Giggly Squad - Giggling about being delusional, French girls, and our funerals

Episode Date: June 13, 2023

Hannah is back from her Paris trip and it is her whole personality. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are back in action. Are we? We are in bed. Are you mad that I put you on blast in the back of my Instagram story and on TikTok and on my Instagram grid? If I got mad at that, I would want you to personally punch me in the face and unfriend me. You look gorgeous when you sleep. Thank you so much. Was that creepy for me?

You want to know what's on the first time I've been told that? I have been told that I sleep and I look like an angel. See when I sleep I look like a melted candle that got hit by a car. I didn't even know my mouth could open that way. I mean I'm going to be honest, the only person that's ever said that to me is my dad. He's my number one fan, so... You just had like a really snatched jawline and I was like, person that said that to me as my dad and he's my number one fan. So you just had like a really snatched jawline and I was like, she'll be okay.

Well, I'm a professional in sleeping in glam. Yes. So whenever we get our glam done, we're always like, we're gonna take a quick nap and they start freaking out that we're just gonna like, ruin it. I'm like, look, we're fucking professionals. Yeah, I've, I take my best naps when I'm in glam

because I feel like I know I look stunning. You're gonna be so good on your deathbed when you're like have to lay back and you're fully glammed up. What is it called? Are you thinking about like when you're actually dead in a casket? Yeah Well, I'll be dead you when you're in bomb In bomb sounds like a new TikTok trend for your pores. I'm gonna be honest. I think I'm going closed cat. You're closing.

You're closing. It's funny. I think my Nana wants to close too because she's like, look, it only goes downhill. Yeah, like anything on top. Yeah, like Instagram if you want to see what I looked like. Am I really gonna trust like someone to give me a proper spray tan? I don't think so. So, and I would be there though,

if I'm still around being like, she wants like gold, just like, gold, I feel like I know exactly what you tell the people. I show them. She just wants like a glowy skin like bronzy. A dewy look. She's really more about skin. And then eyes just browns. She's simple brown

and then if you could use just like a smudged eyeliner, she loves that. Wait, thinking of each other at each other's front and shoulders. They do. Like because I could picture you being at mine. I thought you were saying I could picture you being dead. No, I couldn't. That's why I'm like, I'm a diverse. I could picture you being at mine. I thought you were saying I could picture you being dead. No, I couldn't. That's why I was diverse. I could picture you being at mine and getting heated, like people showing up and being like, you're not even that close with her.

Oh no, people being so dramatic and posting it for the likes, like using you for likes, I would get so mad at it. I'm like, you weren't there for her. When her pants ripped before the premiere and she I'm like, you weren't there for her. When her pants ripped before the premiere and she's freaking out, you weren't there. Oh my God, how did we get on my death? Well, I guess continuing the dark pathroon does trick me to go on a bunch of walks

that turned into full on hikes. And yeah, like where in France? Like on hiking paths? to like full on hikes. Yeah. Like where? In France. Like on hiking paths. Well, it was like, oh, there's a path by the water. Okay. I'm okay with that. Yeah.

And then next thing you know, we're like in a cliff. Like a full, it's beautiful, but I'm like, what were you wearing? Like were you prepared for said hike? No, but I was wearing my hookas, which I could do anything in. How's Shaghoca? Swipe up, my pediatric shoes. I do think that I don't like hiking now,

because it's like, I want to be able to pee, poop, or eat, or leave at any time. And once you're like on that hike, like, you need to go fully back to like, continue the rest of your life. Wow, I'm just thinking about you literally shitting your pants on a hike. No, that's a big sphere.

If it's gonna happen to anyone, it's gonna happen to you. And men, they could just like pee anywhere. Like does pee is literally every three seconds. Yeah. Where I need to do a, I don't even know what I would do. Imagine me shitting off the, on the French Riviera. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha in Santa Fe. But this is the most booked up part. We would be like alone with like all these rocks and like we look down and it's this beautiful water. And the thing that comes to my sick brain is like, oh, you know, you could push me and say that it was, that it was I trepid. I think about it all the time. And he goes, what? And I was like, no, like you could murder me right now and get away with it.

And I just look at him and he looks at me. And he's like, can you stop? And I'm like, I don't know, I'm just letting you know, like this is how it happens. At any point, because like, they're men, if they really wanted to forget like the logistics of them not wanting to get caught, if they wanted to kill you, they could. People would believe that I tripped in my hockas. Yep. On a stone, I was trying to shit off the cliff.

Also, I would make them take photos and I was like, this is how most influencers die because they try to get on the cool rock. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like, oh, really there, how long are we there yet? He was like, you can walk on these rocks by the ocean that's off the beaten path. And you know I'm not wild like that. Right. I love a path that's been beaten. I want a face beaten path.

So we start going, I'm like, are you sure? Cause this looks feral. Like this doesn't look. It looks uncapped. It looks uncapped. And he's like, no, this is good. We got to the point where like, there were moments where I'm like, are you sure? Cause this looks feral. Like this doesn't look. It looks uncapped. It looks uncapped. And he's like, no, this is good. We got to the point where like, there were moments where I'm like, I just have to step in water now.

And then I was like, I think you made, I think this is wrong. This is my mistake. But like, you can't, either, you have to go all the way back or keep going. And then I was like, you know, it's every man for himself. And I just, and I just started going.

Yeah. It was traumatic, but like we did trauma bond from it Mm-hmm, but if you want to get me on hike you just trick me and then I realize now I know how you feel when I say hey, it's like three minutes away and then two hours later We're still on a highway walking we're still walking and we're sweating. So I apologize to you. Thank you I love the only one on your honeymoon and realized things about our relationship. Yes. Like, do you want to tell them what you've been doing during meet and greets?

So we do like extensive meet and greets and we have so much fun with it. Sometimes it's a little too much fun. And there was this like sweet sweet mom, maybe like 70, who's standing next to me and Paige and her daughter. And I feel a full palm on my butt. And I'm like, you know what, let this mom have a good time. She's like, it's cute little caboose. You know what mom's like?

Oh yeah, it's cute. It's cute. And then you look at me and you're like, you like that? And I was like, did you just tailor-swift me? I couldn't get it together the other night in terms of my posing. Like I was just, I didn't know where my hands were going. And so I would switch it up.

Sometimes I would rest it just on your waist. Other times I would be full palm on your butt and then the last time I was like crushing your back and your hair, it got very weird. It was weird but like long story short. We have a good time. We have a good time. We have a good time.

Long story short, if there's any takeaway from our friendship and this podcast, it's, we have a good time together. And then you said today, you said, if you ever have a bad feeling, leave. Do you remember? Yes, I said, if you ever get a bad feeling, just leave wherever you are and you're honest. The back of the Uber. If I left every time I had a bad feeling, I'd be an Asia-Kana.

And I lost my mind, like I couldn't breathe. And that was an A-D-A-M laugh, but that hit different. There is no one on this planet, Hannah, that could physically make me laugh at A-D-A-M, but you, you are the only person on the planet. Even if someone said the funniest joke, I'd be like, shut the fuck up. I do have to say, if Craig listens to this, like, if I get murdered, it was Craig. For sure. I actually think you should start keeping a known your mom in.

It's like that's Craig did this. Craig did it. That was the airport? Paige famously gets everywhere like three hours early because she she's pretty anxious about everything. And I'm anxious about everything but I like to like you pick your battles. I pick my battles. Yeah I like a little bit of fear. So I got there an hour before like a normal person. Page is nowhere to be found. Which is off brand for me. It was like I was joking about it but deep down I was

worried. You were like where is she? I was like when you got there I was joking about it, but deep down, I was worried. My friend. You were like, where is she? I was like, when you got there, I was gonna be like, hey, do you wanna talk about anything? Like, what could have possibly happened? Then I get there, and I realize it's because she's with Craig. Yeah. It complicates things because he, okay, so he had a flight out of LaGuardia at 11 AM.

We had a flight out of LaGuardia at 10 AM. We had a flight out of LaGuardia at 10am. So I said we have to leave the apartment at 8.45. Well, I also have started doing this thing with him now, where I tell him a different time. Smart. Because I'll never get out. Craig truly is my toddler. So I have to trick him, make sure I have snacks, and make sure I have activities for him

to do. You use the snacks to lure him. Yeah, so I'm like, I have to trick him, make sure I have snacks and make sure I have activities for him to do. You use the snacks to lure him. Yeah, so I'm like, we have to leave by 845 knowing that I really didn't have to leave by 9. We left by 9. So let me just put that out there. But by 9. So I see you too and Paige never told me that Craig was with us. And then I see him sitting at the gate.

So I'm like, oh, he's crying on to work. You're like, no, no, no, no, he's not coming. And then we had this moment where he had to like, give you off to me. Yeah. And I for some reason felt like I'm your husband. Yeah. And you were leaving, you're like a fair.

Got it. My eyes check. It goes like, I hope you had fun. Yeah. And now she's going to go back to daddy. And we have to get to work. But I hope you guys, guys too looed together. I maybe did some freaky shit that we don't do.

Well, when we got to the airport, this is the part you don't know. When we got to the airport, I said, okay, let's go to the gate, like I wanna see Hannah, and like a full toddler, he said, but can we just get scrambled eggs first? And so then I had to say, okay, we can go in and get scrambled

eggs, but we got to go quick because I want to go see Hannah like she's sitting at the gate by herself and he was like, well, why can't she come to the delta lounge? And I was like, because it's kind of a far walk and we don't do walks. I didn't even, oh, I did end up asking if you wanted to come. Yeah, you were like, no, it's a far walk. It is, it's like, hi, I've already been on 70 hikes in the last few weeks. You're not getting bamboozled once again for a hike. But I do have to say, one way that I am like Craig is that he knows he has the Dululu confidence, Dululu, which is what we're calling it now. I had that confidence during a 10-course meal in Paris.

I had the confidence that I could eat all the food. No, that I could cook this food. And I know this sounds crazy and you guys are like, Hannah. Well, I would say it sounds a little more than crazy because I've never eaten anything you've made nor seen you make anything. So, you know how art, when it's like so crazy, it becomes like basic, like you're like my kid, I don't know if a kid would be like my cat, could paint this.

And you guys would be like, this is art. Yeah, like when you see the ones where it's like all paint splatter and it's like, it's literally just red paint. Yeah. I'm like, I could do that. This is how I felt with these meals because one thing I do know is I know flavors.

Yeah. I've eaten every flavor and they'll be like, you never thought the combination of asparagus with vinegar and, you know and a piece of corn. Yeah. And I'm like, this is me drunk eating at night. I've put this together. This is a deconstructed sandwich.

This is when you don't have bread. This is what happens. And then they will just blend it all together. I'm like, that's when I got too drunk. How many times did you hear the phrase, like a reduction sauce? A reduction, a fusion, a glaze, a glazed. A glazed.

A warm glaze. Yes, and then they have frisay. What is that? That's like really chopped up lettuce. We would never run into it. It would never come across like that. It would never come. It would never come.

Lettuce, never heard of her. But like this meal took three and a half hours to the point that Des is back was hurting. And I was like, babe, don't fucking embarrass me. Yeah, we're the final round. Like, this is the hunger game. Should you eat all 10? Yes, but the thing with this food is like,

it's so healthy and pure and light. A lot of them are even just like one bite. Yeah, like you're hungry after. I've only ever gone to one like Michelin star five to 10 course meals in my life and I was really, I was young, I was only like, I would say like 22, I had just moved to New York. And let me tell you something,

I walked out of there, famished, started. I'm starving. Hungerier than my starving. Yeah, literally it was a tease. It was a tease because they are their one bite and it's like so good. It's like the chef has been working on this for 10 years. And you're just like, get a hobby. That's insane.

The test was cracking me up so much because they would do this like explanation of it. And then he would look at me and he's like This is the blood of a boarded children They say the most insane come up with like the crazy No, it's so nutty and everyone's so serious and you want to be like you want to laugh so hard I even feel that way at like normal restaurants when they like bring wine over and they're like they want you to taste it first I'm like who are we really? Who are we doing this first taste before? I want to do a YouTube vlog of us tasting

wine at restaurants and saying no. No, that's what I, like every single time. And sometimes Craig will give it to me to taste, like as if I know anything. But he's playing into it. Yeah, he's like trying to act super gentlemanly at the table knowing that I don't know fuck all about wine. But every time I sip it, I'm like, act like super gentlemanly at the table, knowing that I don't know fuck all about wine,

but every time I sip it, I'm like, it's disgusting. I have a hot take. Wine tastes like vinegar to me. Well, it like, it's like fermented grapes. But like if you keep wine out and like it goes bad, it turns into vinegar. I would love to think. I agree, that sounded true.

Yeah, that sounded right. That sounded right. That's true. Yeah. I think that I would love to test people with the grossest stuff and be like, this is 48 year old aged. Yeah, from a chocolate.

Yeah, in a barrel, in the south of France, no one's touched it but monks. It's literally just kind of cheesy. You can't left it in the fridge. People were like, we could get Craig. For sure. Craig could be like, wow, this is really how quality compared to other ones I've had before. The one time we and Craig were staying at a hotel and I had booked the hotel so the room service was all under my card or whatever.

This man tried to order a full caviar bar and I looked at him and I said, tag your sponsor. First of all, who do we think we are getting a full caviar bar? Do you like caviar? Did you see a lot of it in France? Okay, great question. So I'm not a caviar girl, even though it's been trending, where girls do like the cream, the caviar, and the pancake thing. Yeah. I'm not gonna eat her. I'm not gonna eat her.

I'm not gonna eat her. I'm not gonna eat her. I'm not gonna eat her. I'm not gonna eat her. I'm not gonna eat her. I'm not gonna eat her. I'm not gonna eat her. I'm not gonna eat her.

I'm not gonna eat her. I'm not gonna eat her. I'm not gonna eat her. I'm not gonna eat her. I'm not gonna eat her. I'm not gonna eat her. I'm not gonna eat her. I'm not gonna eat her. I'm not gonna eat her. I'm not gonna eat her. I'm not gonna eat her. beat that they made like really thin and then they made it look like a rose. You were like I could just shoot in the bees. I could obviously do that.

Yeah, you're like I'll look this up on pictures. It's origami. I can literally Google what. So I'm like not impressed. And also it's so funny because I inhaled all my food. They definitely went back like disgusting American. She's just going up her nose. How it's disgusting. So they they had this cream, like fatty cream, with caviar, like orange caviar in it.

I tasted it. I damn lost my mind, because it's sweet with the beat. It's salty with the caviar and creamy with this milky thing. So that was my favorite. Do they give you bread because there's so much. They give you so much bread. And then occasionally they'll be like, do you want a cheese plate in between?

Like just for giggles. Just for giggles. Just for giggles. Yeah. And my favorite thing is when they give you stuff, they tell you how to eat it. So they'll be like, we highly recommend you start with the orphan blood.

Yeah. There you go. Love if you snorted this orange dust. Yeah. So that your fat color, your throat, can really get the invigorating flavors. And then this is actually the cum of the chef. The chef was so turned on by his previous roasted pork that he came everywhere. He ejaculated. But he'd been eating

roasted eggplant for 73 days up until this ejaculation. And we've never seen something like this. But they tell you like the order to eat it. And I'm like, bitch, don't tell me how. Just put it on the table and buzz off. If the does was like, this is so fun, like we should make this our thing. And I'm like, this is a super expensive hobby.

If this is our thing. No, that's a, I am expecting you to invite me over to your house for a 10 of course meal with a shaved rose beat No, I swear to God. I think I could trick someone I think we should try it I think I could talk because it's crazy shit like sometimes it just looks like a puddle with like a leaf Yeah, like I could pull that shit off and I know flavors. You get acid, fats and sweets and you mix that shit up. Like literally. If any of the gigglers are professional chefs,

we do apologize and we will put a disclaimer at the beginning of this because- We're not speaking about female chefs. Certainly not. Certainly not. I'm surprised neither one of us have ever dated a chef for how much we love eating. Because chefs are crazier than stand-up comedians, you heard?

I- What? What? Yeah, huh? You're so focused. Just... What? What?

What? What? What? What are we eating? What? What are we eating? What are we eating? What are we eating? What are we eating? What are we eating? What are we eating? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Where is that? What type of slang? I'm crying. I can't breathe them sweating. Oh my god, don't look at me. We can't put the air conditioner on because we're not in it. We're sweating. Wait, we're in Chicago. We're in... God knows what the fuck hotel I booked. No, it's all in the video.

I was. We get out of the taxi because we couldn't get an Uber. I stand in the front of the hotel and I'm like, I've stayed at the hotel before with an ex-boyfriend so I'm already annoyed walking into it. The most toxic one of all of them. Talk about being blocked. This man couldn't contact me if the world was on fire. I would burn. So anyway, we walk into this hotel. Where was I even going?

Oh, and so we get into the room and it's so fucking hot, but we had to record. So we couldn't turn it off. So we had to just whipped our pants off. It feels like a hot yoga class. Anyway, we had an incredible vacation. Yeah, and I highly recommend going to Paris. The fashion, all of it's so chic. It really is. And the one thing I really admire about fashion or Paris girl TikTok and stuff like that is the way they take trends and wear them, but it's like so subtle and the way they do their makeup. Like it's like they pick one thing on their face and they focus on it. We're like sometimes you'll see girls

like get their makeup done and it's like, and I and a lip, no. You have like a red lip and a smoky eye, like that's in abomination. But these girls will look like they have no makeup, like soap and great skin and then just a red lip and a smoky eye like that's in abomination. But these girls will look like they have no makeup like soap and great skin and then just a red lip. Like it's so chic and just thing that's for the girlies you can tell. But yeah, I saw a girl with a boray and a baguette in like her napsack. In her napsack on a bike and I was like is is this a bit like, are you guys fucking with me?

You're like the stupid Americans who gonna think she's in Disneyland? One time I saw like a toddler skipping down the street in Paris with a three bag gets in her backpack like that she was bringing to her family and I was like, this is not real. This is like, could you imagine a toddler in New York City skipping down the street

with three baguettes? They'd be like, you'd be like, Cossy P.S. You know what I'm saying? That right here. Carp overload. Also, I saw dudes, they wear the like white shirt with the Navy stripes and their names are Pierre.

And I'm like, this is cultural appropriation. But like, that's not even a real French accent. But I really loved everything about Paris. I highly recommend it. Oh my god, that was so funny. You're hard. Yeah, hard. Speaking of, um, funny. Our favorite comedian, Pete Davidson, is in a pickle.

Oh my god. This was so good. OK, I don't know if you guys saw the story. When I first saw that, like, Pita was so good. Okay, I don't know if you guys saw the story. When I first saw that like, Pita was coming after Pete Davidson, I literally thought he had skinned a border collie and like was parading it around the city. Like I thought he had done something awful.

No for sure. Apparently he bought a Kavapoo from a New York City pet store and Pita lost their mind and like did all these public statements being like you should adopt and all of this stuff and he called the woman who did the public statement and left her like the scathing voicemail and at the end of it he said fuck you and suck my dick and I just thought that was the funniest thing ever because he was so heated ever because he was so heated. Oh, my God. You just know his publicist was like, hey, Pete. Yeah.

It's not great. It's not good. We'll say that. I'm here with the whole team. It's on speakerphone. He's like, I just couldn't. I couldn't imagine what was happening, but I just thought that was so funny.

And I kind of love that Pete's only like seen with Random models yeah or cap Literally designer dogs or designer models literally he's a French man Yes, but yeah, I have you ever dated a French man? I dated a comedian who would do a French accent. Oh, we had sex. That's his name was something.

I remember being like, this guy has like serious issues, but it's low-key hot. I have never dated a French man. I remember one time I was out in a New York City club. I don't even remember which one I remember that it was pink inside. And all of my friends had disappeared. Who knows where they all went to? And by myself, I'm at this bar. You ran away from them. Probably. For sure. I actually think they couldn't get in. I was

like, see ya. Like, no, I couldn't find friends. I lost them. Oh my god. I told you not to wear that, gotta go. Of heavy, I and a heavy lip, you dumb ass bitch. I'm talking to the bounce, I'm like, she's an I and a lip girl out. And I'm standing at the bar and this guy comes up to me so hot. He's French fries are so hot. And he's just saying everything that is correct. And I'm young, I was only like maybe 22. Do you remember, Jackson?

Yeah, full French accent. Like, this guy was obsessive man, I was only like maybe 22. Do you have an accent? Yes, full of French accent. Like this guy was obsessive, man, I was like, this guy gets it. Yeah, this guy's smart. Yes. So we're leaving the club and I, and he says to me, I don't even think it was like an Uber situation.

That's how long it was ago. And we, but I know that we're in the same car and I'm going home and he's saying to me, like, why don't you just come home with me? And to me like, why don't you just come home with me? And I'm like, why don't you just come home with me? And I'm like, I'm not coming home with you. I just met you literally 30 minutes ago.

Come to Paris. And he said to me, but I'm French. I'm like, yes. So I go home with it. So I'm going, so I look at him and I'm like, okay. And he goes, that's what the French do. We fuck before so that we know what we're getting into. Oh.

And I. I'm so easily convinced. I'd be like, I'm so sorry that I said no. I didn't know the term gaslighting yet, but this man was fully, fully gaslighting me. I don't know what I ended up saying to get out of the situation, but I know that I didn't go home with him.

And then like years later, I see him out randomly. And I fucked him, no, I'm just kidding. I wanted that to be the end of the story, but I had a boyfriend at the time. But I remember seeing him and we just made eye contact and then like just acted like we didn't know each other I do think that when guys go to America and they have accents like they live a different life Then they did back home like British Dave was British. I've also thought so many times about it like What if he was faking his accent? He wasn't French and he was just trying to fuck me. He was just an

Like why you actor would have, it comes out the British Dave is from Oregon? I mean, honestly, I'd be impressed. Do you ever have that moment where you forget if you fucked a guy or not? Because I had one of those moments in very recently. And I don't, you guys, I'm not saying I'm like, I've had so much sex in my life.

It's more like, you know, when you just didn't clock it in your head, for sure. I've mixed up guys before where I've been like, oh my god, my friend fucked him and they're like, no, she didn't, you did. And I'm like, oh yeah. No, like, I was talking about in college how I fucked a buckie, right? Yeah. And I realized I was talking to another buckie too.

And then in my head for like 10 seconds, I was like, did I fuck this buck fuck this bucket and like I can't tell you if I did or not that I blocked it Yeah, that you want to know what that means we had fun. Yes, and I'm proud of it I'm happy about it the only person who would know is me So if I forgot I'll never happen this is gonna sound like deep for a minute when I was 28 And I got out of the relationship that I was in, it was because I was so nervous that I was gonna wake up and be like, I didn't party enough, I didn't go out enough, I didn't have stupid nights.

I can confidently say it was the best decision I ever made because now when I think about that, I'm like, I did it. You did it all. Oh my God, I did it all. I couldn't have done more. I did it all. I went every month. Yeah, I did it. You did it all. Oh my god, I did it all. I couldn't have done more. Yeah. I did it all. I went every more man. Yeah, I literally.

Yeah. My thing is like, it was always about the game for me, so I didn't know, like it wasn't about the actual fucking. So I'm like, I know I like, we definitely played games with each other for like, at least, yeah, three weeks, and then I don't know what happened. Yeah. But it might have happened, but it,

because it'll list me honest, most one-time sex experiences are not memorable. No, I don't count them. I've never had a one-night stand where like I didn't know the person and then I never spoke to them again. Like I haven't done that, but I've definitely had it where like I've had sex with someone one time and then been like, okay I don't ever really want to see you again. Yeah, I met a cute guy at a bar once in college and he was like, let's go back to my place and it turns out he lived in the same apartment building as me and he was on my floor.

Oh my God. So I was like, like he's my literal neighbor and we didn't know and I'm like, that's my apartment. Or did he know? These men. One time I had sex with a guy who didn't have a sense of smell. How did you get that? You just were like farting in his face.

No, I woke up the next morning and I was like, oh my god, don't kiss me, my breath is so bad. Like I have to brush my teeth. I was like, and he was like, oh, I don't care. I don't have a sense of smell. I know. I was like, wait. I'm gonna say, wait.

But then I was thinking, then can he taste? What happened with you? I don't know, I never talked to him again. Yeah, so. Because I can't be with someone who can't smell how gorgeous my hair smells. Or like it attracted to my natural,

feral moms, eggplant, pomegranate. Yeah, I get out of the oven. Figured out. Figured out. This special segment is presented by Macy's and ACAST Creative page. Tell me what you're gonna do for Father's Day. This year for Father's Day, I actually am on time and have already given my gift

to my dad. So we're going on my family vacation and I wanted to get my dad something special that he would use on the trip. And I know I probably should have waited for the actual day of Father's Day to give him his gift. But I wanted his opinion made sure I had the right one so that he felt the most comfortable on our trip. And I got him designer sunglasses. I was so surprised at the selection that Macy's had and it was so fun to actually go with my dad to pick out the sunglasses for him.

We had the best time ever, it was very funny and I'm very excited that now he gets to use my father's day gift on our actual trip and all from Macy's. First of all, thank you for that great speech. Second of all, I'm so impressed that you're ahead of time. I'm not, but thank goodness I have Macy's that can ship me my stuff ASAP.

Also your dad's gonna love his sunglasses on your trip to Italy and we can't wait to see the photos of him. We're definitely gonna post it on the Gugli Squad account. I also think I might have to get does something because he is a Zadi and I feel like Zadi's should not be ignored on Father's Day. I think I'll get him some active wear because hopefully does will be like playing last sports this summer that he likes to play and then I could stay at home and poop with no distractions. I love Macy's because they like I I have ADHD, so when I'm shopping, I get very distracted. They literally have the Macy's.com FathersdayGiftGuide where they have gifts under $25, under $50, under $100, then they have the Lux gifts.

And then you could also look at it like active wear, watches, clothing, grooming, home, gourmet food. And I'm like, what would my dad like? My dad loves active wear. All he wants to do is run around and play games. watches clothing, grooming, home, gourmet food. And I'm like, what would my dad like? My dad loves active wear. All he wants to do is run around and play games. He also loves lounge wear. He loves a nap because, you know, I am related to him. I feel like watches or sunglasses he will lose,

even though I think he would like them. Also, he loves a barbecue. And he loves food. So, and he does like tech. Okay, basically, Macy's has literally everything my dad could ever want. And I do think I'm gonna get him a couple little things rather than one big thing, just so if I mess up, he'll like at least one of them.

But I feel like dads are so much easier to shop for than moms. And then if your dad is really difficult for some reason, you can get him a gift card and let him figure it out. So guys, go to Macy's this Father's Day. You're gonna be in Italy page. I'm gonna be, I think I'm gonna be in Shelter Island with my parents on Father's Day,

which is gonna be so fun and relaxing. Maybe play some tennis, you have a barbecue, just all of the chill, father's day stuff we need. Give it up for all the dads, we are daddy's girls on Giggly Squad, even though we are decentering men from our life. So be sure to check out the Macy's app

for all their closet staples and travel needs, and sign up for extra perks with the Star Rewards program. Now go have fun in Italy page. And we went to the French Open. Oh yeah, how is that? Was it everything you? It was so good. Wanted it to be. How were the outfits at the French Open? The players need to step it up. Like yeah, I feel like whoever's designing them does not care about the design. And it's unfortunate because like tennis is so cool right now. Why don't we just start a tennis apparel line? Like a fitness line, but like mainly tennis golf and lounging.

And it's just called old money sports. We're like, here's your new croquet outfit, bitch. Yeah. Yeah. Yard, we croquet. That is so fucking classic. I kind of love that. Oh my god, wait, I, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, offended, she was like, you've played Croquet. And I was like, okay, bitch, no, I have never played... I think my grandpa had a Croquet thing that I used to like hit my brother with.

And she was like, yes, you did, when you were little, I exposed you to you. I was like, this is not a personal attack on your mothering. I don't remember the Croquet set at four. Paige, you were one of the top 10 juniors in Croquet in Albany and you forgot. Paige, you were one of the top 10 juniors in Croquet in Albany, and you forgot.

How could you forget? You had to appear your talent to the other girls. I was like, I know of a fact. I've never played Croquet. Imagine when you just came out with like a badminton tennis skirt, but like, baddie. No, it's so sweet. No, it's so sweet.

Baddie, you're very entrepreneurial minded right now. I'm in a weird phase. I'm in a weird place. Are you in your Saturn return? I think you already entrepreneurial minded right now. I'm in a weird phase. I'm in a weird place. Are you in your Saturn return? I think you already had my Saturn return. You did too much of your 31. Also, what the main thing that changed me when I went to Paris, the second I was there,

I started using the new Roman times new Roman font. On your interest. Did you notice? I didn't notice. Okay, hurtful. All of them were the times like the one you used, I think. time's new Roman font. On your Instagram stories? I didn't notice. Okay, hurtful. All of them were the times, like the one you used, I think. And everything was like... Sim... Simplest...

Simplest... Yeah, the second I went back to New York, I was like to talk about what is this beige flag that everyone's talking about? No, I don't get it. Is it a good thing or is it a bad thing? So when I read it, there were multiple definitions. One was like, when you don't know if it's good or bad, one was like when it's just weird Yeah, like a quirky thing. Someone said a beige flag was like when the restaurants really packed, my boyfriend's red flag is he'll get up and help them start serving meals to people. Which I think is a green flag.

Yeah. It's beige flag is like something that's not bad but not good I guess. Bage flag just sounds like Sophia Richie's new outfit. I'm trying to think like if I have any beige flags for Craig, like things that he does that I'm just like, it's quirky, it's weird. Is it good or is it bad? Yeah, I mean, more of the stories,

we don't know what beige flag means, but people are saying it. I will say that Craig's beige flag is like when we're talking to someone that we don't know, I think he gets awkward, there's gonna be a silence, so we'll just start talking about anything. And yes, it keeps the conversation going and there's no awkwardness, but he gets like,

wait, I think that's really good, because yeah, it's not bad, but you're like, there's something we have to talk about. Yeah, we're just like, except it. It's not bad, but you're like, there's something we have to talk about. Yeah, where I'm just like, except it. Half of my relationship is telling Craig to shh.

Quiet. Don't say that. Also did you see that there's a hash brown sandwich at McDonald's with a McFlurry in the middle? Don't not click here above it. I will try it. I will try it. I will try it.

I will try it. I will try it. I will try it. I will try it. I will try it. I will try it. See, I want, I think one of these fancy Paris Mission Star restaurants, we're just gonna put down like one bite of a McFlurry hash brown.

I will make one of these fancy Paris Mission Star restaurants. We're just gonna put down like one bite of a McFlurry hash brown. Let's just host a branded like Giggly Squad dinner and say that it's like this chic, chic thing. All from to table. And everyone needs to get dressed up. It's farm to table, Michelin Star. Crocats in the background.

Six course meal in a field where there's croquet and a champagne wall. And we literally deconstruct McDonald's meals. And we see if anyone can figure it out. Like we put fries in a blender and then... And we just put it on the outside of the plate and then we take the pickles and we stack them. And then we take a diet coke and we just pour it all over the top. Yeah, we're like this. This is an acidic glaze.

Then we go on the way to eat this is you take the pickle, you shove it up your bottle. We recommend... Why did you were delusional. We're delulu land today. Why did you why did you write Canada flight BPR? Okay so listen to this. So as the Vanderpump see what is that third part of their reunion and I was flying back from Canada my flight was at 9.10 and the reunion started at 9 o'clock and I was like, fuck, like there's no way I'm gonna be able to watch it. I go on TikTok and I type in VPR part three live.

Some girl, some random ass girl, I have no idea. It's streaming it. So I'm watching a queen. So I'm streaming it, I'm watching it. My flight gets delayed. I'm like, fuck, yes. So it goes, my flight is, I'm streaming it, I'm watching it. My flight gets delayed. I'm like, fuck, yes. So it goes, my flight is, I'm boarding at like 9.45, I'm getting on the flight.

I'm like, oh, I'm good, I'm golden. I'm gonna be able to watch the end of it because we're not gonna take off in 15 minutes. Like, people still gotta get on. I'm sitting in my seat, my headphones are on. It's like 9.59. I'm like, where is this big reveal? We're starting to move now. Everyone's on, big like reveal? We're starting to we're starting to move now everyone's on

Everyone's seated. We're starting to back up and I'm like, what is going on? Then I see that it goes till 1015 Pilot comes over. He goes, we're we're gonna sit on the tarmac for a little bit. The pilot is a VPR fan Pilot goes on. He's like, we're gonna sit on the tarmac. We're number three for takeoff I'm like boom. I am getting to 1015 like this is my greatest achievement ever Hannah I lose service no at 10 oh 10 oh seven I Miss the entire thing that I had waited for and then there's no Wi-Fi in the air

So I can't even go on Instagram to see like what the big reveal was. Yeah. And so then I was like, what a waste. Because I mean, the third part was really just like La La and James yelling the whole time. But I wanted like, what were they saying as the teaser?

They were just like, there's a big reveal that's gonna happen? There was like two. And he kept saying that like, Tom was gonna say something that was gonna shake the nation and it was the t-shirt comment and then Which like I Looked a crag or like asked crag. I was like wait. I like wear full clothes

I'm fully close. No sometimes it's fully closed. I put a hole in my yoga pants and I'm like figure it out I'm like just move it to the side. So take it down your angles. I'm like, figure it out. I'm like, just move it to the side. So take it down your angles. I'm like, why? But also, it's like, Tom, if you're not attracted to her, why would you want her shirt on? Yeah, not her crazy comment. But then the big reveal was that Raquel had done like a whole separate interview

where she basically just outed all the lies. I kind of love that the Vanipun producers were like, okay, we did not get what we need. I wonder if they gave her like a shit ton of money for that No way she didn't get paid it off for that really she probably just felt so Gross dirty for like some of the lies and it was going too far And she was like I rather them know everything that like live with this anymore exactly. She just wanted off her Yeah them know everything that like live with this anymore. Exactly. She just wants it off her. Yeah. Wowsers. So that was my debacle. And I'm like looking around to see if anyone else is like in a panic.

Yeah. I'm trying to like get it live on TV and I'm like it's not going to be on this. We're acting on the surprise of actual address. The president's trying to speed. I guess the world over. What? Well, we just dropped. I think the tickets go live next week There's some like presale going on but giggling squad's going to Toronto check out the Lincoln bio And it's like a huge theater. Yeah, and Palm check out a Toronto Toronto's the best sorry. Sorry Let's get into some fuck off from page news. Um, I My my sincerest not apologies, news. I'm my my sincerest, not apologies,

but just I'm I'm sad for you. Okay, yes. Do you want to help me baby? Yes. Nice heart and look, look, who doesn't have some baby Mama drama? True is what I'm saying. True.

So I haven't lost all hope. We don't know if if even likes the baby. He doesn't know that baby. No, that, no. Do you think that when you have a baby and it comes out of you, the moment it comes out of you, are you automatically like, I like that baby more than my husband? But you don't know that baby. It's a different form of love. Okay. But did you hear how

Chloe Kardashian just came out saying she hasn't bonded with her 17 year old son? But like of all the things to say to the press, why would you say that? I think she was trying to normalize having a surrogate and how like and how like sometimes when you have a surrogate and how the surrogate. And how like sometimes when you have a surrogate you feel like you don't have that natural bond because it's not like growing inside of you. Well, they say that like women become mothers the moment they find out they're pregnant

and men become fathers the moment the baby's born. True. So I feel like it's like a different bond that you would have. So it's like who is this thing in would have. So it's literally like, who is this thing in my house not paying rent? Yeah. Honestly, big attitude problem. Living for free.

Making me stay up at night, trying to talk to me, did no idea what it's saying. Yeah. Isn't it crazy that you have a baby and you don't actually get to talk to it until it's three? I feel like I'm gonna accidentally curse so much in front of my baby.

Like by four years old, my kid's gonna be like, mother fuckers. Yeah, for front of my baby like by four years old my kids gonna be like mother fuckers Yeah, for sure my baby is gonna walk out like Pete Davidson I feel like your baby is going to be born already over it Like smoking a sig yeah, my mom when is school again? Yeah, my mom when is school again? Kellis and Bill Murray or Calise yes, is it debate the man here is a Kellis or Calise I always thought it was Kellis which is apparently so wrong and I always thought it was police All I know is the song I'm bossy is so good and they get used to be my ringtone

It's definitely at some point was my my space song I'm sure of the beat of the drum. That's right. I got all the boys of the yard. That's right. I'm the one that's had to do it on his own. I'm bossy. I don't know if that's the girl I love to hate. I'm the one that's raised the stakes. I told you, because then he could switch the bait.

I'm back and I ate eight. I'm bossy. There was pretty much exactly that. Yeah, that was actually really good. Well, she's out of the job. You heard? You heard? Yeah, that was actually really good. Well, she's out of a job You heard Wait, what about at last night's show we brought up

This boyfriend and his name was Matt and he was a business analyst and so for the rest of the show We just kept saying analyze that Matt Go page how would you analyze a business? She'd be like, mm, ill. Bad business. I don't love this. Stupid business, nice. Stupid. How about Robert De Niro having a seventh child at like age 400?

Oh yeah, that's what I told that is. I was like, if he can do it. How crazy is that? And Al Pacino, Robert Janero and Al Pacino just had babies. Yeah. What do you think they were really thinking when the women they impregnated said, Hey, I'm having a baby. Part of me was like, maybe it was on purpose because maybe the woman was like, you're going to die.

I don't want wanna be alone. You're gonna die and I'm not gonna get anything. Oh. Because it's gonna go to your children. Oh. Oh. Did we just so rack the code? Got the bottom of it.

Okay, if I'm one of those seventh kids, I'm living. I'm pissed. Yeah. My trust is now being split into eighths. Fuck you and suck my dick. Oh my God. Could you imagine? You know that he called them up and he was like,

hey, she's pregnant, you're hurt. He's hurt. He's hurt. Wait, okay, Natalia Grace is something that came up. Natalia Grace was accused of pretending to be a six-year-old orphan. Who was, it's like that, I saw this, that movie, orphan. I know, but this was like real.

This is real. She told the couple, she, okay, they brought to the doctor who told the couple that she was actually an adult. This happened in Indiana to change her age from eight to 22. Mm-hmm. What? But like something sketchy was happening. Well, she had a, she was born with, I don't know what the exact diagnosis is,

what she's born with. She's the adopted Ukrainian dwarf. Where she, yeah, and she looks like a child. Yes. Even like her features are very childlike. And she was doing sinister things. Yeah, they said she was an adult sociopath masquerading as a child petitioning.

Yeah. Yes. Could you imagine being like, oh my God, let's, we can't have any more children. I really want another child that's adopted, a child. Give them a better life and then they try and murder you. Oh my God. I mean, she is kind of adorable.

Yeah, hard. Wait, I don't know. Yeah, I don't, I can't get into it. Oh, they were charged with neglecting their child after allegedly ditching her and move her back after they petitioned a court to increase the age, which was granted. No, they literally brought her back as if they she'd they bought her at the store. They were like, no, we can't have you anymore. I mean, she was doing crazy shit to them. Yeah, I don't know what she was doing.

I know, so she wasn't a kid, like get her out of here. She was like writing emails, being like suck my fucking dick and do like your three. You know what, I have been watching a lot of really good documentaries. Really? Are you guys ready? I'm ready.

Okay. The more people documentary on Netflix, are you aware of the more people? No. Mermaids? Yeah, so it's stuff. The more people documentary on Netflix. Are you aware of the more people? No Mermaids. Yes, so it's stuff. It's this like Love of being a mermaid and apparently that's very small percentage of Mermaids in the world where like it's like a five to ten thousand dollar tail that you buy and then you do like legit training Underwater like it's actually you can get hypother, you get science infections, but like you're my people. And you perform in Vegas, you perform it in Florida.

They say things like, shallow. No. And then, Hannah, this seems, this sounds, this sounds like, no, everyone should take their medicine, I think. If a doctor says you need it, I think you should take it. No, but it was actually really cute because Guy was having a lot of trouble with his family and he was like, and then I told myself,

just keep swimming. And I was like, we can learn from the MIR people. Where do they live? Do they all live together? No, they live in a room out the world. No, they live in a room out the world. They have a lot of things where they all get together and do stuff. Mermaid stuff.

Mermaid stuff. Do they believe that mermaids are real? No, but I think that they just like, it's really cute. The stories they tell, they're like, I was really lost in my life and then I discovered the Mermaid community. And that's how I felt about comedy. I was like, I felt about comedy. I was like, I've found out people. And you should also take your medicine

with an actor who gives it to you. That's crazy. We have a bunch of grown men running around with tails on. It's crazy. No, I know. And then they like, they are really mean to them. Like, they'll be like, you are not mean to them. The like mermaid trainer people. They'll be like, what are you doing with your tail? Like, you need to be more graceful.

And like, you got to get deeper. The Russian. The water. The Russian. The water. The Russian. The Russian. The Russian.

The Russian. The Russian. The Russian. The Russian. The Russian. The Russian. The Russian. The Russian.

The Russian. The Russian. The Russian. The Russian. The Russian. and nose infections from because you're not supposed to be fish. No, we're not fish. No, we're not fish. No, we're not fish. Every time I have the hiccups, Craig says you're not a fish. And it takes them away. Is the fish have hiccups? Well, it's like Craig said that it's like your body thinking you have gills. I think he made that up.

Yeah. But it works. It's like psychological work. No, Craig was talking to the shark before he punched it And he was like what the heck up, and he's like it's the girl thing. He's like Just fuck up took my dick shark I watched the Arnold Schwarzenegger documentary. Oh, did you how was it? He's so involved in like he sits there the whole time and explain stuff his life was crazy crazy

He's from a literal farm in Austria. And basically became obsessed with working out, even though his parents were like become a soccer player. He was hot. Yeah, when he was younger. And he's a man, he's a manifesting king. Remember when he had that love child and it was like the biggest thing to ever happen? They talk about it.

They talk about it. They talk about it. Like they hit all his like... Does he have a relationship with that child? Yep, but the kids, the other kids don't. Interesting. Like he... I find that very interesting because, okay, it's not like the kid did anything. No! So this kid is actually a bodybuilder. He's the only one that went to bodybuilding.

He looks exactly like him. He looks like him. He's handsome. He seems really nice. But this could just be gossip, but there was a red carpet and all the kids took photos together and he was on his own. No, that makes me so mean. That's your half brother. He didn't ask to be a love child. If anything, you should be mad at your fucking dad. Exactly. But the dad has made it very clear that he loves this kid so much. Maybe it's a money thing. I don't know.

I don't know what's going on. But he basically said to himself, I wanna be a bodybuilder. And he watched Hercules back in the day. And like I was a bodybuilder. And he was like, I wanna be like him. Goes on to beat him in a bodybuilding contest. Like four years later.

Then wins Mr. Olympia Universe, whatever, like all of them. And it's crazy, but he wins all of them. And then he's like, I'm bored, I need the next thing. I'm never like happy. I'm always chasing the next thing. He's like, whenever you hike, he did a hiking reference, which was triggering for me. But he was like, when you get to the top of a mountain,

the first thing you think is, where's my next mountain? And I was like, or I think where's the bathroom? How do I shit in the French era? Is there any water? Anywhere. I one time dated a guy who was obsessed with Arnold Schwarzenegger and would watch all these videos on him and like go to the gym every single day and one day my mom told him he had body dysmorphia. No a lot of them do. Yeah. Because they even he did. He said like he'd look in the mirror and be like, I'm scrawny. Yeah. It's like a constant. This guy would freak out if he could go to the gym every day.

And I was like, I don't know if we did make the same guy. Was this actually, I did it one. It definitely wasn't the same guy. Mm-hmm. It's possible. You never know. New York's small. It was at home.

Oh. Anyway, Arnold Schwarzenegger then decides that he wants to be a movie in movies. But he doesn't want to just be a movie. He wants to be the biggest movie star in the world And they go sweetie, um, you can't speak English. Yeah, that's that's gonna be hard. Also you look insane Like you have no like you don't look like a normal human Imagine anyone said that to us. Oh my god. It's so sweet. First of all you look insane He does a film that does badly and for five years no one even wants to like do anything with him Yeah, I'm after that. I'm on to the next venture He was like I'm gonna be the biggest star in the world

He gets on the Terminator. He gets on another thing and next thing thing you know, all people want to see is him blow up shit. And then Sylvester Stallone are basically our uncle. Basically our uncle at this point says that he was doing Rambo, Arnold Schwarzenegger was doing these other movies and they were just competing with each other to be like who can blow up bigger stuff. Oh my God. And they like made each other better, but they were like kind of beefing if they didn't get along.

And so then when did he marry Maria? He met Maria when he was a movie star, but their family was like, you know, like the Kennedys. Yeah. And he never understood that kind of like power. So then people say that he always was meant to be a politician like because he was really good at getting people together. He was a big leader.

So he starts running for governor, and then they get into some of the scandals, and he talks on it. Wow. And it was really good. I wonder, did he talk about the mother of the love child? Did he love her? Because Maria ended up divorcing him.

Yeah, I think Maria just was like, I can't ever be the same with you after knowing you did that. But it Maria didn't divorce, or like no one found out about this child till it was like a little older, right? It wasn't like when she was pregnant. Oh my God. So what happened is they were doing couples counseling and one day the therapist goes Arnold Maria's wants to ask you a question. Is this guy your son?

Because I think the kid just started to look just like him. Well, I think the kid lived in the house because the woman was the house keeper. Possibly. And the kid was like 11 or something. Yeah. And he said he just broke down and was like, yes, I was trying to keep it a secret. She divorced somebody. I think he hooked up with the woman like a couple times.

Could you imagine keeping that secret for that long? No, it's insane. I love that someone's vacuuming outside. It's a vacuum outside. It's a good like background noise. I don't know if they can hear it. This place is for sure haunted. Yeah, that's a ghost outside.

Literally, I open the door and no one's there. I'll lose my shit. I'll lose that. Whenever I think of places, Haunted, I'm always like, maybe the ghosts are like a vibe. Like maybe they're friendly ghosts. I feel like they are. Like I feel like if anything were to happen to us ghosty, it would be like just a distant sound of like, you heard. Next I watch the end of the ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha them while also being around Hollywood, but they like really did have this like interesting bond and his children were not happy about it. This is the old guy she married.

Yeah. Basically, he was like, he wanted to give everything to her. Yeah. And it was, it was wild. But she, oh my god, it's pretty devastating her story, but it was interesting. She really ran paparazzi,, she was the queen of it. They basically said as long as she was there, like, we were gonna get a viral thing, because she was just so funny and like would just play it up for the cameras.

It feels so bad for her. No, I feel so terrible because so many fucked up things happened to her. She was stunning. She started with Playboy. Wow. Would you ever with Playboy. Wow. Would you ever do Playboy? No. I don't think it's Playboy of things, though. No, no, I think so.

Actually, I think they're trying to do like an only fantasy. I think they are, too, but is it like for professional people, or is it like to find professional people? Do my professional pussy. Yeah. Like, is it like, yeah, like professional porn stars? Oh, I know it's for like like because I feel like only fans is more like

I don't know it's interesting And Nicole Smith's life and Pamela Anderson's life when they both had a similar like someone plucked them out It was like you're beautiful go on play playboy. And they were so mean to that. Your life is gonna be crazy. They were crazy. Yeah. And called them sluts. Yeah. Just leaning into their sex appeal.

Isn't that crazy? Yeah, they didn't ask to be bar shells. Yeah. It's so hard for pretty people. It is. Just as for models. Um, just as for models and Labradoodles. Yeah.

Um, finally. What is happening? The last thing is Amazon came out with shiny happy people about the doggers. Oh yeah, I started watching it and then I fell asleep. Same. Same thing happened to me, but basically they, I never watched the doggers. Yeah, I mean, I'm like feeling kind of behind like I don't know who's a Dugger, who's not a Dugger, who's related to who,

but basically one of the Duggers who is like intense religious person is found to have like, molested at all these kids. Basically. Yeah. Um, so that's a happy period for sure. Definitely watch that on a late Sunday afternoon.

So if you need a little pick me up, you want to feel better about yourself. We highly recommend that documentary. Anyway, we love you guys. She's salavi. Oh, God. Sebon, sebon. Yeah, hard.

Yeah, hard. I will talk to you next week. Bye. I will talk to you next week. Bye!