Giggly Squad - Giggling about Aspen adventures, UTI bonding, and Julia Fox

Episode Date: January 12, 2022

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I'm in the day just got away from me. Hello my great giggles. How? That was. That wasn't good. It sounded like Winston Churchill. Historical. Yeah.

You nailed it, man. I was talking how I feel when I wear a low pony. Just like a captain of a ship. Hello, Paige. My little snow bunny just arrived from Aspen. How was the trip? Give me the deeds. The trip was great.

I am, we could go skiing now together. I'm a profash, not really, but I do two runs, and then I'm like, guys, I'm beat. Did you fall at all? Oh yeah, the first day I ate shit because I went with like the whole group. Skying in a group is chaotic energy. Yeah, and the group is like collectively very good skiers in snowboarders.

So I was like, I can do it like because I wanted to go to the bar that's like up on the mountain. So I was like, I can ski down double ejection from both my skis at one point, you know, one one flying. The instructor did say, I am the most talented at falling, that he's seen in a while. And I appreciated that. Yeah, he was like, you know how to fall. Like you fall correctly. And I said, oh my God, thank you so much.

If you're gonna fail, fail well, fail fast. Right. This has become a ski podcast, so welcome. We just talk about skiing every episode. I do have more of an appreciation for the Winter Olympics. Oh, I can't wait to watch the Winter Olympics. Because let me tell you, conditions in the cold are just not, we're not, I'm not built for it.

You know, like we were an Aspen, which is like stunning gorgeous and everyone was like, I could live here, I could not built for it. You know, like we were an ass bin, which is like stunning gorgeous, and everyone was like, I could live here, I could live here, and I was like, never in my lifetime. I also saw you at a hilarious TikTok where you guys are probably a couple shots deep and decided to put your faces into the snow, and then laugh at the mark that your face.

Well, I don't know what you guys thought was gonna be in the snow after you put your face in it But you're like, well look it's my face and then Craig had like his back with hat and I'm like that is the douche as snow mark I've ever seen Craig's was like a perfect silhouette it was like someone painted his face on this yeah yours looks like Voldemort yeah I was a bald baby Voldemort. Yeah, I was a bald baby. I also just thought to meet the cracks me up that was like, did anyone ever question that Voldemort had beef with a 12 year old? Hey, I feel like I've had beef with 12 year olds before. Sam, I also think that the cold though is

fun when you have that liquid layer of drunkenness like that was my whole college experience I was constant were like I first see like it's colder than you're like I can't feel shit it's it I just I'm a beach person if I'm in a vacay I'm gonna do it at the beach I do think there's a freedom in falling though like how often in your life do you just lose complete control and fall like almost like a little kid and then you get right back on. I think more often, more often than you think.

I think you each, yeah. I fall. I would say that I probably fall really hard. I'd say three times a year, like where I'm like damn, I just really ate it. And then you look around. If people saw it it's way more painful. If people don't, you're like, if a tree found the forest. My mom broke her ankle in like a macy's parking lot like two years ago and I will never forget it.

You're my grandma found a stop and shop and they caught it on video. Oh, Nana. Question, are you and Craig, do you enjoy each other more in the winter aesthetic or the summer aesthetic? Oh my God, that's a great question. We really did enjoy each other in the winter, like the last day of skiing, he came with me and we just did like flat surfaces and we had like a really fun day. This is actually the longest Kreg and I have ever been together. Like days what I know.

And I was a little bit nervous and then like a couple days ago, I was like, are you sick of me yet? And he was like, he thought about it for a second too. Which I appreciated. He was like, ah, no, no, I'm not. And I was like, great, but that you actually answered that very truthfully and like thought about it. Yeah, well, that's the long distance thing where there's so much dopamine of like missing the

person. And then you're like, oh, wait, relationships are not actually about missing them. It's actually inevitably being with them. And it's really fun to be around other couples and be like hmm I wow, I love the couple I'm in Whatever kind of day you had with your significant other there's like certain couples you hang out with and you're like I'm thankful blessed. It's kind of like a silent bonding experience True and then to talk shit about the other couples when you get home. Yeah, that's the best. I think that's why people go on vacation. Yeah, yeah. And it is fun to go out with other couples

and just like complain about couplesy things. Yeah, wait, like, oh my god, does he fart on me? He farted on you. But you bond with all the girls just rolling your eyes. Like, you're like a fucking guy. How are you doing here? Oh my god, the amount of times that I was with like full wives Like you bond with all the girls just rolling your eyes like a fucking guy. Yeah. Oh my god. The amount of times that I was with like full wives and like fiancee's and I was just like,

oh, the guys, you know, and like it felt good to say it. This is weird, but have you ever observed that like the relationships that really work are not the ones that are gushing on each other all the time and not the ones who are fighting all the time, but the ones that like are slightly annoyed at each other all the time and not the ones who are fighting all the time, but the ones that are slightly annoyed at each other all the time in a funny way. Yes, you're shitting on him, but Loki likes it. Yeah. But the couples that are always like,

oh my God, thank you, baby. Yeah, you guys hate each other. There was a moment where Austin said something to Craig where he was like, well, do you tell Paige everything? And Craig was like, no. And I heard it from across the room. And he was like, well, do you tell Paige everything? And Craig was like, no. And I heard it from across the room. And I was like, excuse you. What did you just say?

And he was like, I mean, yeah, I tell her everything. And he looked at me like, you know I tell you everything. You know I tell you everything. I'm trying to look cool and run to my friends. Oh my God. But yeah. So I love the TikToks too, where it's like, when your man is just with you and he doesn't have to play tough and like

He stubs his tone. He's like, oh my tone. You're like come here, baby. It's okay. That's every guy Literally everything their babies fucking emotional babies. Um, I was actually just in Boston. How was it? We are going to have a giggly show in Boston soon. We're just figuring that out. The crowd was fucking wild. There's a lot of Italians in Boston. A lot of Italians, a lot of Irish. They have great sense of humor. They take no shit from people.

They're very tough and I like that energy. Scary, but I like it. I feel like we could live in Boston. I'm telling you, even though we were raised to not like Red Sox fans, because there was that big rivalry, I took back all the bad things I said about Boston. The girls were hilarious. And so I'm talking with these giglers.

And then these two guys come up to me, and they go, I'm sorry, I just have to say something. We're gugglers. And I was like, what did you say? And they go, we're gugglers. And I was like, oh, you say? And they go, we're gugglers. And I was like, oh, I took out my phone. I wrote a diegler. The gugglers?

We have to apologize because we have not been acknowledging them. And there are a decent amount of gugglers that listen to the pod. And these guys were so funny. They were like, we were in the middle of a fight with each other. We heard your voice. We were like, you win.

We're done. And then they went to say hi. So shout out to the gugglers out there. We love you. We see you. We hear you. The only demographic I care about are the girls and the gaze. You know, like if you're a straight man, I don't, yeah, I don't care about your hair. What are you doing? What are you guys doing all day? I also have an update. And go. Do you remember the girl who was farting in jars? Yes, do you remember that we watched her

on 90 day fiance? Yes, we, like, no way too much about this girl. Yeah. She's been hospitalized. Because she had a heart attack rate or something? She thought she was having a heart attack, turns out she was just having severe gas pains from a diet of just like beans.

And the doctor was like, you are going to fart yourself to death. And she was fine. She was in care of, but now she doesn't sell her farts and jars anymore. She sells them as NFTs and welcome to the Metaverse. Here we are. OK, wait. That's, I have so many thoughts running through my head. I don't even know what to say first. One, this girl's Vi. I just don't even know how. There's like a need for

someone by far somewhere. Loki, I was kind of jealous. I was like, why don't you think of that you stupid? But I just like learned in this past week, like what the meta versus. Like I didn't know that this was like a real thing people would do. Does anyone really know what the meta versus? I think it sounds terrifying. Like I don't wanna live in a fake world.

If the conversation gets to metaverse, I gotta go. I'm out, I'm outies. I'm done so. I gotta go. If it's about Bitcoin, crypto, current, I'm out. I'm out. I'm outies. I'm done so. I gotta go. If it's about Bitcoin, crypto currency, and FTs, don't talk to me about that. And I don't care most importantly.

I feel like that's what all finance, pros, and midtown are talking about all the time. And I don't think they know what it means either. They just say it to sound smart and jerk each other off. They don't. That's the thing. They don't. Yeah, because if you actually ask a follow-up question, they don't know what they're talking about.

Wait, one more thing I wanted to say about skiing. When you went skiing and you saw... This is a ski podcast. And you saw the kids in their ski schools and how they're just little drunk humans because they can't stand and they're just like screaming. Did you get like baby fever? A thousand percent. Like, does your joke? Like, let's wait to have kids. Like, we have to have fun by ourselves, but I was like, does we need a child? The kids were like singing with each other.

It was the cutest. And then when they fall and just bought back up because they have like no wait to them, it was so cute. It was so freaking cute when you put all the layers on a little kid. The winter layer. They can't move. No, they can't. They're little marshmallows. They're little speed bumps. I was having such baby fever when I got.

Yeah, when I was seeing like three year olds like whipping down the mountain, like in their little ski outfit, you're like whipping past me. I wanted to do the TikTok that was like, am I too old to be here? Am I prettier than these young bitches? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha boys. And let me tell you something. I don't fuck with that. They literally hooligans, hooligans, whipping past me, beating each other up, throwing their poles at each other. And I was like, I know. Immediately know. Immediately know. I was like, oh my God, you just washed away all

the baby fever I was having for the past hour. Thank you. Also, because I was on ski TikTok, don't ask why. They were talking about to be like a cute girl on the slope. You just have to like pull the hair in front out just so people know you're a girl. So that's just a secret to look hot in the slopes, you guys. Yeah, it's hard. Oh yeah, one last thing about baby fever, I was looking at dresses. On A-SOS, sometimes they randomly have pregnancy dresses. And one of them, I was like, wait, that's fucking cute for when I'm pregnant.

And then I was like, check yourself. Take a breather. Yeah. It's kind of crazy. One of the girls on my trip, her daughter, ended up coming at like the end of the trip. They brought like all their kids. And the girl was only two years old. and she said she looked in her suitcase,

and all the little girl packed. We're stick on earrings. And she said she wanted to share them with everyone. And I was like, if I don't have a daughter immediately, I will lose my mind. Oh my God, that's so cute. That's so cute. I feel like all the daddy gang listeners are like, what the fuck are you guys talking about? But you know what?

This should happen, okay? Okay, I think it's time to do some advice. Let's do it. Okay, it's a start a little dirty, and you've been doing long distance. Do you have any advice for phone sex? This is my only piece of advice. What you're nervous about, he's not noticing.

So like if you're like, this is a horrible angle, he doesn't notice that that's a bad angle. He's just happy to be involved. He's just happy that you've agreed to what's happening. He can't believe that you're so down. He's really. Yeah, because think about it. He can't tell if you cut your hair four inches. He can't tell if you have a role. No, another piece of advice. Your legs don't have to be

Freshly shaven. He can't tell. He doesn't know. His idea. His no idea. It's for me. I like talking and It's literally just adding adjectives that don't need to be there So when you're trying to think of phone sex like if if you're going to say like, oh, I want to put my hands on your deck, describe the deck, describe your hand, describe what you're feeling. It's like writing an essay and having to get to 300 words. You just fill that shit in and talks off and confident.

You can make no fucking sense and just sound confident. You know in third grade when you're learning what adjectives are and like your teacher is like you have to use describing words and you have to use like three describing words in a sentence. That's phone size. It's just describing what's happening. How do I learn to appreciate acts of service more when I prefer words of affirmation? You don't, you can't change your love language.

That's what, no. Stop changing for us, him. So what do you have to reiterate to him? Hey, these acts of services are great for someone else. I need you to just tell me you're obsessed with me and then you don't have to get up and start my car in the morning. So true. Right?

It's like, oh, you did the dishes. Tell me how much do you want me. Yeah. You can't just change your love language. You didn't pick it to begin with. But also it doesn't mean that you're not compatible because I think a lot of dudes sometimes don't know the right way to show affection. So true. Like they've been taught just like you like someone and like I wanna put my penis in there and they don't really know the in-between.

Yeah. Or maybe they just know what their ex liked. Like maybe just doing what a previous ex liked and to do. So make sure you at least communicate what turns. And don't say it like I don't like when you do this Yeah, I like when you do this. Yeah, ooh tricky. We get tricky. Yeah, like Craig loves doing acts of services and my response is like Yeah, that's so nice, but I have a dad so I know I Know what it's like getting my car started or like I know what it's like getting coffee brought to me like I have a dad So I grew up with this. I want you to be like you're the hottest girl on the planet and then yeah

That's why I like words of affirmation because it's true. It's like my friends Could page got me flowers the other day. I don't need you to get me flowers. I want you to write up Hikou about how nice my ass is. Right, we have love letter. I also like physical touch. I like physical touch and like, I like when they do it in public subtly. Yeah. It's all about being sound-

Like they don't have to. Yeah, it's all about just like the random grab of the thigh or like touch of the shoulder, like kiss on the head. Okay, how much research do you do on social media about their X's? I... Because that should be so dangerous. It's so dangerous. I wouldn't say research, but like if you're trying to say, and I think it's different for girls and guys,

because here's a perfect example. Craig does not even know what my ex-boyfriend's name is. He's never seen a picture of him. He has no idea who he is. Like, he's never looked at his Instagram. He doesn't know. Because it's just like not something that comes up in conversation. For girls. Yeah. Like, we're why you're different. We're gonna look at their Instagram. Like, please, if you say you've never looked at your boyfriend's ex-girlfriends' Instagram, you're lying. Like, everyone looks.

I think there's a difference. You're responsible. Yeah, I think there's a difference between looking at her Instagram and showing your friends her Instagram from doing research. Like, I don't know where she worked when she was 26, but like, I know that that highlight isn't great. Do not let it become like a constant check-in to see what she's up to. I think it's okay.

I personally love when I find out my dude was with a very beautiful girl. Yeah, because it brings your stock up. Yeah it's great to. Yeah I agree with that. You don't want to be someone's first hot girl. It's too much pressure. It's too much. You want to look and be like okay so they know what the deal is. That's like taking someone's virginity at age 30. You don't want that pressure on you. No you want him to have been with like a high maintenance bitch So you look laid back Also, you know how we always talk about how it's not we don't love when their exes are blonde or aka don't look like us

There was a tiktok going around that is my new Wikipedia and the tiktok said if his celebrity crush looks nothing like you There's a problem crush looks nothing like you. There's a problem. I actually get so nervous when I ask a guy with a celebrity crushes. I'm like, please don't say K-Moss, please don't say K-Moss. Oh my God, I feel like it's either I know Craig's and one looks nothing like me.

What is his Margot Robbie, which I think is every guy in America. That's everyone, and every girl. But then it's also mealakunas. So I'm like, okay. Remember when you dated Dergiter? Yeah. That was so fun. Honestly, people don't talk about it. People don't talk about it. I asked Dez who his celebrity crush was. Who is it? He said Monica Balucci. And at first I had to Google it because I didn't know who it was. I know the name now. She's like 57 now.

And she's literally just like a hot Italian girl. And I was just like, we were made to be. You're like, you know what? We are getting married. Yeah, it's also like when you meet their family and you see like how their family is kind of similar to you in certain ways. And you think like, oh, I didn didn't completely trick this man into liking me. The universe was setting this shit up. Wait, do you ever have a piffney moment where you're like, okay, I didn't actually manifest

this. This was meant to happen. I didn't fully trick him into being with me. I mean, let's be honest, we manifested not a night percent cent of stuff, but yeah. That's why I'm telling you guys, if it's meant to be, you cannot fuck it up. Like, I put Des through the fucking ringer and we're still here. And there were guys I've been much easier and much chiller and much cooler around

who it didn't work out. So that's so true. That's so true. Don't put so much pressure on yourself. Girls night out and guys night out. Should it be required? That's such a weird question because I feel like I feel like... No. No, I feel like that all depends on your age.

For me, does doesn't drink. I don't, his boy's night out. I don't know, he's at the comedy club every night talking to friends. I feel like the whole boy's night out, girls night out is very like formalized. Like, it should just be like, when you want to meet up with friends, you can,

and they don't always have to be there. Yeah, I will say though, if he's giving like the majority of, I would say this is, this advice is definitely for a girl under 25. Yeah. And if he's giving, my mom always said, if he doesn't give you his Saturday night, he's not actually serious about you. Oh, Ken is such a legend.

Yeah. Which makes sense. Because if I ever got asked out on dates or something and they wanted to go on a Friday night, I would be like, I'm not giving you my Friday night. I'm going out with my girlfriends. I think it's important to go out with your girlfriends and guys also like that too.

They like if you have your own life. If you're like, I have plans. I'm going out with my friends. Secretly, they do like that, I think. Yeah, but I do think it's healthy that you guys, when you're both free, are prioritizing a fun night with each other. But also, don't get to just stuck with each other

because it's important to do things to tell him about. Yeah, that's a really easy way to get into a rut, with it's just you hanging out with each other, and not even going out with other couples. It's easy, then you don't feel like being sexy, then your sex life declines. It's easy to get fall into a trap if you don't have your own life.

Yeah, even, especially if you're both quarantining together, taking a day where you're just like, oh, I'm gonna get my nails did. I'm gonna like, get lunch with a friend. I'm gonna do some errands, come back. And you're a whole new person. You're like, the old Hannah is dead. Like, she can't come to your phone.

It's just good to have space. Also, you get to the point where it's not your fault if you don't have anything to talk about because you've been with this person for 20 weeks. Also, Hannah, I forgot to tell you that I'm pissed at you. Oh my god, what happened? What I do. Because I feel like you manifested. Oh, no, does I manifest wrong?

Yeah, that my nails are now shit. And literally, you've been manifesting this shit for you. Are you kidding me, Hannah? Are those your real nails? Yeah, and that's gold's on um, that's gold on the bottom look at mine short-steady and disgusting I don't even know oh claws out of my face. You did this you fucking did this they won't grow anymore They literally I'm not a witch they stop to grow it. They literally, I'm not a witch. They stop to grow. They all broke.

They're chipped. They're jagged. I literally was laying in bed the other night and I was like, fucking Hannah. You need to do like a whole restart, like detox. I know. No, I really do. No, these are my real nails.

I've been getting gel for so long. I do think I need a little break from gel, but I keep going. These nails were actually quite controversial though, because I've been getting a gel for so long. I do think I need a little break from job, but I keep going. These nails were actually quite controversial though, because I went to get a French right before New Year's, as one does, and I was like, I need to make it a little like party. So I said, underneath the white,

can you do just a line of gold? I like that. In person, I feel like it's kind of cool. But when I posted on Instagram, as one does, people are not happy. People are like, it looks like dirt. This looks like shit They always go did you run this by page? That's my favorite whenever I do anything that anyone is upset about fashion wise They in the comments in the DMs. They don't care. They go did you bend this by page?

And I'm like But they're like trying to fuck with me. They're like page definitely didn't approve of this I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I did need. No, I love white makes my nails look like fresh, but it also looks really good with your engagement ring, like a French manicure and an engagement ring, I think looks like so pretty. I am actually making final decisions, like planning

for the wedding. I'm realizing there's so many little details, like how to do your nails on the wedding day. You could be so fucking extra if you want with like every little detail but yeah. I think I might have like little pearls on them. Like there's cool stuff you could do. I love that. I love the idea of pearls on them. And then we also soon will have a final meeting about Miami. I think I'm going to go with a hotel.

Okay. It'll be in Miami Beach and then any local businesses that want to be involved in the Batch Rep party, let's hit me out. Please reach out. Cause we're planning this and it's gonna be chaotic energy. We do have like an IV company that's gonna help us in the morning so far.

Thank God. You know I love an IV. Oh, also in Aspen we had oxygen tanks which I didn't realize I needed until I had one, and I literally want one in my home. You guys are so bougie. It was so bougie. I sat there for like an hour. They were like, you only have to keep it on for 20 minutes.

And I was like, I'm going to be here a while. Thank you. That's the richest should I ever heard, being like, can I pay someone to breathe for me? No. It's like, I'm can I pay someone to breathe for me? I'm so tired can someone breathe for me? Thank you. No, it was amazing. Altitude sickness is not a fucking joke and I get hit hard with it anytime I go somewhere with higher elevation. Yeah. Did you feel that when you were skiing? Yeah, I got exhausted just trying to put my ski back on whenever I recall. I'd be like, and does this like, you need to work out.

And I'm like, no, there's no air up here. There's no air. This is so funny. My boyfriend is overly nice to people. Like emotional intelligence is hot, but like, bra. It's great that he's polite to everyone, but it comes to a point where it starts feeling like, inauthentic, where yeah, it's like, are you such a people pleaser or like, are you actually this nice to everyone?

Where you, it's kind of hot also be assertive and not just like, I don't know, sometimes fake nice people know the fuck out of me. I mean, there's also, my mind immediately went to like, there has to be another side because okay, because I feel the Craig is so fucking nice to everyone. Like, if we go anywhere like a waiter or like anyone that comes up to him asks him for a picture, he's so nice. And I love that about him. But also we can be alone and he can be talking shit. And I

I will be like, that is the meanest thing I've ever heard someone say. And I get turned on. I'm like, say it again. I think you also like subconsciously, whether girls want to admit it or not, like you want to be with someone that kind of remind you of your dad because it almost feels like homey. Do you know what I mean? Like you feel comfortable and my dad will flip out on anyone at any point in time. I've watched it. I've like I've been a part of it. I've been on the other end. Like I've seen seen all of the sides. And there's something about it where you're just like, no, my dad will flip out. And like, you kind of want that in your person too.

It's also nice to feel though that like, you don't have to be the assertive one all the time. Like, I could be the good cop in the last situations. And he's good at being the bad cop in a like not embarrassing way. Like, when we're in the airport and like, shit's going on, I'll be like, can you handle this? And he'll be like, yeah.

Yeah. Does knows I'm not allowed to do admin. So he handles most of it. Also, isn't it funny when like there's a situation happening and you know that your partner, you're like, oh, fuck, they're going to flip out. Like you know what triggers that. Yeah.

Is that not so true where you're like, oh fuck that. Or you can tell by how they're acting, that they're not in the mood for this. And you're like, oh god. You start to feel bad for the stranger. Because you're like, oh, it's great to have a nice man. But you want someone who sticks out for themselves and is authentic with their emotions.

Are you start feeling like how much fake should it are they doing in their life, you know? There's really only a few times that I want my boyfriend to be very assertive. That's when we're going out to a restaurant, you handle it. Like you go up to the hostess. When we're at the airport, like the travel situation, like okay, you get the car, you like figure situation, like, okay, well, you get the car you like

Figure out where the bags are. That's the type of thing. Everything else. I Fine, I'll do it, you know, I agree with that statement so much like the travel. I mean, I'm not I told you I'm not allowed to go near the travel logistics. I fucked that up so bad. Yeah, no, you're not how do I get him to stop Fucking farting around me This is the thing. I don't mind a fart. That's a you question. Yeah, I don't mind a fart But if it's very smelly it starts to get annoying, but like a non smelly fart. Let's be honest. It's funny Centertaining I do think you can politely be like next time you're gonna Assault the room with your fart with your sulfuric fart. Can you just like walk into the other one?

Craig and I don't have that maybe he has IBS and you shove some empathy for him Just pass him a pep doll, you know, and be like hey Okay, should you give a guy a chance even if you don't immediately feel a connection? No give a guy a chance, even if you don't immediately feel a connection. No. Yeah. Like, there's too many men in the world to give a guy a chance you don't feel a immediate connection to, you know? I think it's different for everyone.

I just know myself so well that like if I'm not obsessed with you in the first 30 seconds, I'm probably never going to be obsessed with you. Yeah. And I've dated people for years Trying to reel and like no this I'm gonna be obsessed with them just wait I feel like those are the ones that are the worst heartbreak too is when they like you You don't really like them, but you kind of like that they like you so you convince yourself to like them And then they stop liking you and then you lose your fucking mind. I would say it's the hardest break-up in terms of

right before you break up, but then when you break up, it's like you never date it. Like you, it's almost like you wake up the next day, and you're like, oh, thank God. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I have another good one.

My boyfriend only wants to have sex in the butt And I'm so over anal do I am things Your boyfriend Your boyfriend oh no Yeah, that's fucking crazy. I think you need to ask him some questions. Like ask him why? What's wrong with the other whole? Also, it's totally okay if you'd be like,

this is what we've been doing, can we switch it up? And does he also want you to keep your head in the pillow to the whole time, because that also could be a red flag? Remember the time that one guy that I was dating could only come if my face was covered? That was great for myself, esteem. I loved every moment of that. Um, I actually loved that guy.

I loved it. He's married and has a child. And that's when we had to take a real serious look in the mirror. Yeah. And I think it's so fine if you you're like no more in the butt, tell them you're leaking, tell them you like can't stop leaking from your butthole and see if you guys can like reestablish a good sex life that you like. But definitely communicate and then

that just seems extreme. Like it seems... That's extreme. I'm not going to yuck someone's's yum, but you need to like it as well. Right. Also, oh my god, ouch. You know, because it's not like your vagina can take a real pounding. You know, let's call what it is. I don't think that your asshole was made for it.

I mean, just a lube it up a pan. Just don't do it in the shower without lube. It will be bloody. I don't know from experience, but I'm just saying. I just, I don't, I don't have the highest pain tolerance. I don't. So someone who's waxed their entire body, lasered from head to toe.

Oh, if it has to do with beauty, I would literally whack, like be dipped in hot wax. If like, it came out that that was good for your skin. I know how to get rid of all your acne I just need to be head you you're like done. How do you get past morning breath during sex? Oh okay you don't like that person. You hate him. Yeah you don't like him. Yeah this is how I explain morning breath with the guy you love. Do you know how like him. Yeah, this is how I explain morning breath With the guy you love do you know how like your pet if you smell their breath like it's gross Yes, but you love it

You nailed it. I've never seen way about your breath too. I've never had sex with Craig in the morning and been grossed out by anything But I will say I've had morning sex before and been like, oh, get the fuck off of me, because you're grossed out by something. Yeah. And you just don't really like that person. It's fair, Mose. It's not you, honey.

It's biological. Sure. I get really paranoid when I was single and I be out and I be drinking. When a guy would want to have a first kiss, because you have a pressure teeth, who knows what I've be out and I'd be drinking. When a guy would wanna have a first kiss because like, you haven't brushed your teeth. Who knows what I've been up to the last eight hours? But like, does vodka kinda kill the bacteria? I feel like it does. It's the sugary stuff that gives you bad breath.

But it's the vodka. You're just a take of vodka shot and you're fine. Yeah, a little lime. Espresso Martinez probably not great, but we still do them. Oh yeah, I like my guy best friend, but I feel like I've broed too hard to recover. Help.

You guys just have to kiss. I feel like- I don't think you can bro too hard. Yeah, like, he'll never gonna forget you of a vagina. Ever. It's you really have to like think if you of a vagina. Ever. It's you really have to think if you have sexual chemistry. But Paige, have you ever even broed

a little bit in your life? I bro all the time. Ha ha ha. I, since high school, I've notoriously been the one girlfriend that came. You're like, I invented the bro. So I grow. But then it's hard to see that person sexually. Because you're like, you're. But like, then it's hard to like see that person sexually.

Cause you're like, yeah, kind of like, I feel like you're like my brother. Also, you'd be surprised how many guys have a crush on you when you are the brow. Like, that's why they like you. Yes, because they're like, oh my gosh, she's just so chill. She can just go like, hey, you're like, I'm pretending. It's exactly like guys just want a best friend they have sex with. Dude, that's what it is. Just literally treating them like shit.

Crag now like legit talks to me about the Ravens, like a normal conversation. And I'm like, damn it, I've broed too hard. Yeah. It's true, like you don't have to be this like sexy, mysterious, just like a rabbit. Like they layer just want you to be yourself. But make sure you don't throw too hard.

There's no coming back. There's no team in shit. Because I do know the quarterback of the Ravens and his name is Lamar Jackson. Do I want that information? I don't know. I know. Do you even have room in your brain for all that in between all the Zara? No.

No. Can we do from page news? I'm really excited. Yeah, let's. Because we have some crazy shit going on. Wait, I also just saw the craziest Instagram post and I have no idea if this is true or not, but Craig likes sent it to me. I also like that Craig is your front page news intern and he sends us tips. Super awesome. He was like, oh my god, look at this. Yeah, I had him to the payroll.

Um, it said that um, Drake is getting, I don't even know if this is out in like the real universe yet, that some Instagram model is trying to sue Drake because listen to this story. So he meets this girl, they're vibing whatever they go up to his hotel room, they're like smoking weed with each other. He like very concentrually asks her if she wants to have sex, they're doing foreplay, great. He goes and she like agrees. Yes. He goes into the bathroom. He puts a condom on. He comes out of the bathroom.

They have sex. He comes inside the condom. He goes back into the bathroom. He throws a condom away. Okay. She goes into the bathroom. She takes the condom. She's trying to put like drip it into her vagina. All of

the sudden it starts burning and she's screaming and he comes in and he's like, what are you doing? And she's like, you know, caught in the act. And he's like, I put hot sauce in every condom that I use because it kills the sperm and you're trying to like get pregnant. How crazy. She's trying to sue him for like putting hot sauce in the condom, but like, it's crazy. It's a crazy story you've ever heard. I have some packs on which of this. So after he comes, he then has like one of those mini hot sauce things that like Beyonce has in his back swag. He must.

He knows a little cute ones. He bets. And then he points. I try to to basket up. But how is it not like a little red colored? Or why doesn't he just flush it down the toilet, unless he does that to see how crazy certain girls are. That is so fucked up,

but then also for her to tell the story and own up to her doing that. And also like your vagina's fine. Like you've put probably weirder stuff. Yeah, I mean, you're gonna have a UTI, but like who hasn't, you know? Who hasn't? Wait, did I tell you how I had my first UTI with Craig?

Oh my God. And are you okay? I'm okay, but I mean, it was totally my fault, obviously. And I just like didn't pay. But what I mean by like having my first UTI with Craig is like, I'm a psychopath and I have a UTI. Like, I scream, I freak out, like I am in so much pain and usually it makes people really uncomfortable

and he went into CVS for me, went to the aisle, I told him to, got the pills that I needed and like checked on me, made me drink water, went into the grocery store, got real cranberry juice and was like, I will drink it with you because it tastes so bad and we're passing it back and forth Like I if I wasn't in so much pain I like would have really Loved the moment. So you bonded over a u-t-a

Yeah, and he was like I'm so sorry and I was like it's not you We keep on being that's so bad. You're like, well, why didn't you pee? And I was like, I'm tired. It's so funny how when you're comfortable peeing seems like the most challenging thing in the world. Well, I'm happy that you guys went through that difficult time together. And I feel like you've come out stronger. Yeah. And I didn't have any of my eucora stuff. I need to like keep eucora stuff in Charleston.

Okay, the next from page new story is the Julia Fox thing. How crazy. Did you see the photo shoot? Okay, so what did you know about Julia Fox before? Nothing? I had no idea. I had to look her up and I've and I'd never seen the movie that she's that that movie uncut James cut gems. I didn't see it either because apparently it was like super stressful Yeah, so I didn't know her she did that paper magazine shoot with Pete Davidson where they look like Barbie dolls Which is just I think coincidence Imagine going on his second date and having a photographer around the whole time and then you're getting asked, like it was almost like she played at NBA basketball game

and afterwards they were like, so how to go, how'd you perform, how was he, how are you feeling? But it's also funny because that's what Kanye wanted. Like imagine a girl goes on a second date with Kanye and writes a whole article about it in media. You'd be like thirsty, but he definitely was like all about it. Also, like the way that everyone is connected is so fucking weird.

Honestly, I feel like being an a-list celebrity is just going to a really small high school. Because for sure. Okay, so Julia Fox did that photo shoot with Pete Davidson. Yeah. Pete Davidson and Kanye kind of used to be friends. Pete has that whole story about how they like all went out to dinner. Now Pete and Kim are dating. Kanye like does this photo shoot with Julia.

Julia follows or Miley Cyrus follows Julia. Kim Kardashian doesn't follow Miley Cyrus anymore. And everyone was saying she was pissed about how much Miley was flirting with Pete when they did like their New Year's Eve thing. What do you think about that though? Miley and Pete or Kim and Pete. There's too much going on. It's too much. If you're Miley and you're performing with Pete, like obviously she's going to be a little flirty with him and funny.

Like, yeah, that's gonna be a little flirty with him and funny. Like, yeah. That's what they're paid to do. So, and also it's like, Kim, you're not married to him. And like, Miley's not trying, unless she did something sketchy that we didn't see, which is highly possible. Well, yeah. She wanted to like, so she's like, if she got to the show or something. Well, yeah, she was.

In Staten Island with him. Oh, Miley? Yeah. Unless she just showed up, Pete was probably like, yeah, come to us. Yeah, that's, I feel like I see them more being like, hang out friends, like, oh, let's get high and like laugh. Also, we don't talk about it.

Pete, since he's gotten his teeth done, it's changed the game, but like, we haven't spoken about that. His teeth have changed his whole identity. Guys are getting into the game. I saw that meme where it was like Pete Davidson looks like Beetlejuice if he was alive. And I haven't been able to get it out of my head for like a solid two weeks. And now that everyone is obsessed with Pete,

I'm like over it. Yeah, it was like our fun niche thing. And it's gone mainstream. I do think we have to discuss Kanye's date with Julia Fox. What the fuck was that? And like the fact that one of the quotes from her was like, we were taking pictures in the restaurant and everyone was like cheering us on. If I'm sitting at a restaurant and my waiter can't bring my food over because you're in the middle of a photo shoot I'm losing my shit. I'm losing it. I

Could just she like elbows someone in the face and she's like everyone was like loving it Connays eating people's french fries. It's like people clap for us. Oh my god. You know that girl on tiktok her. It's called Girlboss Oh my god, you know that girl on TikTok, it's called girl boss town, but it's a play on girl boss town. And she does all the things of what people should do for PR moves. She did one, she's really good. She did one about Kim's new skims line

and she was like, how epic would it be if Kim copied the photo shoot that Kanye and Julia did Like with Pete Cuz you imagine the drama. It's like a lunchroom drama But also it's funny you mentioned that a list of labs are like high school cuz it's like Clearly you're trying to make someone jealous Right, it's just like most obvious. They're not doing it on Facebook Clearly you're trying to make someone jealous. Right. It's just like most obvious.

They're not doing it on Facebook. Yeah, they're doing it. You didn't just bring someone else to the prom. Like, this is the world. You guys are world famous. There were like photos of him like straddling her on the floor. Like, I felt like I was a little intrusive. I was like, is this a soft core porno on their second date?

Like, it's weird even to kiss in front of cameras where he was like lying on her. I'm also not loving that Kanye, like, girls are like, oh my god, he bought me like an entire hotel room full of clothes. Like, yes, that sounds great. Like, I would love that. But also, he's low-key being like, you can't wear anything you own. Like, if you're sounds great. Like, I would love that. But also, he's low-key being like, you can wear anything you own.

Like, if you're gonna be with me, you're not wearing one piece of clothing that you own. And I just wouldn't like that. If I walked into a date and he looked at me, I was like, I have some other clothes you should try on. I'd be like, bitch, what's wrong with me? Yeah, right. I was like, I don't want this outfit.

It took me an hour to put this together, I was trying to put this out of it. And he's like, choose any of these other clothes. And then dress you like a fucking Barbie doll. It's, I don't know, I feel like, what's wrong with this outfit? It took me an hour to put this together, I was trying to put this out of it, and he's like, choose any of these other clothes, and then dress you like a fucking Barbie doll. It's, I don't know, I feel like it's very objectifying. Absolutely. I could see people being into it, but also it's like, what, I'm not good enough

with my outfit from Forever 21. It there's a difference between buying me gifts and not letting me wear any of the clothes that I wear. Also, like I'm not turned on by a guy who wants to create my fashion and like dress me like I'm not either. Imagine if Craig was just obsessed with putting together your outfit. No.

There's only room for one of us, okay? I can ask Craig a maximum of three questions fashion wise and then he's like, I don't know. I don't know and I know my limit. Like these shoes are these ones and then whole pick. But if I go over three questions, he's like, I really don't know. And I got it. And that's the appropriate response.

He's like, I was pretending and I was getting away with it. I guess this would just help you move faster, but clearly it's not. So I don't know. Also I get embarrassed when people take a photo of me in front of like anyone. Imagine a whole fucking restaurant watching your photo shoot. That is like prime time, like chewiness. Not even that's inappropriate word used for chewy, but if something was just that... It's inappropriate.

It's what it is. And it's just, it's rude. Like I'm trying to have dinner, not have a flash photography in my face. Also, it's a second date, which is fucking crazy. Like, think of second dates you've went on. You don't even know this person. And they just met in Miami for, on New Year's. It's like obviously good press, but.

And that's what all these celebs are thinking about. I mean, it puts her on the map in a type of way, but like in two weeks, if he's with someone else, it's like, look, it's gonna hurt. And he's definitely going to be. Yeah, but I am impressed with the turnaround time of Interview Magazine, like day of, they like that in interview.

Yeah, here's another tip. You never wanna be the rebound girl. Like if you're seeing someone and they just got out of a relationship, you don't even want to be the first girl that they had sex with. You do not. But I also think when they, if they like you right out of a relationship, they will tell you I need some time and like listen to them. Let them fuck around.

Let them go. And they'll put you in that box in their head of like, oh, like, because some people know they'll fall and they just like can Emotionally handle it. So yeah, respect that when someone says give me time. Don't wait around for them. Don't wait There's a it's a very finite amount of time. Yeah, and when they say that your response also has to be like, oh, yeah I'm not ready either because it really throws them off even though you've already planned the wedding You're like oh no, I'm not I'm not ready either. Let's yeah, let's like do our own thing for a couple months And then they get in their own head and then they come running and they don't want to lose you do not hit them up Do not check on them you just let you just let the universe take care of that

Also, I thought Kanye changes name to ye has everyone just ignored it. Also, I thought Kanye changed his name to Yee. Has everyone just ignored it? Yee. Yee. Oh my god, Hannah, sometimes I feel like you're literally 45 years old. No, but like everyone keeps calling him Kanye. So like, is everyone just ignoring him? I honestly, I think so. I think we'll just have started ignoring him. He also like says he's a genius, but like sometimes I feel like he is, but other times I'm like, no, you're just crazy.

He's a stable genius. This also got me thinking, because I did a video on TikTok, kind of talking about our idea about posting paragraphs in your captions and people were really into it. Like people were admitting stuff in the comments. Like this is what I used to do with my toxic ex. Like I totally get it.

And it got me thinking about how Chloe Kardashian had posted this long thing on his birthday. Yeah. A long caption and he had been, that long thing on his birthday. Yeah. A long caption and he had been, that girl was having his baby or he was, yeah, that day. Which is literally was sleeping with her like that week. Which is fucking crazy. But now people are coming back being like Justice for Jordan.

Have you seen any of these videos? Yeah, all the Jordan Wood stuff. Because people are saying that it's hypocritical that everyone was quiet when Kylie was with Tiger, Black China's ex. Yeah, but Kylie wasn't friends with Black China. That's very different. There wasn't that, but wasn't she, Black China was friends with like Kim and Chloe.

Yes, but there's no way you could equate Kylie's relationship with black China to what Jordan's was with Chloe I Mean Jordan lived with Kylie like she lived with the Kardashians like yeah, that was essentially like her older sister too. Yeah. I'm pretty split on the Jordan thing. Do I think that she should have been ridiculed as much as she was?

No. No. But I think what Jordan did was fucked up. But also, I don't know the true story. Like, she kind of made it sound like he kissed her and then she kind of like pushed him away. And that was that. But then also, she said it wasn't just a kiss. Like, it was kind of like pushed him away and that was that. But then also she said it wasn't just a kiss like it was kind of tongue. Yeah and like there were also reports

of like his leg or his hand was like on her leg like all the whole night and like. Dude you know what you're doing also like I don't know that's just like a sticky situation. I'm going to say it's never one person's fault and in that moment, I feel like Chloe wished that she was like Jordan, not cool, Tristan, not fucking cool. Yeah, I mean, I think they're both to blame. Because if you're in a relationship like that

and you're so worried about every other girl, the last thing you need to be worried about are also girls close to you. But you shouldn't be in a relationship like that anyway if you're worried about every other girl on the street because if they want to cheat, they're gonna do it. It doesn't matter who it's with. Well, then people are arguing that he was wanting

to get caught. They were friends at that party. Also, it's like a Valentine's day through party. Chloe wasn't there. I don't even know if there was technically together at that point. He just, he is a sex addict. He's wild. He's wild. He doesn't give a shit. Chaotic.

No, he is no empathy. That's a sociopath. Yeah. Yeah. So, that's our deep dive. Best of luck to Chloe moving forward. Best of luck to Kanye making Kim jealous. We love a petty bench. That love. Love. We're all just eating our popcorn watching this play out.

The reality show hasn't even come out yet, and we're already watching it. And I do think though there's something to be said about those couples that stay in the private eye like Angelina Jolie in the weekend Nothing oh quiet. What do you think about that? I love it. I love it. I love it. I think I'm So here for it. I do think the weekend is great taste in women like he was with Selena He was a fella and I think there's something like weird about them that I feel like I'd like like I feel like he's quirky

I like that. They're being quiet. I feel like it's them Protecting some there both. Yeah, they're both two very famous people who Don't care about being famous. They love their like art. They yeah, like she loves being an actress He loves being a singer, like, but they love that industry and the fame just happens to come with it, but they don't really care about it. We love. And I think JLo and Ben are somewhere just coming up with their next stunt.

Yeah. I'm just like, I'm not here for it anymore. I know, and I love her. I really do. If I could be here I would. But like I'm just not here for it. It's almost making, it's almost bringing her brand down. And guys this goes back to her mental health moment. Do you center yourself from men? Men are not the goal. They're not the win. No. You do you, boo. They're stupid. Anything. With that said, thank you guys so much for giggling with us. We have shows coming up in LA, Seattle, San Francisco. Check our link in the bio of our Instagram and then we're gonna be announcing East Coast

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