Giggly Squad - Giggling about blowdryer boyfriends, pick me girls, and getting humbled

Episode Date: June 10, 2024

Hannah humbles Paige in this new episode bc that's what friends are for. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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yourself at home, then find Vizzy at a retailer near you for more info visit VizziHardSeltzer.ca I mean the day just got away from me. Oh god, okay. What's up my gas-stumped gigglers? It's too hot in New York. I thought you were going to say gaslighting because I feel like that's all I do to myself. Wait, are you okay? Because... No, I'm like, I'm having like vision issues, I feel like, and I don't know. I thought you were going to say like my stomach hurt and she's like, I don't feel well, like I can't see. And I was like, I feel like we I don't know. I thought you were gonna say like my stomach hurt and she's like I don't feel well like I can't see and I was Like I feel like we should call someone. Yeah, like I'm not dizzy, but like I have to blink a ton I feel like. Not to like be dramatic, but this is where my mind always goes. I think it's mental.

I think it's anxiety. I think that's what it is. I think like honestly you making me leave my apartment on a Saturday Honestly grace being gone is throwing me. I'm scared. I don't know what to do and when she texts in the group chat I'm like, oh my god. Well for everyone wondering grace as of today Is like kind of out of her like drug induced coma Which is probably fun. Honestly sounds freeing a Little bit jealous, but she she posted a clip today. We've been chatting.

No, she's been making jokes. Yes. Well, we made her laugh too hard and she said it almost like her popped her jaw. Wait, how could you be like feeling off when you're in a peplum? I freaking knew you were going to say something about my peplum. It's so cute though. It's so freaking cute. Okay. I found this brand on Instagram called Line by K.

Okay. I think it's like Thur in LA. And they just had the cute stuff. And I saw this little peplum top and I was like, she's adorable. You look so ador- like she walked in and stopped for me to like look at her outfit to be like you look so cute. Because I love cosplaying as a ballerina. You look so cute, but I'm a little jealous because my long torso, if I wear a peplum,

it just... No, my whole outfit right now is a hate crime against you. I'm wearing capris, ballet flats, and a peplum. And you know I can't wear my hair back like that because I have a widow's beak. I wasn't saying it. I was just finishing your sentence. Yeah. How was your week? Oh my God, what even happened this week?

I feel like I'm so... We voice noted a lot. We voice noted a lot. And here's the other thing. Like, why don't I go sit with my therapist? I just, she didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. Oh, is that the problem?

She didn't do anything. No, no.'t do anything. Oh, is that the problem? She didn't do anything. No, no. She's amazing. I just like, you never get like so busy and you're just like, I literally can't. Do you know when you start getting so stressed about therapy? Yeah. Because you're like, I'm so busy. And it almost feels like you have to do another podcast.

No, like it feels like a job because I'm like, okay, I'm about to talk to her and like, yeah, what's going on this week? Like, I have to come up with a docket of things. It's like, if you don't come up with something that's like an issue, it's like you failed therapy. So then you're like, sometimes you try to make a problem and there's not, or your heart began something that you're like, I'm kind of over it,

but I'll talk about it more. Right, because I'm like, I'm not gonna waste this lady's time. I get so prepared for therapy, like we sit down and immediately I'm like, this is what's on the docket. Sometimes I need to just shut the fuck up. Like sometimes for me, I actually need to be physical. Like hitting a tennis ball,

and a lot of girls have been wearing tennis outfits, tennis is so therapeutic because you're literally hitting something. No, I think I genuinely need more human to human contact. When you're stuck alone or just like talking about your problems all the time or thinking about your wellness, it's like unhealthy. I'm like really sick of myself. Like not in a like self-loathing situation.

Like I'm sick of all day, it's all about me. Be careful what you wish for. Sometimes I annoy myself. Do you ever get interviewed and everything you say you're like I'm so annoying? All the time. Like I'll see podcast clips of myself like not on Giggly Squad and I'm like first of all who is Shay? Second of all shop the fuck up. Or when you see a quote written down you're that sounded, that didn't sound good. You, wait, a few things. One, I got my period. Congratulations.

Thank you so much. I'm gonna put in the, whenever Grace comes back and does the newsletter, I'm gonna put in the newsletter, like what the vitamins were that I took because I didn't wanna give it to the Gigglers prior to me getting my period, because again, we're not doctors, we have no idea what we're talking about. But you're gonna give it to them now.

So I'm gonna give it to them now, because I know it worked for me. Because now she's a doctor. But again, this is what my doctor gave me, so it could be different for you, but I'm still gonna give them all the names of everything. And you humbled me so badly this week

that I haven't been able to stop thinking about it. I've told everyone that I've talked to this week, I go, do you want to know what Hannah said to me? And it was like so humbling. I was like complaining about an array of things in a voice note. And I said to Hannah like, whatever, I'm just like really anxious and emotional. It's probably because I just got my period.

And Hannah listed everything that was wrong in my life. I mean, there were like 10 things and she just went down a list and she goes, no, but it's definitely your period for sure. And it took me a minute and I was like, you know what? I have to apologize to all women. But the men made me think that. Hannah was like, maybe it's because you're on

one of the most insane reality shows. Your boyfriend's in a public feud. You don't leave your apartment. You have debilitating anxiety. Grace broke her jaw. Grace literally chucked herself down the stairs. But yeah, blame your poor period, who's just a woman in the arts trying to exist happily.

I literally haven't been here for a year and you're already complaining. I'm like, also, what was the excuse when you couldn't get your period for the last two years? Right. But the second she comes back, we probably won't. But you know what? That's part of girlhood. Is that whatever happens, you go, but I don't know, it's because I'm on my period. Even if you're not on your period.

Literally. Because my period was either two weeks ago, a week after, I don't care, it had happened. Girls really get one week where they can like know what their personality truly is. And that's like that it's really, it's hard. Think about PMS, I don't know who that is. Period week, I don't know who that is. I'm so horny the next week

cause we're whatever it's called. Yeah, we're ovulating. Yeah, you're just like, there's just white shit everywhere. And then the fourth week, I'm too tired to even exist. Look at me. Don't act like I'm invisible. So the next time you come for someone for having a bad day.

Ask what week she's in. People don't bring attention enough that we're in different weeks. But we're also normalizing that men are hormonal. Like whenever a man does something, it's hormonal. I am. Oh, okay. So you're starting to have a... Like when a guy shoots up a mall...

That's a great... That's hormones. What a way to piss them off. It's hormonal. Wait. In balance. Talk about a way to really piss off your boyfriend. Like if he does something and like with a straight face, you're just like, are you hormonal?

Is the tea a little strong today? They're gonna lose their fucking minds. Is the testosterone, oh my god, I can't say testosterone. Is the testosterone testosterone-ing? Yeah, I feel like the testosterone is a little off today. Yeah, because also I feel like men are very like, you don't have anxiety. You're being crazy. You don't have anxiety. If you just don't think about it, it's not real.

And I'm like, no, I think it's real. I also love when men get emotional. They act like, oh, sorry, I was emotional. Everything I said didn't count. But when girls are emotional, they're crazy. Oh, yes. There's just so much wrong. That was layered. And it's not the week to mess with me. Speaking of... Hot rodin boyfriend,

Craig is not a Hot Rodin boyfriend. Craig's a Labrador boyfriend. Yeah. Craig would def, well, but I would say Craig is not frog. I think maybe he's rat. Hot Rodin is very different. Hot Rodin's totally, it's all different. We're getting all of our animals confused right now. Hot Rodin boyfriend is like, Jeremy Allen White.

Yep. It's basically short guys who don't have, who aren't that cute. Non-conventionally hot men, they're calling it rodent boyfriend summer. I'm just kind of sick of like when men are ugly, them getting rebranded into a trend. No, no, no. Why can't we do that for girls? Why can't it be like long torso? Never in my life. Kinkle cuties. No, no, I why can't we do that for girls? Why can't be like long torso?

kinkle cuties Double chin divas Big big big big big big foot okay, the Stallion. Don't cover Meg. Big foot babies. Oh my god. I was coming for me on all those, by the way, I was coming for me. Such a great observation.

They never rebrand us. We grew up with like dad bods being cool, which is basically like, hey, all the lazy guys who drink too much beer are hot. You can't, but they can. And now they can be short and ugly. Then like Short King is literally... We never get a bone.

The PR on the men's side is so good. Which is crazy because PR I thought was a woman run business. It's really strong on their side. And like they're coming for Hot Girl Summer. Like all of a sudden it's Hot Rodent Boyfriend Summer. No. Summer was our thing. I was with a fuck boy last week, shooting a video. He was like self-proclaimed fuck boy.

He was like a, he called himself a bad boy bartender and he said, it's white boy Summer. And I was like, okay. Not ever. I saw a thing on TikTok that said it's fat funny boy Summer. I'm like, that's just not fair. That's not fair.

It's never greasy hair girl summer. It's never like slightly depressed, possibly anxiety. Sweaty, dehydrated girl, sexy summer. Never, we can never just live in our own bodies. But also I think we're in on it. We have internalized misogyny. Like last episode we thought Dr. Pepper was a man, we assumed. And we apologized.

I blamed my period instead of blaming my boyfriend this week. So we are the ones enabling them. Calling them hot boy rodents or whatever they are. We want to make them feel good about themselves. I know. But I think what the truth is, is that most women actually don't care what men look like. We just want them to be nice. Yeah. I did this like dating thing,

I was in Minnesota shooting this like funny dating show thing and it was all people like in their early 20s and my job was like to navigate the dates. So it was like. Like match them up or just like have them ask questions to each other. I was asking the questions. I basically got to, you know when you're like

listening to your first date. Yes. You got to, if you're at a restaurant and you're watching people on a blind first date, you got to actually participate. Participate. I was like, I need a follow up. I don't understand that. And also, when you hear a conversation,

you're like, let's spice it up. So I was asking all the questions I wanted to ask. When you're not in your early 20s, you can see it from an outside perspective. And these girls are literal angels. They're sweet. They don't really know themselves yet. But they're so pure, so beautiful, so kind. They just want to have a're sweet. They don't really know themselves yet, but they're so pure so beautiful

They just don't have a good time They just wanna make it and they just want to like meet a guy to have like a nice Relationship with and then you look at the man and talk about hormonal Yeah, he is just like they're always rock-hard just like all the bloods in their dick They have no thoughts going on yeah, and I'm like this poor girl has to navigate him, and it's not his fault Yeah, but like that's why dating in your 20s like don't even try to settle down yeah until you're like 27 you're like 47 but it's like you're younger and you think you're doing something wrong when it's like he

literally is just like thinking about like Bitcoin and who would win in a fight a bear or a chicken like yeah he's laughing because it's true it's true so anyway if you're in your early 20s do not feel any pressure to make anything work in any capacity because that's just not how things happen oh I had a bad thought mm-hmm That I, my intrusive thought of the week is, like, obviously we don't want to be pick-me girls. Right. Is having a boyfriend, like, the ultimate pick-me move. Like, they fucking-

No, I mean, you're married. Like, I'm married. You were like, okay, you told him that you loved him so much, then he literally proposed. Like he picked me. Like I am the final boss of Pick Me Girl. Like you, if you're with someone, you're a pick me. You beat all the other girls. I'm the pickiest me.

Yeah. So like, how do you not be pick me? You can be like, oh, I don't want a man to pick me when a man. I think you kind of have to just be like me and be really mean to them. And then people are like, are they even dating? Or you pick them. You know what? It's so funny. My very first therapist. How many ghosts ago?

She said, and I never forgot it. That was this was like the only thing I feel like I ever like really took from her was girls are so used to being picked by the guy and she was like and all you do is like wait to get picked she's like have you ever picked your boyfriend and I was like oh my god and I had it. In my head I'm fully picking my boyfriend but I'm picking the guy who likes me. Because I'm like, he's fucking awesome. Think about the ones that you pick, they're the ones that don't like you.

That you don't ever really end up dating. That's why sometimes they say the guy who likes you a little more than you like him in the beginning is better. I do have to say, I've heard a lot of stories where people people who end up getting married, it's always like the guy knew before her. Because when you go in full, when you think you know, you don't know. And I just don't feel like girls can ever, ever be the one that's like a little bit more obsessed with it.

I do have to say with like the Des situation when I first met him. You mean your marriage? Yeah. Yeah. Hahahaha. Hahahaha. Hahahaha. Hahahaha. Hahahaha. Hahahaha.

Hahahaha. Hahahaha. Hahahaha. Hahahaha. That's like the ultimate Z-Center. You know that? You know that? That like thing.

Entanglement I'm in with Des. You know that you're married. I was like, you know that side note? Hahahaha. You know that guy that you see sometimes in my apartment? A man in my house. You know that guy that you saw leaving the other day? His shoes were in the corner. You're the man that keeps calling me. Remember when you came to that party I was in the white dress and the guy was next to me. He had the tux on. That guy. His knee was hurting so he couldn't dance that much. You were black out.

Was his knee hurting at the wedding? Yeah, he couldn't dance as much as he wanted to. I don't remember that. But it's fine, anyway, shout out. I remember I was obviously in a place where I didn't want, I wasn't about to be like, yeah, there's my husband. Like I was like dealing with so much crap. And I remember him being the one who actually put the foot down it was

Like, you know, I like you what this is actually I've never asked you this when When you started like talking to him dating him and then you were like fully with him like so say like September October like you were fully Living with him. Yeah, when did you know you were gonna marry him? Prior to that? Or you think after? When I was moving in with him, I already in my head was like,

he has, like, this could be game over. I also can't ever tell, like, do I like you just because you like me? Really like me? Well, so short is, honestly, I just played a lot of games because I never trusted anyone. And I just was like...

You needed like a real adult around. I also deep down just felt like I haven't met my husband material yet. And then you manifested it. I actually got a really funny text message from one of my girlfriends today that was... And then she followed it up with, I swear I'm not on drugs. She said, do you ever meet with an astrologer, an energy worker, because I feel like you have really strong manifestation powers. And then she said, I swear I'm not on drugs today

with my weird questions. I don't know why that just made me think of it, but I feel like you're good at manifesting, like you manifested does. And a lot of things, it is timing, a lot of times timing. My thing is I've tried to, I've wanted to do everything too soon and I feel like the universe like, is like, not yet, like where you're gonna get to it, but not yet.

So like when it comes to marriage and children, like I feel like in my 20s, that was all I cared about. Like I was really focused on like, okay, but who the fuck am I gonna marry? And then I kind of had to switch. I feel like when I was like 27, 28, and I was like, everyone fucking sucks, and I need to just like take a minute.

And that's when I really focused on my career. And then I was like, wait, I don't need to get married or have a baby yet at all. And so I feel like we're always rushing our lives, especially young women, because society does put that, okay, our 30 marker is like, you're either thriving or you're dead. Yes.

And so- You know what's fucking crazy? I was the exact opposite. I walked around always being like, I'm gonna be the last friend to get married, the last friend to have kids. And I was almost like, I think when we met,

like I was really hungry with my career, almost like I wanted it too bad. And then I think you wanted the relationship too bad. And I saw you deal with like career pressure situations better than me, because I was like, I wanted it so fucking bad. It's almost the opposite of madness. And we switched. And we switched where like my thing just fell in my lap because I think I don't know.

But I just sometimes when you you force things the universe backs up and goes you're not ready bitch. Yeah, isn't that crazy? Wow, we're having like such a deep Saturday conversation. Yeah, Hannah's making us record on a Saturday. I know, I'm sorry. No, I'm not like mad about it. Cause we didn't have a good. It's not like we had plans. I know.

Cause Sunday. Where was I going? I like care about the time and the energy we record and the Sunday times were not the vibe. It was like really early or really late. One more deep thing about that. I saw a tennis quote, cause this is a sports podcast, about the top tennis players. And they said they looked at like the top five tennis players and the top hundred tennis players.

Women are men are all of them. Honestly, I don't know any details about where the stat came from, but we love a stat. Like, I don't even know how they possibly got this information. So that means, you know, it's real. But like they said their groundstrokes were the same, their nutrition was the same. How hard they worked was the same, everything was the same. But the difference between the top players and like the top 100 players. They were married?

No. That was going to really freak me out. No, it was that they, the top players, after they lose a point, their brain would get back to being happy much quicker than the other players. So basically it's kind of fucked up, but it's like the top players were enjoying the process more and overall had more positive thoughts. How? They didn't get to that part. Okay, well...

But it makes me think about like when you're putting a lot of pressure on yourself for like marriage or something like you're actually not having fun, you're not putting good energy on the world, you're overthinking everything. You're not enjoying the journey. You're not enjoying the journey. You're not enjoying the journey. Where like, I think us with our careers even, like when I was like, I want to do well, I want to do well. And you were more like, does that guy even like me? But you were like doing well with your career because you were being yourself

and you were effortless and you were, you weren't questioning yourself. So it's like... Well, I think Giggly Squad's a great example of that. Well, Giggly Squad's our safe haven. Right. No, I would die without Giggly Squad. And it's of that. Well, Giggly Squad's our safe haven. Right. No, I would die without Giggly Squad. And it's not a coincidence that the thing that makes us the most happy flows easier. Right.

Where like some other things is more difficult for us like existing. Anything. I was like, I mean, you could name, you could insert anything there and I'm aligned with her. Also, just I have to shout out one more time for the Gigglers. Why are the Gigglers so pretty? Who did you meet this week? Just every time I meet, like I'll look at a room and the hot girl sees me. I'm a Giggler. I go, I know.

Also, isn't it funny that you can like sense their energy? Like when I was at that 95th birthday party, I made eye contact with one of the waitresses. And like telepathically, I think I was like like do you listen to my podcast and she was like Yeah, I do and then we like started chatting but like I knew and she came over to me and she was like hi And I was like no, I know you're a giglar like I felt the energy and but how do we how does this podcast? Our dumb shit attract only hot successful smart girls secret cult and I do feel like the Illuminati is like catching on to it Yeah, no, I'm scared. Lock your door.

You know what I'm scared about? What? This has never happened to me and I've heard rumors of it and I've heard other people speak of it and I was just like, it'll never be me. Jill? I like can't eat chicken recently. Oh no, that happened to me once.

And I'm eating chicken the other night and I'm just like, ah, this tastes like chicken. I was like, this tastes like, you know, this tastes like chicken. The chicken started chickening. And I couldn't... Did you bite on like a tendon? I don't know what it was. I was just chewing and I was just like, this is just really being chickeny.

But it's not enough for you to become a vegan. Well, no, I have ancestors and I have some. You're not gonna have the veal managoti? No. What's the deal? Wait, it's so funny because my dad does always call me and is always like, do you ever order a steak? You ever have a nice steak?

I'm like. Really, Anna Wintour eats a steak for lunch every day. Really? I do crave like red meat sometimes. Okay, but you can't eat chicken and eggs. Those are the two things. I'm not bad with eggs right now, but chicken is, me and chicken are taking a little bit of a break.

Like I ordered salmon last night. Oh. Yeah, I was like, I don't know. I can't like eat chicken. I didn't feel like a burger. It does take one bad chicken like... To ruin your whole fricking day. It's normally one bad chicken like to ruin your whole freaking day. It's normally the chicken on a salad that does it for me and I hate salad but then you

bite into one of these like rubbery pieces of chicken that they like who knows with alien chickens. Well I hate a warm salad. I hate when they put warm chicken on lettuce and then it warms up that lettuce. That'll make me punch a wall. That'll make me turn into a man. Yeah. I'll get a I'll make me punch a wall. That'll make me turn into a man. Yeah I'll get him. I'll get hormonal over that I do feel like I go and chicken like I'm obsessed with chicken and then I like can't eat chicken and then I'm obsessed with it

Or I can only do breaded chicken We can only do it fried You really can only eat fried foods You know what's funny? The doctor told me really can only fried food you know it's funny like when you go to weddings like any dare to dietary restrictions and it's always like super healthy imagine me and you being like sorry I do have a dietary restriction like if there's no focaccia bread I will be hypo allergies at the table I need garlic bread or I'm gonna fucking lose it.

I need an assortment of cheeses immediately. People don't talk about enough how people have gotten a little too serious with the allergy stuff. I know people are like, hey, I'm people with allergies. The way they scare the fuck out of you and they get to the table and they go, does anyone have any allergies here?

And you're like, nope. They come back two seconds later, they're like, are you sure that no one's, and I'm like, how many people have died at this restaurant? Or have you ever had the opposite, where like food's coming out and like, you know people have allergies there, and you're just, and they're like kind of nonchalant about it,

and they'll be like, oh my God, any nuts in here? And you're like, no, this is like a pine nut dessert. I know my friend is like very gluten intolerant, and she'll be like, is there gluten in it? And you could tell when the person's like, I don't give a fuck. And I'm like, oh, this is going to end badly. My mom hosting Thanksgiving and having people that aren't in our family,

she's one of the funniest people because she'll look you dead in the eye and say, I got nothing here for you. I got nothing. I don't know what you want me to do. I have nothing here. You're going to have to bring your own. No, that's what happens. People will come with their own stuff.

This is the thing, in the Italian culture, it's disrespectful to not eat the food. I don't care if you're gonna have an allergic reaction. You have to try. I once had a boyfriend who, for religious reasons, could not eat. Why does that just sound so funny? Like also, he didn't even go to temple.

He's like, I'm Wiccan. He just, he couldn't eat, he was kosher. So we couldn't eat shrimps or crustaceans. Yep, which like they don't eat any like bottom feeder fish. Yeah, yeah. Or I guess pork. Or like meat with cheese. And I think we went to get Chinese with my parents for like the first thing.

My dad's all about, we got fried rice, we got fried rice. And it's like shrimp fried rice with pork. Wow, I'm getting Chinese food tonight. No, I know. And he didn't eat it. And my dad was like... Offended. The first time I ever realized what kosher was, I was out on a date.

Mm-hmm. And I was like 22, 23. And this guy... He took me to an Italian restaurant and they bring out a meat and cheese board and I'm the only one snacking. And I'm like, you have to try this. He's like, no, no, no, I can't eat it.

And I'm like, okay, but like eat it. And then I started to get pissed off because I was like, no, like now I feel uncomfortable. Then he explained to me that he was Jewish and kosher and he was like that he could never have lobster. And that really was the day that like my dreams of being Charlotte York, like went right down the toilet. Cause I was like, I can't live my life never having

a sandwich with cheese and meat on it. Well, that's the thing like I loved bacon, egg and cheeses cause I live in New York city and that's the religion. So my religion, his religion were like, get crashing. And I remember I ordered bacon, egg, and cheese and he went, oh. And I was like, I'm sorry. He scoffed?

He scoffed and I said, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm from Brooklyn, New York. This is like, this is how I, what? This is what I do. I hate a scoff. He scoffed and then we got dinner once and then I was like, let's go to get ice cream, because, again,

that's my religion. Right. You're a human. And he was like, no. And I'm like, no. But they can't have dairy after meat. Oh. Are you kosher?

No. OK, I thought he was, because he could explain it. There's a lot of rules. Yeah, there's a lot of rules. There's a lot of rules. And as you know, we can't be managed. And I hand it to people that really stick to the rules, but I feel like most of my friends don't.

They're like, I have to try it. I'm having the bacon. I'm like, I'm not gonna tell anyone. I actually wrote this down, and I might've manifested this, but I felt like you needed, you were, I just felt like mentally you were in a place. Mm-hmm.

I wrote down, Paige Needs Music. Okay, and I saw your note, and I wrote down, Paige needs music. Okay. And I saw your note and I was like, and I noted your note. I mentally noted the note that you noted. And I was like, are Hannah and my mom in cahoots together? Because that same day, my mom sent me a classical, classical music from like Chopin or something. No I don't even know. I have to find what it was. Jonathan Chopin? No it was like Bach. It was like the... shoot my phone died. Your phone died? Some like Italian concerto is the name of it. Italian concerto by Bach. And she said, they say that people who are depressed should listen to this, so you should listen.

No, like I'm not saying you're depressed. It was like a stat. It was like people are less depressed if they listen to this like Italian Concerto. So the other day I'm like in my kitchen. They do that to babies to like make their brain stimulated. I'm like unloading my dishwasher, like doing something and I just like,

and I just like turned it on and I was like, and then I saw your note and I was like, what is going on? Wait, that's so weird. Also people who are like full depressed aren't unloading their dishwasher. So that's a good sign. So that's a plus.

As your new therapist, and she goes to them. But what happened is I had one of those days where like I added some new songs And I was excited about them and I put my little earbuds in and there was something about like it was like a beautiful day And you know those moments in life where for a second I was like, oh, I'm happy everything's perfect Yeah, and then you get scared you're like, yeah, and then you think of something but like for a moment You're like, oh, this is really like I was like I was bouncing I was like I felt like I was in a rom-com and I was just like,

she's a working girl. You're like, no, I'm like having fun. This is great. Things are going well for her in this time of the movie before everything goes to shit. And then I just remembered you being like, I don't like music. I don't not like it. But like let's be honest, you're never like, you know what would make this better? Music.

You know what? It's funny, because you're right. Because when there are times where it's normal, there should be music playing. Like a perfect example is when I'm getting glam. When I'm getting glam or I'm getting ready for anything to go anywhere, normal people put music on. I don't, because I'm goss, goss, goss, goss, gossipping, honey. I got shit to say.

I'm talking. It's true. Actually, I would, my teammates in college would want to go for like runs with me because I like to talk. Yeah. And they wouldn't talk, but they liked that I would talk. While they're running? Yeah, because it would like entertain them.

And I just be like. But you're probably so much more fit because you were like. Chutty, chutty, chutty, chutty, chutty. Yeah, you're like, your lungs were so much stronger. Literally they'd be like, go for a jog and I wanna hear what's going on in your life. And I'd be like,

ah! But, cause I don't wanna be stuck with my own thoughts. I wanna either be expressing them or listening to music. But there's like stats that show like, you work out better when you're listening to music. Like it gives you these natural endorphins. I never fully understood when musicians were like, music changed my life.

I was always like, okay, calm down. Like Mary had a little lamb, calm down. But then I realized it's just like scientific that sometimes it helps your mood. Like getting ready playlist. Like when you're with your girls and you just put it on, like that's the most fun part of the night before you go outside and have to deal with like creepos.

Here's, I feel like why I don't ever is because I do have so much anxiety that I love being in silence. Well, it's like you want to figure out your problems. Yeah. And you're like, I can't figure it out. I'm like, I can't listen to something else. That's going to distract me.

I have to do my box breathing. Yeah. I can't box breathe to ice spice right now. I do have to say Meg, the stallion hiss got me through the anxiety of shooting my special. I had it on repeat because I needed my thoughts to shut up and it was just like... Was this from your musical therapist or this was your own accord? It was both. Is that really what your therapist was like?

She was trying everything. She was like, she was just throwing stuff to see what stuck. She was like, why don't you just fucking... She's like, what if we just sang a song? ABCs, happy birthday, anything that makes you feel comfortable. But yeah, I think just like listening to music,

to some of those moments that you end up spiraling could be helpful Well, I'm taking up classical music Imagine going your house to just booming Bach I did date a jazz musician back in my day you guys remember him and If you're no G giggler and I'd go in his car and we're like early 20s And he was always just playing jazz but like like not even with words, like just jazz. Well obviously.

But like you know. Does any jazz have words? Yeah like Billie Holiday. So he was literally just musicians like. And like he didn't even know like top 40 and I thought it was so cool. I thought it was so fucking cool. I was like, do you know who Neo is?

And he's like, no. You know it's funny, I've never been attracted to like any musicians. He was my only funny? I've never been attracted to any musicians. He was my only musician, but he also was a great athlete. So he tricked me. And I haven't dated a musician since. Yeah. I feel like they're not to be trusted.

I've dated people who think they're musicians. Right. If I had an ankle. That's even worse. No, that's ten times worse. I do love a rapper. Everybody loves their hometown rapper. Any level of rapper, too.

No, there's like something really niche and like lovable about your hometown rapper that never made it and like, someday you're going to do something great. But like, I love a hometown rapper. Are they going to do something great? No, but like, I just like love thinking about them. I want to do a documentary of where is your hometown rapper. Are they gonna do something great? No, but I just love thinking about them. I wanna do a documentary of where's your hometown rapper now. It would be on MTV,

and it would almost be a version of Made. We're gonna make you into, and it's really a follow-up from all those people. I miss those shows, Made. The way I was invested in these people's glow ups. When you talk about things 20 years ago that wouldn't be cool now, I feel like definitely stuff on that show, I feel like.

Maid, yeah, they would be like, I want to be a gymnast. And they would just torture this poor kid. They'd be like, great, then you have to work out for 7,000 hours. And they would just do it, and the kid's crying, and they're throwing up. And you're like, OK, if you have to work out for 7,000 hours. And they would just do it and the kids crying and they're throwing up and you're like, okay, like if you want to be a gymnast, this is what you have to do.

I want to do a maid of where all these maid people are now. And they're like, the trauma I dealt with from that show has never left me. No, I used to love it. And I wanted to always like be made into like a cheerleader or something. Weren't you a cheerleader? Yeah, but like this was like,

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and use the promo code to check out Giggly to get your first month for free. I had a free day today up until this point and I'm like what do I do what do I do so I went to my documentaries and I watched two like the most disturbing documentaries I've ever seen. Which ones? Kevin Spacey has a new documentary. Oh on what? Spacey on Max, unmasked on Max. I didn't watch House of Cards, sorry, freak out. I didn't either. Sorry, Judge. I didn't watch that, I didn't watch American Beauty. I watched American Beauty.

I just haven't watched anything he was in really. He's always done like, like weirder stuff. Like thrillers or like. He was always just like an old mole rat looking dude to me. American Beauty is weird. I need to watch it. He's like in love with...

Am I allowed to watch it now? Like I don't even know what the rules are. You're allowed to watch it. He's in love with his daughter's friend, who's like 17 years old. Don't give it away. She's a high school girl. Don't give away what happens. My nana would always be like,

I'm not gonna tell you what happens, but everyone dies. And I'm like, oh my god. I feel like that's me. Every time. She'd be like, I'm not gonna tell you what happens, but everyone dies and I'm like, oh my god She'd be like I'm not gonna do it but when he does get cancer it's not great I Feel like that is me because I'm always like I don't think that's the movie for you because like you're not gonna like it Because this is what happens I'm like I'm trying to warn you. Yeah,'re not going to like it until she becomes homecoming queen. I'm not going to give you what happens though.

That didn't matter though. That is the whole story though. Here's the other thing I do. Craig always wants to watch shows together because he like... He wants to bond. Yeah, he's like a nice human. He's like a normal person. Trying to have a mutual experience with you.

Trying to be in a relationship with me. So then I'm like, it was stuff. So every time I watch something without him, I just go, Craig, you would have literally hated it. I guess like the, he's like, oh really? Like, is it like scary? And like, I'm like, yeah. And there's like, they cheat on each other

and it's like not nice and they're mean to each other. Really, you would have a, you wouldn't like it. And he's like, oh, thanks. He's like, okay, good like I'm already like five episodes in D. See Des gets mad at me because he'll sometimes go ahead but he'll be like oh like I'll rewatch it again with you. I'm so down to rewatch. Yeah that's how it does like you guys are the same but my thing is I go actually I didn't really even care to watch in the first place I was watching it because you were into,

like there's some shows that will only watch with Des, and he's like, you could watch it when I'm gone, we could watch it separately. And you're like, I don't give a shit about it. Like Breaking Bad, I'm going to say it. You don't care about it. Oh my God. It's just like, yeah, I can acknowledge a good show,

but like it's so much stress every three seconds. It's a lot of anxiety. And then the violence on top of it, that scares me. But like, it's so much stress every three seconds. It's a lot of anxiety. And then the violence on top of it, that scares me. I'm like, I'm like a, I'm bad. So like I feel like everything. I feel like I like those shows because it makes me feel better about my anxiety.

That's why I watch murder documentaries. You're running from the cops. I'm just running from like outfits. Like I just don't want to pick out seven outfits this week. You're worried about getting blown off. So I feel like that makes me, it does my anxiety, like, counteract. But he gets mad at me because he's like, did you finish it?

And I'm like, no. And he's like, you have like two episodes left. And I'm like, I don't care. Yeah, that's the thing about you. You and Craig would do the same thing. You'll just never watch the season finale. No one can make me. Like, Craig still hasn't watched the Yellowstone season finale and it drives me up a fucking wall.

See, this is America. We're freedom to do or not do whatever we want. Okay. But there's no order in it. That's, I think, why me and Des, there has to be some type of order. You watch the whole first season, you finish it. Look, for me, it's a fuck you to the system.

Also, you know what it is, I don't want to be some type of order. You watch the whole first season, you finish it. Look, for me it's a fuck you to the system. Also, you know what it is, I don't want to be disappointed. And I feel like, you're like, I could have wrote that episode, I could have written the end of that, like I know what's happening. I know what's going to happen. Game of Thrones, never watched the ending, because people said it was shit, so why would I put myself through that?

I never really even watched that show. It was just like a lot emotionally. It's a lot, that's a lot emotionally. So Kevin Spacey's... Okay, so that documentary... Basically, like, he's basically was scared to come out, had a really fucked up home life, and is like super touchy-feely with a lot of men throughout his life. Yeah.

In like a not-consensual way. Yeah. And then I was like, okay, that was just a warm-up. Yeah. It's called like Fallen Idols, and it's about Nick Carter and Aaron Carter. Wow. And that's on Macs. Like recent.

It's new. And I'm just... where have I been with like the Nick Carter stuff? Oh and how he's like a literal psychopath? Well it's all alleged but like multiple girls are just coming out being like he... just like bad, bad things. Yeah. And they kind of made it scary they made it like Aaron Carter was trying to be like a whistleblower to be like my older brother's fucked up yeah and their whole family dynamics remember he like dated Paris Hilton for like two seconds yeah and then like she it showed that she had been like hurt yeah so

anyway I do not want to spread stuff, but like, I always liked NSYNC and I knew there was a reason. Yeah. I knew there was a reason. No, but also... I know. I don't know. Well, we don't have the time.

This is the thing, at the end of the day, we hate them all. Lance Bass can do no wrong. Right. We love Lance Bass. At the end of the day, we love Lance Bass. There are two types of girls. Girls who had a crush on Lance Bass.

I was one of them. That is so funny. You did. Yeah. That is so funny. And I feel like that shaped a lot of my next boyfriends. I was like, you're a guy. And I should have known. Because I used to have a crush on Lance Bass.

And I should have known. I did it to myself. You look guys who are temper centers. Hahaha. Or more. I like to keep myself on my toes. Like, like, woo. Is it because, like, you're so girly? No, Hannah.

Any time in my twenties that I ever had the thought of, oh, he might be gay, I never went into it thinking he was gay. It just, you know, one time you find yourself at dinner and then the next minute you find yourself with someone putting a pillow over your face saying, I can't look at you. Like, you don't know how you get in those situations. But no, I didn't actively seek gay men. Not to like... Bragg.

Not to overanalyze it, but like maybe you went for like guys who were kind of gay because you were emotionally... Unavailable. Unavailable. And a gay man's the ultimate emotionally unavailable. And a gay man's the ultimate emotionally unavailable. And if he was hot and dressed well, you were done. I think that's what it was. Because I would go for emotionally unavailable men who had just horrible personalities,

and I would carry the conversation because I can. I think I went for men that use a lot of hair product, and I don't know why. That is so funny. But if I pinpoint it back to something, they all had similar hair products. They would blow dry their hair. All had blow dryers.

Two types of men. Men who blow dry their hair. Two types of men. Men who blow dry and men who don't. Wait Hannah, that needs to be written down somewhere. Write it. No, that needs to be written down somewhere. If someone can write, write it down.

Write that down somewhere. Write that down in your notes. Because that's so fucking true. Because I could go through all of my boyfriends who used a blow dryer and like, like it was their idea to use a blow dryer. They're not right. And also it's alarming the moment you realize you hear it and you go, that's coming from my boyfriend. That's not my roommate. That's not me. Wait. There's a moment where you go, oh, he's one of those. And then you're like, you get the egg.

You get the egg for a second and then you're like, oh, it's just a blow dryer. That's what men do, men must always do that. Yeah, it's like they have hair gel, they're just drying it. Like it's not like a full, you gaslight yourself out of it. We just cracked a really big code here. Blow dryer boyfriends. Blow dryer boyfriends. Blow dryer boyfriends.

It's a red flag. I think so. I think it is. I think it is. I'm fine with gel. I'm fine with gel. Here's the thing, I'm fine with, I'm actually fine with Craig

because I brought a blow dryer into the home. He never had one. I brought one in for myself. He doesn't use it unless I'm there because it's out and then he sees it and I'll be like, can I use it? And he doesn't know I'm using it. How do you know when you're not there what he does? Because I know it's-

I feel like you're making excuses for him. No, because here's the only reason why I know. It's tied up. He's not putting it back tied up. Okay, good. So he's only using it when he sees it. So we're half. We're not completely happy with it.

Men are so funny with their hair. I had this Guido roommate shout out to Corey. Dave was bald, otherwise he would be doing it too. But Corey would get his hair done every Thursday. We'd be texting like, hey, do you want to

meet up? And he'd be like, I'm at the hair guy. And he'd go all the way to the Bronx for his hair guy Cory was actually so iconic people don't talk about him enough Yeah, he had that fuck he was like the ultimate fuck boy and I like to keep fuck boys close. That's why he was my roommate I wanted to understand the fuck boy brain doing research for the girls I feel like every time I've ever been out with him. I've like at some point in the night He's been in the corner just like smiling with a different girl Like but he had that fuckboy haircut that was like to the

side and then they they had that line very peaky blinders kind of yeah and like the fade yeah kind of like Travis Kelsey kind of but this was years ago and I said Corey like where'd you get that hairdo idea and he goes you know I actually started it and was so copying me he He goes in the Bronx, I did it, my boy did it, then he did it, then they did it. He's like the kind of guy that'll just call you a name and it's the wrong name and he'll just call you the whole night and you'll be like, okay.

Yo Harriet, come over here, I like you. But the sweetest man. Is he married now? I think so, yeah. He didn't have a wedding, that's why. I think he had like a little like COVID thing. But anyway, every Thursday he got his boy. And like, that's I think where the men gossip. That is where the men gossip.

Or they at least hear other situations. I also don't trust men. And that's it. I'm actually going to stop there. Nylon came up with a list of hair trends for the summer. And I felt super attacked because I don't think my jawline could pull off any of them. What are they? What's the number one? And if you say a pixie cut, I'll freaking scream. The seven biggest hair trends of summer 2024.

The new wet look. So it's like when your hair's wet and pulled back. Which like, let's be honest, does anyone really pull it off? No. But everyone would be like, oh my God, you slayed. It's hard to do a wet look pulled back. Yeah, like to the side looks good. You can pull it off to the side, I can't.

But when it's just fully back, that's just Yeah, I just like immediately think Yolanda Hadid I don't know why. Yolanda Hadid and also when I think of birthday cake, I think of Yolanda Hadid That's very niche extremely niche Side note. I was on a flight yesterday and I got some chocolate cake because I love myself Yeah, and I'm like loving the moment, listening to music, feeling myself. Like three hour plane ride. Get off the plane, ba ba ba, saying hi to everyone, whatever. Go to the bathroom. I have a full

chocolate cake crusted on my lip because it was one of those like thick chocolate cakes. I mean no one told me. You're a literal toddler. I can't believe they even let you fly by yourself. That is so you. No, but like so many times I'll be like, how many people did I just talk to with a huge thing of chocolate? Because also did I eat it by just throwing it at my direction? Just shoving it in your mouth.

I shoved it. So anyway, watch out for chocolate cake. OK, next one they said is shoulder skimming bobs, which is like what you've been doing for a while, which I would look so bad in. I would look not good. Side slicked bangs. Let me see that one.

Yeah, OK, I'm into that. Yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't. Icy platinum. Oh, let me see. I'm going to couldn't I see platinum. Oh, let me say I'm gonna get a wig. Okay I'm gonna make Mitchell make me a blonde wig because I just feel like there are a lot of times where I'm like I just want to go somewhere blonde and see what it's like like Like I just want to go out to dinner one time,

like a normal dinner, like I'll go with you and Des. I just want to go out to dinner one time like with a blonde wig and see. See people act like. See like what's the vibe. You want to see a blonde so it's more fun. Yeah, like what is the vibe and like. Do you know when people.

Just like it'll be fun. People get bangs and you. Yeah. Which is what you just did. And everyone's like. When someone goes, I want someone to make a wig for me, that's another level of like distress. Like what?

You're like, I actually don't want to be myself anymore. Like the stuff you're spewing is wild. I can't see that. You're in your King Kylie era. I'm in my King Kylie era, yeah. What color wigs would you do? I want like platinum blonde, like I'm going blonde blonde. What color wigs would you do? I want like platinum blonde. I'm going blonde blonde.

And you'd leave the eyebrows. And I'd leave the eyebrows. Okay. Would you do red? Yeah, like if he could make me a red one, yeah, I would do red. Like I would want like a red bob, I think. Why don't you just, okay, shave your head. If we're good again.

I don't need to shave my head because I don't want to put a wig on every day. I just want... It's kind of like my baby bump that like I'm going to use as an accessory. Like on a Saturday night if I'm going out to dinner, I want to have the option to be blonde with my outfit. I also feel like you've had so many good looks that you keep trying to like outdo yourself.

Yeah, because it's like fun. And at some point you're like, I've done all the looks I can as a brunette and you want to go harder. No, like I enjoy the creative process of like if I like my outfit, then like what's my hair and makeup gonna be? And I feel like I'm obsessed with Taylor and Mitchell so much that we're always like we didn't get. Brainstorming. Like we love this look, like this is so good.

So we're always texting each other like different hair looks and makeup looks. You're an artist. To like different hair looks and makeup. You're an artist. To like save for a rainy day. Quick shout out. Your photo shoot for Glamour with the taxi. You're like in the taxi with glasses. For Cosmo. Cosmo.

So high fashion, cool vibes. We had a day that day. Have you ever been in a taxi before? How dare you? Were you like, I need a break. Wait, how am I gonna get home? My phone's dead. I'll get you home. No, I'm not getting in over there. You got me. I'm going all the way to the Upper West Side. I can't be in a Prius the whole time. It's so far. You'd be lucky to be in a Prius. It's environmentally friendly. I can't breathe. Oh, continue. Pumped up volume.

No, I hate that hair. I do have to say, some people will try to do my hair with volume and I look like a dance mom. No, I don't like, I like volume, but I don't like it the way that Miley Cyrus has it. And from the brand names, I hated that hair. You love this. You look good. Flirty flips at the end. I love that.

I feel like me with a flip doesn't make sense. Why? Because it's not the energy I'm giving to this world. Okay. Because it's the energy you don't want to give. But if you wanted to try it, I'm getting you a wig made. That's it. But next episode, we're in wigs.

And we don't acknowledge it. We very seriously do the pod. As we do. Next is super long bangs like Sabrina Carpenter. Did you see her music video? Yes. What do you think? I think that they... Nobody's talking about how

freaking tiny they are. Why is nobody... They're the cutest little freaking pipsqueak couple I've ever seen in my life. In my little pocket. No, I'll... I get cute aggression when I see them. Why do I feel like they're three feet tall? Both of them.

No, he was trying to sit on the car, but he couldn't get under the car. He can't reach it. And she's so freaking tiny too. Like she gives me Ariana Grande vibes, like when Ariana Grande first came on the scene. Well it's funny because some people are so tiny, like Kim Kardashian's 5'1 or 5'3, something. Small. But doesn't look like it. Doesn't read that short on TV and in certain things.

Sabrina Carpenter reads like Minnie Mouse. Yes. And like so adorable, and then he, that is a little man. That's a little baby. This little baby boy. Put him on your back like a backpack. No, that's a toddler. That's toddlers and tiaras right there.

But I love them. I feel like they're freaky. back like a backpack. No that's a toddler. That's toddlers and Tiaras right there. But I love them. I feel like they're freaky. But the whole concept of the song was basically like okay if I'm gonna go public with you don't fucking embarrass me. And if I had a freaking nickel. But I do have to say I do think that's a red flag if that's the first thought going into the relationship is Hey, just a reminder! Don't be who you are because it actually is cringe-worthy as fuck and you can really ruin my whole brand And I have a lot riding on this

I feel like once a month Craig gets a text from me being like, well, just a reminder. I'll kill you Okay? But honestly, it's good for the men. No, it's good for them. They need to, actually, it's so reverse in my relationship. It's Des being like, hey, shut the fuck up. Just a reminder, these are the rules. Des keeps me in fucking line. That man, thank you. So yeah, I can't pull off bangs.

It's another thing. I can't. And not to bring negativity, but I just don't believe in myself. But you're a redhead. So like you don't need to do anything else but be a redhead. Like that, that's your journey right now. Dad said he likes how I look natural. And I said I like...

And this is just for fun. I said it's a bit... Also, wood is natural. Also, it's not like going platinum. Right, you're literally the same color. Also, he didn't even notice it until I said something, and then he goes, I like you natural. Yeah, he doesn't know.

He doesn't know. No. I think he's colorblind. I think he's pretending to know. A lot of people with blue eyes, I feel like are. Yeah. I just made that up. Well, no, I think it's...

Is it true? I don't know, but I know people with blue eyes are like sensitive to the sun, which is kind of like, how did you make it this far? Like on a sunny day, you can't, you're just weak, you can't make it. How did we get here? Imagine you're somewhere and your boyfriend's like,

I can't see! I don't know, like the ick I get from him being like, sorry, my eyes are... Is there, yeah, sorry, my eyes are so... And he has to borrow your sunglasses? My eyes are so piercing blue that they hurt. If my boyfriend... But that's the thing, I love a piercing blue man, a piercing eye blue man. Yeah. And they are weak, I'll they hurt. If my boyfriend, oh no.

I love a piercing blue man, a piercing eye blue man. And they are weak, I'll tell you they're weak, but maybe that's why I like them. Oh, and speaking of Des, we just had a fun episode of Burn a Phone where we talk about people submitted movies that we should see. Have you ever seen Drop Dead Gorgeous? Yes.

I've never seen it. You would like it. And everyone recommended it. That's so funny that everyone recommended it because I feel like no one ever never seen it. You would like it. And everyone recommended it. That's so funny that everyone recommended it because I feel like no one ever talks about it. No one talks about it, but the cast is incredible. The only reason I know about it is because I used to date a guy in my early 20s

and his dad was in like Screen Actors Guild and wrote. Pretty humble brag. Yeah, I don't honestly. His dad was very funny. And so he would always get like movies and they always just had really good movies and they all knew like funny movies and they had seen them all. So when I met him, my movie repertoire like completely changed. And that was one of like the first movies I watched.

I have to watch it also. Yeah. I have to announce to the Academy something embarrassing. I've never seen Romeo and Michelle. Me neither. And everyone tells us that they find them every time. I've never watched it. I've seen like parts.

I've never watched it start to finish. I've seen memes of it. Me too. And I've seen like their outfits. And people were like, you guys are so Romeo and Michelle. And I go, I know. I think it's because they're blondes that I never like identified with it. Because I was like, I don't see myself

in this representation in this movie, be so I don't care. Also, who do you think hurt me that I love blond men? My brother. That's too much to unpack for us. My brother's blonde. Is he? Not really.

He's like dirty brown. He's like mousy brown. Yeah, he was blonde. People don't talk enough about people who don't shut up about how they used to be blonde as a kid. Yeah, like I was born blonde. It's like, I don't care. I don't care what your hair color was when you were four. Well, because they have like a real struggle with it because like they're born blonde and then one day they're just not blonde anymore. And so I think that's like an internal thing they're dealing with.

It's really difficult. Yeah. Their identity. And if they have blue eyes they can't even see. Much too am I to speak because I literally lost vision 20 minutes ago. I love how you lost your vision but so casually just walking around the city like... Yeah I'm just like I don't think this is the way I should be seeing. I'm like this something's wrong and I'm always like my first thought is like you're having a stroke so figure it out and Grace broke her face just a reminder. We sent her juice. She's juicing right now I saw that do you see her Instagram was like I'm calling HR. She's like I'm calling HR Hannah Bachelet me juice

You sent her a fuck ton of juice. I know cuz I don't know how long this is gonna be yeah I mean, I hope she's a drone. We don't know how long this is going to be. I mean, I hope she's not drowned. We don't even know where you are, what's going on? I just clicked like, do you want a shit ton of juice or do you just want the day as a shit ton? She goes, you sent a year worth of juice that's going to expire in two days. Anyway, you guys, thank you for gigging with us. We are going to announce some new shows this week.

Yes. Actually, I kind of want to announce it on the pod right now. Presale code is gonna be Giggly, and we're announcing it on Wednesday. And we're announcing Washington, D.C., Atlantic City, Seattle, San Francisco, and Tempe, Arizona. And then we added additional shows to cities that were already announced too.

So go get it. Okay, so don't yell at us because we are coming to Seattle. Seattle was pissed at me. Seattle was a little bit. I didn't know Seattle was that. No, I didn't know they could go so hard. They went so fucking hard. I'm sorry.

You know what, we hear you, we see you, we're sorry. We're coming. We're coming, love you, thanks for getting with us. Talk to you later, bye.