Giggly Squad - Giggling about a VERY special guest, tallest celebs, and smelliest kids

Episode Date: August 10, 2021

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What is up, Giggly? Squatters! Okay, I'm really super excited right now because I'm gonna surprise Paige today with a very, very special guest. No, I'm anxious. It's your real mom, not anyways. Imagine, it's just like my mom and you guys are coming on to tell me that I'm actually adopted. And I was just like, getty about it. Yeah. I knew there was- And I was just kidding about it. Yeah, I knew there was something different about me.

It's a doctor being like, you're pregnant. I would chuck myself out. We just turn it into Jerry Springer. People don't talk about that anxiety though, like I'm supposed to get my period today, and I haven't gotten it yet, but you don't start freaking out until like Friday if you don't get it, but it happens all the time.

So yeah, I have a very special guest. She happens to be a giggleur. And you know how we like to have random gigglers come in and give their opinion. This one, she's a big fan. Um, I'm just really excited. Wait, okay, so it's a giggleur. It's a giggleur, but I didn't realize like, that she was a giggler. That she was a giggler, and I said it up.

It was really hard, because me and you were so crazy with our scheduling. You're gonna let her in. Okay, we are ready for our guest to come in. I'm so excited. Okay, I just press admit, we're waiting. Hey girl. Hi. Thank you so much for coming on everyone. It's Courtney

Kardashian. Wait what? Hi you guys. Yeah. No it's just so great to be here. I'm such a giggler. I can't believe you listen to Giggly Squad, how do you even find out about it? Okay, it taken me back to quarantine when we were just twiddling our dogs and I just went live and you guys were all so live and I just loved watching it, you know. We're in your vacation with your family. They took all 400 of you. When did you have time to just wanna watch the giggly squad?

Like that's, I mean, Paige isn't. No, it was just getting on my nerves and I just needed some low space. So I would just like go in the bedroom and just listen. So, you clearly know because you listen, like we are huge Travis fans, we're huge Courtney stands, like your quotes are everything.

Paige, we need to like ask her some fucking questions. Like we need to go pregnant. I know, the million dollar question, right? I mean, I'm not gonna lie to you guys, like, Travis and I are just getting dirty on the reg. But we're just not ready to expose, like, whether or not I'm pregur, McRagger. Oh, wait, that is so something to you.

I need to know, like, which Kardashian kid do you think is the biggest asshole? Like, of all the kids, like of one of us. What's none of mine, minor like Angel sent from heaven, but I would probably say North is just a little snitch bitch like I just, she is just so much to handle, but I love her. I've didn't make honey call Stormy a bitch once. I mean, probably. Kanye is just unhinged.

He's so insane. Okay. We need to know a little bit about like Travis, right, Paige? I need to know everything. Okay, so is does Travis have a huge slong? The rumors are true. He is happy. He's so much heat.

You guys, I never have been into tattoos, but just, I'm so distracted by his package that I trust. Yeah, he's like really, he's got a drumstick down. Wait, okay, I need to know how you're so good at this. Good at what? Good at this point. It's Courtney.

Taking down like deep throat, like what do you mean? Wait, I have a question. Is Travis's daughter about influence on you? Because like I've seen her TikToks and I'm just worried. Yeah, like her nails are so much longer than Kylie's. Like she's just a little crazy, but I love her. She's just living life the vibe of her grave. And I just love how she is herself, but she is crazy. And final question, we love Pooosh, like we're big Poooshies here.

Where did you get that name, like is it the sound that your vagina makes when you quiefe, like what, how did you get the name Pooosh? Oh, I honestly never thought about like the quiefers, but, but yeah, it's really just when Penelope was a baby, when she would just have baby farts, it would just like, push right out of her butt, and it was just like, push, and we would just always make a joke about it. And now we just are like, push yourself to the next level.

Like, push. Started from the bottom, now we push. Now we've pushing our way to the next level. Like, puch. Started from the bottom now we puch. Now we puching our way to the top. So I need to introduce Andrea Lopez, the queen the most- Yes, that! Wait, that is so good. How did you figure out that you could do that? I have been doing voices since I was in grade school.

I would just make fun of my friends, my teachers, and then I just started watching the Kardashians. So then I was like, I just have to do Courtney. Like, she's just such a icon. And if you guys walked to my old tapes, I fucking suck. Like, the voice is not there And I've been doing it for like eight or nine years. So we're like. Yeah. Oh my just it's like pages like what do you have to work hard for? Wait, you're so good. Wait. Tell me everything about you though. Where do you like where do you live? We're obsessed with you everyone follow her at

Andrea Lopez comedy. Yes Okay, sorry my cousin's name is Andrea. And it throws me off. That's Andrea. That's Andrea. Oh, OK, OK, I was trying to not say Andrea. Yes, OK, Andrea. Life got to my knees.

I didn't know her name. I never regret anybody. Like I'm always like, it's, it's, well, it's no Taylor Strecker says Andrea. She does. Oh, she also, because we have another co-host, name Andrea Laventhal. So like, it gets super confusing. Andrea and Andrea. She does. Oh, she also, because we have another co-host named Andrea Laventhal.

So like it gets super confusing. Andrea and Andrea. Anyway. You call me Dre. Yeah. Dre, oh, I love that. I've been trying to set this up for maybe four weeks. But Paige and I, like, we start our week and we see the vibes and the auras and then we

see like what day we feel the energy and then we just go. It's very organic. So this girl has like an actual schedule. So the day before I'd be like, are you free tomorrow at three and she'd be like, no bitch, you have to give me time. So it finally worked out. Thank you for coming on.

Thank you for coming on. Real talk, seriously, I am such a big fan. I watch you guys all throughout quarantine. I know, I'm just sucking up your asshole right now. But I just truly, I just love watching you guys. I love how natural your friendship is and I just giggle along with you. Oh, she listens to Giggly Squad

and I had no idea. I love your shirt too. You're a little jackass. Oh, I just threw this on. It was just like, you know what I mean? I just got to LA last night and it's my first night in the new apartment because I'm moving here officially.

So that's what's going on. I'm actually in my roommates room because mine is undecrated. So my beautiful Lucho, he has, I guess, New York City behind him in his LA apartment. What's that? Love that. She's by coastal.

We love a by coastal bitch. We love a by coastal bitch. It's the first thing I said when she was like, I'm in LA, I was like, oh, okay. So you listen to Giggly Squad, you said that you have some questions for us? Like, advice type shit, which is hilarious because we don't know anything now.

We can go from being Courtney to like, yeah, we don't know what's going on, but you can go from Courtney to now, like Andrea, the real human, you guys. Andrea's human too, she's not just our like puppet to do voices for us. Because I'll do it any old, dinkle, dangle time.

Like I'm here at our treatment. You also are so good at her lingo. Yeah, she just says dingoing, like, tutels, foodles. It's just lines. Like. But you also low-key look like her, which makes it really freaky.

Yeah. You do, you do. It's funny, I'm like morphing into them, but I have not. I wish I had a better ass, but like I was just well endowed with tits, but like my ass like, who's gonna be squatting right now? Well they don't really have all their asses either, so much. True, don't even get, don't get Hannah started. They're like competitive tennis, bitch. So, um, yeah, no, I had technically a relationship

question because I am in a difficult sit right now. So I've had a long time, boyfriend and very into Italians, I've always been in Teguitos, like I just love me and Italian stallion. I love when they're like before they got the chains, like I don't know what it is about it. It's just like I love that Harto energy. I love that. Like I don't know what it is about it. It's just like, I love that heart-o-energy. I love that. If they have one of their ears pierced, tell me the fucking.

And it has to be a diamond. Yeah, of course. With gold, with gold. I love a gold chain. I love a gold chain. I just, and I love their family oriented, and they're just like, I just fucking, I eat up. I eat it up.

They're so hard on the outside, but the inside, I eat up. I eat it up. So they're so hard on the outside, but the inside, they're mush. They're so much. It's like, you know how every Italian grampe is the best? And they just like kiss you when they see you and they hold you and you know, they definitely like have killed someone in their past, but they're so sweet.

I like that. I want to know, Guido question, who would you fuck on Jersey Shore? Oh, okay. So I always thought it was gonna be Polly but I realized yeah no because his energy nowadays is no bueno I'm kind of actually going into like Vinny but he's been weird with the jump rope he's like obsessed with the jump rope yeah the the keto Guido like I don't fuck with guys who count their calories.

Feel the exact same way. Yeah. Like when I watched the show I was like a poly D all day. Like all day long. He's cute. We're like the I feel like we're like the poly and the and the Vinnie. But okay I think Vin is so I think is a adorable. I call him Vin. I call him Vin. I think he's adorable. The more Vin. Vinnie's also, like they're both really funny. They have a great sense of humor.

You want to fuck Ronnie? No, no, no. Vinnie and I would not get along because it's too much with the working out. It's too much of the healthy eating I couldn't. But then you have Paulie who is up late late nights DJ. I love a nightlife situation. I do. So what's your answer? It's definitely not Ronnie. Like Ronnie's got serious issues. And then I love how soft situation is now. But I think I don't know what's going on in his face. Maybe a little

much. You're like, it's J. Wow. It's J. It's fucking J. Let's be honest. We all want to fuck J. Wow. You've all been the hottest bitch like in Zane. Her energy is amazing. I guess I would have to say a mix between Pauli and Vinnie. Like if we could just like morph him into one, it would be that.

You have to fuck the baby. OK. Yeah. Yes. So what's your relationship question? OK. So I've been dating the same guy. I met him when I was doing radio in a small town. He's a very, comes from a very talent family. We've been together for four and a half

years and now that yeah, it's like my longest relationship and we kind of had just been a little bit separation, you know, there's been a little distance because now I'm moving to LA and I'm just like following my career and where to live. He lives back now on the East Coast. He came and moved. We lived in the DC DMV area for a while. And where he lives now. And then what's his name and social social security number? That's how we get our research. What are his parents names and any distant relatives we should know about? Any diseases in his genetics that we should affect our family this is family history. This is credit score.

What is his sign? What's his Uber rating? That's actually a good to know. So yeah, and I'm very proud about this only because I feel like I'm doing the wrong thing by doing this. But OK, so along the way, while we were like kind of in like a distance, it's all very fresh. Like we still kind of talk just like as closure,

but I met. He broke up. Yes, but he has now confessed his love to me and said things that he's never said before. Like you're the love of my life. You mean so much to me. Like what can I do to change this? And like I let you go too easily.

All these things that I've been dying to hear, right? And he's like kept up a wall, maybe because he thinks that I'm leaving or like I was in entertainment, so I would leave anyways. But there's been like this wall where he didn't like open up and be like, you're the love of my life, right? So yeah, like separation, I started, I met this other comedian who also does really

funny impressions and collecting immediately, we started doing video collabs together and it was just like super friendly at first and then all of a sudden it became like this like super intimate connection we had and we were actually in the same city at the same time we of a sudden it became like this like super intimate connection we had and we were actually in the same city at the same time we met up and it was like I've never met anybody like that in my life so I'm like so invested I'm so invested in so many thoughts already keep going we we match on

just everything I can't give too much information about him because he probably right because he is you're ready given an amazing amount so yeah now we're at this like standstill he doesn't live in the same city as I do but he wants to make this relationship work and he is like let's give it a shot for the next three months and just like kind of date and have fun and I'll visit you you visit me and we'll see the new guy is saying that yeah which seems to be asked but he also is like I've never met anybody like you and we connect on everything. So, yeah. Um, I think you know the answer.

Just the way you just described both of them. I guess I do. I guess I'm scared to lose one. If the other one doesn't work out, which is so fucking selfish of me, right? Like, I don't want to be left in the team. I don't think that's selfish. I think that fucking normal. I think that's fucking normal.

Yeah. It's so normal. And also, you know what it's like with the first guy. So the new guy is exciting. And the fact that you can connect, I really, I think this is the true answer to happiness. If you can connect on a work level in some way. I, I just think that's undeniable. Like the, the old guys never gonna really get what you're doing. And

I feel like eventually he will resent you for moving and following your dream. And that's crazy town, you. So I, that's so true. Like I do think and pages uniquely talking about being in the entertainment industry because there's either guys that like get it and they're down for it or they're like, yeah. Okay, go do your weird videos. I personally, no, it really is. Like, I had a guy just be like, you don't,

you don't really work. And I'm like, bitch, if you fucking knew, the shit that I had to do all day, we're like a guy that got to stay at that. It's like I know you're stressed in a boardroom, but like, I'm stressed because my whole life is out there in the public to be picked to do all day. We're like a guy that got to stay at that. I'm like, I know you're stressed in a boardroom, but I'm stressed because my whole life is out there in the public to be picked apart. Thank you. Someone help me say it.

You're welcome. So my advice is you cannot make decisions out of fear. And I'm acting like I'm a full therapist right now. But what you said is you were like, I'm scared if I lose this guy, I won't get this guy. Those are all anxiety decisions where you have to have this confidence that like, I always tell this to Paige, if it's meant to be, you can't fuck it up, unless you murder him. Like that guy, that five year guy, if your energies are magnets and they're

supposed to be together at a certain time, they will fucking happen. You're not an idiot, like, you're not going to ignore it. But at this, there's also like people that are right for you for certain times in your life. And it sounds like you're in a transitional phase, you're blowing up social media wise. And you might, it might be the perfect time for you to explore a different kind of relationship to either learn, wow, that guy was perfect for me.

And if I really love to, he might respect that and be like, hey, maybe I'll, I need to just like learn about myself a little more for a sec. You were with that guy for so fucking long. Yeah, you were. I've never been in a relationship that long. And you were waiting for him to say the things he is now just because you're gone.

Exactly. And this new one is just saying all the right things. Like, we haven't figured out the sexual chemistry yet. And you know when you're with the guy for so long, you literally could just like fart on them. And it's like, that was like, okay, because it's not weird you already know each other but yeah this new thing we're just still trying to figure that out so I feel like I think we match so much on a like spiritual mental level that like the sex will just come naturally I'm hoping.

There's no one guys you match which with sexually and then you have a conversation with them and you're like oh no he doesn't know grammar. I think that's so true. Also, I'm doing this new thing for gassy girls like me, like the other day, I should not be saying this, but I think does gave my permission. I can't remember, we'll find out. I literally farted when I orgasmed, like farted. And then I will lie and be like, that was a queue

and he'll believe me. But then the other day, it was, it smelled. I don't do this often, but like I did it twice in the last two months and he goes, he lit it and I was like, that was your my man. And I was like, it was a queue, he goes, no it wasn't.

Crea's still so fat. That you're engaged and I'm over here ready to hurl myself off a bridge is mind blowing to me. I go far in this space when his mouth is open, weight heels melt so open. Okay, however, I do have to say love, love bombing is real. But love bombing, you don't feel calm with it.

We're like, I've been love bomb before, where you literally feel this exhilarating feeling of like you're in a movie and you're high, and it's like a twin flame type. And you're like, how is this happening to me? This guy's perfect at it. Where does love bomb me, but I was very calm with it. Like he was like, I wanna marry you.

And I was just like, yeah, I could see that. I also think there's a world in which, okay, say this like new guy doesn't work out. At least you know. Like my biggest fear is I, in any situation in my life, I always just do things that scare me because I never, ever want to wake up and be like, but wait, what if I did do that? Like what if I had gone, like regret is my biggest I can't, I cannot live with it. So like say you even do go with this new guy and in three months you're just like, I hate this.

I like, I made the worst mistake ever. And then you're done with him. Who knows if the old guy will come back or maybe that's when you meet your actual person. Like, so I don't know if you can. I don't know if you can. Yeah, we don't know anything. Also don't take our eyes.

And we don't know about your old guys. So like take this with a grain of salt. But like, no, this is all great. I'm just saying always move forward. Yeah, and what Paige is basically saying is everything she's gotten is outside her comfort zone. Yeah. And that guy is so your comfort zone, the five-year guy,

you know what you're gonna get, you know what your life could be. And it's comfortable, the sex is comfortable, you know it. Also with this guy, like, go into it differently sexually. Maybe you want to try new things. Maybe you want to be a little more free and not just go into what you were used to. We totally even talked about it and I'm blown away because I'm being more adventurous because I feel like- Wait! Yes. No, keep going because I want to hear but I have something else to say. I think, well, no, it's just like exciting. So I'm like ready to just like explore with that new person.

And it does make me like give me butterflies though, because I haven't felt in so long, because once you're comfortable with somebody, you don't have those like butterflies. How old are you? I'm 26. Okay. I, as someone older and wiser.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I feel like there is this crazy transition for girls specifically, sexually, later in our 20s. And I, like, in the past year of being single, like meeting different guys and like, hooking up with different guys, you feel different. Like, I don't know what it is in the water or in the air, but like, I met a guy and like, our sex was just way different than anything I've ever had

to the point where I had to stop and be like, do I like this? Like, I think I'm into it. Like, I think I like weird roleplay like this. Now, like, it's just, because you're more confident with yourself, but also people are mirrors. So they show you different things about yourself and you want to find the person that is like the right mirror for you if that makes sense.

I feel like this is exciting. This is fun. And also like if it doesn't work out, you didn't fail. You didn't mess up. It's exploratory. It's... Yeah, but I do think you will regret not giving this new guy a chance. I think so too. I think that's why I'm like kind of going towards it. Now, do I owe my ex anything? Like, even though we're still kind of talking for closure, do I have to say I met somebody else or it would just come naturally? Well, why are you still talking to him for closure?

I guess because we didn't really end on a bad note. It wasn't like a breakup between them and block each other. It was just like, I can't move in a way. And he was like, you need to be free. You need to focus on your career. So go out there and like, I'll be here. So. Yeah. And now he's like, just want to let you know.

I love you. Great question. If he, if roles were reversed and he met someone and he was like starting to talk to them and they weren't like officially dating, but they were seeing each other, would you want him to tell you? Would you want to know?

I think if they were like official, I would rather him tell me than me see on Instagram and be like, oh, who the fuck is that bitch? I think it, I think maybe in honest, just conversation like, hey, I met somebody and we're like really seeing each other, but maybe that's like six months in the future.

Not, I don't think I need to talk about this. What's going on like dating? But it's hard because you're in this in between. Couple of times like, you're in this in between. Yeah. Because like you're seeing this new guy, but you have not actually closed it with that guy. I'm very into cold turkey shit. It's like, okay, if I'm leaving or not together,

I don't want, I can't keep getting your attention because I won't be able to fully emotionally like move on to give my chance. Can't open ghost the fuck out of anyone. What? I thought she was ghosting me at one point, you know? She's like, I've been sleeping. So, I always feel like it's best to be honest,

even if it's awkward. Because what if he gets a wind? Because also the world is so fucking small. What if he randomly gets wind from someone, like, oh, she's seeing someone? He's gonna blow up. Then you're going to automatically be the bad person. When in reality, you've done nothing wrong

I think it's like a very easy like hey like I am dating I am seeing people I'm going out like Do with that what you will yeah, and it might give him the closure of like okay She really is moving on I should too and then you're kind it's you don't think it's a play that two two birds in one stone type Whatever two eggs in the hand, you know what I'm trying to say, it could get down. I don't know. I don't know if the pace up is great. Pages really good at being general, should be like, I'm dating.

I'll be like, I saw this guy, but that means. They don't need specifics. They don't need specifics. They do not need specifics. They can't handle them anyway. Their brains can actually process it. Is this guy the new guy older than you? We're about the same age, but I do have to ask,

what's the best advice for dating somebody in the same industry as you? Because you're not necessarily competing. It should be a mutual relationship where you're helping each other and so far it has been. But I also have never dated any person in comedy or acting or anything. It always been a really totally different career.

That's a Hannah question. I mean, everyone's different, obviously. Yeah. No, everyone's different. I've dated comedians who are monsters. I've dated comedians who are competitive with me. In very subtle ways, like very like, oh, that's not actually funny, though. Or like that stupid girl humor. Or like, oh, that's not actually funny though, or like that stupid girl humor.

Or like, oh, you're not really comedian, you just make funny videos. Like, like, I could go on and on, and that was an unhealthy relationship. Dez, I think because he's so much older and he's already like had a full-on career and experienced a lot of the things I'm going through now, he's able to give me like really good advice and see it in a different perspective, but also stand-ups are like

another level of crazy and you're dealing with like, so it depends what you're dealing with with comedy. I feel like improv people are a little more better with teams. They're not as like one-on-one individualistic where stand-ups. It's like being a tennis player. It's you versus the world. So I do think that create, I mean we just have to know your signs to be honest. What's his birthday? That's all we have to know. I see your sign. I did look it up. My mom has this relationship book and she's crazy and as soon as I tell her like there's like somebody in the picture

She's like look up go go to the book. Go to the book. Wait, can I give her some dates for myself? Oh my God. It's this massive book and you line up the birthdays like perfectly and then you read like best worst. But his birthday is in February, mine's in August. I'm a Leo. It's August 13th.

I'm a Leo too. February. February's the place where an Aquarius? I actually don't even know. I need to look this up. Okay, well this is a whole another problem. I'm acting like I haven't looked this'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually,

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actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, life out there. We talk on a podcast like we show our whole personalities. I think the bottom line is just being each other's biggest fan. Like I dated someone in finance. I have no idea what the fuck he did. Yeah, like I had no idea. Like but I loved when he came home and told me all of these things about his day to day and I'm like, you're the fucking best. No, I did it. But like, I said, he was happy. Yeah, I think it's just all about being

that other person's number one fan and passing that up. You have to be teammates. You have to be teammates. And there will be moments like, yeah, yeah. But it's also like the person, like, I feel like pretty early on, you could tell if someone's like, the problem is the really successful ones Or psycho competitive and like hot like assholes

So if he's up and coming or almost kind of like that versus like if you said you were dating like a really famous Guy, I'd be like Ronda the worst So I love that he's his career is emerging But I also think it's about like do you feel like yourself around him? Do you feel like he's letting you be your full light if he's dimming your light, go fuck yourself. And I think that there's something beautiful about being with someone that really understands you.

And like, he probably is an amazing sense of humor. And Paige and I are both similar. We're like, we need to be with a guy who makes us laugh. We joke, we wanna talk, we joke, we want whatever. But it's all about like connecting with my really weird things that I like like I texted This one guy the other day and I was like I want to like go to a diner at 2 a.m And he's like I've always wanted to do that and I'm like are we dating? Like just like weird shit like that was the old guy?

Not like age wise the previous boyfriend. Was he down with your career, or was he ever like, this is a lot? He was super supportive, he would read lines with me, he would go to my shows, yeah, he would watch my show. Oh good, okay, good. The other thing is he was super not on social media, so if I did a funny story, I'd be like, did you watch my new impression today,

and he'd be like, what a question, I'd be like, you don't even know, because that's our meetings. You didn't listen to the he'd be like, what impression? I'd be like, you don't even know. Because that's for us, like that's our meetings. Like you didn't listen to the reason to podcast episode, like what are you talking about? And so that to me, I didn't let it bother me, obviously, because we were together for so long. But in the back of my mind, I'm like,

I'm looking nice to have a guy who's not all over social media too. So there were pluses and minuses. But I do think just like keep trusting your gut, even though your trust, your gut is still figuring things out, respect that you're in that place with your gut. Yeah, I want my boyfriend to be like, look at her TikTok. She's so funny.

And be showing people. Look how gorgeous she is. It's funny because it started doing TikToks recently. The last month, I was like, okay, I'm going to put effort into my TikTok. And at first, it was making fun of me and then now he's like how did you last take talk to do and I'm like oh it's only at this month he literally has a cause of doing it like he's taking it like really seriously nothing turned me on more than when Perry would ask about my grid he's like how are you feeling

about your red yeah and I'm like thank you so much we love this so much on do we have anything more for Andrea or Andrea do you have any other Yeah, and I'm like, thank you so much. Oh, my God. We love this so much. I love you. Do we have anything more for Andrea? Or Andrea, do you have any other questions for the Giggly Squad? Oh my God. Girl, you are in a pickle, though. I will say that.

You are in a pickle. I just get a little scared if I should just take a breather for relationships after ending a serious one. But this one just fell into my lap kind of. It was just natural. So I was like, do I should just explore? I'm 26. Let me just live live just like live life.

Yeah. So yeah. I always say as long as your mental health is okay, like keep going. If things are causing you crazy anxiety or you're freaking out, like cut them out. Exactly. No, that's so true.

Like if the boys distracting you from being you, cut them out. But if he's enhancing you, then let him stay around. Keep it, I think we're harsh, but true. They're gonna be fine. We're honestly, we're not worried about. I was like harsh, but true. We're going to be fine. We're honestly, we're not worried about you. Also, do you realize, because when you're with someone for a long time and on the day and circle, you forget.

But you're so fucking awesome. You're so smart. You're so funny. You're so pretty. And you're quite a nice fan when you want to be. No, that's what you got in your hair. But for real, so just know that you can get any guy you want. Recently, I have without trying, I've had this, I feel like there's been glow or I've been

using my sexual pheromones, but guys are like open up out of nowhere and I'm like, what is going on? It's a weirdo thing. Yeah, I still love when that happens. We love that. Keep that energy. And on, wait, Paige, when she first came on, what were you, what was going on in your head?

Because you were like, I was like, I was laughing. I was like, wait, is this? Because I saw the name at the, I saw the name at the bottom of the Zoom. And I was like, okay, maybe that's her assistant. And she didn't want to come on as like her name. And so I just changed it, but I couldn't.

For five seconds. I had no idea about changing it. For five seconds, I was like, I think it really could be her. Like, maybe she's doing these in here. I could talk to you guys. She's like looking at me, and I was looking at her. And then Paige wanted to be like, wait, I know this can't be real. I'm just going to do this.

And then I remember, I was like, wait, I've literally sent all of your TikToks to Hannah before. I'm going to like this girl's hilarious. Well, Andrea, you're the best. Where can people follow you, listen to you, where can the gigglers get more of you? I love you, gigglers. I love you both so much.

I'm at Andrea Lopez comedy on Instagram and TikTok, and then I'm also the Friday co-host on the Taylor Strecker show. And I'm currently in LA shooting some fun stuff for Comedy Central, so you can see me on the black book. For you. We're doing the lab. Good for you. We're doing it. So fun.

I'm doing it. You guys are making shit happen. And it's just like insane. So yeah, that's so obsessed with you guys. Courtney, I'm so tired of doing her, but like she's my bread and butter. So I will ride this fucking train for as long as it takes. Courtney's just like really in right now.

Is there anyone else of the Kardashians that you like doing? I tried with Kylie, but the rest of them don't have a super significant, like when Chloe dated Lamar, she did that baby talk. That was the only time she had like a sweet thing about her. But is there someone who's like someone not Kardashian related, but like that you love doing an impression of Kristen Cavallari or Teresa from Real House as a Teresa oh, yeah, can you do Teresa?

Judy, can you do Teresa? I love that bitch Teresa. You dice. Well, I'm Italian so I thought I could just like figure out her name But that bitch changes her name every two seconds. Yeah, and she thought it was hilarious I thought she was gonna cut me but she was like that's not gonna cut me, but she was like, that's not my name. Wait, what do you just say? What was that? Like, what do you say? So, my thing with her is, she never describes anything. When she just sponsored ads, you don't know what the product is. She's like, all right, so this is a facial massager. It got three feet.

You go one, two, three. I feel great. You're like, what the fuck is this product? How much is it? Where do you think it two three I feel great You're like what the fuck is this product? How much is it where do I get it? She's like swipe up for the product? That's it And she's gonna say sandwich in real life like I've seen it. She's like show it guys Are you guys hungry? We should get a sandwich I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

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I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. That was spot on. Spot on, but like you have such an, like it takes so many brain neurons to like watch something and you know what, this is what, you know when people, like I love to draw fun fact about me. You do? Yeah, like I can like draw faces like pretty accurately.

Whoa. Just for that. I've never known this in that year. I can draw your, for your birthday I'll draw face if you'll be creepy but it'll be cool. So but then people be like I can't draw and I'll be like draw my face and they'll draw like your ears just like a sea. And I'm like, do not see like the detail in the ear. Like do not see or they'll like, draw your eye just like a circle.

And I'm like, but is that what you really see? But it's funny because people just don't like process things like obviously they know an ear it doesn't look like that, but they don't understand the nuances of it, where you see a personality, and you see all the nuances of how they move their face, and how their tongue is, and how their lips move with it. It's so fucking genius, we have really rough sides. It's really such a talent. We're a talent.

We're starting SNL on Giggly Squad with you. Literally, I will come on anytime, do any voice. Yeah, because SNL, I've auditioned three times, I was telling Hannah, and we're still waiting on the callback. So wait, I have so many people that I want, I want you to prank for phone calls, so many people. Can we get lunch? 100% because we are by coastal bitches.

You guys are in LA or I'm in New York. I'm literally hitting you up and being like, okay, amazing. Yeah, oh my God. Paige loves a prank call moment. I love prank call moment. I love prank call moment. I love prank call moment. I love prank call moment.

I love prank call moment. Thank you so much for coming. You're the fucking bad. Yes, thank you. I love the giggler's by coastal bitches. We need to do that merch. Where's the by coastal bitch merch? Can I have a video of the prub?

Yeah. The prub. And then we just like, yeah, I coastal bitch. I love that. Obsessed. Obsessed. I love that. Paige and I will go to LA one day. I'll be like, bye guys. Okay. We go to New Jersey. We're like, bye guys.

Oh god. Okay, Han, you're the best. Thank you for opening up about your love life. Yes, thank you. We guess laugh so hard. Hi, love you guys. Tutals, bootles. Don't forget to boot the limits.

You guys are so sexy Okay, no one you like have a new best friend and you like can't get off the phone That was us just then cuz we were like wait, we love you and she's like no, we love you Wait, I really love that was amazing. I would literally the shit. I was running through my head I was like she's bringing on a therapist. I'm having an intervention live on giggly squad She's so scared she wasn't excited. Yeah, I was running through my head. I was like, she's bringing on a therapist. I'm having an intervention live on giggly squad. She was so scared. She wasn't excited. Yeah, I was so nervous. That was your ex-boyfriend. Yeah, this is what he really thinks of you.

Wait, she's so good. She's so good. She's so funny. And I just feel like the gigglys would love her because we talk so much shit about celebrities. And I just feel like the Giggle is with LoveHurt because we talk so much shit about celebrities. And I just thought that the celebrity needed a voice. Yeah. OK. And here we are. Here we are.

Welcome to Giggle's Squad. We got advice questions over with. We got a whole celeb interview. What did you write in the notes about Princess Cut? Emerald never pear-shaped. OK. So you know how we always want to Cut? I'm rolled never a pear shape. Okay, so you know how we always talk about engagement? No. You know how we always talk about engagement

when we're in someone people always yell at me that I am like so against pear shape. Yeah. And I'm not against, here's, and I wanna preface this. I'm not fully against pear shape. I just don't like it enough compared to other diamond shapes to see it every day on my finger. I don't just like it. Do you know there's like a teardrop type of pear now where it looks more rounded pear? I thought that was kind of modern and cool.

Yeah, I don't love that either. But so I was watching Outer Banks. Do you watch Outer Banks? No, I haven't. I haven't watch Outer Banks or on Bridgerton. Okay. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Or the guy I've never kissed before. I don't watch any of that like Teeny Bobber Shit. I haven't watched you for ya. Okay. First of all, Outer Banks isn't Teeny Bobber shit. It's the most amazing show ever, but no it is made for Teenyboppers.

It's instead of saying, What's the guys and the girls? Instead of saying what the fuck they say, what the frick. Like, just say the fucking word. But the main character, and I don't want to give any spoiler alerts away because the second season just came out, but I obviously binge watched it in two days. For the main character Sarah, Sarah Cameron is talking to her boyfriend and she's and he's asking her about engagement rings and she says princess cut and rolled cut never

pair. And I just felt so seen by that statement. I feel it. Pairs are like country music or people are like, I like all music except country, but then the people who love country like really fuck with country. Yes, that's so true. So fun.

Does your mom have a pair of shape though? Because I feel like most of our moms have pairs, it was very in when our moms were getting married. I don't know what shaped my mom is considered. My mom wanted a new engagement ring. So if my dad's listening to this. I'm obsessed with her. I'm obsessed with her.

I'm so obsessed with her. Yeah, my mom retired actually. So shout out to Kim. Wait, my mom just retired too. She's pumped about it. She calls me, oh, I don't know every 20 minutes. She's like, what are you doing? My mom got three cats and she's like in a play right now like my mom's really living it up in retirement. It doesn't have time for me like less time. Oh my god

But I do have an argument. I'm I wanted emerald. That was the first one I wanted But then I realized it doesn't have a sparkle like a cushion or a princess cut. It kind of just looks like a cut glass and it's fucking expensive. So part of me is like get a fucking sapphire that's rectangle and it'll look the same. Cause the whole point of, it doesn't have the sparkle so get like a long cushion, I think they call it

no, not a cushion, a long something else. I don't know. All I know is that I want my engagement ring to be borderline offensive to people, but also classic. Because I was on the L.I. Double R with a girl who got engaged. She, she's like a doctor and her husband's a doctor. She had the biggest fucking ring that looked just like my ring but huge,

but she was like, I actually like yours better. And I was like, why? She's like, mine is so big, it looks like a cocktail ring. Yeah, it almost looks fake. It looks fake. Like I want it to, it's like Chloe Kardashian's ring. Yeah. Her shit was so huge and she put mine on and she was like, wait.

That was like, bro. I want mine to be 200 grand. Right on the cusp of being like it's too much But like yes, we still love it. Yeah, I love how I have to tell you like don't get a million dollar ring page It'll look silly You're like fine just cuz you said so you also wrote Meredith Blake parent trap I saw in eNews that they did this whole like thing about Meredith Blake and how when we want you know who I'm talking about Meredith Blake. Yes. Yeah, yes, okay, it's like bitchy. Yeah, and how when we want you know who I'm talking about, Meredith Blake. Yes.

Yes. She's like bitchy. Yeah, and how when we were younger. Yeah, she's the OG bitch and I don't think she gets enough credit because she came on and she was like Meredith was not trying to take Nick Parker's money. I was a very legitimate publicist for like very big companies and I didn't need his money and thinking about it now,

she was 26. She's like in the movie, that character was meant to be 26. So she was like a young badass. Just a young badass, but we hated her. But now, as I get older, fuck those little brats they should have been sent away to Timbuktu. You know, like that's how I feel now. Okay, every movie we watch when you're a little, you cringe.

You're like, this is, there's a lot of misogyny, a lot of, like, I mean, have you watched, bring it on. The trainer comes in and slaps all the girls' asses. Sphere fingers. Out of control, the sphere fingers guy. Fuck that guy. I watched Good on Paper because you told me to With a lides a slasinger

You what did you think I was entertained by it? Yeah, I Can I'm like proud of her because she wrote it and she had her stand up in between. I thought it was cool There were parts that were you know, you're like okay. You're not like oh my god. Yeah, it's just cute It was cute. It was cute and I really like her and I'm proud of her. Yeah, it was funny. I also love Margaret Troll. Jalarius. Jalarius.

The cast name was really good. Like the guy was so creepy. Don't you love watching movies and like in your head, I don't know if you do this, but I feel like we're very similar and that you would do this. Are you ever watching a show or a movie and you're like, but what feel like we're very similar in that you would do this. Are you ever watching a show or a movie and you're like, but what if I recasted that?

Yeah, yeah. I'm always trying to put Jennifer Lawrence in things. Is Jennifer what if? Is she okay? Is she okay? Like where is she? Because I feel I'm jealous of her because I feel like she can be off the map.

And like I'm still out here hustling for a like and like she is living her best life. I love her so much. It's I tell you about the time I saw her in an elevator. Wait, she like a fan of you. I don't think she knows. She's yeah, she's definitely. I think she, oh no, she had talked about me one time in a podcast because she thought that I was hooking up with Austin

and I didn't even give a shit that she thought that just because all I cared about was that my name had come out of her mouth. I... You think she was gorgeous? Stunning and tiny. But I think she's so cool and did you have you heard anything about how her and Emily Radikowski don't like each other? No

There I don't know if both of their PR teams are very good at like Squashing this but I'd seen like a like a few articles. It's like a couple weeks ago. I Don't know the full story, but you know How Emily is always she had like written that whole essay about the creepy photographer and she did a whole thing about how her naked pictures were sold and not given credit. Apparently the guy that like is like a, what is that called? Like not a curator. Who buys and sells art? Yeah, yeah.

Whatever. Is J-Law's husband? Oh. The craziest thing. It's been hidden from their PR teams are great. Crazy is thing too. When I saw Jennifer Lawrence and the elevator, we were, I was at the Whitney.

I think I was at the Whitney, that's where I was. And that's the elevator I saw her in. And she was with a man, but I didn't even look nor did I care who she was with, but I assume it was her husband. But can we all just, oh, okay, can we just say for a second now it's time for a rant? Yeah. Everyone's so upset with how the media treated Brittany.

Like she became a star and then they just ripped her apart. Yeah. Look at what they did to Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer Lawrence gave us Hunger Games. She gave us like joy. She gave us all these amazing movies. She won awards. I love to have American Hustle.

American Hustle, she's incredible. She gets so popular. So for ever. She's been an American hustle. American hustle, she's incredible. She gets so popular. So, her line is playbook. Oh my God. So, she's the moment. And she also, during it, not only is the moment, but is actually weirdly relatable and likable, which no one's ever experienced.

And she's kind of silly and goofy and we're used to celebrities being pretty like perfect and she's tripping and spilling mints and then I guess to point where society goes yeah we're done with this girl being liked and suddenly she's annoying yeah she's obnoxious and Jennifer Lawrence is the worst. When was last time they called a male celebrity annoying? Literally never. Literally never. So Jennifer, you know who I find annoying?

You know who I find annoying? Who? Kinda find Brad Pitt a little annoying. Hot take. Yeah, hot take. Why do you find Brad Pitt a little annoying. Hot take. Yeah, hot take. Why do you find Brad Pitt annoying? Same reason that like people find Jennifer Lawrence annoying. No reason.

Just don't, just don't care. Like I feel like he's such a playboy and like, oh, I don't know. I just find him annoying. It's just like too perfect. You're like, we get it. Yeah, I'm like, we get it. You're fucking Brad Pitt.

And I'm okay with random people, not like in Jennifer Lawrence, but the fact that as a culture and the media always like, okay, this is so kinging now, like we're so over her. When it's like, she's given us so much. And I'm just like, it's just so typical. And then women have to reinvent themselves. Like, oh, now she's not like that. She's like this, like, fuck a Madonna.

But anyway, that's why I'm happy for her to be off social media, because she can afford it. And just doing her. And like, it would ever feud. And also, there might not even be a feud with her in Emily Radik Kowsky. Like, Emily could be fighting with her husband. Like, it could be whatever.

I like Emily could be fighting with her husband. Like it could be whatever. I like Emily too. I think she's done a lot, like with empowering women in the platform that she has. And as we said last episode, we don't know them, but we will make assumptions. Yes, we will. Well, did you write daxing Kristen Bell too? What kind of tea do you have with them?

Are you just in love with them? You're in love. No. Wait, does anything happen that I don't know? They said that they don't bathe their children until they smell. They were the ones that I said told you about the non-alcoholic beer drinking for their kids. So they, they were like, wait, wait, wait, no, we're the couple that says, now they're on that meal, a sht and shit. And I'm just, it's a movement. I'm not ever going to get behind.

Was there a reason behind it or they just wanted to poke the bear and get us worked up? It was literally on Page Six. We already called and a giggler, like, DM did to me and was like, I feel like you need to read this. And I was like, thank you so much. I do. How insane! How insane what's going on? Oh, sure. Everyone shower every day. Don't take baths away from children. I do. How insane! How insane what's going on? Also, everyone shower every day.

Don't take baths away from children. Did you also see Fettywap's daughter died? What? No. Yeah, Fettywap has six children. I don't know if you knew that either, but he has a daughter and she was four years old. They haven't said how she died yet, but she passed away like a couple days ago. How old is she?

She was four. Oh my God. My name is Maureen. Is that a mom? It's not a mom. It's not a mom. It's not a mom. It's not a mom.

It's not a mom. It's not a mom. It's not a mom. It's not a mom. It's not a mom. It's not a mom. It's not a mom. It's not a mom.

It's not a mom. It's not a mom. It's not a mom. It's not a mom. It's not a mom. It's not a mom. It's not a mom. It's not a mom. It's not a mom. And he was just carrying around a bottle of crown royal. As he should. As he should. As he should.

As he should. Like what else should Fetty Wapi walk around the beach? Remember when he was like really hot for like a year, everything he dropped is, I mean. I love Tim. Like I love Tim on another level to the point where he was performing at some club on like a Tuesday night. The club was up and down and they had a night and it was called Tuesday baby Tuesday and I begged my boyfriend at the time I was

like no we're going out tonight. Fetty Wap is performing and we won I had the best time of my life. So he's a good performer? I don't really know. I was so excited to see him. What's the famous song? Yeah, she's fun. Wonder if she'll be mine. 6, 7, 9 or something?

Yep, 6, 7, 9. OK. And we don't even know what that's about. Is that like a zip code? I don't really know. Not important. It's about not important. It's not important.

Yeah. The song of the moment. I do want to say I recently did a TikTok thing where I researched random celebrities who didn't know were really tall. Kinda loved this. You know? Okay, first of all, my crush, Boba and I'm a 65. Hannah, I'm worried about you and Bob.

I'm really worried about it. Because you love him. You had to have to have a talk to myself in the mirror at one point and I was like, stop. You're not dating Boba? No. You're looked at yourself and you're like, I'm an engaged woman. Bob doesn't love me. And then you're like, but does he?

If he met me, Woody. And the answer is yes, he probably was. We're both taken. He probably will hate you. He probably think you're the worst. Okay. He has a girlfriend. Yeah he has like he's actually with an older woman. She's a great director. She directed hustlers. He loves an older companion. You love an older companion. It was probably a past life relationship before it gonna be honest. It was probably a past life relationship before it gonna be honest.

Vince Vaughn, six, five. Do you know that? I said this to someone the other day. Who did I say this to? He is on my famous people list. If I met Vince Vaughn today, and he wanted to sleep with me, absolutely.

Vince Vaughn can get it. Climb that like a tray. I mean, I think he's perfect. I think he's so hot, and I think he's just his personality and know that we would get along. And his voice is really sexy, which is important. Next, Calvin Harris. How tall?

Six, six. Good for him. Good for fucking him. And I got to get it because when I first heard that Toswuff was dating a DJ, I was like, okay, whatever. And then he just kind of just like very normal looking white dude. And then I heard he 6x and I was like, yeah, just like, yeah. Yeah, and I understand that.

Who else? Okay, this is going to blow your mind. And I'm so excited for your opinion on this. Okay. Sex in the city is 8 and is 6.5. Wow. Does this change the whole narrative for you? It's so interesting because I was asked this question

recently, eight in her big, and I said big. And the person that asked me said, I knew you would pick that, and then walk away from me. And for, at some point, I felt seen, but I, I'm still going big. I'm still going big. I'm still going big. I love a toxic brunette man. I love a toxic tall brunette man.

Yeah, you like him dark and I do think that he, I just want people to know that he's 65 to factored into their decisions, it doesn't have to change. You did that for the people and we appreciate you. Yes, Howard Stern, 65. Howard Stern's wife. Howard Stern, six five. Howard Stern's wife, Beth Stern, is living my dream life. Yeah.

If I'm jealous of anyone, it's Beth Stern. Beth Stern lives in the Hamptons in a mansion and is running her own kitten rescue. She has to fuck up Beth. She has hundreds of thousand followers and she rescues kittens and then gets them adopted in the community and I'm obsessed with her. I follow her and I mean, yes, she is with a bazillionaire, right, but she has found a way to live her dream I love that. I feel like that will be you one day. I am gonna have an animal sanctuary. I'm planning it

I'm manifesting it. Okay, this one's gonna blow your damn mind. Okay. Conan O'Brien. I think he's like six, six, seven. Six, four. Wow. I thought he was like a little leprechaun.

Question for you. Red-headed guys. Frances Ellis, hot. Very hot. He's probably the only red-headed guys. Um, Frances Ellis, hot. Ah, very hot. He's probably the only red-headed guy that I've looked at, and been like, hello. When we do comedy, I go, hottest ginger the world has ever seen. Yeah, he definitely is, but he's so, he's like that preppy blonde nantucket hot, which typically is't my style, but I don't think I've ever

I don't think a red-headed guy's ever hit on me, so actually it's not me being rude. It's you guys. They don't like me. They don't like me. They're like, oh you don't like me, I don't fucking like you. They're like, oh you're achy brown hair collar. I do have to say I think I do have to say, I think genders are very strong because these poor motherfuckers had South Park come out before they were even teenagers. Yeah. And they started the whole genders have no soul things. Yeah, that was so wild. And somehow it stuck.

Mm-hmm. And how many times did you go, you have no soul, genders have no soul? Yeah. What does that even mean? There was a period in time in high school where I begged my mom to let me dye my hair red. Like what kind of red? Like a dark, dark red.

Like I wanted to be like Lindsey Lohan when she was like a crazy drug addict, that hair color where it's almost like borderline purple. But that's like normal. I feel like teenagers that would have been hot. Oh yeah, I feel like it was like like almost an ambery like shimmery red. Yeah. At some point in my life I think I will dye my hair red. You're waiting to hit that like full rock bottom. I got it. Yeah. It's coming. Let me tell you. It is faster approaching. This is my Zadi. Okay. Liam Neeson. Do you know who he is? Of course.

Okay, just double checking. He, I wanna get kidnapped so he can save me. He's six four and he's Irish. And I feel like he's like burly. He's a big man. He's like, there's nothing better than meeting a guy in person and being like a little shocked. Like I didn't know you were this,

I didn't expect you to be this tall. People say that about Des, because whenever anyone meets him, because he's six three and everyone's like, oh, we didn't expect that. We weren't expecting that. We were expecting it. For whatever reason, he looks smaller.

Well, you're tall. Bob Sagitt. Thank you. On the floor seven. Six four. 5, 6, 4. Wow. I love for every multiple conversation right now, but yeah, Bob Sagitt can get it. Yeah, absolutely.

Do you know who I would fuck? No, who I would fuck. Can I guess, can you give me like a lineup or like give me an era or something where I can guess? He's like, he's an older comedian. Like the, like Bob Sagitt made you think of him. He's an older comedian. Like the like, pop sag, it made you think of him. He's an older comedian. Give me one more clue just to say. And he's also tall. And he's like, he's like one of the funniest.

He's an older comedian. He's also tall. He's one of the funniest. I don't know. Will Ferrell. Wow. Wow. We just had a whole red-headed conversation and you didn't think to bring him up. He's not red-headed. I would classify him as red-headed. He has gray hair.

Now, that's very interesting that you would have sex with him. I don't see that for myself. If I think someone's humor is like so good, I know that it'll fuck their humor. And lastly, certainly not least. My biggest crush of a relationship, like comedy relationship, is Sasha Baron Cohen, six three,

who's with Isla Fisher, but you redhead. No people don't talk about them enough. People don't talk about them enough. People don't talk about them enough. No. Let's add them into our favorite couples. Because I think they've overtaken who dax and Kristen Bell because they're going off a deep end.

I'm out on dax and Kristen. I'm not out on Ashton and Miele. No. But like my day ones are Blake Ryan, John Krizenski, Emily Blunt. I love Kelly Ripa and Mark and Swalos. We know that. Are you rooting for Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde?

Wow. Wow. It's such a complicated conversation. I look at you, it answers you're either like immediate, like so fucking strong, or you're like, I am stumped and it's hard to stop you. No, they've stumped me. They really have, because I love Jason Tidencus.

Okay, he's on my list. Oh yeah, I fucking take it. I would absolutely have sex with him. And I loved him in Olivia. I thought they complimented each other so well. I listened to the story on how they met. I thought it was adorable. How'd they meet? They met at some after party for something and he was too scared to go up to her. I think she told his agent or manager or something. he can come ask me for my number if he wants and then like he went and did it. Whatever. I don't we don't know them so we don't really know why they broke up. But if it is like a mutual break up and they're both happy for each other and it was the right decision then of course I want her to find love. But I don't know. Can you find love

with a 27 year old pop star? Yeah, it's like, is he just like that sweet candy dangling in front of her that she got distracted? Yeah, like it's just like fun. This is, okay, this goes back to my sex life, like biggest fears. What if she just woke up and was like, I can't do this anymore. Yeah. And she's like, I need like a hot young accent to bang me. Yeah, I also think, but I do, I have heard that Harry Styles is not only good looking, but that he's like funny and smart, which is kind of like unfair. And he's like, just cool and different.

No, it's unfair. You can't be all three. So I don't believe it. you can't believe it every year Sounds exciting something But I was like he's in the witness protection program if you ask me blank if you need help Harry Styles um we love you guys so much. What a fucking journey of an episode that was a journey. That was really fun I loved it We are working on New Merch. We're possibly working on Maybe a Life Show.

Who knows? Who knows? Just manifesting. Just living life. I want to do the voice now and practice. Can't say we didn't live life. This is so weird, but my ex-boyfriend, who was not a comedian and pretty shy could do like a really good Courtney Kardashian. Wow. It's like she adds ours to things that shouldn't be there.

Like she talks like I don't know. I don't think I've ever dated anyone funny. Or then me. I dated one guy who was really funny and that's it. So that's like that's pretty sad and with that. With that dark. Have a great week. Have an amazing day with your funny fucking friends and your funny white friends. Um, we love you guys and we'll always be giggling. Bye. Bye.