Ghostrunners - 283 - Couples Christmas Gift Guide

Episode Date: November 29, 2023

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Hit it one time for Big Daddy! That's right, it's Wednesday! We're back, Ghost Runners listeners. Hope you had a good Thanksgiving, and a good Tuesday. Tuesday. Hope you had a good Tuesday, November 28th. Uh, last night, I, uh,

was hanging out at the house. I'm having a conversation with Rachel. I'm in the middle of talking to her, but I'm also in the middle of, like, walking through the living room. Okay. And I let out a bit of flatulence. Oh yeah. And I will say this is not what she's used to hearing. You know, I think she's getting used to my normal sounds, the normal, the toots, the gigs. This one was different. Wait, wait, gigs? Oh, giggles. Just used to my noises, like how i toot how i laugh okay um and i let a noise out of my butt and i thought it was clearly out of my butt and rachel i mean her response was so funny she

she's like stop everything she's doing what was that what was that and so i didn't want to even tell her right away i was like what do you mean what was that and she's just like what was that and so i didn't want to even tell her right away i was like what do you mean what was that and she's just like what was that sound in our house like did the heater just kick on or something what was that there's something in our chimney no i was just like what what do you think that noise was she's like well i don't think it was a toot i was that the floorboards or something yeah that was creaky. Yeah. And so I just let her go for a little bit

and heard like five or six of her theories. But yeah, in the end, I was proud to say, it was all me, babe. All me. That's what you signed up for. That is one of my noises. There are toots and there are farts. That sounds like that was a fart.

That's not like a, oh, doodly-whet little toot. I'm trying to hold it in but i got a toot like no i just ripped it and i kept it you know uh you know fine on the outside but on the inside i was thinking that was kind of wild that surprised me a bit too but i you know we were still talking i stayed in the conversation and uh it was never near her we haven't crossed that bridge i'm not farting under the covers or anything of course that's disrespectful of's disrespectful. Of course not. But yeah, she's on the couch. I'm walking around. Let them fly. Let them fly. But yeah, it's funny. I mean, every

fart Rachel hears, it's the first one she's ever heard. You know, just every time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was that? It is crazy. Was that you? Yeah, I've been married to Catherine for 10 years, and still she'll be like, what? How do you? Brad. I can't believe that. It's like, yes, you can.'t believe that it's like yes you can yes you can

yes you can yeah i know you can i had barbecue for like whatever it is you know yeah and i'm always trying to like find reasons for it but i don't need to have a real i don't need to be like i'm in brief so it sounds different who cares i was walking yeah i was my left foot was in front of stride yeah at this point i'm done with excuses that's me baby that my left foot was in front of me. I was big stride. Yeah, at this point, I'm done with excuses. That's me, baby. That's me. That was in the vowels, I'm pretty sure. I said there'd be noises.

That was your sickness. That was sickness. You've got to love me. I'm sorry, but yeah, every time. Was that you? Yeah. Yes, anytime it's not you, it's me. All right.

Uh-oh, ooh, I think this tight beat means Anytime it's not you, it's me. All right. Uh-oh. Ooh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts in white. Me too. Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead, get on your feet because this is Ghost Rubs Podcast.

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It's Ghostbusters podcast It is presented by them, gift boxes, look out Gift boxes, Look out. Gift boxes. Get 10% off with the promo code GRKC. Jake, hi. Hi. You were just like, hi.

Hi. Hey, man. I don't know what else I was going to say here. I was just going to say hi. Hey, dude. Hey, dude. Let me tell you some fun things about my life. I went to Mcclean's there's a new uh location of mclean's i went to it yeah that or day yes it was nice vibes dude yeah yeah it was great the kids were just like well behaved which you

never know yeah and then we went to shields afterwards and i don't know if you guys have shields where you are time you've been to Yeah. I just was like this past week. Yeah? Oh. For the first time in like a year or two probably. Were you there recreation or did you have a purpose? Let's guess. Let's guess what Tymon was at shields for. Tymon was getting a pickleball pal. No, he knows where to get it. Yeah, that's right. Oh yeah, you're right.

Right here. Tymon was Friday pickle, baby. What was Tymon doing there? He was doing the, he was doing, he was Christmas shopping. Yes. What was Tymon doing there? He was doing the... He was doing... Christmas shopping. Yes. He was getting his mama's sports bra.

Gosh, Tymon. If that's the truth, lie. What was Tymon there for? I like that. I like that phrase. If that's the truth, lie. If that's the truth, don't admit it. Every once in a while, it's just like, you can't admit that one.

Ping pong paddle. They're getting into ping pong. It's wintertime, so they're playing more inside. Frisbee golf. I can see Tommy getting into that. He's going to Frisbee golf putter. No, he was just there with his buddies. Go a little more lame.

A little more lame. Oh, he's never ridden an escalator before. Ferris wheel. They have a Ferris wheel inside. It's not lame. If that's the caseden an escalator before. Ferris wheel. They have a Ferris wheel inside. It's not lame. If that's the case, then you should lie. Lame would be looked at the fish all Saturday. Oh, lame.

Oh, a knee brace. Yes, right, because he doesn't have any shoes. Copper toe. Sandals. Basketball shorts. Are we anywhere close? Kind of close with that basketball shorts well running shorts in a way basketball tennis tennis shorts

ferris wheel shorts ferris what was it just like looking for jeans it was funny because yeah i told you it was lame. Shields, real comfortable jeans. My mom had this like some kind of like credit because she signed up for like some kind of shields thing. And it was like, okay, well, maybe we can find some jeans because we're going to take my senior pictures soon. Hey, whoa. And so we go in. It was like $75 credit or something like that.

So I was like, that should get us a great deal on jeans. Going there, every pair of jeans is like $150 or something like that. Really? Whoa, Shields. Ridiculous. Shields is known for not having anything on sale ever, I learned. Oh, really? Yeah, it's never like a sale price.

So I think they're just like, this is how much it costs, and we're proud of that price. I kind of like that model. Chick-fil-A does the same thing. Yeah. But I think with products like that, you know, around Black Friday, you got to offer something

because everyone else is offering something. And maybe Black Friday is different. I don't know for sure, but I just noticed that somebody pointed out as well. Like, yeah, they don't ever have like, you know, end caps or like clearance or anything like that.

If other stores have sales and Shields doesn't, I'm not going to go to Shields. Yeah. But maybe you just think Shields has higher quality stuff. I don't know. I don't know. What kind of jeans were you looking for? I think you always show up in nice jeans. I'm not sure what you're looking for. Actually, it might have been more

now that I think of it, I think we were initially aiming for some kind of gray, more like nice pants. Yeah. Gray, nice pants yeah gray nice pants basketball pants yeah yeah but then it kind of like we're like oh that's so expensive we'll look for jeans still as expensive so didn't walk out with any jeans but got a ferris wheel ride in did you yeah with who uh my brother my brother jesse let's go yeah i by you and jess i went with all three of my kids and so I don't think we could have,

like legally, like you can't, Rosie's too small, so we couldn't do it anyway, but Hattie was kind of nervous. Bo was like all about it. He's like, I want to go on a Ferris wheel ride.

It's like, all right, buddy, maybe next time, but we did. We went there just for fun. It's just a great place to just go look around. Oh, yeah.

You know, there's fish, like that big, huge fish tank. They have the, like all the animals up, like all the taxidermy animals upstairs. Uh, but I told Hattie, we're going to go and she's like, I'm going to bring, I'm gonna bring my wallet. Cause last time we went, she found something she wanted, but I was kind of trying to be like this

tough dad of like, no, you don't have your money. I'll have to come back. And so she remembered, I'll bring my wallet. She had $18 pretty good for her. Dude, it's crazy how expensive toys are these days. I just, I felt so bad for her. I was like, $18 will get you nothing. Hattie's going in there. I want a pool table. That's not going to work. Nope, not that one. Can I get this? No, that's $48.

There were like Lego sets that were $500. Lego is weird to me. In what way? A lot of adults really still like putting together Legos. A lot of Star Wars Legos. A lot of Star Wars. The one that was $500 was a Lord of the Rings Rivendell, which is like, I don't know.

Ooh, Riverdale. Good show. Yeah? Love that show. But yeah, kind of crazy. Found a unicorn that she wanted, like a little tiny little miniature figurine thing for $10. To scale?

Yeah, to scale. Cool, yeah the the wings were nice like yeah uh and then there was like a little like one of those little shoot shoot games you ever play that time it you don't talk about over there you know it's classic like laser whatever shooting with the rifles and stuff so there's a rifle and a pistol and i was like my kids can't lift up these rifles so let's do the rifles and stuff. So there's a rifle and a pistol. And I was like, my kids can't lift up these rifles. So let's do the pistol. And I was like, okay, Hattie, let's do the pistol.

And Bo goes, it's not a pistol. You mean it's a six shooter. Oh, wow. Okay, Bo, look at you.

And I was like, that's accurate. It is a six shooter. It was heavy enough where Hattie could barely lift it. Bo was like, you know, just like hold it up with dear life. Just press it.

You just got 30 shots. Hattie was like trying to aim it. And so it probably took her like two or three minutes to shoot 30. Bo shot all 30 shots in like 20 seconds. He got a score of zero. That's funny. But did he have a blast though? Yeah, he loved it.

He wanted to do it again and i was like nope just once sorry yeah we used hattie's cash because i didn't have any cash on me so i had to owe her yeah so uh but it was a fun time uh nothing too crazy but shields are just all american man it's just it's you walk in they got statues of george washington thomas jefferson yeah they do i think l Lincoln might be out there. I think Lincoln maybe is up top. You could press him and maybe he'll talk to you or something. Dude, when you get up the escalators, you always hear this voice.

And yeah, I think it's Jefferson or Washington or something. It always freaks me out. I'm pretty sure he's gone. Really? I'm pretty sure Lincoln's gone from there. Really? What does that say about our society? No, no, no.

I don't know if it was Lincoln that was there at the top of the escalators, but on the other side of the top floor, there was Lincoln. I think he's gone. We got to go back. A little controversy at Shields. We'll see. I might not. Maybe somebody bought him for full price. I don't know. Maybe there's some

Lincoln person out there who's anti like, let's not have anyone from above being represented with Lincoln. That's kind of how he went out. Let's get him on the ground floor. He doesn't want to be just exposed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's fair.

That's probably it. I haven't really, I'm realizing now, I've been to Shields plenty of times, but it was always like pickleball related. I feel like it was really- You were just there for a purpose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I never really browsed.

I never ridden the Ferris. Never looked at the fish too much. It's pretty fun. I mean, it's a great hack. Shields, Cabela's, Bass Pro are great places to take your kids to just walk around. There's a lot to look at. Yeah, all these fun animals and stuff. Yeah, now that Hattie realizes all those

animals are real, she's more mesmerized with them than ever. So, yeah, anyway, it was a fun time. Nothing too crazy there. Oh, and then also we were in the toy section because you know it's christmas season so they're looking for different presents that they might want or whatever uh bow found all these like uh like wooded swords and he found these like medieval

axes and he called the axes wood cutters he's like i want one of those wood cutters and he was taking them off which i let him, let him take off the shield and the sword or whatever. But then every once in a while, another kid would like come through the same aisle that he was on. And he would just kind of try to like duel them. They're like, Bo, you can't,

he's like, I'm going to get you. It's like, Bo, you can't do that. What are you doing? Not afraid to play with others, not afraid to play with others.

And, but, but also like he's innocent he's not trying to but he doesn't understand like how far his range reaches oh yeah like spatial awareness yeah there's so many times where he's not trying to hit rosie but man he just makes some good old contact with his sword or something and it's like dude i don't care if it was on purpose or not you gotta get punished for this yeah so he was pretty close to hitting a few stranger kids. So luckily he did it.

But yeah, he had a good time with the six shooter, good time with the swords. It's too bad they can't come out with, and maybe they will, business idea. Tell me. Children's axe throwing. Because something like that, Bo would love it if he got to take a wood cutter

and chuck it against a wall. Yeah, that's a good point. I bet they do, because something like that, Bo would love it if he got to take a woodcutter and chuck it against a wall. Yeah, that's a good point. I bet they do, but it would have to be somehow not dangerous for the kid to handle. It'd have to be really good Velcro

or something like that. There you go. They have darts like that or something. Yeah. That'd be fun. I'm getting to the point now and I never thought

I was going to be this dad, but I think I'm good enough at woodworking and thinking that way and I was going to be this dad, but like, just give it up. Well, I think I'm good enough at like woodworking and like thinking that way. And I was always like, so anti, like I am not that kind of guy, but now I'm just like, I could probably make, I can make it that.

Yeah. I can do it. I can make that with things in my shed, you know, like I can figure that out. But at the same time, it's like, just buy it,

dude. Cause you're not good. Cause I, I even told Catherine, I was like, yeah, they had these swords and stuff. I could just make one on the CNC.

She's like, yeah, but are you? I was like, fair. Maybe. My CNC is broken right now, so probably not anytime soon. Let's talk Christmas gifts. Okay. How's your shopping been going so far, first of all? Very, very average.

I will say, let's talk about a sponsor for Christmas gifts if you want to. Oh, okay. average. I will say, let's talk about a sponsor for Christmas gifts if you want to. Because I, without giving too much away, because I know they listen to the podcast, I'm thinking about buying somebody special some Cozy Earth. Fun. Yes. That is a great gift idea. It's a great gift

idea. Like really, I mean, any of their products. Get someone bed sheets. That's pretty sweet. Get someone like new bath towels. The pajamas. Yeah, That's pretty sweet. Get someone like new bath towels. The pajamas. Yeah, the jogger pajama, whatever. Yep, jogger set and pajamas or robes. Those robes look cozy.

I've never been a robe guy. I'm thinking about being a robe guy for Cozy Earth. Wow. Yeah, they have these huge blankets that just look unbelievable. I want a cozy blanket. Huge blankets. A lot of good gifts in there. A lot of good gifts.

We love Cozy Earth. Can you guys tell that we love Cozy Earth? We love it. I hope you can. It's so awesome. Visco's from bamboo. Whatever that means, bring more of it to this world.

It's so amazing. So yeah, Cozy Earth's a sponsor of ours. They give us a discount code of 35% off. Which is just incredible. Even their Black Friday sale, I think, was 30%. We get 35%. So even at the best time of year for them, we get better.

So 35% off with GRKC. And they are a sponsor. They're going to be a sponsor for a long time. They re-upped, baby. They committed for all of 2024, which is really exciting. And that's just awesome. So you guys are supporting them. You re-upped, baby. They committed for all of 2024, which is really exciting. And that's just awesome. So you guys are supporting them. You can tell that we love them.

And so thank you guys. Check them out. CozyEarth.com. Their stuff is so good. It really is. I can't imagine. I can't imagine somebody that would say,

I don't like this. Yeah. Like, that's how I feel about all our sponsors, really, unless you don't like coffee. Yeah, but this is like, it's soft and it's on you. Why wouldn't you want that?

I know, dude. I know. It's great. It's unbelievable. So... Get it. Get it. Just get it.

You guys get it. Yeah. So that, but what other presents you want to talk about? Well, a couple things. One, I would have told you before Rachel, and I think I've said this on the podcast before but i would have thought gift giving was my lowest active what's love language or whatever okay but something about really loving someone i always want to get rachel gifts it's

just fun yeah i know it's just like you know love languages i feel like once you love someone it's like all of them yeah what do you mean i'm not gonna pick between they're all great i do all these things for her yeah but um obviously there's some they're easier to do but it's always been really easy for me to shop for rachel and get rachel stuff and love doing it rachel on the other hand i want to know if katherine's the same way too like rachel just like is always i shouldn't say complaining but she's always like can you stop buying yourself stuff because then i don't have anything to get you for your birthday for christmas need you to just cool it. Get yourself stuff.

Because I am just very practical. If I need something, I will get it. Sure. It just makes sense, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the thing. I have a hard time with those. I don't need anything.

I don't have that much. I'm pretty content with everything I have. It was probably two weeks ago or so. We were talking about, hey, January 1st. I think I've talked about this on the podcast. But Rachel decided she's gonna start running she's gonna run a mile a day every day in 2024 and i was like well guess i'll join you i don't know you know it's kind of the sugar thing happened too it's like oh you're doing it and it's probably good for you i probably should too yeah that's what i was thinking like hey i should get uh i should get some like nice running shoes like i've never had a Rachel go, shut up.

Yeah. Stop. That's fair. Fair for both parties. Fair for both parties there. And then, I mean, that was maybe like three weeks ago. It was a long time ago. Rachel was already thinking ahead for Christmas.

Because at that time, you know, if this is early November, you're not thinking Christmas gifts. You're just thinking like, oh, that's going to be a need. That'll be fun. That'll be cool. Maybe I'll run a little bit beforehand. Yeah. And then also recently I was thinking, hey, yeah, that's going to be a need. That'll be fun. That'll be cool. Maybe I'll run a little bit beforehand. And then also recently I was thinking, hey, yeah, I'm going to be running a lot in winter, but also this Thursday is Thanksgiving.

I know I got the coop turkey trotting. Yeah, head gobbler. Head gobblers out there. We got to find them. And so I was thinking, I was like, ooh, I should, you know what I've never owned is like, essentially male yoga pants, where we go, just like leggings, you know know underarm or cold gear for your legs and I was like I should get some of that where she's like stop stop okay so I'm just slowly ruining all of my own Christmas gifts well identifying the things I need at least you're vocalizing it rather than when I get ended up with two pairs of them like you just you just wear them to Turkey Trot. You're like, yeah, I just bought these. Yeah. Cool.

That's awesome. Excuse me for a minute. I'm going to hang back. Thank you very much, Miss Lippy. Yeah, just like. Miss Lippy's so good. Billy, you forgot your stuff. Thank you very much, Miss Lippy.

Yeah. So I'm just doing that constantly and I don't mean to. I did it for my birthday recently. I can't remember what it was. Rachel would remember pretty well much, Mr. Libby. Yeah. So I'm just doing that constantly, and I don't mean to. I did it for my birthday recently. I can't remember what it was. Rachel would remember pretty well, probably. Honestly, that's probably the biggest hack or the biggest way to get gifts for men when you're like, I don't know what to get them, is just get them into a new niche. Trick them into having a new hobby.

That's basically what Catherine did. I mean, she got me this. Dude, I've only used it once, and I am in love with this new pizza oven that we got. Yeah? Dude, it's awesome. It's awesome. Anytime you want to come over and make pizza, I will say, yes, please. Anytime, dude.

Dude, what about tonight? UFC, yes, please. Yes, please. I was like, I don't know. Sure, yeah. Sure. I don't know. Catherine and Rachel are going to dinner.

Did you know that? Or maybe Catherine's going to dinner at least. Really? But hey, pizza. Pizza night. Dude, it's so cool. It's so cool. We got to get him as a sponsor, honestly, because I just could talk about it all day.

But you heat it up and it gets so hot that you, dude. The oven does? Yeah. The pizza oven. Dude, guess how long you cook your pizza for this is fun already this is like what five guys not five guys this is like what what's it called pizza pizza five pizza five five hey if i was involved okay way better than five five okay way quicker 60 seconds dude i was gonna say three minutes and i was like i don't want to burst

brad's bubble that's good always always do that i don't know half an hour i mean a reasonable amount would probably be like i don't know seven minutes try one seventh of that dude dude you cook a pizza in 60 seconds it's amazing so and then captured by your microwave it's like well cooked right is it if you do it too long time it'll get burned yeah 60 i mean time you gotta come over tonight come on time dude it unbelievable. It was so fun. Like, cause, cause it took longer to like prepare the pizza than actually throw it in there and cook it. You turn it once.

Cause it has like this L flame. Like it's a flame in the back and on the side. And so it cooks, it cooks one side of it more than you turn it. Dude. I literally took it out and I was like, Holy Catherine, look at this and I was like, holy, Catherine, look at this. I was like, this is so fun. Give me that. It was awesome.

You make like little eight-inch, 12-inch pieces? What? Another great low guess, because guess what? It's a 16-incher, boy. Boom! What is it, like an accelerated reading, like pizza bucket? Yeah, yeah, bucket, yeah.

It's Neapolitan style, so it's a little thinner. Dude, it is awesome. And so now that I have that, I Yeah, yeah. Book it. It's Neapolitan style, so it's a little thinner. Dude, it is awesome. And so now that I have that, I want all the accessories for it. I want, she gave me the metal peel. I want the wood peel. I want the cover for it. I want the stand. I want it all.

I want a sticker for my laptop. 100%, dude. Now it's just like, yeah, I want it all. And before that, I wouldn't have asked for any of those things because I didn't have the pizza of it. Good gift. But she, you know, Rachel's like, hey, we should start running. Okay. Well, I don't have any gloves. Well, how about I get you some, I don't have any shoes. Okay. I don't have any, uh, you know, nipple chafing things like, okay, I'll give you some of those. I don't know. I

don't know what you need for running. It's just what Andy does on the office. Yeah. Yeah. That's great. Yeah. Good life hack. Convince them. Gaslight them into thinking they have a new hobby. And while they're still excited about it and they haven't done it yet and their knees aren't really sore, give them all the things for their new hobby. Yeah, what else could we like?

Could we do that for our wives? Gaslight them in a new hobby? Yeah, could we like trick them into doing something that we love? I mean, pickleball. Rachel's so great that she will not get herself the things. She could be so into a hobby and not get herself what she needs.

It's like, obviously, she was so into reading and was reading on her phone. It's like, obviously, I'm going to get you a Kindle because Rachel doesn't buy anything. Rachel is still understanding how, you know, like, oh, yeah, I forgot about money. She's still like, oh, yeah. I worked, so I got money.

That's what unpaid internships will do for you. They relinquish your availability to think about money. Oh yeah, I've been doing this for free for so long. Yeah, anyway, I don't know what I could get. We could convince the girls to get into something.

I don't know. What are hobbies? Woodworking. Pickleball. Golf. Yeah, golf. Golf, yeah. Yeah, figure that out. But then...

Bowling. Bowling. That's a really expensive hobby. Yeah. So maybe I don't want her to get into golf. I would love if Rachel was in a bowling league for some reason. Get her like a nice pair of bowling shoes. Hey, you don't have to rent anymore.

And get you your own ball. Boom. I've done all the bowling shopping. How many... What a six-person league six-person team i have no idea what a bowling league that'd be fun to be i feel like you feel like your parents were like my parents were in a bowling league back in the day were they really it feels like that was like a thing back in the day way more than it is now it would be fun to do now like a recreational league i'm not ready for anything crazy dude i, I bet there's some competitive leagues out there. Yeah.

I would love to hear some bowling stories of people being like, yeah, we were really into it, and we got in a fist fight with spare tires or whatever. With Strike 3. Yeah, yeah. I bet there's some good bowling team names, too, like spare tires and Strike 3. Turkey Gobbler.

Turkey Tom. Frame 11. You got this. Bowling for Soup. Strike. Airstrike. Bowling for soup. It's hard for me to think of my own when you do this character.

I can't. My creativity is gone. That's all. Whenever you can't think of anything, you just got to be goofy about how bad you are at not thinking of anything. Bowl, bowl, bowl. Bowl. Minute bowling.

Minute bowls. Yeah. It helps Bowl bowl Running from the bowls Bowls in China shops There you go You can only do that one in Hong Kong Which is not China

Hot air bowling You're killing it. Bowlings. The restaurant in Kansas City, the Chinese place. Oh, lanes. We got to figure something with lanes. Oh, Tory Lanez. Musician.

Okay. Life at the Fast Lanes. Nice. No pain, no lane. Really good. Pennsylvania. Nice. Yeah. And that's my time. My name's Brian Ellis. really good uh Pennsylvania nice yeah and that's my time

yeah thank you guys oh okay only four seconds over not bad okay pretty good I do like the idea of like when you were timing

uh your set like you look over and Tom's just over there with his timer and you're like so anyway that's what I said

uh acquire taste your mom's nipple bye guys I'm Jake Triplett like you you like, so anyway, that's what I said. Acquire a taste of your mom's nipple. Bye, guys. I'm Jake Triplett. You go through, just breeze through your last. Yeah, it was funny.

Knowing, dang it, I think I'm a little over. I'm not just going to speed through the power jog. I still got to pause and let people laugh. Anyway, that's bowling. That's Christmas shopping.

Yeah, I think I'm all set christmas shopping almost already tyler what do you do as far as uh gifts for 15 people when it's your time i might be the worst person about it like i i don't even think about christmas gifts like i just like it's not your love language. Yeah. It's sad. It's like, I'll anytime a friend gives me a gift, I'm like, dude,

I want to give you a gift so bad. Like, yeah, yeah. But I'm like, that's just not where my mind goes ever. It's like, it's sad,

but I mean, I don't know. I'll get better as I get older. Hopefully I agree. I'm not great at that. I still know if there was like, Hey, this is what we do.

The siblings all give each other gifts or nobody, no siblings give each other gifts. Do you guys do gifts for Christmas? For our family, we have done... Sessitual oils? I'm trying to think some of the things we've done. Like, man, I can't remember.

Sometimes we just do like gift exchanges with like, draw a name, you get that sibling, whatever. That's fun. That's a good way to go about doing it for a million people. That's also how we do it with our, my mom's extended family. Our

extended family is getting big enough now where instead of the aints all having to buy for all the little Hatties and Beaus and Rosies of the world, now we just take cousins and exchange. So Rosie is buying for Watson or whatever.

It's like a one-to-one kind of thing. Yeah, so I think they only get one gift or something like that. Yeah, they get so many gifts, dude. It's wild. That's fun. Should we watch my new favorite Instagram creator?

Yes. Brad, I want to get your thoughts on this. This is a kid named Judah. Let's just watch. I'm not really going to set it up much. A lot of followers, though. I'm going to click on a random video. Yep, just click any of them.

Video games, you are literally doing absolutely nothing. You're staring at a screen going into a fake world, and you're not doing anything productive. You're not making money. You're not starting a business. You're not at a screen going into a fake world and you're not doing anything productive. You're not making money. You're not starting a business. You're not doing anything. So get off the video game. Follow me for more tips like this.

When you're playing video... Let's watch one more and then we'll get bread sauce. Okay. Cool, they tell you not to use calculators, but in reality, you can solve any equation with a five-second Google search. Doing the work is pointless if you have the internet. Follow me for more tips like this.

I like the delivery a lot. And the way he's always like, he's almost annoyed with like having to turn off the camera. Like, follow me for more tips like this. He's so bothered by having to turn the camera off. Like, gosh, okay, fine, guys. Just follow me for more tips like this. Let's watch another one. Cool. Yeah, this guy is awesome. this he's so bothered yeah i'm gonna turn the camera off like gosh okay fine guys follow just follow me for door tips over let's watch another one cool yeah this guy's awesome what's an opinion you have that might piss some people off 99 of kids go through school thinking there's a golden ticket at the end that's gonna tell them their career but in reality there isn't and they're

gonna be working a nine-to-five job for the rest of their life doing nothing and working in the system it's stupid and quite frankly horrible follow me for more tips oh like he's like he's like i know about to drop this last line and then i'm gonna say it real quick it's stupid and quite frankly horrible follow me for more tips oh keep going yeah all oh another one what's the point of memorizing the countries in Africa when you can just look them up on Google so you have them in your head well guess what in two weeks they're gone

follow me for more tips like this stay ready oh look curveball on the end there this I don't know I think I agree with most of what he's saying like yeah who's who's telling him this stuff like i don't know where he gets it i mean he just he's clearly like a product of his parents or something i think there was a comment it was like watch his

one intertate video and he's like yeah yeah yeah he's obviously regurgitating stuff but still another one we sit in school for seven hours out of my day and then when i finally escape that prison i need to do two more hours at home why couldn't you just teach that during the lesson why couldn't we just do it during school no because they're draining your time follow me for more tips like this that one wasn't even a tip what was the tip yeah there was no tip the tip was don't go to school. I was just complaining. Home school, baby. Follow me for more tips like this.

I love the call to action. Honestly, it works. I just, my only beef with this guy is he just seems a little bit like he's just, he's just mad. He's just mad all the time. Yeah. It's a combination of like mad and also like maybe held at gunpoint. Like, no.

Click on the one that says cheating. That one went viral. It's got a lot of views. Let's see what he talked about there. This is going to rub a lot of people the wrong wrong way but cheating isn't necessarily a bad thing if you're running a business and you hire a chief financial officer you're applauded but if you're doing your math homework and you hire a nerd you're punished it doesn't really make any sense you're just using other people's skill sets to your advantage follow me for more tips like this i I like that one. Bars.

That's great. What are the comments on the cheating one? I don't know if people are serious. Cheating in business gets you in jail. It's called fraud. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. With a heart next to it. Yeah.

Yeah. Hate. I love, okay, have you ever seen hate comments where they'll be like, hate from India, love, heart. Hate from India. Hate from Pakistan, like all these random like. Yeah, man was caught cheating on his addition and subtraction

test and invented this way to cope. That's funny. Oh man. So yeah, he's great. I just found him this past week and I'm a follower. Big fan. Whoa,

what's the one with the steak? That one looks different. How long have you been scrolling? Seconds? Minutes? Hours? You think this is going to help you out in the long run? It's not.

Seconds turn into minutes. Minutes turn into hours. You're better than this break the system you should be working on self-improvement not scrolling endlessly follow me for more tips like this but follow me and watch my stuff yeah yeah that's so funny go and do your sixth grade homework one of the comments i'm just taking a dump. Jeez. Man. His name is,

scroll to the top, what's his username? Judakaz. Judakaz. C-O-Z-Z-Z. Yeah. Daily content. Nice profile picture.

Yeah. Road to 200K. Oh, he's definitely a patriot. I'm dropping a follow. Yeah, there it is. Tywin following live. I want more tips like that. I want more tips like this.

Well, follow him for more tips like that then. I love it. Isn't it awesome? Yeah. I mean, I don't know if I love the Google thing because I don't know. But at the same time, I love using the resources, the tools I have.

But at the same time, it's like you got to learn something, dude. But if he's learning how to Google things well, that's a skill that not everyone has so he's smart skill live as far as i'm concerned let's do let's do one more cheating is not always a bad thing i can hire a nerd to do this most recent one all right let's just see cool is making you a factory worker here's why when the bell rings for recess it's break time just like in a factory when the bell rings for lunch it's break time just like in a factory when the bell rings for lunch it's lunchtime just like in a factory it's these little nuances that start to change

your mind over and over escape the system follow me to do it escape the system this guy is so based dude wow school makes factory workers hashtag for you page hashtag viral hashtag finance finance i didn't catch any finance in there. Well, that's your fault. I got to escape the system. That's so funny. It says that I've liked it. I don't even remember.

I think I just automatically like everything I've seen from Judah. I don't even remember seeing that. That's so funny. Where is he getting this from? Because that's an interesting observation. But clearly you're regurgitating this. I just don't believe that Judah is doing all this by himself. Time.

True or false. Judah's a homeschooler. Uh, true. I mean, the guy seems homeschooled. Like, I feel like a lot of homeschoolers,

and maybe it's just cause I'm make videos on this room in this. Yeah. But just like, are just thinking alternatively about things. And he's definitely thinking like, Hey, why are you doing this? Why are. And he's definitely thinking like, Hey, why are you doing this? Why are you doing that?

Like, and just freely just reevaluating everything. I mean, I agree with the two hours more homework thing. Yeah. Yeah. It might be a homeschooler thing to think. It's funny.

You'll see other people who like, Hey, don't listen to the haters, bro. One of the top comments says, listen to the haters, bro. Fire emoji.

I don't know, dude. I mean, yeah, I'm intrigued by him for sure. I'm very impressed by his inability to reply to any of these comments or to be deterred by him. Well, he says, stop scrolling. Like, you know, stop scrolling. He's not worried about that. Barely reading these things. He's like, I didn't even know that one went viral.

That's so great. It's just fascinating. This is the type of content that's likely reading these things. He's like, I didn't even know that one went viral. That's so great. It's just fascinating. This is the type of content that's like the best right now when you can't quite figure out what's going on. Okay. Yeah. You know, like Tony P, is this guy serious as satire? I don't know. I'm into it. Judah, do you have a gun to your head or are you a really free thinker? I don't

know. Are you homeschooled? Yeah, it is interesting though. Like there's obviously people that are doing this kind of stuff as adults that he's definitely influenced by. There's a bunch of these people that are just, hey, just stop thinking that way, kind of thing. You don't need to be rich right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Walt Disney founded Disney when he was 51 or whatever, like those types of videos. Yeah. Gary Vee. He's following six people. Let's see who he follows. A little desktop that you click. Hope Out Loud Ministry. Oh, okay. And then a couple of his family members. Viral Lids.

Cause brother, another family member, Sabrina Cardone. Oh, all right. What's Viral Lids? Yeah, I need to see Viral Lids. I need to see Sabrina. Viral Lids is a hat company. Oh, maybe he's about to do a brand deal. Maybe that's his brand oh no

i mean it's his buddy it looks like maybe it's one of the cos bros hope out loud ministry sabrina cardone maybe mama she's got 73 000 14 years old first daughter cardone yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah great cardone's like this guy like guy, like an adult version of this kid. Huh. Click on one of her advice videos. I think I saw the word advice in one of the thumbnails. Oh, yeah. Random advice for you. Welcome back to that episode of Random Advice with Sabrina, where we take you all across the world to find the most random advice. Today, I'm here in Orange County, California. The weather's perfect. The trees are beautiful. The landscaping is lovely. And I'm at an event today. It's

being run by Mr. Glenn Stearns. He's a good friend of ours. When is the advice? And at this event today, you know, I'm around a lot of successful people. People who want to get better. People who want to grow their businesses, their money, their relationships, all that kind of stuff. And so my random advice for you today is get around people who are successful, who are trying to be successful, who want to grow, who want to do better. You know, you kids, like, are your friends in school successful? And I mean, like, are they successful in school? Are they successful in their lives, in their personal lives or relationships? How are they doing?

Get around these people. That will force growth upon you. When you get around successful people, you will grow. And so brand new advice for you today. I'm out here in Orange County doing it myself. Yeah, we know. Get around successful people. What's up, guys? My advice is to get near the closest lawnmower and film a 90 second video basically on top

of it. That was A. That was a note of A with gigahertz of 440. Yeah. She can learn a little something from Judah. Judah gets right to the point. Yeah. Judah would have said that in seven seconds. She didn't have a call to action either. No call to action. She told us a lot

of the same things twice. Why does she have audio is terrible. She doesn't have as many followers. But Grant the same things twice. Why does she have... Audio is terrible. Okay, she doesn't have as many followers as you. But Grant Cardone is huge. Wait, she's 14? Look at her bio. 14 years old. Yeah?

Wow. You think she was older? Yeah. I don't... Now I kind of feel bad making fun of her a little bit. I thought she was an adult. Oh. Really?

Boy, were you wrong. I saw that immediately, so I just knew. Ah, dang. I wish we could go back and you could just see her face. Man, that really threw me off. I mean, her profile picture makes her look like a professional speaker. Yeah, suit. Interesting.

Okay, okay, 14. Do whatever you want. Let me see whatever that ministry thing was for Judah Cause. Next thing you know, we're going to have Judah on the podcast. Judah Cause. Hope Out Loud Ministry. Hope Out Loud. Oh, he's definitely homeschooled.

It's a ministry. Overcome your pain. Leverage your lives for Jesus through the power of the Holy Spirit. Cool. Follow me for more faith. Follow me for more spirit. Interesting. All right, a little deep dive on Jude today.

I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. Thanks for that. Yeah, that was fun. He just uploaded as we were... New Judah just dropped? Okay, this time let's see what the thumbnail is. Where'd it go? Ah, never mind. It's pinned. Shoot.

I thought it was a new one. Boy, is that embarrassing. That's embarrassing. I should know this. Boy, that's embarrassing. All right. Do you think your boss really cares about what major you have in college? I mean, how old is this kid? Max, 15 years old, right? Yeah, absolute max.

More like, I'd say 12, 13. That is funny. I love it. That's Judah. Let's talk Main Street Roasties real quick. Oh, win of the week brought to you by Main Street Roasters. Win of the week. Because with Main Street Roasters, you can't lose.

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I have multiple wins of the week uh yeah baser roasters just great coffee baser roasters.com promo code grkc uh i got so many wins of the week dude so many first off i took a trailer to uh fayetteville in the truck guess who backed up that trailer pretty well twice uh first time i backed up into my driveway which is a long driveway we established it could hold the bondi bowls to my truck all these different things sure so it took a few times but i did it much faster than ever done it before and then when i got to fayetteville i backed it right in there dude there was a parked car next to it wow yeah it's gonna be nerve-wracking

it was brother wow just did all right with it though good job's a big win. I figured out this little hack for it. It's probably a very simple hack that people told me on YouTube five times when I watched videos about it, but I didn't understand what they were saying. Basically, if you could see out of the side of your mirror the trailer, turn it that way, and the trailer will go the other way. Oh. I didn't understand that. Easy.

Yeah, it's not that hard. That's a great hack. I mean, yeah, it sounds like you're probably done for if you don't know that. I think. Which is what you were. It was so confusing. I was just guessing, basically. Guess and check.

So that's one of my wins of the week. I have multiple. My win of the week is going to be DJ Mike Hell is back with us. Joined us. Got to hang out with him all weekend. It's a fun time. That is a win. Yeah.

Got to spend time with him, you know, in the casino, at dinner. Just kept us laughing. It's a fun time. That is a win. Yeah. Got to spend time with him, you know, in the casino, at dinner. Just kept us laughing. It was a good time. What, does he have any, like, new phrases? New, yo, that's crazy. I don't know if we got anything too new out of him. It was pretty funny. When we were at the blackjack table, Trey won a big hand.

And so they were going to pay him in, like, $100 chips. And the dealer, I guess the chips are black the dealer goes black action black action and so i think we're all like thinking like who's going to make the joke and then trey just daps up michael's like black action man and they just dapped up and it's just like all cool michael's like yo you got any mixed action in there yeah got any puerto rican action in there yeah yeah so i'm like yeah creamy creamy mocha action this train go pretty hard on the blackjack table it was so fun yeah yeah it was uh patreon patreon patreon i'll tell you guys all about it fair enough uh a few other wins of the week uh scott peck just in general just shout out to scotty boy he'll listen to this

you know five weeks from now probably you know he might be here in like an hour or so. Okay. If I yell loud enough, maybe he'll hear. Oh, an hour from now, since you were gone multiple times, like the last two times you've been gone,

I've needed just, and then it's a half big business idea along with the win of the week. Half big business. That idea is called five minute friends. Okay. Yep. And literally you just need, you just need somebody to come over. Like, like Scott, I was like, I just need you to help me

flip this table over. Yeah. It's not that hard, but I need an extra set of hands. Catherine's not strong enough. I would call you normally. You're not around you're everywhere. And so luckily Scott was in the area twice. And so he came and helped me lift this table. Five minute friends. So half-baked idea slash one of the week scott peck five minute friends um then maybe i had one more oh i think the other one was just the get the christmas lights on the on the house it's huge yeah can't we see tonight pizza night time is going uh i'll be there preemptive please preemptive one of the week uh shout to joan she's a ghosty listener. She lent me a raccoon trap. I haven't used it yet,

but preemptive way of the week is at least I got the first step of it going. It's so funny. When ghosts see me, they give me oatmeal cream pies and Taylor Swift bracelets. You get raccoon traps. She texted me.

She's like, hey, my cousin or somebody is like a licensed trapper. So if you need help getting rid of this thing, let me know. Trapper. So if you need help getting rid of this thing, let me know. Trapper! This is probably too far for some people that are like animal lovers or raccoon lovers. I don't know. But what if we just like set the trap and then left for Hawaii

to get the raccoon gets trapped? No way it survives until we get back, right? Bingo! Solved it. Because apparently Joan was saying you have to take the raccoon 20 miles away or else it could come back.. Because apparently, Joan was saying you have to take the raccoon 20 miles away or else it could come back. That's crazy, Joan.

20 miles is a long ways away. 20 is far. It's up by Leavenworth. Yeah. Take him to the prison. Yeah. So I'm like, okay. What if it just dies instead?

Then what's not going to come back then? Yeah. So I don't know. So, anyway, haven't set the trap yet. It hasn't been in the front of my mind. But one of the week is just Joan hooking up the raccoon trap. That's solid. And then the other win, Mesa Roasters.

Mesa Roasters, of course. Because when you go with Mesa Roasters, you can't lose. Mesa Roasters. Mesa Roasters. Everybody pat. Everybody pat. Everybody pat. You you will play a little game with time let's play a little game with timing okay we're gonna call this game little

game little game yeah it's called little game hey are you like do you like Mac on Rachel or do you just have like a little game nice yeah okay this is basically password for those of you who are game show network junkies like me Hey, do you like Mac on Rachel, or do you just have a little game? Nice. Yeah. Okay. This is basically a password for those of you who are Game Show Network junkies like me after school.

Little game. Sure, network. Basically, we have a word on the screen, and I think it'd be fun timing it in post and or right now. I don't know. Let's do it in post where you can just – we could give like a two-second pause, and you'll go, the word is baseball. And so that way the ghosties out there know. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. So it's in post. Because basically what we're going to do is we're going to have a word on the screen that Jake and I can see. We're going to go back and forth saying one word clues and time is going to try to guess from those words. And so whoever gets there, like whoever's the last one to say a word before time and guesses gets a point yeah whoever is like the most helpful clue giver yeah so we'll like go back and forth between who starts obviously okay so time in do not look that's cheating my screen is tilted down I couldn't see if I wanted to how are you gonna know okay I think my mouse

is or click yeah your mouse is on it. All right. Here we go. You go first, Jake. This word is breeze. Okay. Wind. It's one word, right? We get one word? Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Kite. That is incorrect. Woosh. Onomatopoeias? Why not? Incorrect. I'm going to follow up you onomatopoeia.

Woo. Okay. A little action in there. Cold. Dang it. Cold. Your word back to time is cold? Yeah, it is. Okay, okay.

Shiver. Frick, Timon. This is tough. This is a tough word. Tough word, tough word. Okay. Movement. Okay.

Okay. Wind, movement, cold. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I got it if you don't. Oh, come on.

There should be something I'm thinking of. That's why it's a little game. You have a little brain. Cold wind movement. Yes. Breeze. Yay! Let's go, Tymon. That's big.

You get a point, but you went first. That's big. Same stage. Nice. All right. Refresh. The next word. Refresh.

All right, Tymon. We can wait for just a second. In post, you'll say, the word. Refresh. All right, time. We can wait for just a second. In post, you'll say the word. This word is musical. That's tough for one word, though, isn't it? Go crazy. Yeah, I'm going to get on the second one for sure. No, you're not.

I'm going to get on the first one. I'm going to think of the right one to say. People are yelling at their screens. They are yelling at their screens right now. Yelling at their speakers right now for me. I can't. I got an idea. Sound. Sound? I got an idea sound sound I'm sabotaging your second question

sound okay sound music okay I'm gonna go with showman. Sound, music, okay.

Sound, showman. Yep. Performance? Incorrect. Probably a bad guess. Oh, sorry. We probably shouldn't react too much. I know.

I'm trying to... I know. It's a little game, guys. It gotta try to i know it's a little game guys it's a little game it's a little game stage musical yeah awesome dang it oh well done well done all, Tywin. One to one. All right, here we go. All right, in post. Good luck, Jake. What? Next one. Just do another one. Just do another one.

Prevalence. All right, in post. This word is academy. Okay. School. Class. Okay. Incorrect. Army. school class okay incorrect

army um school army you don't like that yeah not with timing not with timing

yes with timing go ahead go ahead bud get it come on get it come on squirt come on little squirt Not with Tymon. Not with Tymon. Yes, with Tymon. Go ahead. Go ahead, bud. Get it. Come on. Go. Get it. Come on, squirt.

Come on, little squirt. What? Okay. School, army. Man. I don't even have like a, like immediate thing. Okay, pass. Pass.

Yeah, sure. Pass. Frick. Okay. School, army. I'm going to go private. Pass. Frick. Okay. School, army. I'm gonna go private. Okay. Tutor?

Ah. It wouldn't have to do with army. Incorrect. Okay. Ugh, this is hard. Um. Prestigious. Prestigious. Private school. this is hard prestigious prestigious

private school prestigious army okay this is a tough word it is come on come on should I get it by now

maybe it's a tough one Come on, Tymon. Come on. Should I get it by now? I don't think. Maybe. But it's not like. Yeah. It's a tough one. Yeah, it's not prevalent, but it's not. Oh, gosh. Okay.

I don't even have a guess. It's bad. Should I pass again? I love that you keep passing on mine. It's awesome. Go ahead, Jake. We should have like a 10 second or five second. What words have you heard so far? School. School. Private. And then army and. Prestigious. Prestigious. We should have like a 10 second or five second. What words have you heard so far? School,

school, private, and then army and prestigious. He just prodigious. If you take out army, what words have you heard? Oh, prestigious private school.

Yes. Okay. That is what you've heard so far. Um, so I'll add to that. Uniform. This is one word though? Yep.

Boarding? That's a good guess. Okay, good. Let's say fancy um can i ask is this is it a specific school no no this is just a noun you would find in the dictionary you've definitely heard this word before but it's probably just not a word you're saying a lot there's some other like phrase or something that we could have said, I think, but I can't think of what it is. Okay.

Fancy, private, prestigious school. Man. Yeah, I'm just not thinking of something. Go ahead and say pass again. I'll pass. Did we skip this one? Maybe. Arts. all right i'll pass i think i think are we do we skip this one just i maybe i guess um arts

i should yeah at this point let's grab a fire arts uh i don't think he knows the word air force i might just not know the word. Naval. Oh, naval. Graduate from the Naval Blank Sports and Outdoors. I did have them. Okay. All right, next one, next one. Why did that not come to mind? That's sad. That's a tough one.

Okay, next one. Sports to one to one. Your mouse is off it. Oh, yeah. You just put like on, like and sharing. All right, here we go. The word this time is lover. Oh.

Too tough? You going to go first, or I going to go? No, it's your turn. Dang it. Oh. Oh. Hmm. Mate I don't know

Okay It's hard I would have said that no matter what you said Wow Really? Okay. Okay. Good luck.

Passed. I would pass. No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to go. This could go different directions. I'm going to say friend. Nope. You said nope.

We knew we wasn't going to get it. Friend. Okay. Friend. Okay. Friend. Okay. Mate. I think he's going to get it on yours now. It's going to come back around.

All right. Let's say, yeah, partner. Okay. Chap. No, no, no, no, no, no. Pal. Pal. Pal.

He said chap. Shoot. No. He said chap. I said chap. He's stuck in sense and sensibility for a second. Intimate. Okay.

Spouse. Okay. It's time to close the deal. Good luck. How do we close it? How do we close the deal here? We did, wait. Mate.

Partner. Intimate. Intimate. Intimate. I said chap. And chap was in there. Mate, partner, intimate. Let's go. Heart.

Yeah, you didn't think I'd pull that out, did you? I wouldn't have. It's wouldn't have it's pretty good it's pretty good no come on i can't say he's trying to get some british terminology first thing i thought was soulmate but brad Hart said mate. I guess that's my guess. He's chap and soulmate are my guesses. Hart. Okay. Expressor. Okay.

The eyebrows. Lover. Oh! You know, right off the bat, I thought about doing, as Brad is going to describe Lover, I was going to do Swift album, but I didn't know if it would come back to me.

I don't know if Tyman knows that very well. Maybe. It would have been more of a stretch than Expressor. Yeah. I was about to say something with Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift or something. All right. You went first and you got it. You're up 2-1. Wow, Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift or something. All right. You went first and you got it.

You're up 2-1. Wow. Yeah. Whoever goes first wins. Best of five. First one to get to three wins. Come on. This word is judge.

Oh, boy. What are you oh boy-ing about? Oh, boy. It's so easy. Oh, boy. All right. We're going to go. I don't want to give it too good of a guess.

I feel like that was good when you kind of sabotaged my second guess. No, I can get it one. I can get it one right now. You want going to go. I don't want to give it too good of a guess. I feel like that was good when you kind of sabotaged my second guess. I can get it in one. I can get it in one right now. You want me to go first? You want me to go first? Yeah. Yeah. Courtroom.

Judge. Judge. Boom! Boom! Boom! Ah! Dang it. Oh, you guys are really on the same page there.

Hey, we're going to go to the booth. We're going to make sure that courtroom is one word. Definitely one word. It is definitely one word. Good job, guys. Good job. Thanks. You went straight to judge.

You knew, Tymon. You knew. You knew it. Oh, man. I kind of want to do more Sporkle. We did Sporkle last week for Patreon. Might need to do that again because I found a fun crossword one. Oh, crosswords are fun.

Yeah, that bonus episode hasn't come out yet, so we don't really know if people liked it or not. It was fun, though. I had so much fun, dude. Us three had a blast. It was so stressful, but in the most fun way. I ended up doing the rest of those, like the minute long quizzes. I did a few of those.

Really? And the only other one I actually completed, maybe I completed two of them, but one of the ones that I got, I think was Harry Potter. But I don't know

anything about, I mean, I know very minimal about Harry Potter. Probably just like what people have said. It's way easier to do it by yourself too.

In the video I did last week with uh josh holmo trick shots yeah on his channel he was talking about you know on the intro like jace stand-up comedian when i heard his set last year it's when i learned we both grew up sheltered because we both grew up not being able to watch harry potter so that was kind of established at the beginning so then the whole golf match i was just like trying to incorrectly reference harry potter nice it was just kind of, and hopefully the people in the comments appreciate it. You go like, Twilight, Lord of the Rings. Or just using it weirdly,

like, oh, I knew you missed that putt. Classic Gryffindor. Oh, yeah. It doesn't associate with like, oh, if you do this, then you're a Gryffindor. Sorry, just a muggle. What do I know? So it was a good time.

I also got my Harry Potter fix in. Dude, let's play Sporkle. Let's jump to the bonus episode. Okay, yeah. Let us know more games that you guys want us to play or whatever. It's just we love playing games. We'll play games all day.

Let's do our YouTube comment of the week. Dude, that Mucinex is working, dude. Healed me in a night. Gracias for the muse, dude. I'm feeling much better. Good deal. I'm not great, but can you tell I'm feeling better? Yeah.

Great. Mucinex is great. Yeah, it is. I'm brand loyal. Mucinex and Zycam. They'll get you over anything. Anything. I mean, anything.

Let's do our comments of the week. All right. And then we'll skip over for the patrons. We'll just keep recording and let the patrons enjoy it. Okay. If you're not our patron, you're missing out. My comment of the week comes from Katie Huntley. Last week's episode, she said,

I purely listened to how sweet, wise, and funny Catherine and Rachel are. Yeah. Glad to hear the wallet was found before 2024 elections. Wow. I get, we need to talk more about them then. I guess I talked about Rachel quite a bit this episode. She knows farts. She knows Christmas.

What do you want me to tell you about Catherine? I'll tell you anything. How's her diet? Oh boy. Uh, I don't know why I asked that. First thing came to mind. Uh,

how's her golf game right now? How's her short game? Short game is pretty good. Uh, she's, uh, she got this new stuff. I've never heard of it before.

It tastes like grass and it's called Kvass. K-V-A-S-S. It's like a beet juice stuff. Gosh. And every once in a while, she'll be like, just drink that real quick.

I need a... Beet Kvass. I need to, you know, only allow Rachel to hang out with Catherine so much or else I'm going to be drinking Kvass.

100% you are going to. Because Rachel is moldable, baby. Catherine's a molder. Yeah, what else is she into these days? Did you read that Wall Street Journal article right up about Travis Kelsey? His old college coach, you're either a fountain or a drain. No.

I liked it, though. What's that? Just like you're either taking it for people or adding to people. Travis Kelsey said he either heard that freshman year of college and still thinks about it. That's cool. Fountain or drain. Gutter or geyser.

Thermostat or thermometer. Good. The crafter or the clay. Trash can or trash receptacle. Shower or bath. Apple or bath. Apple or zero oranges. Cloud-based or hard drive. What's your comment of the week?

I was looking for one, to be honest. I think this was kind of fun. Peter Holmes said, I've been listening to you all for over a year now, but as a funeral director, you had me cracking up about the funeral comedian. I see plenty of people trying to be a comedian and normally they miss about as bad as, did you hear the one about the casket? So he said, it had me rolling on my way to work. So that's fun. Just to, that's fun. I mean, certain people like that is so up our alley. Yeah, it is so fun. Like that's, that's one of my favorite things about the podcast is that we could talk about almost anything and somebody out there is going to be like, dude, I have a story

about that. That really relates to me. I actually did leave a raccoon in a trap when I went to Hawaii and it came back. It was not a good idea. Do not do that. It was way hungrier when I got back. Right. Yeah. So it's just it's just fun when you get those random connections. So yeah. Thanks, Peter Holmes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, thank you guys for listening to another episode. just fun when you get those random connections so um yeah thanks peter holmes yeah yeah so yeah uh anyway thank you guys for listening to another episode jake let's go to hawaii let's go to hawaii next episode you hear we on island dime brother and timon i want to surprise you right now you are not going to hawaii what got you prevalence oh sorry buddy sorry pal hey unless What? Got you. Prevalence. Sorry, buddy. Sorry, pal.

Unless you want to. I'm not saying you can't go to Hawaii. I'm just saying I'm not expecting you to go to Hawaii with us. Okay, cool. We will miss you, though, Ty. Yeah, we were in a big group chat yesterday talking about the podcast setup. So I was thinking about you. What time would we want? What do we need?

I think we're going to Roadcaster. Maybe two or three cameras set up. Cool. So you have some options. If you want to, I give you free reign time to add a little time and time in there to the episodes you're not going to be there. Just like pause it.

Extype a radius. Sure. Free reign. Cool. Whatever you want. Well, thanks for listening. Episode 283. Nice. Yeah. Is it December yet? No, not quite december yet not quite but yeah check us out on patreon we got bonus content coming out for you guys

and we'll see you guys next monday from hawaii yeah i love you guys you We're taking ground Girls from the spot, yeah Go for a podcast