Giggly Squad - Giggling about BravoCon, Drew, and the worm

Episode Date: November 8, 2023

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Same. If you go to someone's booth, you have to talk to them. If you're in the booth, everyone thinks you want to talk to them Booth anxiety is real and I'm good anxiety is real. It's like how Sorry, could you hear that beeping? What's happening? Here's the thing I'm making myself a lasagna because I'm sending condolences Because you're going through something to myself Because you're going through something? To myself.

And it's like if no one gets you a lasagna, you have to be strong enough to get yourself one. You go and manifest in myself a lasagna, but I ask my mom if she can make me one and putting it in the oven. Do you need to get it? Yeah, I need to get it because it's going to keep me paying off. I was telling everyone that I've been worried about you because you've been in Las Vegas. No, no.

I just anyone live in Las Vegas. Like, is there anyone? I have convinced that Las Vegas is a, it is what proves my conspiracy theory that we live in a simulation and the only evidence I need is the city of Las Vegas. Because what the fuck goes on? And then it's just like you drive in there and it's like oh that's like our big bubble

that we have in the center of our city. And it's like what an eye sore. I know it's cool but like it's crazy. Why do I just envision Tom Sandiv all being like let the golden nugget And then we're driving through the cities and like I just like don't listen sometimes when people talk and apparently Apparently my parents have this full conversation in the car They're just like shutting down all the roads for f1 and I'm like, but where the people gonna go F1 like they don't race on the actual roads. What's going on?

They did? They did. Don't they have a stadium for that? Also like F1, how many times are we going in circles over? After like the first three minutes, I got it. I got it. Here's the other thing that people don't talk about. F1.

You could die. No, I watched the beginning of the documentary or whatever that is, thing on Netflix. And everyone, they mess up the tire and the guy will just fly into the audience. It's so fucking out of pocket as a sport that we condone. It's like, this is the women empire. We're just, we're just, they all,

do you know they all have different cars? I thought the whole point is like, you all have the same car and you see who's the best racer. They all make their own car like, like a Robocop. No, the men will do so much to not book a therapy session. Look at a therapy session You don't need to build a car to potentially on a live yourself It's it's too much. No, and I check in the men f1. They're not okay But if this is my thing with Vegas

Vegas is so close to LA and it makes and I said this when we got there It feels like LA's weird cousin who like started new heroin and like he wouldn't really talk about him But like he's fun like he's fun and small doses at the party But when he leaves everyone's like is he gonna be okay and they're like we don't know No that could not be More spot on. His name is Seth. Biggest name is Seth. And he's like kind of good looking and like he's getting worse looking because he's obviously a drug addict. And his breath is just cigarettes. And it's so sad because he did have so much potential. Yeah. But he's just like, he always is like switching careers.

And he's like, no, like this is, he's reinventing himself all the time, but it's just not. It's just, he's a Samo Seth. And it's sad. He can't even get a job like putting the tires on the F1 levers. Just to get it out of the way,

because we both had crazy weeks. Bravo Con is obviously so much much and you probably can't even remember what happened, but I decided I want to simplify it by doing some BravoCon superlatives with you. Because you met a lot of Bravo liberties. I met a lot of Bravo liberties and I'm going to tell you something. I disassociated a lot this weekend. There were, and I taught Craig the word disassociate, and he's so stupid. And there are so many times where he was talking to me, and I was like, sorry, I just disassociated.

It's like, it's okay, I feel like I did too when I was talking. And it's, Well, how many hours did you have to like be at the convention center? You know, I worked like 14 hours And I was standing there and I was like oh, you all want to give me shit for wanting to get in the bed But I bet every single person here also wants to do that Your booth should have just been you and Ben. I it was a real missed opportunity Okay, Bravo superlatives if you can remember. Okay was a real missed opportunity. OK, Bravo Superlatives, if you can remember.

OK. Who smelled the best? OK, Hannah. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK, obviously, this game wasn't going to go the way that it should have gone, because it's who we are.

And we're going to go off on a tangent. And I just realized that like when I'm Saying hi to someone if I don't know what to say I say oh my god. You smell so good No, once you got drunk in a meet and greet after a giggly show and you asked every single girl at perfume She was wearing we were there for three fucking hours. You never remembered one perfume Because here's the thing though I am always looking for like a signature scent and I'm always like switching it up And I feel like no one can ever tell like smell my perfume

Currently right now actually I'm using Joe Malone and I am loving it. Mm-hmm, but put in the newsletter I I will but I do Realize that I say that a lot when I can't do small talk. Yeah I did I feel like if you do a really good shampoo, sometimes that stays longer than a perfume. That's true. I'm going to be honest. I didn't hug a lot of Bravo Lebs, because that's just not who I am.

Oh, you do a little kiss, like an air kiss? I think I just said hi. I don't know if I feel like one year with me, you hug, because I hug. But if you're me, you hug, because I hug. But if you're alone, you're like a little scared cat. I hugged fans and I hugged gigglers. But I wasn't hugged. I love how fans and gigglers are very different people.

Very different people. We'll very different. We'll gigglet. No, it's very niche. It's very niche. Because I'm used to meeting people and then being giglers. So it's a different interaction.

When I meet someone who strictly knows me from let's say just Southern charm, it's very different. It's very different. It's just very different. I hope to say the giglers, we don't deserve them because they will take our inside jokes from this pod And I love when they take them and put them out of context like I'll talk about how I did Alex Cooper's on well show Yeah, I did the worm. We'll address that later

We were commenting about you and Drew and also you died your hair. No, we have so we've so I want to go through this first But some one of the giglers commented Hannah's been doing hip-hop yoga. I saw it, and I was fucking dying. No, like we don't deserve the gigglers at all. They're so fucking funny. Hannah getting her hip-hop yoga in, hi. Okay, this is what I actually wanna know. Who was the most, who was the rebel celebrity,

who was the most excited to see you? Like, they kind of fan-girled when they saw you. I've met her so many times. I talked to her so much, but she has the same energy every time she sees me, and we walk into a room together, Lisa Barlow. She's a golden retriever. Wait, I love that because she looks like she could be, you know, like better than everyone

else because she's so beautiful and like- No, she is. She is. She's so much better than everyone else, but she doesn't act it. And she also, yeah, she, okay, so she loves you. And her husband, she's a perfect example of she has a husband that lets her and knows that she is the star. And he just walks behind her.

And he's tall. And he's tall. Who was the least excited to see you? I feel like Andy Cohen right now. Who was the least excited to see me? Actually, Jossel is so fucking nice to me. Ubo was so nice to me. I met Bryn. She was very nice to me. Actually, Jossles so fucking nice to me. Ubo was so nice to me. I met Brin. She was very nice to me. No, they were very nice. But like, you know, it's like, I do feel like the

housewives do look at like the other shows is like, okay, fuck you guys. Kind of. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Not fuck you guys, but kind of like you're not on our level. And like, I don't try to be. You know, I'm like, yeah, not for sure. I mean, you could literally be on Rooney tomorrow. Yeah, I just, thank you. But anyway, who was taller in person than you thought? The all the OC, the entire OC cast. Is tall? Is a lot taller than, yeah, their tall.

You're like literal Amazonian women. I think they're very tall. I also could have legit just made that up. I'm starting to realize you're like, Hannah, I blacked out this whole time. I didn't meet one person. Who was shorter in person? These are things I care about.

Who's really tiny? Si from Real Housewives of New York is I'll put her in my pocket. Uh-huh. Okay, besides you, who had the best fits? Or who had a fit that you were like, ooh, I like that. Um.

No, I had a lot of outfits that I really liked. I just like literally can't remember because here's the other thing. Sometimes walking through the hallways of BravoCon is scary. No, it's my worst fucking nightmare. It's like this, I got on a bus. We had to get on a bus with everyone to go

to a watch would happens live. Hannah, I stepped on the bus, no one laughed at my joke. I go, if we were on our way to high school, I would be getting bullied on the bus. Like, no. And everyone just looked at me and I was like, okay, sorry, niche. niche.

niche. You're like not one good glare. OK, not what, OK. So, yes, sickly, that's not even possible. But, OK. No, I've never been more thankful for Giggly squad in my entire fucking life than when I do a full goddamn weekend. Okay, a bunch of people on reality TV.

Who would you have a threesome with? No one. I would legit go celibate. No. Craig and I, I feel like our relationship got so much stronger after Bradwook on weekend, because we would see each other from afar. And I'd be like, I've got like,

Bree Larson in the movie room. I was like, please can we go back to room? Yes. I've been, I've been a call you guys together. I've been, no. We were like trying to tear you apart. Who would you smoke weed with? By myself, yeah. We've been there. No. We were like trying to tear you apart. Um, who would you smoke weed with? By myself, yeah. I don't want to like give anything away because I like to surprise you,

but I went shopping for your birthday present. Oh my god. You also sent me the nicest message. You're the only person I responded to on my birthday. We, because we were like side gossiping and then I just randomly slipped it in. We were like talking shit and then I was like, I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I love a panel. You know I love a panel. Love a panel.

But if I was there, I feel like either people would have laughed, but we would have gotten in trouble. Someone would have been like, how do you have to answer the questions? You can't keep... No, you know me. I was having my scene now thing again. My immediate thoughts when anyone asked a question, I was like, wow, if I ever said that out loud, I just physically put my microphone like away from my mouth

because I was like, that's insane. You can't say that, this isn't gayly squad. Oh, you sent me a photo of your bangs and I was like, oh my god, you look like an entire movie star and I was like, I think you have to cut it and you were like, no, like I might have to and then I just go happy birthday to my wife. I love my life.

Coolest, funniest, not the smartest, prettiest, most stylish person I know. I go, we've been through so much together and I'm so proud of the women. We've become women in capital letters. Wait, I saw a TikTok video of a girl making a makeup video and I clicked the comments and I just see your name and it says a woman in She's like explaining ingredients and I go to like see if anyone wrote a certain brand and I just see your name And it says wow a woman in And I lost my Okay, I love my love to comments. Oh, yes, so I said I love the woman we become like we And I wouldn't be who I am without you. That's a lie.

And I brag about you non-stop and people are so jealous. You're my best friend and I'm like, ill it's embarrassing for you. And yeah, I love you. Instagram posts to come. That's the thing that people don't talk about. I felt like me sending you that text. I was like, I also want to let her know.

I'm gonna do the Instagram posts. I just haven't done the ad min yet. It's like so much ad min when it's your best friend's birthday. People don't talk about how like, there have been times where I've just posted it on Instagram for someone's birthday and I've never texted them. And it's like, I have a job. Pick one.

Well, Des was like, are you gonna do the like, have it birthday to my best friend page and then pick like eight photos? And I thought maybe I will. Your, I thought your Instagram was good. I feel like that was an iconic video of us. That people don't talk about enough when we cheated during the bad shirt.

Anyway, I made you a birthday about me, so. You're welcome. That's fine because Craig's birthday card to me was all about him. What did he say? He actually had to get me two cards because he was like I picked this one up And I just thought it was so funny because it was about me It was thinking it was wishing me a happy birthday, but thinking me for how much I impact his life and it listed things that I help him do

And I was like this is you go next time. Send me a fucking Venmo, okay? Send me a bill. Okay, the most final, most important question. Cause I didn't know that your mom came with you. Thank God. Who did your mom love the most? The handlers that worked with us all day. I don't think she met, did she meet, did I introduce her

to anyone really? But you know she was on the side just observing, oh you know who she loved, you know who my parents loved, they loved all the Jersey, like they love meeting Joe Gorgah. Yeah. I introduced my mom to Sonia. You met Jake from State Farm. Hannah, I think I told everyone the story. I was like, this is funny because we have a gigley squad. No one was like getting it.

But I was like, this is like a full gigley squad joke and no one's capitalizing on it. I love you. You get the brand team together. You're like, where's your CEO? Okay. We have a real opportunity here that we're missing. During COVID, Hannah talked to the sky Jake. And everyone called him Jake from State Farm. And this is perfect. But you met the real Jake from State Farm. What was your vibe? So nice.

I literally loved him. He was so great. He's exactly what you would imagine Jake from State Farm being like. What an interesting type of celebrity, you know No He like like people were coming up to him to take pictures like he's a full celeb But like he probably can't imagine like they catch him like he can't wear red out of the home

Like he's immediately immediately noticeable, but also like what if he like party one night? Is that like against like imagine, Jake from say part goes on a bender? Yeah, does he have a code of ethics? They must have a code of ethics. Yeah, he, cause yeah, definitely, because you remember when, okay, this is so niche. Do you remember years and years and years ago?

There was that commercial for Dell computers and it was the guy and he would be like, dude, we're getting a Dell. Yeah. He got in trouble and got arrested, I think. And some crazy scandal and he got fired from obviously being the spokesperson. So that's basically Jake from State Farm. So Jake from State Farm, stay clean. We're rooting for you. Don't be jared from subway. Great documentary. I highly recommend. Any final thoughts on BravoCon? I saw Michael Rappaport. He wants to come on and do like a full BravoCon debrief. I know he texted me a photo of you too and I thought you two knew each other

ready but like he's the best. And I was like, well, okay, so I saw him and I got nervous and I was like, I wanna go up and like introduce myself because there's no way he knows who I am. And in my head, I was like, okay, I'm gonna say, hey. I'm gonna go up. I was like, hey, I co-host a podcast with Hannah Berner. And that was gonna be my line.

Then when I was gonna go up to him, he was talking to someone else, and I was like, okay, I can't go up to him now. And then I walked into a different room, and he came running after me. And I was like, oh my God, this is like such, it just made me feel so much better. No, you guys are meant to be friends.

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Sashgiggly and that's drinkageone.com.sashgiggly. Check it out now. Okay. Okay. So I'm looking at my list. I have like... I don't even... I packed so much into last week. Wait, let's first start with your hair. My hair. I'm going to tell you something that does not happen often. My dad made a special reach out to me, a special phone call to tell me, to tell you, you look phenomenal. Shut the fuck up. Yes, make sure you tell Hannah, she looks so good with this hair and I was like don't worry dad I'm gonna let her

know that's so funny because my dad was like did you use a filter no my dad said he like my hair to wait wait I'm obsessed with him no it's so much look so good you know that tick tockck you frickin nailed it. So Stephanie be colored IGK salon. She's been doing this whole thing where I've been telling her I want to go red for a year now and she won't do it. Like she wants to make sure I'm not having like a moment. Yeah. And I think every time I go she thinks I'm having like a mental breakdown. So finally I was like I want to do it. But the color I told her was definitely like a little more amber, like a little lighter. Yeah. But she is like we're

doing it and just did it. And I think it she knew like what would look better for me. So I think for fall and winter, it is good. I hope the red holds on because red takes a while. But yeah, I got to this color. I just felt like it was a blah color. Did she say when you'll have to go back to touch it up, like how long will it last? Sh. I think it's red.

I can go back to Gleyset. Like every couple of weeks, I can go back and get a quick glaze. That's cheap and easy. I think I'd have to upkeep. But yeah couple of weeks I can go back and get a quick glaze that's like cheap and easy. I think I'd have to upkeep. But yeah, I realized, I just wanted to, I don't know, I was so ready for something new. So I'm not trying to like get everyone to dye their hair, but if you're feeling it, this is a sign.

And then I also feel like on your ends, like you're wanting to do something to your hair. I want to do something so bad. I want to cut bangs. I really do, but I don't want the stigma of cutting bangs. I don't like the stigma. Well, you took her really big for a while, which was like... I did do curtain bangs for a little bit, but my hair is actually too flat to do a curtain

bang because it doesn't hold that bounce. But I also feel like I need to grow my hair out to have bangs or I would just be walking around like Lord Farquad. A bowl cut. I could see you. You'll see someone with like wispy cute, but their hair textures like completely different than yours Yeah, and you can't do it, but we'll say I feel like we're gonna do something speaking of hair Wait can we also talk about you being on Drew Barrymore? Oh my god, so

Drew Barrymore That was create. I don't know what happened. I think she likes my man on the street videos. I just feel like she is the most amazing person on the planet. No, whenever I'm in celebrity, I can't wait to see what they're really like. I'm always like, let's fucking see the energy. So everyone who works there is so nice. Everyone's like, yeah, Drew's the best, Drew's the best.

I'm so funny because she's always on the ground, she's on's like, yeah, I drew the best, I drew the best. I was so funny because they're like, she's always like, she's on the ground, she's on the ceiling, she's all over the place, she's burping, she's just like, free, willing, nilly. Yeah. And some celebrities who like host shows, like the second it's a commercial break, they're like on their phone, don't talk to me,

and then the camera goes on and they're like, hi. Yeah. So I get on this couch and she joins and she jumps on the couch, she's like in my lap and she turns to me and she grabs my hands and she's like, I really love your street videos. They're so cool.

I really want to like do something with you. Like I just love how your brain works. You do her so good. She's like, I love how your brain works. I'm like, where are you from? And I'm like, it's about to air like in two seconds. She's like, how did you start comedy? And then it turns and she starts doing her thing.

And I'm like, I don't know what happened, but I love daytime TV. Like, I love that. There was like a live crowd, so you know I was trying to make everyone laugh. No, there's something really, here's what it is. There's something really wholesome about daytime TV and very nostalgic that makes you feel safe.

Makes you feel like you're homesick in like third grade and your mom's making you soup and you're just like watching daytime TV. So then they bring me on to do this like new segment. I felt like I was doing like What's it called weekend update on SNL and you know Ross Matthews? Yes. Yes I like I feel like I know him from everywhere, but like I'm obsessed with him and I told him I was like by the way I'm like weirdly obsessed with you and he was like I knew I liked you and I was like

So then we're I okay, we did this segment about bread and how you butter your bread. Like can tell us someone about your personality. So I'm like, I think if you like can't touch the edges of the bread when you're buttering, like you definitely just do missionary. Like you definitely like put a towel down first. Ross starts losing his mind.

He falls off his chair. He's like, that's me, that's me. We're dying laughing. Drew's like, ooh, I want to get messy. And like it becomes like so dirty. Oh my god, cut. Oh my god. Hannah. Hannah. I was like, I'm murdering and I was just like going because I wasn't saying any curse, curse words. And at the end they were like, oh Drew wants to ask you some random questions for social media. And I was like, oh my god, okay. And the questions were going fine. And then she's like, what's what conspiracy theory do you about do you believe about celebrities? And I was like, fuck, I wish Paige was here. Like I don't know

any conspiracy theories. Yeah. So I just like panic. And I'm like, two pucks still being alive. And that's a good one. That's a good one. And then the next question was, what is something that the last thing you lied about? And I was like, two bucks to pay for. And then she laughed. And then we took a photo of my mom. And then I was like, I left. And like, honestly, it was the greatest experience.

Like, it was so fun. And she's like talking to the audience. She's just like, she just loves her job. I looked at her and I was like, you're having the best time aren't you? And she's like, this is the most fun thing I've, like, I've been done. What time of day does she film? Okay, what was so amazing was that I had to get there at like 1 p.m.

It was like 1 to 2.30. So I was like, this is incredible. It was a pre-taping. Well, what a fucking incredible gig. A dream gig. Because I don't do morning. I don't, I'll make up an emergency. And that's why, you know what, and that's why the today show and good morning America hasn't reached out to us because they're like, they can do mornings.

They know that we'd be at like a hazard. We need to be in the D block, you know? Yes. Nothing. A block. And then what else did I do? You did Alex Cooper live show. So yeah, Alex hit me up and was like,

can you be a surprise guest for my first live show in Boston? Now let's be honest, Alexksuper has very famous people on the pod. Haley Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Sarah. So I'm like, are you sure you want me to be the spooze surprise guest? You know when you just feel a little underwhelming? Wait, okay, I actually didn't think of that at all. See, I did. But like I can see why you thought that. Like I thought. When she announced the tour and said, there is going to be special guests on each one, I immediately knew she was going to pick you

because that's what you do. Like, you are the perfect person to pick for that. But I, 100%. You know, first of all, thank you for thinking that. But I was like, a special guest. She can let anyone, she could call anyone. So when she picked me for the first show, it was like so cool and so full circle.

But I definitely was like nervous. I'm like, okay, all these girls are expecting, you know, like the president to come out. So like, I have to do something. So I go out and I do the worm, which I think I've done it on Summer House before, but my enemies, the editors cut it out. No, I've seen it multiple times.

Okay, so you know, that's what I used to do back in the day. There were all these like strippers who were dancing and I was like, guys, I'm about to do something crazy. So like watch the artist at work. I just, I had adrenaline like when a mom has to like pick up a car to like save her baby. Like, I don't know what came over me. I did the greatest, where am I going to be done? I saw the angle.

The girl that posted like you doing hip hop yoga. The angle. I was four feet in there. I was four feet in there. I was literally like, how did she get her ass up that high? No idea. Woman and STEM. So then she jumps on me, and I'm wearing full heels, catch her, do some spin move.

I'm also like losing the microphone. So I'm holding the microphone on the other side. The sound guy after was like, could you warn me next time you're gonna jump and do the worm just so we could fix your microphone. He goes, but you fixed it yourself. I'm like, I did realize TV. I've done it in bikinis, okay?

I can keep the mic on, as long as it's not a pool around. And you are a D1 athlete. So I feel like I was insecure about being the guest, so I was like, I have to overperform. And then I was like, that was unnecessary. Like, no one need me to do that. But it was the fact that people got it on camera was so fucking funny. And then I also, finally, I met Julie Fox, which was cool. Yeah, that was really cool.

How was she? She was good. I think that when I first met her, she was a little flustered because her outfit like ripped And she was she was like looking. I mean, she's like it ripped. I don't know what to do is their tape and like the whole night is about her having this look So I was like, okay, what can you answer questions about you know Your labia like can we just focus right now? Right? Um, and literally by the end, she was like so funny, so cool. She was, we were both 32, so we were bonding. I asked her if I should die.

Am I her red? She told me to do it. Is that crazy? Is that so? No, it's so crazy that you're 32 and I'm 31 and Julia Fox is 32. Because when I look at Julia Fox, I look at her and I look at her as a woman. That's a woman. She's lived life.

When I look at myself, I'm like, yeah, I don't feel like I'm the same level of woman that Julia Fox. I wouldn't say the same level of woman, I just say you're a baby. Yeah. You're just a whole different form of human. You're a baby. different form of human.

You're a baby. I'm a baby. No, it's just like I feel like everyone thinks that. I feel like I've thought that my whole life, like you look at older girls when you're in high school and you're like, oh my god, they're like a woman. Yeah. Yeah, she's a full woman. Well, she also has a child.

Right. She was talking like I asked her question about wake up in the morning and she's a full woman. Well, she also has a child. Right. She was talking like I asked her question about wake up in the morning and she's like, I bring my kid to school and I was like, I do open my can of wet food for my daughter. So I get it. I got asked a question this weekend by like,

I don't even know. I think it was like e-news or something and they were like, what would you do if you got pregnant right now or something? And I was so... You were like, I was like, wait, what? I don't even have my period. I got so nervous.

You go first of all my virgin. Because my first instinct was like, that's teen pregnancy That's a little like I don't know. Do you have plan B on you right now like a fucking tic-tac? Someone what to do next is that crazy though that like you always want to work for e-news And now you're getting interviewed by e-news. Yeah, that is crazy Hey, you're a Canadian podcast listener, and that makes you important to us.

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me. Okay. So does this in Ireland with his other family for over two weeks now? No, he's literally been there for so long, I feel like. I like got him a birthday present because he's a Scorpio too. And I was like, oh yeah, I forgot. And I was like, is he just living with his other family? I'm just buying him gifts in America. And he's like, yeah, I'm coming back. Yeah.

Wait, so you think there's, like obviously there's people where like the husband's like, okay, I'm going on a work trip and he just never comes back. I imagine he never comes back when he keeps calling. It's like this. Like how long has that happened to someone where the ruse kept going. It's like, yeah, I'm just like, extended. Oh, I missed the train again today.

Yeah, like, how long has someone like believed that they're coming back and they're just not? But we're like, we're so independent, but there is a breaking point with the long distance as you know, where like, it's cute until it's not. And then like, you just fucking come back. So he's coming back, I think Wednesday, because he had to change it. So he's coming back Wednesday. So I had he had to change it. So he's coming back Wednesday So I had to shave my whole body obviously yeah, obviously because I still care like I'm still trying Wednesday and you already did it

Well, I thought he was gonna come tomorrow Okay, so I have to do it again It's grown back I love how you're like two days It's grown back. I love how you're like two days. Two days. Because I almost rather be long hair than like, the like just prickly hair all over my body. So I basically was like, okay, we have to dig into the pussy.

Like we have to go in the folds. We have to, like let's impress him, you know? Now you know there's the outer labia, and then there's like inside the outer labia. I have hairs like coming. There's hairs there. I don't know. They're there.

And I'm like, so I'm literally pulling open my labia and shaving, which is weird because you're shaving the pink. Right. Yeah. And it seems like there should be skin. There, like, okay, so I'm shaving it. It's dicey. Let's just say that. One slip up and it's a neuro-goner.

And this is the thing, I'm not careful when I shave and I'm not peaceful. I fight for my life when I shave. I'm doing it fast. I like slip up when I tell you. I'm basically, there was like three lines. Three lines in my labia bleeding. Like I tattooed myself.

I know exactly what you're talking about because when you nick it, it immediately goes like white and then all of a sudden it's just blood. And you're like, there's just no way this much blood is coming from this. It's just no way. No way. So then I'm like bleeding from my vagina.

Yeah. And I can't, you know when you get a neck and you're like, oh, I can't just put paper inside my pussy. So I'm just bleeding from my pussy. And I've gotten, I have to get laser, but I don't like when they have to open up my pussy to laser. It's just not. And I feel like the last girl she didn't like it either.

Like she was like, I, she just left it. So like the inside is a growth. No, it's not comfortable. It's not, I need to go get my legs lasered. It's also just like, oh, how much can we do? We're holding the economy on our fucking backs. No, I have two podcasts. I have two podcasts. holding the economy on her fucking backs. I have two podcasts. I have two podcasts.

When am I gonna have time to laser my inner labia? And like it's not that does cares. I just, but sometimes you know, you don't want it to feel clean. No, I know, I got it. I completely got it. I almost gave myself a labia plastic. You.

Also, I heard that labia plastic is like $8,000 or something. I'll do it for free. That's insane. Insane. I feel like girls would like pierce their own ears. I'll do a labia plastic alone. My cousin used to pierce her own ears and would nail it every time. I don't know how she would do alone. My cousin used to appear her own ears and would nail it every time. I don't know how she would do it.

She'd have no fear. And I would always be like, oh, did you like numb it? And she'd be like, no. She's also a scorpio. Fugging sick. Right? Should be like, no, just fucking poke it in there.

It's like, oh my god. She's like, what about it? Yeah, I'd be like, okay, my mom's calling. I have to go home now. I also think I got reinforced this weekend that I don't want a boob job. I do not want a boob job. You do not want a boob job.

No, I think I, I think I would jump in the gun on it. Yeah, you were having a moment. I had a moment. What about the teeth? Because I feel like there's a lot of veneers at BravoCon. I actually didn't see that many. I do still want my Barbie Botox, though. Here's the other thing.

I had no, I like wrote out all the TikToks I wanted to do. I didn't do any of them. I know, I haven't done TikTok. Well, okay, oh, Thursday is our New York City show. And I can't wait. I'm so excited because we're gonna do TikToks. We're gonna get the content. It's our biggest show ever in New York City. And some of the girlies asked me like, hey, I want to your last show in New York City.

Is it different? Yes, it's gonna be a different show. We will have some similar segments bringing guys on stage, but if you ever go to a giggly show in the same location again, we will never come back with the same show. And that's that's admin. And that's growth. And that's growth and learning and realizing things. Yeah. But so I'm going to give you a birthday present on Thursday.

I'm very nervous about it because I got low cocky. Don't pay nervous about it. I went to a store. Yeah. Physically went to a store, which was scary. That's crazy. And I'm like walking around awkward. And these two girls are like, oh my god, hi Hannah, you know, we're gigglers.

And I was like, you're the perfect people. I need to talk to right now. I'm like, I'm trying to pick a present for Paige. And they were like, okay, and they started kind of, I was like, I know she likes this, but I could fuck it up. Like, I don't know why I was challenging myself like this, but they were like, literally. The fact that they were helping me.

Gigglers help to pick out the my birthday gift. It makes it that much more special. And I could blame them if you don't like it. For sure. Because I probably won't meet them. Then I think I was kind of nervous the whole situation and then they were like, oh my god, we loved pages outfits at Bravillcon and I said thank you. They called me out. They were like, you said thank you. And I was like, well, when you come to my family, do you ever just, I was like thinking? Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah, thanks. Thank you so much.

No, I was like, we accept so many people this weekend that were like, Hannah, so funny. Did you see Hannah at Augscooper? And I was like, thank you so much. Yes. I know. When we're not together, it's like, we're constantly reminded. And it gets a little like yeah, I miss our film Oh, no, I thought like my arm was missing at some point

No, you want to stage with a microphone without me. I was like who wants to fucking come for my life right now Because there were so many niche jokes that could have been said and there's nothing the missed opportunity There's nothing that pisses me off more than missed opportunities of jokes. I do have to say, when I did reality TV, a lot of my jokes would fall flat. Because they weren't, they're not looking for that. I would be like, this is the perfect moment.

I'd say it, and no one would laugh. And that's where I think, ultimately, people were like, you have to leave. That's how I felt. I just associated. And then they're like, either cry or make a joke, but there's nothing else is working. Also.

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For BravoCon what I did was obviously like I didn't go to Paris Fashion Week, and I didn't go obviously to any of the other countries fashion weeks, but you can stream them, you can watch pretty much all of them on YouTube. So I watched them, and then I saw the certain little trends that I was like, oh, that's really cool. For a BravoCon Weekend and you're not wearing, I don't wanna go to bravo con and wear what I would wear on a Friday night

out with my girlfriends. That's not fun for me. Like, yeah, it's nice, but this is my Halloween. I like to amp it off all of those. Because it's not a normal thing. What's normal about being in a convention center in Las Vegas with 160 drunk women? Like it's just not normal.

So that was one of the trends. Yeah, I agree. And that was one of the trends that I saw that I was like this is cool. And it's not like something you would do every day or like whatever, but I just thought it was like cute. And that was like a Valentino. Also what people were complaining about though with the fashion for Bravo Con was like,

there was no consistency where like some people are in a trench coat. Someone else is wearing like a club dress. Someone else is looking like they're about to give a TED talk. So it was like all over the place, but that is so bravo. Like it's mostly kind of a sh talk, so it was like all over the place, but that is so bravo. Like, it's mostly kind of a shit show. Yeah, there's no dress code unless it's like a watch would happen to live. Other than that, there's no so people, legit, wear whatever they want. But I will say my kids looked phenomenal.

I was so proud of them. Their outfits looked so good. Craig and Austin? Yeah. What was your favorite outfit of theirs? Craig Saturday outfit. Just I... he looked so freaking good. He had like this ivory suit on and then like a new dish, like just like thin sweater. And then Austin wore this like black and white blazer with like a black t-shirt and he looked great. And that's you giving back to men because men have been having some trouble lately so you did some charity work and you're better than than me. And that's... Yeah, I mean that's a lot of outfits that I had to get ready. I felt like I was packing my kids for vacation. I was like, and then we'll bring this.

So you're like, you packed one shoe. You only packed one. How many shoes do we need? Two. Okay. Where's your toothbrush? Where's your toothbrush? That literally was me with Craig. I was like, and how about some extra shirts? You never know. You might sweat. Something might happen. It's good to have extra, better, safe than sorry. Oh my God. Also, you wrote Taylor Swift Green Nails? Okay, I don't know if Taylor Swift is trolling us, but first of all, her style, I feel like has completely changed recently.

And she was just spotted out paparazzi pictures wearing at knee-high boot pleated skirt Very preppy green nails Imagine if Taylor Swift's a get glare. I think it would be on brand and I think I would like got it in our Lusional minds everyone's a get glare. I mean everyone that's yeah, I agree. I do think you are Taylor's stylist Why don't we why don't we okay Taylor if you're listening, we have to put something for her to do. Okay, I actually have an outfit in my head. I want her in like a knee high boot, like a black knee high boot, kind of like a 60s, like 70s vibe because she has the long hair, she has the bangs, she likes like a vintage

vibe. I wanted to stay like true to her style, but I wanted to be in a jumper, like some type of jumper with a white button up under a bit. What is a jumper? Are you British? What the fuck is a jumper?

No, British people call it jumper is a sweater, but in America a jumper is like a dress, but kind of like a, oh my God. Sometimes when I explain certain things, I feel like a preschool teacher. Like a high collar? No, not a high collar. I wanted to put a white button up on.

Then I wanted to put a dress on that's like thick straps and like scoops and just goes straight, but I want it to be mini. And it's not like tighter anything. It just goes like, it's like scoops and just goes straight, but I want it to be mini. And it's not like tighter anything, it just goes like, it's like shift dress, but it's like, it's a jumper. I wanna see her with bows. Okay.

Okay. I mean bows are in, for like a bow. Okay, if we see her in a knee high boot, a some type of jumperish dress and a bow, she's a giggle. And we won't say anything about it, we'll just know. a some type of jumperish dress and a bow, she's a giggle. And we won't say anything about it, we'll just know. Yeah, we're not gonna call you out. But like also, Olivia Colpo's bachelor at party

looked so fun and stunning, and it was giving me slommie squad vibes, and I was having like FOMO that I wasn't at the special rep party. Well, because we're friends with them because we were big Colpo people were big people people because we came for Braxton because we stand for women in the arts. And it oh my god, it was really fun. I did.

I think I have a higher budget than we did. Maybe like a smidge, but she have themes. They have themes that I one point they had like explosions. By her way. He, I guess, her fiance, I can't, what is Christian. Yeah. Like did that for her. So nice.

Someone commented and was like the definition of like, if he wants to, he will. But again, that's kind of thing. If they do something too crazy during the batch route, I'm like, you're cheating on me. Right, I'm like, where are we right now? What have you been doing in the three days that I've been gone blackout that you felt

like you needed to do that? Mm-hmm. No, it looked really beautiful. And I also like, I love sisters again. I know, I love sisters. But I feel like sisters are either the best or the fucking worst. Like, they're either, but, but it depends on the hour.

I know, I actually, so funny was talking to my mom about this because I always feel bad when there's like sisters that like don't fuck with each other. And I always wonder like, my mom's always like, what if you had a sister and like, you didn't get along with her? But I just like, that's so not me. Yeah.

I feel like if I had a younger sister, I would make her come to every single thing with me and I'd probably have less anxiety. Oh, I didn't mean that to sound sad. That's why you'll have a daughter and you'll do it with your daughter. I don't know where I talks about it, but I was doing crowd work at a show and I just like looked at one of the girls in the front and I asked her a question and she started crying. And I immediately, I'm out here, when I do crowd work, I want everyone to be in on the joke. We're all having fun together.

A lot of my crowd work is me just being nosy. I'm like, how do you guys get together? I just put the glasses. So she starts crying and I was like, you never know what people are going through. And your friends are laughing and they were like, no, they're just so excited that she's so excited that you spoke to her.

And I was like, I'm so jealous that you were so in touch with your emotions that you could cry. Like people who can happy cry so quickly, I'm like, what a fucking beautiful thing for me to cry. I have to like hold stuff in for like six months and then stub six months and then stub my toe and then maybe it'll all hit me in that moment. No, I think that's why I cry in my birthday because I've been holding this cry in, honey,

holding this thing in. I never, if I ever do cry, it's never normal. Everyone's like, that's a 10 and that deserved like a 3. I cried full makeup. And then you looked in the mirror. You looked in the mirror when you cried. And then I looked in the mirror. And Craig was just like, this is the craziest girl

shit you've ever done. I mean, I just like, I just have to cry. So anyway, I'm not saying Vera Wang is lying. I think she probably is like, like, she has a photo with like nine donuts in front of her. Like she enjoys sweet treats from Dunker Donuts. She's not eating nine donuts. I do think it's healthy to like,

when you want a donut, eat a donut. When you want to get McDonald's, get McDonald's. But I'm just not here for it. I'm just like, so not here for it. Wait, that's so funny. I'm on page six reading this and it goes, Ariana Maddox, page of Sorbo, skip pants, a bravo. I'm not here. I'm not here. I'mants, a Bravo-Chan. Oh my God.

Was Jenna Lyons there? No. Oh wow. She's, she was like, I'm busy here. She was like, I can't go to Vegas. I don't know if I could imagine her being there, but I would have wanted to see her fit. I know, I would have loved to see what she did for Vegas. Actually, I was surprised that no one...

I thought people were gonna dress very vagacy, like very like sequen mini dresses and like, I don't know. Like more, I don't know, but they didn't. I mean people were obviously like whatever they wanted, but I just thought I so I would have liked to have seen what she, if she went with like a bagicy theme like in her style. Yeah, yeah. Very interesting. Like some people dress really like normal, like, and then other people dress like really crazily. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, so to wrap this up, I did watch a documentary called, called Sly about our girl is dad. That's a fee and a fee is dad. Was it Toga? You like Loki or obsessed with Sylvester Stallone? No, I'm creepy obsessed with him. And I ran into the girls the other day.

Like I run to them all the time and and I'm like I don't know how to explain how like My dad would kiss your dad on the lips if he met him like my dad loves your dad so much like I was we were raised in a rocky household Yeah This rocky documentary is so fascinating. I say rocky, but it's about him and he he He had a fucking childhood this man. Really? What's it on? What'd you watch it on? Netflix. It's called Sly. I highly recommend it. Wait, you know what? Also, people don't talk about how hard it is to like the moment you become famous, like a famous actor like him, and stay famous for so many decades after.

Do you know what he was like like one of the voices in ants? That movie was slapped. Wait, I fucking loved that movie. Honestly the ants were kind of fucking hot. I was like the cheekbones on this ant. No but some of us are so alone. Yeah, he's larger than life. But also they talk about how like when you have a movie like Rocky,

how do you do other things when you're so famous for being Rocky? But anyway, his childhood was fucked up. His mom left. His dad was physically and verbally and emotionally abusive. And he basically like, his dad was like weirdly jealous of him, which I don't, it was a strange thing, but basically he moves to New York and is like, I wanna be an actor and he keeps getting these roles as thugs and he doesn't get any serious work. So he's like, I have to write my own stuff.

So he literally wrote Rocky. Wait, I didn't know that. As two people who can't read or write, this is, he basically was like, oh, if you're not gonna, people aren't gonna, like he believed in himself so much more than the people around him, to be like, I do have a place for me in the acting space, rights it.

It airs first just at this little theater and like apparently a bunch of people like walked out and he's like This is gonna be like this is horrible and then it finally launches like widespread and it becomes the biggest hit and overnight Because back then if you're in a movie overnight your life could change So the next he like could never be in public again because he got so famous after that but Then it really just shows his life of like the ups and downs and like. Is it like how many parts is that is like one big documentary or one heart? Like one hour and a half documentary. I highly recommend it. It's so good.

And he talks about how much he loves his daughters, which is really cute. And he definitely like was really like it's only him him talking and he's so eloquent and thoughtful and interesting when he talks. Like everything he says, I'm like, I wanna write that down. And then I finish the Get Gaudi stuff. Oh my God, my favorite quote from Get Gaudi. I'm just thinking of you like taking notes. Like the Mafia guy, I take literally

it's research for Giggly Squad whenever I watch Netflix. Um, forget Gaudi, the guy, they talk about how they wanted to give one of the guys drugs to sell and the gangster was like I don't want your blood money and the guys like blood money, you're a fucking murderer and you don't want to take my blood money? It's just like, I wrote that down. That was one of the really, you are Brunei Brown. You are the Italian gangster Brunei Brown. I'm thankful. Oh my God.

So anyway, I'm going to give you your gifts on Thursday. We'll see how that goes over. We'll see all the gigglers on Thursday. Can we do me back with my people? Oh my God. back at peace. I also want to announce I have a show in Charleston coming up. And I'm also gonna be in Troy, New York, which is nowhere you're from.

I think your mom's coming, she texted me. No, we're all coming. I'm literally, said in the family group chat, Hannah has a show in Troy, New York. I'll figure out the day, we all have to go. We're all going. And we love you guys so much.

Thank you for giggling with us. You guys are seriously the fucking best. We don't deserve the gigglers. And talk to you later. See ya. Bye. you