Giggly Squad - Giggling about boob jobs, birthing makeup, and anxiety meds

Episode Date: January 31, 2023

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What is up my giddy little gigglers? So cute. I went thrifting this weekend in Vermont. How was it? I came up with a joke about thrifting. I feel like Vermont's probably a great place to thrift. Oh my god, it's amazing. It's very granola vibes. Yeah, I can see it. Every old man who's cold there looks like Bernie Sanders. It was crazy.

Yeah. Do you know what Ted Bundy was born in Burlington, Vermont? I don't. I'm so if I never go to Vermont again, I'm fine. So I went thrifting, you would hate it because it's kind of smelly, but I realized thrifting is just like dating where you're like, this is fun. And then you start looking at everything and you're like, why did nobody want these things? And then you find, then you find like one really cute sweater in the back and you're like, this is crazy. How did no one else find this?

Am I so lucky? And then you put it on and it's really itchy and he's a narcissist. That's so true. I feel like I would like thrifting. If I knew I was gonna get really great stuff. You would love to design a thrifting, I feel like I would like thrifting if I knew I was gonna get really great stuff You would love designer thrifting. I feel like because that takes real style like you have to have an eye Yeah, I would like consignment thrifting

But like I don't want some old man's t-shirt, you know, like I could do without it. I had an unfortunate experience at the airport today What happened to you? I was wearing my giggly squad pants, and this man in front of me was like, at the TSA, was looking at me. And you know when you're like, I'm not gonna make eye contact, I don't know what he wants, but I know he's staring at me.

And then he's finally like, what's giggly squad? And I'm like, I'll say it's above your head, like you're not gonna get it. Honestly, it's so niche that life. And I have nervous laughter, so I start laughing, and he's like, oh, so you're like Giggle, and he's there with his wife, he's like in his 60s,

and you could tell he lives for these awkward, stranger interactions, and I'd rather be burned at the stake than have to deal with this. And then he starts asking me questions. He's like, what is it? And I don't know how to lie on the fly. So I'm just like, it's a podcast.

And he's like, oh, what do you guys talk about? I was like, we make fun of stuff. And then he's like, so what do you in Vermont for? And this is like rule. Now what if we are a comedian comedian is you don't tell people you're a comedian. Like you say you're an accountant, you say something boring,

but I was just, he was kind of like pissing me off. Like, and I was like, I'm a comedian. Were you getting a condescending tone? Yes, yes. I was like, oh, little girl, what were you doing? Or you make little jokes? And I was like, I'm a stand-up comedian. I just had six shows. And he's like oh tell us a

joke. No, no! This is 9am at the airport. I look like disgusting like my face is just full of like sadness and salt. Yep and when a normal dude like if I'm out at a bar and he's like, oh, tell me a joke. I always just say your face and everyone laughs. But like, I'm not going to say that to a 65 year old man at the airport in the state of Vermont. And you know, I'm a people pleaser. So part of me was like, do I like start a bit? And then I was just like, look, it's, it's not how it works. Like, it's, and he's like, you said this. You were like, it's not how I, yeah, I go, it's not, it's not, it's not do this. And he just like, look, it's not how it works. And he's like, you said this.

You were like, it's not how I- Yeah, I go, it's not, it's not to do this. And he's like, tell me a joke. And people are like looking at us. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm not about to have an open mic at Burlington for months. Co-factor A.

Caroline. So I'm standing there. No, actually, I don't have TSA pre. And this is moments that I'm like, I wish I had fallen TSA pre. I don't, actually I don't have TSA pre and this is moments that I'm like, I wish I had fucking TSA pre I don't know how you don't have that You all you do is travel It's causing a lot of problems in my relationship right now. Yeah, I would be on desert side with this one

Anyway, I'm going jump on the bandwagon with my mom and my dad too So I literally am like I'm very tired right now Yeah, and he pushes again, and he's like tell us a joke. And the wife next to him was like leave her alone. Like she's tired. Yeah. And I remember thinking like I can't wait to tell the gigglers the harassment I dealt with this morning.

And then like you know when there's so many people at the airport but you keep running into them. Yeah. I'm like we're both getting the same magazine right now. So anyway, we're, and they were going to New York City too. Yep. Wow. Yes.

I'm at this weird age where I think, you know, like you always just feel like you're 23. Yes. Yes. Like you have been pastor syndrome when you're somewhere where you're like, I'm not an adult. Like, I'm a baby. Yeah, but like in this situation, if something were you're like, I'm not an adult, but like, I'm a baby. Yeah, but like, in this situation, if something were to go down, like, you are an adult. I, you can call my mom if you need something. Look, I'm at this age where like, middle-aged men, and when I say middle-aged, I'm not

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sexual tension, like with anyone remotely good looking and like your age. I was getting on a flight and there was this guy and he was definitely younger than me. Like I could tell he was younger than me and he was good looking and I like looked at him and could not have looked away from me faster, had zero interest and I was like, oh my God,

do you think he thinks I'm old? Like I got, like that was my immediate thought and you know I'm like so intuitive because I like looked cute it wasn't like I looked like disgusting. No when you're at the airport you're you have like a hat you look mysterious and like hot and busy I look like a dumpster elf. Also known as a raccoon. No, like I even sat down and there was like a man who I'm like a grown-ass man who starts talking to me like next to me and I haven't had that happen forever and he was like do you like wine?

And I was like no. And then I saw him on the flight coming back and he waved at me. And I was like, we're not friends. Yeah, like just because we sit next to each other on the plane where it's a sign seating doesn't mean that we, I chose to sit next to you in my virtual life. I was like, yeah, I.

Take an ad, Vel. No. Oh my god, there's so much plane drama though today. Sorry, clearly all I've been is on planes since we've talked, but today this guy moved, moved someone's bag and put it somewhere else to put their bag and this woman stands up and goes, why would you move my bag to somewhere?

It's not gonna fit. That's not very nice of you. Like made it like fucking person on part of me. Like she's fully in the right right but part of me was like wow we are just fully choosing drama at 9 a.m. this morning. I will say one of my most anxious moments is when I'm flying alone and I have to and I brought a carry on like rolling bag and I have to put it up in the overhead luggage. Like that 30 seconds is I could kill myself. Like it is the most terrifying moments.

Like no one helps you. I've never, I've also never moved someone else's bag. Like I, I don't deserve to fly on this plane if I can't figure this out. We know what helps you because it's funny. I feel like whenever I lift everyone like goes to help me like as if I, and I'm like I'm this. Wait, no one helps you because it's funny. I feel like whenever I lift everyone like goes to help me, like as if I, and I'm like, I'm strong.

Like I don't need this, but when I stack, like they're fucking hero, like, oh, I'll help you and I'm like, sir. I never get help to the point where I have been taking down a bag before with guys standing behind me, and me getting down and looking at them, being like, thank you, like and laugh like I can

Have those really bitchy like country under my breath comments. I actually do it a lot Like whenever someone doesn't hold the door for me. I'm like thanks like that little shit really fucking pisses me off It's like classic New York though like all day. You're just like cursing under your breath. Yeah, I'm really you had a great day The amount of times I've gotten I've gotten off a plane and been like don't worry. I got it I mean either they're intimidated by you or they just see how big your hands are and they're like she got this I've never seen fingers that all she can do this. I literally like spider-man it down. I just shoot You can do this. I literally like Spider-Man it down.

I just shoot my back. We have so many fucking amazing notes. Oh, but first off page. Why don't you tell them about your first look episode? That's pretty fucking cool. Oh yeah, my first look episode is on peacock right now streaming. I did the New York City episode. I went to like all these different burrows.

I was most nervous for my outfits. No, I don't know. Sorry. I was in Brooklyn and I was in Harlem. Did you tell them I was from Brooklyn? I don't think, I know, I don't, I did. That's like the one I didn't mention. Okay, that's tough though. I have a friend from Brooklyn. But anyway, so it is on peacock now if you want a stream at but it was really fun It was so nice to like film something and be myself and then not be so fucking anxious after it and be like How are they gonna cut it up? What am I gonna look like like I could be myself? And I knew that it was gonna be myself on there, so that was nice Well, I know that when we first met, you always wanted to be involved in like

hosting and stuff. So I wanted to be Murray. I mean, watch manifestation come real. Come alive. Okay. First question. Yeah. And I saw this on TikTok. Would you rather have to marry the person you lost your virginity with?

No. Or have the job your first job for the rest of your life. My first job for the rest of my, what was my first job? Blow job. Either way, I'm stuck with that first guy. Was your first guy good? I mean, was he good in terms of the type of human he was or was it good? Yeah.

He was okay. I mean I'm sure he's like a great guy now. I don't really know him very well anymore but like did he cheat on me in high school for sure. But is he engaged to the girl he cheated on me with? Absolutely. So in that case I'm like, I'm like, I love them. Yeah, we're not like that mad about it. Because not that mad about they were meant to be together. It was for the love of his life. If anything, I was the problem, you know, if anything, you just pushed him to find someone right for him. It's funny because I lost my half virginity to like the sweetest boyfriend who played tennis with me on the high school team. Yeah He was a liar, but he was really funny. Mm-hmm

But then the guy who I lost my like virginity to in college, it was a horrible experience football player So you would go first job I first job was a hostess at a Korean restaurant. I love Korean food. Are you kidding me beeping bobs? Yeah, I think My first job was like being on the cover of the easy bake oven, so I'm gonna take that all day Well, yeah, your first job was being a fucking model. So I'll just eat sweet treats and Like play with my mom on the set, you know throw back to easy bake ovens the last time we cooked Also on TikTok someone said that you know a girl is your bestie

If you look like a hot lesbian couple I feel like for all the giggly squad pictures we take if we just gave it to random people on the street And they didn't know what giggly squad pictures we take if we just gave it to random people on the street and they didn't know what giggly squad we would look like hot lesbian couple. Technically we do engagement photos every time we have giggly squad. We do laughing pictures. We know exactly like what the vibe should be like one person's looking at the other person sometimes we put your hand on my shoulder. And we know what each other needs. Like I don't even speak. And you're like, she needs apple juice in the green. What about when we're doing me ingredients? And I like go on the

opposite side of you because I know that it's like not your good side. No. Yeah. So and then whenever like we were dating in the past, I feel like we like I wanted someone who was like you, but with like a massive penis. And I feel like you always say Kreg and I are like, except I'm better at tennis. You're way better in general, like in general. But there are certain things that like he will do that you like you will say the same thing

and I'm just like that's so annoying. Craig and I are the Labrador Trevers and you and Des are like the black cats. Okay, I haven't announced them. And I've thought about it and I just want to see like what the giggler's think. I had a moment the other day where I was like, look at us just like going back on our plastic surgery thing. I had a moment the other day where I legitimately was like, I really want to get my boobs done.

Like I want to get them done so bad. I was even like looking up like doctors and like stuff like that. And then I said it to Craig and I was like, what would you think if I got my boobs done? And he was like, you just hate your body right now. That's why you want to get your boobs done. And I was like, wait. That is so fucking true.

Like I just didn't, I wasn't into like how I was looking the past couple of weeks and I've been like complaining better or saying, I obviously haven't, I wasn't into like how I was looking the past couple of weeks and I've been like complaining better or saying I obviously haven't been doing anything about it. So I mean literally insane, someone check on me. And so I was looking for things to like fix that feeling. So today, what is the date? January 29th if I want my boobs done in one year from today I will get them done um so interestingly I'm fully supportive of it of me getting my boobs done well it would be a new era. Some people get their boobs done and just have so much confidence and feel sexy in a way

they never felt before. It really just depends on the person. And I do not want you having some crazy, huge Pamela Anderson. No, I wouldn't go nuts. I would go a big big B small C. I don't want it to hurt your little back. Yes, I already have neck problems and I also feel like my body is so sensitive. I'd like get them put in and my body would be like, get these the fuck out of here.

Like I don't know if I would- I just feel like life is short if you want to get them. Yeah. I actually don't hate Craig's response. Yeah. If he jumped on it too early, yeah, that would be awesome. I'd be like, I'd be like gross.

That's just amazing. Like has he been subliminally messaging you? Yeah, like did he put this lot in my head? I do have to say trigger warning about body and eating. If it's annoying to hear about, but I am delusional when it comes to my body. I'm completely delusional where I can gain weight and I will be like, oh, it's because I'm PMSing, the water weight, obviously.

Then I'm like, I still don't feel good and I'll be like, well, you're in your period, obviously. Right. And then I'll be like a random week and I'll be like, you just got off a flight. Like, that's why, like, I will never be like that. Dude, I use the flight one all the time. I use the flight one all the time. I'm like, whatever, I'm fucking so dehydrated from a flight that I'm bloating. Like, I've never once admitted that I've gained any weight.

I'll even weigh myself and be like, scales definitely broken. I haven't used the scale in so long. I'll be like, I did have a salty dinner last night. So that's just water weight. I'll find a reason why. And it's not me. I'll tell you that.

Dude, girls have to deal with so much because I feel like when I went on birth control, I definitely gained weight from it, but I also feel like my body's shape like changed. So that was a weird adjustment. It wasn't like I felt like, oh my God, I gained so much weight, I'm like, fatter. But I felt like when I gained weight,

it went to different places that it didn't used to go to. So I have like a different body. Like it- Also I do have to say, we are 30. It's so awesome. She's like, gravity's really been hit. No, I'm the birth person. No, I didn't use to look like this.

I just knew when I was younger, I just had to take like a, strong, winded shit. I just feel like I follow all these fucking 25 year old influencers on TikTok and they're like, this is what I ate in a day. And all I wanna do is comment in capital letters, your 25, it literally doesn't fucking matter. This is what I know who makes fun of celebrities

when I eat in a day. They'll be like, first I smell an almond. I'm literally. Then I make, then I pick up this $40 salad. And then at night I have a piece of salmon and a chickpea. And you're like, no. No. No.

And I also think those things are never true. So you're like, you're like, you're never true. those things are never true. So you're like, those things are never, those things are never, ever true. It's all like based on aesthetics, I feel like. Yeah, she like tried. She like, tried PR team to write it. She's like, what's like a little girl vibes? When really it's just,

it honestly is like promoting eating disorders. I'll tell you that right now. But yeah, I'm interested in what the giglers think, but because you're in the public eye, like if you do something, you have to deal with the backlash of like what everyone decides, and you don't know what the group mentality is. And also, like, what if I get them and I hate them?

And then I'm just like, I want these out. Take them out. I don't know. I don't know how easy it is. Yeah, like, how do you do that? Can you get a tip BBL? Like they take the, you know. Why haven't they invented filler for like, like I can go, you know, I can go and get my lips on.

Why can't I go and get my boobs done? And then they go down in like six months. That is so smart. Like why can't I do that? But what about like how we would change all your outfits? Like you can't wear the like little cute crop tops. It'll look like it goes from being like cute to being like, okay. Also, we can go back to our original theories. What are those boobs actually represent? No, I tried. That's why I'm bringing it up because I tried to do this.

I tried to break it down therapy. What are you trying to do with your boobs? Yeah, I was, that's why I'm bringing it up, because I tried to do this. I tried to break it down, therapy, smile. What are you trying to fix with your boobs? Yeah, I was like, what do I not like that I feel like boobs will solve and what's the root of it? Yeah, because one thing I did hear about POS like surgery is people will go through depression after, because they will put all their anxiety into like, I will be happy if I get my tits done. And like, they don be happy if I get my tits done. And like, they don't look at any other problems.

They're just like, it's my tits, it's my tits. And then you get your tits done. I hate saying tits, but that's what the word that's coming to me. You get them done, and then the next day, you still feel the same, and it didn't like turn you into this like really happy person. And then you get depressed, because you're like, wait, this was supposed to be the answer.

Like, I know after I have a child that I'm definitely gonna wanna get my whole shit done. Whatever they're offering, I'm getting. Yeah, I wonder if it's better to get your boobs done after you have kids. Yeah, then I was like, should I just wait? Like, I've gone this long without them. Why would I not just wait a couple more years

until after I have kids? Because really what? I could wait five years and get them done. I don't know. I could go to a consultation. I just talk about what I see. I could go to a meeting and just say. I feel like consultations is where they get you.

I feel like my mom's gonna listen to this and I'm gonna get a very intense text message and I can't wait to see what it says. What do you think she's gonna say? You're perfect. Yeah, you absolutely do not need to get your boobs down. You could die while you're under for something cosmetic and ridiculous. You're gonna literally risk your life to get something so frivolous and cosmetics.

Wear a push-up bra, my god. An- She goes, I know Hannah made fun of you for the chicken cutlets, but they would do a good job, okay? Yeah, you take good- She would be like, buy a padded bra and shut your mouth. But it's also like you do attract a different kind of guy when you have boobs.

I mean, you're good. I feel like you're gonna get a subtle one. Honestly, amaze. I hope so. I'd be lucky. Done. We're getting them done. That's just the side. Do you know that people? Do you know that people? Like I don't not gigglers. I think you're just like random people that happen upon our podcast. Well DM Kraggin be like, Page is so mean to you on Giggly Squad. I call me the DMs and I'll be like, that's not even the context in which I said it. Wow, since we're getting deep. It is, you know. Um, I also, my, your boobs are, I'm also getting a poop.

Wait, if you're about to say you're gonna get plastic surgery on something then we would have to do it at the same time. We would do it the same time, but not yet, I can think of something. DM if you guys think I should change something about myself, just kidding, go, you're so fucking, you're so fucking weird. I wanted to talk about our, like,

pills that we take for happiness. So I've been on Paxel. I don't know if I ever like talked, talked about it. I've been on Paxel. I took it in college because I was having performance anxiety. I was under like so much pressure that I like was having like, yes, I was having trouble serving like,

and I took Paxel and actually come my brain down a little. Oh, I like, I thought like thought you meant you couldn't have said. No. I only cared about tennis. Sex is not kind of like, performing. I don't know. I post these just the Sahara Desert. I'm like, I can't.

Close up was like, nope, not today. Okay, so you, okay, got it. You were getting stage fright, basically. I was good. Yeah, I was just like, I had too many nerves. I'm like, you know, college, the world, just closing it on you and you're scared. So I took it, I took it for a couple of years,

but I was very like ashamed. Like I didn't want to be taking it. I felt like I was crazy, because I was taking it. So I got off it eventually. Then I did this little TV show and it was in a really dark place. Small little picture. And I went back on Paxill so that I didn't harm myself. Right, literally.

And I've been on it for a while. I'm on like 30 milligrams. I basically said to my therapist that I think I've ADHD, because TikTok told me. And she was like, you need to talk to a psychiatrist. And I was like, let's level up. Let's level up. So I've never met with a psychiatrist.

It's honestly, was way too much admin. But I finally got this virtual virtual and it was this nice lady We like talked and she was like you have some trauma She's like I don't think you have ADHD, which is like You're like let me just what's your TikTok? Let me send you these because it's literally me She's literally don't have trouble focusing because like when I'm interested in something I could like like I can edit videos forever Oh my god, who fucking told you that Hannah? Who told you that?

You did? Yeah Don't you dare because I will literally go back and giggly squad and find it I said you don't have ADHD because when you want to do something like you get it done You do it perfectly. It's just, you have to be interested in it. Oh yeah, you were saying me and Craig are making it up to see more interesting. You literally were making it up to get out of things. It's like, sorry, my ADHD. It's like, I asked you to literally text me back.

It's just like, you fell asleep. That's not ADHD. You taking an app with butter is not you having ADHD, okay? So bitch told me that I don't have ADHD and I was upset and she was like, you have like past trauma. She said, yoga's really good for it. She was like, what do you want? I said, paxle and she goes, you know what,

paxle is really bad if you want to have a kid. Like if you get pregnant on paxle, it's really bad. And I was like, look, I'm not trying to get pregnant right now, but God forbid I do, because I'm so bad with my birth control. Like that's something they should tell you. So I'm getting off Paxel.

Okay. And I think I'm gonna go on Zoloft. Okay. Like the OG. Yes. But like, she also said like ProZac, they were talking about well butrin. I mean, just so what the giglers are on.

But I think I'm being put on like, just like old school's all off. I thought well butrin was something you went on in addition to. Like I thought it helped the original medication. Or is it a medication on on time? It's a medication on time, but like TikTok is dangerous because TikTok, there some girl was like,

well, butchins, amazing, like it helps me get up in the morning, it helps my ADD, and then someone else was like, well, breach your in ruin my life, and you're just like, there's no, yeah, there is, it's so scary. So for me to switch, I have to take half of my paxle and half of the zooloft for like a week to trim. But like, I haven't done it

because I've been scared that I'm gonna like, like a brain fog or like all these works side effects because my literal only job is to like know how to talk. Right, so that's what I'm going through. It's so funny you say that because I like went back and forth with the idea of going on anxiety medicine because 1,000% I should be on some type of anxiety medicine, but I honestly I'm going to be completely honest. I, the stigma of me being on an anxiety medicine like was kind of getting to me and I couldn't

understand why because I was like, I'm in therapy. I tell everyone like I feel like if you need medicine, you should go on it. But for myself, I couldn't even go there to be like, what would it be like on anxiety medicine because I'm so scared of everything changing my personality. I don't even like being on birth control because I know that it's changed parts of my personality.

So that's like, it's totally valid. Maybe you just have to get to a darker place. I've been in places where I'm like, fuck it. Like I need this to survive. Like, because I was that way with the stigma too, but I do have to say, like if you start on a low dose with something and I'm not pushing this on anyone, I'm just saying, I had that same fear. But what it does is it like it's actually science and it will just quiet those like crazy insane thoughts so you actually will come more yourself. It's like you with you know like sometimes you're with someone but you're just not there and you're just showing your head about

some bullshit. Like you disassociate. That's the like crazy talk that like it will end down. I disassociate all the time. I blame that on reality TV that I will be in situations and then I'll just take my brain right out of it because of reality TV. Because I'm like, I know how this is gonna look and I can't be here right now mentally.

No. And like you've gone through trauma, like I've been through trauma. We've all gone through types of trauma and there's different ways to cope. I also know that like genetically I come from there's depression in my family, there's anxiety in my family and I've never, I've always done like the lowest dose but like if you're struggling in your own brain day to day Like we live one life. Why not try it? And it's just like the boob job pick it out if you're done Take it off you don't want it

flick flick the filet I Hope that you get to rock bottom so that you can figure out whether or not you want like I I went through a really bad breakup where I just didn't feel like myself. I felt like my brain was playing tricks on me. I was just felt like I was like self-sabotaging. Meanwhile, I was right about the whole thing. Like my gut was right, but my brain was like playing tricks on me because I wanted to leave the relationship. I also have like, again, like my mom in the back of my head being like you want to go on medicine come here for a week

That'll be your medicine. Oh Chicken Parmesan with the real Sunday show. Yeah, okay, I don't know what kind of sauce you've been eating out there in Charleston But it's not the right kind like him rather you go on a low dose of like Exiting meds because you're in like a very insane career right now and you could get off them whenever you want. No she would tell me to stop smoking nicotine which is true. Which is true. She would literally give me 10 things that would probably take my anxiety away in a minute and I would just be like, I'm not doing that. I know my mom's like, have you gone outside in the little space? Yeah, just like maybe if you, it's not about that. If you saw the sun for one second

and maybe did a little exercise, you're great and I'm like, it's literally not we were talking about. My mom's like, you haven't drank water since 1994. We, this is such a deep good episode. I feel like we had to be vulnerable for a while. Have you seen the Mikaela drama with the lashes? Oh, have I ever. Can you explain it to the gigglers? So there's this girl in TikTok.

Her name is Mikaela. She got a huge on TikTok. She's from Boston. She has like an insane Boston accent. People loved her because she was so real, so relatable, great at makeup, whatever. She is doing an ad for, I forget what the brand is. Lori L. Who actually? Lori L. like mascara. I highly recommend it. And so she was saying how just that like how it was the best mascara ever

And that you got to try it whatever and people noticed that when she was putting it on to the final look She had added individual lashes Look And it's an ad it was an advertisement. It's an ad. It was a paid ad When you watch an ad on TV for Telescopic, L'Oreal, those models on the commercial also have fake lashes on. Your whole life that has happened. Now we've transitioned to Advertisement on social media with real people. Did she lie to her followers? Yeah, she lied.

Should she have not put on the extra eyelashes on the ends? I guess not, but what are people gonna murder her? Like, who cares? Who cares? Like, people are coming out are so hard that it's like, okay, this bitch lied about mascara and fake eyelashes. We have an entire government. Like, it's just our whole lives are based on that.

Why don't you worry about your fucking boyfriend, who's lying, she's about everything. I am not condemning this poor girl. Who, she's also, they came for her before because they took out a context as thing of her being like, you know, hard it is to be an influencer. Like, like I worked from 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. and everyone lost their fucking lives for her mental health.

Like, yes, because also, also her saying, you know how hard I work as an influencer? People took it wrong because they were like, this is such a great job. Like, this is such an easy job. She was defending herself against something else. Like, she wasn't just saying, Hey guys, I heard you're hard.

Also, her type of influencing is different. She has a different mental strain on her that most people will probably never experience. Like that specific type of mental anxiety. So like, it's also like, okay, you're gonna cancel makeup tiktokers. What could they possibly done that that's so bad? Like, I just think it's like a bit much.

Well, people love coming for her. I think it's because they thought she was like the most relatable, then they were trying to be like, oh, her boss and accent is extreme. And then like, they felt like she kind of lied with the lashes, but like. Like, okay, she made a mistake. It's nothing that bad.

And I'm actually worried for her mental health because people forget she's a human. Every shampoo commercial you see, all of those women are wearing insane extensions. They're wearing four wefts of extension. Every single ad you've ever seen in your life was a lie. And people are taking it so to heart because they feel like they know this girl. Yeah, like Jennifer Aniston doesn't just drink smart water No, and she doesn't use just aloe vera, okay, I'll tell you that

She doesn't use the Vina moisture. No, I'll tell you right now. No, she does not like everyone should just chill the fuck out It's just so easy to like, I think people feel power in like, cancelling people. And so like, they jump on it and it's like so easy for them to like, sit behind a computer. But it's like, you're yelling at a girl that lied about eyelashes. Like, there's bigger problems and get over it. Who cares? Unfollower then if it ticked you off that much. Also, you know she's selling the last to you. Like, she didn't, like, it's a, like, $9 lash product. It's not like she has like pyramid scheme.

She's taking all your money. You know it's an ad. You know she's trying to sell it. And the last, the mascara's actually really good. But I feel bad for her. I do, I do. I mean, she'll learn from this and she'll never do it again, but like I do hope her mental health's okay Because I know in the past she's had struggles with it and this is like a bad trigger. I have two things about makeup

What is your opinion on bursting makeup? Get no not for me not me not now not never No, there are girls were getting me, not, not, never, no. There are girls who are getting a makeup artist to get their makeup done. So that when they have the baby, they can take a photo with a full face. I feel like women have been doing this forever. What I will have in my delivery room,

I want full skin care happening, and I want ice rollers, just always on me. Ooh, I love that. Like, if I want to picture with my baby after, I just want my face to look snatched and glowing, but I'm not putting eye shadow on. That's insane. Flesh.

I'd love to talk to one of the women who want it because it's like, what, your fridge your baby's going to come out and be like, hmm, put me back this bitch's ugly. Yeah, I'm going to hire Mikaela to come to my makeup before I get birth. Like maybe a tinted moisturizer. Maybe.

Maybe. Like possibly a chapstick, a tinted moisturizer. Also, I'm gonna be shitting, I'm gonna be crying, I'm gonna, if I had, may make up would be everywhere. You're gonna be sweating, oh you're gonna be sweating so much. Yeah. I can't wait to see the amount of sweat that comes from you. That will be in itself, wild.

I'm hoping to talk about the day before I tell you that. Also guess what? The Chihuahua and Taco Bell doesn't actually eat Taco Bell. Whoa! Wow, what a throwback. Very niche. There's also this method called under-painting. Have you heard of it?

So that is the makeup artist that Kendall and Kylie, Mary Phillips. Yeah, the Haley's. I tried it the other day. Here's what I've learned with it. You have to use like a light, light, light foundation. Also, people have to remember to, Haley and Kendall have like, first of all, everything's photoshopped. Let's just get that right out there.

Everything has a filter on it. But second of all, for that to really look good on you, which I think it does actually really look good, I feel like you have to have really good skin. So I feel like it all starts also with the primer. Actually, I'm gonna say this, I gotta try a new foundation and I absolutely love it and I, because I kept getting the frickin' TikTok ad

and I was like, whatever, I gotta do it. The El Makiage, because I kept getting this TikTok ad and I was like, whatever, I gotta do it. The El Makiage. Cause they kept just getting this TikTok ad. I absolutely love it. And I've also realized in like my makeup days, if your foundation doesn't perfectly match your skin color and your skin tone, like your makeup looks trash.

Yeah, it's more about the color. I feel like then the actual brand., it's more about the color. I feel like then the actual brand. It's absolutely more about the color. And how did you pick the right color online? You have to do like an extensive quiz and I was like there's no way this quiz is going to match my skin color because I don't even know if I'm answering the questions right and I think it's flawless. It's not thick but it's definitely full coverage. So like I couldn't do

the Mary Phillips thing with that foundation, but I could do it with my Ilya foundation from Amazon because it's yeah, cuz it's like thin like tinted motion Chapsic I fuck was so hard cuz I have pale lips It's a whole thing. Yeah, you love you love that people who don't know the under the under painting method, you put your contour first, like your bronzer or contour. My question is then you put it over it or you put it around it, the foundation. Well, you have to use liquid. So it has to be liquid, liquid contour and liquid blush. And then yeah,

you lightly like do it with a brush. You can't do it with a sponge and you just kind of like in circular motions, like put it over it. But really, you've already put your contour then above it, you've already put your blush. So it's like you don't even really go over it. You go over like the spots of your face that have no makeup on yet. Yeah, I actually kind of try to do it at my shows this weekend and did you, I think it would be like, I don't know, the wedding so bad in the green room. I've been like doing this bit about how football players like their hot like I did in the sky was like six seven.

He was a born-again Catholic, but I think he was fucking other girls, but he told me he couldn't have sex, which is whatever. I'm over it. Um. Wait, wait, wait. He was in college.

You were on a date with him and he said, hey, I'm a born-again Christian, which means I'm a... Yeah, so he was like, I had sex in high school, but like now I'm I'm celibate. And I was like, okay. And then he kept wanting to get me to go to Bible study with him. And he literally was like, you have to go to church.

And I remember being like, just because I don't go to church, doesn't mean I don't have morals or something. Like we got it. But I was like scared of the church for some reason. Wait, to think about the fights you had with your like boyfriends in college are just so funny to me now? Because like, none of them are relevant, none of the situations are relevant, like none of the- and the drama, the drama in like fighting in college. I was always like, when I get a boyfriend

I'm gonna be the cool girl. I'm not gonna be annoying I'm gonna be laid back because you just like hear your guy friends talk all the time. Yeah, yep, yep So like with him I was like I let him get away with so much stuff because he was honest PN once a weekend Like even he would like lose a game and I would be like I'm not gonna text him because he's probably mad like I was like so scared and then finally he did text me and spelled the word isn't I.S. I.N.T. and I was like this guy's fucking dumb and I responded and then he was like I'm tired from practice. I'm like you don't add a letter when you're tired, bro. But the reason we broke up was because finally,

we had a talk about Becca, my best friend, who's a lesbian. And I was like, so you don't think she's gonna go to heaven. And he was like, I just don't think, I just believe in the classic family structure. So you know, I was like, okay, so if Becca's going to have a hug with her, and I'm taking the kids, and I'm taking the dog. So you think Becca's going to be a bad parent? You've lost your fucking mind.

And you're like, and now I'm a lesbian out of spite. Fuck you, sir. I'm an ally, but I posted this on TikTok like about how we couldn't smell the word isn't. And the amount of girlies who wrote about the dumb boyfriends they dated and what they spelled was hilarious. Yeah. This one guy would spell bagel like beagle. This one guy spelled tired TIERD. TIE. Yeah, okay, I can see where we got there.

I can see how we got there. My boyfriend, my favorite boyfriend in high school, we all know him. He taught me the difference between there, there, and there. He's like, it's kind of power. I like he sat me down one day and he said, look, I love him whenever, so whenever you saw the word there, you were like, it's a one in three chance. It's like, whatever, they know what I mean. This girl said she dated a swimmer who didn't know how to spell sorry, and he's, why did I say like a Canadian?

Sorry? Sorry, S-O-R-E-Y. And then this one guy got breath wrong all the time and he like breath for his breath. Okay. You have to rip. Okay, justice for that guy. That's a hard one.

I mean true. This one guy can never spell restaurant. I see how that's difficult. I can never spell schedule. Well, look that's difficult. I can never spell schedule Well, look you don't count you're beautiful Shit, I'm looking at the comments some guy wrote he was stupid because he dated you I love when sometimes like you get a roast comment and you're just like it's kind of hilarious Like you want to like it cuz you're just like, it's kind of hilarious. That was really funny.

Like, you want to like it, because you're like, that was good. Some girl wrote my ex-pelled stomach as STUM ECK. Woo! Okay, well, people are writing, it was definitely Grand Cowske. No, it wasn't, but he did get in the head a couple times. My TikTok situation that I wanted to talk about was, not my personal situation, but Northwest,

the daughter of Kanye in Kimberly, keeps coming up on my 4U page, and it's her doing TikToks with her siblings. Hannah, she is the nicest little girl to her siblings. I literally thought it was a bit. Like, I was like, wait, is this legitimately her personality toward her siblings? Do you remember when Kanye tweeted about Stormy? And we thought it was about, he said, like, I don't fuck with Stormy,

but he was talking about the porn star. I thought he was talking about the three-year-old. And I was like, some three-year-olds are out. He was talking about the porn star. I legit still thought that he was talking about his niece. So North was that. Or she just being nice because she's using them for her TikToks.

Or she's super-fugging smart manipulative and doing that. But she's so sweet and kind. They were like baking something or like doing some like craft or something and she kept being like, okay, and now it Chicago's turn like you can do it by yourself. You got it Chicago and like then she would do it and like it was just the cutest thing ever and I felt bad for thinking that she would be like a bad kid

because I think Courtney's kids are bad. I don't think the entire world should be able to watch North's TikToks all the time. There's something not right about it. I got it. I totally agree. I also think about how hard it must be to raise kids in such a social media era.

And at what age? Are you like, okay, you can have a TikTok. I mean, I could see Kim being like, you have to show them to me before you post, but like, this is, this is, most people don't let their 12, 13 year old post on anything. And not, especially hers are gonna go viral.

Like, I think she does. It's also crazy. Like, what age are kids getting phones now? Because I feel like when I was younger, I remember I got a cell phone at, like, I think it was Christmas of sixth grade, and I was like the last of my friends to get one. Yeah, I got it at 14,

so I was the freshman year of high school. So you were in, yeah, okay. Oh my god. Lenore, she was, she was strict. Yeah, kids are on their iPads. Yeah. At two years old, like stealing from checking accounts and shit. Like these kids are out of control. Out of control. Out of control. I also, are they that sick that Kim is like we want to make sure Northe is going to be famous so she can start building her brand now like what's happening. I don't know. I actually don't get that vibe that she's given them brands yet. I mean I just like I don't know I think Kanye is right. I don't think she's really letting the kids post.

I know that they're like, oh, there's no comments. But like, I don't know. I don't want people's eyes on my, that many people's eyes on my child. No, I don't want anyone looking at my child. Yeah. Nobody's worthy to like breathe my child's air. Like why don't you tell Northe

to take a video and send it to her friends? I don't know, we're not moms. So what do we know? Imagine that age caring about likes being like, hmm, that one only got two million views. Well, no one's allowed to comment on their tick-tocks, like they have comments turned off. So, like, I think, yeah, that's true. Like, imagine being born that famous. It's so strange. Also, Chicago's like really cute. No, she's like, I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Yeah, that's true. Like imagine being born that famous. It's so strange. Also, Chicago is like really cute. No, she's literally the most shes a child. If I was picking favors, it would be Chicago. See, this is fucked up.

Random people on a podcast should not be picking favorites of random celebrity's children But if we are we know who we're picking Anyhow why do you have veneers put on the list because is that another one of the things that you're thinking of got it? What did I put veneers? Oh, no, I just like didn't realize that every celebrity has veneers But there's like two kinds of veneers. There's the veneer that like They like turn your teeth into like little nubs.

Yeah. And then there's the veneers that are, they just like put it on top of it. Do you want them? No. Me neither. I just realized that like everyone has them. And some, it looks like they have like a mouth guard

in their mouth. I think the better ones are when they shave your teeth down. Oh, I think the better ones are where they do like one or two teeth. Yeah, because I just think if they put it on top, like it's too big. Like the amount of people that can't talk because their veneers are so big, that's unfortunate. People were, you know, I saw like an article like Meghan Trainor got veneers. Like someeneers like P. Davidson has veneers Yeah, yeah, and it changes their look sometimes for the better and they're fucking expensive Jordan woods got veneers

Justin's for Jordan woods. I wonder when that like I feel like that second shoe hasn't dropped No, the retina red tape attack wasn't enough. Finally, dope documentary. I watched the price of Glee. Oh, how was it? Was it so intense? Was it way more intense than you thought it was gonna be? It was very like gossipy.

Interesting. Like it was kind of like, I was like, is it cheaply done? But it was just like a fancy documentary. What like network was it on and like who like narrated it? What was the vibe?

I think it was like ID or something. Like it was like kind of one of those like cable networks that do murder stuff. So it wasn't like aesthetically pretty. Yep. And it was very gossipy where they had like new like entertainment reporters being like, I heard Liam Ashells a bitch.

Like it was. Got it. Like a people magazine. I didn't hate it, but it was not like factual. Um, they, and they had like a roommate of Corey Montyth, just like spilling tea. It was definitely like for tea and it, it wasn't that like respectful. Yeah. I know you mean. I know exactly what you mean. Definitely like for tea and it wasn't that like respectful. Yeah, I know what you mean.

I know exactly what you mean. How long was that? It was three episodes. And they didn't even get that in depth. Like you didn't learn anything. The only thing I learned was like that Cory Monty if this was like kind of his first gig. I hate when it has like a bunch of different reporters

from like different places. And they basically all say the same thing And you're like, yes, we know it was crazy, but like What's the next part and then they just like never say it's yeah, I know exactly we were talking about it Hate those kind they were trying to make it like how Lee and Cory Montyth weren't good together and she put pressure on him And she probably dated him for the show and it was like a ton of lea slander which It seems like the easy now. Yeah. They basically were like, she was really type A. He was really laid back.

He had a lot of pressure to perform. And he wasn't a natural dancer or singer like everyone else. He was under a lot of pressure. Justice for Leah. I know. I mean, she obviously like has her reasons why she didn't get along with certain people, but they what was interesting is they basically were like Lee was insane. Like when you weren't acting, you were in dance class. When you were in dance class, you were recording like singing something. Like it was it's all they also went from nothing to like like having like 18 million viewers on the first episode But they basically said they all were like so fucking tired and there were like weirdly a couple suicides of like

People who worked there because like the pressure and stuff. Yeah, they say it was like a cursed show Yeah, and then the Naya Rivera thing like that no sense no sense no sense That is dead one of those deaths that like it whenever someone brings it up I'm still like oh no, I that one yeah, I haven't processed it. They said that It was a dangerous place to jump into the water. She jumped maybe and then the other guy who's a pedophile was, that was a downer. Oh yeah. Real bummer around that one.

Oh my god. Bummer, dude. That was just, yeah, so, but I remember like, my mom loved to glee. I've never watched a single episode of my entire life. See my mom's a singer so she loved it. I never got that into it but like the gleeks were crazy. No I fucking hate musicals.

I can't. I literally like the Craig liked to Glee. Love that. I just imagined Craig like starring in his own musical. No. Yeah. own musical. No, yeah No musicals are just not my jam not my vibe Speaking of performances you guys. Oh my god. We survived last week. I'm so proud of us But we are going to Texas. We're gonna Houston Austin Dallas. We're going to Nashville

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