Giggly Squad - Giggling about bama rush, butthole bleaching, and the green line test

Episode Date: August 10, 2022

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What's up my glossy gigglers? I met a few gigglers this weekend and their first question was, does Hannah always have a G word prepared or like does it just come to her or does she look them up prior? I think sometimes she literally comes up with them two seconds before it. But I genuinely have no idea what she's gonna say. I just want to say that we tease that merch is dropping all the time but our merch has officially dropped. See you in small claims court is so dope, and then we have our apparently, which is...

The apparently is so cool. Apparently! Apparently, it looks like we're part of like a tennis team, and these are like, we like beg dark coach to do something like different and cool. You said that you have a lot of front page news. We just hit it. Yeah, let's just hit it,

because I feel like I'm busting at the scene I want to start with Pete and Kim, but I actually legally can't I have to start with Teresa's hair Did you see what I just wrote in the notes this morning? No, let me look because I do get a kick out of our goddamn notes I wrote leave Teresa alone God damn notes. I wrote leave Teresa alone. Ten thousand. Ten thousand dollars for glam. 1500 bobby pins in her hair. This is my my initial thought when I saw her. I had actually to like very distinct thoughts when I saw her. The first one is TLC's My Big Fat Chipsy wedding. Obsessed. Obsessed. That's what Tresa looks like. Two, her daughters hate her. Because there's in no situation,

you're looking at anyone who you're close to, friend, mother, and you're like, that's it. No, that's, do it like that. Wear it like that. So I have a hot take. OK. I love it. I love it. No way. I have a hot take. I love it.

No way. I love this. Look, Teresa, I feel like she doesn't even want to be a star. Like I feel like she doesn't care about reality TV. She just can't help but get tons of press and everyone talks about her all the time. And she is a fucking jersey queen. The tan, the hair. it was fucking perfection page. Hannah, what do you wear your hair like that

for your second one, I? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Here's the thing. Also, I liked, like I didn't mind her dress. I thought she looked good. I thought like the venue was cool.

I'm not a huge fog machine person, but if that's your thing, fucking go do it. Which we do fog machines during our live shows. A lot to reason. We shouldn't corporate fog machines more in place. She had gloves. Gloves were cool. I liked it. Like, yeah, I thought she looked cool. Her hair was insane. She was giving Amy Winehouse if she was from Jersey. Yes.

I think that like, I have to be here for Halloween now. Like I have to do. We page that's amazing. I have to do it. There's no situation I can't do that. And Paige could dress up as Louis. Is it Louis or Louis? Louis.

Louis? Louis. Louis. Louis. Louis is a very complicated name. people don't talk about it enough like we're not from France take out the S It's actually funny because I was laying in bed the other day Greg was like in the morning. He was like did you see trees is wide? It's like

I was like yeah, it's it is look the fact that Craig knows all bravo goss, like it gives you guys so much more to talk about than the average relationship with the dude. Yeah, it does. Like, he doesn't watch housewives, but he knows like who's who kind of. Yeah, he knows the spark notes. Do you think Lewis liked it? I, he gives me the PBGB, I feel like.

So I don't know. Are people hating on Lewis? I think people are, and I think he said that, pronounce it Louis. But you do, you for sure. Yeah, I don't think people like love him. Well, people were saying a lot because I mean, Teresa, or Melissa and Joe didn't even go.

Neither did Dina. Do you think that's because they don't like Louis? I could see Dina not wanting to be on camera, but they said that Teresa Something happened with Teresa and Melissa when they were filming this last season like in the past couple of weeks and that she did something so Irreq Rob, Irreq Robo? Irreq Robo, Irreq and Silable. Irreq and Silable. Irreq-In-Silable. Irreq-In-Silable, Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis-Divis and dancing at their house. Look, you can get uninvited from weddings for literally nothing these days. I'm telling you.

Well, I don't think they got uninvited. I think they chose not to go. Oh, yeah, they decided not to go. Yeah, they showed them at the Jersey Shore like packing their towels and stuff to go to the beach. And honestly, I'm not really sad. Do you know what I'm saying? I'm not really sad.

Next to that, sorry. Do you know what I was posting all these inspirational quotes too. But here's the thing, that would be the day of your wedding. I stayed home and just was posting inspirational quotes. It means like, shits fucked up right now, but I just don't like that Theresa and her brother have all this turmoil because I'm like, you family. Right, and also they don't have their parents anymore like they're really all each other has and that's so sad And I get it if Teresa did something like super fucked up

But like if it's because they don't like Louie. I'm gonna be like oh now you guys are standing up for the guy She's with the last one wasn't great. Yeah, I just like I Love Teresa. I really fucking do. Like she's been my favorite housewife forever. But I do find myself logically more on Joe and Melissa's side, more often when I'm watching. But like, here's the thing, there's no Jersey housewives for me without Teresa and Melissa.

Yeah, and I think that deep down there's tension of like, it's Teresa's the star and Melissa, it's kind of hard to be under, always under Teresa's like limelight. Yeah. You know, but then Melissa has like good moments. Yeah. I've met them both.

Yeah. Because you don't want to know what, looking at drama and then you're like, Yeah. Trying to pick the eyes. I like them both. I've met Teresa. Teresa was amazing don't want to know what, looking at drama and then you're like, yeah, trying to pick sides. I like them both. I've met Teresa. Teresa was amazing.

I mispronounce her name. She was so nice to me. She says, saying, what's in real life. She recognized me. She called me, called me, girl with no job, which was hilarious. And then apologize. I wish someone would do that to me.

Like she thought I was a literal icon. Yeah. And then I met Melissa. I did a whole fucking podcast with Melissa. And Melissa was so down to earth. Yeah. So smart. Like Melissa's a smart, like marketing, talented, tasteful, gorgeous genius.

They're just very different. Very different. Before I went on my Italy trip, Melissa gave me all these recommendations for Italy. And honestly, I feel like we planned a double date with Craig and Joe. and that needs to happen That's amazing. I do think that it's just two people who are very different in the same family and joke It's caught in between and Joe is hilarious

Loves he's passionate and she gets reckless great TV though. I can't wait to watch it. Can't wait to watch it. Okay next TV though I can't wait to watch it. You can't wait to watch it. OK, next. How did you feel when you first heard the news? Where were you when you heard the news that Kim and Pete have called it quits? A gigalore damned me. Yep, of course.

And I felt a sense of relief. I wasn't as shocked as like I saw. Like some people were very heartbroken about it. I like most things in my life, didn't care. LAUGHTER I just found it hard to muster up any fox. Like, I was like, oh, wow. But there was not really an emotion I could attach to.

I wasn't mad. I wasn't sad I felt nothing I kind of was annoyed and everyone joked that it was like a PR relationship I don't know if it's a PR relationship I just think it was like well I mean it was the same day that close baby was born so that was strategic do you think close baby being born that news was to quiet down the break up or do you think the break up was to quiet down the breakup, or do you think the breakup was to quiet down the baby being born?

I don't know, because again, both things if I heard on separate days, I would both have not cared. Oh! Okay, this reminds me of a TikTok I sent you where they were like, hot girls. We just don't know things and don't remember things because we don't have to. I don't know your names, I don't know places, I don't know the time. I don't know my and don't remember things because we don't have to. I don't know your names. I don't know places

I don't know the time. I don't know my opinions. Anything. Craig will say like really cute things of like one certain things that have happened in our relationship and I Not for a second when I remember it. Mm-hmm. Do you fake it or do you tell him sometimes? I've been like oh, yeah, yeah, yeah And then I so that's healthy and that's good. Well, it does a smart of the May, so that happens a lot in our relationship. But he gets a lot of- That probably makes things up. That's like, remember we did that so it was so cute.

So he's in Scotland right now at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. And he had this old video go viral when he was on a in China on a dating show Stop it stop it stop it. It's on his Instagram right now basically There's like 20 Chinese women who he the guy goes in the middle and has to kind of like perform for them Okay, or say something and then they like press the button if they like him or not. Yes Okay, I think he did okay, but it's funny to see their not. Yes. How many buttons did he get? He did? OK.

I think he did OK, but it's funny to see their reactions to him. How old was he? This was like 10 years ago, and I think he was dying his hair brown. So, he's going to Instagram. He's speaking Mandarin, and then he breaks into an Irish fight song. Basically, people were like, we must protect this man at all

cause, but he's definitely lived so many lives before you. Wait. breaks into like an Irish fight song. Basically, people were like, we must protect this man at all costs, but he's definitely like lived so many lives before you. Wait. Okay, you know what's so fucking annoying? That guys get so much hotter with age. Like, does this so much fucking hotter now? That's how I waited. This is hilarious.

He's singing a song. He's singing, he loves a sing. I Don't know that does love to sing. Oh, yeah, very musical. He did a whole Musical once where he learned to play the drums and did like a hip-hop music whatever He's just like whatever and I'm like is this mean funny and he's like shut up Oh, my god, I love that I'm ignoring What is it? Alabama, like, like, Alabama rush.

Oh, Bama rush. Alabama rush. I'm ignoring it because I feel like all those girls would have bullied me. I never watched it initially. I like that was just not my algorithm. I would have had to have gone and looked for it and I still am not getting fed any of the videos. It's not not my algorithm. You know, I feel like though you could be doing

character research by watching. Like when they do that. My name is Mary Lou and I am trying out for Delta Phi and I am wearing my mama's Gucci bag and these are my, see I can't even do it. No yes, that was so good And there's always there's always one thing from like this from sheen and my earrings are I forget where my earrings are from But I got this bar at from my mama. I feel like if Delta new says yes to me. I'm going to Never be seen again because I have social suit with the ad.

I'm not even gonna go to talk to Delta New. And the guys in, I'm supposed to say Fydy. Fydy does so much. Fydy. New York City is one big college campus. Delta Yupsalon uses too much cocaine. And my mom told me that's bad for my nose job to do cocaine. And you know, I heard that the Delta Gamma girls are rich and my daddy did work for American Express for two years before he got fired and then he cheated on my mom.

But I love Delta Gamma. I feel like every girl in that, like their dad could be running a Ponzi scheme. We don't know yet, but they will be on a documentary where like the mom is there. And she's just like, we were in a pyramid scheme and we had no idea. And he like vanishes. Like that's the vibe.

I think you're cheating. Have you watched, have you been like tracking Addison Reyes, mom and dad's activity online? Cause it is savage. No, what are they doing? Addison Reyes, mom did one of those like, you're red flag and it said bad taste in men and she like posted it.

And the dad's like being crazy. He's like doing drugs, just hooking up with people. Like he's like really into his own fame. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So what I think is we we love the Demelios, but I was talking with some people in LA and we decided that they need a reality show. They need a reality show.

Give Addison Race Family reality show. I mean, it'll ruin them. But who doesn't reality TV ruin? Correct. I'm like, what? Do it for her. It's a passing of the torch, you know? It's a fleeting moment.

Yes. But with Kim and Pete, I felt like Kravice was getting so much attention. You know when you almost feel the jealousy of a person, you're not jealous, but you feel they're jealousy. I feel like Kim was like, this isn't how it's meant to be. Courtney's the least interesting to look at. She should not be getting all this press. I can do this.

I can find a hot guy. And it's like, who's the it guy for the moment that I get along with? She even prefaced it on her show being like, I never wanted to be with him. I just like thought he had BDE. Like she went into it very, very, very, I wanna have fun.

And if you know Pete's history, he's known for getting like, he loves falling in love. He's proposed to like every girl he's ever been with. And like, that's not the energy Kim needs. Correct. In her life. I also heard speculation that MGK and Megan Foxx were like going to break up and that Kim came wanted to announce her's prior to theirs. But that could just be real. Oh, that would be fun too. I would love an Emmy.

I love a breakup and not to be negative. I just think it's empowering. I love to see people love a lot. Well, because you like to see after their lives, after they've gotten rid of some toxic person. Yeah, like, giga-lars will message me. But I just broke up with my boyfriend and your pod made me feel happier.

And I always just say, good, fuck that guy. Because that's how I feel. I don't need to know what happened You could have like murdered his puppy, and I'd be like, I fuck that dude I get some I just got a DM I didn't respond though because I like was like wow, I'm such a sinister person So me was like I just got I just broke up my boyfriend I just broke up like how did you get over a breakup where you thought you were gonna spend the rest of your life with someone?

And I was like, when did I ever say it? I was so impressed with my life with anyone I've ever dated prior. And I was like, I can't say that back. I do think that the Pete and Kim stuff was fun, but it was becoming like just too much. I don't know what you think. Would you think about Kanye West posting,

saying, skeet Davidson, what was the actual, did he do it like a two-year-old? I didn't know Kanye posted. Hold on. I'm gonna get it. On his Instagram? It's all funny, they're just regular people. Me, Haley, Kanye, we're just watching the news and commenting on it. He posted, Skate Davidson dead 2022. Oh no, Skate Davidson dead at age 28 and he did it on like the New York Times.

Okay, I don't like that. That freaks me out. Ah! Ah! I think it's that funny. I think it's so petty. And so... Is he saying like his career is dead? Cause it's not. No, like their relationship is dead.

Like see Pete, like get the fuck outta here. That's my wife. Like I have a feeling that Kim and Kanye are gonna get back to the other. No! No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think so. After his behavior, absolutely not. Yes, because I feel like I really identify with Kim Kardashian and sometimes, like...

Are you calling Craig Kanye? Yeah. Because sometimes when you date like a normal guy who's great for you like he's great for you And you know he is and this is like yes exactly what you need you want to go back to the crazy Like you miss the craziness and I think she's so like type A and every part of her life That she craves some type of like psychoticness. Hmm.

I mean, I would argue pizza comedian, so he definitely is crazy. That's true. She liked being a power couple. She likes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She likes people talking about who she's dating and being very impressed. Yeah, and it let's be honest, like Kanye is arguably a god as he would describe himself and like he's a genius. He's a genius. But this is a thing like I want the tea. I want to know what happened. At first I thought Pete might have broken up with her because he didn't want to shoot the reality show. But I thought

that she broke up with him because he was doing press articles saying about like how we want to be a father and I thought like maybe that would have freaked her out. I didn't like the little stuff I saw between them. I saw like a power dynamic that made me uncomfortable. Have you ever heard of the green line test? Oh my god, no, what is that? Okay, so there's this guy on TikTok and he does this thing called the green line test and he said it's like it's like been around forever, but he takes couple he takes photos of couples like not

him taking the actual picture like he takes photos from their Instagram and he says if you take a picture with your significant other and either of your head's lean, any type of way, you're not staying together. So, like, and it says, who is that? I know it's very true. I'm pulling up my phone right now. And it says, like, okay, like, so say you're,

you stand straight in the photos and Des leans his head into you. He's more into you than you are into him and you're gonna eventually get sick of it. And like, up and vice versa. That's so interesting, because I think there's a theory that when you find the right person, you can never take a good photo with them.

I feel like I take the best photos with the worst guys. Yeah. Because you're just focusing on yourself and you're just like, do I look good? I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it. It's like, you're the right guy, you're like, oh my god, it's me and him and I always look like a doofus. I'm just like, do I look like I do? I'm like, it's like, yeah. But with the right guy, you're like, oh my god, it's me and him, and I always look like a doofus. I'm always like, I have to like,

there are a few photos that I try to do with the green line test, and Craig does lean his head in, but then there are somewhere I lean mine in, and there, but there are somewhere where we stand. Well, you're just sleeping. Well, you're just sleeping. Right, but there's so many projects. I'm just tired.

What if my shoe hurt? But yeah, that's like something that they, that's like a thing on TikTok, the Green Line Test. I've learned some stuff on TikTok too. Apparently, perms are coming back. Like in your hair. Yeah. No, not your vagina.

I go forget a landing strip. Make it an afro. Like, but I lasered everything off What you got it would you do it? A perm honestly everything I've told you guys I want to do I do this is a growing and learning pod I'm probably gonna get a belly button piercing. I've been wearing low-rise skirts You're gonna get your belly button pierced. No, I'm actually too scared. Should we get our belly buttons pierced for my 30th birthday? No, don't make me cuz you know I can easily easily do anything with too much peer pressure on a camera on me

I don't know if I wanted you to either let me I don't think it's on it. Let me sleep on it I know what you have I know what you have to do for your 30th and I'm saying it right now Get my nipple. You're gonna kill me. What, you're gonna kill me. You're gonna kill me. What? I almost don't wanna say it, but now you have to Hannah. Okay, only the gig is gonna go, because I want you to have like a,

I want you to surprise everyone. Actually, you need to do it. Okay, what? You need to bleed to your brows. No, I'm not doing that. Oh my God, there would be zero convincing in the entire world. I would rather get like highlights and dye my hair than bleach my brows. You go, I'd rather get Kelly Clarkson highlights 2000 era.

No page. I sooner rather tutorial. No, it's editorial. It's editorial. I'm go editorial. Go high fashion, okay. You have to step up your game Hannah I'm editorial that would be out for almost a year now not touching them

Do you know the damage in which you would do to my brows? This is another one of your sabotage My nails are shit look at those and now you want to rid of the, quite possibly the best feature on my fucking face. Look, I know that you've been seeing I've been posting a lot of fashion and you're just protecting me. You're a friend of me. You're a friend of me.

Okay, you're a man of fasting, bad eyebrows for me. Okay, so let's go in between. Let's find a common ground. Can we use makeup to bleach it? Yeah, like we could put concealer on and like see what it would look like. Yeah, I'll like wear that out one night for sure, but like, you think I'm trying to take you down. I think you would become like next level fashion icon. I didn't think you were trying to take me down until I shit my pants

in New York City. Okay. That was all you. I knew, I know it was you. I had an epiphany in that goddamn bathroom. I can never go to Fide Eye anymore. You're not allowed in Fide Eye anymore. What is this on the on the on the shared note of bleaching your asshole? Oh yeah. Have you been on it? For all this time I thought bleaching our butthole meant bleaching your butthole hairs.

Because I'm so Italian. Hannah, Lucy Burner. Hannah Lucy Burner. Hannah Lucy Burner. I thought you just go blonde and you're butt hair. No, oh my god. I don't know, you're bleaching your skin. Why do people care what color skin your butthole is?

It's supposed to be like, okay, it's supposed to be like, your butthole is a different color than like your normal skin. So this like makes it the color of your normal skin. Who said that your normal, it has to, like, who, what? It's like, why can't your butthole look like a butthole? It's supposed to be like sexier if you can't tell that it's a butthole. Please.

Okay, I have to, I've been doing these like new man on the street videos. The next one I'm gonna ask guys, do you care what color her butthole is? Yeah, right that's right. Cause I never, I hang out doing these like new man on the street videos. Yeah, next one I'm gonna ask guys do you care what color her butthole yeah, right that's never I Hang out with a lot of dudes and I've ever once been like yo she was fun But her butthole was like a little too purple. I Have had a few friends do it not gonna lie. I've never done it. Have I bought a kit to do it? Sure have How do you do it yourself? I can barely shave my own balls. You can do it yourself.

It's actually, they say that you probably shouldn't, but you can. Does it hurt? I don't think it hurts. I think it tingles for a little. The thing that I bought was you had to do it over the course of seven days. This is like every night before you went to bed,

you put it on. I have it. I have it. Also I have a dd like for example with my closet. If I don't see it I don't have it. Right. And like with my body if I don't see it, like the hair is on the back of my knee, I don't have it. I don't hair. No, I agree with that too. Like sometimes I don't really straighten the back of my head, because I'm like not my problem. Your guys problem has nothing to do with it. I was not curled the back of my head. If I don't see it, it's not there. It's not there. And if you see it, that's on you.

Yeah, that's on you. Look away, look away. I'm sorry, I think my butthole's cute. Like I haven't looked at it that often, but I feel like a little cute, like pink, purpley moment is adorable. I think some of those are worse than others. Like I think it's very much a genetic thing.

So like, okay, here's a perfect example. You and I rarely suffer from like dark under eye circles. So there's a possibility that we don't really suffer with the color of our bad holes as much as like some other girls might. And some of the girls might feel self-conscious about it And so then they bleach their asshole Are you saying that both of us have good but holes?

I'm thinking like I Just thinking like yeah probably I've never had a complaint I Wonder if if you do like anal a lot. Sorry mom, and page is mom, if you get like black and blu- I wonder that too, but I don't think so. But totally, I mean, you are stuffing something inside there that like, nothing really should ever probably be going up your ass. I do think there's like three kinds of opinions. There's like guys who are like

Metro and want girls who are like everything is like perfectly manicured. Yeah. Off to manicured. Yeah. And then there's the guys who want it raw. They want dirty. They want smelly. They don't care. They don't care. Which is, that's more me. And then there's like the in between where guys like don't notice anything and you are doing it just because you like yourself a type of way. Yeah. We already know that the butt stuff is not number one on our priority list, but we obviously don't not get.

So I haven't thought about it enough to actually do it, or like, yeah, I Want to know from gig glories who are doing anal if you have do you have IBS is what I want to know I don't know if there's any of them that have bleached your asshole and what they think about it Yeah, messages because this is like a new thing. I'm very very So please don't use the comment section on any of the pictures But be sure to send a direct, private message. One thing I also don't know a lot about,

and I had this woman, Casey Balsham, I'm burning in hell to talk about it, and I realized how dumb I am. Do you know anything about like egg freezing? Like the eggs in our body. Sorry, I just, sorry. Is it brunch? Are we talking about brunch?

Because I know a lot about brunch. I just have to always make sure when it's like, when you're bringing something up, it could go anyway. You know, like I like to be the most informed I can be. Do you know about like IVF and egg freezing? Like if tomorrow you found out you needed to do it, would you know anything? I, yes, yes, I think I, yes. Oh yeah, because you had some, you've like checked out your overies. Yeah, I have PCOS. I actually just did a fertility test and I'm like waiting

for my results because I've been on birth control for a year and I'm like waiting for my results because I've been on birth control for a year. And I just wanna see if it's gotten more fertile. So I haven't done it yet, but I urge the gig, Laura's like, I feel like girls should get, I was gonna see paternity tests like you're on like more years. Why are you gonna freeze your eggs? No.

Well, I, it's not a plan, but like if it happens, you remember like she, no, was doing it on van, the pump, but she kept being like, I have to like stab myself with a needle every day. I have so many hormones and I'm like, how are you fighting with people every day? Yeah. While like, I would lose my mind.

It's then like, it's expensive and then you have to make embryos and then the embryos. Like it's a whole thing and a lot of girls don't know until they're trying to get pregnant, but they need it, which pisses me off for two reasons. One, because you didn't have to use condoms the whole time. Right? No, it's hilarious.

No, it's hilarious. Like, or fucking forget your birth control all the time. Right. For what you're in my life to me. Yeah, and then you also are like, damn, I need to now educate myself on this whole thing, because I feel like no one talks about it unless you're in a lurch.

No, seriously. Also, like, there's so many things that you have to deal with so much in your adult life that they don't even bring up in school. What does school even do? What does school do? The Pythagorean theorem? Okay, I'm going to jail for tax evasion.

Imagine if they taught you legitimately about life. Oh my God. Do you remember when you moved into your first apartment, by yourself, the few things that you realize really quickly, one, toilet paper is expensive, two, is everyone out here buying cheese? This is a crazy price for cheese. Also, everyone just does cocaine now. Is, is that just like a thing that everybody talks about? Like, there's a class

on like, okay, you're gonna use drugs eventually. This is how to do it safely and spend the least amount of money. Never in my life, my first year in New York City, I realized a lot about the adult world. And I was scared. Like, I was like, there's no way everyone's just like out here living like this. This is terrifying. This is why I've trouble with admin. Like, someone's been messaging me to send them

like a bank form for the last two months and I'm too nervous to ask what a bank form is and I like, won't ask the bank because it just stresses me out. You shouldn't have to be a finance major to know what a stock is right Right, I mean, it's it's scary that we've been even functioning up until this point

I know I know I also think about like because I'm turning 30 I think about like what year was it where I stopped thinking 30 year olds were old and Like it wasn't really that long ago, because remember being in your early 20s and you'd hear someone's 30, you'd be like, oh, fuck that bitch. She's like, it was 30. You're like, she's dead.

It's literally. There's a joke going around about the mom of Gilmore Girls, it's 31. She's 31 in it. Hannah, I just watched my big-fac rig wedding last night. She's 31 in it. Hannah, I just watched my big, factory wedding last night. She's supposed to be 30. Craig looks at me and he was like, oh my God, so embarrassing for you.

So embarrassing for you. I was like, what the fuck they made her 30? Like, she was this old spinster who couldn't get married. Yeah, it's the media's fault. It really is. I'm in LA right now, and I'm thinking about actresses. I'm now going out for parts of the mom or the sad aunt. I kind of love that.

Which is honestly kind of correct. I want you to play someone's, I don't like that you say aunt, first of all. Let's get that out there first and foremost. But I want you to play someone's like crazy aunt. I just started like submitting for roles and I got an audition for a woman with a Southern accent and I messaged my agent. I was just like, look, I don't want to offend anybody.

Like I don't want to offend the entire other community with this audition. So I'm going to pass. It was like for Comedy Central and I go, I've never submitted for them before and I feel like this is not putting my best foot on. And she's like, is it that bad? And I go, it's that bad. Like my friend Becca from Arkansas told me to never ever do it in public, so I don't think I should do it on TV now.

I go, but I do. My name page is really good at British accent. Did you call Becca and you're like, hey, do you have a second? Listen to this. Tell me from one to ten, how offended you are. No, Becca and in our again to fights because I would go to Arkansas and like people would be like, hey y'all nice to meet you.

And I'd respond like, hey y'all, and back is like, you're sound dumb. You're sound like you're mocking me. And I'm like, I'm not gonna respond to hey y'all being like, how are you guys? And I used to see you two and they're like, oh my god, how y'all doing? The other day I had to speak to a British lady and she

started talking to me and she was giving me directions for something that I had to do Hannah I didn't even think in my head I responded to her in a British accent and I go I'm so sorry I'm deep into love Island right now. And I don't know why I didn't have a filter there, and I apologize, and she goes, it's OK. I'm in LA, and I'm just talking like this. I do have to say I texted you, and I was like, I like LA. And in that moment, the universe was like, don't,

because I ordered an omelet with sourdough bread on the side. Yeah. And the most horrific thing happened to me. They gave me sourdough bread. Yeah. With no butter. Did they toast it? Barely.

Get out of it. It was an omelet with just bread. Get out. I looked around. I looked around because I'm like, sometimes I'm the problem. So I looked around and I said, absolutely fucking not. And I raised my hand and I said, can I have a side of butter with this bread?

And what they said? I mean, when you guys, if you don't know, when you order this in New York, like at a diner, you get bread smothered in butter. It's like a New Jordan P.L. movie. And it's like a New Yorker in LA with no carbs. Get out! I get it. Some people are allergic to dairy or whatever. I am too, but I don't go fuck. Rest in your ward, baby. Did they think I was just gonna eat red straight up? Like a horse?

Did you go to breakfast by yourself? I love going out by myself. I like how to feeling that you were like somewhere by yourself when you were eating this. You could just tell how sad vibes. It's sent in that moment. You're no fast. How long are you in LA for? I go, I love LA and you go, make a friend for it. Stop texting me. You go talk to someone else.

You hung out with our assistant on Giggly squad who hates you. You forced her into hanging out with you. She wanted to go out with their friends. You wouldn't She was like, oh my boss is my daughter's stupid Instagram store and it was like, this is my boss. LOL She fucking hates us I was literally such I'm 30 there are like 24 they come in the green room And I didn't drink any of my alcohol in the green room because obviously I'm bad at drinking so I was like, girls, do you want some like free alcohol from the cool on?

They were like, yeah! Oh my god! You're a method actress! This is the best day! But I tried to give them all shot and they're like, you're not taking a shot and I was like, no, and then they fucking, it turned on me and I had to take a shot and then I got drunk. And then there's a thing called a writer. I take your shot and I was like no and then they fucking it turned on me and I had to take a shot and then I got drunk There's damn fun for your olds

There's a thing called a writer where you can say like stuff you want in your room in your green room We still haven't decided what are like Arsus? You can be like Blue M&M Arsus is so weird. We're like three cubes of cheese Ars is so weird. We're like three cubes of cheese. Yeah, so I said I want apple juice

and they got like the biggest thing of apple juice and then I just left with my apple juice. You took it from the green room like when you were over and you're like I'm going home to reward myself. Yeah, there were people outside and I just walked out with an apple juice, jumped in a car and was out. Like a big like a family size bottle or.

Full moths, family size, brought it back to my hotel room. And it wasn't pretty. Yeah. What happened? It wasn't pretty. Also, I took Southwest. It was chaotic. I mean, I've taken it before, but I tried to avoid it.

It is, the Hunger Games wasn't inspired by Southwest. Have you done Southwest recently? Not recently, but that's all we used to fly in Albany because that was like literally like the only fucking airline there for a while. There's no assigned seats. No, no, no, no, no. It is like the LIWR.

And I know that it's cheaper, but I don't understand why they have to pick the most fucked up shit to make it cheaper. Like you have, everyone gets in a line and everyone has like a number while you're waiting to walk onto the plane You have to ask everyone what their number is like that is Way too much human to human interaction You have to go up to everyone go what's your number they go? I'm 16 I go. I'm 18. What's your number? Oh? I'm 19. Oh, I'm 18. Yeah for New Yorker. This is giving me hives

Yeah, no, no, I can't talk to people in an airport And then when you go in no one takes the middle seats, so there's like bags everywhere Southwest is the devil. Okay, finally. I've been fucking waiting for weeks. Did you watch the Shenai twin documentary or not? I did and what are your thoughts? I did I did. And what are your thoughts? I did. Shania Twain, I do have to say this was a little bit of like a puff piece. Okay.

Like it's definitely promoting her new thing coming out, but it's still great. Okay, it wasn't like as nitty gritty as you were expecting. Her life was fucking crazy. I also did just watch the show, Crow documentary, so I have to like remember, oh my god. Well hey, Shania Twain's life is wild. I'm remembering it now Okay, did they say talk anything about how her and her husband got divorced and then they switched like partners with their best friends This is why it was a puff piece. No, I had to find that out on my own when I was googling after and we're talking about it We're talking about it on giggly's Wings. Mention it all. Mention it all.

So Shania its Wayne is an icon because she basically from four years old, her mom was like bringing her to bars and making her like sing at night. Like her mom was like full stage mom. Her mom was definitely an abusive marriage. Like shit was really tough, but she was like so freaky talented. Wait, I'm, I hope that's not Cheryl Crow.

No, it's true. And then at 19, not to get dark, but both her parents died in a car accident. Stop it. Yeah. Oh my God. Did she have any siblings? And I think she had like three siblings. Okay. So talk about like figuring it out. She also basically when that happens you kind of question like

Everything you yeah, how could you not and you lose faith in everything? And she basically was like I was gonna quit like I was just gonna quit so this was her time to pop off and she's like I'm gonna quit Oh, and then so at this point was she like kind of famous or not really famous yet, not really. Not famous yet, but like so good. Like she's on the track, she's doing great, she's coming to her own, she was about to pop off. And it also always makes me sad when like the people

who love you pass away before they get to see you like accomplish certain things. But then again, let's be honest, the people who are closest to us like they know. Right. Your mom fucking knew you're gonna be on TV. Like my mom knew I was gonna be making anal jokes on a podcast one.

For sure. She saw you at four years old. She was like, she's gonna bleach your ass hole. Yeah. Yeah. Like, you're, like, Kim knew you were gonna be on Amazon selling clothes. Yeah. Okay, selling clothes. Yeah.

She was like, she can't read good. What can she do? Exactly. So, Shania basically is like, I'm gonna quit singing, but I have to find a way to pay to support three children as a 19-year-old. She gets this random singing gig at this like country club type thing. I don't know, but it becomes like successful. So she gets, she realizes, holy fuck, I can make money using this skill. Should I? Twin, like that don't impress me much. She is so

sassy and such a feminist. Yeah. But she did it, like, she's a fashion icon. That's why you have to watch it. Do you remember her like leopard outfit? Yeah. Like the hooded leopard music video. And then she did the music video. Man, I feel like a woman.

And she's wearing the tuxedo. But she's like so fucking sexy with the corset. Yeah. Shania Toine was my first concert ever in Albany. My dad took me and my mom, I don't know if my brother was there or not, not relevant. But I remember the first seeing her on stage was the first time I ever saw someone wear a high ponytail.

Like an eye attribute, like loving high ponytail. Like we have Ariana Grande now. When I was younger, we had fucking Shania Twain. And I, everything she wore on stage, like I just fucking loved looking at her. I thought she was so pretty. I thought she dressed so fucking cool from, for like the next three months, like all I would wear was a high ponytail. She had a visual idea of exactly what she wanted everything to look like.

These people are not just singers, they're full on fucking creators. And she also challenged what country music was. Because country music women just didn't pop off. And she came in, and she's also Canadian. So she kind of came in with this country Canadian vibe, where she was like I don't give a fuck what you like Southern American men are telling me what country has to be. And wait, so at this point is this like, is this like early 90s right now? Like when she gets famous? Yes. Okay. And her first, she basically does really well and then she decides, I want to be an international superstar, I don't want to just be

international superstar, I don't want to just be a like country person. And I forget how many songs she did. Don't be stupid, you know I love you, don't be ridiculous. My mom had her CD and we used to blast it in the car. I loved it. I used to have this big mirror and I think I was playing the now CDs. Like, remember now, I guess we're so old.

Now, like, one, two, three, four. Now, now I love music. And I would just watch myself in front of the big mirror and just dance. So, I guess I was pretending I was in a music video. Like I was pretending I was many more. Like I imagine mean girls, you know, when you walk in and the little daughters shaking your ass.

I was doing like, junior in a bottle. My mom bought me like a headset. So like Pretenda, I was like in concert. And I wore that for so many different things like I was in I- you put your hand to your ear when you're doing the high note. I would pretend to be Jennifer Lopez in a wedding planner and pretend that I was planning a wedding around the backyard. My mom's like oh my oh my god that's so funny. So she, I guess she gets married.

I kind of forget when she got married. So they didn't put any of this in the documentary. We need like Amazon to come in and do like a fucking... They were de-sendering men, but basically she got married and she was with this guy for a while. A long time. But I don't think that they had any kids and they were best friends with this other couple. And then the husband started sleeping. Her husband started sleeping

with her friends and they got together and he left her. And so then the other two were like left and they were like we should just we should just bang one out. And they basically did. And I think they're still together. Yep. So OK, I remember. She fell in love with her producer. He's like this British guy named Mutt Lang. And people were like, oh, she's successful,

because this guy is helping her write all these videos and stuff and write all the music. And they stayed together. They break up, he cheats on her, yeah. But like, she fell in love with the girl he cheated on's former husband and there together and they are like loving life, he's hot. Is that crazy?

That's crazy. And she lives in Switzerland. How sh-fucking cheek. I know. I kind of want that for myself. You want to, I feel like at some point you'll live in Ireland. Do you think you would? I just love Europe, you know?

Yeah, no, you're so coo-thier, so chic. You're a peon. Well, you're a children. I think we've already, I've already asked this. My children are going to speak Mandarin and they're going to talk shit about me with their father. But I do have to say, Cheryl Crowe was equally as fascinating.

Did you like Cheryl Crowe? Yeah, I liked her song that she had with Kid Rock. I don't even know that one. Yeah, you do. The one that's like, I put your picture away. Yes. Wait, was the Shenaya doc, was that on Netflix?

Or was that on Amazon? It's on Netflix and Showtime is the Show Crow one. Show Crow's fascinating because she, their personal lives fascinate me. She was engaged three times. And never. Who isn't, you know. She fucking got stuck with fuck boy Lance Armstrong.

Oh my god. I forgot about that. And then it came out that he like cheated on the whole like thing and he was taking steroids and all that shit. I've watched Lance Armstrong documentary. That man is a monster. I mean, he's like psycho-competitive. He's definitely like so alpha, he walks in a room, and he's like, I'm better than everyone. Was he dating him when that all came out? Oh my God. Okay, so she's with him.

And she did say it's the first time she was like, I was so into him, I just wanted him to marry me. She was like, but it's the first time I did feel like my light was kind of dimmed, because like everything was about his competitions Yeah, I mean she's a full make a star by that. Yeah, and she's fucking Cheryl Crow Crow and she's like following him around his stupid bike rides. Yeah, and You imagine he really is like like meter

She she was really in love with him and just wanted him to propose It drops that he's a fucking cheater that he's been taking steroids after denying it for a long time after doing a whole fucking thing about how he recovered from the secular cancer without any help. So she's basically broken. She's like, who are you?

Like you're a liar. What is this? The next day, he shows up with a six-karat ring proposing to her and she goes that's and she said yes But she tells the camera she goes that's not how I wanted it to happen and they engaged my fall apart. Oh Cheryl, I don't did you forget married after that? I think she's single and But she adopted two boys because she just wanted kids And I guess she didn't do like the egg freezing ship but she adopted two amazing boys.

But the thing was Cheryl is she's gorgeous and like so powerful and so cool. I was loved Cheryl and Shania to put out a song together. I know. But I have like a fucked up story about show Crow 2. She basically has her first hit song called Leaving Las Vegas that she wrote with his band, they like helped her write it. And she performs that in David Letterman for the first time. And you know, when you, I guess you do well in a performance, David Letterman says, Hey, come to the couch and

talk to me. And she said she's like, I was so nervous, I wasn't prepared to like do an interview. I was just there to sing. And the first question, he goes, was that autobiographical? And she just panicked, and she's like, yeah, and he goes, did you live in Las Vegas? And she's like, no, it's kind of like, it's like LA, it's like concept of like leaving your dreams kind of thing.

And she just kind of like panicked, it wasn't like a big deal. The day after her band goes to the press and it's like Cheryl is taking credit for our work and they got it inspired by a book saying Lieben Las Vegas and two weeks later the author of that book kills himself. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, like, you know how it is when you're in an interview or podcasting or kind of nervous. You just kind of say something to like, yeah, witty or funny. Yeah.

And she starts crying this current day, like crying just, she still is so traumatized by all that. But it turns out that author was like going through a divorce, like there were clearly other things going on this man's life. Right, right. But she goes from that moment on, I realized that I have to keep some things to myself and I can't give myself to everyone.

And the fucking documentary starts off with a guy interviewing her being like, so Rolling Stone said this about you and she goes, oh, I don't read stuff about me. No. And he goes, I'm gonna tell you what they said. And she goes, bananas, banana, peanut butter, peanut butter, like she doesn't wanna hear.

And I was like, oh my God, that's what we do on Gagley Squad. Wait. Now if there's something that I don't wanna discuss on Gagley Squad, I'm saying bananas, banana, peanut butter. I'm gonna just start repeating random words to him. And then she was like fine. And then he told her some mean review review she got and she's like thanks cool But you just realized like the way you survive actual like public eye stuff you can't

This is for hilly Bieber you can't watch everything My love hilly my love Don't watch my sick shot. I love block. Haley, just block me at this point. Oh my gosh. How old is Cheryl Crow? 60. Shut the fuck up. And she looks amazing.

She looks amazing. Oh my god. I was going to literally say 4 Nephi. I know. She looks so good. She's so cool. It's very inspiring to see the, like, because we just know their music.

We don't know the background of it all. Right. Because when people see that, like, because we just know their music. We don't know the background of it all. Right, because, like, when people were famous, like, their peak fame was like late 90s, 2000s. Like, you really, there were no phones. Like, you really didn't know. I mean, that's like when Derek Jeter said, like, if I was famous now, like, and there were phones, like, it would have never lasted. It's crazy that we know the words to our songs and we never like it's just because they've just played our whole life like I'm gonna soak up the song.

Yeah, that's show crow. Yeah, the song. If it makes you happy. You guys I'm a singer. You didn't know that about me. I'm a singer. That song. I can't wait to know. All I want to do is have some fun, the show crow. You know, I hate when people just randomly start singing. And I don't know what to do. It's kind of like when guys pick up the guitar, even if it's good.

I'm like, this is awkward for me. So I'm doing it. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. I had some musical theater friends who would literally just be like mid-story, be like, and then sometimes I get lonely I'm like no no no no no no you sing like I had some musical theater friends like I didn't know at the time you know the movie bring it on when they got when they're like like the cheerleaders are like trying out and the one guys like

Sorry, it's not the audition for Pippin They don't get the best and they get so much hate. Oh my god. They do they get so much hate and they're so fucking creative And they get so much hate. Oh my god. They do they get so much hate and they're so fucking creative They're so creative and cute. I'm working on this bit like how seltzer is like spicy water people say But I feel like seltzer is like water if it was in musical theater It's like I Totally fucking get it. Right?

It's like in your face and you're like, I get it. Your water with a flare, I get it. That's so fucking true. I'm going to make you stare. Finally, I have a really good documentary for everyone to watch. The most hated man on the internet on Netflix. Which is who? Homest.

His name is Hunter Moore, which sounds like a douchebag. I've never met a guy named Hunter that I trusted. Were you familiar with the site? Is anyone up? Come. No. It's one of the most disturbing things. site is anyone up.com. Um, no. It's one of the most disturbing things.

It's like worse than Girls Gone Wild where basically it's revenge porn. Wait, I saw, I watched the trailer for this. Yes. It's bad. So they would get people to submit, it's just like a woman hating site and they'd post revenge porn. So they would get off on like embarrassing these women, but they would not only post revenge porn.

They would post the, they would dox the person because doxing revenge porn, that wasn't known as like illegal back then because the internet was still like the wild wild west. They'd post their name, their Facebook page, like any information about them. So if someone Googled your name, they would just see your fucking revenge porn. Ruining lives. No, that's literally my worst nightmare. And this girl who actually kind of looks like Haley Bieber gets on the screen and she's like, I woke up one day and my life changed forever. I was on that site and she goes,

the crazy thing is I never sent those photos to anyone. It was just in my email. So they were hacking girls' emails. Like it wasn't even guys submitting it. So what happens is she had to then call her mom. She was my mom was my best friend. I imagine having to call your mom, it being like my needs are online. And this mom is such a hero.

She went into full mom mode and she was like, we're taking this guy down. And she then contacted like four or the other girls on the site, found out that like it's a true, like there's a hacking thing that's actually legitimately illegal back in that time. And everyone was warning her, like this guy Hunter Moore is gonna ruin your life.

It was risky. What if this guy Hunter Moore, if you contacted him, or like take down my photos, he would write like LOL. No, no, no, no. I'd like that's like I would murder that person. I think he ends it up going to jail but I think he's out of jail now. Yeah. So, um, okay, I want to watch that because I watch the trailer for that the other night. I do think our generation like our biggest fear was our needs being online. For sure. And I get why you love documentary so much. I think it's the

reason like I love love island so much because like we want to watch reality TV but we don't. Exactly. It's the closest thing to reality TV that I can get without being trickery. Because like I like someone just asked me recently, like, or you caught up on Atlanta housewives, and I was like, I sooner rather die than like watch a reality show like that because it's so fucking triggering that I need, like so I've been starting to be like,

I need to watch documentaries more. Well, Alaina was like, are you watching LaVilla? And I was like, I can't watch reality TV. And she's like, it's not, it's not like Bravo. It's different. And I was like, I can't watch reality TV. And she's like, it's not like Bravo, it's different. And I'm like, I'm still. It's still good to it. I can't watch 90 Day anymore. Oh, I'm sorry.

I know. I know. Thank you. Because I've been saying that to people and they're like, OK, why? And I'm just like, you don't get it. And that was the proper response. Thank you.

I'm like, no, I'm sorry, because reality TV has done so much for our careers in our lives except that we loved watching it. I can't even see the logo without an i-twitch. And I just like I can't I can't watch certain things. It's like so triggering and I'm just like I do or like your brain just immediately starts like being like how what's not how that happened. You start feeling bad for people and then you're fucking, then you're going through your own shit and you're projected on them. And I'm just like, I need to take a cold shower.

Are you watching Southern Charm? No. No. No. Oh, so you're not even seeing the episodes? I, I'm seeing like certain little clips, but I can't watch the full episode. You used to love such a thing.

I know. I know. I see my face and I'm just like, oh my god, I'm so excited. Well, I heard it's going really well. Oh, great. I'm proud of you. Thank you. I'm proud of you.

But I like documentaries because it's like, but still, documentaries are biased too. The person doing it, there's there's always an angle that people have but I do like raw stories of seeing how people overcame stuff or how they chase their dreams. That's fun for us here at Giggly Squad. Thank you guys. Why did I turn to a Barbara Walters interview. Thank you so much for giggling with us today. We love you so, so, so, so, so much. And we have a couple tickets left in New York and Boston, go to Giggly Squad, Instagram.

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