you walk into a movie scent to it. Sure. Dude, even like walking in that movie theater, I don't go to movie theaters that often,
so just like that smell of that popcorn
when you walk into a movie theater is something.
I don't know how they do that,
but it is wonderful.
Anyway.
I just thought of one more.
Anytime, still to this day,
this isn't like a fond memory,
but anytime I smell like secondhand smoke,
I think back to,
well, because my dad is such a good parent, I think back to well, because my dad is such a
good parent, I think back to Las Vegas
when I was in seventh grade.
I think that was my first time ever smelling secondhand smoke.
So now, almost every time I smell it now,
I think back to Las Vegas.
Great trip. Learned a lot. Thanks a lot, Dad.
Very eye-opening.
Learned a lot.
I assumed at the time that it would be horses.
Yeah, horses. take me back.
All right.
My name's Jesse.
I'm from central Illinois.
My question is kind of a two-parter.
I've met a lot of homeschoolers this week,
and I'm just curious how many homeschoolers are here.
Wow.
And then the second part is, Jake, if you ever decide to have kids or when you just get kids.
Steve said they did it quick.
That was fast.
When you get done practicing and actually get there, will you homeschool your kids?
Oh, okay.
I don't know.
Rachel and I will need to talk about it obviously um
i think we both had such similar amazing upbringings in small towns with small schools
and we loved that and would love to give that to our kids like a very similar experience
but it's like if we want to live anywhere in kid city near our friends it's like they're
gonna have to go to a 5a 6a high school they don't have farm towns farm high schools out here
so yeah we'll need to decide what that looks like do we either move out of the suburbs and
to tonganoxie or something like that i don't know that city yeah or does it look like maybe a
homeschool to a certain age thing or get them in a nicer district so yeah we've actually kind of
already talked about it and it's fun and i'm pretty fired up. Like, what if I work really hard for, like, five years, and then I could be, like, the homeschool dad?
Yeah.
I'm down.
Math and science with Jake.
Magic 101.
Yeah.
And then Catherine.
What's that?
Yeah, and then Catherine does the English, the fine arts.
That's right.
So you do great.
Hello.
My name is Mariah Garrett.
I am from Branson, Missouri.
Hey, hello again.
Yeah, I saw you last weekend.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, good old B-town.
My question for you all is,
I'm going to give you a scenario.
You wake up tomorrow.
You are told you have to do this.
You choose a historical figure
that you have to live their life to a T.
So it's like,
if you choose Abraham Lincoln,
you can't choose to not go to Ford's Theater.
So who would you choose?
Oh.
Looking back again.
Historical figure.
Not just like a person I thought had a cool life.
You live their whole life, though?
Wow.
I don't know.
Let's see.
Genghis Khan.
Nothing's going to change.
You know, it's not like I can affect it,
so let's just see what it's like.
You just get to conquer.
Alexander the Great, something like that.
What's that all about?
Oh, man.
I can't even think of
very many historical... I'm just thinking of presidents right now.
That's all I can think of.
What about one of the Wright brothers?
You're the first person to ever
fly. Did they do all right? They never
tried to do a hovercraft?
I don't think they crashed. I have no idea
how they passed away, but that'd be kind of fun.
Let's pick our Wright brother on
three. Ready? One, two, three. Orville. Daryl.
Daryl.
Daryl's my favorite.
You always throw up here. Not Daryl.
He was the third brother.
Nobody really knew about him.
He was the one that did crash.
Tyler!
Tyler! This guy gets it!
Yeah!
Alright, Paul.
Brian Holyfield.
This camera just shut off like 30 seconds ago.
Yeah, I heard it.
I know, I know.
It's alright.
It's easier for me like this.
I'm Paul Holyfield.
I'm the guy who looks like Trump.
In that one photo. Not anymore.
But along those lines, what was something dumb that you did but you look back on fondly?
Like me with that Trump photo.
Oh.
Oh.
I mean, probably quitting my full-time YouTube job to live in a limo with no air conditioning.
I mean, that was so dumb.
Yeah, but it worked out.
It was fine.
It was really fun. I've never was so dumb. Yeah, but it worked out. It was fine. It was really fun.
I've never done anything dumb.
Any thoughts?
Scott, can you think of anything we've done dumb?
Oh, I have a fun.
Do you remember the snow day with the Nougat?
Yeah.
So my old car was nicknamed the Nougat, the Noug, because it was white, but it was never really that clean.
So it was kind of like more of a creamy Nougat color.
The Noug.
My sister also drove it.
She's here tonight.
Shout out Dana today.
Anyway, and there was one snow day where, I don't know, my parents know this story.
We went to get Quick Trip hot chocolate and we were coming back and just, you know, doing some fun little drifts in the road.
A little Tokyo drift.
And I drifted and hit Scott's neighbor's mailbox pretty good
and didn't do anything about it.
It's just dangling there.
It was not dangling.
It was just like a 30-degree angle.
So they were...
Yeah.
I did think of another funny
story too though. I was with
Bree and Rustin Dowd. We were
on the front porch of their house one night
and we had a water balloon slingshot
and we had the bright idea to
launch water balloons at cars driving
by in the road.
I mean their front door is like
I don't know 40 feet from the road. It's not that
far.
Her mom sitting on the porch watching us do this, just like letting it happen.
And we were not even coming close.
I mean, the things were like shooting straight at our feet.
They're shooting way up in the air.
And then all of a sudden, this Lexus comes down the road.
And I pull it back and just launch a 95-mile-an-hour fastball that slams the hood of this Lexus.
Dude slams on his brakes.
I run back in the house.
I shut the door on Bree, so she's just standing outside.
Rustin runs around the backyard,
and so Bree's just left on the porch to face the consequences there with her mom.
How old were you?
High school.
Oh, nice.
I bet.
This was actually last month.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
With her mom.
But that's a pretty fun memory of something extremely dumb.
Sure.
Yeah.
Good times.
All right, let's just do these.
Are you coming up, too?
You're going to be the last one.
All right, we've got three more.
Oh, yeah, you're not.
You're just a video guy.
That's Tyler.
My name is Samuel from the Middle East, Indiana.
Love it.
My question for you, I actually thought of it because I saw Jake's hat for Dude Perfect.
So do you guys have any Dude Perfect moments of yourselves in sports where you did something and you're like, that was incredible?
Oh, yeah.
Mine, I'll say real quick, was I did Can Jam and I got it into a little slit. If you ever play Can Jam, then was incredible. Oh, yeah. Mine, I'll say real quick, was I did Can Jam,
and I got it into a little slit.
If you ever play Can Jam, then you know.
Nice.
And I lost it.
You were dude perfect.
I lost it for that moment.
You were on cloud nine the rest of the day.
Timon?
You know me.
Probably just, like, making any basketball shot ever.
Ever.
No way.
A layup.
Yeah.
This is such a random one, but this is the first thing that popped in my head,
and I think I'm still proud of it to this day.
In Scott's backyard, his neighbor had a six-foot fence,
and there was one time I robbed a home run and whiffled ball.
Oh, wow. And that's the greatest feeling in the one time I robbed a home run and whiffled ball. Oh, wow.
And that's the greatest feeling in the world is robbing a home run.
We practiced that.
Oh, yeah.
We'd just throw it up to each other.
Just lob each other balls.
I couldn't get over the fence, but I could get up high enough to catch it.
So, yeah, robbing a home run was my dude perfect moment.
Jake, I think, was present for this.
Either last summer or two summers ago, we were playing golf at Heritage Park.
And we were like 100 yards out, and I hit my shot.
I hit the green, spun, and went in the hole.
And that was, I only had one other hole.
I've never hit a hole in one.
I played golf for 20 years, just about.
And I've only holed out one other time, and I didn't see it.
And this one I saw, and I went into a full sprint all the way to the green.
That was probably one of my highlights. That's fun. I don't see it. And this one I saw, and I went into a full sprint all the way to the green. That was probably one of my highlights.
That's fun.
I don't know if I think of a – because I did kind of do trick shots for like a year of my life.
So I'm like, yeah.
You ever seen Toilet Plunger trick shots too?
That's pretty cool moments there.
No, I don't know.
I mean, probably any time in golf you chip in, you're like, I was just trying to get it close.
That was so fun that it went in or whatever.
And you just could no-look pass in basketball back in high school
it was like i didn't that was so unnecessary but it got the crowd fired up so like thanks
for cheering me on absolutely all right joe that's right hey i'm joan i'm from shawnee
um so i have a couple questions one my kids are so are so picky. So Jake, this is for you.
I don't know if I should even bother
trying to give them peas and spank them
because I think mine would do the same thing.
Like, just spank me.
I'm not going to eat them.
But I know obviously with Rachel,
she's having you try more foods and stuff.
And I tell my sons,
what if your wife makes something for dinner?
You have to eat it.
So I would love to know how you've navigated that.
And even your parents, how do they deal with you?
Because I'm at my wit's end.
And then the one thing I would just,
one of my favorite things in the whole world is Brad beatboxing.
And so I would love it if Brad and Tymon wouldn't mind, like,
maybe improvving and doing a little beatbox.
Like, no, seriously.
Sure.
I'm your puppet, Joan.
No problem.
The twinkle, twinkle little freaking star.
That whole episode, I was crying laughing.
So it's one of my favorite things.
I just thought I would ask.
It's not.
It's okay.
It's too much. Sure.
I'll answer while you guys concoct a quick song really quickly.
I don't know if my parents really tried
to make me eat vegetables that much.
I remember eating a lot of McDonald's Happy Meals
growing up, and I think it was kind of,
it was the 90s, it was before we knew.
Before Strafford knew, you know,
that it hadn't got to them, that it was going to be bad.
So yeah, I don't know what to tell you exactly.
I would say I'm a little nervous when it
comes to like feeding my children. I'm like, all right, eat the bell peppers. Like, why don't you
eat it, dad? You eat it. Your mom is going to be eating it for both of us. So why don't you and
your mom eat it? And I pizza rolls are done. Sorry, I gotta go. So yeah, I'm getting better,
though. I mean, we told that story in the podcast recently, which I was not even trying
to be funny, but the one time I asked Rachel what the white
broccoli was. I feel like that's a step
in the right direction, learning cauliflower.
Boy didn't even know what cauliflower was.
That's how your dad said it. Boy didn't even know what
cauliflower was.
And then recently, Rachel
has basically become my mom.
She's preparing me stuff.
Like, all right, now I made you something.
I want you to try it.
And then I want you to tell me what you think about it.
And then she's like, you know, that's actually healthy bread.
And I'm like, great.
That's awesome.
And so we're in a Mediterranean phase right now.
Rachel's bringing home a lot of Greek stuff.
Learning a lot of new words.
Tzatziki.
There's one of them.
We'll work on it.
One at a time. We'll work on it. One at a time.
We'll work on it.
That's good.
Can I have a drink of your whatever that is?
Yeah, it's nice.
Honey, citrus, mint tea.
My mouth is dry.
Now he's ready.
You ready?
You want me to sing it or rap it?
Rap it, dog.
Okay, I'm rapping it.
Or whatever.
One, two, one, two, three, four. Whoa, whoa, dog. Okay, I'm wrapping it. Or whatever. All right. One, two. One, two, three, four.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, you start it off.
Oh, man.
I love you, Tyler.
All right.
A one and a two.
I was like, I'm not ready for this.
I was so in the zone, man.
Hush, little baby.
Don't say a word.
Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird.
And if that mockingbird won't sing,
mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird won't sing, mama's gonna buy you
a diamond ring. And if that
diamond ring turns to brass,
mama's gonna buy you a
looking glass. And if that
looking glass gets broke,
mama's gonna buy you a Billy
Goat. Yeah!
Yeah!
That's so good.
Thank you Wow
You guys just came up with that
You guys just did it
That's amazing
Improv
Had no idea, huh?
I'm going to sing that to my daughter tonight
Yes
A nice thing to go to sleep to
Yes
All right
Last one
Hi, I'm Hope
And I'm coming from North Carolina
And this is something that I actually sent in as a voice
memo with my friend two years ago.
Shout out Bailey Holly, but she's in London right now
so she can come. But we wanted
to ask you guys, what is your
ultimate trail mix? If you could
mix anything together, what would it be?
You have to pick five things.
A nut, a fruit,
a sweet thing,
a salty thing, but then just a random thing.
So I actually asked one of my friends the same question,
and his random thing was a pizza pocket.
So it literally could be anything.
You just got to make sure you have something sweet and salty for sure.
Can you run through the options one more time?
Nut, sweet, salty?
Yeah, yeah.
Fruit.
Nut, fruit?
Yeah, you got like a dried fruit like a mango maybe it's dried
strawberry it's a trail mix you know what like you're on the trail and you see a nut yeah what
else a nut a fruit salty sweet salty and then something random maybe pizza rolls jake you can't
remember five things you gotta write truly i can't. No. I mean, I like trail mixes.
I can't wait until one of you asks me what the fifth thing is.
I like trail mixes the way they are, so I'm not going to be that crazy.
I'm going to get almond in there.
I'm going to go dried cranberry.
A little wild on that.
I want dark chocolate, but I want like the little squares of them.
Okay?
Yes.
Yes.
Preach.
Yes.
Slay, Brad. Slay.
Slay.
And then
I think I want
like thin pretzels
but I want them
to be like half size
and then for my
random thing
just a checkbook.
A checkbook of
checks.
A checkbook.
Just you know
just if I want to
pay money with paper.
Yeah.
You're in the mood.
That's not cash.
You have yours?
Sure, sure, sure.
Nut, I'm going to go with cashews.
Fruit, dried bananas, I think, are really good.
A little crispy, crunchy, dried bananas.
Okay.
Okay, sorry.
Oh, yeah, sure, yeah, dried bananas.
Sweet, I'm going to go with heath bits. Ooh. Okay. Sorry. Um, Oh yeah, sure. Yeah. Driving in sweet. I'm going to go with, uh, Heath bits.
A little heat. Yeah. Totally redeemed yourself.
Yeah. Uh, salty. Oh,
I'm just going to dump a bag of Gardettos in this trail mix.
Yeah. We're getting pretty wild. Random, a few
bits of puppy chow.
Just throw it in there. Pull out one of those
as a surprise.
That's good. Puppy chow's a good random one.
Rachel, you want to do this one together?
Alright.
I'm going to choose peanut as the nut.
It's the best one. It's probably the least
healthy for you. That's probably why I like it.
I'm going to choose chocolate chips.
What's our fruit?
Raisins.
Okay, gotcha.
And then what's our salty thing?
More peanuts.
Get them in there.
And then probably my last thing would be peanuts. Get them in there. And then probably my last thing would be peanuts.
I think just more.
More peanuts.
Shelled peanuts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like baseball peanuts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Three different versions.
That's good.
Okay.
I think we need to wrap it up.
Yeah, probably do.
But we do have a win of the week.
Let's just...
We have a big announcement.
Another big announcement.
Big announcement.
Let's just forego the video
or do we want to show the video?
It's like 60 seconds.
Let's show the 60 second video.
Yeah.
Justin,
can you hit the lights
or does it,
we have to be extra fast?
I'm just kidding.
We don't have to hit the lights,
Jeff.
I'm just kidding.
But yeah,
this is a video
that took place
a few months ago and I think as you watch it, you'll probably hit the lights, Jeff. I'm just kidding. But yeah, this is a video that took place a few months ago.
And I think as you watch it, you'll probably know what it's from.
Just to kind of set the mood a bit.
You're telling me it's probably not this one, right?
Thank you. She adds more tension to the already leaning side. Oh!
Are you coming up? Oh!
Oh my god.
Woo! All right.
All right.
So our win of the week is we're doing another Ghostie Getaway. Yeah.
And even better, we're going to do two of them.
So we're going to do two in a row in Gulf Shores, Alabama, the beautiful beaches of Gulf Shores.
We're doing April 27th to May 1st, and then again from May 1st to May 4th.
So the details are on our website.
We told the people that came to the Florida trip last year about it last week,
and so they have signed up for some of them.
You guys are the second group of people to know. We're kind of giving you guys early access to it. So if you want to
check it out at ghostrunners.life slash travel, you can. Right now we're just asking for a deposit
of $500 and then we'll take the rest of the money closer to the time. So it's going to be a really
sweet place. I've actually stayed in this house once with Catherine's whole big extended family
and it's just going to be awesome.
It's literally right on the beach.
Amazing, beautiful, huge
house with great amenities
and it's going to be high vibes.
It's going to be so fun.
Make some noise if you were on the Florida trip
the last time. There they are. Yeah, let's go.
Holy cow.
It was so fun.
It's fun that you continue to support us.
And I feel like we're just such, like, good friends now.
And so, yeah, we'd love for you guys to have the opportunity to do that.
Come on vacation with Brad and I.
And I think so many of these people are like, wait, it's two sessions?
Can we just do one big one?
They're like, yeah, I guess if you want to.
So, some of them are coming to both sessions, which is fun.
Yeah.
So, rooms are flying fast.
But, yeah, like Brad said, you can go get your deposit in right now if you want.
It's on the website.
So, it's something you want to do.
We have two more $100 CJLA gift cards.
How do we think we're going to do that?
Let's just say the first two people to sign up for the trip get the $100 CJLA gift card.
That's fun.
Yeah.
Let's do that.
So anyway, let us know if you have questions about it.
Basically, you're just putting money, like a deposit down for the room itself.
And then if you look on each room, it'll have a description of how much money you'll owe later and all that kind of stuff. The thing I'm most excited about for the trip is going to Lambert's
with everybody. Throat rolls. Yes. Yeah. If anybody's from the Branson, Springfield area,
Lambert's is awesome. And there's a location in Gulf Shores. And going to Lamberts with a bunch of ghosties is going to be electric.
You put your hand up and they throw you dinner rolls.
Yes.
I mean, across the room, they're chucking these rolls.
It's awesome.
It's just you're hooping and hollering.
It's going to be so fun.
So it's going to be great vibes.
It's going to be awesome.
So we'd love to have you guys there.
Check it out.
Let us know what you think.
Let us know if you have any questions.
We tried to make it self-explanatory on there, but it never is. So let us know what you think let us know if you have any questions we tried to make it self-explanatory on there
but it never is
so let us know
cool
I think that almost
wraps it up
Brad do you want to
end this episode
with a jingle
let's do it
let's do it
sorry
is that how
it's supposed to sound
he didn't practice
very much.
Ooh.
All right.
Just in.
Just sitting here.
Just sitting here.
Drove a thousand miles from Portland
Took a plane from New Orleans
All the fans coming together
And good old Casey
Feels like we've waited here forever To get here to this scene
Ghosties and grande po' together
A tandem that cannot be beat
With every car and train
Food truck and aeroplane
Rolling in anxiously.
We're different and the same, ghosties with different names, here for the memories.
Life's a crazy adventure, so make it worth it with all of your heart.
No, don't waste it.
Every day we make it count, and so you'll see.
Here at Grande Bou, there's no place I'd rather be.
No, no, no, no, no.
No place I'd rather be.
No, no, no, no, no.
Right here with Augustine. No, no, no, no, no, no. Right here with Augustus, no, no, no, no, no.
No place I'd rather be when I am with y'all.
There's no place I'd rather be.
We staked out on a mission
For people north, south, west, and east
To have the weekend of their lives here
And cheer on Jake endlessly
It's busy being with you
One big family.
Ghosties and grande boo together.
There's no place I'd rather be.
With every car and train, food truck and airplane, rolling in anxiously.
We're different and the same.
Ghosties with different names here for the memories.
Life's a crazy adventure, so make it worth it with all of your heart.
No, don't waste it.
Every day we make it count and so you'll see
Here at Grande Blue, there's no place I'd rather be
No, no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
No, no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
No, no, no, no, no. Right here at the Ghosties.
When I am with y'all, there's no place I'd rather be.
Brad, I have good news.
While you were singing that song,
two people already reserved their rooms.
Who's coming?
Lizith in?
Lizith.
Lizith, dang it!
And then Michaela W.
Wow, let's go.
We're going on vacation together.
Heck yes. That's fun. We'll get you guys tjla gift cards that's amazing fun fun did we do it yeah we did it brother that was awesome jake still has
two comedy shows to do it's gonna be you're gonna do great man yeah i'm i'm pumped about it go uh
go rest go eat and then yeah see i guess a lot of you guys at four and then yeah brad kind of
mentioned chick-fil-A last night.
Sinzetti's is a little worried about how many people are coming.
So try to get there.
They might let you in.
They might not.
Yeah.
And then afterwards for the VIPs.
It's a little special rooftop spot tonight.
So, yeah, we'll see you guys there.
Thank you guys for everything.
Thanks for being here.
This has been such a fun time.
Love y'all.
Y'all are awesome. Thank you.
Love you.
Ghosts from the Spotcast.
Ghosts from the Spotcast.