Ghostrunners - 6 - Brad is married and Jake is not

Episode Date: June 17, 2019

Jake might be pregnant, Donald Trump stops by again, and Brad makes a lot of predictions concerning Jake's future wife. Also a new record high for references to The Office in this episode. Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, you ready to start? Uh, yeah. All right, let's do this. Episode six, right? Episode six? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we got to get going here.

It's after 10 p.m. I'm just reaching like the peak of my day. Like I'm at prime performance right now and Brad is ready for bed. I have just become more and more like an old man every day. I mean, especially like the last year. I've tried to get in better habits of like waking up earlier and going to bed later. But you and I both are naturally – You're trying to go to bed later and wake up earlier?

I'm sorry. Getting to bed earlier. Yeah. What's that office quote? I'm a night owl. And I'm an early bird. So I – what does he say? So I'm wise and I have worms.

Oh, yeah. That's it. So I'm wise and I have worms. Oh yeah, that's it. So I'm wise and I have worms. So no, but I've been trying to get up earlier. Sometimes I just have to do it out of necessity because I have things to do or whatever like I did this morning. But just like you, Jake, my tendency is to sleep or to stay up really late and do stuff late at night where I'm not distracted by anybody else. And I get lots of stuff done, but sometimes it's a vicious cycle if I stay up late, but also have to get up early. So that's the case right now. So I'm very tired. So if I,

you know, don't respond to something cause I'm asleep. You better not fall asleep on the pod. That'd be a bad indication. If the person trying to create the pod is falling asleep, that's not a good sign. It's not good. The people listening are definitely going to fall asleep on the pod that'd be a bad that'd be a bad indication if the person trying to create the pod is falling asleep that's not a good it's not good that people listening are definitely i will not fall asleep i promise are you the kind of person that falls asleep um like can you fall did you fall asleep in class did you fall asleep i fell asleep so much in class i did too dude i was so bad i'm so stimulated throughout the day then you go to a classroom you're like whoa this is boring right and i'm just so tired at all times in college too i would i used to try to like just write down anything just anything yes but i would even fall asleep while writing sleep knows no

enemy like there is nothing that can conquer but katherine my wife never fell asleep once in a class in college what a freak i know what like she's the minority what's wrong with her i don't know she got a condition she couldn't do it and i'm like i'm so like i'm so jealous of that because i fall asleep easily quickly yeah i've fallen asleep at a funeral before i'm not happy but it was when i was in college you know just four years of basically not sleeping and just like any time sitting down i'm i'm a threat to sleep and yeah i'm not proud of that but it happened i don't know it's just that is a funny thing and i yeah i don't do it very often anymore but i get tired a lot these days that's okay we're on different schedules

most of the time i mean like my typical day is like sleep from 3 to 9, I would say. 3 a.m. to 9 a.m. is my sleepy time. What are you? That's the thing. I have no set schedule at all, which is terrible. It's almost better to be every night from 3 to 9. At least I'm a night owl every night. I have no circadian rhythm, if you will. Good word.

There's no Tuesday night i'm in bed by this time like but i would say on average i'm probably in bed in a sleep by 11 17 p.m okay and i wake up by 7 48 okay so i mean i get a lot of sleep good but good job yeah still i'm just i'm not a morning person but i would love to be someday i'll be a part of sleep. Good. But good job. Yeah. Still, I'm just I'm not a morning person, but I would love to be someday. We'll be a part of one someday. Let me be part of a good morning person. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. I've just ever since college just loved the nighttime. I feel awake. I feel creative at night. I come alive. I actually don't feel that great right now. I still got something going on with my body this week. The I don't feel that great right now. I still got something going on with my body this week. The, I don't know.

If you look at my symptoms, it would say I'm pregnant because I just feel. Actually, I don't know if nausea is even a word. What is nausea to you? Hard word to spell for one. Is it? Hard word to describe. I would. Okay.

So nausea. M. I'm just kidding. That's a throwback. throwback joke for the podcast. I think that I would describe it as the feeling of an upset stomach where you think you're going to throw up. Okay. Then that's what I have.

All the time? Just like lately it's been after I eat, but not every meal, just certain meals. I feel very poorly. I meal, just certain meals. I feel very poorly. Like I'm going to throw up like one night. I even like step on my couch and like, Oh, I'm definitely puking tonight.

I need to be near the toilet. I don't have to go down the ladder. Cause I live in a lofted bed thing. Not very many people say, I just don't want to go down the ladder. I do not want to go down the ladder tonight. If I have to puke, I,

I kind of went through something like that too. And obviously it was just probably because I was just eating very poorly. But you've eaten poorly like for a very consistent amount of time. Like if I were to just tell a doctor. Ever since I've known you. Yeah. Like if I were just to tell a doctor, they'd be like, well, what's been going on? I'm like, well, after I had Burger King Tuesday and Taco Bell Wednesday and then pulled pork today or, you know, whatever.

Like, oh, you got to start eating better. You're like, well, no, I eat this way all the time. Maybe you're just getting older. This week? I'm over the hump? Yeah. It's starting. It's starting.

You're done. If I'm not pregnant, I also think I might have Lyme's disease because I got bit by a tick two weeks ago. That's right. Yeah. But the fact that it's only after I eat, I think something's just like in my stomach. And I've somewhat pinpointed it to meat had some meat today and i don't feel super great so i don't know what in the world that could possibly be you probably have meat almost every day though well yesterday i had peanut butter sandwiches for lunch and a pizza for dinner no no no tummy issues yeah

cheese pizza felt great yesterday huh so I'm trying to figure it out. If nothing else, I'm having fun, you know, from a scientific standpoint, trying to figure out the cause and effect of my stomach issues. I'm not a doctor, but I'm almost positive you're not pregnant. Okay. Well, that's good to rule something out. Yeah. It's just always good to have, I don't know, something crossed off the list.

Yeah. That's good. So just Lyme disease then? Yeah. I would go there first. Yeah. At least it's citrus based. Oh, man. something crossed off the list yeah that's good so just lime's disease then yeah i would maybe yeah at least it's citrus based oh man i do love uh wait do you think you can tell that joke about that old story of yours with lime not lime's disease but the pepsi with lime or whatever do you think you can say that it wasn't you who said the uh the inappropriate thing sure i don't know if you feel bad about it later we'll

cut it out okay so yeah one of my my uh one of my best friends he's also my cousin his name's joel i love joel and he's amazing uh and he moved to dallas he lives in austin now but lived in dallas he's like 10 years older than me so or eight years older there's a lot of details brad maybe let's just get to the story okay i have a cousin named joel he was in dallas he was at chili's i think there's still a lot of details okay jake you want me to paint the picture or not you'd be like all right my cousin he's at a restaurant my cousin's at a restaurant and uh he orders he goes yeah can i a Dr. Pepper and can I get it with lime, please? And without hesitation, the waiter just looks him up and down and just goes, what are you, gay? And my cousin, who I was going to explain in the details of the joke beforehand, is trendy, has always been trendy.

Like definitely, you know, just a cooler guy. So he has more fashion than most, you know, other men. Where's a watch? Maybe. Maybe where's a watch. That's cool. I don't know if he does. Yeah, he does.

Yeah. Anyway. So he was very offended by this, this comment. But not a gay guy. Not a gay guy. Married with kids now. So anyway, just a funny time. So yeah, that's, that's the common dr pepper

with lime dr pepper with lime that's all it takes a waiter just to come and it was like like nowadays like this was probably like 10 years ago this happened maybe not 10 years ago maybe seven years ago you know but i feel like the political climate you know that's like like that person like chilies would have like been like ceased to exist now like if somebody said that actually you know i mean like they would have not there's no way like like yeah that's why i don't even know if we should say in our podcast because i don't know if they're you know spotify is going to shut us down for this you know anyway so that's limes i hope you don't have it man so it could be limes disease i don't know also could be the milk

that I've been dealing with that definitely could be something tell us a little more about this milk for the people that don't follow you religiously on Instagram yeah just had some curdled milk yesterday

and I've been having it for a while without really realizing it's getting a little chunky which I realized in my Instagram story I really missed out on another office opportunity. Kevin's quote, goodbye, lemon chunky milk, or whatever he says or whatever.

A couple of people responded to me with that. And I was like, dang, that's good. Also, a lot of people have like strong feelings about milk. Mine is more positive about milk. A lot of people responded to me seriously. They were just like, I can't believe you even drink milk like what dude yeah milk is like so many people think milk's so bad for you these days which i i'll hear out a claim for like ethical treatment of animals stuff like that if that's like your reason to not drink milk that totally makes sense i'm

still gonna drink milk but one of the responses i've got and I've heard this from other people in person before is uh I'm not kidding like don't you think it's weird that we're the only animal that drinks another animal's milk like look we're the only animal that's landed a rover on Mars I'm not drawing the line at milk okay like we do a lot of things that other animals don't do that's not my re that shouldn't be a reason for not having milk because it makes us unique as animals. Yeah. No. I think milk is... Should I stop getting dental care because we're the only animal that does that for each other?

Yeah. Like monkeys don't like go to the dentist. Isn't that weird? Monkeys don't have like yearly checkups. Like why do we have to go to the doctor? I've never seen a baboon get checked for STDs and you're going to go do it? Jeez. Yeah. I thought that was so weird. That chimpanzee doesn't have health care and it's just fine okay yeah so i was like that's kind of a weird like reason to not drink milk because we're the only animal that does it like literally you could say that on almost every single thing that humans do

like are there any other you know do penguins drive cars why do we why do we use vehicles equal rights for penguins anyway so milk will get people telling you their opinions about it i think the the the age we live in right now literally every single thing that people eat or drink there is somebody that has a negative opinion about like water like water these days is like no there's not just like regular tap water is not good enough anymore for a lot of people out there really like you have to have like they make water with electrolytes in it sweet make water like obviously purified water you know like all these different things that are like you know people are scared of water and milk same thing like for the longest time milk was

great and normal then all of a sudden it's like no you should be having soy milk or almond milk or whatever fill in the blank i'm so just ignorant to all that which i kind of like it that way oh i'm sure once you look into anything immense like immensely you're going to find out negative things about it that's the internet right now. Like you can literally find the confirmation or negative. Yeah, right. Like you can be scared out of your mind that you have Lyme disease or you could absolutely have every single symptom of Lyme disease and have somebody out there say, no, you're good.

Don't worry about it. No, you're good. Like you will find whatever you want to be confirmed on the internet. Yeah. I hope I never get to a point where i just speak negatively about things just in general or even just the fact that people have the like nerve to speak negatively to someone else on instagram that they've never met before it doesn't get to me but it surprises me it's like i would never say anything like even if it's as dumb as thinking about milk i would never

be like oh you wear a nike well did you okay do you remember their campaign from 2017 you know like why would you say anything i don't know negative to anyone on the internet i don't know if i've ever commented negatively about anybody on even if it's in private i mean especially not publicly but yeah it doesn't affect me i'm just surprised by it there was one time this guy i was when i was looking for a truck recently i did um this guy was trying to, you know, post his truck online and it said six and a half foot bed. It was not six and a half. And I said, Hey man, you posted it was six and a half.

It is five and a half. Not cool. That was about as negative as I got. And that's business. You have every right to like, I got real confrontational about it. That's not cool. But anyway, uh, yeah, I just think like literally like think of any food and I bet there's somebody out there that there's either a quote unquote healthier alternative or there's, you know, something out there that's like you need to have this other kind like cheeseburger. No, you need you can either have this kind of beef or you can have grass fed.

What's the new like the miracle burger or whatever? What's the new like miracle? What's the one? It's like not made of beef. It's like made in a lab or whatever the uh the impossible burger maybe that's what it's called have you heard about this i don't know enough about it to really talk about it anymore i was really hoping you could piggyback me sorry it was like became trendy and i saw like youtube videos about it like people couldn't tell the difference and then like either wendy's or burger king like picked it up and put it in their store i think really i think i don't know wow but apparently supposed to be good for you

and still tastes fine but it's not actually made out of any meat i don't know yeah i've been recently bought some quinoa burgers okay we haven't had them yet but i am honestly not looking forward to it like she keeps giving me different options of like what we could have for dinner tonight like oh yeah we could have this or we could have this or we have quinoa burgers i'm like i'll take this or this it's like a hard question on the act i think it'll save that for later i don't know when i'm it's not like i'm gonna get smarter all of a sudden but i'm still gonna save it for later i don't know why like oh yeah i'm gonna be out of you know i'm gonna be out of town for a few days kath but maybe you and your friends would come over and you'd have those quinoa burgers

there you go um let me know how that goes. I mean, I'm not a hater of quinoa in general. If you ever go to Hawaii, every word looks like quinoa. They only use about six letters in Hawaii. And they're all in quinoa. And every word, like, what street was that? I don't know. Kinawaya.

It was one of the quinoas. Kinawaya. Kinawaya. Kinawaya. Nakahako. Nakakinowana. That's funny. I would love to go to Hawaii someday.

Yeah. You should go. Look at the streets. um back on food we should have started the episode with this do you want to explain the wendy's drive-thru incident two nights ago so i have this unbelievable i'm just kidding no uh so we were at wendy's i'm not going to give too many details because i want to get in trouble from jake i was at wendy's it was me peter and my friend jake aka this one jake this jake yep um it got started with me trying to do my homework a little bit which i think made you a little uncomfortable i didn't want to say saw some sauce oh yes i was uncomfortable yes so we were ordering and uh jake was trying not to say sauce some sauce, which I have not been to Wendy's in a long time,

so I did order some sauce some sauce and actually really enjoyed it. Yeah, that's good sauce. But we were in the Wendy's drive-thru late at night, probably 11 o'clock, 10, whatever, doesn't matter. Gosh, too many details. Too far. Too far. Too far.

So we were in my new truck, and it has two rows to it and i'm not trying to brag um extended cab but uh i ordered for me and peter in the front and then jake was like i'll take it from here and so jake orders his own um and so i i think i told the driver or the drive-thru attendant like we have one more order yeah hey my friend's gonna order for himself and then you're like hey what's up i'm getting this this and this uh can i have the what do you say the sweet tangy i was like yes yeah something barbecue sauce kind of tangy or barbecue sauce oh barbecue sauce oh you want some barbecue sauce no no no no no it's like yellow uh oh saw some sauce yeah i think that's it and i was like oh man he's spitting in our food right now um so then we get up there which he did yeah yeah that's no i'm just kidding that's

another story then we get up there and this guy brings out our drinks first and just we ordered three different drinks obviously and knew which one to go like he took it and just directly put it to jake in the back seat in the back we didn't have a chance to say anything he just handed me my my wild berry lemonade he knew that you had the wild and i was like oh wow oh i guess you knew you know i was i was trying to like in my head thinking like oh i guess he knew that since jake ordered himself he ordered from the back whatever and i didn't actually say it out loud before he was like yeah you know he said you said he was your son and i mean he looks just like you man it's like you could tell he's your junior

and i'm like we didn't say anything i just kind of or he's kind of all looked around like wait does he think that jake's my son he thinks this guy a year younger than me sitting in the back seat is my son i mean he looks just like you man and also another thing if you've never seen very very non-similar we are caucasian yes we have lighter we're more on the pale side of caucasian i guess but that's about it that's where it stops yeah you have very asian hair as we've as we've talked about um which he definitely identified we both have teeth sure so not the only animals with teeth though plenty others have them gosh yeah so why are we the only ones eating

hamburgers so weird meat from a cow um anyway so that was really funny and i loved it i loved being jake's uh dad for the night so i think you actually venmoed me uh oh yeah thanks dad thanks dad uh so that was pretty fun i haven't even said that that was funny though i haven't talked to you about this yet i love vinmo we used to vinmo conversations back and forth this was probably two years ago it didn't really pick up you know in the uh social media world as much as we were hoping that's fine well i mean it was just fun for about a month brad and i just texted each other through vinmo transactions it wasn't like requesting money or anything it was just like when i needed to text brad i would send him various amounts of money yeah usually it was one cent you know yeah man what are you up to today and then i just reply with one cent um think about doing this what you

have going on whatever and i was just kind of fun and other people would comment on every now and then yeah that was fun whenever other people kind of like were like, oh, wow. I remember Grant Hudeberg and some people getting on it. Yeah, Grant. I feel like Grant was our biggest fan. Grant still does it. Like one time after a basketball game this past year, he was like, hey, how'd your basketball game go?

Oh, yeah. One time when we were in the middle of this Venmo texting Brad, Venmo me $1,000 to say what are you doing tonight? I don't know, just a funny thing to get my attention. i didn't reply to brad for like three days to kind of make him sweat that i wasn't gonna been going back no that's when you know you have you know your best friend status is when you could trust you can send your friend a thousand dollars and be like he's he's gonna send it back i forgot i was telling someone that story i think i was in california or something and they're like you he did what

like couldn't believe it i was like no we're like really tight obviously he's like i cannot believe he did that oh my gosh i don't i wouldn't do that to anyone my own family i was like whoa i don't feel like we have this like supreme level of trust like that's just you don't take a thousand dollars from your friend that might be a personality type of that person saying that then yeah i don't know it made me kind of question i was like maybe that is weird that we did that but no i don't i think that's fine speaking of being a little bit silly with your money okay we experienced this together the other night uh right before wendy's we watched the game six of the nba finals together oh sure this is not as extreme as sending your friend a thousand dollars by any means but before the

finals started uh we i was talking to one of my friends his name's rob and rob's always got a little bit of hot takes with nba stuff and rob's like i'm calling it right now like the raptors are going to win this series and i was like we all laughed so hard like no way like he thought the blazers were going to beat the warriors he thought all this stuff and you know blazers got whooped, so we're like gentlemen sweep. It's going to be a five game, you know, series four to one warriors. And Rob's like, no, it's going to go seven games. The Raptors are going to win in seven games. And I literally laughed in his face. And I was like, Rob, I guarantee you this series does not go seven games. I was like, Oh, you know what? I'll bet you right now. I'll bet you $10 at this game.

This series doesn't go seven games. If it goes seven games, you owe me $10. I'm sorry, if it goes seven games, if it's over in less than seven games, you owe me $10. If it goes to seven games, I'll give you $100. So you give 10 to 1 odds. 10 to 1 odds on it. We shook on it. And of course, the Raptors win two out of three at the beginning. I'm sweating it like

so I then have to kind of revert my uh so it doesn't even matter if the Warriors win anymore you just need the series to get over with before game seven yeah it wasn't specifically the Raptors or Warriors had to win um I just needed it to end by six and so game six we were watching it together and I had I was hyped whenever the Raptors won that game. Not because I won $10, but because I effectively won back this $90 that I probably deserved to lose. I literally just remembered something. I recorded you at the end of the game, and I forgot to post it anywhere, but I guess we'll just play it here. Oh, wow.

In case you did something crazy. Oh, great. Okay, so you guys won't be able to see brad but here's just a quick reaction of him i had no idea you were recording me i forgot yeah it's an instagram story request gosh'm cool. That was me from, you know, four days ago, so I've really grown up since then, but, oh, man.

That's really funny that you did that. Is that one of the more irresponsible things you've done with money recently? I mean, I bought a truck. That's never, I mean... You used that, though. Yeah. Oh, let's see.

What else was irresponsible? Probably one of the more irresponsible things I've done completely. I do like going to the casinos from time to time. Sure. And, yeah, I don't know. I haven't really been irresponsible at the casinos necessarily, but I've lost money there a few times, which happens. Yeah.

You win some, you lose some. Part of it. I don't know. Have you done anything? Like, were you asking because you have an answer? No, I don't think so. I think that the way I handle money is the most, like, atypical millennial thing about me. Tell me.

Like, experiences over things and all that. Like, that's so me. Like, I don't even have a savings account. Which. At all? No. Oh, you. Well, yeah.

But also, I mean, I kind of just treat my. But you have a checking account. Yeah, that oh you well yeah but also i mean i kind of just treat my but you have a checking account yeah that i don't spend all of it so i'm not i'm not being completely dumb with it but as far as like yeah yeah i am still in debt and i do travel and you know do all this stuff i listen to a lot of dave ramsey these days see i don't want to listen to him because i know it's going to make me feel bad i don't't know if it would. Well, maybe. Yeah, maybe. But he always is like, he always talks about how, you know, people are weird, quote unquote, when they spend less than they make, you know, because he's like, you figured out the formula. All you have to do is spend less than you make.

He's like, it's something that Congress can never do. Nice. And like every once in a while, he just goes off on some politics stuff which is funny but anyway i think they do a good job of that as far as debits and credits go yeah i think you understand you're you're fine i he does hate debt though that's like his big thing is like get out of debt as fast as you can so maybe he would motivate you to get out if i got out of debt as fast as i could i would be eating just ramen yeah he calls it he calls it beans and rice rice and beans that's what he says see i don't know about that like scorched earth campaign so much fun the amount of traveling i've done the last year two years i mean i know you're not dave ramsey i'm sorry but i am i'm not really an

apologist of his but like he he says you can live you're gonna like right now you're you live like no one else so that one day you can live and give like no one else yeah i i think for that that's the same reason why i don't like put money towards retirement or anything because i'm like i don't necessarily like want to have a ton of money when i'm 65 what am i gonna do when i'm 65 katherine katherine is that in that camp as well i'm like i want to spend the money I have now. And I'll live a little dangerously from a financial standpoint. Because it's easy for me to work harder and make more money now compared to when I'm in my 40s and 50s. I'm probably going to have a more stable job and my wages are going to be more set. Yeah, Catherine's the same way.

When we first got married, I was like, let's just put everything we have into savings. Because we had very little expenses when we first got married. We were living in a ministry house that was paid for and all this stuff. So she's like, but she was like, well, why do we want to save up all this money for retirement when we're 65 and not do anything when we're young? Yeah. And I get it. That's, that's fair. It's just me justifying being really irresponsible. So you don't have to really be on my side. You definitely find a find a happy medium which i think is what katherine and i do but anyway i think if i get closer to finding a wife i will get more financially responsible as well genuinely jake i cannot wait until you get married like i think it's going to be fun for both of us i think we're going to have great

new conversations that we've never had no it's going to open up a whole realm you're going to be like dude like what kind of dishwasher do you have like and we're gonna be like jacked i want to talk grills i want to talk did you do a top load washer and more of a side load bro like i remember one time when i was working at sorter like these guys it was but it was right when i got married but we didn't have a house yet or like we didn't care about our house whatever we didn't like have things to worry about sure but these three guys were literally just like in trance in this conversation about washers and dryers not like what kind did you get is that energy efficient how much you pay for that you know like yeah and they were seers i saw both which one was better where did you know getting

they were genuinely so excited about it and i i just laughed I gotta get married now I'm there like not really I mean but kind of there you know like and I'm like oh yeah like my friend our friend Gunnar we talk about that stuff sometimes like now what kind of tile did you do here like you know or whatever like things that I would never have cared about and now it's like I care a little bit dude it's gonna be sweet I'm gonna get married we're gonna like share like a power washer so oh yes like I can come and help power wash your side yeah you can come and help get me out of debt it'll be so fun like how we trade off now tell me what kind of fertilizer you use on that bro yeah man it's looking great oh man I didn't think about that that'd be

a lot of cool conversations yeah I gotta get home it's 10 45 you know like can't wait for you to say something like that yeah i wonder i guess yeah hopefully i have a wife who also doesn't have a real job because if she's on a schedule and she's like going to bed at 11 right what am i gonna do well i guess i'll just do what i do now i'm fine yeah fine as i am but that that's why i do that's why I wake up earlier now is because I was staying up really late a lot, but then I was missing out on time with family in the morning, which is the hard thing. But if you don't sleep that long, like you do, if you wake up at nine, you're okay. I think, but sometimes I would sleep till 10 or 10 30. Cause I would go to bed at three 30 or four. That's great. Yeah, it is. It's great. But then missing out on spending time with your family. It's great until you consider other people. And then you're not missing out on spending time with your family it's it's great

until you consider other people and then you're like yeah maybe i'm doing a disservice to my wife by not helping her out with her baby you know whatever i can't wait to figure out how selfish i am once i like start dating someone i'm sure it is unbelievable oh like but you don't really realize it until you're probably like i don't think you realize until you're married yeah you don't you don't realize when you're dating dating you Dating, you're just, it's an all-star, you know, all-star game. Yeah, you don't really have to care about the other person. You're like, oh, dating, three hours, we got this. Like, I will be amazing for three hours and I'll go home.

And then, yeah, go home and not throw trash away or do laundry, you know, and whatever. Right, like, I'm not recycling. You know, I'm just putting that right in the trash can. Yeah, this is still clean. Yeah, it'll be fine. But then, yeah, you realize how selfish you are when you get married and then you figure it out for like two after two or three years and then you have a kid and you realize it all over again like oh i did not really selfish yeah

and then like i think katherine and i are kind of to that point where we figured out again and you know if we ever have another kid's probably going to just – it's just a vicious cycle. Really? Yeah. Jeez. I mean I assume. It's just we as humans are selfish people. Yeah, you don't have to be taught how to be selfish and how to say gimme when you're one year old or whatever. It's just human natural. I think with me, it's my – I'm very selfish with my time or my energy, maybe more than my time and energy. I'm not necessarily selfish like – I don't know.

Like I guess I can be with my money and stuff. But like if Catherine wants me to do something for her, I'll do it. But then like maybe if she wants me to go out of my way or get up early or something, that's not convenient for me. That's what I'm like. Oh, I worked really late tonight. I need to sleep in or whatever. Something like that. And those are parts of my life that I don't even think about because I don't see, I don't

like nothing really inconveniences me because I'm only on my own schedule. Right. I only do things that I want to do. And the, the amazing and terrible thing about like attraction to other people is that opposites truly do attract. So like, are you sure I do in magnets? Absolutely. In people,

I guarantee you, like I, I will, I'm not every single person. Like I think, yes, there are obviously certain characteristics that you should share together. Like you should have your fun loving attitude.

Yeah. You should enjoy traveling or whatever, but loving attitude yeah you should enjoy traveling or whatever but let's say you do enjoy traveling i guarantee you and it doesn't have to be like super extreme but if you are very laid back and go with the flow your wife is going to be more type a yeah and not necessarily like your wife is most type a person you'll ever meet but that's a way you're gonna like balance each other out yeah or like yeah one person's more spun yeah spontaneous about xyz you're not you know whatever um i'm trying to think of other examples but there's lots of different things like that that i've noticed and it's like that's how it is with every one person's always on time one person's always late

and it like the late person it doesn't stress them out to be late i haven't been on time to something since probably 2008 oh your your wife is going to be late. I haven't been on time to something since probably 2008. Oh, your, your wife is going to be so punctual. Oh, I can't wait to meet her. She's going to hate you.

She's going to think you're so selfish for not getting there earlier with her. This is a lot of, a lot of predictions you're throwing out. I hope they all come true. I guarantee you. Okay. If you're listening right now and you have a significant other, I thought you were going to say, and if you'd like to marry Jake,

you have these qualities. No, no, no, no. I just want, I want to know if anybody out there who is married would disagree with, would disagree with anything that I'm saying, because I think there are, I'm not saying that every single thing is exactly right, but there's always one person who is the cleaner, more tidy person. And one person who is more like oh yeah i mean they're not necessarily messy all the time but they're just like not they don't mind like why is this piece of paper on the counter i don't know i just kept it there yeah it's like

that doesn't make sense that bothers me you know there's one there's one person like i don't know and just my experience and what i've observed how many times you've been married i've been married one time and it's it's ongoing cool but i know a lot of people that are married okay like my mom and dad there is one um and others yeah we'll see i guess yeah it's very interesting um dynamics baseball is finally back. Get in on Major League action and swing for the fences with BetMGM, the king of sportsbooks. Log in or sign up to play along as BetMGM brings the real-time action.

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I'll give you a little quote of the week, but this happened two months ago. But it just reminded me when we were talking about spending money and being irresponsible. I think I told you this story. Either way, the podcast hasn't heard it, but about two months ago, I'm shopping around looking for apartments and I get referred to one of my friends.

She's like, hey, sorry, were you looking for apartments and they get referred to like one of my friends she's like hey sorry we're looking for places uh my friend uh just bought a house and it's a two-bedroom he's looking for a roommate she's like you should call him and you know he's super cool guy whatever and so this guy knows i'm being referred to by a mutual friend it's not like we're just random strangers i call him we have a pretty quick but pretty good conversation only lasts about five ten minutes he short like quickly describes the home i I'm going to come by and look at it. He asked me a little bit who I am, what I do. I'm very short with him. I just, you know, I, I'm a videographer. I work for myself. You know, I don't really, you know, I think that was basically all I said. I'm a videographer. I work for myself. I didn't get into it much at all. And, uh, this

dude had the audacity to be like, Hey man. And it's like how I thought the conversation was over. Like, all right, man, it sounds good. I'll text you sometime next week whenever I'm free. He's like, yeah, man, it sounds good. But like one thing, um, if I'm just going to be honest, I'm, uh, I'm a little worried about your income. Um, I just don't know. I, I'm just a little worried about it, I guess.

I just want to say that I'm a little worried about your income. And so we can, we can talk about that more later. But yeah, feel free to come by next week. Just text me. We'll go from there. I was like, what? Like, what? This is not a thing you say to someone who you don't...

Does he own the house? Yes. Okay. I'm pretty sure he just bought it. And it wasn't like a thing I was offended because, oh, I make so much money if this dude only knew. It's not that at all. Because I pretty sure he just bought it. And it wasn't like a thing I was offended because, oh, I make so much money. If this dude only knew, it's not that at all. Because I don't make that much money.

But it's like, I don't know. It's like an adult questioning another adult's ability to be responsible with his money. Right. And a stranger, like somebody you don't know. I mean, it'd be like being, I just now thought it's an analogy, but I think it makes sense. It's like being in line behind a stranger in Walmart and be like, ooh, should you be buying that? It's like, what? This is my money.

These are my decisions. You don't get to dictate or even question me buying this. Yeah, on one hand, I totally, whenever I first heard this story, I was like, that's really funny and weird. But then the more I listen to Dave Ramsey, the more I hear like- Oh my gosh.

No, just the more I- Dave's got you. The more I hear people talk about how they are renters or they rent out their houses to people or they have investment properties and how it can be inconsistent with how people can provide for their or pay for their housing. So I'm not necessarily like I think it's I was offended with you because I know your personality. I know that you're just so exceedingly responsible. Like why would I say yes to something if I don't have money? But you'd be surprised how many people don't.

Really? I think, I mean, that's the whole idea of credit scores. That's why credit scores are a thing is because it's like, you want to prove to other people that you are like reliable and trustworthy with them giving you money. Something I've never understood in like,

it's starting to happen less in movies and more in like my real life is people being like oh yeah I can't pay off my credit card bill yet until I get paid or whatever. It's like real people are out there spending money they don't have. Oh man. That's crazy to me. You gotta listen to Dave Ramsey bro. I cannot believe that. You'd be so surprised some of the people People spend money before they have it?

That is so dumb. They'll call up and they'll be like yeah I have about $138,000 in student loan debt. Another $ another 45 000 in credit card debt but i really want a boat yeah and dave like this guy i think you would love him jake like he just rips into people you are making me feel more responsible about my money i thought i was just this no millennial no i think i think that you are you are responsible but you're probably not completely literate on everything financially. Oh, yeah, far from it. You know, and so, but I think you understand.

I mean, logically, yeah. Why would you spend money you don't have? Like, you don't, yeah. I have $5 to spend on dinner. I can't spend $6. Like, it's that simple. And people, credit card debt's the worst too like credit card interest rates can be like 30 percent if you can't pay it yes when it's due yes it's crazy so if you're out

there don't don't do credit cards or don't do debts on them at least i have credit cards through chase and pretty often i forget to pay when it's due yeah and. And they're pretty nice to me. Oh, really? Or just like on the internet. It's like, it was due last Friday, but your minimum payment is still just 25 bucks or whatever. Right. Well, they don't seem to mind too much. Do you do automatic payments?

No. I like go in and just like manually do it. I've learned. So I do automatic $25 just in case. Oh. But we just recently got a new credit card for Catherine. Kind of long story. We have this hacking system about the Southwest cards.

I think I've told you that. But we forgot to set up auto pay, and so it didn't pay one month on time. And so we got charged like $100 for a late fee. Oh, boy. And I called them up, and it was like a one-minute conversation. They just waived it. So if you ever get a late fee. Just call them.

Yeah, seriously. I mean, you probably can't do that every single month. Hey, it happened again. waived it so if they ever if you ever get a life fee just call them yeah seriously i mean you probably can't do that every single month but hey it happened again i was uh hey janice yeah i was like i'm not gonna lie to you sub actually it was good how was your lunch you know just talking like getting really close i thought you were allergic to mayonnaise you know now how's how's jason doing your nephew yeah he's got a birthday coming up yeah now is he is he still doing economics or is he thinking of switching over to finance uh i don't think i'll get to that point my love to margin the kids anyway yeah no hopefully you're not uh getting there but anyway sorry i didn't i didn't plan on talking about

dave ramsey for so a lot of finance talk. Yeah. We can switch it up. Here's something that I thought of recently. I know we've talked a lot about how you're married and I'm not. But something that came to mind just while we were talking about that, this didn't happen super recently. This probably happened a couple months ago. But I want to know if this is like a weird thing that I do or if you were like, oh, yeah, I've been there before too.

Okay. Here's the situation. Sitting in a Chick-fil-a yeah been yes so far yes so far yeah today I went to Chick-fil-a with my mom and my daughter just choked on some phlegm good to know you've been there yeah um I uh sitting in Chick-fil-a very uh attractive woman walks in immediately she has my interest oh sure within seven seconds, I've got a lot planned for our life. I'm like, oh, okay, Nike Tempo shorts. Good. She's athletic.

Okay. Not really wearing any makeup. Hair is in a ponytail. Good. I like that. She's confident. Yeah, down to earth. She's confident enough to go out in public like that. I love a girl like that. What's she ordering? Oh, salad. Okay, great. Health conscious. That's great. Don't mind that. You know, it's only been, I've known've known this girl you know existed on earth for about 10 seconds and i'm really falling for her and then some guy walks in just slightly behind her not jason and he has the

audacity to put his hand on my wife like what are you doing hey sir yeah yelled out of a sir that's my wife why don't you back up turns around huge hot you know three of us are really happy together now okay no but yeah i just had those situations we're great yeah things are looking up um oh i got hairs in my mouth hold on okay they're out um is that a normal thing do you feel like to have my entire life planned out with someone in seven seconds you think you have not been a single man in many moons so i don't think it's that on on the no i don't think it is it is not normal or it is not unnormal so it is normal no let me let me i am a i always was a hopeless romantic if you will what does that mean meaning like you have no hope not really what you're saying but like oh man like i just fell for this

girl kind of not always love at first sight but like just like oh i will just do everything for this girl i'll i'll do all the you know chick flick things in the world for her i'm gonna surprise her like yeah like a week into dating or whatever like right i'm gonna clean our car super original creative i don't know i'm gonna like go through her text and i feel like i'm just building my like talking myself up like oh man like i'm very intentional loving you know like never thinking about myself very servant servant hearted. No, but like hopeless romantic. Like I remember I had a crush on a girl that like literally I had not talked to yet at Kennecock and like thought she was amazing.

Like and was like like very like kind of what you're saying. Like, man, I had a little bit of life planned. She's she's she's great. Like, I think she's great she must be so sweet and i mean no offense to her at all she was very nice but like the more i got to know her the more i was like oh i'm not i'm i was attracted to her and then i got to know her and i was not as attracted and she became unattractive but as a hopeless romantic person you you just assume you know everything maybe that's what it is it's like very optimistic just giving people benefit of the doubt yeah like oh look how look how beautiful she

is look oh look at she smiled at that joke like she must really get that humor yeah uh you know and then you're just like i can't wait for her to meet my mom you know it's like well that's not like whoa whoa i haven't spoken to this girl yet yeah and it's funny because like i like with a lot of the girls that i dated growing up like i was kind of like that and then with katherine like katherine came out of the blue like i met her and like honestly didn't like think anything didn't think twice about it kind of met her in passing at canna cook as well and then went on a two four which is like you know the night off kind of thing and we were in a group of like 10 people and then i noticed her when i was like you know just at dinner with all these people and i was like oh snap like what where have you been you know yeah

whereas everybody else i always like was thinking i was you know i want to try to sit next to them i want to what are they thinking why didn't they not texting me? So, so probably the woman that you were supposed to marry was not at the register. She was like across the aisle at Chick-fil-A and you just didn't notice her. This is what I'm trying to say. The mom with three kids? You'd be surprised. Dang it. I spoke to her.

Old daddy Jake. I had no idea that was my wife. Coach of the softball team. Oh man. No. I can't wait to coach some teams. That'd be fun. No, i'm with you i i mean guys or girls anything i i'm so guilty of giving people the benefit of the doubt yeah no matter

what i'm sure they didn't mean it yeah or just assuming they had the best intentions about anything that's another thing that i do that katherine gets frustrated about sometimes like she'll come up to me and tell me the story about how she was frustrated with this you know whatever interaction she had with somebody at target they probably had a rough day i was like well like maybe they were just trying to like you know do x you know whatever and she's like maybe but you know she's just like that's not how i feel yeah she just wants me to be sympathetic and i i'm trying to give an answer and you know find a solution and find the silver lining or whatever. So I don't know.

There's all sorts of fun marriage tips for you that I can't wait to, you know, divulge as long as time goes on. I like that both of us are wearing colored shirts and shorts right now. We are starting the trend of, uh, yeah. Fancy on top, cash on bottom.

I went to top golf tonight. Did you really? I did. It was really fun. One of our friends, she organized a little Father's Day party for her husband and, coincidentally, also me because I'm a father. You are. It was really fun. And so I wore this golf polo kind of thing.

But I wore it with shorts and I was like, is this like crazy bad fashion? I don't know. Like, maybe. My wife didn't say anything about it. Okay, nice. Is this like crazy bad fashion? I don't know. Like I, maybe my wife didn't say anything about it. Okay. Nice. Then I feel like she usually would at least, you know, comment.

Is this that you're really going to wear that? Are you sure about this? Yeah. Just look kind of cock her head and be like, really? Um, but ever since I've been married, that's another thing.

I don't care about my fashion whatsoever. It's like, I want, why do I need to look good ever again? As you said before, I bagged my dough. I bagged my dough. Yeah,

exactly. I was a hunter and I bagged my dough. Um, so anyway, went to top golf. And so I was trying to look the part and like, you know, at least look like I know how to play golf.

I was very subpar and not in a good golf way. Yeah. Yes. Very above par par if you're talking golf terms when i went to uh new york i had a i guess not a meeting i just asked a guy to get lunch one of my friends up at whistle sports and i just did it not even to talk business but just like i really like this guy in new york we've been close and he kind of let me know as we got talking he's like hey just fyi like top golf is one of our newest clients there might be some opportunities to do some like hosting stuff i know there's one in kansas city i was like oh yeah absolutely whatever and then he texted me yesterday actually i was like hey man how's your golf game i was like

oh is this a test or whatever but i was honest with him i was like well let me put it this way i don't even own like a set of clubs like i don't even own it, you know. And he was like, all right. I forgot what he said then. I was like, but I go to Topgolf every now and then. I feel like I can put a whack on a ball. Oh, yeah. On a driver. And anyway, long story short, I don't even think he was going to hire me.

But the thing he wanted me to come and do, I'm going to be out of town for anyway. So it was all for nothing. But Topgolf is fun. We've been Topgolfing together, you you have a good swing really i think i was very i am so bad at golf though that like anytime anybody makes a solid contact with the driver it's like the coolest thing in the world to me thank you that makes you feel nice especially when it's like one of my friends not like a person that's clearly it's a golfer yeah credentialed in golf like you or peter or whatever like you guys guys just beat the snot out of the ball. Oh, it feels great.

Oh, that's so cool. I want to be able to do that. Yeah, the coordination is there. I think just the form, the lack of ever playing golf is what's not there. Right. Anyway, that lunch I had in New York, I haven't really talked about that to you or on the podcast or anything, but it was like, it was really like motivating lunch in a way. Cause he's a little older, he's married, he's got kids as well.

And, but he works in like the creator space and influencer. And he's like, so how are you doing? You know, used to be in front of the camera all the time and now you're just behind it. And I was like, honestly, it's totally fine. I don't even think about it. It's, you know, I, I feel super fulfilled with what I'm doing now. It's a lot of fun and he was like and now dang it this is gonna there's no way for me to say this now without sounding kind of arrogant but he was just like man i just think you're too talented not to be doing something in front of the camera yeah like he's like this is your time to just

throw crap at the wall he's like i can't do that i don't have the luxury of just trying out a bunch of different things because i kind of told him what i had going on i was like yeah i just started this podcast i'm trying to become a travel agent i'm trying to become this keynote speaker of all this stuff i didn't realize this was the last time you were in new york oh yeah this is like five weeks ago okay um oh yeah so i already felt like i told him enough things going on and that still like wasn't enough which was like motivating it's like and he was like yeah just like he and since then i haven't made like a single video so it's not really like i've well done anything you remember this conversation in there yeah and i've started to yeah just think through what that looks like and what i want to do and because yeah he's right like

why not that's what people said to me at cerner whenever i was thinking about leaving to go start my own thing is like you will not be able to do this i mean you could do this in five years it's gonna be so much harder but But yeah, it's true. Like if I had a steady job right now with my family, it'd be so hard to be like, I'm just going to do this and hope I can figure it out on the way. Yeah. You know, so.

That just reminded me of one video idea I had, though, that I should have done today because I was around my whole family. Dang it, I forgot about this. My idea was to to it's me like sitting in a room by myself uh hey guys so my friends have been telling me to do this for years and i've never taken them up on it uh but it's time this is why i should be on the bachelorette whatever and then you know less than 10 seconds into it my dad walks into the room hey what, what are you doing? I get real nervous Nothing, you know, whatever but then he like maybe picks up some notes or whatever that say like Bachelorette, you know talking points We're like, what is this? What are you making? And then it becomes my dad pitching me for the Bachelorette in my Bachelorette audition

And then I think the like the right hook or whatever the end of the video could be like then even my grandma comes into And like more and more of my family. What are you doing in here and then everyone like gets a piece of the pie very embarrassed yeah i'm just like jeez get this over with and i just feel like my dad could say funny things is your has your dad like like what was the dynamic growing up like with you banter back and forth because your dad is very funny like you are maybe not the exact same way but like we've seen or i've seen videos of him i've met him he's fun awesome and like did you guys joke a lot back and forth like i guess so we have such a similar sense of humor though that i don't know if i noticed it a ton okay even that oh oh brad's microphone has fallen on his stomach and he is he is don't worry baby we gotta bet he's done some nasty things to get

it back into place no uh so even that video that he made back in the day that kind of went viral right you know as soon as he's done filming that he like shows it to me whatever he's like you think that was funny and i was like yeah it's fine you know i don't even know if we think each other are necessarily super hilarious just because it's like we're very similar yeah and everyone in my family is funny i know we all just sorry this is not a good answer to your question but no it's okay i was just curious this is more of a friend conversation i think it's more something i noticed when we're like in groups or whatever i then you notice like oh my dad is the one making everyone laugh here they all see him as funny yes which i

think that's another thing that is going to happen with you and your wife. Oh, yeah. Meet with groups of three to eight. My sweet spot. Oh, no, no. Oh, yeah. No, no. No, I think that. Listen, when I met Melania, she was not in a group of three to eight. I cornered her. I said, you're beautiful.

You're amazing. You're incredible. OK. And I said, let's do this. She couldn't understand a word I said. But I gave her a bunch of money and we're amazing. You're incredible. Okay. And I said, let's do this. She couldn't understand a word I said, but I gave her a bunch of money and we're good. No, I think there's another thing that you're going to notice in your marriage or your pursuit is that you're, I mean, all these things obviously always have to make sense because one person has to be the louder one. Like you can't both by default be the louder one.'t both be the center of attention there's only one center right um but i've observed that with your parents like and i don't know them obviously

when i owe no i think you're gonna know though but i think yeah your dad is a lot more comfortable not not being the center of attention necessarily but being more talking in front of other people and your mom is so much more comfortable or just content just kind of sitting there and laughing with your you know at your dad sure yeah and so uh i i would assume that you're going to be similar like i think you always think that your wife is also going to just be a crack up i bet she is so bad i bet she is but i bet she's not going to be in the group dynamic i bet she's going to be quieter but you're going to be like no but like in secret like if you get to know this woman like she is hilarious but i don't think that you're both just going to be like you know making dance moves up together and

going crazy on a cruise which you've actually done with a friend before i didn't even like think about that going crazy on a cruise i don't think you're gonna go crazy on a cruise okay but if you do go to trump trump cruise lines okay the best cruise tom's done it tom cruise ever heard of him he was the top gun he had the need for speed uh anyway you've seen a lot of nice things about my wife this episode i appreciate it yeah i can't wait she appreciates it too i can't i can't wait to play this back uh as my best man speech to you like i'm not even going to say anything i'm just going to be like these are my predictions i'm gonna play them and i'm gonna say see like i'm gonna have like big old

eyebrows the whole time like see it's kind of like uh you follow gary v no you know that is gary vaynerchuk oh uh pretty popular like investor entrepreneur everything okay and like big like motivator keynote speaker a lot of times you've told me about him sometimes what he'll do on instagram which this is some of my favorite stuff he does like i remember when drake streamed with ninja playing fortnite like two Aprils ago. And it just put Twitch on the map, put Fortnite on the map, everything. The next day he goes on his Instagram. He's like, everyone's asking me, what do I think of this Twitch thing and everything?

You know what I think? Here's what I think. And it shot to a clip of him in like 2011 or something. And he's like, if you guys are smart right now, you will listen to me live streaming. Specifically, there's a website called Twitch. And you're going to want to get on this. And like, I don don't know he just like lays out that you'd be an idiot not to invest in this now and it's like dang what a move like the ultimate i told you so yeah he's like and so

he's he's pretty like i'm sure he has things that he gets wrong all the time but he's also like right a lot of the time too which is cool that is cool i need to start making more predictions i guess yeah let's start okay um i don't know if this is a prediction, but this is a business idea that I'm not smart enough to capitalize on. Let's do it. I think somebody down the road more, more or less soon we'll be able to, I think I even saw a commercial that was similar to what I had, but. Okay. I've just seen this business idea. I think it's a really good one.

No, no. I've had, that's the thing is I had the business idea like two years ago three years ago um it's basically like a marketplace or like being able to sell your battery life on your phone um so right now i've seen a like you can transfer battery life to another person's phone like with a cord or something you're maybe you have that now i think that the galaxy is starting to do that oh good for them um i know that they're always like one step ahead of apple with like the same time it's like no one wants a galaxy yeah that's cool but your phones break a lot yeah um but my idea is like make it a supply and demand thing so like let's say you're i always think of a royals game for somebody like say you're at a large sporting event okay and you have five percent and you're

at a royals game and there's obviously% and you're at a Royals game and there's obviously 30,000 other people there or this year maybe 5,000 other people there. There's somebody there that has 95% but there's a ton of people there that might have 95%. The price for 25% of their battery

is probably really low. Let's say you're somewhere else that doesn't have as many people. Ossawatomie, Kansas. You can set your own price and they can choose whether or not to buy your battery life from you but they have to be close to proximity to that's the thing that's the technology that like yeah i don't know how i don't know how to capitalize on that aspect of it i don't know how to do the technology but somebody out there is going to figure out a way to wirelessly transmit some kind of battery signal maybe poke a little hole in this

if they figure it out then they can just always be charged well i think if you're if there's a way somebody down the road if there's a way to wirelessly get battery from something else why does it have to be someone else's phone rather than just this like central exactly i know like resource that people just buy a set cost buy at a set cost you're right and maybe the answer is you know because we want to capitalize on this business idea so we're not going to let them do that other thing yeah i don't know no i think you're right that's that's fair but it wouldn't be a cool idea i just think the idea of being able to go from five percent to immediately fifty percent or something would be awesome.

When you don't have access to electricity. Right. That'd be awesome. Yeah. Funny you said that. Peter, Casey, and I talked about that. I mean, we were in an airport together when we just started KOF, right? 2014, 2015.

I was at like 100% and he was at zero. And I was like, dang, I wish we could just go lightning adapter to lightning adapter. Just give you. I was like, I would love to give you 50%. I don't need all this. Yeah. Yeah. I can live off 50%, man.

That's deep. We could get deep into that, you know. I wish there was just a way that I could take my 100% and give it to somebody who has 0%. And just live off 50%. That's Dave Ramsey, man. It's all coming back to Dave. Uncle Dave. This episode has been sponsored by Dave Ramsey, I guess.

Dave's a great guy. I go into debt all the time, but... Yeah, didn't Donald Trump set some record? He's like lost, or he's paid like billions of dollars in something. He had like a billion dollar like... Loss? Loss? Or taxes?

I don't know. Like the largest like difference like from year to year in like... In 12. In like income or something. I don't know. I don't read the news that much. He's still super rich. Yeah.

But I don't know. That's, that's all I know. That's, that's all I know about him. That is, that is all I know. In general. So yeah. You got anything else you want to talk about? Let's see. What is going on it is

it is june let's see if i have anything is june is june like the most forgotten month like i feel like no one talks about like a june tradition that they do every year like like may is always kind of exciting because it's that's when the summer solstice starts, June 22nd. Oh, okay. Besides that. Which I celebrate privately for. Like I feel like July is like, July is summer. July 4th, bomb pops, let's go.

The month of July is just like sun, you know, hot sun, summer. August, school starting. Yeah, no one thinks of anything like with June. The only thing I can think think of which you still might be right in los angeles maybe southern california in general they call it june gloom like june is notorious for just being a very gloomy month really so it's like a just a common thing that people talk about oh yeah june gloom okay so the one thing they're known for is like being not great yeah it might be the most forgotten month i'm not saying it's the worst month like it's been

a great june we've had a great june um in kansas but who has been your favorite june in history let's say at the same time one two three june carter yeah sure wow i'm glad we both knew that's the only one i can think of oh it's absolutely the only one i knew i was just was gonna say that oh yeah i love that you and you threw in the... Carter Cash? Yeah, the maiden name. Oh, of course. Big Johnny guy. We can end with this. I, on my way over here, found a thing on the internet. Okay, that's specific.

Only an office expert can finish six out of eight of these classic lines from the show. And I feel like we're going to have no problem. You haven't looked at it yet? No. Okay, but... I just feel like it's gonna have no problem you haven't looked at it yet no okay but i just feel like it's buzzfeed and oh every episode now maybe i'll just make fun of buzzfeed more if it's gonna be the late episodes i might struggle but those early episodes man i'm okay oh wow the first one's already so dumb okay can you finish this classic michael line i'm not superstitious but i am ready. Ready? One, two, three. A little stitious. Okay, easy.

How did Pam end this classic speech at the Dundies? So finally, I want to thank God because God gave me this Dundie and da da da da. I feel God in this Chili's tonight. Wow, look at us, word for word. I want to thank my kids. Uh, what's the second part of this classic Creed quote?

I could get a fish for a five cent worm you're paying way too much for worms man who's your worm guy yeah that's a great line that is a funny one who's your worm you're paying way too much for words man uh michael says i declare bankruptcy oscar says i just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen michael says oh what does he say i didn't say it i declared it yeah i'm guessing it doesn't actually show you the answer so i think we're nailing it maybe it says at the end um okay meredith i've had two men fight over me before usually it's about which one wants to hold the camera oh geez something like that oh boy oh like that. Oh, boy. Oh.

That's, yeah, good line. Ghostrunners after dark. What is it that Dwight always says? I love catching people in the act. That's why I always... Whip open doors. Swing open doors. Something like that. Whip open doors.

That's funny. I was just listening to that one today. I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors. Oh, here's one. I don't initially recognize. I kind of know what it's like to be in commercials this is kevin my nickname in high school was the kool-aid man oh nice he does that he does the face yeah i one of my friends in high school like i remember him watching that and dying laughing at that face really like i thought

it was fine funny but he thought it was the funniest thing um nathan kinney shout out and lastly oh we're already at the end so we're already seven out of seven yeah we are must be experts and lastly finish jim's line that made us all go ah it's him holding up the ring and it says got it dot dot dot dot dot and it thinks what is it like a week after we started dating, I think is the line. Holding up the engagement ring. He's like doing the talking head. Oh, sure. I got it.

Got it a week after we started dating. I think it's what the... Yeah, I think you're right. Oh, I can't see the answers. Yeah, got it a week after we started dating. Boom, nailed that one. We should have our own office trivia next week for each other. That could be kind of fun.

We should make it... Seasons one through five each other. That could be kind of fun. We should make it as... Seasons one through five. As obscure as possible. Okay. Wow. Everyone else, study up. Okay? Perfect.

Next week, we're going to come at you with some office trivia. I love it. Cool. Another episode. Six episodes down. A month and a half of Mondays. Oh, wait. Before we end, one last thing. thing we got to we haven't talked

about this we've gotten some actual not just reviews but or wait not just like rating reviews but like commentary reviews on our podcast okay on itunes i want to talk about them because that's so nice of you to do that um we're we have 28 ratings 27 are five star one is a three star that's okay that's okay they didn't realize it was out of five stars probably yeah but one we just got a few days ago don't know them at all but love them entertaining relatable hilarious really i can't believe that that's who's from uh the username is you're kidding do you know him no okay me neither i think it's i think it's a librarian though that uh checked me out the other day dude devil entendre uh yeah but i think i'm mainly surprised that someone found this podcast who doesn't know us like if

you're not coming here for my instagram account how are you getting here? Yeah. Tell us, Trish. If you're listening, how did you find us? Someone else said that we were funny, and someone else said Yabba Dabba Doo had me crying today at work. People are crying? I don't think we're that funny. Let's settle down here. Let's sell some tissues. We are mildly entertaining at best.

Man, yeah, really. I don't know if we said anything tonight that was funny. We were just talking. It was more just just like i'm just giving you marriage advice but maybe that's what i'll title this episode brad is married and jake is not that yeah that's your uh that's your way of trying to get online dating profile or something on it yeah the seo like i get singleness attached to my name when people google me yeah yeah i don't really like when people google me i mean it could be worse someone googled me the other day and i was like stop like i don't like what you're finding out i mean it's all good things but it's like i want you to find this out for me sure in person sure i don't want you to find out on the

internet now people are now people are going to google me it's nothing bad they're just like you're going to find my old youtube channel you're going to find the stuff from Tinder. Just go to page 6, third link down. It's amazing. I'm just kidding. You might want to go incognito mode for that one. Okay, we should stop. Thanks for the kind words. That's really cool. We appreciate every episode.

People DM me and love it so much, which is cool. The reason we do it is to be entertaining, but it's always cool to feel gratified by that. Absolutely. Thank you. We'll keep trying to brighten your days. entertaining but it's always cool to feel gratified by that so absolutely thank you we'll keep trying to brighten your days it is 11.15 Brad has got to go to bed

you said you're like median bedtime is 11.17 so I'm not brushing my teeth tonight call back thank you guys for listening Brad hit him with that famous jingle famous jingle yes ghost runners Thank you guys for listening. Brad, hit them with that famous... Jingle? Famous jingle, yes.

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