Ghostrunners - 282 - Concussion During Family Photos
Episode Date: November 27, 2023Brad has stories from family photos and putting up Christmas lights. Jake has stories from performing six shows in the northeast over the weekend. Timon has stories from being homeschooled obviously. ... Consider giving the gift of water today via https://give.healingwaters.org/ghostrunners Check out Everylife and use code GRKC for 10% off at https://everylife.com/ Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Check out Good Ranchers and get %10 off with code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Get a personalized video from us on Cameo: https://v.cameo.com/e/fvERn6rrysb Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jake, I volunteered with Catherine at church on Wednesday night, Awana night, baby.
Oh, okay, cool.
We volunteered in Bo's classroom.
So like three and four year old kids.
And there was a kid in there named Grayson and you're going to like Grayson.
Okay.
First of all, he's just that classic kid who's like, you want to see how fast I can run and
just sprints around the whole classroom.
I was like, okay, bud, that's, that's fast.
But he was like kind of well-behaved, like fun.
You know, that's what I did last week when I ran a mile with Rachelachel it's like this kind of fun do you want to see if i can go faster
and like run in like lines do you want to see like my shoes if my shoes light up um but grayson i i
am not positive all these things but i swear he said these things so there was one time we were
playing this game what were we talking about and noah's ark i think is what the wednesday night was
so we had all these stuffed animal beanie babies. We were playing a game where you literally just threw the stuffed
animal beanie baby into the little bucket and little cornhole, dude, I was so proud, you know,
like one at a time, Catherine's so good at like controlling these three-year-old kids, like,
come on up, you know, okay. It's Bo's turn. Come on up, Bo. And I was so proud. Bo throws in and
goes, Kobe. I was like, my God. And so we were like, that was awesome.
Bo, yeah, Kobe. All these other kids
were just kind of silent and just throwing it in there.
He says that. Kobe.
Kobe Bryant's an NBA
basketball player at the time and he's dead now.
Don't laugh at him, please.
But then this Grayson kid comes up
and just out of nowhere
just goes, yeet! And just throws
it. And I'm like, did he just say yeet and just throws it.
And I'm like, did he just say yeet?
And I'm like, okay, he must have older brother, whatever.
It's really hard to like ask these kids about their siblings or whatever.
I just assumed.
And then I swear, dude, I'm not positive, but I swear he was like,
show me something on his page. And he's like, yeah.
And this is pretty choogy right here.
And I'm like, there's no way you just said choogy.
There's no way he just said that
can you like a three-year-old just being like yeah this like if you imagine boby like yeah dad
i was gonna draw that but it's pretty choogy you know like this kid was just like hattie hattie
no cap but i don't like those pajamas. Bo, did you go potty? I did. No cap.
No cap, Dad.
No cap.
Oh, Bo, hey,
if you're going to go play outside, you need a coat.
Loki,
you're right. I do.
Can I wear my green coat?
That one's bussing.
I don't know.
We're trying our best.
Tymon, do one.
Tymon, give us a word.
I can't think of...
I'm thinking of all the not actually Gen Z,
what people say are.
Well, that's what we are.
Mom, mom, I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
All right, we got sweet potatoes.
I want Thai pots.
Nice.
Nice.
Right?
Right?
Like Gen Z.
You're always eating those?
Rosie slapped me in the face. Why is that a big deal yeah i don't know it just hit different
roll it why not come on two hands up
uh-oh oh i think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts and white meat too.
Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat.
So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead, get on your feet, because this is the
Ghost Brothers Podcast.
Everybody in the morning, we're taking round the Ghost Brothers Podcast.
Ghost Brothers Podcast.
Anyway, that's pretty funny, though.
The idea of this 20-year-old. This 20-year-old TikToker is trapped in a three-year-old's body
and forced to shoot beanie babies into a bucket.
Man, I mean, he yelled yeet.
And it made it, too, which was awesome.
Just style points for Grayson.
Shout out to him.
I remember one time when I worked for K-Life,
I took my seventh- grade small group boys.
We just went and volunteered at an old
folks home.
They brought out the cornhole set
that the old folks play with. They couldn't
get out of their seat. It was kind of
an adjusted cornhole where it's kind of at an angle
where it's not like a flat piece of board.
Like a higher angle. It's a little more forgiving.
Yeah.
Anyway, there was one old lady
there who was a ringer like everyone else you know you're just you're trying to like you're
like waking them up almost like hey yeah stay with us go on stay with it no throw it you know
they throw it anywhere hey good try but there was one lady who just like we're just like darting it
in there just like the 10 and the 20 and there's the 50 bang and the steph curry of the yeah the
old lady's home It was awesome.
She wasn't going underhand though? Did you call her out
on that? I mean, is it allowed to go overhand? I don't know.
I mean, they were seated. So I mean, there are
no rules here. They didn't even stand up to do it.
So they just like, they're in like a wheelchair and just kind of
rocking back and forth.
You've got some momentum going.
Oh.
Gladys!
Oh yeah! Bang!
You guys are like screaming.
They can't even hear you.
I've told you about my grandma.
Like my grandma lives in a retirement community or whatever.
And there's somebody like they have a plaque for perfect games on Wii bowling.
And there's like five names on there.
It's the same guy every time.
I just love that.
Like one guy is like, I'm going to get on that pike again, though.
And like he did a chase. Yeah, he needs it again.
He needs more. Just love the idea of him
just sitting there, just throwing his
bowling stick. That's why I always
like the Xbox Kinect over the
Wii Bowling. Because Wii Bowling, you could find ways
to manipulate it. Where like, I could do this sitting down.
I just do the motion. All it knows
is what your right wrist is doing.
Xbox Kinect, full body.
It's great.
Yeah, I never really got into the Kinect.
What do we, Just Dance was Kinect, right?
Yeah, I think they had them on both platforms.
But yeah, there was like, yeah, some dancing ones.
Me and my sister loved doing the dancing ones.
And then there was the Olympics too, which was fun.
Okay.
I remember like you just sprint in place and you would jump to hurdle or you do the javelin and you get down
there and get sweaty. It was really fun. It was way ahead of its time. I still see Xbox connects
are being used in like, I've seen TSA use them to like scan, like do like a 3d scan of like your
bag and stuff. I've seen people, I was in this little museum thing in Wyoming one time. Sounds
fun.
There was an Xbox limo trip.
Anytime you're like, why were you doing that?
It's like, oh, limo trip.
Why not?
You see a brown sign on the highway.
You're like, well, we got to stop there.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's a museum.
The Xbox Kinect was above us,
and there was also a projector above us
shooting down little colors.
Basically, you're playing with a sandbox,
and if you moved a bunch of sand
to create kind of like a mountain mountain or whatever then the top of that uh would like change colors and then
every now and then it would rain and so you could build like your own little thing whoa like fake
rain just be a projector like it would just show like blue water coming down okay and so you could
build like mountains and see like runoff and see like how the rivers are formed and all this stuff
wow using this xbox connect technology that knew like oh this is higher up than this is lower So you could build like mountains and see like runoff and see like how the rivers are formed and all this stuff. Wow.
Using this Xbox connect technology that knew like,
Oh,
this is higher up than this is lower.
That sounds like one of those things that I would try for one minute and be like,
okay,
I don't really understand this.
And you would get into it and be like,
well,
I got to figure out how to make a tributary.
Watch how fast I can run.
Yeah.
Let me,
let me figure out how to get this thing all the way.
Yeah.
From top to bottom.
So,
uh,
speaking of the limo trip,
I feel like I've been taking a lot of tie and Kyle this weekend.
Um,
so,
uh,
one of Ty's old roommates,
I think I met this guy when we first started the limo trip.
Cause he was living with Ty in Oklahoma city.
His name is Bo,
uh,
Selby,
Shelby.
I should know.
Okay.
We're real tight.
You know,
um,
his name's Bo.
And,
uh, yeah, he, uh, there it is. Yeah. Bo Shelby. Okay. We're real tight. No. His name's Bo. Oh, yes.
Yeah, he... There it is.
Yeah, Bo Shelby.
Okay, there it is.
So basically, on Friday, I see Ty on his Instagram story, on his Facebook story, being like,
hey, I'm going to take over for Bo's accounts because Bo is going to be doing a backyard
ultra marathon.
What?
You ever heard of this?
No.
Any guesses what a backyard ultra marathon what you ever heard of this no any guesses what a backyard ultra is
i mean it's i would just assume it's like a ton of small fitness challenges like pull-ups and
push-ups and uh lunges and stuff like that the kaylee thompson yes fitness does so uh see if i
can remember this so the backyard ultra at least the one Bo is running,
is there's like a lap you have to do.
Okay.
This lap is four miles.
You have an hour to complete a lap.
So, you can run it in 40 minutes.
You can run it in 60 minutes.
Okay.
But whatever time you, you know, when you get done running your lap,
you get to rest for a little bit.
Yeah.
And at the start of the next hour, you have start running again oh interesting so every hour run four miles
so it's not literally in the backyard though it's not i think it's like around an elementary school
or something okay it's like you know not taking over the streets uh he's doing it by himself
though no it is uh it started with like 50 some people 70 some people i don't know it's just like last man standing oh wow it was really interesting like it's like i see this i'm like wow that's
that's fascinating so you just run because like the very beginning yeah it was just like hey he
runs four miles he comes back he's just like kind of hanging out with his friends there's a you know
there's a tent that looks like tailgating it's kind of fun and you're starting to see more and
more updates and ty's doing all of them and you're like all right we're down to like it's been eight hours they ran 32 miles
wow we're down to what's this guy look like does he look he's shredded fit yeah yeah yeah okay um
yeah very shredded um but yeah not like crazy skinny just white guy from oklahoma i mean i
don't know anything about running but what's the strategy as far like it feels like sometimes when
you stop at least as far as like it feels like sometimes when you stop,
at least as far as like playing basketball or something,
it hurts so much to get started again.
Yeah.
But if you're running that many miles,
you also need to rest some.
Yeah, I would have loved to have been there
and seen him work
because I'm trying to figure out all I can from Instagram.
I was fascinated by it.
I mean, it seems like he,
because everyone was asking questions.
Ty did a really good job on Instagram,
just like having everyone asking questions. He's answering the questions like he brought i think a thousand pair
of socks or something so he was always changing socks okay he had calf sleeves he was getting off
his feet he was like getting his like feet like rubbed and stuff like keep the circulation going
yeah even when you're resting okay but then comes a certain point where he's ran you know it's just
all day now it's midnight well now he's getting kind of tired so at a certain point where he's ran you know it's just all day now it's midnight well now he's
getting kind of tired so at a certain point now he comes back and he's trying to nap he's trying
to run you know four miles in 45 minutes and not for 15 yeah but he also needs to keep eating too
because you only have yeah a limited time to like you know sustain yourself this is yeah oh wow so
ty and his girlfriend megan it seems like they were in charge of just
like keeping Bo alive. So they would take shifts sleeping and staying awake and cooking for Bo
and like massaging Bo. They were just like his team. Wow. Kyle was also there as well. So it's
like, I'm like, yeah, this is like two thirds of the limo crew pulling this off. So it starts
Friday. He runs all during the day, all all through the night there's like 10 people left
or so saturday continues to run all during the day all during the night no way yeah just like
didn't sleep really for like two days um it's just like you know yeah sleeping when he can
eating when he can and anyway i took a screenshot of it he ended up finishing second
it was like him and a guy named greg for just like 10 hours it was just one-on-one
don't give it to greg greg's a cheater what did he do yeah uh how many miles i don't know but i
think once beau like gave in then greg just won i don't think he kept running right but like but so bow ended up
at 237 miles in 57 hours oh so he ran for 57 hours straight basically so two and a half days or so
wow so it was from i think what would that be yeah from friday into monday morning wow
no from saturday into monday morning I think. Or Friday into Sunday.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
Wow.
It was great.
I mean, every time I would open Instagram,
like, oh yeah, the whole time I've been performing,
Bo has been running.
Open it again.
Oh wow, the whole time I've been golfing,
Bo has been running.
Okay, so question number whatever.
Did Ty continue to stay up this whole time
or did he have shifts?
Yeah, him and Megan would take shifts and one of them was always awake and like
monitoring bow and like,
yeah,
keeping the social media active.
So it was kind of a tough weekend for them to probably,
I mean,
they weren't getting a ton of sleep.
They're cooking constantly and preparing stuff.
And obviously not the same kind of grueling intensity,
but yeah,
they'd be very tired too.
And it'd be hard for them to complain about it because this other guy,
well,
it's like being the husband during childbirth.
Like, man, I've been on my feet a lot.
Yeah, right.
I am.
I am wiped.
Oh man.
That's, that's so interesting.
Cause like in high school we had to walk a 16 minute or less mile and it wasn't that
hard.
Okay.
16.
I don't know what I would walk a mile in.
I bet if you're walking, like you have to walk kind of briskly for 16.
Okay.
Like an airport walk.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like a, a pretty like comfortable fast walk is a 16 minute mile, I think.
Um, and so, yeah, for me, I'm like, okay, 15 minute mile.
What if I just like jogged for a quarter mile and then just walk the rest, but then you
would have no time to rest.
No time to rest.
Cause I was thinking like, okay, I could do that for probably, I don't know how many miles I could walk, but I think I could
do a decent amount, but not 50 some hours. That's insane. Yeah. That's insane. 57 hours. Every hour
he ran four miles. What's that math? Even just thinking like, forget the time. Just think like,
what'd you do this weekend? I ran7 miles you're like i mean that's
not physically possible you can't run no you did it yeah no yeah just over two days i ran 237 miles
wow so that was the coolest thing i i even was like sending in videos i became such a fan uh
you know i was just like i was commenting and i was just like i i was like i don't watch reality
tv this is all i have yeah i am rooting so hard for bow i love keeping up with it i was like, I don't watch reality TV. This is all I have. I am rooting so hard for Bo.
I love keeping up with it.
I was like, I haven't cheered on somebody like this
since like season four of American Idol, probably.
And I'm like, this has brought out something in me.
So it was fascinating to keep up with.
Well, okay.
Did they like document how fast he was running these miles?
I think he would aim for 50 minutes.
Or sorry, for the four miles.
Okay.
So it's like 12 minute miles or so.
Yeah, 12 and a half.
Wow.
Because I'm sure somebody like him could run it in, you know, seven minutes if he wanted to.
Probably, yeah.
But then what does that do to your body?
How much more tired are you probably?
Yeah, I'm sure mentally, yeah, you got to find a balance of like, I have to pace myself.
It was kind of fun too.
You'd see updates that were like ups and downs.
There's like story arcs to it.
They were like, hey, everyone,
like just to let you know, this could be,
you know, this is like Sunday or something.
This could be about the end.
Bo is really hurting.
His shin's giving him problems.
He's tired.
He says he's really hungry.
So, you know, yada, yada.
And then the next day update would be,
all right, I just saw Bo.
He said, I thought about quitting,
but I don't even care
anymore and he's like so we're back and he's like we're seeing him smile like we haven't seen in a
few hours like he is he is going crazy but you know it was just really fun updates just like
checking in and seeing what's going on yeah that blows my mind yeah like is this guy like an
accomplished like iron man like has he done all that and he's like i'm just gonna do 200 some miles ultra marathons now yeah i've been seeing him running a lot more
over the past like year or so but maybe he's always been doing that stuff and just wasn't
paying attention good for him uh let's talk about our other um friend who's a marathon runner zach
wherehand um i think zach listens to the podcast he's one of our he's one of our favorite people
in the world and we've talked about him plenty, I'm sure, in the past.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Yeah, yeah.
Ugly Joe's.
All sorts of different things.
When the Royals had their big playoff run.
I had just moved to Kansas City.
Zach had just moved to Kansas City.
We'd go to Ugly Joe's.
Whoever needed a big win.
We never saw the Royals lose at Ugly Joe's.
It was magical.
And to the point where one time,
Zach went to the bathroom and the
Royals rallied. Yeah. And so we all made Zach watch the rest of the game in the bathroom and
your dad was in on it too. Yeah. My dad was like, yeah, one of the, one of the bros and thought it
was the most hilarious thing that Zach stayed in the bathroom because there was a TV in the
bathroom. Anyway. So Zach's awesome. And just recently has like really gotten into fitness
and doing Ironmans and stuff. Anyway, he texts Jake, Brad, Peter, Isaac last night
and says, guys, I'm moving to Kansas City.
Something like that.
Yeah.
And dude, I was so pumped.
I literally saw it and I said,
Catherine, guess who just texted us this?
Yeah.
And she gave me a few guesses.
I was like, you're going to be more excited
than any of those people that you just guessed.
Zach Warehand.
She was so pumped.
We loved when Zach lived in Kansas City.
He was part of the
Bieber video with us.
He's just a fun dude.
He and his wife both worked at K-West with me.
Yeah. So just great
people. And I was
telling Rachel about
Zach last night as we were driving to watch the Chiefs game.
He's
one of the most likable people.
He has such great conversation skills or whatever.
And then he pulls the Okie doke on us.
That is like the only flaw of Zach.
Where had this like weird,
like quirk that he does where he like,
we're like so pumped.
We're like,
Oh,
it's going to be awesome.
You're gonna be in Kansas city.
This is such great news.
And then like probably an hour after he sends this initial text,
he just goes,
Oh, but i should
mention i should i should have said it's only going to be for about five weeks and i was dumbfounded
we were deflated this was worse than marquez valdo scantling dropping that touchdown i don't care if
the chiefs lose every game if zach warren was against city i'd be fine but like i was so it
went from me being like i can't wait to be best friends with Zach and like hang out with him and get
him involved in X,
Y,
whatever too.
I'm not going to see him all five weeks that he's here just to boycott it.
And I'm going to make sure my friends don't see him either.
You said,
I want his life to be a living hell.
Yeah.
You said that last night.
You're like,
let's make this the worst five weeks of his life.
Let's do it.
Let's like,
I was so like,
I can't believe him.
It's such a funny thing to, yeah. An hour after everyone's been really excited. An hour after the dust has That's like, I was so like, I can't believe him. It's such a funny thing to,
yeah.
An hour after everyone's been really excited.
An hour after the dust has started,
like,
Oh,
I should have told by the way,
I'm barely really living there.
Yeah.
Living is a strong word.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like,
did you live in Branson when you worked at camp?
Kinda.
Yeah.
I didn't know.
I was like three months.
I didn't move there.
Right.
I'm moving.
Oh my gosh. I was, I didn't move there. And that was like three months. I didn't move there. Right. I'm moving. Oh, my gosh.
I was bummed.
So I'm not going to help him train for ultra marathons if he's here.
I'm just going to say that right now.
Yeah, what was his initial text was, I'm moving back to Kansas City.
He knew what he was doing.
He dropped the M word.
He played us.
I'm moving back.
He said, this is the closest I've gotten to moving back for good.
So I'm chalking it up as a dub.
And no one responded.
I was pretty bummed about it.
Anyway,
Jake, you went to some
cities. Yeah, I've
been all over. We did six
shows this weekend. So it was
a lot.
But they were very, very fun.
To be completely honest,
I was feeling a little bummed about my act or just like stand up in general.
I feel like after the Steve-O show,
which I think I'm going to talk more about that on Patreon.
I don't want to put it out there publicly,
but there was just some things said.
And I don't know.
I just didn't feel like I was totally appreciated,
but it made me feel bad.
It made me feel like I have some flaws and some things.
And so, I don't know.
Going into this weekend was just kind of a different feeling.
And then it got out in Sanford, Connecticut.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Did that first show.
Dude, it was so fun.
It was, Lucas was back out.
I did a 20-minute set.
Just did the best of the best. Just the greatest hits right now. Right. And, oh, It was so fun. It was, it was Lucas's back out. I did a 20 minute set. It just did the best of the best,
you know,
just the greatest hits right now.
Right.
And Oh,
so if I had a blast,
there were like three other bits that I normally do in a 20 minute set.
They didn't even get to,
cause it was just going so well.
I was having so much fun.
Yeah.
So yeah,
all the shows this weekend were a blast.
It's like I had good crowd work for the limited time I had,
you know,
I'm not trying to spend too much time,
but I,
there was one show.
I'll see if Derek can give me the footage, but was I was not trying to be funny I guess it was maybe
the Jersey accents were playing into this a little bit I was in Red Bank New Jersey and this woman
I'm like all right and uh what part of town are you from and she's like oh town I was like hometown
you know like yeah obviously yeah you know I'm making fun of her for that where are you from
oh my hometown oh cool and I was like seriously where you from. Yeah. You know, I'm making fun of her for that. Where are you from? Oh, my hometown. Oh, cool.
And I was like, seriously, where are you from?
And then it sounded like she said, home, home Dowd.
So it's like home Dowd.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Now everyone's yelling at me.
No, no, no.
Oh, Dowd.
Oh, Dowd.
Oh, okay.
Then, right.
Cause we talked about October Sky recently.
Yeah.
I go, oh, Dowd.
Oh, Dowd. I go, oh, Dowd.
And then the microphone.
Then, dude, 2,000 people are screaming. No, no. Oh, Dowd. Oh, Odell. I go, Odell, and then the microphone. Then, dude, 2,000 people are screaming,
no, no, Odell, Odell.
Like, I can't.
Oh, you live in a hotel.
Odell.
Oh, okay, not bad.
I mean, dude, I can't understand.
I want to move on.
So I don't want to be doing this.
Even though we're all kind of laughing, I'm miserable.
Like, I can't hear you.
I don't even care.
I'm not from New Jersey.
I do not care where you live.
But I'm like, I got to get to the end of this. This is kind of entertaining.
We go back and forth one or two more times.
Eventually find out the hometown is
Homedale.
Homedale. So you were pretty close
with Odell. Yeah, Odell, hometown.
I like the idea. I had it. I like the idea
of you doing that in every city and just riling up
the crowd.
Just not quite every... not quite from groverland
park groverland park no over the park overland dart okay sporty yeah over the park no no you
dingus oh they were mad at me and i i was like i don't know i even in the microphone i was like
i promise i'm not doing this to be funny like i just just, I literally can't hear you. I made jokes about,
I was like,
this is,
I think it's time.
I got to put the subtitles on Netflix.
I can't hear a woman's six feet from me.
I think Jersey accents might've played into it a little bit.
I think the next show in Atlantic city,
I was giving a guy a hard time.
Cause he was like,
he walks in,
he's holding two drinks,
walking in front of everybody in the front row.
And I looked down at the clock and it's eight 40,
you know?
So I'm like,
ah,
eight 40, sir, just missed it.
Just barely missed the start of it.
And he's like yelling back at me, just very Jersey.
All these people only want bartender.
Had a great accent.
So then I was giving him a hard time.
I was like, dude, I grew up with speech impediment as well.
I also, when I was six years old, I said it like bartender.
Bartender.
Yeah, no, I get it.
They liked that?
Yeah, yeah, they did. They got a huge
laugh.
The crowd work always went really quick, but it was
really fun. I mean, there was a woman at the
show two nights ago in Boston.
I was like,
what's your hometown kind of known for?
She's like, probably like really working
class. And I was like, oh,
from the front row? I don't know.
And then I was like, so what do you guys do? And it was like, he's the front row i don't know and uh then i was like well what so
what do you guys do and it was like he's an engineer i'm a scientist you know okay you guys
gotta move it sounds like and i was like scientist what how does that work what do you science you
know and she's like i work for moderna i was like there it is oh that's why you said scientists
all these bartenders but only getting two shots
yeah honestly i didn't make that many jokes about moderna at the time because i was like i can come
back to this the whole rest of the show you know i was like i'm not gonna say anything yeah i'm not
gonna say anything so but yeah i let her have it the rest of the show and i got to meet her
afterwards she was real nice got to meet her with her afterwards got her in afterwards uh but yeah
the shows were all really fun.
Good.
We did six in four days.
We're back on the bus.
Had Tom again.
Oh, yeah, because he was somewhere else.
Yeah.
When he's not with us, he's with Adam Sandler.
Wow.
But he was back.
The Sandman.
Does he call him the Sandman?
The Sandbar. I feel like his friends call him the Sandman.
Hey.
Sandman.
Sandy Cheeks.
But yeah, it was fun.
We had some casino shows.
Yeah.
It was fun.
Atlantic City.
I think y'all might talk about that on Patreon as well.
Okay.
Yeah, there were some fun times, Had.
But yeah, what'd you do this weekend?
This weekend, let's see.
I did plenty, man.
Big thing on Saturday,
big, uh, win of the week for me, uh, early on a Monday, uh, is I got my Christmas lights up,
um, which was, which was a feat because I don't like, I don't like getting up on the roof very
much and I'm getting more comfortable with it. Good. Um, but man, was it a debacle getting them
up there? Um, I thought, I thought I was being so smart, dude.
And in hindsight, as I tell this story, people are going to be like, Brad, you're so stupid.
And I'm like, I know.
But in the time, just know I wasn't being stupid on purpose.
First of all, so the way we do our lights is they have those little clips, like plastic clips that you hook onto the lights and then you shove them underneath the shingles.
Got it.
Can you kind of imagine?
Yeah, yeah. And so in the past, I've just literally taken the boxes of clips up to the roof with me,
clipped them on, and then done them one at a time.
This time, I'm like, no, I'm going to do all the clips on the ground.
We're going to pre-clip.
Yeah, and it was a great way to get Hattie and Bo involved.
I'm trying to really emphasize, hey, as a family, we are a team.
We're all doing this together.
It took twice as long because of that, but it was way more fun,
and Bo was getting into it, whatever.
So we clip them all.
How is Bo doing Christmas lights?
I mean, he's all right.
Yeah, he can do it.
He's got the dexterity.
Not really.
It's kind of hard to open the clip, so I had to kind of open it
and push it in a little bit, and then he kind of helped me.
But I was trying to have little devices like, all right, you see the
captain hook, captain hook has to go on the bottom of the light and you know, whatever.
And so he'd be like, Oh, I got the captain hook on there. It's not going all the way though,
or something. So, but it was fun. I mean, he like would go get me more clips or whatever,
you know, just trying to think of ways to get them to contribute. That's fun. Um,
so anyway, so get
literally, I mean the entire house worth of light. So it's probably 250 feet or something like that
of lights clipped and everything. And, and then I'm like, well, I got to get them up on the roof
now. And so this is where it starts getting stupid. Yeah. Um, so for whatever reason I thought,
well, the best way to get them up on the roof is to just take them all up and not one fell swoop, but like get them all up there and then get myself on the roof.
And so what I did was I took, you know, they were all laid out on the lawn. I took 50 feet of string
and I basically did like a, how you would fold up a blanket. So I took 50 feet, folded it once.
So it was in 25 feet, folded it back over again, 12, you know, folded it again. And so it was like
pretty easy to carry. Yeah. But my gosh, once I got up there, was it like just completely tangled? Oh,
and I'm up on the roof. Like, what was I thinking? Like, that was so stupid.
Just wadded up all my lights. Yeah. I mean, cause that's why I put them all strung out
across the lawn. It's like untangle them. And then I just threw them up there like that.
And so I'm up on the roof, like having to do all these different things. Um, so I start clipping them in, it's going great.
Windy day? Uh, no, it was a great day. Okay, good. Yeah. As far as I can remember, there was no
complaints weather-wise. I was even in short sleeves, I think. Um, but I started clipping
them in and then like on the second, maybe third strand strand of lights the clips were on backwards for whatever
reason like the lights themselves captain hook is facing the back yes well but it wasn't like
it was like somehow the lights were manufactured backwards or something like it wasn't like like
we put them on the right way like in the same uniform way whatever and so then all of a sudden
i untangle all these lights you know that took a longer. I had Bo and Hattie help me with the lights that took a lot longer.
And then now I'm having to literally take off every single clip and reclip it on the
other side for like basically half the house.
Brutal.
And so I bet it took me, I don't know, three to four hours total up there just like working
on.
And it was, I honestly had a good attitude.
It was fine, but it was, it was was a little bit of, I don't know,
just a labor of love, if you will.
But, man, they look good.
They look good, and I'm excited to have them up.
I'm excited to see them the next day and a half.
Yeah, you're going to really enjoy them.
I'm going to make sure they're on tonight, I guess.
I look forward to seeing them.
So what would you do differently next time
to get the lights on the roof without tangling them?
What's the solution?
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know if,
because,
because even if maybe I shouldn't clip them beforehand,
maybe I should clip them up top because it may be clip them up top in bulk up
there or something,
either that or like just string them up one at a time.
I don't know.
I don't know what the answer is,
but I need to figure it out.
So if somebody knows,
let me know.
Um,
but altogether it was, it was a good
time. While I was up there, I also cut down some branches off of tree limbs that were kind of
hitting the roof. What'd you cut them off with? A little sawzall, a little power reciprocating saw.
Oh. Yeah. So it wasn't too bad. Reciprocating saw. Yeah. While I was up there. One over saw,
saw over one. Yes. Improper frack saw.
While I was up there, a white Mustang pulled up.
Mach-E, Rachel Koop and her family.
I was thinking Braden.
But that was the car that got stolen from him.
Do you know where he got his car stolen?
In Missouri?
No, it would have been Kansas.
Really?
Okay.
Yeah, it was like two weeks into marriage.
Got his car just swiped from the parking lot.
But it really worked out for him because they never found it.
So he has to file insurance, all this stuff.
I think whatever he paid for it and whatever the blue book value was,
insurance gave him like a time and a half over that.
Why?
How?
I don't know.
They're dumb.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I mean, Caitlin and Brayden invited us over like a month later to like have dinner.
I was like, I hope my car gets stolen.
Yeah.
This sounds like a great deal.
All right.
I'm leaving the keys in here.
See you later.
I won't check.
I won't look.
Yeah.
Right.
I don't have service to even call anybody.
It's all yours.
I don't have an air tag in there.
So I won't even know.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's great.
So what did he get?
You don't know. Yeah. Not a car guy. What color? I haven't even know. Yeah. Wow. That's crazy. So what did he get? You don't know.
Yeah.
Not a car guy.
What color?
I haven't.
I will say I haven't seen it.
Like he might have told me what he got.
In one ear out the other.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like we're talking sauce.
Right.
I don't really know.
Yeah.
But his golf clubs were also in the car.
Wait, there was something really cool that happened.
Oh, he bought the night yeah this is it the night his car got stolen and his golf clubs were in it he bought
new golf clubs online whoa so he basically got free golf clubs yeah in a way serendipitous
it was kind of cool he was like he's like you know i'm ready to get rid of these golf clubs anyway
okay so let's just let's just hypothetical.
Tymon, I want you to answer this too.
Okay.
So obviously when you get something stolen,
your insurance just gives you money
for whatever gets stolen, right?
And so he doesn't have to buy a new car
that's worth that much money, right?
He could technically...
Yeah, I don't think so.
Save whatever it was, 20 grand or whatever,
and do whatever he wants with it.
What would you want to get stolen right now
because you don't really care about it, but it's decently valuable like if you could
have if you could have a burglar just steal one of your things it's only one i'd like to prepare
like a box or like a collection of like golf clubs is one you know or like yeah okay okay
like your video equipment would be one you know or something like that but like
uh fun question you can't you can't like it you can do more than just the lens on your camera,
but you can't do my car and my camera and...
A few tires.
Yeah.
Just one.
Huh.
You know, because like...
Let's go...
First thing comes to mind.
I might be able to think of something better.
And let me know if this doesn't work as a combo set.
Washer and dryer.
No, that's a combo that's
combo okay that's a set because i bought them new yeah they're only like a year old okay but i think
if they were to be stolen we'd take the money and i would put it into like installing like a main
floor okay all in one we'd take a loss on it but it would it would help cover the cost okay i'm
like getting installed somewhere on the main floor the all-in-one washer dryer.
Oh, now I'm getting excited.
Now you're getting excited?
Oh, somebody steal it.
Somebody steal it.
My question was more like,
if someone stole something that you wouldn't get another,
like replace.
Yeah, that's fair.
I would replace it differently.
I wouldn't just go get a washer dryer
and put them in the basement again.
Yeah, you wouldn't just put it right back.
That's fair.
So it's replacing, yeah.
With an upgrade and with a
contractor involved i honestly don't know if someone came to my house to steal stuff i'd be
like good luck i don't what are you gonna steal my computers i guess my my my woodworking stuff
is i guess somewhat valuable i know something they could steal in your house but i'm not gonna
say that save it for patreon no the uh you're how do i say this
you're your bank you're oh yeah
i have like yeah i have like a safe of cash basically yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that was
fun game one time i basically was like listen the the safe that we have our cash in is somewhere in
this room like you're looking at it right now. Yeah. Try to find it.
That was a fun game.
We used to do that with people when Isaac and I first like started buying
things the first time.
Isaac and I should have registered for products when we first moved in
together because we had nothing and we moved in and Peter's house.
And yeah,
I remember we bought an antenna to watch live TV,
but it didn't look like an antenna.
So we loved playing the game.
Hey,
I bet you can't pick out the antenna.
Where's the antenna?
Yeah.
It's like a soundbar. Um, time. When you have anything you want to, I bet you can't pick out the antenna. Where's the antenna? Yeah, it's like a sound bar.
Tymon, do you have anything?
Do you want to get stolen?
You wouldn't necessarily replace?
I was trying to think.
Well, it's hard to say something I wouldn't necessarily replace.
I was thinking, like, if I got, like, all my video equipment stolen,
I would just, like, get, I would, like, replace it with just a few of the things.
Like, I would, would like buy them back more
intentionally like a little differently like if you get four lenses stolen instead you go back
and buy two nice ones yeah kind of thing yeah like i would it would kind of just be replacing
them yeah but like i have so much like random like smaller cheaper stuff like accessories and
all that built up and whatever and it's like I could just get a few things and be more like prioritizing.
I don't know.
Yeah, like apertures and stuff.
Yeah.
Buy some frame rates.
Shutter speeds.
Shutter speeds.
ISOs.
ISOs, yeah.
I wouldn't replace that.
Keep the ISO.
Well, yeah, they're not making them like they used to.
So, yeah.
Did you happen to see the Correct Opinions clip
and all the comments about me talking about
photography i didn't see the comments uh but i did see the clip or i did see i i listened to
the episode so i don't okay gotcha yeah we yeah we posted a clip and yeah correct opinions i mean
yeah we're just saying wild stuff on there but basically i i talked about how derrick was going
off pre-podcast about photography.
And so we're like, hey, save it for the podcast.
Yeah, yeah.
And so then we were talking about how just as videographers, when you do try photography for the first time, your eyes are kind of open.
Like, oh, wow, there's a lot less to deal with.
There's a lot less to worry about.
Like editing takes way less time.
Even shooting it, there's just objectively less things to worry about.
You have to worry about shutter speed.
Yeah.
Or frame rate, I should say.
But anyway, so we get talking this whole clip. Of course we clip it to remove a lot of context. You know, the title is, is photography a scam? You know, it's just this clickbait is
possible. I didn't realize we post it when I do realize we post it. It says we posted it 36
minutes ago and there's like 60 comments and our plane is taking off. It's I was like, Oh man,
I can't even like get in there to defend myself. Like we are, we are moving. We are accelerating
on the tarmac when I see it. And I was like, that is a crazy engagement to start. I have
upset a lot of people. I land, I mean, a hundreds of comments now. It's your face. It's like,
it's mainly me saying it. And cause Derek does chime in, but he's not, he's timing.
He's faceless.
He's faceless, yeah.
Yeah, so I really upset some people.
There were ghosties who listened to it when it came out.
Taylor Atkinson photo, previous sponsor.
He was like, really came for my job there, but I did enjoy it.
And he's like, also, please stop giving away our secrets.
Because I was talking about how if you ever get a ton of black and white photos back,
it's just because the photographer screwed up.
And I will say all the photographers were like,
I don't agree with most of what he said,
but the black and white thing is so true.
So that is a bummer that he outed us and he said that.
That does happen.
But yeah, I forget why I brought that up.
Oh, we were talking about shutters.
Lenses and ISOs and stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I'm not well liked in the photography community right now.
Well, I'll tell you one photographer that probably likes you still is Celia O'Brien.
Probably.
Okay.
She came,
I think I mentioned it last week on the podcast.
She was going to take our family pictures.
Oh yeah.
Let's get an added just real quick.
Added.
Hey,
six,
seven,
eight.
Add in.
Okay.
Five,
three,
two.
How do you make the tennis?
Um,
there we go.
My lips were so dry.
It was like two cushions.
I want to talk.
I want our first one to be a new sponsor.
Pan, pan, pan.
Whoop, whoop.
Pan, pan, pan.
Oh.
It's turned down.
No, just the last horn.
Yeah, yeah.
There we go.
There we go.
Can you try and do that again?
Try to get just the last horn?
Yeah.
What does that sound like?
Yeah, yeah.
Sort of first down or. Skol! Skol! Or maybe that sound like? Yeah, yeah.
Sort of first down or...
Skol!
Skol!
Or maybe that sounds like something...
I've never been to Gillette Stadium,
but maybe that sounds like something the Patriots would have,
like kind of at the harbor,
like they have like a lot of shipping.
The harbor.
The harbor.
Only one bartender.
One lighthouse, one bartender.
Come on, I'm in science here.
Yeah, that's nice.
First down, Patriots.
Have some nice cold Sam Adams Oktoberfest.
That's great.
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about cameras or something. Yeah. Family photos with Celia. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Um, cool. We were talking about cameras or something. Yeah. Family photos with Celia.
Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Um, and how she just scammed us out of money. Um, no, uh, Celia is
a listener of the podcast. She just recently moved to Kansas city doing seminary here and
she's a great photographer. So we asked, Hey, would you be interested in taking some pictures
for our family for Christmas photos? She said, of course. Um, we met her shout out to her. She
was so patient and so great with us literally within two minutes of being there. She said, of course, um, we met her shout out to her. She was so patient
and so great with us literally within two minutes of being there. You know, she was just trying to
like get comfortable with the kids. Like, Bo, can you give a hug to Hattie dude? He acted like she
was like a tackling dummy, uh, in a football practice and hugged her and wrapped her up and
threw her to the ground hard. Oh wow. Like Hattie, I was genuinely,
I thought maybe she had a concussion. Like the way that Hattie fell on her head, I was like,
cause Hattie cried and it was like, okay, of course she's going to cry because she fell kind
of hard, but she cried for like 15 minutes. It was like one of those things where it was like,
she's actually hurt. She's not like scared hurt, you know? And so it was like, well,
this whole time is ruined, you know? And it was kind of a stressful time to like get there and make sure everyone looks okay. And combed Bo's
hair and whatever, like I'm sweating, you know, what all these things. Luckily, I think it was
a huge blessing that Celia was our photographer, um, because she was much more patient and we
could be a little more real with her of like, yeah, sorry. I mean, cause Hattie's usually like
the all-star of like, Hey, she can pull it together. We can ration with her.
Like we can be like, hey, it's okay.
You're okay. And Bo just tackled her to start it.
I mean, yeah, there he was
or maybe Hattie said it, whatever. One of them said
we were playing married. That was like their game
I guess. Like, cause sometimes they do that where they hug
each other and they like fall over.
And so, but the way he, he like, yeah,
pushed her over. She just fell right
on her head and luckily it was on the grass, but still,
yeah, had some family pictures taken, which was great.
Shout out to Celia for doing those for us.
Yeah.
It was one of those things.
She used AI.
I don't really know exactly.
Tymon, you're an AI guy.
I mean, you were viral on this.
Let me see what she said here real quick.
It was kind of interesting.
I haven't, she said a little peek behind the curtain, I got the chance
to use that new AI Photoshop
feature a time or two.
It's like the generative fill.
She said, let me know
if you notice what slash where is AI.
I haven't looked super
in-depth with them yet.
Send it to me in timing.
You want to look at them right now?
Sure.
I just want to see your it to me and Tymon. Yeah, okay. You want to look at them right now? Sure. Okay.
Tymon's going to nail it.
And I just want to see your family.
Yeah, they're good looking.
Bo and I, we had similar looking shirts.
Pretty nice.
Let's see.
Jake and Tymon. I need to start pinning you guys because we text so much.
I'm going to.
Tymon, congrats.
Thanks.
That's funny.
I forgot what I was doing at like 4 30 that day
but i remember thinking like oh yeah that's fun brad's like getting photos taken right now i bet
they're having so much fun and a little do i know it wasn't like he's on the ground honestly like
hattie yeah i mean hattie was so hurt but i think she was trying so hard not to be like
i think she was just genuinely hurt and then katherine you know was we're on a little bit
of time crunch because we're volunteering on a one of you know was we're on a little bit of time crunch
because we're volunteering on a one of that night and so that was a little bit crazy and so anyway
yeah let's see if you can figure this opening photos great i haven't even clicked on the
gallery yet yeah the photo right here is awesome she's good dude a couple black and whites on
there celia okay are there specific photos we should be looking at?
No, I have no idea.
I've only like scrolled through them,
to be honest.
I haven't,
I've been busy enough
where I haven't really had a chance
to look at them.
But I don't even know,
like what is,
what is the thing
that we're looking for,
essentially?
Probably just like,
like do they change the face
to like smiling?
Or is it?
No, it would be more like,
I feel like it'd be used
for like extending the background. Yeah, like making the corners, like, it would be more like... I feel like it would be used for extending the background.
Yeah, like making the corners.
Or if there's something laying on the ground,
just quick select that and remove it.
I'm trying to think.
Fun.
It all looks real nice, though.
I mean, yeah, Hattie has some gems.
I mean, there's...
Yeah, the kids are cute, man.
My kids are...
We'll put them on the screen for those watching on YouTube.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just get to look at them.
Great picks.
These are going out for Christmas cards, huh?
Yeah, I think so.
That's fun.
Hattie smiles so funny.
Yeah, dude.
She's, yeah.
But she got good.
Eventually, like, every time Celia would put the camera in her face,
she knew what she was supposed to do.
Like, she would just smile and not really break character until Celia was done kind of thing that's great yeah i like the one
of you holding bow and it looks like you've been holding him long enough for his pants are pretty
high and it looks like you might be giving him a wedgie that's what katherine's like katherine
gives me a hard time because i somehow do that to all my kids like when dad holds you like yeah
your pants just go up by your calves i don't know how I do it or what I do.
But yeah, there's some where she was like, Bo, whisper to Hattie what your favorite breakfast
is or something. And I forget what he said, but then Hattie did to him and he goes, a baby.
And Hattie goes, no, I said Dutch babies. What's a Dutch baby? I think it's like some kind of little pancake-y thing.
I don't know.
Hey, Catherine makes them.
They're fine.
Fun.
Yeah, they're little doughy.
Little doughies.
I have some new food this weekend.
Okay.
Now that I'm thinking about it.
Trey took us to like a sushi place.
Yes.
So he's ordered for the table, so I'm just trying to just eat whatever there is.
I don't know what any of this stuff is.
So many colors and so many shapes.
Philadelphia roll, probably.
Ended up realizing I ate eel.
Whoa!
Didn't know that.
Really went into the deep end there.
Yeah.
What was the scale of one to ten?
It wasn't too bad because of eel sauce.
Which one is that?
It looks like barbecue.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Kind of tangy.
Yeah, a little bit tangy sweet but yeah it's still like eating cold chicken or cold fish or yeah just like a cold eel
really is what it tastes like but was it cooked you think uh dude who knows i don't know anything
about what i'm doing you know i got chopsticks in my hands were you yeah yeah i was trying to i mean
sushi is pretty easy enough to grab it.
I mean, I'm not real proficient with them.
Really?
An eel?
Did you have any that were just like normal ones?
Like the ones with like cream cheese and shrimp?
Dude, maybe.
I don't know.
I don't know what I was eating.
And it was fine.
I was just hungry.
Yeah.
They also brought out salmon on a stick.
That was nice.
What part of the salmon was on a stick? They just like skewered hungry. Yeah. They also brought out salmon on a stick. That was nice. What part of the salmon was on a stick?
They just like skewered it.
Yeah.
So just like the whole filet, which is a stick through it.
That's kind of fun.
Yeah.
One bad.
Yeah.
Gotta be careful.
Sharp.
It'll get you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't eat the stick.
I saw something on Derek's story about Atlantic City and like that 90s restaurant.
Can we talk about that?
Did you see the, did he put me on there
when we were in the cafeteria?
So yeah, we got.
Looking like a snack in that row back, by the way.
Thanks, dude.
Yeah.
Appreciate it.
G-R-K-C 20.
That's right.
So Tom texted us.
This is the day we're in the casino.
He's like, hey, you guys have all been given access
to the employee dining room.
That was in the casino?
We're like, oh, sweet.
Because when we were in the Hard Rock Tampa, I remember Isaac accidentally wandered into the employee dining room that was in the casino we're like oh sweet because i when we were in the hard rock
tampa i remember isaac accidentally wandered into the employee dining room and him you know he's
coming back telling us stories about it oh it was awesome there i didn't realize that they had the
buffet employee dining room yeah okay so it's like a private little cafeteria yeah so derrick and i
were like oh free food yeah let's do it and yeah we walk in there, and it's just like the saddest,
like 90s-looking red booths, kind of like Burger King-themed
or whatever.
This is kind of what they look like.
Yeah.
How would you describe that?
Like, yeah, Burger King, Taco Bell in the 90s.
Yeah, it was just like very Saved by the Bell.
Yeah.
I thought it looked kind of cool, honestly.
I texted that, and Derek was like, this looks pretty sweet, actually.
Just because I love
my childhood
and miss stuff like that.
But Derek said
it was not so sweet.
Yeah, it was just like
it was dirty.
Everyone was so sad in there.
And I couldn't even figure out
where the food was.
Like, I could smell food.
I can see food
on people's plates.
But all I could find
is like there's a coffee area.
There's an ice cream area
and there was a cereal area. And so I was like,
I'm just going to eat the cereal.
They had two options. Cheerios, Raisin Bran.
Oh, so it was like
comfort and continental breakfast.
Yeah. It was not a fun.
Yeah. It was very sad.
And so I got Raisin Bran and milk.
Derek was like, I'm going to find the food.
I was like, great. Go ahead and sit down. And Derek's a super picky eater too. Derek was like, I'm going to find the food. I was like, great. I go ahead and sit down.
And Derek's a super picky eater, too.
Derek comes back, and this is what's on his plate.
I took a picture of just his plate, because I could not stop laughing.
Four pretzels, like a normal chip kind of pretzels.
And what are those, like cookies?
Potatoes.
That's terrible. That's terrible.
That's so bad.
I could get something better in my pantry after Catherine's been gone for
four weeks.
Oh my goodness.
But he found the food and that was,
he found the food and he went through the line.
And of course he also came back.
This is the full picture of us,
but it was just both of our meals.
It's hilarious.
And Derek's got a spoon,
a fork and knife just in case he's like, yeah, I grabbed that first. Yeah, it was a little ambitious.
Yeah, it was kind of funny. Was the whole casino pretty rundown or was it pretty surprising? This
was like the one place they didn't renovate yet or something. It seemed like a lot of Atlantic
City stopped innovating in like 96 or something, which is kind of funny and kind of whimsical to
be in. Yeah, it's like we went back in time a little bit, which is kind of funny and kind of whimsical to be in.
Yeah. It's like we went back in time a little bit. Right. Every building, every street. I mean,
nothing is updated. So I don't hate that. I don't hate that until you get, you're there too long.
And then it's like, okay, that's enough of that. Yeah. Kind of like Branson where it's like,
there's some really fun places that you don't see very often, but you see them in Branson.
Yeah. And like when the first days, you describe them as charming.
And then after a few days, you're like, this is old.
This is decrepit.
This is going to be dumpy.
Yeah.
Yeah, totally.
This is dumpy.
This is going to dump.
Wow.
That's interesting.
So the employee dining room, not what it's cracked up to be.
No, it wasn't.
That's why I ended up eating eel that night because I was starving.
I had raisin bran for dinner.
Yeah, it was
a fun time. I've always wondered how Atlantic City
was. Yeah, I've always heard about it.
I even was making that joke on
stages because everyone was like, where are you at
the rest of the weekend? We go to Atlantic City Saturday.
Everyone's like, oh, good luck. It is like the
biggest punchline of a... I know.
I was like, oh, good luck
break a leg. And they're like, no, good luck
surviving. You might get your leg broken. Right. Because everyone describes it like, I've good luck on the break a leg. And they're like, no, good luck surviving.
You might get your leg broken.
Right.
Because everyone describes it like, I've never been to Lake City.
Like, oh, it's like Las Vegas, but trashy.
I'm like, I thought Las Vegas was trashy.
It sure feels like Vegas is plenty trashy.
Yeah.
You ever been to Greenville, South Carolina?
Vegas is pretty trashy.
Wow. I saw a Patreon comment.
Janelle Bagnale moving back there.
It's kind of fun.
She's going back.
Shout out, Janelle.
I'm coming home. Home. Yeah. I'm going home. I saw a Patreon comment. Janelle Bagnale moving back there. It's kind of fun. She's going back. Shout out Janelle. I'm coming home.
Home.
Yeah.
Home.
I'm going home.
I'm going home.
Got a fun video for you guys coming out soon.
Probably already came out.
Probably.
Let's see.
What else do I want to tell you, Jake?
I'm thirsty.
Do you guys need drinks?
Sure.
Can I go get some drinks for us?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you want?
You got your main treat?
I need some Zevia.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I need something else though.
Did I've been,
this is my one time.
I'm going to say anything.
I'm feeling sick.
Okay.
That's all I'm going to say.
I'm going to be fine.
I'm not,
I'm not a whiner.
I'm not a complainer.
I'm not going to complain about being sick,
but I am bummed that I'm sick right now,
right before Thanksgiving slash.
If I'm sick in freaking Hawaii, I'm going to be a little bummed that I'm sick right now, right before Thanksgiving slash. If I'm sick in freaking Hawaii,
I'm going to be a little bummed.
Yeah.
But I'm not going to say anything about it.
Like sometimes you go to like a completely different climate atmosphere.
Boom.
You saved.
I hope so.
You healed.
I think that makes sense.
Like, yeah.
Warm.
Because Catherine was like,
I told her yesterday,
I was like,
I'm starting to feel a little sick.
I don't know what's going on.
She's like,
I think it's just the changing of the weather.
I was like,
it's changed weather for like four weeks now.
So I think that's not it.
The night of your birthday party last week, it was the day I, I think it was because I
ran a mile outside, got really hot, sweaty in the cold.
And then that night, dude, I was so just like all these cold symptoms.
I was like, here we go right before all these shows.
Okay.
Of course I'm going to, it's so that night, I mean, it was like 1230 at night, but I was
like, Rachel, I'm sorry. I got to go get like medicine. Like I just don't want to be sick. Yeah. And so I went, to, it's so that night, I mean, it was like 1230 at night, but I was like, Rachel,
I'm sorry.
I got to go get like medicine.
Like I just don't want to be sick.
Yeah.
And so I went,
you know,
I'm a big fan of Zycam.
Yeah.
I'm a big fan of zinc.
First sign of a cold,
go,
go get Zycam'd up.
And so I did,
took a lot of Zycam,
took a lot of Mucinex.
Zyboys.
And then I'm fine.
I'm healed.
Good.
That's good.
Maybe I should,
I took a zinc pill,
you know,
of some sort,
but yeah,
I want,
I want that in my life.
Man,
I want what you have.
And you know what? I was outside
a bunch doing those lights, so maybe that
was it. Outside. So I don't know.
Zevia for you. Tymon, what do you want? I'll take a
Zevia. Ooh, I don't know
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Happy Monday, boys.
Victory Monday.
Yeah.
If you're the Eagles.
Open up.
It's Monday.
Oh, it's even.
Yeah.
It's not even Monday here.
Whatever.
Jake, it's crazy.
Oh, wait.
Yeah.
It's Tuesday.
It's crazy how long you're going to be gone. We talked about it last night. It's not even Monday here. Jake, it's crazy. Oh, wait. Yeah, it's Tuesday. It's crazy how long you're going to be gone.
We talked about it last night.
It's crazy.
Like, your life is crazy.
Let's recap it one more time for the viewers out there.
All right.
Today is November 21st.
This is the last day in Kansas City.
We got to get a lot of podcasts shot.
We got to shoot some brand deals for jean shorts for Friday Pickleball.
Couldn't reserve an indoor court, so we're bundling it up, baby.
Get all that done today, and then tomorrow, the 22nd, we will leave for Iowa.
We will spend about three or four days there for Thanksgiving.
Ohio.
On Saturday night, we will be back from Iowa.
On Sunday, we will fly to Hawaii.
Yeah, baby.
And then spend about six days in Hawaii, five, six days in Hawaii, go straight to Australia
for about 15 days, then go to New Zealand for about three days, fly back, land here
the evening of December 20th.
The evening?
Yes.
Oh, wow. back get land here the evening of december 20th the evening yes oh wow and then december 21st is brad and i's one day together in december it's gonna be magical and we're gonna crank out some
action that day it'll be my first time seeing you and timon in a while so december 21st so exactly
one month between the last between times in the studio wow from nove From November 21st to December 21st. Yeah.
Wow.
So yeah, December 21st,
and we'll crank out a lot more podcast material.
Yep.
And videos, whatever else we need.
And then December 27th,
and then the next day,
go to Stratford for Christmas.
Wow.
And then, so yeah, gone again.
So yeah, packing for all that will be interesting,
and just keeping up with the clothes and laundry
and all that will be interesting.
But I'm not worried about
keeping up with content like gene schwartz we've been shooting a lot yeah we have plenty friday
pickleball we have plenty yep podcast will be fine um rachel and i are going to do some together
in australia brad's going to be in charge of doing some however he wants i'm excited here locally i
still haven't decided exactly what i want to do. Yeah, it's fun. I've got like four different options.
Yeah.
Maybe five.
I don't know.
So yeah,
podcasts will keep coming out.
Yeah.
Someone posted this in the Facebook group,
but yes,
there will be a recap episode
at the end of the year.
Start working on that now,
Tymon.
You're going to be.
Yeah, Tymon,
you're not going to see us
for the few weeks,
so you got time
to crank on that.
Cool.
Yeah, recap episode,
but yeah, so it's a lot of
traveling a lot of uh a lot of fun ahead yeah really excited for hawaii i mean just nothing's
better than hawaii until you go to australia no i've been to both really why is so much better
really yeah okay i'm so pumped for hawaii too dude it's kind of crazy like we're not overlapping a
whole lot because what's what's your day do you think, when you're actually performing?
I bet we're still chilling.
I bet we could still hang out.
Yeah.
I mean, soundcheck at like five probably and then that's it.
Cool.
Yeah, it's going to be fun.
I'm excited to see my friends.
I'm excited for you to be there with all of the friends.
Yeah.
We got a fun Hawaii podcast planned for you guys.
Yep. Special guest.
Yeah, a couple special Gs.
Yeah, it's going to Yep. Special guests. Yeah. A couple of special G's. Yeah.
It's going to be a good time.
So.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So the next,
yeah,
the next few podcasts are gonna be really fun.
So after this episode,
it'll be a Hawaiian episode and then either Australia episode or a Brad episode.
And then.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not really any traditional episodes,
quote unquote,
until the end of December.
Yeah. Until between. Basically Christmas.
You know what's a bummer is Christmas is a Monday.
Why is that a bummer?
I mean, people can just listen to us while they're opening presents and take videos and send them to us.
We can do something fun.
We should do a fun Christmas special or something.
Make it shorter.
Make it completely Christmas themed.
Yeah. I don't know. We can figure it out. Yeah. That's a good point. Good thought. Good thought.
Yeah. We can do something. Yeah. A lot of craziness ahead, but it's all good. I haven't
really, sorry. Sorry. Go ahead. No, it just, it's the only, it's probably the only three week
vacation I will ever go on. I mean, I can't imagine another time in my life where Rachel
and I are going to be gone from home for three weeks. So just enjoy it.
Quick question. Did you call your friends
from Australia and say,
hey, I'm moving to Australia?
Or did you... It didn't cross
my mind. No! Because that'd be ridiculous.
Because that'd be ridiculous. You're going to be there for three weeks.
You're not living there.
I should have.
Hey, guys. FYI. I'm
moving to Australia. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I should.... Hey, guys. FYI. I'm moving to Australia.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
By the way. Big announcement.
It's just temporarily. Yeah.
Briefly, for work. Okay.
Yeah, I feel like I have not thought about Hawaii
very much at all yet, and it's
partially because Thanksgiving's still coming up.
It's also partially because you don't seem
like you've thought about it much either.
And so if I'm like, well, if Jake's not really too worried about this crazy thing going on in
your life, like surely I could figure out Hawaii. Dude, I was on stage in Atlantic city. I was
performing and I, you know, I'm doing some material about Rachel while I'm performing.
I realized, oh yeah, Rachel, something, something clicks in my mind that Hawaii is actually really
soon. And I haven't reserved an Airbnb or rental car yet.
And so I think about that while I'm performing,
like I need to do that when I'm done with this.
And so I did.
So I get done performing, go sit on the pot,
do some business.
Okay.
And I booked us an Airbnb and a rental car.
Oh yeah.
And I was thinking to myself like,
this has been a productive hour of my life.
I would say so.
I did a 20 minute comedy set.
Yeah.
Pooped.
Yeah.
Always productive.
Always good.
I did that.
Booked an Airbnb, booked a rental car. Yeah. Mom rated push. And yeah, it was a great-minute comedy set. Yeah. Pooped. Yeah. Always productive. Always good. We do that. Booked an Airbnb.
Booked a rental car.
Yeah. Yeah.
Mom rated push.
And yeah, it was a great hour of my life.
We were all good to go.
That's great.
A couple hours later, go to the blackjack table.
I've made the money back that I spent on the Airbnb.
Did you?
Yeah.
Let's go.
It was awesome.
So yeah, so I hadn't thought about it much either.
But I, yeah, honestly, i end up getting it's a
pretty cheap airbnb it's not that nice uh but i was like but we're not we're not gonna be in the
airbnb at all yeah and i end up going a little higher end on the car so it's like we're gonna
be in the car way more road to hana you know car i end up getting a uh i almost got um
uh first of all turo is awesome in hawai Hawaii. Everybody's running after a car.
Everybody's running out of Jeeps.
You just have all these Jeeps to choose from.
I'm Googling Jeep Gladiator versus Rubicon.
What are the differences?
They all look the same to me.
Rubicon's, I think, like a package, isn't it?
See, I don't even know.
Cherokee versus Grand Prix. Sure.
Is that even two of them?
Grand Prix is Pontiac, but yeah.
It's a car. Grand Cherokee and Cher Prix is a Pontiac, but yeah, it's a car.
Grand Cherokee and Cherokee is different.
Really?
Yeah.
Cherokee is what Spencer Shipley drives.
Grand Cherokee is what Abby McKee used to drive.
The chief of the tribe.
Yeah.
It's a little bit more grand.
Cool.
So truly couldn't tell you.
You got a Jeep.
One ear out the other.
Got a Jeep.
Almost got us really surprised, Rachel, because there was a very vibrant purple, like you and I purple Jeep, which definitely would have been a joke.
Rachel, for you and I.
Yeah.
You love them.
Yeah.
You and I got a you and I.
You and I got a you and I.
But ended up not going with that one because it was tiptoeing.
I mean, it's only like 60 bucks more for the cool color one.
And Rachel would really like that color.
Yeah.
And I was like, that's a dumb reason.
We're on the inside of it the whole time.
You can't even see it.
You don't feel that different driving a purple car.
Yeah.
And then even just like once you get to the final screen,
it's not just $60.
It's a big difference.
Oh, they know what they're doing.
Let's see.
I pulled it up.
Looks like it's a Jeep
2023 Jeep Wrangler.
Yeah, fun.
What do we know about that? Those are a little more compact
and they're more off-roady.
They're fun.
It also says the word Rubicon on it.
Rubicon, I feel like, is the
really off-roady.
You can see what you can do with that thing.
They say don't drive on the road to Hana. I say I'm, I mean, see what you could do with that. They say,
don't drive on the road to Hana.
I say,
I'm going to start driving a road to Hana even harder.
Does it say on there?
I remember last time,
uh,
I went to Maui.
Yeah.
They're lame about that.
There were certain rental car people.
They're like,
this rental car cannot be taken on the back half of road to Hana.
Cause it's not paved roads.
So that makes sense.
Yeah.
I did it anyway.
I did it.
You know,
it wasn't that,
it wasn't that crazy.
Just don't go that fast. Uh, so yeah, that'd be fun. I'm excited to, I've been anyway. I did it anyway. You did. It wasn't that crazy. Just don't go that fast.
So yeah, that'll be fun.
I'm excited.
I've been on Road to Hana before,
but excited to take Rachel on it.
Yeah.
Like last time I went,
we got in the middle of it.
We're like, oh, that'd be fun
to stop at that Black Sand Beach
and like reservations only.
I told you that.
Thank you.
This time, got to reservation.
Good job.
Good job.
Thanks.
So I did plan ahead of that.
Yes, because it is very worth it. Is it?
Yeah, it was so sweet. I wish we could
have spent more time there. And then at the end of it, there's
a national park. I didn't.
We got there as it was closing.
Have you gone up and done the
I believe it's pronounced Haleakala.
Haleakala? Dang it.
I believe they say
Haleakala.
Maybe that's how you say it. I don't know. Have you ever played Moncala on Haleakala maybe that's how you say it
I don't know
have you ever played
Mancala on Haleakala
that's what I want to do
it sounds like a
Magic Treehouse book
yeah yeah yeah
like
now I can't even think
of one of the titles
but they're big on like
alliteration
or something like that
like caveman at
no hold on
I got dinosaurs at dusk
there it is
dinosaurs at dusk
yeah
Mancala on Haleakala
which is not an alliteration, but...
No, it is not. That is rhyming.
No, I have not been up there.
But I think it'd be fun to go. I know TJ
likes to go up there, so maybe we could go up there together
for... I think I'd rather go at sunset
than sunrise. You would.
I know. You would.
Maybe... Hey, I'll do whatever, though.
Maybe we're a little jet lagged.
Maybe we go up there the first morning.
Maybe.
I think you have to reserve sunrise.
Dang.
Hang on that.
Do it now.
Okay.
Haleakala.
Yeah, it's going to be fun, though.
It's going to be so fun.
Yeah, it's fun.
We get to overlap in Hawaii.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, timing.
Maybe next year.
Let's see how those Hawaiians like your jokes.
That's fine.
Yeah.
I'm not too worried about things translating to Hawaiian.
I'm more worried about
Australian. I feel like there's guys that don't work over there. Dude. Yeah. I remember when we
went to, this is not the same thing, but when we went to Trinidad on a mission trip, our pastor,
just, he like spoke at the church and he just did so many like, like topical things about America.
I'm like, they don't understand the chiefs. They don't know who the Chiefs are.
Or like, oh, a barbecue brisket sandwich from Kansas City.
I'm like, what are you...
What are you saying this for?
Yeah, he's out there.
This reminds me of the old county fair
roller coasters, right?
Right.
A corn dog in July.
We don't have water. We don't know what you're talking Dude, we don't have water.
We don't know what you're talking about.
We don't have any idea what this is.
That's a funny skit character.
Just the out of touch.
Yeah.
Mission trip pastor.
Yeah.
On one hand, I'm like, okay, good for you for not thinking they're like.
You're not pandering.
Certainly not pandering.
Anyway, it's funny.
Oh, okay.
Mr. Mullet here.
It looks like somebody needs to go to Sport Clips.
Yeah, right?
Who's this?
Dude, those are dreadlocks. Please stop making fun of their culture.
Yeah, dude. He's Rastafarian.
So,
anyway.
I think last week I had
you guys guess
the reality game show that hit me up.
Do you remember what it was?
Oh, yeah. Human versus hamster?
Human versus hamster.
We had a phone call with him.
The Atlantic City dressing room. Me and Isaac hopped on the phone
with tea.
Sweet tea.
Sweet tea.
Dude, they don't know about sweet tea in the
Northeast. Learned that this week.
Say that in Australia.
Be like, you guys are sweeter to me than sweet tea in the Northeast. Learned that this week. Say that in Australia. Be like,
you guys are sweeter to me than sweet tea.
What's he talking about, Mike?
I like the way you would say that.
Say that in Australia.
Say that three times. Say that one time in Australia
fast. Just go
for that in Australia.
But yeah, we went to a restaurant
all together one of the first nights we're in jersey or connecticut or something and um
i asked one waiter for a sweet tea and dude he just looked at me like he's just like
like that like that um oh what's that meme of that guy the nba player
d'angelo russell d'angelo russell meme oh meme? Is that his name? He just looked at me like that.
Dick Young, I think. Oh, yeah, you're right.
Swaggy P. Yep, I had the wrong guy.
But he just looked at me like that
and I was like, Sweet Tea?
And then he just walked away. I was like, I think he heard me on the
second time, maybe. And then he
never came back with it. Had to get another waiter's attention.
Can I get a Sweet Tea?
Ice Tea? Yeah, Ice Tea.
Oh, I got to say i was like yeah with simple
syrup in it and then it clicked and he got it okay but even then did get it for like 10 15 minutes
had to like ask a third waiter can i get a sweet tea i eventually got one and uh yeah then even
when it was time to get a refill i'd like re-educate them on what and what was the refill
again sweet tea i feel like mcdonald's kind of put sweet tea on the map like i surely the mcdonald's
is serving sweet tea up there, right?
That's a good point.
Because like, yeah, back even when we were little kids,
I don't think sweet tea was like super common everywhere.
But now it's like people have both.
Both.
Both.
Yeah, I don't know.
But in the South, if you say, can I please have some tea?
They'll serve you sweet tea.
Yeah, it would just be tea, I would think.
Yeah.
Surely, right?
My dad likes unsweet tea one time in Georgia.
Can I have some tea? What is this?
Hi, what is this?
Yeah. Let me blow my nose again.
Go ahead. I forgot what I was talking about when I got cut
up on sweet tea.
Oh, human versus hamster. Tea.
His name is Tea.
We had a first phone call with him.
Just an introductory phone call, basically like, you guys be great.
We're excited. We're excited.
You're excited.
Awesome.
So we're going to have to have a zoom interview, uh,
with me,
Scott and Isaac,
like basically like our casting call,
like an audition.
Yeah.
Um,
he was busy this whole week,
which would have been ideal for us to do it sometime when we're all together.
Sure.
So now we're going to have to squeeze in a time.
We either went,
I'm in Hawaii or Australia to do a Zoom interview.
So I'm just going to wake up in the middle of the night
and just be super on
and try to get on this reality game show.
So I'll keep you guys updated.
Okay.
Human versus hamster.
What's it?
Does it have a company that's doing it yet
or anything like that?
Yeah.
Maybe we talked about this off the podcast,
but it's Chip and Joanna Gaines.
It's like the Magnolia Network.
Oh, that's right.
They're executive producing it.
It's going to be on HBO Max.
Yeah.
Aren't they with Discovery or HBO or something?
Yeah.
Fun.
Seems like a real deal.
That would be so fun.
Got to be fun.
Got to be zappity.
So a little update there.
Yeah.
Thanks for that update.
I'm trying to think what else.
All right.
So I went golfing this weekend,
which is really fun. It was good to get back. I love to golf still. And so I texted a couple of days before I went out this weekend, I texted another golf kind of influencer.
Uh, his name is Josh Kelly. His Instagram is hole in one trick shots. Maybe some of you guys follow
him. He's super talented. I followed this guy before I played golf, the only golf influencer i ever followed back in the day it was truly because it's like
i don't even play golf i don't even understand it but i'm able to understand enough like the
degree of difficulty and what this guy is pulling off and it was fun and we were kind of both in the
trick shot world this is when i was doing juggling josh stuff and so we've been following for years
and met him last like about a year and a half ago at our red bank new jersey show him and his wife
came just the nicest people loved getting to talk to him. So I hit him up. Hey dude, come
into Red Bank in a couple of days. We'll love to see you. I get you tickets to the show. We can
also golf or hang during the day, whatever. He was like, okay, Red Bank. He's like, I don't know if
I can come to the show, but let's for sure golf. So I was like, okay, great. And we meet up. Uh,
his videographer picks me up. We ride out to this course outside of Red Bank and we meet up. His videographer picks me up.
We ride out to this course outside of Red Bank
and we golf and we're filming it for his channel.
A few holes into it.
He's like, so where else you at this weekend?
I'm like, we went to Stanford, Red Bank,
tomorrow's Atlantic City, and then Boston.
He's like, you're going to Atlantic City tomorrow?
I was like, yeah.
He's like, I live in Atlantic City.
I was like, oh, I feel like a dingus.
I was like, I'm so sorry. You came to the Red Bank
show last year. I just thought you lived there. Yeah, it's fair.
I had no idea. He's like, no, it's all good.
How far away is that? He drove like an hour.
Okay. Not bad.
Not terrible, but a little bit of a
drive. No wonder he couldn't come to the show.
Getting a sitter might be tough.
Golfing for five hours, driving
two, there and back, and going one more time. Yeah, golfing for five hours, driving two there and back,
and going one more time.
Yeah, so I felt so bad about that.
So did you go to the Atlantic City show the next day?
Yeah, he did.
Okay.
So at first day golfing, we're having a little match.
He only plays with one club.
I play with my entire bag.
Yeah.
But it was really even.
It was really competitive because he is very good.
I'm very average.
And there's one hole.
I spray my ball to the right a little bit.
Spray.
I sprinkle my ball to the right.
And it's not quite on the way in the other hole, but I'm close.
It's like, you know, our cart path is near their cart path kind of thing.
So we're kind of rubbing shoulders with some of the golfers.
There's this guy who's, I notice he's really looking at me.
He's really taking a liking to me visually.
Maybe just the camera's out.
Maybe he's intrigued by that.
But I hit a shot.
And afterwards he goes, is that Josh Kelly up there?
Josh is all the way up on the green.
I was like, first of all, great vision.
There's a lot of guys with beards who golf.
So that's impressive.
I was like, yeah, it is.
And he's like, oh, I just texted him the other day.
I know Josh.
Like, oh, well, that's fun.
Interesting that he's here,
not in Atlantic City where he's from.
Probably what he was thinking.
He was like, that can't be Josh.
He doesn't live anywhere near here.
Yeah.
And so anyway, so then we all kind of get talking
and he's like, and where are you from?
I was like, I live in Kansas City.
And he's like, oh, I'm going there Monday.
And I was like, oh, it's going to be a great game Monday.
He's like, I know.
I'm going to the game.
I was like, oh, wow, no way.
He's like, yeah, I got an extra field pass ticket
if you want to come.
He's like, field pass ticket?
Oh, let me think about this one.
Okay, yeah.
And so I was like, oh my gosh.
And so I get his number from Josh.
And I was like, I might be going to the Chiefs game
with a rando Monday night.
How fun would that be?
All because I sprayed my ball to the right.
Yeah, that's fate.
Yeah.
That is, I think, Friday golf.
Then the next day, Josh is like, hey, my home course is Atlantic City Country Club.
It's a really nice golf course.
It's the home of the birdie, fun fact.
Really?
This golf course started in 1897.
So they're the home to a lot of things. They're home of the birdie fun fact really this golf course started in 1897 so they're the home to a lot of things their home of the birdie they started the eagle they they started a lot of
things that we did usually they coined the phrase coined the phrase yep okay did you figure out what
they how they got them josh was a great tour guide yeah he said back in the day bird was a term for
like the kind of the top notch of something it was it was like ideal it was great so like um
even you might call uh like pretty girls like i saw some birds over there paying attention to you
bye-bye birdie sure yeah and i guess someone like you know that was a bird of a shot that was a bird
of a yeah of a guy or a girl whatever okay i guess it was an adjective for like that was a great one
yeah and so someone was like that was a bird of a shot yeah that was a great one. Yeah. And so someone was just like, that was a bird of a shot. Yeah, that was a birdie. Okay. And then I think after people liked birdie,
like let's keep with the bird theme.
Cool.
Let's go eagle.
And then who invented the bogey?
Don't know about bogey.
I haven't gone to that course yet.
Yeah.
That was kind of a classic joke.
You know, like Isaac.
So Isaac got to go for this the next day.
We weren't filming anything.
So Isaac came out and we had a blast together.
The greens were, it's a had a blast together the the greens were
and it's a really nice course so the greens are always faster you know it's the stimp oh that's
right it's different radius the stimp meter it was stumping off the charts yeah big big stip
big step energy yeah and anyway the greens are crazy fast it was also incredibly windy so i think
it's just like the ball is just scooting across the green by far the fastest greens ever played on which is bad it's just a little harder to adjust
to okay some people i think i'm kind of with them like if you get used to it putting on fast screens
is kind of nice you don't have to hit the ball as hard you know there's less that can go wrong
right but you know you got a downhill putt when it's really fast it's just it's so hard to stop
it slam one so i think isa Isaac three putted every single hole.
He said that because Alan afterwards was like,
dude, how was golf today?
Isaac said he three putted every hole.
I was like, yeah, that was awesome.
But there was one hole where Isaac was on the green,
on like a par five, and he was on there early,
and he's got a pretty putt, and Isaac's going,
I see why they call it the birdie here.
He's popping off like, let me show you guys
why they started the birdie here.
And he ends up making a double bogey.
And so they were all just giving a hard time.
Like, I think the double bogey started here too.
Yeah, there you go.
It was pretty fun.
But I'm going to take a quick swig.
I like the idea of, yeah,
bringing back the word bird.
Like, dude, it was a bird of a weekend.
Dude had a weekend bird.
Yeah. No, it's not bird. Catherine weekend. Dude had a weekend bird. Yeah.
No, it's not bird.
Catherine did such a good job playing that birthday party.
That was a bird day party.
That's my bird.
That's my bird right there, dude.
That's my bird.
Yeah.
That scooter I rode, it was a nice scooter, dude.
It was a bird.
That's a bird scooter, man.
Yeah, Atlantic City Country Club, really nice.
That course is on like 2K golf, whatever.
Oh, cool.
It's one of the courses
you play with and found this is kind of embarrassing i'm on hole three i noticed something kind of
itchy something feels weird my pants uh in my joggers uh there's a sock in there
that was kind of a bummer where we're at uh behind the knee uh-huh i've never had that's that's where
they usually are.
...clothes inside of other clothes before, much less like at 2 p.m.
It's been my whole day.
I had a sock inside of me.
Wow.
Yeah, it was kind of embarrassing.
I just unbuttoned my pants and just...
You did?
...get my arm in there, yeah.
Oh, interesting.
I think I would have tried to go down the bottom.
Ah, tight elastic.
Yeah, it is tight elastic.
Were they rowbacks?
No.
Okay, well, GRKC20.
Sorry. I should have said yes dang it um that's funny though like just the idea of having anything in your pants yeah it
was embarrassing it's like uh yeah just having something on backwards or the tag out left it in
there yeah it was what it wasn't really annoying it was soft it was nice but it's like now i'm
i just feel off balance.
Yeah.
It's super like those socks,
man.
Like I don't know about your socks,
but my socks are heavy,
dude.
I could never have like one earring somewhere.
I would just feel off balance.
I would always need,
it's gotta be symmetrical.
Gotta have what?
One on both.
So let's get you two earrings.
I would do two earrings.
I would do four earrings.
What would it take for you to get two earrings? I would do one right in the center.
Would you?
Do they do them right here?
Rudolph earrings?
Oh.
Is that what they call them? Yeah. right in the center. Would you? Do they do them right here? Rudolph earrings? Oh.
Is that what they call them?
Yeah.
That would hurt so bad.
That would hurt.
Just poke a hole.
Oh, it's so sensitive right there.
Oh my gosh.
I would never.
You don't see anyone.
I mean, people get pierced in a lot of places.
You don't see right here.
I bet.
I could go with a bull.
The bull piercing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do the bull piercing.
What's that called?
I almost said scrotum, but it's not the scrotum.
What is it called?
The nectum.
Oh, the septum?
Septum.
Is that what it is?
See, I was close.
Yeah.
Ums?
Yeah, ums.
And with an S?
I want to get a...
Right in the center.
I just want to make it just, you know, yeah. Right in the middle wherever Lance Armstrong wrote it. You know, yeah.
Right in the middle
wherever Lance Armstrong got his.
I don't know.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Pull down my pants.
Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait.
I got a sock down there.
He's happy to see me.
Oh, my gosh.
That's so funny.
Just septum.
Septum is the word.
Those words are close.
Deviated septum.
Yeah.
I got deviated scrotum
i know you're thinking you got a nose job no i had to have it i'm a deviated scrotum
oh man time to close your ears tim close yours um trying to think there's anything else from
lake city i don't know it was just fun it was good to golf uh with josh he's just the nicest guy and it's fun to talk shop because the last
time i saw him i didn't have mood swings i was just like a fan and a friend and fellow content
creator but now we're going to talk about like i don't know callaway deals and his tailor-made
you know whatever and um you know he's with roback and we're talking about that yeah about
bad birdie sunday's where it's just fun to talk with people doing similar things.
Right.
Yeah.
Just like to be able to like go to the next level, like you don't have to explain like,
well, here's how this works.
And it's just like, oh yeah.
Sunday swagger.
We both know exactly what that is.
Let's talk more about it.
Yeah.
That's cool.
Yeah.
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Let's see. What else we want to talk about,
Jacob? Oh, you got some. Yeah. I got really close to
running out of gas yesterday. I thought it was going to be my first time ever running out of
gas. So yesterday I drove to and from Fayetteville, Arkansas to deliver a table. Yeah. We both had
long travel days yesterday. Yours is probably even worse than mine because you had to physically
drive it. I'd have to fly the plane. Let's not compare.
Yeah, you're right.
I think mine is definitely worse because you got to nap on your flights.
Yeah.
But it's so stupid how exhausting travel in general is.
It's so justified,
but at the same time you say it on paper,
you're like,
I sat in a lot of different places today
and walked around a little bit,
and I am exhausted.
Oh, yeah.
You know?
By 10 p.m., I was wiped.
You were done.
I was every wiped every wife. Yeah.
Um, yeah, I went to Fayetteville to deliver some tables. Sorry for my Fayetteville friends. I didn't
hang out with you. Uh, I just, I was trying to get back for the chiefs game. So, uh, but I, yeah,
gassed up before I left. Oh, Oh, when, when of the week I'll tell you on Wednesday, uh, with, with Fayetteville.
Um, but I gassed up for it left, went to Fayetteville, was driving home, noticed I was pretty low
on gas and they got a FaceTime call from Catherine and the kids.
And so it was FaceTime with them probably somewhat, it was pretty harsh conditions.
It was raining pretty hard.
I was driving a trailer, uh, in a place I didn't really know the directions of.
So I was kind of just all over the place.
And then before I know it, I looked down and I've like left Fayetteville, Northwest
Arkansas, like that, like, like the city basically. And I'm in the middle of nowhere. And I see like
the light that says, Hey, your gas is low. And I'm like, I gotta go. I was distracted by my
family basically. And I look and there's a gas station in 14 miles oh would have loved to
see that a little closer yeah 100 and it was like and i don't know i didn't check behind me i didn't
see how how close the one was behind me or whatever but like i was like i i think i could
make it but i bet those gas lights come on with like one and a half maybe gallons left i don't
know uh i don't know what your electron like or
emergency uh gas tank says but back of gas uh but i was like oh man i think i could make it
but i was like i'm pulling a trailer i bet i'm getting like 12 to 14 miles a gallon trailer
yeah and so i immediately turn off you know all everything i unplugged i unplugged like my phone
all systems are not go yeah i like turned off my radio i was
like i don't know i don't know what i don't know what causes this um you turned off the radio
i don't know what causes this i don't know i don't know what like electricity like really does
because dude like it's amazing if it's life or death yeah it's like why not i can go without
the radio for 14 miles 100 and it's amazing, so I was getting closer and closer to this Cinex, whatever you say, uh, scrotex.
And so, uh, I, but I was like three and a half miles.
And I thought to myself, I think, I think it's like every little bump or anything you're
thinking like, oh, there it goes.
It's going to, it's going to splash around.
I don't know.
Like it's, it's done.
And so I was starting to feel it and I was like three and a half miles. What would I do? I was like, I think I would walk, but I was Yeah, I don't know. Like it's done. And so I was starting to feel it.
And I was like three and a half miles.
What would I do?
I was like, I think I would walk.
But I was like, I don't know.
You know, I can only walk a 60 minute mile.
You're starting to go down that path.
Yeah, I was.
I was like, do I or do I call AAA?
Is that faster?
Whatever.
And so it's amazing when you're about to run out of gas on the highway.
Like how much of a difference one minute can make?
Because like, dude, I'm imagining myself like no radio.
I am hyper focused and I see everything.
I see every pothole.
I see every driver.
I see every turnoff.
I see every like,
you know,
yeah.
So conscious of like,
okay, if,
if it starts dying,
I got to pull over really fast.
Cause somebody's behind me.
How far is someone behind me?
Or it's like,
okay,
we're going on a hill.
I can't accelerate too fast up the hill,
but I can't go too slow or else that's good.
Or I'm going down the hill.
Do not press it.
Dude. My first truck, uh, my first car ever had a issue with it and well yeah i did have the two gas tanks that was nice gasoline we were fine but it had an oil pressure
issue which like if you just drove it too long or too hot and just like just all that just it
takes me back to being stressed while driving yeah and i hated that feeling yeah and so i was
just like so so yeah,
literally every mile it's like,
okay,
that's a win.
Like every 30 seconds of like a half mile walking versus a half mile
driving 70 miles an hour is way different.
And so pull in and I,
I made it,
but I was so prepared.
You know,
I think we talked with Rachel and Catherine on the podcast one time about
like both of them have run out of gas multiple times and I gave him such a hard time. I was like, how do you, how do you do that? How
does that ever happen? And I was like, they must've been FaceTime with their families. I think
that's what it was. So that would get you. I bet Rachel probably was. That sounds right.
So that I, I, I didn't have a first of that, but I did have a first of something else on the road,
sort of, uh, not yesterday, but I mentioned the other day that I was, uh,
cutting off those limbs from my tree. Yeah. Uh, so reciprocator fraction.
Yep. Reciprocating saw. And so that night I got all the limbs and put them in my truck to go take
them to throw them away. And, uh, as so, so I like pulled my truck up to like the side of my house
where all the limbs were. So I was like parked on the side of the street, you know, Jake, um, and some of these limbs were decently big, like probably
10 feet long or something like pretty big, not like super heavy or whatever. Uh, but I like was
lifting up, throwing them in the back of my truck bed. And I noticed there's like a street sign,
like a 25 mile per hour speed limit sign, um next to these limbs and dude i don't know how
because i barely touched this thing but it folded like it it fell so fast and so hard
you knocked it over i i yeah defiled a yes i thought you're gonna say you ran it and you
were gonna tell me how fast you were no no no no what it was like one of those like a speed limit
25 side oh okay so it's currently
like flat in our yard do i do i just like a metal speed limit sign dude i i think bow could have
pushed it over that's i mean bow tackled hattie hard i think bow could have like absolutely it
was unbelievable how easy it fell so which thing fell just the entire like metal pole yeah the
whole metal pole just just just bang right on
the ground yes i mean i i was kind of pushing up against a little bit with these tree limbs but not
i mean i i could push hard i wasn't pushing that hard i don't know if it was just like the leverage
of the tree limbs or what but yeah it fell pretty hard and i just texted katharine i was like i just
freaking i don't know what i said i just freaking pushed down a speed limit sign.
Yeah.
So that was a first.
Huh.
Is a, how do you feel now?
I feel like I want to take it and put it in our studio and then just call the city and
be like, I don't know what happened, but you're the one who calls the city.
Yeah.
Dang.
You're a bad boy.
I am a bad boy.
Knocking stuff over.
Yeah.
So that was my first, first street sign. That is kind of funny. What'd you do with the branches? I am a bad boy. Knocking stuff over. Yeah. So that was my first street sign.
That is kind of funny.
What did you do with the branches?
I don't want to tell you.
Okay.
Bad boy number two.
No, I just took them to a dumpster.
Just like a trash dumpster?
Yeah, I have a few connections that are like,
yeah, you can dump in here.
Yeah, you can trash it.
You can dump in here.
You know, while you're dumping, you know,
reserve Airbnb for a while.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Get your branches in here.
There's a spot pretty close that's like, yeah, that's fine.
No problem.
Cut them up a little bit and threw them in there.
I thought about Vernon, but I'm not that country yet.
Vernon's fun, but yeah.
It is fun, yeah.
A lot of our neighbors do it.
That makes me feel better, too, because I want to.
I don't know.
Technically, you're supposed to call the city.
Who cares, dude?
You're also not supposed to knock down speed limit signs.
And guess what?
People do it all the time on accident.
It's actually very common to do that.
Not a huge deal.
Oh, man.
Tymon.
Yeah?
Update us.
What's going on?
What's going on with homeschool these days?
Are we learning anything?
Are we going to school?
I'm not going to school.
I feel like I'm doing kind of the bare minimum at this point.
Okay.
Because I'm just trying to finish, but also trying to do other life stuff.
But yeah, I'm doing basically two subjects right now.
History and physics.
Whoa.
Okay.
Yeah.
And then...
I liked physics. It was kind of math.
No. Chemistry was math.
Never mind. Physics sucks.
Physics is kind of fun though. It's just like watching these videos
and then answering a bunch of questions.
It does sound like a blast.
It's pretty cool.
What kind of units are you in?
What specifically are you learning in history?
Physics right now?
Right now I'm learning about, in physics,
electrical stuff. The last, I'm learning about, in physics, like, electrical stuff.
Like, the last lesson was, like, a lot about outlets and, like, why the specific, like,
holes are in there for that reason and stuff.
Ooh, GFCI.
Sure.
Grounded.
Grounded for contamination issues.
Right.
That's, yeah.
Yep.
And then history is basically just like history and literature, like reading books that are
kind of like historically based and then answering questions again.
They're based.
Yeah.
They're based.
Based.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's fun.
That history class sounds like what Rachel and Catherine do all the time in their book
club.
They read old books.
Yeah, basically.
That's what they're doing.
Yeah.
Right now I'm reading
Around the World in 80 Days.
Oh, they made a movie on that.
FYI.
So don't read the book.
Just watch the movie.
Right.
Same thing.
Yeah, wasn't it?
I never saw it.
Me neither.
I don't know.
What's that book about?
This guy.
I'm only like a couple chapters in.
But it's this guy who's like
this eccentric,
like very calculated, like very calculated,
like very,
very just like everything that he does is very specific and like particular.
And then he like randomly makes a bet that he can go around the world in 80
days and just leaves that night.
Hot air balloon.
No,
I haven't gotten to it.
Well,
maybe spoil it.
I'm just kidding.
I don't even know.
Yeah.
But yeah,
it'll be cool.
I think. Yeah, it'll be sick. Are you a it. No, I'm just kidding. I don't even know. Yeah. But yeah, it'll be cool, I think.
Yeah, it'll be sick.
Are you a reader?
I feel like in the last several years,
I just haven't had as much time to read
and haven't cared as much to.
But man, when I was from probably age four to 12,
I was just reading all the time.
Love it.
Yeah.
Fun.
I feel like guys just don't read as much as girls.
Why is that?
I don't know.
I genuinely don't know.
I would love to figure it out because I think it's great to read,
and I would love to read more myself.
Same.
Yeah, I think I'm going to bring the Kindle to Australia.
I think we'll get some reading in.
Good.
Yeah.
That'd be great.
A little bit of cash.
Let's talk about Good Ranchers real quick.
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They got a fun little new deal going on for you guys.
So listen up.
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Listen.
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Okay?
You've heard of stockings.
You've heard of presents.
But let's talk gift boxes. You've heard of stockings. You've heard of presents. But let's talk gift boxes.
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Right now, they're doing, for the month of December,
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I know it's not December yet, but
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Now that would be something else.
I would be so pumped. Give someone a meat
subscription for a present.
Just beef though, right? Is it all they offer?
Brad.
We went over this.
We went over this.
No.
They have all sorts of stuff.
I mean, they have steak.
Okay.
They have beef.
They have ground beef.
They have chicken.
Wild.
Wild caught seafood.
Oh, wait.
Anything else I didn't mention?
Bacon.
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Juicy burgers.
Juice burgers.
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Holy cow, I snuck up on it.
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Hey, treat yourself.
I'm not saying you can't gift yourself a little box.
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Yep.
Support yourself.
It is available. I kind of want to give my dad a gift box.
That'd be cool.
Also, I get to eat it.
Do it.
It is available.
It doesn't have to be just a brown thing.
I think it's after Black Friday, basically.
There's sales going on.
Check it out.
American Meat Delivered.
GoodRanchers.com.
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Man, I'm getting worse.
I'm getting worse.
Last thing I'll probably mention,
I just enjoyed the shows so much this weekend.
I think all the crowds were so good.
It was so fun.
It felt so easy.
There was one show I put on.
It was cold,
so I was like,
I'm just going to perform in a sweatshirt.
I don't think it matters a, it was cold. So I was like, I'm just going to perform in a sweatshirt. You know,
I don't think it matters a ton how I look.
Okay.
And,
uh,
realized I actually left my Apple watch on.
Cause it was like covered up.
Normally I like swap out the watch,
like a little nicer thing to perform in.
And back in the day,
I probably mentioned this on the podcast,
you know,
year and a half,
two years ago when I used to perform,
I liked every now and then performing my Apple watch.
Cause I liked seeing what my heart rate was like. Oh yeah. Because it used to go up and spike
a little bit. I think just with the adrenaline performing and it was kind of fun to see this time
there was no change. Really? Yeah. Into like performing and coming off stage. It was as if
I was just standing. It was like my normal standing heart rate. That's amazing. Yeah.
I was surprised. I was like, I surely I'm still feeling something. Yeah. Right. That's amazing. Yeah, I was surprised. I was like, surely I'm still feeling something. Yeah. I was just very calm, I guess.
Good for you.
Just walking the park.
That is crazy.
I know.
I was like,
that was fun that I left that on
to see that.
That was pretty cool.
You should do ultra marathons.
You're in shape.
That's wild.
Backyard ultras.
Yeah, so that was kind of cool.
Another thing that was fun
is the second night of the tour,
we had a double header.
So Trey to Lucas and I.
That means you do two shows in one night.
Yeah, baseball term.
So Trey was like, hey, let's
try and really be on our
times. And Lucas, you do
don't go over, Jake, don't go over kind of thing.
So I was like, I'm going to give you my...
I will go right at 20 minutes. Watch this.
So Tom timed us.
So then we came to this little competition.
And so the first night, I think Trey went over, which Trey, I mean, he's allowed, he'd do whatever he wanted,
who cares. But he was, I think he went over like a minute or two or something. Lucas was over like
40 seconds and I was only over eight seconds. Nice. So we nailed that. But they were like,
all right, now we know. All right, right second show it's the real deal lucas uh
goes over i think like 15 seconds okay the second show i went under three seconds wow 1957
i'm so it's the best thing i've ever done that's amazing i got it right at 1957 and we agreed it's
the absolute value it's not price is right rules. This is the absolute value from the time you're supposed to do.
How close can you get?
Yeah, the deviation.
And Trey gets pretty close to it.
Obviously, Trey has it much harder.
He's doing three times the length that I am.
Yeah, right.
And so he would try to call a shot.
He's like, all right,
this seems like a pretty good crowd.
I'm going to go 63 minutes.
Like, all right, 63.
Here we go.
See how close he'd get.
And it'd be funny.
Like, you know,
Trey just gets done doing an amazing show. ovation incredible crowd he comes off tom how to
do 64 18 he's like ah and they were all bummed you know i was like that show sucked dang it
yeah it's but it's over it's it's oh my gosh what are we doing but it was funny so the whole weekend
that's what we were i was definitely the most into it probably because i was having the most success but tom loved it too he's like i'm glad that you're so
into this because tom was enjoying timing all of us and so there was one show too where it was like
it wasn't a double header i didn't feel like i needed to be as tight but it's still a great
crowd and i knew when i came off stage it's like dang it tom i was like i bet i went 28 seconds
over i've been on 2028 and he was like 2032. I was like, I knew it. I knew I was like around that time.
So get real dialed in right now.
That's crazy.
I would imagine I would be so fluctuated.
Like I would do one show where I did seven minutes
and the next show where I do 19 and not even know.
And then I'd run out of gas.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
So is this literally a matter of like,
you just know how long like material takes and stuff?
Cause you're doing crowd work and stuff too. Yeah. I don't know. You just get
a sense for like how long this takes
and you have a turtle clock kind of
thing. Yeah. That comes so
not naturally to me. Right. I wonder how long it
would take to like kind of like
get a sense for it. Yeah. That was
just fun little wrinkle. We've never done that before
but it was a good time.
And I didn't have socks in my jeans the whole time I
performed.
So I was nice and balanced.
Yeah.
Great.
Uh,
do you have a review of the week,
Brad?
Oh,
do I,
I got two.
I want to choose from really like both of them.
Uh,
my review is actually for a different podcast.
Oh,
okay.
Uh,
so I,
I look at our reviews and then sometimes I'll scroll down
and it'll say you might also like it
there's these different podcasts one of us called correct opinions
so I'm like what are people
reviewing on correct opinions these days
and dude this
unreal unreal negative review
on correct opinions that I just had to read
to you oh it's
a two star review so at least he's a little bit fair
here I appreciate that yeah
he's like I'm not gonna to give a one-star review.
I'm sorry that I...
Honestly, Ty, can you read this for me?
Sure.
How quickly can you pull it up
or do you want me to send it to you?
If you can send it to me, that'd be cool.
I don't even know how to see reviews.
Like, how do you...
Safe search.
Let's see.
Sorry, Ty.
It's okay. Jake, you read yours, I guess, first, if you want to. Okay. There's see. Sorry, Tyler. It's okay.
Jake, you read yours, I guess, first, if you want to.
Okay.
There's three really good ones.
One's even talking about Friday.
I mean, I'm slowly going to get to all these, I guess.
Okay.
Go bump my nose.
Go bump my nose.
Okay, right on.
I'm going to say, my name is Levi from Boise, Idaho.
And I have to say, I put off checking out this podcast for far too long.
I have a tennis podcast and a soccer podcast.
Whoa, this guy's sporty.
Wow.
Oh, that I listened to.
I should have read the rest of the sentence.
Okay.
I have a tennis podcast and soccer podcast
that I listen to regularly.
Still though, that's okay.
And so I thought about adding,
so I thought about adding another pod to the mix
would be too much but boy
i was wrong eventually made my way to this podcast after many a plug at the end of gene
schwartz videos on youtube and i distinctly remember the moment when i realized that you
guys are hilarious and i won't be able to not listen to episodes anymore going forward oh it's
fun it was when jake was chatting about an uber driver in north carolina who gawked at how much
the price of homes had gone up in her local area.
And then you guys just riffed on that for about five minutes.
I was laughing harder and harder as you went on
because it was so relatable to the way
that everyone gets so annoyed
with how expensive their cities have gotten.
Yet can flip a switch instantly
and defend how amazing their city is
because of X, Y, and Z.
Anyway, keep doing what you guys are doing.
And Tymon, my contacts prescription is negative six.
So you could have it worse.
Do better.
Mine's negative eight and a half.
Ew! Negative nine.
Levi! Ew!
No, I feel your pain.
That's fun. Shout out Levi. Thanks for basically, he finally, enough Gene Schwartz plugs.
He finally checked it out. Good. That's
encouraging. At least we got one. Sometimes I'm like, do we need to
put, yeah, that's cool. We got one.
Cool. Levi, that's real we got one cool levi that's
real nice appreciate it mike i really enjoyed your review too t coleman really enjoyed your
review too we'll get there taylor okay all right timon all right this is gonna be a great read
different time here goes this is a correct opinions review and it just cracked me up
all right the review is called Step Above Airport Noise.
This show honestly blows.
I only tolerate it because it's generally clean language and I need something to kill time at the airport.
But the subject matter is boring and not that funny.
I'd rather watch 10 hours of diners, drive-ins, and dives
with no commercials than follow this show.
With no commercials.
Well, that's not fair.
No commercials makes that show way better.
That's not bad.
Yeah.
I'll unfollow 100% after I find a better show.
Okay.
That's kind of funny.
Yeah.
But he's not done yet.
Yeah.
He's still, yeah, it's one step above airport noise.
It's still his best show.
He hasn't found anything better yet.
Yeah.
That's good.
Hey.
Would only recommend to white women who resent their marriages
since that's the vibe Trey puts out.
Oh, wow.
Or maybe to sons who are
disappointments for their fathers.
The way Trey talks, you know his dad only let him hold the flashlight.
The hype man slash co-host
is kind of funny.
Kind of funny.
Yeah, I'll take it.
But then I saw he looked
like a 12 year old trapped by a wizard's curse for the last 300 years that's great seriously
the hype man looks like my church's poster for recognizing abuse and families oh that's a good
that's that's specific um trey kennedy is the voice for oppressed white women everywhere Trey's hype man is bound by the laws of leprechaun magic
Bound by the laws
He can only do so much
To hype Trey Kennedy up until Trey gives him the last nugget of gold
Or defeats Trey in an anticlimactic death match
In a pool of lemon curd pudding
What in the world?
I don't even know
I heard that Trey's wife gave him the nickname
Anticlimactic pool of lemon
curd pudding after their honeymoon if you have a low iq consult with your doctor whether you
should listen to this show or not amazing wow well well written and the fact that he continues
to listen like he just absolutely hated on this thing but he's like but i can't find anything
else i 100 i seriously guys i'm Yeah. Once I find something better,
which I have not been able to find yet. Someday he's going
to realize the hype man has another podcast.
He's going to listen to it. And then four years later,
he's going to get to this episode and be like, I'm pretty sure that
was my review.
Hype man is so funny.
That's a yeah. You're bound by
leprechaun magic by the laws of it.
I can only do so much. Yeah. What? Who do
that was? Yeah. He's a creative writer. Yeah, it's of it. I can only do so much. Yeah, who knew that that was? Yeah, he's
a creative writer. Yeah, it's not bad.
Tell me if this
is a bad idea, Jake. Maybe
a slippery slope. Kind of like the whole
review us, but say things that aren't
really accurate. Oh, yeah.
I think it'd be kind of funny if people reviewed
us for a while and just roasted us, but gave
us five stars. Good or
bad? I mean, are they actually
going to roast us? Maybe.
I don't know. Bad.
Bad idea. You don't like it.
I think
there's some people who would not
do a good job like that guy did and it would just
be mean.
But I think some people would do an amazing
job. Yeah. So if you think you can do an
amazing job, go for it. Okay. Just make sure it's five stars. Just be good. Yeah. job. Yeah. So if you think you can do an amazing job,
go for it.
Okay.
Just make sure it's five stars.
Just be good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be funny about it.
Or don't.
Just say nice things
because we really like those things the most.
If it's funny,
then it'll probably get right on the podcast,
so there's your incentive.
Anyway.
That's fun.
Brad, do you have any reviews this week?
That was my review.
Cool.
What about jingles?
Dang it. I don't have a. Cool. What about jingles? Dang it.
I don't have a jingles.
My jingles, I need to do the jingles from,
now it's like Christmas season, we'll say.
Thanksgiving's over.
I need to do Christmas jingles for the advertisements,
but I forgot.
So we're going to do it next time.
We're going to do it in Hawaii, I guess.
Fun.
With TJ.
Fun.
Or whoever. Who has a special guest. Special guest. Special G. Yeah. Hawaii, I guess. Fun. With TJ. Fun. Or whoever.
Who has a special guest?
Special guest.
Special G.
Yeah.
That'd be fun.
Hopefully you're feeling better anyway.
This is not ideal singing conditions.
It's not.
But listen to this.
It's not.
Still got it.
Still got it.
Dude, let's talk about this for five seconds.
Cool.
Five minutes, maybe.
I was hanging out with my friend Thomas yesterday in Fayetteville for just a second while I
delivered some stuff to his business, Walker Brothers.
And he's all about conspiracy stuff, and I don't listen to anything like that.
I'm not into that stuff.
But he was telling me about this thing.
Basically, back in the day, apparently, all these high-up, powerful people got together and decided to change the tone of the, like the note of a, the a note.
I haven't heard this conspiracy.
Yeah.
Maybe look it up time and see if you can find a little more a note.
Okay.
Change it.
Frequency conspiracy or something like that.
Basically to where now, like it changed a little bit of the frequency or change something
to where now it's much, it's more like dissonant and therefore it like elicits a different
reaction out of people than it used to.
Interesting.
There's so many conspiracies, they just lack motive though.
It's like that, I don't know.
I don't know what the motive, I forget exactly what he said
for that, but yeah, it's a very interesting
thought of like, A,
how do you even think of that?
And why do you think that's like a big deal?
And B, that's the wrong note.
It's A. It's B flat big deal? And B, that's the wrong note. It's A.
It's B flat.
Do you see anything, Tyvin?
Yeah, it says, apparently it's like A at 432 hertz versus A at 440 hertz.
That's what I'm seeing too.
It's like apparently 432 is like a soothing and like nice sound,
but 440 was supposedly introduced by like.
Oh, imposed by the Nazis, I'm seeing yeah to manipulate their enemies to make make them feel like anxious or something
yeah that's yeah thomas did say something about like if you play this it'll like bring out
aggression or something like that i have heard something about how like at hitler's speeches
like before he was before he spoke they would like play on like speakers somehow like this,
like low to like frequency.
You couldn't really hear,
but it like subconsciously made you feel like anxious,
agitated or something.
Right.
When he started speaking,
they would turn it off.
Really?
Oh,
I see.
So he would be like,
Oh,
like it'd be like subconsciously better when he's speaking.
Like a relief.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Interesting.
That's wild.
This is saying that Jimi Hendrix,
John Lennon, Bob Marley, and Prince
all agreed to tune their music
to a specific frequency of 432 hertz.
Oh, so it's...
Also known as the beat of the earth.
So they were the powerful people.
It's a substantial healing benefits.
What does that even mean?
In ancient Egyptian and Greek instruments
were discovered tuned to 432 hertz.
I don't even understand. Like, what is it it how do you do that i don't know this also it goes on to
debunk it and say however since 1953 all music has been tuned to 440 hertz this frigates we
has no scientific relationship with our universe huh sure yeah what do you where'd you find that google anyway all right uh let's let's uh we'll see you guys wednesday yeah that's a fun little
conspiracy yeah kind of an interest doesn't really hurt anybody or does it
you tell me agitated are you telling me right now
time it uh go back and post and play play that note the entire
time
until we get to the
conspiracy
until this part
be like oh
what a relief
something about this episode
was just really bugging me
until the end
yeah
now I love them
that's so interesting
we're Hitler
no
no we're not
oh
we've always said
we're not gonna do that
we've always said that
okay
time it
don't put it in post then
yeah
mind podcast
mind podcast mind podcast alright thanks for listening you guys we'll be back Wednesday We're not going to do that. Well, I said that. Okay. Time and don't put it in post then. Yeah. Mind podcast. Mind podcast.
Mind podcast.
All right.
Thanks for listening, you guys.
We'll be back Wednesday
and then you'll have Thanksgiving.
Yes.
Love you guys.
That's how it works.
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