Ghostrunners - 96 - Twerk Fest
Episode Date: March 8, 2021In this episode, we learn that Brad has strong feelings towards Deja Vu, Jake meets a customer service cowboy, and Isaac joins briefly to talk about the time he was racially profiled at CVS. Become a ...Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Brad I saw a YouTube video this week always a good week when that happens sure this is a video
concept that I've seen before maybe you guys have seen it they go viral once every
three or four years it's like they're like cicadas in that way and that it's the the
concept is we took this homeless man off the street and gave him a makeover you seen these
sure yeah every now and then they pop up and uh they're all the same you know they take
this raggedy man who was living on the street you know knots in his hair a couple cicadas and
they they trim them up they make them look amazing you know shampoo can dish probably some old spice
trim them up that you know they trim his beard like he really does look amazing at the end of it
and just one time at the end of these videos i I just want, you know, when they say,
all right, Robert, you're all dappered up. You look amazing. How do you feel?
Just one time. I want him to answer still homeless.
Uh, Oh, Ooh, I, Ooh, I think this type beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts
and white meat to Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along, let's have
some fun and go ahead. Get your feet because it's the ghost
it's a good monday baby episode 96 96. 96 episodes with Jake and Brad.
Yeah, we're here, baby. We're here.
I was just thinking this past week. Oh, shoot. I don't remember exactly what it was about,
but it was just how inconsistent you and I have. Our lives are just so inconsistent as far as we
have no routine. We don't get up at the same time. We don't go to bed at the same time.
But yet 96 times in a row, 96 weeks in a row, we've recorded this podcast.
We've at least done this.
That's crazy.
That's cool.
It is.
And you know, like, yeah, just like our lives are not ones to have like huge habits.
I mean, you know, structure, right?
Like, yeah, I don't do anything else every week, you know, except for this, except for
this.
This happens every week, every week.
And you hug the missus.
Well, most weeks when she's in texas yeah yeah yeah so you
going to texas soon i feel like it's about time for you i was going to well i'm going halfway to
texas tomorrow oh that's my favorite country songs halfway to texas yeah you know uh it's about down
halfway to texas and back uh it's like it's like i've gone to hell and back i've gone halfway to
texas and back dude you look rough what happened what's going on over there well i've been halfway to texas
and you see that steer over there we took me to halfway to texas and back on rodeo day
do steers are what i don't know man i'm from the suburbs is that is that not what they say
i would i would go with bull if we're going gonna talk rodeo let's go bull probably okay okay sorry i'm trying to think of the difference between a bull and a steer i'm so
sorry my dad would know immediately i could get it if it was multiple choice i think steer hasn't
had children yet oh really it's definitely maybe true like steers a little like a virgin bull
yes vbs there's raging bulls and there's virgin bulls one of them's a movie okay one of them you don't want to google interesting um okay i looked up steer and it says guide or
control the movement of a vehicle vessel or aircraft so i was way off it's not even what
that makes no sense with what we were talking about um Okay. A male domestic bovine animal
that has been castrated
and is raised for beef.
Castrated.
So it's not...
Might have had them at some point.
It might have been recreationally
trying to be a bull,
but it's not trying to birth any calves with that.
Not at the professional level.
The Rocky Mountain oysters.
Okay.
So I was somewhat close.
Anyway, I've been to...
I'm going Texas and back halfway.
This past week has been crazy, man.
And for multiple reasons, one of them kind of seriously, my grandma had a stroke on Monday.
She's 95 years old and it looks like she's going to do okay and push past and everything,
which is great.
But just scary times.
Yeah.
And then on top of that, we've been watching, and I say we, it's more Catherine
than me, but our two and a half year old niece has been in town. Sloan, shout out Sloan. I'm
sure she's listening. Sloan dog millionaire. Sloan's been in town. And so we went from having
two kids to three kids essentially. And then one of those kids not being your kid. And so you have
no idea what's going on with her. And so, uh, all those things are good. You're, you're investing these like family emotional deposits though. Yes. Someday
you're going to get to cash those. I hope so. Yeah. Some nice dividends come, you know, spring
break and you and Catherine wouldn't go to Panama city. Cause I know you've talked about that. Oh,
come on. We can do it. This is the year, babe. I've had those thoughts. I mean, honestly,
like with my grandma getting older and this crazy stuff happening,
like,
uh,
you know,
all these things go through your head,
but then you also think about when you get older and how your kids are going
to take care of you.
And just before this,
actually at dinnertime,
uh,
we were kind of trying to hustle cause it was a one a night and everything
trying to go through.
And Hattie had a smoothie for dessert.
Ooh,
I know.
I mean,
Catherine just pulls out all the stops on a Wednesday,
you know,
um, I'm talking mixed berry
Sunflower seeds in there
How'd that get in there huh?
Spinach? Mom?
What is this?
I don't know
I've never seen this before
The green smoothies
Anyway and we thought like hey
Sloane's two and a half so she needs a lid on hers
She's almost four she's good She's a lid on hers. Hattie's, she's almost four.
She's good.
She's a lidless girl.
Oh my gosh.
She spilled it.
You could not imagine how badly she spilled this like purplish greenish smoothie all over
the kitchen.
And I bet it took Catherine.
I didn't help.
In the kitchen.
I was thinking like, surely this was a car where there was like movements.
No, thank goodness.
Where there was steering.
I think she was just pulling it down from the counter to put it, put it by her stomach,
you know, cause she has a straw, whatever.
Uh, I mean, it took Catherine at least 15 minutes to clean all this up.
And I said out loud, I was like, I was like, Catherine, someday you're going to spill a
smoothie cause you're really old and Kath or how he's going to clean it up for you.
What did she think of that?
She kind of, she, she actually liked it.
I think.
Oh really?
Yeah.
She was in a pretty good mood.
Like all things can, I mean, as good of a mood as you can be when your kids got smoothie everywhere i mean everywhere oh brad we
got smoothie floored you couldn't imagine how much it was just everywhere so and that doesn't happen
to us very often how he's pretty careful so anyway all i have to say we're gonna go down to texas
this weekend for uh birthday party but all these things different all these different things changed
for katherine's family for my family so i'm still going to take Sloan back and we're going to be a two kid family
again. Um, but man, yeah, it's been crazy. Hattie and Sloan. It's like, it's the funniest thing. I
guess maybe it's probably how you and Steve were, I don't know, back in the day, like you guys are
close enough in age where it's like they're best friends and then they hate each other. Like it was
like, like, like I'd never seen Hattie be physical with anybody.
And she was like throwing down on Sloan a few times.
Oh,
I don't know.
Where does this come from?
I don't want to see this version of how I know it was like,
like,
and I don't know,
you know,
you always assume like your kids,
the best,
you know,
slow probably provoked her.
I don't,
I don't know.
I didn't see anything happen,
but anyway,
so it was just exhausting for Catherine.
Um,
how's Hattie doing
developmentally she tall for age i don't think so no because sloan's two and a half and somebody
the other day at the park asked katherine if they were twins so i think she's a little short
on the short end good for sloan yeah maybe maybe who knows maybe sloan's just a freak giant could
be i don't think so um developmentally yeah physically i don't think she's there she kind
of gallops when she runs like she doesn't notice the gallop yeah and i don't know if that's like a playful jaunt
it's like a true gallop like puppies they kind of do the same thing it's very like you're scared
their legs aren't going to be underneath them the next like step they take but they are their legs
do catch them at the last second i'm like yeah i don't know if she's going to be an athlete
catherine maybe more of a scrapbooker. Maybe more. It seems that way.
So, yeah, intellectually, she can talk your ear off.
Took us.
I mean, she has sentences that are 30 words long, but she's not one to, you don't throw
the ball with her and expect her to catch it.
No.
You teach her how to say ball on four different languages.
Yeah.
That's how you play catch with her.
Hey, shout out Sam Seavers.
Okay.
I heard that Hattie was a
book reader and
gave us some books.
He's the children's pastor at our church that listens
to the podcast.
Tiene el libros?
Si, el libro de la Biblia.
Bueno.
How do you say praise?
I don't remember. Gracias a Dios.
Thank the Lord.
Gracias a Dios. Does ad Lord. Gracias a Dios.
Does a Dios mean Lord to you?
Ah, it means at or to Dios.
Oh my gosh.
This is a confusing language.
Yeah.
Holy cow.
Yeah.
Adios.
Adios.
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
Adios mio.
You ever heard that?
Adios mio. Oh, thank adios mio oh thank you yeah oh my gosh
adios mio anyway so maybe we'll just instead of what a quinky dink we'll do adios mio that does
sound fun okay let me check my notes i have a i don't think i have a quinky dink this this week
dang next time though adios mio anyway um yeah things are going well though i've
been so busy this is the first week i think ever in 96 episodes where i haven't listened to last
weeks or this like last episode yet really haven't been driving or what i i think i've just been like
being productive while i'm driving even like i just haven't i've been making phone calls in pr yeah
doing a lot of npr you know um so yeah i just haven't listened to it yet which is weird to me
so i don't know what i said last week so i think it sounded great thank you people really like the
episode yeah a lot of youtube comments really a lot of youtube comments a lot of youtube views
good i think they want to see the new studio which by the way the new studio is not like fully done
yet so we got some comments about
some blank space behind us. There's
new things coming, but we wanted to at least
get it popping for now.
We doing it. We're getting it popping.
What's going on? What's going on with you?
Dude, good week.
As the famous band Services
once said,
feeling good. It's been a great
week. I haven't slept much but i thought it was all the
words that song i've seen all the words the chorus yeah recite a lot of it i'm surprised i was like
that's a good parenting move yeah have your daughter know the words to that but yeah i haven't
slept much but it's been a very productive week and i've just been very like happy with the things
i have been working on like i've done two podcasts with trey already this week one normal one one
just like one just a half in the back pocket okay
if we start traveling dlg yes okay yeah just like so we tried to you know no current events no like
seasonal things like nothing just like try to do a podcast without talking about the current time
place you're in wasn't that easy i was gonna say what what uh what all did you talk about then i
mean just like general like just what do you think about pizza a lot of that
okay okay okay my turn my turn hey pepperoni dang it i was gonna ask you about pepperoni okay okay
okay okay hear me out hear me out sausage sure sure yeah yeah give me the sausage okay but what
about this what about this marinara sauce it's good okay yes okay 55 more minutes of this yeah
no it's actually pretty good um i guess that's kind of my point when i'm saying like everything i've done this week i've been like wow that was like
yeah better than normal for me right and so i think that's the key don't sleep as much and
you're just more alert maybe so nature's adderall maybe or something and uh yeah did those two
podcasts started my own this week on patreon yeah just jake just kind of went for it i hadn't didn't
put a lot of thought into it but while the studio is in the basement might as well take advantage of this so a new thing i'm doing every
tuesday on patreon uh for any of the patrons you don't have to be a certain tier five bucks a month
because you uh just a like 15 minute episode with just jake just jake just jake um with uh just even
more life updates yeah even more like behind the scenes first episode told a dating story which
people liked yeah which that once i said out loud have you listened to it yet yeah oh yeah okay i was
like immediately that probably should have been a bit on the podcast i can't remember what it is
now lebron she called oh yeah lebron jacks i was like dang it that was that's too good i i can't
keep up with myself let's pretend it's the first time yeah i haven't heard this before
that was funny yeah that's a true story um listen to yeah
listen just shake know what i'm talking about um while i'm thinking about that real quick shout out
lexi and heatherly for legitimately solid stand-up comedy advice did you see their comments yeah i
don't remember what lexi's was i remember heatherly's being good though there were i mean
several baxter had a good oh yeah yeah he was in there there were so many good comments uh but you see i want to shout them all out individually because
um i'm like this like tomorrow i fly to connecticut and i'm gonna use some of the things
they said really so thanks oh was lexi the one that had just like additional lines no that was
there were some good funny ones in there too i thought yeah yeah so we got funny patrons that's
you that's um
the moral of the story but yeah just a good productive week um just feel like i've been
doing stuff constantly i didn't have breakfast or for breakfast they had a mike's hard lemonade
so that's a good way to start the day um i i was running late and just got to trey's house and we
were shooting a brand deal for mike's hard lemonade and part of the like uh like we'd have
like a bts uh once a week of a video shooting so
today for like the skit we were doing was how um i had this concept to be like so trey for the most
are pretty good boss but there are times where he gets well let's just say he takes his brand
deals very seriously okay and then trey is on there and it's like very office style it's kind
of fun i need to show one of them to you sometime i think i watched he put one on youtube that's
right he did publicize one like yeah i'm not trying to
well i don't know butter my biscuit no almost the opposite i don't want to offend you but that was
like one of my favorite videos i've seen from trey like in a long time oh cool i loved it like
yeah i loved like i i love trey in so many ways and i love all the videos you guys do but it was
fun to watch one where he was like just genuinely trey like he wasn't he wasn't in character i mean like you were filming him in
character but then you guys were talking about like yeah okay i'm just gonna say this now it
was like it was just fun to watch how the sausage was made yeah what about sausage on pizza um
yeah anyway it was just really at first so like the first part of that video he posted on youtube
trey kennedy studios check it out um was like that office kind of spoof.
And I was like, okay, so even the behind the scenes is like not really behind the scenes.
We just did that to open it up a little bit.
But then I saw like, okay, it's not all like that.
So it was a great combination.
Cool.
Thanks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think we're doing some pretty cool stuff over there for the do less guests.
So anyway, part of our sketch today was that Trey, you know, he takes his brand deal seriously.
He wants even his videographer to be very familiar with the product.
So he's had me awake all night last night,
trying them all out.
And then it's like a hard cut to like me just stumbling in the door.
Sorry,
like,
you know,
just hung over and whatever.
So I,
I legitimately had an entire Mike's hard lemonade.
That's seltzer for breakfast.
Seltzer.
Oh yeah.
That makes it worse for some reason,
dude. It was actually like, they're not a sponsor, obviously of us, but it was phenomenal. Best seltzer for breakfast seltzer oh yeah that makes it worse for some reason dude it was actually like they're not a sponsor obviously of us but it was phenomenal best seltzer i've ever
had mike's hard lemonade okay yeah seltzer really see i don't i don't have i've never had a mike's
hard lemonade in my life i've never had the normal lemonade yeah but but the seltzer's all right i've
had some seltzers and this one was like definitely the best cool um so there's something um it's kind
of crazy how every single person is doing seltzer like
alcoholic seltzer now and it was like why didn't we see this coming yeah like like whenever LaCroix
was getting big I was like how's how have people not made an alcoholic version of this yet and
then all of a sudden like somebody does and then like everyone does like Coors Light has a seltzer
now yeah it's like everybody does it Michelob Ultra seltzer right yeah it's like everybody does it michelob ultra seltzer right yeah everyone's
got it it's kind of crazy i don't know i don't know why it took people so long like i feel like
market research was there so quickly because now everyone's realizing i think even the even like
the broest of bros are starting to put their pride down and being like wow this tastes better than
just a bud light like i really really like the taste of this at least somewhat i think it's i
think i've only had one of those in my life too i think i've had a white claw once and i didn't like it learned fun fact today i
learned mike's hard lemonade owns white claw oh really so their main competitor is not white claw
it's truly okay truly truly i say to you let's take them down yeah good good thanks um so yeah
mike's hard for breakfast no dinner well you just saw me have dinner it was
frosted mini wheats dude frosted mini wheats are nice it's been a weird day yeah or just like busy
day doing stuff isaac and i had some chicken and pickle games as soon as we got home we got after
some dishes yeah some chores some vacuuming then i showered and now we're here so i've had like no
time to use this vacuuming i know vacuuming isaac did some dishes that's nice of you because you're
like you're not gonna enjoy that vacuuming like you because you're like, you're not going to enjoy that vacuuming. Like you're leaving tomorrow.
You're going to be like,
dust bunnies are going to get there by the time I'm back.
I'm always talking about the dust bunnies.
Yeah, you are.
You're always worried about the bunnies.
I'm always, always talking about the DPs.
Wow.
Whose idea was it to vacuum and do all this?
Or was it just like, hey,
it's Wednesday after chicken and pickle.
It's time to do this.
We got home and, oh yeah, let's put Harrison on blast real quick. We got home and it just smelled. Harrison Wednesday after chicken and pickle. It's time to do this. We got home and, oh yeah,
let's put Harrison on blast real quick.
We got home.
We just smelled.
Harrison's not here right now.
She's like,
Isaac's here.
I am in the audience.
Hello,
Isaac.
What up?
Smelled bad.
We got home and it smelled awful.
And I'm like,
is that the sink?
Cause our dishes were overflowing a lot.
It was time.
And you know,
I was like,
I don't think that would be the sink.
And I'm like,
yeah,
yeah,
it probably wouldn't be like, what could we possibly have in there? It smelled that bad. So I'm like looking around. And then i was like i don't think that would be the sink and i'm like yeah yeah it probably
wouldn't be like what could we possibly have in there it smelled that bad so i'm like looking
around and then i was like either way let's just let's knock out these dishes isaac kind of takes
the lead on that whatever and i'm thinking like oh man i meant to run uh yolanda or roomba before
we left for chicken pickle forgot yeah oh well i'll just manually vacuum right now and then in
the process isaac goes oh, I found it. Oh,
this is what smells so bad.
Harrison's moldy eggs.
Oh,
what?
What?
Actually moldy,
actually moldy eggs.
Green in the pan.
What?
And not the fun green eggs and ham.
Wait,
when the green eggs and pan.
Oh,
so he made eggs,
made eggs in a pan,
threw it in the sink.
How long ago? How how long it molded up
that quick we're talking 48 72 hours a few days ago you guys you guys let that thing sit there
i mean it's not your responsibility but i honestly i don't think i knew that it was in there not that
i would have done anything right either way but it didn't smell until today and oh did it smell
it smelled a lot i for breeze i did a couple laps around the living room for breeze.
I turned the ceiling fan on, opened the front door.
I gave him a con for it.
Don't worry.
100%.
Gave him two cons today, actually.
It's not a good day for Harrison.
What else did he get?
Last night, he was trying to open a bottle of wine.
Okay.
And.
Look at you guys.
Just really lifestyle change with Isaac here.
Well, about, okay, I need to go backtrack a little bit.
About a month
ago when i was still showering in their shower one time i get in there and there's just like an
empty coors light can in the shower and so i gave harrison you know harrison just had a little beer
shower shower beer that's what they're called sure beer shower i think is something you do when
you're a freshman and you get hazed yeah um shower beer but he left his can in there so i gave him a
con just like this funny joke like leaves an open can of beer in the shower that he shares with a minor being isaac and so last night he we don't have a corkscrew
at our house you know seltzers only we don't sure yeah you're not that fancy and so he's like oh i
know what i'll do so he goes and gets isaac's drill and like a screw and tries to screw into
the cork and then just like yank it out and like that definitely doesn't work and then i had the
thought this morning um i saw the bottle of wine still in this room and so i gave him a con that said tried to open a bottle
of wine with a drill that belongs to a minor so i just gotta keep that going anytime alcohol and
isaac are involved he's getting a con for it yeah you can't you can't like use a minor's accessories
in order to do something with alcohol like like if isaac's hand would have opened that beer can like that's a that's pretty much isaac should get arrested for that so wait what happened
with the just like split the uh the cork or whatever he just said he i think he drilled
in fine he just couldn't yank it out it just couldn't it couldn't grip well enough uh yeah
i haven't seen harry do too much with power tools but i would like to like to watch it i'm sure he's
about about on par with me yeah yeah that's true i haven't really seen you too much too much either but
and then yeah i gave him a con for the moldy eggs and he hasn't been home yet so he doesn't know
that we know how moldy he's got is this code for something or is this what do you guys mean
moldy eggs oh that's wild that's too bad i don't know what i would be like as a roommate
these days you know because i'm just i've've been married so long, so long, so long, dude, like seven years.
It's kind of crazy.
Uh, but I, I would, I would imagine that I would not do that.
I think I would be a good roommate in that sense.
I definitely would probably leave like eggs, leave plates and silverware and stuff in the
sink every once in a while, but not,
not for that long and not anything,
anything with eggs and stuff like Catherine sometimes lets it soak after
breakfast.
A lot of times she's in a hurry or whatever,
worrying about the kids,
whatever.
But I,
I always like wash it right away.
It bothers me if it's soaking and stuff.
So let me ask you this.
Let's say hypothetically you were a roommate.
Is this something you would do?
No.
You're just already tell.
Is this something you would do?
You're laying on the lounge chair in the living room.
You're laying on it.
Oh, okay.
The couch, the L shape.
No.
What is that thing?
The yellow?
No, the blue.
That's a couch.
Is that just a couch?
The one that's a couch is that just a couch the the one that's a couch i thought it was like um i knew it was wrong i knew it was wrong but i couldn't think of the
right word i was just trying to get on with the story jake doesn't make furniture for a living
like we do so he doesn't know the difference it would take a woodworker to know yeah it's like
the chair that holds like three four people you know it's like a rectangle really long chair scott has like a performance version of it yes yeah there's often
a couple pillows on each side right i wish there was a word for that yeah i'll just go with long
chair for now okay let me start over laying on the chair i was like how how okay okay okay man i
should get more sleep okay no i would no matter it wouldn't have
no amount of sleep could have let me know to call that a couch right there so it's just a
jake mistake okay um my jake miss jake okay brad would you do this as your mate you're lying on
the couch yeah after your roommates kind of convinced you dude one more episode you got
to watch one more episode with you you say okay okay let's watch one more about isaac's already cracking up he knows about two minutes about two minutes into that
next episode you take off both your socks okay you roll them up together you then place them
under the couch and then without a word you stand walk to your room, never to be seen again for the rest of the night and go to bed.
Would you do that as a roommate?
Wait, wait, wait.
Like I literally like immediately after putting the socks under the couch or long chair.
I would say, I mean, not more than 30 seconds after socks under the long chair.
I don't know if it was immediate.
What a freak!
I think that's my disbelief.
No, I have no idea why like,
Oh,
he'll be back.
He's not going to sleep.
Like he just took his socks off.
Yeah.
And just put them under the couch.
He'll be back.
Dude.
Do you guys like that?
Similar thing happened with you and Greg,
where he would like leave every once in a while without saying anything to you.
People just like people just,
do you elicit that in people of like,
yeah,
you don't have to don't,
don't say a word to us.
We don't care about you.
Oh,
you live with Jake and Isaac.
Don't say bye.
Yeah.
Just go,
go to sleep, go to your girlfriend's house. Don't say bye. Yeah. Just go, go to sleep,
go to your girlfriend's house.
Don't say anything to him.
Yeah.
Harrison did that a few times when I would come over here and watch football
with you guys.
You'd be like,
where'd he go?
And you're like,
yeah,
he just does that.
Sometimes he kind of disappears for a few hours.
We don't see him,
which I understand.
Like you don't have to tell people everything,
but I guess it's just in my nature to always be like,
Hey,
I'm leaving.
I'll see you guys later.
You know,
whatever.
Isaac and I tell each other probably too much much we tell each other everywhere we're going yeah
yeah so anyway just in case you want like i probably would say it more for like you want
to come with me like what are you doing right now isaac text me if i need anything from walgreens
today yeah i would never need anything from walgreens but it was nice to know that he could
still get me something from walgreens wait can we tell can we tell the story about walgreens real
quick have we not told that before the the hoodie pocket i don't think we have on the podcast You could still get me something from Walgreens. Wait, can we tell the story about Walgreens real quick?
Have we not told that before?
The hoodie pocket?
I don't think we have on the podcast.
Really?
Have we?
No, maybe I just told it on... Guys, no, I think I just told it on Duelist's guest.
So never mind.
Isaac, come on down.
Watch out for the stuff.
This is a great story.
It's a great story.
Here it comes.
Walgreens boy.
Well, I will say it was cvs but same thing
okay it's a long couch it's a long couch all right thanks for trying though all right um
yeah the other day so i make these these custom spotify plaques and villagewoodworks.com
villagewoodworks on instagram anyway um i I make these customs modify plaques.
And every time I print off album pictures for the plaques, they're like eight by eight
album pictures.
And I just send them to CVS and pick them up there.
So the other day, this is kind of shortly after Jake and I had moved into this this
new area of town, my first time being at the CVS.
But I'm in my work clothes.
I'm in sweatpants that
have paint all over them and a hoodie that has paint all over it not looking your best not
looking my best my hair is kind of everywhere I've been working all day um anyway I walk into
the CVS this this older lady at the front desk like can I help you with anything and I was like
you know what actually yeah I'm here to pick up some pictures um and she's like oh yeah what's uh
what's the name for and i was like uh mcdonald last name is mcdonald and she starts walking
towards the pictures and then like comes to an immediate stop all of a sudden it's like whoa
what do you have a gun on you and i was like what she's like do you have a gun on you and i was like
uh my hand was in my hoodie like holding my keys playing around my keys and so i, my hand was in my hoodie, like holding my keys, playing around my keys.
And so I take my hand out of my hoodie with my keys.
I'm like, no, I got keys though.
And like shake my keys around.
She's like, I was, I thought you had a gun because I saw all those pictures that you were printing off.
I saw the pictures that you were printing off.
This is the best part and i printed off three
pictures of like old school rap album art like notorious notorious big is on the front of an
album cover that i printed off like nos is on another and then like 50 cent or something some
some other rapper but it was just like this older white lady just completely like profiling
the picture me and the pictures that i was printing off thinking that i would have a gun
you listen to rap music yeah it was fun because it was it was like after the fact that she had
asked me that that i had a gun she's like well i said that because i said that because i saw the
pictures that you printed out i mean i saw those
were rap songs and they're talking about guns in those songs so you must have you might have had a
gun she's trying to be like can you blame me and you're like yeah yeah it's a really judgmental
thing to do she was fully expecting that response i mean who hasn't done what i just did huh you
see a notorious big you assume you bring a gun to the CBS, right? You're like, no, no, you're insane.
Yeah, that was it caught me off guard.
I was like, whoa, no, I've got keys.
And it was funny.
I thought about that a lot the rest of the day.
I think that was the first thing I said when I got home to you.
I was like, walked up to your room.
I was like, dude, guess what just happened to CBS?
It was it was weird.
Anyway, there's the, uh,
Walgreens story.
Yeah,
that's a good story.
CVS.
So thank you guys.
Thanks guys.
Thank you.
I love it.
Isaac's like the nicest,
kindest guy you'll ever meet.
Even like the way you probably talked to that lady when she asked,
can I help you find anything?
And you're like,
yes,
may I please,
you know,
I'm here to pick up the,
like,
like the way he
responded then for her to still like accuse him like now i know you're just really polite right
there but maybe you're gonna pull a gun on me and rob me for 18 dollars worth of pictures just be
honest with me let's cut to the chase is it a nine millimeter i know it's a gun i'm just worried
which type yeah that's funny yeah there's no part of that story where isaac was probably like you know
what i probably shouldn't have sprinted in there with a bandana over my face that probably gave
her you know it's like i just walked in normally and she thought i had a gun um earlier this week
mclean's mondays isaac harrison and i thanks for coming by the way hey i'll be there sometime
i that is one thing like i think that i respect and love about you. And I think you
would say the same about me is that we're like very good at like, when we say we're going to
be somewhere, we're there. Yeah. You haven't once committed yet. No, no, no. Like you're always just
like, maybe, maybe I'll be there maybe this week. And so I, anytime you say, maybe I'm just like,
he's not coming. Cause if he said he was coming, he'll be there. Um, anyway, but we've had fun. Uh, I got a call or it was a text first. And then I called
her, um, of an order, uh, for a dog kennel. So if you guys don't know, I advertise dog kennels,
but actually Isaac is the one that makes them. Um, and so, uh, I get orders and then I'll
basically, what's the word outsource them to him. And so this woman called me and I've been starting
to deliver and ship and
everything,
my stuff.
So if you're not local,
but you still want to order something from me,
holler.
Um,
but this woman calls me,
I think I'm just getting really good SEO right now with Google.
And so this woman calls me from New Jersey and her name is Mary.
And she was awesome.
Perfect.
Yeah.
That's a perfect Jersey name.
Mary.
Yeah.
Probably married to Santos.
No,
I don't know.
Actually I can figure out her name.'s like mary or something like that why am i telling her
yeah no i don't think we need to it's like mary de santos huh oh gosh edit it out um so anyway
it's like mary de santos or something like that um but anyway she calls me it was just like the
most like like just, like Northeastern
versus Midwestern conversation.
Like, like she was very kind at first, but it's just the way they ask and the way they
talk about, like the way they ask you questions is so funny.
So first, first show me a normal Midwestern, a potential table buyer.
How does that go?
Hey, yeah.
I saw your, you know, whatever.
I saw your pictures online.
I was just curious how much this would cost.
Oh, it costs this much.
Okay.
And turnaround time on that.
Do you have an idea?
Okay.
And so how do I, like, do I just place an order through you like electronically?
What's next steps in this?
So the first part of this conversation goes pretty similarly with Mary, but she has this
great accent.
I can't, I can't remember exactly how it was, but she's, she's talking to me and she's like, now, how big is that thing?
How, how big are those? I was like, okay, so the standard size is this. Okay. Yeah. That's
probably what I want. Um, I was like, no, just making sure this is big enough for you. Like,
what kind of dogs do you have? I got three dogs, but, uh, one of them just has to be by himself,
you know, like just like classic, like can't, can't stand the other dogs.
So anyway, we're talking, everything's going well.
And it just, just like the tone that they have is just so different.
Like she's like, now how do I order this thing?
What do you, do I go through your website or do I, do I, what do I do?
And I have, I have no doubt that she was being like very genuinely kind,
but just the way she
like said it, I was like scared of her. Like they're different up there. Well, I'll just,
I'll, I'll, I'll send you an invoice. Do you have an email? And if that's not easy,
then I will find an easier way. I'm sorry, Mary. Well, and then what I did was I sent her an
invoice thinking that was the dimensions we agreed upon. And she's like, what is this all about? You
know, she's like, that's not the right size. That's not the right size. I want, I want this,
you know,
she called me back and I was like,
okay,
no problem.
We can change that.
Sorry,
Mr.
Santos.
Uh,
so anyway,
ordering,
ordering and shipping a kennel up to New Jersey,
Jersey city,
I think is where it is.
So take me down to the Jersey city where the dog kennels big.
And there's only one dog and I'm take me home.
Not over Mary. What'd you say hold on over this thing anyway
so anyway that was that was fun so first first dog kennel going going out of state nice somewhere
besides missouri i was gonna recently talked about that i wanted to get like a nice i think
isaac might actually end up making it for me sorry you just got to be um my roommate and or just have
a cnc machine closer than closer than Isaac has to mine.
If you have one in my room, then we could we could talk like an outline of the United
States contiguous 48.
And I want to start putting like pins or some sort of like memento of all the places I perform
stand up comedy.
I like to be fun.
And I was like, I might try to do the same thing with like pieces like just spot on a
flax candle.
It's just like pieces of my that's cool wood that have just, you know, are all over the
country.
Wow. OK, I like this. So Jersey, add it to the list put it on there jersey city jersey city this thing anyway that's great mary mclean's monday so we're getting i feel like i'm like
almost to the point where like maybe i'm friends with the owner like i was thinking about today
about chick-fil-a it is so crazy how much Chick-fil-A we got for free.
It was just crazy.
The concept that we got free Chick-fil-A pretty much carte blanche for a year.
Yeah.
It was ridiculous.
And so I don't truly think I'm an entitled person,
but then again,
I kind of read like reevaluate my actions with this McLean thing.
I'm like,
I've been to McLean's probably like 20 times in the last couple months and i haven't gotten anything for free yet why am i not getting
everything for free by giving them no reason to give it free like he's gonna keep coming to
painful price sure why should we give it to him for free like i'm just like what and so the other
day when i was there i really like their cups that they give out for their water it's just
a plastic cup this is such a brad thing i know well this is like genuinely like I was like, I want to buy one of these cups.
And so I asked the owner, I was like, how much one of these cups cost?
He goes, you can just take it.
I was like, we're in baby.
Slippery slope.
Catherine.
Yeah.
We're having it, baby.
So free cup, free cup of McClane.
That's exciting.
Who knows?
Maybe next time they'll just be like, oh, since you have the cup, go ahead and we'll
put the coffee in there for free.
Take a latte.
So anyway, it's just so
funny. Like truly, I'm not like
in my head at least thinking,
oh, I should get this for free. I don't know. But then
again, I kind of reevaluate and I'm like, this
is weird that they don't love me
already. I like that you got the cup though. You give
a mouse a cookie. That's right. It's a penny
earned. That's right. That's how the phrase goes.
Hey, Penny. I think what you start doing is when
you're at the counter, you know, you're there, you're
going to pay.
All right.
I'll take a, what are those biscuits?
A butter, butter biscuit.
Oh, butter rolls.
I'll take a butter roll and a, uh, you know, Americano.
Oh, how much is it?
Oh, that's more than messenger coffee.
Okay.
Sorry.
No, no, no.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
It's fine.
It's fine.
You just start slipping in competitors.
Right.
And like, oh, oh, so you guys don't have, oh, okay.
Actually, you know what i'm just
i'm just gonna go down the street actually black dog nope never mind yeah yeah yeah just let them
know that you you know other places to get stuff i just i well i don't truly wish this because i
don't want to be that much of a cheapskate but like i wish i were a little more bold in my life
like what was oh isaac yester or on monday whenever we were at mclean's was like man i
could really go for another latte and i was like what if you just went up and asked like, Hey, can I just get
another latte? That's the thing from that like book or a projection, like, Hey, I need a refill
on my burger. Yeah. Like what? Well, I'm all, I'm all out of my burger. Yeah. I need a refill.
Like they'd probably say no, but if you find the right person, like they might be like,
and I asked Harrison about that. I was like at Chick-fil-A, like, have you ever had anybody ask?
He's like, I think he didn't, he didn't really have a very concrete answer, but he was like,
I mean, it would depend on the kind of person, the way they asked.
And I was like, okay, that sounds like there's a possibility there.
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because it happened in Phoenix when we were all down there is kind of a fun story that
somewhat involves you, Brad. Okay. So the crux of this story is two words okay i'm not going to tell you the two words
until the very end okay but we're all sitting around in the hot tub on the very first night
and luke and scott are kind of sharing different stories they both grew up in uh aletha sure
different high school stories you know a little bit of an age gap but you know they know similar
people and luke is telling us this story about kind of this like crazy night of high school.
He had a little bit.
Okay.
Luke being Aaron Boleyn's sister's boyfriend.
Yeah.
And he says, yeah, I went to this one thing one time.
It was blank, blank.
It was like pretty crazy.
And I only stayed for about 15 minutes.
I had to get out of there.
Brad was there.
I think Brad stayed the whole time.
And I go, oh, baby.
All right.
Luke says this?
Yes.
Okay. Keep going. So then I'm like like i cannot wait to bring this up to brad so for two whole days i've been there i'm thinking that you've
been to blank blank and i'm just like thinking like man i can't wait to talk to brad about this
this is gonna be awesome okay well then two days passes and we meet this guy at uh the pickleball
tournament he's from olathe he now
lives in salt lake city but he also drove down to phoenix for the pickleball tournament and his name
is brad and i'm starting a piece together that oh they're friends oh he's from olathe they grew up
together so then i asked luke i'm like wait is that the brad from the story in the hot tub
and he goes oh yeah did you think i met brad ellis i was like dang he's like oh no no no
no that would not have been brad ellis that
didn't sound like anything that like anything that was too crazy for luke after 15 minutes i don't
foresee myself staying yet isaac do you remember this do you know what these two words are
no i was gone that night oh that's right that's right didn't i forgot um okay the two words are
twerk fest for brad was a twerk fest and actually no girls were dancing on him he was the one twerking on it
100 you should see how low that guy gets he had the squat max and let me tell you it shows
twerk fest oh my 48 hours i thought that you just had a uh just a project x purge night of your life called twerk fest in
high school i'm denying it but that was totally me my mom listens to this podcast okay oh that's
so funny seriously two whole days i thought you went to twerk fest i love that i love i love like
did your did your whole like paradigm of me shift like that does not seem like brad like no i mean
i know about him he would never have been at twerk fest i mean because the
way luke ended up there was so kind of accidental that i was like i didn't change anything i was
just like oh i just can't wait to hear brad's story of twerk fest and then to find out it wasn't
even you also to think about so i think luke is either i think he's four years younger than yeah
that wouldn't have made sense either and so that would have been amazing like like the sophomore
in college like coming back what's up up, bro? Let's twerk.
I mean,
it's not as good as twerk fest.
Oh nine,
but this is still pretty sick.
Okay.
Yeah.
We'll,
we'll take it.
Yeah.
Just like this weird guy.
Like this isn't even college.
Any of the Wilkerson's still in high school.
No.
Dang.
How's your mom?
Well,
how's your mom?
She's chaperoning tonight.
Huh?
She had the court over there.
Yeah.
Oh, that's hilarious.
So kind of a letdown, but still funny.
It's still funny that I thought you went to twerk fest.
No, maybe someday.
Yeah.
Someday you'll get there, baby.
You'll get there.
Okay.
Earlier this week I was texting my Catherine's cousin.
So I don't know what that is to me.
Cousin-in-law?
Facebook friend.
Sure.
And he's from Texas and he's like a,
he's a Matthew McConaughey-esque kind of guy.
In the sense of like.
The older he gets,
they stay the same age.
Kind of though.
Not really.
But kind of in the sense of like,
he,
he just like is like fun in the way he like tells stories.
Okay,
cool.
The Southern, I don't know, just like this guy. Anyway. Okay he like tells stories and just like the Southern,
I don't know, just like this guy. Anyway. Okay. The good qualities of Matthew McConaughey. Anyway,
we were texting. I was like, how are you doing? He was texting me cause he said,
Hey, I listen to your podcast and really like it. I get this inside joke that you just posted
about. And I was like, sweet. Cool. Um, I said, how are you doing? And he, he said,
never been better, had more or wanted less. Whoa. Never been better, had more or wanted less well never been better had more or wanted less and oh it's a wild process
and i was like a that was just classic like that's something matthew mcconaughey would say right
like in a way like and b i was just like i don't think i could pull that off i don't think i could
pull any of that off and i think it's i i was kind of analyzing it because i was like that's
really cool that you said that and like you pull it pull it off. Well, I think what it is, is like, I think you either
have to get older or be more Southern, like where, depending on where you live, like there's a ratio
and like, like if I'm 70 and I say that I'll pull it off. If I'm, you know, in Alabama and I say
that right now, I pull it off. I think what helps older people pull it off is that older people talk slower.
If you're a slow talking person, you can pull off these like thoughtful short sentences.
Yeah, true.
True.
Yes.
I just, I just loved it.
Never, never been better, had more or wanted less.
Catherine's got cool cousins.
Do you believe him?
Do you think he doesn't want anything more?
I would be, it would be tough for me to ever get to a spot where I say I don't want anything
more.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I would like to think that. Yeah, it would be tough for me to ever get to a spot where I say, I don't want anything more. I don't know. I don't know. I would like to think that.
Yeah,
it's nice.
I just love Southern saying,
or like,
it doesn't have to be Southern,
but I just love those kinds of sayings.
I can't think of any off the top of my head,
but I've left love.
Yeah.
There's one.
A hundred percent.
Don't cry because it's over.
Smile because it happened.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But like,
uh,
one of my friends from camp,
like his dad,
we'd always stay at his parents' house,
uh, for our two fours.
And whenever we'd be leaving, he'd always say, y'all be careless.
I'd say, y'all be careful.
And I just, I loved it.
I was like, I want to be that kind of dad someday that has like some tagline things like y'all be careless.
Yeah.
So I don't know if you're out there and you have fun sayings that you know of or hear.
I'm not talking about like like little expressions
that people in the south say like bless his heart or like yeah like i don't i understand that but
i'm just like certain sayings that your grandpa says to your family yeah like catherine's grandpa
he always like i've probably heard him say it 15 times but he talks about how his feet and his nose
are mixed up you heard that no he's like my uh my nose keeps running and my
feet what does he say i don't know my nose keeps running and my feet what would that be
uh what do you do with your nose feet smell i think it's like my feet smell
something like that my feet are smelling and my nose keeps running for something like that
that's a good old man yeah it is and like if i said that right now you'd be like what's this creepo guy doing saying this phrase it would bother me right more than the
old man old man says it i'll crack a smile that's good that's funny oh nice how many times you said
that his name's jerry oh i was pretty close real name's gerald holy crap wow your grandpa's name
is theodore nope they're very i would say two of the most common U.S. white American names.
John.
You got two options.
Warm.
Mike.
Oh, Warm.
James.
What do you mean Warm?
Jim.
Jim.
Okay.
Yeah.
Probably James is his real name.
Probably.
And then Michael.
No.
I shrugged my shoulder like you got it right.
No.
Was the other one really common?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Super common.
Nope.
John.
Joseph.
A little more farmer-ish. A little more farmer- little more far just a little more country that's ed okay now we're a little closer
okay uh that's in the alphabet we're closer okay that's David oh nice okay okay that's my dad's
name yeah not Dean anyway so I'm just excited to be old and i'm gonna start writing down things that i can say
and then like on my 40th birthday i'm gonna start sprinkling in a little bit yeah 50th a little bit
more and then by 60 by 60th full-on i'm never gonna have a real conversation with anybody full
on soliloquies about butterfly wings right like what is what is grandpa brad talking about a movie
quote i don't i can't keep up with this guy. That must have been, I don't know. That must have been a Steve Jobs thing.
That must have been that quote.
Yeah.
So.
Wanted more?
Was it?
I never been better, wanted more, or needed less?
Never been better, had more, or wanted less.
Never been better, had more, or wanted less.
Oh, had more, wanted less.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got it.
I've never been better, had more, or wanted less.
How are you?
And then Dave Ramsey goes, better than I deserve.
I do like that one, but I could never pull it off.
And then Dave Triplett goes, sorry, one more time?
And then you say it all over just a little bit louder.
I've never had more.
Yeah.
Some more what?
Never been better.
Oh, speaking of some more, this will be kind of a fun exercise.
Okay.
Last night, I get a FaceTime call about 11 p.m. from Spencer Shipley, our famous surpriser
down in Phoenix, Arizona.
And he goes, hey, man, I need your help.
You're the master.
Hey, man.
I'm trying to like holler at this girl on TikTok.
You're the master.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He goes, Isaac, do you think Spencer will care that I'm sharing this on the pod?
No.
Okay.
Okay.
He's like, I'm trying to holler at this girl on TikTok.
Her last name is Summers.
And I've kind of chatted with her, and I said something along the lines of like,
I'm sure you've heard every Summers pun in the book.
And she's like, yeah, I have heard them all.
And he goes, well, if I give you a new one and you like it, can I get like your number?
Actually, he said Snapchat, Gen Z, classic.
Golly.
Gen Z. Okay. can i get like your number actually said snapchat gen z classic golly okay so uh he's like so um do you have any thoughts i'm like oh wow so you like
you propped yourself up and like i'm gonna phone a friend for this for this one you will never
believe this yeah oh i got the best summer's pun just give me like 10 or 15 minutes and i'll figure
out okay so he facetimes me and um luckily harris was right next to me so i'm like oh this is great we will come up with
something so i guess before i say anything brad can you think of anything just any kind of pun
you like summer here summer there you know oh yeah dang we didn't think of that yeah we were
trying to think of some famous song or movie quote there was like some are big some are small okay
so yeah try to go that route i was just like definitely stay away from her looks because i'm sure the most common one is like girl no wonder you're
so hot because it's always summer around you you know whatever don't that's easy 500 days of summer
low hanging fruit yeah so anyway two or three minutes passed harrison and i got nothing starting
to feel okay a little rough but um i said classic tactic you purposely get it wrong self-deprecating and
like oh shoot i screwed that up okay so they uh harris and i each gave him one mine was uh i can't
wait till october because i'm starting to fall for you oh and then you reply she's like dang it oh
i got the wrong sorry that was supposed to be to anna falls my bad or just yeah just like i totally
screwed up the season okay yeah shoot yeah. Shoot. And then Harrison,
piggybacking that,
goes,
girl, it's too bad
your name isn't April
because I'm sprung for you.
So,
I don't know which one
he went with.
Spencer, let us know.
Have you heard anything, Ike?
I have not heard anything.
Okay.
Actually,
I did remember,
Spencer and I were texting
at,
what is the timestamp here?
He texted me at three,
oh, 3 a.m. Exactly exactly he texted me last night and said uh gonna double down i'm gonna do this this and this if i
get a response within the next two two days i'll get grkc tatted on me yo that was unprovoked i
didn't even have to ask for that he just said i'll get grkc tatted on me we got people committing to the gr casey tattoo okay wow okay cool old spencer man okay yeah so i guess
all that being said you have anything to contribute uh for the spencers out there
summers so is it summers i think it's plural um you gotta go midsummer's night's dream or something
something there i'm just i'm just gonna lob them up and you dunk it in. So any of those, you know,
summer, you know, Oh, summer.
I don't know. Yeah. Summer here, summer there. Like as far as like, um,
I'd love to take you on, um, multiple dates, you know, summer here, you know,
like, yeah, I don't know where you're from. So maybe we go on summer.
Some of the days are here somewhere somewhere there that's good uh yeah thanks man so some
or or you just like um you you take it differently than just like summer like you take i don't know
why is that weird like that but you take, like the math equations, like some of all fears. Some are of all fears.
We were trying to do something
with like a Sandlot quote.
Like, you want some summer?
Yeah.
Summer?
S'mores.
Yeah, how can I have more
whenever you won't go on a date with me yet?
That don't work.
Something like that.
How can I have some more?
If you haven't commented back yet.
Summer.
Summers. Is her first name Summer? No, i think it's last name summers yeah i don't know that's fun i love
yeah it's fun yeah just helping out the next generation sure preparing them for success
i wish the best for shipley and summer is this like a random girl they just like hey she's got
a nice tiktok video yeah good to add
video in there dang i like the way her tiktoks oh dang look at that tiktok oh man if i too bad
we can't do twerk fest because of covid oh man i'll be tiktok in that not what i mean ha ha
yeah uh no but i think he's like i just found the girl on tiktok but she lives in kansas city
oh okay what he said have you ever have you ever done that? I have never done that.
I just don't know how common it is.
Like, I understand people do it, but how common is it?
It's like, hey, that girl's hot.
I'm going to TikTok her.
That's what I asked Spencer.
I didn't even know you could DM on TikTok.
Well, no, that's the thing.
Because Spencer was giving me the rundown.
He's like, okay, so I commented this, and then she said this.
And I said this, and then she said, sure, if you do this, I'll do this.
And I said this. And I go, this like public like this is all in the comments
and he was like yeah i'm like what is that how tiktok is you're just like openly flirting and
like sure replying and like shot right there agreeing to terms for everyone to see that seems
so funny to me i love it i'm a very private flirter you know that brad yeah i've always
asked me to flirt with you and mclean's and i said not here babe later yeah not in front of the owner that gives you free cups in the basement huh wow yeah
that's just who knows who knows what i'd be like right now if i were single in whatever how he's
20 years old but that's just funny yeah it's something it's summers oh something else i did
at 3am last night this isn't funny. Just a quick life update.
Bought a new drone.
Really?
Yeah.
DJI came out with a new one.
What's what?
Tell me about it.
I'm actually like genuinely interested.
I think a couple of years ago I made you watch this one video.
Okay.
The one where the guy's like crazy.
It was at Isaac's house.
I remember watching some at Isaac's house.
Oh, maybe.
I think it might have been.
Really?
Justin, I'm going to text you a link and put that in for like five or ten seconds right
here that video oh it's crazy sick like you cannot get so it's called fpv drone flying fpv
saying for like first person view yes yes yes you're on the gogs so you're not even like watching
the drone you're just like yeah you're doing virtual reality it's like you are the camera yes and it's like i'm sorry for interrupting no no no i'm just
watching this video and thinking this is not even real it's too amazing it's the craziest thing
yeah the way it's like it's like they're like really really good at driving them or whatever
you want to call it phenomenal yeah to where it's like like like i watched like a mountain bike one
and i watched one like going like through cityscape or yeah oh yeah yeah it's crazy so it's like, like, like I watched like a mountain bike one and I watched one like going like through cityscape.
Or yeah.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
So it's phenomenal what they can do.
It's been around for a few years now, but up until now, it's always been like you just
slap a GoPro to a racing drone and it's inevitable.
You're going to crash them.
You have to fix them yourself.
It's like, you have to basically be an electrician to like, you know, get these racing drones
to work properly.
And now it's going to be way more consumer friendly to like have FPV drones. And so, you know, I've been making nothing but straight
comedy videos to trade for two years. I'm like, I want a new toy. Cool. I have no idea how I could
possibly use this for anything work wise, but it doesn't matter. It'd just be fun. Yeah. Like I'm
sure I'm going to travel this summer. So tell me more about what you're talking about. Like,
as far as why is it better? Like what it more suitable for like like what's better about
this for fpv stuff so a typical drone it stays pretty like even with the horizon the whole time
you're very limited like the movements you can share like the the camera's always even sure you
know so very limited moves you can go higher or lower towards or behind right or like spin those are like your three ways to move
it's like the nintendo controller like old nintendo controller versus sure xbox and now with fpv it's
just like you can do i mean it's 360s at a second it can go 90 miles an hour like the video that i
put in earlier like he's going underneath the hot air balloon and coming above the top of it
you know but it's like keeping its camera on the hot air balloon the entire time that's insane so it's just like
really any movement is possible yeah but it's the um it's just very hard to fly so yeah so i was
gonna say so do you have like the goggles and stuff does it come with that it comes with the
gogs it comes with like a flight simulator for you to practice on so i think i'll try that i mean
are you gonna go out like the country or something yeah i just have to go into the plains of kansas that's pretty cool and then
yeah who knows i was actually telling trey about today he's like no we could work this into some
content he goes girls in the fall video we got to keep making it bigger and bigger yeah i want to
be in a hot air balloon i want you to do this for me dress as a woman in a hot air balloon oh wow
i don't know if i'll be there in six months but um wow that'd be that's fun though yeah so who knows just got some fun yeah just fun to like
continually try to expand your skill set and like it's fun it's fun that you and i get to do things
that we there are hobbies that we are also like getting paid to do yeah you know there could be a
potential way to make money off of like um like a large real estate like apartment building or like really big
like um i don't know country club or something where like you could fly a drone in these all
like cool small areas yeah of like a commercial space dang that's crazy that's gonna be sweet
yeah didn't you uh your first drone you ever got you bought with zach is that correct and
zach crashed it pretty hard i've had multiple people crash my drones. I've never had a drone crash, but yeah.
Let cousin Steve-O fly it one Christmas.
We were out in Stratford.
There was nothing around.
And he hit like this one dead tree.
I mean, it's eight feet off the ground.
And he hit it.
And yeah, Zach crashed it.
And you guys started fighting.
That's what you do with cousins.
I was like, Sloan!
But yeah, never had a drone crash, but.
That's exciting
so are you gonna
keep your other drone
or are you gonna try
to sell it
like does this new drone
also do
it's got normal flight
mode as well
so I guess I could sell it
I'm lazy with selling stuff
phones
yeah it's just like
clothes
oh yeah
Aunt Cindy said
the other day
she's like yeah
his sprint bill
was so high
because he hadn't
sent back one of his phones
and that actually is not on me I think they're still processing it because I sent it back like immediately but gotcha gotcha his sprint bill was so high because he hadn't sent back one of his phones.
And that actually is not on me.
I think there is still processing it. Cause I sent it back like immediately,
but gotcha.
Gotcha.
That I can do when someone tells me to do something,
but yeah,
just like it's sitting around on my closet.
Yeah.
That's like 400 bucks.
I should probably to me.
Yeah.
I'm kind of the same way.
And then once I sell one,
it's kind of like a,
like,
Oh,
that's kind of a high.
Like I got the free,
I made all this money really, really easily. Like I got the free money really,
really easily. Now I want the free coffee. Absolutely. So, cause I do that with tools.
Like I'll sell 10 tools at once. Cause like after I sell one, it's like, okay, what else do I have
to sell? You know, what else can I make some easy money on? So yeah. Um, Brad, can I tell you a
quick story from this week? I had a, sorry quick story yeah i guess so that's what we
do on the podcast um i got my haircut this week not from marv went to great clips good and you
know i know i'm not getting a great haircut even though i've done the name you know but it's cheap
yeah it's fine yeah i like it for it's convenience just walk right in i would say a normal haircut
how long do you think it takes a male haircut okay that's even longer than i was gonna say okay maybe 15 i was yesterday the whole experience 20 minutes yeah sure so i kid you
not no exaggeration tricia had me in her seat for three and a half minutes it was the fastest
haircut i was like there's no way you're done there's there's no way a spot yeah like something
had to have gone wrong there's no no way. And so that, that happens
initially. And then she was like, okay. Um, and we just like some product in your hair. I'm like,
oh yeah, sure. You know, if it's free, I'll usually say sure. Yeah, sure.
I always say yes. Cause I'm always curious how they're going to do it for me.
Oh my gosh. You said the perfect thing, Brad. This is episode 96. How are they going to do it
for me? Right. Girls, if you don't know, this is like 96 how are they gonna do it for me right yeah girls if you
don't know this is like very typical guy haircut thing i was telling a girl the story she's like
wait so you don't get your hair shampooed she had a lot of questions i think girls don't really
understand what guy haircuts are like right really nothing happens they just they get your hair wet
yeah with like the spray bottle that your dad uses on the grill yeah they do that and then they just
cut it and then they blow dry and you're done i don't even know if they always do that for me i
don't know if i don't know if barb whetted me down really huh it's probably coma yeah maybe so he's
lost some things i was in a coma for 28 days so okay thoughts on wetness yeah now that i've seen
uh the pearly gates so she says would you like some product in here i go sure she you know i
think she's asked me do you want like a wax or like a mat or like a gel like i you know i don't
even know what i use would be qualified as so whatever she goes okay well i
pick something up for you unscrews it and then just hands it to me for me to like do to myself
and so i'm like oh that this is a first yeah so then i just why yeah okay you know uh yeah even
though she'd just been touching my hair before that everyone's dipping their hands
in the same yeah this is by far not the way to do it so i dip my hands in the honey pot like i guess
i'll just do this right now in front of you so rubbing it in to my hands because it's like pretty
goopy yeah and then i'm you know fixing my hair and i'm like okay yeah this looks great thank you
well now i got i got sticky hands you got and they're real sticky. Yeah. Mad sticky hands.
I bet they gave you like one of those like paste kind of things.
It was very pasty.
Very pasty.
Pasty goop.
Yes.
So I got, oh, sticky hands out the wazoo.
Credit card or cash?
And you're like, you're like trying to like pry your cash off your hands.
It was like a Christmas vacation when he gets the sap on him.
A lot of sap.
A lot of sap.
And just everything is stuck and ripping.
Yeah.
So like, I mean, I mean i really did yeah you make those
jokes but like it was like i couldn't get my credit card out of the thing because it was just
like sticking and it's sticking my wallet i'm trying to like use that is so weird i'm like
needing the credit card out of my wallet using like the palm where it's like still dry like
i'll just you know you guys have apple pay it's not set up never mind it's like when you're sweaty and you want
to like wipe sweat off like where am i dry like where am i dry on my shirt yes
yeah like trying to like surely that happens to her great clips i bet is 95 men you know yeah
somebody needs to teach her oh so yeah i got sticky hands i barely get my credit card out
you know i'm trying to like swipe it in there. Then I have to sign for, you know, the payment, the credit card payments.
And I got sticky hands all over the pen.
I'm getting it sticky.
And then comes time.
Do you want to leave a tip?
At this point, ain't no sticky hands leaving a tip at Great Clips.
It's not called Great Tips.
It's called Great Clips.
Yeah, that's right.
That's a nail salon down the street.
It was Cute Nails.
It's two stores over. So it was pretty close. I thought it that's right. That's a nail salon down the street. It was Cute Nails. It's two stores over.
Oh, really?
So it was pretty close.
Oh, okay.
I thought it was Great Tips.
That's the Jewish hospital.
That'd be the Gentile hospital, I guess.
Dang it.
That was almost perfect.
That was close.
Great Tips.
Great Tips.
Anyway, that's crazy, dude.
Yeah, never had that happen.
Do you feel like three and a half minutes
is too short yeah like like it's like like run out the clock a little bit yeah exactly i you
might be done but just like go back over my neck again yeah or something dude have i talked about
this feels great i've had a thought like if i were ever a billionaire i would have somebody
shave my neck every single day have a little neck boy i love that feeling stable boy bring my neck
trimmer oh neck boy tell me a joke you like wake up you got like the the palm tree things fanning
you down yeah neck boy you're sitting on your your long chair just loving life oh man dude i i
genuinely like look forward to the neck i did too because my neck was in rough shape yeah and i was
like this is gonna be nice there have been a few things like the, like whenever I think about,
if I just had, if money were no object and I could just be as frivolous as I want, uh,
neck shave every day. And I would only take the first bite of every piece of pizza.
I love the first bite of pizza. It's so much better than all the other bites. Dude. What
about last bite of a Chipotle burrito? That is my favorite. That's a good last two bites. The case was kind of settled. It's like the last bite of a chipotle burrito that is my favorite that's a good last two bites the queso is kind of settled it's like the last bite of a drumstick i don't
get queso in mine but okay well it settles last bite it's like sugar and a sweet tea oh the last
bite of the ice cream drumstick sorry yes turkey drumstick i was like yeah you're sucking out the
bones the renaissance fair i call i call drumstick bite i call. I'll take last bite.
Oh, neck boy.
Give me your last bite.
Bring me a turkey leg with all the meat chewed off of it.
Just leave some bristle and fat on it.
You know I like that last turkey bite.
I think it's gristle, not bristle.
It's a lounge chair.
What kind of barbecue do you like?
I like making grisket.
Barbecue grisket.
Out on the brill.
Anyway, I love, yeah.
Do, do the neck five times. If you, if you cut me a little bit, I want it so deep.
Like, yeah.
Like that, maybe just sopping it up.
We'll make it better.
You know?
Um, anyway, that's, that's crazy.
So yeah, I had, I had sticky hands and then I get my car.
Yeah.
I guess the story's not over.
I get my car and I'm just like, you're still done. with my wrist oh um went to mcdonald's though because isaac and i tell
each other everything i'm like hey go to mcdonald's you want anything and then i use kind of the
condensation on the outside of the sweet tea to kind of like even that rub it off but it's still
sticky it's still sticky yeah yeah that's the worst there was hand sanitizer on the counter
and there was a moment where I looked at that
and being like, is this going to help?
I don't know if it does.
You have to like actually wash your hands.
Yeah.
Because I have that same kind of stuff that I, it's called hair play and I put it in my
hair.
What base is that?
Whoa.
Yeah.
Twerkfest was crazy.
We got.
Denise.
We got all the way to hair play.
Let's just say favorite chapter of sheet music, got to be hair play.
Whoa, hello.
Didn't realize that was what Song of Solomon was talking about.
Hello, yep.
Good times.
Anyway.
Hair play, and it gets on your hands.
Never been better, had more, and wanted less in my hair oh but i can tell you another
quick story yes okay um we had some google fiber issues sunday i believe or i think it started
sunday night and then monday morning is when like internet fully went out there i look there's no
outages in our area there's nothing you know i tried unplugging replugging nothing that i can do
is working so i have to call Google Fiber.
I call the number right here on the router that says like customer service.
That's a Google Home thing.
It's a router.
Cool.
Yeah.
And call the number on the back that says customer service.
Talk to them.
Have a couple minute conversation.
Great conversation.
They have good customer service.
Yeah, it really wasn't bad.
They answered pretty quickly.
However, they're like, oh, okay.
Your problem is with Google Internet.
You called Google Wi-Fi.
Wait, you called Google Wi-Fi?
Yeah, didn't love that.
You're like, wait, what do you consider Wi-Fi?
What do you use Wi-Fi for?
So that was unbelievable.
Wi-Fi is our home phone service.
Oh, yeah.
That's for landline communication.
What is Google Wi-Fi? I don't know. I kid you not, that's what they told me. So google wi-fi i don't know i kid you not
that's what they told me so it's like this is surprising but it's fine i'm in a good mood
whatever yeah it's fine kind of always in a good mood but whatever um so i'm like okay i'll call
google internet didn't realize that was different i call google internet and this is the awesome
part let me try to mimic so customer service there's certain stereotypes certain uh expectations
you might have on calling a customer service person.
The first person I talked to was a little bit maybe the stereotype you're thinking.
Okay.
Second person was this.
Hey, this is Jake.
Hey, this is John in Austin, Texas with Google Fiber.
What can I do for you?
I was like, no way.
It was, I got a customer service cowboy.
Never been better at more or less.
Never had that, like so much gravel in his voice.
What?
What can I do for you today?
It was so deep.
It was awesome.
He just got done at the chop shop,
and now he's doing a double shift.
Oh, yeah.
This Friday, he sings bass in his Southern Gospel Quartet,
I think.
Has to.
Right.
Has to, yeah.
I don't know.
What can I do for you?
Yeah.
And the conversation went great.
Let's hurry this up.
I got some white-mouth bass waiting for me. I don for you? Yeah. And the conversation went great. Let's hurry this up. I got some white mouth bass waiting for me.
I don't like after this.
What else is he doing?
I like to imagine like he can't fully understand what's wrong unless I put it in terms he'll
understand.
Just like, oh, it needs to be a problem.
Now it's just getting to be like Farmer Fran from Waterboy.
Remember the time, Bobby Boucher?
Okay.
Okay.
So yeah.
You're good at this accent. I like this. Really like really i mean that's my favorite one you've ever
done a couple minute conversation with him yeah uh yeah it wasn't gonna be no problem and uh i'm
like well you know yada yada explain it and then i like to imagine he's like i'm not really
understanding i don't really put it you know in terms i can understand. And so I'm like, all right. So let's just say I can't see fully,
but I think my trailer has come off the hitch.
Oh, say no more, brother.
Say no more, brother.
Okay, okay.
We'll get somewhere out there.
You're going to want to pull it over.
Get AAA out there.
So just having to explain it to him.
And, John, I need to tell you this.
I'm pulling a horse trailer, and there's Clyde's.
And Clyde's like, oh, he should have told me that right off the bat.
He got Clyde's on the back of his trailer, brother.
So it was really fun.
It was like a really, I can't believe John in Austin, Texas.
Oh, John, that's amazing.
Was my customer service cowboy.
Yeah, that's every time I've ever called Google Fiber, it's been an American.
And they always tell you where they're located.
Yeah.
Which is interesting.
I've never had one just so raspy though.
I love the idea of like this, like, yeah, just down home country guy, like just looking
for work and you know, like he'd much rather be, you know, castrate and steers or something.
But the only, the only job that guy's a Google fiber, I'll take it.
You know, it was great.
And it was, he was like, we'll send someone out there at 3 30 later today it's like that's awesome appreciate it john wow well
someone by the time i get home at like 1 p.m internet's back fully working already okay
and so this guy calls me david he's like hey i'm here to come uh i'm running a little early i'm
coming to do your google fiber and i was like oh actually good news it started working uh don't
mention he's like yeah i'm still gonna come to take a look like okay and then the class that we talked about this with the plumber i kid you
not he looks at the side of the house i don't know what idiot installed this oh really even the wi-fi
people say this everybody's like oh you see that line we're not wi-fi sorry yeah they're very
different yeah well you're always welcome yeah he was just like i mean look at that you see that
that's pinched i mean i don't know what idiot installed this. Yeah. Like it's obvious that this thing is pinched.
Everyone knows that.
And they love showing you.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
Like if they show you, does that mean that next time you're not going to call them out?
You're gonna be like, I think this thing's pinched.
Like you're not gonna, you're gonna mess with that thing yourself.
I still need to help.
Yeah.
So a hundred percent, I would always call somebody.
Cause if I ever pinched that thing worse, then they're going to be like, why'd you pinch it?
Just call us.
Let me unpinch it.
So it was pinched.
What does that even mean?
The way he like ran the wire down the side of the house.
And then when it like,
you know,
it went underneath this other wire.
I don't know.
Okay.
But it did look tight.
It did look pinched to me,
Brad.
It did look pinched.
That's pinched
so it's like okay cool oh man white dude with dreads too oh cool long dreads like that uh
pastor in texas todd todd levo is that what i said i don't know todd you think it's tim tim
tebow that's right yes you'll never find a person what is it that that oh yeah i like to i broke
this i broke this on the pickleball court the other day we were like losing i think i was with Yes, you'll never find a person. What is it? Oh, yeah. I like to play harder.
I broke this on the pickleball court the other day.
We were like losing.
I think I was with Luke Hoagland and we were losing like eight to one.
And I was playing bad.
I was like, remember that Tim Tebow press conference where he says you'll never see a player play harder than I'm about to play.
Yeah, that's me right now.
I'm going to do that.
I'm going to do that starting now.
The next ball of the net.
OK, starting now.
Seriously.
Seriously.
Yeah.
That's what you guys sometimes fun. Pickleball inside joke. I don't know if you still do that starting now. Hit the next ball into that. Okay, starting now. Seriously. This one, this one, this one. Seriously. Yeah. That's what you guys sometimes,
fun pickleball inside joke.
I don't know if you still do this or not.
Perfect pickle.
You guys ever still say that?
Ooh, very infrequently.
Yeah.
It was like,
it honestly was very intimidating when you do it.
So Isaac and Jake are obviously the best ones,
and especially together,
they're like just a great duo.
But every once in a while,
I'm playing them,
and my team is winning.
Big Daddy's hands are, you know, it's looking like a we're, my team is winning. Big daddy's hands are,
you know,
it's looking like a twerk fest at the net.
We're twerking at the net and it's working out.
And then Isaac or,
and or Jake will just look at each other and be like,
kind of jokingly,
kind of seriously like,
Hey,
perfect pickle.
It's time.
And like,
in other words,
they're not going to lose a point for the rest of the time.
We will not make a mistake.
And of course,
like it doesn't truly make a difference.
Like they should be trying the whole time. They are trying the whole time, but it's always like crap. Like if not make a mistake. And of course, like it doesn't truly make a difference. Like they should be trying the whole time.
They are trying the whole time,
but it's always like crap.
Like if we lose a point,
I'm like,
Oh no,
it's just going downhill from here.
So I'm really excited.
I think we're going to play some.
I'm jealous.
Ike.
Ike.
Might be.
I'm going to play.
Hey,
got a chess match with Tavon. He's have to cancel oh tavon beat me great battle
isaac real quick i just refreshed patreon i posted the bonus episode oh it's everything
it's on patreon right now harrison and isaac have their own i can't wait uh looks like it's
a 54 minute episode is it easier or harder to talk for a long time? Like, like, did you think it was 54 minutes when you were recording it?
I was surprised with how you hear me.
I was surprised with how,
I was surprised with how long we went for sure.
Yeah.
But I also don't think like even just sitting here and I'm like,
dang,
they're funny.
Like Harrison and I were not funny.
We just talked about random.
I mean,
as you guys do,
but I'm excited to listen to it though.
I just want to hear about what's going on with your life.
I didn't,
I didn't anticipate,
uh,
I'm sorry,
dude.
I didn't anticipate us going for as long as we did.
So,
but at the end of it,
we were like,
I mean,
we didn't plan to stop at 52 minutes or however long we'd,
we're just like kind of ran out of things to say.
We just,
we just looked at each other at the end.
We're like,
well,
I guess that's, I guess that's it. I mean, that's episode one. I don't know. I don't know what else to say we just looked at each other at the end we're like well i guess that's i guess that's it i mean that's episode one i don't know i don't know what else to say so i guess we're done
that's exactly what podcasting is so um so you've got two comments so far but yeah it was fun
they're both from rachel's but different profile pictures and no last name so maybe rachel just
double patronizing us uh you know that feeling when you meet your friends friends and they're
super cool and you all end up being friends that's what listening to this felt like
smiley face oh wow that's very wholesome thanks rachel no profile pic and then uh rachel with
profile pic said harry and ike episode one on your feet this one slaps different this was gold
looking forward episode two and harry and ike's own jingle they almost had one there at the end
i believe in them what's that mean do you almost start singing um no i gave harry i said harry is the more
musically talented out of the two of us sure sure i i have nothing there um he's not a brad's caliber
but he's pretty talented i was about to say he's a better singer than i am i think he's very yeah
he's talented for sure and so i think at the end when we're like, well, I mean, we got nothing else to say. I was like, all right, Harry, hit us with a jingle.
And he's like, no, I don't know.
So that was the kind of.
That's great.
It was fun.
Thanks for letting us do that.
You were actually gone.
I didn't even know.
Didn't even know.
Harrison, I came down here and I would keep talking, but subscribe to their Patreon.
You can find out more.
Oh, teaser. I'll be in a million. Yeah. Nice. came down here um and i would keep talking but subscribe to their patreon you can find out more oh teaser alvin million yeah nice get royalties on that right did you guys use these yeah they used a few is that what you did they have these like conversation starter cards harrison's of
course of course anyway should we do some do not or are we are we above that uh sure let's do one okay
i'm gonna do half of one card half of another that makes sense uh
uh never mind uh what remains undone that you've wanted to get done for years
and what cars have your family owned
that's one one thing together
i was not why was that second one so funny
did you make that up or is that actually what it says oh that's what i that's i'm gonna start
doing that from now on like two different questions yeah yeah one of them's real one
of them's not no let's play this right now you have to like look at one okay, and either make one up or okay?
Okay
One of them is real one of them's fake is that we're gonna do okay, okay, okay, okay?
Okay, and these are like these are this is like something you get probably and like that outer table at like urban outfitters Or something like some weird like conversation starter. Yeah, this an instagram targeted ad yeah it's got in that too um okay i'm trying to think of my fake one
um what kind of cars to your family because i want to be funny i don't want to be i don't
want to make it like a lame question but i also want to try to you gotta make it yeah fool you
okay to fool you. Okay. Okay.
What's the best vacation
that you've ever been on?
Okay.
Or if you could
be brilliant
in one subject,
what would you choose?
Okay.
This is good.
These are both believable.
That's what I was going for.
I think,
I don't know.
You definitely struggled saying the first one.
Is that the lie?
Is that the lie?
The vacation one?
Yeah.
I was trying to like,
maybe make you like reverse psychology a little bit.
It didn't work.
It didn't work or did it okay two more yeah
okay uh who taught you how to ride a bike okay okay or
if you owned a cat what name would you choose for it?
The second one's got to be fake.
It's hard to think.
You try one.
Okay.
You guys enjoying this?
Fun fact, I didn't learn how to ride a bike until I was a fourth grader.
That's late.
That's real late.
What were you doing?
Imagine big old Brad.
I had training wheels.
Not really.
I just wasn't riding my bike,
playing basketball instead. And then all of a sudden it was like, I think I want to learn how
to ride a bike. Okay. So yeah, I'm going to make sure Hattie doesn't wait until she's 10. Okay.
All right. Ready? Yep. No, let me memorize that one again. All right. Put them down. Smart.
I should have memorized them. What is one of your
favorite childhood memories?
Okay.
Question mark.
Next one.
What is your grandma's
signature dish?
Childhood memories is fake.
Yes, good.
You thought?
That's too vague.
Too vague.
I'll solicit the Patreon
because that was
one of our questions.
Oh, grandma's dish.
You guys answered that.
Yeah, I've listed
that Patreon episode
that you posted 15 minutes ago. Grandma's dish you guys answered that yeah i've listened to that patreon episode that you posted 15 minutes ago grandma's dish what was it um rolls with paper inside of them
that had questions oh it's a never-ending conversation starter you play this game and
then you get rolls that ask you more questions that leads to another role next thing you know
you're putting limits and heat on the back of the declaration of independence.
Thanks grandma.
Oh man,
dude,
I've been watching a lot of Brooklyn nine,
nine lately.
And Andy Sandberg does a Nicholas cage impression.
Anyway,
he's,
they,
they watch a bunch of Nicholas cage movies on one episode.
I don't think that that shows necessarily like the funniest show ever,
but I think they have the funniest,
um,
cold opens.
Like,
like I would watch just like a
montage of their cold opens i it's i just think it's so funny anyway um okay are we doing more
no more because i want to i want to if you had a boat what would you name
it that's the same as the cat one are these boats fake that's i don't know there's no way the boat
one can be real after you just said the cat one.
The boat one's real.
You long-called me there?
You set up the second one to make it seem like that was fake?
I did, 100%.
What do you think of that?
I guess that's pretty good.
I guess.
Good culture question.
Yeah.
What was I going to say?
Oh, you know what was fun this week, Brad?
That we had a conversation with each other in the DMs of one of our Ghostrunners listeners.
Never have we done that yeah so brad and our girl jc ghost runners fan listener former patron
that got brought up yeah can't believe her she's like yeah anyway brad and her having a conversation
i get a notification while i'm on instagram and i actually click the top of my screen so now i am
inserted into the middle of their chat so i'm like shoot like they're you
know brad's even not gonna see that she is here so i just like quickly reply oh boy this is jake
sorry i got in the middle of this but then still kind of reply bummer to hear you're not a patron
anymore or whatever yeah but then brad is still on instagram so then you know brad's like hey jake
butt out of this and i'm like dude how's your day? And then we just chatted for JC to see.
It's a very confusing way to chat because you don't get notifications.
No.
So you have to like either be in that text the entire time or remember to go back to it.
But it was awesome.
We planned this.
We said 9 p.m. Wednesday night.
Yeah.
She said, I'm busy.
I said, not about you.
We're just using your chat.
It wasn't for you, Brainiac.
Yeah.
And then tonight at like 845, she DM'd us. It's like, you guys all set? Oh, yeah. That's fun. Yeah, we're just using your chat wasn't for you brainiac yeah and then tonight at like 8 45 she dm'd us
it's like you guys all set oh yeah that's fun yeah we're good that's awesome yeah yeah it's
every once in a while i'll like i i probably answer most of the dms but every once in a while
i'll see some of like that you've replied to and i'm like oh crap they were in a conversation and
i missed it and i feel bad that i've like done the same thing you're doing. Like, so I sometimes just pretend like it's you.
Oh,
I'm sure you do.
Oh yeah.
We were,
well,
nevermind.
Yeah.
Bonus episode.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't even know what you're about to say.
Just hooking Isaac up.
Oh yeah.
That might be a bonus.
Okay.
Someday. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. brad should we do a segment should we do and one or i don't buy it or both if you guys didn't listen to last week's episode
and one is a brand new segment that um totally makes sense it makes a lot of sense it's a lot
of fun and we got little to no feedback on it but we're gonna keep doing it because it was a good
time what did i
i don't even remember exactly how it went oh it's easy so when someone is mean to you you say and
one and you get back at them oh gosh yeah okay uh i don't buy i have an i don't buy it okay let's do
that um okay i just i don't buy deja vu oh i'm i'm i'm bullish is that the right word or bearish one of the two on deja vu bearish
i'm bearish on deja vu um i think it's like this big long con you want to talk about that yeah
cat's name um of just like everyone's just trying to make me feel bad like wait oh you haven't had
deja vu i don't believe it's real and i believe that people that say they have had it like
they're like you have a day you've hair played and haven't deja vu.
I hair play almost every day.
Never deja vu.
Wow.
Never deja vu.
Uh, no, I don't think it's real.
I don't think it's, I don't think anybody's had it.
I think people are just, I think people are just like, and every time it's always like,
like, you'll just be sitting there and be like, Whoa guys, I just got deja vu.
Like, I feel like it's like, it's like, you don't know what else to say.
You just say you had deja vu. I mean, I do like the idea of being on the outside and be like, I've never experienced this. You guys have to be making this up i feel like it's like it's like you don't know what else to say you just say you had deja vu i mean i do like the idea of being on the outside be like i've
never experienced this you guys have to be making this up yes that's funny it's like it's it's a
farce it's like you're sitting like literally sometimes i'll just be sitting there hanging
out talking to my friends and some of us go whoa i just had deja vu it's like no you didn't
no you didn't you just remembered a similar conversation that you thought of one time that's not the same thing i mean i hear what you're saying but it also sounds like no you did it. No you didn't you just remember a similar conversation that you thought of one time
That's not the same thing. I mean I hear what you're saying, but it also sounds like yeah, you just haven't had deja vu It's like unexplainable. No, what is happening in your brain? What?
Yeah, exactly. It's unexplainable
How is Thailand it was indescribable, okay, thanks for high and cool cool. Yeah
Exactly. It's like you wouldn'table. Oh, okay. Thanks, Ryan. Cool, cool. Yeah. Exactly.
It's like, you wouldn't understand.
You would just have to experience it.
You have to experience it, but I can't tell you what it's like, so you don't really know
if you've experienced it.
It's like, just give me one word.
I can't.
I can't even give you one word.
You have to see it for yourself.
Just try this sweet tea.
Just try it.
Oh, so you can see it?
Yeah.
No, that's the thing.
You can't even see it.
You just sense it, and you'll never sense it for someone else.
I just had it right now. Oh, my gosh. Oh gosh oh my gosh have we talked about this before wait do you deja vu i just i don't buy it one bit i haven't had it in forever bearish but
i think i believe in it i but i i get what you're saying because no one can explain it
i've had i've had experiences where i'm like oh that reminded me of seventh grade
yeah yeah yeah oh we're watching pearl harbor yeah i remember watching that back in the day
cool josh hartnett ben affleck but it's like that's different no it's not
deja vu is when you like dream something right and then it happens in real life i think that's
one explanation but i don't buy that so what is it? It's just basically you're in the middle of something.
It usually it's it's struck by something like very specific.
OK, like, whoa, like even though, Brad, this is our first time ever in Omaha, Nebraska together.
Like I am getting this rush of sensation right now that makes me feel like we have done this exact same thing.
And then you said that exact same thing.
And like this has all happened before.
OK, like it's very like it's very specific.
So have you had it? Everyone's very, like, it's very specific. So. I've already seen.
Have you had it?
Everyone's had it.
How about you?
What?
No.
I've never.
What?
Here I am.
What?
Shopping at the store.
I don't know if that's, I don't know if that's in the shot.
Here I am shopping at the store.
It doesn't matter.
I mean, you'll get it.
And I, oh, look, Deja Vu is on sale for $3.99.
I don't buy it i don't know what to say i don't i don't buy it i don't i think it's a good choice to
not buy things that we still can't explain i think that's fair yeah you know things that like
we're still not really sure how this works just don't buy it then i don't buy it bitcoin anybody
that has bitcoin right now is an idiot i know anybody that has like millions of dollars of bitcoin good good
thinking about trying to liquidate it to buy a hawaiian house
i'm just kidding a hawaiian was it not a cravat What's those things called? Like crepe. Yurt. Oh. What's a yurt? A yurt, I believe, is a way to steer a car.
That is the mechanism used on a newborn cow, male, to make them a steer.
Hello.
Got them yurted.
Whoa.
This is John from Austin, Texas.
I got your yurts for you.
So what you're going to do is you're going to want to plug that thing off, plug it back
in.
It'll be fine.
You're talking trailer hitch is one of my favorite things is i take uh well after i do my thing with the yurts i take the little the little nuggets and i hook them
to the back of my truck and let them dangle there hello call my truck yurts truck yurts.com
check them out with a z john's custom truck yurts.com With a Z. I'm awesome, Texas.
Yurts.
Yurt sales are low,
so I'm doing a little Google Fiber
customer service right now.
Oh, what was the twerk thing?
Twerk Fest.
You ever been to Yurt Fest?
It's nuts.
Oh!
Luke, you know.
You were there.
You get it.
Brad was there.
Just a different one.
What are we talking about
oh yeah deja vu
that was funny
that's funny
I don't buy it
alright
I think I had an I don't buy it but it's not going to top that
I don't remember what it is doesn't matter
doesn't matter
do you want to do anyone
okay
people were kind of being mean to me on Instagram this week.
What should I have said to them, Brad?
I would just be like, I'll take that comment, that comment, that comment dunk in their face
and go.
Oh, and then get back at them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Thanks.
What about you?
Well, yeah.
Um, for me or for you?
Like, Oh, for me, the things are, Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. I see. Uh, the things are, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I see.
Oh, yeah.
I was trying to drive the other day with three kids in the back,
and I couldn't really see out of my rearview mirror,
so I was driving a little bit under the speed limit.
People passed me on the road,
giving me double thumbs down with their middle fingers.
Up.
What should I do?
I think what you do with your fingers
is pump fake
your row
left, right
with the contact
80.
Call a foul.
That's what I would have said.
That's what you would have done.
Okay.
And that's and one.
And this has been and one
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Escalade.
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Big daddy was escalating.
I'm saying I like the future.
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hot sauce was his given name.
Hot sizzle was his nickname.
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Yeah.
Given Christian name.
Hot sizzle. It was kind of his street name yeah you liked what the answer
no that was alan everson the future you like to big cat what was his name you like shack uh okay
you like diesel escalate yeah okay the future is my favorite i don't remember why i remember
loving the idea of like me being on the N1 mixtape tour someday. Yeah.
And being like the white guy, like with skills.
They would call me tartar sauce instead of hot sauce.
I thought that was so fun.
A little more mild.
Yeah.
A little more creamy.
And like super white.
Yeah.
Super, super pasty.
Almost translucent.
Oh, I like that.
What other nicknames can we have for our, like Big Vanilla probably?
Yeah.
Vanilla Puddin'.
Or just probably Big Nilla.
Big Nilla.
Big Nilla. Straight killer. I think Scoop Diddy Oop. like big vanilla probably yeah the vanilla or just probably big nilla big nilla big nilla
straight killer i think scoop diddy oop scoop diddy oop that's just a fun name to say you
imagine that announcer yeah oh wait with the dunk it's scoop diddy oop it works yeah i love the
announcer just on the court yeah i just called it he knew all their nicknames he'd play a little
defense every now and then sure why not? I think he was calling fouls.
He's got a breakaway dunk, and he just swats it back in his face.
Uncle Drew.
That was awesome.
There's certain things that I remember,
specifically in the summertime watching,
when I had lots more time on ESPN.
It was N1 Mixtape Tour one summer,
World Series of Poker one summer,
Little League World Series every summer. That's what I was going to i was gonna say daniel monte specifically oh my gosh when he was
14 and they were 12 he was he was awesome he was just throwing like heaters like 75 miles an hour
this kid's incredible they want to show what it's equivalent to puberty so this is equivalent to 109
mile an hour fastball yeah it's like no wonder they're not hitting it's impossible to hit this
thing uh yeah it's just funny. Yeah.
Left-handed and sideways as a 14-year-old.
Anyway, but like all these different like little spurts of the animal mixtape tour was a great summer one time.
Good summer watch.
Dude, how excited are you for the Olympics this summer?
I guess I'm excited.
I guess I'm excited.
Have you watched the trampoline event ever in the Olympics?
Oh, I've seen clips on YouTube.
I don't think I've watched it live.
You got to watch it.
It's electric.
It's like gymnastics on legal steroids. Yes, like it's like just way cooler and bigger flips and
reverse diving
Yeah, kind of yeah
Had to think about it. Yeah, no, it's amazing I went to Josh and I filmed a video one time at a trampoline park that had an Olympic trampoline in it
But it was like tight
But it had like those Springs and like I just do it way deeper like you go deeper down
You go deeper and add a wall next to it
So you could like kick off the wall or like bounce up and like sit on the wall and then I jump back down like on
Your back and everything I had so much fun
I popped like an amazing amount of like
Blood vessels in my back though from like falling from like a big height on my back and like bouncing up actually my back was like purple the next day really it's kind of cool
but it didn't hurt no at the time i was having the time of my life did it hurt the next day
i think to touch a little bit but not like as bad as it sounds yeah i don't remember like feeling
that bad that's interesting you did some pretty crazy stuff with josh it was i was i think i was
telling scott peck because he was like in phoenix he's like i don't think i'm totally caught up like
i always hear you mention it but like what was this like year in Dallas? And I was explaining it to him.
Oh, cause it was, we talked about all the celebrities I've met. He's like, I need to
know like what, how have you met all this? And then, yeah, I explained it to him. I was like,
that was a pretty crazy, like 11 months of my life. So I'm glad I did it.
Do you want to explain it?
Glad I'm here now.
Other people in a bullet pointed list?
Oh, I guess so.
Just in case they don't know. I left my youth ministry job where I a bullet pointed list? Oh, I guess so. Basically, just in case
they don't know. I left my youth ministry job where I met Isaac. What's up, Isaac? And after,
yeah, and you. Thank you. It was, I was on contract for three years. So when my contract was up,
I got kind of hit up. Yeah, actually, let me just do a bullet point version. I moved to Dallas.
Yeah. I know no one except for the married couple I'm going to be living with and really
don't even know them.
But Josh said, hey, I want to try to get my YouTube channel popping.
He's a world class juggler.
We started this series on YouTube called World Record Wednesdays.
We broker set a world record every Wednesday.
The channel blew up.
We got to like one hundred and seventy thousand subscribers in a year and just got a bunch
of opportunities.
One from us kind of grinding.
You know, we would reach out to people like Logan Paul and he would reply.
We got to film with Logan Paul a couple a couple times or other crazy just very um blessed
opportunities today's show russia's got talent mtv stuff like that so um yeah i was just i was
youtube and kind of came now but i was in front of the camera and was like more of like
the annoying youtuber what's going on everybody hey welcome back to jake and josh we post every
monday wednesday friday welcome back to another episode of world record wednesdays yeah i bet
you learned a lot through that though of like yeah just how to i don't know market in a way
like definitely and it's like i obviously took that into my next job i used it as kind of leverage
when i hit up trey i was like hey i've been doing this i've seen the advantages of when one person
joins another here's the specific value i think and i can add you to da and now we're here who
would film you guys uh usually the other person or a tripod or every now and then we'd like pay
someone okay oh yeah isaac did film one video i forgot about that did you yeah it was before
josh came to kansas city to do like a trial run with me because we'd never met each other oh you
guys did some like really long distance throwing or something we did uh some easter trick shots with eggs oh okay and uh kathy and scott let isaac take a day off school to uh film uh world record
wednesday with me and josh off of school thanks mom and dad now you skip college
and start your own business which is great that was like four aprils ago it's coming up probably
wow maybe three no it was like 10 aprils ago yeah oh high school oh forever ago man yeah you're old dude it was cool i remember
when juggling josh followed me on instagram isaac was like one of the only people that like
already knew who that was he's like i've seen that guy i think i already followed that guy
yeah isaac was more hyped than anybody about this i was like josh thank you that someone else cares
about this this is cool he is like like juggling is such a niche thing but juggling josh is amazing
that juggling he can he
can juggle some clubs yeah it's pretty it's pretty wild you should see him hair play hello that's
fun cool all right i don't buy it jesus i don't buy it um i got more stuff written down but i
just feel like i've just been talking so much so maybe let's just go into no no no all right let's
do it people want to hear it one more i want to hear it. One more. I want to hear it.
One more thing that happened to me this week.
Multiple things.
However many more things.
Okay.
Six things.
No.
Yeah.
I think those would be the last thing.
Great.
Isaac and I, gosh, we just hang out so much.
It's like you live together.
Roommate.
Isaac and I are having a little game night at our friend's house Friday night.
What games are you playing?
Oh, we're talking Ticket to Ride.
Hello.
That was it.
You're going Bismarck to Peru. I don't know. This europe oh i have that one and i was upside down so we'll talk about troublesome dude and the uh the the names of the cities aren't even like the real not even
the yeah they're weird it's like paris is paris i'm just kidding that's a bad one but like uh
like moscow is like moskov or like that's not even that bad either but i'm just you know i'm saying
i thought yeah i do understand i was surprised they weren't more like popular cities too Like Moscow is like Moscow or like that's not even that bad either. But I'm just, you know what I'm saying?
I thought, yeah, I do understand.
I was surprised they weren't more like popular cities too.
I'm like, I don't even know where to find this.
Yes.
Kowev?
Yes.
Where's Kowev?
Kiev probably, but.
Oh, that's right.
South of Kiev.
South of Kiev.
South of Kiev.
Yeah.
So we just played Ticket to Ride because it takes forever. Ticket to Ride Europe is good though because you have the tunnels or whatever those things
are called.
I like that extra thing. Yes. None of us had played Ticket to drive europe is good though because you have the tunnels or whatever those things are called i like that extra thing yes we none of us had
played ticket ride europe and no one knew how to play tunnels and after reading the rules for
i go do you guys want to play tunnels oh it's super easy i don't remember how it is now but
we realized midway through the game like i think i see how the tunnels would have helped because
we're all kind of stuck yeah don't worry i want this one of course you figure it out i'm a no
tunnel guy. Yeah.
What am I talking about?
Oh, so.
Takes a ride.
Game night.
Rachel's there.
Bree's there.
Bree, this is my Microsoft Office compatibility partner.
Oh, yeah. It's a huge night for me.
Okay.
Yeah.
Not really.
I'm joking.
But it is the same girl.
Yeah.
And what song?
Oh, we're just sharing stories.
Rachel and Bree went to college together.
And she's sharing
the story she's like brie you want me to tell them or should i brie used to think that sweet
caroline was sweet cherry pie and would like sing that okay um uh so yeah sweet cherry pie yes yeah
i love cherry pie yeah good pies never taste so good so good so yeah yeah it's twerk fest it's insane so good
yeah and then i not kidding the next song that comes on i'm like leaning over it's what do you
mean by justin bieber i'm like leaning over to like take a card and i hear brie out loud trying
to sing along and goes what do you need i'm like no way you're being for real right now just you don't
know it look look on the tv it says what do you mean sweet caroline it's in the song no she's no
it's what do you mean that like what do you need like you say you have everything what do you mean
what do you mean you have what do you need you don't what do you need take it what's the what's
matthew mcconaughey's phrase oh Never wanted more or had less. Never been better, wanted more or had.
No.
Wait.
Had more or wanted less.
What do you need?
What do you need?
When you've never had.
Never been better, had more or wanted less.
Okay.
When you've never been better or ever wanted less, what do you need?
Is that the one that's like.
You didn't hear me just nail that little riff?
No that was good
Oh that was that part
That part always makes me think of your sister randomly
Really?
Did you guys do a dance to that?
Not that Justin Bieber song
We did it to
Where are you now that I need you
I guess it's kind of similar
Oh it's almost like Justin Bieber
Wait is pop music kind of just this conglomerate of same chords and same sounds?
Okay.
Maybe.
We'll get back to your thing.
That's done.
Okay, it's done.
She's bad at listening to the words.
What a silly goose.
The other day I was out in the shop early in the morning and I forgot to bring my phone
in.
Usually I listen to my Bluetooth speakers with my phone.
Anyway, I didn't have my phone.
I was like, I'm just going to grind without it for a little bit.
Turned on K-Love. I was like, nice way to start the day. A little Christian contemporary music. I'm here to say that if you like current pop
music, you need to listen to K love. Cause I think that current pop music is like regressing
back to what K love sounds like. Like there was a song, I don't remember what it was.
I should have written it down, but I was like, this sounds exactly like bieber to me hillsong young and free no i don't know maybe
definitely not maybe though it wasn't like a worship song it was a christian song like if
that makes sense there's a difference of like this wouldn't be played at church this would be more of
a church parking lot on your way out from like a young church like hey welcome guys thanks for
thanks for being here we're cool did you hear the speakers yeah take a coffee mug with you when you go huh we'll treat you better than mclean's does yeah we do
yeah yeah yeah um so anyway that's just a random rant that i had a random thought i don't know
either sometimes it feels like christian music is trying to like catch up with like the current
pop definitely definitely i i just feel like this time though it's like no this sounds like a k-love song still it's just sometimes i think justin bieber and if it's like
and maybe that's just ruffling feathers whatever but i just think if you listen to the song i'm
gonna try to find it and comment it on the youtube comments or something but it was like
it sounded just like just like a bieber okay follow up with us let us know so yeah check it
out so yeah check it out all right we have check it out. All right. We have...
What else you got?
What else you got?
Come on.
We have three voice memos.
Right?
Do we have three?
Or do we have two?
Who knows?
I didn't know.
I don't know either.
Let's see.
All right.
Let's do this one.
Hey, guys.
Cameron here with the I'm Down Boys.
I'm out in the shop right now listening to the podcast.
I love the shop. Boy, a lot of people have been wondering where the I'm out in the shop right now listening to the podcast. I love the shop.
Boy, a lot of people have been wondering where the MDownBoys is at,
so I thought I'd pop on and just give a quick update on where everybody is.
Clinton right now, he's about to go into surgery.
He tore his ACL the other week trying to ski down a hill.
No, just say ski.
Nick, you actually owe me $3.50.
So if you're listening to this, please Venmo me that.
Ben, he's about to fly in a plane to go to D.C.
First time he's ever been in a plane, so that's kind of fun.
He's working at a hardware store in Elk Rapids.
Simeon's getting some college scholarships.
That's a big thing he's doing right now.
But just wanted to play a fun game with you guys.
I was wondering how much information you guys could get right about us,
such as how many of us have girlfriends, how many times we poop a day,
what cars we drive.
Anyway, already out of time.
Got to go.
Bye.
They don't miss.
What kind of cars you drive?
Have we heard of Cameron before?
It sounded like Clint.
It did.
It did.
But maybe they just all sound the same.
Maybe. The Tra. It did. But maybe they just all sound the same. Maybe.
It's a Traverse City thing.
Clint and one of his other friends has a podcast called The Dads Podcast.
Oh, that's right.
This did not come from that.
So I guess it's not Clint.
But just they sound so similar.
Like on that podcast, I was doing it one time.
It was like, I don't know who's who.
Which people say that about us too.
So maybe it's just what you do on a podcast for a while.
That's great.
I love the descriptors. Ski down a hill you do on a podcast for a while but um that's great i love the descriptors ski down a hill fly on a plane got it instead of instead of a helicopter you know
yeah yeah um so he asked what we should stereotype them as yeah thank you for the updates who has a
girl so first of all let's get a word bank going here we got clint cameron simeon Cameron. Simeon.
We got Clint, Cameron, Simeon.
Just give a quick update on where everybody is.
Clint right now.
Oh, so.
Nick.
Nick.
He's about to fly in a plane to go to D.C. First time he's ever been in a plane.
Ben's.
He's about to fly.
Ben.
How did I not catch any of these?
Simeon's. Simeon's play a fun game with you.
I just wanted.
Okay.
I think that might have been all.
Clint, Nick, Ben, Lachlan.
Is it Lachland?
Doesn't matter.
Simeon.
Okay.
So I think there's only one girlfriend out of all of them.
Clint's a Clint.
Clint's a Clint daddy.
I was thinking that too.
Clint's a boyfriend guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's a boyfriend guy.
He's a boyfriend guy.
He pulls it off. Well, like it's like, it's like most, most guys like thinking that too. It's a boyfriend guy. Yeah. Yeah. He's a boyfriend guy. He's a boyfriend guy. He pulls it off.
Well,
like it's like,
it's like most,
most guys like would spend too much time with his girlfriend.
He,
he still loves and respects and cares for her.
Um,
but always finds time for the boys,
the boys,
the boys.
I think he's got a little bit of boyfriend voice though.
Like he's talking on the phone.
You can tell he's talking to her cause he softens it up a little bit.
I don't know.
And they give him a hard time for it.
Cause he's a boyfriend voice.
He does treat her well. we all know who it is yeah
what do you think about Cameron
what's he up to
what's his deal
he drives like a truck but like
an old but well kept
truck well kept
like I'm talking like a 1995
but he knows what he's doing so he's got like some
cool Chevy like you know car that like has some like upgraded seats talking like a 1995 but he knows what he's doing so he's got like some like cool chevy like you know car that like has some like like upgraded seats or like upgraded like steering
wheel covers or something blasters you know what i mean yeah so mirrors are always polished yeah
yeah um let's talk nick nick's got that big old backyard he does oh it's so fun and he there he
was always the wiffle ball king wiffle ball nick nick yeah with a ball nick let's go over to his house and let's play for a little bit um nick's a little
bit of a cheater you're gonna want to keep it on and make sure he touches first base yeah but you
still want him on your team he cuts some corners the boy could play some ball right yeah well that's
that's part of it is like yeah he knows he knows where the uh pivot points are on the on the field
so in the terrain yeah the terrain uh what about uh old
ben has a weird uh kind of obsession with cooking recently really likes to cook a little bit yeah
barefoot contessa kind of you know yeah started with just a fine dish some some chicken and rice
but he has he's found more and more that he is uh he just had chicken and rice he was like i'm
addicted to this thing man something about it about it. Ooh, I need more.
I'm on a cooking high.
He's got himself an air fryer now.
Yeah.
I don't even know what those things are.
Oh, it's a lot like a yurt.
Okay.
It's a yurt for your chicken.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then, uh, Simeon, did we talk about him yet?
Simeon.
Um, I think Simeon is still, uh, he got bullied a lot in middle school.
So he's still, he was like, he was like kind of getting tall, but he was still chubby.
And so it was like, there were a lot of like, Simeon says, like Simon says jokes.
And he didn't, even though they weren't that funny jokes, he didn't, he didn't handle it well.
And he lashed out.
And so, but his confidence is like slowly coming back.
And now he's starting to bully other kids.
And we're a little worried about Simeon.
Thank goodness he's graduating soon.
Sure.
But he is starting to, you got to lay off Matthew, Simeon.
Lay off.
You know, you know, you know the Matthew in your life.
Lay off of him.
Matthew's parents emailed me.
Lachlan's getting those scholarships.
Good for him.
You know, that's, that's the big thing in his life.
Yeah, just getting scholarships.
I don't think that was Lachlan's update, was it?
Who was it?
Someone.
Oh, Lachlan, I thought was the, was the scholarship.
Ben, Ben's, he's about to fly in a plane to go to DC or in Elk Rapids.
Simeon?
Simeon's in some college.
Oh, Simeon's the college guy.
Lachlan's the hardware store in Elk Rapids.
Good for you, Lachlan.
I don't think he said Lachlan, that entire voice memo.
Go back.
Yes, he did.
Who's at the hardware store?
I think that's Nick.
No. So if you're listening to this please venmo me that uh ben ben's uh he acl the other week uh trying to ski down a hill
uh uh nick nick you actually owe me three dollars and fifty cents so if you're listening
was a hardware store before after that i think it was after
uh ben ben's uh he's uh simeon simeon's uh getting but just wanted to the podcast right
before simeon right hop on and just give a quick update on where everybody is maybe there's room
he's working at a hardware store dang it how did i catch that i'm so dumb oh do you need to fix
your cord oh shoot sorry you good it's okay yeah you're good now good good good
i gotta get a new cord how hard is it you know i don't know okay uh i'm sorry cameron i was not
very active listener and lachlan so i mentioned you cameron is cameron real like i don't know
what if cameron's a farce of a down boy? Deja vu. Don't do that to me.
Sorry, what were you saying about Lachlan?
I don't know.
Just Bowers Hardware Store.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter.
All right.
Thank you for the voicemail.
I'm down boys.
Good to hear from you guys.
What's up, Jake and Brad?
Love the podcast.
A while ago, you guys suggested that we could become presidents of where we came from so
i just like to say that i'm the president of australia and i believe your first ever australian
cola i had an idea for a parody song to do on the podcast but i'm really bad at writing them
so i think one of my fellow ghosties should do a 99 red balloons parody for episode 99
jake brad love you long time Holy cow. Do people that aren't American
freak out about American accents ever?
I don't think they do, which stinks.
Well, because they've heard it so much in movies and pop culture and everything.
Really? You think that's why?
We don't watch Australian movies
or take in any Australian content,
so it's very foreign to us, literally.
Yeah.
But even if I watched a TV a tv series and like from the
uk or something i would still if someone had a british accent i'd be like keep talking i don't
know i think you get used to it i think so yeah oh man i almost i literally had i got out of the
shower and i put on a shirt that said good day mate on it and then but it was short sleeve like
still kind of cold in the basement yeah i'm gonna put on a long sleeve dang almost linked up perfectly simile oh i love i love the way he said so sour instead of so so yeah sir sir yeah say no
you say no yeah they say like nor yeah avo means afternoon i remember that from australia avo a r
v o this avo oh wow i learned a lot of australian words but that was uh that was pre-podcast i think so
dude didn't get to hear him let's go on the podcast good day yeah um what was it 99 red
balloons sure what song is that uh i don't remember exactly how it goes but i would recognize it okay
i kind of yeah we would figure it out it's like from it's like old 80s maybe okay cool well uh
heather lee or anyone else who wants to write us
a jingle it's been requested come on brad would you like to uh share your review of the week
oh sure on apple's podcast uh five stars let me pull it up real quick i'll go first great
cooper says dear bradothy and jiggison i hope you're having a wonderful day. How's your mom?
This is my seventh different review and I still haven't gotten review of the week.
Okay.
So I'm a wait.
So I'm a really gonna have to dial it up.
Dial.
Oh, so I'm a really gonna have to dial up the amperage.
I truly love your podcast.
I've gotten a lot funnier since I started listening to it, but I'm loosing sleep.
Before I started listening to this podcast, I would usually be a little burn subtle burn for the misspelling of losing it was not now it's not subtle brad i would usually be asleep by 10 15 or
so now i sit in bed and listen to your podcast i'm staying up later than jacob lantern does i
doubt that about a drone at 3 a.m cooper huh can you do that i've been given tiktok advice at 3 a.m
yeah i've also been yeah following up with tiktok comments it's gotten so out of hand I bought a drone at 3 a.m. Cooper. Huh? Can you do that? I've been given TikTok advice at 3 a.m. Yeah.
I've also been following up with TikTok comments.
It's gotten so out of hand that I've even got my mom to make the podcast app shut off
with my other apps at 830.
That kind of is out of hand.
Cooper, settle down.
Mom, I can't stop.
They're talking about shaving my neck.
Also, my friend tried Jacobson's famous when you can't find
a Q-tip,
so you use your car
key prank on me
and man,
did he get me good.
That's funny.
He really kind of
melted my Crocs,
but in a good way.
Also,
my goal is to help you
get to a thousand reviews
by your hundredth episode.
If you read this,
grab your friend's phone
and write a review.
We can do it.
Love y'all.
Yeah,
that's awesome.
Review one of favorites in a long time. Thanks, Cooper. We have do it. Love y'all. Yeah, that's awesome. Review one of my
favorites in a long time. Thanks Cooper. We have 976 ratings right now. Oh, not according to my
website. What do you got? A thousand and three. Oh, Cooper, we did it. Well, yeah, maybe 976 on
here. So still, still, still go review if you haven't yet, uh, mine's from a sparks 91
name, a better podcast than this one. Can't, I absolutely love ghost runners podcast. I work
about 40 minutes from home and Mondays are my favorite days. Now, thanks to Jake and Brad.
I listen every week. I'm currently pregnant and due in April. My sister-in-law recently sent me
something that talked about. If you listen to the same artist all during pregnancy,
that music will comfort the baby when they're born.
I haven't listened to a particular artist a lot,
but I have listened to Ghostrunners podcast.
Really crossing my fingers that when baby is fussy,
I can just play some Ghostrunners
and it will calm her down.
Thankful for Jake and Brad's friendship
that led to this podcast
and their wittiness that never fails to make me laugh
in the car by myself.
Thank you, A. Sparks. Congratulations on the babe. Yeah. Good luck. That's really fun. Can you
imagine like, like he's the baby's just like 3am just fussy. Jake's still awake. You know,
let's just, let's just play something from him. You pop on ghostwriters episode 44 and just,
just, yeah, I'm screaming at the top of my lungs.
That's it.
That's it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Go to sleep anytime now.
Okay, baby.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Okay.
That's great.
Thank you guys for all your reviews.
As always, there's someone here
that I haven't even gotten to yet.
One from a guy named Buttface Malone III.
Oh, yeah, I know him.
Okay.
I'm just kidding.
I have no idea.
Oh, yeah.
I knew his dad.
Oh, B-Face.
Yeah, Mr. Buttface Malone. The junior. So, okay. We. Okay. I'm just kidding. I have no idea. Oh, yeah. I knew his dad. Oh, B-Face. Yeah, Mr. Butt-Face Malone.
The junior.
So, okay, we got another jingle from old Heather Lee.
Yeah.
And this time, Mr. Jakey is going to get eggs and bakey.
Wakey, wakey.
Yeah, I don't...
Very little prep went into this.
I don't know how I feel about the second verse.
Might have to do this again.
Also, can you do the chorus?
Oh, yeah.
Let me pull it up. I mean, yeah, I'm sure I can figure it out. Go ahead. I don't know. I feel about the second verse might have to do this again also can you do the chorus oh yeah let me pull it up i mean yeah i'm sure i can figure out go ahead i don't know
i want you ready i want you ready yeah i think you do the chorus all i at least feel good about
the first verse i don't know how well i know the song this shows how nerdy i am i know the weird
version pretty well but i don't know the lyrics to the real song i love that like yeah i can think
of you back in the day as a kid weird al and and Bo Burnham were like staples in Jake's house.
Yep.
Very ends opposite ends of like the content spectrum,
but right.
Similar talent.
Here we go.
Cold.
So cold out here.
So cold.
Cold.
Oh. It's so cold in here
I was like good gracious cold as glaciers Uh Ghost Nation frozen in place And remember in the one time we were emcees
You know laughing all the time cause this is a breeze
Then I'm singing we're streaming
Oh check us out on YouTube this season
Subscribe if you like what you're seeing
Basement new house pipes stop leaking
No repeating fresh jokes he beating
Vibes steaming
I need you to get up on Apple Reviews, give five stars like we're asking you.
Because I feel like making moves and I feel like touring too.
I can't nobody stop the deuce, so baby tell me what's the use?
I say it's freezing cold in here, so put on more clothes.
I am getting too cold, I want to on more clothes i am getting too cold i want to put more clothes on it's
freezing cold down here so put on some more clothes i am getting too cold i want to put
more clothes on I don't know where I'm at in this song.
I'll just rap.
I don't know where I'm at in this song.
I don't know where I'm at in this song.
I don't know where I'm at in this song.
Sona Studio, Brad don't buy it. I walk to McLean so I hear... Hi, Mom. I don't either. Yeah. Sona Studio.
Brad don't buy it.
I walk to McLean so I heal.
I'm on.
Nah, I don't know where.
I don't either.
This is great.
This is great.
I sing lame so baby I rap it.
Icy, freezing, cold up in this joint.
Park a sweatshirt all up on this point.
You're a triplet so baby you got three.
Best hair jokes and raps with me.
So grab more layers like an Eskimo. You know I dance for the fans on the microphone
Checking my reflection and asking my friend
Like Brad you think my coats too big?
It's freezing cold in here
Put on some more clothes
I am getting so cold
I wanna put more clothes on
It's freezing cold in here
So put on some more clothes
I am getting so cold I wanna put more clothes on. It's freezing cold in here. So cold. So put on some more clothes.
I am getting so cold.
I want to put more clothes on.
Really lost the beginning of that second verse.
Oh, well. Hey, Weird Al. A yeah weird al version i would have had it if that would have been a weird al parody a parody of the parody
you would have nailed it that's what i should look for what is weird al's version it's called
trash day it's getting what in here oh it's getting rotten here oh nice yeah yeah it's a
kind of a mosaic rhyme how does he How does he afford to make so much money?
Like, how does he make money off of the royalties?
I'm sure that he has to pay so much money to other people.
I think he gets their permission.
Really?
And then maybe pays them a little bit.
Oh, wow.
Interesting.
But I think they have to at least somewhat agree to whatever terms they agree on, I guess.
Huh.
Like, I'll give you this percentage of streams and CD sales, and I guess the streams probably
weren't in the contract back then.
I mean, it's probably pretty easy to write the song once you already have the music for it.
So it's like...
Just ask Heatherly or Kirstie.
Sure.
Yeah, no problem.
Just watch out for that second verse.
It will not come to you.
It will not come to you.
I'll get it.
I'll get it.
Let's just go for it.
I'll figure it out.
Well, this has been episode 96.
I checked our metrics last Monday, not Monday, March 1st, but the last Monday, February was
our biggest Monday ever.
Really?
So it's cool that that's like still happening on a pretty regular basis.
That's awesome.
So thanks for telling your friends or whatever you're doing to help grow this podcast.
I don't really know what, I don't think Brad and I are really doing anything special other
than just recording it.
So thanks to whatever, you know, marketing efforts you guys are doing out there on the ground floor,
on the streets.
The grassroots.
The groose roots.
The groose.
The gristle.
The demensis.
The bristle.
Oh, man.
Good times.
Yeah.
Well, check out.
We got multiple bonus episodes out on Patreon right now.
Brad is going to show you what Twerkfest looks like nowadays, later this week on Patreon.
Yeah.
And, you know, if you can't support us there, that's okay.
That's okay.
Thanks for listening anyway.
Yeah.
Check us out on YouTube.
Leave a comment.
Those are fun.
We're getting like 50, 60 comments a video now, which is really fun.
Yeah.
You can pretty much refresh it like, you know.
Right.
A couple times a day and there's something new there.
Mondays are really fun.
Yeah.
Especially like looking in to see what people are saying. So, yeah. Leave a comment., you know. Right. A couple of times a day and there's something new there. Mondays are really fun. Yeah. Yeah.
Especially like looking in to see what people are saying.
So.
Yeah.
Leave a comment.
Let us know.
Favorite part of this episode.
If you had a least favorite part of this episode.
Yeah.
I would say just.
Just tell your friend.
Yeah.
Just tell your mom.
Yeah.
Tell John down in Austin too.
Oh man.
Okay. Cool.
Thanks, Brad.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Yeah. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. Adios cool. Thanks, Brad. You're welcome. Yeah.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you for being here.
Adios, amigo.
Adios, amigo.
Donato, amigo.
You're welcome.
Love you guys.
See ya.
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