Giggly Squad - Giggling about airports, aliens, and fashion week

Episode Date: September 13, 2023

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I want to apologize. Yeah. On behalf of the academy, because I manifested something. What? So last week, I was in Toronto, and I couldn't get out of it. I de-plained like four times. It's hurricane season. I guess it's thunderstorm somewhere.

They say we're not going to cancel the flight. Just wait all day in the airport. Yeah. 10 p.m. they cancel it. Next day my morning, it was just horrible and I called it as and I go, you know, it's crazy. I've never missed a show because of weather. Yeah.

And I said that to him on Friday. And he laughs and I go, fuck, I just jinxed it. Yep. Fast forward, we had to reschedule a Chicago show because of scheduling already. And we were so excited for this one night or in Chicago, one of our favorite, favorite cities. Because Giggler, we didn't understand.

You flew to Chicago, some you drove, you got babysitters. And I, all of the DMs that were like, it's okay, thank you so much for those. I didn't respond to you. I was trying to get to all of the moms who had hired babysitters, drove in hours. Like we're having a night. I like tried to send every single one of them messages

apologizing. I'm gonna go work at the airport because they don't have enough people working there. I woke up, it was thunderstorming, but I didn't think anything of it. I was like, it's, I literally felt like Miranda Priestly. It's drizzling. It's literally drizzling.

I get a text that my flight gets delayed. I'm like, okay, whatever. A second later, I get a text that my flight is canceled. So I start panicking. I call my agent, she's like, just go to the airport and try and get on a flight from the desk. Because this is a Gordia, it has every single airline. There's no way we can't get on one of them.

And it's not like I'm going to a random small city, like Oklahoma City, which we love, but it doesn't have any condition. Right, I literally said that in my head. I said like, I'm going to fucking... Oh, it's too Chicago, I'm going every half an hour. And it's like in the middle of the country, people are like, stopping it.

Like, it's a big hub. I love how you pretended you knew where Chicago was for a second. You're like, it's in the middle. Right, it's in the middle. It is definitely in the middle. I mean, the top, the top ish, whatever. I don't know where it is. I don't know where it is. Whatever. I don't know where it is.

So I, first of all, I just got a glance of myself in the camera and I'm stunning. It's fashion week and like, you are serving your- For sure. She's not a MU MU top. I'm borrowing it. Don't get excited about everyone. Okay, so I get to the airport.

I go up to the desk and the lady's like, oh, that flight's not canceled. That was a mistake text message. And I'm like, oh, that flight's not canceled, that was a mistake text message. And I'm like, oh, okay. I do like fuck boys. They're treating me like a fuck boy. Like, oh, I canceled, but not really. Like, if you still wanna hang on good,

like I'm around, you put your makeup on if you wanna. No, literally, I was like, I got ready. Like, I did my makeup for this. Do you want me on the plane? I want you to like ask me to come, not just be like, come if you want. They literally were, come if you wanting me. It's like, no, I want you to like invite me.

But this is the thing with the planes, like once something gets canceled, you have to move swiftly. No. Everyone's trying to get on the next flight. I was almost run over. Yeah. So I get, so I go to the Delta Lounge,

I'm enjoying my time. I'm downloading the Delta lounge. I'm enjoying my time. I'm downloading all my shows. I'm eating my snacks. I walk to the gate. Everybody's sitting there. We're literally about to board. It's like five minutes until boarding. Up on the big screen, canceled.

Everyone starts running. I already knew that there were no other Delta flights going to Chicago that day. So I run out of the airport, get on the bus, take the bus to the other terminal. Okay. There's a terminal. There's a, because I'm in the different terminal, there's a jet blue flight leaving at 230.

At this point, it's like 120. I'm like, I can do this. I stand in the jet blue line. I get up to the counter. I say, there's a jet blue flight at 230. I have a performance tonight. I really need to get on this flight. I'm a woman of the arts.

I'm an artist. I need to trust myself in a creative way tonight. She goes, we don't have a flight going out of LaGuardia at 230. I'm holding my phone up with the screenshot of the flight. Yeah. That has the JetBlue logo on it. Yeah. I go, what is this?

She goes, that's not our flight, that's an American Airlines flight. I'm looking at the JetBlue logo. Under in the smallest letters ever, it says, operated by American Airlines. Oh, wow. I said, okay. So can you put me on that flight? No. You have to stand in the line for American No, you have to stand in line for American Airlines. I stand in line for American Airlines.

And you can't do it online because everything's frozen? I can't do it online. I can't book anything online. I'm simultaneously on hold with United in the line that I'm standing in for American. Also Craig is calling. Craig is calling Delta. You're mom?

Just yelling for no reason. Your mom was calling United. She goes, if I make a. Like, you're just yelling for no reason. Your mom was calling you, and she goes, if I make a lasagna, what could you do for us? I have a swastikin' pet is waiting. What do you want? Just tell me what you want. Anything, you know, I have some connections that I could put her on the plane.

I've got a gutter on the plane. Part of me was, Do me and you a favor? Part of me was gonna, like, go up to a person and be like, look, I need your seed. Yeah. What can we work out? So I'm standing in line for American, I get up to a person and be like, look, I need your seat. What can we work out? So I'm standing in line for American, I get up to the gate. The lady was so rude to me, I literally had tears in my eyes.

She was like, I don't know what to tell you. There's no flights, I can't help you. You never feel more helpless. Because the thing is stupid. It was like, am I stupid? No, you can't be at the airport and book your flight with the person at the desk. She was like, you can only book a flight online.

I go, then what are you guys doing here? But then you can't online. But then, yeah, but then I couldn't. She was like, well, then that means there's no seats. And I'm like, can you see on your computer? Like, can you put me on standby? She was like, no, I can't see that. They do love, there's two types of customers service people.

There's the ones who are like really good at whatever you say, basically explaining why they can't help you. Yeah. And then there's the ones who are like, we're gonna help you under any capacity. And that's why it's like an art form. I will go to the tears. Yeah.

I have the tears, I feel the tears coming. I will let the tears go. Um, cause I was just a sad baby at that point. In my head, I came up with like, okay, should I go? What's like a better line? Should I say my sister's getting married? And I need to be there. I was like, no, that would have been there

the night before. What about the rehearsal dinner? It's a Monday, like I can't say that. So then I call the private airline or a private charter. And I said to the guy, can you just like, I need to get on a flight from New York? You're like, I have $72. And I can Venmo you, $300 and I have a Metro card. Also, I have a borrow me Utah. Also, do you want Craig? You can have him. You can rent him.

Literally, this man never made me feel poorer in my life. I was like, I need to get from New York to Chicago ASAP. Can you just give me like a ballpark figure of how much it would cost? I could hear him typing and he was like, okay, let me see if I have any flights that are leaving like white planes New York to Chicago. And I made like an audible gas. And I was like, oh my God, no.

And he goes, well, what did you expect? You called a private like, whatever it's called. See, I don't need the attitude. I didn't need the attitude. He hung up on me. He hung up on me. For this other thing. Dealing with these things, like, individually is fine,

but it all adds up. And then you start, like, wanting to, like, really cry. Five hours at LaGuardia. I was profusely sweating. I had to take my sweatshirt off. I was in a tank top. In the middle of LaGuardia. In the middle of LaGuardia. I was profusely sweating and I'd take my sweatshirt off. I was in a tank top. No bra. In the middle of LaGuardia just being like, what is happening? You look like the guy in castaway. I was like, I live here. I live here now. No, I've done the running where I'm like sweating and crying. And then a gig will be like,

hey, Hannah, I'm like, I just keep running. So long story short, I guess this happens in the entertainment industry, and during her cancies, and I know someone had a cancel, like a show in California. No, also the craziest part was, yes, it was thunderstorming very badly in New York City, but by the time I got to the airport, they were done.

Like the thunderstorms were done. Like there was no reason that my flight didn't take off. I don't understand the whole cancellation part. My thing is, so you let everyone leave. Why can't you just keep delaying it? Does the plane need me somewhere else? Right.

Or if you know you're gonna cancel earlier. So with that said. You sent the text. We, even though we've done tons of live shows and this has never happened, we are gonna try to get to places the night before. If we don't have, I already booked my flight,

I'm getting to Chicago tomorrow. I'm literally moving to Chicago until the first- It's Rebook for December, December 3rd. I have a show in Madison the day before, and we're going to figure out something for the Chicago girlies who got fucked over. We're gonna figure out something for the Chicago girl who got fucked over. We're going to figure out something fun. Yeah, so something special for them.

We love you. Mistakes will happen by the airlines. Also, if we want to harass all of them. Oh, yeah. We all know all of them. Delta, American, United, Japlue, Can all suck it. Suck it.

And LaGuardia in general, and they had to make that airport so fucking big now that I had to literally sprint. But what's funny, I'm glad you got your steps in. What's funny is when, oh, wait, I didn't think of that. Because when I jumped on the bus, I was like, wait, my ass is a little bit sore. I've really been running today.

When they make a mistake with gas or there's something wrong with the engine or something, they are so sorry. They'll be like, you guys are all perfect angels. Here's a hotel coupon. Here's a food coupon. We're so sorry for anything. When it's weather-related, they go, you dumbasses.

Yeah. Figure it out. You stupid pieces of shit. Like nothing we can do. And they're also like, they're so mad and I'm like, look, everyone's mad. What if we all just like, we're nice to each other?

And I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like,

I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, I don't be like, you're not gonna kill me. It was so slow. I was like, am I in the middle of Alabama? Like, this is New York City fucking gold.

You have there. You have offended so many towns. Stays. Stays, I called to the town. That's offensive. You don't even know. Okay, we have so much stuff to talk about. Something that's speaking to me,

we actually have a funny story. So the other day. Yeah. Yeah. Ha ha ha. The other day. Craig said to me, like, oh, I'm going to a dinner on Tuesday night, but I was like, oh, what's the place called?

He was going to like some work dinner. And he was like, oh, beauty and ethics. And I was like, oh, that's funny. Like, Hannah went there over the weekend. And he started laughing. And I was like, why is that funny? Like, have you the weekend and he started laughing and I was like, why is that funny? Like have you ever been there?

Like, and he was like, no, I just like, this is weird, but like, I just can't picture Hannah going places. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha know exactly what you mean. And he goes, like, Hannah at a restaurant, just walking into a restaurant, sitting down and ordering, like, I just, I just see. Because that's how I feel about myself. Whenever anyone asked me to do something, I'm like, that's crazy.

For 10 minutes, we went back and forth, just placing you at different places. I go, I'm adding her, like, walking into a laundry mat. No, like, we tied you up. Are you a spy? No, are we just, imagine her like walking into a laundry mat. No, like we tied a mask. You have to. No, I, we just, he was like, I picture her like in her apartment, like on a stage and like, how to really eat. Or like a double or I was like, I so get what you're saying.

Well, I love that. Also Craig and I were side texting through all the weather saga because like for some reason I thought that he, I thought he wasn't, I thought he could figure it out. I was like, hey, hey love that. Also, Craig and I were side texting through all the weather saga, because like for some reason I thought that he, I thought he wasn't. I thought he could figure it out. I was like, hey, hey, I don't do that. He loves calling the Delta like diamond line and like trombing it up with that.

Yes. That's what that's meant to be. Like, did you told me your Delta diamond? I'm like, they don't care. They don't even want to make eye contact with me. The craziest thing was right when my flight got canceled, like the moment I sat there and was like, they don't care. They don't even want to make eye contact with me. The craziest thing was right when my flight got canceled, like the moment I sat there and was like, so what do I do?

Like, I need more adults to tell me what to do. No, I know. It was crazy about the BDN Essex thing is I actually didn't make it BDN Essex. Because it was another bad weather plane thing on Thursday. My childhood best friend, Becca. Becca is coming in and Taylor Strecker wants to watch the US Open.

I said, you know what we're gonna do? We're all gonna get together, be union S6 and then go to a bar and watch it. It's at 8 p.m. And I'm at the airport at 2 p.m. Yeah, nothing bad could happen. Right. I de-plane twice, whatever, long story short.

I've never de-plained. Oh, de-plaining is a, that's gotta be a nightmare. It's like getting gasslet. Like, we're leaving now or not. We're not doing twice. We're leaving, you're crazy to think we were gonna leave. Get off, like, get off, get off.

Yeah. You just yelled at us to get on. Yeah. So I went from being a Delta Diamond because I travel so much to being Southwest C31, which is Afree for all I Signed seats on top of us

I'm hungry. Well, they I'd rather them actually not because because there's numbers you have to talk to people online and go Are you 29 and they go? Yeah, so you go okay? So you stand behind them. You have to talk to everyone to make your own To book a game's line. Yes Okay, so you stand behind them. You have to talk to everyone to make your own to board the blind. Yes, and then you get in and you sit wherever. So I obviously had a middle seat and I barely, wait, what do you mean you get in and then you sit wherever? It's a, it's a free for all. So they tell you like a number,

numbers of who, of who goes in by order. But that doesn't correlate with the seat you're sitting in. Okay, whatever you are going up. No You can sit wherever you are going out. You can throw your suit wherever you are. Who came up with that? No, it's also, why do we not board the people in the back first? Oh, God. Anyway, we're not going to solve the crisis

that is airports and airlines. But we are in STEM, but we're not that level of STEM. But something shady is going on with all the airlines though. Recently, but this is the thing, I guess thunderstorms, we'd rather them not risk it. Like I'm glad that we survived today to tell the tale. Yeah. Cause I heard back then that you should just be like,

fuck it, let's see what happens. Okay, that I don't want. Yeah. And then I always think, then I was in the airport and I was like, look, there's a reason I like can't get on this flight. And like for whatever reason, I'm not supposed to travel today.

Yeah. So thank you, St. Anthony. Wait, so how was Fashion Week? Okay, actually I've been having a lot of fun. Really? Yeah. Okay, because in my head I was like this seems insane. Like, no, I've actually been having a lot of fun. More than previous Fashion Weeks?

Yes, because I feel, well because I feel more like adult. Okay. And I feel like I just know what to expect now. I only go to things where I know, like where I'm sitting and like if I know people going and whatever. So I've actually been having a really fun time and I've been, my favorite part is honestly Ben Glam and then then the pictures before. And Fashion Week is so quick.

I went to a Fashion Show last night. Is it a full week? Yeah, I think it started last week. I went to a Fashion Show last night that was two blocks from my apartment and I was honestly home in 45 minutes. So you didn't do any after parties? I'm not an after party gal. Those scare me.

I was invited to one last night with French Montana and I'm gonna tell you, it took a lot to not go. I'm proud of you. Thank you. But she did not take a lot. You did took nothing. I thought about it for two seconds. I was like, it's fun to get the email.

You're like, thank you. But it's funny. Do you find when you're not invited to things, you get annoyed, even though you would never have gone? Of course. That's just human nature. I do have to say, Emraada and Julia Fox, I think, are killing it this fashion week.

I actually haven't seen anything Emraada's worn. She's been sending me her outfits. I've been choosing them anything Emra does Warren. She's been like sending me her outfits. I've been choosing them for her. Shut up. But I did see Emra. You know, and I'm going to be for Halloween, I decided. Me interviewing Haley Bieber. Haley and Justin, so that you'll hang out with me.

I'm going to make Haley Justin with those big sunglasses. Wait, that's amazing. That's amazing. And I'm going to do Wait, that's amazing. That's amazing. And I made you like the red dress with the... That's amazing. I'll do my hair like this. Yes, but blond. Well, she's like brunette-ish.

Are you gonna go a lighter brunette? Maybe. I feel you'll get a wig. Wait, that would be so good. I'm obsessed with that. I was gonna keep it a secret, but I literally couldn't. No, you couldn't tell me.

Also, while I was walking here today, you wrote something strongly worded at the bottom of your list. Yeah. Do you want to tell the giklers? I have decided for this is my final decision. I'm not getting a boob job. How did we get here?

Literally, it took me two seconds to look at pictures of myself last night. And I was like, what was I thinking? You go, wait, I'm perfect. I thought you were gonna say something like, I'm scared or like, I know it. No, she goes, I realize that I'm beyond perfect and I don't believe.

I realize that I have actually great boobs. Whoever made you feel like you didn't. I don't know, I just went through a phase where I was like, if they were a little bit bigger, I'd feel better. I honestly feel like a little bigger is always more annoying. And it's, it has been Fashion Week 2,

like I've been seeing, not like the models, because obviously they're like so skinny and tall, everything about them is like thin and perfectly proportioned, but like the fashiony women that like you don't know who they are, but you know that they work in fashion that I've like seen and like seen their outfits. Everyone has like small boobs and it does close look great. No, you were running on the airport in a thin like tank top. Craig like can't go out with me in public because he's, we're just your Ariel is around. And I was like, it's New York City.

Figure it out. I'm so happy that you came to me. And also, I wouldn't have judged you if you wanted to get it. I would have just felt like, oh, she's, need something that like she's not gonna get through this. You know what I mean? Like, you would have got it.

I think it would have looked good. I think I just felt fat. I was like, what could I do to change my appearance? And I was like, maybe I'll get a boob job. Let's make it bigger. Yeah. Well, I love that you came up to that. I also realized my style for fall.

Do you tell? A poca-liptic alien girl is my vibe. Okay. Was there a reason that you got inspired by this? I just feel like I was very into Y2K, and now I'm leaning in a little more, but very poccaliptic. I'm seeing medals.

I'm seeing dark greens, dark browns. It's bad times. You know you do need to get for the fall, that's really in style, that has come back. I don't know when we wore it, maybe like 2010-ish, that are like riding boots, not the kind of like chunky bottom boots that we were wearing last year, and not like a thin riding boot, like a short riding boot that has like buckles on the bottom. Like it's not like a chunky like bottom. I could do the buckle ups and that.

I'll send you like pictures. Also, short nails are back. How do we feel? Also, who decides this? Yeah, who decided that? Why do you read that? I read it because like Nicole Rich, not, yeah, Sophia Richie.

Richie, she's a valley. I didn't know. She's short nails. And everyone's like, they're back. Wait, as a big girl, I'm fine. I always like my nails short, but when they're long, it makes my nails look longer. I don't think that's going to stick necessarily. I just think like super long nails were never like day to day going to be sustainable.

Well, super, super long is like trashy. It is. Like, I love minutes. Super is. Like I love minutes. Super long, you eat hard ashy and, but like those nails are not like, those nails are not visible. It's a shame. Those nails are not visible.

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What are you going to say about short nails? No, it wasn't about short nails. I was actually going gonna switch complete topics. Do it. Can we dive right into Malacunus and Ashton Cutcher? Are you guys I've been foaming at the mouth to talk about it? Before I get into it with my hot take, I want to clarify. Did they send those letters before the trial?

Before there was evidence showing that he was guilty? Or did they send those character letters after he was convicted? Okay. Ah. Because I feel like that's a real brain buster. Because some people are trying. I think it was after.

Yes, I think... I think character letters are once they're convicted, people do character letters, so when the judge is deciding how much time they like factor it in. Yeah. Regardless, they send them in. What are you thinking with your initial?

I'm so disappointed by them. And someone said this incredible thing on TikTok, and of course I can't remember who they are, but I agree wholeheartedly. People can be good fathers. People can be good co-workers and also be abusers. I'm like getting goosebumps. Yeah. So many women get trigger warning, assaulted.

Right. And you don't know any abusers. We all know abusers in our life. We just don't know that side to them because they've never done it to you. They're everywhere. So you saying he's a good father? Stop. Stop. Stalin was a good So you saying he's a good father? Has not seen anything.

Stalin was a good father. Putin's probably a good father. Hitler was probably a good father. And they're killing people. They're killing people out here. No, Putin. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

No, I do think it's a motel. People are gonna be true. Things can be true. I have the same time. And if you're getting convicted for rape, tell me he's not a rapist, and then we can talk. And I'm down for loyalty of a friend, backing your friend when they're wrong

because that's your friend. I draw the line at rape. First of all, he's a man. Right. So, he's a... Sorry, tell me, no? He's, okay, we don't want them to come close. But this is a fucking time.

I'm so entangous. So, I don't love that. And now, cause you know me and my conspiracy theories, now I'm on TikTok, where, cause you look so handsome today. Thank you so much, I appreciate that. Why is he sucking up to him today? Because when we walked in and there were other bitches

here recording a podcast, I, the first thing I said to him was, don't have a new favorite do you and he looked at me and gave the perfect answer What do you say? I don't remember to be honest Chris has our bad you said who like he said something like yeah She what was my string I'm so enthology at something like that you know, there's our holders You're so I an anthology. Yeah, he's an anthology just went into your head and deleted your thoughts.

No, literally. Oh, the conspiracy theories. Okay, so you know how Ash and Kutcher has his company, it's called Thorn, I wanna say. And it helps with human trafficking. It helps with human trafficking. Now people are trying to say that that's like a front of a company and that's a front of a company,

and that's not really what that company does. What did you think they didn't get that? I don't know. I have a text front. I haven't joked deep enough to figure it out because also Tick-Tock people throw out with the craziest rumors. Well people were having a rumor about Ash and with the murder.

Okay, then there was Ash, Ash and with the murder. Okay, then there was like Ash and being involved with the murder. Which is just such a side note. But then also they're bringing up that like Ash, like Mila was 14 when she did that 70s show and they are been seeing all these like clips from back then of like him saying certain things like when they had to do a make-out scene

like, oh, you're gonna use your tongue. And he was 19. And how he and the other guys like had a bet that he could use his tongue. And when you, I know actors, when you kiss, you're not supposed to use tongue. It's like a fake thing. Yeah. You fake do it. So like he was basically like crossing the line and they were laughing about.

They're being stupid kids. But also, could you imagine? No one's protecting a 14 year old girl in that situation. Could you imagine being 19 and knowing you had to make out with a 14 year old guy, like I wouldn't be like, oh, you're gonna use your time. I'd be like, does your mom, is your mom okay with this? No, literally.

That's so fucking gross. There clearly was a culture and that group, there's a lot of Scientologists now, like looking back, we're like, what was that 70 show? But then there's Tofer Grace. Is Tofer Grace the one guy that they don't like because he like, wouldn't fuck with that? He doesn't fuck with any of them.

Oh, yeah. I don't know the details of it, but it's giving, like everyone didn't like him and now they're realizing that he was ready. He was ready. He was ready. I loved that show. Like one of my favorite shows to like put on and like

The Red Hat is a battle of draft. She is. Yeah. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher. First of all, they definitely were like reading off something and they were like pissed during it. They were angry during their speech. And then also, what about that other like crazy lady that

um, a taran manning? during their speech. And then also, what about that other crazy lady that a Taran manning? Oh, a Taran manning. Then she did a whole fit. Like, why is she popping up all of this? Taran was like, when on live or when on interstory saying that she was licking some woman's husband's butthole two months ago. Disgusting.

If you're in a table play, that's totally cool. It just Taran manning didn't have to bless to the world. To the world. But this is the thing, like, just because someone's famous, just because he's a good dad. Also, are you behind closed doors? Do you really know if he's that good of a dad?

Yeah, how do you know? Because if the daughter's not like Scientologist, then he doesn't see her. I do. I could see someone being like, do you want to have a character statement about this person you've known forever, who you didn't know was a rapist?

Clearly you don't know who this person really is. So just don't. Right. And I'm normally not, you know, I don't take like super hot takes on things I don't know everything about. I've known enough about this, but like Mila Kunis and Ashton,

I know that they're like so wealthy, they're everyone's favorite couple. This is not good. Yeah. I'm like, I'm a little bit grossed out. And like, yeah, they're married, but like, it's not great. And Ashen was one of my celebrity crushes. Yeah.

And they're looking back at like the punk show and people were like, some of that was not funny. It wasn't that funny. There were like only like three or four of them were really funny. Let's move on to a much happier later couple, Kylie and Timothy Chevrolet. At the US Open. Just holding each other, loving each other. He was taking pictures of her, they were laughing with each other. And she's like not dressed up, not glammed up, which I loved. That's

one thing I do want to say about the Kardashians. Every boyfriend they get, they take, they start to look like them. It's like one of the weirdest things. It's like when dogs start to look like their owners, like they start to look like their boyfriends. Like she's in like a butt-n-up and like jeans and just like shopping in New York City and she's open in an sneaker shirt.

Yeah. Like what are you doing? She went to LaGuardia High School. She now studies acting. and just like shopping in New York City and she's like, she's smoking in Instagram. Yeah. Like, what are you doing? She went to LaGuardia High School. She now studies acting. Yeah. Wait, I have a funny story about Timothy Shaw. She tried to have sex with a peach.

What? One of my girlfriends went to high school with him in New York. In New York, you can go to like these specialty, like high schools and he went to the LaGuardiaia. ...like, acting one or whatever. And... I went to be in next door, shout out. I do not know. Was it like a specialty school?

No. Oh, okay, so just a normal high school guy. It was just fun to walk. It was cool. It was cool. But we weren't fucking acting nerds. Right, right. You weren't the one street guy in the Uddo.

If I ever hear that sentence again, all. He probably got so much more taken. OK, so he used to ask people, this is what the girl said, that after school, he would ask people to go to Times Square with him and pretend to run up to him. He was famous and asked him for a picture so that other people around thought that he was famous. And one time, he came up to my girlfriend and her friends,

and was like, will you come to Times Square? And they were like, no, we're not doing that. And they were like, why do you want that? And he was like, I want people to think I'm famous. One day I will be. So he's a manifesting king. So he's a manifesting king. But I just thought that was like,

but that is a weird, you have to have some kind of weird obsession to do that. Also, you're not famous, so who cares if people are faking it? That's like the Taylor Swift impersonator walking out with bodyguards and everyone like going take photos of her. You go to sleep at night

and you're like, I'm not Taylor Swift. Is that a thing that's happening? Oh yeah, the Taylor Swift impersonator will go outside and everyone will like start taking photos and be like, Taylor Taylor because she really looks like her. What an identity crisis. Yeah, you could look on TikTok,

Taylor Swift impersonator. That's her job. Not even her job, she's just getting kicks off of it. Then she'll be like, I don't even think I look like her. And she has red lip hair just like her. Wait, eyes on article the other day that it's red and article.

I just read that line. It's at the Elvis impersonator that Mary Jojone is. I just read that one. It's at the Elvison personator that married Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner shock. Yeah, you're talking. Get your five minutes of fame Elvis impersonator. I was like, who the fuck would write this article? Like, because anyone's clicking anything. Like who cares what the fucking impersonator is?

I have to say about people magazine articles. No, that elvis impersonator, this Leroy is just that, Arti-Hop. No. No. We have to discuss though, the internet is not having them trying to make Sophie turn her look bad. They said she was a part here and everyone immediately

was like, er, raw. The air she was a part here and everyone immediately was like not 27 and she's British Because they're like they better drinking and yeah They're more like lacks and like yeah, it's not a thing like you have a beer Yeah, like they like go out to lunch have a beer and then like don't go back to work. Like their challenge. Also someone was like, this girl got married really young, pregnant really young. He's been on tour for the last like six years.

She's a two kids, she's a multi millionaire. She doesn't need to have a nine to five. She now is starting to film something. Long story short, let's stop dissecting their marriage and trying to make her like she's a problem. No one knows what happens. Somebody tweeted like, so if we didn't have'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like,

I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, was literally just like, yeah, he's jealous because Nick is a better singer? Wait, did people, were people... Apparently something happened on a ring light.

Yeah, not a ring light. No, I know you mean, our ring, a ring doorbell. A doorbell. When you said ring light, I was like, wait, what is she saying? I've been, did you put the world to law? Did you put the world to law? Did you put the world to law? Did you put the world to law?

Did you put the world to law? Did you put the world to law? Did you put the world to law? Did you put the world to law? Did you put the world to law? Did you put the world to law? Did you put the world to law? Did you put the world to law? Did you put the world to law? No, but everyone's making made up ones being like saying crazy shit like her style should have like Dude you want to know what it probably was she was probably out with her girlfriends came home I was probably like fuck like I got to like see Joe now I was like if I had a nickel

Are you kidding? I know people have gotten divorces because they heard stuff on one of these like technology things like an Amazon echo or something Oh my God. Yeah, I've been keeping my eye out. Like because like someone, like they said they were cheating, they said they were not happy, they said like, technologies out here in these streets. The other day me and Craig got into an argument

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read what yours is for the day. Because Mercury isn't retrograde. Yeah, it was somewhere. That's very true. That's very true. Also, now the word time of celebrity is Charlie Puth. Trying to make me jealous. No, it's like trying a little too hard. Like giving one game.

It's giving like thirsty. Yeah. It's giving like just say what you want to say. You don't have to like marry someone and post it all over the internet and get Italian food. That's beautiful. Gorgeous.

Gorgeous. Again, very happy he ended up with a gorgeous brunette though. We knew he would. We know his type. My Zams were blown up by the gigglers. Yeah. Just like checking in like what's going on. So glad I didn't marry the older guys in high school.

I thought we're cool. Who are now literal DJs. No. Who are like, potted still living with their mom. And I thought this one guy was so hot when he was 18. I saw my future husband not too long ago from middle school. And I was just like, oh no.

What could my life have been? Wish you all the best of luck, so I gotta go. I wish you all. Yeah, I was just like, ooh. Also, I got a lot of messages about the diarrhea plane. Everyone's going, is this you to me? I had to put a mass post saying, thank you for checking in.

This wasn't me. Give it to me. I'm gonna call a jam. Thank you, but please just look my friends. This time this was me. The K guys just to double down on this. You like all my publicism like someone needs to say something. Because I got a friend. How long can we stay quiet?

The diary on a plane should is crazy. Do I have diary on every plane? Yes. The fact that the person. Yeah, what I don't get. What was the story? They had a explosive diarrhea that went... In the bathroom? No, it was all over. I couldn't click the photos. I can't click the photos that's disgusting. I don't get it. I don't get the logistics of it. They must have had to be wearing a skirt with no underwear and we're just diarrhea throughout the whole plane. We're just crying.

I don't get why they were walking down the aisle. Sit down! It was a girl's team. This is some fashion we had on the plane. Also, wherever you sit, there's a close bathroom to you. You either go to the one in the back or the front. Yeah. So why was it all through?

Oh my God. It was diabolical. It was like, turn the plane around. I stand with whoever that was because fuck those airlines. You know what? I'd like to take a shit on one of them too. Because that's the only thing that makes sense,

because also I don't care. But they had had it. I love that they were like, we'd rather, whatever 300 people on this plane ruin all their fucking days, they have stand-up shows at night, we don't care. We're going back, because we don't want to clean this plane, that they didn't want to clean it.. They didn't want to clean it. They just went back and evacuated it. Went back to like where they originated.

And how far they got? If I did it, I would clean up my own diarrhea. I feel like I'd be like, I actually believe that about you. You know, I feel like, you know, that was so mean. This was my bad. You know when you're so embarrassed, you're like, I'm not gonna make someone else clean up my diarrhea. I would be like, but when I was spray, like a little spray thing clean up my day, where you're like, I would be like, so I'm gonna spray like a little spray thing. Yeah. And then I would take out, I would be like, is there a mop? Zoom have mop and a little?

It's like when you like spill some things somewhere at like a, and it's like so embarrassing. And like at a grocery store or something, if something has something in there, like exploded. You're not gonna just walk away and be like, someone clean up this shit, you're gonna be like,

you're even gonna pretend you're gonna clean it. Like at least pretend you're gonna stay to clean it. So sorry. That's crazy that this person shot themselves and then was like, let's go back home. I'm clearly going through something. I'd love to get in my bag. I was like, I needed to die real,

so I did it on a plane and now I'm good and I'd like to go home. I wonder how skinny they felt when they woke up the next morning. Honestly, probably stunning. Walked on Fashion Week. One of the models. Also, I love that they woke up the next morning. Honestly, probably stunning. Walked on Fashion Week. One of the models. Also, I love that they're protecting this person's identity,

but could they tell us what that person ate just so I can avoid that in the future? Okay, not only are they protecting this person's identity, like so hard, or I got so many take-tacks from that one crazy lady that was like, you're not real, like on the plane for like two weeks. To the point where I was like,

I don't give a fuck about this anymore. But you're not gonna show us the person that took a shit on the plane. Like, that's what I wanna say. We know aliens are real. We just talk about that by the way. Oh, she had two cocktails. Give her a break.

Like, please. Trying to like comfort her life. Like, okay, she yelled at some people. Yeah. I don't really know the whole story but like I'm sick of aliens and talks did you hear about the alien stuff like what the other like here coming we have them yeah do you believe it for sure are they hot I have a conspiracy Like Craig's an alien. No. I would have figured that out. I have other conspiracy lines.

I have a theory that we know aliens and that they're like integrated into our lives. And they're like made to look like humans. And then like that's going to be the new AI. And they're going to be like, see, you didn't know that that person was an alien all along. And then we're just gonna eventually live with aliens and humans, you'll never know. Oh, you thought about this. Yeah.

Because then I was like, what I marry an alien? I love how you got a married. Like not even like, text, you're just in video, like, well, he's gonna want to marry me. I'm all in nothing. He's gonna want to marry me. So like, do I want to spend my life with this alien? And it's like, could I travel to his planet?

I don't have aliens. I have good cheekbones. You're like, I'm dealing with Charleston. Could I deal with Mars? Honestly? Yes. I like Great Norge. I like Great Norge.

I'm crying. I'm crying. Okay, another thing I got a lot of messages about on Instagram this last week was my controversial girl lunch. Because what the fuck are you doing? Putting tuna together with cottage cheese, you absolute Scientologist.

There was something else in it too. A pickle? Yes. Okay, the pickle makes more sense to be there with the tuna. The cottage cheese that you are mixing with the tuna juice and then putting it on a spoon and putting it in your mouth, I don't believe that you are not the person from the plane. So this is where I'm going to admit I'm an alien who shot herself after eating my girlfriend around the plane. I think that. I'm trying to, I was alien talk. That was the alien came out.

You've been on a cottage cheese. Okay, this is my cottage cheese era. I've never seen someone post cottage cheese more consecutively. I didn't realize how fucking good cottage cheese is. Because it's not overly cheddar cheese. Please start making those videos. It's like mustard. Dared.

Can't eat cheese. Pick a bite. Yeah. So I think tuna fish is really healthy protein. Okay. But tuna fish divides the nation. I love tuna. I love tuna.

But I can only eat tuna on a tuna sandwich. I can't eat it any more. See, I can do it raw. I feel like it's healthy. Like, my, my, my. Are you putting mayo in it? Okay. I'm doing the full.

You're doing the full thing. Mayo mustard, that's all I really need. And then like, you know how you put cheese with tuna sometimes? Yeah. And cottage cheese is just like a healthy high protein. And then a pickle gives it the crisp. And it gives the acidity to mix with the creaminess. But you're throwing cottage cheese into breakfast foods too.

Like you have cottage cheese and eggs. You have no no bounds no bounds, but also like this is a Michelin star cottage cheese. Right. And I go I'm feeling a fusion. I'm kind of Oh god. Also I wrote Julia Fox were a metal thong to Fashion Week. My literal name. That was the one thing like, Daryana playing out on camera, Tinfish out on camera.

A metal thong I'm out. That would be the worst. You punished me a million dollars to walk around New York City in a metal thong for an hour. That had a hurt. I wonder if she wore a thong underneath that. She had to have it. It probably would have brought up.

No, it seemed like she was, it looked like she was wearing braces on her taint. I just had taint. Yeah, that was intense. Is that, are you allowed to say taint? What is a taint? Is that like the thing in between your butt and your vagina? I thought only boys had them.

I don't claim one. Wait, does the same thing is that your pen- pen- the thing that you tainted? Pen- I guess? The thing that we're tannin' Oh, you're per- Pereniums. Pereniums.

Yeah. Pereniums is a flower. People are so dumb from this podcast. Like whatever you learn today, you unlearned. One of my favorite things about Giggly Squad is how many lawyers and doctors and like, give me another good career. Dentists.

Dentists. Listen to Giggly Squad. It's actually just for women in STEM. No way it is. People are literally doing a heart surgery right now. to engineers. Giggly squad. It's actually just for women and STEM. No way it is. People are literally doing a heart surgery right now listening to us try to pronounce perennium. I feel like because their jobs are so stressful and serious that they're like, let me

listen to these two idiots today so that I can get out of my brain. Did you hear about the US Open, how the players were complaining that it raked of weed? No. There was apparently a weed smell all over the US Open. Okay, and that's on me. And I, and that's my bad. I was nervous.

But I feel like tennis is such a good sport to get high too because you're just like, it's that ASMR of like putting the points make no sense, 15, 30, 40 game, that makes no sense. I'm gonna be honest, I've gone to the US Open for probably like seven years in a row, and every single year I get explained to me the game time.

They change it, they change the scoring. That's so fuck boy. Dennis is a fuck boy, and actually I decided now. So like not anymore. Oh, she know it's juice. 10 is a fuck boy. Actually, I decided not. So I'm not anymore. She knows, dude. And then it's like you want a game, but you have to want to set, oh, you want to set and I have to in the match. And you're like, okay, I feel like you're just changing.

No, there you go. 10 is a gaslight. It's literally like when you play cards with that friend who's too competitive and they're like, oh, no, that's not how you win. And you're like, I'll flip this table over right now. Since this is a sports podcast, did you see the guy from whatever soccer team

take out an Uno card when the, wait, I thought that was just like, that actually happened. I think that actually happened, right? I love that man and I want to marry him. No, that legit happened. That's hilarious. Imagine knowing you're gonna get called to Penetese so you're like waiting for it.

Actually, you have to be funny to like pre-meditate, think like, no, it would be funny if I did. I wanna know did the ref laugh. So it was like a influencer game or something. Cause that would have been hilarious if it was a program. Uh-uh. Also, characters like Disney are in trouble

for twerking in their costumes. I wanna apologize for that. That was me. I think Disney has like bigger problems. Have you ever gotten on like conspiracy Disney TikTok? It's terrifying. There's so many like creepy things about it, like about actual like Disney worlds,

like all these like secret. Well, it is kind of a ginsenget. And like areas that you like can't go in. Oh, but I feel like everyone's afraid to speak about it because like Disney owns everything. So do you ever wanna work again? I worked for Disney Techniclet, is not crazy. When you were an assistant?

Yeah, because Disney owns DBC. You must have been the worst assistant. No, I was awful. I was so bad. I was so bad. aesthetically amazing. Look the parts. Studying out there.

I was typing Barbie. You're typing, I was like, what is it? Because it was not on. And I'm just typing. I'm answering phone. You're, I go out four o'clock, hey, what's the calendar? And you go, how do you turn this computer? And you go, it's four p.m.

One time, this is verbatim, phone rings. Hello, someone's talking, my boss tells, who was that? I don't know. She goes, okay, well, it's your main job here, is to write down who it was, and then you call them back for me. And I was like, okay, got it.

Honestly, I should have never kept that job. I kept that job for like three years. The only reason I kept that job was because my boss liked me. Yeah, you guys know about that. And I love shoes. And we would leave work and not tell anyone to go shopping.

We both got fired. I love shoes. Oh my God, finally, you have Craig being woken up. Okay, what's going on? So the other day, I had to wake Craig up for something. I was already awake, I don't even remember what I was doing, but I had to wake him up in an hour, whatever. So I tried to do it as gently as possible

like to wake someone up, because I hate being woken up. Hey, same. If you don like do it as gently as possible like to wake someone up because I hate being woken up. Hey, same. If you don't do it the right way, the house needs to be on fire. And still, I think I'd rather just leave and go that way. You're waking me up. I'm thinking the meanest things in my head that anyone's ever thought about you. I'm not going to respect you. I'm just going to go, I'm not going to wake up. I'm not going respect you. I'm just gonna go, I'm not gonna wake up. I'm not gonna talk. No. Dagger's.

So anyway, so I'm waking him up and he like jumps up like, like something's like really wrong. Like how your mom wakes up when you're like, I'm home. And you're like chill out, you know? And so he woke up like so crazily. And I was like, I'm sorry, like I tried to like wake you up really nicely and he was like, well, I just like, I feel like I haven't been been woken up in a while.

This is like, it just shocked me. Like, once last time someone woke me up. And then I was sitting there and I was like, that's crazy. I, my life is just perpetually being woken. I need to go. I need to go. He goes, oh no, I've woken you up at least 300 times in the past two years.

Like I have my method down. This is the first time you've ever woken me up. Whenever I have a comedy show, which is almost every night, yeah, does always cause me an hour before, just in case I'm still sleeping and I have to go, hi, and he goes, are you awake and I go, just woke up. I just had no arm to come here tonight. I got it. I've been late to things and I have to go, hi, and he goes, are you awake? And I go, just woke up. I just had no arm to come here today. I got it. I've been late to things, and I'm like, I'm sorry,

two o'clock is like prime napping. I'll hear from you. If I can take a quick 15 minute or I'm doing it, like people don't understand that about us. Well, people don't understand, because they'll look at my calendar and they'll be like, oh, see, you're free in between these times. And I go, uh, that's my eyes are closed.

My eyes are closed. I woke up at 5.30 this morning. I needed a, a medina. No, you need an 8am nap if you wake up at that time. I don't care. It's socially constructed when you shouldn't sleep. But my favorite thing about does is that I

won't wake up for anything. Like, he'll wake up and be like, what a horrible night's sleep. There was an alarm going off. Like someone was like getting murdered upstairs and I'm like, I heard nothing. Yeah. But he'll wake up. I told you through movement because he's a hunter.

He's a hunter. He's a hunter. He's a hunter. Even though he won't even kill a fly. He won't even kill. Pretty sure he's vegan. But he's a hunter. Yeah.

Also, oh my god, for next episode, for burner phone, we have people submit, they were submitting like guilty pleasures, they were submitting pet peeves. Like embarrassing stories. Yeah. Yeah. We get a submission from Craig. No. Am I a boyfriend?

Yeah, it's your boyfriend, Greg. Okay. And I'm going to play it next, get good sweat episode. It was epic. Hannah, you have to play now. How am I a boyfriend? Yeah, it's your boyfriend Greg. And I'm gonna play it next, get good squad episode. It was epic. Hannah, you have to play it now. How am I not, how are you gonna say that? It's best to send it to me, he has it. We'll do it next episode.

He's so... He's so attention-seeking, he just wants to be a burner. Oh. Anyways, listen to burner phone after this. Giggly Squad, thank you so much. Toronto, we're working on getting the ticket prices right. Yeah. Because some of them are pricey.

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