Giggly Squad - Giggling about Bethenny, private poopers, and brotox

Episode Date: October 11, 2022

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What's up my geeky gigglers geeky huddy so I was in Ireland talking to Desi's very cool niece about Gigi Hadid and he was like, wait. No way. And he said he goes, so Gigi and I go, Desi, so now she's Gigi and he goes, well you didn't correct me before and I was like, I didn't mean to correct you now. The gig is up. The gig is up. The gig is up. Oh, good. Screcious. What we really need to talk about is if people don't know and they should know by now, Hannah is highly respected on TikTok. She is the internet's Hannah burner. We have to talk about the Bethany Frankel tick talk that you did and then that she duetted. Also, thank you for sharing it. That was so nice of you. It was iconic. The funny thing is that Hannah's been talking about doing one of these videos for so long.

I have. And I was like, you have to do it. Like, it is so perfect. And she's the perfect person to like make fun of because she's like self-deprecating and she like knows that it's comedy. But she's a housewife that like I actually don't have a connection with like she is friends with Michael Rapoport who I'm friends with but besides that like we don't it's not like me and Lil who like you know drink for for Jose together. You and the way I'm very close. But Paige, you know, I think of hundreds,

maybe thousands of stupid video ideas. If you guys don't know Bethany, does these makeup reviews? But they're going viral because they're just fucking raw and they're so Bethany. She's saying like, random businesslingo. She's cursing like a sailor.

She's throwing it. She's like, she just puts it on random parts of her face. And it's so funny. And I'm like, I have to do this. But I knew I had to do it well because I also, as both of us know, we don't like being like mean. Like mean is like cheap funny. Right.

So I filmed the video, and I'll be honest, that was the first take thing, and I post it, and the first thing I do is send it to page. There were no views on it yet, I just sent it to page and page left and I go, okay, if page left, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck, page left. It was so good. It was so spot on. Have you watched your videos before? Yes, when you were just like business, it's personal. It's not personal. It's business. This can hang. This? I know I actually wrote down actual sayings that she said. Yeah, you did research.

Once she like literally was like, this is crap. I'm giving it to my housekeeper. Once she did yell, this is like apples to a rangatang But then I saw her she did have a gash in her forehead because she like got hit with a clothes hanger and I'm like Okay, this is my sign that like this someone needs to do a video So I was commenting and tagging her and that's when you really it's so niche It's so niche and also I post a lot of stupid videos that no one sees. So when you post a video, you don't know if Bethany's gonna see it. But people say, tagging her and I'm like, uh-oh. And then people are like, she's gonna love it.

And then someone's like, I don't know. And then I start getting nervy. I start getting nervy. But I had a good feeling about it. And then she wrote, stop. And I was like, oh no, this is some hailey b-bushit. And she wrote, LOL. And I was like, I love that she loved it.

I was like, this is good. She reposted it and I messaged her on Instagram and I was like, thanks for the repost, holy shit balls. I love it. Because she goes holy shit boss. This conceal is amazing. So she responds, she goes just wait till I do a duet. And then I was like, okay, well I have to cancel on my plan.

Okay. To wait for Beth and you to do it this. And I have something to drop some tea. Okay. No one knows. No one knows. That does told me. What? Does Bethany match on Raya back in the day? Stop it.

Stop it. Stop it. When I think about it. Stop it. Does is so her type. Oh my God. Could you imagine? I mean honestly, it could have been me or Bethany.

I feel like Bethany would be a giggler. For sure. It's no nonsense, no shit, like. But like underlying anxiety. Yes, underlying anxiety. Doesn't like working out. Can't do a physical activity. Just like- A lot of snacking.

Trying to like make it anywhere we can. Curses a lot and says things that your own mother would be ashamed of. Figuring it out day by day. But she loves her daughter. She has a close relationship with her daughter. Yep. We love that. Has a sexy man.

Has a house in the Hamptons. They're not married, are they? I don't think so, they're engaged he's hot He is hot, but yeah a strong crosswind and it could have been does a Bethany I don't think they actually messaged on it But just matched he also matched with Venus Williams once oh my god and he did messenger So now whenever she comes on the screen. I'm like oh it's your girlfriend. I feel like oh, don't you love doing that? But that actually does happen to me on television.

Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Um, wait, you are Bethany and Venus in a person. Oh my god.

Wait, that is so funny. If Bethany and Venus had a love child, it would be you. Oh my god. Wait, that is so funny. If Bethany and Venus had a love child, it would be you. Oh my god. Just like this tennis entrepreneur. Oh my god. That is so amazing. So yeah. Bethany is a gig where Amy Schumer did like the video.

I mean, I think it's because you posted it. What could be more iconic than just all of our friends getting together? Wait, have you seen Amy Schumer's TikTok video with- I'm in a Cohen. Okay, it's all getting too close. But you know what's fucked up? I watched her video making fun of reunions and I was like, no, don't come for someone's family. Like I was like, she has a point. It was so good. I love when they do like parodies of like housewives.

Like they do it on SNL a lot, but they used to like Disney princesses. Like they were all housewives. Like that was so funny. So fucking iconic. But I do think the gig was appreciate our new best friends because they realized like We're just two girls who were fans of Vanderpump rules and randomly got on a bravo show like we didn't ask for this like we are just fan girls Trying to live our life the other day

I was yesterday Kreg and I were at this breast cancer walk and really like we were Getting drunk with a bunch of people in a random bar Yesterday, Craig and I were at this breast cancer walk, and really, like, we were getting drunk with a bunch of people in a random bar. So you blacked out at a breast cancer? Right, literally. Blacked out at a charity event, and ended up holding someone's baby. Like, I don't know where did they took it. You did, like, a little too comfortable, but I know.

I did have, like, a weird sensation in my gut. Like, my ovaries were like, oh, my god. Yeah. But these two girls came up to me and they were like obviously gigglers and we were like chatting and then like some guy yells like, well, like, wait, where do they know you from? Like, I don't know. Like, what should I know you?

And my only response, and I feel like it was the best response ever. I was like, so niche, like you wouldn't got it. It's a very niche community that we have. It's a high-brow. It's high-exclusive community. Like you wouldn't get the comedy part of it and. But it's funny, guys, do love summer house.

Like if like a lot of dudes love summer house. But Giggly Squad is like where we're safe from that. Yeah, Giggly Squad is like a totally different subset. So funny. So what are the Giggler's and Delaware like? The Giggler's and Delaware are amazing. Well, here's what happened. Added to the list of reasons in Breaking up with Craig.

He literally tricked me in a robot, took me on a hike. He then tricked me in Delaware because he was like, oh, we're going to this like breast cancer, like charity event. It was a 5k And I No, no no federal court. I literally looked at them and I was like I can't I can't do a 5k. I was like I don't even know what a 5k

I live I don't know, but it's a lot. I was like $5,000 eternity I'm not running $5,000. It's a $1,000 eternity. I'm not running $5,000. Do I count to $5,000? I can't even do 10. I was like, I can do that. And he was like, don't worry, we're not doing the actual race. If we get there early, we can do the walking part. I think my body had such a visceral reaction

to the thought of being in some type of marathon that I woke up the next morning with a UTI. Like, I'm in the shower. Like at 8 a.m. getting ready for this fucking walk race thing and my body was just like, not us. You guys UTIs? UTIs are so mental. If your boyfriend lies to you, you will get a UTI.

And it's your body telling you to get out. It's, or like close your pussy up. It's like, do not let him inside. Until I've honest with you. Walked out of the bathroom and I was like, I can't go. And he was like, Paige, come on. And I was like, no, I literally have a UTI. I have to go to the doctor.

So I had to call to get get a prescription sent to the doctor. I'm literally dying. I was like, don't tell anyone. Like, don't tell your mom why we're late. Like, this is so embarrassing. Two drinks in me. I told everyone. I was like, I actually have a UTI.

That became your whole personality for the day. You're like, my it's the bitch with the UTI. I was like, do you think alcohol is good for a UTI or good and a bad way? You're just thinking cranberry vodka is like, this is for my UTI. Yeah. But this is a thing.

I'm very, I have a very high pain tolerance. Like I literally got my perineum laser and I was like, ow, but then I was fine. UTI is another level of like discomfort. Like you always felt like you had to pee, but you couldn't pee. I was like trying to explain it to Craig the other day. I was like, you don't understand what the pain is.

He was like, oh, it just burns when you pee. And I was like, that's coming to be a Craig. I was like, yeah, burns, but like when you're not peeing, like it still hurts. Like you're still so uncomfortable. So whatever, we missed the walking race part of it. Also speaking of lying to your boyfriend or your boyfriend lying to you, I thought you thought that was so genius.

If you're like trying to make a guy jealous, this is a little toxic, but yeah. I love that. And you're like, oh, I should be going out, meeting new guys, flirting, making him jealous. Don't make yourself go out. Literally, just put on a music video of people parting in a club and put your phone up. I saw that up to the screen and just make it

like you're drunk at a club for 10 seconds, done, and then don't post for like two days. It couldn't, it couldn't have been better. Like I, I have girlfriends that like, this like a couple of years ago when we were all single, we would like be talking to multiple people and like whatever. And she would post pictures of her like all dressed up like on a Wednesday night and be like dinner and I'd be like, but you're not going to dinner and she was like, he doesn't know that.

Or like post a glass of wine with like apple juice in a cup or like a beer and just put it in your apartment or find a friend like me who has hairy knuckles and half of cut their nails and just like put it slightly in the frame. See, I feel like my go-to is posting nothing. Yeah. Because I'm like, I don't even want them to know I'm alive.

You're so Scorpio, but you're so gonna be mysterious. Yeah, I love being like, I want you to wonder. I want your brain to go so crazy that like, what is she doing that she can't post? She doesn't want anyone to know what restaurant she's at with a different guy or like is she on her couch and her partner. No, you're so good at being mysterious. You show me a literal like e-book on how to be mysterious.

I'm that girl on TikTok that like tries to be mysterious for two seconds and I'm like, wait, I have to tell you guys a story. We're literally that TikTok sound. It's like, and I'm not telling you. Okay, I'll tell you and I'm not telling you okay Like I just like shot the dumping immediately and people are like shut the fuck up So yeah, I'm jealous of that for you

What else is happening? Oh, I do have some announcements We have a second show in Atlanta that's on sale holy shit two shows in Atlanta seeers coming It's gonna be so lit. We're probably gonna go to a strip club I'm so excited. I've never been to Atlanta. I can't wait because you want to know what huge fan of the Atlanta airport And it's the only thing I've ever seen in Atlanta and if it's anything like their airport. I'm down with that What do you like the great air? I just think they have a great airport lots of plans. It's just efficient Everyone's you know, it's just, I like it. I feel good when I'm there. This is my ADHD speaking, but like, I couldn't tell you

the difference between JFK and LGA. Like, I just sh- That's insane. I just show up to places, and I don't process it. Like, I just show up to stages and put a mic in and I go, where is this? One of my favorite moments of you, and I don't even know why nothing even happened, seeing you walk into the baggage claim section of Vegas. Just being like, head.

I was there for 10 minutes before I found you, just like roaming. That airport, I was like, this is the biggest airport I've literally ever seen. I will literally get out of a subway and be like, where do I think I should go? And I'll be like left and then I'll turn right. That's how I feel when I get out of the movie theater. And like anyone could beat the shit out of me right now because I have no idea what's happening.

I think about it every time I walk out of the theater. I'm like, I could get jumped right now and I'd be so like sleepy I'd be like I don't know. I'm actually starting my Midwest tour with my mom. My mom's coming on Tuesday Wait, that's so fun. We're going Milwaukee and I'm seeing some girls So I play in the tennis team with which is fun. Then we're going to fucking go badgers. We're going to Madison That's exciting. What day? Two shows on Thursday, so it's Thursday, Thursday, and I told everyone I was going to go to the KK after, which is the bar. Oh my god, you'd love the KK. Isn't it crazy now that we're like 30 and like they're 18?

It's spirit, okay? It's college spirit. We're all the same. Right, got it. It's what I'm telling myself. And I just want the Gen Z's to love me. But then I also have some tickets available for Minneapolis. That's like in two or three weeks and Grand Rapids. I'm going to Grand Rapids where Hayley's from. Wow. Michigan. I wish she was going to be there. I know she's not, which is like are you need to bring her on stage one time and have her perform singing she sings she does sing Only when he used it. No only when he used it. She only picks the hardest song He was ever written to man and she goes straight for the jugular. I'll say that she doesn't hold back I'm also meeting lowest my brothers child lowest wait you're an aunt

Yeah, what are you are you aunt Hannah or are you aunt Hannah? I'm aunt Hannity she feels but this is the thing like there's a legit competition happening between my brother's wife's sister and me Because yeah, oh my god like we were kind of joking in the beginning, but I think it's real It's totally real. I'm literally gonna go up to Lois and start like doing you have to subconscious Because I already get in this child's brain the other aunt on whatever lives in Indiana So she already knows it.

But I'm gonna play the page mysterious card where it's like, yeah. Who's my mysterious aunt in New York that keeps sending me gifts that we give? Yes, that's the goal. Your aunt Hannah who lives in New York City who just sends random cardie to the house. Like, and small doses of me is my pride. It's static. Yes, we love a small dose queen. So that's my goal.

I can't believe you're like a real life aunt. Well, does his brother has kids? So I was an aunt through marriage. Mm-hmm. But this is like biological. And this is like, I'm gonna see this baby like fresh, like rare out of the womb like still like like you're gonna get to smell its head. Wait so when you

held this baby in Delaware who's baby? I have no idea who's baby this was. All I could think of was Sweet Home Alabama. Sweet Home Alabama. She's like you have a baby in a bar. That's all's always thinking when I was holding it. This baby, this is the craziest part. Usually when babies get handed to me, they look at me and they're like, absolutely not. I immediately start crying. This baby was fucked up.

Like this baby looked at me, opened literally one eye and was like, all right, cool. And just went back to the sleep on my shoulder. And I was like, I'm obsessed with you. You were giving a little emrata aesthetic? I was giving, I was giving a fall accessory. You were giving a fall accessory. I was like, she posted that for life.

I looked at the picture, his hand was curled up, and I was like, it's a photo, figured out. You're like, timer banks in America's next time model. You're like, what's going on with your pinky and that? What is your reaction for you? For you. Long, next, long, next. I'm a little jealous of babies

because they can be like such assholes. Like, literally only care about themselves, like, throw attention for no reason, throw up stuff at people, and everyone's still like, oh, it's so cute, but when I do that, when we were in the airbrew by airboard There was this baby crying and all I could think was like wow, you're so lucky Like I would love to just burst into tears right now and nobody and nobody give a shit

Well, literally in a flight when a baby's yelling. It's like do you not think we are Middle seat no, I don't have the appropriate snacks either. Like, I'm pissed. I need a poop all summer on the window, and I'm too much of a people, please, to ask people to get up. I'm also feeling constipated, and nobody's burping me. People don't talk about how gassy you get after you do a flight,

on a flight, and after a flight. I do have to say whenever you smell like a horrible fart, that was me. On a flight? I mean, so you know some people are like, I only poop at home. I only fart in the other room. I actually do only poop at home.

Other than the time that you cursed me and I took a shit literally in the middle of a street Like I was never one of those kids I would get horrible stomach aches at school as a child because I would rather die die and poop at school I never did it not one time I think I did it one time in high school because I got my period other than that, never. See, I also think it's my pooping like anxiety.

The way I, yeah, like I will poop a little bit every time I sit down. Like it's just like, my life is like one poop with little breaks in between. No, you literally, you have IBS. At the plane, they gave me, um, Noki with mask or a poem, which is, that'll go right through me. No, you literally you have IBS at the plane they gave me Noki with mask or poem which is that'll go right through me mask our poem is basically like cheese with whipped cream

Literally, I just said it's like whipped. It's like ice cream cheese So I was like like you're not fooling anyone here Then I scream a cheese Yeah, and then they gave a side of mozzarella with like, because we need a side of cheese with your cheese. And then they gave ice cream. Yeah. So I was just like, bye bitch. Yeah. And then I arrived with this. And I was farting. Like most of the time I feel like you enjoy the smell of your farts. Like, okay, let's be honest. You know how like everyone else is grossed out, but you're like, that's her. No, like you know what your own smell like.

Yeah, like your brand. Like you're like, she's kind of cute. Yeah. I was grossing myself out. I was grossing myself out. And I was like, there's a fun thing about long distance where like when you first see them, you still get the nerves of like, does he like me? So I literally was like in the car. Since COVID, his smell hasn't been fully back, which has been good for our relationship. But like, you are so farty after a six hour plane ride. Like, there's something with the air. Like you just, well, yeah, you're, yeah, you get bloated too.

Like I walk off like a balloon. So I did survive it, but I did fart the first like 48 hours after I landed. And you do it, like it makes noises and you do it just in front of him. Oh, I try not to make noises in front of him, but sometimes I do. And he's like, he'll call me out.

Yeah, I mean, like I, there's two types of people when someone fartes, you can either like let it go, be empathetic, or the person who's like, who did it? Like, okay, fuck, who, who turned you into a fucking investigator? Like, fucking, see you sign my amy here. You're like, who's the amy? Is he ever like Hannah?

Come on, don't do that. Or what is his? No, he just goes, gross. Like, he't do that. Or what is it? What is it? No, he just goes gross. Like, he'll get up. He'll leave the room. And it's like an accidental fart. Like I literally was like trying to hold it in and then it was like, and he'll be like, I have a stomachache.

I know. I've never, I've never. I got a, I mean like the universe is laughing somewhere at me because when I had my um, what's the called when my thing almost exploded here appendix. Appendix removed to do the surgery they inject you. I forgot you got your appendix removed. I almost died knowing when was that. I was filming chat room and my stomach was killing me to the point that I unzipped my pants during chat room, but this is a daily occurrence that my stomach was killing me to the point that I unzipped my pants during chat room But this is a daily occurrence that my stomach hurts. So I just was like, okay, we're having a stomach ache and then

I started getting like a severe pain of like it was like you ate something really hot You know how burns your in your throat and chest imagine that in your stomach. I got my panic sound Oh, yeah, you know and yours like exploded or something. Yeah, my burst. I know exactly the feeling you're talking about. We're literally like cats with nine lives, but the funniest thing about my mom is yes. She's like Italian on her shed all the time,

but she goes, it's your appendix. And like mom, it could just be like a lot of poop. But she's like, no, I've been waiting for this day. I've been researching it. No, yeah, because you almost get like, I would get've been waiting for this day. I've been researching it. No, yeah, because you almost get, I would get stomach aches every single day, like leading up to it for years. And it was just like, oh, I just,

I get stomach aches more than the average person. And then after I got my appendix out, I didn't get as many. Now I look like I got a belly button piercing. Yeah. I look like I went to spring break in Daytona Beach. It is such a weird feeling. I was like, I was in third grade and all I kept saying to my mom was, I think I'm having

a baby, which is probably not great. It was a great reputation. My mom was like, okay, this is going to hang out of here. When did you first find out how babies are made? I always just thought it was like two naked people. I thought you'd be together. I thought when you wanted a baby, you went to the hospital and he unzipped his pants.

And you unzipped your pants and then you touched. I thought it was basically that too. Like you just like touched naked, but I didn't like know what it was. And then like my slutty friend and like fifth grade was like, that's not what it is. And then she told us like, what a blowjob was. I was like, oh my god.

I was the older sister so I didn't know anything and I remember hanging out with my friends and they were like, I'm horny. Like with another guy, she was like, I'm horny. And I thought she had like, horns on her body. No, that's a made up. Like, being a child and being horny is made up. Yeah. I'm 30 and I'm still never even horny.

Hahaha. Oh, like if you're not fair. Or like when you're 30 and you get horny, you're like, oh, I gotta take care of this. It's like too much admin to deal with get horny you're like, oh I gotta take care of this. It's like too much ad men to deal with my hornyness and my like daily life. The other day I was actually on, I was on FaceTime with Craig and I was so like out of it that I went to scroll. I felt so bad I would never- Wait wait wait had to set the seat. I felt so bad I haven't told anyone this, especially not him, he would literally cry. I was on

FaceTime with him and I thought that like I was on TikTok and I was done with the very same. And I went to scroll it like to the next TikTok and then I remember I was like this is a real human Then I'm talking to you and I am mentally done with whatever he's saying This is the end of society Wait that is so fucked Yeah, it's like when you're on when you're on Instagram and you try to leave Instagram to go on Instagram Yeah, wait that is I you'd imagine you're like, he's like on top of you during sex,

so you just take your finger and you go Instagram. You're like, what's next? I get in trouble because when I talk to does on the phone, we do speaker, and I think we FaceTime too hard in the beginning, so we do speaker. And obviously, I'm gonna check my emails. Right. And I always get caught.

If we're on, no, no, no. If we're on the phone, I'm doing other things. I'm probably on TikTok. My brother always makes fun of me because to get off the phone with anyone, I've done this for years. I'll just say the most ridiculous things and then be like, gotta go.

So now, whenever me and my brother on the phone together, he'll be like, okay, I gotta go shut the refrigerator door. Bye. I'm so funny. I hate when I lie in front of people. Like, are you ever like on the sidewalk and you're like getting in an elevator? And someone definitely heard you. I do it all the time in Ubers, and I wonder if the Uber drivers like this bitch. Because I'm like, okay, I'm pulling up to like where I gotta go. So time in Ubers and I wonder if the Uber drivers like this bitch because I'm like, okay I'm pulling up to like where I gotta go so I'll call you after I like just got in the car 30 minutes left. Yeah, I'll be like it's another 10 minutes. I'm like, you know, I know, but she'll trap forever

During COVID like you'd be on the phone and you'd be like my mom needs me I gotta go like there was no literally we're having dinner now like it's 2 a.m I'm like gotta go speaking of sex There was like an advertisement that I saw for penis filler It's to change the shape or to make it bigger. I guess to make it bigger But like I don't know why like plastic surgery with girls like it's a nuanced thing plastic surgery with men absolutely not with girls like it's a nuanced thing. Paz, you're children with men, absolutely not.

See you in court. Both talks, I'm okay with, but like, if we're talking about, I don't even think I'm okay with Botox. Like, half in plans. Get out of my face. I mean, reality TV men. Definitely good. I need to ask crag if he's ever gotten Botox.

I don't think he has. I think Austin might have. I feel like what's his name Whitney probably did, for sure. I need to now inquire about everyone getting Botox because I just feel like if I haven't gotten it yet, yeah. I don't want my man getting it. Broke it up.

Like that's how I feel. Okay, when everyone's obsessed with that show on Netflix, Outer Banks, I can't look at the main character, Guy, John Beek, because I'm like, he has his lips done. That's what I thought. Like, I can't, I, it's, I can, there's a spectrum in which I can go metrosexual.

I love a man that like, manicures himself and like takes like, personal hygiene, but it gets, then it gets to a point where I'm like, it's too much. Well, it's also like, societies were to enable you guys to get hotter and wiser with great hair and wrinkles, like George Tony. So like, you're also gonna take that from us,

having baby porcelain skin. Yeah, and I feel like I have so much masculine energy in general in relationships. There's certain things that I really need the man to have like masculine energy with. I love that you brought that up because I do think it's some porn to talk about how like masculine feminine energy goes back and forth so much relationships. But I do think with the guy, you don't want to feel too overly,

like you want him to bring out your feminine side. Because when I get too masculine in my relationships, where I'm like farting on them and cheating on them, it never goes well. When you're just like, do my laundry bitch like that When I'm murdering them My mask and energy comes out and I just start to cap it in them

In my body though, I have more testosterone than I do estrogen. That's why I had to go on birth control I'm upset with that. I know and I was like wow that's why I had to go on birth control. I'm upset with that I know and I was like wow that's why I don't give a fuck about anything and that's but that's why you're good at business I walk around like a guy. I'm just like I don't fuck you. I don't care Since we were talking about like like TikTok trends and all that shit skin cycling Yeah, I wanted you to explain it to me this is getting cycling. Have you seen that? I wanted you to explain it to me.

Okay, I've been doing it, and I do think that it actually really works because I even did a hypothesis and test it out. Things, so I was breaking out really badly one week, like breaking out with like hormonal like cysts. And I was like, what the fuck is going on? I do my skin care every single night. I do my retinal.

I do my like acne thing. I do it like all of it. And my mom always says to me, she's like, you put too much shit on your face and your face can't breathe. And that's why you break out. And I was like, mom, you don't know anything. Turns out shit does. Mm-hmm. So skin cycling is basically five days. So the first day you wash your face, you do all your exfoliation, you moisturize. This is like too much admin. It's a lot of admin.

Okay. You have to keep track of the days. Oh my god. It's just like my birth control. I've been like, I'm four days late with my exfoliation. Can I just snort some retinol and be even? The next day, you wash your face, you do your retinol. The following two days, you just wash your face and moisturize. It has, it's basically like giving your skin time to breathe. So then like when you actually put something on it, it absorbs it more. So it's almost like be okay with being lazy and don't do retinal all the time. Don't exfoliate all the time.

You should, like I actually don't even go, I even make it longer. Like I only exfoliate one day a week. Like I only exfoliate on Sundays. What I love to do because I'm actually too lazy to like put a serum on all the time. I, or like to put SPF on and then also a concealer, I like the mixed thing. So there's this Paul's choice. That's like vitamin C, animal moisturizer,

and it's so fucking good shout out to Paul's choice. Also glow recipe is like the cute TikTok thing where they just it just smells really good. So I'm more likely to put a serum on when it smells like strawberry. And in terms of exfoliation I don't use anything that's like beaded. I only use a liquid exfoliant. You don't the beads like kill the turtles or something? The beat I don't know. I'm sick of saving the turtles, sorry. If that's like an unpopular opinion, but like, they're fine. They literally lived to 100, they're fucking fine.

Someone was hilarious, they were like, how do we know that I had a most extinct? Just because you can't find it? Maybe it's hiding from me. How do you count it all of them? How do you know? Maybe they're serious. Um, no, like anything that's like beaded is actually way too harsh for your skin.

So I only use like a liquid exfoliator. I use like a goop thing. Sorry, not so sorry. Oh my god. Oh my god. Also, I do just say supergoop is by far the best SPF to use. Have you used it? Yeah.

It literally feels like it just disappears into your skin. As an oily, girly, I love it. Interesting. Yeah, I really like it. The only time that I use the beads is for my pussy bumps. So like, it's interesting. To prevent ingrown hairs, like once a week, just fucking go at it on your bikini Yeah, and it won't like get tucked in. I do yeah, I exfoliate my body also once a week Wow Oh speaking of weeks I Learned that people did research that a four-day work week gives no loss in productivity

I mean I do a two- day work week and I'm thriving. No, I truly believe that because like when I did a nine to five, you work until like you get enough done that you need to get done and you fill in the blanks. And like if you have smaller amounts of time to do the work, you actually work hard at the office and I feel like you'll be happier knowing mentally that you have three days off instead of two. I feel like my weeks are so fucked up that I don't even know like when my next day is to like, okay, I don't have to do anything.

No, it's fucked. Our job is unique because we do a lot of social media, like we're never off. And I feel like we do a lot of things on the weekends. So like every weekend yeah. Yeah so that's not even like I don't have the same days off as like other people. Like my usually my days off are Monday and Tuesday. Yeah we have to like give ourselves weekends and you feel bad because other people are like emailing you and stuff but you're like, I've worked 14 days straight.

Yeah, I can't respond to this. But then we also couldn't sit down on a desk and not cause issues in an office. No. I worked in one office and everyone hated me. Also someone said that one really good workout a week is equivalent to like for like 20 minute workouts a week. Okay, one, what I started doing. Oh, no, what are you doing? So, remember when I got a personal trainer and I was like, I'm totally doing this and then I was like, I'm, and I was like, I'm not doing this. I'm like, it's

for some girlies. It's not for me. Thank you. Um. I have started doing though the 12 330 on the treadmill. Can you explain that to people? You do the height of the treadmill to 12. You do the speedy. So you're hanging from the treadmill literally bungee jumping in the gym. You're ice picking on the treadmill. Literally. I'm just preparing for the time craigsake. Bang in the show. Your ice picking on the channel literally. I'm just preparing for the time Craig's like, we're going now, we're going on,

we're hiking Mount Kilimanjaro. How do you spell Kilimanjaro? I don't know, I don't even know where the fuck it is. I guess a 12, in climb 12. In climb 12. In climb 12. Speed three. The first day I did it's a 12, in client 12. In client 12. In client 12, speed three. The first day I did it, I did speed 2.5

because three was aggressive. I was like, this is, let's work up to it. And then for 30 minutes. And it is the easiest thing ever. All I did was go on TikTok and watch all of these girls' videos of like, I've been doing it for a week. I've been doing it for a month. And like, it is because I'm not trying one, I'm not trying to like lose weight, I'm also

not trying to like bulk up. I'm not trying to like, nothing you ever do will bulk you up. Yeah, like I'm not trying to like lift weights, I'm just trying to be toned and like feel good. I do have to say the football players, when they had to lose weight, they would just do the stepping machine all day. And that's kind of similar to where you're just at an incline.

And it really, it's not hard on your joints, because you're just banging and going, and you're asked, and it's good cardio. And I was just like, wow, this is gonna make my butt hard, and take away some cellulite on my thighs and I'm happy about it. And I literally have done it twice a week. Wow.

And that's it. I'm not trying to kill myself where I'm like, oh my God, this is why I don't work out. Cause I'm like, if I don't do it every single day, like I'm failing. Yep. And then I stopped doing it all together. So I was like, whatever, I'm just gonna do this once a week and see what happens. And then I stopped doing it all together.

So I was like, whatever, I'm just going to do this once a week and see what happens. And then I did it twice a week. And I was like, cool, added an extra. And if by chance, one week, I'm like, let's go for three days. Great. If not, great. So I'm not like stressing myself out about it. When I went to Ireland, we played sports every day.

And it's like the only way I like to work out. Like we played tennis, we played this game called paddle, we played tennis again, we played lawn bowling, which was very shake. You would love lawn bowling. I feel like I love that. It's literally at a country club. Are the pins mini? They're okay, it's not really pins.

So it's just this huge beautiful grass thing. And everyone's like dressed not in sports attire. And you have these heavy metal balls that are like, they basically curve. So when you throw it, you can either go right to left or left to right based on how you hold it. And you're just trying to hit this little white ball at the other side and you would be so good at it.

It's like beer pong for a queen. I love that. Wouldn't aesthetic beer pong for a queen? Do you know I recently heard something about Does that was pretty disturbing? But because at 14 he went to Ireland and lived there his whole life. He's never played beer pong. Oh my god we have to play. I know. I mean, playing you the first time play beer pong is tough. I think you have to start out strong. Or you are on his team so he can enjoy it because you're not a win. Let's do some front page news because I want to know what you think as an athlete. What do you think about Tom and Jizelle, the hiring, speaking from an athletic perspective. The thing.

Like who's gonna win? I kind of love it because- Wait, what do you think about everyone being like Jizal's a witch and she's taking back all the stuff she's given, Tom? Because she- I don't know. Because Tom would always say that she would do these rituals that she would do all these spiritual things and she's very into the universe and all this stuff.

And then people were seeing after they were saying they were gonna get a divorce that he lost so much weight and he wasn't playing as good. And like, she's putting evil spells on him. I hope she is. I hope she is too. I'm fully on her side. I'm fully on her side,

but I also think it's a great example. when Adam Levine she did on Bihadi even though she's a great secret my life Everyone was like well, he's Adam Levine. She's not gonna leave him. She needs him. Dada. I don't know any details of that But I know for a fucking fact just that does not need no Tom Brady Just that makes more money than him. She's more famous than him internationally She does not need that fucking man. And you should never feel like you should want him, but you do not need him. Also, I am totally on her side.

It's enough is enough. You're in your forties. You retired. I moved to fucking Florida for you. That in general is super balls. Does this man have to win? How do you needn't you as your dick? Like it's enough. I think it's a great example of I don't care how tall he is. I don't care how hot he is

I don't care how rich he is. I don't care how famous he is if he's not for you Yelene for you you get out. So they said that the most successful person is a single woman in her like 30s or 40s Because she is a kid. Is that a statistic? Yeah, and then the second most successful person is a single woman in her like 30s or 40s. Because she's a kid. Wait, is that a statistic? Yeah, and then the second most successful person is a man with a family. Because think about it. Those motherfuckers are the white hit. The wife is taking care of all.

She's also keeping him in check. She's dressing him up. She's making sure she's giving him advice. But she's taking care of the kids plus her job. We're tired. So a single woman in her 30s, 40s, 50s when no kids is thriving. No, like as I said, I'm just like, okay, I have my own apartment. And that's why Hannah got married and got her own apartment.

And you're so pretty. You're so pretty. Carrie Bradshaw. And I'm love, I think it's great. I have another conspiracy theory. Okay. Look at me taking over from page news. I'm sorry, I think it's great. I have another conspiracy theory. Okay. Look at me taking over from page news. I'm sorry, I had a cough this morning.

I love it. There is a conspiracy theory on the New York Times that Kim is like playing checkers or playing chess. So you know that she's like taken over every industry. She's so famous. Yep. TV, social media, everything. She's so famous. Yep. TV, social media, everything. She's starting a murder podcast.

Yeah. So she's taking two crime, which is stepping on my, you know, territory, but I'm fine with it. She's all, imagine all the skincare. She's injecting stuff into it, so we all become zombies. Anyway, no. That went too far, but the road to space thing is, why did she become a lawyer?

That's so fucking weird, right? Like why? It's so weird. No one's talking about it. It's weird. Like you're so busy. Why would you do that? People think that like when she gets older,

she's going to run for president. And you know what? She wants to be the first woman president. She's actually more similar to Kanye than we think. I don't think it's out when you put it like that. I don't think it's out of the realm of possibilities. At this point, why don't we just have my fat dog run? Like.

You know, like, what is happening? You got so mad when I called him fat yesterday. Only I can call him, and he's a chunky. Who are you talking about? Him or Craig? So anyway, it came because, oh, you know who said it? Girlbust town. Wow.

And she's always fucking right with her predictions She also said that she thinks Leo is gonna get back together with Chazelle Which would be iconic, which is so nostalgic iconic has anyone checked on Jenna banner? They're okay. No, what is going on? I feel like we have to bring back the Pete Davidson t-shirt if Like what if I'm in just I'll get together. Pete is in the Taco Bell ad. Then that man would just be running rampant. Um, I forgot to tell you this. I got an email the other day that said, Hey, Paige, we would love to invite you as a VIP guest to the Jack Harlow concert. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

That's what I was crying. It was, sitting next to you right now. Yeah, he's feuding. But it was on Friday. So I didn't go to it, but I could only go by myself. Like they only can go with the UTI, like you can't. And I was like, I have a UTI. I can't go with the UTI. like, where was it in New York City?

It was a barclay's honor. Oh. And they were like, will you make a TikTok and a real? And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And I didn't, if I had gotten like a plus one, I would have gone. Craig would have killed me though, if I didn't go with him to Delaware. So I really couldn't go. But I was like, can this not even in the country.

So I was like, I'm not going to find myself. It wasn't meant to be at the same time. You don't want to take the first invite. Right? I was like, no, sorry, I'm busy. No, you have to be mysterious. But this means they've been listening to us for a while. I'm on their radar.

I love. At home in front of Craig, we're plotting, But this means like they've been listening to the song. I'm on their radar. I love home front of Craig we're plotting. You're my me dating Jack Harlow. It's fine he knows. I wonder how Jack Harlow makes breakfast. Jack Harlow would make me fucking toast. I'll tell you that. He's acting like he can't hear me right now.

Does he have ear buds in? Nope, he's right now. It was the concert. Oh yeah, then I forgot that part. I got invited to the concert, but I also got invited to him being on the tonight show. Like to sit in the audience at the tonight show. That was only one person too. I was like, I can't go to these events. Okay, but I'll wait that's so weird

You're not his fucking like watch what happens live in the audience Yeah, I was like that I am not going in sitting unless this is backstage and we're doing a bit together Yeah, no, I'm not going in sitting in the audience You're like unless we're getting dinner carbonate in the spicy rigatoni while talking about our biggest fears and dreams. Exactly. I'm not sitting in the audience to watch you at the tonight show. Unless I'm on the couch with you. Right. It was a whole, but it was at the universe kind of thrown in a little. Yeah, because have you have you ever had like other? No, never once. Yeah, it's not like a thing that like you go through.

And then I thought it was like a hot scam email at first. I was like, wait, that is a very easy way to scam women. Hey, do you want to come to the jack car like this? I was like, here's all my money. But I bought you a big corner, you could go to the jack car. Yeah, I was like, what's happening? You're like, I've good news in bad news. I'm broke.

I'm broke. The news is Jack Ralland knows what I am about news. I had to sell my house. I have no money. Oh my God. Any other front page news? No, that was really it. Well thank you guys so much for giggling with us. We love you so much. Remember Tixen Atlanta. I'm going to be in Minneapolis, Green Rapids. Check our website. And we love you. Bye. Bye.

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