Giggly Squad - Giggling about Braxton, Charlie, and Zendaya

Episode Date: June 27, 2023

Hannah finally reveals the celeb who DMed her. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm in the day just got away from me. Look at you pulling up from beach news. Okay, prepared. I was so many things I want to talk to you. Really? Yeah. Really just one. Drunk. You'd like that wouldn't you? You'd like if I really just won. Drunk. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:27 You'd like that, wouldn't you? You'd like if I had a problem. No, you just aren't such a good mood. Like you're so lame. Oh my God. How depressed am I usually? How bitchy? No, she's not seen. And like in a very happy goofy mood.
Starting point is 00:00:41 She seems like she's in a nice even keel, happy mood. Are you a hot and pleasant? Am I usually? No, you can't flip it to me personally. I'm not on the spot. I'm not on the spot. Go ahead. Hello.
Starting point is 00:00:53 How convenient. Hello, my graded cheese gigglers. Yes. Paige is back from Italy and she's a new person. She is so privileged. Pillar of the health community. A pillar of positivity. And non-toxic positivity, like real positivity.
Starting point is 00:01:09 Do you wanna know what I, first of all, I'm not drunk, but I'm probably a little loopy because I've been up since four AM. Oh, wait, you're jet lag, that's what's going on. I'm fully jet lagged. That's what's going on. I know you so well, I just knew some... No, I'm not right.
Starting point is 00:01:22 Something wasn't connected. I woke up and I made a smoothie. Got my Nutrible it out from Retire Man. That I didn't even remember I had, that I bought six years ago, threw some fucking berries in there, did a yoga flow. No, you didn't.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Folded my laundry, called my mom. And I was a full dad today. I put in a full day before you even woke up. And I've been waiting to say that to anyone today. And then right after they tell you that, they take a nap. I'm like, dad, well, you're sleeping from 10 a.m. to four. Literally, my dad goes, this is about at 8 p.m.
Starting point is 00:02:01 I'm like, so did you do more? My dad wakes everyone up at 7 a.m. and then he sleeps the entire day. You know how you always see like TikToks or whatever, are you hear stories of like people's parents on vacation and like how annoying the dads are in the morning? I never had that kind of dad. Like I, we didn't go on vacation and like,
Starting point is 00:02:19 I don't ever remember like waking up early and like going and doing activities. Something came over my father. This trip, that every single night at dinner, it was the same conversation. So is anyone gonna wake up tomorrow for breakfast? This man was going to breakfast at 7 a.m. 7 a.m.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Also like when did this become a military outing? I texted him this morning. While we were all on jet lag at 5am, and I said, anyone ready for breakfast? You mother of a buggler? But the thing is, if I'm gonna get up for breakfast early, it will be on vacation when they have, like, really dope breakfast.
Starting point is 00:02:56 Yeah, Italy, like, doesn't really do breakfast. Like, they freak out when it comes to breakfast. No, Italy serves dessert and calls it breakfast. They go, here's a cake. Yeah, they're like, they don't know what's happening. But then I feel like they also try and cater to like Americans, so they're like, preshudo?
Starting point is 00:03:13 Like, it's kind of like bacon. I'm like, I don't know if I want that though, syrup. But, you know, so the breakfast is trash. I think in Italy, nothing in Italy is trash. But I think the breakfast is not like the highest on my list. No. And then they would bring you coffee in like little coffee pots. Okay, everyone would get their own little coffee pot.
Starting point is 00:03:34 And I would say that there's like six to seven cups in that pot. We would go down to meet my dad in the morning and he'd be two pots deep. This man would be 14 cups of coffee in. He would have scaled the perimeter twice, made sure everything was okay, and then we could go to the pool.
Starting point is 00:03:54 I felt like my dad had turned into Will Farrell during that kicking and screaming movie. Like he had like got two Italians on the team and then he's like obsessed with the espresso. Like the man's never had a espresso and if you refused it, it was like you put Italians on the team and then he's like obsessed with the espresso. Like the man's never had a espresso. And if you refused it, it was like you put shame on his family. I was like, this is the first time
Starting point is 00:04:10 you've ever fucking heard it. I can't handle that. You today, you were iconic. And every single word also, I think it's my tan. I feel different. True, I looked in the mirror today because I went outside for like 15 minutes in Louisville.
Starting point is 00:04:22 It was pretty much like your time. Is that why you're wearing what you're wearing? I am wearing a hunting outfit, a camel outfit. Are you laughing? No. Oh, now you're in the pod. No, no, no, no, you want to be on the bottle. I am wearing camo in an ironic way.
Starting point is 00:04:35 Okay. Because when a New Yorker girl wears camo, she's silly, she's artsy. She's quirky. But then I have people in my dams being like, you just look like my neighbor. Go badgers. Go badgers. It's all like it. But then I have people in my dams being like, you just look like my neighbor. Go badgers. Go badgers.
Starting point is 00:04:47 It's all like it. But I like it. I think it's a, and also people say like, I get hired. You can hide. Where would one buy a shirt like that? My Amazon storefront. I knew you were going to say it. Amazon storefront.
Starting point is 00:05:02 My Amazon storefront. My Amazon storefront. My Amazon storefront. I actually had a meeting today at Amazon. Not only did we ban your storefront, but. Did they ask it, Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront.
Starting point is 00:05:10 My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront.
Starting point is 00:05:18 My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Storefront. My Amazon Store it. It was half negative. Give me an example of a storefront that is not good for the community. What's watering down the Amazon brand?
Starting point is 00:05:33 Which creators should we change their password to ASAP? 404, page not found. In this meeting and we're talking about like ideas and what we can do next and what like, how are we growing the Amazon? Like, what are we doing, blah, blah, blah? Cause you're fully the COO. I literally, the CFO is chief fashion officer. I was on dial, Jeff, and like, I need to have some. But so we're talking and I was like, wow, like my friend Hannah and I,
Starting point is 00:05:59 and like I always say that, but everyone knows. And I'm like, I really think there's an opportunity to do something really funny with Hannah because she has a storefront. And I just paused for everyone's reactions. I was like, no, I know. She has a storefront. But it's totally different.
Starting point is 00:06:14 The mind is totally different. Like, it's her own just passion project. Your storefront is so you. You're so slow. So the last time you looked at it, I updated it recently. I actually looked at it not too long ago, and I bought something from it.
Starting point is 00:06:26 I needed something for our podcast thing. Thank you for those seven cents. Yeah. Drink something me tonight. Yeah. Speaking of dad's vacation, I'm not done. You saw the TikTok trend of every dad on vacation where they have nothing with them, not a bag,
Starting point is 00:06:43 maybe holding the mom's purse but then the same like new balance sneakers. And the same shorts, where did they get these Kagge shorts? There's a dad store somewhere that they're like, I feel like it's like when you get older and you get like an AARP in the mail, there's some point in their 40s where it's like here's the short store.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Yeah, and I think their wives just give up on them. At that point. At that point, yeah. I also, what's it called? The hats that everyone's wearing ironically. It's called like bass. Bass pro-shop. Bass pro-shop.
Starting point is 00:07:19 I didn't know it was a real store. Yeah, that's it. I went to Oklahoma and there was a bass pro-shop. I've never seen one in the flash. I saw it. It was huge. And, that's it. I went to Oklahoma and there was a Bass Pro Shop. I never seen one in the flash. I saw it. It was huge. And someone was like, do you want to go in?
Starting point is 00:07:29 And they were like, they have guns. And I was like, what? And then I thought it would be so funny to like vlog me going into a Bass Pro Shop being like, do you have a baby bluer revolver and ask me about the gun? No, the South is different. It's so different. One time, I wasn't even in the South. I was in Delaware. But it might as well be the South is different. It's so different. One time, I wasn't even in the South.
Starting point is 00:07:45 I was in Delaware, but it might as well be the South. I walked into a grocery store. There was people standing next to me. Hannah, gun to my head. If you asked me, what did they just have a conversation about? I would have died right then and there. It was, I looked at Craig and I was like, it was that.
Starting point is 00:08:04 What did they just say? Could he understand that? He understood them perfectly. He spoke Delawareian. But he was around Thanksgiving and they were talking about, they won't open their mouth. Okay, that's what it is. It's one syllable the whole time.
Starting point is 00:08:19 It's monotone, but their mouth stays the same. And it was about deep frying turkeys. And I said, well, if actually we do fry turkeys, you can actually just take a hanger and hit stick it up there. You don't have to buy all the contraption. And I was like, what? Also everyone in the South sounds like they're blackout.
Starting point is 00:08:33 Yes. Because I went to Louisville. Yep. It's not Louisville. Okay. It's not Louisville. You have to say Louisville. Louisville.
Starting point is 00:08:41 Louisville. And I'm like, guys, I can't do that. And they were like, pretend you have like 10 grapes in your mouth and you're blackout. And I was like, oh, they were like perfect. And I'm like guys I can't do that and they were like pretend you have like 10 grapes in your mouth and your blackout And I was like whoa, they were like perfect. So I'm like nailed it But then I was saying at my show I got off the plane and I was in Kentucky and I saw you can't say Kentucky fried chicken It's called KFC, but I saw a KFC in Kentucky in its home state. I felt like I was in Paris looking at the Louvre
Starting point is 00:09:04 Yes, and I was looking Paris looking at the Louvre. Yes. And I was looking around him like, is anyone else admiring? I'm so glad. Oh my God, Hannah, we're so so glad to go because I'm so glad that you're telling this story, that you were having an appreciation for culture
Starting point is 00:09:20 of America's best fast food change. Thank you. Because all while I'm in Europe, I kept saying, what day are we gonna get McDonald's? Anyone wanna get McDonald's? And everyone looked at me like I was absolutely out of my tray. I'm in Spain, okay?
Starting point is 00:09:36 And me and Craig have to go to this dinner. I like filmed this show in Spain. I'll tell the gigglers, like when it all comes out, well whatever, it was really fun. And it was the guy that was the hostiggler, it's like when it all comes out, but whatever, it was really fun and it was the guy that was the host of it, it was this Italian hairstylist. Didn't speak a lick of English. Did they warn you?
Starting point is 00:09:51 I mean, he did speak English, but like, I, there was a lot of head nodding coming from my area, but I went out to dinner with him the night before and it was very traditional Spain foods. And I'm gonna try it all. Okay, I'm gonna put it in my mouth. I'm gonna try it all. I'm gonna tell you I love it.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Yes. Because I'm also like working for this guy the next day. What I'm gonna say like the dinner he brought me to and he's raving about. He's like, this is the best thing you could ever eat. They do tapas, right? They do tapas. It was a very fish centric meal.
Starting point is 00:10:26 Do you like fish? I like it cooked. I sure do. Hannah, I had shrimp carpaccio. Yeah. They take shrimp, they hammer it. They flatten it out nice. Make it look really pretty.
Starting point is 00:10:40 Flush. Looks like literal flesh. Like sea mint. I had to put it on bread and eat it. And smile. I had to put it on bread and eat it. And smile. I had to put it on bread, eat it and smile. I immediately got back to my hotel room and ordered McDonald's like a normal fucking person.
Starting point is 00:10:53 When you're so happy, doesn't speak English, so he can't listen to this by chance. He's not as good as mine. Again, that's one of those fancy foods that I'm like, I can make that. Like I can make that. If I come to your house in the Hampton's this summer and you're serving up shrimp carpaccio, I'll lose it.
Starting point is 00:11:11 I'll literally lose my mind. Did you ask what things were? You were just like, oh I know. After the second course, I thought it best not to. Because I, as this man's talking, I'm trying not to vomit because you know I have my vomit. And then I'm pushing things Craig had because you know I have my like my vomit. And then I'm pushing things Craig had to eat double to not insult this guy. He liked some of it.
Starting point is 00:11:31 But I could seem sweating like he's sweating but he's has to eat what's on my plate because he knows all throw up right at the table. Don't tempt me with a good time. So a lot of things happen. Carpaccio sounds like a cute pet name. Carpaccio? Wait. Is that my cat's name? Carpaccio? I think Pesto. Oh, that is cute.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Carpaccio also sounds like it is a mafia boss, like Mr. Carpaccio. You know, you have to say like that though. Wait, so did you have any run-ins with the mafia? And we can make that joke because we are Italian. And she did have run-ins with the mafia. And we can make that joke because we are Italian. And she did have run-ins with the mafia. Did I have any run-ins? Not that I was aware of.
Starting point is 00:12:12 You know when you spend a lot of time with people on vacation, certain quirks start to come out. And I was afraid for my family to see all of Craig's quirks. But one of them is that he thinks that he will be asked to be in the CIA at some point in his lifetime. It's the same with like he's landing the plane. He's killing a shark, he's landing the plane, he's also gonna be in the CIA.
Starting point is 00:12:33 So that's just something I live with on my day to day basis, updating him. I just like, but like what if he's a master manifesto and it's gonna happen? Cause he's manifesting. He's manifesting. And I've pointed out all the reasons on why that's not gonna happen to him.
Starting point is 00:12:48 Okay, and I'm like, you have the biggest mouth ever. You would tell everyone you're in the CIA, and he was like, but that's the perfect cover up. Like if I'm talking about it, no one's gonna think I'm in the CIA. So I'm just gonna see my son in charge and be like, no one would think this guy would be. And that delusion has carried on over to me
Starting point is 00:13:03 that I think on every vacation I'm going to get involved with like a huge cartel or the mafia. Like I'm just waiting for them to come up to me and be like, you're now a part of our cult. Well, because you know, you thought you were gonna get kidnapped and I realized, no, no, no, I'm the kidnapper. I'm the kidnapper.
Starting point is 00:13:20 I'm not the kidnappy. In Italy, I'm the kidnapper. You saw that documentary about the girl who accidentally ended up going to jail for drug trafficking. That's a pretty big fear of mine. I guess, are you like me every time I walk through any security of any kind, especially the airport?
Starting point is 00:13:42 I'm like, do I have cocaine in my pussy? No, you literally incur get the same. No, they'll look at me in a type of way and I'm like, do I have cocaine in my pussy? No, you literally, you and Carg are the same. No, like they'll look at me in a type of way and I'm like, oh, they know. They know. Can I tell you a crazy thing that happened to me at TSA, leaving fucking Spain? What?
Starting point is 00:13:55 It's early in the morning. Okay, we're going through security at like 8 a.m. I'm going through, I get through, my bags come through, everything's great and he's like, I have to go through'm going through. I get through. My bag's come through. Everything's great. And he's like, I have to go through your bag again. Okay, great. I have nothing in there.
Starting point is 00:14:10 I had, I think I had a weed pen in there, but I'm not even thinking. I'm not even worried about it. Like, I've got my cover story. It's nicotine. Like, I'm cool. The guy that's doing the TSA, now Craig gets through, now other people behind me, they get through,
Starting point is 00:14:25 they're going, he leaves, he's like, I'll be right back. And I'm like, where is this fucking guy going? He goes and gets two police officers, okay. Now I'm starting, now I'm starting to like, sweat a little. And I'm like looking around like, what's going on? Is Craig freaking out, Craig's calm, cool, and collected? I didn't know underneath. He's having a full panic attack
Starting point is 00:14:47 because he also thinks it's the weed in my bag. But in my head, I'm like, there's no way they're bringing two officers. I'm googling like, but you never know overseas. You never know. Bernie Griner was put in for less. I'm literally like, oh my God, I manifested that.
Starting point is 00:15:01 Like I'm going to be like, we all need to be so nervous. We have to switch her. It's all invigated. And like do they serve shrimp carbaggio in jail here? What is the jail food in Spain? So I'm freaking out. I'm like I, like just like breathe, breathe. So then Craig asked the officer like what's going on?
Starting point is 00:15:21 And he said can Craig speak Spanish? No. So he's asking me officer what's going on? The officer was can Craig Suke's vanish? No. So he's asking me, Officer, what's going on? The officers are like, oh, they detected a chemical. Like they're just doing another check. They take my passport, they run my stuff to see if I'm on like edge-like- You're untie-se pre.
Starting point is 00:15:37 I'm like, I'm literally clear in America. Are you guys don't have it? I have clear. I'm global entry. I think my DH gate bag had some crazy chemicals on it and they thought I was making a bomb. Because they were, they didn't even look, they didn't even go in my bag.
Starting point is 00:15:56 They took nothing out of my bag. I could see my weed pen. The guy, like, looked at it, didn't. He's rubbing all these, like, swabs on my bag. I was this close to being like, is DHHGate? A DHHGate. All the girlies are around you and you're like, I know, I know.
Starting point is 00:16:10 And it's embarrassing too. This is hilarious because you told me you did a DHHGate haul. Yeah. If you don't know what DHHGate is, it's where we get our fake shit. Let's go straight to jail after saying this. We'll literally. It's very high quality. And highly illegal.
Starting point is 00:16:28 You live on the edge. It's like millennial women's lime wire. It's a fully lime wire. You're like everyone does it, but anyone can go to jail at any point. And we're just waiting. Like who is getting an officer at that time? So they're crazy. So they're checking the back and you're just like,
Starting point is 00:16:45 there was no other explanation. There was no, they kept saying a chemical, but then they did my hands and I didn't have the, no chemicals came up on my hands. I feel like Craig was low key jealous that you seemed like a spy. I was like, well, obviously they're checking all of my stuff because I have secrets from the government and they know it.
Starting point is 00:17:05 And he's like, that's no true. Wait, how jealous would he be if you got the call? To be a spy. Yeah, it would be like Mr. and Mrs. Smith, except only Mrs. Smith is the... That'd be all you do. Yeah, yeah. I'd have to literally use my child.
Starting point is 00:17:19 I'd have to say, you're also a spy too, you can come. Watch Mommy work. But I really feel like you look like a spy. Every spy movie, it's always like the seductive. Yeah, she's mysterious. Tiny. If I could speak another language. Oh my God, spy.
Starting point is 00:17:34 That's why I'm like a little annoyed with this. Like, he can speak Mandarin, he speaks Gaelic, he speaks English. Why can he speak Spanish? Well, you can't speak anything, but your math he doesn't know a fourth language. It's literally a most fever. It's the most besides Mandarin. It's the most spoken language I feel like. I mean, I'm probably making that up,
Starting point is 00:17:54 but like, there's many times when I'm like, you don't fucking know Spanish. That's like high school shit. Right. I mean, I don't know. I took eight years of it. I didn't say one thing. I think I'm delusional.
Starting point is 00:18:04 Like, I think I know Spanish. I know. I've been to say one thing. I like think I'm delusional. Like I think I know Spanish. I know. And then I always crack under pressure. Like I'll know more. Yeah, because you don't know Spanish. That's what I'm like. I know the words. And then they'll start talking to me.
Starting point is 00:18:17 And I will full ghost Spanish every time. I'll be like, yo, don't know what's going on. When we were in Spain, Craig would add one Spanish word into an English sentence. He's like, don't day back room. I'm like that. That you're not speaking Spanish. But did you see Hilaria Baldwin?
Starting point is 00:18:37 In Spain. I saw her family. You saw her family. And they had a Boston accent. I'm like, is there anything else we need to know from your amazing Italian vacation? I was imploded at all. I didn't bloat one time. I have diarrhea.
Starting point is 00:18:53 No, I was... Did you puke? I pukeed once. But that's because I was drinking. But I got home immediate bloating. I didn't even... It was like my body was like, oh, we're back in New York, let's bloat. And I, yesterday, I'm not kidding,
Starting point is 00:19:09 I took a pregnancy test. I was like, I got home and the baby's dropped. Like, there's no way that this is just me bloating. Craig was concerned. He kept coming up and poking my stomach. He's like, this isn't normal. And I was like, no, this is just like being a girl. So you're at the point now where you'll show him the full bloat. No, I had it was low rise pajama pants crop top Belly out. I was in such pain. I was also holding my stomach
Starting point is 00:19:38 Baby it does make you feel better with the boat when you're like well, I love this child I'm really kept looking at myself in the mirror and I was like, wait, but how fucking cute of my pregnant. He's like, it's not funny. I was like, at your ball. I did start to think like, okay, if this pregnancy test comes up positive, my first thought was, am I gonna tell my mom? And then I was like, I'm 30.
Starting point is 00:20:01 I'm 30. No, you are a child. And no, I wouldn't tell my friend. You're a child, Brad. Speaking of babies. Courtney Kardashian is having another baby, and I'm so happy, because what does the world need but another Kardashian?
Starting point is 00:20:16 100%. And I have to make an announcement. You know, I've never, ever fully watched the Kardashians from the beginning of a season to the end. It'll always be on. Okay. But I've never been like, I'm watching this show. I'll watch parts of it.
Starting point is 00:20:31 I've never committed to watching the Kardashians. I don't know what, why. I think I'm gonna commit and watch this season coming up. Cause I feel like there's like real drama between Kim Courtney. I think I've watched every single episode of every single season. How do you think this next season is gonna be? I'm watching, I'm currently watching this season.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Oh, is it already out? Yeah. Yeah. You're doing great so far. You're doing literally amazing. I'm like, I am going to commit my life to this example. When is it over? When is it over?
Starting point is 00:21:03 I think we're six episodes a day. Is it good? It's good. They like drag out a lot of their stuff and I just like looking at them. It's funny to watch the reality show because obviously like we know how like things are made in reality TV and like how like,
Starting point is 00:21:20 like okay, like came out to lunch with Scott and the conversation was 20 seconds. They said three things to each other. It was like, that was a scene that they dragged out into like two minutes and it was like nothing happened there. They drag a lot of stuff out. Honestly, if you're really gonna try and commit, I would go when they're in their first house.
Starting point is 00:21:41 Like the first couple seasons. That's the best. Yeah, there are a few. Is there actual beef between Kim and Courtney right now. Or is it not really? I think it's over now, but there is legitimate beef. Like they weren't speaking. So the drama is, so Courtney and Travis did their wedding
Starting point is 00:21:55 and it was all Dulce and Gabana like sponsor. Like they made her dress. They did all the stuff and it was a Dulce and Gabana wedding. Six months after that, Dulce and Gabana asked Kim to be the creative director of their next runway show, pull all the looks she wanted, and basically walk down the runway after the show. I put all the looks together.
Starting point is 00:22:15 Courtney thought that it was too soon after her wedding, and that Kim was taking the spotlight of having this Dolce and Gabana moment. But Kim was like, this is too good of an opportunity to say no to them. Like I've wanted to do this my whole life. I'm the curator of their fashion show. Like no one gets to do that.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Yeah, it's like weird sister competitiveness. Very weird sister competitiveness. Also like, there's a little birdie that reached out to us. Yes. That's Kim is a good girl. That said that Kim may listen to this podcast. Kim would know who we were if someone showed a picture
Starting point is 00:22:51 and also said a lot of things about us. And then it would maybe possibly potentially click. This is a Kimberly Noel Kardashian. But I feel like to any hot sauce, we never we all we're never below the belt because everyone is human We're never below the belt and also what if we meet them Think I'm gonna talk about emrata. That's your best friend. Why would I do that? Did you see her looking amazing in her Jack Ma look? You say Jack moose Jack
Starting point is 00:23:24 Jermon is you want to shake my what? Stunning. Yeah, can you say, Jack News? Jack News? Jermal? Jermal, Jermal, what? It's stunning. Yeah, she looks great. Did you text her? I'm DM. You're still, I feel like, you think I'm cheating on you right now.
Starting point is 00:23:38 You're like, you're like, you're doing drugs. Well, you are, it's not, I think. She looks just like you. I get you guys confused sometimes. Also, I feel like I should drop some... I feel like I should finally drop the tea of the celebrity. Who, DM me? Do you think... Do you want to ruin your marriage? No, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:23:52 Just notes. Are you trying to get divorced? No. You know what? Actually, have you ever tell des that like when that happened that I was like... So what are we doing? For people that don't know, it was the day before I was going to my bachelor at party. I was sitting on the couch, I got a DM, I message page, page goes, where do I hide the body?
Starting point is 00:24:15 Yeah, like what do we do? She was like, let's be honest. Whatever you're down for, I'm down for. I'm down for. So when I first said this on the pod, I didn't want to say anything because whatever. But like now it's like past like no one cares. And the giglers all figured it out.
Starting point is 00:24:30 Yeah. And I don't follow him. Yep. I don't think he follows me. Yeah. I don't know how the fuck they know, but they knew. And they asked us at like two live shows. So I feel like I can't tell some giglers
Starting point is 00:24:41 about the other giglers. We were showing favorite tests on. The guy who DM me before my bad trip party was Charlie Booth and he wrote, I like you. You wanna know something? I kind of love that as a opener. Yeah, because if you're opening line to me is like, hey, what's up?
Starting point is 00:25:04 Next, like I'm probably the only time. Oh yeah, that means I have to put in work. I'm like, I don't know, I'm sorry, but yeah. Like if someone de-aimed to me, I was like, we're dating. I'd be like, all right. So the funniest thing about it is that both our moms are obsessed with Charlie Pooth. Yes.
Starting point is 00:25:17 And I didn't know this. I told my mom and she was like, he has perfect pitch. My mom's so I'm in one interview. I was like, he just seems so nice. He does seem nice. I'm like, mom, that's perfect pitch. My mom saw him in one interview. I was like, he just seemed so nice. He does seem nice. I'm like, mom, that's good PR. Wouldn't, not my traditional type. No.
Starting point is 00:25:32 I'm gonna be honest. I can't picture what he looks like. I'm gonna be honest. I can't picture what he looks like. He has this thing on his eyebrow. I gotta pull it up because for whatever reason. I gotta pull it up because for whatever reason. I think it's a scar, which can take a guy from a six to a 10 if you have a scar on your face
Starting point is 00:25:47 Because it means you've seen some shit and you've been through adversity But I just took it as a compliment from an artist seeing another artist. I think he was saying he likes my work Yeah, he was basically like you're a woman in the arts and I respect it. Yes, I never I don't you never even opened it never opened it Wow, but I want to say publicly Charlie, thank you, but I am a taken woman Charlie even though I'm not available Both our mothers want to fuck you. Yeah, no my mom thinks that he would be a great husband never met him Doesn't know my mom's obsessed with Charlie booth. Sorry not to blow up your spot, but page pooth is kind of a dynamite name. Pige pooth?
Starting point is 00:26:26 What if you end up with Charlie Pooth? I don't think I will, but... You literally never know. I might move to Italy and sell lemons on the side of the street. We thought about it. That's like where I'm at. I will jump on some grapes in Italy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Oh my god, did you see all the Alex or all staff? So I go to the J-law premiere, right? Yes. With the movie. I'm saying there, I sit down. Okay, oh, this is such a good celebrity. Gossip this episode. I sit down with my mom, adorable. Pilot Peats right there. Okay. I'm actually so weird with famous people. Like, I don't know how to act. Yeah. And I like, oh, I never am cool. It's like, hey, I like your show. Yeah. I'm like Like I don't know how to act. And I like, I never am cool, just like, hey, I like your show. I'm like, I don't know, I didn't watch it.
Starting point is 00:27:10 But I don't know who Pilepete is. He's sitting next to another guy who I didn't know, but I think it's on the bachelor. And the guy goes, oh, you're comedian on TikTok. And I was like, thanks. And then Pilepete is asking me questions about comedy. And I see Pilepete and I are like besties. And I'm like, come watch that Charlie Poo.
Starting point is 00:27:28 So about pilot Pete. He kind of reminded me of Craig a little bit, pilot Pete. But like, he talked not stop. He was chatty, he was very nice. Chatty. Not southern. Like Craig, if he wasn't southern. They both have a good head of hair.
Starting point is 00:27:40 They're more sweet with a good head of hair. I don't know. Anyway, he's giving me like, like, pilot crag. Yeah. If crag could fly a plane. If crag, in fact, could land the hijacked plane. So my mom's text me. She goes, that guy's on the bachelor.
Starting point is 00:27:54 I'm like, I know bitch. I'm in a full, like I'm fully acting at this point. Mm-hmm. Then someone text me, oh, Ali Shapiro. Jill's there in Storter. Yeah. She comes and she goes, Hannah, how are you? I'm gonna see you in the hamps and you'll sell mine. You have to do that place when you're talking. And I was like, Jill's there in Storter. Yeah, she comes and she goes, Hannah, how are you? I'm gonna see you in the hampsons this summer.
Starting point is 00:28:05 You have to do that place when you're talking. And I was like, Jill, where you been? Yes. Where's Jill, Ali, this my mom. Yeah. You're gonna play tennis this summer. Anyway, she leaves. She texts me, she goes,
Starting point is 00:28:15 Oh my God, Alex is behind you. Alex Earl sits right behind me. First of all, no one's talking about how pretty Alex Earl's sister is. With her sister. Justice for the Brunette one. Brunette. No one talks about it.
Starting point is 00:28:27 That's not exactly right. They're both, they're like, glow up, you know? And I love that they're together, sisters. Yeah. So immediately, I'm done freaking out about pilot P. And now I'm like, you're fully Alex Earl mode. I'm like, pilot P. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:28:38 I'm like, literally put his socks on. I was like, I'm trying to get Alex Earl, but that's it. But then I'm like, the moment has to be organic. It has to be natural. And then I think, like, I wouldn't want someone in front and we just turn? I was like, I'm trying to get out of your jacket. But then I'm like, the moment has to be organic, it has to be natural. And then I think like, I wouldn't want someone in front of me just to turn around and be like, hi! So, and we have some mutual friends.
Starting point is 00:28:51 I wanted to be like normal. And I just like, never got the balls. You never did it, you never turned. Never turned. I mean, I think like, I like fake turned once or twice. Yeah, you smiled. Didn't make eye contact. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:04 She was right behind me. She was sitting behind you. So you're more famous than her. I mean, I don't think that's how it worked. Oh, okay. But I like heard her, she's loving the movie, you know. She's just cute. She's a baby.
Starting point is 00:29:17 She's a 23 year old. She's still just like living her life. She's a little bit in the scroll next to me, or behind me, but over to the side who I was talking to also, just gets up and is walking past and she goes, oh, Alex Earl Sly, period. And then she gives a walk. I love Gen Z so much.
Starting point is 00:29:30 I was like, that's what I showed down. She's just, Alex Earl Sly. How did you not think of that? I didn't think Gen Z quick enough. Yeah. So Alex Earl is my best friend now. Yes. That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Even afterwards, I was like, we left. If I see you commenting on Alex Earl video saying oh my god Alex are all slaves Alex Earl comments on our friends videos I feel like she hung out with Claudia this weekend like we so that's why I don't want to force it I want it to be like I'm not gonna introduce naturally. Okay, not me like turning around a movie theory Be like I Now I feel like oh my, does she look at, when I was 22 and if I heard someone was 30,
Starting point is 00:30:09 I'd be like, oh, good luck out there, you know. Like would we be so old to her? I think she would just be like, these business women. These working women, she has a couple of grays from reality TV and she's was. Look at these young moms. She goes, did you guys get a babysitter? Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:30:31 But the thought of being too was like, I don't even watch Alex Earl's videos, it's more just the phenomenon that is how the internet can make someone so relevant. Wow. How would you feel if you were so fiat cult though? Can you explain what's going on? Oh. make someone so relevant. How would you feel if you were so fiat cult though? Can you explain what's going on? There's so much. OK, so basically Braxton, which it says it all in the name. It says it all in the name.
Starting point is 00:30:58 I feel like Braxton, I don't know this man. I'm never going to meet this man, but I know this man. You know, like I know Braxton. Braxton's coming in with his new sneakers. Braxton grew up. And he was telling his mom to shut up. Yeah. Braxton, I know that.
Starting point is 00:31:15 He's for it. And the mom said, thank you. Yeah. Braxton probably has Climidia, but we'll blame it on you. You gave it to him. Yeah. Braxton has gone and DUI never been convicted. Just called his dad.
Starting point is 00:31:31 Braxton wanted to start a line of hats. You can see he had different ideas than other hat companies. Yeah. That one got Craig. Craig, who made you? Braxton. I love him. Braxton goes to surf lunch with Harmon.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Yeah. Harmon is Braxton's drug dealer. He only does designer drugs. Beijing, everything. The Braxton also's never eaten sushi. True, or he gets California rules. Yeah. Braxton, how do you call a man Braxton?
Starting point is 00:32:06 Like, hey, Braxton. I imagine fucking him. Braxton, it feels so good. I feel like it's like an instrument, like the name of an instrument no one wanted to play in like third grade. I'm not blame the Braxton, it's all embarrassing. Braxton sounds like a former birth control
Starting point is 00:32:22 that I forgot to take. Oh, I forgot to take I forgot to eat my Braxton If Braxton is in for you check with your physician may cause bleeding for seven days May cause committed Braxton will accidentally hit your butthole during sex and try to do anal Okay, so Braxton is I was reading level four Back to the point is, I was reading level four on fourth grade. No, okay, we don't know this man, but honestly we're being so mean to him.
Starting point is 00:32:49 We don't like it is all true. But Sophia's listening right now and she's like, Sophia's like, he literally can't read. We're about to pick sides. No, we're about to. It's like, what's going on? Okay, so Braxton's dating Sophia, they break up in May, immediately there after
Starting point is 00:33:03 there's rumors that he's like spotted out in Miami with Alex Earl. Now, I feel like as women, every woman has been on both sides. You've been the ex-girlfriend, you've also been the new girlfriend. What's Sofia being a brunette? Wait, what's Sofia engaged in? No. What's Sofia being a brunette?
Starting point is 00:33:24 And then seeing your boyfriend go day-to-day blonde with double-dee boobs, homicide for me. It's homicide for me. Like I would be, This is our biggest nightmare. This is my, no, literally. If any boyfriend after me dates a blonde with double-dees, it's like what you didn't like anything about me.
Starting point is 00:33:43 You ruined the whole species of brunette for him. Yeah. Or it's like he just wants the opposite to not remind him of you. Braxton hates blondes. No, we need Braxton on the top. Is it Sofia, Sofia? Sofia. Sofia.
Starting point is 00:33:58 Braxton's date, the cheerleader, the blond cheerleader. They don't date girls named Sofia Copa. Braxton doesn't even eat Italian food. Wait, I'm talking about crack, continue. I'd love to know Braxton's mental name. Like, it's imperative moving forward that I find out what Braxton's mental name is. Maybe I get something stupid, like, stream.
Starting point is 00:34:18 Like, seven. Yeah, like, waterfall. Okay, so they get seen out like this past week and or whatever. Sophia posted TikTok that is now deleted, but the caption was like call me when the love bombing stops. And it was like when he found his next supply. Yes.
Starting point is 00:34:39 And so many people were commenting on Sophia's thing being like you gotta get over it. Like it's like get over it. It's like, get over it. I felt bad for her because she's clearly going through something. She's not going through a normal breakup one because it's public. And two, he started dating the most famous girl.
Starting point is 00:34:57 21 year old, I'm taking her. On TikTok, right? But then I feel like Alex is going through her own journey, too. Like obviously, she's probably got to deal with some of the Sophia stuff, like Alex is going through her own journey too. Like obviously she's probably got to deal with some of the Sophia stuff, but she's going through her own journey. She had posted a TikTok doing a Get Ready with me while she's like staying with Braxton, throwing a dig at her ex-tiler Wade saying, oh, I'm staying with this guy this weekend.
Starting point is 00:35:18 She doesn't say Braxton's name. And I have to do a Get Ready with me. And it's so nice to do one where he, like, someone's not yelling at me while I do it. Oh! This is the thing, the girlies are dealing with their traumas. They're all just dealing with their own individual traumas.
Starting point is 00:35:35 My two cents, and we don't know Braxton. No, we don't. But let's say if he was a narcissist. Mm-hmm. As someone who has dated multiple narcissists, I love a narcissist. It's my canon event. Yes, we'll go to the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:35:50 I don't know. I don't know. They're so charming. They're night, they love Bamiu, and I'm immediately like, finally, this guy's on your bed, say. So this guy's got a brain on him. Especially when you're in the public eye. Once he starts losing control of you, Yeah, so this guy's got a brain
Starting point is 00:36:09 Once he starts losing control of you he then will bash you To in the public like he will say things about you Mm-hmm And once you can realize that you can't control what he does and what people think of you That's the first step of healing and the second step is knowing that eventually The next girl he's with will be commenting on your Instagrams and being like, LOL, I'm so happy that I got through that. But so, V and you have to find the girlfriend before her. She's got to commiserate with whoever was before her.
Starting point is 00:36:37 With the Sophia thing, maybe she wants some attention, like to get some followers from us. So, V is also young too. Is she? Like, she's young, she's to get some followers from them. So she's also young too. Is she? Like she's young, she's going through a very public breakup. Like, okay, if I had a nickel for every time I've seen someone post some dumb quote after a breakup.
Starting point is 00:36:55 Like, okay, she made a TikTok with like a cheeky caption. She could have done one calling him a narcissist and having his next supply. What, she was not in a good mood that moment. She wasn't being her best self. She chose violence. She chose pure violence.
Starting point is 00:37:06 But for the people commenting, telling her, like, don't be upset. It's like, she's going through some shit. No. So I'm not picking sides, because I support women and me. No, I support both of them. I supported Alex more after she made the Tyler Wade comment, because I was like, oh, she's got her own trauma
Starting point is 00:37:27 that she's dealing with. And Sofia has her own trauma. Also, that's a thing, like, it's hot girl summer. Alex, for all we know, is just like, I found this other former athlete who's probably gonna fuck me over too, but in the moment I'm having fun, something happened with his ex, I don't know, but he's fun right now.
Starting point is 00:37:43 And I think, let's balance, you're 22, that's how I thought too. Everyone in the Hamptons after a couple drinks is fun too. Like if I had a nickel for every drunk Hamptons night, where I was like, I think that was my husband. It wasn't, it was a literal toad on the side of the road. My thing is I have more pride than Sophia, where I would never let him know I'm hurting.
Starting point is 00:38:03 Never. That's where I was like, okay know I'm hurting. Mm. Never. That's where I was like, okay, we have to be a little more Italian, babe. Yeah. Are you a culp? Well, I tell Craig all the time, I'm like, if we break up, you'll never know a single thing about me ever again.
Starting point is 00:38:15 How amazing. Well, that's like, as Alillo, as you guys know, like, once I'm done, I'm fucking done. Yeah. That's why I've never hooked up with an ex before, because I'm actually like, so done, but I love the like, I'm onto the next. It's so good. She needs to be onto the next.
Starting point is 00:38:27 I can leave you. Go to Tyler Wade. Go to Tyler Wade. Go to Tyler Wade. Go to Tyler Wade. Okay, I had a guy do that to me one time. We broke up and I was like hooking up with some random person, and this my ex was so distraught by it. He found the guy I was hooking up with ex-girlfriend and tried to date her.
Starting point is 00:38:47 When it's that obvious, I'm like, you're obsessed with me. I was like, all I said to the general public, which was my group chat of friends, was if the roles were reversed, you would all call me fucking crazy, but because it's a guy doing it, you're like, he's going through something, like he's like, what, it's not weird. I was like, it's fucking weird.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Look, when you're dating the famous guys, when you're dating the athletes, a lot of them are into themselves and they will say whatever they want. And Narcissus is a strong word to use, but she clearly was very hurt by this man, and he's not right for her. And I hope that her healing has begun. Yes. Let's normalize, because narcissists is a very strong word. Let's normalize that not everyone's a narcissist,
Starting point is 00:39:35 but most people are assholes. I love that. That's our mental health moment. On my wedding day, I don't wanna say. And Braxton, the moment I saw you, unless you're a German shepherd, I'm not confessing my luck to Braxton. Because this is the fucked up thing.
Starting point is 00:39:51 Imagine the guy that you are getting over, having to see him all over the internet. It's really, really, really painful. Yeah, I could not. So I really hope that her mental health is okay. Yeah. And find a new man. You're Sophia Copa, you're gorgeous.
Starting point is 00:40:06 No, just literally. There's so, go. Charlie Pooth, DM Sophia Copa. Seriously, do you think Olivia could help her? Like, get someone else. I mean, there's, you know how many football players there are? Not named for actually. Yeah, I mean, honestly, this is just good. Ferver.
Starting point is 00:40:25 What is Ferver, man? I don't know, but you know the one football player that I do love. Ducker, Eric Ducker. No. He's mine. He's like a quarterback on a team. And then you like Italian, want Jimmy Garapolo.
Starting point is 00:40:40 Okay, I love him. I'm obsessed with him. Not him. I love him, but not him. Oh, yeah. The other one that like, everyone's obsessed with him. He wears like cool outfits. Joe but no. No. No.
Starting point is 00:40:50 No. What? Wait, Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow. Joe Buttons are rapper. Yeah. Joe Buttons sings that mean girl song. Joseph Lee Burrow, so he definitely fought in the Civil War.
Starting point is 00:41:02 For sure. His family came over on the fucking Mayflower. He has a girlfriend. And he's so nice. He's from Iowa. Yeah, I couldn't date him anyway, but I have a boyfriend, so that's not surprisingly, it's not the reason I can't date him. I can't date him because he's from Iowa.
Starting point is 00:41:22 I don't think they have air conditioning there. And he has a girlfriend. Can I say something controversial? I'd love it. Since we're talking about sports. A lot of gigglers are sending me the new Zendaya movie. I am so upset about the new Zendaya movie. Why? It's the one where you see her having a threesome
Starting point is 00:41:43 with the Devil's guys. The disrespect, this movie, has done towards the sport of tennis. It starts off being like, she's the greatest player of all time. And it shows her holding it, the first thing you learn in tennis is when you serve you of a continental grip. It's the most basic thing. Yeah, we all knew it. Even Paige has a fucking continental grip.
Starting point is 00:42:05 I mean, who does that? Who does that? She's holding it like a banana. Like holding it, like imagine a baseball player and you're holding it on the wrong opposite end. Like that's how it looks to a tennis player. She's holding it like she's never played tennis before. And it looks like she's about to serve.
Starting point is 00:42:21 And they're like, she's the greatest tennis player who ever lived. And then they're showing her playing. Is it about some like is she pretending they're like, she's the greatest tennis player who ever lived, and then they're showing her playing. Is it about some, like, is she pretending to be someone? To be the greatest tennis player that ever, like one of the greatest tennis players ever. And I love a woman in sports video. But like, for example, the King Richard video,
Starting point is 00:42:36 they got really top players to play the girls, make sure the strokes were exactly like the women's sisters, and they did the CGI and all worked out. Zendaya's out here, looking like she's playing pickleball. Yeah, and they're like, she's the greatest. She's ever holding a literal flash in China. She's changing the world of tennis.
Starting point is 00:42:55 Yeah. And I love, it's like I'm very mixed emotions because I love Zendaya. You love the women in the arts. Don't give her two months of tennis lessons and then think that she can represent what quality tennis looks like. I know.
Starting point is 00:43:08 Are you kidding? I know, dare they. Hey, I'm trying to find a comparison. It's like a match. There is none. It's so high level, there's no comparison to what they're doing. But think of a comparison of a movie about fashion.
Starting point is 00:43:22 Yeah. And all the clothes are garbage bags. And they're like, this is the greatest outfits we've ever seen. It's like watching Barbie in her footbenz. You're like in no situation. They did this with the Kristen Dunn's Wimbledon movie. Like, she literally looked like she,
Starting point is 00:43:36 you remember the back of the day? And it looks like you can't watch it. And I don't know if it's, I've always, who is the movie about? Who is she being? I think it's a made up thing. They're just like... If they're giving the whole like, she's the top tennis player,
Starting point is 00:43:50 she has all these brand deals, she's like gonna run the world, whatever. And then watching her play tennis was so disrespectful. Oh no. Maybe Charlie can write a song about this. Where do we go from here, Anna? No, but it just like, what the fuck? And then people are like, are you so excited?
Starting point is 00:44:09 I'm like, to watch my sport, you just be disrespected on a global scale? You know what it is? Emotions are running high. You know what it is? You remember when Kendall Jenner did the ballet commercial like 10 years ago and everyone like, dreamed her out?
Starting point is 00:44:24 Cause she like vaguely. But like she wasn't even saying she was good at ballet She just had a ballet outfit on it was making little movements and everyone was like It's like a long time ago that was like a niche reference I know I'm heated Staying out of it. Look. It's like a literal yeah like a ballet movie Yeah, and the people are literally just like flopping around. Yeah. And they're like, she's the greatest who's ever done it. Like shrimp carbaggio, just like laying on the ground.
Starting point is 00:44:53 You love a cold back. I love a back. I am. So no, I'm not happy. So to answer the question, no one asked. I have one. No, I'm not happy. Then she breaks her leg. Are you recording? No one breaks their leg on the tennis court. You spray an ankle, you tear your hair, I see how you tear your leg.
Starting point is 00:45:15 Break your leg. You're not- The identity is wild. No, and it's her like a bad day at a foreign, and you just hear, first of all disgusting. Second of all, no one in the history of tennis has broken their leg like that. It's almost like it's a parody of your sport.
Starting point is 00:45:29 And it's, I was like, is this an else's stage of my life? Have you watched Black Mirror? No, someone said it wasn't good. But I guess it's more summer good, summer not. You just have to pay really good. I don't really have anything to compare it to because I'd never watched it before. Oh, I've watched random episodes.
Starting point is 00:45:45 I feel like some episodes are life changing and some you're like, I want my money back. Yeah, some of them are weird. Now I'm like having trouble remembering, like a little one. They all kind of blur into the same one. But what I did is I googled like top black mayor episodes then I'd watch.
Starting point is 00:46:00 The scariest ones are like ones that you're like, that's happening right now, actually. Yeah, like social media type ones. Yeah, like everyone has, like if you needed to find anything out, if you're like, that's happening right now actually. Yeah, it's like social media type ones. Yeah, like everyone has, like if you needed to find anything out, if you want to just steal anyone's identity, it's like there. Pretty easy. Here's your stuff. There was one about like, it tells you when you're going to meet your soulmate.
Starting point is 00:46:15 So you can go on dates and stuff, but like you have a timer. So you know the person's not your soulmate. Okay, that I wish was real. But like imagine you're just, you're like, okay, so what do I do? I feel like I have that built in at home. My parents are like, not time yet. Nope, not him. We'll get back to you, but probably not.
Starting point is 00:46:31 We're gonna outsource that. We're gonna circle back around on that one, out of office, till further notice, but we'll get back to you. Can I watch last night? The idol. Okay, I started the first episode. People are up in arms.
Starting point is 00:46:48 Oh yeah, everyone has a very strong opinion about it. Why are people so peeled? Well, there's like drama behind it, apparently. It was made by like a female director. Then the weekend does not support women in the arts, fired her and reshot it from like his perspective. Is it his show? I think it is.
Starting point is 00:47:05 Okay. But it was interesting, like, everyone's like, put out the other version. I want to know what it looked like from a female director. Yeah. So basically, like, it was about, it's about, you know, industry.
Starting point is 00:47:13 The industry and like, taking advantage of like, women's sexuality, but then they're like, but then you make a show that's doing exactly that. But is that just meta? I thought the filming is very cool. I thought the filming is cool. I thought the filming was great. The thought that was a bit too great. That Lily Rose depth.
Starting point is 00:47:27 I'm not as met, I'm at it her. Why? Because where has she been? Well, she's literally four, so. Is she young? She's been growing up. Is she young? She's young.
Starting point is 00:47:38 I think she's only like early 20s. She's an example of a NEPO baby who I'm like. Great branding. No one ever calls her a nippo baby. Well, they did call a nippo baby because I think she walked in the Chanel show at 5'2." Yep. But this is one of those things where I'm like,
Starting point is 00:47:51 I wanna hire Johnny Depp's daughter to play the star role of the show. She is so unique looking and gorgeous. And I almost feel like her, Emma Chamberlain. She's 24. Give me another like, Gen Zier. Um, me, her, Emma Chamberlain. Okay, you're a great example.
Starting point is 00:48:13 Lily Rose Dapp, what are all three of these people having common? Lily Rose Dapp, gorgeous. Hannah Berner and Emma Chamberlain. They say Sle. I think unique, normal, like everyone's unique, normal girl, pretty, no plastic surgery. Not too pretty. Oh. Like Lily Rose-depp, I don't think she's had worked on. But she looks unique. She's actually looking. With the lighting, the outfits,
Starting point is 00:48:41 I literally was like, she's the coolest girl I've ever seen. I think she's the hottest girl ever. Like, when she was wearing her outfits, I was like, how are you that tiny, but have like that great of tits? I literally was screenshotting, the, and I was like, this is what I want. I do so look like. Also, when she was doing the dancing in the beginning.
Starting point is 00:48:58 I was like, she's great. That dancing, I respect. Right. Yeah. Because it was good. Right, because they actually got into it. They brought it up. It's like doing a whole boxing movie just slapping the whole time.
Starting point is 00:49:09 What the fuck is going on today? No, I got that. It's like you're fulking. Do you know who's making the movie? Like I was like two upside. Yeah, you could have eaten it. I don't know what I'm going to do. I don't want to know in the hell.
Starting point is 00:49:20 I'm not going to see it. Yeah. Because no one's going to watch that and be like, wow, women are really athletic. They're gonna be like, wow, you can barely hit a ball and you can become the greatest tennis player in the fucking world. And broke your leg. So also the idol was like sexual.
Starting point is 00:49:33 Like I was very sexual. Well, isn't he a cult leader? I haven't gotten past that. I've got into it, but he's crazy. There was some unrealistic stuff in the first episode. Like, like he's a club owner, gets on a mic and was like, that's Jocelyn, the most famous girl in the world, I'm gonna go dance with you,
Starting point is 00:49:52 goes right up to her and then basically they're like making out and falling love. In no situation, everyone knows club etiquette and that would happen. She wouldn't gotten past security. What about the part where he like, like, she goes to her house and he puts that thing over her face and then, like, cuts so she can breathe?
Starting point is 00:50:10 The only thing that would make it realistic is if he was the actual weekend. Like, then I'd be like, okay, she'd let him do that. Like, no one's ever gonna let a random club promoter choke me to death. That's her fun, Ziz. I wouldn't do anything with a clubbing. And he has a rat tail.
Starting point is 00:50:24 And they joke, like, you have a rat tail, and I'm like, it's not fun things. I wouldn't do anything with a club. And he has a rat tail. And they joke like you have a rat tail, and I'm like, it's not a joke. It's not a joke. It's not a joke. I'm like, it's almost like when I saw that guy on the plane. We never told them that was during a live show. We have to tell them what you did. OK, let me just set the scene for you.
Starting point is 00:50:44 If you're with your friend and you see a hot guy in the vicinity of anywhere, you're gonna look at your friend and be like, check out that hot guy. Clock him. Yeah, of course. So Hannah and I are on a plane, we're sitting next to each other.
Starting point is 00:50:56 I see this guy get onto the plane and like my first instinct to like look at him was like, oh, he's kind of good looking. So I look at Hannah to them and then I look back at the guy like signaling to her, look at him was like, oh, he's kind of good looking. So I look at Hannah to them, and then I look back at the guy, like signaling to her, look at this guy. As this guy is coming to the seat to sit directly in front of us, I don't see him, I only see him head on,
Starting point is 00:51:16 Hannah sees side profile. What do I say to you? He had a man bun. Without any words being spoken, we both spot the man bun. Not even a man bun, It was like a man... Pony. Pony but like...
Starting point is 00:51:29 You look like a... like a Chihuahua dog. Like short hair pony. And Hannah looks at me and she says, Baby, you're going through something. Do you want to talk about it? You're in a really weird place. You must be in a weird place. But at the time you didn't see it. And you look again.
Starting point is 00:51:44 You look at me. You start dying. His thing is poking middle of the day. You didn't see it. And you look again, you look at me, you start dying, his thing is poking out from the back. And that is like magician. Like you see the front and you're like, he's hot, you see the back and you're like, I've been bamboozled. It was such a bad switch. I was like, we were rooting for you. We were all rooting for you.
Starting point is 00:52:00 No, I literally was like, how dark is it right now for you that you were like, what would it be like to fuck a guy with a rat tail? I could never. But you know like airport sexual tension. Everyone in the airport could be my boyfriend. The funniest thing though about the idol, which I'm gonna continue watching, people keep posting like, why am I watching? Like, people are hate watching, but like, I'm enjoying it, the actors are good.
Starting point is 00:52:23 I don't think it's that. I feel like I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I watching, but I'm enjoying it, the actors are good. I don't think it's that. I feel like I'm a large fan. Way worse. We watch way worse. Like, today I've watched way worse stuff. I do recommend if you're into religious cult documentary. It's like a documentary. It's like a documentary. And also the weekend, the show's for you.
Starting point is 00:52:41 The shiny happy people on Amazon. I realized that I couldn't get through it because I actually, I knew I accidentally was watching the last episode over and over again. And I was like, this show does not mean. Wait, how many episodes did you skip? Episode four. And I kept watching it.
Starting point is 00:53:01 And I was like, there's no back story. I mean, these characters, this was shot horribly. It was like it's so bad that I'm gonna watch it. It was the same people that made this a day a movie. So make sure. You're like these people are idiots. I picture a click episode. I will show you.
Starting point is 00:53:17 You're just my skipped right episode. Yeah, so I was like, I don't, but I know contact. You know contact. I was like, there's, how they started at the climax. I was like, there's no leader. I was like, I should start I don't contact I was like there's how they started at the climax I was like there's no leader like I should start a production company. I know more. Yes And then I highly recommend we pass on it's called Like the gigas have too many decorators to get through my job is to vet I just wanted
Starting point is 00:53:43 I'm expecting you to say like, we're passing on Zendaya. We're passing on, it's called Take Care of Maya, probably by the people who made the Zendaya movie and shiny her people at the so-for and the week end. We're passing on Maya. Because it's the saddest story of a mom and her daughter and people are like, it's so good. Not if you want to ruin your week. I was like, I wasn't such a daughter. If you want to jumpstart your depression
Starting point is 00:54:10 and sometimes we all need that, this is great. And I hate to say like, I could watch something where a woman gets cut into 82 pieces and I'm like, interesting, fascinating. Let's get to the bottom of this. This thing about a mom and her daughter. Absolutely not. It was too much for you.
Starting point is 00:54:24 It was too much, I. It was too much. I, that's where I draw the line. Okay. So don't watch that unless you love sad shit. Well, thank you so much for, Yeah, thank you. We really good love this episode. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:54:35 And I'll see you guys in, where am I next? Oh, I'm New York City on Thursday, but. Oh, fuck yeah, go now, go badgers. Go badgers, love you guys. Bye. to the other side but- Oh, fuck yeah, go mad jerseys. Go mad jerse, love you guys, bye!

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