Giggly Squad - Giggling about arriving in Ireland, long distance issues, and making money

Episode Date: December 13, 2021

Paige bought Craig a penguin and Hannah is Irish now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is up my giggly bells? Oh like Christmas bells? Like jingle bells? Yeah, I was like going to sleep last night and that's what I think about. I'm like what should I say? Wow, it's so funny how we probably think about such different things before we fall asleep. I'm like, what starts with the G? The other night I was thinking about how like, it's just so hard to find good leather pants

and I should just make leather pants. I think about every awkward thing I said and did during the day and if I should hate myself for it. Okay, when I'm having really bad anxiety, like when I'm in bed about to fall asleep, I remember this is like a really good tip. I remember that no one is thinking about me before they fall asleep except me. It's kind of sad but true. Yeah, like you're so worried about like, now every time I go out, I come home and I'm like, oh my God, did I say too much? Did I sound like an idiot?

And then I'm thinking like, no one is home thinking like, wow, page really sounded like an idiot tonight. Well, probably. Bye-bye. And then they wonder, wait, did I sound like an idiot back? Does she think an idiot? Yeah. Do you believe that when you have a dream about someone

it's because they're thinking about you? Yes and no, but I feel like your dreams are really like your deep deep subconscious. We need a dream reader. Oh my god. We need a dream reader because this is so weird. You know And you have like a sex dream and you wake up and you're like, oh my god Like that it causes sexual tension with with people I don't need. I have never had a dream about a girl before, sexually, unless it was like a threesome situation, but like I've never gotten to the point where like I had sex with a girl.

I woke up the other morning and I texted Craig and I was like, I think I'm a lesbian. Like I have good news and bad news. I was like I had the craziest dream last night and it was like so lucid. Like it was like a morning dream. So like when I woke up it was like so fresh. Craig was in it, but we were in a hotel and I left like our hotel room and like went to another hotel room with a girl

But like I didn't have sex in the dream But like I was going to have sex with this girl Is that so crazy? Wow He was like wow, that's so crazy Dreams are wild. I remember when I was younger. I had a dream that I kissed one of my middle school teachers. He was like hot, like looking back, she always like does that, you know. And I couldn't make eye contact with him for a month, would you super inconvenient when they're your teacher, you know what I mean? Right.

Like I was like, oh my god, he can tell that I had a dream that I kissed. Or have you ever had a dream, like a sexual dream about someone and in real life you're like, but I don't, I'm not attracted to them, like I don't want to have sex with them, but like in the dream you did. 100% or they're like hot in the dream. Yeah. Also, I do have to say that I have sex dreams when I haven't had sex in a while. Okay. Like you know how guys have wet dreams?

I feel like I will have legit sex dreams when my body's like, you need to orgasm. Yeah. Do you ever like orgasm in a dream and then wake up and are like, did I in like real life in my bed by myself or was that just like in a dream? A thousand percent. And then you wake up and it's not like a dude

where the sheets are all crispy or something. So you're just like, did I? And then I'll like try to touch myself but like my glitter is sleeping. Yeah. Yeah. It's like we're like we're not working. We weren't a part of this dream. Like you're so weird. We're buzzing your head bitch. Leave us alone. I'm doing we're in the middle of REM. I'm doing a full skin routine. But yeah, Paige started with an ice roller which we love and now she's putting on some lotion. Also, you have a full-on surgical tool you're using now that looks quite invasive. This is from FaceGem and I keep it in the freezer and it's cold and this is what I like pushback

my face with. Does Craig have any skin care routine? Zero. Yeah, I don't even know if Craig washes his face. You're like, I've never been in the same room. When he does it. He does brush his teeth every single night though and I appreciate it. Yes, so does does.

I don't. I'm like, all right, I'm tired, I'm in the bed. I don't know why depression is so aligned with brushing your teeth. Like, I know I'm depressed when I'm like, I can't brush my tired, I'm in the bed. I don't know why depression is so aligned with brushing or teeth, like I know I'm depressed when I'm like, I can't brush my teeth. Also, let's be honest, I'm brushing my teeth for 25 seconds max. At nighttime, it's a whole different situation.

Like, yes, you should absolutely do it. It feels so much better, but like, I'm not, if I don't do it at nighttime and I just get in bed, I'm not like, oh my God, I sleep in my makeup all the time too. Like, I didn't wash my face last night. This is why I'm doing like, oh my god. I sleep in my makeup all the time too. Like I didn't wash my face last night. This is why I'm doing a whole thing this morning. Yeah, you live chaoticly, but it's fun. Yeah. I feel like I've been in Ireland for eight minutes and you haven't even... I haven't even asked. I see, like you think you're so much

better than us because you're in Europe. You didn't study abroad, so you're like, um, sorry, you're missing something. I'm in Europe. I was in Barcelona. No, I was in Barcelona, but um, Do you think you guys would ever move there? I'm not going to lie. I was like, are we, do we live here now? Yeah.

Did you see that meme where it was like the millennial urge to be somewhere for two days and say, I think I can live here. You're just so true. So true. I literally walk into roomy. You know what I was like, just a different smell. It just smells different.

I'm like, I'm different now. Yeah. Basically the Hanna you guys knew last week, I don't know her. The old Hanna's dead. Yeah, no, I get that. You're like, I have stamps on my passport. What do you have? I have nothing in Americans, but they just don't get her. The old Han is dead. Yeah, no I get that. You're like, I have stamps on my passport. What do you have?

I have nothing in Americans, but they just don't get it, you know? Yeah, they don't get it. They're just like, think so small mindedly and like, I've like seen a lot in the last two days and I just kind of get how the world works now. Who's calling you? I don't know. Where is that coming from?

Oh, I got an iPad. Are you okay? I did it because everyone has them. Who has iPads? Literally, if you ask people, everyone is secretly going and buying iPads and hanging out on them at night time. Oh, so they could like watch a TikTok movie?

Like you're in an iMac? I don't know, but like my mom has one, she loves it. Craig has one, she loves it, or he loves it. My friend Stephanie, who like, I'm always on the phone with, she has one, she loves it. And I was just like, am I missing out? Do you face time people? Yeah, it's amazing.

I just feel like it's too many fucking screens. Except when you're, I'm just European, you know? Yeah. I understand this stuff. Like you Americans. Also, Des was like, stop saying you're a pin, you know, like I understand this stuff Like you Americans also does was like stop saying European you're in Ireland. I'm like, is it not is it so beautiful? It's in Europe right? Yeah, yeah Wait, so I was like gigglers were so funny because I basically was telling you guys how I wasn't I fucked up the flight and I'm not going to Ireland

Right cuz I was gonna have a gig in LA right turns out They go we're actually gonna go with someone else so I immediately was like I'm going to Ireland right It's kind of like a flight to L that LA. though. It takes like five and a half hours. That's not bad at all. And I was in one of those ones where you can lie down. First class, bitch. I mean, Zaddy, you can be up because I'm not allowed to do it on my own. Right. But he has all those like points from traveling, like, whatever. This is the pro of being with an older man. His MQ-ans. But in front of me was a full on infant, full like no. Like, fresh off the boat. Like, fresh out of the home.

No, I'm dead, okay. Like, still sticky. Yeah. The man behind me, like, probably 70 years old was blackout leaving drunk voicemails to anyone in his life. And I was like, honestly, we've all been there and I get it. How was he doing that on the plane? Well, it took like forever to leave because there was like some snow or something.

And he was just calling everyone in his phone and no one was picking up for a reason. Yeah. And, but he was telling someone how he used to be like a professional ping pong player and just going on these long rants and I'm like, yeah. Because Annex and pass out like the rest of us. I feel like people deal with flight anxiety

in a lot of different ways. My new flight anxiety is when I know I need to fall asleep, I can't. But when I'm not need to fall asleep. I can't. But when I'm not supposed to fall asleep, I will fall asleep anywhere. Like if you're like, Hannah don't take a nap right now, I'll be like, well now I need to.

But if you say, Hannah, you need to sleep or your sleep's gonna be off for the next week. Oh yeah. You can't force yourself to sleep. You're like, sleep, please, sleep. I'll fall asleep in the middle of the day and have like a huge meeting or project that I have to do.

And I'm like, but first let's nap. And then at 3 a.m. I'm like, what if I rearranged my whole apartment? Or at 3 a.m. you're like, what does it even feel like to be tired? How does one fall asleep? And then the second I wake up all day, I'm like fighting to not sleep. Yeah. I'm like, should I shower now and get like ahead for the morning? Like now go to sleep, you psycho. Dude, I'm so productive at 3 a.m.

Me too. I'm so creative, to be honest. So anyway, I don't fall asleep on the flight, really. I did watch a documentary about Woodstock 99, which is neither here nor there. Yeah. It's all they had, okay? And you know you're girl need a dope documentary.

And then I landed and I became who I am today. I have so many questions. I landed, I'm in Dublin. Dublin? I'm in Dublin right now. That's how it's- Have you drank a beer? Does made me drink a Guinness?

Yeah, how was that? And when I drank a Guinness, I sift two sips. And you're like, you're fucking embarrassing me, finish it. And I was like, I literally can't. Ew. It tasted actually much better than I thought, because I don't really like beer. But it tasted like, it's toasted barley,

if anyone was wondering. It tasted like Ireland. Yeah. It tasted like a four-and-a-f clover. I hate beer. Like, I don't think I've ever I don't think I've ever finished a full beer like even in college. I was like no Gross like I rather drink Svedka straight from the bottle then drink any beer that you have at this frapp party There's a thing called blood pudding. You know what blood pudding is?

I don't know if I want to. Turns out no one in Ireland knows what blood pudding is either. And they were like, I think there's like guts in it. What is that? Like, guts. You're like, talk English. Well, that's a thing. The first guy I met had the thickest double in accent.

And I was like, I've never not understood someone speaking in English before. Right. But Paige, I swear to God, we start driving the Irish countryside. Stunning. Is so green because it rains a lot, so it's like a rainforest. And it's an island. It's like where they filmed Game of Thrones, actually,

that might be Scotland, but it's like similar. Yeah. There's random-ass sheep, just chilling. And then some of them are graffiti, because that's how the farmers tell them apart like with a little like pink graffiti. So they look like these like punk rock. They're dyed sheep. You're like, oh my god, I love your band.

Please sign my t-shirt. They literally just have like stick stuck in their wool and they're just eating all day. And I'm like, honestly, I identify with a sheep. They just don't shower and snack all the time. So these sheep are fucking adorable. Then we go to this like a meditation center, please. It's like beautiful on this cliff. And that's where I met this cat.

Yeah. Let's talk about this. Let's talk. I mean, I want to. Yeah. I have to. Yeah. I have to say, when you posted the story about you and the random ass cat that you were just carrying on your shoulder, I was with Sierra.

And Sierra was like, oh my god, like, can I found a cat? And I was like, cool. And like, I saw it on my Instagram. And we had a conversation about it. And I was like, this. And like, I saw it on my Instagram. And we had a conversation about it. And I was like, this is how different we are as a friend group. You and Sierra would like run up to the straight cat, okay? You could not pay me.

You could not pay me any amount of money to pick up a cat in the middle of nowhere and walk around with it and hold it. What if it had Flea's Hannah? What if it bit you? What if... What you just described is my literal dream and I will take those chances to have a connection with a beautiful soul. Yeah, but like it's the world's cat. It's not... I thought it was my dead grandpa. Oh, okay. Well now you brought your dad grandpa into it and I can't

It was a grand but Jerry is that you so this cat by the way we have the most we have the most beautiful view of the ocean Yeah, like the Irish sea. I don't go on whatever It's the kind of thing that people travel miles for and And my back is facing it and I see this cat. And the cat I knew was cool, was fuck, because the cat, when it sees you, he started coming right towards us. And I was like, oh, this cat is down to clown. I think it's just like part of the community.

I think the cat is a monk. Okay. The monk cat. It's very peaceful there. So, Des is off doing his own thing and the cat I Decide to try to pick it up. I'm a little kooky and the cat goes Let's let's go a step further and let me go on your shoulders and then I'm like des Des because if you yell you might scare the cat I was like des and he's like this is a fucking meditation center

It's a silent retreat and I'm like des And he's like, this is a fucking meditation center. It's a silent retreat. And I'm like, dance! And he's like, whoa, oh my god. And we're penning the cat. It goes on, des is shoulders. It's purring. It's loving it. It's like, I want to be on top.

So then we finally put the cat down. He's like, leave the cat alone. We got to go. Des is like you. Yeah. But he's slowly getting comforted. He literally posted on Instagram with a caption saying, I'm not really a cat guy.

I'm like, really? He's like, yeah, people can mad about that stuff. Like, if I say they like cats, they get really mad. So you just have to preface it. Anyway, so this cat follows us. This cat, we like go into all these different trails and the cats just following us. Is the cat about to walk into this like screen?

Did you take the cat home? I wanted to so bad, but it's literally like belongs to the community, and that it would probably find me. But like I thought about it. Also, Butter would have had a heart attack. Yeah. Don't tell Butter about this. I would, I would never.

So this cat, I decided to put it on my shoulder again, and then I walked around with this cat on my shoulder the whole time. And it was amazing. It was great content. And I think about Roxy. That's, it's a he named Roxy, which we love. And I can't get this cat off my mind.

I love this cat. And I just don't like anything that sheds on me. I should. You should. Yeah, but it's me. Okay, this is my question. Yeah. Are you guys lighting me or are you actually gonna get a cat? Cause now I'm feeling a different energy from you. I would get a cat. I want to get a cat. No, I seriously do. I just don't want it to shed. No, seriously, do. I just don't want it to shed. Like anything that I have to vacuum up their hair and it's potentially on my black coats. I don't want to be involved in it. Well, you definitely get a black hat. Also, butter doesn't shed. Okay. Or she does and then I just like Don't do anything. Butter definitely does. I know Jasper fucking Sheds. Yeah, Jasper Sheds.

I tried to wear one of Sierra's coats one time and I was like, what is this? Like, I was like, how do you live like this? You got a short haired black hat in your Gucci. I guess. I guess. Anyway, okay, so you're in Ireland. What else have you done there?

How long are you there for? So I'm actually tomorrow going to France for the first time. Oh my god, you're gonna eat so much fucking bread. Oh, I've already been eating so much bread in Ireland. The butter is so fucking good. Carry gold, but I'm skiing for the first time. I've never been skiing. Oh, in France you're going skiing? Yeah, and Des is like a big skier. Like, he's done like avalanche skiing where they like take a helicopter

and like drop you on a random mountain and you just like, ski- no, like some crazy shit. That's terrifying. I've never even done a bunny slope. I didn't know Des was such good skier. He loves it. So what are you gonna do? I'm gonna be on the bunny slope.

And he's like, don't worry. I'll get you good real quick. And I'm like, look, I'm not trying to hurt myself. I know. Isn't that something crazy that like now you have to think about like, look, I'm just not trying to like deal with an injury. Yeah, and like we're getting old.

Like I just need to hard and my lower back has an ache. So we have you skewed before? Like, are you good at skiing? I'm not bad. I like, I had skeied one time in high school and I because like the guy I was dating loved snowboarding So I was like oh my god. Yeah, no, of course. I've definitely skied for sure And I hated it Why'd you hate it? I

It was going too fast like I wanted to stop and I wanted the ski patrol to come and get me and take me down the mountain And my boyfriend was like this is not a movie. There's no ski patrol Just like riding around on their like snowmobiles to pick you up and I was like wow I'm basically just like falling down a mountain. Yeah, I literally thought I saw sparks Coming from my skis because I was going so fast and they were rubbing against each other. And then in Aspen, I'd gone a couple of years ago and I got a legitimate ski lesson for like three hours. But the guy was so good and now I can go down

on a medium level trail. Skying is like rich people shit though. Such rich people shit. I had to get so many fucking accessories. I needed gloves. I needed like a neck warmer. I needed goggles. I needed a new ski jacket. The goggles are not cheap. Like even if you go to buy the cheapest ones, they're still like $200. It's fucking wild. And then I had, and then I needed ski pajamas, like, or the under stuff for John. I was like, holy fuck, like,

I'm probably just gonna do it once. It's gonna be like, can I go in the hot tub and slide? Yeah. You're like, okay, I'll go eat now. Thank you. Where's the French onion soup? Have you been to London before? I've been to London before.

It's chic, it's posh. Yeah. I love it. I feel like if they're, if I ever have like a midlife crisis and I'm like, I'm moving away, I would want to move to London. And then go on made in Chelsea. Absolutely. And then become friends with like the queen. So does is good friend and amazing comedian Joanne McNally has a podcast with a girl named Vogue Williams who is married to Spencer. Who the heck is Spencer? He was like the like brown haired guy in meet and With cat tag or again, Joey I'd never really watch

I was like really into maiden Chelsea back in the day really I Watched like one episode when they came to New York also. I was like guys. She would talk about normal people like great show Wait are oh my god. I forgot we were obsessed with that show. Yeah, Glurd, if you haven't watched normal people, watch it and then follow Connell's chain on Instagram. Oh my God, it's so good, it's on Hulu. We watched it in quarantine, we were obsessed with it. And that was before I met Daz.

I was like, Irish guys are hot. Yes, oh my God, what a foreshadow. I know, but also now I like get... So if anyone knows Des, he speaks in a thick, queen's accent with random words that don't make sense. He'll say bloody and he always goes frustrated. And I'm like, what is he talking about?

But here, they say certain things. They say, they say grand, that's grand. I kind of love that. Or there'd be like, happy days, happy days. I love that. I don't know where just like, happy days, happy days. I love that. I don't know, we're just like, happy days. Also, they say lads for anyone. Like, Dazs will be in traffic.

And it'd be like, come on lads, let's go lads. I'm like, lads. But it just means like, guys. Yeah. And it could be girls or anyone. I'm really glad you got to go. When do you come back? 20th or 21st.

So, yeah, I'm just, you know, I have a big perspective now on life. You're cultured. I have some questions for you. Okay. What do you think of people who put... Hey, don't they're bo- B- B- B- Honestly?

Tushay. What do you think of people who put their boyfriend or their girlfriend in their bio? Someone cheated. I think it's the equivalent to like putting your best friends initials in your away message like your profile, your AIM profile. It's like getting a best friend bracelet. Yeah, like if you're above the age of 15 and your boyfriend is in your bio or it says like wife too, and then it's like at James, like stop.

That's so awkward, because I was gonna get you a best friend bracelet for Christmas, no I'm just kidding. But I do think this goes back to what we talked about guys. Decentral relationships from your life that they're the main success point. I just think it's weird. They're doing some embarrassing when people have pet pages.

And it doesn't do well because, like, Loki, the pets ugly, but they can't see it. Yeah, it's like having an ugly child, I feel like. Yeah. But, like, some ugly dogs are so fucking cute, but then some dogs, they're just not Instagrammable, and it's not their fault. I have a crazy, it's not their fault. I have them, I have the craziest unpopular opinion.

What is it? I don't think French bulldogs are cute. I don't think any bulldog is cute. French American, any of them. Do you know that we've had this full talk on Gigglys Web before? How do you hate French bulldogs? I feel like I hid the face with a frying pan and there's a French Bulldog community that was pretty upset at us.

Okay, you wanna know what? I say to the French Bulldog community, I don't like a dog who can't like give birth naturally because they've been like made into a dog. Okay. Like Bulldogs have to have C sections. Wait, is this a legit legit because you're throwing some hot Words out here. I'm googling it right now

Okay, allegedly just to be safe. I tweeted that P Davidson is a French bulldog because there's definitely something wrong with him But he looks good with hot women. How do bulldogs? Have babies are you about to look at like a full bulldog birth? have babies are you about to look at like a full bulldog birth? Because bulldog puppies cannot fit through their mother's birth canal and must be delivered via Cicerian. Oh guys, to the French bulldog lovers and the bulldog community, I think they're cute in their ugly way actually met a very nice bulldog last night named Fred, but I do love when people give their dogs human

names. I think it's fucking hilarious when it's like a very cute we urnate this morning. Oh wow. But I do have to say we do like adoptions here. There's a ton of dogs in shelters that need homes. I don't know anyway, but you get where I'm going. I just I just the sounds that Bulldogs make, I just feel like are a lot. Oh yeah, when we were doing Giggly Squad Lives and we couldn't focus because that Bulldog was breathing too close to you.

Oh my god, my friend Justin's dog. Yeah, it was just, he was so loud. You know, and then I felt like he was judging me. I was like, you're the one breathing like Tony's soprano. Like, I get good messages from people who want advice, and I screenshot them, but then I also screenshot literally everything in my phone so I can ever find it. Why you're looking for that?

Let me tell the giggler's the cutest story ever of what Craig did for me this weekend. Because we are long distance, you know, obviously it's hard to go there every single week, but like we pretty much manage it. I don't think we've gone like a full two weeks without seeing each other. So it would have been like 10 days that we weren't seeing each other. So on Friday, like in the afternoon, he was like, you know what, I'm just gonna fly up to New York. Like, I'm just gonna book a flight right now and I'll leave Saturday night.

And I was like, oh my God, that's like a lot of travel for just like one day. And he was like, no, like I'm doing it. His flight was like 7 p.m. Okay, he calls me at like 6 p.m. and he was like, oh my God, bad news. Like, I actually can't go. I have to do this work thing. Like, I completely forgot about tonight. Like, and he was like, oh my god, bad news. Like I actually can't go. I have to do this work thing.

Like I completely forgot about tonight. Like and I was like, oh my god, don't worry about it. And he was like, no, like I need to see you. Like I really want to see you. I'm just going to come up Saturday morning. He flies to me Saturday morning. He gets in at 10 a.m. He has to be back in Charleston by Saturday night.

A storm is coming. So he had booked like a nighttime flight to fly back and he was like, I booked two flights to fly back because I don't know if they're gonna get canceled because of the storm. This man flew into New York for five hours just to hang out with me and then flew back.

Oh, is that not the cutest thing you've ever heard in your life? And I told my mom and my, do you want to know what my mom said? He's very adamant about seeing you this weekend. Are you sure he's not going to tell you something bad or like break up with you? Oh my God. I don't think what? In the actual fuck my dad looked at her and was like, I'm cold, anxiety at its finest. Yeah, I was like, oh my god, no. He just like really loves me and like missed me. But can you walk in and you're like,

I'm breaking up with you. I'm like, funny or here. I have things to say to you as well. No, is that not? And so like as I, as that day was happening, I couldn't even really process it, but I made a point to like, I was like, I have to tell the gigglers,

if he wants to, he will. I literally is about to say this is a story of if he wants to, he will. No, so like if you are dealing with some dumb ass, motherfucking finance bro, right now, New York City who says, I just, I can't see you tonight. I'm like, I have so much work to do.

This man flew at 10 a.m. in the morning, and then again at like 3 p.m. in the afternoon, just to like, make out with me a couple times. And my make out, she needs, dicked out. Um. I mean, I told him about my full sex dream. Okay, this is a great segue to a giggler who DMed me for some advice. My ex and I broke up about a month ago. He broke up with me because long distance was too much. However, he's clearly

still in love with me. He'll send me drunk texts, saying stuff like, I don't know how I'm just supposed not to love you. I'm like, bro, you broke up with me. Anyway, I don't want to get back together, but he wants to be friends with benefits over Christmas break. I'm just supposed not to love you. I'm like, bro, you broke up with me. Anyway, I don't want to get back together, but he wants to be friends with benefits over Christmas break. I'm fine because I know for sure I don't want to get back together, but will this make things more complicated? By the way, we're both 24 since you always ask. Ask.

Thanks, and I love you both. I think, look, there's advice I give, and then there's what I'd actually do. You know? Because he's probably comfortable and he's around. Yeah, and it's gonna be good, and it's gonna be fun. As long as you don't get so upset afterward, I would say do it, who cares.

But if it's gonna really fuck with your mental state. But also I feel like she might be lying to us a little. I mean this in the nicest way, but like if a dude broke up with me, if he's horrible, if he shows any non-interest, I'm obsessed with him. Correct. So I feel like even though you're like,

I don't care and I totally get that. Part of you wants to be like, but you still want me. But to be honest, if you want to play that game, don't let them have your pussy. Yeah, I agree. And then you win. I'd also love to know they're the distance they're doing. Because I feel like West Coast East Coast,

I feel like that's so fucking hard. I don't know how people will do it, but I feel like same coast is a little bit more manageable. You're right, especially time-wise in terms of being on the phone and shit, like when Des was in Ireland, it was a five-hour time difference, and I was just always asleep when he was asleep. You were the epitome of like, data-sleepy girl. Exactly.

Why? Des didn't care that you didn't answer the phone, because you weren't out doing anything you were asleep. Early on the relationship, he'd'd like want to call the police he's like are you dead are you okay and now he's my mom and does are like she's sleeping. Oh my god I got the funniest gig their message too. Okay how do you get your ex to stop loving you. You shouldn't the sitting girl you shouldn't even know how your ex feels about you, because

he needs to be out of your life. Oh my God, I feel like I could write a whole book. I feel like your ex still loving you is good for your universe, like the atmosphere. It's good to have people that love you. No, no, yeah. But also don't be like teasing him and stuff like let him know it's over Pays do you have any advice for long distance relationships and Yeah, yeah, everyone is loving the long distance relationship. Do you have any tips?

Well, I feel like both lot of the gigglers are college age and I feel like some of them are doing long distance with their boyfriends Like in different colleges I feel like the number one thing that's worked for Craig and I, and we are very different in terms of like, we don't have a nine to five, so our days are pretty flexible of like, okay, well, I can't come this weekend, but I can come Wednesday to Friday, something like that. I think the number one thing that's worked for us the most

is we set a certain amount of time of like, okay, we'll never go without seeing each other past. I feel like we said two weeks, but really, we've made it a week. Like, we don't go a whole week without seeing each other. So, I feel like if you have a time and you set it to that, like, okay, we will debt. Like if you live far away from each other, like, okay, we won't ever go longer than a month without seeing each other and you stick to that, I feel like it's more manageable. Because it's more organized.

Yeah, I think having rules and structures so good because in the moment, it's hard to like decipher things, but when I did long distance in college, we spoke every single night on the phone. Yeah. That's just what we did before you go to sleep. You talk on the phone. Yeah. It wasn't like, can you speak tonight? It was just like a set time that we're gonna do. So it's like make sure you have some normal seat to it. So you won't go too long without having that intimacy that's like not just text messages. Right. Like you can't just live off a text messages. Or you start falling in love with like a false persona of who the person is, I feel like, you know.

Yeah, absolutely. I, like, even if I know Craig is busy, like all day, like today, I know that he's busy all day and like not going to be on his phone, I still text him as if he's going to respond. Like, okay, just like, I just showered and like, wow, what do you think about like corn muffins? You know, like every thought I have, I sent.

I love that noise. Because I wanted to be like a nair. When Des is in Ireland and he'd be asleep, I would be like out and I would be like, oh, I just talked to this person about you and this happened and I was like, I don't remember that shit. Right.

You have to feel like the communication is so open and you can just be your full self with them at all times. Absolutely. Let's be honest, the reason you like each other is not because of the convenience of vicinity, it's because of your actual connection. Right. So this is an interesting question.

Should both people be making the same income? No. I think I feel like as women we are like programmed to look for someone who makes the same amount or more. I think if there's like a huge discrepancy, it's how secure that person is with like how much they make. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like if I dated someone who made like significantly less than me, I wouldn't want to feel taken advantage up. Like you don't want to feel taken advantage of, but you should never feel bad about yourself if you make less.

You're probably in different industries. I care more about people like knowing what they want to do for a living like as long as you see their path. Yeah. Like where they want to be. Or like it's to me, the most unattractive thing is when they don't really have motivation to do anything and they don't even know what they want to do. Because I'm like, okay, then there's nothing to hope for.

Because I'm like always thinking about like, what I want to try to do. So it's more about finding someone who matches your perspective on work almost. Because if one person's like obsessed with work and then one person isn't. Sometimes it's like you're missing each other. Like, yeah, it's great to be with a really wealthy man, but if he's like never going to be around for the kids because he's always always working, that's super annoying. I will say though, it is nice when you're at like you don't have to make the same amount but you're in the same range.

It does make shit just way easier because it doesn't feel like, oh wow, he's always paying for this or oh wow, she's always like booking the plane tickets. Like it's easier to go tip for tat. Like a perfect example is like when Craig is in New York and we're ordering food, I typically will like go on my Uber eats

and be like, okay, put in whatever you want. But when we're in Charleston, he'll be like, okay, I'm ordering from here, what do you want? So it's kind of like, we can do that. You never want to feel indebted to anyone? I also think as women make as much money as you can because it's fun to fuck poor guys. Poor guys fuck like they need a place to stay

and it is like next level. You don't wanna be just like fucking rich dudes just to go on a trip. Like, oh my God, now. Live your life, fuck whoever you wanna fuck and then honestly you want someone with a similar motivation to you, I think. I will say I was 24 years old

and this was like one of a very big turning point in my 20s. I was dating my old and this was like one of a very big turning point in my 20s. I was dating my a boyfriend at the time and we had flown out to California to like visit one of his friends, whatever. We were flying back to New York and he wanted to switch our plane tickets to like the red eye or whatever. And I said, I would love to keep our plane tickets with the time that it's at right now, so we get back to New York a little bit earlier, rather than like super early in the morning. He looked at me and said,

when you buy the plane tickets, you can make the decisions. Whew, that moment was one of the most pivotal moments. I'm not kidding, of my life. That moment was one of the most pivotal moments. I'm not kidding, of my life. And I never said anything back to him about it, but I think about that all the fucking time. And from that day on, I bought my own plane ticket, anywhere I've ever gone.

I love that so much, because also you hear stories of women who are afraid to leave a situation because like financially They won't be able to like find a place to stay always trust that you will figure it out Yeah, I never stay in an abusive relationship just because of that But there's a freedom to be like if I wanted to leave Ireland right now like right now Yeah, yes, and even when he's buying ship for you. Yeah. It's nice to know it's not because like he needs to. It's because he wants to. Right. Like if Kreg and I are like flying to Delaware or

something, he's like booking the plane tickets because it's like easier. He's like I'm on the app, like I'm just doing it. It's not because he's trying to like keep me or like hey we have this trip coming up. It's like I don't know. It just like doesn't even It's not even a thing. I also feel like I fucking love buying stuff for dies but like Like I Like to spoil him. I like to do stuff for him But it's funny because he's so like masculine and he's like no, no, no, I want to do it But I like get off on being like it's like a little power thing. No, I fucking love that.

Okay, so Craig and I, we're not like huge gift people. We're more like, oh my God, I saw this and I saw it of you immediately, so I just bought it. So like, we are always randomly giving each other like stupid shit. That's so cute. So like, and it's not like expensive things. Like sometimes it's expensive,

but other times it's like, hey, like I got you this pack of gum because like this your favorite flip. You know like stupid shit. I was so excited for his Christmas present that I was like, hey, can I tell you what the Christmas present is? Like, and because I'm so bad, I get so excited and he's like, yeah, I mean we're adults. It's not like we have to wait till Christmas morning. Like we can just say it.

Nari. I think I got him the best gift I've ever gotten anyone ever. Do you want to know what it is? Yeah. I adopted him a penguin that lives in Africa In Africa and I like the ones with the hair like the funny hair. Yep. I adopted him a penguin egg Which will hatch in 38 days? He gets to name it. He gets picturescent of the penguin growing up. This

penguin sanctuary raises the penguin for two years and then sends it out into the wild. And the name of this penguin is Pimento Cheese Conover. Did you name it? Sure did. Pemento. Wait, why do I feel like Sheena did this with a boyfriend on Vannarpombe. A penguin? She got a star. I think she got a star for like Adam or something.

Got it. This is amazing. I don't want to like, if you guys ever broke up, if he just kept getting photos of this penguin and I thought about it Someone's like what is and he's like I can't know about it a lot I can't explain it, but I can't not help this No, seriously if you had another girlfriend in like a year and a half he'd still be getting Pimento cheese emails being like hey remember my fucking mom

You're single dad now yeah, I literally Hey, remember my fucking mom? Where is she? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I was scouring the internet because there's so many places that you can like In quotations adopt a wild animal, but it's really more you're just donating to the organization and they send you like a stuffed animal I wanted like a thing where we got updates and like you saw the actual animal and So I found this like we're all posted once Christmas comes out like post all the stuff about it and like when we got our first picture But like how fucking cute I Can't wait for the Netflix documentary to come out about the scam that is getting people to buy a penguin and then just a guy sending pictures off the internet to people in YouTube. Oh one penguin. Yeah He just Googles penguin hatching and sexing exactly what's fucking happening. I don't even care. It was worth the fucking $300 because it's adorable.

$300, wow. That guy in Utah is fucking smart. Yeah. Question. Have you watched Sex and the City? No, but Des told me the spoiler. And apparently everyone's mad that the spoiler's going around. You know what, actually I'm not gonna spoil it.

Can you watch it so that we can fully deep dive and talk about it next week? Because I have so many thoughts. I do know that Peloton's stock dropped, which makes me laugh. I know, is that crazy? It's kind of hilarious. Also, the other me laugh. I know, is that crazy? It's kinda hilarious. Also, the other show that I literally finished,

Sex Life of College Girls, you have to watch it. It's not corny, it's not it. I heard. No, not at all, it's hilarious. It's so funny, it's so real. I actually, it's Mindy Kaling's show, and I don't know if it's oh cool based on like her Life in college and like her friends because there is a girl that's like this Indian girl and her family wants her to be a doctor

And she really wants to be a comedy writer, so she like tries to join this like comedy club Like this like writing thing like this writing thing. It's so funny, it's so good, you would love that. Okay, I'll trust you on that. Okay. Anything else you're watching? I also have been watching Yellowstone, I'm all caught up. I watched literally four seasons of a TV show in like one week. Which is called productivity.

Yeah, my ability to like get through an entire series is wild. I wish I could push through a workout the same way I push through. Netflix. Oh my god. I would literally be a fitness competition like host. I would be so fit. I would be so fit. You'd be in CrossFit. Did you see the Tiger King just dropped the Doc Antel's story? No. Who even is that again? Tiger King, there was this guy Doc Antel and they showed a couple girls who were basically like,

yeah, he made me his sex slave. Oh yes, yes, yes. And they never covered it. They just quickly mentioned it and I was like, that sounds kind of integral. They just came out with like duck animal story. I mean, and the music was like, yeah, so that's happening. Did you watch it yet? No, no.

So we're setting people up. We have to watch these three shows. Let's watch all of this stuff and get back next week and do full spoilers. Hell yeah. Gigglers. Seattle San Francisco. I think there's still a couple tickets left.

We'll put those links up. And we have, we just dropped the Pete Davidson merch. We're just crushed. So a fucking love it. And also our LAD tickets will go on sale very soon for that. So exciting. We love you so much, guys. Thank you for giggling with us.

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