Ghostrunners - 279 - The Most Condescending Nicknames

Episode Date: November 15, 2023

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We're back and we're starting this episode once again with a little game. What is... Oh. Oh, not yet. What is the name of this game? Tymon, what were you saying it was called? Uh, Word Samesay. Word Samesay. Welcome back to Word Samesay.

I like Word Samesay. Uh, yeah, the 321 Word Samesay. WSS. WSS. Yeah. That's actually more syllables that way. Um, WSS. Uh, you ready?

Yep. Three, two, one. Horse. ThermSS. You ready? Yep. Three, two, one. Horse. Thermostat. Horse and thermostat. Horse and thermostat. What is the middle ground there? Okay.

I have a word. You do? Okay. Great. I don't know. You have one? Yeah. Three, two, one. Equestrian equestrian fluctuating equestrian like you uh you know inside horse in in the thermostat like should we put it at 71 or

72 yeah hey i asked you a question yeah that's right. Okay, so you said fluctuating, and I said equestrian. Yeah, fluctuating equestrian. Oh. You gotta. What? I gotta? You gotta. Fluctuating equestrian. This is the perfect...

Oh, my gosh. Okay, yeah, yeah. One, two, three. Jockey. No! Ah. Jockey literally means fluctuate. Oh, that's a good word.

I was thinking, like, the up and down. Yeah, like oh that's a good word i was thinking like the up and down yeah like that's what yeah i was thinking we're jockey human gallop gallop goes up and down okay god i don't know jockey makes gallop and jockey gallop and jockey oh come on guys do you know it what was the what was the first word you said to start horse dang it yeah i was like horse is a perfect middle ground here okay okay it's jockey and gallop yeah oh tyman thinks we can't say horse tyman do you would you like to interject for me would you like to celebrity throat celebrity toss here you and brad sure all right tyman will be answering for me and jockey and gall Gallop. Jockey and Gallop. I have two. Shoot. I have one. I have one

as well. You guys go. Maybe me and Tymon should go. Alright. Okay. Tymon is... What do the Catholics call it? Tymon is intercessing on behalf of you. I don't know if that's right. Alright. Three, two, one. Jump. Race. I was going to say race too. Jump. Oh no. Jump. Gall right. Three, two, one. Jump. I was going to say race.

Jump. Oh, no. Jump. Gallop. Gallop. I was in between ride and race. Yeah. Okay.

So jump was nowhere in the mix. Okay. Where are we at right now? Race and jump. Oh, yeah. Race and jump. Race and jump. Got it.

Okay. Yep. Ha ha. One word. Don't think think just say it okay three two one hurdles ah i didn't think race and jump brad if if jake had said hurdle would that have counted yeah sure okay so we have track and hurdle if not what would you do from good to know hurdling track and hurdle track and hurdle track and hurdle. Except not what would you do from hurdle to hurdle. Good to know. Hurdling. Track and hurdle. Track and hurdle. Track and hurdle. Got a few coming to mind. Yeah. I don't feel great about mine, but I got it. All right. I'm sticking to it. Three, two, one. Olympics. Oh, that was one of the, ah, I was in there. That was in the word bank. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Olympics and meat. And meat. All right.

Cool. Three, two, one. Swimming. Swimming. Oh. That makes sense. I feel like I'm losing this for us. Swimming medal. Swimming medal.

Yeah. Okay. Big nods over here. Ready? Three, two, one. Phelps. Michael Phelps. Time it counted or not? Count it. Count it. We're in, one. Michael Phelps. Time it counted or not?

Count it. Count it. We're in Saint Se. We Phelpsed it. Uh-oh. Ooh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down. With some random thoughts and white meat too. Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat.

So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead, get on your feet. Because it's the Ghost Brothers Podcast. Everybody morning, we're taking ground. Ghost Brothers Podcast. Ghost Brothers Podcast. Welcome back, Ghosties. This is episode 279, I believe. And we're ready to move.

Right now, Brad and I are neighbors, but he's got his eyes on something else. Oh, 279 presented by Good Ranchers. That's right. That's right. The whole episode of 279 is brought to you by Good Ranchers. Yeah.

Thank you for remembering. Yeah. GoodRanchers.com. Yeah, I guess you could say I'm ready to move. I'm not about ready to move because the place I was looking at, a little out of my price range. Yeah, you texted me, Rachel, Catherine, and yourself. I'm not about ready to move because the place I was looking at a little out of my price range. Yeah.

You texted me, Rachel, Catherine, and yourself. And you said future Ghost Runners HQ. What year did you say? I forget. 2025, I think. 2025 Ghost Runners HQ. Which is realistic. Fun little Zillow link here.

Let's see. Just a quaint little cottage house. I didn't even know there was a house on it. Because the only pictures you see are drone pictures of just land and grass and pond. And then there's a price tag. It's $6.9 million. Not seven.

We're going to need good ranchers to keep it coming. We're going to need a few of good ranches of our own. But I did see, I was like, oh, wow, yeah, in the corner there is a house. it does say there's like five houses on it oh are there really yeah i haven't even clicked around check it out because it says five beds seven bath not bad do you need more bath than bed oh do you

you do you do yeah i guess you get enough rooms you start having a guest one and then one for every trust me you need more i don't I've never lived more bath than bed. It says 12,000 square feet. Is that the one house? I don't know about that. Probably, yes. But then there's also like a barn. There's an office building.

There's another home that's probably a, I don't know, $200,000, $300,000 house. Oh, you're right. This does come with so many homes. And one of the homes is called, they call it like in-earth home or in-ground home or something. If you look on there. It's a bunker.

Yeah, it kind of is. The back of it, like basically the roof, it hits the ground. Oh, ooh. Dude, this is not a very good picture, but there's a really tight shot of just an elevator.

There's an elevator. I recognize that. That's an elevator. There's an elevator in it. Wow. And it's just, I don't remember how many acres it's on, but it's on a lot of acreage. And there's a button for like a alarm. Like if you're stuck, I mean, who does that go to? It goes to the people, I guess. Just like other people in your house. Hey, somebody's stuck. That stinks. I'm not an elevator repair man. So, oh wow. In ground home ground home yeah what do you think um it doesn't look that nice i think what makes a home is like seeing it up off the ground like whoa that's big well that's

nice the front of it looks up off the ground though it's just like the back of it that's true the back time we're gonna need to get some visuals for the old youtube on this i think okay um but yeah the the back is yeah pretty much just flat on the ground there. This one you want to screen record, maybe? Sure. We don't have to do that. We're not real sure how to do that quickly. Shift Command 5?

Oh, yeah. We still have it for screenshots. You go Shift first, huh? You freak. Yeah, I go command first. Oh, I don't know. I go bottom and top. Just kidding.

Well, either way, that's fun. It's in Bucyrus. Yeah. So let us know. Bucyrus, Kansas? Yeah. That's where I live. Or it's like, that's my address.

Really? Yeah, I mean, it's not too far off 69 and was it 223rd, I think? Wow. Yeah, that's like really close to me. We could like really cut down on his commute. Yeah. If we bought the $7 million house. $7 million property.

We wouldn't be getting those, hey, lots of traffic texts, you know. Yeah. Lots of traffic, I'm sure, on a farm road 64. I like some of the perks that Zillow has. 192 acres. My gosh, that'd be awesome. That seems like too much. No.

Well, I'm saying I don't want to spend that much. I'll just take a few. 6.9 million. Look how beautiful it is, though. A lot of green grass. A lot of green grass. It's one of the features that says automatic waterers. Yes, dude.

Does that mean sprinkler? But I think for a lot of the property, yeah. That's nice that they did that. It's amazing, dude. It's really unbelievable. I mean, of course, it's $7 million, so it better be freaking awesome. But still. But you said five homes?

Yes. I don't know about homes, but five buildings, I think. There's definitely an office building that could be a home. There's that one bunker home there's a uh big barn and then maybe like a like storage barn or something like that i could live in a storage barn oh barely in kansas you like that don't you oh love to just go over to missouri get my gas come on back all right 64 days on on zillow i'd say it's ours if we want it. No one else is snatching it up. We could probably get it for 6.3.

At this point, yeah. It's dropping. Dropping drastically. I mean, if you fight the government, get your extra... Yeah, if I get a little extra money, my plot of land here. Extra 6 mil. And I just steamroll that momentum. Like, hey, what

can't I negotiate at this point? So if you're out there and you want to invest in Ghostrunners Headquarters, I mean, we could do events here. We could do so much good here, and we could just have a beautiful plot of land. Yeah, Ghostrunners Getaway, come to Bucyrus in our barn. That would be so fun, dude. That'd be pretty cool.

So anyway, we can put some of the money up but probably not all the money you and me and the emshes i think i think timon's parents just got done with the living room remodel so they might be a little tight on funds so i don't think they we can get they're all three of us together but um we're close so if you're interested well 20 down will be no problem it's just like you know obviously i'd rather pay in cash yeah you don't want to you want to avoid the PMI if you can. Mortgage rates right now. They're crazy. Just waiting for it to crash.

You think a crash is imminent? People are saying. A crash is imminent. I don't know about a crash, but yeah. Recess? What's the difference? Good question. How extreme does it have to be to be one or the other?

From what I understand, the rates right now are crazy crazy high and so not as many people are buying and so i think the rates are going to go down then everyone's going to buy again cyclical so i don't know what that like a jockey yeah and in my very limited knowledge of it so i think that's why we need to go now 6.9 million guys guys. It's easy money. They say strike while the iron's hot, but guess what? Everyone else is also striking. Strike while the iron's cold, you're the only one striking. Genuinely, and then you just refinance.

So we'll just go 6.9 with whatever. We'll just get like a 7%, 8% mortgage rate, no problem. And then we put 1% down. That way we have much more to refinance. Yeah. Smart. Yeah. Okay.

So that's fun. Bucyrus. They got pawns. I mean, it's just, yeah. I do. I do. I'm getting the bug. Like, Catherine and I, the other night, kind of just spontaneously, probably for like two

hours, I just screen shared on our TV and we just looked at- Just scrolled below like it's Instagram. Yeah. We're like, man, this would be fun to be over here yeah it's just this was just out of nowhere you got and Catherine did this yeah I think technically it started her brother sent her a property close to her parents house and was like this is for sale and we're like okay like what that's awesome you should do it that's cool but I you know I was like okay I'll check this out and then I was like I wonder if there's places like that around here. Yeah. Because that same exact day, Gunner

and Emily were over here watching the Chiefs game together, and we were all talking about getting land and moving in together. Yeah. So I thought maybe the girls talked, and that's why you said that. Oh, they did. Yes. Oh, okay. Gotcha. Yeah. That makes it less of a coincidence then. Yeah, either way, down to move somewhere. It's kind of fun. Be fun to have a pond again. Fun to have a dog again. What's the, not spoiler alert, but twist, plot twist, is that this is actually Tymon's house, and we just didn't know it. Like, Tymon's just low-key, like,

been living on this $7 million land. Wow. That would be a fun twist. Zoom in, and like, yeah, one of the pictures on the wall. That's Tymon and 18 other people. No wonder they can afford it. They're just tending to the land themselves. They get all the sprinklers going.

This is the dream, though. I would love to get out with some land again, have the pickle barn up and going. Yep. Pickleball court, golf simulator, studio for Tymon's music, of course. Yes. Of course. Absolutely.

Cost calculator. So the mortgage, now this is if. Of course. Absolutely. Cost calculator. So the mortgage, now this is if we put 20% down. Is it? Which, that's comfortable. That would be $1.38 million down payment. But then after that, I mean, that's nice to get that chunk away. Because from then on, it costs $38,000 a month. A month?

That's principal and interest. Not a week? Yeah. That's fine. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah. Not a week. Yeah, so that is, yeah. That's fine. Yeah, I mean, mortgage insurance is zero.

We made $24. No, I think we're up to like $30 on that Chick-fil-A video now. Really? Yeah, so, I mean, if that thing, if the rate is going, I mean, we can afford this thing

in, I don't know, 85, 95 years. Utility's not included, so. Well, I'm sure the automatic water is don't take much water, so. No. Utility's probably not. Well, water's sure the automatic waterers don't take much water. No. Utility is probably not. Well, water is cheap anyway.

It's a small commodity. Yeah. Did you watch the Mr. Beast video, by the way, about 100 wells in Africa? I've been meaning to. I always watch videos on the main channel. I think every now and then I'll flick on the philanthropy ones. Did you watch it? Oh, was it on the philanthropy? This one was the main channel.

I was going to say. Oh, really? I was like, oh, this is like what you would see on the philanthropy. Wow. Yeah. Dumb me. Dude, he's cranking out videos. Yeah.

I mean, it's a lot in a short amount of time. It's insane. So how was the video? You watched it? Yeah. I don't know if I got all the way through it, but yeah, it was cool. I mean, they were just building 100 wells all over Africa. It's just crazy.

A, it's just mind-boggling that like these people don't have water and i think that's just just so hard to comprehend that it's just yeah amazing to me so they kind of did outline that a little bit right do you watch the time yeah like or some of it anyway like yeah they showed like something minutes yeah okay yeah i think it was like a yeah 10 minute video but video, but they like went to, you know, they like, he even did like the water walk with these people, like what they do every day, you know, like walked a mile in this really treacherous terrain to get water. It's not even good. You know, like, yeah, it's just crazy. And then all of a sudden they just,

you know, go down far enough with this thing and create water. And it's just like a huge deal. And it's just like, yeah, just puts into perspective like, okay, wow, we are so fortunate to just turn it on and off no matter what and not think about how much we're using or anything like that. Yeah, shower as long as you want, courtesy flush, the water we're using. I did a mission trip in Honduras in college. I think the company organization was called Living Water potentially. And, yeah, that was cool.

I mean, and what we were told was like, yeah, they have to walk like a mile and a half right now to get water. But we only did one. I can the company organization was called Living Water, potentially. Yeah, that was cool. What we were told was, yeah, they have to walk a mile and a half right now to get water. We only did one. I can't imagine doing 100. It's pretty sweet. Yeah, it was crazy. Did he get any pushback? Every now and then, when he gives things away, people always get upset. Yeah. The reason I initially

watched it, because this is probably so genius Mr. Beast or whatever, but on Twitter, he just tweeted, I'm sure I'm going to get a bunch of pushback from the video I just posted. Um, it's a, yeah, even when I'm doing good, I'm going to get pushed back or something like that. Yeah. He always gets hate. What's that mean? You know? And so I looked at it and I did see some people commenting, like there's way more geopolitical issues here with this or whatever. I'm like, come on. Like there, I. I mean, maybe there are repercussions, but I don't think the repercussions are nearly as bad as –

they're not as bad as people dying from not having enough water or being malnourished or whatever it is. So I don't know enough of the ins and outs and the intricacies of everything, but I'm like, come on. It's a good thing to provide somebody with a very basic human need, and he's able to do it you know yeah he like uh i guess i shouldn't say cured but he found a way to have a thousand people who were deaf he like gave them like hearing aids and people were like upset at that you know just

like it's always something what's the angle for being upset about that i don't remember now that video was a little while ago i do kind of remember or was it was it blind he did that video too i just remember that one being like some backlash or something yeah, and I didn't watch it, so I don't know enough, but Time in your gen Z guy so tell us about mr. Beast I don't got a mr. Beast look to him to you got a little homer hickam little mr. B homer hickam mr. Beast Yeah, he's a little love child. Do you watch all those videos? Most of them yeah, you like watch a laser one more recent laser one. I think I was good good video It was good. I was have you seen the like escaping traps

Just like oh like one guy was the yeah Yeah, yeah a lot of VFX and CGI now on you notice yeah, yeah, and a lot of a lot of his new ones He's using like even the water one There was one like demonstrating like this is the one bridge that they can cross this river and it's like yeah dude and he did like this simulation of like like this is what it looks like when the river floods and like just wash the whole bridge cool super cool yeah i mean these are like james cameron videos at this point or like movies at this point he's cranking about on a weekly basis but still like 1080p, like he just

doesn't want to seem super produced, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's cool. It's pretty cool. Cool guy. Cool guy. Hope he's not secretly terrible because right now I like him. Yep. Yeah. I feel, is it hard to be secretly terrible these days?

I think if you have a podcast, it would be very shocking to find out this person's like secretly terrible that seems like a you know hour two hours a week with someone yeah i just feel like i feel like if you do unless it's completely private well what yeah whatever without getting like super dark into like what could he do that's secretly terrible it's like it's like okay if he's doing something in public, people are going to document it. If he's doing something online, people are going to, you know, call him out on it. Like, even if it's like a private, like relationship he's having or saying to somebody like it and beyond that, it's like,

okay, what else is he going to do? That's really extremely terrible. You know, like he just, it could be like an Ellen Deen's generous thing where we don't see it but like within the team within the company there's like a terrible like yeah boss employee relationship or yeah i don't know even well i i'm not gonna say that like that evens itself out but like he's doing so much good in the world that maybe he is passionate and maybe he is like a little bit of like a hey we need to work really hard for this and maybe it I don't know I would assume those guys though that he's friends with from the little I know about

Mr. B's like those guys don't seem like like they would be anywhere without him kind of thing his employees like some of those guys like his friends yeah oh I see I see yeah maybe not like the really impressive like managers and all those

guys but like i don't know i i because i'm sure he is probably very it sounds like he's admitted he's like i'm very obsessed with work yeah and so i'm sure on some levels people don't like that all the time yeah but he also just gives so much away oh yeah i think he's awesome yeah i think he's very very impressive so probably. So, probably a good guy. Probably a good guy. But I don't know him. So, who knows? I got a new friend this week, though. It's not Mr. Beast. New friend Joe is in town.

New friend Joe? Yeah. Will Severin's brother-in-law. He came to... You met him? It's Will's wife's... Lauren's brother? Yeah, brother. Uh-uh. Just moved from North Carolina to Kansas City. Lives in Lenexa. Okay. And he's a sporty guy. So, I just know we're going to be friends. Great. Yeah. I've from North Carolina to Kansas City. Lives in Lenexa. And he's a sporty guy, so I just know we're going to be friends. Yeah, I've already played multiple sports with him.

He was at football on Saturday and then played pickleball with him on Sunday. And yeah, so just new friend Joe. Just wanted to announce that. Got a new friend. Really excited. That's it? That's it. Just got a new friend.

I have a new friend in town. Okay. Congrats. I think there was something I was going a new friend. I have a new friend in town. Okay. Congrats. I think there was something I was going to say and I don't remember what it was. There was definitely like an ending to this

but I don't remember. New friend Joe. Oh, and by the way, he only has one leg. Yeah. Something crazy about his physical stature. I can't remember it

but that's it for now. Okay. I did it again. I lost my wallet. Really? Don't know where it is. This is the second year in a row that I'm going to leave and drive to South Dakota for a pheasant hunting trip,

and I do not know where my wallet is. And it's also voting day today, and so Catherine Ellis is not very happy that I don't have my wallet, a.k.a. cannot vote right now. So after this, I'm going to be scouring the house. What do you think happens? Because I think in the last episode, you're saying like, yeah, I'm very much an order

guy. It's the wallet, dude. I don't know. I think I don't have systems like that. Because sometimes I'll put my wallet in my pocket. Other times I leave it in my car, but I'm not always driving the same car. Or I put it in one pocket

and then I forget to take it out of my pocket when I take off my clothes or whatever. Check the lawn chairs yet? The what? Lawn chairs? Wasn't that where they were last time? Lawn chair cup holder? What if?

What if it's like, it's been the same spot the entire time. I just can't sit in a lawn chair. I'm going to lose my wallet. No, I've already kind of checked some decent places. So I'm a little bit nervous that I actually do not know where it is again. Would your kids take your wallet and put it somewhere? Rosie might these days.

Okay. Bo and Hattie wouldn't without like telling me. But I also think that if Rosie took it, she would like deconstruct it first. And so we'd see signs. It would be like a little handsome, incredible breadcrumb. Yes. Like, hey, what's my credit card doing on the floor? You know, I started to leave clues. So I don't know. I don't, I don't know, but I'm it's, it's getting to the point. I mean,

I already was like self-admitted, like I lose things specifically in my wallet. And now it's just getting like, this is actual problem because we're going to Hawaii in like three weeks, not even, and I got to have the ID for that. Well, passport, you fly with passport. No, my passport's expired. Oh, I need to get a new passport. Yeah. You're going to need an ID or a passport. It's, it's DEF CON 20 here in a second. It was one of those things where I was like, ah, it's probably in Catherine's car. And I took it on a road trip and haven't, you know, gotten it out of there yet. I will say I hate that feeling

when you need something and you're like, okay, it should be here. And once it's not in that first spot, like, oh boy, it really needed to be there because I don't really have a good second option. Nope.

That's a bummer feeling. And that's the thing, dude. I have 18 options and I've already looked at those 18 places. That's how Rachel lives her life. It could be anywhere. Anything could be anywhere. I will say a classic spot that i have not looked yet inside the couch cushions oh yeah that seems likely yeah but then again with a wallet it seems like

i wouldn't get like fall all the way down there i don't think i ever get to the couch with a wallet in my pocket i think it's like yeah i'm I'm inside. It's clear the pockets. That's the tough thing. Yeah. Often. Yeah. I clear out the pockets every time I go. Yeah. So a big culprit is my shoes. Like if I go work out or something and I put it in one of my shoes or I'm leaving basketball, I throw it in my basketball shoes or something. Checked all the shoes, not there. So if you're out there and you want to give me some suggestions on where it could be let me know yeah i'm trying to think i i mentioned that time steve coop ran over his checkbook with a lawnmower yeah so maybe it's just in the lawn in the lawn or on the back of the lawnmower also maybe like an old uh not old but like a piece of luggage that i don't use very often yeah you know yeah

because i have my John Kander bag. Shout out to John Kander. I have that bag. It's like a perfect small weekend bag, but then maybe I put it in one of the other ones. That's where I'm going to check next, I think. You think wallet might have gone in a luggage compartment? Yeah. Interesting.

Would you not? I think a wallet is only either in my pocket or not, or like on a desk or on a thing. Yeah, yeah. That's probably my issue is that I just don't like having it in my pocket or not, or like on a desk or on a thing. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. That's probably my issue is that I just don't like having it in my pocket very much. So if I can get it out, because it's just thick enough

where it's like, I'm kind of annoyed by this thing in my pocket, so I take it out. The real psychopaths are the people who put their wallet in their back pocket and just sit on it all day.

See, I used to always do that. How do you live your life that way? I don't think it's psychopath. I think it's ignorance because then you're just like, wait a second, I can, there's another way. Tymon you live your life that way? I don't think it's psychopath. I think it's ignorance because then you're just like, wait a second, there's another way. Tymon, you a back pocket guy? No.

You have front pockets. It's very clear to see. Yeah. No, I used to love the back pocket move, dude. How come? Crushing your wallet. I don't know. I just didn't mind.

How come? That's a good question. Because I think I liked having my front pockets open. That's probably why I always take it out now. That's very fair. Like you have stuff in your pockets right now? I have my keys and that's it. Right now I have my wallet and my keys in my left pocket.

Yeah? I could have a thousand things in my left pocket, only my phone in my left pocket. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. Oh, really? Left pocket's wallet keys, right pocket phone. Yeah.

And then back pocket, I will go back pocket for like, I've been given like something that's thin and small like a like a pass for something okay it means to me that feels like a back pocket that's always a back pocket for me very very rarely ever have anything in my back pocket like yeah but yeah i see what you're saying like uh like hey here's your pass for you know the venue this or like a map like at a zoo yeah anything thin. Just like stick that in. Sure.

Yeah, anything else, I just completely forget about it. It fits in my back pocket. Yeah, that's another culprit. I mean, I can tell you all the places I look. Like one of them is like, okay, some pants that I haven't worn in a while or like a coat that I wore once offhanded, just threw my wallet in there. Like all those are kind of like usual suspects. Yeah, you go through the dirty clothes, just all the pants don't i don't wash my pants every time i wear them but at least anything

that isn't oh yeah i see what you're saying so it could be the dirty clothes but also could be back in your closet kind of thing yeah exactly so all sorts of pockets that's wild i on the other end i just got done using all of my chapstick yeah like i think it's two chapsticks in a row that I haven't lost. I've used them to the very end. So I'm reaching final form with my belongings. Yes. Only thing out of my pocket right now. Yeah.

Chapstick right here. Softlips is good, dude. Really? Once it hits your lips. How often are you using it? Like. Maybe like once a day. Really?

Yeah. Right now I feel fine. Really? But maybe I'm enabling myself you know that's what i've always heard like because i never use chapstick like maybe i shouldn't say never hand up i was lying i use it probably twice a year okay like but only when they're like actually chapped like a baboon's butt yeah but i've heard like yeah if you use it all the time then your body is expecting yeah it's like an ankle brace you're letting the tendons and the muscles weaken. Like, hey, we don't need to do it.

We got the brace. Sure. No problem. Got the rustle. That's why you should be wearing flip-flops when you play basketball. Yeah. Make them work for it. Yeah. I do it on stilts. Yeah. Five fingers. There's sometimes I get like so conscientious or like nervous. I don't know what the word would be about. Like I'm about to go perform. I am about to go talk for 30 minutes. I got to make sure I got to have some good, you know, water in my throat, you know, wet the throat. I got to have the lips wet. We're ready to get, to get some words out. Yeah. I don't know if I really need it, but I tell myself I do. That seems like one of those things that your mouth's probably dry by the end of it. Maybe not anymore. Maybe you haven't

noticed, but I, if I were an athlete, I would be so nervous all the time. Like about my, like every time I went upstairs, I'd be like, this could ruin my entire life going down these stairs. If I fall, dude, I don't know if I'm a narcissist or if you, you would say the same thing, but there's come a point where I've started to look at my life. Like I'm making, I mean, maybe half of my living from mood swings and Friday pickleball. Like, should I be more protective of my body? Which is like, sounds ridiculous. I'm making, I mean, maybe half of my living from mood swings and Friday pickleball. Like, should I be more protective of my body? Which is like, sounds ridiculous. I'm like, is pickup basketball worth it?

Should I be getting cardio in other ways? Is playing pickup football worth it? Like, what if I can't, what if I really do something in my body and I can't film golf and I can't film pickleball for six months? Yeah. That's pretty detrimental. But then you could still film that stuff a little bit hurt, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Unless you break your leg or something. Even then, you could do some of those sketches. Yeah, you could do comedy stuff. Fake them. But yeah. It's embarrassing that that's crept into my mind, though. And I'm not even a professional athlete. I can't imagine how I would be if I was Patrick Mahomes.

Right. He'd carry me everywhere. When Patrick Mahomes and Tyreek Hill, I think it was after their first year together, they were famously playing basketball at Lifetime Fitness. And they were doing spin moves and dunks and blocking. Yeah, I was like, get out of there. Stop it.

Don't you dare do a single ounce of effort or energy. And it's like, they're athletes. They're going to be just fine. But I would just be so worried. I get worried now. I'm like, that would be so sucky to have to not be able to walk for like months at a time with kids. Yeah. I was texting a friend of ours, Danny Tapp.

And he's like, I tore my ACL. And he's like, even just doing that as an adult, it's just like, man, I can't imagine the physical bummer, but also just the mental of just like, oh, man, I'm just like, I'm lame. I can't move as much. I need help getting around. It hurts. He was texting me because he's like, because I like to drive

a stick shift, like to use the clutch or anything, because I tore my ACL, I have to get a new car now. He's like, I can't drive a stick shift anymore. I'm like,

dang, dude. Yeah. Man, I hope I don't tear my ACL at any age. No, I've done it. It's no fun.

Detrimental. My dad tore either one or both, but now he just doesn't have them. He just lives his life. No ACLs. Really? Yeah. Didn't know that was an option. Can't really turn.

He runs straight just fine. But yeah, you're going to lock him up on a slant route. That's not as easy with no ACL. No ACLs. Yeah, pretty sure. I don't think I'm making that up. Okay. Interesting.

So you don't need it. Yeah, I would definitely, if I were in your shoes, I would be not psyched out necessarily, but I would be like, I got to make sure I have this. I got to make sure this. If I'm performing, I'm not eating anything because I don't want it to get on my clothes. I'd be so worried about all that stuff, dude. I do get worried. Even leading worship, which was for 300 people at most, I'd be like, I gotta be very careful with this coffee because if it gets on me, that's really embarrassing. Yeah.

I've never had a spill, but other little things I've noticed is certain foods or drinks before performing that will give me just the slightest indigestion. Even if I have to burp twice while performing, that's still like uncomfortable. And I have to find a time to try and burp away from the microphone or like out of my nose, but then it stings or wait for a big laugh.

You know, it's just like these things I'd rather not think about. Like, I love the idea of like the ghosties at your show, like getting a great laugh. They just see you just like, like quietly like, like no one else knows what the ghost is out there.

Like, Oh, I think you just burped really loud. I mean, if you've been at shows, I mean, it would be a very small thing to notice, but there are times,

you know, where I just like, definitely like the only time I moved the mic away from my mouth is definitely cause something's coming out of me. Yeah. Which makes sense. Like if you're trying to clear your throat or something and maybe make it look like that.

Yeah. Like no one, no one knocks the clearing of the throat, but people knock burps. People knock burps. I honestly – I think that that says more about how comfortable you are performing than anything if your body is burping. I think there's something – Yeah, how nervous can you be if you're burping? Seriously, though. I think there's something like – Tymon, have you ever burped during a show?

I don't know. No, though, I think there's something like time. Have you ever burped during a show? I don't know. I don't know. I don't think the answer is no, because you're not comfortable enough up there because you're only doing a show three or four times. Yeah, you're still not like totally in there yet. Like, whereas Jake's like, yeah, I'm struggling with this thing. Like it is good point. I think the body in general, like

if it knows you have a task, it's kind of like, all right, we can hold this off for a while. We can't love forever. I feel that way every time I like, like I'll be like, gosh, I have a headache today or I don't feel good. I don't ever think about it until, and then I get done with the podcast and it's like, oh man, I don't feel good. Now I don't feel good. Yeah. There was, it's, it's never during the moments. Yeah. Just fine. The mind is great. It's good at compartmentalizing and focusing. And there was a show pretty recently, whatever one it was, but I, I mean, I, I was debating whether I should put on an every life diaper when i went out and performed

a couple shows ago it's like oh there is a rumble in the jungle but i don't know if i can start the process we want 15 minutes where i go on not a guarantee we get out of the out of the bullpen you're a long uh you it takes you a while to warm up and what i was feeling in there i mean it felt like a 12 round battle it was like i don't I don't know if this is an in and out. See, I would probably be super skinny if I ever performed because I would not eat anything. Or I would just eat late at night and I'd get even bigger. I don't know.

Yeah, that's kind of the problem. So I was like, all right, just suck it up. And I did. And I would go out there. I don't think about it for 30 minutes. And then when I get off stage, boing, Mount Vesuvius. See ya. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, the mind, body. I thought that guy's it for 30 minutes. And then when I get off stage, boing, Mount Vesuvius. See ya. Yeah.

Yeah. But yeah, the mind, body, I saw that guy's pants were not brown. He's like kind of lifted up on one leg and it smells like fresh mountain air in here. I don't know what's going on. Oh dude.

I think somebody tried to buy one of those things. Ghosty. Oh, did they really? Oh geez. Come on guys. Hey, don't support him.

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I like that. That's like, if we don't know what else to say. Joe's in town. Joe's still cool. There had to be a reason I brought that up, but I don't know it. Dude, just a random other thought. Is Joe cooler than me? No, I'm just kidding.

Is it darker at night during the fall and winter? I don't know. I don't know if it's a mental game. Isn't that just a moon thing? Moon? It's just a moon thing. It has a role? I don't know.

That's what I thought. I was like, maybe it's just the moon. But it feels, and maybe it's because it's colder. Maybe it's because it's earlier in the night, and I'm still trying to be productive in the dark sometimes but like it feels like in the summer when it's dark it's still like a friendly dark in the winter and fall when it's dark it's like dark ominous dudes like get home dude spooky dark do you guys resonate with that at all like like when you go like when you're driving home at 5 36 o'clock at night and it's dark it feels like the the headlights look different maybe it's a mental thing here's what i'll give you i think there's something to starting to see leaves fall off the tree i think that makes

it look darker to me something like that's worse like not seeing a full green tree illuminated by a street light in the middle of the night but but something about a barren, you know, leafless tree, that's dark. That'll get you mentally dark right there. I think it is a mental thing, but it's like a justified mental thing. Like it makes sense.

Cause it's like, I feel like when it's colder and just like less comfortable outside, like the darker just feels. Yeah. I mean, there's literally less light happening. Seizal depression happens in the winter. That is a dark time. Yeah. You could. Yeah. It makes sense. I don I mean, there's literally less light happening. Seizal depression happens in the winter. That is a dark time.

Yeah. Yeah. Makes sense. I don't know if it's physically darker, but it makes sense. I did just look it up. Is the sky darker in the winter? It says, yes, it is. Let's go, Brad.

Wow. Modern day, you know. This is from Quora. Oh, I trust Quora. Do you? It didn't put an apostrophe on the its. Yes, it is. And it's, I-T-S, that's wrong, due to two reasons.

One, less moisture in the air due to lower temperatures. Two, the direction in which Earth points in winter. Oh. Earth and winters point away from the Milky Way center, whereas in summer it points towards the center. This makes the summer sky brighter. Good job. Wow.

It just... Galileo over here. Okay, yeah, so I guess I'm not crazy, but anyway, I don't know. I don't like it as much. I don't, I like a lot of things about fall and winter. I like being home. It's like the sweet time, but there's something about those dark skies that just feel a little different. So just if you're out there and you're noticing it, let me know. I think one nice thing about dark winter sky, when it does snow, it feels so bright outside because the snow

is reflecting the light. That's kind of nice. Imagine if it snowed during the summer. Oh, you need sunglasses. Which brings me to half-baked idea. Want to share a few? Sure. Snow glasses. I didn't write down any new ones. Unfortunately,

what I have left are two from last week that I thought, these aren't good enough to even say. So, I have those two left, and then I have one that I wrote down in the middle of the night when I was like, I gotta write this down. I just met Joe. But no, this is one from last week. Shades. Of course.

It's not a good name, but sunglasses in contacts. Is that a thing? In contacts. Yeah. So it's like, I don't need a physical sunglass anymore. Just pop in my shades. Would they be like the, what are they called? Not transformative lenses.

Oh, yeah. I know what you're saying. The ones that adjust in the sky. Yeah, like they switch. They got it, right? Or else you'd be taking them in and out. Oh, yeah. If they don't stay in all day and just transform,

then I think that is a bad idea. Yeah, I don't know. I was foreseeing them being like a sport mode. It's like, I'm putting these contacts in for this three-hour event where I'm playing baseball or whatever, and I don't need to worry about sunglasses. It's somewhat impairing my vision. I just get to see how I normally see, but it's shaded.

What about someone that already wears contacts? Like double contacting. Oh, yeah, that's what I'm thinking. This is for people who, oh, I guess it could be for people not visually impaired. Great. Open it up to everybody. Originally, I was thinking this is only for people who already need contacts. Now everyone's in the audience.

Everyone is a customer if they go outside. You'd look very cool. It would be hard not to make it look weird on your eyes. That's true. Just gives you like super dark eyes. And you have like light blue eyes. But then again, dude, if you're a quarterback, you know, they're always like.

Watch the eyes. Yeah, you can't see them. The whole eyes are black. I don't understand why more quarterbacks don't use like a reflect, like a visor the way that's a good point or like a helmet that's like really loose on their head hear me out here hear me out i know it sounds dangerous but i don't know that's right what i'm thinking is like because you're you're reading the eyes but let's say you can't see that you're still reading the shoulders you're reading the head mainly like something

where they can like look right and the helmet kind of still stays left. Like there's so much room in there. Well, just get a gimbal or something, right? Yeah, it's like a delay on it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It stays still even though your head's moving around. Yeah, yeah.

It stays in one place. It's just like an all black, or no, it's completely reflective, but it's a one-way mirror. Yeah, all you're seeing is just the opposite of the line. So it's just like a perfect sphere, and then you can just look any way you want, but it's just, to the outside, no one can tell. I way you want but it's just to the outside no one can tell i like the more i have big ideas should

involve mirrors facing you yeah that's fun shades all right anybody else yeah my first one is uh an exercise uh program for outdoorsmen okay so imagine this you're you're not one of those guys you're an outdoorsman you don't want to just be cooped up in a gym all day, pushing weights around with, you know, Donnie try hard and Susie squats a lot. You want to be outside in nature by yourself. Um, and you want to have a, a task you want to, um, maybe hunt some rodents. You know, I have a, I have a raccoon on my deck. How fun would it be and how good would it be exercise-wise for an outdoorsman to find the raccoon and then race him for a mile before he shoots him? Enter in crossbow fit.

Got it. Like crossfit but with crossbows. So you make money two ways. These people, outdoorsmen, you make money two ways. These people, outdoorsman pay you a subscription service. They pay you monthly to be in the database. And then the Brad Ellis's of the world who have raccoons pay you and say, I'll pay you a hundred dollars to get rid of my raccoon.

No problem, Brad. I got Josh Brumfield over here waiting to do some crossbow fit. He comes in his, by the way, provided for him through his subscription crossbow fit attire, which is both camo and annoying. No, sorry. I thought it was gonna be more like a cross.

Oh, okay. Flexible. No, it's like, it's like active wear. It's breathable. Okay. But it also just looks cool. It doesn't look like, you know, flexible oh okay uh yeah flexible no it's like it's like active wear it's breathable okay but it also just looks cool doesn't look like okay you know one of those uh jaco jaco croco guys benny bench press we don't we don't need any benny bench presses over here and so all of a sudden josh brumfield's got his crossbow he's working out he's maybe doing some squats to you know

to look down there to find the raccoon. Get some crossbow fit. Crossbow fit. Okay. What do you think? Are they going to get anything close to a workout they would get in a gym? No. That's fine.

Maybe. You don't know. You don't know that. I have an alternative. Maybe like subsidiary. Okay. that um i'm alternative uh maybe like subsidiary okay well i was gonna say maybe you you say hey the house is within this one mile radius somebody find it somebody's got a raccoon problem yeah so you got some walking going on maybe you have certain fences that they have to get over you

know like stuff like that then all of a sudden you got outdoorsmen with uh weapons just going through your backyard. It's okay. I pay a subscription to Crossbow Fit. I'm doing Crossbow Fit. No problem. Oh, no problem. Have fun, honey.

Got my ear to the ground. Yeah. For some reason, I like to imagine, you know, these animals are already dead maybe. He's got to go find them. He's like a roadkill getter. Okay. And he's like putting the deer over his back.

Okay. And then he has to like walk with it, and then you can like choose to squat with it or lunge with it or something do curls with it putting a bloody dead deer on his back and just yeah walking around yeah he's an outdoorsman he's outdoorsman they don't mind that instead of like hey i want to do leg day i want to do arm day it's like i want deer day i want deer okay that's leg day yeah arm day okay we're gonna give you a couple armadillos you're gonna curl those on your way back yeah double meaning armadillo yeah arm day so i think yeah you choose the animal go get it perfect walk it back to us okay perfect crossbow fit um next this one's called hot dogs okay uh when you have your z uh yeah let, let's change that. Yeah. Hot dogs with a Z.

And this is for, you know, oftentimes it's referred to like, you know, you take your socks and shoes off, you're getting the dogs out. So this is toes being dogs. This is warming them up at a time when they're chilly. Yeah. Pedicure. Got the spacers in between your toes. Heated toe spacers. Oh, okay.

Oh, that's nice. I got a warm foot all of a sudden. How did you do that? I'm freezing to death over here. Oh, hot dogs. Hot dogs over here. I got a hot dog. I brought my own.

Good battery power, but good battery life on them. Yeah, give me three-quarter idea on that. That seems like all you got to do is put some heating system in that thing. Yeah, that's about it. Not a lot else to it. That was allup got to do is put some heating system in that thing. Yeah, that's about it. Not a lot else to it. That was alluped to me by Rachel. Because at first, I was like, all right, Rachel, let's think of some business ideas. Let's solve a problem.

What are your problems? She was like, my feet are cold. And I was like, all right, how do we solve it? And she said, socks. I was like, we have those. She said, heated floor. I said, heard of that too. It's in Brad's B-Zyrus house probably.

And then we thought of heated toe spacers. So hot dogs. Hot dogs. With a Z. Okay. My next one's called Flash Mob. Love it. And we all know,

Tymon, do you remember the Flash Mob craze? Not necessarily the craze, but I know what a Flash Mob is. Yeah. It used to be crazy. I know what a flash mob is. Yeah. It used to be crazy. I know what a flash mob is. I'm not that silly. So everyone thinks

they know what a flash mob is. This would literally be on-demand intimidators. So they would literally be like... I thought it was going to be a mob of people flashing you. No. Jake.

That reminds me of something. Keep going. I forgot. I didn't even write that down. Keep going. I forgot. I didn't even write that down. Holy cow. No, this would literally be like, hey, I'm trying to get a deal done. This is not working.

You know, business deal. All of a sudden, you call up flash mobs. You got 15 people around you being like, we can't get the deal done. We having trouble over here? We having trouble over here? They pop their knuckles a ton. Yeah.

They wear a lot of rings and necklaces. We could either do this the easy way or the hard way. What do you think? Oh, no. He brought his flash mob. Yeah, exactly. All of a sudden, boom. They're like flash mobsters.

Yeah, flash mob. When you need them. Yep. That's good. How readily available are they? What's their response time? Let's say, it's like uber you never know like you can you can check it you know it depends on if you're ever you're in the

middle of the country you'd have to organize that in a little bit advanced but if you're you know in the city yeah pretty rather like let's say atlanta let's say 15 minutes or less is there is their guarantee in atlanta not bad flash mob what are you doing well you don't want the deal you don't want the deal? You don't want the deal? $8,500 for not using the driveway? You're going to want to take the deal. Trust me.

It's going to be way easier if you just take the deal. Just take it. No? Let me show you the last person that didn't take the deal. Take a walk with me. It doesn't have to be 15 people. It could be three good ones. You know?

Yeah, if they're good enough. Yeah, you pay the flash mob xl you get like the really crappy ones like hey why uh what's going on guys i wouldn't i wouldn't uh we're having a problem zoinks boy oh boy i'll break your kneecaps this is a conundrum yeah uh. Speaking of flashing and mobbing, I had a bit of a sheltered kid moment yesterday. By the way, just been cranking out videos. I think between Thursday, Friday, and Monday of this past week, I have filmed 19 videos. It's crazy.

Really cranking them out. But we're out at Brookridge Golf Course. Trey and I find a nice little cozy area off to the side to shoot some golf skits. And there's some apartments at Brookridge overlooking this area of the course. Don't think much of it. We get done shooting the rest of our videos. Trey and Derek are like, all right, we're out of here.

I was like, you know what? I'm going to play the rest of this hole, then head in. It was about sunset anyway. I get to the tee box, and the woman's like, you like making those videos? out of here i was like you know what i'm gonna play the rest of this whole then head in it was about sunset anyway i get to the t-box and the woman's like you like making those videos kind of startled me i didn't know there was a woman on her back porch and i was like oh hey yeah oh yeah i love the videos she's like well if you ever need help i'm an exhibitionist sheltered kid not knowing what that is i go go, oh, cool. That's all right. And she goes, so if you ever need any nudity for your videos, let me know. I go, oh. Oh, being a social kid, didn't know what nudity

was. Thought it was FOSTA, you know? Yes. I was like, oh, okay. Well, we're good on that, but hey, I know where to find you. I said that to her. Looks like you live here. I'm a member at this course, so nowhere to find you. But yeah, it was a crazy offer. I mean, Derek and Trey had left 20 seconds ago. I mean, I was texting them immediately. Like, you guys just missed it.

You're never going to believe this. Guys, yeah. We just got an offer. What in the world? Yeah, that was wild. I truly didn't understand what I was even getting myself into. I'm an exhibitionist. It's probably her fantasy right now.

Some guy just got left alone. Some young buck. I'm an exhibitionist. Sweet. That sounds fun. Wow. Yeah. I've always, like local circuses.

I don't understand it. How does this work? You do like museums? You do like exhibits. I did that in fifth grade, science fair. Seventh grade, National History Day. Yep. Did over the globalization of Coca-Cola.

Have you ever seen October Sky? Homer Hickam did a great exhibit on his rocket. It got bigger and bigger as he got older and more successful. That Miss Riley's something, huh? Dude, that's crazy. So then did you say, no, watch me hit this drive? Dude, I did tell Rachel. I was like, I got to tell you this story.

I was like, but I did hit one of the best drives ever. I felt like George Bush. Like, no, watch me pipe it or whatever he says. No, watch me bomb this drive. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I mean, it was funny. Like, in my entire, like, I'm like on the set.

I'm like, I can't believe that just happened. I'm like taking my swing back. Just still thinking, that was so crazy. I can't believe that just happened. What in the world? Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I mean, it was funny. In my entire, I'm on the set, I'm like, I can't believe that just happened. I'm taking my swing back, just still thinking, that was so crazy. I can't believe that just happened. What in the world? Yeah. Wow. Almost. I didn't even write it down.

Forgot to even mention that. I'm glad we talked about flashing. Man, you know your life is a little bit wild when you don't remember that story. I've gotten worse and worse about writing that stuff down. I didn't get back to it. My last one, this is the one where i was like oh gotta write this down for the boys middle of the night i'm gonna read you verbatim and maybe this isn't that terrible maybe i'm setting up poorly have a bunch of people audition for different lines in a movie

then use all of their auditions in the actual movie don't have to pay people to be in the in the movie i think it was my idea oh oh that's your oh it's like they're just auditioning i thought you're just making it super efficient and that too i think we don't really have to shoot the movie yeah it's way cheaper way quicker but none of them are auditioning for the same lines like you're in trouble memorizing it and then they you know they compare notes like oh yours is way different than mine that's weird i don't know i don't know some new director. You hire a shooting crew for just one day. It's just auditions. It looks so it's like-

Yeah. Wow, this is really high production. It's not just bad audition camera footage. It's shot nicely. Maybe it's shot like 300. Whole thing's in a warehouse, green screen. Yeah. I don't care if it is shot poorly.

I think I would go watch that movie if it's an intriguing enough idea like that. Honestly, yeah. It's an interesting experiment. Also, just as a very, very amateur actor in Gene George's comedy, I feel like often when I say the line not on camera, or not thinking that it's going to be like

when I'm practicing a line once before I actually say it, I say it better. Oh, I see what you're saying. For some reason, I thought you meant the word not. You're saying when you're kind of rehearsing it to yourself right beforehand, it sounds better than when you're on camera. Yep. Interesting. I don't know. Like sometimes I'm like, man, I wish I would have like waited and not done that and just done the line once, that kind of thing. All right. Well, I don't have a name for this. I guess I don't need a business name. The movie is going to be called Dress Rehearsal. Fun. And the whole marketing campaign around it is like,

we spent zero money on our cast. It was only on pre-production, post-production, and me. I mean, it's not even close to the exact same thing, but it's like Jury Duty was kind of a fun, like, hey, we only have one shot at this scene. Yeah. Jury Duty was so cool. Yeah.

Have you heard about that, Tymon? No. It's inappropriate, so don't watch it yet. But basically, tell them the idea. You can explain it better than I can. It was somewhat hidden camera style. Okay. In a way, these people were all told that they were going to be filmed for a documentary.

And there was this film crew going to follow them around. It's highlighting the experience of what it's like to be on jury duty. Okay. However, all of them are actors like to be on jury duty. Okay. However, all of them are actors except for one guy. Whoa. And they're all like

comedians or comedic actors or improvisers. Yeah. So there is a loose script and there are different like plot points and like storylines

they're trying to get to and they have characters they're playing. But at the end of the day, this guy is very much a part of it. They made him the foreman so he's kind of in charge

of the jury so he has a lot of say and there's how to react to him you know they can't break character they can't call you know there are a couple like

bloopers at the end or like deleted scenes where they call someone by their actual name that he didn't catch like there are a few things times that almost screwed up but just what a successful project

the first time ever doing anything like this that's crazy it was awesome it was so entertaining and so it made it so much funnier knowing that everyone else was acting. Some of the characters are just ridiculous. And like this one guy specifically is like, he like always has these super weird, quirky innovations that he would bring to like, like it's a one time, wasn't he had like a chair pants or something like that. And so literally he had like legs of a chair,

like, like fastened to the back of his pants. We can take a seat whenever he needed. And the other people like, like he would get to the jury, you know, quarters or whatever. And,

and the judge would have to be like, what are you going to, are you going to be using those, that those chair pants and everyone else had to just be like, what? That is the weirdest. And they had no idea he was bringing this thing out. I'm sure it had to be hilarious.

Oh, my gosh. Amazing that they didn't die laughing. So anyway, Jury Duty is, it's honestly, it was funniest, I think, the first couple episodes, but still just a great show. I think the whole time you're watching it, you're just amazed, the perplexity of like how they shot this and just like, this is so original. I'm just enthralled by the originality. It's so rare to get

original content these days if you like, but you did a good job. It was really impressive. Like they, none of them overacted if I, if I don't like,

you know what I mean? Like, yeah, like I think that'd be really hard because it's like, definitely. Okay. There's 30 of them in a room.

They can't all say that like the things all at the same time. Like they can't all have this like exuberant character. Yeah. But they also can't be boring, and so they have to find this balance,

and they have to be believable. Anyway, it was awesome. It was cool. It was really fun. All right. I think the judge in that was an actual judge, too. I don't think he was an actor. Remember that?

He was an actual Los Angeles County judge, I think. I can't remember if that's true it might be david wallace's was a real uh he worked at like uh morgan stanley or oh no way he wasn't an actor i think maybe he became an actor but like i think he was like in his previous life uh you know trump schwab or whatever good for him um so that's why he's like so corporate um all right kind of on the the same, same, uh, same plane, same thing. Uh, green scream. Now we're talking green scream is my next half-baked idea. It is pranking people with produced videos. Okay. So here's what it is. Um, basically,

uh, you would go and film it, you know, timing would be Mr. Green screamer. Uh, he would be the one filming this thing. Jake would go. And let's say like maybe you just want to send a video to your parents saying happy birthday, mom and dad. Okay. It probably would work best if the clientele is a little bit like not quite as suspicious on green screens. 45 and up?

Just because every once in a while you can tell like that's a great screen. Okay. Yeah, sure. That might offend some people that are 45 and be like, I could tell it's a great screen. I'm 46. 46, no. But you offend some people that are 45 and be like, I could, I'll scream. I'm 46. 46, no. And, but you're just having an innocent conversation.

You can do whatever you want. But my vision of it is you're like, hey, mom and dad, Rachel and I are here at Yellowstone, you know, just having the time of our lives. We can't be with you today, but we just wanted to wish you a happy birthday. And the whole time there's a bear like in the background. Yeah, I was I was going to say, so we need some danger. I want, yeah, I want a volcanic eruption, something, but you have no idea, you know, like you're just acting like, so whatever. Yeah. And so then like, and maybe even like you get this sent to you from like a, like a, you know, kind of what shady looking phone number. It's not from Jake. All

of a sudden it's like, Hey, I think you need to see this or something, which by the way, none of us would open that, you know, video, but your parents might, they might. And so then they see this and they're like, Oh my gosh, Jake, Jake's gone. And this is my last thing I'm going to see from him. And then in reality, right as the bears about to eat you or something, you get super cool special effects and be like, just kidding. This was a green screen production. That that reminds me there's like a video that i see like that was super viral like a woman like snowboarding yes like they edited bear into the background yeah and like it it fools like a lot of people yes that one i that's a good video that

one fooled me yeah it's a good video like the growls every now and then yeah yeah so there's there's people that are kind of doing it yeah it'd just be fun to put on a mass scale a specific production company that makes viral special effects videos like there's one where like oh what is it there's a few there like I have seen did not realize it was fake yeah yeah like exact king one of like a guy rolling in a tire down a hill and like almost gets hit by a car or something like that. It's completely fake,

but like viral. They're like really good at making actual viral videos. It's cool. Because their stuff is supposed to be like, we just happen to be filming this. It's not supposed to look like set up. Yeah.

Because you know who Zach King is? Yeah. He blew up on Vine. He's still doing the same videos, but he's the best, you know, just VFX stuff and magic. It's like crazy stuff. Yeah. It's like video magic or whatever. Like this little car that could fit

my hand. It's now I'm in it or, you know, whatever via editing. But I like that. It's more like raw moments with special effects because you're really not expecting it then. And it's like, they'll get like actual like actors, like they go all out for it, but like make it like shoot it on a phone, make it real. Yeah, that's sweet. That's sweet. So is green screen. Green screen. Green screen.

All right, a few more for you real quick. Generics with an X. Okay. This is just a brand that literally has zero branding to it. Okay. So therefore you can't judge any kind of thing that they're wearing. It's just cool and it's affordable and it's just like, I don't know what brand that is. It's generics.

Wait, is it clothing? Anything. It's all of it. It's everything you can think of. But it's not and it's just like, I don't know what brand that is. It's Generics. Wait, is it clothing? Anything. It's all of it. It's everything you can think of. But it's not really a brand? No brand. They make cars? Yes.

Okay. What brand would that car be? Generics. Food? Yeah, but that's a brand. Okay, you're right. It is a brand, but there's literally nothing that,

like somebody could copy it completely and you would never know. I see. The only way you get it is from Generics.com. And that could also be copy it completely and you would not you'd never know the only way you get is from generics.com and that could also be good because then if you have issues with your supplier you're like that's fine let's go over this supplier that no one will know the difference yeah and just take the logo off don't put a logo no logos no nothing i think yeah no tags no symbols no anything and they do it all they do it all. They do it all. Cookbooks. Yeah. But they wouldn't say like, hey, get Hershey's chocolate syrup. They just say, get chocolate syrup. Everything is just basic. Yeah. Vanilla extract. Literally it would like, they would sell chocolate syrup. We're going to

stay on chocolate syrup for a second. But it would not, it would just say chocolate syrup. You wouldn't even know it's generics or not. I like this. When I was a kid, I had this weird yearning for a cereal because every day before school, I would eat a box cereal and I'm just looking at it and how messy it is. There's crap everywhere.

Lucky Charms, Fruity Peps, you name it. There's stuff everywhere. I was like, I just want Wheaties with no ads on it. No box top, no game on the back. I just want fruity anything. Apple Jacks. Just give me the name and the picture of it.

I don't want nutrition facts. I know you legally have to. I don't want that either. It's a green box. Yeah, this is just the anti-brand. I would love generics. It'd be very interesting because everything's branding right now. It'd be so interesting if the coolest brand ended up being the one that had no,

like nothing affiliated with it except for the people that wore it. You know what I mean? I like this. Like literally like this shirt almost is a generics, but it's got nothing. I don't want a thing. I don't want you to even be like, dude,

is that generic shirt? Like, yeah, it's like, prove it. You can't, you can't prove it. There's no way you would get tagless.

You would get shipped to you and it wouldn't even say generics on the thing. Really? Not even then? No. It would just say, cardboard box. It would just say, thank you for ordering.

It would say t-shirt. T-shirt. It would just say, yeah, and the return address, it would say, I don't, generics.

I don't know. It wouldn't even say that. But it would be in like aerial font, not their own custom font, no color palette. I don't even know if aerial is even too flashy for generics. Okay. I think there's just something about it.

It's just like, yeah, generics. I really liked it more and more as it went, generics. Yeah. I even see a great Instagram page too. Just no branding, just a picture of a car. Yeah. Just a normal car. And then next picture, just a picture of a vegetable.

And you know, that's the thing about generics is that it's always gonna work. Like the car is never gonna break down. Never. The car is never, like the shirt is gonna be comfortable. I didn't know this about generics. Well, I'm getting deeper into it now that we're interested. Chocolate syrup tastes good?

Chocolate syrup is incredible. Yeah. The carrot is always going to be delicious and orange. We're not going to budge on the color of the carrots. But yeah, there's not, there's not, the car is going to be so just fine. It's not going to be crazy looking. It's not going to be super fast. It's, but it's going to work.

It's the Toyota of generics. Yeah. I mean, maybe you just take the most reputable brand in every industry and just do what they're doing. So you make Toyota cars, and then you make like, you know, fill in the blank Nike t-shirts. Imagine if you could just change the mindset of people

to then be like, I don't want anybody to know what my brand is. I just want to be generics. Everything's a pendulum. We're about to swing back. That'd be crazy be generics. Everything's a pendulum. We're about to swing back. That'd be crazy. Generics. Generics.

Solid. Yeah. And then there's also the socioeconomic aspect of just like, hey, right now, if you have this brand,

then that means you're cooler than me. Or like, oh, you have Shaq sneakers. I have Nike. You're not as cool as me. Not with generics. It's just all generics. I think if you just say generics enough,

it just sounds good. Yeah, it sticks. Let us know what you think. And we're coming for Big Pharma next with generics. We don't do that yet, but that is next on the horizon, on Deck Circle. Big Pharma. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's see. This one was motivated by a ghostie who had the idea of ripping, like having different names on the back of jerseys. Oh, yeah, Velcro jersey. Yeah. So mine was just called Jersey Swap, where literally you just swap jerseys with another fan base who your favorite player was traded to.

So I think it'd be okay if you went to a Broncos game, big Broncos fan, with a Seahawk russell wilson jersey on i think it'd be fine because you're rooting for him for a guy he's in our locker room and maybe you know uh broncos fans they they really are gonna miss frank clark like because he's not along on the team so uh they ship their frank clark jersey off to somebody else or something um or maybe they just have an old school jersey maybe it's just like man i just love that barry sanders jersey from the lions like i would love to jersey swap with you. Jersey swap.

Jersey swap. Another one. This one's called, well, tell me if you like, well, if it's whatever. It's either called, there's two factions to it, bulky breakdowns or bodacious breakdowns. Okay. Either one. One of my biggest frustrations in marriage and I have a really healthy marriage, so this is very small, but Catherine stinks, stinks at tearing down,

breaking down cardboard boxes. Okay. And I wish she were better. She probably breaks down one out of every 20 and then it just, we don't have enough room in our recycling for it. Um, how much more motivated would she be to just call the old bulky breakdown guys and just get these brawny strong men in there and she gets to see them break them down. Brawny James. Guess what? That is me in our household, baby. I'm the brawny breakdown boy. Or bodacious

breakdowns. Or bodacious if you're a perverted man. They purely do cardboard breakdown. They get rid of it or they just break it down? Or they dance. They also do break dancing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, either one. they just break it down? Or they dance. They also do break dancing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, either one. Every 10 minutes of the hour,

they dance. Yeah. Let's see. One just called Double A. Not AA, Double A. It's like Triple A, but cheaper. They don't do as much, maybe.

They just don't do as much. It's like one time out of the year you get to use Double A. Yeah, it's like we can't quite tow you, but we come prepared with tools and a tire. Yeah. We can make it work.

And if you need towed, call AAA. Yeah, call the big guys for that. Just AAA, but just not as good. Yeah. Yep, and a few more here. I got one called Messla, like Tesla, but with mess. It's a cleaning company who only uses green energy and green cleaning products.

Just like natural cleaning products, natural energy. Boom. Mesla. That sounds ripe for Los Angeles. Yes. And then the last one, and this might be like something that I harvested from already hearing it,

but a stand-up comedian, funeral stand-up comedian. Okay. Somebody who just lightens the mood at a funeral. Like, what's the deal with caskets? So. I like it. That's the deal with caskets? So. I like it. That's the one joke. There's one.

No, he's going to have other jokes. But that's all I got so far. My dad was telling me, next big thing when it comes to funerals, crematoriums apparently. Hmm, interesting. I guess just the cost of dying is getting more and more expensive, I guess. Just like funerals

are so expensive, caskets, everything, grave plots. And so I guess people are turning more to like, let's just, who cares? Just do it the cheap way. Theologically, you gotta look into that a little bit. Theologically? I don't know if it's biblical. To get cremated? I don't know. I don't want to get into it too

much because I truly don't have enough information on it. But I think there's an argument about like cremated? I don't know. I don't want to get into it too much because I truly don't have enough information on it. But I think there's an argument about like... I think I have... Cremation versus... Yeah, not. That's interesting. But I would think, I mean, once your soul's gone,

your soul's gone. Who cares what happens to you afterwards? I don't have enough... Yeah, that's the thing. I would... I've heard that, but I also don't know. I just know there's an argument there. I don't like understand it.

Yeah. Yeah. But I have heard like you can make a lot of money. I know somebody who has a crematorium. Oh, really? How are they doing? Living in Buceris? First of all, not a human crematorium, a pet crematorium.

So that's even more whatever. And yeah, just killing it. Really? Living in Minneapolis. So if you guys lose a pet, unfortunately, they'll do it all. Hmm. And I mean all. Horses, guinea pigs. Oh, interesting. that's what you meant by all yeah cool so anyway i like that your dad's like in on the trends it's like this

is what we need to invest in next apparently i don't know how much he is or not but um those are fun let's talk about um shoot i just oh make sure roasters real quick and then we'll do a schmores and we'll get out of here. Okay. Uh, make sure roasters sells coffee. Um, that's where the roasters comes from. The,

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or Christmas. It's already there because you ordered through Good Rangers. Or Stocking Suffers, you don't have an idea? I'll give you one right now. Main Street Roasters. There you go. You said Good Ranchers before that, so I didn't know if we were taking a turn here. Did I say Good Ranchers?

Stocking Suffer. There you go. Good Ranchers. That's funny. On my notes right here, it says Good Ranchers are the very top. So that's probably what it's from. Sorry, Good Ranchers. That's all right.

Okay, Schmores. This should be fun. Fun way to wrap it up let's do it bud uh the yeah brad came with a topic it's called condescending nicknames so uh we don't know the results of last week we didn't do one last week uh that is one of the one of the main reasons why i don't think that. That we do not know. That would be it. We did voice notes, I think. Okay. What order would you guys like to go in? I would like it to go... Tymon, Jake, Brad.

Okay, cool. All right. My first condescending nickname is Buddy. Yeah. Good answer. Good answer. I think I would have gone that one 1-1 as well. I think it's, I think people who say Buddy, a lot of time it's kindhearted.

But just from my perspective, I'm like, hey, buddy. No, I don't like it. Yeah. It's like they're talking to their golden retriever or something. Yeah. It's like. You're talking to me? Yeah.

Like I'm a person. Yeah. Yeah. What's going on, buddy? to me? Yeah. Like I'm a person. Yeah. Yeah. What's going on, buddy? Oh man, I might call people buddy. I probably say all these things at some point,

but yeah. Also from the right person. What's up, buddy? You're right. All these can be acceptable. Definitely. They all come from places of love. Most like,

their origins, I feel like. Sure. Yeah. I'm going to go with Bud. Rachel and I definitely call each other Bud, ironically, but man, don't really care

for it out in the real world. Bud gets me. Yeah. Got a little pizza there, Bud? What am I, seven? My uncle visiting? What are you doing there, Bud? I've been seeing on Instagram seven? Yeah. My uncle visiting? That's what you say. What are you doing there, bud? Young child. I've been seeing on Instagram, you've been traveling a lot, bud.

Like what? Yeah. Talk to me normal. Don't call me bud. Yeah. You're doing that full time, bud? You think you can live in Bucyrus, bud? Listen, bud. Like, oh, don't bud me. Here's the thing, bud. It's just not practical. Like, oh, bud. Here's the thing, bud. Here's the thing bud it's just not practical like oh bud here's the thing bud here's the thing bud is patronizing as heck the thing for me bud i just don't see a way ah bud i don't know or just like yeah you're arguing you're like you sure about that bud oh that sucks too that sucks too. That was your answer, bud? It's over. Oh, bud. Okay, bud.

It's like okay boomer, but for our age. Yes. Okay, bud. Yes. Sure, bud. All right. My first one is going to be little guy. Little guy.

Yeah. You really want to do that little guy? Yeah, that's just straight up like, I mean, at least calling him a little guy. Either way, it's like, it's hurtful. If you're a big guy, hey, what's up, little guy? Hey, tiny. Yeah. Why do people keep calling me?

Rachel, did you just hear my bud talk? Kath, you know I'm on the podcast right now. That's really fun. I'm sorry. I have an urgent question. Sorry, I can't say anything funny right now. Firewood has been delivered, and the guy has it on his cute little tractor, and he wants to know exactly where you want it to go um good question uh i think you make the

final call i was either thinking the back of the house um like over by the side of the shop or we could put it on the side of the house by the uh trash can or yeah trash cans if you want to. I don't think I want it there. Okay, inside the house. Where the RV would live? Where the Tesla's going to be charged. Where the Tesla's going to be charged? Cool. Okay. Cool.

I couldn't hear him, so we went around and poked his head over the fence because the kids were playing outside. So go ahead and come in and they should go, Mom, there's a name that says Firewood is here. Okay. Good. Okay, you all have fun. Sorry, I forgot I was on there. Talk to you later. All right, love you guys. See you. Have fun. I think

Catherine thinks you're getting a Tesla now. That might be the case. These days, you never know. Cool. Cool. Yeah, little guy's my first one. And then pal, my second one.

Yeah. I really wanted pal to still be on the board. Do you remember the video where the guy's like, you're not that guy, pal. You're not that guy, pal. You're not that guy.

And you know, you know that video. Oh yeah, totally. Yeah. So good. Like the way he says it, like he's,

you're not that guy, pal. You're not that guy. You're not that guy, pal. Oh man. Just saying pal over and over again. It's just,

it's, it's a bad one. You sure about that, pal? You think so that guy. You're not that guy, pal. Oh, man. Just saying pal over and over again is just, it's a bad one. You sure about that, pal? You think so, pal? And you're positive, pal? Really, pal? Okay, pal. Okay, pal. Okay, bud.

All right, pal. So, little guy and pal. That's fun. I'm going to go with, this is fun. Let's go. I don't know if it's condescending. I just hate it. Guy.

Guy. When someone calls you Guy, like they know your name. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I was supposed to see you here, Guy. Hey, Guy. Yeah. I don't think I get that one.

I mean, I don't know if I like... It's rarer. It's more common northeast, I think. I feel like it's a northern thing. Yeah. Yeah, we just really don't like it. It just doesn't seem seem like proper english it doesn't seem like anyone would want to be treated that way don't thank me hey don't thank me guy that's what will ferrell says in the office uh yeah don't thank me guy good to see you today guy oh ah like if you're gonna say guy it's gotta have something before it like my guy yeah my guy yeah but you're not just guy not just guy unless your name's guy unless your name is guy do you

guys have like a mental image of where you're having these conversations where you're getting condescending nicknames uh i thought no i don't think i tell you exactly where it is where you at uh i am in the loading and unloading zone of home Depot. And I parked my car and somebody's coming to tell me I need to move it. Oh, you need some help, bud? Yeah. Hey, yeah. You can't park here, bud. You can't park here.

You got to move, bud. Listen, bud. 2002, you're not that guy, pal. You're not that guy, pal. Yeah. Listen here, little guy. You got to get out of here. I got bud and guy so far.

Three letters only. Okay. This is going to be... Madison always has a hard time with the emojis. This is gonna be next level. They're all the same. Yes. I don't think this is too similar to Brad's. Little man.

Okay. If we're going bud and buddy, we can do little man. I'm picturing more like as a young kid who is a little man, I would hate to be called. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's okay, little man. Like, hey.

Hey. I'm not that little. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As like a seven-year-old. Especially if you're anything other than the tallest kid in your class. You can probably justify like he'd probably call me little guy because Ethan's taller than me. He thinks I'm a little man.

Yeah, he thinks I'm a little man. Gosh, I say all these, dude. I think Ty would have hated me. Hey, little'm a little man. Yeah, he thinks I'm a little man. Gosh, I say all these, dude. I think Ty would have hated me. Hey, little man. I love little man, dude. I say that to both sometimes. What up, little man? Yeah, like if you're calling someone that,

it's usually like you love the person you're calling little man. Yeah, this is definitely not meant to be condescending probably. This is like calling a kid this. If you're calling an adult this, yeah, I think you're, you're mean. Well, let's say, let's say you just haven't hit your growth spurt yet. So you are kind of a smaller teenager and somebody does call you little man.

That would kind of bother me. That would be condescending. Like me when I was like 12, I was, I was the shortest kid and like, you played basketball little man? Yeah. This year?

Okay, but. You got a girlfriend little man? Yeah. All right, Tywin, you got another one. Okay.

I'm trying to think. Okay, I'm going to do son. Son. Oh, I didn't even have son. Like, some guy that is not your dad. Yeah. Or, honestly, even your dad, maybe. Just like, eh, I don't know if I like that.

Mm-hmm. I don't know how often I'm called son, but I don't think I would like it. I don't think I'm called son very much either. I just like, no, that's good though. From what I know of it, like,

like listen to your son, like, Hey, yeah, that's good. Yeah. Listen here, son.

Hey, now son, listen here, son. Now here's what I'd tell you. Listen, Sonny. Here's,

here's what you want. It's pretty simple, son. Yeah. I don't like that. That is condescending. Yeah. All right,

son. That's good. When I, I watched watched like Yellowstone like basically three seasons in a very short period of time and they say son a lot on there and I called Bo son for like two weeks like he is your son go for it and that's what he would do on the they would do on the show but and it was so cool but I I thought it was gonna be like a thing that I was gonna do for my life life. It was a stage. And it definitely left. Yeah. I was like, I'm kind of affected by Yellowstone, but it's not like that's not the reason I'm doing it.

I'm just saying it. I just like it. It just naturally works, and I haven't said it since. Next, we're going to go with Squirt. Squirt was on my list. Yep. I didn't know if it would still be around in the fourth round, so I had to go for it now. How are you doing squirt. Squirt. It was on my list. Yep. Squirt. I didn't know if it would still be a round of the fourth round, so I had to go for it now.

How you doing there, little squirt? Yep. Oh, wow. Point guard this year. Makes sense, squirt. That's a decent squirt. You starting? You starting, squirt?

Good hustler, squirt. Squirt. Squirt's the same. Yeah, little man, little guy, squirt. It's like you are smaller. You're not a big guy. Office of linemen isn't squirt. Just a tiny little thing, a little squirt. Squirt's the same. Yeah, little man, little guy, squirt. Like, just that small. It's like you are smaller. You're not a big guy. Office of Wineman isn't squirt. Just a tiny little thing, a little squirt.

Isn't that the name of the little turtle in Finding Nemo? You totally rock, squirt. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, it's a little thing. Yep. Oh, man. Oh, I know you didn't make it, but good try, squirt.

Gosh. Yeah. Who came up with that? Squirt? Squirt. Squirt? Squirt gun. You want a second try, Squirt. Gosh. Yeah. Who came up with that? Squirt? Squirt. Squirt. Squirt gun. You want a second try, Squirt?

I know you didn't do it, but go ahead and try it again, Squirt. Hey, try again, Squirt. What is it my grandpa will call his grandkids? Squirtville. Like that. Squirtville. Give me Ville on anything. I like it.

Squirtville? Squirtville. My grandpa has the nickname for everybody. I don't even know how to comprehend what you just said. Squirtville. Like just the name of a made-up town? I guess. Heyirtville? My grandpa has the nickname for everybody. I don't even know how to comprehend what you just said. Squirtville. Like just the name of a made up town?

I guess. Hey, Winchesterton. I like it. Yeah, I kind of get it. Squirtville. Like, oh, he's such a little Squirtville. Yeah.

Yeah. That's just like, I kind of like that. Population Squirtville. Yeah. Or population you. Interesting. Whatever.

All right. My next one is going to be Bucko. Oh, Bucko. Or population U. Whatever. Alright, my next one is going to be Bucko. Oh, Bucko. It's okay. Keep your head up, Bucko. That's the last... Hey, Bucko, you gotta move your truck. That's what it always is.

I think Brad just doesn't like when he parks in the wrong place. Brad just hates Home Depot. Really, I'm just like, hey, why didn't that guy have to move but I have to move? Yeah, pretty much. Sorry, bucko.

Loading on, loading only. Yep. And then this one is going to go mainly for women, you know, 95%. Sweetheart.

Hey, sweetheart. Hey, sweetheart. Hey, sweetheart, come over here. I understand the context now.

I was like, I mean, that's... Like, let's say you're at Home Depotot loading and unloading area right and they call brad sweetheart yeah that's condescending like i call my girls sweetheart but it's nice but if it's like you think they have a sweetheart yeah but if i'm if i'm just like hey sweetheart come over here come on hey sweetheart come talk to me sweetheart huh. Huh? The creepy guy. Hey, sweetheart. Yeah. If you called Rachel, sweetheart. Specifically from New York. Yeah, they have to be up top there.

Hey, Rachel, can I get one of those Zevious? Thanks, sweetheart. Still waiting on that Zevious, sweetheart. Okay. All right. Dude, what if you didn't? Make sure it's cold, sweetheart. Bring it in here, sweetheart. Here you go, kid. Dude, what if you didn't... Make sure it's cold, sweetheart. Bring it in here, sweetheart.

Here you go, kid. Thanks, kid. Thanks, bucko. What if you didn't grow up with good parents? What if you didn't grow up in Kansas? What if that's who you turned into? Bad upbringing in Brooklyn. What if that's how you lived?

That is how I lived. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Sweetheart. Nina Pilsner yeah asap or maybe to some people it's not condescending maybe it's just a regional thing and they just know like hey that got there's some people that are mean about it and some people that are just that's just what they say talking yourself out of your own pick huh dang it okay northeastern

ghosties out there come on sweetheart come on buckos uh yeah you did bucko and sweetheart last i'm gonna go with uh thanks for the zevia sweetheart is it good yeah the first sip is by far the best vanilla zeve just dropped guys just FYI it's a price dropper uh i'm gonna go with bubs i think i've talked about it before on the podcast i can't believe bubs is even like dude a word that's being said i think think we have talked about this because Scott used to do that. He would only call me bub or bubba when I was doing something that was kind of clumsy or like,

Oh, I didn't see the desk there, bubs. Oh, careful. You got some shirt on your cheese there, bubs. Something like that. I'm like, yeah, I know I spilled espinaca. You got some shirt on your cheese. I know. That's the point. Because there's so much cheese. Right. You got some shirt on your cheese. I know, that's the point. Because there's so much cheese.

You got it there, Bubs. Sorry, sweetheart. You'll get there, little guy. It's okay, pal. See you next time, pal. Yeah, Bubs just sucks, I think, just in any scenario. Just like, oh, well, I guess it started at 705, huh, Bubs? Yeah. Just tacking it on, anything. You don't need at 7.05, huh, Bubz? Yeah.

Just tacking it on, anything. You don't need it. Yeah. Bubz is the worst. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, Bubz. Oh, thanks for joining us, Bubz.

Oh, look who it is. Oh, Bubz. Bubz. For some reason, Bubz is funnier to me than like Bub or Bubba. Bubz? Bubz. Yeah. Scott, what do you say, Bubba?

All right. My last one, handsome. You find it condescending? I do.'s funny that that's on your list i just really handsome i feel like that's just like a mom would call her like four-year-old son oh look they'll look a little handsome yeah within the context like is it your mom kind of embarrassing you in front of people like it in public like oh and this must be timing yeah isn't he handsome um or just like a uh yeah well i feel like that wouldn't be as bad as like okay just like your name is handsome in this context yeah oh i see yeah you're right you're right like your little bow tie handsome like it is your name it is a capital h yeah well look i feel like usually when someone calls

somebody else handsome and it's condescending it's like when they think they're just better than you or like like let's say you woke up you stumble you're at a fraternity house you know everyone this guy's been up since seven o'clock because he's that guy you know he's already ran five miles and you come like disheveled you know whatever your hair's all over it more than handsome it's like you you think you're better than me. Why do you need to say that? You don't need to call me that. I know that I don't look my best right now.

I have, you know, bed head and everything else. Yeah, you're saying it oppositely because I just woke up. You know I'm not handsome right now. Exactly. I know you know that. That also could be, yeah, the context. Either being embarrassed in front of people

or just like sarcasm. They mean it sarcastically. Yeah, I've never called somebody handsome that I think is more handsome than me. I just, I just say their name. It's punching down every time. Uh, so,

uh, that's fun. You want to recap on the honorable mentions? Timon, buddy, little man, son, handsome,

good variety. Jake, bud, guy, squirt, bubs, Brad, little guy,

pal, bucko, sweetheart. Bucko, Sweetheart. Bucko's one. Yeah. Anybody have Chief on their list? I had Chief. I have Chief. It was the first thing I wrote down, but then I was like, wait, I think I like Chief.

I don't think that's condescending. I think that's solid. I think we talked about it in an old episode. Okay, Chief. Yeah. Chief, I mean, I'm in charge of the whole tribe. That's right. Sport? Good for me.

Yes, I almost picked sport when I was thinking about guy and squirt. Sport reminds me of squirt. Yeah, just squirt's a little worse. Buster. Buster. Listen here, Buster. That's a good one, actually.

It's a good name for a dog who you want to impregnate your female dog. That's right. Like the coops. You think Buster's up for it? Yeah. Buster. See, Buster's free. free yeah let's see i got i had boomer oh yeah solid yeah probably it's kind of singing for them hun that's another one for girls rachel hun hey hun thanks hun i think that's pretty neutral

i don't say it dude i think if you're saying it in the same uh like context as sweetheart it is i think hun is just very married couple like yeah yeah basically i went on a little bit of a streak of like if you're ordering something at a restaurant depot yeah yeah i went from over home depot to like chili's now i'm on the inside of home right across the lot and uh yeah you're like hey can i get some more can i get some more tea hun thanks hon can i get some more tea hon okay but reverse them the like older lady that's like giving you food here you go hon i like that yeah i'm gonna get my hair cut yeah okay what are we thinking today hon yeah it's like that's just like wholesome older woman i am her honey that's fair that's fair um okay uh waiter i think that's just hey waiter waiter waiter service worker yeah hourly worker excuse me i think waiter yeah just kind of waiter slick oh i forgot about slick hey slick okay slick okay good luck slick uh sparky like oh you think you're pretty good

there sparky i don't think i'd mind sparky i'd welcome a sparky all, you think you're pretty good there, Sparky? I don't think I'd mind Sparky. I'd welcome a Sparky. All right, Rachel, you're listening to this. Kitten. It's another like just... Kitten. Kitten. That's like a women's one.

Yeah, I feel like people would say like kitten. Oh. No? Not familiar. And then kid. Oh, yeah, kid. Yeah. Nice try, kid.

Yeah, you'll get next time, kid. Yeah, good going, kid. Yeah. One thing I talked about, boy. Like sometimes you get called that in, kid. Good going, kid. Once we talked about boy, sometimes you call that an athletic context. Don't like it. It feels condescending 100% of the time. Oh, alright, boy. Similarly, we talked about this before.

Big boy. Different than big guy. What about white boy? Sometimes white boy is kind of a compliment. White boy got moves. White boy quick quick it's like it's like impressed but surprised yeah but yeah oh white boy we did not expect much okay okay look at that drip for a white boy take a look at the white boy yeah uh uh bruh

i don't like being called bruh yeah not bad Not bad, bruh. Hey, bruh. Oh. Ten times worse if a girl is calling you bruh, too. Right? Oh, my gosh. I would have not married Catherine if she said bruh ever to me. Okay, bring it in, bruh. Oh, sweet, bruh.

What are we doing today, bruh? I'm like, that's not a funny joke. Stop saying that. K-life tonight, bruh. We all know who you're talking about right now i know i was okay okay bud are you sure bud oh i was talking about i was thinking about katherine and me working together and her be like hey life tonight bro, bro. Bring the word, bro. I can't wait for you to that. Hey, buddy. Your mind went to that.

That's 100% when you said a girl calling you that. I was thinking of Catherine calling me bra. Okay. Similar, probably bad to be called. I just don't like when I hear other people being called this. Dudette. When they try to include the girls.

Dudes and dudettes. Dudes and dudettes. What's up, dudette? When they try to include the girls. Dudes and dudettes. Dudes and dudettes. What's up, dudette? That's just a bad word. Don't, yeah, don't say that. Just don't even say it. That's stupid. Yeah.

Just say hun. Or just say dude. Yeah, just call her dude. By now it's gender neutral. I called Rachel dude last night for the first time ever. Because I feel like I do a good job. I'm not going to call Rachel dude. But I was so excited about something.

Yeah. Rachel, what was it? Do you remember that? Sweetheart. I'm working with the B-eyes. Oh yeah. The B-eyes? What'd you say? I can't believe you remember that.

Oh man, it's gonna take a lot to explain. I put on my close friend story, whose time is now part of. This guy is my new obsession. Oh yeah. So he makes these videos. Honestly, dude, can I just... What's up, dude? What's up, bud? It kind of blows

my mind anytime there's anything about you that I don't know. It's like you post this thing, you're like, I'm obsessed with this guy. I'm like, well, I'm kind of hurt that I don't know this. I'm sorry. This is a shock, chief. I wasn't hurt, but it was more just like a, gosh, yeah. I thought I knew it all. Dang, sweetheart. Alright, go ahead. ahead sorry this guy's

content it's very i would say his content is like wholesome lifestyle like innocent borderline so he started making these videos like how i dress for a 25 year old consultant in dc and then it's this guy who's like not that well dressed and not just like average good looking i mean i'd say good looking guy yeah just like not a ton of confidence, but he's still making these videos and putting a lot of work into them. But it's just like patterns shoot to show sleekness. Does he really say shoot twice?

I struggle more than he does. He does just fine. He doesn't talk in his videos usually. Normally it's like maybe a voiceover, maybe a text, but, and he says this over and over again to show his, he'll do this a lot and he'll do this a lot, and he'll do this a lot. He'll roll his arms like purple tie to show dominance.

Purple tie to show dominance. It's this interesting niche of like it's not good, but I'm mesmerized by it. And by far the best part is the comment section because it's nothing but other guys, millennial guys, hyping him up like you would not believe. Did you read through the comments i did yeah it's unbelievable the funniest people in the world are right now in his comment section i mean i don't know there's 20 different comments those accounts yes the comments are the comedy yes yeah i mean you'll you'll read you'll get 20 comments down and it's a new original joke about tony that's like that was different than the one before and that was different like these are the funniest people in the world so anyway my

I Rachel had an idea last night she's like you should like do as on behalf of Friday pickleball you should have Tony P be your influencer and have him make a video of like what it's like as a 25 year old pickleball player in Washington DC and like have him promote the Friday

paddles and when she said that, I was like, dude, that's a great idea. I would love to work with Tony P. So you think he's being, from what you can understand, genuinely just himself? The hardest I could tell analyzing it, it seems like he is just a wholesome guy

and just grew up following an accent because his content is so vanilla and just lucked into this. It's kind of right place, right time kind of thing. Like someone else could go Yodel on a Walmart and they wouldn't become Mason Ramsey. Something about it just popped off. And it kind of sounds like your boy Josh, like, yeah, to an extent, it's like, I just love it. I don't know why I like,

like watching this kid except for he's just kind of entertaining. You kind of, you kind of know people like them. Like, so it's like, okay. And maybe that's why people like us. I don't know. But like, yeah, it's just a very interesting, like small little niche kind of thing. It's just like a couple of times a video, you'll get something so weird. Like he's like how I spent my weekend in DC. And it was like, I did this, I did this. Then it was time to unwind on the couch and watch some Sunday night football, but he's unwinding in a full suit. And so it's like, what? That is weird. Like everything else is like, yeah,

people live that way. Or there's little things in every video that like he went to the Patriots game and he probably like five times in the video just like did a fake pass with no ball. Just like, can't wait to cheer on the Patriots. It's like,

that's just so uniquely funny. Why are you throwing a fake ball? What's the account called? I don't even know. Everyone in this comment section calls him Tony P. His followers have named themselves the P-Hive. I don't even know his Instagram. Let's see.

I just pulled it up. It's underscore Tony P-I-N-D-C. Okay. Tony P-I-N-D-C, maybe? Okay. Oh, that's good. Tony P-I-N-D-C, probably, because he's saying all this stuff. Oh, yeah, you're right. Tony P-I-N-D Maybe okay. Oh, that's good. Tony P in DC probably cuz you say you say and all this stuff Oh, yeah, you're right. Tony 20 in DC. Oh

Okay, Tony P in DC. That's Tony pink So that's me that's what I read But his name is Anthony Paul. Carrie Tony P. Sorry. I got a lot of topic there long episode last on our mission captain So basically chief is way better than captain. I know they're both in charge. Well, maybe more like Captain. Captain. Alright, Captain. See, I don't know. I'm kind of on board for Captain. You're pro-Captain. I feel like usually you don't say aye-aye-Captain for like

some, you know, like I don't know. Aye-aye-Captain. Yeah, you're right. Yachty-Town? One that I just don't like when people use as hubby. Like just like when they're married, just like my hubby. I'm like ew ew rachel has brought to attention before like when um wives will call their husband by their first letter but it's not even one that like rolls off the tongue like just hanging out with w you know

it's like oh that's i mean m m can you come here real quick, M? Just me and H. Oh, that's way worse than his real name. Like T sounds kind of cool. Yeah. There's certain ones that like really anything the time, T, C, B. B. Yeah. B, I will get a pass on B.

Yeah. With old B. Old B. Big T. H, H is a rough one. H is bad. H. Hanging with H.

Cozy vibes with H. Yeah, dude. Imagine like a British person hanging out with H. H. H. Just main H. Hanging out with H Cozy vibes with H Yeah I do Imagine like a British person Hanging out with H H Just me and H Hanging out with H Yeah Yeah

I think that's the only one That I had Yeah Cool A bunch more Is to round out the zone Yeah Oh jeez

Gotta do win of the week And comment of the week My win of the week I don't have a comment Time to find a comment For me please Okay My win of the week Is going of the week uh my win of the week i don't have a comment time find a comment for me please okay um my win of the week is going to be that it is no longer uh halloween decoration time at home depot and lowe's where it's a home depot it always comes back to that there's always money in the department store um

uh man it just it's just so – I hate just scary Halloween decorations. I think they're so silly. Yeah. And it's so ridiculous how many of them there are at Home Depot and those and just how demonic looking they are. And every once in a while, there's a small season where both they have some Christmas stuff and some Halloween stuff, and that's even worse to me because it's just like heaven and hell right here kind of thing.

Which aisle are you going to go down? Yeah. And now it's just all Christmas, which I'm still like pro remember Thanksgiving. Don't skip to Christmas too quickly, but I'd much rather err on that side than the Halloween side. And so I went to Lowe's the other day, not thinking anything of it and walked in. I was like, why does it feel happier in here? Oh, because there's no Halloween stuff. There was one little section that said, yeah, there was one little section that was like clearance. There was like Halloween rugs and stuff. Like, yeah, you better get rid of that stuff.

Yeah, wipe your feet on them, sweetheart. Yeah, get out of here, bud. It's one thing to decorate your private property, your house, scary and spooky. It's a bummer, but you're allowed to do it. But like when Home Depot is like, we're going to, let's go big on skeletons this year. Why? They're selling them. I mean, they're not decorations. They're like, we're going to let's go big on skeletons this year. Why? They're selling them.

I mean, they're not decorations. Like they're like selling the decorations. And so, yeah, there's massive skeletons. Yeah. Like on display. And like back in the day, it was like I had to like basically go all the way around the store so that Hattie wouldn't get scared of these stinker like or just like shield her or something like that's no fun.

Even businesses that do decorate. I think I'm annoyed by that, too. Just like you open the door to the pizza shop and there's a spider on it. Cool. Awesome decor, guys. Yeah. I don't mind fall decor. Put some pumpkins out. That's fun.

Put some whatever, brown and orange stuff out. But you don't need to be putting fake cobwebs up anywhere. So that's my win of the week. I'm going to skip over to comment of the week. How about that? This comes from Molly. She says, I can't believe how baffled they are by time and vision.

Y'all, I'm so blind that I get my contacts for free because I'm legally blind without them. Those are some serious contacts. Yeah. Don't act like, don't act like you're like a normal person. Like that. That's crazy. Did she say? No, not crazy, but yeah, negative you're like a normal person. Like that's crazy.

Did she say? No, not crazy. Yeah, negative 10 and negative 8.5. I'm negative 8.5 in my left eye and negative 9. Congrats. I should get some free context. Go stare at the sun a little bit more and you'll get there. Hey, solar eclipse.

It's actually coming. Yeah, past the treehouse, April 2024. Get down there. I was actually, that's cool. The line of totality is cool. Sweet. Um, time.

And I was actually thinking about this recently after the episode last week. And like, do you, do you live in a little bit of fear? Like if you lose one of your contacts, like you're, you can't function. Like you couldn't drive home.

I do indeed. Like, do you have like backups at all times? I really should start like carrying a backup. I would too, man. I mean, it's like whenever I go, when I go to like a sleepover, like I, it's, it's weird that I go and just going out for the day versus like going to a friend's house for overnight. There shouldn't really be a difference, but like I will pack an extra pair.

Cause you never know. I mean, as an ex contact where I got LASIK kind of recently, I guess. But like, yeah, you just never know when they're going to tear or when you're going to like, something weird is going to happen. Because like, you're not using daily ones, right? No.

Yeah. And so, yeah, you're trying to make them last as long as possible kind of thing. Yeah, it's just interesting, man. I should. I should have like a necklace. Because I mean, how far away is your house from here? 30 minutes.

That's a long way to drive on the highway. Very impaired. One-eyed. No backup glasses. But then you don't have depth perception. That's true. Yeah, I don't have backup glasses with me either. I really should.

Time in. Good question. Come on, man. Grow up. That's scary. Grow up, bud. Spookiest thing of all. That's right.

All right. My comment of the week is coming from... Time in. I'm sorry. Talk of vision. I'm so sorry. It's from Bomb Gaming. Okay.

Bomb Gaming. And it says... It says Fortnite just dropped. It says, love both of y'all. Been watching Jake since his Jake and Josh days. Once he left, I thought I would never see him again. Oh, wow. Then I stumbled upon Trey Kennedy and recognized your voice and eventually face on the

videos. Got pretty excited and from that I found Jean Shorts to become my favorite comedy channel. Eventually became a faithful Ghostrunners listener for the last couple months. Love the pod. Keep y'all doing what you do. Spreading the love of Jesus in a fun, entertaining way. Okay, Bomb Gaming. Thanks, Bomb Gaming. That's why it's my comment of the week.

Great decision timing. Yeah. Well done. My win of the week is going to be unfortunately it's just a time for winter, but I feel like we rediscovered the passion for golf a little bit. The pendulum full swung from golf to pickleball. Dude, yeah. And then got on the course yesterday, shot a bunch of videos, played a couple holes, and I was like, golf is fun. Yeah.

What was it? Saturday, I saw Rachel after going on a walk with Catherine, and she said, I was like, where's Jake? And it's like rainy and nasty, and she's like, yeah a walk with Catherine and she said, I was like, where's Jake? And it's like rainy and nasty. And he's like, she's like, yeah, he's golfing.

Yeah. I was like, okay, he's back. Yeah. Good. Yeah. I love,

I like golf. How there, I said, what are they like as far as shutting down the course? Like, do they ever shut it down? I mean, obviously like if it's snow on the ground,

but like if it's 30 degrees, could you go and be like, I would like to play a round of golf yeah I think so okay yeah maybe not in Kansas City yes maybe in Minnesota they do more like winterizing of courses and like hey no one's gonna play but in Kansas City they they stay ready because you randomly have warm days or people just

it's 45 and not windy people go out there and bundle up cool so you can still play you're good so that's golf um coolio that's golf. Cooley Julio. That's it. All right, guys. That's about all we got.

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