Ghostrunners - 343 - Unsolicited Advice
Episode Date: June 26, 2024We talk about the best strategy to spend 24 hours in a Mcdonald's, play some Family Feud, and laugh so hard during one of the ad reads. Brad has an update from neighbor Henry and Jake raps a cappella ...to an old Weird Al song unfortunately. Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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I was on a phone call this week with a company who was interested in sponsoring mood swings.
Okay.
And talking to them, and I got the vibe pretty early on that this guy was not a golfer,
but I really got the vibe he wasn't a golfer when he was talking to me about their product,
and their product kind of helps with anxiety, helps calm people down in the food and beverage
industry. And he's like, you know, the reason we want to work with golfers is we,
we talked to a lot of golfers and they're always telling us like,
I love taking your guys's stuff because it just calms me down when I'm like
standing over the ball,
like about to hit a hole in one or like even do I kid you not?
He goes,
even like it can call me down.
Even if you're about to hit a hole in two,
like those things,
like they,
those nerves,
I go away.
And I was like,
yeah,
for sure.
A hundred percent about to hit what? Like and i was like yeah for sure 100 about to
hit what like you're like guys i'm about to hit a hole in one here but i'm nervous
anybody have anything for me right here brother
all right guys so it's got to be a hole in one i'm just nervous about gosh if uh my my knees are
so shaky because of the hole in one, it's
because you're about to hit a hole in one brother.
I would be too.
So funny.
Like, yeah, he thinks these are like three pointers or something like you just do these
like, yeah, I mean, it happens a handful of times right around.
Ah, man.
Hole in two is great.
Yeah.
Hole two is funny.
And it's how'd you do on nine hole in two.
Good job.
Wow. Yeah. Is it a part three do on nine? Hole-in-two. Good job. Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Is it a par three or par five?
Those are very different scores.
A hole-in-two is so funny.
Yeah, he just made up a golf term.
Talking to a golfer.
That's a bold move.
I would be so nervous to talk to someone about a sport if I didn't know about it,
but I wouldn't make up my own terms.
Right.
That would be very nerve-wracking.
So do you think when Rory missed all those putts, they were like,
oh, man, he's got like a hole in eight on this one or like he's on a phone call with like a basketball influencer like so i mean our
stuff can really help and like just calm you down if you're about to do your um donkey downs
yeah the one the through the cylinders uh forceful cylinders? Forceful tosses.
Yeah, we liked Sunday swagger, but we really missed bad hole in four.
Uh-oh, ooh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down
with some random thoughts and white meat too.
Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat.
So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead, get on your feet, cause it's the Ghost
Brothers Podcast.
Everybody
morning, we're taking ground.
Ghost Brothers Podcast.
Ghost Brothers Podcast.
Once again, we are sad
to come to you without our friend
Tymon. Tymon, interject
here if you'd like. Say whatever
you want to say real quick. I just want to thank all the
ghosties for their support. Thanks, buddy. That's enough.
That's enough, yeah. Make sure it wasn't more than
nine seconds.
Valuable airtime. Please cut yourself off
now.
Just in case people wanted to use the 15 second marker.
Like, just fast forward. Fast forward through
Tymon's part. Yeah, we obviously missed Tymon.
I'm used to seeing time and all the time.
And now I don't have my bud,
my bud,
my bud.
Uh,
I will say some people made some comments about how small he looked next to
Derek.
Immediately.
Those comments came in.
I was like,
what?
And once they pointed it out,
I was like,
I see it.
I see it.
I meant to send those to Derek to make sure he saw it.
Like Derek looks like a bodybuilder.
Yeah. I am curious what people's impressions of,
like, in their head beforehand were of Derek.
Because remember how Mr. James was a black man
or an Indian man or something?
What was Derek to people?
Everyone was just shocked,
but I don't know if many people specified
why they were shocked.
Like, that's Derek?
Yeah.
Wow, that's not what I thought he would look like.
Well, I wonder if they don't specify is because they had a lower expectation you know what I mean
he'd be normal that's Derek he like dresses like he has shorts on uh-huh in the summer well why
are you so scared to put him on camera he looks fine right yeah maybe that's it like don't put
this guy on camera yeah uh but yeah appreciate all the love and the comments.
And it's so fun bringing people onto the podcast
because I know you guys will be supportive and nice to them.
It'd be a little different story if this was bringing them on to,
I don't know.
Even sometimes the pickleball content,
the long form stuff, you were like,
why did they get guys who just started playing pickleball on here?
It's like, you know what?
I've been playing for four years.
I'm trying my best.
So cool. The more viral something goes goes the more mean it's gonna get and
yeah because they don't know you yes yeah they have no association to you and like you're kind
of up for judgment when you're playing a sport for 15 minutes it kind of gives people totally
the freedom to say whatever they want yeah but um i enjoyed the uh friday pickleball video of the 50 women or uh
senior women yeah yeah they're awesome they knew the assignment they got it they were great just
trash talking from the first point yeah they were i've known them for a while and um yeah one of
them i this is when i was pretty into pickleball 2020. And a guy that I only knew from pickleball,
like, you know, I'd see him once a month in pickleball,
invited me to his birthday party.
Okay.
So I was like, okay, I didn't realize we were that close.
But I also thought it was like, well,
maybe he doesn't have that many friends.
And so I'm going to go then.
I'm going to support him.
He wants me there, I'll go.
And one of those women, Christy, was also there.
So like, I barely know her,
but we had played apples to apples together
like three and a half years ago or something. So it's a fun party but she's great she like uses friday paddles in like
five-o tournaments and like she she loves the stuff and that's all she teaches and gives them
to everyone so yeah she's great they were awesome videos doing well two out of ten is it one out of
ten is the first one yeah the one that's like 200 000 views now yeah just nothing like it i didn't
know that was possible with 4 000 subscribers are you monetizing that one yes we got monetized at
50 000 views okay so it came at a good time would have been better at the beginning but
better nothing great way better nothing that's awesome uh yeah i watched that video and i kept
thinking to myself like why are they losing to them like like like just turn it on and just smack
it at them or something like it was it was
one of those things where it was like really hard to like watch it and not it was one of those times
where i was like i could beat these women yeah they're playing so bad yeah yeah it was truly i
mean i kind of mentioned the video i was like these women play every day i i've been in portugal
like i just haven't played in three weeks and you could see the video like yeah we needed about 10
minutes to figure out how to play again right and then we were fine get the touchdown yeah everything else turned it on
um yeah thanks for watching sherman sherman try sherman texas that's that's where i watched it
oh fun trying to spitting trying to be a supportive friend to you yeah appreciate your
content as much as i can thank you so um click this link real quick. Click me, Jake. I just texted
it to you. This guy tweeted the other
day. Whoa, this is
fun. I finished in last place at fantasy football
and tomorrow I have to do my punishment. I have to
sit on a McDonald's?
In? Surely.
Surely, right? Sure. Well, Joe?
Okay. If it's on,
I have different opinions. Tough punishment. I have to sit in a
McDonald's for 24 hours unless I can eat my way out of it here's the key i was given by a league mate maybe it is
british guy sit on a mcdonald's anyway league mate for what i can eat to shorten my time
and it's this thing and it's like if you eat this then you no longer have to be there for 24 hours
you have to be there for you know 23 and a half like eating egg mcmuffin 30 minutes off bacon
egg and cheese biscuit, 45 minutes.
I'm going to tell you right now, after reading this list,
I would be there for less than an hour.
I could dominate this thing, dude.
Like I was looking at this, I was like, easy.
I would just eat everything on that list.
Like I could just dominate.
See, I think I'd bring my laptop and I'd have a normal day
and I'd eat breakfast. I'd eat lunch.
I eat dinner whenever I'm done.
I'm done.
Yeah.
Just if it's 21 hours,
so be it.
But you think you knock it out and I'm not even saying like,
I'm not even saying it like a way of like,
Oh,
I don't want to be in a McDonald's for 24 hours.
I'm saying in a way of like,
I could house that McDonald's food.
I'm hungry.
Oh,
that's funny.
So there's all these categories,
chicken,
burger items.
One says miscellaneous and just says ball pit five minutes. Oh, that's funny. So there's all these categories. Chicken, burger items. One says miscellaneous and just says ball pit.
Five minutes.
So you just go to the ball pit and knocks off five minutes.
That's really funny.
Five minutes.
Is it worth it for five minutes?
Yeah.
How long do you have to be in there?
I don't know if I want to get in there.
May not be worth the hospital.
Five minutes.
Apple slices, five minutes.
No way.
Our big ticket items here.
It says the big breakfast with hot
cakes will knock off two hours that's fun i could eat four of those right now dude those things
those hot cakes like there's like three of them in there the hot cakes are nice that's i used to
get hot cakes and orange juice that's my breakfast they were awesome they make amazing pancakes they
do and they're not even they're just just some, some frozen, whatever. Just heat it up in there. Honestly, Catherine and McDonald's are the two best pancake people.
I know they know how to make some hotcakes. Yeah. 120 minutes for that. So you're gonna eat four of
those. So that knocks off eight hours. Yeah. What else are you eating here? What's a good use of
your time? I love the sausage McMuffin with egg, which is 45. So give me four of those. All right.
Give me four of those. What's that? Three hours?
Yeah.
That's 11 hours.
Okay.
Then let's see.
Double quarter pounder with cheese,
60 minutes.
House two.
House two real quick.
Double quarter pounder with cheese.
No problem.
Yeah.
That cheese makes it go down quick.
Is that the best use of your calories in the burger?
Because just a single hamburger is not much, but it's only 25 minutes. and it's a lot of bread. So yeah, maybe you need to go bigger burgers. I'm, I'm, I'm going to sound like a touch of tubbo, but like, I don't think
the double quarter pounder with cheese is that much more burger than a hamburger these days.
Like there, there's something about the portion size of McDonald's that makes this so easy for
me, dude. Dude, what about the chicken and fish
category? You might be able to make up a lot of time there. Oh yeah. McChicken's 45. Yeah. That's
not nearly as much food as these burgers are. No. Filet-O-Fish is 45. Never had a Filet-O-Fish in my
life, believe it or not, but I bet they go down easy. Yeah. You want to get out of there? Like
if they're, I just imagine them being like a fish stick, just a bigger fish stick.
Yeah.
Like a fish square.
And those things,
you could guzzle it down real quick.
Um,
yeah.
You stay away from the ice cream.
That's not worth it.
I've done a McDonald's challenge before.
I started the McFlurry.
It was awful.
We don't even see ice cream on my list.
Oh,
wait,
there it is.
Fries and sides.
Oh yeah.
I had to click to see,
or no,
I didn't.
I see.
Ice cream,
milkshake,
25.
No. Yeah, you're right. That would don't get too milky get too milky because then that's when you get a little burbly.
All that to say, I think I just shaved, what, 13 hours in 20 minutes?
I have way too high of expectations for myself, but I just, I don't know. I, I, I would like to be healthy,
but I would also like to eat every single thing on that list and wash it down with some ice cold Dr. Pepper. You know that, yeah, this is a little bit like my, my dad. So recently he,
for father's day, I wanted to get him the soda package on the cruise. I thought that'd be a
great father's day gift. That's right. But he's been drinking coffee instead of soda. He's been
healthier. He's losing all his weight. I'm like, maybe I instead of soda. He's been healthier. He's
losing all his weight. I'm like, maybe I'm enabling him if I give him a soda package.
Talk. Yo. I talked to my mom. She's like, yeah, I think he's trying to stay healthy. I don't think
you should get it for him. Like, all right, I'll get him something else. And my mom was like,
you should get him a homemade ice cream machine. Okay, well, yeah, if you think that's better than
soda. And so my dad will just send
me updates every day since father's day. He's like drinking coffee in the morning. Cause he's
like, it's great. Like it's suppressed my appetite. I don't need breakfast, intermittent fasting.
And then for lunch, he has homemade ice cream. So I'm like, I think you're doing this wrong.
I know. It sounds pretty good to me, Steve. Yeah. He is housing. I'm like, yeah. Good thing you
didn't have breakfast. You get 2,000 calories for lunch.
Yeah, but the fasting makes it all worth it. Yeah, and homemade
ice cream is the best.
Oh, yeah. Nothing like it. Dude,
what's the difference between the big breakfast
with hot cakes and the hot cakes
and sausage? What else comes with the big
breakfast? Oh, a hash brown?
Life hack. Maybe. I don't
know. If that's all there's
a difference between 60 and 120 minutes, give me all the hash browns. Maybe. I don't know. If that's all there's a difference between 60 and 120 minutes,
give me all the hash browns.
Gosh, I miss hotcakes and sausage.
Yeah.
Yeah, I used to go to McDonald's and all that stuff
all the time. Yeah. Pre-tick bite.
I was getting burgers all the time.
And now I just don't go at all, really.
I just saw a comment here.
James Winter said,
I'd smash 17 hot and spicy McChickens
and be back on the streets by lunch.
Oh,
man.
Anyway.
Yeah,
sorry.
I'm reading these out too.
Do you have to eat one of the balls from the ball pit?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It just seems,
it seems like there could be harder things to do in life.
Yeah.
That's fun though.
I love a good challenge.
They've also made the McDonald's these days.
Pretty cool.
Like you can get in there.
It's almost like a nice little spot to park your,
park your laptop and work.
Totally.
We uploaded so many Ellen.
We bought a limo episodes from a McDonald's.
They have great wifi in there.
Yeah.
They're awesome.
I noticed nothing in the McCafe section is,
is on this list. I would love to partake in a little bit of that. Have a little frappe. Yeah. They're awesome. I notice nothing in the McCafe section is on this list. I would love to
partake in a little bit of that. Have a little frappe?
Maybe. A little latte?
Maybe too milky.
Yeah, I might get you to the bathroom a little quicker
than Quarter Pounder,
but jeez.
I
got to see time in, I think, last
week, once you had already headed out. We had a little video
shoot up at Char Bar.
Yep.
They got pickleball courts.
They're nice.
It's great.
It's kind of funny walking through a barbecue place
to get to your pickleball.
You know, I've just got like,
I mean, slides and I got a pickleball bag.
I'm like, I'm just going to the courts.
Is it a new location?
Yeah.
Okay.
Where is it?
Parkville.
Okay.
Nice part of Parkville.
Bunch of new stuff going up there.
Okay.
And anyway, so we shot some videos up there.
And at one point, I went inside, I think, to maybe change my shirt or refill my water or something.
And we'd been there for hours shooting tons of short-form content.
Oh, the video you already talked about.
We shot that video that night at Char Bar with the 5.0 senior women.
And we'd had dinner there.
Then we'd go back out and shoot.
So we'd been there for a long time.
And a girl pulls me aside and says,
hey, how much longer are you guys going to be here?
And I was like, oh, probably till like sunset or so.
Like, is that okay?
She's like, oh, it's fine.
I just, I think I'm going to,
I think like your friend is really cute.
And this is not Tymon.
This is Isaac.
Tymon was a separate instance.
And I was like, oh, wow like oh wow all right she's waiting
till you guys are leaving though just in case yeah i guess or she didn't want to miss it and
so i was like oh well you got time yeah we're gonna be here for like another hour or two she's
like okay and did we think do we approve this girl for isaac sure okay yeah i mean yeah she wasn't
like a anything scary She seemed normal.
She was nice.
She was young.
Yep.
I don't know what Isaac's into.
Sure.
So I didn't tell Isaac or Scott or anything.
And this girl came outside so many different times to check on us and stare that Isaac
was like, does it feel like that girl's staring at me a lot?
I was like, oh man.
I was like, yeah, she might be.
You might be having a conversation later.
So this girl keeps coming out and I go in one other time to get something. She's like, all right, I'm going to do. You might be having a conversation later. So this girl keeps coming out,
and I go in one other time to get something,
and she's like, all right, I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to, here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to go up to him,
and I'm just going to say, hey, I think you're cute.
Here's my number.
I'm going to walk away.
That's my plan.
I'm like, great.
Whatever you want to do.
She's like talking to you about her stuff.
Yeah, I don't know this girl.
So she's so nervous about it,
and Isaac, I think, has to go in.
We're done shooting.
And he goes in.
I think the conversation happens.
She gives him her number or whatever.
And then he goes into the restroom after that.
It was perfect timing.
I am going towards the restroom.
And this girl sees me, only sees me at the time.
And she goes, I did it it she is mid-sentence
and isaac walks out of the bathroom literally between us it was like a movie it was like we
we staged this to like when she starts to say it isaac you walk right in between us so by the
instance she was telling it to isaac she's like hey i did it and is looking at isaac and then she
is so mortified she was already so embarrassed to do all that.
Oh, my.
And then just screaming in excitement.
I did it.
And then just like bolts.
I mean, leaves as quick as possible.
It was so funny.
Did Isaac just die laughing?
Yeah, we were dying laughing.
And Scott's like, what's so funny?
And I was like, dude, it was just so perfect.
Oh, my gosh.
So it was really fun.
A bold move of her to give the number to Isaac. She knew what she wanted.
I guess so. It's Isaac. So she
was a waitress or whatever? Yeah, a waitress
at Charbar. Okay. And so
I've heard the updates. We
give Isaac a hard time all the time about it.
We're just like, hey, how we doing? But I think
he texted her
to be nice. I don't know if anything
happened from there. You never know.
You never know. That's fun. Isaac's a
great guy if you're looking.
If you're looking, just come to Chart Bar and
give him your number. And if you're a guy,
we could use some roommates down the length of the house
because he's a great guy. But if you're
a girl, he's also a great guy. Just don't live with him.
Clean in more
ways than one. Funny. Appropriate
and in sanitary
sanitation.
Briley, better guy than one. Funny. Appropriate and in sanitary sanitation. Yep.
Briley, better guy than Isaac.
Look out.
Yeah.
Good guy too.
Timon?
Yeah.
Are you getting a little worried about that at all?
Yeah.
Like, is it one of those things where you're just like, well, I don't know.
Maybe in hindsight, it's a little bit like you should have done this or whatever.
But like, should you have just said, this is how much the rent is for the house.
Get as many people as you want to live there. No, that would feel too mean. Yeah. I mean,
in hindsight, I'm saying like back when it was five guys. Sure. Yeah. Really put the pressure
on like, Hey, yeah, it's up to you. So I don't know what I'll do. I may give him a couple months
to try and find somebody. And obviously I'm trying to find someone who comes out to it and
it's not making money. Maybe I'll just sell it. I don't know. Yeah.
Or put it on like Zillow for rent.
I mean, there's other ways to get renters.
I'll figure something out.
But yeah, I told time when I would tell him
how to do the magic trick
if he moved into the late house.
Okay.
I did see somebody comment like,
I think that thing is set up or that.
Yeah, like fake calculator.
It's not real magic.
And I was like, oh, define real magic for me.
God's magic. What do you think real magic is? Uh-huh. That's about it. You know, define real magic for me. God's magic.
Real magic.
Uh-huh.
That's about it.
You know, like real magic.
I mean, that's not like he didn't use wizardry to do that.
It's a trick.
There's no way Harry Potter was there.
It's an illusion, man.
Okay.
I alluded to it last episode.
Neighbor Henry did call me the other day.
All right.
So while I was in Sherman,
Texas,
uh,
went to,
uh,
plan a fitness.
I still have,
I play a fitness membership might as well.
And so I'm like,
why not?
So I'm,
uh,
working out a little bit.
I'm on the treadmill,
kind of just cooling down.
And here's a phone call from Henry.
And I almost screenshotted it and like posted it to the Facebook group.
Cause it was like 19 minutes in.
And I was like 19 minutes in.
I was like, this is we're talking for so long while I'm on this treadmill.
Anyway, and I knew I was like, maybe it's a good thing.
Maybe this will force me to be on the treadmill.
Keep your walking.
I walked for an hour.
Wow.
That's how long he's on the phone or he called.
He called.
He called maybe like 30 minutes in or something. So you could walk down phone for a while.
And so he just, long story short,
he's getting more and more into woodworking.
And so he was asking me questions about that,
talking about the different dramas between like,
I've hooked him up with or given him suggestions
for different guys around the area to get wood and stuff.
And he told his neighbor about it.
His neighbor's not really happy with the way that this guy did things.
I don't know, Brad.
I don't know.
Ginger just says I shouldn't get involved.
But I just think, ah.
And so I didn't get involved, and it ended up being right.
But I didn't want to tell her.
I didn't want to tell her, Ginger, you were right.
And I was like.
And you were just walking like, yeah, yeah.
Genuinely, the entire, like, I was like,
I'll make this a little harder for myself, you know.
But then I found myself, like, panting're just walking like, yeah, yeah, genuinely the entire like I was like, I'll make this a little harder for myself, you know, but then I found myself like panting
as I'm talking to him.
But I did write down a few different just out of context things.
He as as he's talking to me, I'm like writing these on my phone.
This is it.
It's all this is only funny that the quote itself is not funny.
It's just funny that he is so exact when he talks to me about stuff.
So like he's talking about how he got a new sander.
He's like,
and I went festival.
I'm never going to go back for anything else.
You know,
Brad,
I got,
I got one of those RTS four hundreds and he's kind of pauses.
Cool.
Oh,
okay.
You know,
you know the one I'm talking about and I go,
yes.
And then,
you know,
continues to explain it.
Yeah.
You know,
the ones it's a,
it's,
it's one of the square ones,
right?
Brad,
cause I'm trying to get
into the little little crevices and stuff and those circular ones they don't work like that
so i got the rts 400 that thing works the dust extract whatever all these different things he
just his wife has had enough like call brad and tell him about this i'm tired of hearing about
all this he did he saw that i my my truck was in the driveway, so he's like, are you at your house? I'll come down.
I was like, no, I'm actually in Texas. Oh, what part?
Anyway, all this.
But he's telling me about how he built this
credenza, is what he called it.
I built a credenza for us under our
TV, Brad.
I mean, it's nice. I didn't do the doors, Brad.
I thought about doing doors.
Ginger said, don't worry about
the doors. I said, Ginger, you were right.
I don't want to admit it to her, but she was right.
But he was talking about how these different connections
and all these different things, woodworking technicalities.
But there's something in woodworking called a dado.
Have you heard of that?
No.
Basically, it's like you cut a little bit.
It's like a way to join things together.
So you cut a little notch out of one piece of wood,
a little notch out of the other.
Oh,
I see.
Match together more or less.
And so he's like,
so I did some dados to connect it,
Brad and data entry.
You know,
I,
I used,
I used the wood whispers plans,
Brad,
uh,
you've heard of the wood whisper.
I was like,
yeah,
yeah.
He's a YouTuber.
And he's like,
yeah,
but then I used,
I made my own jig,
uh,
you know,
base kind of off of...
And they just list all these guys.
And for whatever reason, it just cracked me up.
He goes, Jonathan Katsmosis, DIY Montreal.
And he goes, even Stumpy Nubs.
And that's when I got out my phone.
I was like, I'm writing even Stumpy Nubs down on here.
You know, Brad, even Stumpy Nubs.
I took inspiration from even Glocky Swift, you know, from Stumpy nubs down on here. You know, Brad, even stumpy nubs. I took inspiration from even Glocky Swift, you know, from stumpy nubs and golly molly.
So then, yeah, so then he's like ranting about this lumber supplier in town that I've recommended for him and stuff.
And he's like, you know, when he has his son there, Brad, he's like, and he kind of like lowers his voice.
He's like, I'm not sure he's really
the brightest bulb and i was like yeah maybe i don't know he's he's he's a nice guy he's like
oh he's a nice guy he's a nice guy he's not a nice guy i'm just saying kind of a stumping up
he's not really the brightest bulb right brad uh and then he's talking about like you know
they're i don't i don't want to tell somebody else how to run their business.
But I mean, those guys over there, Casey Hardwoods, he goes, he's like, those guys would blow him away standing still.
And I'm just like, what are you responding like?
Yeah, I bet.
I just I just laughed at that one.
I was like, yeah, I mean, I don't know.
And I almost asked about his son who's doing all this MLB stuff. but I'm like, Nope, not going to mess another 30 minutes. And then classic Henry, just like every other phone call, the last five seconds
are so quick. All of a sudden he's like, all right, so, uh, we'll talk to you later. Boom.
All right. See you, Henry. Like, it's just like out of nowhere, middle of the conversation.
All right. He's not really the brightest bulb. All well uh good talking to you brad that's it all right bye so that's been
a neighbor henry talk that's so funny brightest bulb he's not really the brightest bulb the way
he said it was just perfect man uh and the fact that his wife's name is ginger just cracks me up
ginger she's always right.
Ginger, I don't want to admit it, but she's right.
He's like, I made her a little stool for when she's getting ready,
putting the closet to when she's putting on her clothes.
I was like, cool, nice.
And that's just out of scrap wood, Brad.
You know, that's not nice.
It's like, yeah.
That's funny that he made his wife a step stool.
That's really nice.
That was sweet.
I mean, yeah. $9 at Walmart he made his wife a step stool. That's really nice. That was sweet. I mean, yeah.
$9 at Walmart?
Or I could make my own.
Hey, it's all about pride of creation, brother.
Anyway, just, it was good to talk to him.
I was like, Henry, it's nice to hear your voice, man.
I'm just glad that I didn't have anything pressing to do.
That's what I don't like talking about.
Yeah, you're just walking.
Easy.
I left my garage door open while I'm working in the shop
and he doesn't recognize that I'm working
in the shop.
That is a bummer. Old Henry.
Old Henry and Ginger. That's fun.
I
got out and played pickleball once
this past couple weeks
without being on camera. Isaac
texted some of us. He was like, hey, you guys want to
try and play today?
At Charbor?
Not Charbor.
Meadowbrook Park.
Yep.
And he said,
I got this guy in my DMs who's been wanting to play for a while.
So I was like, oh, fun.
And so trying to see who's available.
So it's me, Isaac,
brother-in-law Joe, Joe Pfeiffer.
Yep.
He comes.
And then this guy that,
you know,
DMed Isaac on Instagram. So dimmed isaac like hey
i love your guys's content i just moved to kansas i'm always looking for like um like good
competition like it's just tough to find like solid players so i'd like to love to play with
you guys we're like oh wow that'd be great um let's do it and he specifically said he was like
a 4.5 so it wasn't just like i want good competition it's like this is the level i'm at like all right this will be perfect we're all really excited okay
and we show up there and we're just being nice like how long you moved here how long you been
playing pickleball and he says uh three weeks like oh brother playing pickleball three weeks
playing pickleball three weeks don't move here three weeks. And he's a four or five and he played tennis.
So,
Hey,
maybe you are,
that does make a difference.
Yeah,
sure.
And three weeks.
Did he look athletic?
Yeah,
he did.
Yeah.
I believed in him.
Yeah.
I was like,
he's gonna be stud and we get to the,
we get set up,
you know,
it's like Joe and him on the other side,
me and Isaac on a team.
And if you know,
pickleball, like Joe like Joe and him on the other side, me and Isaac on a team. And if you know,
pickleball,
like Joe is serving and his partner,
instead of being back with him is up at the kitchen line.
And,
um,
that's,
that's a bad sign.
It's a bad sign.
So Joe is like,
Hey,
um,
Hey, I'm serving.
He goes,
what?
And then Joe,
we just made eye contact with Joe and we all almost lost it.
Or it's like,
Oh no.
Oh,
no. He doesn't know, Oh no. Oh no.
He doesn't know where to stay.
Define serving.
We need serving.
And so we're just having to tell him.
And so it was,
uh,
kind of a bummer of the next hour and a half.
Isaac and I,
Isaac kept like trying to find little opportunities.
Like guys,
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I did.
I believed him.
I didn't know.
Um,
how much was it in experience versus inadequacy? Right. It's an experience. I didn't know. How much was it inexperience versus
inadequacy?
I'd just say inexperience. I mean, yeah, he's only been playing
three weeks, so I'm sure he will be great
because he's a tennis player. When we first played
with Harrison,
he's such an athlete, but he just
didn't know how to play pickleball.
When he hit one right, it just
freaking hummed.
I'm sure this guy would be great.
He just hasn't played enough.
And so just a bummer of the next hour or two of just like, I don't know.
Just whoever's team he's on loses every game by eight points.
And there's not that much you could really do about it.
Yeah, yeah.
You can hit it to the other person.
Because you don't want to not hit it to him.
Right.
And then he doesn't get to play.
And that's not fun for him.
But you do hit it to him and you lose the point.
And so this goes on for a while. We're trying to get him to... We hey you want to try friday pal he's using that and afterwards he makes a point uh he says something like um
so where do you guys get these paddles we're like oh like our manufacturer he's like oh like your
guys's like yeah yeah these like friday pickleball these are paddles he's like no way you guys have
your own paddles.
So we didn't say anything, but we're all thinking, like, I thought he was, like, a big fan of us.
He DM'd Isaac on Friday Pickleball, or on his personal, but said he was a big fan.
And then, so we're all texting out, so it was pretty funny. So the second we're like, all right, hey, nice to meet you, man.
We'll have to do this again.
See you.
By the time I get in my car, Isaac has already texted us and just said, never again.
He said, I'm so sorry um
it was that bad and uh so then the group chat gets gone like dude it's all good it's happy i
mean don't feel bad it no one could have known and i was like did anyone else catch he didn't
know we made paddles but he said he's a big fan isaac yeah wait that is interesting and then he
went and looked up and that guy doesn't follow Friday Pickleball on anything.
It's like, what's going on?
And then, yeah, Joe's like, Isaac, what does this mean?
And Isaac just goes, I'm scared.
Like, who is this guy?
Is he a fan of Isaac's woodworking?
Yeah, I don't know.
A fan of...
How did he get here?
Did he seem to know you at all?
No.
I was going to say, maybe he met Isaac at the merch table or something.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Does it follow me?
Does it follow Friday?
We don't know who this guy is.
We can't figure out how he got there.
Did you look him up on yours?
I wonder if he sent the same DM.
Oh, yeah.
No.
We had no correspondence.
He doesn't follow me.
Nothing.
So kind of an interesting little thing. Like, wait, who was that guy? Who is he? It kind of creeps you out
afterwards. Like I'm a big fan. He said, I'm a big fan of like pickleball. So I don't know the
exact DM Isaac got, but he was under the impression. He loved our Friday pickleball content
and he didn't know about our paddles. It didn't follow any of the accounts.
Where's he from originally? I don't remember.
Okay.
But I don't know why that makes a difference.
I'm just trying to like piece together something.
It was a really funny group chat experience.
Isaac's like,
all of a sudden I am pretty scared.
I don't know who this guy is.
I don't know what he wants.
I don't know who we just played with.
At least you met him in a public space.
Yeah.
Really?
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Free two-day shipping.'t delay act today america back to the episode what would you give give me some
not me because i'm i'm super good at pickleball but like somebody's playing three weeks give him
some like things you've learned that you like if you give a bullet point four or five little piece list of like,
here's,
here are the things that are common mistakes in pickleball.
Don't do those.
What I always tell people,
my mindset,
any game with a net,
get it over,
make them make the mistake.
Yeah.
I think volleyball,
bad mitten,
probably probably pickleball.
Yeah.
Get it over and make them make the mistake i'm big on that
pretty much any level did you notice he was not doing like he was trying to win too many
or yeah just a lot of like he is the one making the unforced error yeah which is like if you just
can even if it's like if it's lobbed straight to him at least we have a chance yeah it's like
missing it's like shooting a basketball you'd rather miss long than short he missed short it
has zero chance of going in you missed a little long you give yourself a chance yeah strike out looking didn't you give yourself a chance yep
play the odds uh so that's big positioning is a big thing but that's just the more you play it
the more you know where to stand i sorry for interrupting uh you did a first first time
pickleball video or something recently and you definitely referenced beth keys uh you stay in
the front i'll stay in the back. I love that.
I need to send that to him.
I'll get the short ones.
You get the long ones.
That was his whole thing.
I was like, no one does that.
It doesn't work.
And a classic Beth Keyes, not like, oh, really?
It was like, no, dude, you don't understand.
This is how we do it.
You don't know how we do it.
No, me and my buddy Craig.
This is how we do it.
Oh, he's scared of us.
And then I went one point like that.
He's like, Z doesn't know.
He's not ready for this.
He doesn't know the front back combo.
Yeah.
So positioning is a good one.
Yeah.
Or just knowing when to go to the net, when to stay back, you know, where to put your
paddle, you know, ready position.
Just like there's a bunch of stuff that just will come with time.
Yeah.
But yeah, that's always my biggest piece of advice.
Like, I don't want to correct your technique.
No one likes that. But just the overarching's always my biggest piece of advice. Like I don't want to correct your technique. No one likes that,
but just the overarching strategy,
just get it back.
It is a good word because I still don't do that.
Like I still forget that.
And the times we win or the times where like,
I just don't mess up.
Yep.
That's all it is.
That's,
I mean,
that's all you're trying to do is not mess up.
Yep.
And I think it's,
I'm not an overwhelmingly strong guy anyway.
So most of my game in any sport,
I'm a finesse over power guy anyway.
So I'm like, yeah, let's definitely just like,
totally, you know, wait them out.
And that was definitely like when we first played,
you used to always, that's how I got good at like the,
people are always like, don't hit it hard to big daddy.
That's one of the reasons why is because
that was like your whole thing was like,
not whole thing, but that was like a huge tendency of yours
was just smack it as hard as you can at Brad.
And I got good at like, that was my luff them up kind but that was like a huge tendency of yours was just smack it as hard as you can at Brad. And I got good at like,
that was my luff them up kind of thing.
It was like, I would just hit it back really lightly.
And when you're swinging so hard,
your momentum is not then easily
like running towards the net after you, you know.
And so it's so tempting to do that.
I had so much to learn.
Yeah.
You know, it's so much easier.
Because it's a wiffle ball. Like I can hit this as hard as I can and it still stays in. Right. Awesome. Let's do that every time. Yeah. You know, it's so much easier. Because it's a wiffle ball.
Like, I can hit this as hard as I can, and it still stays in.
Right.
Awesome.
Let's do that every time.
Right.
Pretty fun.
Can't do this in tennis.
Yeah.
Speaking of advice, we have a new segment.
Yeah, unsolicited advice.
So this is for you guys, the ghosties.
Don't say we never gave you any advice.
Hey, get a pen and paper.
Hope you're ready to learn.
Yeah, the wisdom of two sage 33, 32. Mine's
mainly about hernias. Uh, so if you have a hernia, call a doctor advice. Number one. Yeah. I don't
know, uh, what initially inspired this, but I just had the idea of unsolicited advice. Um, so let's
just go back and forth. Just ran. It could be about anything. Yep. Great thing and everything. So, uh, first unsolicited advice from big daddy,
never pay for a piano,
never pay for a piano.
People are constantly willing to get rid of them.
I've noticed this more and more over my life.
Is there a hassle to move?
They're a huge hassle to move.
All you gotta do is be willing to move it.
And you,
even if,
even if it's listed for $200,
just say,
I will pick that up today for free
and get out of your house. Never pay for a piano advice. That's really funny.
But if you're thinking out there, like I need a piano, do not pay for it. Don't bring a checkbook.
Also not that terrible to move. If you have a few strong people. Okay. It's no fun, but it's not that bad.
It can be done.
For like an upright.
I'm not talking like a grand piano.
No, thank you.
But yeah.
It can be done.
That's the advice.
Buy refurbished electronics.
Okay.
Good way to save a good chunk of change sometimes.
Good word.
Save 200 bucks on a refurbished phone,
100 bucks on a refurbished iPad.
Yep.
They're great. You forget that they're refurbished almost immediately too.
By refurbished. A lot of them are even like, you can even like find the level of how refurbished
you want. Yeah. So you can be like, this one has zero visible scratches on it. Yeah. Or even like,
sometimes it's like manufacturer guaranteed refurbished, like Apple themselves refurbished
it. I trust that. I like that. I think I did refer, but at one point maybe an iPad, I don't know. Good.
Buy refurbished. Uh, my next one, unsolicited advice from big daddy, cancel your free trial
immediately. I big on setting the reminder immediately, but I've learned every once in a
while you forget and always you cancel cancel it and they're like,
all right, you have until you have the next 30 days. It's true. I've never witnessed once where
they're like, okay, it's canceled. You can't use it anymore. Yeah. You've got the rest of
the billing period. And I don't think they advertise that, but I'm learning. Cancel your
free trial immediately. You'll be just fine. It's a good word. I've got take more pictures. Ooh,
no one's ever,
you're never like,
oh,
I took too many memories.
I agree.
I have too much to look back on later in life.
Yeah.
Oh,
I'm going to be too thankful 10 years from now.
I Catherine,
are you listening to this?
You're never going to be mad that you took too many pictures.
If I die tomorrow,
the only pictures that are going to be at my funeral are from you,
Jake.
Like I have so many pictures of Catherine, the kids, and it are going to be at my funeral are from you, Jake.
I have so many pictures of Catherine and the kids, and it's going to be like,
Brad wasn't around, apparently. Apparently, Brad just was kind of an absent dad,
because there's four pictures of him.
I don't know if it's because I've just been content creating for years, but when I'm away for a weekend or I'm without Rachel, it's like that Facebook tag you get in a group,
visual storyteller.
That's me.
That's the label I get as a human.
I am texting her pictures and videos constantly
of what I'm doing, what Tom's wearing,
what this hotel looks like, what the stage is.
I just like, it's second nature.
I don't know why you would want to text your wife
anything other than in pictures and videos.
That's all I do.
Just you wait seven months and you guys have a kid,
you're going to freaking go second cell phone. Yeah.
Oh yeah, exactly. Um, yeah. And I think there's one in every marriage. There's one person that takes pictures. There's like a scrapbooker. There's never been to documentarian. Yep. Yeah.
Um, yeah, that's a good one. Okay. Uh, last one for me, get pepper jack cheese on your
Chick-fil-A spicy sandwich. That's good. No one talks about, and I'm talking,
this is unsolicited advice. This is specifically the spicy sandwich, not the spicy deluxe.
People will often, the employees will ask, Oh, you want the spicy deluxe? No.
Cause here's what's different about it. What's Kevin's band? Not scrantness.
Scrantnessy too. Cause here's the spicy deluxe,
if you guys don't know Chick-fil-A very well,
comes in a box, okay?
Like a little cardboard.
One of those cardboard boxes.
Spicy chicken comes in the bag,
the little,
and that bag is conducting heat.
It's steamy in there.
I don't know if that's right, hernia guy.
You can tell me exactly what the science is there.
It's herniating heat.
But there's something there
that makes the heat way better than that box.
Because what they do is they just,
they special, you know,
make your pepper jack cheese sandwich,
but they just throw a raw piece
of pepper jack cheese on there.
They're not cooking it.
It's not herniating.
If you have it in the bag for three to five minutes,
that pepper jack cheese will melt onto the spicy chicken sandwich It's not herniating. If you have it in the bag for three to five minutes,
that pepper jack cheese will melt onto the spicy chicken sandwich and be a nirvana like you've never experienced before.
Perfect.
You eat your fries while the pepper jack cooks.
A hundred percent.
Or you're driving.
Okay, great.
I'm home.
Pepper jack's in there.
Pepper jack's ready for me.
Pepper jack's home.
Whereas that box, I can't emphasize enough.
If you come back to me and you say,
you take a picture of you tried
it spicy chicken deluxe and you're like it wasn't that good i will yell at you i will all calves
back to you you fool that's not what i said i'm gonna put you in time out you can't listen to
the podcast for a week if you do that maybe two all right but you can support our sponsors still
because we need that um so i anyway there's a difference and i'm trying to be very
specific about unsolicited advice pepper jack cheese on the spicy chicken sandwich because if
you're getting spicy that means you're already like a little bit of extra yeah your flavor in
there pepper jack cheese takes it to another level i'm sure you notice since you've been back
the walls of the new chick-fil-a are up no yeah cool yeah probably a week ago they put up the sign
chick-fil-A coming soon.
And then, then just a few days ago, they got walls of like the framings up. So it's getting
exciting. That's going to be awesome. It's going to be so close. It's pretty cool. Like how many
awesome places have come since we've moved into this house. Yeah. Raising canes, Andes,
Chick-fil-A, Hawaiian bros, Mcan's. Like all those spots. Firehouse Subs.
Nah, it's been there.
But I love some Firehouse Subs.
Don't knock Firehouse.
All right, that's all unsolicited advice I got.
Okay, I put buy things in bulk,
like things you don't even need at the time in bulk.
But like, I love buying a five-pack of deodorant off Amazon.
Good word.
I'm always so glad when I'm like,
oh my gosh, but I have extra already ready to go. a five-pack of deodorant off Amazon. Good word. I'm always so glad when I'm like, run out of deodorant.
Oh my gosh,
but I have extra already ready to go.
Buy two.
Next time you have to buy a toothbrush,
buy two of them.
Okay.
Then you lose a toothbrush.
Oh, how much,
how good does it feel to know
I've already got a backup ready to go?
Oh, brother.
Buy two things of toothpaste.
Just like little stuff like this
with no shelf life.
Just buy an extra one.
Yep.
You'll be so thankful you did later.
As long as they're things you know you're going to use.
Yeah, toilet paper, paper towels.
Yes.
Stuff like that.
You will use it.
We got a whole closet full of that stuff,
and it's nice.
Sometimes I'm like,
dang, we don't have any more QP goat soap.
Kevin's like, yes, we do.
Yeah.
Awesome.
That's amazing.
I love just having a drawer full of just 11 toothpaste right now.
I know that I'm good.
The Topeka toothpaste is low on the totem pole.
It is in there.
Just like there's going to be times where you're running around
and you're packing for a vacation.
You can't find something.
Or, oh, my gosh, I forgot we ran out of it.
Of course we did.
No problem.
Extra deodorant here.
Next one, I put Live, Laugh, Love.
Okay.
Live, Laugh, Love?
Yeah.
One after that.
I had one quick unsolicited advice for the thing that you said about deodorant. Next one, I put live, laugh, love. Okay. Live, laugh, love? Yeah. One after that.
I had one quick unsolicited advice for the thing that you said about deodorant.
When your deodorant's about, we'll call it 20% left, throw it in your travel kit.
Throw it in your dop kit.
Throw it in your gym bag.
Okay.
Because you're not using that thing that often.
So it's just nice.
It's nice to have a courtesy deodorant. If you're in an emergency deodorant and, or you're not having to then slap deodorant back and forth, you got it.
You got a home deodorant, a travel deodorant. I can't believe I didn't think of this. I'm glad you mentioned that recently. I've had deodorant in different parts of the house. It's changed my
life. I've got deodorant in my back bathroom. I've got deodorant in my room where I get dressed
and sometimes have deodorant out in the living room. It's awesome. Love it. It happened kind of accidentally, just like I took a while to unpack.
Yeah. But having usable deodorant in three different spots of your home and I have a
tiny house. Yeah. Awesome. Really, really, really like it. Are you applying more than once a day?
Gotta really sleep with a woman, sleep with a woman. Yeah. I'm a, I'm a big deodorant before
a bad guy did it last night. Did you? Yeah. Good for you.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, live, laugh, love.
Next, I put too much communication
is better than not enough communication.
Absolutely.
If you're wondering, should I,
I mean, they probably already know this.
Should I email?
Go ahead and just communicate.
Over communicate.
You'll be kicking yourself if you're like,
dang, why didn't I just send that final thing?
Why didn't I clarify?
I assume they understood.
Yep.
When you assume,
you don't communicate very well
with you and me. You make a comm out of you
and I, Kate.
Kate. And then last thing,
don't start a business that involves a generator.
I just wouldn't recommend
it. It's just not worth it.
Generators are overrated.
I'd just go get a...
I'd just do anything other than that. Yeah, they have these things called
walls that you can start a business in, brick and mortar.
Stores are good.
Yeah, just if you can avoid that, unsolicited advice.
The generator, you're going to be a generator expert.
Like people are going to start calling you
for generator repair by the end of the day.
Call me Jenny.
How much have you learned?
Like, do you feel like you know so much about generators now,
or is it still like you're asking other people to help
and they're just doing it?
You know what I mean?
I've become much more of a well-routed person
when it comes to all these handy things.
It's like different hose hookups.
I've learned that most garden hoses are between,
they're either 5 1⁄8 inch or 3 1⁄4 inch,
but no matter what the spigot,
yeah, the screw-on is 3⁄4.
That's pretty universal.
Learned that recently. I've learned about gray water i've learned about what's that that is it's
common like rvs and stuff basically your tank of like your waste water okay i don't have a toilet
on the food truck so maybe that's probably separate that's sewage but like gray water is like
okay we rinsed our hands off that water's got to go somewhere i see goes in your gray water tank
okay a lot of people are particular.
You can't just dump that anywhere.
Okay.
Where do you dump it?
We will see.
Okay.
We will see.
Someone working on.
Okay.
Okay.
Sorry, I don't want to overwhelm you with.
What else have I learned?
Just learning about the whole buying and selling used car business and titles and liens, L-I-E-N,
lien holders.
All of a sudden, shoulder lien.
Shoulder lien holder.
Just well-rounded and all that type of just work
that I never, ever got around to.
It's fun to learn.
I mean, I'm trying to spin everything positive here,
but it's fun to learn those things
because then the next time that you have something,
you might have something in the future that's a little more complicated than what you're doing right now. But since you
have prior knowledge that kind of can connect some of the dots, then all of a sudden it's like,
well, I can, I can be a little bit like, you know, logical in my thinking, critically think
about this and understand what I need to do here. Does that make sense? Like, I think I'm being
empowered to like, I don't need to, I can do more than I think I can. I think that's how I felt about woodworking
because woodworking then is translated to like,
yeah, some, whatever,
some cord is dangling
and it's like,
well, I don't deal with dangling cords very often,
but I can be smart enough to figure this out now.
Whereas before I'd just be like,
I don't know,
I'll just YouTube it real quick.
Somebody else can figure it.
Just get more independent thinking and stuff.
So I'm excited for
that for you yeah there is plenty of reframing going on there's plenty of this is good you are
you are a positive person you married a very positive person has it have you had a moment
yet where you're like this just sucks yesterday dude really yesterday was there yeah there's been
so many days where it's like man i just I just, why doesn't it go good? Why doesn't anything work the way I want it to?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yesterday was a tough day, but just trying to remind myself, hey, this is a long-term play.
I don't need to sell Bondi bowls to pay my mortgage.
I don't have kids.
No one's in the hospital.
Everyone in my life is healthy and great.
Like, there are so many things to be thankful for. So just keep zooming out, keep zooming out and try not to get bogged down by the,
the, um, day-to-day disappointments. I, uh, I was talking to TJ about this the other day.
He's funny. I mean, the economy in general right now is struggling. And so I think their business
walk in love, check them out, buy some merch from them because they're not getting as many
sales as they used to whatever. Um, but my friend, Joel trainer, shout out, Joel, uh, posted on father's day, all these like three or four
pictures of his kids and just said like, I am filthy rich in the things that matter. And like,
kind of like what you're saying, like no one's in the hospital, like whatever I am blessed.
My marriage is healthy and strong. Like, like, and I, that's how I feel. I mean, whatever we
have ups and downs and everything we're working on,
but we're filthy rich in the things that matter.
And yeah, reframing those things of like, okay,
we don't have to worry so much about,
I got to go to South Dakota, North Dakota to like tell jokes.
That's really fun.
You know, whatever. Like you're filthy rich in the things that matter.
I love that line.
Like it's, it's really resonated with me recently of like, yeah,
like life is
crazy and sometimes I get frustrated with
the kids or whatever. I worry about
financial XYZ,
accountants sending us tax form
stuff. Who cares? We're filthy
rich and things that matter.
That's a great word.
That's really good.
That's what I've been trying to remind myself of
and Rachel's great. My parents are great. Tomorrow, for's what i've been trying to remind myself of and rachel's great my parents are great i mean yeah that's the like tomorrow for instance so i've
been scheduling i've employee training tomorrow training all my bondi employees tomorrow oh you've
hired yes so however just like i am getting all my frozen and fresh fruit delivered tomorrow also
correct opinions also is doing like a pop-up not not an actual show, but Trey's out of town next week.
So we have to do a show
or we have to do a recording tomorrow.
Oh, wow.
While that's happening,
all my fresh fruit is being delivered
to where I thought the truck was going to be parked.
It is now no longer allowed to park there.
So it's getting delivered to a parking lot
where nothing exists.
So I'm gonna have to send Rachel to go pick up.
I'll help you.
Well, thanks.
I got a truck. Okay. Okay. Yeah.
There's so many things at all times that are stressing me out and it's logical, just problem
solving. And all of it's out of my control. It's like, I'm a good guy and I've done this the right
way. Why is no one cooperating? Why do I have to deal with this? And it's like, you know what?
Delivery is going to come. Yeah. But in the end, hey, I have a great family.
I have a great wife.
I got great neighbors.
I have so many things that are going great.
Yeah.
I'm fine.
Yeah.
Feel the rich in the things that matter.
Such a good word.
Let's hear from North Dakota, South Dakota.
I want to hear how it went.
Okay.
So I've been to Fargo once before.
If you remember, I did that church gig like two years ago.
Right.
Was it in the cold?
It was in February. Yeah. So it was nice to be back in summer. And I was like,
you know what? I even texted Rachel, of course, a picture. I was like, you would like downtown Fargo. It's pretty cute. Pretty fun. Um, that was a bit of reframing as well, because when I got to
Sioux Falls, I was like, oh wow. Okay. Fargo was not great. Um, Sioux Falls felt like Tokyo.
Sioux Falls was awesome. Sioux Falls is nice. I didn't realize how big it is. I mean, it might be twice the size of Fargo. Really? Um, Sioux Falls was really cool. Really pretty, really great. Sioux Falls felt like Tokyo. Sioux Falls was awesome. Sioux Falls is nice. I didn't realize how big it is. I mean, it might be twice the size of Fargo. Really? Sioux Falls is really cool.
Really pretty. Really great. Yeah. And nothing against Fargo. I'm kind of just joking around.
But yeah, both cities were great. We hung out with the you betcha guy. Right. I want to hear
about it. He was great. Really nice guy. Really has a northern accent. I thought maybe he plays
that up on camera. But no, really like he's what you see is what you get really northern accent yeah we were uh we were looking at your guys's post and you know like
whatever just great i don't even know how to impersonate that yeah he was really awesome
and brought his crew and trained him shot during the day i was working on stuff but i got to hang
out with him afterwards and what's he like he's a very friendly guy. He's very easygoing.
He's got a good crew of friends.
He's quite the business guy as well.
He has a 20,000 square foot warehouse where he does a lot of drop shipping and merch
and just like e-commerce businesses
that some of them aren't even associated with him.
You wouldn't even know you're buying a hat from.
Oh, really?
You betcha.
It's like private labeled.
So you think he did that before or after he did this video stuff?
I think after. i'm guessing he like
started selling his own merch and then kind of learned the industry and because yeah did you
did you guys talk like ins and outs of youtube and because i mean he hasn't posted very much
at all recently right yeah we honestly we didn't talk too much about content creation we talked a
lot of business because he is trying to get into pickleball okay he's trying to make pickle balls
okay it's like dude this is so random i make paddles and so we talked about that a lot of business because he is trying to get into pickleball. Okay. He's trying to make pickle balls. Okay. I was like, dude,
this is so random.
I make paddles.
And so we talked about that a lot.
Um,
and talked about podcasting a little bit and different stuff.
But no,
he was really,
really nice guy.
Um,
you know,
when I've hung out with someone like a John Crist,
that's a guy who's like a comedian. I mean,
he's constantly cracking jokes.
Very funny guy.
A guy you're like, Oh, obviously he's a comedian. Whereas miles is probably a guy who's like a comedian. I mean, he's constantly cracking jokes. Very funny guy.
A guy you're like, oh, obviously he's a comedian.
Whereas Miles is probably a guy more like Trey or someone,
just like a very normal, but more like subdued guy.
Like, oh, I wouldn't have thought you do like comedy online.
Right.
Yeah, it's just like a normal, good old boy.
Cool.
I've always thought he was awesome like he i mean
seemingly like funny he's he's naturally funny he's kind of like time and friends zach where
it's just like you could say anything that's even somewhat comedic and it's pretty good like so and
i think his yeah a lot of his on-camera characters are not far away from who he is i think he likes
bush light and he likes dive bars and likes finger foods and you know just like that's who he is. I think he likes a bush light and he likes dive bars and likes finger foods and, you know, just like that's who he is. Right. That's what that's best content is made when you just do what
is real for you. Um, yeah, it's a good time. The shows, what I write down about the shows.
Oh yeah. I had performed in like seven weeks. I was pretty nervous for that first Fargo show.
Really? Cause I was like, I think, uh, not, I shouldn't say pretty nervous about the
memorization aspect. Like, ah, how well do I have this down?
But that Fargo crowd, it was a Thursday crowd.
There was no DJ before me.
There was no opener before me.
I'm the first person they see.
And they were electric from start to finish.
One of the best crowds we've ever had.
Fargo on a Thursday.
So they made me feel amazing.
So yeah, I'd been doing 20 minute sets for the last several months of the tour.
This is a 30 minute set with a seven week break built in.
And so I was like, man, I hope I can fill this time.
And I went overtime because the Fargo crowd was so great.
I was riffing and making Fargo jokes and had a really, really good time.
I talked about my two years ago, the last time I went to Fargo.
I was going to say, what are Fargo jokes?
I was exaggerating a little bit.
I was like, I've been here two years ago.
I asked to get a tour of Fargo.
It didn't last long.
Jokes like that.
He took me to Shields.
Didn't go in it.
We just kind of looked at the outside of it,
and I was like, is this where it started?
No, no, it's just...
Nebraska.
You see it, though.
Not bad.
I was like, so we did that,
and we watched Carson Wentz highlights,
and so did some Carson Wentz jokes.
He's on the Chiefs now, so he's done playing.
He had a good run, but that's it for him. He's on the Chiefs now, so he's done playing. He had a good run,
but that's it for him.
He'll win a few Super Bowls.
Yeah, signing bonus
was getting to be friends
with Taylor Swift,
so I get it.
That's good.
Other stuff like that.
Did Miles go to the show?
Yes, he was there.
Cool.
It was fun.
Hung out with him a little before
and quite a bit after.
Cool.
And then, if you remember,
I think I might have said,
I got hit up to do a private gig
in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Yes. I said the guy was coming to kind of like test the
waters a little bit so fargo was my tryout i'd say the tryout went amazing my rehearsal went
amazing sioux falls show was good too um well he came to the fargo show for the sorry he came to
the sioux falls show to see if he wanted to hire me oh for the eventual like private gig in sioux
falls um a couple other things i wrote down. I was doing crowd work.
Oh, one of them, I saw the Facebook post later.
The woman I did five minutes of crowd work with was a ghostie.
I was like, you're in this group?
Hannah, oh my gosh, or whatever her name was.
Hannah, something like that.
So that was fun.
That doesn't happen very often.
There was someone else I did crowd work with,
and I believe Fargo.
And she said she was from Aberdeen.
I was like, oh, what are they known for known for and they said it's a storybook town and I said I I doubt it I was just kind of poking fun of like Aberdeen North Dakota is known for being a storybook town
as you know Aberdeen okay I really yeah really doubt it looks like a story but I was like I'm
gonna go there and if it doesn't look like the wizard of oz yeah i'll be disappointed and then the crowd made a very interesting like sound
it just sometimes when you're performing you could tell you said something yeah and you're like okay
what did i say and so i go what is that what are you guys laughing at and she was like it's themed
after the wizard of oz i was like what no way what are the odds of that? I could have said anything.
So like Aberdeen, North Dakota has like Wizard of Oz land.
I'm looking this up. And just out of nowhere, I pulled that.
I was like, yeah, it's storybook town.
Was it South Dakota?
Maybe.
Okay.
Maybe they came from South Dakota.
It's called Aberdeen though, I believe.
And yeah, their town is like themed after the Wizard of Oz
or part of it or something.
I just couldn't believe that.
I was like,
man,
I wish we were filming tonight.
That's insane.
Then I said that you're like,
yeah,
sure.
Well,
you got a yellow road.
Like,
yeah,
yeah,
actually four miles.
Yeah.
Storybook land,
storybook land,
a storybook land.
Families enjoy a world of imagination inspired by familiar nursery rhymes.
So there's Humpty Dumpty,
Hickory Dickory dock.
And then, oh, and then there's the Land of Oz.
Oh, there's two different places.
And then there's Land of Oz located within
Storybook Land.
Sorry for not reading this. Portrays the well-known
characters and settings of the wonderful Wizard of
Oz written by L. Frank Baum.
Dorothy's house features a gift
shop and offers a simulated tornado
experience with special lighting and sound effects.
You can stroll down the Olympic road,
visit Dorothy's farmstead and munchkin land,
take a ride on the 30 horse Allen Herschel carousel,
or enjoy the wizards balloon ride.
That's amazing.
That's pretty crazy.
What other examples could you say?
Like similar to that?
Like you're from New York.
You,
you, you, you hear that's a bad tragedy well until you've had two
huge buildings fall down don't talk to me feel rumbling like what all right you're from well
you came all the way from new orleans why didn't you come to the new orleans show what a little
storm a little rain yeah right what until you've had to sleep in a football stadium.
Don't talk to me.
That's yeah.
Yeah.
The odds of that were insane.
Last thing I wrote down from that weekend is Rachel got a DM and just
screenshot it,
pass it along to me.
This is from Bethany.
She has one followers,
zero posts.
This is the DM to Rachel.
Oh,
that's never a good sign.
Hi, Trey.
Good start.
To Rachel.
Yeah.
Not to you.
Not even to me.
This is to Rachel.
Hi, Trey.
I've been a follower of yours for years.
Before you were married, even.
Huge fan.
4.5 fan.
I messaged you earlier today, period.
I'm traveling through Fargo, Indy.
Today we tried to attend your show.
I am a single mom,
and my toddler and I couldn't buy $65 tickets
even though we arrived late
and there was only 10 minutes left of your show.
I asked if my child and I could sit in the back.
These three ladies said they work for you,
and we were not allowed to even sit in the back
for the last 10 minutes of your show.
I asked if we could buy a ticket, and they said no.
I am extremely disappointed.
Thanks, Bethany.
Oh, sorry, Beth.
What is Rachel supposed to do with that?
Did she respond?
Did she say, hey, Beth, it's me, Trey.
Hey, Chloe.
It's me, Rachel.
Trey, sorry.
Yeah, I was like, sorry you're getting bothered with that
and did she send you the same thing uh yeah i then i looked at my dms she'd copied and pasted
said to me hey trey and uh i was like trey have you heard about this he's like oh yeah i've been
getting emails dms every account everything she has hit me up and really he's like i'm sorry like
i don't do you think i'm on stage being like
don't let her in not her keep the single mom out yeah i don't employ these people the ushers i
wish you could have came too i'm not in charge of the fargo security i mean if anything she did him
a favor saving him saving her 65 for the last 10 minutes yeah it's not that good yeah it's it's
funny that she didn't like she gets rejected she thinks you know
what that was probably good there's like 10 minutes left she's like i'm more mad now yeah
i wish i could have spent that money that's too bad and yeah dming rachel's wild how did you do
you have i guess maybe you like have posted about her on your story like on your instagram but like
are you have you tagged her in your profile like how far did she have to dig to find Rachel's contact?
Probably when we got engaged, that photo.
Yeah.
So.
She thought, this will get there.
This is how I'll get a refund.
Well, I guess I didn't spend any money, so I can't get a refund.
But I need something instead.
I just want you to.
Give me your phone.
I'll respond to it.
I'll talk to Beth.
Stir it up now.
Hey, just now seeing this,
we are coming back to Fargo
and would love to offer you 10 minutes.
We'll all do the last 10 minutes.
It's mainly callbacks,
so it's not going to make much sense.
That is something to behold.
Yeah, kind of funny.
People are fun.
Does he have many issues with people like that very often?
I think so.
I think I'm somewhat guessing
but i'm sure if he does a big venue there's 2 000 people there i'm sure five are upset about
something and yeah i don't know if it's something he handles or his assistant does i don't know
who deals with it but has the benefits of not being the headliner how how many do you think
he listens or gosh i'll say listens uh, uh, reads most of his DMS.
I wonder how many he gets.
Yeah.
I think if you life unsolicited advice, if you want to DM a celebrity, make sure they
don't have a story up.
Cause that's when you get a flood of DMS.
That's when it gets hard to like see everything.
If you post something that people are replying to, but if you're like radio silent, very
easy to see those DMs.
That's a good word.
Yeah.
Because you get 10.
Yeah.
Versus a thousand.
But no,
if Trey makes a,
like a really compelling or,
you know,
really interesting Instagram stories,
there's no way you can see all of them.
Right.
Um,
a few quick random thoughts for you.
Great.
Should I be proud of the fact that I've only had one pair of AirPods?
Because I am proud of that
oh yeah never lost them and never upgraded more more about lost than upgraded that i'm proud of
because there's been times there's been times where it's we've had some scares there's been
like i don't know i haven't seen him in like four days there's one time had he found one of them in
our lawn do you remember that wow maybe both of them i don't know how that even happened
but like as i was, I put
my AirPods on my bedside table
last night. I was going to bed. I was like,
that's pretty amazing. Those things are small
and yeah,
even the case is small.
Those things could get lost easily.
That is impressive. I don't lose things often
and I'm on my second Apple watch
in a year and a half and I can't find the one I currently
have. Oh, really?
Good for you.
How'd you lose the other one?
I left it in an Uber
after playing Padel in Australia.
That's right.
Yep.
Bummer.
And now our house,
you saw our house,
it's full of food truck supplies.
We got 200 pounds of granola
and peanut butter and honey
and all that stuff.
The watch is somewhere
and all that.
You basically explode
the food truck
into your living room.
It's in our living room.
Which is a pretty fun scene to see. Yeah,'t have kids yeah fine you'll be fine um anyway just
had that random thought i don't know i don't know how many other people are losing them or
and or buying new ones but i just personally like maybe that says something more about me and my
penchants penchants is that a word i don't know if you have a pen if you're my penchant
well i'm gonna you have a penchant. My penchant?
Well, I'm going to look it up.
Penchant.
A strong or habitual liking to something
or tendency to do something.
I have a penchant for losing things.
Correct. Kind of.
Enough to where I'm proud of this.
You know? You did it.
Because it's small.
Like a phone, you use it all the time.
AirPods, I might not use for days on end.
Easy to lose.
Easy to lose.
Yeah.
That's good.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Let's see.
Oh, I watched The Truman Show for the first time this week.
How was it?
You seen it?
No.
You would love it, dude.
Jim Carrey.
You would love it.
Okay.
I should watch it.
It's a little bit of a thinker, and that's why you would love it.
Fun.
Do you know what it's about?
Yeah.
He's like, yeah, a little bit.
Enough.
I kind of had the main idea is everyone's watching him on a TV show.
It's part of an experiment show kind of thing.
Yeah.
It was cool.
I don't know why I haven't seen it.
I don't know if it's truly filmed in Seaside, or if Seaside was modeled after the Truman Show,
but I think that was the inspiration for Catherine and her mom to watch it.
It's because we were at Cinnamon Shore, which looked like Seaside.
So this utopian society, basically.
What platform is it on?
She rented it on Amazon Prime.
But I got Plex.
I'll give it to you.
Anyway, I thought you'd seen it, so I thought we were going to talk about it. I'm sorry. I'm sure I got Plex. I'll give it to you. Anyway, I thought you'd seen it
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I'm sorry. I'm sure I would love it.
I really think you would.
You'd think it was an above average movie.
I'll watch it.
It's a good one. It's a thinker.
It's like, ooh, are we all in the Truman Show?
That's a camera. That's a camera.
It's a prank video.
It was pretty ahead of it i mean
i don't know when it was when it came out but it's pretty fun to think about like how crazy
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Oh,
also, speaking of Mr. Beast,
kind of, been listening to a few How I Built This episodes.
Which ones? That's so random.
I haven't listened to that in five years, and I started listening
to it this week. Never have I ever listened to it until
yesterday, and I listened to three on the way home.
Driving.
Guy Raz?
Getting on my nerves a little bit.
He's a little annoying.
Yeah.
I'm not listening for Guy.
I'm listening for the interviews.
Yeah.
I listened to about half of the Dutch Bros one.
Okay.
And then Calvin Beck told me to listen to the Kona Ice one.
Okay. So I'm listening to that one right now.
Oh, because you're listening more for the Bondi Bullets.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, I listened to Dude Perfect.
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Mark Rober.
Oh, I've listened.
Yep.
And Rhett and Link.
Cool.
Yeah.
Yeah, Rhett and Link.
Christian guys at one point.
Bummed me out, dude.
Yeah.
That made, that was, yeah, it truly, like, I was, like, so pumped as I was listening.
I was like, this is me and Jake.
Holy cow.
Like, this is, whoa, this is crazy how similar this is and then they're like we don't
consider ourselves Christians anymore I was like that's and and that made me then go back to dude
perfect and be like that's why I think I love them so much they're studs you know that next
level of the appreciation for them yeah it just me sad. So hopefully they'll bring it back.
Come on back.
Rhett and Link.
Come on back.
But yeah,
I can't remember what has been annoying me about Guy Ross,
but there's something where I'm like,
I used to think he was really good at this.
And now that I'm listening to it,
I think I can't believe you're the guy in charge of this.
You're not that good at this.
Really?
I don't remember what it is now.
Sometimes his questions are pretty like,
if all you do is answer his question,
it's not a very good question.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, so like, was that hard?
You know?
And of course, like he's expecting you to say,
yeah, I mean, it was hard.
We'd spent days on, you know, whatever.
But like, that's not a very good question.
Yeah.
I don't know.
But yeah, I've been listening to a lot of podcasts recently.
Unsolicited advice,
number five from Brad from big daddy. There's a podcast for parents that I really enjoyed.
I say it to Rachel cause it's a lot about therapy stuff. Um, but the episode it's, it's called honestly by Barry Weiss. Uh, and the episode is called the kids are not all right,
or aren't all right. Or something like that. Okay. Very, very interesting. I'll just leave it at that.
Great.
And Rachel, it was fun because I got to listen to Rachel talk about
her therapy side of things.
That's neat.
Yeah.
I love that.
Yeah.
Lots of podcasts recently, which is fun.
Neato.
Should we do our wins of the week?
Yes.
Let's do it um my overarching win of the week just family vacation was awesome it was so much fun um smaller win of the week is having great
neighbors that watered our plants while we were gone oh yeah rachel's all all over it packages
plant water and whatever yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
So shout out to those people in my life.
I'm filthy rich and things that matter.
Filthy rich.
Same.
My win of the week, gotta be my dad.
Okay. He's been so helpful doing all this Bondi stuff.
I mean, he works for a food distributor company.
And so we've been going back and forth like, hey, could you get me the food?
But on top of that, there's been so many other conversations about the best way to
do this and I could save you money here. And well, now that food is getting shipped to a place that
doesn't have a truck. All right, here's what we're going to do. Like thinking like, what would I have
done if I just had a random sales rep? There's no way I would have been given this much attention.
Yeah. He wouldn't have answered every quick call. Yes. And like my dad's having a special order
stuff for me. They don't carry dragon fruit, pitaya, you know, bases, you know, like really bending over backwards. And
yeah, it's been really helpful amidst all the other chaos and things not going well. Like at least
we're talking all, we talk twice a day, every day about like specific work things. I've never
emailed my dad before. We're emailing now. We're saying things like see below attached. We've never
spoken. Attached? Yeah. I didn't know my dad knew how to attach a file.
Yeah.
He's doing great.
I got to give him credit.
He's pronouncing acai really well, which I wouldn't have thought.
Having a little trouble with some other words.
The word pataya, he doesn't even say that word because it's too, he's like, I don't
even know what this word is.
So he avoids that.
And then the word dragon fruit, the fruit, he calls it dragon food.
So he's not too far away there, but he's nailing Acai,
which is by far the hardest part.
Yeah, really?
I can see him like just short edge to pit.
Yeah, we got some pit coming.
We got your pit bases and your Acai bases.
That's great.
Yeah, it's been awesome.
We talk all the time because we kind of have to,
and yeah,
it's been really helpful.
I remember when I was getting ready to go to college and that's like my dad's
whole,
when he worked at a college,
you know,
admissions and stuff,
academic advisor.
And so it is really fun to like get to get in your dad's world and like watch
him,
watch him cook basically like watch like totally.
Cause like,
Hey,
you don't need these gloves.
And then you have so much more appreciation for what they do too.
Like, it's like, Oh snap snap like you are better than this random sales
rep that i have or what like i remember having a advisor at k-state and i came back to my dad
i was like yeah they did this and my dad's like oh no let me let me handle this stuff like i'll
figure this you guys sign up for sports marketing no you don't want no don't want that to be your
degree whatever so uh sweet love love steve love dave love dads happy father's day happy father's No, don't. You don't want that to be your degree. Whatever. Sweet. Love, Steve.
Love, Dave.
Love, dads.
Happy Father's Day.
Happy Father's Day.
Yeah.
Both of my dads coming in town this weekend.
Yeah?
Just guys?
And by that, I just mean Rachel's dad.
Yeah, Richie was going to be like,
the truck is in its place.
We're up and running.
A little soft open.
Come help.
And now it's just like,
just hang out.
We're golf or something.
I don't know.
Just give me a hug. Come see Brad.ad yeah do you want to pull start a generator yeah to get tommy on it dude
oh i've been on the phone with tommy this week don't worry i've been on dude yeah i mean i already
feel i'm self-conscious about how much i've talked about bondi stuff but it is a tenth of everything
that's happened and the phone calls i've made and don't be self-conscious the perils of all this it
could still be its own podcast episode but yeah I've been on the phone with
Tommy multiple times yeah it's funny it's all good though it's all good I'm filthy rich
in the what how do we word it things that matter things that matter yep love it uh you want to go
viral oh comment of the week comment of the week know, tie a bow around these two things. I found this one yesterday,
and it said, this is a Ghost Runners podcast YouTube comment
from JackG1899.
I think last week we talked about Gen Z.
They care a lot about the UV index.
Yes.
And so this guy said,
UV index isn't even talked about a lot in Australia.
So I was like, oh, this is kind of interesting.
And he said,
it's just always frizzle fry radiation
style worldwide.
That really cracked me up. I wasn't expecting
that reference, especially from an Australian.
But Jack G, thank you.
And also, I feel like you should be talking
about it in Australia. But maybe what
he's saying is the one place you should be like, it's just
it's you're in
bad shape no matter what. Just put on
sunscreen. Dude, I'm trying to find this. Somebody DM me something really kind and I'm trying to find it
now. It's on Facebook and Facebook. Get your act together. Search together. Get everything together.
Get your get your chat like Facebook Messenger is so like I think it was one of those like
requests. I don't think I've approved the request yet. And so it's like, I can't even find it.
Just know that was so kind.
The,
the general idea was like,
Hey,
I know you're in a hard time of life with these kids or whatever,
but just know what you're doing in the mundane is not mundane.
It's important.
I'll find another one though.
Cause that's,
um,
man,
it was kind.
It was,
they sent it this morning and
um let's see i'll click on this and i'll find just the freaking first one i
okay okay okay alexis j huge fan of ours alexis. Alexis. So grateful. I have this podcast to
listen to Monday mornings and Wednesdays, but especially Monday. I wake up much earlier before
my family to reset the house for the week and Jake and Brad and time in our great company.
Thanks. That's sweet. I like, I like imagining that I like reset the house. I like, yeah. Like
being, yeah. Being somebody that, or we can, we can help with that. We can help
habit stack that for you of like,
well, I don't really want to do this,
or it's kind of a hard mundane thing,
but I get to listen to the podcast episode.
Got a little crutch.
Yes.
Healthy distraction.
Yes.
That's fun.
Okay, now you may ask.
Ah, gosh, I just clapped into my microphone.
You want to go viral?
Permission to go viral?
Permission granted.
All right, let's go ahead. I'm going to look more towards the one camera we have. I've got to go viral permission to go viral permission granted all right um let's go
ahead i'm gonna look more towards the one camera we have i've got to go viral with the wide
all right i'm gonna pretend you're over here jake if your life depended on it what song could you
sing word for word oh oh all right first thing comes to mind would be a Weird Al version of a song when I was a kid.
Yeah.
So it would probably be maybe – so Weird Al's version of Hot in Here by Nelly is called Rotten Here.
Okay.
And I think I could – I mean, I don't know.
I've never tested it, but that's probably the best option yeah give
me can you can you in on on top of your top of your head can you give me the I'm gonna do that
again off the top of your head can you give me like the first couple lines yeah let's see so
you know the first is like the kind of listening so right and yeah so right in here oh ah yeah um Yeah. Oh. Ah. Yeah. So the words go.
It was like the last day before trash day.
My place was getting kind of nasty.
Even though the garbage I knew would reek.
Thought that I could leave it for one more week.
Then I'm taking birthday cake.
And oh, chili and greasy.
Oh, bacon.
Throw it all on top of the mess I've been making.
Wife's so mad she starts
to shake and leaky bags and now the girl is nagging i'm asking she's asking i need you to
get that stuff off the kitchen floor is that too much to ask you for oh but i see no reason why i
can't let a few more weeks go by uh uh and now garbage is piled up high And buddy you can see the flies I said it's getting right in here
You better hold your nose
I am
I forget the lady part
Whatever
You gotta remember the lady part
It is
Starting to rot
I don't know the lady part
I'm gonna take my clothes
That's just the real version I don't know the lady part. I'm going to take my clothes off.
That's just the real version.
I can't think.
Okay.
That was a great start.
Is that?
Yeah.
I think I could,
if I can remember how the second verse starts,
I'm sure I could get the second verse too.
Okay.
Do I need to prove it or do you feel good?
No, no, no.
I was not planning on you proving it.
Yeah.
So probably something like that.
It was just the right age. I listened to it over and over and it's catchy it's obviously a very good song it's an original form do you have something that
comes to mind uh tequila oh i don't know um uh yeah probably no not not probably like a christmas
song like i think those are the songs i listen to over and over again every year.
So I bet I know all the words to a Christmas song.
Yeah.
Or just get spiritual amazing grace.
There you go.
I said tequila,
so I have to go to amazing grace. Yeah.
Tequila.
I'm sure there's more.
What if you mess that up?
Tequila.
Ah, dang it.
Boom.
Boom.
No, no, no, no, no!
Sorry, I didn't know what to come in.
I got nervous about the timing.
Oh, man.
It's a granula.
Fun question.
Yeah.
Kind of a fun thing to think about, right?
Weird Al.
Let's think of Weird Al adjacent.
Sorry, that's me.
I'm,
I'm pulling on my,
it's fine.
Uh,
headphones.
Um,
we're not like,
does he have a song called stairway to Kevin?
Like where it's like,
uh,
like you have to go,
you know,
get your TV fixed,
but it's a long stairway up.
You know,
you gotta hold like it's tough.
Love to Kevin knocking on kevin's door knocking
on kevin's door so sequel once you get up the stairway uh-huh yeah i i'm trying there's always
like rumors of things that weird al did do i think he's coming back i didn't make that song or
whatever like there was uh gosh i can't think of the example now. Whatever. Shouldn't have brought it up.
Did you have a Weird Al phase growing up?
One album of his,
and the funny thing was,
I don't even think I realized at the time that a lot of,
I knew some of the songs were parodies,
but I didn't connect that they're all parodies.
Well, he does some originals too.
No, but these are definitely parodies.
I still know the original song.
I see, I see.
It was the album with Amish Paradise on it.
Okay.
I think that was one earlier than what I got into.
Amish Paradise.
I remember Lump, which was, or Gump.
Lump is the original song.
Gump, like a Forrest Gump song.
Amish Paradise is so good.
A local boy hit me in the butt last week.
Just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek.
Yeah.
So. Yeah, it's a great song yeah i'm trying to remember the other ones on there but um the album i had was poodle hat
and it had yeah rotten here it had losers uh oh what was it called it was the tm and m's
lose yourself okay it was about TV. Okay.
I don't know if you remember hearing that one.
Like, if you had all the channels you could ever want,
like, would you go for it or just let it slip?
My Baloney instead of My Sharona.
That's fun.
Another one, Rides the Bus.
I think I downloaded that one on LimeWire back in the day. Okay.
I downloaded on LimeWire White and Nerdy.
That came out probably freshman year, Riding Dirty.
I was over my phase of Weird Al, I think, by that point.
I was in the thick of it.
It was on my MySpace.
My top song was White and Nerdy by Weird Al.
This is so great.
Avril Lavigne's Complicated.
Did a version of that.
Constipated.
I think I've heard that one.
Not bad.
Yeah, he's just...
He made a living.
He did it.
How did he do that?
Like, he must have just, like, had to profit share with them on.
Yeah, I don't know how it works legally.
Maybe he just goes out and gets permission and they say, go for it, Al.
All right, hopefully we haven't already done this one before,
but I got one for you, Brad.
Okay.
Can you name the five most pop...
Dang it.
It always takes two.
Can you name the five most popular cities in the world?
No.
Can you guess?
Yes.
All different countries.
Really?
Yeah.
I was going to say they're all in China,
and I don't know.
Beijing.
No.
Beijing is number eight.
Calcutta. No? what is that india is it really i know you told me about the oh there it is calcutta calcutta yeah it's 16th okay sorry what'd you say dubai no but it kind of sounds like that
oh wait that's seventh anyway sorry doesn't it doesn't matter. Okay, Tokyo.
Tokyo's number one.
Really?
Oh, arigato.
I taught Hattie some Japanese words the other day.
Good.
They were on a raft. Surrender.
Sorry, this is not viral.
This is not time.
They were on a raft, and they were going from Texas.
Bo wanted to go to Texas, and then they wanted to go to France,
and then they wanted to go to Tokyo.
And so they went to Tokyo, and I go, oh, Konnichiwa. And I thought, Arigato. Um, okay. Tokyo number
one. Yes. Um, is Hong Kong, is that a city? It is not on here. Okay. Um, I think it's a country.
Okay. Uh, New York is? New York City is 11th.
Okay.
I'm going to be so bad at this because I think they're all Asian and I don't know.
No, no, no.
You can get all these.
Really?
Yeah.
These are all doable.
Rio de Janeiro.
No.
Right country though.
Sao Paulo.
Sao Paulo.
Sao Paulo.
Sao Paulo is number four.
Obrigado, Josh.
Okay, number four?
Brazil.
Sao Paulo, number four.
Okay.
How about Mexico de Efe?
Mexico City?
Ciudad.
Ciudad de Mexico. Ciudad de Mexico.
Mexico de Efe, Mexico.
Yeah, number five.
Okay.
Okay, homes.
Tight, tight.
Oh, tight, tight.
There were some people building the house next to ours at cinnamon shore and they're all mexican they love me by the end of
the week oh yeah you go hey how we doing home i love keon don ramon pretty good what does that
mean well keon that means like what's up in like Mexican slang.
So que onda, Ramon is kind of like what's up.
Like it's kind of like a-
What's up, Chuck?
It's kind of like see you later, alligator or something.
Que onda, Ramon?
Que onda, Ramon?
Hey, que onda, Ramon?
I get you.
Tienes limonade?
They either love me or they're just like trained.
Like be nice to the people paying the money for this thing.
The white people.
Be nice.
They're like, this guy's an idiot um all right so somewhere you have tokyo
okay um two more left they're both asian okay tokyo beijing um both asian
see this is this is we got india and china they're both those were that's two and three oh
okay that's why i don't know him uh bombay no ah bombay mr bombay oh man this is embarrassing of
like oh he doesn't know anything about no it's okay so number two is a town i've a town number
two is like one of the massivest cities in the world.
It's a tiny little place.
I've never heard it called this.
It would be like if we called it York City.
Like, oh, I always put the new
in front of it.
New Delhi.
Delhi.
Yes.
Delhi.
Delhi.
Delhi.
Delhi.
Delhi.
Hey, Delhi.
Delhi.
Taj Mahal.
Delhi.
Delhi.
Oh, wow.
The caste system.
Delhi. Delhi. Oh, so I The cast system, Deli Deli.
Oh, Swamp Dog Millionaire, Deli Deli.
Too far?
Most of the clip is going to be India.
I'm telling you now, make most of the clip India.
That's funny.
Okay, so yeah, it's just called Deli.
I always thought it was New Delhi.
Is New Delhi a country?
Maybe this is the old Delhi.
I don't know.
Maybe they just dropped the new.
It's no longer new. At a certain point, it's just Delhi now. Classic rock Hey, drop the the. It's no longer new. Sometime you have to be like.
At a certain point.
Yeah.
She's deli.
Classic rock used to be new rock.
That's a good point.
All right, last one.
Is it Chinese?
I know you've heard it.
Taipei.
Beijing.
Hong Kong.
Come on, you got this.
Shanghai.
Yes.
Shanghai.
I was like, it's S.
Shanghai.
Shanghai.
Shanghai. Hey, there's S. Shanghai. Shanghai.
Hey, there's Shang.
Oh, hi.
Hi, Shang.
Oh, wow.
Look at Shang up in that tree.
I need to go tell my mom.
Hey, mom!
Shanghai!
Shanghai!
That was Bo.
The cat's name is Shang.
He's worried about him.
Whoa, dude.
You call the fire department?
What's up with you, Shane?
Not much.
Same thing that's up with you, I think.
Whoa, you Shane High?
Stupid.
That's a drug joke.
Okay.
Six was Cairo.
Who would have thought?
Big old town.
I bet the Egyptians knew.
I didn't.
What was New York?
Seven?
Eleven?
New York City is 11th.
Biggest in the US, but...
Yeah, I know that we're small in a lot of ways, but...
Yeah.
Not in our waistlines.
It's only 11th to 23rd.
There's some big towns.
Okay, Jake.
We're going to put one minute on the board.
This is a... No, we're going to put one minute on the board. This is a...
No, we're going to do 30 seconds.
40 seconds.
I hope it's Weird Al again.
This is Family Feud Fast Money.
Great.
All right.
So you got 40 seconds to get 200 points.
Family Feud Fast Money.
This is great.
Rachel and I were doing Fast Money just each other last week for fun.
I don't even know about that, brother.
We didn't go viral.
Okay.
How about 30 seconds?
I think I can type them in pretty quick.
We're doing 30 seconds.
Okay.
Up to you.
You know what?
I'm going to record your answers, and then we're going to...
Then I will type them in after.
Okay, fine.
60-second clip.
Good call.
Okay.
Excuse me. I tried to call. Okay. Excuse me.
I tried to pause.
Okay.
Come on out for...
Like, triplets, I need two.
Yeah.
Or I can say the beginning.
Give me Jake!
Give me Brad!
Second round, all points are doubled.
All right.
Fast money.
30 seconds on the clock right now.
All right, Jake.
Time starts after I read the first question.
What's something you drink to make you warmer?
Hot chocolate.
Name something that can be spoiled.
Milk.
Name a city that is best known for its nightlife.
Miami.
Name a place where you can often find an elevator.
Hotel.
Name a style of music that you'd be surprised to hear that a teenager listens to
Oldies
Ding ding ding ding ding ding
Okay good answers
Good answers
I love Family Feud
The other families they're always
So cheesy
Give them the X
What's something you drink to make you warmer
You said
Hot chocolate Survey says Hexo Yeah Alright What's something you drink To make you warmer You said Hot cocoa
Hot chocolate
Whatever
Hot chocolate
Survey says
Ding
36
Oh
Good start
My family loves it
Name something that can be spoiled
You said
Milk
Leche
Number one answer
56
Family feud's easy
Name a city that's best known for its nightlife.
You said, bienvenido a mi, a mi.
Survey says...
Wow.
How long ago was this survey taken?
Also, I love the Steve Harvey has turned into Steve Harvey.
Oh, you said...
New York. Well, I think New York was number one. Vegas, you say it! New York.
Well, I think New York was number one.
Vegas, New Orleans.
I should have gone Vegas.
Miami, though.
Name a place where you often find an elevator.
You said hotel.
Survey says 38.
All right, 167.
You need 33 more.
Wow, to get it all on my own.
To get it all on your own.
To not even need a partner. That 33 more. Wow. To get it all on my own. To get it all on your own. To not even need a partner.
That's true.
Okay.
Name a style of music that you'd be surprised to hear that teenager listen to.
I don't think I got 33 out of this.
You said.
Oldies.
Oldies.
Survey said.
Bah.
Nothing.
What are some.
Number one answer was classical.
I think that's different than the classics.
Yeah, I guess so.
Classical, then country,
then jazz, and then opera.
Country is wrong,
but the others I'm okay with.
I'm going to send you this link,
and there's a second one on here.
Will you do it for me?
Hey, 167, just by myself.
I've set my wife up for success here yeah that's true in the real family feud
all right so i just sent you that and then if you click or scroll down there's a second quiz
down there also i forgot to time you for 30 seconds i just trusted that you did it the first
four felt really quick so i took a little time with the last answer.
Also,
why am I getting
the spinny wheel on my Mac?
I told you,
you want anything broken,
you let me own it
for a little bit.
I feel like that shouldn't happen.
You spinning that wheel?
I'm just trying to,
messages,
not responding.
Okay.
Do a little force quit.
You want me to,
well, DM.
Do it on your phone.
DM.
DM me.
Enseñame los DMms scott loved that all right let me just do it on my phone it should just work what were you saying scroll down
uh yeah if you scroll down there's another quiz that is like oh okay if you have 22 yeah great
okay did you click play quiz or just ask?
I just asked and then I played quiz.
Okay.
30 seconds on the clock.
Fast Money, Family Feud, Brad.
Got it.
And we begin.
Name a country that speaks Spanish.
Mexico.
Name something that breaks down.
Car.
Name another word for book.
Pass.
How long is an unbearable commute?
45 minutes.
How old would you like your first child to be before their
first date? 18.
Name another word for book.
Document. Idiot.
Gosh darn it!
Another word for book?
What? What is is what is that what i can't think of a single i can't think of a single answer for that i don't know right now what another word for book i said novel i
thought in libro oh that's a good answer a novel i mean I mean, still, it took me... I wrote a novel. I wrote a... 30 seconds to say. Or a document.
Some people say they write documents in books.
Dang it.
All right.
Libro.
Sure said Libro.
All right.
Brad, it was... Name a country that speaks Spanish.
You said Mexico.
24 points.
Okay.
Number one answer was... I can't see that
Until the end
Okay
Name something
That breaks down
You said car
Number one answer
44 points
Felt good about that one
Name another word
For book
You said document
Doesn't get
You're like
Maybe I need to type
Alright How long is an unbearable commute you said 45 minutes yes you said 45 minutes
should have said an hour 15 points okay so i'm right on track for 200 not nothing mr 200 here
how many points do I have so far?
It says... Oh, I tried to pause it.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Pop up.
It says 83.
I think it's giving you all the points below there, though.
Okay.
How old would you like your first child to be before the first date?
You said?
18.
18 is the number one answer.
Hey!
27 points.
You hear that, Hattie?
It's normal.
Number one answer
for a country that speaks Spanish
was Spain.
Dang it.
Name another word for book.
Number one answer
was novel.
Ah!
55 points.
The other answers were
story,
paperback,
tome.
What's tome?
Tome?
T-O-M-E.
Four points for tome. Look at the tome t-o-m-e four points for tome look at the definition it says a book oh okay number one answer for unbearable commute was one hour yeah 41 points 45 minutes is just
me being honest so you got there was 68 and then 15 so Yikes. Not good. Yeah.
Never mind.
You had 83.
Okay.
Not bad.
All right.
Oh, tomes are like those old books from like Lord of the Rings. Like a big old like Once Upon a Time.
And a land far, far away.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, they see at the beginning of a kid's movie or something.
All right.
All right.
Brad, can you name the top five most common fears
and americans yes you don't have to say the actual name you know i'll meet you halfway okay um
arachnophobia arachnophobia the fear of spiders and other arachnids is number three. Okay. That is the one I felt good about.
How about racism?
No?
The fear of other races or the fear of racism?
The fear of racism.
Yeah, like being scared of like, what if we go back in time?
Yeah.
What if I move further south?
Yeah.
I'm not seeing it on here.
Phobia?
Okay.
How about fire? Anybody scared of fire out there? No. Okay. I'm not seeing it right here. Rhesophobia. Okay. How about fire? Anybody
scared of fire out there? No. Okay. How about, oh, of course, heights. Number one. Number one
answer. Yeah. Fear of heights. Acrophobia. Acrophobia. You're afraid of acrobats. Oh yeah.
Another thing I think a lot of people are scared of, myself included, snakes. is snakes is number four okay ophidiophobia oh would you rather me said that yeah next time
you say that okay ophidiophobia yeah number four um it could be attributed to personal experiences
evolutionary causes oh hey time out millions of years or cultural influences okay edit that part out too
i'm in it i'm not out of it let's see what else are people scared of heights is uh
and you can't do this without without some high airplanes yeah flying yeah yeah aerophobia number
two interesting i want to hear about some well maybe we shouldn't like force you to talk about your fears,
but like,
I've never been scared of flying.
I've been a little,
I mean,
you can be,
I understand heights.
Cause you're like looking down at like a skyscraper.
Like,
Whoa.
Oh yeah.
You get that felt a little bit,
but like you're in an airplane.
They're pilots.
You're not doing it.
I'm scared of turbulence.
I'm scared.
I can't open up the emergency exit door.
I'm scared of racism on an airplane. Sure the airplane itself okay um other fears just death is that is that no that's
a good guess okay um no i'm not seeing death anywhere on here what are you scared of oh i'm
really freaked out of peanut butter uh those top five allergies i feel good about those
four i don't yeah so this one is um i probably wouldn't have guessed this but it's guessable
it's common i feel like um like my aunt angie is kind of this way i think certain i think it's
probably more common in women maybe they've had a bad experience with this thing, and now they're scared of them. Dogs?
Dogs! Well done.
Sinophobia. Would have thought
it would have been caninophobia.
Kinophobia. Sinophobia is the fear of dogs,
which is often associated with
specific personal experiences,
such as being bit by a dog during childhood.
Woof.
If you're
curious, number six is like injections.
Okay.
Seven is thunder and lightning.
Grow up.
Eight is being alone or a place where escape might be difficult.
Yeah.
Sure.
Is that what?
It's called agoraphobia.
Agoraphobia?
Or agoraphobia.
Misophobia is the excessive fear of germs and dirt.
Oh, misophobia.
Grow up. And then number 10 is like social Oh, my so phobia. Grow up.
And then number 10 is like social anxiety disorder
or social phobia.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
I have one more for you, Jake.
And I have one more for you as well, my friend.
We should figure out a name for this.
So Jake, help me out with this as we, I mean, whatever.
The idea of it is like two different phrases that you meld together to make one thing.
A penny saved, give a mouse a cookie.
Yeah, but not exactly like that.
It'd be like a penny saved is a penny earned.
And then the earned is the beginning of the next phrase.
Okay, gotcha.
That make sense?
So do we, what do we call it?
Four scored, seven trumpets went around.
Exactly.
Jericho.
Yeah.
I'll do better.
Yeah.
I'll make you guess.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So let's just call this segment conjoined Siamese phrases.
Yes.
I don't know.
Jake, can you guess these Siamese phrases?
Love it.
All right.
Yeah.
This first one is an Adele song
combined with needing to postpone something.
Or the fact that you postponed it.
You postponed it so you need to do this.
Adele song?
Yeah, I got to figure out the Adele song.
Do I set fire to something?
Set fire to the plans.
Hello, got to cancel.
You're on the right track.
Set fire, what's it called?
Really?
Set fire to the rain.
Set fire to the plans?
No, no, no.
So you say the whole thing.
So set fire to the rain.
Oh, okay, okay.
It's not like interrupted.
Right. Okay, set fire to the rain. Oh, okay, okay. It's not like interrupted. Right.
Okay.
Set fire to the rain.
And what was the second one described?
You have to cancel plans?
Yeah.
Oh, set fire to the rain check.
Set fire to the rain check.
Okay, I understand how this works now.
You're getting it now.
Okay, set fire to the rain check.
This is Siamese, yeah.
Yeah, this is kind of,
there's like a Wheel of Fortune category.
It's kind of like this.
Before and after or something?
Yes.
We'll call it Siamese then.
Siamese phrase is better.
Well, because Siamese,
half of their face is the next face.'s a good point yeah okay hey it's christmas but also it's christmas and
i have access to every single game
okay got it sir i to buy these shoes.
Shoes.
No.
Go for the second one first.
I have access to every single game.
That means you have... Unlimited games.
I have all the games.
I have...
I have access to go to every single game.
Okay.
Oh, is this like an actual game?
Oh, I have season passes.
Season tickets.
Yes.
So that's the second one. Oh. Jesus is have season passes. Season tickets. Yes. So that's the second one.
Oh.
Jesus is the reason for the season tickets.
Yes.
No.
I mean, I like that.
I said, tis the season tickets.
Tis the season tickets.
Sorry, I had to get religious.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Dead Rockstar, Super Quirky.
Okay.
Okay.
Shrek 2.
Dead Rockstar, Super Quirky. Kurt. Shrek 2. Dead Rockstar, super quirky.
Kurt Cobain in boots.
I don't know.
I love Cobain in boots.
Okay.
Cobain in boots.
Okay.
All right.
Shrek 2.
Shrek 2.
Shrek 2.
No, no.
Let's start with Antonio Ben.
Rockstar who has his own symbol.
Do you know that?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Shrek 2. Shrek 2.
Shrek 2.
What happened to Prince?
Yeah, Prince.
Yeah.
Prince Charming.
Yeah, the artist formerly known as Prince.
The artist formerly known as Prince Charming.
Yes.
Okay, a few more.
If you like these.
Yeah, it's tough.
All right.
This one's tough to say in a few words, but, um,
looking at looking, let me start again. Uh, Hey, looking forward to the future
because it's even brighter than what we've had so far.
David Crowder song also a stereotypical thing you say thing you say to make sure that anybody is welcome at your church.
Okay, okay.
I got the second one.
I got the second one.
What was the first one again?
The future is better than the past.
The future is better than the past.
Yeah, looking forward to the future
because it's going to be even better than the past.
Oh, man.
The future is...
I don't know.
The second one has come as you are,
but I don't know what the first is. Okay, so the second one has come as you are but i don't know what the first okay so the last word has come yes okay okay you want me to the future is as bright as
they come as you are not the worst but the okay best the best is yet to come as you are that's
right that's right reason for the season tidings and boots okay next one um
you you do this because it's appropriate because of the setting that you're in yeah and hey it's
gonna take a while okay it's gonna take a while it's kind of i i can make it way easier but it's
more fun to like give it a little more obscure. Give it a couple guesses.
All right.
If I was trying to do these fast, we could rock them out.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hey.
Do this because it's appropriate here.
Do this because it's appropriate.
You know?
Yeah.
Wait.
You skinny dipped in Portugal?
Well, I mean, hey.
It's apropos.
It's apropos.
When in Rome.
Yes.
Yes.
What was the second one again?
I already forgot.
No, you got it. It's going to take a while. It's going, bro. When in Rome. Yes. Yes. What was the second one again? I already forgot. No, you got it.
It's going to take a while.
It's going to take a while.
It's going to take a while.
When in, roaming around, waiting.
Rome.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know it's Rome, but waiting around.
It's going to take a while.
It's not going to happen right away.
Oh, when in Rome wasn't built in a day.
Very good.
Ooh.
All right, all right, all right. These are tough. There's some people out there who are probably really good at this.
Props to you.
Alright, alright, alright. We got this one.
Alright, I'll do good.
I'm going to do this one in non-verbals.
Four words. Great.
Mahomes
Association. Got it.
Three words. Hanks. Mahomes Association. Got it. Three words.
Hanks.
Mahomes Association is called 15 for the Mahomes.
Crap.
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, quarterback, quarterback.
Chiefs.
No, bigger.
Bigger.
Football.
Little smaller.
Husband.
Okay.
Quarter, yeah.
No, bigger.
Sports.
No, smaller. Football. Kansas City. little small husband okay quarter yeah no bigger sports no smaller football kansas city
i just didn't want to say the actual word britney what's another word for association or like a
nfl okay yeah league the league yes national football league hanks Football League. Hanks. Hanks.
National Football League of their own.
There's no crying in viral.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, all right.
Roberto Clemente.
Yeah.
Johnny Depp.
Died in a plane crash.
Won a lawsuit.
3,000 hits. Dexter McCutcheon. Alexander McCutcheon. 3,000 hits.
Dexter McCutcheon?
Alexander McCutcheon?
Yeah, yeah.
Pittsburgh Pirate of the Caribbean.
Yeah!
All right.
Wasn't it Roberto Clemente, the day after his 3,000th hit,
he died in an airplane crash or something? That's sad.
I didn't know that.
That's crazy.
I think that's him.
I'll have to look up that in the hernia thing.
Bob Barker.
Miranda. Okay. Host. think that's him um i'll have to look up that in the hernia thing bob barker miranda okay host price is right right who's miranda okay um miranda sings miranda spray nope nope nope nope
forget it miranda you don't know i forget about it miranda writes oh yeah yeah the price is rights
rights the price is rights the price is miranda rights. The Price is Right's. The Price is Marina rights. No, no.
The Price is Right's being... What is the Marina rights?
The Price is Right to remain silent.
Yes!
Nailed it, dude!
All right, one more.
Darth Vader.
Marty McFly.
Okay.
I'll be back to the future.
Or no, wait.
Luke, I am your father figure.
What is back... Father to the future. Or no, wait. Luke, I am your father. What is back?
Father of the future.
He is back to the future.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But what is Darth Vader?
Well.
Revenge of the.
It's part.
Okay.
One of those movies.
Do you know any of the names of the movies?
The Sith will be back.
To the future.
The slumlords are back.
Oh, man. They got a whole like anakin's back
they got they got they're they're overarching over everything they have an entire you know
media oh empire strikes back to the future nailed it dude nailed it all right you want to do one
more i have i have one more sure okay time and just clip this in like 20 clips. You're fine. All right.
Beatles song that thought they were just talking about drugs.
Yeah.
And you think it's a scam to harvest a certain mineral to put on our fingers.
Yep.
Yep.
Got it.
All right.
What was that Beatles song? The Yellow Submarine Diamonds.
Your niece.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Lucy.
Yep.
And, but she's, she's.
I don't know if I know this Beatles song.
Lucy, hey Jude.
Diamonds.
Lucy, get back.
Diamonds.
Lucy's way up there. What's that? Lucy high in the sky lucy in the sky shanghai lucy in the sky with diamonds is that what it is yeah
are forever yes diamonds are a girl's best friend yes either what's the name of the
beautiful song lucy in the sky with diamonds l s d oh lucy in the sky with diamonds. L-S-D. Oh. Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
Fun.
Thanks for letting us stretch your brain a little bit.
Yeah, that was good.
It was like doing connections.
Yeah.
It took a while, but I got smarter.
Those were kind of fun to bake.
That is fun.
You just made those yourselves?
Mm-hmm.
Yourself?
All right, cool.
All right, I got one last one.
Should go quick.
In the spirit of the, you know, this summer summer can you name the five most popular summer olympic sports oh wow this is by by people watching by by viewers okay i'll be honest i have a hard time remembering the one versus the other
but i think i can uh summer would be swimming swimming isimming is number four. Okay.
Track and field.
Track and field is number three.
No, track and field is number two.
It just went up.
Someone turned it on, just know.
These are live odds.
Yeah, it's all live stats.
That's where, oh, gymnastics.
Gymnastics is number three.
It just went down.
Okay.
Someone turned it off for track.
Really?
It's not number one.
Number one, at least in America, it feels like we really like those three cricket is that in there it's not
but i'd say you're not too far off baseball no we're not too far i don't think it's in the olympics
anymore rugby no come on you got this come on not too far off with cricket. I mean, as far as being international.
Okay.
Okay.
Fencing.
No.
Okay.
No.
International.
Oh, soccer?
Soccer.
Really?
That's in the Olympics.
Number one.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
Football.
Football.
Okay.
And then number five would be trampoline i love trampoline trampoline it's
pretty fun they got some bouncy tramps in olympics this one i would say is probably top three for you
basketball basketball okay that was what i was thinking i was like that's maybe that's winter
okay that's summer summer yes yeah all the caitlin clark drama and right tyrese halliburton made the
team that's right and all that stuff but yeah summer Olympics, cause you get to beat up on all these other countries
in basketball. It's awesome. It really is awesome. Can't wait. And every time it's still like, yeah,
it's awesome. We're the best. Yeah. The Olympics seems so fake. Like it seems like something I
would have wanted when I was eight years old. Like when you're like, wouldn't it be fun if we
could play all the other countries and like our sports is dominate them. And it's a thing they let us do that it is funny like that other country this is gonna
make us sound like such elitist but whatever we're freaking american we are elitist uh it's funny
that other countries are even like yeah we'll we'll try to play basketball against you guys
yeah basketball especially like there's other countries really dominate especially the winter
olympics yeah really dominate maybe they think about us. I can't believe Americans even try to biathlon, curl.
But yeah, it's sad.
You see, you know.
Oh, Haiti threw together
a basketball team.
Oh, man.
Can we...
Can there be like two divisions
or something?
How many teams do make
the basketball Olympics?
I want to say 16.
Okay.
I don't know.
No clue.
Yeah.
Rachel knows one of the girls
who's representing the U.S. in state volleyball. They only't know. No clue. Yeah. Rachel knows one of the girls who's representing the US
in sand volleyball.
They only have four.
Wow.
For the entire United States.
Indoors, obviously,
a separate sport.
But for sand volleyball,
beach volleyball,
only four women.
And it's a two-on-two game, right?
Two teams.
Wow.
Good for them.
Yeah.
That's cool.
So, there is that.
Volleyball, I would assume,
might have been up there, too.
Yeah. But I guess... Misty May. Yeah. So there is that. Volleyball, I would assume, might have been up there too. Yeah.
But I guess.
Misty May.
Yeah.
Gary Walsh.
And like swimming and track and field have so many events.
Yeah.
So.
That's a good point.
And those are so fun.
That was a good one.
I think that one's going to.
It feels like the ones that we do about the world and like big overarching things.
And lists.
Perform pretty well.
Yeah.
The lists are nice.
You stick around to see the end.
Yeah.
Okay,
cool.
That's all I got.
Awesome.
Me too,
man.
Let's,
uh,
let's get the heck out of here.
Let's get out of Dodge.
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