Ghostrunners - 345 - The Office Jeopardy
Episode Date: July 3, 2024A fan made us an entire game of Jeopardy to play, we do a shmores of famous animals, and also give some save the dates for future Ghostrunners meetups in Branson and Indiana! Check out Main Street Ro...asters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Check out Good Ranchers and get $100 off, free shipping, and a year of free brats with code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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You know what I always say?
What?
There's nothing funnier than someone telling a story
from someone else's point of view about someone else.
Okay.
Those are the best stories.
You've always said it.
Yep, I love them.
So that's how we're gonna start today.
So my dad was in town this weekend
and we're all out to dinner
and he's kind of telling us a plan he had.
So we're going to this big family cruise here in a little bit.
Yeah.
And it's my parents, Rachel's parents, my aunt and uncle. You're coach. So, you know, as you know, we're going to this big family cruise here in a little bit. Yeah.
And it's my parents,
Rachel's parents,
my aunt and uncle,
your coach,
um,
other people,
Caitlin and Braden. And so anyway,
my,
my dad is,
uh,
talking to like my,
my aunt,
Angie,
coach John's wife.
And he's like,
Hey,
what do you think of this plan?
Um,
what I'm thinking about doing is trying to convince my Uncle John and Steve Koop
to like go every night, go down and like go to the, on the cruise,
they have 5 p.m. they have like a martini tasting.
And it's like you can get free martinis at 5 p.m.
And I want to convince them to do this.
Like, hey, take advantage.
It would be fun.
Yeah, sure.
Because what they don't know
is this is like the sanctioned,
like official LGBTQ meetup time.
And it's like gay bar, martini bar,
like everyone's got to be there.
Happy hour, yeah.
And so his plan was to, yeah,
get Steve Koop and John down there every night
and just like see what happens
and just send them down there.
These guys are so talkative.
Wow, everyone wants to dance with me. Not down there. And these guys are so talkative.
Wow.
Everyone wants to dance with me.
Not right now.
They're very complimentary in my shirt.
Yeah.
That's pretty, you know, I kind of like going to the martini.
I might skip dinner.
Yeah.
Everybody's so friendly.
And so my dad is telling, uh, you know, my uncle John's wife, that's like, Hey, what do you think they would go for this?
Whatever.
And she goes, Oh, do you not know what happened?
And he's like no he's like so last time we went on a cruise john was doing this on
his own unknowingly so john would go down angie would like get ready for for dinner and she would
take a while john was already ready he's like well i'm gonna go down to the bar i'm gonna like get a
drink before dinner or whatever and he'd you know she'd'd be like how was the I was the bar He's like it was awesome. Yeah, I had a great time
I really got to know this one guy and I think I'm gonna go back tomorrow night. So John
When he just really liked this guy and up he went every night of the cruise. He went to this
LGBTQ martini meetup and I think on the fourth night
Angie got ready for dinner
a little earlier. So she's like, I'll just come down
and meet him. And then he comes down and John's
like, oh, this is my wife, Angie.
And the guy apparently was like, you have
to be kidding me. I've invested
all this time. Yeah. He said, I wasted
four nights on you. Uh-huh.
John's like, what do you mean? You wasted
four nights on me. What do
you mean? He's like, we're all gay,
dude. He's like, I didn't, I didn't know that. He's like looking back at him. She's like, yeah,
so am I just be cool, dude. And that was a year ago. And since then, uh, yeah, John has never had
more confidence in his life. He's just like, I strutting around. Yeah. That guy really liked me.
I could do this. I could do this. So,
so Steve, you're next Steve coop. Yeah. Steve coop is next to anyone's anyone's next. But,
um, should be, I just love that. I love that. My dad is still trying to like prank people
58 years old and just like classic prank. Oh yeah. Gay bar prank. Uh, yeah, give them free martinis with the other guys who like guys prank.
Yeah, hey, um, you,
you like your martini dry?
You like your signatures wet prank?
Ah!
Stupid, I couldn't think of anything.
Sorry.
Just freaking roll it.
Uh, uh-oh, ooh, I, ooh, I think this tight beat
means that it's going down
with some random thoughts and white meat, too.
Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat.
So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead, get on your feet, because it's the Ghost Brothers Podcast.
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Everybody morning, we're taking ground.
Ghost Brothers Podcast.
Ghost Brothers Podcast.
All right, we're back, baby.
Happy Wednesday.
It's a Wednesday.
Happy Wednesday, everybody.
Thanks for listening to our podcast.
I wrote down something super random
as I was brushing my teeth in the shower.
You know, electronic toothbrush.
Okay.
Doing just fine.
Be careful.
Early one of the week is the electric toothbrush.
It's been almost three weeks.
Still haven't had to charge the bad boy. Oh, what's the size of battery in there? It's just doing great. Whatever it's
doing. I mean, I love it. That's the, that's a, that's a selling point right there. Then you talk
about more. I'll probably Amazon review it later. Yeah, that's true. Are you nervous? It's about to
die soon. You're going to be out of a brush. It has started like beeping at me like afterwards
when it gets done, it'll like be like bump, bump, bump. And so it's gotta be, so I'm just,
but I'm just curious, like, let's see how long I can last. Cause honestly,
I was about to charge it the very first day I had it and then stop. Uh, I was like, let's see how
long, maybe I can do a week of this and I could take it on vacation without, I took it on vacation
brother. Three weeks, four weeks in Texas and back. Um, anyway, but I just wrote down, there's
always more in the tube. There's always more in the tube. Like I have this toothpaste.
I mean, I thought it was done seven, eight days ago.
And it keeps kicking.
You just think, no way is there any more in this thing.
And you just, if you push hard enough, there's always more in the tube.
I got a thing of a chapstick like this too.
Yeah.
Where it's at the end.
I can't push it up anymore.
It just sits in my car. It's like an emergency chapstick. And there'll be sometimes like,
wow, I need it so bad. And like, I found the emergency and it's like, even there's no,
like there's no visible chapstick, but I put it on. I'm like, I could feel it. It's on there.
How is there still more left? I've done that 10 times with nothing left.
Cause there's always more in the tube. And it is a tube. Something about something about tubes there's it's a metaphor for life right there you think you think
it's gone there's always more in the tube you just gotta you just gotta push hard enough to get it
you ever ran out of gas in the car uh no me neither there's always more in the tank there's
always more in the tank yeah always a little more i think what other examples there are of this even
if you run out of gas if you like sometimes you just have to shake your car a little bit to like
slosh it yeah maybe the gas just in the wrong spot. There's still, there's always
more in the tube. You ever like use your like water hose, garden hose, maybe water something
and you turn it off and then you like kind of like move the hose a little bit. Like, oh, a little
water comes out and you need to move more. There's always water in the hose. There's always more in
the tube. There's always more in the tube. Like where is this water being stored at? No matter
which way I move it, more water comes out of the hose.
Whatever that means to you guys, just know in life, there's always more in the tube. Just
keep pressing on, keep pressing on boys. Mile runs. I'm out of breath. I have no more energy.
There's always more left. There's always more in the tube. Come on. Come on. Let's get to be,
that's a good word. All right. I can't think of any more examples. That's good. I will say
kind of what you're saying there.
I've gone on like four bike rides now with Hattie.
So I went and had my bike that I, my dad gave me his bike when I was in college.
It's a sweet old road bike.
Paramount for any, this is a brand for any.
Paramount plus.
Any yeah.
Bikers out there.
Cyclists, maybe they call them.
Anyway, but we've been riding, we,
we rode our bikes to Bondi bowls. That was our big, like first like adventure on the bikes.
It's fun. And then Hattie memorized all the books of the Bible. And so I told her if she did that,
I would take her to, uh, ice cream. So we rode our bikes to flying cow. Oh, it's also a lot of fun.
And then we've just written around a few times, but she's so funny. She's all about, you know,
like we need to take
a different route home because we took a lot of downhills, uh, on the way here. And if there's
downhills on the way here, they're going to be uphills on the way back. Um, and so it's the
first time I've really like encouraged and coached her in that way of like, we're going up the hill
and I'm like, keep going, push, keep pushing. You can do it. We're almost there. We're almost
at the top and then we can rest. We can relax. And she was talking about like, yeah, you keep saying, keep pushing, keep going. Uh,
I was like, do you like that? Do you not like that? She's like, well, I don't know if I like
it, but it does help me keep going and it makes me feel better. I was like, well, it sounds like
it's a good thing that I say. So like articulate, it was funny. Like anyway. Uh, so there's that
hill. Um, we're talking Herman Laird park up log cabin. Yep. Up the log cabin, you know, road.
It's a decent hill. And I purposely went that way on the way back to see how we could do.
And she got so close, dude. And she was like, Oh, it's just so hard. And I told her, I was like,
Hattie hard things are good. Life is hard. It's good to, doesn't it's just so hard. And I told her, I was like, Hattie, hard things are good.
Life is hard.
It's good to, doesn't it feel better though
when you go up a hard hill and you get done with it?
She's like, yeah, it does.
Like, you know, I'm trying to like teach her these things.
Like, you know, so maybe next time
while we're pushing hard, I'll say there's more in the tube.
You got more in the tube.
Come on.
So.
Tube.
Anyway.
That's fun.
Yeah.
It's fun to be Hattieies at the age where you teach her things
like that and like hope they're resonating and i do feel bad because i mean for every one time i
have to pedal she's pedaling you know five with her like her bike doesn't have gears on it you
know and she's not as upright as i am or whatever so anyway we're having fun we're having fun yeah
i uh i want to give a little shout out to timon uh and
the backseat boys just great content if you guys are following time it's fake podcast um backseat
what's it backseat boys podcast yeah that what is on instagram okay yeah really funny the the clip
about the lord of the rings just being lighting tricks really like that premise that was really
funny that is funny i haven't seen that one yeah i'm very impressed you lighting tricks really like that premise that was really funny that is funny
i haven't seen that one yeah i'm very impressed you guys are really like funny writer whoever's
coming up with these is is great um and wanted to also say it gave me inspiration and kind of
give trey inspiration like trey was asking me he's like hey i have this idea for like
a very new original like style of like podcast i maybe want to do. What are your thoughts on it or whatever?
And I was like, dude, you know what you should do?
I was like, Tyman and his friends do this.
I was like, you should just do fake clips of not a real podcast.
And then start to see, are the comments being like,
we need a real podcast.
We need a full version of this.
I was like, and then if people seem to like it,
then you can dive headfirst.
He's like, dude, that's a great idea.
I'm going to do that.
So influencer, Tyman. Trademark it now. Okay. Trade, trade market. Yeah. What is
the process like for you guys writing? Like, is it, you come together and then write, or do you
come with ideas? I think it's just, um, it's like just thinking about things that come to us and
then having just like a one phrase idea. And then it's like, we get together. It's like, Oh, we could say this and this.
Okay.
And then just improv it.
Cool.
Yeah.
Pretty fun.
Yeah.
So how much of it is just completely improv?
Like I'd say it takes a couple of tries a lot of the time,
but to like,
we,
we lock in like some ideas for it and a few things to like,
make sure we say then like a try or two later we have it.
I think fun.
Yeah.
But it's
that the conversationalized aspect is improvised yeah that's fun yeah you guys think you'll ever
have a guest on the podcast we're thinking about it oh brad zach wants to have one of you guys
could be your big break i do too oh i'm in uh yeah the answer is always yes yeah i need anything
and everything right now that'd be fun we're doing the backseat of the Bondi truck. Oh, fun. It's hot. It is. So it's so swampy right now. It's hot. See this weekend though. High 79
on Sunday. I did. I did. So I was walking the other day and this old man, I said, good morning
to him. And he's like, when are we ever going to get a break from you think we'll ever get a break
from this heat? And, uh, the, I mean, it was one of those classic,
like in hindsight, I was like the right answer.
The old man answer, like the classic,
like dad answer is like, yeah, in November.
But I just went literal with it.
I was like, yeah, I was looking at the forecast.
I think actually this weekend looks pretty nice.
Briefly Thursday.
And then for sure on Sunday, he's like, ah,
maybe in November I was like, dang it.
Now there was a right answer.
Should have said that.
Stupid.
So.
Yeah.
I love a good old man conversation.
You get wrapped up every now and then.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
When are you going to get a break from this heat?
I don't know.
I'll probably be at the Pearl of the Gates
before it happens.
Yeah.
All right?
Sheesh.
Sheesh.
Well, I'll see you.
I'm starting to become friends
with all the construction workers out
front so i'm starting to have a few more like old man conversations or construction conversations
give me some real fun um oh i saw you talking to was that what it was the other day in your
i drove past you and you were talking to a guy in a white van in a white van he's some white van was
like parked either on your street or in your driveway oh yeah just one of the boys
one of the fellas yeah at this point i don't know if i can ask for their name like they told me
originally but i didn't know we were going to be friends okay and now i don't know i think it's
bart i don't know though you don't meet a lot of barts i wouldn't commit to bart unless you're
confident yeah bart's tough to commit to i'll just commit to john or something safe like oh my gosh
i'm sorry okay it was bill all Bill. All right, got it.
Yeah.
I do feel like Bart, though.
I have a buddy named Bart.
Great guy.
I feel like you're not going to meet too many jerks that are Barts.
No.
You think?
It's a humble name.
It's a good name.
Hey, Bart.
Yeah.
Hey, little Bart.
We don't really talk about anything of significance,
but they're nice conversations.
We're just out there.
We're sweating, and we're just talking about,
yeah, I'm sorry you got to do this job and all this heat.
You know, I got to get the truck up and running for you guys.
And he's going, yeah, what was that?
We had, when we did employee training, we had our employees,
like part of the job is you got to go give the construction workers a free bowl.
And he's like, what was it?
It had a little papaya.
I was like, similar sound.
It's pataya, actually.
Oh, okay.
That wasn't bad.
We talk about dirt, and we talk about construction we talk
about sidewalks and you're talking about dirt i'm always just trying to give people like what do you
probably want to talk about i'll talk about with you it's like how's the process going how's the
you know what do you know he's like well we got i'm normally a gas guy but uh we're doing new
water pipe and so anyway you let me know if there's ever any any issues with your water because we're messing with stuff all the time and these guys don't know what they're doing a new water pipe. And so anyway, you let me know if there's ever any issues with your water
because we're messing with stuff all the time
and these guys don't know what they're doing.
You just let me know.
Okay.
I'm like, how different is it to go from gas to water?
There you go.
And then I went one too deep
because then we started talking lingo.
I don't know.
Well, I got, you know, normally I got an HC95 valve
and that's somewhat translates to what we're doing,
but the Roto-Rooter, I mean, it's different over here.
You got to sling it. There you go. It's like oh okay yeah oh that does seem yeah i can see it might be tricky and so you just go along with it 100 yeah yeah i don't ask anymore
see i the i i i i'm pretty honest i feel like when i don't know katherine though we'll get out
done with the conversation i was like okay so what was he talking about i didn't get that she's like oh i had no idea yeah like you you just acted like oh like she's so good
at acting that i would oh my god i was so convinced i don't think i could do that i don't think i
could just like pretend like i know what i'm talking about i think i would give it away too
quickly yeah i think i i like kind of nod along and try to at least follow what they're saying
like is this is he happy or sad about this yeah okay i'll mirror that sure that's fair i don't need to know how the valve works
yeah but yeah just getting to know the boys yeah gonna miss them in nine months oh dude this is
embarrassing i one of the guys comes over the other day and was talking to me about something
while i'm talking to him about something. Then another construction guy goes, you look familiar.
And he had a Titleist golf hat on.
So normally I would kind of slow play it,
but I was like, I bet I know what it is.
And I go, I actually, I'm a comedian.
I make a lot of golf videos.
Maybe we've seen the golf videos since Titleist is golf.
And he's like, that's what it is.
Okay, I've seen your golf videos.
Okay, great.
Normal like fan interaction, really friendly, friendly younger guy fast forward five days later i'm at church after church in the lobby and i'm looking
at a guy i'm like that looks like the guy on my street this week but titleist yeah i was like but
i mean he was wearing a hat and a vest at the time now he looks he's in church clothes i'm 60
not enough to go up and say something to him i'm thinking about it well then he ends up coming up
to me he's like dude i I'm the guy from your street.
I was like, I thought that was you.
And he was like, yeah, man, I knew you looked familiar,
and it was from church.
I was like, oh, dang it.
So he went along with your thing.
Yes.
So I just, oh, I'm just like, yeah, you know me from the videos.
He's like, oh, for sure.
Of course, that's how I know you.
Because you're so proud of him, I can tell.
And you do a good job with your videos.
And those videos are so, well, hilarious.
And the golf is, you're accomplishing what you're trying to.
You guys are amateurish, but you're funny about it.
Okay, yeah. Okay, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I love that kind of stuff because I'm the same way.
Yeah, he definitely just had recognized me from church.
I was like, no, I know.
No, no, no.
It's the Mood Swings videos.
That's how you know me.
So that was embarrassing.
I love that.
Nice guy, though.
Like finding a little commonality with all these different construction workers
to shout out all your businesses. It's like you there, you said you look a little commonality with all these different construction workers to shout out all your businesses like you there you said you look a little cold you're probably the
acai guy you like my acai bowl business you there you're a construction worker you've probably seen
the jean shorts construction we have a lot of pockets jean shorts yeah right all these different
things you sir yeah you like clean clean thing you look you know like you don't like to get dirty
like clean comedy.
We're striving to be America's cleanest.
It's called Ghost Art.
It's not about ghosts.
You love that one probably.
Yeah, just all three through all of them.
So yeah, that was Elijah.
Oh, yeah.
Elijah definitely is a church guy.
You should have known that right off the bat.
Yep.
Now we know.
Now we know.
I like that name.
Elijah from church.
Yeah.
Fun. That's great. Tyon, let's play. Let's play that game. You want to go ahead and
pull it up? We have a ghosty. I'm going to make sure I know. Abby Keefe is her name.
She commented something on our Facebook group. If you're not on the Facebook group,
please get on there. It's ghost runners podcast on Facebook. Really fun community.
But she commented that she loved when we talked about the office. And so I commented back, I was like,
thank you. Uh, how about you make a jeopardy game for us or something like this is interactive.
So she made this thing for us. She called it the ghost runners, Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin
Scranton, Meredith Palmer, Memorial celebrity, rabies awareness, pro and fun run jeopardy for
the cure jeopardy template.
So here it is.
Abby, thank you.
I don't know anything beyond that,
but it's going to be fun.
And so, yeah, my thought is
Tymon would be the one reading it,
and then you and I would have...
We'd be buzzing it and playing.
Yeah.
Sound buzzers.
Great.
I don't really know how Jeopardy works exactly.
Is two teams correct?
Two teams, yeah.
So it'll be me versus Jake. Okay um start i probably screen recording yes all right okay
so timon you would first uh read uh are you still recording yeah yeah let me do it real quick
confirming all right you would first read off all the different categories. Okay, your categories are, finish that quote, that's what who said, iconic Scranton gems,
it's not a family, it's a workplace, and major misunderstandings.
Thank you, Tom.
Hey, fun category.
So we have five different questions for each of these.
Yep.
Let's have a noise that we're going to make for our buzzers.
You want your own rant?
Yeah.
I'm going to go bong, bong.
Great.
I'm going to keep track of my points.
You keep track of your points.
Do whatever you want, man.
Okay.
That's great.
So, Tymon, the way it works is at least traditional Jeopardy.
Jake, make sure this is all right with you.
You read the question.
You have to get all the way through the question
before one of us makes a noise.
And he'll actually be reading through the answer.
Yeah, if she does it that way, yes.
Abby, how do you do it?
And we will answer.
And then if we get it right,
we get to choose the next question.
If not, the other person can steal.
Great.
Okay.
So, Tymon, choose whose goes first. Brad., the other person can steal. Great. Okay. So, uh, time and choose who's
goes first. Uh, Brad. Thank
you. Uh, all right, timing. I'm
going to start out with iconic
strength, Scranton gyms for 300
please. All right. So I clicked that. I don't
know. I don't know how this works. Yeah. Okay.
The better of the two
Alfredo named pizzerias
Alfredo's Pizza Cafe.
Oh, and maybe I should look away.
What is
Alfredo's Pizza Cafe?
And then I reveal it to myself
or everyone? Well, I guess, can you reveal
it to just yourself? No, it's going to be
everyone. You just have to not look.
It says Spacebar. Is that incorrect
or correct? That is correct.
Okay. Here we go.
300 points, which I'm keeping Here we go. 300 points.
Okay.
Which I'm keeping track of myself.
All right.
Well, you could do it down there too, but...
Oh.
No, I'm sorry.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
300 increments.
Because we just did the 300 thing, probably.
Okay, Abby, go off.
Nice, Abby Keefe.
All right.
Alex, I'll take major misunderstandings for 100.
Michael sips wine and says...
That's kind of an oaky afterbirth.
Oh, dang.
Or what is.
It has kind of...
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
There you go.
Nice.
Good job, Jake.
Alex, go ahead and give me major misunderstandings for 200.
Justin Bieber, easily mistaken for blank, according to Dwight.
Okay, Brad, you can have it.
All right, Brad. Justice Beaver.
What is, who is
Justice Beaver? Good.
Correct. Good job.
What if we should not look at that and we only have to hear
a time in? That way we can't read it along.
That way, if we're wrong, we can
keep going. All right. Brad, what
do you want? Brad.
What do you want? What do you want? Brad. Oh, okay. What do you want?
What do you want?
This is how they do it.
Same category, 300.
Major misunderstandings.
All right.
All right.
The beginning of the song,
Staying Alive by the Bee Gees,
according to Michael Scott.
Oh, Jake.
What is,
at first I was afraid,
I was petrified.
There it is.
Nice.
That was 300. Good job. You're doing the scores. Okay. He's doing theified. There it is. Nice. That was your 300?
You're doing the scores?
Okay.
He's doing the scores.
You guys are great.
What do you want?
Let's go.
Finish that quote for 100.
Oh, yeah.
Break me off a piece of that.
Bum!
Brad?
What is football cream?
Applesauce?
Oh, okay.
She had all of the options.
Football cream is in there.
Okay, okay.
Any of these work, LOL.
All right, I'm getting the 100s.
Good job, good job.
All right, Brad, what do you want?
Same category, 200.
All right.
Dwight.
Depressed?
Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?
Bung!
Oh. Michael.
BONG!
Dwight, you ignorant slut.
What is Dwight, you ignorant slut?
There it is.
Apparently that's from SNL back in the day.
Oh, I didn't know that.
I didn't either.
Now I do.
I saw a clip of Jerry Seinfeld doing it more recently.
Jerry?
Mid-90s, and apparently it's an, like Jerry early, like mid nineties.
And apparently it's like an old nineties or an old,
like seventies Dan Aykroyd thing.
Perfect.
Same category.
300 please.
All right.
Michael speaking to Kevin.
How about no arms?
Bong.
Kevin,
what is,
Oh,
what is Kevin?
That's basically how you live now. Oh, Kevin, that's basically how you live now oh kevin that's basically how you
yeah something like that yeah so uh no arms or legs is basically how you exist right now kevin
you don't do anything i don't think i get that one oh i think so you think so yeah yeah all right
give me that one but i'm gonna be more strict on jake so brad has pulled ahead. All right, right. What do you want? Same category?
400 Jan at the fun run.
Water,
water,
water,
babe.
Bum,
Michael.
Ah,
sorry.
It's fine.
Michael.
Bum.
Yes.
Rabies causes the fear of water.
Can't can't drink it.
Yeah.
Right.
Because if you're what is raised because of your are.
Okay.
Yeah.
It says what what is no,
no,
no,
no water for me.
Not while rabies causes fear of water. is raising because if you are okay yeah it says what what is no no no no water for me not while rabies causes fear of water solidarity is that good
you give me the other word i think now that i'm winning you were closer with the other one than
you were this one up to time and though okay oh i don't know ultimately i feel like if i knew the
scenes i'd be a better judge of it i don't't know. What if I say I'm going to be decisive?
No.
Okay.
All right.
Fizz off category 500.
Michael, regarding the Scots tots, I have made some empty promises in my life.
Bong.
This one, what is, but this one is by far the most generous.
That's so funny if that's the actual quote. Yeah, but hands down, that was the most generous. That's so funny if that's the actual quote.
Yeah, but hands down, that was the most generous.
Okay, well done.
Yeah, good job.
That's funny.
I didn't remember that quote.
That's really funny.
Okay.
A lot of A&P promises.
This is the most generous.
Wow, that was a good category for me.
Dang.
Good job.
1,300, 700 now.
Okay.
All right.
That's what who said for 100.
All right.
I have a lot of questions.
Number one, how dare you?
Frick.
Who is Kelly Kapoor?
Good job.
Good job.
All right, we're back.
200.
All right.
Today, smoking is going to save lives.
Boom.
Who is Bright Shrew?
Good job.
300.
All right.
I don't care what they say about me.
I just want to eat,
which I realize is a lot to ask for at a dinner party.
Bomb.
Oh, yeah.
Who is Pam Beasley?
Yeah.
Good job.
Good job.
Beasley.
400, please.
I'm petrified of nipple chasing.
Once it starts, it's a vicious chafing.
Did I say chasing?
Nipple chafing.
Once it starts, it's a vicious circle.
If you have sensitive nipples, they chafe,
so they become more and more sensitive,
so they chafe more. So I take how do you decide i could not tell oh i should
have been watching you guys i don't know how you decide i thought it might have been jake oh
who is andy bernard good job underdog i think it was jake nard dog. What do you want? Oh, 500.
Okay. So we'll have to know when the question's going to be over with.
All right. I work
hard all day. I like knowing that there's going to be a
break. Most days, I just sit and wait
for the break. Bong! Nice.
Did I
prematurely bong, though? Do you want to...
You did, but is that... No, I think that's fine.
Who is Stanley Hudson?
No. Kevin Malone. Oh, let him steal. I won't answer. I won't No, I think that's fine. It's okay. Who is Stanley Hudson? Good. No. Kevin Malone.
Oh, let him steal.
I won't answer.
I won't answer, I guess.
Oh, sorry.
I don't know this game.
Also, in the real Jeopardy.
Okay, so I lose 500 for that.
Yeah.
In the real Jeopardy, can't you buzz in before the question is over with, and you just don't
know the rest of the question?
I don't believe so.
Oh, I thought that was how it worked.
You read along with Trebek.
Oh, okay.
RIP.
So, you lost that. Okay, got it. Okay, got it. Score is me, 1,400. Brad, 1,100. Oh, okay. RIP. So, oh yeah, so back to me.
You lost that, so Jake.
Okay, got it, got it.
Score is me, 1,400, Brad, 1,100.
Kevin Malone.
Let's do major misunderstandings for 400.
All right, here we go.
The name of,
the name of CeCe Halpert,
according to Dwight.
Bum.
Oh.
What is pee-pee?
Good job.
All right. Good job.
Good job.
I want to go... I'm going to go...
It's a family.
It's not a family.
It's a workplace.
200.
All right.
What is Dwight's mother's name?
Not worth it.
I don't know.
Nothing? Hedda Schrute. Wow don't know. Nothing?
Hedda Schrute.
Wow, for 200.
Not bad.
Let's go category 100.
Same category.
The name of Angela's cat that Dwight kills,
the name of the cat he gets to replace that cat,
and the name of the cat that later on Oscar must save.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Sprinkles Garbage Bandit.
Yeah.
Good job.
Who is Sprinkles Garbage Bandit?
Later on was Bandit.
That's what it says.
I think that was earlier.
I think the order might have been off.
Come on, Abby Keefe.
You did this for free for us.
Let's do Iconic Scranton gyms for 100.
It's tied up 1500 right now, guys.
Yeah.
All right.
Favorite local Scranton pub where coworkers frequently meet for a drink.
Bomb.
Bong.
What is poor Richards?
Oh, yeah.
Good job.
Perfect.
Good job.
Safe bandit.
Oh, gosh.
I did not fall the other way. Oh, gosh. I did not fall the other way.
Oh, sorry.
My turn.
It's not a family.
It's a workplace.
300.
All right.
Arguably one of the worst interns DM has ever seen
and the secret nephew of Michael Scott.
Bong.
Oh.
Who is Luke?
Yep.
Luke.
Do you need a last name?
Luke Cooper?
I don't know. DM. I got so caught up on what DM stood for. It doesn't have fun. Do you need a last name? Luke Cooper? I don't know.
DM.
I got so caught up on what DM stood for.
It doesn't have fun.
I was like, Dwight?
Yeah, I did not know what it stood for.
Yeah, no, good job, Brad.
All right, good job.
Good job, Brad.
Luke Cooper.
My favorite movies are the Boondock Saints.
Okay, let's do that same category, 400, please.
All right.
At Jan's baby shower,
these two baby names are written on personalized M&Ms.
Oh, bong. Astrid? at Jan's baby shower. These two baby names are written on personalized M&Ms.
Oh, bong.
Astrid.
No.
Okay.
What is Chevy?
Dang it.
And
these are the two.
These are the two names that Michael chose.
I need you to get this wrong.
I think I'm going to.
What is
I'm going to say Astrid and
Chevy. I don't think that's
it. You got it.
Dang it.
That was the game right there. You think?
Kind of. No. I need to
sweep. We don't have a final
Jeopardy, I don't think.
All right. Let's make it happen. Maybe we make one of the
last ones Final Jeopardy. That's fun. Let's say one of the
last 500 remaining is Final Jeopardy.
Okay.
Iconic Scranton Gems for 200, please.
All right.
This local family-run paper company goes out of business
after Michael and Dwight infiltrate their business.
What is Prince Family Paper?
Man, it's hard to answer that question for him.
Good job, good job.
All right.
Iconic Scranton Gems, 400.
Possibly one of the best seafood places in Scranton, but not according to Computron.
Bong.
Oh.
Crap.
Cooper's.
Yep.
What is Cooper's?
If it's not right, then let Jake steal.
Okay.
It is right.
Okay.
I only had Cooper's. I didn't have a backup. So- It is right. Okay. Okay, I only had Coopers.
I didn't have a backup.
So-and-so in Tel Aviv is better or something like that.
Okay, let's go.
Iconic Scranton Jims, 500.
All right.
Creed and Jim both live by this man-made creation.
Bomb.
Dang it, I was slow.
Dang it, that's the game.
Sorry, I stuttered too.
No, it's not your fault.
What is the rock quarry?
Yeah, a quarry where you can hang and throw things down there.
We can hang and throw things.
All right, let's go.
It's not a family, it's a workplace 500.
Fill in Jim's blanks.
Jan is about to have a baby with a blank,
and Michael is preparing for the birth of a blank with Dwight
Now this baby will be related to Michael through blank. I need okay. Yeah. Yeah
And I guess okay, okay, what is donor baby?
Delusion okay, if that's not right.
You are incorrect.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Okay, I think it's, yeah, I think it's what is sperm donor,
donor, watermelon, and delusion.
Good job.
Well done.
Okay, dang.
Wow.
Okay.
All right, so Final Jeopardy here for fun because i'm winning
3700 to 1700 even if i double yeah my money i can't be bad how much you gonna wager probably
100 uh yep 100 all right i wager all of it here we go what michael actually purchases from vance
vance refrigeration employees for500 instead of the actually grass?
What is oregano?
Something like that.
No, yeah, it's a salad.
Oh, there it is.
What is a caprese salad?
Wow, Brad's good.
Brad is too good.
Brad's good.
That was fun.
When I was up 700 to 100, those were the good old days.
I was getting nervous.
That was a fun start.
Honestly, I think it helped not looking at him.
I think that was...
You're more auditory.
Well done.
Maybe.
Or maybe it was too much to try to read
along with timing,
but like read faster
to make sure I knew when to say it.
I should have never suggested that.
Abby, that was really impressive.
You did all that.
Thanks for doing that for us.
Yes, thank you very much.
That was great.
That was a lot of fun.
Sheesh.
I didn't know.
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And yeah, straight through, believe it or not,
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I'd seen that clip before. I. And yeah, straight through, believe it or not straight. Yeah.
Yeah.
I'd seen that clip before.
I feel like it's pretty viral,
but had seen the context. And then I also really enjoyed,
um,
Tom is pretty funny,
uh,
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Oh yeah.
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Um,
and then the next episode is titled Greg Pekitis.
So I'm excited to see what that is.
Jake Allen,
will you do an edit
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Oh!
I think you're definitely going to be able to... jake allen's going to have some fun with that one i'm excited
to see what role this kid has in the show yep cool kaitis uh i have also been watching uh
inspired by you and i have way farther along than you i think i'm in like halfway through season
three right now and in my opinion that's when it is like, huh?
At its best.
I don't know if it's at its best, but man, it's, yeah,
there's some episodes in there that are amazing.
So, so Tom, your new favorite character then?
Yeah, he makes me, I mean, Amy Poehler is still the best.
I feel like she's awesome.
She's so good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's great.
Good show.
Still really liking it.
Keep making my way down.
That and Breaking Bad?
Yep. Breaking B.
That's good.
Tymon, you want to tell the story of
getting hit on a couple weeks ago?
We got to hear it.
Sure.
I was thinking, what if I
play the woman and
you play me and all you have to say is just kind of like, yeah, and like nervously laugh.
Yeah.
Is that cool?
Set the scene a little bit here.
Okay.
So we are in the char bar.
We just got food.
I'm just like, my fingers are covered in like whatever the sauce of these like chicken wings are. Cause I'm just like, everything.
It's all just like hand,
handheld eating.
And then,
so the,
we had just like filmed the videos with these two.
There you are.
Yeah.
There's,
there's me.
We just filmed the videos with the two,
like quote unquote senior women.
And then we're eating.
And one of the women comes up and is just like,
I don't know who she was talking to initially even like was it me the whole time i think it started with the table yeah it was just like you know i just i have this daughter and she
she is just cute as a button you know she just i mean she like, I mean, already you guys, you guys single.
I mean, I mean, okay.
Okay.
You, okay.
She, you, you got it.
You just got to meet my daughter.
She is just cute as a button.
She's just, I don't think she is cute as a button.
I don't think you heard.
That's great.
Uh, yeah, we can.
Sure.
I mean, you gotta see it.
You gotta at least see a picture.
She's like a soccer player.
She is so good.
Are you going to show me a picture on your phone? Oh, uh, yeah. Let me look down as if I'm going to like pull up my phone, gotta at least see a picture she's like a soccer player she is so good are you gonna show me a picture on your phone oh uh yeah let me look down as if i'm gonna like
pull my phone maybe to show you a picture oh actually it's the cover of my watch so it's
covered by like the time and she's playing soccer you can't tell what she looks like here you go
any metaphor isn't she as cute as a button wouldn't you say oh what yeah cute thing does she make you think of? For me, it's a button.
Yeah, no, she sounds great.
Does she live here in town?
She's going to college, I think, or something. Is what I remember.
I don't know her that well.
She's just cute as a button.
Okay.
Yeah, thanks. I'll let you Okay. Yeah, thanks.
I'll let you know.
Yeah, sounds good.
Shake my hand.
Sorry.
I can't remember what else happened. I don't know.
I just remember she kept saying she was cute as a button.
She was really pushing it on time
for whatever reason.
Yeah.
It was great.
Look at her.
I'm just like, oh yeah. for whatever reason. Yeah. It was great. And yeah, the watch face. Like, look at her. Look at her.
I was like,
I'm just like, oh yeah.
Like she's in the middle like kicking a soccer ball
in the picture.
I can't see her face.
I don't know.
Nice legs.
Yeah.
Yeah, Tommy just eating
just chicken wings
and just covered it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
For whatever reason,
no attention got put on Isaac
in the time, so well isaac already
had the number of that other girl yes yeah that was coming later we didn't even know but great
night at char bar it was fun to see that was funny so in where were you in this situation like what
were you doing i was sitting right next to time i think i was the first one you're like these two
right here yeah that's how you want to talk to and um yeah it was funny it was interesting it was good time
it's fun to see time and being hit on well what's and then after it was like uh isaac's like who is
that lady with her and you were like i think that's her wife or something like that and then
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really they were together um yeah scott knows him better than i do but yeah so i think she has kids but is
now with wife so oh so the two people playing were not together correct oh yeah somebody else
watching yeah and okay yeah i don't know there because there was another adult woman just kind
of in the background just kind of like watching the setup happen yeah i hadn't really even noticed her there but it was like yeah but hey we'll see as a button it's fun that's great yeah the more you have to convince
somebody that they're cute as a button i don't know yeah it was a good time uh should we do some
uh schmores you guys would do that been a few weeks. Yeah. Tymon's back. Might as well. Gosh dang it, Tymon. You keep winning, man.
I know.
I don't think, I think my record pre-Tymon,
I think I was the best.
And I think post-Tymon, I am the worst.
You compete well versus Scott.
You don't match up well against Tymon.
I guess so.
But then you too.
Like you're winning more than me.
So maybe, I don't know.
What does that mean?
You and I are equally like balancing each other out more. I don't know, what does that mean? You and I are equally balancing
each other out more. I don't know, whatever.
I tip the scales.
All I know is that I asked my kids to help me out with this one. So you're voting not
only for Brad.
Sympathy pick. I have to give credit. So this idea came from Ross Ferenz.
Yep.
Ferenz.
Yep.
Ferenz.
Ferenz. How do you pronounce it? Ferenz. In the. Yep. Ferens. Yep. Ferens. Ferens.
How do you pronounce it?
Ferens.
In the Rio de Janeiro?
Yes.
So he texted me and had this idea, and I really liked it.
And I'm going to try my best to pick.
Ross gave me four examples.
And so if you guys don't pick them, I'm just going to use all of Ross's four examples.
Okay.
So you have your kids.
I have my Ross.
Tymon has himself.
Okay.
The category is famous animals.
Famous, like specific famous,
like infamous animals.
Tymon, you get to choose the order.
Okay.
Wait, wait.
Not infamous though.
Infamous is like a bad thing, right?
Yeah.
Infamous is like famous for like a bad reason, right?
Just.
All right.
Famous animals.
Okay.
Okay.
I did not tell Hattie that was infamous animals.
I'm going to take advantage of it.
I'm going to say me,
then Brad,
then Ross,
Jake Ross.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
I'm going to start with Harambe.
Oh,
I think Captain's going to say who sort of famous and infamous i feel like because
well i don't know that it was like i i recently kind of found out about the whole incident and
like looked up like the video of like the kid that fell in the enclosure uh-huh and i was like
i mean i don't know i think there's been kind of like a lot of people that are like they shouldn't
have killed it killed her on bay and like i don't know. The mom was the one in that kind of at fault.
I don't know.
Interesting.
But yeah, I don't know that much about it either,
but it just became a huge deal
once they like euthanized the gorilla.
And it's kind of a meme now.
Like apparently everything went downhill
after Harambe died.
Like it messed with the timeline.
Right.
But in terms of fame,
I think it's pretty famous.
That's a good point.
There you go. Man. It's my first pick. Back when we were doing youth group, I think it's pretty famous. That's a good point. There you go.
It's my first pick. Back when we were doing Youth Group,
or maybe it was after you were in...
I think it was shortly after. Oh, that was all
R.I.P. Harambe. That's all people
talked about. King Harambe, all these
things.
Good answer, Tywin. Yeah, shout out Cincinnati.
I mean, back in the day, in the
90s, I feel like every movie
had a tranquilizer gun. Why didn't we just tranq Harambe?
Yeah, you're right.
I think a video said it would have,
before it took effect,
caused Harambe to be more aggressive
or something like that.
Ooh, quite the tranquilizer.
Then you'd get more tranqs.
Yeah, better tranqs.
Before he goes to sleep,
he's going to get really angry.
We decided to tranquilize just to do that
for some reason.
All right, my first one is going to be Cur some reason. All right.
My first one is going to be curious.
George.
Dang it.
Me curious.
George.
My kids love curious.
George.
As we were making this list today,
uh,
like halfway through,
I go,
Oh guys,
curious George.
And how he goes,
I can't believe we almost forgot about curious George.
So curious George has to be our number one pick.
That's a good pick.
Just,
I don't know of anybody who,
we should have done this one for most lovable people.
Like Curious George would have been a great one
for that one too.
He's just wonderful.
Dang, that was one of Ross's four.
So I already don't.
Sorry, Ross.
I already don't get to do that.
Oh, I will say, and I text you guys,
S'mores idea, famous animals.
Curious George is one of the suggested ones.
So maybe that's my own fault. S'mores idea, famous animals. Curious storage is one of the suggested ones.
So, well, maybe that's my own fault.
All right.
First pick should have been everyone's first pick.
Air Bud.
Good answer.
It's a great little animal.
It was the reason I wanted a golden retriever.
Man, that little guy knew how to shoot a ball.
He was special.
Later on.
Hit a baseball, spike a volleyball.
Yeah.
Have children. You name it. All of them uh so yeah first pick his air bud he knew how to eat some pudding too from what i remember
get all over his cute little paws do you know about air bud i never watched him but i know
who he is he's nice yeah second pick i'm gonna go the whale that swallowed jonah
that's oh that's a really good pick i mean big fish doesn't get cooler they say
i think i know it as big fish real big fish really big fish if you what is the biggest fish you know
let's think well yeah same for me viral games named five biggest fish you could think of
you guys see that that video of that
whale in san diego outside san diego no tell me about it there's not much to say except for it's
just it like it like breached on its side and it opened up its mouth and like it was like maybe a
week ago they found they saw this whale i mean unbelievably huge just like we should probably
find and put up their time but like yeah um it was he opened up his mouth and i said to cat i watched it once and i was like you got to watch
this and i was like i now understand exactly how jonah got swallowed by it i'm sure like a house
could fit in a whale's mouth unreal dude like this thing was so big are you looking it up time uh no
i was making a note of when to put it in but i I'll look at, okay. I didn't see San Diego side breach, but I did see a video recently of
like some, uh, orcas. So killer whales swimming next to a blue whale. They look so tiny. I don't
think we have any idea how large, just how large like really blue whales are. Yeah. I don't know
how to find this time. I don't know if that's the... I don't know if San Diego is the best way to find it.
San Diego side breach.
See if that pops up anything.
Not recently.
Look up shorts, dude.
I'm a big shorts guy these days.
Type in shorts.
Just look up shorts.
Eight years ago.
Breaching might not even be the right word, to be honest.
Huge whale side water.
That was a bad way to search that.
We'll find it.
I'll just imagine a big whale.
I'll look it up.
I'll try to put it in, guys.
It was truly amazing.
What if I just do a quick Twitter of whale?
You think I'll find it?
Go for it.
Nope.
A lot of stock stuff.
What's Trump doing
on there? I don't know. What whale?
Anyway,
Air Bud, big fish that swallowed Jonah.
All right. Good answers.
My next
one is going to be
the first thing that anybody's thinking
of in this draft.
Berenstain bear. Dang, I didn't have that on my list this draft. Berenstain Bear.
Dang, I didn't even have that on my list.
I was joking.
I love Berenstain Bears.
Mickey Mouse.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Started it all.
Started as far as animals talking.
As far as animals talking for Disney.
He's the first one.
He's the goat.
Mickey.
That's good.
That's really good.
I'm going to say Balto. oh hadn't had him on my list but
that's fun balto was a hero in my childhood i mean like he's real that's a true story yes yeah
several books about him that i remember reading and like he was into balto for a while saved a
whole town that's pretty cool okay um and i'm gonna also say, I'm going to say Secretariat.
Oh.
You're going to real life animals.
Okay.
I like them.
Think about that.
Winner of whatever,
some big race.
They made a good movie about him.
He was like the fastest one at the big race.
Wait,
Seabiscuit was the one they made the movie about.
They made a movie about both.
Did they?
I haven't seen Seabiscuit.
It was PG-13 when I was a kid.
Tobey Maguire.
Yeah. Really? I think. Yeah. He was the jockey? I think so. Yeah. Saw it once. Johnny Loftus. both yeah i haven't seen sea biscuit it was pg-13 when i was a kid toby o'guire yeah really i think
yeah he was the jockey i think so yeah johnny loftus uh all right good answer um my next one
is going to be my favorite movie uh mufasa oh yeah good sacrifices for his son yeah um you know
isn't in the movie that long but man is he a good dad in that movie and he shows isn't in the movie that long, but man, is he a good dad in that movie.
And he shows up later in the clouds,
which is cool.
Also true.
So not many animals do that.
Yeah.
How,
how many animals on your list have shown up in clouds looking?
Everybody didn't.
Not any of the first ones.
Mickey Mouse.
Okay.
So yeah, you have,
you have curious George and Mickey Mouse and Mufasa.
Yes.
That's not bad.
All right, my final two picks.
I'm going to go with just a personal pick.
Wishbone.
Oh.
Love that little Jack Russell Terrier.
Taught me a lot about history.
Yeah, how'd he get into Wishbone recently?
Yeah, for me in my childhood.
It was like an educational,
potentially PBS show,
where this little white scrappy dog
would go back in time and uncover different stuff.
I learned about Rip Van Winkle from Wishbone.
Other just like random stories and stuff.
I like it.
Loved Wishbone.
And then lastly,
I'm going to go with the bat that started COVID.
Just to kind of balance out what I've said recently in some other episodes.
So that specific bat or pangolin, whatever it was.
Okay.
That one.
Okay.
You know who it is.
I don't know.
You know.
The bat.
Yeah.
The bat started COVID.
Okay.
All right.
My last pick.
Man, I had that one, but I wasn't...
I figured...
Man, this is where the rubber meets the road.
This is where I lose a lot of drafts.
I'm going with my heart, though,
because I think you've got to always stick with your heart.
And I like this one more than most.
It's Pongo, the male protagonist dog from
101 Dalmatians the i don't remember pongo pongo and perdita dude i feel like that name would have
stuck with me i've seen pongo what a name yeah jango pongo unchained bongo ping pongo pongo
drums nope i'm not thinking of any of those things. I'm thinking of Pongo.
Okay.
I like it.
100 More Nomations.
I like it.
Classic.
Really, really cool pick.
I love that movie.
It's a great one, all right?
I don't care if I lose.
Our kids were excited about it with me.
Yeah.
That's good.
Okay.
For my last pick, this might be, I don't know how many people love this,
but I love it a lot.
Paddington.
Oh, yeah.
The bear.
I remember reading some of the books when I was younger,
and the two movies they've made are fantastic.
Oh, I've never seen the movies.
Oh, watch them.
They're like surprisingly good for just like.
Really?
I don't know.
They're so good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Marmalade jam, marmalade sandwiches.
Yeah. Hattie and Bo do love paddington that's good i don't know what you got you crazy kids are talking about
oh you've never had a bear i've heard of the bear but i don't know anything about him never
talked to him british bear british bear yeah cool probably likes yeah likes marmalade what uh
honorable mentions you guys have oh yeah, yeah. Tell me one first.
Oh, Bugs Bunny.
Oh, yeah.
Good one.
Smokey the Bear.
Babe.
Yeah.
Oh, Babe is good.
Dude, have you seen that new conspiracy theory that Babe Ruth is black?
No.
Yeah.
I don't know.
How?
How?
How?
I mean, there's pictures of him.
Yeah.
He's just maybe like darker than we realized. Black and white photos.
Did he play before Jackie Robinson?
Yeah, for sure.
They just, okay.
I don't know.
I don't believe it, but that's a new conspiracy theory.
Speaking of Babe Ruth, the Beast from Sandlot.
Good.
Love him.
Tom and Jerry didn't know if we could do both.
Yeah.
Hattie really wanted me to pick this one.
I didn't.
Slinky or Slink from Toy Story.
I thought about some Toy Story.
I was like, I don't know.
Do they count?
Yeah.
Because they're toys.
I don't know.
The other ones aren't real either.
The other ones are animation.
Mufasa is not real.
Yeah.
I can't do those.
Yeah.
I had like Winnie the Pooh.
He's a stuffed animal. So that's against my own self. Yeah. I had like Winnie the Pooh.
He's a stuffed animal.
So that's against my own self.
And then Simba.
Simba.
Snoopy. Toto.
Bambi. Oh, Toto.
Yogi Bear. Little John.
Which, that was, Bo really wanted me to put that one down. Bo like watched me not put it down. He's like,
you gotta put down Little John. You forgot to put down Little John.
I was like, well, I don't know if Robin Hood and Lil Jon are
exclusively animals.
Baloo, though. Baloo the bear
from Bear Necessity.
I almost picked that one as my last one.
Tigger. Turk from
Tarzan. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Good one. Yeah.
Nemo. Dory.
This is one I love.
Liz from Magic School Bus.
Remember the little lizard at the end of the episodes?
Oh, I actually don't.
I remember her having a lizard.
Pet, yeah.
Yeah.
Liz from Magic School Bus.
That's good.
And then this is one I don't even know,
but Hattie made me write it down.
Captain Cook.
It's from-
Oh, Jesse Pinkman.
Yeah.
It's from Mr. Popper's Penguins.
Oh.
You know that one? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The penguin Captain Cook. I. It's from Mr. Popper's Penguins. Oh. You know that one?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The penguin Captain Cook.
I was like, gotcha.
Yeah, that's good.
That's good.
Not Captain Hook.
Apparently Captain Cook is a thing.
That was like the, yeah, what he named his first penguin.
What about you, Jake?
I only had a few left.
Scooby-Doo.
Oh, good one.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Free Willy.
Free Weary. Shadow from homeward bound homeward bound i thought about but i i wasn't dance sassy i want to watch it's one of those ones that like i
want to pretend that i love more than i really do kind of things you know like so many people
like that was my childhood and i was like i saw them but i couldn't even remember their names
without looking them up yeah good good little movies then last one, I don't know why this came to mind,
but Dolly, do you remember who that was?
Oh, the sheep?
The first sheep that was cloned.
That was cloned.
Yeah, way back in the day.
You had to have two picks for that one.
That's true, yeah.
The first Dolly and then the carbon copy.
I think I went to the place where,
I think that was in Edinburgh, Scotland.
And you've been there?
Yeah.
Cool.
Asambo.
Alexander Hamilton. Yep. Martin been there? Yeah. Cool. Asambo. Alexander Hamilton. Yep.
Martin Luther
King. Okay. Samuel
L. Jackson. Absolutely.
Sacagawea. Undoubtedly.
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How did they, let's talk about that a little more.
Do you have any idea how they cloned a sheep?
No, but I feel like it was like 20 years ago.
It was a long time they did this.
It must have not gone well if they are not doing it anymore.
No, they didn't. Like legally, they made them stop
because they would have moved on to like humans
and stuff. I think.
Really? That's what I've heard. I trust Hyman.
So this technology worked
okay, but legally it's not allowed? They successfully cl trust Timon. So this technology worked okay,
but legally it's not allowed? They successfully cloned a sheep.
They were like, that's actually stop.
Oh, so we're cloning people.
We're just not knowing about it right now.
Is basically what you're saying.
I don't know.
Because one of those things,
it's just like AI where it's like,
hey, this is going to be too crazy.
We've got to make people stop.
I'm talking a little too certainly about this.
I'm not sure, but I think that's what I heard.
This is what we do.
I wrote a paper on the 90s one time.
Okay.
So I heard that in there.
It does say it was a successful cloning,
and it led to widespread advancements within stem cell research.
I do hear about stem cell.
One thing I remember, there was a certain point in the 90s
where any funding for research of human cloning was stopped.
I think that's what it was.
I remember they were trying to make advancements,
and then they got shut down.
Stem cell research.
I remember hearing about that stuff.
Yeah, that's one of those things where it's like,
okay, if there's technology that's close out there,
it might not be something we know about publicly,
but let's go ahead and get weird with the ideas
for what's going on behind the scenes.
I'm just looking at Reddit comments.
I don't know how true this is, but it says,
cloning has happened quite a lot in the horse world.
They want to be able to pass on genetics.
It looks like pet cloning has been a thing for a few years,
which is really expensive.
I don't know.
The more you say cloning, the more fun it sounds.
Cloning.
I say it twice every time so you really understand what's happening cloning cloning cloning cloning wow that's pretty crazy you
think someone said selene dion has cloned her dog three times now there are companies who will clone
your pets for you that's kind of funny you never lose your dog that is funny that's a great idea
you buy a dog you buy it for life dog for life life. Dog for life. Clonedog.com.
I bet they're the exact same dog every time.
Dog.clone.
They have the same temperament.
Yep.
You think when you clone them, they go back to their healthiest self?
Or do you have to clone them?
I was going to say, you probably have to clone them before they're dying.
Because you don't want to clone a dying dog.
Right.
Yeah.
When they birth, how old are they?
Or eventually, are you just cloning every day?
It's just so close to death.
It's like, oh, we got to take you in.
This is expensive.
Write more albums.
That's funny.
This is a funny Reddit comment that people our age will get.
It says, you wouldn't download a sheep.
Cloning is next level piracy.
Remember those old commercials?
You wouldn't steal a handbag.
Yeah, dude.
Some of the DVDs that we'll watch with the kids will have those kind of things at the beginning of them.
Or remember back in the day,
it would be subject to a $500,000 fine.
It's scary.
And it's like, whoa, I do not want to mess with that.
But yeah, I think overall,
I think cloning has gone a little quiet
because of the ethical issues that come with it.
Maybe it's just happening for the rich people with pets.
I hope.
I mean, yeah, that sounds ethically wrong.
Yeah.
But there's plenty of things that are ethically wrong
that are like, no, we'll keep doing them.
No problem.
Anyway, that's smores.
Smores.
I didn't write them down this time,
so I hope you guys get him.
Or did you recap?
I didn't.
Madison's got it, though.
Okay.
I was the one who had bat from COVID.
Don't give that to anyone else.
Bat from COVID.
Bat from COVID.
Sounds like a movie.
So he had Mufasa from Lion King.
You had bat from COVID.
Bat from COVID.
It was newer.
Oh, man.
One thing I wanted to get your guys' thoughts on,
what do you think of Travis Kelsey on stage?
Oh, let's talk about it.
I honestly have not seen much, so you have to inform me.
I saw him in a 10-second clip, and that's about as much as I've gotten.
Yeah, I think I saw a small snippet, and I said,
I don't really care.
I could rant about,
I do not like pickleball kind of guy,
but I'm not, I don't, I don't,
I just don't care that much.
But it'd be a great stand-up comedy.
You should.
Oh.
Oh my gosh, okay.
I hate.
No, I'm just kidding.
Let's hear about it.
Where was he?
What was he doing?
He just like, in the middle,
like it was Taylor Swift era's
concert.
All of a sudden Travis Kelsey is just like a part of the show
and is on stage and is like helping with an outfit change
and like doing a skit. Okay, actually I kind of like
that more. He killed it. Yeah, they were like
doing a skit together. So it's like. You have a microphone?
No, he's like
kind of like old timey acting and like
he like did like a little dance like
I feel like I'm on the acting. And he did a little dance. I feel like...
I'm on the cart!
I'm on the cart!
A little jig, kind of?
Yeah, I feel like...
Lord Christmas does it in Dumb and Dumber.
But he did a little...
Oh, yeah!
He's dancing a little bit.
The card!
Yeah, it was just fun.
It was fun.
It was a surprise.
It's fun that...
That is fun.
These concerts are a pretty big deal.
And she trusted Travis to not screw this up up because everyone else is a professional dancer.
Right.
And it's like, Travis, can you like not screw this up?
Yeah.
Like I'm sure he had to.
Just the idea of like them keeping it a surprise and like him having to go to rehearsals.
Right.
I know.
It's just like kind of fun.
And he crushed it.
The coolest part about this is one of Taylor Swift's main background dancers at the concert.
I didn't know any of this, but Rachel even said like i love that black guy he is so funny like this kind of just
like chubby like black guy who's one of her like main dancers we really liked him just like a silly
like funny guy turns out that is colin saunders brother oh oh i i've heard that he's a dancer
yes yes he's one of like taylor swift's main backup dancers so now travis kelsey's Colin Saunders. Oh, he's like a former chiefs defensive. They won a Super
Bowl together just a couple of years ago. Real big defensive lineman. Yeah. Number 99. Binky
is like his Twitter. Yeah. Binky Saunders. Anyway. So his biological brother is Taylor Swift's
backup dancer. So Travis Kelsey has like performed quote unquote with both of them.
How crazy is that? That is funny. How cool. Yeah. He's been on stage, been on the field with both of them, had success with both of them. So
it was just a pretty fun surprise. I feel like good for her. Like always mixing it up,
always keep people on toes, new songs every night. And then yeah,
wheel and Travis out there and he crushed it. It just looked fun.
Yeah. He's like a old man on a wheelchair. They put them out there. Um, well, does that also to you, at least to me as a,
I don't, I don't care that much about if they get married or not, but like that indicates that
they're a little more serious than any of her other boyfriends, at least like she never has
done this before. Right. This is unprecedented for her. I, I'm not sure. Yeah. It does feel
like a big deal. I honestly don't know what she has or has done like publicly with former
boyfriends, but either way, it's just fun like travis kelsey is like on the chiefs and like all this fun stuff is happening and i
don't know it's wild if you were to say let's say four years ago hey patrick mahomes might not be
the most popular person on the chiefs that's crazy to think about but you're right because i don't
do you think who do you think is more popular honestly i think it's probably travis yeah i mean
he's talked about our new heights.
He's like, it's crazy, Dayton Taylor.
It's like it has opened up a whole new world of fans,
like a whole new demographic that the NFL didn't have,
that I didn't have,
that whatever State Farm commercial doesn't give you.
It is just a whole new world.
So I think it's got to be Travis.
I know, which is crazy,
because obviously everyone in the NFL,
well, everyone that loves the NFL probably knows both of them yeah but like even a casual fan would know my
homes but there's so many more people out there than just nfl fans yeah so anyway i used to know
if you guys saw that or i had put together the colin saunders connection but i thought that was
pretty cool at least i had heard that they that he was like his brother i've seen like a tweet of
him being like look at my little bro or whatever out there.
Uh, but I did not know.
I mean, that, that's crazy to think like, yeah, like Travis Kelsey is like our connection
and our family of, you know, both, both of our boys are very successful in different
realms.
They've done like years of practice.
One's done like weeks of rehearsal.
They both like work together with him.
So I take back what I said.
I care.
You care and you like it.
Yeah.
I like it. Yeah. It's just fun. Yeah. Fun little thing. That take back what I said. I care. You care? You like it? Yeah, I like it.
Yeah, it's just fun.
Yeah.
Fun little thing.
That's cool.
Good job, you guys.
So that was a one-time thing, though.
He hasn't resurfaced.
It's not like that's his part in the show now.
Yeah, I'm guessing not.
I don't know.
I don't know if she's had a concert since then.
Okay.
I don't think so.
I haven't seen anything.
This was in Paris?
I think London.
London?
Somewhere in the UK.
Yeah. To where he could blend in a little bit easier. London? Somewhere in the UK. Yeah.
To where he could blend in a little bit easier.
Maybe he's on the streets.
Maybe.
Never saw him on the Portugal streets.
Dang it.
Yeah.
And I was on all of them.
The whole time.
Oh, he was in like one remote island most of the time.
He never came to where I was.
Oh, man.
It is wild, though, because if you guys are from Kansas City,
you don't understand.
It's just the most normal place.
We don't have any celebrity.
We don't have any famous people just roaming the streets in Kansas City ever.
No.
It's not like Nashville.
One of my friends in Nashville was just randomly selected
to be an extra in a music video,
and it happened to be for Post Malone and Blake Shelton.
Oh, yeah.
And he didn't even know it beforehand.
And I'm like, okay, that would never...
If Post Malone and Blake Shelton were in a music video together in Kansas City,
everyone would know about it.
Everyone would be there.
Everybody would be talking.
It would be a huge deal.
Yeah.
Yeah, Nashville is kind of cool.
Bailey said they have a Bondi truck in Nashville. Chris
Stapleton's a big fan. Oh, cool. Of Bondi. So he comes by like, we don't have anything like that.
We don't have like musicians here. Right. Right. So if you're like semi-famous, you should move
to Kansas City because people will love you. Go nuts over here. Okay. Small little thought.
So there's this thing in Kansas city called the big slick every year.
It's like a Royals fundraiser. And it's like all these celebrities, it's become pretty popular.
Like all these celebrities are starting to come to it. It's like this celebrity baseball game,
but then they also do all these other things throughout the weekend and not truly my life
goal, but a new, a new aspiration of mine would be like, it'd be pretty cool to be in the group
for big slick. Yeah. Cause like if you get, cause like would be like, it'd be pretty cool to be in the group for big
slick. Yeah. Cause like if you get, cause like Heidi Gardner, who's getting pretty popular these
days, but she's an SNL, like she was probably like, you know, 10th billing on SNL back a couple
of years ago. And now she's like, but she's from Kansas city. So therefore she's like popular in
Kansas city. Yeah. It doesn't take that much in Kansas city to get popular enough to be on big
slick is what I'm trying to say.
I think step one is get invited to the like chicken and pickle celebrity
games.
Yes.
Trey has been invited.
Yeah.
I went and watched one time.
Yeah.
Wasn't too exhilarating.
I think we're not that far away from that.
That's what I'm saying.
And it's step two is big slick.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
We're close enough to like,
like if we just have a few good breaks,
you know,
a few like crazy viral videos or something or
whatever so make it happen someday make it happen um when you said start a music video reminded me
this happened like a month or so ago and i forgot to ever mention it a guy hit me up he wants me to
start a pickleball movie we have like a zoom call about it oh did you mention this maybe not i don't know maybe i did
on the podcast i mean there's not really much to say yet i who knows if this movie's ever going to
happen but he's like hey i i wrote the script i'm just pitching it i'm trying to get it but if it
if it ever comes to light i'd love to have you star in it i was like oh great yeah i'll do whatever
you need yeah so we didn't even talk roles or anything i i don't know if it's ever going to
happen but what about that other thing i think you mentioned on the podcast? Human vs. Hamster? We didn't get it.
No, not that one.
I remember you being asked about a movie role or something like that.
Some guy that seemed like a pretty legit Hollywood guy or something like that.
I remember being excited about that.
Do you kind of remember that?
Guys, I get so many.
Just a dime a dozen these days, guys.
I did apply for Shark Tank last week for Friday Pickleball.
Fun.
It'd be fun.
Don't tell ABC,
but we're just doing it just for the publicity.
We don't actually want to give up
equity and need an investment,
but it'd be fun to pretend like we do
and then to get on TV.
We'll see. I think that's what a lot of people
are doing these days with Shark Tank. Really?
Because Mark Cuban's called out a few of them, so
careful. Make it convincing.
Mark, I was kidding! Mark, no! So careful. Make it convincing. Mark, I was kidding.
Mark, no.
So that'd be awesome.
It'd be so fun.
I'd be nervous, dude.
But I'd also go in there with a little routine.
I'd have some actually good jokes to say.
Not like the cheesy,
so Sharks, do you want to serve me up an offer?
It feels like they forced them to do that.
Why do they do that?
They always have some cheesy, punny closing line.
I do wonder how much they say,
you have to have this, this, and this. At the end, you have to say something dumb.
It's a policy.
I have heard,
I go through spurts where I'm in love with Shark Tank.
Right now, YouTube is giving me Shark Tank,
and I say, bring it.
Yeah, dude.
Every time I watch it, I'm like,
I should be watching this all the time.
Yeah.
And then it somehow goes away for a while.
It's the compilations that get me three times mark cuban was smarter than the investors
oh yeah okay yeah two times where the sharks were left speechless all right yeah when they cry or
whatever these entrepreneurs knew their worth compilation check this out yeah jaw on the floor
where are they now 2018 all those those things that the title. How do you not click on that? I did read, like I went through like a
decent rabbit hole with shark tank stuff. And I think you walk out there, you know, onto the floor
and then they take like, I think it can be like up to 15 minutes to get all the lighting right
for you to like stand. And so I think you're literally standing there in front of the sharks for like 15 minutes before you present. I think that's
where I would thrive. Yeah. I would like that time. You would talk. Yeah. You would like,
you'd like schmooze them. I don't know. How are we doing? Yeah. They make it sound like
they're not even talking to them. They're just standing there, which imagine how intimidating
that would be staring down. Mr. Wonderful. Yeah.
Because sometimes you see people just sweating bullets.
Yeah.
I like that.
Six times entrepreneurs were sweating bullets.
Mr. Wonderful had them shaking in their boots.
2019 season six finale.
Who's your dream?
Who's your dream shark? either one or scenario of bundle
i i think it's got to be the cubes right he seems like such an awesome guy yeah second i uh who's
lady qvc lady laurie grenier laurie grenier okay yeah like laurie you're not a barber guy
not a barber guy um say ginger i want barbara are you a barber guy i think i i think i
like barbara because i think barbara would keep me honest barbara does not take any crap i wouldn't
be very ornery around barbara here's what i think you should do you're not doing it right you're
doing this and i'll be like gosh you're right barbara shape babs i'm sorry i need a little bit
of that in my life i need a little bit of that in my life.
I need a little bit of like honesty, tough love to where she's like,
she loves me.
Barbara thinks I'm cute.
She loves this.
This sounds too weird, but she loves the way I'm a good hugger.
She loves that about me.
She's like, oh, you're such a cute little hugger.
And, but then she's also going to be like, I'm really disappointed in you.
You need to get better.
So I want Barbara on my team, but I also want a little, I think,
I think Damon would be pretty fun too.
I put Damon third probably.
I think Damon might be low key more of,
not a rock star than Cuban,
but I think he might have more connections
to like some crazy cool people than Cuban.
See, I think the perks of cubes are what's so fun.
Yeah?
I'm in a Mavs game up next to my homes.
Hey.
That's true.
Pretty fun.
But do you think you would get there?
No.
Never. I can't see a world where Mahomes. Hey. That's true. Pretty fun. But do you think you would get there? No. Never.
I can't see a world where that happens.
Yeah.
Cuban would be like, yeah, I'll take the deal.
I'm going to put Mavs logos on every single one of these pickleball paddles.
We'll be selling them in our shop.
He'll be throwing that out.
And I say, not so fast.
I want one courtside seat where Patrick Mahomes is next to me.
And then you got a deal.
Travis Kelsey is like the most famous one.
So it's not even,
it's not,
it's the second guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean,
Cuban is,
yeah,
I think you're right.
I'd love Robert,
but see Robert.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like Robert.
Robert.
Robert's just like one of those guys.
It's like,
I lead by example.
It's like,
Robert,
I need you to lead a little bit by kicking me in the butt.
Like Robert would be disappointed in me. he'd start crying is mr wonderful last for you
yeah but me too but like not in a way of like i don't i don't want him like i think he would be
great too you know in his own i'd be scared him he'd kick me in the butt without even trying i'm
okay with fear yeah that's why i married
catherine the breaking b uh episode last night uh gus uh is saying um i i don't believe in fear to
be an adequate adequate motivator he says that last night oh adequate motivator what a what a
character i saw he was voted like what like top like tv show villain of all time or something like that. He's so good. He's great.
Yeah, Diamond, when you're 21.
Okay.
Seven TV show villains that were even more sinister
than you think.
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Yeah.
Man, Gus is good because he's so competent.
That's what makes a good villain.
Yeah.
You're scared of what he's like holding back
because he doesn't speak much.
Because then when he does bring it out,
it's like, whoa.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think we're getting to the part at the pool.
I think it's coming soon.
I don't remember the pool.
I think like he like poisons all those dudes at once.
In the pool?
Remember that?
They're outside by a pool.
Oh, and they all kind of-
They all drop at the same time.
Oh, like in Mexico or something like that.
I remember it vaguely,
but it feels like we're gearing up for that.
Is this Rachel's first time to watch?
Second time.
So I think I've seen it twice.
So I remember it slightly better,
but we're both kind of like,
is this the part?
Oh, this is the Jane part.
I don't want to watch the Jane part.
The Jane part?
Yeah.
Is that necessary for the story, you think?
Yeah. Yeah? It adds to like i think walt's like body count like it adds to like yeah the the path behind
walt of like what he's done i know it's just so sad nine times walter white was worse than you
thought he was i love speaking in youtube title talk. Oh, man.
Nine times you realized Walter White was actually the antagonist.
Yes.
Six times I found myself rooting for Walter White and didn't want to be.
Parentheses, what do I do?
What do I do?
There's no right answer.
Timon, poor guy, does not understand what we're talking about right now.
He knows YouTube.
He's fine.
I'm loving it.
Speaking of YouTube,
I have a question for the ghosties.
I want you to be honest.
Right now,
I put,
so this is for people
who watch our podcast on YouTube.
I put,
so how YouTube ads work
is like the creator,
we get to have suggested spots
where ads can be placed.
Like you're in the middle
of watching this on YouTube
and maybe an ad will pop up
and in six seconds you could skip it.
These are the ads I'm talking about.
We get to select where those ads could potentially go.
Right now, I try to put them like not all the time
because I know you're not going to be served them all the time.
I've never heard any feedback from anyone
about like if these ads are happening,
how often they're happening.
So my question is if we just doubled the amount that we're putting them in does that feel like okay
that would be too much because i'm already getting three an episode are you getting six an episode
are you getting one an episode i don't know enough about how youtube is serving people podcast mid
roles because i was just thinking about the other day i was like if this isn't too annoying it's a
pretty easy way for us to do the same amount of work
and just close to double our
YouTube money.
Yeah. I bet I get...
I mean, I listen on YouTube
or watch on YouTube sometimes. I bet I get three.
Three in an hour and a half.
But I'm not paying that much
attention.
They're so easy to skip and
you're kind of used to them that
it's not... I don't know, maybe I'm getting more than that.
I don't realize it.
But how many are you putting in?
Right now I do every 10 minutes.
So no matter how long the episode, but every 10 minutes there's like an optional like mineral
ad.
Interesting.
And I feel like, yeah, YouTube serves those two people.
Yeah.
Maybe 30% of the time or something like they're not getting everyone.
Right.
That would be annoying.
So I'm just curious.
Just what my thought of this week. Yeah. Let us know. Right. That would be annoying. So I'm just curious to some I thought of this week.
Yeah.
Let us know.
Let us know in the comments how if you're getting ads,
is it starting to get annoying or you're on the brink anyway?
Or you're like,
no,
serve them up.
I'll skip them.
I don't mind.
How about we serve you up some ads?
I do enjoy just in general on your Friday sketches,
like the way you guys hold your paddles to like
show friday like the first like sometimes it's kind of unnatural look totally anybody know like
what's going on with this pickleball thing totally like just showing it off totally i don't care what
we do we're winning this game yeah hey would you like to come play with us? Waving with the paddle.
Come on, we could use one.
We have one spot left.
Yeah.
I don't, I'm thinking, I'm thinking,
I don't know what to do.
I should, ah.
The open court is back that way.
Or this way.
I don't know.
Yeah, there it goes. Yeah. That's that. Product placement. that product yeah you know I noticed who does
it really bad it's that that bear guy fit to serve he's got a spot ship with
full layer have you ever seen him huh his are like I would we do it too but
his are always like just like maybe like 20 straight seconds I'm just like
crossing his arms like holding the paddle like no movement just like
sitting here yeah I was wondering when the other day it's like but oh that guy
no i haven't seen it but i know who you're talking about now his name is bear is that his name what
do you call him the bear guy bigger bigger guy bigger guy kind of looks like a bear. His name's Evan, I believe. Fit to serve.
Fit to serve.
Funny.
A couple other rapid fire things.
Someone posted in the Facebook group,
like, I'm listening to little episodes,
like one of the first episodes,
and you guys are making predictions about the future.
Brad, you said you're going to have more kids.
Congratulations.
Jake, you said June 2024 is going to be nuts.
I was like, wow.
This may be the craziest month of my life.
So that's pretty cool that that happened. Just wanted to give a little shout out to that.
That is, that's pretty fun. Uh, one story I forgot to tell last week on the podcast, just really quickly. So you guys are obviously familiar. Like nothing is just smooth with
Bondi. There's just, there's, it's one step forward, two steps backwards, every step of the
way. Um, and last week I drove to the highway patrol, um, to get the vehicle itself inspected.
It's like, um, you know, you buy a used car, you have
30 days to get inspected before you can even get insured, yada, yada. And so I'm doing that in the
midst of a lot of other things not going well. I drive the truck there and I just need a win,
you know, and I get in there and they're telling me, well, a car of that size, you're actually
supposed to go somewhere else. But, you know, we're almost closing. You're the only car here.
Let's just do it. I'm like, okay, here we go. A little snowball here.
Thank you. Thank you, Diane.
I was cheesing it up so hard. I got to win them over.
Give them some charm.
Yeah, I was trying everything, dude.
Then we get out there. I need to
pop the trunk, look at it. Can't get the trunk.
The hood popped.
Of course. I'm yanking on
this hood release. Of course the hood
doesn't work. She's the hood doesn't work.
She's able to figure out what she needs to
by looking inside.
Doesn't need the hood.
I'm like,
thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
We go inside
and it's approved.
Inspection completed.
I'm like,
yes!
I don't care about anything else.
We got a win today.
This is great.
She's like,
all right,
I'll pull out your paperwork.
You go ahead and sit in the back.
And I'm like,
I go to the back
and there's this like
old,
nasty, but in a way charming vending machine. And I'm like, I go to the back and there was this like old, nasty,
but in a way, charming vending machine.
And I was like, you know what?
We're passing the highway patrol inspection.
I deserve a little soda pop.
Let's do it.
I'm gonna get a little Dr. Pepper.
When's the last time I had one of those?
Yeah.
And I put my dollar in this vending machine to reward myself.
And it took my dollar.
And I was like, of course.
Of course it was too good to be true.
It's the Harambe.
It takes your dollar and all of a sudden it's like,
Jake, actually, this is actually, we have a problem here.
You're like looking back at the video and she's like,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, I forgot to mention that.
But I was like, of course, I couldn't even reward myself.
I can't even like, yeah. Just go with a quick trip across the highway enjoy it yeah um so yeah that was fun it was one
of those times like this is when it's great to vlog i should have had time would follow me around
today that would have been a great moment but it's all good it's all good baby it's all good
filthy fit filthy rich and the things that matter. Filthy Fit. Filthy Fit.
Let's go ahead and make some sweeping announcements.
Big announcements.
Save the date announcements. Oh my gosh, I forgot.
Yeah.
Let's go ahead and say it.
We're not going to give all the details, but let's just say save the date.
Sweep.
Save the date.
September 13th, 14th, 15th.
Save the date for Branson, Missouri.
We're about to have a party in Branson.
Oh, interesting.
Oh, gosh.
Our pet's heads are falling off.
This. Wow.
You think? You don't think.
Something that's been on the wall
for, I don't know, a year and a half?
Sound panel? Just fell off for the first time.
Wow. Okay. Timon is currently
lying lifeless on the ground. I think we're going to Branson. It's off for the first time. Wow. Okay. Timon is currently lying lifeless on the ground.
I think we're going to Branson.
It's an omen.
Yeah.
Guess what?
My God's bigger than your sound panel omen.
Okay.
Watch out for that other one because save the date.
The weekend of October.
I'm watching this thing to make sure.
25th, 26th, and 27th.
Save the date for Napanee, Indiana, baby.
Pretty fun.
Pretty, pretty fun.
Nothing fell down this time.
Okay.
So far.
So one is happening.
Napanee is happening.
Branson, the panels fell down.
Once again, Branson.
Yeah.
13th through the 15th of September in Branson.
And then we're not exactly sure the exact dates of Napanee yet,
but October 25th, 26th, 27th.
26th seems like the one you should lock in, October 26th.
The middle date.
On Saturday there.
So we're doing some fun things,
trying to kind of accommodate people from the north,
people from the south, people all around.
So we'd love for you guys to come to both.
We'll get more
information out soon enough, but we're excited. Yeah. I, both will be very fun in their own ways.
I think they'll both be a tad different without giving too much away, but I think yes,
Branson will look the most similar to F12 or grande boo in the past. Is that fair to say?
Like that will be like what you're, if you've been listening to the podcast while, if you've come to these events,
it'll be similar to that.
You don't want to miss it.
There will be,
but,
but more,
but different and fun.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But yeah,
obviously different.
It's our way.
We're not doing it in Kansas city.
Like we're doing it somewhere else and we have a lot more to work with.
And Branson's got a lot.
Branson's got a lot.
Branson's got a lot.
And we know a lot of people down there hooking us up left and right.
So,
um,
yeah,
we've had some fun phone calls and have some really cool ideas of how to
get maybe some,
uh,
co-host adjacent people involved and yeah.
Yep.
Fun.
So save the date.
Yeah.
It's going to be fun.
Um,
let us know what questions you have.
I don't know.
But then again,
we haven't given you all the details,
so don't ask like too much. Don't ask for the details. But yeah, just go ahead and like block those off. And
I don't think either one of them are going to, I mean, they're not going to be like Gulf Shores
prices. It'll be like, yeah, it'll be affordable, considerably more affordable than a house on the
beach. So that's right. Um, we're going to, we're going to figure that out. We'll let you know when
we can yes awesome um
cool let's uh you want to wrap up you want to do a little win of the week you want to do a little
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i mean i've got a comment screenshot somewhere right
my win of the week is just my daughter hattie in general i, I'm proud of her in a lot of ways. It's just fun watching her,
um, just be, continue to grow up. I mean, she learned how to ride her bike.
She we're, we're doing swimming lessons with her right now. And she's just being more and more
brave, you know, doing simple things like going under the water without, you know, plugging her
nose and all these different things, but like for her, they're huge wins. Um, and then we recently,
uh, like officially reserved
that she's going to Kanakuk this summer,
which is just so exciting.
So fun.
So she'll be going to that later this summer
and going to the same camp that Catherine and I met at,
at which Catherine and I met.
And yeah, she's just wonderful.
All my kids are wonderful,
but specifically this week, want to give a shout out to Hattie Louise. Fun. and yeah, she's just wonderful. All my kids are wonderful,
but specifically this week,
I want to give a shout out to Hattie Louise.
Fun.
I spent that whole time trying to find one of the comments of Screenshot.
I couldn't find it.
What do I want my win of the week to be?
I feel thankful for a lot of things.
I'm really thankful for the ghosties,
really thankful for my parents,
really thankful for Rachel.
What is a specific win um i have another
one too after you go i'll go i don't know what my win is i yeah i just i keep coming back to like
my my dad made a point he's like i you know even though things are not going well and not how you
thought they would go at least you don't have to like pay your mortgage with bond eyeballs.
You know, at least you're not in like a stressful financial situation.
I know you're excited. I know you've built all this hype, but at least,
you know, you and Rachel are going to be fine. And so that was,
that was a good reminder of just like, we're fine. It's just,
I know people are excited. I'm excited, but it's all good.
We will figure it out in due time.
And it's just, it's just business. It's not anything life or death. I'm still fine. So my
win of the week is maybe just like, just the life I currently have and decide that the things around
me that make me so thankful every day. I'm so blessed and I am, I hope I don't take it for
granted, but no matter how many downfalls or anything there are, it's like, I hope I don't take it for granted, but, um, no matter how many downfalls
or anything there are, it's like, I got a good thing going compared to a lot of people in the
world, you know, all over. It's a very lucky for sure. Not lucky, blessed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
It's like luck, but like, there's like a, like a spiritual element to it where it's like,
not really my thing at all. I don't know what you call it. I don't know what you would chalk
that up to, but I don't know. It wasn't my doing.
Secondary win of the week. I forgot about
this. Huge highlight. Huge.
So much fun. After we golfed with
dad slash Harrison
the other day,
your dad and Steve Koop
and then all the women, your mom,
Rachel's mom, Rachel, came over
and we played baseball
out in the backyard with our kids. That was a fun time. It was so fun. I mean, your dad and Rachel's mom, Rachel came over and we played baseball out in the backyard with our kids.
That was a fun time.
It was so fun.
I mean, your dad and Rachel's dad were just so much fun with our kids.
Our kids were dying laughing.
And it was one of those things where I was like, okay, I need to be cognizant of bedtimes
for the kids.
Also, like, I don't want, you know, Steve triplet to feel like he's just having to be
there.
Like, you know, bothered, like he's probably wanting to hang out and talk to the
adults. So I was like, all right, we got to like maybe two more at bats.
And your dad's like, what? Two more, two more. We're just getting started.
So a huge highlight, just blessing. Um, once again,
just so many wonderful kids or wonderful people around our kids' lives and,
um, investing time in them. So, uh,
shout out to the Steveves for being super fun
and playing baseball and Rachel and Jake, of course.
But anyway, great, great, great time.
Double win.
Do you have a comment of the week?
I do.
I have two.
One of them is from Joshua Schmidt.
2023 says good ranchers got their money's worth today.
Clip that.
And second one,
Marty Brown, 70-80.
A lot of numbers here.
Long episode.
Yay.
Love Jake and Brad so much.
And if you're new to this podcast,
stick around.
You'll fall in love
with this community
and become a ghostie.
Yeah.
Stick around.
Stick around.
Hey, where you going?
Yeah.
My comment of the week
is going to come from Jesse
we love Jesse
old JP
yeah
as a blue collar man
hearing about Jake
with dirty hands
makes me so proud
yeah
also I'm pretty sure
I can fix that generator
probably solenoid
that's great
I feel like that is
that type of person
like I can't help myself
like I have to
like I think I know
what it is
even from afar so yeah solenoid's a I think I know what it is, even from afar.
So, yeah, it really cracked me up.
Solenoid's a good buzzword to know.
It is.
Yeah.
Great word.
Have you heard that yet?
Have they talked about solenoid?
Not in the generator world.
I feel like I heard about it in, like, Back to the Future or something.
Solenoid.
Solenoid.
Maybe that is the answer if no one else has talked about it with you.
Maybe it is.
Awesome.
Probably the solenoid.
All right.
Thank you guys for listening. Once again,
it's been a Wednesday episode timing. You have any last remarks? Um, not really. Okay. Well, uh,
yeah, no, uh, support us on Patreon, support us with merch, support us by supporting our sponsors,
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So come see us in Branson,
come see us in Napanee,
Indiana,
Main Street Roasters.
It's going to be a party.
And yeah,
we love you guys.
Filthy Rich and the things that matter.
Have a good week.
Got a good week.
Have a good week.
Love you guys