Ghostrunners - 339 - Don't Trust Google

Episode Date: June 12, 2024

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How's it work? How you doing, Brian? Basically, we just, I say, name five blanks in 10 seconds and you do it and you're a winner. You don't do it, you're a winner. You don't do it. You're a loser. And we all point at you and say, loser,

loser, loser. Four people left the trip after we did that. They're not coming back. They no longer wear our merch. They will. Yeah. No longer be a part of the ghost.

We're not listening right now. Yeah. They have filed for complaints with corporate, but they're losers. We don't want them. They're yeah, exactly. They're not winners. We don't need them. Yeah, exactly. They're not winners.

We don't need them. So let's just go back and forth. Do me. Do me. And then maybe Tymon can do his few. Oh, do Tymon. Do Tymon. No, no.

You first. Okay, Jake. Ten seconds to name five Disney characters. Go. Olaf. Anna. Elsa. Woody.

Buzz. Nice! Dude, it's amazing. It's amazing how much you can freeze in this game. Wolf, obviously. Wow, that was almost a disaster. Oh, man. That was almost a

disaster. Alright, I'm going to get my timer out. Timing! Yeah. In 10 seconds. is a disaster. Alright. I'm going to get my timer out. Timon. Yeah. Timon, Timon. In 10 seconds. Oh, jeez. I just know I'm going to... This is the standard rules of the game. You got it, Timon. In 10 seconds, name five

soda brands. Coke, Pepsi, Starry, Sprite, Dr. Pepper. Nice! Wow. Alright. Should have given him less time. Starry. Look out. I don't know. Came to mind. I don't know. Came to mind. I just realized your hair light's off, Jake. At some point. I'm sorry.

Oh, man. People are not gonna know how bright your hair is. Oh. There we go. Alright, Brad. In ten seconds, name five things that Timon's got wrong today. Only ten? Only five? Just kidding. Just kidding. It's just a hair light that was it that was it all right jake okay 10 seconds to name five different types of electronics go

cell phone computer fax machine oven does that count um and then uh shoot the electric Uh, shoot. Electric weed eater. Stop. Oh, you got weed eater, but not quite. iPhone 10, iPhone 12, iPhone 14, iPhone 15. Oh my God. Gosh, I'm freezing. This is a podcast. This is where I should feel most comfortable. Nope.

And I'm not feeling comfortable. It's hard when you hit that block. That's where it's so hard to get past. All right, Brad, this is something I don't think most people could do a good job of this. Okay. But I think you could do it. Oh, I hope so. In 10 seconds, give me five keyboard shortcuts. Control C, control V, control P, control X, control M for minimize. Really? Yeah. Control alt delete, control shift, command enter, whatever. Great job. Command option escape.

Yeah. Whoa. Command option escape. What's that do? That's like the control alt delete of max. Is it? Yeah. Command option escape. Never had to use it. No it? Yeah, Command-Option-Escape.

Never had to use it. No viruses. Yeah, that's Max. That's always responding. All right, let me ask you another one. Okay. In 10 seconds, Brad. Name six.

I don't have the category yet, but it's got to be six. Yep, because you're doing great. Name six 1990s NBA players. Hakeem Olajuwon, Barkley, Jordan, Pippen, Longley, Kukoc. Longley. Dang. That was good. All right, give one to Tymon.

All right, Tymon. You have 10 seconds to name five websites. Go. Google, YouTube, Spotify, Pandora. Gmail. Gmail. Got it. Spotify Pandora Gmail Gmail You got it I went to I said Pandora

Pandora Pandora I said Luke Longley So it's alright Yeah I thought Went to the music room For a second Brad

You just You just hit a stop I know dude That's crazy Olaf You just hit yours That's it Lime.

Brad, 10 seconds. Name five banks. Bank of America. U.S. Bank. Chase Bank. Good. Commerce Bank. Local.

First National Bank. Local. Nice. Yeah. Good job. That was a tough one. Big bank guy. Big bank guy.

All right, Jake. 10 seconds to name five instruments. Go. Bassoon, oboe, guitar, piano, French horn. Yeah! Bassoon, obviously. Bassoon, oboe, and French horn is three of your five instruments. I had to get those out of the way, obviously.

All right, I know I'm going to forget, but soon if I don't do it first. Oh, man. I'll do that first. Uh-oh. Ooh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts in white. Me too.

Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead, get on your feet because it's the Ghost Brothers Podcast. Ghost Brothers Podcast.

Everybody morning, we're taking round. Ghosts from the Spotcast. Ghosts from the Spotcast. Alright, well, we are back now. We did an extended version of that. If you guys enjoyed the intro there, we did another 10 minutes probably, at least.

I mean, tears are out of my face right now. Yeah, it'll be on Patreon. Yeah, so go to patreon.com slash ghostrunners if you want some more bonus content. A couple sneak previews. Timon froze. Froze a couple times in amazing fashion. So fun, dude.

That is such a fun game. You guys need to play that with your family, your friends. Oh, man. I need to play that with my dad. My dad would be so funny in that game. That's so good. Because he would just get so worked up. Because there are certain people that get just so worked up after like one or two.

And it just freezes them. Like timing happened to him. Hey, Patreon. Here we are. Also record a podcast with Hattie on Patreon. Did I talk about that last week? I don't remember. There's a bonus episode with Hattie on Patreon. Did I talk about that last week? I don't remember. There's a bonus episode with Hattie on Patreon.

She was super goofy. Some might call it annoying, but other people might call it cute. So you be the judge. Who knows? She was being... I think maybe I did say it on the podcast. Or maybe I just told you because at the end, I was like, Hattie, you're being so goofy.

Like, I thought I was supposed to be goofy. That was a goofy podcast. Fair enough. Yeah. Good point. Can be goofy. That was a goofy podcast. Fair enough. Yeah, good point. Can't get frustrated with somebody else for that. Brad, I had to send a breakup text this week. I just had to break up text to your aunt, Cindy. Oh.

We're getting Bondi trained. We're going to get like, the iPad will be the cash register. So I'm going to get an iPad with cellular. And then we're going to have just a cell be the cash register. I'm going to get an iPad with cellular. Then we're going to have just a cell phone in the truck that's kind of an office phone. People can call. I was like, we should probably do this all together. Rachel and I had separate accounts. Let's just put this all together on a

business account. I sadly had to text your aunt and say, hey, we've had a good... I said it. We've had a bleep of a run. I have enjoyed our time together like none other. Right. I said, but it's time. You've been good to me.

I've been good to you. It's not anything that you've done. It's not anything about. Not anything you could have done. The coverage, you know, yeah, whatever. Like you were reliable. You sent me my bill on time and I did my best to pay on time. I thought your PayPal photo was great. Great photo. I like looking at it every month. It was great. Um, I love that

when I call people, it does say it's from Cynthia. When I call Sarpino's pizza, they say, hello, Cynthia. How are you doing? I like that. I liked it on PayPal. I select this is for friends and family and Hey, that's not just PayPal. I consider you a friend and family. I'll still, next time I send you money, it'll still be friends and family. You understand? Forever. That's more or less what I texted her. She texted back, okay.

She said, cool. No, she was like, said something funny. And thought that'd be the end of it. Well, I go into Verizon yesterday and we're making the transition happen. And it is just, it's just a process. Rachel has AT&T.

It's a process. Yeah. Yeah. Surgery reason. I mean, man, changing my Instagram bio pronouns. Yeah.

And for Eisen, I don't know. For slash Eisen. Yeah, no, yeah. My pronouns are, or she, ver.

Yeah. Yeah. Don't laugh at that. Don't laugh at that, Tommy. Don't laugh at that. Rachel has ATT. Super simple. I have T-Mobile. Not super simple.

Really? They, I mean, it's like I'm trying to break into Fort Knox. The amount of verification, I'm bothering Cindy left and right. Can you send me this pin again? All right, now you're getting another text code. I am so sorry. They need to send you another text code. Okay.

All right, now they need to verify your address i'm so sorry because you're trying to keep the same number is that yeah trying to keep the number uh-huh need to request a transfer pin and at one point i call them back again i'm calling t-mobile on the phone and they were like uh and who am i speaking with on the phone and the way way they worded it, I was like, I feel like I should be saying Cindy. And I think that's what they want to hear, but I think they're not going to believe me. And so I was like, it's Jake. I'm the 417 number.

I'm like, great. Well, we do need the person with authorized access to give you permission. And so at first I was like, I mean, it's like my friend's aunt. It's like, I bother her enough today. Can we just, you know we just you know just like I have the pin she texted me we're good it's like we really need her on the phone and so I was like all right let me go get her quickly put it on mute I was like Rachel your name is Cindy Berkter or uh Berkster Berkster but it looks like Berkster? Berkster. But it looks like Berk. Berkter. Yeah. And I was like,

I'll just, I'll tell you what to say. She was like, I was like, all right, here is Cindy. And then Rachel's like, hey! How's it going? And so we were in the Verizon store doing this. There's like customers all around us. There's other people asking questions.

What was your last word on social? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they're like, are there any other names on the account? I was like, oh, it's probably Cynthia. And Rachel's like, it became 22 Jump Street. Cynthia. Yeah. And it was just fun just committing fraud with Rachel.

It was just a good time. And they were asking her all these questions. And then, you know, just like, all right. And what number do you want to have that text code sent to? I'm like, oh, now I got to look up Cindy's phone number real quick and send her that. And then Cindy's not texting back. And then we're like, can we just send it to one of our phone numbers?

She's like, of course. Like, oh my gosh, let's do that instead. Well, now that you have authorization, you can do whatever you want. It was a panic of a time, but it was real fun. Bothering Cindy, breaking up with Cindy, and then pretending to be Cindy all in front of the Verizon employees. Impersonating Cindy. Yeah, and they're like, just whatever. Just whatever you got to do.

I did something similar. One of our credit cards is under my name, and one of them is under Catherine's name. And so there was some charge on one of our credit cards, so I called the credit card company company and they're like, okay, can we talk to Catherine? And I was like, this is Catherine. I didn't even like, I was like, I'll, I'll, I'll complain about a lot of things in today, day and age and all the whatever. But there's, there's one beauty is that no one's going to be like, you're not Catherine. I don't know why you're Catherine. Like, it's like, no, I'm Catherine. This is Catherine. They're like, okay, Miss Ellis. So you want to get rid of that? Continue calling me Miss Ellis. Right. And I was like, yes,

thank you very much. That sounds great. I didn't change a thing about my personality. I was like, yeah, this is Catherine. Okay. Thank you, Mrs. Ellis. You didn't somewhat take on feminine qualities over the phone call? Not at all. Hold on. I got to check something's in the oven. Nope. Nothing like that. If anything else, I was like, yeah, I'm late for my my softball game let's hurry this thing up like i was just like

let's go like i like because i was so confident that these days that person's gonna get fired if they say one thing about like rationality of like are you sure you're a woman here do we need to verify this yeah how dare you i've been watching the wmba for years yeah cheryl swoops was my hero as a kid was that enough for you heard of it tamika catchings that's what i thought so leslie yeah i like angel reese now so good yeah that's fun yeah it is crazy how much how much Kaitlin Clark is already like making people talk about the WNBA. Dude, yeah. There's so much drama.

It's great. I want the drama. Give me the drama. Yeah. I don't care if it's WNBA. Any sport that has drama makes it more fun. Let's just be honest about that.

That's what, I mean, Pickleball's got some of it, but I think it needs more to keep like, you know, somehow being talked about and it's interesting. What drama does it have? We got some paddles, but I think it needs more to keep like, you know, somehow being talked about. And it's interesting. What drama does it have?

We got some paddles being banned. Yeah. Okay. That's, but that's not like I need personal drama. Okay. Well, actually there is that one drama we can't talk about.

Probably. That's almost like too extreme. Which one is it? Infidelity. We'll call it. Yeah. That's drama. I know some stuff that nobody does.

Yeah. Bring it out it out why why is everyone so scared to talk about um there's there's been a lot of drama recently because like there's a lot of money on the line but these pro players are still calling their own lines and so there's going to be a few people really getting a reputation for just being dishonest and it was great because the two people who are probably most known for it ended up playing each other for the finals and so there was just really good memes and really good, just like jokes about these two play each other. Um,

and so that's a little bit of drama. And it's funny what it takes to become like noteworthy in the pickleball scene. Like if someone just kind of talks trash or like so-and-so was heated at their match and it becomes a thing because it's just like, I saw a video on sedentary sport. Yeah. I saw a video one time where it was a doubles game

and one of the partners fell down on the ground. And so it's strategy to hit it at that person. I think they hit it pretty lightly and hit the person on the ground. And they're like, seriously? And the person was like, yeah, I'm going to do that. It's like strategy, like playing the game here. So yeah, there just needs to be more drama in everything. Yeah.

Just, yeah, you're right. Like human on human drama is the best. Rivalries. People who hate each other. Oh, I mean. Fabricated if you have to. Sure. But like sports, sports is dramatic on its own,

but then you add the personal element of storylines. It's awesome. It's the best. There's the thing about Verizon. We had a pro player reach out to Friday Pickleball yesterday afternoon. He's like, I just love best. There's the thing about Verizon. We had a pro player reach out to Friday pickleball yesterday afternoon. He was like, I just love you guys.

I'm out of my old contract. I want, let's, let's figure out how to work together. Like I want to work with you guys and do it like affordably. Cause we were like, I don't know if we should be paying pro players. And anyway,

I was like DMing him and they're like, all right, when you see that phone, it's like, all right, just in the middle of that conversation, we will pick it up later. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of exciting thing. Yeah. Just everything about pickleball is hilarious. It's, phone it's like all right just in the middle of that conversation we will pick it up later yeah

um yeah kind of exciting thing yeah just everything about pickleball is hilarious it's it has such a older audience that any comment section of pickleball is hilarious i mean no one's trying to be funny but it's just like it's just laced with sexism and just like boomer terminology and it's just the best really it's awesome it's so funny just yeah give me an example of something that would be said in there um so it would be like uh i'm trying to think of a good like the type of clip you would see so what's really common is mixed doubles co-ed yep is i think that's the one that the girl fell down. The biological male, stronger, more powerful. He's going to take the majority of the shots.

People do not like that. Okay. People are like, why does he even have a partner? If I was his partner, I'd just grab a seat. If I was his partner, I'd bring a lawn chair. I don't know why she even has her paddle. And then people are fighting back. And like, oh, let me guess. You think men and women she even has her paddle. And then people are fighting back and like,

oh, let me guess. You think men and women are equal? You know, and then like, then they're fighting back. Well, I'm not saying, of course they're equal. I'm saying biologically they're different. They're ready to go back and forth.

People who think they could change each other's mind in the Instagram comment section. That's fun. It's awesome. Yeah. I mean, what would our, what would social media be like without comments? Have you thought about that?

Like comments are a great idea. We take it for granted. That's a great idea. Great idea. Or are, but, but maybe I personally, I was just saying like half of my joy or maybe not even joy, but entertainment on social media is the comments, the comments. I'll see something and I'll think like, I wonder if everyone else is thinking this, or I wonder if it's like a completely original thought that I have. And then you go to the

comments and that's where things get really fun. However, I wonder if we didn't have comments, if social media would be like, if only, well, or even as like invasive and as like effective on our life as it is right now. Like if all we could do is like, or dislike something, that's all we can, we can just literally like, and dislike. So it's not like you don't have the ability to have an opinion on something, but it's just like, that's all you get is a like. Yeah. It's interesting. I feel like I used to know something about early Facebook and how they used to do it or something like that, but either way, yeah. Comments are awesome. Yeah. It's great. Comments are so funny. I don't think Facebook back in the day had comments.

Yeah, I think it might have just been, yeah, I can't remember how bare bones it was, but yeah, I love seeing something really noteworthy and there's going to be some good comments and almost trying to guess them. Yes. Like, for instance, did you see, what was I going to say?

That one MLB player got banned for betting on his own team. And so some Pirates player was like gambling on himself. Okay. But then come to find out, he only was successful like 4% of his bets or something like that. He was like the worst gambler of all time. So in the comments

are of course just like ridiculing him and making fun of him. Yeah. It's funny. You like sometimes learn stuff through the comments. Yeah. He won nine bets in two years well and that's the other thing is like so often there's like a cryptic thing or like there's something's like kind of out of context like okay let me read the comments and see what's going on here like what's this mean what's this kindred you know drake thing i was like i don't understand what's who's who here what's going on so uh i do have actually it's not exactly related to that, but time and yeah, go ahead and scroll down before you screen capture.

Yeah. I won't put anything up. So, so basically like, I don't know if you noticed, but when you Google things these days, there's some kind of like Google AI that will respond with all these, like something on top. And I like it. And most of the time I'm like, okay, I'll just listen to that. I don't think we should be doing that as much anymore. It's not as good as other AIs. I will say just the other day, to give an example, I searched like

how to test how much propane you have in a propane tank. And it was like, well, a typical empty propane tank will have, it will be 19 and a half pounds or something. It says Google AI. So I was like, okay. So I go and get my scale and like weigh this propane tank. It was 15 pounds. And I was like, well, that was wrong. So it seems like there's a lot of, uh, potential, you know, misinformation, whatever on there. And so there's this thread basically I found on Twitter of all these different funny things, uh, that we'll put on the screen here. But yeah, the first one, they just Googled smoking while pregnant. And AI responded, doctors recommend smoking two to three cigarettes per day during pregnancy.

I bet some doctors would. I bet. That's not saying all doctors. Yeah. Doctors. Doctors. Dr. Dre, I think. Snoop Dogg got a doctorate, I think.

Yeah. From somewhere. Snoop Doggy doctorate. Dr. Dre, I think. Snoop Dogg got a doctorate, I think, from somewhere. Snoop Doggy doctorate. Dr. Dre. Dr. J. What's that from The Office? Yeah, who's blah, blah, blah. Dr. J. Yeah, what is the line?

He's a doctor? Yeah. Ooh, Dr. J. Okay, so this next one. Ooh, Dr. J. Something like that. Okay. So this next one, cheese not sticking to pizza. AI responds and says, cheese can slide off pizza for a number of reasons,

including too much sauce, too much cheese, or thickened sauce. Here are some things you can try. And then it says mix in sauce. And then at the bottom it says, you can also add about one eighth cup of non-toxic glue to the sauce

to give it more tackiness. Can you imagine like- It's not toxic. It's non-toxic glue to the sauce to give it more tackiness can you imagine like it's not toxic it's non-toxic yeah can you imagine just just yeah listening to these like huh what if you blindly following him yeah you want to read the next one jake okay i don't know what it is so i'm not saying like maybe you should read this maybe this one oh so this is uh this is someone trying to get fit they're trying to work out and wanted to know, can you train eight days a week? Google AI. Yes, it's possible to train eight days a week.

And some say it can have benefits, like improved performance and recovery. I mean, yeah. Yeah, just prove, just, there are eight days in a week. Can you train eight days a week? The Beatles would say yes. You could, I think what they're doing, they're talking about hacking the international dateline.

Oh, that's what it is. It's like time hacking. Yeah, do your first seven days in Hawaii. As soon as you're done with that workout, fly to Australia. You got yourself

another Friday, brother. Right. Congrats. The next one is gay characters in Mario Kart. I mean, I'm not going to read them all. You should read

a lot of them, though. Really? This is hilarious. Okay, so it says, yes, there are many gay characters in Mario Kart. List them list by list. Wario, a sassy, messy, polyamorous... Oh, I can't...

A sassy, messy person who some say is a drag impersonator of Mario. Oh, my gosh. Yoshi is a tinder non-binary lesbian uh where are they getting this from koopa troopa a trans man who was dishonorably discharged from the military donkey kong a late in life gay with a child i mean we all know diddy oh my yeah that's where it gets from hey yeah there you go uh just amazingly pretty much inaccurate how like where are they finding this yeah i did some fanfic yeah or like reddit yeah something something um it pretty much lists them all they're all gay looney tunes moment yeah

so somebody said if i run off a cliff can i stay in the air so long as i don't look down like they do in like cartoons and stuff no a person could only stay in the air for about one second after a single leap however some say that if you run off a cliff you can stay in the air as long as you keep running and don't look down some say some say i've heard it before doctors dr dray uh this one says they googled how many rocks shall i eat according to geologist geologist at uc berkeley you should eat at least one small rock per day you imagine like are you taking your vitamins yes have you have you eaten a rock no i hate doing that i hate flossing and rocks i never do that uh this one yeah just talking about uh google ai is telling you to use chlorine bleach and vinegar

uh to wash something i think uh which i guess is like what they use in world war one to poison people it like makes a pipe cleaner bomb or something yeah um oh this one's funny which which u.s president went to uw wisconsin it's a 13 U.S. presidents have attended UW-Madison, earning 59 degrees in total. Some of these presidents include Andrew Jackson, who graduated in 2005. I remember, yes. William Harrison, who graduated in 53 and 74.

Oh, yeah, it's one of those riddles. John Tyler graduated in 1958 and 1969. Andrew Johnson, who earned 14 degrees all the way from 1947 through 2012. This is so interesting. How does it get this information so wrong? It's amazing. It's so confident.

It's amazing. James Buchanan graduated 1943, 2004, and 2013. I mean, just wild. I want to see if this is working on my computer. Yeah, that's what some people are like is this really real but people will like often find the original sources for these things

yeah which tech CEO into UC Berkeley it's got all this list of basically every tech CEO I think Google might have turned off their AI helper it's not even popping up anymore so maybe we need to take this away while we figure this out how long can I stare at the sun i think that one's great uh according to

webmd scientists say that staring at the sun for 5 to 15 minutes or up to 30 minutes if you have darker skin is generally safe it provides the most health benefits wow i mean webmd is kind of known for not being the most reliable read the next next one, Jake. This one's great. Okay. The Google searches fruits that end in U-M. They end with um. The following fruits end with um. Applem, bananum,

straberum, tomatum, and coconut. It's not even close. Oh my gosh. So how long ago was 1919? I mean, this is just amazing. Google AI responds, 1919 was 20 years ago.

How? How? In what world? Is that even close to correct? It's not even like 100 years off. So anyway, there's... There's so many. This is great years off. So anyway, there's so many. This is great. Yeah.

So anyway. Yes, it is always safe to leave a dog in a hot car. That's funny. Tymon, if you want to leave the screen recorder going, I've got some stuff for us to look at. Sure. I will text it to you. But found just a few favorites this week on Instagram.

And these are not, you know, I think sometimes I find people on Instagram, like we got to look at this. This is weird, wild, whatever. And this is just the most wholesome,

coolest content that's online right now. So I'll text one of them to you guys right now. Sorry, stay me a while. Have you guys seen this kid oh oh i don't dude yeah do we need audio oh wait i'm okay hey all good all good all right i'll disconnect as you're connecting guys i'll say that i'm not even joking jake I worked for 20 minutes the other day trying to find this video again to show Catherine.

At least. It is so hard once you find a video to find it again unless you follow that person. TikTok search is pretty good. Instagram search, not so good. Yeah, so eventually I think I searched kid chores maybe? Sticks? Yeah, whatever it searched kid chores, maybe. Sticks?

Yeah, whatever it was. Yeah, something. This kid, unbelievable. I've watched this video 15 times. Okay, here we go. Yeah. You got a lot of work to do? Yeah.

I got water, grass, pick stuff up, pick sticks, chairs. All kinds of stuff up. What about the chickens? You going to feed them? Yeah. You do? What about the eggs? Yeah, I'm going to check them. I'm going to check the mail. My favorite part, yep. Well, I already checked the mail.

Okay. Any? Yeah, we did get a few things. Bills. Okay, I'm going to run over there and roll all the grass over there. I'll be in by time one. What time? One.

One? Well, it's like 540 right now. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I got to hurry and pick some sticks up and water the grass. All right. Love you. Love you. Bye.

Get out of there, baby. All right, here, pause it, but read some of these comments. It says, I watered grass and picked up sticks right back in 87. Stern but fair. I saw other people say, like, this guy fired me 15 years ago yeah yeah yeah pretty

sure he fired me back in 04 oh yeah that's what it was um any yeah the any is my favorite part like when he goes any yeah any gotta get the mail all right check the mail yeah well any the way you said that is just so you just know exactly who his dad is. You know what I mean? This guy is emulating his dad so much. Yeah, even just his reaction, like, just bills. All right. I figure I'll be in around one. Like, that's... 545.

That's just something he heard his dad say. Like, all of this is just so fun, man. Oh, my gosh. He's been a little down since his third divorce he'll get through it he always does this kid let me borrow his mower he's a good guy oh my gosh uh so i love that kid and then there's one other kid that i found uh this week on instagram i brought him up last night at pickleball you're like dude there's there's videos for everything. Um, this is a guy.

There's like an Irish kid that does the same thing or British or something. Dude. Yes. I love this. You know this guy. I love this guy. All right, timing you,

you should describe this guy. I can't believe you follow up to. Yeah. His name is light 4079. I, I don't know how to describe him. He just, he just has some unique interests.

I think his whole page is dedicated to like standing in front of businesses. I don't know how to describe him. He just has some unique interests. I think his whole page is dedicated to standing in front of businesses when they officially close for the night and they turn their lights off. All the ones I've seen have been that. He's just the cutest kid. Oh, the Topgolf one's great.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I'm here at my favorite place, Topgolf. And today, we're going to be watching the field lights turning off. He's got to wait. I'm just waiting for the lights to turn off. But anyway, let's watch them turn off. Oh, they turned off.

Okay. Make sure you like and follow. Goodbye. Have a good day oh my gosh the kid himself is amazing and so cute and i love the way he talks but there's something about like his parents are supporting this weird little hobby like they're going around i mean just the thumbnails dollar tree dillard's apple store Store, KFC. Yeah. Tropical Smoothie Cafe. Like, they are taking him everywhere to do this. It just being so nice. Yeah.

I just love thinking about, yeah, the... Think of something I've seen. I don't know. Chipotle. 7 million views. Let's check out the Chipotle one. Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to be watching

Chipotle's lights turning off. Great zoom. I'm excited for the lights to turn off, but anyway, let's watch the lights turn off. Lights are going to turn off, and eventually they'll turn off. Chipotle commented, that's cool. Oh, they turned off okay make sure you like and follow goodbye have a good day amazing it's great the first one i came across he was looking at the camera when they turned off and so his mom was like hey jackson they turned off jackson they turned off and like trying to get his attention and then he finally realizes like they turned off

and I wasn't looking so I love this guy so much yeah if you want to follow along light 4079 wow

Jack the Great Jack the Great that's amazing so yeah kids are fun man kids are that looked like something

Hattie would do like this is what kids should be doing on social media if they're going to be on it, I want to see them in front of Chipotle waiting for the lights to turn off. I got to go check on the mail.

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Use our promo code. It's American Me Delivered. Back to the episode. Oh, have you seen that other kid who's been on all these, the farmer kid? He's little Tommy Coop is what Rachel and I have been calling him. This kid knows every kind of tractor. Have you seen this? I feel like I maybe have.

I'll try to find it, can we can look at it later but oh yeah and he like he like goes to these trade shows he's like having like adult conversations yeah now it's 409 is that the one where the stick shift is on the in the center console or is that you know but he's eight years old or something probably so cute it's awesome talk about another guy that's just like around his dad a lot probably totally he's learning so much oh my gosh so fun i'll try to find it but um yeah what should i say little farmer boy sure dude it's great tiktok search is awesome um all right let's see if I can send this over so what you're gonna wanna do SMS text

yeah I have a big old farm display that I play with them on so every day you go out and move things around on it? yep what season are you in right now then with it? spring planting or in...

It's kind of like winter right now, getting close to planting season, selling crops right now, getting crops in, unloading, loading. Semi trucks moving, right? Yep. Yep. Planning already for spring planting, right? Yep. Yep.

Bringing fertilizer in? Yep. Bringing seed in? Yep. Yep yep yep would be a good year this year what do you think i don't know i don't know yet i think they're talking track big nice combine you got here there we go yep came out with a new afs 11 huh yeah how many how many bushels that green tank on it good question 56 567 bushel. You know how fast it is? How fast? 6 bushel per second. That's moving it. That's more than I could ever hit. That's more than I'd ever need. It's quick right so that big green tank in 100 seconds so it got to 100 we can have that unloaded.

That's that's pretty quick. That's pretty quick right get the semi truck back to work. How many row of corn heads? Is that 16? So 16 row 30 in. Yep. 40 feet wide. That's a big head. This is what, this needs a mother band to go right over there. It deserves a

mother band to go right over there. That's good. That's sad. So cute. That's awesome. That first whistle is so great. That's awesome. That first whistle is so great. That's so funny. Just the genre of kids acting kind of like adults is one of my favorites. That's fun. Just so fun.

Yeah, I don't know why. It's just the best. Love it. Man, little Tommy Coop. Little Tommy Coop. Oh, boy. what a good time uh you hear about the uh missing alligator in kc oh yeah at that elementary school or whatever i think so i think they found it finally yeah i don't know much more beyond that i think what did i hear yeah i think an elementary school was the one who found it but it was a small

alligator it was like maybe a baby or something like that. Yeah, it was like a two-foot-long alligator. So not anything crazy. Okay, Kansas City Star trying to make me pay for you. Get out of here. Oh, yeah, it escaped from – oh, no, it escaped during a visit to a middle school in Park Hill, Missouri on May 23rd.

It was found 10 days later. It had grown 18 feet. No. No, I'm just kidding. They feed that thing. Hey, two or three kids. Wow. We received an anonymous tip

that it was discovered to be outside of the school on the first day of summer school. AKA, this sub student was holding it for 10 days.

I was like, well, now that I'm back at home, I gotta take this thing. He was keeping it under the slide. Yeah. Had like a crew of kids

like, you know, we don't tell about the alligator, right? That's funny. Anonymous tip is so good. don't use my name but it's not an alligator one of our custodial staff at our school found the alligator outside the back door this morning it's alive and still has its mouth taped shut from when it went missing from the petting zoo interesting well

that's nice i i'm not nearly that afraid of an alligator with his mouth taped shut. Also, well, tape, though? How strong is that tape? Hostage tape? Well, you don't have to hold it for 10 days. Hostage tape is good. Yeah, I guess so. Or did they put it back on?

I don't think so. Yeah, so he didn't eat for 10 days? That's what I'm thinking. He's aggressive. Yeah, he's ready to go. I don't know. I would, you know me, I would just, it's a tiny alligator, so I wouldn't be that scared,

but imagine an alligator right now in this house. Yeah. A tiny alligator. Oh, that would freak you out. Like, what are you, we're in Kansas. It's like, what are you doing? Like, maybe, maybe if you're in Florida and you see a tiny alligator in your house,

you're like, we got to get that alligator out of here. I bet I can call somebody that knows how to get alligators out of my house. If I do it here, it's like, who do we call? Jesse Plattner is not very close. Dude, that's so funny. Jesse Plattner texted me while we were recording and said,

hey, listen to today's episode where you guys talk about how water works when there's no power. You ever come across any questions, feel free to call me. I can have an answer for just about anything. So we can ask them about alligators in Missouri. I think I'd like to grab it by the tail. You can't just throw it outside

because then it'll terrorize somebody else in the future. We live outside. Yeah, we live close to you outside. Yeah. So I think what I would try to do is throw them up high in the trees and get them kind of caught up there in the branches. And let the squirrels do the work.

Yeah. His mouth is taped shut. And I think it would take him a while to get down from the branches. He'd get caught up there. You know, he would just fall right away, you think. No, he'd get caught. He'd get caught, and then when someone does show up, they say, where's the alligator? He's about 25 feet up there.

You ready to climb in shoes, brother? Hope you got your bouldering chalk. Yeah, right. He's about 25 feet up there. You ready to climb in shoes, brother? Hope you got your bouldering chalk. Yeah, right. He's way up there. Going up. Belay on. He's in that oak. Yeah.

That's fun. Yeah, I just don't know. I don't know what I would think of if I saw this. Yeah, reptiles suck. Didn't we on the podcast one time, we tried to come up with a good reptile? The closest we got was turtles. Yeah, maybe so.

They just didn't really make any good ones. They never came out with a good one. Well, define good. the closest we got was turtles yeah they just didn't really make any good ones they just they never came out with a good one well define good i i fund a pet look at ever want to be around ever yeah but they're kind of cool alligators are cool they're cool in like a prehistoric watch from watch a documentary of maybe right like i don't know I don't want to be around them. Same with bears though. Bears are awesome, but I don't want to get too close to a bear, you know? Yeah, it's about fur.

It's just more inviting. It's just, I don't know. That's fair. Like scales. Yeah, you don't want to, you don't, even if that thing were sedated, you don't want to touch that gator. That's a great point.

A sedated bear, I will fall asleep. Depending on how long we tranked him for. I would. Oh, yeah. I'd just make sure I trank him again if we need to. I would set an alarm. Trank bear. He'd go right back to sleep. He just goes nuts.

Should we do some s'mores? Oh, baby, we should. Timon when you got your list ready i'll be fine i'll figure it out i'll be just fine you heard me in the intro i'll be just fine on the fly i also don't have a list that this was my idea and i thought in my i have a list in my head great i'm ready i'm ready to rock um so yeah it was... I just had the idea of iconic duos this week. Yep. Whatever that means to you. Great.

So could be real, could be fake. Fictional, I guess you call them. They're your duos. They're your duos. They're your duos. Okay, my dad won the last Schmoors. Just kind of like timing, you know, adjacent.

Jake and I did not win, so therefore... Well, then again, you're his offspring. That's true. And I won the one before that. Yeah. Okay, Jake, you choose. Me, Brad, Tymon is the order. All right.

How'd that kid do it? The first one was a whistle, and the second one was... Six grains at a time? Yeah. Six bushel head? I don't know why I chose me first. I don even know all right glad you did brother idiot i'm gonna go with uh ketchup mustard okay yeah yeah yeah really yeah like it was like oh of course Really? Or are you thinking only humans? You didn't go into animal objects for years?

Only sentient beings. Okay. Ketchup and mustard. Ketchup and mustard. Yeah? Number one pick. You a big mustard guy? I actually really do like mustard.

Do you? When I was slinging meat back in the day, oh, yeah. Yeah. Hamburgers, hot dogs, corn dogs, just about any cow meat, I would please like

ketchup and mustard on it. Yeah. I didn't discover mustard until college, maybe. Really? Yeah, I might not discover. I knew what it was, but didn't know that I liked it. Didn't indulge. Oh, my gosh.

This stuff is great. It adds a new flavor to the whole thing. Yeah. Every once in a while, I'd be like, this burger's good. I wonder why I like it a little bit more. Oh, it's because there's mustard on there. Locally sourced mustard, probably. Locally sourced. That's

probably the difference. All right, my first pick is going to be... No, I'm going to save that one because Tymon's not going to pick that one. Will you, Tymon? Maybe. Will you? Okay, I'll do for my first pick, Batman and Robin. Oh, forgot about them.

Batman. Should have probably had them on my list robin nice i mean they're just like like people get like iconic duos get compared to like he's the batman he's the robin kind of thing like it's pretty common he's he's yeah they're already comparing them because they're so iconic yeah and it's fun i mean is that one of the only superheroes that has like a sidekick that we know? Superman solo, Spider-Man solo. Yeah. I don't know.

No, let's not, let's not do that. Let's not get into cartoons. Let's not talk. Let's not talk superhero talk. I think we'll just embarrass ourselves. But I think what's the Avengers.

Is that like a, there's our sidekicks. I'm trying to think planet of the apes. How do they do it? Planet of the apes. So it's, um, Shibu.

What's the name of the head ape? It's Shibu. Shibu and... Nanabu? Bananum. Bananum. Coconut. Coconut's a kid.

Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, Bobby Roberts, great pick. Thank you. All right. Time to get two.

I'm going to start with Timon and Pumbaa. Oh. Timon and Pumbaa. Hard to beat them. And I'm biased because it's kind of my name. Sure. And then I'm going to say, I know you guys, you aren't Lord of the Rings people,

but Frodo and Sam from Lord of the Rings. Oh, sure. Special place in my heart. Stole mine. Who is that? Sean Astin? Yes. Sean Astin and then Elijah Wood. Okay. Thank you. Who's Orlando Bloom? Legolas. Leg Yes. Sean Astin. And then light Elijah wood. Okay. Yeah. Thank you.

They who's Orlando bloom. Legolas. Legolas. Yeah. There we go. I don't know. I've never seen it. You guys should watch it at some point. I think there's things where I think they're worth watching.

I'm not opposed, but it's like, also, you're going to have to kind of force me, you know? No. Yeah. It is quite a commitment.

I think you have to spoon feed it to me. I'm going to be able to be on a long flight and that's going to need to be the only thing i've downloaded i need a very infectious personality yeah who is super excited to watch it with me not somebody's like i mean we can watch if you want to it's like dude we have to watch tonight's the night i'm i'm doing we're doing ice cream yeah you know every hour new dessert like great like hype me up for this thing and i'm in and later we're going to archery training so that you can have fun. What's that called?

Go to the shooting range. The archery range. Bows and arrows only. Yeah. I knew that wouldn't be quite as with you guys, but I think there's enough people, and they're a good enough duo. We have enough dorks listening to this podcast.

Oh, speaking of not dorks. I know you're going to pick, and I should have picked it first. It's Jordan and Pippen. Yep. Yeah, it's the greatest duo of all sports. Actually, not the basketball combo I was going to pick. You should have picked it. You should have picked it.

No, I understand. I know where you're going. Now that you say that, I'm like, oh, yeah, you're right. I didn't even think about that. Because there's a second level to the Jordan and Pippen thing, who was my favorite maybe growing up. But Jordan and Pippen, six titles, six appearances. Amazing.

Not bad. And to people that are like, well, Michael Jordan's just the best, he didn't ever win a championship until he got his iconic duo, Scotty Pippen. His iconic duo. Yeah. All right. I am going to go with, let's go Mario and Luigi.

Ooh. Classics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to try to have one of every genre. So we got food, cartoon, now we're going real life. What are the four genres? Well, it's food, cartoon, real life, going real life. What are the four genres?

It's food, cartoon, real life. And then I'll tell you the fourth one. The fourth one is going to lose me the vote. So I'm not worried about you choosing it. Third one, Kobe and Shaq. Yeah. I almost went without the very first pick. I love Kobe.

Love Shaq. In memes, highlight reels of Kobe and Shaq get used all the time to embody two people working together really well. I can't think of an example right away, but the alley, you, the alley, you mean, yes, that one, when Shaq's reaction, are you running down the court? Oh yeah. I remember watching that game. So iconic people just, it's a great like meme format. Like you caption it like, you know, Travis Kelsey and my home is on the same team and then you show a kobe and shack highlight reel or you show like um i don't know like when you know donald trump gets a new spray tan machine you know and then you show a meme of kobe

and jack or whatever fill in the blank i can't think of anything but those are my two kobe jack and marion luigi all right i'm going with the original iconic duo literally guy named adam woman named eve heard of him that's good never met him they they did some things for this world i'll say that yeah you were uh you're related to him are you uh yeah maybe yeah yeah maybe could be you i my dad said we were but it's one of those things like he also says we're polish i don't know i never got 23 and me oh they're polish no well that's why i don't know what my dad well if you're related to him where's the fertile crescent that's poland okay i thought so it's between warsaw no no that's sweden okay yeah the fertile swedes fertile birth rates just doing just fine there the original

original iconic duo i'm trying to think of thank you trying something i might go ah i'm trying to decide between sticking with like characters the whole time or something else but i think i'm gonna say go for the four genres. I'm going to go for this one. Yeah, I ate this one. I believe in Chick-fil-A fries and Chick-fil-A sauce. Oh, that's a good combo. Very good duo. I wish I would have thought of doing a condiment. Oh, wait.

No, that's good. CFA fries slash sauce. Okay. All right. That is a very good duo. Dang, that sounds nice right now. Good for you, Tymon. Thanks. And then for the last one, I'm going to go Woody and Buzz. Nice.

Good answer. I forgot to write that one down. They had their ups and downs, but they stuck together. Like any good duo. You are a toy. Yeah, totally. They have adversity and they overcome it. You are a toy.

Yeah, absolutely. Watch Toy Story 2 Friday with the kids. Do you think that's the best one? yeah yeah totally they have adversity they overcome it yeah absolutely watch toy story two today or the uh friday with uh the kids do you think that's the best one i've heard people say it's the best one i don't know i i haven't really ever seen four i've kind of like half watched four same i haven't really like fully seen is that the one with forky or spoony what is it forky forky that's so. That's so stupid. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah, probably Toy Story 2 is my favorite. Cool. Toy Story 3 is all right.

Toy Story 1 is, I don't know. I love Toy Story 3. I love the third one. Really? Yeah. Toy Story 3 was the one that you get really sad on. Yeah. Prison Break, right? Yeah, Prison Break.

Yeah. And it's such a good Prison Break. My favorite, the first time I watched that laughing hard when he just goes, Hey, big baby. Remember that big, like huge. But dude, the villain, that's so good. And then like the scary monkey is a nice touch. Oh, that's scary.

Yeah. All right. My last pick. I'm going for the four categories. We got mine. No, no, no, no, no. You already chose food. Mine's food.

I know. i realize i should have gone food if i've got a food one left and if i get this food one i'm winning the whole there's no way you were gonna say peanut butter jelly we're fine we're fine that's a really good pick peanut butter i didn't even think of that but we're fine i got this in the bag i thought of no jelly and i don't like it very much so i didn't pick what he's true he's honest what kind of what kind of jelly i just don't like i don't like peanut butter oh really very much i like it very much so i didn't pick what he's true he's honest what kind of what kind of jelly i just don't like i don't like peanut butter oh really very much i like it in some stuff move to europe get out of my country peanut butter is unbelievable dude you really don't hear of people not liking peanut butter unless you have a peanut allergy which that's fair

but that's okay he's homeschooled so it's like peanut butter allergy adjacent. It's good in several things, but not PB&J for me. I'll move to Europe. Yeah, move to Europe. I'll get my passport. Oh, peanut butter and jelly. All right. You have a food one? Chips and salsa.

Oh, that's better than that. That's good. Got that with the last pick. Chips and salsa. Okay. What kind of chips are we talking? Real salty, real firm, but real thin. Oh yeah. Those are pretty nice. Those like Mexican, like, like authentic Mexican restaurants. Yeah. It's

like you're, you have a Mexican place in mind and you can't really remember what the name of the restaurant's called. You just know they have good chips there. That place on the corner. That place by the quick trip. Yep. It's either Miranchito or Chapala. I can't remember, but it's really good. I can't remember, but it's really good. I can't remember if it is Jose Peppers or we said it reminded us of Jose Peppers, but that's, I don't, I know which intersection it's at. Wow. Okay. So let me read these back. Uh, we got Jake saying ketchup and mustard, Mario and Luigi, Kobe and Shaq, chips and salsa. Brad saying Batman and Robin, Jordan and Pippin, Adam and Eve, peanut butter and jelly. Timon saying Timon and Pumbaa,

Frodo and Sam, Chick-fil-A fries slash Chick-fil-A sauce, Woody and Buzz. This could be a really close one. I think so too. It seems like, it seems, yeah, I don't know who people are going to choose. I hope Gossy's like Lord of the Rings.

Really banking on that. Yeah. I mean, most people do like it is very popular and very yeah you're not doing like two pretty well love spy kids characters i think lord of the rings is pretty safe pretty popular yeah marvin harry well that's good yeah what are some relevant mentions i i didn't have a list um salt and pepper i i almost went my first pick salt pepper and then i just didn't pick them at all i was like that's pretty good but i don't know um the very first one i wrote down when you texted iconic duos and clearly not a good pick but i wrote sigfried and roy the first thing i thought of hey i mean hey white

tigers talked about last episode duo i mean they were they were around each other forever as far as vegas-based uh zoo magicians the only ones you think of. Simon and Garfunkel. There you go. Penn and Teller. Penn and Teller. Mahomes and Kelsey? I mean, ooh, Steve Young, Jerry Rice, maybe. Football duos are harder to come by

compared to basketball duos. Yeah. I read out Stockton Malone. That's another great one. It's just such like a team sport. Basketball obviously is too, but like football, you can't just win with two people. Yeah.

You can be the faces of franchises, I guess. I wrote Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Okay. I think I've just been seeing a lot of previews for Bad Boys 4 or whatever. Or what about Will Smith and Jazzy Jeff back in the day? Oh, sure. Yeah. Or I thought about The Rock and Kevin Hart.

Oh, that's a good one. I feel like they're kind of a newer duo. Mary and Joseph, you're going to go biblical again. Ever heard of them? Yeah. They did all right in life. rock and kevin hart oh that's a good one i feel like they're kind of a newer duo mary and joseph you're gonna go biblical ever heard of them yeah they did all right in life um moses and his staff uh bonnie and clyde yeah as far as kremles go but harry and lloyd oh that's great i'm a dumber i put chris kyle on a sniper rifle i don't know why that came to mind it was right after jordan and pippen i should have have thought of Andy and Barney. Ooh. That's nice.

My dad will love that pick. Oh, that's such a good duo. Lucy and Ethel. I love Lucy. I put Michael and Dwight. That's good. Oh, I love Andy and Barney. I should have said that. Oh, whatever. Dang. I put peas comma pod. Okay. I don't know how to group them, but two peas in a pod. I mean, that's a duo right there.

Is a pod. Well, two to group them, but two peas in a pod. I mean, that's a duo right there. Is a pod. Well, two peas. It's the two peas within a pod. That's the duo. P and P. P and P. Yeah. Yeah.

One pea, two pea. Two peas in the pod. Tom and Jerry. Yeah. Scooby and Shaggy. Yeah. SpongeBob and Patrick. Okay.

Shifted gears a little bit. Mary Kay and Ashley. Oh, yeah. Tia and Tamara. Remember them? Oh, yeah. Dude. I loved smart guy remember smart guy too smart guy that was their little brother oh really dude that one you would

love that one yeah i didn't know about that taj maury i think his name yeah t sister sister so good last one on my list burger and fries burger and fries again dang a lot of duos out there it's fun to think of. Thanks. I don't even remember how it came up in my head, but I was like, that's easy.

Let me figure that out. And then, of course, it never, you know, went through my head again. Hey, no worries, brother. Abbott and Costello, did we say that? Oh, no, that's good, though.

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members out of Brookridge for Mood Swings Golf content. They have great food here. They got a swimming pool. Let's go get some lunch after church. And this is a private country club with a pool. I would assume financially they're doing all right they must not be because they can't afford spotify premium out at the pool we've got just the radio

and i would listen to the radio like that you know just probably two hours straight listening to the radio and oh boy it was a treat 95.7 the vibe i think it was a serious xm radio because i didn't hear many commercials but you do hear like a radio disc jockey okay just talking by himself between every song and it was one of those things like i can either be annoyed by this or i can just love this dude and i chose to love this dude yeah because i i'm guessing the typical guy working as a radio disc jockey is probably like kind of a wannabe podcaster and this is like because this guy is like trying to be funny but he has no co-host so he's just talking

to the void you know it was just a weird way to hear someone talk and he was just like he would try to have some like observation about every single song that just played and it was just kind of funny just like trying to think of a song that's out right now oh you know taylor swift and post-blood fortnight that's a funny song fortnight you know good for taylor swift maybe we can all start using the

word fortnight a little more what do you say guys what if we all started doing it you know like hey i can come over when i don't know probably a fortnight. So let's just try to get that going. You know, just like there's no there's no laughter. There's nothing. It's just his own thoughts and it sounds like it almost sounds like he never intended anyone to hear him. It was like, oh, I don't know you were filming that way. Whoa. Yeah, that's not going on the air, right?

It's not going on messing around here. So yeah, he would have something to say every single song and it just always went on for way too long. It's like, dude, just play the next one. Sabrina Carpenter, Espresso is next. Funny thing about Espresso. I used to think it was called Expresso.

Now I learned, and I guess Sabrina's listening, you know, drinking it a lot. I'll have to DM her. I'll have to DM her and ask her how much Espresso she's having. She takes a while to get back to me. It usually takes about a fortnight. Next up, commercial-free radio. The Pulse. Serious Exit.

I like the idea of it actually just being like one of the kids working as a lifeguard, and he's got a wireless mic over there. No running at the Pulse. That was Taylor Swift. I don't know. Next up, we've got Vincent Boone. His favorite, Slow It Down.

Hey, walk. Walk. Walk, please. You guys are going to... He needs to slow it down. Am I right? Anyway, Brick Ridge Country Club Series XM, The Pulse. No splashing. No splashing. He's just over there. Play the next song. Play the next song. now we are ready for the next song i did the intro in between the intro i've done everything i can all right my shift's over in five minutes

someone come get me yes the ic machine's down it's down but it was just fine it was refreshing it was like going back in time just listen to the radio dj just tried his best oh yeah give him a co-host poor guy yeah every once in a, like I forget my phone at home or something. I just listen to the radio and it's awesome. Yeah. It's like it's it's one of those things where I should do it more. It's just first of all, I learned things that I don't know what's going on or I don't know what songs are around.

Like, OK, so this is what is getting fed up. Yeah. Sports talk radio is awesome. It's a little different beast. But can you think of anything you've learned recently from listening to the radio no because i haven't listened to it super recently i'm trying to i feel like christmas time i am a radio guy christmas radio stations yeah give me some of those you know john tash is no do you know who tate mcrae is. Do you know who Banks Peck

is? I was like just saying random people that we know. Who's John? He was just a radio host. He's also a musician I think. Do you know the song? Well, you know the song Christmas Shoes. Heart of a Champion? Yeah.

So that song was like the NBA and NBC song? Yeah. And he wrote that song Round Ball Rock, which is that song. Oh, that's the original? Round Ball Rock. That's fun. You should watch the video of him going crazy to the orchestration of it. Anyway, he was the radio host for the Christmas station back in the day. I think it was like a nationally syndicated thing.

But anyway, John Tesh. Hey. Who's Tate McCreary? Scotty McCreary's sister. No, Tate McCreary. She's like a pop artist. I was like, oh, Brad's not going to know her probably. No, dude.

Didn't know any. Well, I knew Taylor Swift, obviously. Didn't know who you said next. Vincent Boone? Oh, no, I don't know him. Oh, okay. Who else did they say? Sabrina Carpenter?

Yeah, never. Okay, okay. Who else? Can we quiz Brad on timing? Oh, goodness. Vincent don't know him. Oh, okay. Who else did they say? Sabrina Carpenter? Yeah, never. Okay, okay. Who else? Can we quiz Brad on timing? Oh, goodness. Vince and Boone's the... Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

That's all I know. And he's opening for Taylor on some of her year updates. I would have loved to have seen that. Oh, bummer. I know. It would have been bad mix, though. It would have been... It would have been too loud.

Who knows? I'm trying to think of others that are like... Yeah, just like slightly smaller than like huge yeah sorry while you're okay this song right here we talked about this last night at pickleball and okay it threw me for a loop okay do you know the song no no how do i frame this in a way that doesn't just like give me confirmation bias towards time like i don't want him to be like oh yeah of course or no way this song is titled beautiful now by i think zed i don't know who's doing the vocals i'm sure i think he's just the dj okay is that ringing any bells no no it wouldn't ring bells for me either okay here we go ready it goes like this you're beautiful beautiful yeah at first it sounded

exactly like this old uh intro music that i used when i was on a youtube channel when i was like 12 years old well hey but it's not that because then it changed a little bit and i don't know if i know it well i know if I know it. It was played from Gunner's little Bluetooth speaker last night. His little poop emoji Bluetooth speaker. I was like, oh yeah, this song is really popular on reels. Joking though, I was like, anybody ever seen a reel with this song

on there? Thinking I was like, everyone's seen a million reels with this on it and no one else knew a single reel. I was like, it's probably like woodworking reels, this on it. And no one else knew a single reel. And I was like, they're like, oh, it's probably like woodworking reels, right? I was like, no, you jerks. Brad's the one making reels with this. This is pretty popular to use, right, in reels?

Have you guys seen it? Yeah. And everyone's like, no. Jake's like, I remember I really liked this song when it came out in 2014 or something like that. Yeah, I used to love this song. And then everyone else was like, oh, I've never heard it before i was like oh brad and i are both getting no confirmation here for me here you guys about i feel like i wish i had heard it but i don't i wish i had heard it maybe any minutes laugh if there was some way i feel like

it's like to hear how it actually like maybe i'm not quite picking up on yeah yeah yeah because the way i'm saying it makes it sound like techno-y's not that, um, but man, it's like, I feel like a lot of the reels I'm seeing are like families that are like on this adventure of like, if you had told me life was going to look like this, I would have said you were crazy. It was like beautiful, beautiful. And it's like them, like, yeah. And bitch ring in their RV and all this, I don't know, like back and forth. I can picture exactly what you're saying. And I was like, oh yeah, I love this song in 2015. And so we're like, well, I don't know if both these things can be true.

Can it have been this old, but also, and all these reels and turns out they're both correct. It came out 2015. Looked up on reels. There are 4 million reels right now using this audio. John Bellion is the vocalist. You know him, don't you? No. You know John Bellion? No. I. You know him, don't you? No. You know John Bellion?

No. I feel like you would like him. It's crazy how somebody can be such a big deal in one aspect of the world and time, and other people don't know who he is at all. I just thought you would like him because I think he has a lot of musicians' respect, almost like a...

Who's your guy that you really like? Oh, Jacob Collier? Yes, I like that. He has a similar amount of respect. He's like a composer. Or like John Batiste or something like that. See, I don't know him. Okay.

Here's the song. I'm going to play it off the microphone. See if you can hear it. But anyway, yeah, we're always giving Brad a hard time. It's like it's only woodworking reels. I think this literally is my old. This is the time of old intro. 2015 remake it videos.

That sounds like it might be. I mean, it's the exact same chord progression in notes. So maybe they ripped it off, but that's funny. Huh. Huh. Hey. Huh. Anyway, it just messed me up.

I lost like eight points in a row after that. I was like, I promise, guys. They're all just making fun of me. Fun times last night, though. We got a good crew. Peter, Gunnar, Harrison, me and Brad, and then Nathaniel Glidewell, the guy we met in Gulf Shores on the trip,

just moved to Kansas City. Now he's pickling with us. Yeah, it was really fun. It was awesome. I saw him at the gym earlier that day. Oh, yeah. Didn't even know he had moved to Kansas City yet. It was a surreal time.

He was just like, I just met him. I locked eyes with him from across the room. I was like, what in the, what the heck, what are you doing here, man? Yeah. That had to be so confusing. Like no shot of me seeing glide in the gym right now. And he looked a little different, like his hair is a little longer, a little longer. I think so. I was like, yeah, that's you though. I know it was wild. I was like, I didn't even know you were here. He like yeah we're playing pickleball tonight i was like what cool awesome i didn't know that's great um it's just fun i love when people move to kin city hope i know no more people do it yeah that's the best

and we got basketball season coming up yes i think we've talked about this i don't know if we have but i don't know if we have yeah we signed up for basketball league finally oh it's speaking basketball who'd you see at the pickleball courts last night? Oh, Frank. Yeah, Whitfield Academy's star center. Whitfield Academy, if you don't remember, is the school that we scrimmaged, Jake and I. C-Stone.

C-Stone. Yeah, C-Stone and I. We ended up losing to them? I can't remember. Yeah, we might have. But yeah, the team we scrimmaged against, the guy that Brad guarded for an hour and a half was on the court next to us at pickleball last night.

And it was so fun. He's like, Frank? He turned around to me. He's like, I thought I recognized that voice. I was like, yeah, probably because we're just talking the entire time we play basketball. And then Peter was like, how do you guys know that guy? I was like, this is actually pretty tough to explain. But we were scrimmaging these high school boys, and Brad and him developed quite the rapport.

He was just a fun kid, man. He was one of the only ones that would joke around with us, too. So he's like a good kid. Right. It was fun. Should we end with our win of the week, comment of the week? Yeah, let's end with those things, Jake. Yeah, let's do that. My win of the week is that I helped emotionally,

really only emotionally, helped Hattie lose her second front teeth. Oh, talk about it. She no longer has any teeth. She is that girl, and it is awesome. It is so cute and so crazy. She has all the lisps in the world. I mean, did I talk

about the first one that we, that I helped her pull? I can't remember. I don't remember either. Uh, I mean, it was one of those things where it was like the other one was literally like pushing it out. Like the baby was forcing it out. Yeah. And it was like, like Catherine, I got home, I think it was, I got home from Gulf shores and Catherine's like, you have to you have to pull that tooth like it's it's looking unhealthy it's got like it's kind of gray looking like you gotta get that thing out and so of course she didn't want me to do it and so I just kind of like helped her do it and she did it and she was crying whatever blah blah and this one same way by pull it you just like Kleenex in your thumb I was gonna do I was gonna do like this floss trick where you kind of like wrap it around the root and then just

like yank it and just zoom takes it off. Yeah. I mean, but I, I would have done whatever part of me, this is what I'm always tempted to do Jake in, in parenting. And I don't ever think it's a, I don't think it's a good idea. So don't listen to me, but like, like, like with this tooth thing, like what would happen if i just yanked it like so like sneak attack basically just surprised her like she's like having this like moment of just like i can't do it this hurts i'm scared blah blah blah and if i'm just like hey hattie and i just do it really quick we're done we're done and that scared you a little bit but now we're done yeah but then what if that? And then all of a sudden she starts screaming.

Ah, I actually punch her in the face or something. So anyway, there wasn't anything too crazy about it. She was just really proud of the fact that it came out. And actually I was not in the room. Catherine was the one like that actually like eventually got it out with her. But I knew that was out. And I love like being the innocent, ignorant dad. Come in and be like,

okay, Hattie, we got to get this tooth out right now. Let's go. We're doing it. I don't care what you say. All these different things. And she just goes, dad, I lost it. And I was like, no, you didn't.

I can't believe that. No way. That's it right there? That's, oh my gosh. It was just in your mouth. Yes. You did it already? I was going to have to bring the pliers out. You know, like whatever. All these different things. Get the bones, the jaws of life out of here. So that's kind of my favorite

bit with them is just pretending like I don't understand what's going on. Dude, I can't wait to do bits with my kids. Oh, that's going to be great. I am never going to turn it off. They will never take me seriously it's true i i can't wait yeah it's so fun uh that's great that was your there's your win my win my win of the week is gonna be uh rachel coop triplet just just loving her lately

just okay more obsessed with her every day every even when I think back to like when we first met or like even when we first got married, I'm like, she is so much just even cooler now. And I just, yeah, it's, and I think getting into business together, it's kind of fun. And so, yeah, she's just been awesome lately. And we, one of the things we did around our one year anniversary is we took a walk and we wrote down all of our favorite memories from our first year of marriage and we're going to try to do that every single year like right now just like inside jokes or just favorite stories and just like stuff and so it's just fun just laughing all this

dumb stuff we've done or even just like the memories just like we packed quite a bit in this year thinking through like yeah oh yeah we had a terrible honeymoon but then australia was awesome and portugal was technically in the first year and different stuff like that. So that was really fun. And then also that same night, just a bonus win was Rachel played catch with me with a football in the yard. I was like, this is the best

night ever. I saw that we were eating dinner and I told gather was like, I wish my wife would play catch with me in the yard. I didn't say that exactly. It was sunset. It was perfect outside. This is awesome. And we were running routes for each other. I told her, I was like, so like backyard football days,

it's like the quarterback will like draw a route on the football. I was like, so I want you to draw the route. You want me to run on the football? And I was so fun. I was like, this is the best night ever. Yeah, dude. Rachel Koop triplet. Tymon, you got a win?

Yes, I do. Last night, I hung out with with friends recorded backseat boys and stuff how many clips we get uh good question i think it's a lot of like just getting quite a few done and then we'll narrow them down we'll see uh because some it's just like a lot of the time we just have the prompter idea then just like start see where it goes yeah maybe refine it from there but um yeah that was a ton of fun fun. And it was at my friend Oliver's house and he has a lake. So right after we're done, we just all swam. It was like in the dark.

It was so fun. That's wow. That sounds great. Yeah. Primal life. It's fun. Summertime. Go with history.

Not, not officially. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Not summer yet. Not summer yet. We got history. Let's keep asking them every week.

History? How's it going? What's up, T? All right. Comment of the week. I got one from Samuel Sin. I think this is really funny. He just said in the Facebook group, hear me out. Steve wasn't doing a bit, but the backlash was too great, so they had to cover it up.

I love that. It's like a conspiracy on top of a conspiracy. We're like doing PR. Like, you know, we got to recover our brand here. Right. We did post the original unedited clip on our Patreon. Yeah. Which Tymon was able to close my dad's mouth

and make it look like he wasn't saying anything. I was really impressed by Tymon. Yeah, AI is awesome. Yeah. Fun comment. Thank you, Samuelson. I would put him in a similar category of commenter. My comment of the week just goes to Cody Davis in general.

Oh, good dude is tossing out comments and good comments. I mean, it's like crazy attention to detail of little stuff or just like the thoroughness of like, all right, here's six thoughts from this episode. Yeah.

And they're all over the place and they're, yeah, just very thorough. So shout out Cody Davis, man. Yeah. He's his finest. He does usually a five prong approach. Yeah. And they're all over the place and they're, yeah, just very thorough. So shout out Cody Davis, man. Yeah. He's his finest. He does usually a five prong approach.

Yeah. For like, gives us a five pointed thing and often very early on in the episode too. Yeah. It's like 1am and he's already thought out all these things about the podcast. So yeah.

Shout out to Cody Davis. You're in for a treat when you see the green profile picture. It's, you know, you know, it's great. Yeah.

Right. And for a treat. It's awesome. Oh, Cody. All right. Cool. treat when you see the the green profile picture it's you know you know it's great yeah right and for a treat it's awesome oh cody all right cool that's an episode that's an episode baby thanks for listening uh holler if you want to be a bondi bowls manager yeah still looking for one we love your your help potentially anything else else? Nope. That's it, man. Check out Patreon. Check out our sponsors. Check out the sponsors, yeah. And we will see you guys next Monday. Okay. Love you guys. Thank you.

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