Giggly Squad - Giggling about 1 million listens, french bulldogs, and friendship breakups

Episode Date: March 2, 2021

Guys, Giggly Squad has hit 1 million listens!!! Also, Hannah and Paige have a very controversial opinion on french bulldogs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm in the day just got away from me. Good glows we have a big announcement. Y'all are crazy and we've hit a million listens and I thought it was just Kim and my mom, your mom and my mom. I mean, I can't believe people actually listen to us, you know. You know? Yeah, I can't believe it. I mean, I really- You were just both say, you know, at the same time.

I barely listen to you, you barely listen to me, so I don't know if people listen to us. I won't listen to it over and be like, I don't remember her saying any of that shit because I was thinking of what I was gonna say next. Or like sometimes I'll listen to it over and I'll be like, I'm hilarious. And like most often you like set me up for the joke. But so like it's, but I'm not so funny. No, no, no, no, I could set you up, but if you don't slam dunk that that shit's going out of bounds. Sorry, that was a really sports metaphor. Wow

This actually reminds me of a really funny story. I was talking to my brother the other night on FaceTime and he was sitting there get it. You love your hot but brother continue. Yes, we love him and We are saying that like she's funny because she doesn't know she's being funny Which is so nice, but like if you know you're going to say something funny and it doesn't hit, like the feeling you feel. I've done that a million times because you get overexcited, or like me,

I forget words all the time, and words are really critical apparently to telling your joke, so I will like literally be like, oh, and then I can't think of what it is. With these podcasts, like people joke like, oh, or some people are scripted, or like, and some people really prepped for the podcast, but then like it doesn't come off as authentic,

and like no matter what we could plan, it's never gonna be as fire and premium content, right, content as just like your natural chemistry. And I feel like it's a constant battle. It's a constant battle with yourself because like you want to keep saying funnier and funnier things. So like you're like internally trying to like, do you remember we started doing lives and then you realized that you were funny and you

were like, wait, I have to be funny all the time. No, it's, it's, I get nervous like, what if one day I wake up and I'm just, you forget how to be funny. Like, I'm, you lose your power. Yeah, I think nothing I say hits ever again. You get bit by spider and it like takes your power. That's why I fuck comedians. That's right.

Because when they come in me, I take their humor. Wow, I love that. Yeah, so anyway, don't do that at home. Also, I think I remember telling you when I would try really hard to be funny, I don't think it ever goes as well because I remember I first started doing radio with Taylor Strucker like three years ago and one day I walked in, I was hung over, I was annoyed, I just like didn't want to be there and at the end she was like that was the best episode you ever did and I was like Are you fucking kidding me?

I didn't even prep so now I don't prep for anything. Yeah, I can't also I'm so lazy. I mean you're lazy I've had you seen summer house. I'm the laziest piece of shit that I ever walked this planet Sometimes I feel like I've convinced my brain that I'm like, oh my god No, no, no, so much better if you don't prep. Like you're funnier if you don't prep. But in reality, it's me just being such a lazy piece of shit that I want to do it, but I've convinced myself. I also do have to say, a lot of people think they're lazy,

but they actually suffer from anxiety. This is our mental health moment. Look at us, barely four minutes in. We're already going mental health moment because somewhere else is there, and this is where we are. But like a lot of the time, you know, you have to do something and you're like, I'm a procrastinator. I'm so lazy. Sometimes you just get so overwhelmed that it paralyzes you with like all the stuff you have to do. Yeah, that's pretty much my

every day existence. Like I'm just like, I have so much to do. Probably gonna know. And then probably not gonna open my email. And you could act, when you're not doing it, you're so stressed about what you're not doing that you can't even enjoy. Not doing it. And, yeah, like it fucks up the nap. But overall, I recommend lists for people who are listening of trouble with stuff.

Nothing turns me on. More than crossing something off a list. I don't give a fuck, say like putting one foot out of your bed, cross that shit off, it'll make you feel like you did a little bit. How many lists do you have? Oh my god. This is great because my notes is pop in but I have one main thing that guides my life and the title is shit to do So it'll have like right now it has Wednesday Thursday at the gym later stuff and then just like random shit that shouldn't be in there Then we have our gigly squad notes, which is like where we put all our stuff.

Some weeks less than others. I have 11 lists. 11, that's nothing. I have, oh you're working on that. Every time I go to do stand up, I would have to pick up a list and I'd write my set out. I'd be like, fart joke, like, Prince Charming joke, and I'd write it all out, and I'd have a hundred of those. Okay, so you never, but you never delete that?

I forget. I don't delete my, honey. Scroll, scroll, scroll. No, no, no, that stresses me out. Okay, that just in its sell. I'll show you, I've shit to buy, new jokes, stuff I wanna buy in the fall. People's emails, random songs that I wanna download.

I'll leave a random song. Apartments that I want to buy one day, that I'm not gonna like why the fuck do I have something that sounds like so simple. I have whenever I'm talking to a new guy and I like him, I make a list with his name in it and I write down the things that he likes that I like. I'm not simply there. Creepy. right down the things that he likes that I like from that birth. So like when it... Is that creepy? Yes! No way because...

So you don't forget with your other guys? Hear me out on this. So you don't like mix your guys? No, so that like... You're like, are you the one who likes ping pong or soccer? I can't fuck you remember. Well, let me check my notes. Wait, okay, now I have two stories to tell.

One, okay, no, I do that because when it comes time to give a gift or surprise a guy, I'll go in my note to him and all know what he likes. Okay, he likes donuts, okay, he likes this restaurant, he likes this brand. Do you think that's cute or do you think it's an authentic? Would you like a guy to just know that about you or go to his notes page full of girls and their likes? I want my boyfriend to have a note that is titled

Page and all the shit I like so he fucking knows it reads it lives it loves it. Is your love language gift giving? No my love languages So my love language is actually a fact, or no. What is your love language? Physical touch. It's physical touch and then like words of affirmation. Oh, so it's not quality time. Book now. We have different love languages.

That's why I'm like a cat. But I guess that's what my mind is quality time. And I'm realizing now words about formation. I'd rather guy explain why he loves me than just like touch me. I feel like men will touch anything. I'm like that annoying girlfriend that when we're sitting on the couch, I'm like,

okay, now you're gonna tell me five things you absolutely love about me. And they're like, no. Literally did that yesterday. I go, I go tell me three things that you love about me. And he goes, oh my god, you're being so needy. And I was like, tell me. Because you know, you got put on your stupid baby voice. And he was like, I like your butt. You make me laugh. and I like your butt. And I was like, that didn't count, and he goes, you're really annoying.

I go, that didn't count, and we did that for like an hour. Here's why I love it, because I also love doing it. Yes, like whenever, I'm, well like when someone, like if I'm talking to a guy and he does something and I find it really funnier, I love when he does it, I'm like, oh my God, you know what I love? I love when you do it. I'm like, oh my God, you know what I love? I love when you do this.

And it's like a compliment to their personality. Like do you get pissed if you're like, oh my God, you look so cute in your outfit and they just say thanks. No, I don't get pissed if they don't say something back in that moment, but I get pissed that like, at a random time, like when we're just standing in the elevator, I want you to turn and be like, you look really pretty tonight.

Like come on, it's a simple sentence. I have this bad habit. Actually, no, it's a beautiful habit where I'll just go up to, doesn't I'll be like, do you think I look cute? Like I just straight up ask. I'll be like, I want a tension.

Yeah, no, I ask. Like do you, do you like me? Like I just ask all the time. But it's because like you can't just think things in your head. I literally will be like, I want attention. Be straight up. Also, guys like compliments just as much as we do. Like if I'm talking to a guy and we're going out that night

to dinner or something and he walks out in his outfit, I like hype him the fuck up. Yeah, this is my gosh. Actually, I think important dating advice, especially flirting in the beginning. A lot of people try to be like the cool girl, like you're not interested, men are like way too stupid for that. That could be fun for like a second. My thing is I'm overly straight up to the point that I'm almost playing a game with it, where I'll just be like,

like you're so attractive, you're so hot, oh my god, you're hilarious. Like not with like too much like emotion, so he doesn't think you're obsessed with him, but I'll literally go up to guy and I'll just be like, yeah, I'm obsessed with you. Like I just tell him. Yeah, I always say that too. Yeah, that's it.

I actually forgot how I do it for a bit. I'm like, I've been out of the game for three weeks. I've been very much in the game. I've been out of the game, bitch. I miss learning a coach. I miss learning a coach. For me and coach. No, but yeah, it's so much more fun to just be like,

or you fuck with him, and you're just like, you're obsessed with me. Can you please leave me alone? Like, just mess with them in a way of just like talking about how you like each other. Yeah. And be comfortable with that. No, I do that.

Yeah, I definitely compliment guys. I think we have similar flirting strategies except I can be a little more out there. I sometimes I do it like I have a mom to tell them that I think they're funny. I'm like, wait, I didn't expect this. You're so funny. Like I'm surprised.

Yeah. Because that puts them down a little. And I also need that. I mean, I love a neg for people don't know what negging is. It's when you're like me to someone to make them like you. Guys are like not that great at doing it, especially if like I neg them back harder and they can't handle it. Negging is truly an art form. I recommend if you do it, you do it in like a kind of sexy voice, but it's just like, yeah, just make like,

oh my god, I never, I didn't think you'd put together a sentence like that. Oh, you played football and you, I think that's funny though. Like if someone did that to me, I would think it was funny. Yeah, if the guy doesn't think he's funny, he's a fucking loser and he probably has a small penis. And if he laughs and says something back at you, marry him.

If he comes right back, oh my God, I hate when a guy can't come up with a comeback. I get so bored so quick. I will. I love that. This guy surprised me the other night and got me a Magnolia pudding and because that's my favorite.

But then he also got me a slice of key lime pie. And I don't like key lime pie. And so he saw it on the floor. No, so I got the pie. He was like, oh, I was like, oh my god, my favorite putting like, I can't believe you remembered whatever. And then I opened the pie and I was like,

who the fuck like, ski line pie? And you're like, wait, you're amazing, you're perfect. And then you're like, I take like every nice thing I've ever said about you. He was like, his response back was, oh, shit, that must have been like one of my other girls. Like, I forgot. That's funny.

You like chocolate. And I just liked that he said that back. That's really funny. And then I was like, who the fuck is she? I'm like, what's your address? I feel like, yeah, I love when guys make fun of me. Because it means I can make fun of themselves, and they don't take life too seriously.

Rainbow's butterflies, yes, we're obsessed with it. I feel like you fight with guys about food a lot. What was the fight with Perry about muffins? He got me a muffin one morning. He got me a muffin one morning, and I was laying on the couch and I was eating it, and I was getting crumbs all over. And he was like, do you want to eat over the table?

Like, what the fuck? And so I put the muffin back in the bag and I put it on the table and I was like, now I don't even want it. Like, let me eat my muffin on my couch on a Saturday morning and shut up about it. Oh, yeah, so you laughed and you're like, I don't even want the fucking muffin.

Yeah, I was so bitter about it. And I were broken up. So I actually have a good muffin joke to make more positive. Okay, so there's two muffins in an oven. One muffin said, holy shit, it's hot in here. And the other muffin said, holy shit, a talking muffin. I don't got a...

It's funny because the muffin who said it also talks. You know what? That's okay. It's not my best material. It's not my best. I'm gonna move on from this. I'm gonna move on from this. Let's do some advice.

I do feel like food though is very important in relationship and people, I do think there should be a dating app of like your Uber rating compatibility because you don't want someone who's a dick, unless they pay for the parties and other people must know. You have a recent Spotify playlist. Spotify playlist, everything order and seamless. Like if you order the same type of food on Sleamus,

like do you understand the amount of fights you don't have? Oh, you were talking about just food. Yeah. Sorry. No, it's okay, but all of it. Food, Uber ratings, your Spotify. I don't know. Anything about you.

One of my girlfriends had gone over to a guy's house for the first time. And he was like, oh, let's order. Oh my god, no. Let's order food. So it's the first time she's spending the night or hanging out or whatever. And she's like, yeah, okay. I like thinking like like I could get pizza Cuz that's like a very first time you order in together like you order something whatever and he

Suggestion was ramen And she was just like how fucking weird is that also if you're actually a ramen eater take out as a no Like ramen people don't like like they will not eater take out is a no. Ramen people don't like, like they will not even do. Take out ramen. Yeah, like it's because it's all about it being fresh, the pasta, not pasta, the noodles being fresh, they're so tiny.

Anyway, so I don't like this at all. I don't like this guy. But like, could you imagine if I was at a guy's house for the first time and he was like, let's get fuck around and get ramen. I'd be like, get out of my apartment. I'd be like, let's fuck around you outside you out of my apartment You should leave you know like I feel like the first time you hang out with someone and you order food It's your very basic. It's pizza. Mm-hmm. It's sushi. Oh, yeah

Don't do like this spaghetti because you get all slurpy. It gets all over the fucking place I'll do a cheeseburger. I Try not to I know I this is good things. What do you order on it? What's I deal order on a first date at a generic like restaurant? At a generic restaurant so like an American cuisine restaurant. Yeah, cuz if you yeah, cuz if you order a salad I feel like it's annoying. It's lame. It means that like... I feel like you go with the fish, like the salmon, or you're getting the chicken.

The chicken. Yeah, sometimes the red meat that goes right through you, the dairy that makes me bloated immediately. If there's a pasta, I'm getting one that I can, like a penne. But watch out for the garlic. These are little details that people don't fucking think of. That's why we're here. Like how great is it when you get to the stage with a guy

where you're like, hey, I'm gonna stuff my fucking face now. And they're like cool. And you're like surpass whatever that thing we do in our head as girls that we're like, oh, we're like dainty. And then after it, you don't have sex and you just lie there. But those are some of the best nights. Those are the best nights because you're both like-

And you wake up in the morning. Yeah, and you're like, we like fell asleep and then like you do morning time stuff. Speaking of morning and then like having to poop after a nice meal. Did you notice I put- every now and then I post a thirst trap. I don't do it often. Wait, re- the pooping thing, just a quick thing. I just want to touch on it quickly. Pooping used to be my thing that I talk about. They make fun of you once on the show about pooping and now you think it's your fucking thing.

Okay, fine, continue. One of my guy friends texted me the other day and was like, oh my god, I listened to the podcast and you just have to let you know that I think about this with girls all the time And I want them to be the most comfortable So when I spend the night I wake up in the morning and I go get ice coffees or like I go get breakfast and bring it back So that she has like an hour or 45 minutes to like You know that is poop if she has to poop or like do whatever she has to do know it was like oh I want to try that man some man. What do you how would you feel of a guy?

Just said like hey if you want a poop poop you'd still be like oh my god no I would like laugh I'm like what and then I'd be like thank you Thank you so much. Oh Jesus. Thank you so much. Well, I decided to post one of my actually It was a cell I would take selfies in the bathroom and send them to Dess during something else and it was one of those I think I I said post poop Pick so it's PPP. We're making it a thing. So everyone post your PPP morning I think I was diarrhea though because we had so much anxiety diarrhea in that house

I would eat getting get in a fight, go have diarrhea. I think there actually was a recent part where like I left the table, I was like, oh, stomach cramp. I had to ship myself. Yeah. The whole time. So anyway, what do you think of post poop picks becoming a thing? Would you ever post as your caption, PPP? No. No! Why? Because the word poop just makes me think like, like being dirty.

Like I get it, everyone poops, but like I just, I don't like the word. Yeah, and that's why you have to do some self work. Because post, you're below, you're projecting your own issues onto the word poop. Yeah, but there, there, okay, but here's the thing. There are also like those words that you just don't like. Mm-hmm. Yeah, poo poo. Like when people say essentially, it's like if someone says the word essentially,

I will punch them in the face. It does not mean anything. And you're just saying it to act like you're smarter than me. Oh, like, what do I have to write emails, I feel like? Do you get emails now? You get a lot of emails by important sometimes. But like, I hate when people say per, per my last. Oh, well that means they're pissed at you.

When people say essentially it means nothing. They're just putting in front to say they're better than you. Like I know what that means. Anyway, we're gonna do a little bit of advice before front page news. This girl said, this guy I'm talking to loves snap, but I keep talking to him. Do I like him or the attention?

But loves what? Like, I guess he loves Snapchat. So she's basically saying she knows that he is just like wanting to get like picks and stuff. Here's the thing, I don't know if I can even give advice on this because I feel like we're too old to know what the deal with Snapchat is.

We don't know the full deal, but we know that we had to take old school shit where like you could get in trouble and then there was like the cloud and all this stuff. But all those Snapchat engineers are looking at your tips. It depends on how old you are. Like if I was talking to a guy and he had a Snapchat and he was asking me for Snapchat pictures. I would immediately delete him from my phone. Yeah, if you're on hinge and a guy goes, what's your snap? Get out of there.

Don't even try the like, no, it's text. No, just don't answer. But if you have to ask or like him or the attention, you know it's the attention. I also think it's important to understand that like, there is a huge difference between liking someone's attention, liking the person, but sometimes it's's important to understand that like, there is a huge difference between liking someone's attention like in the person, but sometimes it's really hard to understand it when you're single. Do you know what I mean?

Because the attention is like a dopamine hit, and I feel so fucking good when you're lonely. Are you kidding? I love that. It's getting any sort of attention makes my die. Okay, let's see what else we can find. Okay, some of these questions I just don't know the answer to. So when he stomped, you want to know what the question was, how do I find and attract a non-assault?

Don't know. I mean, what are we detectives? I'm like, what are we Darwin? How do you deal with falling in love with someone faster than they fall for you? Oh my god, interesting. I don't know if we're the right people to talk about this because we're both very emotionally blocked. I'm extremely emotionally blocked. I definitely feel myself having a wall up, which is the first time I feel like I've ever really felt that.

I think it's because you've dealt with like an intense relationship. How did I just turn this advice into like me giving me? I was like fuck this girl in her question. I need to talk about something. I have a wall up. I like it. It's really annoying. No, you just came out of relationships. So you don't wanna get that quick into the deep emotion

of getting pain and someone getting hurt. That shit is annoying. But read this girl's question because I feel like I have felt this a lot. Who likes, it's even equated to liking someone who doesn't like you back, but also falling in love with someone quicker than they're falling in love with you. I feel like it's really just all about control.

Everyone wants to be in control of the relationship, and until you let that go, you're not really ever going to be happy. I had a guy who basically, like, I'm speaking very generically, but I was like kind of playing games. Yeah. Not really, but it was just like how I was in the beginning. And he straight up was like, if you want to play games, that's cool, but I'm just not into that.

I'm into you. Yeah. And I, for the first time ever, was a SEMP. And I was like, oh my god, I'm sorry. I won't play games. I'm sorry. I was being stupid. And I've never done that.

But it was so hot that he said that. And then he was, oh my god, I'm sorry, I won't play games. I'm sorry, I was being stupid and I've never done that. But it was so hot that he said that. And then he was actually falling in love harder than I was. But he was so confident about it. And he's like, yeah, I just know I love you. And I realized, it's not that I didn't love him back. I was just so blocked and had to overcome my own fears that he might be an asshole or he might fuck me over. But I also feel like love is a two way thing.

Like love is not, oh, this person makes me happy. I always used to think it was that, but I actually think it's an emotion of two people combined who just like really care for each other. Like you can't be one without the other. I think one without the other is more of like a, not obsession, but like in your head. I feel like it's also, yeah, it's a two-way street,

but like, it doesn't make them, like finding the love of your life isn't like, oh, they've made my life so much better. It's like, you want him, you don't need him. Yeah, like you wanna be better for this person. Like, he automatically makes you a better person because you're doing more things for yourself Like you have more motivation you have like things like that

It's not that they like did anything for you. Oh 100% I mean people you get like really comfortable with someone and all that that stuff But like love is you also can't like Numerically rate it or rank it. It's not like he's out of 10 and I'm at an 8. But I do wanna say this next one, which is I love love. I love you go from, I'm emotionally blocked to like, I am definitely emotionally blocked, but I do love love.

And like, I, So you're not a sociopath. I'm not a sociopath, that's for sure. But like, I've gotten, oh, I've tried to get over liking people who don't like me. Good. Well yeah, because you... Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Good, Paige. It's because also, you can't even fall for someone if they don't like you. Do you know what I mean? Because that's why situationships are so much harder

because you've never actually given a shot to see what they really are like. You have to get made up in your head. Do you wanna do what you think it would be like? Would be the worst boyfriends, but in your head, you're like, what? He's an athlete, you're like, oh, he's rich. But if you actually dated them, you'd be like,

wait, our schedules are so different. For sure. It like, oh, he's rich. But if you actually dated them, you'd be like, wait, our schedules are so different. I want it. For sure. It's, oh, anyway. It's literally the person that, like, you just want to be around at all times, because they're not, because of all these, like, materialistic bullshit things.

Next question. How do you deal with a best friend breakup? Ooh. Like you and your best friend are no longer best friends. Yeah. Wow, okay, this is actually an interesting topic. I feel like, have you had a lot of best friend breakups? I mean, everyone's your fucking best friend

on your Instagram, so. I do use the term best friend a little bit lately. Very loosely. I just feel like anyone that I- I had a bit yesterday you her your best friend on Instagram. It's like, I sound like a jealous girl over here. I called on my best friend on my Instagram. I have known her since high school.

So that doesn't happen. I've known a lot of people since high school. I don't call them my best friend. You know that you're my real best friend. Okay, I just want to come from my continuum. I have dealt with best friend breakups and they are really hard. I had one in my life that I mourned an actual death

and then it almost turned into a toxic relationship of like, should I work it out? Is she gonna work it out? Should we hang out? Should I see her? Like, and it gets weird. And it's sad. I don't think there's a way to cope with the sadness other than time heals all. But the one thing I've just been really thinking about in this goes for like

friendships or relationships. Whatever is meant for you will be with you. So like if people are walking out of your life and you don't really understand why or like this might be a mistake, it's not. Like the universe gets rid of people that aren't going to be able to grow with you. And like any friend that I've stopped being friends with, like they wouldn't fit in with my life now anyway.

You sound like you're from LA. Oh my God. If my crystal doesn't like you, I will grow that. I would just say that. I'm like, hold on, my crystal is telling me something, and it's that we don't like you. No, I think you're right. It's also just like, think of it like science.

Like, if you're magnets to each other, it doesn't matter how far you are, like eventually you're, you're going to be magnets to that person, you're going to reject other things. And just that trust and calmness will bring you so much more happiness in your life. But breast-friend breakups are also hard because like with dudes, it's like there was sex, there's always other reasons why you're together, where your best friend, it's like you literally just loves, you chose each other. Like, yeah. Not because of a sexual thing, not because of literally just a person that just cares about you for 100%, you not the tightness of your vagina, you know? Right.

So, like, likes hanging out with you, likes your mind. Yes. But can, like, you can be your full self. And you know that, like, you guys have talked so much shit about every other person. So then when you lose them, you're like, were you talking that kind of shit about me now? Yeah. Because you're not. That's the craziest thing. Or like I always think about like the shit my friends knew. Like and then like if we ever stop being friends, we're done. Well, my as well, just go to jail. Just put me in jail. That's the other thing. Like if you

stop being friends with someone and then you go and talk shit about them, fuck you. No. Because at one point that was your fucking girl. Have some respect. Yeah. Yeah. But girls are also like much smarter than guys. So like when guys when you break up with them, I feel like it's simpler. Where girls, it's like, it can be just like harder, because we're better at emotional manipulation. Yeah, and we know what like really cuts each other deep. Yeah, too. Which is a skill, but also can be super scary. Um, it's you another. I fucking love that face. Opinion on hat on oh, I love this okay opinion on boyfriend having a girl best friend go Thing Don't want it don't need it get it out of here. I think it depends if she's a lesbian. It's fine

Okay, I also feel like sometimes people Right things in that are younger than us. Like, if I'm dating a guy and he has a best friend who's a girl and she's married and she has kids, and like I've listened to their phone combos and I've seen their text and like, this is fucking platonic, then I don't care. If I was younger and even like now,

if I'm seeing a guy my age, and he has like a girl best friend who's always around, I'm probably gonna think like, it's a little bit weary. I mean, a little weary about it. I'm gonna say right now, whenever a guy and a girl are like best friends, as if they're choosing

to hang out with them and said to like, they're people of their same gender, I feel like one of them has an attraction to the other person. It could be emotional or physical. It might not be enough to ever date the person, but there's something about them that you like. And it's funny because actually, I don't know. Andrew Collins, we have some funny stories because he's like my best guy friend.

Like when someone goes, oh, you're my best friend. Andrew Collins, my best guy friend. We had a funny incident where like he was talking to someone and she knew that we were really close but I was very new and I wasn't like hitting him up all the time, like she just knew we got along. And they got a huge fight because she thought that he was staring at my nipples Because I was like wearing a shirt with no bra and you know my nips are always out to play and they got a huge fight

And I had no idea and this was like in the beginning of our friendship like I wasn't calling him ever and he was like Yeah, we broke up so she thought I was staring at your nipples and like a super weird like I wasn't I mean I could see them But I wasn't like staring at them and I was like what the fuck like I'm so upset that she got upset because like there's obviously nothing going on But then right now I think if Andrew had a real real girlfriend I'm not face timing him whenever I have a thought you know what I mean Right, which is what you do your best friend and Andrew and I, we've had like a little bit of a shift in our friendship, like during quarantine, it was like just him and Luke calling me the whole time

and like the occasional football guy. And then once I started seeing Des, I like wasn't answering Andrew's face times anymore. Like because like I'd be in bed with him or like we're in the car, I wasn't about to be like, so I'm gonna talk to this other guy. And I had to kind of, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man,

I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man,

I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man,

I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not have a lot of guy friends, and if I'm ever hanging out with a guy in their face, timing me, like sometimes I will answer if it's like in the middle of the day or whatever. But if it's like nighttime, I'm texting, I'm like, yo, I'm with someone. Or if it's like a random guy friend saying hi, but if you have, you know, when you have a guy best friend,

you're both single and you talk all the time, you can't do that anymore, because you have to keep your circle small and that you have a guy or whoever your partner is that you love and you have your best girlfriend. And that's how I live with all of you. It also is like, it also there's part of me that thinks though, too, you have to be so secure

in your relationship. If there's ever one really good thing I will say about Perry is that when I dated him, never once for even half a second did I ever consider that he was ever talking to another girl or like ever cheated on me. That is another amazing point. I never went through his phone. I never even thought to go through his phone. We had a very secure relationship in that point like stance, whatever. Also, if you're new to your friends with this, yeah, if you're nervous that one girl could come in and

change your man's mind, that's a problem in your relationship. It has nothing to do with the girlfriend. Yeah, she could be hitting on him, but you have to let her hit on him all day long, you have to know that your boyfriend would never do anything. I also think it's weird if guys have legit, like, no girls they're friends with, that freaks me out and makes them feel like they don't know how to have, like,

chill friendships with girls or like, every girl they've, are friends know they've hooked up with, because we know those kind of guys who, like, any girl that's in their phone they've hooked up with. Yeah. But here's the, okay, I will say this too though, like devil's advocate.

I have a lot of guy friends. None of them have- Oh, that you can say that you've hooked up with. Like, you can say that you've hooked up with. She's like, I've never gotten my phone on. Oh my God, that's excellent. No, I have a lot of guy friends. None of them have serious girlfriends,

but like the second they bring a girl in an eye meter and they're like, I really like her, I'm like, I love this for you, this is amazing. But like if we're both single and we're out, I'm probably like flirting with them a little not to the point where it's like I might hook up with Paige, but like there's definitely like a little flirty banter. Well that goes back to like-

But if they had a girlfriend, like it would just never happen. Yeah, no, I'm just saying that they should have girls in their life that they aren't just girlfriends, but it goes back to girls and guys, I think inevitably like to be a friend of someone, you have to be attracted to their brain or their body. Or sometimes guys have girlfriends

that like they've had sex with before and they know it is like would never work And that's how they're able to be friends because like I would never want to have sex with you again So maybe it's like let them get it out of a system fuck his best girl Actually, I've heard that before some people will be like we just immediately have sex in the band Beginning get out all the tension and then just like there's no like what if what could it be? Yeah, I'm like no this would be like awful. Okay.

Should we do from the videos? Yes, let's do from the page. Yeah. So Lady Gaga has a friend who is also her dog walker. Her dog walker was shot in the chest and two of her dogs were stolen. Was that a shot? He shot like multiple times?

I think it was only shot once, but like I was reading this page six article, the entire article Hannah is about how devastated Lady Gaga is over what's going on, and then she has a $500,000 reward. And an email set up that if you know where the dogs are, like have any information or like if you took the dogs, it will, she won't say anything, she'll give you the money,

if she just wants the dogs back. I read the entire article, not once, until I had to go to a different article, did they say how the guy who got shot is doing? Like I read the whole article and I was like, yeah, I was like, wait, what about the human? Is he a fucking judge about the way is he alive he's alive i had to get out of the page six article go to e news and like look it up i thought she was about to say five hundred thousand dollars for anyone who shot the man

who's my friend but like did these people just do this to get lady godgas dog i think so i mean they don't know. They're like, we don't know if it's related, but like, who's walking around LA? Just literally this man got shot and dog stolen, and that's it. So like, obviously, they just wanted the dogs, which is so- But it's true, like, putting a walk around LA

and be like, this isn't Lady Gaga's dog. And they're like, no, that is. And they're like, he's wearing a blue collar, and you're like, I know, but it's the dog. Okay, you just get in a fight with someone. Dogs stealing a fucking thing in Williamsburg. You know, there's all these cool coffee shops, and the hipster is moving their little doodles outside.

People would just swipe doodles, just steal people's dogs in Williamsburg all the time. Okay, that's a fucking insane. Beginning of this article says, Thursday's brutal dog napping. I shouldn't laugh because if someone stole butter, or any of my foster babies. I have a question. $500,000 to get her two dogs back.

This is so ironic because I was hanging out to my friends last night. We're talking about like how veterinarians are so fucking expensive. And I was like, this is dark, but I'm gonna ask you guys. How much money is the vet saying you owe before you say, probably gonna put it down. Like, probably not gonna do that. You are such a sick human. I'm not

even gonna get in this because I'm an animal lover. Not no fighter. No, but it's sick. But also it is oh my god. You don't have to give me a number but let me just tell you. I work to give butter a better life. You don't even post polo on your Instagram. You call him fat, okay? I said it. I mean, I'm not saying that I would like it. I say where I come up from, I've always pear-shaped and you use the fat word on your dog. You body shamed your dog. I love polo. I would fucking die for polo. No you're not. In my pain. It's a lot. In my pain. You wouldn't die In my pain. That's a lot. In my pain. You wouldn't die for polo. That's a lot.

No, okay. I love him so much now. And I pain 25 fucking grand. I don't think so. I don't think so. Well, it's not a point where sometimes, as we said, we're going back to the crystals. Some things are not meant to be in your life.

And if you have to pay $25,000 to get a surgery that might not even work, let that bitch go. And I mean, bitch, like I meant it and take a new animal and give them a home. It's just I don't, yeah, I don't think. What kind of dogs were they? Just in case I see them, like running around the Hamptons. They were French Bulldogs. So they put that shit in their pockets. Okay, here's another thing that I want to tell you. What? Not a huge Bulldog fan, French American, I don't discriminate.

Don't love them. I mean, I'm a cat person, but bulldogs, they're like ugly, huh? I feel like people go crazy over French bulldogs, and I'm like, okay, they can't breathe. Yeah, they look like they got hit in the face by a frying pan, yeah. They're normal dogs. They can't breathe that ran into a wall.

I can have a dog laying at the end of my bed, not being able to breathe in the middle of the night. I will fucking lose my shit. This is based on experience. Do you remember you were at a like a share house and we literally were trying to do lives but the dog was couldn't breathe and was like weezing too loud and I was like can you get that dog a doctor and you were like this is just a dog. I like mentally blocked it out. Oh my god. My friend Justin's oh my my god, that fucking dog.

I actually did fuck with that dog though. I like that dog. But when it was annoying me with the sound, it was like absolutely get out of here. Well, you know, sometimes like you just have to learn more about the dog, like now I'm obsessed with Pipples. If you haven't watched the Champions, great documentary about Michael Vicks' Pipples

and where they are now. Anywho. Okay, next. Emma Watson. We're gonna get so much hate for making fun of French Bulldogs. Do you realize that? I'm making fun of that? That's 90% of like female bloggers. I have a preference and I am allowed to like a certain type of dog and not like a certain type of dog. Like Tom and type of dog and not like a certain type of dog. Like Tom and, and told dogs. Sorry. You know what dogs I feel like I would really fuck with, but I heard they're really mean, but like aesthetically I want one.

Ooh, Rottweiler. Her Dalmatian. Oh, but I heard they're really mean. I also, I tricked Des to foster two cats for two weeks. That's how you know. You are so smart. I am. One of them I'm in love with, but it's whatever, just continue.

I don't wanna talk about it. Okay, so people are saying that Emma Watson is taking a break from movies. She's 30, they say she's stepping away from acting. Watson's agent told the outlet that she's dormant from her career and won't be taking on any future projects for the foreseeable future. Why do they have to use a word dormant like a tumor?

I don't know. People don't know, but I guess after she films Little Women last year, she refused to do press with any of the other cast and would only show up to the premiere. But no one really knows what's happening. And here's why I wanted to even do this story. I can't ever decide if I like Emma Watson or if I don't. And I still don't know. Well, what's interesting is you hear a lot of diva stories. But sometimes like, is it diva or is it just like having like really strong boundaries because you've been like

abused in the media for so long? Do you not even mean? Yeah, like is someone really a bitch or are they just like sticking to what they want and they're not? Because imagine if you said yes to everything everyone asks you to do, like I do. Right. You'd be exhausted. Like I am so exhausted and sometimes it makes, or like, and then people take advantage of

you. You find yourself on an interview, like, and they're making you talk about things you want to talk about or, and I could see someone just being like, I have to protect like my company. And I just have to say do my own thing. And then it could eventually come off like J. Lo being like, don't my guy contact with me. Right. I aspire to get to.

I actually, I just did a clubhouse for the first time. Oh, wait, how was that because I've been so curious. It's interesting because I mean, mean, this is my job, like doing this podcast, doing a brain house. So it was interesting to like go on for half an hour. It's basically a virtual panel. So it's so easy, like you press the room, you're in the room, if you're a moderator,

or if you're listening, someone could tap you in to be the moderator. And then you guys just, like you mute and unmute and you talk. It was really fun to be in, like, it's more like a podcast, but like a group, but we were talking about, it was with the girl that does like, IG famous by Dana. She has like 200,000 followers.

It was formerly IG famous bodies, and it just shows the like edited and unedited photos. It shows people's like Kylie Jenner's body before or after and like, I thought, I love that stuff. But they were talking about basically transparency of like, if you're gonna get it, telling people, like, I got it. And I basically was like, I was talking,

I was, I didn't go like, oh my God, it's supposed to surgery. But I was like, I'm against editing. I think if people edit, there should be like a warning. Like, this photo has been altered if you like, really fuck with it. To a certain extent. Or just for like, so girls don't look at something and think that they could get it by like buying someone's workout plan for $30 in an ebook when it's like that bitch had a Brazilian butt left

plus editing. The day I buy an ebook, I have a workout plan is the day when you'd have an intervention with me. I mean, I've done it. We're just like, I've been like, oh, I want it like a workout plan and like this girl looks like it's would be fun. Her workouts are fun. I did it once and it was like $12 and I never looked at it. Some of those workout pitches don't make a lot of money and I gotta give it to them. Yeah, I'll give it to them.

Let's give it to them. Let's give it to them. Let's give it to them. See you in court. But I do think that. But, so Leah from Real House, who's New York was on it, who we love, who's just like, just honest, blunt, gives it to him, and she's like, look, I got my nose dead and my breast done, and I tell everybody, because I feel if I didn't, it's like I'm just like lying,

and like, I'm trying to be transparent. And I was like, yeah, it's like I'm just like lying. And like, I'm trying to be transparent. And I was like, yeah, it's like has to be woman supporting women. It's like me saying page, I love your sweatshirt, where did you get it, and being like, nowhere. It's like me being like page, your Botox looks so good, or like your forehead looks so good, and you being like, oh my god, I just got this facial, you should get it, oh, I just got this Botox from this guy.

So it's like women need to be fucking open instead of... Could you imagine if you said, where is that sweatshirt from? And I said, nowhere. I sometimes I go at the thrift store. You wouldn't get it, you're not from Brooklyn. But, that was crazy. She said like, she got a lot of hate from people.

Like, so she's like, people are afraid to say they got plastic surgery because like, at hate, because it's not like natural. And it made me feel bad, but it's also like, like, you know when Sonya Morgan was like, yeah, I got a huge face lift. And I was like, yes, bitch. She's like tagging the surgeon. Yeah, she looks fucking phenomenal.

She looks great. And like, be honest about it. It's a transparency that's fucked up. It's like how Kylie Jenner was like, buy my lip kit. But then it works. She got a million dollars. So, billion. I got to, I agree with you.

Since we're talking about the Kardashians, so a clip came out from the new season that's coming out. And it's basically Scott telling Courtney that he would marry her right now. And I love Travis and Court. I feel like I do love them. But I deep down want Courtney and Scott to get married. I want it for the family, but Paige, I think he's really struggles with addiction and stuff,

and it's really hard to... Okay, but one, we don't know that for sure that he's still really struggling, and I actually kind of think that he dates these really young girls, not making excuses for him because I think the age is way too young, but he should be with someone who's 26. So he's still emotionally available for her? Like, he's like, I see him just playing around. Yeah, I feel like he dates these really young girls that he knows deep down, like nothing ever would be serious with them

because they're so young, they have so much growing up to do. They're not gonna try and get married and have his babies. And so that he's always available for when Courtney's ready, because he's just passing his time. Why do you think she's not ready? I don't know. I feel like maybe she just isn't in love with him.

Yeah, and if it's burn, it's burn. I'm all about moving on. I love a breakup. Let's talk about Travis and Courtney with his ex Shayna. So people have been, so she first got in trouble because she was caught liking an Instagram comment on her page like diseng Courtney.

Then she posted a meme like, oh, why are you stressing out or something? Like there's someone out there dating your ex. So she keeps like subtly shading Courtney. And then Courtney. Be happy that like your ex is dating like one of the most beautiful successful women in the world. I hate when my exes, I love when my exes date like amazing women.

I'm like they have great taste. You know what's interesting? None of my exes are in relationships except one. Wow, so you really fucked up a lot of them. I feel like do you think that's because I'm I'm the emotionally abusive I was gonna say you're amazing, but no you yeah, it's possible there. I mean they're definitely They're definitely knows your name. They're therapist is well versed on page the sorba. Oh, all things page Yeah, it's either they were so in love with me and they can't get over me or I fucked them up so badly.

Or they're just folks in their career. But. Oh, actually one does have a really nice girlfriend. But like the main three, single. Interesting. I was gonna say something like single as a, but I couldn't think of something single. Pringle. Single as a bringle.

Yep. Been there, yeah. Can we also talk about who's Scott dating again, Rina's daughter? Okay, so Scott's dating Amelia Hamlin. Have you seen her little transformation? Wait, what happened? She just got like a really fake tan and looks like her Kardashian.

Like was it overnight? Like why would she dress like that? I mean, she, I'm gonna go to her Instagram right now. I mean, she looks like Chloe. But like she was gorgeous before. And then now she... No, I don't think she did like plastic surgery because I just think she's doing her makeup way.

No, she put on like a whole different look. Yeah, her look is way different, her makeup's way different. She never wears her hair like this. She, like if you look at her Instagram page, it's very natural. Was it just a random photo? Yeah, it's so natural. Like natural in terms of like she does not wear

a lot of makeup at all. Yeah. I don't know if she like gets her lip stun or whatever. I think she's stunning. I really do. I mean, she definitely gets her lips done, but yeah. Yeah, she definitely does. Wow, now I'm like going in to a whole of Amelia Hamlin.

Do you know her sister was dating one of the guys from Love Island? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh god. Oh my god. What else do we have in front of patients? Oh, I have one more story and it's like not really a story,

but I found it interesting and I didn't like it. Okay. What else do we have in front of patients? Oh, I have one more story, and it's not really a story, but I found it interesting and I didn't like it. Okay. Wait, you just said you didn't like it? Yeah, you know how in New York City, it's getting to inside restaurants, it's gonna go up to like 35% capacity. Okay.

Madam to so, send it wax figures to Peter Luger restaurant to fill the other empty seats. Nope. And I hate that. Nope. Imagine walking in the restaurant or like, at night at like 11 p.m. the last people leave,

you're just, you know, checking out everyone out and then you have to shut the light and then those fucking wax figures, the little eyes start moving. Nope. Check, please. Check, please. Check immediately. There is literally a wax figure of Audrey Hepburn just fucking chilling at this table. Madam Tucson's C1Corp. Nope. See you in C1Corp.

An absolute felon behavior. We will see you in C1Corp. Also like why would they take their time to do that? Also, I'd be like, hey, Audrey's sitting in my seat. Can she, she like, the check's in front of her for hours? Can I? Like, I would, I would absolutely lose my mind. It's so creepy. And also, like, people actually like when places aren't crowded.

Like, can we just normalize that in New York City? You don't have to be, have a fuck up, they have a fake line outside of wax figures, you have to wait in it to feel like you're in New York. So, the craziest part of this whole thing is, I feel like our whole lives are like turning backwards, whatever. I went out to dinner the other night with,

I went out on a date, and we went to Don Angie, which is like this Italian restaurant in New York City. And outside, they have these booths set up. But you can't see inside the booth. Like each booth has a red curtain in front of it. So you have no idea how many people are in there, like sitting. So if it's just you and him on a date, like it's, you can't see anyone else. And he made our reservation for inside the restaurant and he was like, I just figured it was

going to be fucking freezing and that you would want to sit inside. But like the vibe in that fucking booth outside is so cool. Like I'm pissed we're not sitting outside. And we were sitting inside and there was like a tape, like two tables away from us were a couple and the other side there's like couple and we looked at each other and were like how crazy is it that we don't want to be by anyone and we'd rather be alone in this booth like we could have stayed home it would have just been on. Some of the restaurants crushed it with the outdoor seating. Yeah, they really did. There's an Instagram that rates like all the New York City restaurants based on like how warm they are

Oh cool. And it's actually it's so smart Well some people weren't allowed to put like the propane tanks or whatever I think they were like they couldn't like get them. There's a few restaurants in New York that like really do it fucking well There was some like things that people had to get legally to do it, but Yeah, New York is like such a different vibe right now, but I kinda like, I don't mind sitting outside. I really don't, like I kind of fuck with it. A little bit like if there's a heater above me. I kinda fuck with the heater.

And like just like, I like that thing. And getting like a hot alcoholic drink. Hot hot. Hot hot. What are you drinking right now, by the way? Like what's your go to? Dude, I'm so happy you asked. Yeah.

I've been really into a cocktail. Like I used to just be a tequila. Yeah, I used to just be a tequila soda girl. Sometimes I do tequila on the rocks and I'd get like a ginger ale on the side. Then I just went to tequila on the rocks. And then I figured I had a problem. Then you said, hold the rocks.

Yeah, then I was just like, how about you just bring the bottle out to me? Thank you. That means you're like, I wanna get fucked up with the least amount of sugar possible. That's what tequila on the rocks is. Oh, where I'm just like, I injected into my veins. Yeah, I you're like, I want to get fucked up with the least amount of sugar possible. That's what tequila rocks is. Right.

Or I'm just like, I injected into my veins. Yeah. Just put it in a tampon and put it inside me. Figure it out. Not what the kids in the suburbs are doing. I think so. They're all crazy out there. So recently, I've been really into going to restaurants and getting like something fucking

muddled. You know, like put a little salt on the rim of something's burning. Okay William Spirits. Only on one side. If a tattooed man isn't making my drink with a wooden, if something isn't being like patched, if he's not sweating when he's making it, I don't want it. Yeah. If his sleeves aren't rolled up to at least his elbows and he's not mashing something

That got weird quick huh if it doesn't take him an abnormal like 12 minutes to make see you in court I'll see you in court To wrap this up. What are you watching? To wrap this up, what are you watching? To wrap this up, I, oh my god. Oh my god. You wrote some stuff in the Gugli Squad notes. So stuff you're watching. I finished Firefly, Firefly, hello?

Is this thing on? Firefly Lane? On Netflix, did you watch that? No, what is it? Oh my god, you have to watch it. It's about like two best friends and it's Katherine Hyggell and I don't know that.

Oh wait, so she's back? Because she was out for a long time. Yeah, so it's Katherine Hygell and she plays like this. She has like her own TV show, like her own talk show and then her best friend is a mom and she's going through a divorce and like they've been best friends since growing up.

You have to watch it so cute. I remember, and they're basically opposites. Like one of them is living this crazy life in the spotlight, and the other one is a mom. And in the beginning, I was like, eh, eh, why do I care about this? But then I kept watching it. Well good for her,

because who knows what really happened that made her kind of kicked out of Hollywood? Who knows? Yeah. I do like that. I said she was like a bitch, but part of me is like, how many guys are assholes? What was she a bitch?

Or was she just like hungry? And then, yeah, I got it. And then I was watching. I watched Atlanta Housewives. Oh my god, what did you think? Porsches facial expressions during Bolo's dancing. I follow him on Instagram, by the way. We had a stripper?

Come on summer housewives. I want, I'll see you in the court. I want my money back. That would, yeah, like what the fuck? It's also so crazy because- We were like grinding on him and he just sat there. Yeah, he was like, get off of me. It's crazy to What to watch it and then like flip the house cameras because like that's our whole life like having cameras when I got to talk to Porsche on chat room

About it. She was like we straight up production was like we're done. Goodbye have fun cameras are down. We're done So like they didn't they probably told them like there are cameras But they didn't understand the extent of how good these cameras are. And I was like, Porsche, welcome to my fucking life. Yeah, they had no idea. So they didn't realize there was audio. They got her in Toya legit making out

in the corner of it. I need to know who had the threesome. Like I need to know. So some stuff is revealed on the next episode of Lana coming out yesterday. But it's also I feel like, what do you think of Kenya's behavior? Okay, here I love Marlow can be such a bitch,

but I've always really liked her for some reason. I love Marlow. I love Kenya and Marlow becoming friends again. But do you think it's because Kenya felt like no one else was being her friend in that moment? And no, I feel like she was one of the most real I feel like I've ever seen her when she was like, look Marlow, you fucking hurt my feelings.

Like I know we can go petty back and forth, but you said some shit that was deep and Marlowe's like no, I know So I felt like she was being read. I'm just playing devil's advocate hasn't Kenya said stuff That was like really messed up. Yeah, but but Marlowe really has said more messed up things to her Okay, I believe you actually haven't seen the other season so I'm not gonna I actually never watched it either Fight of made up?

We are just making shit up right now. People actually watch Atlanta are like, what are they talking about? She's like, Marlon, her actually cousins, and then they had a falling out. You know what? I'll see you in court. I'll see you in court.

But also, Portia, people getting hate for hooking up. Like, have fun. Portia's single getting hate for hooking up. Have fun. Portia's single. I was like, someone doesn't have sex with Bolo. I'm gonna have a problem. I mean, they definitely did. He was hot.

Like, they definitely had sex with him. And he was wearing Chanel's hot. He was. Someone said, I also feel bad for him. Someone said, this is Doree's next outfit. He's wearing Chanel, but it's not authentic. Someone said, it's Doree's next outfit. No way. outfit, but it's not all that. Someone said it's to reach next outfit. No way.

No, she loves the Chanel stuff. She totally could see her in that. Oh my God. You guys, we love you so much. I can't believe we'd hit a million listens and it's just going to get more wilds and more fun as the weeks go on. And our merch is definitely coming soon. We actually were making some changes to it because we wanted to be absolutely perfect.

Well, this is what happens. We decided not to do the designs, then we got the samples. And then once we put them on, we had edits. We wanted to be fucking perfect. So it takes another like two, three weeks to get it. We do it all the time. We get excited about something, we tease it, and then like, people are like,

hey, that's gonna take two years. We're like actually changing our mind. But this was real. This was actually real. This wasn't like us being like not doing it on time. This was like wanted it to be perfect. This wasn't our pyramids, yeah. And this was a few things that I was like,

no, I need this change to make it absolutely. No, I'm not putting anything on the website that isn't like perfection. Page literally was like, I need this font to be smaller by like this percentage. And I was like, okay, queen. She goes, okay, see you in court. Oh my god. Anyway, Page, I love you so much.

Everyone, everyone listen to pages. She was on call her daddy. Welcome. Oh yeah. To the new stepfather club. I love her. We're obsessed with that. I can't wait for me and you to go on. We definitely need her on Giggly squad. We definitely need her. I was like Alex.

The three of us would talk for 24 hours straight. Yeah, maybe she'll just become the next giggle and she'll. Yeah. Um, fit right in. I also also listen to Burning and Hell. Okay guys, thanks for giggling with us. Bye!