Giggly Squad - Giggling about A-Rod, toxic relationships, and premiere week!

Episode Date: February 2, 2021

We had some toxic exes in the past.... but that's okay because Summer House airs this week!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm in the day just got away from me. Oh man, it's a big week for Giggly Squad because what united the gigglers originally was our Instagram lives after Summer House. And guess what? This week, Summer House, prison with a pool is a great. Also known as incarceration with great decor. Also known as a co-working space with no HR and a lot of alcohol. Literally, only got me that so good co-working space with no HR and a lot of alcohol. Oh my god, that's so good. Co-working space with no HR.

Literally, that's what it was. It's exactly what it was. It's a company without a president. Some people think they're president and some people want to fire themselves. I can't believe it's coming back this week. I'm so nervous. It's so crazy to think that it was a year ago that we basically started Giggly Squad lives.

It's insane. It's insane and it just shows the strength of Giggling. If you Giggle hard enough, you can do anything. That's true. Keep Giggling. So many things I wanted to just say right there. It doesn't seem possible that we were, it was one year that we were like, we should like giggle.

It doesn't seem possible that we're still lying in bed talking shit after all this time. It's like, when do they get tired? You know, I'm just laying in bed talking shit. I can't wait for people to watch Thursday because there is, there is such a part that is so us. If you think about it, we entered the house, like, prime giggly mode.

Like, we had been talking every night. I remember just our banter was in top form. Yeah. We were really connected. And it was like more fun, because like, you were physically there to like laugh with. And I think we were like so giddy and stupid. Laughing is fun. I'm never get tired of it.

How do you feel emotionally knowing that like the season is about to air? I get the same anxiety every year before we air, but each year it gets, it like transforms a little. Like it gets a little less, but I'm worried about other things. Yeah, I wouldn't say it gets less, it different. I feel like it gets different because I first You're like is the whole world gonna hate me? Yeah, and then like the first season airs and you're like okay Like some people like me some people don't whatever and then the second season you're like are they gonna show how much of a That girl is to me Yeah, and now this season I'm kind of like, if I heard anyone in the process, I'm really

sorry. Like I don't mean to be bad. But it was funny we were doing press and everyone was just like, what was it like to be stuck for seven weeks or six weeks together? And it's like not recommended for your mental health, but I like think this season is epic and so many like more ways. Because you used to just be like, we work hard during the week and we part on the weekends. And now it's like we've no excuse. It's like we're party. It's just right. It's just different. It was just such a different experience. I don't know. I got asked during press like, did you like it better this way? Like just altogether for six weeks or did you like it better every weekend?

And I honestly don't know because they're both, it was such a different experience. I feel like I like, probably had more fun just weekends because some people including myself, like I can't be with myself for too long, I love a small dose, and then I'm going to sleep for four days. And then like showing up.

But you know, like when you're at the party and you're just like, I can't keep this up for more than two hours. Yeah. This is like, oh shit, I have to keep it up for more than two hours. Yeah, it's crazy. And it's just crazy to be with that

many people 24 a seven. Yeah, like think of your people were DMing me. They were like, I could barely stay with my parents for two weeks without wanting to murder both of them. And I'm like, okay, let's not kill our parents. However, it's true. Like you see different sides to people. I mean, people say you don't really know someone

until you live with them. Which is true. I'm excited. I feel like I get bad anxiety, like knowing it's like about to be said that it's gonna air Because you're just like so scared and then once like the cast photo comes out and people are like excited You're like, okay, it's not that bad. It's not that bad. I think I'm doing something new this year where I will not be on Twitter That's so funny. You said that because I've been instructed by family members and people who love me that I'm not allowed on Twitter

Yeah, and you guys page and I never we're not Candace Dillard like we don't go on Twitter and demolish people like we I Will occasionally make a joke here or there, but it's more like it used to be fun to hashtag summer house and look at everyone saying Yeah, now it's scary That's terrifying because when a show actually gets some heat Like what's more fun than to like a show? To not like I'm really sensitive. I'm just so sensitive and it's like the smallest thing that someone could say and I'm just like Do you think that my hairline really is weird mom?

Do you think that my hairline really is weird mom? She thinks what? People have started to kind of jump on the bandwagon, like calling us fan favorites and stuff, which is scary to me because I was watching a Bee-Dee's documentary last night, as I do. Oh my god. And Chris Martin was on me. Don't worry about it.

It's critical to disco history that's inspired the music you've listened to today, Paige, but it's okay. Be ignorant. Be ignorant. Oh my god god you had that ready and it came out from a please a passion I even know where that came from I blacked out how did you just put that in a sentence it influenced music that you listened to today so basically Chris Martin was like disco got so popular that like it became more cool to not like disco.

Like they had a whole campaign where they were like fuck disco. And that's what happens and that literally I'm not saying that we are that popular that it's like cool to hate us. But when things get too likable, but like think of everything from Taylor Swift to Jennifer Lawrence to Anne Hathaway. Oh wow, yeah, she went through a period where people really hated her. You know, it was like,

it was like, hello. And there was no legit reason. Like I remember when I worked for Betcha, they were like, we hate Ann Hathaway. And I was like, what did she do? And they were like, be Ann Hathaway. And I was like, oh. And you're like, oh, right, right.

Got it, got it, got it. Note to self, don't be in it. So anyway, and we talked about Troldom, how like, oh, right, right. Got it, got it, got it. No, it doesn't. Don't be in the ass. So anyway, that's, and we talked about trolldom, how like, it's, trolls don't come out from like, trolls come from, it's like, you know what, you don't care that much. You would never try to destroy someone. Trolls come from people who actually love you,

but I do think I should respond to trolls saying, I love you, because I think they feel like they're not loved by me. And that's why they They hate and just go hey there's so many times people will say things and then I'll look and I'll be like But you don't have a real picture and you follow seven people and I'm one of them. Thank you so much Well, that's why reddit in particular is very dangerous because it's all anonymous So okay, wait, do anyone can say anything?

Not that like we know anything. We don't know anything about what you're about to say. The whole reddit with the Robinhood thing and the game stop, like I have no idea what's going on at all. You fuck more finance guys than I do. Like, have you not- That's true. Have you not like learned anything? Not a tiny bit. I haven't even inquired to try and learn. So I actually called my brother in the morning. You did? Yeah, and I was like, what's going on?

Because my brother not only is in finance, but he is like king of Reddit in his heyday, like gamers, and basically they thought it would be, they're like tricking the system to be like, let's get a company that sucks, like GameStop. GameStop's like the blockbuster of video games. Yeah, and they were like, and stock brokers, oh my god, I can't believe I'm trying hedge funds, who were like the 1% or go Robbie. Yeah, back to up during the big short. I'm gonna look it up.

Happening. My tits are out, you guys, you can't see it, but they're out right now. So they're shorting, which means they're betting against the game-stop-stocks because game-stop-stocks. Okay. So then, bunch of people on Reddit take talk where they did something to buy stocks to make it go up so it doesn't do bad, so the hedge funds lose a lot of money. But the weird thing with stocks is that could happen, it was doing well, like game-stop is doing well, but GameStop was doing well.

But then if people start selling, because they're like, oh, I made some money, then the hedge funds win again, because it goes down. Okay. So it's this constant thing, but the fuck the thing is, GameStop was doing great in other places too. And then Robinhood, which is the app that you can buy stocks. Mm-hmm.

Like, stocks. GameStop. They just stop, you can't buy more stocks right now. Which is why Dave Porton I got really annoyed because he's like, you know, this is like when you're in a hockey fight and you're beating the shit out of the guy and he calls time out. You can't call time out. I don't know how to do a Boston accent.

That was like a stupid New York accent. So people are upset about manipulating the market. But basically, these hedge fund guys have been manipulating the market forever. And now it's just like these trolls on TikTok and Reddit now know how to manipulate the market. So it's like, who's in the wrong? Oh God. Wow.

That was actually a great explanation. Thank you. Thank you. If you're asking questions, I can't go any deeper, but that is like the high row. I wouldn't even be able to think of a question. Yes. So we're in luck.

Funny how that works out. Also, switching gears, I had Katie Maloney on Burning and Hell. It's coming out this week. You guys should check it out. And it just made me like, go back to vintage bravo. I mean, I'll never forget when Vanderpump first aired.

Like people like to compare summer house and Vanderpump and like I'm so flattered that people would be like summer house was like really good this season compared to Vanderpump and it's like look Vanderpump should win an Emmy. No, they really should. Vanderpump has got like I was legit nervous on the interview with Katie. When they came to Summer House, like that first summer that we were in there. We weren't allowed to talk to them. No, like, they didn't act the type of way.

We were just like, we're not worthy and I'm just gonna go for a sec. No, I literally felt like A-list celebrities had walked in. I was nervous. No, no, it's not just A-list celebrities. It's like, you're like a tennis like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like,

I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like,

I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like,

I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna literally watching your childhood heroes do what they do, but somehow you're doing it with them. Yeah, and it's just like, I'm unworthy. I'm not. I'll never forget when Stasi looked at me and said, that bag is so cute. And I was like, oh, I'm going to have so funny. I don't think Stasi even looked at me. Phone fact is about Stasi. I am like a couple months later, it was Fashion Week and she's good friends with Taylor Strecker and I was actually with Kelly Benson Mone. This is, I'm name dropping now but. Yeah, what's going on? We're like sorry, I was partying at Kelly Benson Mone.

We were like, what about the names? I was having a great time. We were like, go away. We were just like going up to like one of these parties that I'd rather blow my brains out than be at and my it was like one hour Into fashion week and my heels were killing me and I was like I'm not meant for this world But um Taylor walks in and Stassie's behind her and I'm like, Tay like Tay and I are best best friends And then Stassie looked at me with the blankets look like right through me and at because at first I was like night It's like hey, and then she basically was just like,

hi, and I was like, oh, I hate to do this, but like, we know each other. And she's like, how? And I'm like, I don't want to have to, I was like, we spent a whole weekend filming together. And she's like, I'm so sorry. And then part of me was like, I should, I would have pretended I didn't know her,

except Taylor knew that we filmed a weekend together. So I wasn't about to like play it off in front of Taylor that like her friend doesn't know who I am. But then Stasi clearly was like embarrassed by that and then ignored me the rest of the night. But Beau was cool, me and Beau were saying. You have to just ignore it the rest of the night. I was, here's what I always do.

Because I do meet a lot of people in New York, just like random, like friends of friends, or like maybe we were at a dinner together, or a party, whatever. And a girl came up to me, we were at a branch and she was saying hi to one of my guy friends. So like they were talking,

and I just kind of like, you know, like turned to like the person on the other side of me, and I was like talking to them. my guy friends. So like they were talking and I just kind of like, you know, like turned to like the person on the other side and me and I was like talking to them. And then the girl was like, Paige, oh my God, so good to see you. And I immediately went into like, oh my God, so good to see you. How are you?

Like what's going on? Tell me everything. I did that yesterday in a coffee shop. And she like walked away, whatever my guy friends goes, you don't remember a second of meeting her and I go, sure don't, but it looked like I knew her. You know, like I would never want someone to feel like, oh my gosh, you don't remember me. This is what I do. Yeah. Every person, when they say hi to you, you act like you know them. And if they don't be like, oh my god, I must have mixed you up because that's way less embarrassing

than being like, oh my god, sorry, who are you? So I always don't be like, oh my god, I must have mixed you up because that's way less embarrassing than being like, oh my god, sorry, who are you? So I always use the classic, like, oh my god, I knew I knew you. Like, I just couldn't remember. And they're like, yeah, like we had dinner at like, crow's nest and I'm like, oh my god. This is the problem. When people recognize you sometimes,

they will just yell your name. So like, right. So that's the issue. In New York, I see people from high school, middle school, all the time, people just go, Hannah, so I turn. And they go, hey, and then I'm like, oh my God, hi, how are you? And then I see, no, they're telling me about like their kids.

And I'm like, wait, there's a split second where they're gonna say, I love the show. And then you know that you don't know them, and you're like a sense of relief, ask they say something personal and you're like fuck or they say something literally yesterday I walked to a coffee shop and the girl goes hey Hannah cuz I go to this coffee shop all the time but I didn't recognize her but she goes hey Hannah and I go hey oh my god how are you and she goes so excited for summer I'll start and start and I go, I know, it's crazy.

But like that could have been anyone. I could have been anyone. So like, and she could have been related to you. You could have had Christmas dinner with her and you wouldn't have known. You know, only people probably leave an interaction like, oh, like, I went, that was weird. Like I called out Han or I called out Paige.

I feel awkward. Like so embarrassed. Like 95% after any interaction, I'm like, oh, that was bad, I ruined it for them. Now they think I suck. Same, I always wonder, like, this one girl came up to me where I was at a dinner and she was like, hey, I'm not this person, I hate doing this,

but like, can we take a picture? And I was like, of course, like, I love taking pictures, whatever. But then, like, once we walked away, one of my guy friends was like, that's so funny, like, how that happens. Do you ever, like, are you ever rude? I'm like, no, first of all, that's insane

that I would ever be rude to someone who's coming up to give me a compliment. But I think, like, do people ever walk away and they're like, I actually don't like her now. No, it's actually really nerve-wracking. Like, I get an awkward interaction, then you're like, was I not cool enough? Yeah, like, does she think I'm gonna lose her? Also, when they're withacking. If you get an awkward interaction, then you're like, was I not cool enough?

Yeah, like, does she think I'm a loser? Also, when they're with all their friends, and you're alone, and they're like, Hannah, and you're just like, hey. Yeah, like, just know, like, I'm a lot more awkward than you are. Yeah, just know that we're fucking losers. So like, when you call us out with social anxiety,

so it's nerve-wracking. But anyway, when you call me out, and you know that I have social anxiety, like, why are you guys doing that? Like, come up and just like grab my hand and be like, we know. The best was I was on the subway once and waiting to go in. And the girl walking out just looked at me and she was like,

I like your shit and kept walking. And I was like, wait, that's a joke. I wish every interact was like that. Like, she literally was, oh, she was just like, I like your shit, kept walking. I wish I was cool enough to see someone and be like, wait, that's a joke. I wish every interaction was like that. Like she literally was, oh, she was just like, oh, your shit, kept walking. I wish I was cool enough to see someone and be like, I like what you do. And just walk away.

For you. But that's, that's all, what do you really want on that interaction? Like, I feel like New York, you don't really like to go up to celebrities. But like, occasionally if I really like someone, I'll just be like, I know what you do, and it's good. Keep it up. Yeah. And I want to see Leo on the street'll just be like, I know what you do and it's good. Keep it up.

And I wanna see Leo on the street and just be like, people see Leo. Yeah, Leo's around. I've seen him a few times. I get really star-struck, yeah. I get very star-struck though in New York, even though I just don't move. I don't go up to people, but I'm just like,

I once had Jessica Alba in a bodega. Wow, she was like reading every single label. Are we doing what? Label. Every single label of like, you know, all those weird, just like fancy drinks they have in the bodega. Yeah.

And like the aloe and stuff and she was reading it and she was just like stunning no makeup. Anyway, the reason I fell in love with Fandre Pump is because I was going through a very toxic breakup as in I was dating one of those narcissists who were like so charming, so great, everyone loved him And he was very sneaky like controlling and didn't make me feel good about myself in like the most subtle fucking way controlling and didn't make me feel good about myself in like the most subtle fucking way Like it's not always in your face like army hammer so it's like I feel like

Vanderpump saved me in that time because all day I would just be in my own head like I'd be at work and then when you get home It's like fuck I have to now like be with my thoughts of like we're covering from this and I would just shut the light off at 5 p.m. Turn on Vanner from season one, and just get lost in their lives. No way. This is during your break up. This was like, I broke up with him,

and I was fucked up. I was very depressed. I was still healing from the anxiety of it. And I just couldn't deal with myself. How long did it take you, like realistically? Great question. How long did it take you one to feel like, okay, I'm over this breakup, but really,

like, when you realize, okay, wow, I don't think about him anymore at all. So, because I was getting such bad anxiety, like when I was going to sleep, my heart was pounding. I really, and I couldn't eat, which is insane for me. Like I remember being really embarrassed at work because I ordered a sandwich and I couldn't eat it. And people were like commenting,

like you're not gonna eat your sandwich. And I was like, I was sick to my stomach that I couldn't eat it because it's insane. But that's, you know, like when you're actually sick eat your sandwich. And it was like, I was sick to my stomach that I couldn't eat it, because it's insane. But that's, you know, like, when you're actually sick to your stomach and you can't. Yeah, and you like literally can't swallow something. You can't swallow. So, I more was like, not even thinking about the dude

and I was more like, I need to get my shit together. And it took me about six months until like, I wasn't waking up being like how do I overcome this depression and you just stop thinking about it. It took me about six months. This is like after like narcissistic abuse it takes at least six months. That's crazy. Okay so then after that six months when did you start dating again? After the four had you started dating before that? After those six months British Dave was the next guy I was with. Wow! That's why that first season like I was

shooketh from dating and that's why I really went in like I am not trying to date anyone like I am trying to keep my head on my shoulders and like not go to a dark place. Oh my god okay so that makes so much sense about why you and British Dave didn't work out. Yeah I was not there and he was so great, but he was such a good like first guy to be with. Yeah, but he started off He was very like he he was like just saw his ex girlfriend like so I was like, oh perfect Like you're still intertwined in like recovery. I'm so I'm recovering too and like recovery. I'm recovering too. But then like summer house, he showed this new side to him

during that summer that was like despite all this craziness, like I still want to spend time with you. Right. Because Maya X would control me in a way. Like sometimes people make controlling, like it's really scandalous, like romantic. Like oh my god, he won't let me go anywhere because he has to like see me all the time and know where I am.

His was like, we can't hang out two days in a row because that's like too much. So it was like pushing you away but like also gaining control of you. It was like, he was in control of like keeping me at arm's length but not letting me go. So he was like every Sunday we hang out. That was like our day.

And I remember once we accidentally made a plan on Saturday and he was like, hey, we're hanging out Sunday, so. And that makes you feel like shit. Wait, shit. Did that make you feel like he was possibly sleeping with other people? I mean, it could have been, but he's just like, it's funny because I blocked out a lot of the reasons I don't get deep into it, but he's just like, it's funny because I like blocked out a lot of like the

reasons I don't like get deep into it, but I remember he spent like three days with me and sheltered our island and we got back and he was like, you know, it's crazy. Like we spent three days together and like, I'm not sick of you. And I remember thinking like, ill. Ill. Like how dare you? Like passive aggressively. Like compliment me, but it's like such a backhanded way. And page my love language is quality time. Like you know me like, yeah. I'd rather sit next to you and not say a word for six hours watching reality TV.

Like that's love to me. Then you like getting me like a fancy flowers. Right. He even like got me a bunch of gifts for my birthday and they were just like not me. And I remember thinking like, he got me like a yoga mat with a Brooklyn bridge on it. And I was like, this is like what?

Someone who doesn't know you, but Google do gets you. I had a boyfriend one time who would like try and get me like jewelry and like would go like travel Europe and get me like these things. When ever he was like somewhere else and I was just like, dude, you don't know me at all because I would never wear this. And it's such, I'm like, I felt like Harry Bradshaw

when Aiden proposed. Yeah. I was like, hold the phone. You don't know me. When I was younger, my first boyfriend got me one of those pen, what is it? Pandora. Pandora bracelets with like, yeah. Like, yeah, and like a tennis racket. Like those cute. Like, I was younger, my first boyfriend got me one of those, what is it? Pandora. Pandora bracelets with like, yeah.

Like a tennis racket. Like that was cute. Like I was like, I thought I was like hipster and I was like, I'm not wearing this like, commercialized. I had a Pandora bracelet from a boyfriend too. Oh my God. It was cute back in the day. So cute.

Also with this guy did that was like, bad. And this is because I actually asked advice questions today. And so much of it was like like how do I get over this guy Or like this guy ghosted me and he's texting me or this toxic guy keeps texting me and it's like you're asking us these questions And you know the answer guys. Yeah, if you have to ask you know the answer Sorry, I just got aggressive, but it was yeah, I don't yell at us. We're just this guy You so always talk about his exes to control me. Like, he would be like, oh, I hate when my ex would like show up late to things.

Like, I hate when my ex would like talk about things she didn't know about. Or like, I hate when my ex would make like bad jokes. And then next, you know, you're in your head and you're like, I hope I don't make a bad joke. I hope I don't sound stupid. I hope I don't mess up and like show up late. And next thing you know, you're just walking on eggshells all the fucking time. I have a universal rule, which I definitely break sometimes too. But if you're talking to a guy, a new guy, whatever,

unless you're having a conversation about both of your exes and past relationships, it's probably best to never bring up your ex. You don't want to be doing something with your new dude and be like, oh yeah, like my ex. And if you think about it, it's a control tactic you're using if you're talking about it. Yeah. Either you're trying to make him a little jealous or you're like trying to explain like how you are in relationships and it's like, just stop.

I've definitely done it. I've definitely done it for both those reasons. Yeah, me too. Definitely been like, oh, like my ex and I used's like just stop. I've definitely done it. I've definitely done it for both those reasons. Yeah, me too. Definitely been like, oh, like my ex and I used to do that. Like, yeah, bitch, I've done this before you. Yeah, like don't act like you're cooler. Or because sometimes I've sat and thought and been like, okay, why do I keep bringing him up?

Like, is that something in me that I'm like, wait, I'm not over him? Or like, what is the deal? Like, why do I keep bringing you down? Well, I do think it's healthy that like, after, when you first start in your relationship after a toxic one, you will compare it. Like, it will be popping up in your head.

That's not crazy. I also remember he'd be like, oh, like, I hated when she didn't let me watch my games. Or like, I hated when she bothered me when I was like smoking weed. So then I was just like taking no subconscious in my head, like, okay, like, don't bother him with this. Next thing you know, like, I couldn when she bothered me when I was like smoking weed. So then I was just like taking notes subconsciously in my head like, okay, like don't bother me with this. Next thing you know, like, I couldn't talk to him.

I was like, I was like, I was taking so many notes and I realized he doesn't want me here. And so that's how we broke. But then the confusing thing is like, they're so in love with you. And they want to be with you forever. And then you're sitting there and you're like, but you don't even see me. And I hate myself around you. When you have more fun with your friends than your mans, are you feel more seen by your friends and your mans?

He's out. Yeah. So wow, that's a crazy thing. If you have more fun with your friends than your man. And I don't mean fun. Oh, like I drink more. Let's go out. He like get fucked up. I mean fun. Like when you're sitting with them, you feel like you can be your full self

and you could do whatever you want. And they like understand you. They know how your mind works. They appreciate you. If you don't feel that way with your guy, he's wrong for you. I feel like in my years of dating, which let's see how long have I been dating? What's your career? What's your stats? Oh my God, I feel like I've been dating since I was 16. Yeah. So 12 years.

Yeah. Oh, I've just pure agony. Wow, that seems insane. Anyway. You know what's annoying? They say that if you do something for 10,000 hours, you become an expert, but not with dating eyes. You're lies.

So in my career of dating, I feel like really, really, and I'm not gonna name names because they don't want people to get mad. I feel like there's really only two people that I was like my full, full self with. Yeah. Which is crazy to think. And it's also crazy to think like.

It's always your first boyfriend, I feel like. Yeah. My first one, I was like, there's something about the first one that you're just like, where the world is just so magical. And you have such rose-colored glasses, but also I feel like you're wrong that like you haven't been fucked up by the past so you're not making like fucked

up scared decisions of who you want to date. You're just like, oh, this is the kind of guy that likes. I feel like you've learned a lot from the first guy you date. And I feel like your first love is so good. And you don't, yeah, you don't know anything else. And you're just expecting like, okay, well, my next boyfriend is going to love me even more. And then you get that next boyfriend and that boyfriend is... Or a monster. No, like Satan himself has delivered him to your doorstep and you start dating him.

So I feel like it was my boyfriend like after my first love that I was just like this is fun and exciting and dangerous and And then at one point I was just like no, but actual danger Is occurring and I don't wait will I tell to like 22 year old page about dating guys like what advice would you give her oh my god? dating guys. Like what advice would you give her? Oh my god. 22 year old page I would probably tell her to just chill the fuck out. Like it's not that important to have a boyfriend right now. There's so many other people that love you. Like you don't need to convince this guy to love you. Like he's not even half as cool or anything as you are. You are going down on his level.

Stay up at yours and let him chill at the bar. Let someone meet you where you are. It's so funny when you get fixated on one guy. I'm going to trick him to date me and trap his ass. Then while you're trying to trap his ass, there's like so many good guys that you're just missing. Yeah, that are just like running about town. And there's still like a weird thing in me that a guy doesn't like me.

I'm like, well now I need you to. But I've definitely gotten over that. Not like, when I was 25, like I've gotten over it in like the past two years. So I'm like in my late 20s that I'm like, he doesn't like me? Cool. I hope he finds his person.

Hope I find mine. You know, you just kind of hit a point. Or at least being kind of just a one-it-a-game of just your ego versus your meeting the right person. There was a point where I really liked this one guy and I just knew he didn't like me. He told me. He's like, no, I don't like it.

I really don't wanna date you. Yeah, and for like a couple of weeks, I was just like, I don't get it. Like, why does he not? And then one day I was just like, you know what? Like, I'm not, he's not the crazy one. I am. Like, why would I wanna try and convince someone to like me?

Like, that's insane. So now I only fuck with guys who are obsessed with me. Yeah, you can't force situations because the truth is always going to come out in the end. And for all those girls who are messaging, like, oh, this talks a guy, it keeps texting me back. It's like, you can get his attention, but like, really other doors don't open unless you close doors.

It's so true. It really is. And there's something about like, I saw this like TikTok and it really, it hit, I don't know why it really hit me. But it was this guy being like, you ever meet your soulmate and then bam, you meet your second soulmate like at the same time and you're talking to, and I'm like, oh my god. And then at the end, it's like, or maybe I'm just a hoe. But it's so true. When you're talking to someone,

that then something else happens. So you have to keep moving. But also, what I would tell to my younger self is you need to have those bad relationships. Anyone listening who's going through bad relationship? This sounds corny, but this will make you realize when you find or so me. Because like I've dated all the guys I've dated,

it's taught, everyone has taught me in a different way whether something I liked about them or something. I didn't. How to know when he's the one. That's why like, I mean, I don't know if I necessarily believe that you like immediately know someone's the one, but like that's my parents did. And it worked for them. Yeah, I definitely don't believe in like's the one, but like, that's what my parents did. And they don't work for them.

Yeah, I definitely don't believe in, like, love that first sight. But I believe in... But do you believe in lust at first sight? A thousand percent. I like lust over the mailman, like, please. We know. But I do, oh my God.

Wait, can you tell them the mailman story? Just in general, it was in general. We were getting the mail. I was like ordering a lot of clothes per usual I like to do and like the one day hand and eye were together and I was just like waiting for this order to come and all of a sudden the UPS driver pulls up and I was like yo I think the UPS driver might be hot his little brown rumper, hot as shit. And he jumps off his truck. Peppiness can be. Pepp, yeah, having a great day.

He's holding a package and he goes, are one of you page and I was like, oh my god, that's me. May I like run down to the UPS truck? Like I've known this man forever. Also a hot guy giving you clothes is like, yeah, he's a fellow He has a mask on so like all I can see your eyes and I'm just like thank you so much

We end up chatting for like 15 minutes. I walk back into the house And I'm like I did you talk about and like I think I'm dating the UPS I remember you go hey, I have a boyfriend I was like who? UPS guy and then like for days after when he would come to our house I'm like, hey, I have a boyfriend. I was like, who? I'm just like, he'd be us guy. And then, like, for days after when he would come to our house, he would literally look for me.

And I was like, no, like I'm legit dating you. Because all the clothes were for you, continue. I don't remember what his name is. He kept coming and calling my name to give me presents. He kept bringing my doorbell and I was like, it's enough. Like, we're not really together. And he's like, I'm doing my job. He's like, please stop talking me because I'm late to my other route.

So tell them what happened. Um, what happened? You blocked it out. He goes, he goes, oh yeah, my girlfriend. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. Okay, so this man, I love her. I look like you blocked out that demo.

I literally, anyone, any rejection, I block out mentally. We're talking for like 10 minutes, he's an actor. He like moved to New York to be an actor. I'm like telling him all these things. We're really connecting. He's messing acting as a FedEx guy. Yeah, I imagine. And then he goes, oh, page, that's crazy. My He's messing up as a FedEx guy. Yeah, so much. And then he goes,

oh, Paige, that's crazy. My girlfriend's name is Paige. And I was just like, fuck you. And that's when your heart drops into your vagina, not in the good way. And then the FedEx guy came, and I remember someone being like, Paige, your boyfriend is here,

and I was like, how dare you? I date the UPS driver. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, and I was like, how dare you? I date the UPS driver. Some low budget shit with FedEx. Anyway. We want to work with them in the future, okay. Sorry, I love all delivery services. Speaking of toxic relationships. But whatever that was, there was some gas lighting involved.

No, I don't know, he know. I think you were just lonely. That was just a quarantine crush. Yeah, I was just like, you're so cute. Do you think I'm cute? I just wanted some attention at some point. I also think speaking of attention, you have to acknowledge, even when you have a boyfriend, you know how you find out they're guys hot.

I mean, yeah, I have a pulse. Yeah. But you're not like, oh, I want to learn about them and develop a connection with them. You're just like, oh, I can't, I'll just hot. That's how you have to let your boy be. Like, I feel like too many times girls can their head about it.

And it's like, just how you have a pulse, he has a pulse. And once you normalize that, it's like, then you're not in your fucking head all the time. But if he makes you feel a type of way, you have to listen to him. Yeah, that all the time. But if he makes you feel a type of way, you have to listen to that. Yeah, that's the key. I want my boyfriend to think girls are hot, of course. But there's like a limit.

Like yeah, we can be watching a show and him be like, oh my god, Scarlett Johansson is so hot and I'd be like, right, what color hair do you like her with better? You know, like, can we like have that conversation? I actually... But if he's, what? Wait, no, tell me.

But if he takes it to a different level where then you start feeling insecure, like it's girls you actually know in your everyday life, like then I... And if he's always talking about... If he's always talking about girls' look, it's like, such a turn-off. No, like if we were out and like,

he was like, like, Shelby looks hot tonight and be like, why don't you... Fuck Shelby then. I don't even know what you're saying. So I actually had a moment with my boyfriend that this reminds me of, because we were watching the inauguration, which is like, you know,

just watching the news being mature adults. And they cut to J-Lo's entrance coming out. Yeah. And does just like, a noise comes out of him like, damn, like, like damn like that Immediately looks at me like he clearly didn't mean to do it Yeah, and I look at him and he just starts cracking up cuz I was like what And he just starts dying cuz and he was like okay, okay J.Lo There's some she look good when she came out like she she cares herself well. Like she has sweat and I was like,

don't even look at me. Look at me. And then it became like a joke and it was funny. But also my first boyfriend, his childhood crush was JLo. So I kind of loved that he thought JLo was hot because I was like, perfect. Yeah, he has a type.

I love that. I love what I just said. I'm not wearing a stretchy headband for my health I'm wearing it because Kim Kardashian wears it. Okay, so we've hinted at it We've like been breadcrumbing this whole podcast to JLo to toxic relationships. I think it's time for front page news I mean there's so much that's going on and I didn't even do a front page news on this because I was like, it's too much. It's too much. It's too much.

It needs to like really read all the articles, watch all the stuff, whatever. So I watched the Southern Charmer Union which you watched it also. Yes, right. I mean, in the first 10 minutes, they pop off. Not even to mention that Madison has just gotten off like her J Jay Cutler

Kristen Cavaliery scandal and now we're on to Alex Rodriguez. Here's why. Jay Cutler who? Jay Cutler, literally Jay Cutler who. I have so many thoughts. I feel like I'm checking a mile of my tube because there's so many things that I want to get out. Fall in.

Fall in. One. How is she getting these men to DM her? That she's just getting like Jay Cutler. Alex Rodriguez, like she's just getting these men to DM her? What is she saying? That she's just getting like Jay Cutler, Alex Harder. Like she's just getting these athletes. Did you see the meme with Candy? Like from Atlanta, she has her legs spread open. And people were memeing it.

Other brother-lebrities wanted to get an amount of attention Madison is getting. Like the amount of a narcissist that I am, like Madison's going through all of this, and I'm thinking how the fuck have I not gotten DMed by an athlete? Like in what world? How do you know that?

I'm just guys with no pictures going. I literally go to my repressions. I was like, I was like, not a blue check in sight. Not a fucking blue check in sight, that like Jimmy Grapalo, what, why have you not slid in yet? No, but there is a strategy, and if we ever get Madison on, I wanna ask her,

because I don't think it's so simple as a dude just slid into your DMs. I think there's like a bright, cramming set. Yeah, like what I've heard in the past, and I think I might have been guilty of it, is like, if a guy follows you, you like like four of his photos. And then it alerts him like, hey,

and then he likes a couple of your photos. And then you might comment on his photo, and you're just like waiting for him to eventually be like, okay, hi. I had a situation one time and I told him about it with like a baseball, a professional baseball player. Yeah. And like, I followed him, then he followed me, then he sent me like a crazy good DM that like really got me going. And the first DM was, you know I see you. And it was because like I had followed him.

And then he had followed me back and then I'd like to see pictures and he's like, you know I see you. And I was just like, me, all I wanna do is be seen. But I can, I get too nervous to like slide into guys DMs. I don't, I'm trying to, I don't know. I be the horrible guy because I would not know how to hit on girls.

You're also, you're not as, some people are like actually very, they're strategic about it. And I think like, you want a boyfriend. If you didn't want a boyfriend, it is very easy to just be like up and everyone so true. Okay guys, I want to make this clear. It is not hard to have sex with up and everyone so true. So yeah, I'm just like, okay guys, I want to make this clear. It is not hard to have sex with men. Yeah, that's yeah, that's you're so right.

This is it is not hard for girls to get flown to fuck older dudes. Right. That's easy. And we're not talking about that. So we're talking about other ones. Easy peasy lemon squeeze day. Yeah, come in, be a thought, whatever. But like, I'm coming in, like I want you to think I'm the girl next door

and be like, my mom would love her. You can't slide in his DMs. You want this supposed thing? I get like, slide in with freshly baked cookies. It's just, so how do I be like, thoughty, but also? This is my thing with Madison. That makes me confused. Mm-hmm. I love Austin, by the way.

Like, we're good friends. He's, I think he's a very good friend. I don't know what he's like in a relationship. So he and her, she didn't want to be with him because she basically was like, you're a mess. Like, during quarantine, she's like, I'm a mother. I need to work out, be healthy, fucking teach my kids school,

and you're just getting hammered on Instagram lives every day. Valid, Madison, Valid. But then she ends up with him, and then he's like, fuck you, yeah, I'm done. When she got so mad that he was like, yeah, I'm not trying to get with you anymore. And she's like, oh, so, but everyone, I got understand she felt that way, but you can't.

But then she goes on this like sleeping spree with all these like more powerful or like famous at Flanathly. So it's like, it seems very ego driven. You know what I mean? Which I'm guilty of as well. Like I have an ego, but I'm saying, I'm saying like she didn't leave him to be like,

oh, I need to have a family. I think she left him, felt like fuck you. And it's like, now you're gonna see me fuck all these like richer, hotter guys. I'm gonna say this about Madison. Southern charm would have not been that great this season if like Madison wasn't popping off, like left and right. Oh, Hondo bee.

She's easily come on to, I also think like she's come on to Southern Charm within the past two years. Yeah. She's now the most famous one on that show. Madison is great to be. Like the girl is fucking A-rod. Like you gotta kind of give it to her. Like she came on the show and then all this, now all of a sudden she's just like, I mean

selfishly I love Madison because she is aligning bravo liberties with like real celebrities, like real people. Like Jay Cutler was like, okay, because he's with Chris Neville Larry, but like Jennifer Lopez is not one of those celebrities that are like in the paparazzi all time up in all this drama. Here's the other thing, like, okay, whether it's A-Rod or someone else or like she, whoever she's up to, it's like whatever, who really cares?

Just the fact that there's like chatter about it is kind of crazy. The real concern here is, you know how do you moa? People were like, right in like, oh, I met them and this is what I think of them and whatever. The real concerning problem is not like A-rod is just out here like running rampied Like sleeping with girls. I got DMs about a rod. I got DMs. I posted a photo of

Jennifer of J. Low and him on the stairs of the White House. Yeah, was no not the White House in Albany whatever the Capitol Anyway, we're for the fuck in our Greece was I don't do buildings, okay? The enough the capital the capital and watch Sorry, this is why we're on reality We really you guys need to speak more politics. And we're like, okay. So these steps were there. But I posted it because we're just very empowering that she sang it in our creation. Yeah, they just looked good.

And I said a couple goals. Yeah. And this was before all the drama went down. And one person specifically was in my DM, someone was like, oh he cheats. He's been messaging like my friend or something. I had a girl DM me like that her friend has been like, cooking up with him for years

that they, he's like her trainer, his trainer in New York. I'm like, I've gotten so many crazy DMs. But Dumas, someone had written into her and had said that like, JLo knows. Like this is why it's like not that big of a thing where it's like JLo's like, yeah we're in an open relationship.

Like I guess they've been traveling separately. How did she send that? We're in an open relationship. I mean not publicly. So allegedly. But I think it's, yeah, this, I mean, this whole podcast is alleged. But allegedly like her and A-Rod

have an open relationship. So I'm sure like when these things come out, she's probably like, no, I know. But like I'm not saying anything publicly. It's interesting because like, I just like will Smith have one with his wife? Would Jay to pink it, yeah? And that was like that whole thing over quarantine

with the entanglement guy. Yeah. It's just, I really don't think that I would be okay with it. Like I just... No. But this just... No. But this is the thing. You have to think from a perspective of someone who's like as famous as Will Smith or J.Lo.

And we were talking to someone who's in the industry, me and you, I don't know if you remember this, but they basically said like a lot of these relationships because you've gotten so famous and there's, you become your company. Like even your love is a company. Right, really? Like Kim become your company. Like even your love is a company. Like Kim and your brand.

Like your marriage has to be a business relationship. Like you can't trust certain people. Like it makes sense if two people of big companies and brands get together safely. But then it's like so messy. Like why can't you meet someone you love? And then someone was like, Jaila is old and like she just wants to find someone to be with her and her kids and it's like J messy. Like why can't you meet someone you love? And then someone was like, Jaila is old and like she just wants to find someone

to be with her and her kids. And it's like Jaila could get anyone. I just, I don't know. That makes me feel icky. Like, it does. Okay, yeah, it would be dope to like date someone who's equally as successful and like sick as you. And you're like J-Lo and you're like, yeah,

I deserve to be with an Alex Rod, Rieguest type. But like, at the end of the day, if he's only sleeping with you and he only cares about you and loves you, like that's all that matters. I rather date like the most random, normal ass dude that I meet on the corner, then like someone who like this is going to make your brand pop off.

Yeah. Cool, but I hate him. Do you know what I mean? Like I just think that's crazy. Well, you think for people to get that successful, some of them have to have this like psycho killer instinct of like doing things strictly for publicity.

Which is crazy, but like, I mean, think about like how the Kardashians are their life. But I have a serious question for you. You just got out of a relationship. Charited. What would you do if A-Rod damned you? Right now. Yeah.

Like right now, it was like, Paige, let's meet at the, no, he just goes, hey, I think you're beautiful. Uh-huh. Okay, one, so far. I think he's gross. So flattering. I do not think he's gross. So flattered, right? I do not think he's hot. I don't think, I was offended when people were saying,

like, maybe it's Derek. Oh. You know my ex-boyfriend, first of all. It was like, Hannah's ex would never. I, and I also have to say, when I heard it, like, I don't know Derek in that kind of way. However, I know, Alissa Molano, like Mariah Carey,

Jessica Alba, Minkakelli, myself. It's Minkakelli. It's Minkakelli. He dates girls that look like us. As in Brunette. Yeah, he's, so then Madison, I was like, she's just not his type.

Like nothing gets bonds. Just, if he was gonna risk his marriage, it would be for some, for me. So, I'll, but this, I wanna like get into empathy for Madison, like, he, I'll spread you guys DM CEO and he says, hey, beautiful, what do you do? I mean, come on, like it's Alex Rodriguez, you're obviously at some point gonna be like, dude.

Arod just DM me and told me I was beautiful. I think I would respond back. Yeah, me too. Cause I'd have to see what happens. Yeah, like thank you so much. For the story. Yeah, a thousand percent for the story. And then if it ever turned like we should meet up

or like we should have a phone, like we should talk, then I would shut it down because it's like we wait if he literally goes hey like I had a bad day like can I call you I would 100% talk to you right on the phone I don't know I think it gets so nervous yeah but yeah I do the talk because what happened like it sounds like they were started to FaceTime all the time. Which, again, people will argue, like, that's fucking intimate. Like, what would you rather, a guy with fuck Madison, your boyfriend with fuck Madison on the weekend, or be FaceTiming Madison all the time?

I'd rather him fuck her on the weekend. Yeah, I'd rather my boyfriend be hooking up with a hooker. That's why, sorry, when people give me shit about Luke. It's like, right, it's like. Right, like there's an intimacy of talking every day, then you can be more intimate in like a make out than you could like having a thousand sex. It's basically like a guy having sex with you and his not many likes you.

I have had sex with people I literally loathe. Ha ha ha ha ha. Most likely in the middle, I'm like, I fucking hate you. with people I literally load. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 1000% it's like dude they have this weird like Weird relationship where they like love or hate each other they hate each other. I mean, it's it's like okay You can explain it to Just like normal life where it's like okay if you break up with someone You get excited to at the thought of like your next beat boyfriend being like better than your ex and your and like your ex being like a little bit jealous Mm-hmm in this situation. It's like dude be boyfriend, be like better than your ex, and like your ex being like a little bit jealous. In this situation, it's like, dude,

we can break up because I will get the most amazing person in the world, and it's like A-Rods, and the J-Cottlers, not that they're like great humans. Well, that's the thing. I think both of them are kind of like awful. That's the thing that I think, but I mean in like status. Yeah, it's all status-y. And I wanna, it's never like, I'm gonna get a awful. That's the thing that I think, but I mean in status.

Yeah, it's all status-y. And I wanna, it's never like, I'm gonna get a guy better than you. It's I'm gonna find a guy who's better for me. Who fits me. Like, and a Yona really just love love. Yeah, and I do, and I do think like, if you're one of those people who wants like,

be in the public eye a little, like I've dated the famous guy before. And it's like, get that out of your system. Like get it, let her fucking fuck whatever. But it's like, if you're trying to have a healthy family, don't mess a professional athlete, especially married ones. No, it's crazy talk, but it's not her role right now clearly. Even though A-Rod and J-Lo aren't married like it's a very clear

relationship. Oh also Madison's sister commented and was like a rod's not married and people were like Is that you defending that it was a rod or like people were really confused about it? Yeah, I don't like on the show that they were saying that Madison was trash. I think that that's a really offensive word. I love the word. But if you're calling someone trash in a very serious sense, I think it's fucked up. Like, actually, it makes me very upset

because I know that Madison was called White Trash by Shep and there's like, there's a thing that Shep comes from money and like, some of the people on Southern, she comes from money and some of the people on Southern charm come from money and maybe she doesn't. So like him calling your trash is like really hitting a nerve of like her deepest insecurity of like not being good enough. I also think like shaming Madison because she slept with like whoever is kind of fucked up

because like Southern charm, like all of the seasons have been about the boys like going out and like sleeping with all every girl. So it's like, it's like, okay, like all of the seasons have been about the boys, like going out and like sleeping with all every girl. So it's like, that's like, so it's like, okay, so she went out and like sucked with some hot guys and you're gonna be like pissed off about it, okay. Craig and Austin have fucked everyone

in wherever they're fucked they're from, where they from? Right, so it's like, okay, that's not the problem. We're going out and sleeping with people. It's not the problem. Her going out and sleeping with a married guy. Yeah, not great, not great. But like, and her doing like, sleeping with Jay Cutler and just to get back at Austin

with the Christian thing. Yeah, not great, but like, but like her having sex with them has nothing to do with it. Who cares whether they had sex or not? Like that doesn't matter. I don't know. I take talk with it's like, there it is. That's, that's, that is. What is, I know what you, here's a crazy thing Hannah. I know exactly what you're talking

about. But those aren't the words. Oh, um, it's like fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. Make it the most of the beginning of it. I just, it's like, I don't know about fair enough. I'm a little bit confused with her. That was me all during the Madison J. color A. Rada's like, I'm a little bit confused. But I think you're right. Why do you think Craig is so mad at Madison? Like he was next level mad.

I think he's annoyed that she was getting so much like so many things were about her this season. And she's a little I mean she's scary. I'm not gonna lie. She is scary when she yells at people. Wait can I do my Madison impression? Yeah. You're like do we have time? Okay so I'm gonna go over to your place and I'm going to cut your dick off Austin and I'm gonna cook it and put some shrimp and grits on it. I'm gonna watch you eat it with your little mother mouth and I'm gonna cook it and put some shrimp and grits on it. I'm gonna watch you eat it with your little mother mouth. And I am never gonna smell it. I'm gonna smell and I'm never gonna frown and I'm gonna keep my voice at this tone and it's scary because you don't know

if I'm happy or not, but I know what I how I feel. One more thing about the Southern Charm reunion, the new Catherine slash the old Catherine being back. I'm sorry. She literally went into a different voice. Like she has, I was watching this thing of like multiple personalities on a documentary and people will literally change voice into like their mom or like some random character. She literally was like, oh, you don't know who this Catherine is.

I was like, you speak like this. You speak like, she's like, when she said, eh eh eh, ain't seen this bitch in a while. She's back. I was like, oh, she literally went from being like, oh my gosh, I have social issues. I mean, be like, eh eh eh. Ask my mom the amount of times in just this weekend.

I have said to her, eh eh eh, you ain't seen this bitch in a while. She's back. My mom's like, please stop doing that. A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- Who do you think you're saying Catherine is mad? No, I mean, Catherine always gets the attention. I thought you were saying maybe Craig because it was like all about Madison. Yeah, that was like, no wait, I know I Craig was mad because she came for his girl.

Oh yeah, but okay, valid. Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough, I'm a little confused, but fair enough. Fair enough. He's the other thing. I didn a little confused, but fair enough. I'm just a little fair enough. Fair enough. He has the other thing. I didn't really watch Southern charm all season.

I was like, best believe I tuned it. I should. I should. It's the best way to watch shows. Just watch the reenactment. Just watch the reenactment. Just watch the reenactment. Just watch everything.

It's literally Clifnows. I recommend you watch the last episode though. Because Madison. I did. I watched the last episode. I watched the last episode. Yeah, I, we was the last episode. Yeah, I don't love her whole like beta pussy calling. I don't love that. I don't love that.

It's very, but it's also like so traditional south to like call a guy a pussy and that makes them feel bad. No, just I feel like Southern culture, it's very like traditional. Like a man has to be a man. And if you're not, if you guys get, guys get really mad if you call them a pussy.

I've realized. And I just never called a guy a pussy before. You're like, I've never had a... I've never had a... I've never had a... I've never had a... I've never had a relationship where I have a... It's the meanest thing ever.

It's the mean, calling him a beta bitch. No, that was okay, it's the thing. Also, like, you have to look at it from a comedy side. Madison's fucking hilarious sometimes. When she walked up and was like, you bait a bitch. But the problem is that she broke up with him. And then he had sex with someone else. Right, that was a crazy fight.

Like Austin was a thousand percent right and he was like, we don't date like I can sleep with whoever you I want also they saw in the reunion at one point Austin's like crying and he's like I can't even look at you. Yeah, she's broken. She's broken him I feel really bad for him. He needs like a hug like example of two people who are like a track to each other not right Not right. He was like you're a monster and like I who were like a track to each other? Not right. Not right. He was like, you're a monster. And like, I felt it. Like I believed that he really felt like that. I was like, oh my god, I feel horrible for him.

It's crazy though that like Bravo has gotten some real like linkage with like A-Rud and J-Lo. I feel like- At one point I was like, oh my god, like am I J-Lo? No, but like, I'm imagining her and knowing the J-Lo knows that you slept with or you were talking to her man. Yeah, I wanna wipe that. Why?

That's not how I want J-Lo. Well, the problem is is that the BAR PR teams are serious business and A-Routed right now is trying to get into the Hall of Fame, which he already has shady stuff with steroids and he's done so much on cleanies act up at his image in the media and being with JLo has been part of it.

So this is bad for him. Here's the thing though, Tiger Woods slept with four thousand women. And we still fuck with him. Yeah. Did you watch the documentary? No Hannah. Okay, we're at an hour. Oh, shit. Do we go over? Keep going. We can go over. It's fun. Let's do something

highlight from page news. We don't have to be like crazy with it. I mean, like this is like an easy one. Rumors that machine gun Kelly, um, Megan Foxx are engaged, which like eventually that was gonna happen. They haven't confirmed it yet. Halsey is pregnant with her boyfriend. They've been dating for like three months. He's a director. She's only 26, which I didn't realize for some reason I thought she was like around her closer, closer hour age. Oh, quickly, I listened to Army Hammer's ex-girlfriend on Sophia with an F, that podcast.

It's crazy. The podcast was really good. The one thing that I really took from it was there's this thing called like high protocol that he would make her do. And it was basically like she had to come over at a certain time, she couldn't be late or she wouldn't be allowed to be led into the house. She had to be on her hands and knees. She could only call him daddy or sir.

She was saying how like, he went, she went to Thanksgiving with him, and like everything was normal, and she was like, oh my God, this is like a normal relationship, and she realized just like looking back like how he was grooming her. And the girl page sounds like such a nice girl. Like listening to her on the podcast, she was like, look, I'm not trying to lie about any of this,

because like if a girl is ever in this situation, like, I want her to know, like, this is what happened to me, like, you're not crazy. She was like, there's so many times where I was thinking, like, is this me, like, am I just being like, whatever? Oh, yeah, the first thing you're going to be like, yeah, am I being insecure? Like, am I being too picky or like, why are you critiquing him? Like, why don't I like that? Like, should I like this? Yeah, yeah, what's the point? So it was like, it was a really eye-opening podcast to listen to and then literally right after I listened to it, this article came out that Timothy Chevrolet,

and the director of Call Me By Her Name are doing a movie about like a real, like a Hannibal Lecter, like Cannibal as a person, like a real Cannibal. And Armyector, like Hannibal is on person, like a real Hannibal. And Army Hammer's wife commented on like the post, I think it was like a just Jared post, like Gossip Post. And her name's Elizabeth Chambers. She commented on it and said, I have no words.

And that's the, that's the first thing she's ever said about the Army Hammer stuff. Oh my God. Army's not involved in the movie, but the fact that Timothy Chevrolet is, and the guy that just did his last move. Has army said anything? The only thing he said is that these claims are false

and this is ridiculous. They'll blot of people are saying that he, this legitimately mentally unstable and just like no one really, like people is legitimately mentally unstable and just like no one really, like people close to him knew that and I think he's just like really spiraling right now. And like, it's really apparent,

but that he really does have, you know. I mean, he wanted to cut someone's rib out and put barbecue sauce on it. Yeah, and it's tough because he's super hot, so it's easy to manipulate women. I mean, but if you look at it, serial killers. Some of them are hot. Yeah, I watch this documentary

about this one guy, amazing cheekbone murdered. I bet you did. Like 60 people and women were like showing up, like getting, because he was like a Satan worshipper and like kind of hot and women were like loving it. It's like bad boy to a next level. Like yeah, that's crazy. Then there was, oh, we didn't talk about Courtney and Travis.

I talked about it on from page news, but I'd love to hear what you're talking about. Is it a problem? It's on. Yeah, they're dating. They're in it. Wait. I just really always want her back with Scott.

I get confused. Travis with Cory Hart. Travis and Cory Hart, I get confused. Who was Travis with before? Her name was Shayna Mochler. Was he the only one that could show her? They used to show her reality. Yeah, I used to watch that.

They used to watch that. They have a daughter. What I like about him is he's different than Scott. Like, she needs to fall in love with something that doesn't remind her of him and shows like is so much better for her. And Amelia Gray posted a photo in Skims, Tag Skims and Calvin Klein in like a bathroom photo and everyone saying that it's Scott to six master bathroom. So they're still going strong. It's so weird. It's so

weird. But it also is funny how like Scott's done so many weird things. And Courtney's never been like, oh, I'm going to fuck a really hot guy to show him. You know? Like, yeah. Courtney's never been like, like this is the first time there's even been a rumor besides that one younger guy. That's a great comparison.

Here's Courtney Kardashian, who would literally date any human she wants. And I feel like she legit only dates people that like, do I like them or no? Do you know what I mean? Yeah. It's interesting how people date in the public eye. It's interesting how people find their matches, you know? It's interesting. We're just like realizing things, me and my friends.

What's the TikTok fair enough? I'm a little confused but fair enough. Fair enough. No, I was in a TikTok hole last night. I fell asleep and my phone fell on my chest and I like kind of woke up a little and I was like, it's enough TikTok. So we're back on TikTok. No, but deal. I think with summer house hopefully we'll have some funny ones we come up with also. I like recently fell

back in love with the TikTok of Timothy Chevrolet being like um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um He's doing the one he's dancing in slow motion. Oh yeah. Yeah, it was a real throwback. It was a real throwback. Well, I've been filming with Nina by my side. And if you want to watch Nina on the Patreon, go to patreon.com slash giggly squad. It also is become like a little cute hub of our VIP Googlers, so a nice little community.

Also, yes, Summerhouse Airs, February. What is it? Fifth or fourth? Fourth. Third day at 9 p.m. 9 p.m. Set your DVRs. Also, I happen to be on Watch Your Happens Live with Austin. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Wait, we need to talk about what you're wearing. I don't know. But we'll figure it out. I kind of want to wear something that's black. Okay. Because like, as Katherine said, and the squirrels come. And you ain't seen this bitch in a while, she back.

Should I just open and he goes, hey Hannah, how are you? And you're in the shot. I feel like I'm gonna like anytime I see an ex-boyfriend from here on out, just like whatever they say to me. I'm just gonna be like, and you ain't seen this bitch in a while, she back. She back.

Oh, we love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling with us and we'll talk to you later. Bye. Bye.