Giggly Squad - Giggling about artful nudes, silent retreats, and dick snapping

Episode Date: September 8, 2021

Hannah sends Paige a nude and they talk about their biggest fears. It was scary. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's up, Giggle My Stars? Ooh, today. Yeah, I could literally fart into the microphone and be like, oh yeah, that was good. That was a good one. And that's called hyping your friends up. We have a fucking episode today, so I'm for dropping the F-bombs so early. I'm going to be a little bit more excited about this. I'm going to be a little bit more excited about this.

I'm going to be a little bit more excited about this. I'm going to be a little bit more excited about this. I could literally fart into the microphone. You'd be like, oh yeah, that was good. That was a good one. And that's called hyping your friends up. We have a fucking episode today. Sorry for dropping the f-bombs so early, but I'm feeling it. I am too. I love looking at our shared note of like things that we both write. And when you, when I write something and you write ha ha ha after, it just gets me going. It gets me going. Also, there's no organization to any events random thoughts and that's how life is Yeah, we're just leaves blowing in the wind. It's our shared note is a stream of consciousness It's the Bible of giggling

First note. Yeah Artful news. I have a lot of I have a lot of. First, I want to know why is this on the notes? What prompted you? Desmond is in Ireland, and I need to remind him. Wow, I forget his name is Desmond, which I love that name. I dated a Desmond one time. Really? Yeah, he was Irish.

Oh, I love that for you. Yeah, if I was like a freshman in college, I think. I don't think Des looks like a Desmond one time. Really? Yeah, he was Irish. Oh, I love that for you. Yeah, if I was like a freshman in college, I think. I don't think Des looks like a Desmond. He looks like Orion or like an Aden or like a... Yeah. No, I think he's very much a Des. Okay, yeah. But it's annoying where you go.

Everyone thinks it's like Des or Des. It's a little annoying. I don't want to do that to my kid I want to be a simple name That's what parents don't think about the name their kids these like fancy cool names that no one could fucking spell her pronounce Then they lost their life is them just repeating their names to people. Do you like your name? No really I don't like if you when you were a young girl did did you go through that phase where you're like mom I'm changing my name when I was in college. I did you, when you were younger, did you, did you go through that phase where you're like, mom, I'm changing my name.

When I was in college, I did that. What did you, right? I kind of remember this. What did you want to change it to? Because no one in the Midwest could pronounce Hannah. They're all were like, Hannah? And I was like, Hannah, and they were like, Hannah? And this would happen every Starbucks, every place I would go, where I had to say my name.

It's not that like of a crazy name. They go, you mean Hannah, Hannah? Hannah. Let's get hammered. I had, one of my best friends in high school, her name is Megan. Okay, very normal name, Megan. And my dad would always say Megan.

And it used to drive me nuts. Okay, well that's a dead thing where they have to mispronounce everything. Yeah, it was like Megan's coming over. And the current name is Megan. My dad would make up nicknames for my friends. He thought it was funny and I was like, because you don't know their name stat and you've known them for 10 years. So, oh my God, mine did, my dad did till. Like my friend Stephanie, she's blonde and he'd just call her blonde day. And I'm like, her name is Stephanie and she's had dinner here 5,000 times.

So, yeah, I wish my parents called me Lucy, my first name. I wanna name my daughter Lucy, but then then Des said we can't because his friend in Ireland's daughter's Lucy and I'm like, is that how that stuff works? Okay, those two, I don't know them. I don't know them. I'm never meet. Exactly. It's like if I lived my life not doing things because someone did it once.

No, you've always wanted to name your daughter, Lucy, you have to do it. How are we talking about getting my daughter and artful needs in the same sentence? How did we get here? OK, so why was artful needs on the list? OK, so does this an Ireland? This is the longest we've gone without seeing each other since the pandemic, since we met.

OK. We've been on top of each other. And I was like, you know, like you look in the mirror sometimes and you're like okay, you look like a mole rat But sometimes you look in the mirror and you're like yeah, absolutely, but with nudes I Like I have a creative side to me, you know, okay? Interesting. I wasn't expecting that. I want to send you this nude. Yeah, do understand. Okay. I'm gonna I wasn't expecting that. Look, I actually want to send you this nude. Yeah, do it.

So you don't understand. Okay, I'm going to sex you. I'm just having sex to you right now. I'm like really proud of it. It's epic. Oh my god, this is so funny. This is only fans. This is only giggles.

Only giggles should fit our Patreon name, whatever. Okay. Also a question, when you take nudes and you send them to a guy, do you quickly delete them? It depends. Yes, usually because I feel like I hand my phone to people all the time and are like, oh, look at this picture or something and I'm just like, I don't need you seeing my whole ass. I just triple check that I sent it to you and not someone else.

Okay, it's currently sending. I'm so excited, I can't wait. So what I did is we have this big mirror and I wanted, it's like slowly going. I wanted to take it in a mirror. But then I realized that like, there was also a shadow of me in the wall next to it I would say and I was like wait in the shadow you could like kind of see my nipple

Mary you could sign it kind of see my butt and then I literally did a full-on artistic creative shoot Did he appreciate it to the extent he should have no? Right right Okay, just got your noon. Oh my god. Oh my god Hannah This should be framed and put in the Guggenheim. What do you really think? It's so artsy and so cool Do you want to know something? I was seeing girls on Instagram doing this whole shadow thing and then and I was like, oh my god, I want to do that so bad. First of all, your ass looks so good.

Oh my god. Wait, this is amazing. There's no nipple in it. There's no like, you don't see any crevices. What is the word? You don't see any labia. You just see the curvature of the butt and a shadow of the word? You don't see any labia. You just see the curvature of the butt and a shadow of the neck. You have a great ass. You really do.

Oh my god. Thank you. It's it's solved like most of my problems. But also some days like your ass, it's been one talk about it. You've bad at ass days where your ass triggers to wake up sometimes. But that's totally no you're talking about. I might make this the picture for when you call me. times, but that's what I totally know you're talking about. I might make this the picture for when you call me. Also, real friendship is sending each other your nudes. I have, I've sent a, one time I sent a nude to a guy that was not me.

Like I texted one of my girlfriends and I was like yo, can you send me Like a like one of your ass shots that like could possibly be me and she was like sure and she's ended to me and then I Sweet you nude fish the guy. Yes You nude fish him. You like would never be able to know. I think guys do that shit with Dix all the time. I think guys will Google Dix photo and send it. Here's the thing with getting dick pics. I haven't gotten one in a while. I think guys send videos a lot more.

I get a lot more videos than I have gotten. One time, I would get uns more videos than I have gotten. One time, like, I would get unsolisted ones. One time. I got it. I got it. I got a full jerking off video from a guy that I was not talking to. Like, we were not talking, we were not sexting.

This was just like a random thing. He was literally jerking off in the video. And I was like, is that coconut oil? Because what are you saying? And he was like, actually it was. I think you were known to say. Swipe up. Yeah. And this was way before that coconut oil video.

Yeah. Which years ago, this is like almost six years ago. I got a random bit. I was just like, for you dude. Wow. Do you ever put your face in it? My god, okay, here's the thing that I feel about sending pics and videos. I used to be very against it like you Would not catch me sending a picture ever forever. Let me preface this with first. I feel like I am very conservative in certain sexual conversations. And then there are certain sexual things that I'm like pop off girl. So like in terms of a tasteful nude, like will you ever catch me doing like a nude

photo shoot? Probably not. It just doesn't sound like something I'd ever want to do. So, girls, they feel really empowered or sexual from something, like sexuality. I feel like I'd be awkward. I just feel like I would be weird. I would just feel like, what do I do with my legs? I don't know. But I can't do a swipe up in this.

Yeah, I'm just like, what happens? No, outfit dudes? Yeah. I think babies, because I love this. Yeah, I'm just like, what happened here? No outfit dudes? Yeah, I think babies, because I love clothes so much, you're like, it's just me, like, who wants to see that? Your kids are sending guys your outfits, and they're like, this isn't. You're like, but this gives me orgasms.

They're like, we don't, this is weird. If my boyfriend or fiance or husband or whatever wanted like a full calendar of me and just like sluttydy pictures like once a month Fuck yeah, we do it. Yeah, bet your bottom dollar. Well, there's something about knowing that this specific guy who you like wants it Also long distance If you're doing long distance you got you have. I think that if you guys can both become both satisfied each other over FaceTime,

you're built to last. Ah! Built to last. Well, what the hot take? It is a hot take because there have been multiple times where I maybe have been sexting someone whatever and they're like, yeah, do you like this? And I'm like, bro, if you only knew the chips,

I'm eating on my couch right now, like no. But I've also like FaceTime with people and then like, like I have to really like you. I have to really like you to give you like a FaceTime like that. You're so right. And also further fucking more is if you can do that on FaceTime and then also then like make each other laugh and just talk until you fall asleep.

Yes, the best part about a sexual facetime is the 30 seconds after that your butt, like, well that was weird. I'm sweaty. That's my favorite part is like wow, we're a couple of freaks. I think I talked about this on Call Her Daddy. And I'm gonna say this because you guys know I'm a prude little bitch, but one thing that's really good for FaceTime,

because it could be kind of awkward. You're like, where do I put the FaceTime sex? Like, where do I put the phone? Where do you put the phone? Because if you lean it up against like a pillow or something, they can't hear. It's a whole thing. Oh my God, it's a whole thing.

It's so right. Or like, you don't like the angle and you're thing. Oh my God, it's a whole thing. It's so right. Or like you don't like the angle and you're distracted. Yeah, and you're like, oh my God. You're being facelugs. Yeah. OK, this is always going to look hot. I don't care if you have like, if you love your ass, if you don't like, love your ass, your ass is always

going to look amazing. You put the phone, you shut the toilet, put the phone facing up shut the toilet, put the phone facing up on the toilet. And then literally just go above it. Wow. Okay. And you could show your boob, but there's something. Also, it's fucking powerful.

It is powerful. It's like you're about to sit on his face. Do you send, okay, here's a question. Do you so not a conversation for a public podcast and we're like, let's get deeper. Do you send a picture, just like send it? Like I'm just gonna send this risky text or like this risky picture, or is it him being like,

babe, send me a pic? He's never asked me for a pick. Okay, interesting It's something like I knew he was into me and I felt like I was like giving him a gift Yeah, cuz sometimes it's hot when guys are like I want to see a pick of you But if you're not that into them, they're like send me a pick. You're like that's how you know if you like someone If they say send me a pick and you're like, that's how you know if you like someone. If they say send me a pick and you're like, go fuck yourself. Yeah, that's so true.

Where you're like running to the bathroom. Ha ha ha. I've sprinted. Oh my god, hold on. I had a boyfriend one time where like, we hadn't seen each other, whatever. And I sent an unsolicited pick. I wasn't naked or anything.

I just looked really, like my ass just looked really good. Yeah. I think maybe I had a bathing suit on or something. I don't know, whatever. And the response back was like sick or like awesome and I was just like, I can't. And then recently I sent a pick to a boy that I really like. And in that moment, I realized, damn,

I really like him because the response was like, I had just given him a million dollars. He was like, you don't understand. I fucking love that, like it was just. Yes, yeah. Yes, also, not that we have male listeners, maybe a couple, but do you have any advice for like guys to take a hot pick back?

Because there's nothing worse than you putting together a beautiful artsy, tasteful nude. And then he comes back with some like, or some of these guys tried to be sexy, and it looks stupid. I think it all depends on if the girl really likes you or not. If I really like you, you could send me the doucheyest picture ever. Like you could send me the mirror pig of you

with the jeans. I'd be like, oh my god, I love him. But like, it just doesn't, it's a double standard with girls and guys sending pics. Like there's no cool way for a guy to send a pic. I do think videos are better though. Yeah. Because like the dick is not aesthetically pleasing,

like seeing your turkey gizzard balls is not gonna like, right. It's so, it's so crazy how our bodies are just so much prettier. It's been there. It's like, like you bodies are just so much prettier than theirs. Like, you want to look at a girl's body. Like, I don't really, like, looking at a guy's body just doesn't do anything for me. In Roman times, when they would make sculptures, the woman body was so beautiful and then they'd make the guy's body and it's his little peepee and you'd be like, yeah. I also like, I have this in the notes too. Like, guys with six packs, I don't give a shit.

I actually prefer if you don't because if you have a six pack, I'm only going to put pressure on myself. Okay, can you please read what the note actually is that made me laugh so hard. Guys with six packs cheat. They do. They do. Bitting straight facts. Straight facts. If you're not a professional athlete and you have a six pack, what's your problem, bro?

Who are you? I think you don't need it. What are you trying to prove? Like those guys who are not professional athletes, who were like counting their macros and their microbes, like what are you running from? Right, like you're 35, let it go, let it go. I feel like everyone's gone through a time where they dated, they like guy who's all jacked and shit.

They care about protein more than you. Yeah, I just, I could never, I have had multiple had multiple boyfriends are like I gotta go to the gym today Like I gotta go to the gym like and I'm like we have dinner reservations. The fuck are you talking about like oh guys have bad gym Exiting sometimes like if they go don't go to the gym that day. They're just monsters. Yeah, I'm like you need a Lexa pro Like I don't know what's wrong with you Just one likes a pro Like chill out Like no, and I'm not saying like I love a guy who's like healthy and like

does this thing but I Wanted to be on the same way I am like all go for go to the gym every day for a week And then I'll take two months off you know like, I needed to be like that kind of relationship. We're like, I know I can sit on the couch with you and stuff my face with popcorn, but also like judging. No judging. No.

I love when you were texting me like, oh, I feel so unhealthy, but like not enough to go to the gym. Right, like I'm not gonna do anything about it. It's both for guys and girls, though like I know when I've gotten like two obsessive working out, like I'm trying to solve a different problem, but I'm like, oh, but if I'm perfect in the gym and my body's perfect, then like everything else would be perfect when realistically, it's like running a marathon.

That's just not healthy. That should, what, no one wants to hear about your marathon that you ran, but the only reason you ran is to tell people about it. But it's like making everyone miserable around you. And then it's actually horrible for your body. As I get older, I look at fitness and health so differently. I used to only go to the gym because I wanted to look good naked. I didn't give a fuck if I was healthy or not.

I just wanted my ass to be tight and my stomach to be flat. Now I care a lot more about I get stressed out if I don't drink my probiotic drink in the morning. Then I do if I do five squats. You'll be blocked out. Right. And I think it also really depends on the person that you're with.

I have had boyfriends and been having sex with them and they don't say anything about my body and I'm just like, how dare you? And then I've had boyfriends that are like, I am obsessed with just like your body. And that just makes such a difference. And also if they judge their own body, they'll like be judgy with your body and that's their own shit, they're projecting on you. I have realized that like guys need compliments just as much as we do. They do.

They really do, they're just sensitive babies. Going further because we're here. I've been recently working on this joke about how like I want more realistic sex in movies, like not like sex life, bullshit of girls like coming in a second and guys like Not even like guiding the dick in and just like thrusting in the dick like finds it perfect Right breaking everything ripping clothes like that's not sustainable. I have never broken one thing never Never I mean like full on lamps people are breaking Never, never. I mean, like full on lamps people are breaking. Like it's expensive. Especially from C2.

I had a guy rip my shirt one time and let me tell you I raised hell. I was like, how dare you? How dare you? Like that ends the mood. If someone broke something I would be like, okay that's too far. Why are you being so fucking dramatic? I was like, now I have to sew these buttons on later. And it's all gonna be thinking about during this. Like, you know how be thinking about doing this. Like, you know how I feel about my clothes.

You did the sunbarp. You're like, you know I'm wearing fast fashion. I easily ripped. I was livid. I was like, I want more realistic sex in movies. Like a girl riding a guy and she like kind of loses her rhythm. And the dick falls out and she almost snaps it. Like, that's the drama that I want.

And I started doing this joke. Paige, the reaction's been insane to the point that I'm like, how many dicks are being snapped? Yeah. And no one's talking about it. A lot. Like men do not suffer in silence. No.

No one talks about it, Paige. And it's in accident. You just lose your rhythm and then it bends and you're like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. And they always are like, oh wow. But is it that, do they say, oh, because they're scared that you're going to snap, like, actually snap it in half? And like, it actually hurts. And it actually, it actually, it actually, it actually, it hurts.

It hurts. Yeah. I think you could break it. Well, can you, is it up? That would be so epic. That would be so epic. That would be so epic. Wait It's obviously like not a bone. What is a dick made of? I Don't know um cartilage like your nose. Yeah, I know No, I don't think it's cartilage. I don't know when it's limp. It's like it's like a shame. Oh

It reminds me of one of those like C things at the bottom of the sea. It's like an art of arc's nose. Art of arc? You mean like an art of arc? Whatever, it's like an octopus. It's like a cat's tail, both out the bone. Yeah, anyway. We're gonna have weird thoughts next time we have sex.

I do think, I do think snapping dicks is normal, is what I'm trying to say. Yeah, normalize that. But imagine if you were like, oh my god, I snapped a guy's dick last night. Like that's kind of like cool. Oh, dick snapper page. What was the next thing on our list? Do we want to get into Kanye now? Let's wait for a little while because I have a lot of thoughts. Let's wait until we get into our pop culture stuff.

I've been thinking about Channing Tatum all week. Because you were like... Is he growing on you? No. I really thought you were gonna be like, I'm in love. No, if anything, it's the opposite. Wait, why? I actually think he looks like John Cena.

No. This is what, like what I said last week, everyone sees each other through a lens and your lens is like putting him in a weird place. I, did you see the movie when he does the grind, did you see magic, like? Yeah, I'm going gonna tell you something else. Male strippers or guys that's, I don't ever wanna get a lap dance from a guy. Like I just don't. I was just gonna say I like his personality.

I'm sure he has a lovely personality. It's more just like, if he wasn't chanting Tatum and I just saw him walking down the street, I would be like, yeah I just saw, if he wasn't chanting Tatum and I just saw him walking down the street, I would be like, yeah, he's cute, but I wouldn't be like, oh my God, look, my type is brown hair, brown eyes, two noticeable red flags, and that's it.

Okay, chanting Tatum or Pete Davidson, who would you have sex with? Channing Tatum. Okay, that's all I need to know. Like, so you're just saying like he's not like your top top, but you're not saying he's ugly. Yeah, no, he's not my top top, but he's, yeah, yeah. Also, what is nine perfect strangers? That's something you watched. Oh my gosh. Okay, did you ever watch White Lotus? No, because like, enough people were like, I'm not that into it. Yeah, I was not into it. Okay, did you ever watch White Lotus? No, cause like, enough people were like,

I'm not that into it. Yeah, I was not into it. Okay, so it's basically like that. No, it's not like that, but it's like, nine characters that go to this wellness retreat. And- Oh, I need to watch this. Okay, a member I told you was about Nexium, it's not. But it's like Nicole Kidman. Nicole Kidman is basically like the shaman

of the Wellness Retreat. I'm obsessed. And everyone has their own like inner demon or like their own story basically. And then each episode is like, you get to know each character a little bit more, a little wider fucked up. And it is, it's very therapeutic,

even just watching it, because it's like, oh wow, everyone holds something in and then naturally it just comes out if you're in this like therapy setting. It's so good, it's on Hulu. I think there's like five episodes so far. Watch it, you would like it. So I was watching seduced, which is the Nexium documentary, about, because the first one, the vow, is about this mother trying to save her daughter from the Nexium cult. This one seduced is the daughter who got out of the cult,

speaking from her perspective. The mom introduced the cult to her, not knowing it was a cult. Like she was like, we should go to this like executive learning program where it helps you overcome stuff. It gets people who are in a vulnerable situation who want answers to the meaning of life and though there's no answers, they find a community.

And next thing you know, you're stuck in dick. The only wellness retreat I think I'd ever go on is one that like went with Paltrow's throwing. You know, like, I'm not gonna lie. After summer house, I straight up was like, I was looking for like, spas, like relaxation spas. Yeah. I'm not gonna lie at one point, I was like,

do I need a silent retreat? Do you know who has been, who has been begging me to go to a 10 day silent retreat? Who? Dominique. She wants to go to one so bad. I mean, I think she can handle it. I feel like you could if they let you have your phone. Right.

I heard, I heard that the easiest part is being silent. Like after two days you don't even realize that you haven't spoken, and like, but you eat every meal in silence with other people. Like I just don't, I would laugh. I wonder how it changes you well as bud say, I couldn't do it with you,

because we would get the giggles. No way, I couldn't. Any situation when we have to be quiet, I can't do it with you. We're doing it. we would get the giggles. No way, I could never. Any situation when we have to be quiet, I can't do it with you. We would get kicked out so quickly. Well, I really want to watch nine perfect strangers, because I'm really on this anti-wellness kick, where I think the wellness industry is just exploiting us.

It's diet culture now, rebranded into being like, wellness, and it like shut up. Remember an A-Sidron chlorophyll? I asked the giglers, this is great. We have our, the gigley squad is its own wellness retreat. Because I asked giglers what their biggest fears are. Because A, I think it's therapeutic to say what your biggest fears are. Out loud and then you're like, that's kind of weird and then you move on.

But also just to see that everyone is scared. And also to remember, to not let your fear control you. And to not make decisions off of fear. Okay, first one, squirrels. That is a very interesting one. What about them? Are they like that it's going to attack you? I know. I mean, there are squirrels with rabies,

but I still feel like you could take the squirrel. Like if a squirrel and I one head to head. Yeah, I think the shit out of it. Yeah, I was just gonna say, I'll pump that motherfucker. Like I, I'm fine with squirrels. But also, squirrels get so much more love as opposed to rats just because they have fluffy tails

And I feel like that's just another example of like pretty privilege, you know? Just because they have a blowout on their tail. Oh my god, there's like a whole underground rat convention. It's like where beautiful too Pink tails are cute too Someone goes being married to someone who doesn't like podcasts. We don't have to listen to it with them I actually advise against it Especially your family like if this children listening um someone said There's been a okay, this is interesting. There's been a lot of dying alone fears.

Wow, dying alone, like, question though, dying alone, like you have no significant relationships or you're like in your bed and you're like happen to be by yourself that day and you just die. I think they mean like dying alone like being single and it made me feel weird because maybe it's because I'm in a relationship right now but that sounds kind of peaceful. Like maybe because I have it I'm not like oh I want but like, what am I trying to do when I'm 85? I had my psychic reading last night.

Oh, my God! Okay, let's finish this and then I'll get into it. Okay, let's finish this. Yeah. Pushing a child out of my body. I'm scared of that, but it's not like one of my biggest fears. Like, I'm scared in terms of like, damn, that's going to hurt so bad, but I'm not too scared that I'm not gonna do it. Well, it's funny, because you're like, how bad could I hurt

if literally so many women do it? And like, I know some friends who have pretty low-paint tolerance, you know? Yeah. Like, me with the epidural immediately, upon arrival. Girls that are like, I wanna take it, do it natural, grow up.

Literally grow up. When you have a sore throat, or like strep throat, you're not like, I want to take it, do it natural, grow up. Literally grow up. When you have a sore throat, or like strep throat, you're not like, I'm gonna get over this naturally. Like, no, shut up and take the medicine. It's not the 8, 1700s. Okay, someone said, their biggest fear is genders. That's so mean. Someone said taking a nap and my manager is calling me on Zoom.

I got that. Yeah. Convicted of a crime I didn't commit. That's... Oh my god, I identify with that one. I'm always scared about getting in trouble for something I didn't do. Mm-hmm. Or like being framed. Or like being framed.

Yeah, being framed. My mom is very against 23 in me because she thinks someone's going to get my DNA in frame for some. And she's like, your Italian, what do you want to know? Your Italian, how much more obvious can it be? Oh, this is funny. I mean, it's not really funny, but the shower collapsing beneath me and winding up naked and wet on my downstairs and just neighbor's floor That's Very intricate. I feel like that's the beginning of a porno

Crazy See another girl said being old and and outliving my future husband, how fucking sad and lonely see. But at that point also, like you will have children. You will have grand children. Like, it's gonna be so sad that like, yeah, you're best friend.

Actually, I'm scared of that too. Like, I wanna go on the same day. I wanna be like, babe, if you're going, I'm coming with you. I don't know who's in heaven. Who's gonna be looking at you You said forever You said forever now I take a

Okay, um Men who wear white pants Don't go to the Hamptons don't go to the Hamptons Holes and things see our has this too Kindle Jenner has this too. Wait, is Sierra real with it? Like, you've seen her react? Yep.

Every time I have an espresso martini and their little beans are in it, I take a picture and send it to her just to fuck with her. She freaks it out. Yeah. People don't like pancakes, have these little holes in people's air holes, they don't like that shit. Having ugly children. Yeah, I'm scared of that shit. Having ugly children.

Yeah, I'm scared of that too. I'm gonna tell you something, it's very rare that I see a baby and I'm like, that's a cute baby. I think babies and I'm like, that's a 42 year old man in a baby's body. Yeah, like I literally know two babies in the past year that I've seen that I'm like, that's a cute kid, I would take that kid.

Not a duck. I have like a real bonding sash with a kid recently, playing in the water, and I was like, I'll take this kid, like I'll foster this kid. Yeah. And then give it back in a couple years. Yeah, I'll take this kid as my own. My hands smelling like keys slash coins.

Interesting. Belly buttons and ostriches. Ostrich, I can't read, ostriches. How do you say ostriches? Ostriches. Ostrich. Belly buttons and ostriches. Yeah.

Belly buttons is a common thing. Actually, I was hanging out with Craig the other weekend or the other week, whatever, and you can't touch his belly button. Oh, I don't like when people touch inside my belly button, I don't mess with that. It like makes them freak out because he said he had a teacher or something that said like,

If someone touches your belly button, like you die or something. I don't know, they're like crazy. So he has this weird thing. So like it's a robot with a button. Yeah. There was a comic last night who had a whole bit about like, if you put a finger in your belly button and it doesn't smell bad, you're not human.

That's so bizarre. Remember when I went through the whole situation when my ear, my earring holes like just smelled so bad. Yeah. That was a tough, that was tough. That was a tough, a week. Fun fact about me, I hate my cuticles, my earlobe smell weird. What is your biggest fear, Hannah? Oh God, my, why do I have to do me like that?

Sorry, I'm going to all do mine. Okay, my biggest fear is I'm overall all do mine. Okay, my biggest fear is, I'm overall just scared about, I mean, just like more existential shit, like not being as happy as I wanna be. Like not being fulfilled. Just like, I was reading this thing about people who regret things when they're dying and they're just not letting myself

be happier. Right, like being too stressed out, being too hard on yourself. When I don't need to be. Right. And like, even if I think about my childhood, like with tennis and how intense it was, I was like, bitch, you didn't have to be so hard on yourself.

Yeah. Yeah. Like I could have literally had fun and the results might have even been better. And like enjoying the moment and the journey. Exactly. But this comes with age and wisdom. I try to remind myself of that a lot. Yeah, it's about the journey.

Because as me and you know, people who were in the entertainment industry, it's very crazy and you're gonna get things, you're gonna lose things. But what's crazy is whenever I get something, it's fun for like a second and then you're still yourself. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. And like you're still left with the same shit. Right. That you have to work out like no accomplishment is going to fix the internal. Right. That's why we have therapists. Yes.

What's your biggest fear? Having every children? No, because that's an easy solution. They're up for adoption. I have two. One, I'm scared of being taken. Like I'm scared of being abducted, murdered, like a classic situation of, you know, they can't find.

You're like, I'm kind of the perfect person to be abducted. I mean, I don't want to say it, but I am small. And it would be quite easy to take me. And I'm, so I'm very scared of it. See, I'm sturdy. Like I have a good core and I would be like, you're not, well you can pick me up. Like any parking lot I'm in by myself, I think about it.

I'm like, this is a, you could scoop me up right now. Who would say, who would notice? And then I'm very scared of the human brain. Like, I feel like there's just so much they don't know about the human brain. And it really scares me. And I'm scared that like, what if one day you just wake up and you're fucking crazy? I feel like you have these moments a lot where you think you've lost it.

Yes, yes. I do. I have called my mom before I'm been like, I think I'm the type of person that like I could get pushed to a point and I could just lose it. And she goes, I really don't like when you say that to me. Well, but you're right. And then what I realize is I think everyone has a point where they lose it. Any human can be pushed.

I was actually talking to this guy who works at a psych ward in Houston, when I was in Texas. And I was like, tell me something interesting about the psych ward that most people don't know. And he's like, it's literally the most normal people that just got pushed to the edge. Yeah. He's like, it's like family, friends,

like it's people I know who are just like going through a really tough situation that they like can't cope with. And obviously there's genetics involved in shit, but like even if you think about people who become homeless, I remember my grandpa told me once, he's like their former astronauts, politicians, it's not a certain kind of person. I'm scared of just losing my mind one day. Also, I have a friend who's gone to a psych ward and I realized how it's not normalized and I realized, like I wish it was normal

for someone to be like, hey, I'm gonna go three weeks, just like, check my cell phone. Yeah, like I feel like more people would do that if it was considered normal. No, I wouldn't. Because I feel like more people would do that if it was considered normal No, I wouldn't Because I feel like if I was a real interrupted. Yes. I feel like if I was around crazy people I would just get more crazy Or would you be like wait, I'm really not crazy. I'm realizing some like succession shit like you go and it's like pools. I mean just

talk about how we're done with wellness retreats. And now this is the okay clearly all I want to do is go to a wellness retreat. I think we should go I want I think we should host one. Dude imagine if we did go to wellness retreat. Yeah fuck up but it's like our kind of wellness retreat where it's like, we get fucked up. We have like a movie night. Like it's literally just like wholesome bullshit. Oh my god. And there's like a skincare like four hours. We all get facials.

Everyone gets facials. It's literally a bachelor at party, but it's a wellness retreat Well, maybe one time we do yoga. We have one workout class Are we play tennis, but it really consists of you just taking photos of your office? Exactly. I'm obsessed. Wow. We're planning that. We're doing that. We should do it in the spring We showed and I feel like we could get a hotel that would be done when like oh We showed and I feel like we could get a hotel. That would be them.

Yeah. And like, oh, oh my God, I can't breathe. Anyway, okay, this is amazing. Wait, this is so exciting. Tampon getting lost in my crotch. I'm scared of that. Yeah, I'm scared of toxic chalk. One time, I one time, had my period,

I think I was in high school. And I went to go put a tampon in, and I was like, why the fuck is this not going in? Like, what is happening? I realized I had a tampon in already. And I was like, wait, when did I put this in? And it was in there for like a full 48. And I was like, I could have died of toxic shocks in drum.

Yeah, I have a friend who like somehow got to in and didn't know. Yeah. And was like walking around with two. This is stuff we don't talk about enough. No. That's terrifying. Someone, this is my favorite one, pigeons. They are rats of the sky.

They are, they're disgusting. They also have like serious attitude problem. No one talks them. They're assholes. They don't move. Like, their only job is a bird is to fly away. I'm like, get out of my space. Um, oh, one thing says, if my, if my kids are allergic to my dogs, oh wow. And then someone wrote, meeting Justin Bieber and him not falling in love with me.

That's yeah. That is terrifying. I'm really scared of like, I'm scared of getting married and having the most perfect like life ever. And then one day my husband just coming home being like, I'm leaving you. That scares the tsunami. Yeah. Like, not the, like, change, it's the being blindsided

that scares me. Like, not knowing, not picking up on anything. I'm scared of that. Yeah, and then looking back and being like, like, did I just miss the signs and like, how am I not prepared? Yeah, but then you'll write a bestselling book and like, you're good.

Yeah, because I feel like I'm the type of person that if I catch up Like if my husband dare Cheat on me. I feel like I'm the kind of person that will catch on first Not say anything and then plot some sinister shit. I Did read a tweet that was like if someone cheats on you don't just like

Cheat back like wait like, if someone cheats on you, don't just like, cheat back, like, wait, like, let them feel like you gotta wait with it. I wanted to think he's getting away with it, and then me just doing like, no, like, I would like silently move all of our assets into my name, or like, I would do crazy shit, and then serve him with divorce papers have him sign shit that it's like eye control everything like trick

this is the problem it's a person that you love and like but if they but I can switch real quick yeah yeah yeah yeah any Okay, I'm a little scared. This is why I'm single because men are terrified. Terrified. Okay, let's talk about my psychic. Yes! Okay. Was it good or bad?

Amazing. Amazing, 10 out of 10, I cried. Okay, that means you know it was good so she's a psychic medium and my reading was actually a lot more medium stuff than it was like future stuff but like I got future stuff to explain what well you'll get into it what a medium what differentiates? So a medium is someone that can talk to other people on the other side who have passed away. So I actually have a lot of family members

that I was very close to that have passed. One being my mom's mom, my grandma. So she just said things that like, you could not Google. Like when it first started, I was like, okay, but I'm like, maybe she could have Googled that. Then she just started saying things about like my relationship with my grandma that like, you just couldn't look like no one would know.

For example, when I was little in my grandma, I had this ring that I loved and like, I would always put it on and I always wanted to wear it. So like for one of my birthdays, she got one made for me. That would fit my finger. The other day, and I wear it every single day, the other day I thought I lost it. And I was freaking out and I couldn't find it

for like three days. And she said, your grandma wants me to tell you, don't worry, you're not gonna lose the ring, you'll be wearing it on your wedding day. Just get something where a ring in front of it so that you know it'll never fall off. And like, if the ring in front of it falls off, fine, you'll always have that. And I immediately started crying because no one knew I lost the ring. Like, it's not like, like, no one would know that. I have chills.

like it's not like, like no one would know that. I have chills. And then she said that my grandma comes to me through like a bird. And the day I moved into my apartment, and I called my dad, because I remember telling him this, the day I moved into my new apartment, there was this random fucking bird on my balcony

that just wouldn't go away. Like stayed there the entire day. And I was like, this is so weird. Like it wasn't a pigeon. It was just like, this is really, I don't want a roommate. I was like, I get out of here, you're ruining my aesthetic. And she said that like that was her.

Did you, I feel like you knew the bird thing in the past. Or you, this is you. I've gone to mediums before. Like I really believe in mediums. And they've said things about my grandma that are just like too crazy to be like made up. Yeah. Your grandma's chatty, I love it.

Whenever a medium comes, your grandma's like finally, OK, I think so, so. Yeah, she got on the phone. I mean, she was like, I just have to tell you that your grandma has literally not left me alone all day because she can't wait to talk to you. I was so crazy, so crazy. Future stuff, I have two kids and I'm gonna have a boy and a girl.

We love that. Jolly, you know, I'm really excited. I'm gonna get married, but not for a while. So we didn't love that. My grandpa went through every single one of my boyfriends. She said she literally was like named jail guy. And my grandpa was like, get him out of here. Yeah.

And then like certain people that I've been seeing he like brought up. And he was like, they're fine. You just like, you're way better than mom. How crazy. How crazy. Well, I wrote everything down too. As we said in the beginning, it's about the journey. It's not about you're going to have a wedding day, you're going to have kids, you're going to have it who cares. Because it's like, it's about the journey. Yeah, it's

about the journey. Remember we thought you were going to move to L.I. I am. It's not, this is not the first psychic reading that I've had. She said that I don't move, but I do spend months at a time, I will spend months at a time there for work, but I'll come back. I'm a post-doc. Yeah, but for at least six months, I'll have to be there for something work-related.

Okay, that's great. Is that crazy? Yeah. Oh, she talked about past lives too. She said that my brother and I, in every past life, we've been brother and sister. Oh, hold on. And that's why we're like so close and have this like weird, unspoken like language. Yeah.

And that my parents have been married in multiple past lives. That's why they're so like obsessed with each other. Have, um, did she tell you anything that you were in a past life? A nun. She said. Oh my god. Is that your like, she's eyesight. She literally said I was a nun in a past life and I am making up for it in this one. So, I think my psychic just called me a whore. But I'm not too sure. Once someone told me that in a past life, I was an Amazon woman and I was like, that checks

out. That makes sense. That makes sense. She also said, Philly, if I ever have to do anything in Philly, it's a really good luck place for me. I used to live there. Yeah, in the past life, I lived in Philly like during the Civil War.

Okay. And like it did a lot of good stuff. Pige, that's crazy. Is that crazy? That's crazy, because when the fuck would anyone bring up Philly? Right. She was like, have you ever been to Philly? I was like once or twice and she was like, if you ever had

the- You really did force me into a best western. Yeah. I was like, I did have the time of my life, but. Oh my God. Did this have like questions or did you kind of just let her go or you just like asked her one and she kind of went? I kind of just let her go. She like the only questions I really had were like career questions which she made me feel like very secure about it and then dating questions. She's like you're exactly where you're supposed to be. But like you're not going to get married for a couple of years. I hate when you go to a psychic and they're like, yeah, you're where you're supposed to be

and everything's gonna be what it's supposed to be. And I'm like, I don't know what that means! I know, I'm like, but like, am I marrying this guy? And she's like, I don't think so. I'll be like, all this shit, all this horrible shit just happened to me and they're like, yes, that's exactly where you're supposed to be. No, no, no, no, no. No, but it was amazing.

I was more interested in the medium stuff and when she switched from person to person because she would, my grandma would say things and then my grandpa would say things and then one of my uncles would say things the The way she said, like, things that they were saying, gave me such chills because she talked, like, the way they would talk to me when they were alive, like, the certain words they would use and phrases were so them. And my grandpa used to say to my mom, like, when I was really little, that I would smile with my eyes.

And like my eyes, like you just look at me and my eyes just sparkle. And she said, your grandpa wants me to tell you, my grandpa's with me the most, that you still smile with your eyes and you're such a star, like your eyes will just always sparkle. And like no one would know that he said that to me

and like no one. You're like use that adjective. Yeah. And like my uncle said that it was like an honor to be my uncle. And like he would say that like no one, do you know what I mean? Like yes. That sentence is just something that like he would say. She also said that I am psychic, which I've had multiple psychics tell me this and that this was the weirdest one. She was like, you, um, you bought your first crystal, which I did by my first crystal. And I didn't tell anyone that I bought one. love crystal and she goes you actually should buy more because you really are psychic and you're very open to it and you have an energy that like it really does work for you and I've been having these crazy dreams recently where like I don't remember the dream but I wake up and I'm like falling and it

just like jolts me back but like I don't remember what I was dreaming about. So it's not like I was dying or anything. And she goes, I know that you've been having these dreams. It's because you're, if you really honed in on being a psychic or a medium, you could do it because in your dream, you go to the other side and hang out with them and then it's you coming back. How fucking weird is that? Wait, that should have been crazy. And she was like, don't them and then it's you coming back. How fucking weird is that?

Wait, that should have been crazy. And she was like, don't be scared of it. You just are more intuitive. It's funny because a psychic said to me once that I have intuitiveness to me. I just had that I have too much clutter in my brain. Yeah. So then I was like, oh my god, that's amazing.

So then I went in an Uber and then I was just staring at the guy and I was like, what is he thinking? I was like, I am a mind reader. I was like, I can read your thought because this my friend was like, I can hear people's thoughts. It's like, it's non-stop. I can hear. I could feel their thinking.

So I just was staring at him and I was like, it can't do it. I just, yeah, it's just like a weird, like I do have a gut instinct all the time and whether I listen to it or not is like my own. I think one thing that people don't know about me and you is how highly sensitive we are. Yeah. We're like, we won't show that side to literally anyone but

maybe like two or three people in our lives. But like we're deeply sensitive and then we but we know how to like use humor or use like toughness or like or outfits to like protect ourselves from like absolutely all the shit coming at you. So true. It really is. So true. To wrap this up, because I have to run it. I have a comedy show tonight. Oh my god, we have to end. It's an hour. It's an hour.

But I just wanted to say, this was a really fun one. I just want to say, I did not watch Donda or listen to Donda. Me neither. We didn't even talk about the core and Travis and Yusuf Eunice and whatever his name is and Scott. I feel like the media talked about it enough we don't like. Yeah, it's like Scott being an idiot. It's not new, but I do think that... Do you think that Kim is getting involved in Kanye's Donda album

to kind of get some attention? Because Kravice has been getting so much attention. Wow! Like that whole wedding dress thing was that necessary? Oh my god, you've stumped me. Like I feel like her doing that, like the rumors like are they back together? I'm like were you just like oh I don't have any relationship press for a while? So maybe I'll just fuck shit up.

Or is it her just being like I'll help promote your album? I mean does she know that there's a song on it where he basically admits that he cheated on her? It's well, that's why I'm like why the fuck would she be afraid of that? I heard he just like shits on the Kardashians the whole time. We need to listen and make an informed opinion. Yeah, we are uneducated about this and when I say let's talk about Donda I mean, let's just admit we didn't listen to it yet, but also I'm getting two reviews, I'm getting A, it's horrible. Wow. Like people just being like stop making music, this is bad and people being like, it's fucking great. Interesting. He's so performative. Look, I think that Kanye West is very unique. There are sometimes things he says that I'm like,

I agree. Like I fucking agree. But also, there's a lot of things he does that make him extremely unlikable. So that some people want to hate his music. And then some people are like, oh, it's just ahead of its time, he's a genius. But also, if you're a genius, don't call yourself a genius.

You know what I mean? Yeah. But if I was a genius, I think I would tell everyone. But also, he says he doesn't read books. But he has a lot of opinions on everything. So maybe he is a genius, because he didn't have learn anything. I feel like that's how we are. Are we are we Kanye? I think we are. I mean, yeah, I think Kanye really is a big part of Giggly Squad because we got I we got I can't be managed from his tweet. Like that's how we got it.

Gigley Squad just went full circle. Yeah. Well, we can't be managed. We never will see you in court. Thank you guys for listening today. Oh, so much. Also, we have merch coming out. Oh my god.

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