Ghostrunners - 48 - Dog the Bounty Fumigator

Episode Date: April 6, 2020

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So do you ever get on somebody else, like you're using somebody else's computer. I'm using Isaac's computer right now and there is so many things that are just wrong with it. Like he's got 15 tabs open right now and then down at the bottom, like the icons, you should only have the essentials on there. He's got non-essential items? There's no way he's using his maps, his reminders, his contacts. I bet he doesn't even have a contact in here. Do not tell the CDC that he's doing non-essential things right now. There's no way he's getting on this launch pad every day.

He needs this on here. No launch pad. Yeah. You just go four fingers, swipe up. Absolutely. Now you're launching. You don't need a button. You don't need a button for your pads. No. Uh, uh, oh, ooh, I, ooh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts and white meat to Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead, get on your feet, because it's the Ghost Runners Podcast. Every morning, morning, we're taking back Ghost Runners Podcast. Ghost Runners Podcast.

Welcome back to all the Ghostrunner listeners out there. This is episode 48. Oh, baby. A highly divisible number. You're kidding. 12s, 4s, 6s, 3s, and probably 9 1⁄2 or something. Some other non-integers. Yeah.

I don't know. Yeah. Brad, what's going on? Tell me about how much stuff you've been doing this week. So many stuffs. It's been doing this week so many stuffs um it's been a good week though man it's been good time with the fam i i think i'm a broken record by this point talking about how much fun i'm having with them but oh man i gotta go return this to the record store this record's broken wow Fun with the fam, fam, fam.

That's the new joke. Just like, I'm probably going to sound like a broken record right now, but. Okay. I love how like little we probably have knowledge wise of records. Like, I don't know. I know that they spin. If you, if you got a record and a record player right now, how confident? First try. First try. No, let's talk about records. Cause yeah, I see. I've, I've never owned one. that they spin if you if you got a record and a record player right now how confident first try first try i know let's talk about records because yeah i see i've never owned one we'll call them

vinyls because we're cool and hipster like that yes okay also vinyl flooring does not mean you put record down on the floor never have nope dang it wish i would have spit that out better uh could have been funny but it wasn't. But seriously, I'm going to sound like a records. Can you just put the needle down wherever you want? Or do you, is where you put it where the song is? Cause there's no way it's gotta be, it's gotta be, there's gotta be a, there's no way you can just put it anywhere. Right. It just knows, okay, it's time to start the intro. And like, where does it, yeah, we know so little about records because I would think it's like rings on a tree almost like more of the inside is like track one.

How does it move out to the outside though for the rest of the tracks? Because there's got to be information around the whole circle or else why would it need to be that big? Right. If there's only information in one slot, right. Then why would you need this whole thing? I don't know. I don't know. And the crazy thing is that records are so much simpler than CDs and like MP3s and everything. But even that, like the records just fascinate me. Actually, yeah, let's keep going. You put a needle on a spinning disc and I hear music now.

And supposedly it sounds better than if you have a CD. That's way more impressive than air dropping me a 4K video. I think so. Somehow that makes more sense to me. But like a needle on a, on whatever that is. Vinyl. Yeah. Makes music. Yeah. Beautiful. Like, and you can change it. You can do whatever music you want on there. I don't care. It's not just one music. No, I don't know how it works. And how many times would it take you confidently to do it correctly? Cause I, if someone said, I'll give you a hundred dollars to do that. If you do it on the first try, I would say, and then they'd be like, I'll get, you have to give

me $10. If you can't, I would say no bet. I would, I would take some sort of bet. If it was like, I'll give you 20 bucks. If you get it three tries, I'm like, all right, game on. I'll try. Okay. Kind of like a half court shot. But what if the penalty is $10? If you can't, I would probably be a little too confident myself. I got to figure this out. First two tries. You're like, Oh, you're calibrating. Yeah. Okay. Too long. Okay. if you can't i would probably be a little too confident myself i gotta figure this out first two tries you're like oh you're calibrating yeah okay too long okay a little left okay just right love this porridge i don't know why i don't know really what asmr is but i think it's this like you know that like little noise at the beginning of like the records like it's like

before it goes on i love that try again i know what it's under let's see that's not that sounds like a that noise. Try again. I know what it sounds like. That's not, that sounds like a, that sounds like a stranger things, you know, wall character or something. I don't know. Like a Demogorgon coming out of it.

It's like, it's like almost static. Yeah. I was going to say static is how it, yeah, it's hard to make with your noise. I'll try it out with your noise, with your noise.

Guys, it's a late night pod. I hope you know how much we love you. Yeah. We haven't talked about this. It is currently 1226 AM.m. Monday morning. So if you're listening to this on Monday morning, you're basically in the room with us. This is a conversation.

100%. That you're a part of because this just happened. Jake literally edited it, I think, and you're going to put it out an hour after you probably get done editing it. And people are going to listen to it an hour. Yeah, it's going to be an interesting night. I still got to edit a video for Chick-fil-A tonight, which will be fun. And get with Trey in the morning and being on his podcast. Because there's nothing like.

Oh, I thought you did that yesterday. We were going to do it Friday and then it got moved. And so, yeah, nothing like two podcasts in 12 hours during a national lockdown when you've done nothing. How am I? I don't know if I'm supposed to put out, you know, 150 minutes of content during a pandemic. We'll brainstorm after this surely we'll find some things um anyway that record sound that they're like yes oh you that sounds like a like a match being okay well just like extinguish with your hand oh in between our

noises is the noise of like the record first going on there yeah it cannot be made with the human mouth i'm convinced i'm convinced if you think you it, uh, leave us a five-star review with how you would do it. And yeah, spell it out for us. Yeah. We've got some great reviews to talk about this week. We'll get to at the end of the episode. Yeah, you're right. Uh, speaking of spelling it out, I remember one time I had a chemistry teacher, Mr. Don't remember his name, Harvard, but it's not his name. Something like that. It starts with an H. And one time he wrote on my friend's paper who was kind of a class clown didn't really take it seriously he just wrote p b b b b b t t t t and my friend's like we'll call him mr harvard mr harvard like what what is this what does this mean and this guy had like the most dry humor you've ever like imagined. He was kind of like rolling his eyes. He goes,

P B B B T T T T T just means. And we all just lost it. So anyway, spelling it out. I don't know how you would spell that out, but that's, he just, he just wrote that on the piece of paper of my friends like test. All right. This be a fun game okay little quick spelling bee okay red your first word is going to be the noise that your stomach makes when you're really hungry when your stomach is growling spell it please can i have a country of origin please yes eastern france okay um to be specific eastern okay the eastern non-unionized before they became as one okay um i Um, I'm going to do that thing. Like they do in the spelling bee where they like sounded out on the side. G H E. Is that something they do in this spelling bee?

You've never seen that. I've seen them like write down on like their little placards. Yeah. I guess that's the visual learners. Yeah. It's hilarious. They do the breathing. I don't know if it's like, like I'm doing? I don't know if it's like I'm doing,

I don't know if I'm, I'm not like super well versed on it, but yeah, it's something like. Not a Scripps guy? Yeah, okay. G-H-E-E-W-H-T. That's correct. Okay. Great job, great job. You're on to the next round. On to the next round. Great job.

Okay. What's mine? Okay, Jake, your word is the sound that a car makes screeching to a halt after it realized it was not going to make the yellow light. Okay. Can you use it in a sentence, please? Sure. When I was driving, there was a sound that I had to make with my car because I was not going to make a yellow light and it went. Okay. Can you use it in a sentence that will offend me? Sure. Jake, you drive too slowly and it takes you too long to get places. And so sometimes you feel like you're running, you should run your yellow light, but then you realize, oh, I can't. So my car makes the noise.

Thank you. I'm a visual learner, so I got to write mine down. Okay. This is going to translate over the podcast. Okay. Car or sound that your car makes when it's screeching to a halt at a yellow light. Mm-hmm. Why? Okay. Car or sound that your car makes when it's screeching to a halt at a yellow light. Y. Okay.

Y. Y. Y. S-S-R-C-H-C-H-R-R-T. The sound that your car makes when it's coming to a screeching stop at a yellow light. You should have asked the country of origin because there was a silent M at the beginning. Oh, it was Moroccan. We all know the Moroccan.

Dang it, they're always slipping those in. Dang it. Brad, I never hear you cough until we start podcasting. Oh, really? Yeah, do you think? It's a habit. The fumes down here or something? It's probably that we got to get it fumigated. What does that word mean? It means that like getting rid of the coughs of people in basements. If you start coughing, you got to get fumigated. My mom used to work for industrial fumigant company. Oh, I'm asking the right guy then. Oh yeah. Cause I was like eight years old

and I asked my mom lots of questions about her job at the fumigation company. I mean, as a kid. Yeah, you definitely want to know what your parents do. I don't know what it is. I feel like it's some of the gas. Just fumigant just sounds like a gassy word. Fumigant. Like, oh, boy. Hey, I'm going to need a few minutes. I'm pretty fumigant. Yeah, it sounds like an adjective for like a sketchy person too or like or like a crime first degree fumigant oh yeah yeah he's a he's a running from the law oh what do you do he fumigated on some people he's not allowed near any playgrounds anymore let's just say that he fumigated a couple people in the first degree so uh that's cool so your mom would like get like track those guys down 100 like a bounty fumigator yeah she was yeah dog dog the bounty fumigator. That's cool. So your mom would like get like track those guys down. A hundred percent. Like a bounty fumigator. Yeah. She was, yeah. Dog, dog, the bounty fumigator.

Yeah. That's exactly what she did. That's why she couldn't tell me much. Cause she's like, Brad, I don't want you to be exposed to this life. I just want to have a better life for you so that you don't have to go through this. Like family meeting. Like, okay. If I don't want to do this, we're not all on board.

But if I just, for, if I bounty fumigate for five years, we're going to be set just five years. If you could put up with it, the jokes, the harassment, the secondhand fumigation, you know, she would come home sometimes like, and there'd be like some blood on her, uh, you know, shirt. And she would just sit down for dinner. And my dad would be like, Georgianne, what's on your shirt. And she looks, she'll just look at my dad and be like, don't ask me about my business, Dave. And just, they kept eating in silence and it was scary times. But you know what? We have a huge house now. We are very rich. and she'll just look at my dad and be like, don't ask me about my business, Dave. And just, they kept eating in silence and it was scary times. But you know what?

We have a huge house now. We are very rich. I have a trust fund set up for everybody in my family. Five, two nines for Hattie. You know, it's great. Just say, don't run a black light in the old home. God, I hope it's urine. I love that quote.

That's such a, yeah, that's such a good one. So you're a broken record, huh? Broken record. Just taking care of your daughter. Had fun with Hattie, man. We went to the park twice this week. Whoa. Once with Catherine.

We did a little takeout dinner picnic date, which was fun. That doesn't sound like bed rest, Brad. She got in the car. She drove to the, she was in the pasture seat. This is Catherine? Yes. Okay. We picked up the food. She walked a the, she was, she was in the pastor seat. This is Catherine. Yes. Okay. We picked up the food. She walked a few steps, sat on a blanket. So I think that's okay. Yeah.

Park rest, park rest. It's it's this. Yeah. It's like bed slash park rest is what they say. A lot of doctors are prescribing. Yeah. How do you had so much fun that she wanted to go back to the park the next day. And so we went and we went quote unquote fishing as how do you would call it? There's some ponds or rivers as Hattie calls them. She's so dumb. She, yeah, she does not know. You know what? Actually, she listens to this podcast. She listened to it last week with me. And so, and I think you called her an idiot or something. So Hattie, you are so smart, baby. I love you so much. I called her dumb last week. Yeah. Something like that. I'm sorry. I'm just kidding.

She just loved that. She heard her name. Hatt hattie go to bed um so anyway we went fishing you know completely spontaneously we had this bag of pretzels that i was going to give her for a snack and we used half of them by throwing them in the river for the fish and they just ate it up let me tell you the fish did oh yeah sounds like you kind of played fetch with your daughter yeah no you know what? That's funny you say that. Catherine's going to listen to this. She's going to roll her eyes.

But the other day, Catherine was sitting outside with Hattie and I was playing with her. And then I was like, hey, I need to go inside for a second. And we were like kicking the ball around Hattie and I were. I was like, why don't you play with mom? And mom's like, yeah, give me the ball and I'll go throw it and you can go get it and bring it back to me i was like and you know i give katherine a hard time because she's not really a sporty athletic person but still i was like she's been a camp counselor she can make up some games i was like she's not a dog like you're literally playing fetch like you can go how about i throw this um what do i have around me this bone and you can put it in your mouth and bring

it back to me you'd like that wouldn't you and maybe I'll give, maybe I'll give you a little snack if you, if you like it. Yeah. Would you like that? No, but we were fishing, we were putting, yeah, fishing with these pretzels and there was this other little girl. Um, we'll say she's four years old. So it was a little bit older than Hattie. And she was on one side of the little pond with us. And then her dad was on the other side, sitting on a bench. Dad, I'm not going to judge him too much, but he was like that. He wore like khakis with flip-flops. Not a good combo.

I would say his name's Phillip, probably. Phillip was on his phone. Yeah. And was like getting very onto, we'll call her. Delilah. Delilah. Delilah, don't get too close. Don't get too close. Don't get too close don't get too close don't get too close oh this

is a real pond yeah okay get confused with the fake rivers real ponds she called them rivers they're just ponds okay okay i got it all ponds um and there's a bunch of these fish we were feeding them and this girl looked like she was like oh man it looks fun oh you fed real fish oh yeah i'm so sorry cool okay no this is real. Okay. You went fishing, kind of. Yeah, we didn't actually like get them, but we just, yeah, just gave pretzels to her. A lot of people do catch and release. We do strictly release.

That's our game. Yeah, right. We just wanted to feed the fish. Cool. And this other girl was kind of looking at us, so I was like, Hattie, why don't you go take this pretzel and give it to her?

And Hattie went over there and said, would you like this pretzel to feed to the fish? And from across the pond, Philip goes, Delilah, don't take that pretzel. Do not take that pretzel. Say to the fish and philip from across the pond philip goes delilah don't you don't don't take that pretzel do not take that pretzel say no thank you say no thank you and don't take that pretzel and i was like like and it wasn't weird like we were that far away i was like oh sorry man i didn't mean to like offend you or whatever but he was just like this very standoffish dad like on his phone while his daughter was at the park and i was just like kind of frustrated by

this guy 15 minutes 20 minutes later had he and I have been around the ponds and everything. I can't wait. We come back and we hear this, we hear this guy go quack, quack, you know, like, like having fun with his kid or whatever. Guess who it is? Khakis Phillip. Khakis Phillip with, let me just say another mom that was just roaming the park with her daughter. She had leggings on. That's all I'm going to say.

Philip is not there to parent his daughter. Philip is there to- It's a pickup scene for old Phil. Yes. Or whatever you want to call it. And I was just like, dude, I don't want to judge, but I'm judging and I don't like it. I don't like that Phil starts quacking

when the ladies show up. I don't like that one bit. He was quackalacking all day. He says, hey, hey, hey, pretty lady, what's quacking? Yeah. He was like, hey, I'll be your Gordon Bombay if you be my... You get the joke. You get it.

My ducks. Anyways, I was just like, dude, you were like such a bad... I don't know. Whatever. I don't want to judge him too much. But it seemed like he was a bad dad that was like very not happy to be there. And then all of a sudden when this pretty mom gets there, it turns into a duck. Hey, look at how thoughtful and great of a dad I am and how I engage with my daughter.

Whatever. It was just, it was just odd. So I'm still, I don't like that. He like wouldn't let his daughter take, was it like a Corona based? Don't take that thought later. At first I was like, why? At first I was like, oh, maybe he was just worried that she was going to fall in the pond or something. If she dropped these pretzels in.

I also get that because I was also very nervous that Hattie would just have an accident and just accidentally fall in. But then I thought later, maybe it's the coronavirus. I should give Phil the benefit of the doubt. Benefit of the quack. Yeah. But anyway, so that was a fun time with Hattie. We went to the park. That's my story that I have.

No, I like that. I'm actually still not done with Philip. Okay. Interesting move to, yeah, to go out in public and do that. Use your daughter, not as bait, but as a little bit of a, you know, reason to be out. A reason to. Yeah. What else does Philip do in his free time?

Let's really hone in on this guy. Phillip's definitely a St. Louis fan. But he lives in Kansas City for some reason because he's not. He has a man cave. Phillip has a man cave for sure. With like a hubcap on the wall, like a decorative hubcap. Do you think he, I mean, he definitely follows Barstool Sports decorative hubcap do you think he um i mean he definitely follows barstool sports on instagram do you think he has any of their merch like he has a barstool

sports like t-shirt yeah yeah yeah saturdays are for the dads yeah definitely nobody has that shirt yeah and yeah he he like he's all about craft beer, but really he just loves Bush. Yeah. Says he's light. Like Bush Light. Oh, boy. That sounded funny. Anyway, yeah, you know, he just loves like the normal ones.

I think he's on Match.com, but tells people he isn't. Oh, yeah? I've tried the dating sites. They just don't work for me. But he's still on two or three. But he's just like, I'm going to continue trying them. Yeah. Yeah. It's quarantine season. What else do you have besides the park with your daughter? Man. Yeah. Whatever. I don't want to, I don't want to seem too judgmental, but I just observed some things and I thought, Oh, don't love it. Yeah. That's too bad. So anyway, well, then I swooped in and I was the

hero to this girl and this, this woman and her daughter hung out with me the rest of the day. Just kidding, Catherine. It was not like that. I was with my daughter and only my daughter the whole time. I never quacked. Not once. I never had a quack. I don't quack under pressure. You hear me? Um, nevermind. Nevermind. Nevermind. It's, um, racist about white people. Oh boy. Quacker. Anyway. I made a discovery this week, something we've talked about this podcast multiple times. And I think I've found the answer, got to the bottom of it. Tell me. The new Chick-fil-A is about to open. They were giving me a tour of the one that I've been helping out with. Got to see the kitchen and everything. And this guy was showing me the, uh, where they keep all the soda syrup and we were talking about it. And so then I got asked some soda questions. Okay. You know, how does

this work? My dream? Yes. Yeah. It's like Charlie and chocolate factory for us. Yeah. Then he was like, see this bad boy. This is like state of the art. Apparently you were told. And I was like, what is it? And he said, it's a carbonizer. Oh yeah. And I'll skip all the details, but essentially I think that's the difference in good soda and bad soda. Forget the straw theory. Forget the, you know, distilled water theory or whatever we had. Yeah. Purified, purified water. I think it's all in the carbonizer. If you have a good carbonated water, then your soda will taste better. Okay. So Chick-fil-A on 87th and 435. It just hits different there. Apparently it's going to. I can't wait. I can't wait to go try it out because let's, can we make the announcement on here about our friend? Yeah, I think so. Mr. James, our buddy is now no longer at the

Chick-fil-A that we always used to go to. He is transitioning over to this new Chick-fil-A, which we're excited about. It's about to be home base. Yeah. I was already working there and now James is going there. It's perfect. I can't wait. And I think it, I don't know if it's closer to me or not, but it's really, it's close ish. It's a little farther for me, but that's fine. I'm excited. New part of town. Um, yeah. So carbonizers. Carbonizers. Okay. Yeah. I mean, we'll see. I've always thought that though about like, obviously we talk about how McDonald's has the best and I think that they have better carbonation. Like now that you say that, like that makes sense. So. Cause, and this is what this guy was explaining to me

he's like i'm sure the syrup itself is all the same you just get that from like the coke distributor in your area like it's all the exact same syrup so it's how you mix it and all you're doing is mixing ice with carbonated water with the syrup so gosh that's so true though because some of them are just kind of flat tasty not with the new carbonator carbonizer carbonizer carbonator sounds like a, like a, like a anti Atkins diet. Like, Hey, you want the carbonator? You need all the cars you want supersize me with that carbonator. It's also a part of a car. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Your rotary girder out and your carbonator needs going to get fixed here in a second. I'll put some more amperage on there.

Another discovery I made this week. I've been very vocal, even on this podcast before, talking and being an advocate for eating an orange in the shower. Yeah. The episode with Garrett Perkins. I was talking all about it. This is something that I, like, this is like a hill I die on. I tell people all the time. If you're not eating orange in the shower, you're wasting your time because it's amazing.

I've been telling people this for years. I discovered it early on in college. So here's the time. If you're not eating orange in the shower, you're wasting your time because it's amazing. I've been telling people this for years. I discovered it early on in college. So here's the scene. I'm at Trey Kennedy's house this week. I was so lucky to be there. Did you like kiss the ring? Yeah, a little bit. So, you know, I was just there working and one of his roommates comes in the kitchen and we're talking about fruit and stuff. I don't really, I can't remember why we started talking about fruit. I was recording and going, good. Been eating a lot of grapefruit. I think Trey even mentioned like, dude, when's the last time you had a strawberry? They're so good.

And we were just talking about like, dude, strawberries are really good. But then his roommate was like, dude, you know what I've been doing recently? Yeah. Eating orange in the shower. And I was like, dude, no way. I was like, I have been doing this for years, so I'm freaking out. I'm like, yes, it's awesome. We're telling Trey about it. And Trey's like, did you just make that up? Or I was like, I don't think I made it. Like I

discovered it myself, but I don't think I've made it up or anything. And so he's like, O'Neill's where'd you get it from his roommate? And he's like, oh, I just saw it on a Reddit post. Like way back in the day, some guy was talking about this camp counselor told him about it. You're a camp counselor. Yes. There is a very good chance that I started this. Maybe not very good chance, but decent chance. To him you did. Yeah. He said this like Reddit post went super viral. He said eight, nine, 10 years ago. He didn't know when a long time ago. And it was this guy talking about that his camp counselor would not stop talking about how great the benefits of eating an orange in the shower. And O'Neill's remembered that from back then.

And to this day, still eats an orange in the shower from that Reddit post. So you like spread the gospel of eating an orange in the shower at camp. So yeah, that's awesome. My legacy lives on. I couldn't believe it. We were all freaking out. And then we didn't have any other fruit topics to talk about. So we moved on.

But that's awesome. Pretty cool. Yeah. By far the biggest thing about my entire week. Oh, yeah. I think that I maybe have started the Oklahoma Joe's, jumbo Z-man. Have I ever told you that? So there's like this, that's a big claim. I know. No, it's not that big. Uh, it's probably not me, but there's a Z-man it's a sandwich. It's very famous at the most popular

barbecue place in Kansas city. Yeah. Oklahoma Joe's. Context. Yeah. This is a big deal. deal. Yeah. Like it's the most famous sandwich in Kansas City probably. And every time I go there, I think to myself, this is such a good sandwich, but I wish it was like one and a half times as big. Like not even just big or huge, but like jumbo. You know what? I didn't call it jumbo though. I said, but I told them multiple times. I was like, you guys need to have an extra option and you call it the Z-Man XL. Okay. That's to have an extra option and you call it the Z-Man XL. Okay. That's what I said. You need to call it the Z-Man XL.

I think you would sell it. You would sell it for more money. Obviously people would be more satisfied with it because I just wish there was a little bit more. I don't want two, obviously. But time and a half. Yeah. Pay me for overtime.

And I told that story to Isaac one time and he's like, well, no, they have something called Jumbo Z-Man now. Oh, so this is recent. He said, I read it on a Reddit post. I'm just kidding. This camp counselor at K Country. This custom woodworker from Kansas City at Ellis Cups Creations. He won't stop talking about it.

Yeah, anyway. That's cool. Do you have any other things like that that you like? I might have started this or like I was at the forefront of this. No, in high school or in college, I really, I kind of like for like two months, I did this thing. It's actually based off, the name is based off a friend's reference, but it was called the Relaxi Taxi. It was essentially like a really cool, fun version of Uber.

And I did it for like two months. But you're so much more relaxed. Oh no, we had like theme days, like where we'd have like, you know, like, oh, it was like 90s day, you know? So in the Uber or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

And so we'd pick people up and we'd be blasting NSYNC and all this stuff. Or we'd like have like free donut day or like whatever, stuff like that. It was awesome. And then like, they kind of scared me out of it. Like all these like taxi companies like contacted me and they're like, hey, it's illegal to do this without a license. Oh really really they give you a cease and desist or it's like a verbal one. Yeah. It was just verbal. I didn't like, I, I, I kind of, uh, clammed out of it. I didn't, I wasn't as confident back then, but I kind of think to myself,

because that was before Uber was popular or maybe even a thing at all. And now it's like so common to just be able to call somebody up. Cause I was like, there just needs to be a way for people to get an easy ride. So it was like just a Twitter thing. You just tweet at me and I would come pick you up. It was great. It was so much fun. Dude,

college was the best for this things like that. Just things that like, they don't need to be like great business ideas, but they work within the, like the, the ecosystem of college. Right. So many little things like that.

Right. I was always doing too and loved them. And you know, what we did was we never told people how much it costs. We just let them pay us what they wanted to pay us. Oh, kind of fun. And so- Kind of risky with college students, but kind of fun. But if it's Saturday night and they're coming back from Aggieville,

it's pretty awesome because they're pretty loose with their money. They're like, oh, here you go, man. It's awesome. Thanks so much. Yeah. So- Have you ever heard of Assassin's Week? Yeah. Yeah. Because they do it up here at east probably know it right we never did it in college because our college yeah our college was small enough to where we were able to do it if

you don't know uh different schools probably have different names for it but essentially anyone who wants to be a part of it can put their name in the hat and then this computer kind of generates if you want to imagine i'm very visual so i like to imagine like a circle of everyone, you know, this big circle. And you are given one target who you're trying to kill. And there's also someone behind you who's trying to kill you. Yeah. Once you kill someone, now you have their target and just goes around and around. And, you know, you just do this all week.

Well, my roommate got me. And so he just flat out told me. He's like, hey, I have you. We can either like avoid each other for a week. And I was like, just kill me. I don't want to have to live like that. Um, so what I did entrepreneurial activity, all these students now are scared to like go to class or get to class. So I stole a shopping cart from Walmart and then I took out like my comforter and my sheets from my bed and made it like really nice in there to sit in. And then I grabbed that

cardboard from the dumpster and that was like their top, like their covering. Okay. So I would have them text me or Facebook message me or whatever. And I would push you to class in the comfort of the shopping cart. If you're still in Assassin's week. Uh, nope. Okay. I was not, you know, I was in a market. I was undecided major. I didn't have anything. And people just, uh, that's awesome. Paid me any of either money. A girl gave me brownies. Oh yeah. So I take whatever. That's awesome.

I like that. Yeah. Look at us. We're a transportation boys. Look at us. Yeah, exactly. That we were just transporting stuff,

man. So that's cool. We each have a little legacy. The look, I'm bear cats thing. I started, that's kind of still a thing. Yeah.

Soccer teams, hashtag Garrett Gibson. Shout out. Thanks dude. Yeah. Oh, I know something that you started that I think, I think you birthed it and I raised it and now people are, that's kind of still a thing yeah soccer team's hashtag gary gibson shout out thanks dude yeah oh i know something that you started that i think i think you birthed it and i raised it and now people are loving it that i see right now then the bleeping out of words that aren't cuss words if you had text so like crap cr asterisk right p yeah i think you started doing that first i loved

it started doing it and then i you know i'm doing captions and i do all the time and now I see people doing it back to me a lot because they think it's like, you know, my thing. Yeah. That's funny. But I got it from you. Definitely. Interesting. Cause I'm almost annoyed by people doing that now. Like this was 2017, which is funny. Yeah. Yeah. It's funny. I didn't know. I mean, I'm sure I'm not the first one to do that, but in your eyes, maybe in my eyes, you did it. Um, yeah, I don't know. I'm sure there's other, I think you and I both like doing new things and having new catchphrases all the time. And I feel like I'm always saying something different, but yeah. Anyway, um, from here, um, what else do we need to talk about? Dude? It's life is so I'm so lazy. It's unbelievable. You feel like you're pretty lazy nowadays? No, honestly, like I don't, I'm not very productive quote unquote, but I feel like I

am the opposite. Cause you're like full-time dad. I'm like full-time dad and full-time mom almost not trying to take it. Like Catherine has still done probably more than she should be doing right now. But like, yeah, I'm like cooking and cleaning and I have gotten really in, I found out how type a I am. Yeah. Not even so type a, but like, I'm kind of in charge of like all the dishes and everything. Like I was so spoiled by Catherine. She's so like traditional gender role. Like, you know, the woman does the food and the dishes and the cleaning and the laundry. And now I'm doing most of that.

And so anyway, I do all the dishes and I found out that like, I'm so type A and the fact that like, I've decided that I want to put all the spoons in one slot of the dishwasher and all the forks in another slot. See, I wouldn't do that. No? Why not? Well, you know, just water splashes. You ever heard of that term? It's something to think about next time you're looking at a dishwasher. Water splashes.

Just like I was thinking like water splashes. The way that the water splashes off the forks and the spoons could be different okay you know yeah uh yeah katherine kind of also uh questioned me on it but i said nope that's how i'm doing it and i put all the plates that are the same like next to each other and i start one type of plate on the right one type of plate on the left so that i know that they're going to eventually meet up and in the middle yeah one of my favorite country songs. Baby, you start walking your way. I start walking mine. We meet in the middle. You get it. I, yeah, that's about as much as I know of that song. That's all there is. Um, anyway, six seconds. So I don't know. I don't feel like I've been lazy.

Uh, I think Catherine would agree with me. She tells me, she's very encouraging to me every night. She's like, thank you for all you're doing. Say, hey, you're welcome. It's like Jim, whenever he's like, I only slack off when, you know, whatever. He says, I only slack off when there's not that much work to do. That's kind of how I said something like that. I'm like, yeah, I'll step up to the plate for like six weeks and then I'm done after that.

And then after that. Yeah. It's just such a weird time in our life because we can't like ask my parents for reinforcement you know we can't be like hey can you come over and watch hattie for three hours because it's like we're supposed to all stay so far apart and like especially my parents they're 65 years old you know so they're like right on that line of like we need to be extra careful and so like it's like there's no there's no help got to do it all ourselves. So anyway, I did one household chore this week. Okay. Almost. I almost got it done. I almost, I got so close to doing, I wore the shirt,

but I did not do the laundry of it. Well, okay. You are on the right track, Bradley. I finally got, you know, you can only go so many days with no more boxers and you say, you know what? I should? I should do some laundry. So I go down to the basement. I put my clothes in the washer. Then an hour later, I do a great job. I go downstairs again. I put those clothes in the dryer and dry them.

And then next thing I know, it's been three days. And I've not gone down to the dryer yet. Couldn't do it. Just couldn't get around to going down to the dryer. It's so busy. Yeah, it's tough. And the sad part is, I wasn't even the one who eventually got him out of there. No, you were that roommate. You were that roommate. That is rough. And I knew it too. I told Isaac, I was like, Hey, if you're ever doing laundry, just let me know. Cause my clothes are

still in the dryer. And then he snuck up on me and he's like, Hey dude, can I move your clothes over? I was like, Oh dude, let me go get him. He's like, no, I'll just get him real quick. And I was like, no, and then he got him. He's a good roommate. Yeah. That's funny. So I did two thirds of a chore this week. Yeah.

So I get what you're going through. I get it. I found that I like doing my laundry every day now. What? If I'm up to, if it's my own destiny, I just do it. We've been playing a lot of pickleball, which we can talk about. Hold on. Did you say if it's my own destiny?

Yeah. I mean, that's not the right word. I don't know if it's my own prerogative to do it like Catherine and maybe I should every day. Maybe I should take it back. Maybe I've done it. There are seven days this week. I've probably done it. I'm trying to think about this week. There were seven days this week. So seven days. Uh, I think I've probably done it five. I don't think I did it every... That's still crazy. I didn't do it today. What are you washing?

That's what I'm saying. Like pickleball, especially when it's been cold out, I've been wearing a long sleeve, a short sleeve, shorts, undies, and, you know, all these...

I just like having all my clothes available. And we've been going pretty hard, so there's a lot of, like, sweat splashes. Exactly. Splash splashes. So you got to wash that out.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. So... Every yeah so every day though i just like the clothes are so lonely in there like this is it bro i was expecting a house party there's seven of us think about it every outfit has we'll say seven or six articles seven left sock right sock oh undies shorts shirt that's five uh five. Maybe a jacket. Six. I consider the socks like a couple. They're like a household. Stocking cap. Don't forget about a stocking cap.

Brad shows up to pickleball. The stocking cap again. And I've been wearing two pairs of socks for pickleball because my feet hurt the first time. They hurt? Do socks help your feet not hurt? Yeah, they cushioned. They cushioned the feet. Huh.

Yeah. So I wear two pairs. Okay. That's fine. So that's seven, eight. That's's seven eight that's eight eight articles plus maybe two outfits so we're talking 14 15 articles that still seems like an empty empty tank that's i'd rather be a little bit empty than a lot full mine are always a lot full i guess and i'm a tide pod guy so i'm trying to get my my money's worth in this detergent. Yeah. Yeah.

Do you ever use Tide Pods? No. I don't want to get into that too much. Okay. My wife's kind of against those, and I would love to, honestly. She's kind of against, like, some of the traditional chemical stuff. But she's not, like, weird. She's just a little bit, like, Tide has too many chemical stuff, but I think it smells so good.

I guess I'm getting into it. I think it smells so good. I think it's just detergent. However, but she's like, she's like, well, but that's not necessarily mean they're clean. They just smell good. And I'm like, no, that's, that's the definition of clean in my opinion. She's going to, she's going to sound like something. She's going to... That does sound like something a mom would say. She's going to be like, I wish I could defend myself right now.

But I know like something that's not maybe as clean as whatever, X, Y, Z, but... But if it smells good, then that's fine. That's the whole point of putting them in there for me, is that you get out of and you put them on and you smell good. Anyway, I had... Don't use Tide Pods. I've been using pods for a long time now. A couple of presidents now, I've been using Tide Pods.

Oh, since Bush? No. Before, after Bush, Barak. Wait, which Bush? HW. Either way, it's Obama. Okay. So I've been using Tide Pods since him.

And I had my first incident this week of like it not working. Like I, one busted on my shirt. It looks like I got shot with a couple of different paintball guns. Oh no. I've never had that happen before. The pod was still stuck to the shirt when I pulled it out. Oh, I see. You didn't, I thought you meant it didn't work as you were putting it in.

It like exploded on you. No, like when I got them out of the dryer. Oh, interesting. The little plastic thing was stuck to a shirt. So I don't know what happened there. So point Catherine. Okay. Yeah.

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With Chegg. Subscribe today. You got this. Anyway, how did we get on that? Oh, just talking about how lazy I am. I mean, I'm still, I'm working though. I am still working.

So I'm not just sitting around doing nothing. You are working. I know you're working. I think you're going to bed. My schedule is a little crazy. Yeah. Like, like I've always known that you're a late better, but you seems like you're sleeping in as well. I set my alarm for 11 today. Like, Oh really? Yeah. Like there was one time Gunner. So we've been playing a lot of pickleball, me, Gunner, Isaac, Jake. And there was one time where Gunner and I were trying to

figure out plans for pickleball. Okay. I need to defend myself I know I know I know I I can say that Jake was not sleeping this entire time but it was like four o'clock or something two o'clock I don't know what it was it was it was in the afternoon I think it was like four okay when y'all texted and you guys weren't responding and you guys are usually good at responding and someone's like surely surely these two guys are not asleep right now and I woke up to that text when yeah you guys are like could they still be asleep but i had texted you at like noon saying what time do you want to podcast today and i hadn't heard anything so i was like well i guess i'll take a nap oh okay that was the same day that was the same day yesterday i think actually no no this is

different this is different day i don't know let's not let's not fight fight I don't want to fight pickleball's been great for socializing also the Chipotle takeout I've been really looking forward to the socializing that happens there I've got a little I don't even know if it's a I guess it's a is that a lisp what happens when you add an h to the end

that's a lisp that makes sense lisp yeah I can't talk to you great tonight, but yeah, I've been loving just, there's always somebody there. We wait for the girl to, a terrible system, by the way. Have you done much Chipotle takeout? I did it once.

It's not very. No, I did it twice. Why? Why? What do you mean? Like she could easily be like, all right, what are your guys' names? You know, it's a pretty easy thing to remember. Like Jeremy, Ashley, Nicole, Rachel.

Got it. Jeremy, Ashley, Nicole, Rachel, Jeremy, you know, but she goes one at a time. So it's very slow. What's your name? Nicole. Okay. Last name. I don't, there's four of us here.

There's, do we need to go last name? Date of birth? Date of birth? No, I'm kidding. Oh, social? Last four digits? And so with all this time there's a lot of time to talk so it's not the worst thing and i've really enjoyed like i'm not that big of a

talker in public typically with strangers oh you're getting out of your car yeah you have to yeah yeah you go to the door they come to me really yeah i got chilis today they do curbside okay that's nice okay um oh cool so you get a little bit of time yeah just been talking to jeremy ashley and nicole and rachel okay yeah i've been um trying to brighten their days try Okay. Oh, cool. So you get a little bit of time. Yeah. I've just been- To talk to Jeremy, Ashley, and Nicole. And Rachel. Okay. Yeah. I've been trying to brighten their days, try to keep it light, but trying out some new material on them. Yeah.

It's been going great. Yeah. Jose hasn't showed up again. That'd be so, like, you should like actually like break out into a standup routine. So what's up with monkey bars, huh? Takeout orders. I'll keep doing it until until corona takes me out you know what i'm saying yeah i never even order anything i just stay by the door and just perform for people as they come in just put like a yeah a little hat out for some money tip jar but but don't touch the money should we um so last week uh brad asked you guys for questions on instagram and we had a lot to talk about so we never got around to them and so I think this week

we're going to get around to those questions and also we're going to if you send a voice memo I think a lot of you did this week we're going to get to those next week primarily because well we have these questions and also it's late at night voice memos are the hardest part of editing this so I don't want to do them so we'll do it next week

okay yeah let's do some so thanks for sending in questions so cam pro said uh what is one hobby you wish you had enough time slash money to do oh one hobby um surfing's a little unrealistic because i'm not near an osh hey but if you had enough money you could get near that osh oh okay yep okay got it i'm not surfing i would i would have the money to make one of those like uh what's it called wake surf no that's you know those things that are like in indoor places where it creates a fake wave and you can like surf on it you ever seen those oh yeah you've done that yeah i did it in dallas yeah, dude, nice, good memory. That thing was so fun.

I only done it once and it was so fun. Really? Cause it looks so underwhelming to watch. Kind of like skydiving, indoor skydiving. Cool, you're just kind of falling fast. But it's really fun? Yeah, I had a great time with it. It's quite a bit of a learning curve

and there's like, oh, I could get so much better. I could do tricks if I just had more time. What kind of tricks can you do without it? Like, since it's like oh i could get so much better i could do tricks if i just had more time what kind of tricks can you do without it like since it's like stationary like can you go up the i think it's a lot of like skateboarding type tricks where you're doing you're like manipulating the board like you could do kickflips you could spin it and you could do stuff like that oh dude i think that would be fun so i don't even know what it's called but it's something like that yeah indoor surfing indoor yeah mall surfing okay that would be a sweet hobby um that's not but it's something like that. Yeah. Indoor surfing. Indoor, yeah. Mall surfing. Okay.

That would be a sweet hobby. That's not really a hobby though, but. That's a cool, that's a cool answer. I wish I had the time to really get good at piano, I think. Yeah. I've been listening. One of the beauties of the coronavirus is that all these musicians have put out like

these very amateur recordings of their stuff. And I just like watch these people play piano and I'm like, I could learn that if I had time and the effort to put into it. And I like listening to piano a lot. So. Okay. Yeah. That's my answer.

Side note, Ben Rector has my favorite voice, I think, in the world. It's nice. I don't think his songwriting is that good. And so I have like this back and forth with him, which maybe that's a hot take. I don't know. But I think his voice is so wonderful, but his song or two,

poppy. Anyway, but he's been doing all these covers and they're glorious. Yeah. Check out his, he did a Backstreet Boys one. Have you seen that? No.

It's wonderful. It's because his voice is so fun. um oh and he also asked what is our favorite easter candy oh gotta go with the reese's egg that's a no-brainer it was way easier to answer than the hobby question i like the uh whoppers the robin's egg whoppers oh from burger king yes yes dude they make the best easter candy oh. It's just wrapped up in a big plastic egg and then you take it out. And it has hamburger meat. I have it my way. Um, this is a funny one from backyard time machine, which is a great little podcast. Um, check it out.

If you haven't, uh, they, they asked best songs to do dunks in the pool too. What a question. Best songs to do dunks in the pool too. Um, I'm a big fan of uh welcome to Atlanta remix with Jermaine Dupri and Ludacris probably

I would say uh the Space Jam theme song oh yeah get up and slam hey welcome to the jam yeah

that's a great movie there it is that's that's gonna feel good that's also the Space Jam soundtrack gosh that's gonna be a

great day when I can watch Space Jam with my son yeah oh man why not Hattie oh sure we'll watch Space Jam soundtrack. Gosh, that's going to be a great day when I can watch Space Jam with my son. Yeah. Oh, man. Why not Hattie? Oh, sure.

We'll watch Space Jam 2 with Lisa Leslie in there. Nikita Jones. Space Glam is what it's going to be called. Yeah. Nikita Jones said, what would you rather give up? Pizza, in parentheses, from anywhere, made exactly how you like it,

or Chipotle? Oh, those are the two big you like pizza you get pizza a decent amount i had it tonight yeah um but i've also been having so much chipotle it's kind of crazy how much um i would give up chipotle pizza so good pizza so good oh yeah. I hate to say it, but I think I agree because Chipotle, they have Qdoba as a good alternate. It's not as good, but it's still adequate. And, oh, hey, why don't you guys come on over? We're having a watch party. You get there.

They're not having Chipotle catered. They're having pizza. Now you're hungry during the watch party. Good point. Yeah. And then pizza and movie night? Just movie night. That's boring. That point. Yeah. And then pizza and movie night? Just movie night. That's boring.

That sucks. Let's see. Oh, if you guys could take an adventure together and do something crazy, where would you go and what would you do? Says the real messy Tessie. The real messy Tessie. Here's what we do.

Brad and I would take our podcast on the road. Catherine's coming. Hattie's coming. The new baby's coming. Oh yeah. And I don't know what kind of car we're in. I'll leave that up to you, Brad. I don't know how we're traveling.

Chrysler Pacifica. Okay. I knew you had something in mind. But like maxed out. I mean, both doors on the sides, automatic. Mirrors, automatic. Sure. Power windows.

Defrosters. Power locks. The thermostat is one of those where you choose the temperature specifically. Like it's in Fahrenheit. And dual control. Dual climate. Yeah. Dual climate.

Oh my gosh. Yes. This is getting us pumped. Just the car alone. So we would have that and pretty good shocks on it. Not great shocks, but pretty good shocks. We'll call them average to above average shocks. And it drives well.

Cruise control works good. It's spot on. And we would take our podcast on the road and we would say, Ghosties, where do you live? If there's a little cluster of you boys and girls, we'll come see you. We'll come podcast in your living room. Yep. And hopefully you're not freaks. Don't kill us.

We'd say, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Sandiego. Oh, yeah. Dang it. Yeah. Hey. Hey. You know the joke too. Yeah. Hey. Hey. You know the joke too.

Yeah. That's a fun question. Good answer, Jakey. And do you have a different answer? I kind of just stole the show there. No, 100%. I was thinking the exact same thing. Yeah, just take it on the road.

Yeah, take it on the road. We're having an adventure. Take it on the road, baby. I think you, yeah, I think I would rely on you some to be like, hey, we should go to this place in Tennessee because it's so cool because I've been there. And I'd be like, oh, dude, have you been to this place in Hattiesburg, Mississippi? I don't know why I say that, but we go to all these different places together. Got to take Hattie to Hattiesburg.

Got to. You could name your son Berg. Yeah, Hattiesburg. We're going to the Berg. The Berg? You're going to church with your mother. Remember that? Oh, yeah.

Of course. Of course you remember. Kirsty swick asks kirsty our girl kirsty who got wrongfully uh convicted of fumigation who got who got beat by something i forget what the march madness one was she got beat by something. Her and her husband lost against Gunner? Yeah. Gunner lost? It was Wi-Fi versus biting your tongue. Biting your tongue is way worse. I agree.

She asked, what is the plan for the big 5-2 episode? Oh. The year anniversary. The year-iversary. I didn't even know that was a question. We were just talking about this tonight. We have something planned that some of you will like yeah so something's happening something's happening but we'll keep it under wraps yes it's underneath my wrap underneath your abs

did jake ever pay the instacare bill asks kelly and farmer instacare bill what is that i think that's like the uh like minute clinic or whatever that you went to where they wrongfully- Oh, when they asked me if I had a UTI? Yeah. What did happen with that? Sorry. I think I got it reversed. Yeah, I don't remember paying it.

I think it took me a while, but I got it back. I did good. I did not have to pay it. Good job. Thanks. All right. Lucy Lapain. She said, enjoyed the mention of Rhode Island in the last episode,

although it's the- Rhode Island. Oh, Rhode Island. They said Love Island, like the reality show. It's like we never talked about that. Love is blind. Enjoyed the mention of Rhode Island in the last episode,

although it's the smallest state, it has the longest name. Is that true? Let's think. Surely Massachusetts. Well, that's gotta be longer. Okay. R-H-O-D-E. M-A-S-S-I-S-O. R-H-O-D-E. All right. Road Island. Road's five. Road's eleven. Road Island. Okay. Eleven? Yeah. Massachusetts. Low-key skill, knowing how many letters are in stuff. Okay.

Massachusetts, not too comfortable. I wish I hadn't just said that. S-A-C-H-U-S-E-T-T-S. That's 13. They got destroyed. Oh my gosh. Lucy LePain. Even if you count the space, they still lose.

Yeah, I don't get it. Maybe it's like Ohio State University and like oh we call it the rhode island then she said the then she said rhode island and providence plantations is the official state name oh so is that what she's talking about this is the same kind of girl who would call today monday i have something tomorrow oh you mean tuesday no i haven't gone to bed yet this is the person's like how many months or how many months have 28 days? And you'd be like, oh, one, February. Nope.

Sorry, all 12. Good one, Lucy the pain. We know you. How many fingers do I have? 10. Nope. Eight and two thumbs. I don't like that.

Get back to Rhode Island. That was a finger. Yeah. It's like a square is a rectangle, but a rectangle is not a square. Yeah. That was a finger. I love Lucy. You little Lucy Goosey. You're Lucy Goosey with the rules and the parameters of this game. Amelia Pond asks on a scale of one to nuts, how crazy are you going with the social distancing? Honestly, it's been great for us. We've been playing more pickleball than I've ever imagined playing my entire life in one week. Yeah. Which depending on where you're at on the same one to nuts schedule, I think some people would maybe frown upon that because we are touching the

same ball. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, I think all things considered, I mean, Isaac and I are roommates. We are still going to podcast.

So it's really only gunner. Who's really, I mean, obviously we're all going back and seeing people, but seeing very many other people. Yeah. I think the, the four of us who are all playing pickleball regularly are all doing a good job not seeing people.

Right. So for the most part, yeah. And I've even surprised myself how good of a job I'm doing following the rules because it's kind of hard to. It is hard. I don't want to be that person who like, yeah, if I get the virus, then I have to tell all these people that I got it. That's going to be

very embarrassing. Right. I don't want to do that. Yeah. I mentioned it last week, but it's just been great. I'm not going crazy really at all because it's been great for the family. Now, if the internet goes out, I'm going to be in trouble. The internet goes out? Yeah. But I mean, right now, I'm doing awesome. I have a bunch of people checking on me. Just like, hey, how you doing? I'm sure you're going crazy, right? I'm like, I'm actually pretty introverted, more you'd think. So like I'm, I'm doing just fine. Yeah. I'm interested to know how, and I don't know how to gauge this or test this, but I think I am too introverted, but I think because we're social, then we just think that we're extrovert or like people assume like, Oh, you like to talk to people. Therefore you're extroverted. But I think I have a balance. I don't,

I don't know. I've told people for a long time. I think I'm 60, 40 extrovert introvert, 60 extrovert. That's why I stay up so late every night is because it's, I get time to myself. Yeah. I love it. I used to do that. Yeah. That was my thing with Catherine is like, I like having time to myself and now she gets, gets it enough where I can, I can do that at home while we're together. Yeah. So I'm doing fine. Now if this goes, you know, into June, I would be, be i'm gonna be itching to travel and go somewhere the warm weather just makes you way more social i think you just get that itch yeah like is this eczema no is this corona no this is quarantine got that itch for the vitamin d um have you made a quarantine bucket list, Jake? If so, please share what's on it. Like things to accomplish before I die in quarantine, before I kick the bucket in quarantine.

Before you kick the quarantine bucket, the quokket. Uh, oh, I guess the short answer is no, I've not made it. Actually. Nope. I did today. I told myself, uh, this week I'm going to go on three walks by myself. Okay. Cause I haven't been, uh, I've just been consuming so much constantly. I'm just like, while I'm eating cereal, I'll watch a YouTube video. Right. Then I move on from it. You know, I'm just like doing. So now you're going to eat cereal on your walk.

Win, win, win. I get vitamin D and cereal. I like that. Captain. Nope. Dang it. Special K. Dang it.

And special D. There it was. I was going to was just a captain d's i was like that's not cereal that's captain crunch yeah how is captain d's in business so we talked about this before they're in cahoots with mattress firm because they're not there's no way people are craving fast food seafood dude there's a seafood place by my house jumping catfish by my old house in olathe, that's been open forever. I don't know a single person that's ever been there. Jumpin' Catfish?

Jumpin' Catfish. They can't compete with, who's the guy, Joe? Not exotic. Joe's Crab Check. Oh, yeah. That's where everyone goes. They've got the tie-dye t-shirts. Come on.

Everyone goes to the Joe's. Yeah, I don't know how those places stay open. Maybe they just lose money but they franchise to everybody yeah but yeah that's all i have uh to accomplish um is go i'm gonna go on three walks this week i like that probably um work on some well i'll just it's kind of like a shower i'll just let the thoughts take me wherever they want okay but uh yeah some ideas of stuff i'm gonna do it is true like like i understand that there's variables to this besides just being quarantined but like people have just been like this is the

time to do something like if you say you don't have the time this is you have time like i mean right now i understand there's factors like my daughter like i i had the thought uh the other day of like you know how the other day i was like, Hey Jake, don't let people say that you can't be busy because you don't have kids or whatever. This past week I was like, nope, I feel like I'm more like busy and overwhelmed. Oh, absolutely. That's why we're podcasting tonight. I'm like, Hey, whenever you want to do it, like I can, I'm so free, so flexible. But anyway, I just, I, yeah, I feel motivated, but at the same time, so not motivated. So like, I want to be motivated, but I have a hard time finding the true motivation to

actually do things during quarantine. I'm right there with you. I think something about, at least me personally, like not having much of a routine makes me just so undisciplined. Right. I'm not getting much done. I mean, like I'm still doing everything I should be doing, but I'm not like going above and beyond when I probably could be capitalizing on this time.

Yes, so much so. Like, yeah, I've watched so many movies and documentaries and everything instead of, yeah, taking that time to learn more about business stuff or whatever. So also she mentioned, Gwen Gardner mentioned, Jake, you should probably learn how to cook just in case all the fast food drive-thrus close.

Oh, that's definitely been my biggest nightmare. It's not catching the Rona. It's Chipotle closing down on me. It's not catching the Rona. It's the Rona. Yeah. Catching up to you. Yeah. I'm like, what am I going to do? Yeah. I should probably learn to cook or just, I don't know, find a wife pretty soon. Yeah, sure. I don't know which one's more likely to happen. Chipotle shut down or me find a wife within the next year, but I'm going to do one surely it's not gonna whatever i don't think it's gonna get any worse than it is right now right as far as like restrictions on people yeah let's see it's hard to imagine but crazy time we're living in um uh this one we already kind of addressed lisa diane asked what are some positive things you've recognized or learned so far since coronavirus

we talked about that last week oh yeah we did someone asked us that you had a really good answer and i don't think i did but yours was great broken record broken record family time um oh this person oh shoot i don't know i'm not trying to brag here but i screenshotted this one as my i got a notification from my bible app so i don't know what the name of the person is on the top. Nice. But they said, now that Brady's gone, who would you guys pick for the new QB for the Patriots? Why don't we ask Brayden?

He's kind of a diehard fan of the Patriots. Oh, that's true. That's true. Just ask Brayden what he thinks. I mean, quite frankly, I don't really care that much, but I'll still answer your question. I mean, they're going to be inadequate compared to the Chiefs no matter what. So let's give them, uh, who do they want want who's still out there i think cam baby i would love to watch cam newton and bill belichick i would love to see marcus mariota just run that franchise

into the ground that would be fun that's who i would choose for new england ryan leaf is my pick for them uh jim marcus russell let's get him up there see what he's up to yes um if you could be any disney villain which would you be and why um villain oh probably zerg that's the one from toy story was that his name yeah totally zerg yeah i'd be zerg just you know range of motion, battery life, voice activation. A lot of qualities I'm looking for in a villain. Disney. Space Jam's not Disney, huh? It is for this question.

I would be the Monstars. Monstars were pretty cool, actually. Because they could ball pretty hard. They were pretty likable villains. That one guy was pretty funny. Tall Blue Guy was kind of funny. Tall Blue Guy, yeah. I'd be the Tall Blue Guy Monstar.

Yeah, TBB. G, dang it. Gosh. I suck tonight. I am off my game blue guy monster. Yeah, TBB. G, dang it. Gosh, I suck tonight. I am off my game. I'm sorry, Hattie. I'm off of it. I really am.

And I got to do this all again. Literally, I got to do this again in 11 hours. No, 10 hours I'm doing this. You can't even do the math. Crap. Paige Kucko asks, what are you both binge watching during this quarantine? I got down on Tiger King and love that. I actually, uh, I think I put it on my close friend's story.

This is months ago, but I found an old bucket list that I'm a literal list that I made of things I want to do before I died. Um, this is going to seem like a little bit of a flex right now, but in college I wrote this down and I've done five of the seven things on the list. It was like nice things that I never thought I would do. Like go on a rowdy game show and, you know, whatever. The two things I've loved to do were surf. And then I had written down raise a baby lion or something.

That's always been specific. I've always loved the idea of you having a little jungle cat running around um joe exotic has kind of turned me off to that um in more ways than one but that's really the only thing i've watched oh and uh nope that's not true little dicky's new show on hulu is so funny dave yeah it's called dave okay yeah really enjoyed that he's kind of got that bo burnham i don't know genius to him like how are you so good at multiple things? Like, how are you a good rapper, but also a funny rapper? And you like wrote an executive produce and star in this show about your life.

And like, it's good. And it's your first try. Like just impressive. Donald Glover. Yes. Yep. I would put them all in the same category. Cool.

Um, I watched Tiger King as well and loved it. I was so surprised how they, we don't have to get too far into tiger King. Cause we could talk the whole episode about that. I was so amazed. I think the cats were just the most cool, like the most amazing thing to me. I was entranced from, you know,

the first 10 minutes I was like, wow, just looking at a tiger. You're like, this is beautiful. The B roll was just like, Oh my gosh, is that what it's called?

Like, yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Like the tiger roll was off the charts. The T roll. It was just amazing. Like, I was just like, gosh, that's a cool looking tiger. Gosh, that lion is... The Liger? Yeah. Oh my gosh. Yeah. And then you learn that all these Hollywood movies that ever

used a big cat probably worked with Joe Exotic. Right. That's pretty sick. Shaq met him. Yeah. Shout out to my guy, Exotic Joe. Exotic Joe, man. Yeah, the Liger could not fit in the Chrysler Pacifica. There's no way. I would be surprised. Maybe if we got the Deluxe, but. If we put the seats down in the back, which they can go down. Oh, they can go down. They have a shop back built in.

All the way down. Yeah. All the way down. Try as a green camera. Yeah. I watched Tiger King and I really enjoyed this documentary that I watched this past week called The Scheme. It's on HBO and it was about Christian Dawkins. He's like the 25-year-old that was kind of like the mastermind behind this whole college basketball pay the players kind of scandal that came out.

Is he like the whistleblower? No. Did he have a whistle at all? He was the one giving all the money away to these guys. Money blowers. Yeah. You should, it's really crazy actually. Uh, I don't want to give too much away to anybody that's interested in watching it,

but basically it like becomes an FBI investigation. And because it's an FBI investigation, they have like all this wire tap footage that they play in this documentary. Oh, cool. Very interesting. Like the, they have wire taps of all these college basketball coaches that didn't even get in trouble at the end of it. So anyway, very interesting.

The scheme? The scheme. It's on Netflix? Yeah. Check. No, it's on HBO. I know, but I heard that HBO is free for a while. I don't know how long.

So. Wasn't that impressive on Tiger King, how much footage they had? That was the other crazy thing that they lost all their footage from the reality show. That was very good. I even Googled that. I was like, how did they get the footage for Tiger King? Cause I thought it all burned down. So this is like a different camera crew who had all this stuff. It was like, yeah, it was a lot of T-roll. Uh, did you also see that they're coming out? I was like, well, it makes sense. They have all this footage. I saw that the editor said that they still haven't even looked, like they haven't watched all the footage

that they have yet. What? They came out with six episodes and like we haven't even, or seven episodes. Because you said that they had a contract with the people that said, yeah, hey, Netflix, we can only do seven episodes or whatever.

And so they're just like, there's only so much we can do. And then they just killed it. And so Netflix is like, actually, we'd love for you to give us more. Which I don't know what they're going to include in this last episode. I feel like it kind of teetered out at the end. I hope it's...

See, I feel like six it teetered and then on seven it tottered and we went back up. I can't remember specifically what was going on. Seven is where you find out that Joe's working with PETA again. He's got the list of 37 names. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. That was pretty crazy.

It tottered, dude. Yeah, it tottered hard. We're back up high. Tottered hard. seven names okay that was pretty totter dude yeah you're back up high so i i hope that episode eight kind of becomes like a you know certain like true crime true crime podcast where it's like updated in the moment i hope it's like this is what's happened since we edited it oh that would be cool that would be cool or just more t-roll honestly i'll be fine with whatever just show me a bunch of cats yeah hey all you cool and cats. All you cool cats and kittens out there.

Oh, man. Episode, gosh. Okay, let me just talk about it for a second. Episode two was incredible because this is so many spoilers. Is that okay? If they haven't watched Tiger King by now. That's fair. But it's a show too, right?

I feel like, yeah, go for it. Go for it. Fast forward a minute and a half if you don't like Tiger King or you don't want spoilers. Episode two, though though was so great because the whole episode was basically talking about um carol baskin no no it was joe exotic and doc antle bagavan bagavan antle that they like they just like convinced you the entire episode like how crazy these guys were how weird they were how manipulative they were to all these women to all these different people that work for them and how much they mistreated them. And you're like, Oh, what's this coming?

Yeah. You're like big right hook. Yeah. Right. Oh, boom. Oh, like the very end of the episode, you know, Carol killed her husband. Right. Cause like, you were like, okay, these guys are crazy. I'm on Carol's side. Like I get it. I get why Carol is like saying that she's the victim here. And then you're like, wait, what? It just it just it was awesome it was such good writing and producing of it like yeah it started like just making it look like you were absolutely thinking these guys were nuts and then all of a sudden you're like are they nuts i think it was but i think they are nuts yeah i mean they're all crazy by the end of episode three i think it was i was just like wow joe is extremely likable compared to these people. Like he's the least manipulative and maybe least criminal

out of these, you know, three to four main characters right now. I mean, they're all criminal though, and they're all manipulative. Right. Yeah, it's hard to really like any of them. But did you see, oh, I texted you the picture. My friend Ty Gatewood from The Limo has a picture of Joe Exotic from two years ago. Yeah. I've looked at it multiple times.

I just look at it in my phone because I think it's so funny. I'm like, look at this. Catherine's sister and her boyfriend in high school, like five years ago, maybe even longer than that, went to the place in Oklahoma. They got exotic? Yeah. GW?

Yeah. Wow. It's crazy. And they have a CD of all their pictures that they took. They're like, yeah, we paid the extra $40 for this CD. But do they know how a CD works? Do they have a thing that can play the CD of all their pictures like that they took. They're like, yeah, we paid the extra $40 for this CD. But do they know how a CD works? Do they have a thing that could play the CD

of the pictures? Anyway. What a great show. Thank you for the question. Leah Pierce asks, who is y'all's least favorite character on The Office?

Nellie. Nellie. Oh yeah. Really? Same time almost. Yeah, probably Nellie. She's not funny. She's mean.

That was so weird when she like... She kisses kind of weird when her and Toby kissed. Oh yeah weird kisser it was weird when he's like hey this is my job and she's like sorry i'm not gonna let you take it yeah it was kind of bad writing they didn't do a good job with her 100 and i mean british people yeah just love them yeah uh chris martin from coldplay is my favorite british person nelly least favorite mine's probably megan markle wait a second it's a joke uh two actors this is the last question we have here from lissy barber two actors wait two lissies in a row you lissies

s grant multiple lissies that one was from leah this one is from Lissy Barber. Oh, I am so stupid. Leah and Lissy. Two L's. Which is what you've taken on this episode. My goodness. Jeez. Two actors. One WWE brawl. Who do you pit against each other?

Who wins and how do they win? She said, I'm talking about a Shia LaBeouf versus Dax Shepard type of throw down. Ooh. Two actors? I guess. Okay. shepherd type of throw down oh two actors i guess okay my immediate reaction before like i thought about it for a second was the rock and then i was like wait a second that's yeah i mean i would be watching it for comedic purposes obviously so i think i'd want to try to get like just outrageous funny people okay i think will ferrell's very funny but he's also getting up there in age yeah i don't know how limber he is.

Could he touch his toes even? Probably not. I want someone who could touch their toes. I don't know the guy's name, but I think he looks a lot like our friend Scott Caldwell. He's the guy in Pitch Perfect. He's in Workaholics, Modern Family. Oh, Khakis Phillip. Yes, Khakis Phillip.

What's his name? I know who you're talking about. You know who I'm talking about? He's got kind of that nasally voice i think he'd be funny just okay he's kind of like he's in the intern as a random movie but he's in it um anyway i like him that's my that's my guy okay i think i think he'd be hilarious he's young enough where he's limber like you're saying um he's got to be limber i'm not budging on the limberness uh my options i think this would get i think pay-per-view would be all over this i think they'd make a lot of money everyone would love to see it

owen wilson versus vince vaughn pitting the the classics against each other like will ferrell versus john c reilly yeah he's wow wow i love vince vaughn i think he's so funny i think he's cool yeah i think he's funny he would also win i think he's funny too. He would also win. I think he's like 6'7". Yeah. He would destroy Owen Wilson. Ooh, I like that. It'd be fun though. They'd be so funny. I have this random connection right now to this guy that gave me like

basically his entire database of movies. And I went through him the other day and just like made a list of all the ones I wanted to watch. And one of them on there was the internship. Oh yeah. Instantaneously on the line. Oh, you haven't seen it yet? No, I have. Oh, okay. I

don't remember that part. Oh no. That's like one of my favorite scenes. He has an idea. He's like, I got an idea for our project. He basically just describes Instagram. Oh, okay. A user base where you can upload photos and then you, or you take these photos and then instantaneously you put them on the line and like online. Why do you keep saying on the line? You're describing Instagram. No, no, you're not hearing me. These photos go on the line immediately. Immediately they go up there. People can like them and comment on them. That's good. Yeah. Yeah. Oh man. Great movie. All right. Thank you guys for the questions. Yeah. Um, Brad, you gave yourself some homework last week. I want to ask if you did it. Did you make a woodwalk?

My, I have a username, woodwalker. You didn't make one. Hey, by the time they're listening to this, maybe I have. You know what? I'm going to, I'm going to do it on the way home. No chance. I don't believe you. Bet.

Prove me wrong. $20 if I do it, $10 if I don't. If money's involved, you will follow through. That's right. Woodwalker, baby. Check me out. W-O-O O O no W O K K E R. I believe is my name. Can't believe that wasn't taken. Gosh, this is going to go well. I uploaded a talk two nights ago, just a video I found on my phone. Okay. 400,000 views. Gosh, shut up. It's so easy just to upload anything. Okay. It's so easy. I

have a couple of different ideas and they're, they're not as good as yours. Okay. First idea that I had was showing people how to go to Aldi, giving some tips. Okay. Okay. No, the stuff like that goes to like, um, practical advice. Yeah. It does super well on Tik TOK. Okay. So that's my first idea. That's a great idea. Second idea. I think I've talked about on the podcast before is the word amperage and just like, like having like, like having like a role play of different things that I would say like back and forth and be like, yeah, you're going to need a little more amperage if you're going to do that. Okay. Second idea. Uh, third idea was me singing a song. I don't know. Okay. Um, I don't remember the other ones, but those are my three ideas. Which one should I do?

Aldi for sure. Okay. I can't do that by, by the morning, but, but keep that one in the hopper. Keep that one in there. Okay. No, for real. That's also like one of those things that you probably haven't done that much either, but like going to Aldi by yourself and filming a video while you're there seems so uncomfortable to me. Yeah. I would take, um, somebody. Okay. I'm busy. Okay. Whenever you're going, I think. Yeah, no, I have to sleep. Hattie, if you're listening to this, what are you doing? I don't think I'm going to take you to Aldi, but, uh, anyway. Okay. That's the best one. That's the best. No, here's what you do. You don't even need to talk because TikTok is kind of weird. And this is part of the app that I don't like that. It's like, instead of talking to the camera, like everyone's got their sound

on, on TikTok, which is the great part. Cause I feel like that's the issue with Instagram stories is like, I can make a good story, but I know that any given time, probably 50% of people don't have their sound on. So it's like, I got to put the captions to go with it. Sometimes most of the time I'm too lazy to do that. But on TikTok, if you're on TikTok, you, your sound is on, you're there to watch videos. Right. But it's very common for people to not talk. They'll be looking right at the camera and those captions. I've noticed that. Yeah. I hate it. It drives me nuts. Yeah nuts yeah and but you're suggesting that i do but i'm saying because that's you know i think the norm your content should match the platform that it's on okay and so i think it could go great okay like i made a tiktok last night didn't get 400 000 views but because another

thing that i think is stupid on tiktok people will film themselves in the mirror rather than just using their front facing camera that also seems so stupid to me but that's the thing that I think is stupid on TikTok, people will film themselves in the mirror rather than just using their front-facing camera. That also seems so stupid to me. But that's the thing. That's what they do on TikTok. So I did the same thing to try and follow suit. And it's got like a thousand views. Are you following me? No, I was.

At Woodwalker? I didn't know how to spell Woodwalker. You heard me on the spelling bee. I'm not that great. W-O-K-K-E-R. It's not like skywalker it's like woodwalker like tiktoker right that makes sense um okay i'm going to do it on the way home i'm gonna do the amperage one on the way home i'm gonna do it can't wait people are gonna be like

who is this guy everyone's gonna be seeing it though i mean everyone will be saying who is this guy because it's gonna be so popular first one yeah everybody tiktok does a good job of like you'll even though you probably don't have any followers right now like people will see it which is the cool thing do a hashtag a lot when you do that i have never hashtagged what's fyp or something for you page don't do that people think it helps but it doesn't okay um but tiktok is so link your instagram okay and then tiktok will know who you follow and it'll put you on there for you page. Like you probably know Brad, here's a TikTok he made. So you'll get some views. So make it funny.

All right. A lot of amperage. A lot of amperage. Oh my gosh. We have an ad. I forgot about it. I just remembered it. Okay. We're going to give her a money's worth because i just now remembered it okay she has been an advertiser before she is a health and fitness coach one of my best friends from college she's back for another sponsorship page far she's actually pregnant right now just did their gender reveal they're having a baby boy soon congrats this is not part of the ad read but you know that's exciting you can get behind it though. They got the first kid on the way. That's right. They need it. Yeah. So she does all sorts of, um, it's kind of cool. Like her content was already based around like at home workouts at home,

like health and fitness tips. And so now's a better time than ever to give her a look-see because that's your only option. And it's been super cool to see. She has a whole like community of women who follow her and love what she does. And they even started their own like fitness pages. So her Instagram is simply fit page. Check it out. Yeah. It's a great time to be learning how you can become healthier in this time. Brad and I were just talking about, you know, use this time wisely. Seriously. And if, you know, if you can do something for like 20 minutes a day and come out of quarantine, look at more fit, I think you'd be very proud of yourself. Absolutely. For doing that. So. And that community aspect is fit. I think you'd be very proud of yourself. Absolutely. For doing that.

So. That community aspect is huge. I think. Yeah. Accountability. Yeah. Like Catherine, like she's not into the fitness side of things,

but Catherine, just like the things that she follows, she loves it for the community feel of it. Oh yeah. So she's already got that community set up really well. And then you're joining that. That's awesome. Even from a distance,

like I follow Paige just because she's my friend but right i'm you know i'm not doing any like health and fitness stuff but it's still cool to see i haven't seen from afar like in her comments people like thank you for this workout i've been doing it i've been seeing results so it's like wow this stuff is working good for you page so and just like last time that page was a sponsor she's given away a ten dollar starbucks gift card to one of you guys who follows her on Instagram and mentions the Ghostrunners or mentions Jake or Brad, whatever. So it'll be linked in the description, her Instagram.

But if you are an auditory learner, it's simplyfitpage is her Instagram. So give her a follow. Yes, not like page of a book, but like page, a woman's name. Page four. Yes. So give her a follow, maybe win a gift card and maybe get fit during your time of quarantine.

Awesome. You could be quarantini tiny by the end of this. Oh yeah. She didn't pay me for that. Wow. That, that weight went really far away because of page. I turned my page on my new self. You'll be saying, uh, who's her husband? I can't even believe it. How good I look. I realized that no one would know what her husband's name is.

I was like, I was like, I don't get it. Oh yeah. Okay. Oh man. Okay. I got to,

I got to end stronger on this. Oh, that's good page. Thank you. And I just want to, I just want to plug our own, uh, advertisements. We, she you. And I just want to plug our own advertisements.

She advertised with us, what, like 25 episodes ago or something like that? Yeah. And she saw a result this past week from it. So if you're interested in advertising, it's there for life from us guys. It's working. Yeah, you'll be forever embedded into our podcast episodes. So the more this grows, the more people will listen to it. Brad, one thing that

I wish you could have experienced, I'm going to try to explain it, but I really want you to, I'm going to put some more homework on your plate, but I want you to go to the McDonald's at 95th and Mission

sometime this week. They've got a, we'll call it some Corona Glass that they've put up. So there's, is that a- That's what happened on this one that I just went to.

Oh. Yeah. Okay. Corona Glass. Okay, perfect. So you know what I'm talking about. Corona Glass TM is what it says. Yeah, is that a, that's what happened on this one that I just went to. Oh yeah. Okay. Corona glass. Okay. Perfect. So you know what I'm talking about? Corona glass TM is what it says. Yeah. It's a Microna. I was like, how did they already get that? Yeah. Um, so in my instance, they got, so for you guys to imagine, you've got a normal drive-thru window from halfway at the halfway point and up is like a taped on piece of glass or just transparent plastic on this window. I guess for the person, the worker to like not get their breathy germs on you or

whatever. So one very hard to hear them. They are very muffled. They're like a bank teller, you know, with a tiny little hole for them to speak through, but no hole, no hole. They just have like an arm slot, basically like that door at chipotle last week the trans transparent door hole so but i did not park very close to the drive-thru window this is my fault but with the corona glass setup she could not lean to hand me my stuff and so that we are so she's like trying to hand me my soda her face is like against the glass and so i'm like reaching as far as i can yeah just push it up she looks like ace ventura or no she looks like um jim carrey and yes man when he's got his face taped it's like a really famous like gif or meme

she looked like that up against the glass the home alone too when the tool the tool uh the toolbox gets them like They're like, what was that sound? And then they put their head up to the door. You know what I'm talking about? Great reference. And they go, that was the sound of a tool chest falling down the stairs. So it was essentially like that. I made this poor woman just like put her face up on this glass because I couldn't reach it.

That poor woman definitely has the rhoda now. Yeah. You rhoda'd her. You dog. But also, it's just so funny. A couple of hotcakes. And I thought it was interesting too, no gloves. It's like everyone's wearing gloves now.

And like, they'll put up the glass, but they'll keep their hands out and about. Oh, yeah. Also saw a guy at Chipotle, not really trying to Corona shame right now, but a guy at Chipotle, instead of just like wearing gloves, which is, you know, at this point, normal to grab his food he brought just a little piece of paper towel with him like isaac and i saw this guy walking up like you see that paper towel like what is that for like and then we can't wait we're like i cannot wait to see what this paper towel is for and she hands him his to-go bag and he takes the paper towel almost like toilet paper

almost he like gets it ready like folds it up, and then grabs the strings of the bag with the paper towel. It doesn't touch them. Huh. But she's wearing gloves and it's like a paper bag. Yeah. Like at this point, okay, don't even order. If you're that scared of germs, don't make your own food. Right.

Don't scramble some eggs. Don't order food out. Right. I agree. It was a funny paradox of, I don't know, preference. That is funny. And just a paper towel. Like I want to go through the effort of preventing any kind of germ transfuge, but I'm not going to put on gloves. I'm not going to pay for gloves. I got paper towels at the house. I'll go in public and use this paper towel to grab a paper bag. That's good. So that's,

that's me. That's everything I've observed in the past seven days. I've talked about it. That's everything I've seen. What about this? Have you observed this? I have been driving a decent amount and people are walking all over the place because they're wanting to get out of their house. Yeah. And one of my pet peeves, whatever you want to call it, poultry of the week is when people push the crosswalk button when they don't really need to. Yes.

Have you noticed that? It screws up the system. It screws up the system. Yeah. And it's way too long of a green there. Yeah. There's no one coming. You could have waited. Just go, just go, just go. I'm not going to do a citizen's arrest. Just go. Right. Just wait till your way that you're going turns green and just walk with the green. Yeah. You're scared that it's a selfish move. It is. It's like ignorant. I think is maybe more. Yeah, probably. Like they're not thinking about the fact that it's going to take 30 seconds for this light now. So I found that funny.

Actually, that reminds me of a crosswalk. Maybe I've – I don't think I've told this on the podcast before. One time we were driving home from a Royals game, and we were driving through kind of a rough part of Kansas City, kind of down by Paseo. If you're a Kansas City-er. Riding Paseo. If you're, if you're a kid, riding Paseo, but not in the day though. Yes, exactly. I don't, is that tech nine? Yeah, dude. Okay. You're from Kansas city. I don't know. I'm sorry. You're at a tie tie. I, you know, that, uh, anyway, rough part of town. You don't know the Paseo song,

bro. I don't know. About a street in Kansas bro. I don't know. I don't know. Tech died. Whatever. Um, he's, he's fine. Um, but we were stopped at the stoplight and I kind of hear like this, uh, like this weird noise. So I kind of rolled down my window and it's like, you know how usually, uh, these like new stoplights for deaf people are like, wait, wait. It's not for deaf people.

I'll tell you that. Blind people. Got it. Wait, wait, you know? And then they're like cross or whatever they say. This one was like that, but it was like a person's voice that was like a recording. And she was like, don't go. Don't go.

You're kidding. Don't go. Like the rough part of town. And then all of a sudden it's like turns gray. She goes, you can go. Don't go. You're kidding. Don't go. Like the rough part of town. And then all of a sudden, it's like turns gray. She goes, you can go. No way. You can go. You can go.

And we were all just dying laughing. I cannot believe that's a real thing. That sounds like a Key and Peele skit. Oh, yeah. It was awesome. All right, go ahead. I'm trying to remember specifically where it is. Is there like a church's chicken right on the corner of it?

Oh, sure. It's kind of by 71? Yes, right off 71. That's right off 71. That stoplight to remember specifically where it is. Is there like a church's chicken right on the corner of it? Oh, sure. It's kind of by 71? Yes, right off 71. That's right off 71. That stoplight. Wow. You can go. I thought it was awesome.

Not like walk. It's like, you can go. I go ahead. Go now. Go on with your bad self. Bye. Across that street. That's amazing.

I cannot believe that's real. Don't go. You can go. Hold up. Hold up real quick with it. Give me a hold up real quick wait it give me a minute that's crazy give me a minute anyway uh i love it you can go you can go two things one uh just remember the story combining our last two things we basically talked about one of my friends used to work at mcdonald's in kansas city and she said tech nine came in one day she didn't know who he was so

she could get a name he said tech nine he uses his rap name even at mcdonald's apparently that's awesome second thing with blind and deaf people i think one cool thing about america i haven't traveled to that many like countries i don't know if it's like this everywhere but i think in america it's cool how much we like adapt public you know services and things for you know the, the 0.01% of our country that's blind. Yeah. You know, like we have all these like bumps in the sidewalk when you're about to walk into a road and like all the, you know, everything, every business is like handicap accessible.

Like that's kind of crazy. Or like the handicap parking spots, like they're never used really ever. Right. But they're there. And I think that's kind of a cool thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. I wonder what president was the one to be like, we need to really prioritize this.

Because surely it wasn't always like, oh, I'm sorry. Is it Garfield? Garfield, yes. Yeah, I thought. Yeah. Garfield's passage. Water's passage. Garfield.

Oh, I have a reel for you, Brad. I just thought of one. It's on presidents. Okay. Okay. I don't really know how it goes. He has a president's placemat, so I just thought of what's on presidents. Okay. Okay. I don't really know how he has a president's placemat. So I'm getting pretty good at him. Okay.

Not really. I remember this one from a shout out to episode one gifted class. So it's been a while, but let's see if I can remember this. The 22nd and the 24th president have the same mother, but they are not brothers. How is this possible? Same mother? Same exact mother, but they are not brothers. How is it possible?

They have the same mother but not brothers they're not step something they're not break it down i have no idea you want to give me a hint or anything or just tell me uh i will just tell me? I will just tell you. Okay. Grover Cleveland is both of them.

Did you know he did the boomerang? No. He looped around town. Did he really? DC, to be specific of the town. I didn't know that, but yeah. Okay. I remember the numbers correctly.

I think it is 22 and 24 or something like that. I remember there were even numbers. Is he the one that filled in for the guy that died right away? Could have been. And then he came back. I know a president has died before. But the one, is it Harrison? The one that died like a week into office or something? Yeah, there is one who like. William Henry Harrison, I think is who it was. Anyway, that's okay. That was, that was tricky. Wait, that reminds me. Oh, you little eight finger, two thumb person. No, no, that was a real riddle. I have two other president things.

Okay. To tell you. I just forgot the first one. Now I can only remember the second one, but I want to do the first one first. What did you just say? You said, uh, brother, mother. What'd you say after that? Dang it.

Oh, I don't want to forget it. Son of a president. Crap. Okay. Um, oh, this is going to ruin my question. Ah, I want to save it for next episode there's so many thoughts in my head right now basically i was doing some sporkle quizzes on by myself this week just trying to sharpen up yeah and one of them was just like name the u.s presidents and

i was just so amazed how little i knew of william henry harrison is that what sparked something for you yeah i kind of did the middle name that you knew it so i was planning on quizzing you i didn't write it down actually but i I was going to say like, Brad, does the name like Zach Taylor or like Ben Harrison ring any bells? Ben Harrison? No. Cause those are the names of presidents we've had in this country.

I would know that's, but if you said Zach Taylor, that sounds like a camper. Right. And Benjamin Harrison. That sounds like a camper that posts on Reddit for you later. Ben Harrison. Ben Harrison. Benjamin.

Yeah. Ben Harrison sounds kind of like, oh yeah, I have a friend. I met him in college. Yeah. Ben Harrison. He's a good guy. Yeah. Big backyard. He's got, he's got three kids now. Yeah. He's only 24 years old. Is he still going to ice rinks every now and then? He's a big ice rink guy. Yeah. That's cool. I remember that's where I first met him and he was like really good at skating. Oh, Ben Harrison loves skating. He was a hockey player. Oh, okay. That makes sense. How's his mom doing? His mom has lupus. You love that disease.

Yeah, Ben Harrison. Miss you, man. Miss you, man. Hey, Ben. Get you on the pod next time. Let's go. Let's follow somebody on Instagram named Ben Harrison. Let's follow a few.

Okay. A few Ben Harrisons. So yeah, that ruined my president's quiz. I wish I could remember what else I was going to say. Grover Cleveland, boomerang, around town, DC. Oh man, I was excited about it. I hate that. That's one of my-

That is the worst feeling. You can't get it back. That memory is so fleeting and so frustrating. It's like a dream. You can't get back dreams either. Yeah, there's something about that. It's just like, oh, bring it back. I don't know if this is true.

I heard that you forget 50% of your dream within the first 60 seconds if you don't write it down. And after five minutes, you will forget 90% of your dream. That's wild. Allegedly. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. Dreams are crazy too. It's so weird that we can just like have this like secondary reality almost. It's kind of crazy. Like, because he so easily could not dream because it doesn't yeah why did god why did god allow us to dream dreams belly buttons uh the sphincter yeah we don't need those yeah so many things the other kidney like people donate those all the time oh yeah a gallbladder and appendix

yeah i could just do without this yeah i don't know amazing i don't know about that i would feel better yeah with it probably gosh that president thing is gonna drive me nuts uh okay i'm not gonna all right hold on okay i said the grover cleveland thing should we just rewind it no no no can't rewind this record i feel like you said you said it was grover cleveland and there's two times i was like oh yeah is he the one that is he the one that uh yeah fill in for the died or the dead guy you said a lot of presidents died oh that's it all right on your feet 1 47 a.m oh this is so much buildup this price is so annoying for the people like annoying. How was the podcast this week? Well, I listened to Jake try and remember something for about five minutes.

But I did remember it, so it was worth it. Oh, this is going to be awesome. It's not at all. It's not at all. Once again, it's a trivia question that would be cool to ask if we weren't already talking about precedents. Because that's the answer to the question. Okay, you ready for it? Uh-huh.

Okay. answer to the question okay okay you ready for it okay brad uh considering fatalities not just injuries but fatalities what is the most dangerous job in america oh gosh garbage worker no uh electrician no uh isaac the president mrs peter right there yeah i think it's like crab fishermen second um but yeah because you know what four or five out of 43 have 45 have died while doing the job that's a crazy high percentage wow so guys if you listen to this podcast you know i don't think i made you laugh much this week but you have a president's riddle and you have a president's trivia question. And you could even throw in the Zach Taylor, Ben Harrison thing to trivia questions. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I had no idea.

I had all this presidential content ready for this week. PC. Uh, okay. I have a few more. Uh, here's, here's something. Um, I'm tired. Like all these people are doing giveaways right now, which is great. Um, like on their Instagrams and stuff like businesses i have friends that are tagging me in them and then i'm already following their this this account like i know about this and that bothers me that's a little poultry for me because they should know that you're already following them yeah and the whole point is for these people to have a giveaway to boost their business and to get people to follow their accounts. Yeah. It's like, you're not helping them. No, exactly. It's like tag a friend to enter the competition. Yeah. And then they're just like tagging someone who already knows about it.

Right. Yeah. That is silly. It's like, Oh, that's not the point. Yeah. I get that. Sometimes people will send me, you know, like memes or a funny video on Instagram that I've already liked. And I'm like, you should have seen that. I already already not that you should have seen it but maybe you could have like seen that oh jake already follows this person oh jake has already liked this video he's probably seen it then that's kind of often but also if i've liked it and it probably doesn't hurt to watch it again it's probably funny i saw one uh did you see the one about like the six different people characters from the office and what they would call the coronavirus? I saw one video that was edited. It was like the fire scene.

Yeah, that was good. Catherine died at that. She's like, I thought this was so funny. No, it was just like a, it wasn't a, I don't know what memes are these days, honestly. That makes me sound so old. I feel like memes are pictures. Do you instant message a meme?

Now, do I take that? Do I do T9 on that? Fax me a meme and i'll take a look at it this is a meme that's like just a image that has captions on it that's what i think of as memes i think of the other things as video videos i don't know that makes you sound so old just tell me what you saw it was it was six different office characters and it was like what each of them would call the coronavirus. So it was like, um, Todd Packer called it the Chinese, whatever, China virus, China virus. Okay. Uh, Jim called it the coronavirus. Oscar called it COVID-19 or no, uh, Dwight called it COVID-19 Oscar called it like whatever, like the very scientific name for it is. Andy called it like Big Rona.

And then Creed called it some, and it just says Mumbles Mandarin or something like that. It was great. Big Rona is funny. That's so, oh, I forgot we have those office things to post on Instagram. Yeah, I had that thought the other day of like, oh, I wonder if he's going to post that. I keep forgetting about that.

Well, that's going to be a hit when we do it. Oh man, it better be. You guys. You guys you guys maybe we put it on the talk too who knows okay we should um do our reviews of the week because plenty to talk about okay plenty to talk about these reviews because there are specifically two of them that deserve gosh to be talked about so you you guys know every week we jokingly will give some reason to like leave us a five-star review. And I would dare to say this has been one of the most ridiculous requests we've ever put in. Last week, I talked about how I couldn't name all 50 states for some reason in the shower. And Brad said, hey, if you know all the 50 states, why don't you go and leave us a five-star review and tell us something good about each state we had one review come in on monday

doing this very thing and then we had a second review coming on wednesday also doing the same thing and they're i mean like it would be a shame to not go over each one it was unbelievable because they are funny the second one especially was like very catered to the podcast like deep cuts deep deep inside jokes i said no hits yeah it was amazing okay i can read the first one you want to read the second one okay um so this one is from uh you know i'm tough with rage rageonomics i think is how you would say it yeah ragonomics could be it too ragnomic yeah go Yeah, go ahead. Said Jake couldn't, so I had to. Alabama. Not everyone is a meth head.

Alaska. There are more bears than people. That's pretty nice. Arizona. It's a dry heat. That's funny. Arkansas. Not everyone is a meth head.

I love that. California. I still haven't decided if In-N-Out is good or not. I would also agree. It's like hard. It's like, it's fine. Yeah, it's fine.

It's fine. It's fries, burgers, animal style. Colorado. How do you spell Qdoba? Because Chipotle is from from there that's the joke i think on that connecticut isn't that where magic treehouse books took place which i don't even know if i've talked about on the podcast but that was my biggest series that i was into as far as literature goes okay you know about my treehouse books uh really is it like uh the the babysitter's club it's like that but the parents are involved. Okay.

They actually raise their kids. Oh, cool. Very good series. Delaware. I wasn't Delaware. The Delaware River drains an area of... And then they just... 14,000 square miles into five U.S. states.

Revolutionary fact. Florida. This is where Carole Baskin got away with feeding her second husband to the tigers. Georgia. There has been a murder. Hawaii. Lilo and Stitch. Volcanoes. Georgia. There has been a murder. Hawaii. Lilo and Stitch. Volcanoes.

Turtles. I could go on. Idaho. Isn't this where Napoleon Dynamite took place? Illinois. Home Alone was set here. Indiana. Jones.

Murder Association has done big things for the state. That's funny. Iowa. Iowa. UOA. Sorry, I don't know a lot about the Midwest. Kansas. Home to the sexiest podcast.

Period. Kentucky. Home of the secretariat at sea biscuit i'm just assuming you don't actually know louisiana duck dynasty period maine eternally fall shout out uh trey who podcast correct opinion maryland who is mary massachusetts do you know any good rappers from massachusetts i don't get that one do you get that one? No. That's fine.

Michigan. This is where my youth pastor is from. Minnesota. This is where my cross country coach is from. Mississippi. You're either a racist or a nice person. It can't be both. This sounds kind of like boom roasted for a Michael Scott.

Missouri. Never heard of her. Montana. Montañas. Nebraska. Skidmark. Nevada. This was the setting of the wildly acclaimed TV show Bonanza, a classic.

New Hampshire, live free or die hard. That's their actual slogan there. New Mexico, your weird elderly neighbor probably lived here once. For some reason, that seems so accurate. Like Wes? Wes has lived there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. New York, home alone too.

Lost in New York was set here. I love they build both home alums. North Carolina. This is a quote. Maybe you go out there to work at a summer camp and maybe you meet a girl there maybe you all start dating but after you move back home to texas and date for a few more months long disney she said she's no interestee and gives you a level 10 heartbreak the ballad of davante i don't know if that's just his personal life and he's using uh i think that's a quote i said one time right if it's long disney i'm no interestee yeah that's a quote I said one time, right? If it's long-disty, I'm no interest-y. Yeah, something like that.

That's a good quote. I'm glad I said that one time. North Dakota is cold. Ohio, you can't say very many good things about a state where they call their football team the Browns. Oklahoma, the Tiger King, baby. Oregon, the setting of the not quite a hit TV show, Portlandia. Pennsylvania, if a vampire bat was in the U.S., it would make sense for it to come from a Sylvania. Like Pennsylvania.

Rhode Island. Small. South Dakota. If ye seek the heads, here ye shall find. Oh, Mount Rushmore. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Just realized it.

Tennessee. Billy Ray was here. Texas. Babe of the Week Catherine Ellis was here. Utah. The Mormons. Vermont. No comment.

Virginia. First of the OG13. Washington. Pridy. Pretty. Oh, with an I an eye yeah i think she's just just being funny classic davante west virginia has a town called fort gay pretty progressive wisconsin queso baby wyoming i literally don't know anything about this state oh wow thank you so much rage ragonomics whoever you are that was amazing you're just you know

quick to pull the trigger on all 50 states. All right, Brad, your turn. So that one was like, oh my gosh, that's the funniest, coolest. That's crazy that someone did this. Yeah, review ever. And then Kelsey Settle says, oh yeah, watch this. And she came out. She said, oh, what's Aaron say when they're dancing in the office?

Oh yeah, what else you got? I love that. I'm surprised I can remember that. What else you got? Okay. Okay, Okay. Alabama. Lauren Daigle performed here in March 19th, 2016.

Good start. Alaska. The state with the most acres. Arizona. They don't celebrate daylight savings time, and that's cool. Also so confusing. Arkansas. Garrett Perkins.

Go Emmy. And the Blood Diamond is the official state gym. Love it. California. Facebook headquarters. And go. That's so good, too. Colorado. Open the first Chipotle. Love it. California, Facebook headquarters and go. That's so good too. Colorado, open the first Chipotle, the sunshine state. Connecticut, home of the Stanford branch,

AKA Fat Tony, Pepperoni Tony. Delaware, poultry of the week. The blue hen chicken is the official state bird. Florida, the state with the most Wendy's. Sawsome. Georgia, open the first Chick-fil-A. Hawaii, the setting for Jake's perfect day. Yeah, baby. Georgia, opened the first Chick-fil-A. Hawaii, the setting for Jake's perfect day. Yeah, baby. Idaho, the only state

with no mattress firms. I wonder if that's true. That's awesome. Illinois, the biggest indoor laser tag arena. She's making these up. Indiana,

I feel like she probably did her research. I believe in Kelsey. Okay. Indiana, Ben Higgins, the generous coffee founder was born here.

Iowa, the first Aldi. Gosh. Kansas, the first fast food establishment was born. I didn't know that. Slash LSGust of Creations. Hello. Kentucky, the state with the first ever Trey Kennedy feat Drake triplet show. Louisiana, the flight where the flight where recliner lady departed from. Oh, I see. The flight where recliner lady departed from was in Louisiana. Maine, the only state with one syllable. Huh.

Maryland, Baltimore Airport CPR kiosk. Massachusetts, there's a house in Rockport built entirely of newspapers, not CDs. Michigan. She's even referencing stuff that we talked about in this episode. Yeah. How did she know?

Oh my gosh. Michigan, the magic capital of the world. Minnesota, the top state for woodworking business. Oh. Mississippi, Hattiesburg. Hey, oh my gosh. This is nuts. Missouri, never heard of it.

No, I'm just kidding. Missouri, St. Frickin' Lewis and Ugly Joe's. Let's go, Ugly Joe's. Montana. Montana's name comes from the Spanish word mountain. Nebraska, home of Omaha, the Thailand of the Midwest, known for their exotic foods and people. Nevada, $1 white boy dance moves.

Wow, I cannot believe she remembers that. That's crazy. I don't even know what that is. That's from Matt Kelly's bachelor party, me and Sherman Young put up a sign at the Las Vegas Strip that said $1 for white boy dance moves and made some money performing. That's awesome.

Yeah, I got kicked out because you're not allowed to charge a price. You have to ask for tips only. Oh, okay. Good to know. Yep. New Hampshire, number 10 state for most tick-related diseases.

That's me. New Jersey, Gotham City. New Mexico, the setting for Better Call Saul. New York, home of the Enneagram Institute. North Carolina, Elevation Church. Shout out Grace So Glorious. Oh, yeah, mama. Jake loves that song.

North Dakota, it's illegal to go dancing in Fargo with a hat on. Is it even illegal to wear a hat at a party where people are dancing? RIP Jake's New Year's resolution. Oh, dang it. I want to do both those things. Get sweaty and wear hats. Ohio, where the founder of Old Spice was born. Oklahoma, Tiger King.

Oregon, the Roloff family lives here. Oh, Jeremy. Who's that? I met him in the Christian Influencers Masterclass. He's the woodworker guy. I showed him your stuff. Jeremy, who's that? They're the, I met him in the, like the Christian influencers masterclass. He's the woodworker guy. I showed him your stuff. Oh, nice. Okay. He was on the show. Little people, big world. Yes. Okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. That's right. That was a good one. That was funny. That was funny time. Pennsylvania, Joe Biden was born here. Also Scranton, Rhode Island, the smallest state, many rhode islands could fit in alaska good

reference south carolina lauren daigle performed here february 12 2016 south dakota dr larry l tuber one of the top 50 neck surgeons in the country lives here that's awesome tennessee dave ramsey lives in here lives in here lives in that place better than he deserves texas their ability to secede from the United States and still be successful. Also, Catherine Ellis. Utah. A cow in Utah produces, on average, 23,000 pounds of milk per lactation. Vermont.

Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Company gives their ice cream waste to the local Vermont farmers who use it to feed their hogs. Virginia. Victoria Fuller from The Bachelor lives here. Victoria F is, I think, what you call her. Washington, where pickleball was invented. Hey. West Virginia, where pizzaer from The Bachelor lives here. Victoria F is I think what you call her. Washington, where pickleball was invented. West Virginia, where pizza rolls were invented. Combination only, of course.

Wisconsin, Lil Wayne, remind it. Oh my gosh, Lil Wayne rhymed it with mansion. Yeah, I did. Wyoming has the first ever JCPenney. The end. Like every single one of those is a reference to something we've said on this podcast. It kind of reminds me of like when the Ghostrunners on second account first started.

And it was like, how do they know so much about what we've said? It's like they've been like recording it or documenting it in some sort of Dewey Decimal podcast system. That's when I feel like, well, whatever. I'm just so impressed. Like I don't even remember all that stuff. I had to like be like, like, yeah, the roll off. But I don't remember that. I had to ask you stuff like that so it's amazing yeah thank you kelsey that's really really awesome that's so cool and yeah everyone else as well we just

thank you guys for the great reviews we've passed 500 and we're we're headed towards six that's the next direction yep yeah um we got big news for you guys coming episode 42. This will be out a month from now. 52? Yeah. I think, yeah, we started this like, I think like May 8th. This is when we, summertime around there. It's my mom's birthday, by the way. We started this podcast. So we're almost

there. A year into it. Crazy. Kind of wild that we've just been recording our conversations for a year. Consistently for a week, every week. Yeah. We've talked. Yeah. That's awesome. Wow What a weird thing. Consistently, for a week, every week. Yeah, we've talked. Yeah, that's awesome. Wow. Good for us. Yes.

Anything else you want to talk about, Brad? It's 2 a.m. Yeah, I don't think we have anything that we can't wait for another time. I'll tell you something for next time that we're going to talk about is geographically ambiguous things. Oh, just wait till next week, baby. Oh, I can't believe I have to wait a week to talk about that.

What was he mentioning with that? Geographically ambiguous things. Now it's hard to not talk about it. That was a pretty good cliffhanger, actually. Okay, guys, I know we didn't talk about or we didn't do the voice memos this week, but feel free to leave us some for next week and we will get to the ones from previously.

Yes. Brad, leave us with a jingle and we'll end this sucker All right, what's oh gosh I should What's the song that's popular that people sing? Oh Justin Bieber's new song No, no, no, no. There's a better one. Yeah. Do you know it? I think I know enough to make up words that go along with it.

Don't need no mentions. Girl, you are my only intention. Don't need no mention. You are my only intention. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now you listen to the Ghost Runners. Yeah. Every Monday morning with Jake and Brad. listen to the Ghost Runners. Yeah. Every Monday morning with Jake and Brad. We are the Ghost Runners Podcast.

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