Giggly Squad - Giggling about Braxton, Charlie, and Zendaya
Episode Date: June 27, 2023Hannah finally reveals the celeb who DMed her. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
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I'm in the day just got away from me.
Look at you pulling up from beach news.
Okay, prepared.
I was so many things I want to talk to you.
Really?
Yeah.
Really just one.
Drunk. You'd like that wouldn't you? You'd like if I really just won. Drunk. Yeah.
You'd like that, wouldn't you? You'd like if I had a problem.
No, you just aren't such a good mood.
Like you're so lame.
Oh my God.
How depressed am I usually?
How bitchy?
No, she's not seen.
And like in a very happy goofy mood.
She seems like she's in a nice even keel, happy mood.
Are you a hot and pleasant?
Am I usually?
No, you can't flip it to me personally.
I'm not on the spot.
I'm not on the spot.
Go ahead.
Hello.
How convenient.
Hello, my graded cheese gigglers.
Yes.
Paige is back from Italy and she's a new person.
She is so privileged.
Pillar of the health community.
A pillar of positivity.
And non-toxic positivity, like real positivity.
Do you wanna know what I, first of all, I'm not drunk,
but I'm probably a little loopy
because I've been up since four AM.
Oh, wait, you're jet lag, that's what's going on.
I'm fully jet lagged.
That's what's going on.
I know you so well, I just knew some...
No, I'm not right.
Something wasn't connected.
I woke up and I made a smoothie.
Got my Nutrible it out from Retire Man.
That I didn't even remember I had,
that I bought six years ago,
threw some fucking berries in there,
did a yoga flow.
No, you didn't.
Folded my laundry, called my mom.
And I was a full dad today.
I put in a full day before you even woke up.
And I've been waiting to say that to anyone today.
And then right after they tell you that,
they take a nap.
I'm like, dad, well, you're sleeping from 10 a.m. to four.
Literally, my dad goes, this is about at 8 p.m.
I'm like, so did you do more?
My dad wakes everyone up at 7 a.m.
and then he sleeps the entire day.
You know how you always see like TikToks or whatever,
are you hear stories of like people's parents on vacation
and like how annoying the dads are in the morning?
I never had that kind of dad.
Like I, we didn't go on vacation and like,
I don't ever remember like waking up early
and like going and doing activities.
Something came over my father.
This trip, that every single night at dinner,
it was the same conversation.
So is anyone gonna wake up tomorrow for breakfast?
This man was going to breakfast at 7 a.m.
7 a.m.
Also like when did this become a military outing?
I texted him this morning.
While we were all on jet lag at 5am,
and I said, anyone ready for breakfast?
You mother of a buggler?
But the thing is, if I'm gonna get up for breakfast early,
it will be on vacation when they have, like,
really dope breakfast.
Yeah, Italy, like, doesn't really do breakfast.
Like, they freak out when it comes to breakfast.
No, Italy serves dessert and calls it breakfast.
They go, here's a cake.
Yeah, they're like, they don't know what's happening.
But then I feel like they also try and cater
to like Americans, so they're like,
preshudo?
Like, it's kind of like bacon.
I'm like, I don't know if I want that though, syrup.
But, you know, so the breakfast is trash.
I think in Italy, nothing in Italy is trash.
But I think the breakfast is not like the highest on my list.
No.
And then they would bring you coffee in like little coffee pots.
Okay, everyone would get their own little coffee pot.
And I would say that there's like six to seven cups
in that pot.
We would go down to meet my dad in the morning
and he'd be two pots deep.
This man would be 14 cups of coffee in.
He would have scaled the perimeter twice,
made sure everything was okay,
and then we could go to the pool.
I felt like my dad had turned into Will Farrell
during that kicking and screaming movie.
Like he had like got two Italians on the team
and then he's like obsessed with the espresso.
Like the man's never had a espresso and if you refused it, it was like you put Italians on the team and then he's like obsessed with the espresso. Like the man's never had a espresso.
And if you refused it, it was like
you put shame on his family.
I was like, this is the first time
you've ever fucking heard it.
I can't handle that.
You today, you were iconic.
And every single word also,
I think it's my tan.
I feel different.
True, I looked in the mirror today
because I went outside for like 15 minutes in Louisville.
It was pretty much like your time.
Is that why you're wearing what you're wearing?
I am wearing a hunting outfit, a camel outfit.
Are you laughing?
No.
Oh, now you're in the pod.
No, no, no, no, you want to be on the bottle.
I am wearing camo in an ironic way.
Okay.
Because when a New Yorker girl wears camo,
she's silly, she's artsy.
She's quirky.
But then I have people in my dams being like,
you just look like my neighbor. Go badgers. Go badgers. It's all like it. But then I have people in my dams being like, you just look like my neighbor.
Go badgers.
Go badgers.
It's all like it.
But I like it.
I think it's a, and also people say like, I get hired.
You can hide.
Where would one buy a shirt like that?
My Amazon storefront.
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What's watering down the Amazon brand?
Which creators should we change their password to ASAP?
404, page not found. In this meeting and we're talking about like ideas and what we can do next and what like, how are we growing the Amazon?
Like, what are we doing, blah, blah, blah?
Cause you're fully the COO.
I literally, the CFO is chief fashion officer.
I was on dial, Jeff, and like, I need to have some.
But so we're talking and I was like,
wow, like my friend Hannah and I,
and like I always say that, but everyone knows.
And I'm like, I really think there's an opportunity
to do something really funny with Hannah
because she has a storefront.
And I just paused for everyone's reactions.
I was like, no, I know.
She has a storefront.
But it's totally different.
The mind is totally different.
Like, it's her own just passion project.
Your storefront is so you.
You're so slow.
So the last time you looked at it,
I updated it recently.
I actually looked at it not too long ago,
and I bought something from it.
I needed something for our podcast thing.
Thank you for those seven cents.
Yeah.
Drink something me tonight.
Yeah.
Speaking of dad's vacation, I'm not done.
You saw the TikTok trend of every dad on vacation
where they have nothing with them, not a bag,
maybe holding the mom's purse
but then the same like new balance sneakers.
And the same shorts, where did they get these Kagge shorts?
There's a dad store somewhere that they're like,
I feel like it's like when you get older
and you get like an AARP in the mail,
there's some point in their 40s
where it's like here's the short store.
Yeah, and I think their wives just give up on them.
At that point.
At that point, yeah.
I also, what's it called?
The hats that everyone's wearing ironically.
It's called like bass.
Bass pro-shop.
Bass pro-shop.
I didn't know it was a real store.
Yeah, that's it.
I went to Oklahoma and there was a bass pro-shop.
I've never seen one in the flash. I saw it. It was huge. And, that's it. I went to Oklahoma and there was a Bass Pro Shop.
I never seen one in the flash.
I saw it.
It was huge.
And someone was like, do you want to go in?
And they were like, they have guns.
And I was like, what?
And then I thought it would be so funny to like vlog me going
into a Bass Pro Shop being like, do you
have a baby bluer revolver and ask me about the gun?
No, the South is different.
It's so different.
One time, I wasn't even in the South. I was in Delaware. But it might as well be the South is different. It's so different. One time, I wasn't even in the South.
I was in Delaware, but it might as well be the South.
I walked into a grocery store.
There was people standing next to me.
Hannah, gun to my head.
If you asked me, what did they just
have a conversation about?
I would have died right then and there.
It was, I looked at Craig and I was like, it was that.
What did they just say?
Could he understand that?
He understood them perfectly.
He spoke Delawareian.
But he was around Thanksgiving and they were talking about,
they won't open their mouth.
Okay, that's what it is.
It's one syllable the whole time.
It's monotone, but their mouth stays the same.
And it was about deep frying turkeys.
And I said, well, if actually we do fry turkeys,
you can actually just take a hanger
and hit stick it up there.
You don't have to buy all the contraption.
And I was like, what?
Also everyone in the South sounds like they're blackout.
Yes.
Because I went to Louisville.
Yep.
It's not Louisville.
Okay.
It's not Louisville.
You have to say Louisville.
Louisville.
Louisville.
And I'm like, guys, I can't do that.
And they were like, pretend you have like 10 grapes
in your mouth and you're blackout.
And I was like, oh, they were like perfect. And I'm like guys I can't do that and they were like pretend you have like 10 grapes in your mouth and your blackout And I was like whoa, they were like perfect. So I'm like nailed it
But then I was saying at my show I got off the plane and I was in Kentucky and I saw you can't say Kentucky fried chicken
It's called KFC, but I saw a KFC in
Kentucky in its home state. I felt like I was in Paris looking at the Louvre
Yes, and I was looking Paris looking at the Louvre.
Yes.
And I was looking around him like,
is anyone else admiring?
I'm so glad.
Oh my God, Hannah, we're so so glad to go
because I'm so glad that you're telling this story,
that you were having an appreciation for culture
of America's best fast food change.
Thank you.
Because all while I'm in Europe, I kept saying,
what day are we gonna get McDonald's?
Anyone wanna get McDonald's?
And everyone looked at me like I was absolutely out
of my tray.
I'm in Spain, okay?
And me and Craig have to go to this dinner.
I like filmed this show in Spain.
I'll tell the gigglers, like when it all comes out,
well whatever, it was really fun.
And it was the guy that was the hostiggler, it's like when it all comes out, but whatever, it was really fun and it was the guy
that was the host of it, it was this Italian hairstylist.
Didn't speak a lick of English.
Did they warn you?
I mean, he did speak English, but like,
I, there was a lot of head nodding coming from my area,
but I went out to dinner with him the night before
and it was very traditional Spain foods.
And I'm gonna try it all.
Okay, I'm gonna put it in my mouth.
I'm gonna try it all.
I'm gonna tell you I love it.
Yes.
Because I'm also like working for this guy the next day.
What I'm gonna say like the dinner he brought me to
and he's raving about.
He's like, this is the best thing you could ever eat.
They do tapas, right?
They do tapas.
It was a very fish centric meal.
Do you like fish?
I like it cooked.
I sure do.
Hannah, I had shrimp carpaccio.
Yeah.
They take shrimp, they hammer it.
They flatten it out nice.
Make it look really pretty.
Flush.
Looks like literal flesh.
Like sea mint.
I had to put it on bread and eat it. And smile. I had to put it on bread and eat it.
And smile.
I had to put it on bread, eat it and smile.
I immediately got back to my hotel room
and ordered McDonald's like a normal fucking person.
When you're so happy, doesn't speak English,
so he can't listen to this by chance.
He's not as good as mine.
Again, that's one of those fancy foods
that I'm like, I can make that.
Like I can make that.
If I come to your house in the Hampton's this summer and you're serving up shrimp
carpaccio, I'll lose it.
I'll literally lose my mind.
Did you ask what things were?
You were just like, oh I know.
After the second course, I thought it best not to.
Because I, as this man's talking, I'm trying not to vomit because you know I have my
vomit.
And then I'm pushing things Craig had because you know I have my like my vomit. And then
I'm pushing things Craig had to eat double to not insult this guy. He liked some of it.
But I could seem sweating like he's sweating but he's has to eat what's on my plate because
he knows all throw up right at the table. Don't tempt me with a good time. So a lot of things
happen. Carpaccio sounds like a cute pet name. Carpaccio?
Wait.
Is that my cat's name?
Carpaccio?
I think Pesto.
Oh, that is cute.
Carpaccio also sounds like it is a mafia boss, like Mr.
Carpaccio.
You know, you have to say like that though.
Wait, so did you have any run-ins with the mafia?
And we can make that joke because we are Italian.
And she did have run-ins with the mafia. And we can make that joke because we are Italian. And she did have run-ins with the mafia.
Did I have any run-ins?
Not that I was aware of.
You know when you spend a lot of time
with people on vacation, certain quirks start to come out.
And I was afraid for my family to see all of Craig's quirks.
But one of them is that he thinks that he will be asked
to be in the CIA at some point in his lifetime.
It's the same with like he's landing the plane.
He's killing a shark, he's landing the plane,
he's also gonna be in the CIA.
So that's just something I live with
on my day to day basis, updating him.
I just like, but like what if he's a master manifesto
and it's gonna happen?
Cause he's manifesting.
He's manifesting.
And I've pointed out all the reasons
on why that's not gonna happen to him.
Okay, and I'm like, you have the biggest mouth ever.
You would tell everyone you're in the CIA,
and he was like, but that's the perfect cover up.
Like if I'm talking about it,
no one's gonna think I'm in the CIA.
So I'm just gonna see my son in charge
and be like, no one would think this guy would be.
And that delusion has carried on over to me
that I think on every vacation
I'm going to get involved with like a huge cartel
or the mafia.
Like I'm just waiting for them to come up to me
and be like, you're now a part of our cult.
Well, because you know, you thought you were gonna get kidnapped
and I realized, no, no, no, I'm the kidnapper.
I'm the kidnapper.
I'm not the kidnappy.
In Italy, I'm the kidnapper.
You saw that documentary about the girl
who accidentally ended up going to jail
for drug trafficking.
That's a pretty big fear of mine.
I guess, are you like me every time I walk through
any security of any kind, especially the airport?
I'm like, do I have cocaine in my pussy?
No, you literally incur get the same. No, they'll look at me in a type of way and I'm like, do I have cocaine in my pussy? No, you literally, you and Carg are the same.
No, like they'll look at me in a type of way
and I'm like, oh, they know.
They know.
Can I tell you a crazy thing that happened to me at TSA,
leaving fucking Spain?
What?
It's early in the morning.
Okay, we're going through security at like 8 a.m.
I'm going through, I get through, my bags come through,
everything's great and he's like, I have to go through'm going through. I get through. My bag's come through.
Everything's great.
And he's like, I have to go through your bag again.
Okay, great.
I have nothing in there.
I had, I think I had a weed pen in there,
but I'm not even thinking.
I'm not even worried about it.
Like, I've got my cover story.
It's nicotine.
Like, I'm cool.
The guy that's doing the TSA, now Craig gets through,
now other people behind me, they get through,
they're going, he leaves, he's like, I'll be right back.
And I'm like, where is this fucking guy going?
He goes and gets two police officers, okay.
Now I'm starting, now I'm starting to like, sweat a little.
And I'm like looking around like, what's going on?
Is Craig freaking out, Craig's calm, cool, and collected?
I didn't know underneath.
He's having a full panic attack
because he also thinks it's the weed in my bag.
But in my head, I'm like,
there's no way they're bringing two officers.
I'm googling like,
but you never know overseas.
You never know.
Bernie Griner was put in for less.
I'm literally like, oh my God, I manifested that.
Like I'm going to be like, we all need to be so nervous.
We have to switch her.
It's all invigated.
And like do they serve shrimp carbaggio in jail here?
What is the jail food in Spain?
So I'm freaking out.
I'm like I, like just like breathe, breathe.
So then Craig asked the officer like what's going on?
And he said can Craig speak Spanish?
No.
So he's asking me officer what's going on? The officer was can Craig Suke's vanish? No. So he's asking me, Officer, what's going on?
The officers are like, oh, they detected a chemical.
Like they're just doing another check.
They take my passport, they run my stuff to see
if I'm on like edge-like-
You're untie-se pre.
I'm like, I'm literally clear in America.
Are you guys don't have it?
I have clear.
I'm global entry.
I think my DH gate bag had some crazy chemicals on it
and they thought I was making a bomb.
Because they were, they didn't even look,
they didn't even go in my bag.
They took nothing out of my bag.
I could see my weed pen.
The guy, like, looked at it, didn't.
He's rubbing all these, like, swabs on my bag.
I was this close to being like, is DHHGate?
A DHHGate.
All the girlies are around you and you're like,
I know, I know.
And it's embarrassing too.
This is hilarious because you told me you did a DHHGate haul.
Yeah.
If you don't know what DHHGate is,
it's where we get our fake shit.
Let's go straight to jail after saying this.
We'll literally. It's very high quality.
And highly illegal.
You live on the edge.
It's like millennial women's lime wire.
It's a fully lime wire.
You're like everyone does it, but anyone can go to jail at any point.
And we're just waiting.
Like who is getting an officer at that time?
So they're crazy.
So they're checking the back and you're just like,
there was no other explanation.
There was no, they kept saying a chemical,
but then they did my hands and I didn't have the,
no chemicals came up on my hands.
I feel like Craig was low key jealous
that you seemed like a spy.
I was like, well, obviously they're checking all of my stuff
because I have secrets from the government and they know it.
And he's like, that's no true.
Wait, how jealous would he be if you got the call?
To be a spy.
Yeah, it would be like Mr. and Mrs. Smith,
except only Mrs. Smith is the...
That'd be all you do.
Yeah, yeah.
I'd have to literally use my child.
I'd have to say, you're also a spy too, you can come.
Watch Mommy work.
But I really feel like you look like a spy.
Every spy movie, it's always like the seductive.
Yeah, she's mysterious.
Tiny.
If I could speak another language.
Oh my God, spy.
That's why I'm like a little annoyed with this.
Like, he can speak Mandarin, he speaks Gaelic, he speaks English.
Why can he speak Spanish?
Well, you can't speak anything, but your math he doesn't know a fourth language.
It's literally a most fever.
It's the most besides Mandarin.
It's the most spoken language I feel like.
I mean, I'm probably making that up,
but like, there's many times when I'm like,
you don't fucking know Spanish.
That's like high school shit.
Right.
I mean, I don't know.
I took eight years of it.
I didn't say one thing.
I think I'm delusional.
Like, I think I know Spanish. I know. I've been to say one thing. I like think I'm delusional. Like I think I know Spanish.
I know.
And then I always crack under pressure.
Like I'll know more.
Yeah, because you don't know Spanish.
That's what I'm like.
I know the words.
And then they'll start talking to me.
And I will full ghost Spanish every time.
I'll be like, yo, don't know what's going on.
When we were in Spain, Craig would add one Spanish word
into an English sentence.
He's like, don't day back room.
I'm like that.
That you're not speaking Spanish.
But did you see Hilaria Baldwin?
In Spain.
I saw her family.
You saw her family.
And they had a Boston accent.
I'm like, is there anything else we need to know from your amazing Italian vacation?
I was imploded at all.
I didn't bloat one time.
I have diarrhea.
No, I was...
Did you puke?
I pukeed once.
But that's because I was drinking.
But I got home immediate bloating.
I didn't even...
It was like my body was like, oh, we're back in New York, let's bloat.
And I, yesterday, I'm not kidding,
I took a pregnancy test.
I was like, I got home and the baby's dropped.
Like, there's no way that this is just me bloating.
Craig was concerned.
He kept coming up and poking my stomach.
He's like, this isn't normal.
And I was like, no, this is just like being a girl. So you're at the point now where you'll show him the full bloat. No, I had it was low rise pajama pants crop top
Belly out. I was in such pain. I was also holding my stomach
Baby it does make you feel better with the boat when you're like well, I love this child
I'm really kept looking at myself in the mirror and I was like, wait, but how fucking cute of my pregnant.
He's like, it's not funny.
I was like, at your ball.
I did start to think like, okay,
if this pregnancy test comes up positive,
my first thought was, am I gonna tell my mom?
And then I was like, I'm 30.
I'm 30.
No, you are a child.
And no, I wouldn't tell my friend.
You're a child, Brad.
Speaking of babies.
Courtney Kardashian is having another baby,
and I'm so happy, because what does the world need
but another Kardashian?
100%.
And I have to make an announcement.
You know, I've never, ever fully watched the Kardashians
from the beginning of a season to the end.
It'll always be on.
Okay.
But I've never been like, I'm watching this show.
I'll watch parts of it.
I've never committed to watching the Kardashians.
I don't know what, why.
I think I'm gonna commit and watch this season coming up.
Cause I feel like there's like real drama
between Kim Courtney.
I think I've watched every single episode of every single season.
How do you think this next season is gonna be?
I'm watching, I'm currently watching this season.
Oh, is it already out?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're doing great so far.
You're doing literally amazing.
I'm like, I am going to commit my life to this example.
When is it over?
When is it over?
I think we're six episodes a day.
Is it good?
It's good.
They like drag out a lot of their stuff
and I just like looking at them.
It's funny to watch the reality show
because obviously like we know how like
things are made in reality TV and like how like,
like okay, like came out to lunch with Scott
and the conversation was 20 seconds.
They said three things to each other.
It was like, that was a scene that they dragged out
into like two minutes and it was like nothing happened there.
They drag a lot of stuff out.
Honestly, if you're really gonna try and commit,
I would go when they're in their first house.
Like the first couple seasons.
That's the best.
Yeah, there are a few.
Is there actual beef between Kim and Courtney right now.
Or is it not really?
I think it's over now, but there is legitimate beef.
Like they weren't speaking.
So the drama is, so Courtney and Travis did their wedding
and it was all Dulce and Gabana like sponsor.
Like they made her dress.
They did all the stuff and it was a Dulce and Gabana wedding.
Six months after that, Dulce and Gabana asked Kim
to be the creative director of their next runway show,
pull all the looks she wanted, and basically walk down
the runway after the show.
I put all the looks together.
Courtney thought that it was too soon after her wedding,
and that Kim was taking the spotlight
of having this Dolce and Gabana moment.
But Kim was like, this is too good of an opportunity
to say no to them.
Like I've wanted to do this my whole life.
I'm the curator of their fashion show.
Like no one gets to do that.
Yeah, it's like weird sister competitiveness.
Very weird sister competitiveness.
Also like, there's a little birdie
that reached out to us.
Yes.
That's Kim is a good girl.
That said that Kim may listen to this podcast.
Kim would know who we were if someone showed a picture
and also said a lot of things about us.
And then it would maybe possibly potentially click.
This is a Kimberly Noel Kardashian.
But I feel like to any hot sauce, we never we all we're never below the belt because everyone is human
We're never below the belt and also what if we meet them
Think I'm gonna talk about emrata. That's your best friend. Why would I do that?
Did you see her looking amazing in her Jack Ma look?
You say Jack moose Jack
Jermon is you want to shake my what? Stunning. Yeah, can you say, Jack News? Jack News? Jermal?
Jermal, Jermal, what?
It's stunning.
Yeah, she looks great.
Did you text her?
I'm DM.
You're still, I feel like,
you think I'm cheating on you right now.
You're like, you're like, you're doing drugs.
Well, you are, it's not, I think.
She looks just like you.
I get you guys confused sometimes.
Also, I feel like I should drop some...
I feel like I should finally drop the tea of the celebrity. Who, DM me?
Do you think... Do you want to ruin your marriage?
No, I'm not.
Just notes.
Are you trying to get divorced? No.
You know what? Actually, have you ever tell des that like when that happened that I was like...
So what are we doing?
For people that don't know, it was the day before
I was going to my bachelor at party.
I was sitting on the couch, I got a DM, I message page,
page goes, where do I hide the body?
Yeah, like what do we do?
She was like, let's be honest.
Whatever you're down for, I'm down for.
I'm down for.
So when I first said this on the pod,
I didn't want to say anything because whatever.
But like now it's like past like no one cares.
And the giglers all figured it out.
Yeah.
And I don't follow him.
Yep.
I don't think he follows me.
Yeah.
I don't know how the fuck they know, but they knew.
And they asked us at like two live shows.
So I feel like I can't tell some giglers
about the other giglers.
We were showing favorite tests on.
The guy who DM me before my bad trip party
was Charlie Booth and he wrote, I like you.
You wanna know something?
I kind of love that as a opener.
Yeah, because if you're opening line to me is like,
hey, what's up?
Next, like I'm probably the only time.
Oh yeah, that means I have to put in work.
I'm like, I don't know, I'm sorry, but yeah.
Like if someone de-aimed to me, I was like, we're dating.
I'd be like, all right.
So the funniest thing about it is that both our moms
are obsessed with Charlie Pooth.
Yes.
And I didn't know this.
I told my mom and she was like, he has perfect pitch.
My mom's so I'm in one interview.
I was like, he just seems so nice. He does seem nice. I'm like, mom, that's perfect pitch. My mom saw him in one interview. I was like, he just seemed so nice.
He does seem nice.
I'm like, mom, that's good PR.
Wouldn't, not my traditional type.
No.
I'm gonna be honest.
I can't picture what he looks like.
I'm gonna be honest.
I can't picture what he looks like.
He has this thing on his eyebrow.
I gotta pull it up because for whatever reason.
I gotta pull it up because for whatever reason.
I think it's a scar, which can take a guy from a six to a 10 if you have a scar on your face
Because it means you've seen some shit and you've been through adversity
But I just took it as a compliment from an artist seeing another artist. I think he was saying he likes my work
Yeah, he was basically like you're a woman in the arts and I respect it. Yes, I never I don't you never even opened it never opened it
Wow, but I want to say publicly
Charlie, thank you, but I am a taken woman Charlie even though I'm not available
Both our mothers want to fuck you. Yeah, no my mom thinks that he would be a great husband never met him
Doesn't know my mom's obsessed with Charlie booth. Sorry not to blow up your spot, but page pooth is kind of a dynamite name.
Pige pooth?
What if you end up with Charlie Pooth?
I don't think I will, but...
You literally never know.
I might move to Italy and sell lemons on the side of the street.
We thought about it.
That's like where I'm at.
I will jump on some grapes in Italy.
Yeah.
Oh my god, did you see all the Alex or all staff?
So I go to the J-law
premiere, right? Yes.
With the movie. I'm saying there, I sit down. Okay, oh, this is such a good celebrity.
Gossip this episode. I sit down with my mom, adorable. Pilot Peats right there.
Okay. I'm actually so weird with famous people. Like, I don't know how to act. Yeah. And I like, oh, I never am cool. It's like, hey, I like your show. Yeah. I'm like Like I don't know how to act. And I like, I never am cool,
just like, hey, I like your show.
I'm like, I don't know, I didn't watch it.
But I don't know who Pilepete is.
He's sitting next to another guy
who I didn't know, but I think it's on the bachelor.
And the guy goes, oh, you're comedian on TikTok.
And I was like, thanks.
And then Pilepete is asking me questions about comedy.
And I see Pilepete and I are like besties.
And I'm like, come watch that Charlie Poo.
So about pilot Pete.
He kind of reminded me of Craig a little bit, pilot Pete.
But like, he talked not stop.
He was chatty, he was very nice.
Chatty.
Not southern.
Like Craig, if he wasn't southern.
They both have a good head of hair.
They're more sweet with a good head of hair.
I don't know.
Anyway, he's giving me like, like, pilot crag.
Yeah.
If crag could fly a plane.
If crag, in fact, could land the hijacked plane.
So my mom's text me.
She goes, that guy's on the bachelor.
I'm like, I know bitch.
I'm in a full, like I'm fully acting at this point.
Mm-hmm.
Then someone text me, oh, Ali Shapiro.
Jill's there in Storter.
Yeah.
She comes and she goes, Hannah, how are you?
I'm gonna see you in the hamps and you'll sell mine. You have to do that place when you're talking. And I was like, Jill's there in Storter. Yeah, she comes and she goes, Hannah, how are you? I'm gonna see you in the hampsons this summer.
You have to do that place when you're talking.
And I was like, Jill, where you been?
Yes.
Where's Jill, Ali, this my mom.
Yeah.
You're gonna play tennis this summer.
Anyway, she leaves.
She texts me, she goes,
Oh my God, Alex is behind you.
Alex Earl sits right behind me.
First of all, no one's talking about
how pretty Alex Earl's sister is.
With her sister.
Justice for the Brunette one.
Brunette.
No one talks about it.
That's not exactly right.
They're both, they're like, glow up, you know?
And I love that they're together, sisters.
Yeah.
So immediately, I'm done freaking out about pilot P.
And now I'm like, you're fully Alex Earl mode.
I'm like, pilot P.
Shut up.
I'm like, literally put his socks on.
I was like, I'm trying to get Alex Earl, but that's it.
But then I'm like, the moment has to be organic. It has to be natural. And then I think, like, I wouldn't want someone in front and we just turn? I was like, I'm trying to get out of your jacket. But then I'm like, the moment has to be organic,
it has to be natural.
And then I think like, I wouldn't want someone
in front of me just to turn around and be like,
hi!
So, and we have some mutual friends.
I wanted to be like normal.
And I just like, never got the balls.
You never did it, you never turned.
Never turned.
I mean, I think like, I like fake turned once or twice.
Yeah, you smiled.
Didn't make eye contact.
Okay.
She was right behind me.
She was sitting behind you.
So you're more famous than her.
I mean, I don't think that's how it worked.
Oh, okay.
But I like heard her, she's loving the movie, you know.
She's just cute.
She's a baby.
She's a 23 year old.
She's still just like living her life.
She's a little bit in the scroll next to me,
or behind me, but over to the side
who I was talking to also, just gets up and is walking past and she goes,
oh, Alex Earl Sly, period.
And then she gives a walk.
I love Gen Z so much.
I was like, that's what I showed down.
She's just, Alex Earl Sly.
How did you not think of that?
I didn't think Gen Z quick enough.
Yeah.
So Alex Earl is my best friend now.
Yes.
That's awesome.
Even afterwards, I was like, we left.
If I see you commenting on Alex Earl video saying oh my god
Alex are all slaves Alex Earl comments on our friends videos
I feel like she hung out with Claudia this weekend like we so that's why I don't want to force it
I want it to be like I'm not gonna introduce naturally. Okay, not me like turning around a movie theory
Be like I
Now I feel like oh my, does she look at,
when I was 22 and if I heard someone was 30,
I'd be like, oh, good luck out there, you know.
Like would we be so old to her?
I think she would just be like, these business women.
These working women, she has a couple of grays
from reality TV and she's was.
Look at these young moms.
She goes, did you guys get a babysitter?
Oh my God.
But the thought of being too was like, I don't even watch Alex Earl's videos, it's more
just the phenomenon that is how the internet can make someone so relevant.
Wow.
How would you feel if you were so fiat cult though?
Can you explain what's going on? Oh. make someone so relevant. How would you feel if you were so fiat cult though? Can you explain what's going on?
There's so much.
OK, so basically Braxton, which it says it all in the name.
It says it all in the name.
I feel like Braxton, I don't know this man.
I'm never going to meet this man, but I know this man.
You know, like I know Braxton.
Braxton's coming in with his new sneakers.
Braxton grew up.
And he was telling his mom to shut up.
Yeah.
Braxton, I know that.
He's for it.
And the mom said, thank you.
Yeah.
Braxton probably has Climidia, but we'll blame it on you.
You gave it to him.
Yeah.
Braxton has gone and DUI never been convicted.
Just called his dad.
Braxton wanted to start a line of hats.
You can see he had different ideas than other hat companies.
Yeah.
That one got Craig.
Craig, who made you?
Braxton.
I love him.
Braxton goes to surf lunch with Harmon.
Yeah.
Harmon is Braxton's drug dealer.
He only does designer drugs.
Beijing, everything.
The Braxton also's never eaten sushi.
True, or he gets California rules.
Yeah.
Braxton, how do you call a man Braxton?
Like, hey, Braxton.
I imagine fucking him.
Braxton, it feels so good.
I feel like it's like an instrument,
like the name of an instrument no one wanted to play
in like third grade.
I'm not blame the Braxton, it's all embarrassing.
Braxton sounds like a former birth control
that I forgot to take.
Oh, I forgot to take I forgot to eat my Braxton
If Braxton is in for you check with your physician may cause bleeding for seven days
May cause committed Braxton will accidentally hit your butthole during sex and try to do anal
Okay, so Braxton is
I was reading level four
Back to the point is, I was reading level four on fourth grade.
No, okay, we don't know this man, but honestly we're being so mean to him.
We don't like it is all true.
But Sophia's listening right now and she's like,
Sophia's like, he literally can't read.
We're about to pick sides.
No, we're about to.
It's like, what's going on?
Okay, so Braxton's dating Sophia,
they break up in May, immediately there after
there's rumors that he's like spotted out in Miami with Alex Earl.
Now, I feel like as women, every woman has been on both sides.
You've been the ex-girlfriend,
you've also been the new girlfriend.
What's Sofia being a brunette?
Wait, what's Sofia engaged in?
No.
What's Sofia being a brunette?
And then seeing your boyfriend go day-to-day blonde
with double-dee boobs, homicide for me.
It's homicide for me.
Like I would be,
This is our biggest nightmare.
This is my, no, literally.
If any boyfriend after me dates a blonde with double-dees,
it's like what you didn't like anything about me.
You ruined the whole species of brunette for him.
Yeah.
Or it's like he just wants the opposite to not remind him of you.
Braxton hates blondes.
No, we need Braxton on the top.
Is it Sofia, Sofia?
Sofia.
Sofia.
Braxton's date, the cheerleader, the blond cheerleader.
They don't date girls named Sofia Copa.
Braxton doesn't even eat Italian food.
Wait, I'm talking about crack, continue.
I'd love to know Braxton's mental name.
Like, it's imperative moving forward
that I find out what Braxton's mental name is.
Maybe I get something stupid, like, stream.
Like, seven.
Yeah, like, waterfall.
Okay, so they get seen out like this past week
and or whatever.
Sophia posted TikTok that is now deleted,
but the caption was like call me when the love bombing stops.
And it was like when he found his next supply.
Yes.
And so many people were commenting on Sophia's thing
being like you gotta get over it.
Like it's like get over it. It's like, get over it.
I felt bad for her because she's clearly going through
something.
She's not going through a normal breakup one
because it's public.
And two, he started dating the most famous girl.
21 year old, I'm taking her.
On TikTok, right?
But then I feel like Alex is going through her own journey, too.
Like obviously, she's probably got to deal with some of the Sophia stuff, like Alex is going through her own journey too. Like obviously she's probably got to deal with some of the
Sophia stuff, but she's going through her own journey.
She had posted a TikTok doing a Get Ready with me while she's
like staying with Braxton, throwing a dig at her ex-tiler
Wade saying, oh, I'm staying with this guy this weekend.
She doesn't say Braxton's name.
And I have to do a Get Ready with me.
And it's so nice to do one where he, like,
someone's not yelling at me while I do it.
Oh!
This is the thing,
the girlies are dealing with their traumas.
They're all just dealing with their own individual traumas.
My two cents, and we don't know Braxton.
No, we don't.
But let's say if he was a narcissist.
Mm-hmm.
As someone who has dated multiple narcissists,
I love a narcissist.
It's my canon event.
Yes, we'll go to the bathroom.
I don't know.
I don't know.
They're so charming.
They're night, they love Bamiu,
and I'm immediately like, finally,
this guy's on your bed, say.
So this guy's got a brain on him.
Especially when you're in the public eye. Once he starts losing control of you, Yeah, so this guy's got a brain
Once he starts losing control of you he then will bash you
To in the public like he will say things about you Mm-hmm
And once you can realize that you can't control what he does and what people think of you
That's the first step of healing and the second step is knowing that eventually
The next girl he's with will be commenting on your Instagrams
and being like, LOL, I'm so happy that I got through that.
But so, V and you have to find the girlfriend before her.
She's got to commiserate with whoever was before her.
With the Sophia thing, maybe she wants some attention,
like to get some followers from us.
So, V is also young too. Is she? Like, she's young, she's to get some followers from them. So she's also young too.
Is she?
Like she's young,
she's going through a very public breakup.
Like, okay, if I had a nickel for every time
I've seen someone post some dumb quote after a breakup.
Like, okay, she made a TikTok with like a cheeky
caption.
She could have done one calling him a narcissist
and having his next supply.
What, she was not in a good mood that moment.
She wasn't being her best self.
She chose violence.
She chose pure violence.
But for the people commenting, telling her,
like, don't be upset.
It's like, she's going through some shit.
No.
So I'm not picking sides, because I support women and me.
No, I support both of them.
I supported Alex more after she made the Tyler Wade comment,
because I was like, oh, she's got her own trauma
that she's dealing with.
And Sofia has her own trauma.
Also, that's a thing, like, it's hot girl summer.
Alex, for all we know, is just like,
I found this other former athlete who's probably
gonna fuck me over too, but in the moment I'm having fun,
something happened with his ex, I don't know,
but he's fun right now.
And I think, let's balance, you're 22,
that's how I thought too.
Everyone in the Hamptons after a couple drinks is fun too.
Like if I had a nickel for every drunk Hamptons night,
where I was like, I think that was my husband.
It wasn't, it was a literal toad on the side of the road.
My thing is I have more pride than Sophia,
where I would never let him know I'm hurting.
Never.
That's where I was like, okay know I'm hurting. Mm. Never.
That's where I was like, okay, we have to be a little more
Italian, babe.
Yeah.
Are you a culp?
Well, I tell Craig all the time, I'm like, if we break up,
you'll never know a single thing about me ever again.
How amazing.
Well, that's like, as Alillo, as you guys know,
like, once I'm done, I'm fucking done.
Yeah.
That's why I've never hooked up with an ex before,
because I'm actually like, so done,
but I love the like, I'm onto the next.
It's so good. She needs to be onto the next.
I can leave you. Go to Tyler Wade.
Go to Tyler Wade. Go to Tyler Wade.
Go to Tyler Wade.
Okay, I had a guy do that to me one time.
We broke up and I was like hooking up with some random person,
and this my ex was so distraught by it.
He found the guy I was hooking up
with ex-girlfriend and tried to date her.
When it's that obvious, I'm like, you're obsessed with me.
I was like, all I said to the general public,
which was my group chat of friends,
was if the roles were reversed,
you would all call me fucking crazy,
but because it's a guy doing it, you're like, he's going through something, like
he's like, what, it's not weird.
I was like, it's fucking weird.
Look, when you're dating the famous guys, when you're dating the athletes, a lot of them
are into themselves and they will say whatever they want.
And Narcissus is a strong word to use, but she clearly was very hurt by this man, and he's
not right for her.
And I hope that her healing has begun.
Yes.
Let's normalize, because narcissists is a very strong word.
Let's normalize that not everyone's a narcissist,
but most people are assholes.
I love that.
That's our mental health moment.
On my wedding day, I don't wanna say.
And Braxton, the moment I saw you,
unless you're a German shepherd,
I'm not confessing my luck to Braxton.
Because this is the fucked up thing.
Imagine the guy that you are getting over,
having to see him all over the internet.
It's really, really, really painful.
Yeah, I could not.
So I really hope that her mental health is okay.
Yeah.
And find a new man.
You're Sophia Copa, you're gorgeous.
No, just literally.
There's so, go.
Charlie Pooth, DM Sophia Copa.
Seriously, do you think Olivia could help her?
Like, get someone else.
I mean, there's, you know how many football players there are?
Not named for actually.
Yeah, I mean, honestly, this is just good. Ferver.
What is Ferver, man?
I don't know, but you know the one football player
that I do love.
Ducker, Eric Ducker.
No.
He's mine.
He's like a quarterback on a team.
And then you like Italian, want Jimmy Garapolo.
Okay, I love him.
I'm obsessed with him.
Not him.
I love him, but not him.
Oh, yeah. The other one that like, everyone's obsessed with him.
He wears like cool outfits.
Joe but no.
No. No.
No.
What?
Wait, Joe Burrow.
Joe Burrow.
Joe Buttons are rapper.
Yeah.
Joe Buttons sings that mean girl song.
Joseph Lee Burrow, so he definitely fought in the Civil War.
For sure.
His family came over on the fucking Mayflower.
He has a girlfriend.
And he's so nice.
He's from Iowa.
Yeah, I couldn't date him anyway, but I have a boyfriend,
so that's not surprisingly, it's not the reason I can't date him.
I can't date him because he's from Iowa.
I don't think they have air conditioning there. And he has a girlfriend.
Can I say something controversial?
I'd love it.
Since we're talking about sports.
A lot of gigglers are sending me the new Zendaya movie.
I am so upset about the new Zendaya movie.
Why?
It's the one where you see her having a threesome
with the Devil's guys.
The disrespect, this movie, has done towards the sport of tennis.
It starts off being like, she's the greatest player of all time.
And it shows her holding it, the first thing you learn in tennis is when you serve you
of a continental grip.
It's the most basic thing.
Yeah, we all knew it.
Even Paige has a fucking continental grip.
I mean, who does that?
Who does that?
She's holding it like a banana.
Like holding it, like imagine a baseball player
and you're holding it on the wrong opposite end.
Like that's how it looks to a tennis player.
She's holding it like she's never played tennis before.
And it looks like she's about to serve.
And they're like, she's the greatest tennis player
who ever lived.
And then they're showing her playing. Is it about some like is she pretending they're like, she's the greatest tennis player who ever lived, and then they're showing her playing.
Is it about some, like, is she pretending to be someone?
To be the greatest tennis player that ever,
like one of the greatest tennis players ever.
And I love a woman in sports video.
But like, for example, the King Richard video,
they got really top players to play the girls,
make sure the strokes were exactly like the women's sisters,
and they did the CGI
and all worked out.
Zendaya's out here, looking like she's playing pickleball.
Yeah, and they're like, she's the greatest.
She's ever holding a literal flash in China.
She's changing the world of tennis.
Yeah.
And I love, it's like I'm very mixed emotions
because I love Zendaya.
You love the women in the arts.
Don't give her two months of tennis lessons
and then think that she can represent
what quality tennis looks like.
I know.
Are you kidding?
I know, dare they.
Hey, I'm trying to find a comparison.
It's like a match.
There is none.
It's so high level, there's no comparison
to what they're doing.
But think of a comparison of a movie about fashion.
Yeah.
And all the clothes are garbage bags.
And they're like, this is the greatest outfits
we've ever seen.
It's like watching Barbie in her footbenz.
You're like in no situation.
They did this with the Kristen Dunn's Wimbledon movie.
Like, she literally looked like she,
you remember the back of the day?
And it looks like you can't watch it.
And I don't know if it's, I've always,
who is the movie about?
Who is she being?
I think it's a made up thing.
They're just like... If they're giving the whole like,
she's the top tennis player,
she has all these brand deals,
she's like gonna run the world, whatever.
And then watching her play tennis was so disrespectful.
Oh no.
Maybe Charlie can write a song about this.
Where do we go from here, Anna?
No, but it just like, what the fuck?
And then people are like, are you so excited?
I'm like, to watch my sport,
you just be disrespected on a global scale?
You know what it is?
Emotions are running high.
You know what it is?
You remember when Kendall Jenner did the ballet commercial
like 10 years ago and everyone like,
dreamed her out?
Cause she like vaguely. But like she wasn't even saying she was good at ballet
She just had a ballet outfit on it was making little movements and everyone was like
It's like a long time ago that was like a niche reference
I know I'm heated
Staying out of it. Look. It's like a literal yeah like a ballet movie
Yeah, and the people are literally just like flopping around. Yeah.
And they're like, she's the greatest who's ever done it.
Like shrimp carbaggio, just like laying on the ground.
You love a cold back. I love a back. I am.
So no, I'm not happy. So to answer the question, no one asked.
I have one. No, I'm not happy.
Then she breaks her leg.
Are you recording?
No one breaks their leg on the tennis court.
You spray an ankle, you tear your hair,
I see how you tear your leg.
Break your leg.
You're not-
The identity is wild.
No, and it's her like a bad day at a foreign,
and you just hear, first of all disgusting.
Second of all, no one in the history of tennis has broken
their leg like that.
It's almost like it's a parody of your sport.
And it's, I was like, is this an else's stage of my life?
Have you watched Black Mirror?
No, someone said it wasn't good.
But I guess it's more summer good, summer not.
You just have to pay really good.
I don't really have anything to compare it to
because I'd never watched it before.
Oh, I've watched random episodes.
I feel like some episodes are life changing
and some you're like, I want my money back.
Yeah, some of them are weird.
Now I'm like having trouble remembering,
like a little one.
They all kind of blur into the same one.
But what I did is I googled like top black mayor episodes
then I'd watch.
The scariest ones are like ones that you're like,
that's happening right now, actually.
Yeah, like social media type ones. Yeah, like everyone has, like if you needed to find anything out, if you're like, that's happening right now actually. Yeah, it's like social media type ones.
Yeah, like everyone has, like if you needed to find anything out,
if you want to just steal anyone's identity, it's like there.
Pretty easy.
Here's your stuff.
There was one about like, it tells you when you're going to meet your soulmate.
So you can go on dates and stuff, but like you have a timer.
So you know the person's not your soulmate.
Okay, that I wish was real.
But like imagine you're just, you're like, okay, so what do I do?
I feel like I have that built in at home.
My parents are like, not time yet.
Nope, not him.
We'll get back to you, but probably not.
We're gonna outsource that.
We're gonna circle back around on that one,
out of office, till further notice,
but we'll get back to you.
Can I watch last night?
The idol.
Okay, I started the first episode.
People are up in arms.
Oh yeah, everyone has a very strong opinion about it.
Why are people so peeled?
Well, there's like drama behind it, apparently.
It was made by like a female director.
Then the weekend does not support women in the arts,
fired her and reshot it from like his perspective.
Is it his show?
I think it is.
Okay.
But it was interesting, like, everyone's like,
put out the other version.
I want to know what it looked like
from a female director.
Yeah.
So basically, like, it was about,
it's about, you know, industry.
The industry and like, taking advantage of like,
women's sexuality, but then they're like,
but then you make a show that's doing exactly that.
But is that just meta?
I thought the filming is very cool.
I thought the filming is cool.
I thought the filming was great. The thought that was a bit too great.
That Lily Rose depth.
I'm not as met, I'm at it her.
Why?
Because where has she been?
Well, she's literally four, so.
Is she young?
She's been growing up.
Is she young?
She's young.
I think she's only like early 20s.
She's an example of a NEPO baby who I'm like.
Great branding.
No one ever calls her a nippo baby.
Well, they did call a nippo baby
because I think she walked in the Chanel show at 5'2."
Yep.
But this is one of those things where I'm like,
I wanna hire Johnny Depp's daughter
to play the star role of the show.
She is so unique looking and gorgeous.
And I almost feel like her, Emma Chamberlain.
She's 24.
Give me another like, Gen Zier.
Um, me, her, Emma Chamberlain.
Okay, you're a great example.
Lily Rose Dapp, what are all three of these people
having common?
Lily Rose Dapp, gorgeous.
Hannah Berner and Emma Chamberlain.
They say Sle.
I think unique, normal, like everyone's unique, normal girl,
pretty, no plastic surgery. Not too pretty. Oh. Like Lily Rose-depp, I don't think she's
had worked on. But she looks unique. She's actually looking. With the lighting, the outfits,
I literally was like, she's the coolest girl I've ever seen. I think she's the hottest girl ever.
Like, when she was wearing her outfits,
I was like, how are you that tiny,
but have like that great of tits?
I literally was screenshotting,
the, and I was like, this is what I want.
I do so look like.
Also, when she was doing the dancing in the beginning.
I was like, she's great.
That dancing, I respect.
Right.
Yeah.
Because it was good.
Right, because they actually got into it.
They brought it up.
It's like doing a whole boxing movie just slapping the whole time.
What the fuck is going on today?
No, I got that.
It's like you're fulking.
Do you know who's making the movie?
Like I was like two upside.
Yeah, you could have eaten it.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I don't want to know in the hell.
I'm not going to see it.
Yeah.
Because no one's going to watch that and be like, wow, women are really athletic.
They're gonna be like, wow, you can barely hit a ball
and you can become the greatest tennis player
in the fucking world.
And broke your leg.
So also the idol was like sexual.
Like I was very sexual.
Well, isn't he a cult leader?
I haven't gotten past that.
I've got into it, but he's crazy.
There was some unrealistic stuff in the first episode.
Like, like he's a club owner, gets on a mic
and was like, that's Jocelyn, the most famous girl
in the world, I'm gonna go dance with you,
goes right up to her and then basically
they're like making out and falling love.
In no situation, everyone knows club etiquette
and that would happen.
She wouldn't gotten past security.
What about the part where he like,
like, she goes to her house and he puts that thing
over her face and then, like, cuts so she can breathe?
The only thing that would make it realistic
is if he was the actual weekend.
Like, then I'd be like, okay, she'd let him do that.
Like, no one's ever gonna let a random club promoter
choke me to death.
That's her fun, Ziz.
I wouldn't do anything with a clubbing.
And he has a rat tail.
And they joke, like, you have a rat tail, and I'm like, it's not fun things. I wouldn't do anything with a club. And he has a rat tail. And they joke like you have a rat tail,
and I'm like, it's not a joke.
It's not a joke.
It's not a joke.
I'm like, it's almost like when I saw that guy on the plane.
We never told them that was during a live show.
We have to tell them what you did.
OK, let me just set the scene for you.
If you're with your friend and you see a hot guy
in the vicinity of anywhere,
you're gonna look at your friend and be like,
check out that hot guy.
Clock him.
Yeah, of course.
So Hannah and I are on a plane,
we're sitting next to each other.
I see this guy get onto the plane
and like my first instinct to like look at him was like,
oh, he's kind of good looking.
So I look at Hannah to them and then I look back at the guy like signaling to her, look at him was like, oh, he's kind of good looking. So I look at Hannah to them, and then I look back at the guy,
like signaling to her, look at this guy.
As this guy is coming to the seat
to sit directly in front of us,
I don't see him, I only see him head on,
Hannah sees side profile.
What do I say to you?
He had a man bun.
Without any words being spoken,
we both spot the man bun.
Not even a man bun, It was like a man...
Pony.
Pony but like...
You look like a... like a Chihuahua dog.
Like short hair pony.
And Hannah looks at me and she says,
Baby, you're going through something. Do you want to talk about it?
You're in a really weird place.
You must be in a weird place.
But at the time you didn't see it.
And you look again.
You look at me. You start dying. His thing is poking middle of the day. You didn't see it. And you look again, you look at me,
you start dying, his thing is poking out from the back.
And that is like magician.
Like you see the front and you're like, he's hot,
you see the back and you're like, I've been bamboozled.
It was such a bad switch.
I was like, we were rooting for you.
We were all rooting for you.
No, I literally was like, how dark is it right now for you
that you were like, what would it be like to fuck a guy with a rat tail?
I could never.
But you know like airport sexual tension.
Everyone in the airport could be my boyfriend.
The funniest thing though about the idol, which I'm gonna continue watching,
people keep posting like, why am I watching?
Like, people are hate watching, but like, I'm enjoying it, the actors are good.
I don't think it's that. I feel like I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I watching, but I'm enjoying it, the actors are good. I don't think it's that. I feel like I'm a large fan.
Way worse.
We watch way worse.
Like, today I've watched way worse stuff.
I do recommend if you're into religious cult documentary.
It's like a documentary.
It's like a documentary.
And also the weekend, the show's for you.
The shiny happy people on Amazon.
I realized that I couldn't get through it
because I actually, I knew I accidentally was watching
the last episode over and over again.
And I was like, this show does not mean.
Wait, how many episodes did you skip?
Episode four.
And I kept watching it.
And I was like, there's no back story.
I mean, these characters, this was shot horribly.
It was like it's so bad that I'm gonna watch it.
It was the same people that made this a day a movie.
So make sure.
You're like these people are idiots.
I picture a click episode.
I will show you.
You're just my skipped right episode.
Yeah, so I was like, I don't, but I know contact.
You know contact.
I was like, there's, how they started at the climax. I was like, there's no leader. I was like, I should start I don't contact I was like there's how they started at the climax
I was like there's no leader like I should start a production company. I know more. Yes
And then I highly recommend we pass on it's called
Like the gigas have too many decorators to get through my job is to vet
I just wanted
I'm expecting you to say like, we're passing on Zendaya.
We're passing on, it's called Take Care of Maya, probably by the people who made the Zendaya
movie and shiny her people at the so-for and the week end.
We're passing on Maya.
Because it's the saddest story of a mom and her daughter and people are like, it's so good.
Not if you want to ruin your week.
I was like, I wasn't such a daughter.
If you want to jumpstart your depression
and sometimes we all need that, this is great.
And I hate to say like, I could watch something
where a woman gets cut into 82 pieces
and I'm like, interesting, fascinating.
Let's get to the bottom of this.
This thing about a mom and her daughter.
Absolutely not.
It was too much for you.
It was too much, I. It was too much.
I, that's where I draw the line.
Okay.
So don't watch that unless you love sad shit.
Well, thank you so much for,
Yeah, thank you.
We really good love this episode.
Thank you.
And I'll see you guys in, where am I next?
Oh, I'm New York City on Thursday, but.
Oh, fuck yeah, go now, go badgers.
Go badgers, love you guys.
Bye.
to the other side but-
Oh, fuck yeah, go mad jerseys.
Go mad jerse, love you guys, bye!