Giggly Squad - Giggling about Andy's baby name, Justin Bieber's pubes, and Marilyn Monroe

Episode Date: May 3, 2022

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Close to it. Close to it. Close to it. I have some drama. I need to address immediately. I felt really bad. Do you remember how you were like, don't you were like, don't say your baby name out loud because someone's gonna steal it and I was like who? Who would steal it? Why would someone ever do that to me? My archanemesis.

There's no Andy Colin and there's just no...my enemy. Your enemies are after you. I didn't know that he was looking for a really cute girl's name starting with an L. I didn't know that he listened to Giggly Squad religiously. No. Seriously. People listen to Giggly Squad and they want to act like they don't. How else would he have gotten that name? It's not like it's common.

I have not a common name. It's actually really not that common. I have not a common name. It's actually really not that common. Like I don't know one Lucy. What I have to say is thank you for all the kind messages I've been getting through the week. Someone even sent me the clip from Sex in the City. Do you remember where Charlotte? And she's like Shayla, what's your got that name? And she's like my husband just thought of it. she's like Shayla. What's your thought name? And she's like, my husband just thought of it. She's like, your husband and think of it. And then some man that comes in, she goes, why are you upset?

And she goes, she's so my baby name. And she goes, you bitch. Let's get out of here. And that was pretty to a tee, what happened? I'd like to make you feel better. I will tell my second girl, baby name. And he's going to take yours too, save yourself. I actually wanna know your opinion on it

because it's kind of out there and Craig hates it. So it's like definitely. I can't. You're so, we're doing it. Yeah. You're so, we're doing it. Yeah. Yeah.

Georgie. Hmm. Okay. For a second though, it would be with my other girl baby name and it sounds cute together, like blank and Georgie. What, how do you feel about Georgie? Yeah. But you call her Georgie. Yeah. I want on the birth certificate Georgie With a why or not Or two eyes

You want to put her on the pole right out of the bloom? You really just went over I Almost missed that. She really just went over I meet a girl whose name is like Dylan or like someone had a really cute boy name I was like page would love that name a lot of boy names for girls. I Have to do a shout out just to a couple of Googlers Not so picky Nicky on Instagram. She brought me the cutest so cute the cutest Sharkutani boards and one was like a pizza one where it came with Sharkuturi, boards. And one was like a pizza one where it came with pizza dough

and like all the stuff to make a pizza, but in a Sharkuturi, she's awesome. I'm obsessed with her. Where people are just handing you Sharkuturi boards on the street, like how did you get this? What are you talking about? It was a drug, it was like a Sharkuturi drug deal. I made her meet me in the lobby.

And I was like, bring the pruderto. It's there wasn't a deal that you you would do it would be for cured me. Leave the gun and take the guida, the goota. Oh my god, but she shows up and I go oh my god you're off it's so cute and she was like oh no I just put this together because I knew Paige wasn't gonna be there. So people don't dress for me, they just for you. That was amazing.

That was absurd. That's hilarious though. She's funny too. She did the joke for me. And I also, she nailed it. And then I just want to do a quick shout out to my fucking wedding planner, because we are two weeks out. And, um, bitch has probably not slept

and she's a mandacevery events and I'm obsessed with her. Are you changing things last minute? Like what is why is it so hack-jacking? We need to get a sheet, a seating chart, which I'm gonna tell you. It's a puzzle piece. Yeah. Who's table nine? You're good. You're a be piece. Yeah. Who's table 9? You're good.

You're a Becca's table. Don't worry. You won. Wow. I can't put it in wait for this one. Dude, it's happening. I also want to do a shout out to Cubcakes and everything chocolate.

She's amazing. It's at the Treatery Li who is going who is going to be hookin' me up. Yeah, with what dessert? Poor food. So I think the next day we're doing the beach and she has this like truff. And she's gonna do like lobster rolls and food rings. Wait, that's so cute.

I don't know. She's a big giggler. Oh my god. At the Treatery L.I. Yeah, she's in Long Island. You're doing like multiple day events, which like I'm really proud of you. I don't know how I tricked us into this because he was a little just a loop and I was like let's a lope over three days. Absolutely. We're gonna go. This is a lope.

All right. What are you doing for your rehearsal dinner? My mom has a they rented a place near the venue and we're having some family over who's doing your speeches I'm really stressed about that because does said that in Ireland they like they brighten the groom give a speech Yeah, and it's not that I'm nervous about speech But there is one person in the crowd who books for a really big comedy club, and now I'm like do I have to kill Wait like you kind of Jill I'm like, do I have to kill? I'm gonna speed. Wait, you kind of do. I'm nervous. And then Des was like, he was like, you know, two to three minutes,

like, romantic, but also funny, and charming, and like, I'm like, oh my god. I was like, do I feel in competition? Did the perfect speech ever. Yeah, and part of me is like, do I just act shy, and not do a speech, and everyone talk about me, but no, I need everyone to part of me is like, do I just act shy and like not do a speech and everyone talk about me, but no, I need everyone to know that I'm like like funny and cool and hot. Do you do the speech like together? Like you'll have a part, whole have a part?

No I think he wants to like, like you think people and then like say something nice about me, but basically we're doing vows that are very traditional. Interesting. Yeah, because people have been untraditional with vows, but if you think about it, it's a little like get a room. It's a little like long-winded Instagram couch. Make it looky-mooky, and then whenever any of the dishes, I promise to put the dishes away for you. The wedding?

I just... That just really hit me in a weird way. Oh. The wedding, I just went to, they did traditional vows. And there is something very classic about it. I agree with that. Well, I thought you were going to say classy, but you've never called me that before. So it was classic, thank you.

You're excited for a second. But the tables are rowdy. I pick the tables based off of energy. Yes, based off of entrepreneurs. Yes, so some people are command the next to Chloe. They're Sagittarius. They're Sagittarius. But I sometimes use some tables.

I'm like, that is dumpster fire energy, and I'm gonna let them. And then there's like the sweetest tables of like the grandmas, and then it's just like- Where in relation is my table to you? Close, I think. Actually, we haven't even figured that out, but we are doing something fun.

We're not just doing like round tables or square tables. We're like doing round and farm tables. Oh, I like that. And who's at your table? Just you and Des, or are you doing your family, too? We decided to do a family table. I think that's the move. Because don't you want to look at your mom

and be like, this is nuts. Yeah, I mean, I do like the main character energy of me and does sitting there like king and queen looking at our minions That's really the vibe when they do it like oh look at all these civilians coming to give us money But I do like sitting there But also I want us to give me all the attention, but let's be honest like we're not gonna give each other It's actually we're gonna be all over each other the whole time. I mean, other people. I'm just, I just feel like if it's 10% of what the batch right was, it'll be good.

Hannah, it's gonna be, I feel like I'm just gonna laugh the whole time. Like I feel like you're gonna be up there giving like reading your vows and I'm gonna be happy. Does basically was like, don't be stupid, like take it seriously and I'm like, Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe weird about it. Don't be fucking weird. Don't be weird. Also, now we're watching the Metzagans. Does his back, you guys? My second husband, no, I'm his second wife. It's super awkward, because we all know about his second family.

Right. No, like it's so- But I can't really, I don't want to start that B-Fripe before the wedding. No, it's uncomfortable. Here's the thing. As long as he knows wedding. No, it's uncomfortable. Here's the thing. As long as he knows that we know, it's good enough for me. I think it's, I don't know if he knows we know.

He knows that we know. You know he knows we know. There's no way he doesn't know that we know. Yeah, true. I'm pretty sure some gigglers during our live with Nikki Glaser were like, oh, Hannah, he's back from his second family. How fun is that? I was just gonna say, how amazing was that?

I mean, the Giggly Squad getting the recognition that it really fucking deserved. I mean, NBC Universal signing off on Giggly Squad, I don't know guys, I think Giggly Squad's about to get a special. No, when I read the email, I was like, who is out sick? This was supposed to go through.

That they just quickly passed it by. Also, so Nikki, when she met me, we headed off immediately, because we both had hooked up with the same guy. And that is the best way to bond with the girl, especially when you're both over it. Oh, it's really pure joy. And I always looked up to her as a standup

And she really so nice to me. She took me in she was like a great mentor for me And then she met Paige and she forgot I existed. Okay She's also a one point told me to shut up. I believe she decided texted me out of the group chat And I was like, oh my god, I've had a Hannah even knew that we're texting in a group chat and then you also side texted me. I almost felt like I was like cheating. I was like, look, you're her new shiny toy and I'm fine with that. But like, I was like, I don't know if I can make it. There was a point during it. But go, like I'm sneaky. I do think was really inspired by watching us on Summer House during our, our heyday. Who wasn't, you know?

I'm like the president watch. And he was like, you know what? Everyone lay in the bed. That's the best. For America. But I think Nikki was like, I'm crushing it with standup. I'm doing all this stuff. But she's like, reality TV looks fun.

And it can be. And it's like, everything's going right in my life. Let's ruin it and go on a reality TV show where everyone is just an asshole. Also the mech-al is going on right now. Have you seen anything? I just got off a plane, so I've been trying to like, like look at pictures on Instagram,

but so far, what I've seen, I'm loving Kim Kardashian. I'm loving Kai Gerber, and I'm loving Kendall, even though she's doing the no eyebrow thing. I didn't say Kendall yet. I liked Emma Chamberlain. I loved Emma Chamberlain. She's she could fuck. Okay, on popular opinion, I wasn't like,

totally feeling like lively. Oh no, I wasn't either, but like lively. Oh no I wasn't either but everyone was like you're gonna love it it has a huge bow and I was like hmm not loving it. The reveal didn't do it for me. I wanted an orgasm he touched my thigh yeah it just I was like hmm I don't know. I just, maybe it was the coloring. I'm not a rose gold girl. What do you think about me? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I know rose gold is like, pick a side. Right? No, it's literally the girls I can't decide. They're like rose gold. So it's like, I can't. Isn't, what was I gonna say?

Fuck. People are saying that people, oh, when people, like go rap, it's not like you're a voice nightmare when people, like you're in a group of people and you have to do like a fun fact about yourself or like say something about your, like whenever I'm in those situations,

I like figure out, try and figure out what wrong choices that I make in my life to be in this situation right now that I have to think of a fucking fun fact about myself. I feel like people lie. I feel like people are like, what's something kind of cool? I lie. It's like when someone's like, what are your hobbies? I'm like, I don't know.

Fucking not being depressed. Like, I'd love if I could do that more you know I love to find time in my schedule to not be an anxious bitch. I don't know picking the extra skin off my honestly I don't know. Wait I literally just did that. What I'm doing too. Same as he is. I'm like going through every social media app just to run away from one single and choose a thought. No, literally. And then I get more intrigues than thoughts.

It's coming from the fucking apps. Wait, I don't want to like go out of order. Like we usually like, you know, save this till the end, but I'm just so proud of myself because I did watch a documentary. Okay, documentaries are like my only- I know, no, I know. Oh, I'm just kidding. No, documentaries are for everyone.

What is the dope documentary that you watched? I'm very proud of you. First, I wanted to ask you, have you watched the Marilyn Monroe documentary? On Netflix? On Netflix. I watched and I fell asleep at the very end because it was very late and I have to watch it

But I've watched majority of it. Okay, that's not the one I mean talking about I was just wondering if you would watch it yet because most documentaries I see on TV like Advertisements. I'm like I hope Hannah watches that so you can tell me about it Because I got it people DM me all the time that like they just discovered doc I'm like I am the doc documentary doctor. I've watched them all for so long. No, literally, it's the best thing ever. Like, I feel like it's like I checked something off my list. Um, I watched on HBO the not so pretty. I only watched, there's four parts.

I only watched the one about makeup so far. Oh my God, I have it up on my computer to watch it. What did you learn from the makeup one? We're basically Every company is trying to kill women secretly Like I was like no the body positive movement has back fired it was it just like rat feces and everything It's basically there's talk powder in everything Everything well, I can't they just do baby powder They can do cornstarch, but they don't basically there's talc powder in everything. Everything. Why can't they just do baby powder?

They can do corn starch, but they don't. And what they're saying is that like talc powder, the way it grows or like how they get it is directly with asbestos. Like you can have talc, you might have like a little piece of talc powder that doesn't have asbestos but like 99% of talc powder has been around asbestos.

So Chris is right about his place having a spestus. Oh yeah, did his house have a spestus? Look, I'm... So what can we put on our face? Literally nothing. Like, it's not in every... But, okay, so when I watched it, I then went to like the FDA like official website

because they have... Because you're about to like the FDA like official website because they have Because you're about to go to small clips and you know You brought a note My new Charlotte Tilbury someone is being taken accord because I'm not a fucking allow it So they have a list of every single brand and the exact product that the brand has that has Talk Powder in it. So it's not like in every single item that a brand has, but it's in most, like okay, the Naked Palettes,

the eye shadows, it's in all of them. The question is how much Talk Powder do I need to put in my face to come in? Honestly, not a lot. So like if there's talc powder and there's like one single piece of asbestos and you happen to breathe that in, it goes to the deepest part of your lung and you basically get mesophilia oma and you die. And it's a reversible cancer.

It's an irreversible cancer. Like if you get mesophilia you're dying there are some cases sentinel of no literally it is and like it's in cover girl there was one charlotte tillbury palette that it wasn't we need some sponsors so just so stop with the brand sorry you're like fuck over, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, chillin' to him. Fuck, and I'm gonna get a call from our people being like, hey, hey, hey, I totally love you trying to save women's lives, but could we just not, um, the Maybelline because they've

been really so bad. Maybelline actually wasn't on there. Okay. Maybelline wasn't on there. Um, a lot of brands I didn't know either, and it's in like a lot, it's just, it's in the, it's on the packaging, like they have to put it on the packaging. Wow, you know what I would do if I was one of these ones that don't use talc powder, I'd be like the only one that doesn't use talc powder. Yeah.

And put that right up in the front. It am I? Girlbos. Yeah. Absolutely. Girlbos. And then there's another one that I'm definitely going to watch about hair care, because there's a lot of hair care shit that is so bad for you that will be, have like, no idea. Because you, they had a skin care one too, which you're scared to look at. I'm scared. I'm scared. But I'm gonna watch all of them.

Recently, I was telling my mom, like, I don't want to put a bunch of serum on, because I feel like a chemistry project where if you mix the wrong ones, how do you know if it works? And my mom was like, the more the merrier, just put serum on. And I'm like, I don't know.

It's just, if it's like a moisturizing, it doesn't matter. But there are some that are like lactic acid and then there's like ones that are exfoliating. And it's, yeah, it's hard to know. Your skin looks really good right now though. Really? Thanks. It's because we're on a camera screen.

You can't see that I'm breaking out on here. Okay. I was just trying to give you a compliment. Speaking of skin, did you see Pete Davidson has a spray tan? Oh, this is the news. This is from Patient New. Wait, we're up in the fridge. Quick, like half a millisecond.

I thought you meant that he came out with a spray tan line. And I was like, Chris Jenner works so fucking fast. And where can I buy it? But people are joking. There's like a yassification of Pete Davidson. Oh, why? It's very subtle, but it's yassification. Please explain.

Why ASS-I-FACATION? I see. I see. Yes, vacation. Yeah. So that's like what they do. It's like the like make, I need to Google this because I'm going to fuck it up.

Yes, vacation. The process of making something substantially better than it's original version, but it's kind of like, who those memes where they take like a photo of a girl and put all this like makeup and glamour up and chill like that. So it's not necessarily like, needed. But like, I also kind of want it. It's like a glow line. Yeah.

I'm not mad about it. I'm not mad about it because, okay, let's be serious as women. No matter who you start dating, no matter who you get into a relationship with, there's always small things that you're like, let me change this because it will make you better. Because naturally, we are problem solvers, we are project managers, we want people to be the best version of themselves. I will say though, it has backfired on me and I have given Craig a full mental complex

about his outfits and it's really hard for him to get dressed in the morning and we're working through it. And I've had to apologize and I'm feeling so bad. He's getting so bad. He's getting so bad. He's starting to get out of the anxiety. There was one day, he was like,

I thought like I really dressed well. And like now I just, and it was the cutest thing ever. And I was like, oh, that's so sweet that you thought that. I'm so sorry. No, you know what you're doing. It's actually genius, guys. Listen up to this toxic advice. She's broken down.

You're broken down so bad. She broke down so bad. I literally forgot who he was. He feels so bad. And now he's lost. and all he has is her to build him back up She trapped his ass and that is like one Here's a scary part. I didn't even know I was doing it It's cuz girl you are an experienced experience your path For sure you Girl you are an experienced experience

For sure you can Your Scorpio you can literally in the house of Slytherin like I love how to us We're preaching like find someone who loves you for you We're like and then with Craig. We're like pages perfect for you. She's gonna change everything about you And you will be the perfect man for her and you just let it happen It's gonna hurt in the beginning. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment.

It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. it'll be a big moment. It'll be a big moment. I think this is cool. I really got up the one day and immediately started apologizing to me. I was like, what? He was like, I just like, I only have flip flops. And so like, I like, I'm like, I did, we're, I was like, we're literally at the beach. So it's okay. By the way, are you watching the Johnny Depp Amber herd? How fucking insane.

Like some of the quietest believe that we can just watch it on YouTube. I know. I feel like I shouldn't be able to watch it. And then I was thinking, are we gonna be able to watch Gen Chas? Like why are we able to watch like certain ones and not like why couldn't we watch the Kardashian Black China one?

But like why are we able to watch this one? Yes, especially when Johnny Depp is such a private person. I feel like his whole life is being put in there. I'm also like watching it as if Johnny Depp was in a movie. Like this was a movie, and he was acting in it. Because his reactions, he's such a good actor. Like there's so many. Yeah, you're like, is he acting?

Yeah. I think that her legal team is, you know, not the best. But it's like, why couldn't she get the best possible legal legal team? Is his legal team just really good? Or is her legal team just working off of like not a good? Well, here's strategy. My, here's my knowledge from dating said lawyer, Craig Conover. When you sue somebody, you're not paying your lawyer. So Johnny Depp is suing Amber Heard. Well they're actually both now suing each other.

But Johnny Depp was suing Amber herd originally, so he's not paying his lawyers hourly. He will pay them if he wins, they get like part of the settlement. So if you are being sued, you then have to hire a lawyer and lawyers work hourly. So she's just literally bleeding money and he's not. Interesting. Which I didn't know that also you you heard about the $7 million apparently she didn't donate

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away. She also looks just straw though in court like she's freaking out. Have you seen the like thing where she keeps copying his outfit? I don't understand what's going on. He'll wear something in the next day she's copying it. It's hilarious. Google it afterwards, but I don't understand the strategy of it. Like is she just being like, eh is in Johnny Depp's shoe forever. Yeah. She's like, I just want to tag the cheeky, overbought from the back of his shirt. Yeah.

Speaking of things I can't look away from, Justin Bieber posted his pubic hair yesterday. Are we okay? I'm not loving that. It was, I messaged Harry Jowzy and I was like, Justin's coming for your brand. What's like the context though? I think he was promoting his new song.

They're like, what can you do? And he's like, I'll show my pubes and they're like awesome. I'm just running out of ideas for things to promote. Also, J-Beabes has showed his dick before. Like he's out here in the street. When you say things like that, my like immediate mental picture goes to like a board room of like PR just being like,

what can we do? What can we do and someone's like pubes? And they're like, that's it. That's what it is. It's just like how did that happen? I love male pubic hair being part of the scene because I feel like women are always being sexualized so to sexualize a man is fun for me but it was like I wasn't prepared. It was like out of context for me you know.

That's another thing that like really annoys me about like the male and women gender roles. Like if I'm not like a bold baby, I feel insecure about it. But like men can just be like, oh, I forgot even how to dick. And like, it can be a full on whatever you're. You can't even find anything. Yeah, like no one, like no girls are like saying anything. You know what it is? It's big razors.

It's the razor companies. You know that women never shaved. And then the razors will like, like will make more money if we tell women they should shave and they did a whole campaign. It's just like the diamond industry. No one gave diamond rings until diamond industry was like we need to make it a tradition to sell diamonds. Look, I'm very in these conspiracies and they're not conspiracy. It's kind of crazy. I remember the first time

one of my girlfriend said you have to shave. They're shaving their legs. No, that you have to shave your vagina. Cause like your mom doesn't like say that to you as a child because they didn't, they don't. Like my mom thinks it's so weird that we do. Yeah. I was in eighth grade. I'll never forget it.

I would does, does came back from Ireland. Yeah. And when I tell you I spent an hour and a half in the shower shaving to prepare. But also, doesn't that like excited you? Like don't you get excited when you know like, oh my god, I'm gonna be like a seal and it's gonna be just like,

you feel, you do feel better about yourself, like but right before you get sick. I feel like I was like, like, got away with something because I was just, I was like like got away with something because I was this I was so hairy for so long and he came in and like the apartment's clean. I made him a papaya bowl that I looked up on TikTok. It's like loves papaya. It's very niche but he loves it's men are so simple. I just got a papaya from the fruit guy at the stand. I cut it in half. I got one to trade a jose.

I got some other fruit and some yogurt. You take out the inside of the papaya, put the yogurt, you put some bananas on top, does walked in. It was like, I bought him a puppy. You really love him. I do, but then I was like, I will never do that again. I like doing it in the beginning just to like an initial dopamine hit and then I'm like, I will never do that again. Like I like doing it in the beginning just to like an initial dopamine hit

and then I'm like, okay, I'm gonna go scroll my phone. That is so freaking cute. I don't think I've ever had a papaya. They're actually very high in nutrients. I've got all look into it. They're really good for you. But yeah, I highly recommend spending less time with your significant other.

To you. No, like cause the whole ritual, it's not even friendships like page. Our friendship is so good because we are random when we see each other. We don't know. It's so much to the everyday. It was like, oh my gosh, it's just breathing in. Guys, seriously, normalize not hanging out with your significant other. Normalize like blocking them. Make find you know like I couldn't agree more I could just get out of routine so many people aren't the worst

just like when you moving in what are you doing where you going when like and it's just like oh my god I'm gonna see him once a week and it's gonna be beautiful honestly we could have dated people in jail. Oh my God, I easily, easily, some mafia of so-go. I would have liked to know where they are, you know what they're doing. You get to see them once a week for a conical of this. She's exactly where he is. He's not texting other bitches.

He can't even have a phone. You know? Not even knowing you're another girl. The only stalking you have to do is look at the log in sheet of the jail. And you're like, who the fuck is Rebecca? You know? Just like sitting around thinking about you all the time.

It's all he's allowed to do. All the time. Oh my god. Oh, you're like, wait a minute. You're like now thinking about your jail ex. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke.

It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna watch one of the Seattle documentaries and I'm like, okay, is that it? Yeah, they have like tattoos all over their naughty. They're just, yeah, it's a whole vibe. The thing with tattoos is it's a thin line between looking like Adam Levine, who looks like he was like can someone put tattoos on me versus it being a lifestyle? Yeah, like, because you have to think

that we're not like those people. We're not dating the Adam Levines of the world. We're dating a guy who eventually is gonna coach fucking T-Ball, okay? And I don't need the other moms at T-Ball being like, oh, this couple again, our kids aren't allowed to go to their house. He's got a neck tattoo. I think those are too competitive to be involved in a T-Ball leak.

We'll get kicked out. We'll be those parents where they're like, it's not fun anymore. Wait. Do you think that does is going to coach something? For sure, but I'm going, oh my God. He gets so into, he gets so into, he's such a passionate man.

Your son is definitely gonna be the picture of the baseball team and he's gonna be looking at the bleachers being like, stop it. No, does, does get so nervous when I perform on stage. Like it's very cute, but he'll be pacing the whole thing. Yeah. Like I'll get off stage and all my friends will be like, good job. And I'm like, where's Desmond? Like, he's pacing.

And the whole one is really what does perform some like, he's doing great, whatever. I'm like scrolling to her. But yeah, does his back. I have a question for you. Okay. Do you think do you think does should do a navy suit? No, no, no, a navy tux. Or more of like a chill beach look. Cause he asked me and I said, I have that's page. I, okay, I love the tux. I love navy. I do.

He looks good in navy too, cause he's blue eyes. I think the navy tux. Yeah. Either that or there's like, it's like a, it's not like a gray where it's like a dark gray. It's almost like a lighter gray. I'll have to send you. Perry Winkle.

Like almost, but like actually not like, I've never said that word before. You don't know what Perry Winkle is. like almost, but like actually not like, I've never said that word before. Do you even know what Perry Wungle is? No, like I'm telling you, Tom Ford makes this tux. That is like a gray, I don't all send it to you because I think that could also look super fucking cool. But I feel like he might not want to

because he like, he has gray hair and I don't want to like give him anxiety about it. But do love a navy talks and I think he would look so good in that He like loves getting dressed up does Craig like wearing like Craig loves getting dressed They feel like they're James Bond like immediately. He tried to get dressed up the other night night And I was like take it off. I was like we're in fucking Arizona So I'm just puked on the street, okay? You're just puked in my purse. You're like, stop.

You're not wearing a blazer to the bar, okay? Oh, I feel like he thinks because he's with you that he's now fashion. But you don't just become fashion, Craig. This is taking years and years. Oh my god, it's so... To curate I feel so bad sometimes. I'm like, oh my God, am?

Is everyone on Twitter right? Am I a fucking bitch? No, but I also think that Craig gets away with a lot because he's good looking. Yeah. So like he could wear nothing and everyone's like, you look amazing. He could wear a paper bag and people are like,

it's honestly so hard. Right, and I try so hard and people are like, hmm, try harder. Well, that's just because people, what I learned about trolls is people are gonna go for the thing that you care about. That's what it is. I'm like, you're just making fun of me about it because you know I like it. People made fun of my tennis for the first two years, and I was like, not my tennis. It's like you're just mad because you're fucking good at it.

That's what it is. You're just mad because I'll ace your ad. Yeah, because I would just annihilate you. Speaking of people who don't like other people, I love transitions. Why'd you write Timothy Chevrolet doesn't fuck with Justin. Oh my god, I was watching. What is this tea?

So I was watching, I was on TikTok, where you know, you get all your news. And I was watching like videos from Coachella. And there's a video of Timothy Chevrolet going up to hug this girl, like saying hi to this girl. And next to him is Justin Bieber. And they act like each other doesn't exist and I was like and the caption was like whatever or something something so I was like looking it up. Timothy Chevrolet is like

really good friends with Selena Gomez and so like they don't vote with each other which I didn't know but it was like a feud. I didn't know I needed so badly. Okay, this is good drums because how do you feel about your guy still having like beef with an ex or like still being like we can't go there she's there or like oh I don't talk to him he's friends with her. That is such a good fucking question because I've like been in that in that situation multiple times You know my favorite ex boyfriend we talk about them all the time My favorite ex boyfriend has like never been able to follow me on Instagram ever Since like we broke up. I feel like and if if he hasn't blocked you, no, I've been blocked multiple times. If you're still blocked.

But like, and guys, we broke up in high school. Like this is like a long time ago. Never has he been able to have been allowed to follow me. And like, I don't even think about it now. I mean, now he's been like a very happy normal relationship. But like in all of our 20s, anyone he dated, he had like multiple girlfriends, he was never allowed to follow me.

But also I've been the girlfriend, I've been the girlfriend with like Craig before, where it's like, maybe we shouldn't go here, this person's going to be here. And I've always said like, I'm not uncomfortable. And he's been like, okay, like, if you're not uncomfortable, then we can do it. So I think it's like, I think it was kind of...

Yeah, I think there's a difference where it's like, they're maybe not doing it because they don't want to make you feel uncomfortable. But if you say, I don't give a shit, and they still aren't gonna go, then I think it's weird. But if they're like, okay them that's all I cared about like all right, let's fucking do it Because I'm thinking of like in the comedy world think about it all the comics It's like our nighttime job a lot of there's a lot of hookups happening and then when things don't work out It's like you're all doing the same show. It's there a lot of like so it gets comfortable. They're like cheating too

like you're all doing the same show. Is there a lot of like, so it gets constantly cheating too? Is there a lot of cheating too? There's rumors of a lot of cheating on the road. Like if you're with a comic and mainly men, they go on the road on the weekend. They do those girls. But we're like saying through it's come up to you.

Yeah, but then the joke is that women, like we do shows on the road and like, we don't get hit on like that. Because guys are intimidated by funny girls and that's just science. It's not the same. I mean I did have some like cute guys come up to him after show and say congrats on your engagement. I was like are you trying to fuck me or no? Yeah just tell my Tell me I'm beautiful or get out of my face. Oh literally. Literally the worst. Yeah, it was awesome. I have some.

I also. When I'm with Craig, if guys come up to me, there is like a part of me that I'm like see, Craig. And like it's the first thing out of their mouth is like, my wife loves you. And I'm just like, thought. Yeah. Yeah.

Not getting enough. I've done a lot of the selfies for the world. Yeah. And I'm just like, fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Not getting enough. Yeah. I've done a lot of the selfies for the world. Yeah. And I'm here for the wild. And then I look at them and I'm like, see, you don't understand my sense of humor. So you do think I'm pretty or you don't. Sorry.

I was a miss the first sentence. I have some more to you about Justin Bieber. Okay, wow, we're Justin Bieber, heavy. But I feel like I might have talked about it. Is it because I see really am Justin Bieber, heavy. But I feel like I might have talked about it. Is it because I see really am Justin Bieber? Well, ever since you started doing live shows, you've really turned into him. You haven't been able to feel dopamine for three weeks now. Wait, did I talk about Hillsong?

I don't know. I don't think so. Talk about it. And I was talking to Claire Parker, who has the podcast where she of celebrities biographies. Okay.

And she reads all of them. Wow. Oh, it's really good. She's on Burning In Hell soon. But she was talking about Hillsong. Okay. And do you are you familiar with it? Sure.

It's basically this. It's a cult church Exactly, so it sounds like the new Scientology because Scientology has gotten too much bad period. It's baby Scientology Do you know who belongs to Hillsong? Selena Gomez Justin Bieber Haley Bieber Um, Chris Pratt Wow Chris Pratt Okay, Catherine Swarchenegra Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

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Scientology here's the thing though. They cover up like straight up murder so like I'm not as inclined but the Hillsong thing So creepy so weird, but the Hillsong thing, so creepy, so weird, but it's also, it's so much deeper than that too. Like they're just, they're trying to like take over all of Hollywood, like they're trying to have Hollywood as like this conglomerate company, I feel like, and they just like run everything, every aspect of it, which is just like, yeah, they want all the power, they want the money

without the taxes. And it's like, we're so out of that world, that's the situation on Hillsong. Yeah, well the guy was cheating on his wife. The Hillsong guy? The guy was, oh my god. The Hillsong guy, like the head of it, like his whole thing was about like monogamy

and like being a good fucking person. And then it comes out that he's been literally banging everyone and cheating on his wife and they have kids and I think wait I might be mixing up my like celebrity drama. Yeah my calls because I'm pretty sure something happened and the Hillsong family went and lived in one of Tyler Perry's homes. It's possible. I just know that I think they're working on something coming out to like expose Hillsong, but there's a lot of things fighting against it. Yeah, and there's a lot of celebrities

who don't want to be involved in that, but I also think it's so annoying to have these like famous guys and be like, which woman should we give to them as their hill song? I am one point when Kanye was starting all of his, like Sunday, what was it called? Sunday service. I was convinced that that was a precursor to him trying to start his own church, like a hill song thing, but he didn't do it. But I was like, I was like, this is definitely the angle here. On a positive note, Pedro.

On a later note, I'm Gaggisquad today. Pedro, I really like my grid right now. I'm really feeling my grid right now. And when I am, I just feel like I've done a really good ratio of picks of myself and also aesthetic picks. And so that's why I haven't posted in a while because I feel like it's only downhill from here. You know, like I'm only gonna fuck it up. No, do not freeze through the anxiety of the future. It can, it, there's no chance for it to get better if you can, if you don't post. Wait, I just saw mechala post of the Kardashians.

This is live reporting. Yeah. And you know how came war, Marilyn Monroe's dress. Yeah. Chloe's like basically wearing the same things. She just added like a black sleeve. And Kendall, Kendall looks fucking amazing. Like my godashians.

That's an interesting choice by Chloe. It's also crazy that this is the first time they're all there. This is the first time I think Courtney and Chloe have even been invited. I mean, taking a wait, look at this picture. Okay, so look at that dress. You can't like really see it because there's a goal Yeah, yeah, she's wearing the same dress and then Kim is just gold like it's literally the same dress Maybe Kim's thing was last minute and

Chloe already had a dress and Chloe was like look. I'm not finding a new dress bitch damn Pete does look damn new dress bitch. Damn Pete does look tan. Does he look too tan? You would I feel what? He is so tan. I told you he like people are talking. Oh my God. Do you like his outfit though? Um I do like his outfit. She's like I was distracted. I was distracted. Here's a better pick. But he is tan. Yeah, he looks good. He is tan, he looks good. I don't love the beard. I don't love the beard. Because it's not like a real beard. It's like a boy beard.

Yeah, well, yeah. It's like, it's pee. He wants to look a little older. I think he wants to look a little bit grunge. I like it though. I'm partial to a scruff. But yeah, his beard is a little bit more pubie than I appreciate. Did you see how Kim like you? You're basically Kim Kardashian.

Thank you. Said that she edited true into a photo because it looked better on her grid. She's like, my grid is pinker. I'm purple. I'm a sack that that little kid was wearing green. I need to cut his ass out. People like it. That's how lost their fucking minds. And I thought it was funnier that people were so mad about it because it's like, yeah, it's Kim Kardashian. She has some weird shit. They've changed their entire bodies. Who cares that she photoshopped a kid into a pic like I don't care. I also want to know how she fit perfectly in Marilyn Monroe's dress.

I guess she had to lose weight. That was the whole thing. But still the dimensions are not going to be the same. Marilyn Monroe's ass was not that big. Beautiful and big but not the hip to waist ratio that Kim has. I know. Maybe she bought it. I think it's like in a museum. Maybe she bought it for two million. I don't know. I don't think they'd let her do that. I think it's like a she's saying it to the president. How crazy. How crazy must the T have been back there back then?

When you don't even know the T, you need to watch the Maryland documentary. I need it. You need to. Because not, first of all, you see this girl. She came from, let me get into it. Don't stop me, don't let me do it. We're into it.

We're getting into it. Marilyn Monroe, Netflix, just came out. She was in orphanages growing up. Like she had a real hard childhood and she basically never felt like anyone really loved her for her, which is like giving me similar to Audrey Hepburn vibe. So I guess to get like really loved and famous, you have to really feel on love. But anyway, that's dark. She does get some plastic surgery.

Okay. Like like just subtle. But people said the way she was comfortable in her own skin was unlike anything they've ever seen, like the way she moved it just like you can't take your eyes off her, but she like kind of thought that she wasn't lovable, which is just ironic. And she is basically they said that you have to sleep your way through Hollywood back. Do you think they're the government killed her? I'm not saying they didn't. Yeah. Just wait. So you have to kind of sleep your way. That's just how they did it.

Like the exacts would be like that girl's down, that girl's down, that girl's down. A bunch of exacts like legit fell in love with her. Like one guy was about to die in like six weeks and he's like, before I die, I just need to make sure this girl is a career. Like he was in love with her. And you know what? Good for her.

Good for her. If that's how it worked, that's fucked up. But if that's what you had to do, good for you. Good for you, because you know what, long, but I mean, her mental health definitely suffered, but long she got rich and famous whatever But she really wanted to be a mom She was with how old was she when she died? I think 36

Wow, but she was that was like right near singing happy birthday and stuff like that was later on her life So her first husband is Joe Dimagio Yeah, we love on Italian Yankee. She probably should have stayed with him. No. No. You would have loved it. Like you would have literally loved it. You would have done it. But um, he would beat her. Okay. And he was super controlling. You would have loved like the jail aspect that could have happened. Um, but yeah. But guys, this is why you see these like couples and you're like, oh my god, they're so perfect. And it was good for her

fame. Like she shot up by she was with the most famous athlete in the world at the time. When she did the famous like white dress, the white dress coming up with a subway grate, apparently he lost his fucking mind. Because it was like a huge crowd of people cheering for her. You also have to remember like she was kind of like the first sex symbol in a time that it was like you couldn't be sexy. She walked so Kim Kardashian could literally sprint. Yeah. Yeah. And there was no one close to the sexiness of her and everything about it. Oh, the fashion you see her. And everything about the fashion, you see her glow up, you have to watch.

So she gets out of that marriage with Joe Demagio. And when I tell you the press is crazy, like she had to announce crying, they didn't have Twitter back then, they have an Instagram post, she had to go, we're getting it to worse. Like she had to tell the press in the moment. It was fucking crazy.

Oh my God. We have it so easy, we can in the moment. It was fucking crazy. Oh my God. We have it so easy. We can just cry on Instagram stories on our couch. Yeah. Seriously. And then she gets with this like kind of smart guy and she wants to be like respected and he's so smart and she marries him and it's beautiful. And everyone likes him.

He's like a playwright or something. Yes. You just tell he just smart and everyone. A couple months into the marriage, she finds like journal notes of him saying how he thinks she's a whore and how she's stupid. I have watched one documentary, so I do know a little bit of this.

They were like, were they living in like a hotel or something? And she like found them. She found notes like, were they living in like a hotel or something? And she like found them. She found notes like, imagine everyone's so happy for your marriage and you literally find words of him talking shit about you to himself. I have actually had that happen to me before. Shit the fuck off. Okay, okay, jail guy. Like what do we do this time? I found him texting one of his friends about how I was so stupid. Wow.

Yeah, we got no huge fight about it. I did stay with him. I can't read, but I'm not fucking stupid. I can't read that text, but I could tell it's me. It's so crazy to like be turning 30 and you think back to like the things that you did when you were 22 and the things that you did when you were 22 and the things that like, and it's like what makes you stronger of like a woman.

Yeah. So like, it's what makes you see green flags and guys in there. Yes, yes. Oh, he thinks I'm smart. Yeah. He must be stupid. He's like, God, then she gets out of that. So that's two divorces in the public guy.

That's a lot. I mean, this is the crazy. This is the bomb drop She's hooking up with JFK and His brother Bobby Kennedy at the same time And they're both married Both married, but they'd all go to Laguna Beach and hang out at this beach house. And they both knew she was having sex with both of them, but they both were in love with her. And then someone was like, they kind of found out

that this is where the conspiracy happens. They found out that JFK was kind of like telling her about like how they're experimenting with nuclear weapons. Yeah, they were telling her too much information. And she, they called it leftist. I don't really know what that means, but like, she had some communist friends. Communism, everyone was like, very scared of back then.

And everyone was like, are you a communist? So basically, they were like, oh no. And they had to cut her off. So that's real. They cut her off. They stopped talking to her, both of them. And that like really, really, really hurt her. And then, it's also like, it's not like she was a spy trying to get information.

They were trying to get their dick sucked and they were like, oh, and by the way, guess what we're doing in China. Like, you know, like it's not her fault that they, oh, I hate men. This just continues our I hate mentor. Also the Kennedys were fucking gross. Like their dad told them like, women are made to sleep with and sleep with as many as you can. Like, I'm sorry.

We are done with idolizing these fucking men who will sleep with them on the floor going to therapy. Do you think Jackie and Marilyn ever like had a convo? No. I think it was probably that like classy like don't ask don't tell poor Jackie Justice for Jackie. Seriously. This is for Maryland Seriously, so she ended up dying at she ended up dying from a drug overdose So wait, quick question if a girl's saying happy birthday to Craig like that

So wait, quick question. If a girl's saying happy birthday to Craig like that, what would you do? I wish you guys could see page is facing. I don't even want girls like going up to him and saying happy birthday. I don't know if it's happy birthday period. Could you imagine? Yeah, I threw Craig a birthday party and some blonde bitch popped out of a cake.

Oh my god the homicide that wouldn't sue No, Hannah. I'm getting I'm mad at him right now. I can't wait to get out of this pie pass and be like fuck you in fuck February 9th And if any bitch There's a blonde in the fucking vicinity that even peripheral visions you. She's getting clocked. Okay? Given her, a sandwich, a knuckle sandwich, okay?

Oh my god, it would have lost my mind. Oh, so Jackie watched that happen. Also she knew she was not only fucking him but his brother, which is pretty good. Why would they even have her do that though? It's wild, but it was like, it was just, she was the biggest thing ever, I guess. And it just was, she became such a more famous than who she was, that it was like not like this girl was singing it. It's at Maryland.

Okay, question. This thing. Did everybody know that like the president was fucking Marilyn Monroe? Or did they not find out to like after she died? Like was it common knowledge that like the people of America knew? And they're just like, what I'm sure, but it just shows like how normalized the massage and he was back then. Right. It's like, what? Yeah, just have Marilyn. Yeah, like what are we gonna do? It's like watching a guy at a strip club, like duh.

What is he not supposed to touch your titties? What is he not supposed to grab or buy the, you know what? I love how I decided I'm not going to say the P word. Because this is a class that you're podcasting. Yeah, I like your podcast. I really said this is the low job on our live yesterday and Donald was just like, and I was like, yeah, that we do that here.

I didn't say what would happen. So, this is the drums. I'm saying drums now. I don't know. Subtract make drums happen. I don't know. So let's mall it over. People say that they like found her and bet it 3 AM.

But then people say, no, no, no. People were called at like 11 to come over. Like PR person at 11 was called they killed her so they murdered her And then they say Bobby was in the area Kim Bobby do something else fucked up with another girlfriend Did another girl die and Bobby was it was because maybe we have to look into it But all I know is obviously editing is a big thing and you see the Context they want to put things in but they made it like a lot of people didn't want to speak on stuff and they also made it that They really hinted that it she got murdered something happened. I know this. I don't know what where in my brain

This is coming from but Bob I Know I definitely like learned about this Tell us what you're getting Bobby Tell us I'm gonna Bobby and some girl got into a car accident and they drove the car into the lake Bobby got out and this girl drowned and they covered it up

That is they were like hammered and Like I don't know if he couldn't get her out and then he just tried to act like he was never there But like he was there He'd bobby needs to keep his dick in his pants for like a literal second. Well, he's dead. So I think This is non-national Maybe jail guy was right now. I am a fucking idiot. Honestly, jail guy had some valid points. Jail guy was great.

Finally, we have the John Wayne Gacy tapes that what is this on? What streaming platform? This is Netflix. And if you get grossed out, easily don't watch it. Basically this guy, similar to Ted Bundy, he was in the public. Like he was like on all these different things, doing stuff in the community, running up

local business, friends with everyone, very vocal. Was he good looking? No, no, no, he was like shrap. And he, he's gross. But he, and he got in trouble for sodomizing a young boy. Oh my God. In Iowa. And then he moved to Chicago, and back then, police stations didn't talk to each other.

Yeah, I think that's so interesting. They always use that, they're like, well, we didn't know that two mouths up the road. Like, 117 people, but we did not get the letter or the pigeon. Like, you guys can call each other and be like hey Anything crazy happening up there. Yeah, he was like on parole. I don't know, but this man Starts to do this thing where he says he's bisexual. He says not attracted to men But he's bisexual. He does this thing where he he dares the kid to like

Get off handcuffs the kids like sure He'd get like a teenage boy in his house puts the handcuffs on him and then the kids handcuffed and then he'd do whatever he wants to him and Then he'd kill him and then he'd put him under his house Jesus what is he like the wicked which of the West? But then he just live life normally and no one knew because a lot of it were like these young teenage guys That might be like they might be gay that were just around Chicago kind of being naughty and he'd pick them up in his car So like the parents everyone just thought they was these were runaway teenage boys. Oh my god He had

27 boys in the cement under his house. Wait, what is this on? What streaming? Netflix, it's amazing. And it starts just because he got, you know how they get a little cocky. Yeah. And this one kid was like,

oh, I'm gonna ask this guy to get a job. John Wayne Gacy, because he works in construction. He gets in the car, it back home murder some and They were he the kid had told someone I'm going to see John Gacy and that's the only reason they started to put two and two together this man Because he got the boys were all like 16 the guy was like probably late 30s. He also had a He got a second wife and he's like, she wanted to have sex all the time.

But um, I'm not gay, but she want to have sex too much. It's like, yeah, because you were busy with little boys. Yeah, literally a pedophile freak weirdo while I can't wait to watch it. It's really, really good. Um, sorry, this was a very dark episode, but also sorry not sorry. We have to embrace our dark side sometimes. Yeah, sometimes we're dark like we're human sometimes we just want to hate everyone and everything But we don't hate you East Coast. We're coming to you guys. No, that's actually insane when like I was getting emails Being like guys we just sold out should we add another show? I was like are we just gonna do a week in New York and just fucking up So we have a third show in New York. Tickets are available.

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