Giggly Squad - Giggling about breakups, buccal fat, and caviar

Episode Date: January 10, 2023

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I'm in the day just got away from me. Oh my god. We're back. It's 2023. I realized my life was literally meaningless without Giggly's squad. These last two weeks I was alone and scared. I felt like I didn't have like the people in my life weren't cutting it in terms of like things I had to say. Craig is right next to right now. He's like boom.

No, I just felt like they weren't. Nobody understands our humor and jokes like the Gaglers, so a lot of things were wasted. That makes me so sad, but that's why I took a trillion notes of things to catch up on. I mean, it's a dopamine hit this podcast. We are fully addicted. I do have to say we posted our best of episode, and it was definitely giving, like, that's what I call music. Best of, you know, like, now.

47, like, yeah, I got it. So if you ever needed dopamine hit, listen to that episode, because it was like our favorite moments and it made me cry. It was like, as we go on, I forgot. You had a bachelor at party and like, wedding. Totally. But you know what, that wasn't the highlight of her year because we're decennaring run for more lives So true well, I was talking specifically about the bachelor out. Yeah, but that was good Okay, what are some things that like during the course of the week that you were like I need

To talk about this on the pod. I did have a fun interaction with Andy Cohen. What was it? So my friend, Matt friend, does impersonations. Yes, I saw it. So I put him on my Insta story. And he actually is on the last episode of Burning How We Did A Fult. I kind of therapeutically pretended he was Andy Cohen. Got it. I was like, Andy the last time you saw me, I was crying. And I just want to say, I was crying and I just want to say thank you for the opportunity. And then he was like, who are you? So we went on in the story and I was like, Andy Cohen, like, New Year's. Maybe next time I could replace Anderson Cooper, I feel like we have good chemistry.

And then I was like, do you remember me on chat room? You were my boss and he was like, what was chat room? And we're just dying laughing. And then Andy Cohen deems me. What do you say? And he said, I remember with a heart. How sweet. It's like that dad who like never really noticed you

or cared. I thought you were telling me. It's like being a middle child. Exactly. But then I had a moment. I said, what do I say? What do you say about that? You're always in these situations,

because when I was listening to the best of episode, like I forgot that you called Haley Bieber my love, and I burst out laughing. To know what the first thing was that came to my mind to call Andy Cohen, my king. No, you must be stopped. Thank you, my king. We're taking away your self-honored.

I stopped, I stopped, I deleted it, I just said something like thank you hard heart. But I wanted you to know that I didn't call him. I feel like there's so much bravo drama happening. First of all, Gen Chos, 6.5 years. Is this what we thought or is it more or less than you thought? I thought that she was gonna definitely get more. But here's the thing, anytime someone is sentenced to jail, like I get anxious.

Like yes, she should go to jail, she scammed everyone's grandma. Like she should be put in jail. But. Scamming grandma is next level, because grandma's are really cute. No, scamming grandma's is next level. So's are really cute. No scamming grandma's is next level So I just got like oh my god again Blue she's going to jail for six and a half years But Todd Chrisley's going for 12. That's crazy. That's crazy and he I mean he took the government's money We took old people's money right honest take the government's money all day take the government's money all day

Because government is gonna come for us. They take hours I just think it's crazy to be doing something illegal and then you're Honestly, take the government's money all day. Take the government's money all day because the government's gonna come for us. They take hours. I just think it's crazy to be doing something illegal and then your first thought is, I think I'll go on a national television show. Like, you gotta be deranged. But that's like when you're into deep and you're living a fake life that you're like,

I might as well enjoy this fake life. Like, do you remember the part do you she would throw? And she would drag the whole country. She got sentenced in New York City and then she threw a 20% dinner at an Italian restaurant here I mean like that's insane. That's called staying on brand That's called knowing your brand staying on it The thing is I hate to say it, but I want to see a reality show of judge everyone was like

She'll get out early because of good behavior and people were like have you seen her behavior? It's all like city. I think the next spin-off has to be all the housewives that have mug shots Everyone was like, she'll get out early because of good behavior and people were like, have you seen her behavior on Salt Lake City? I think the next spin off has to be all the housewives that have mug shots. Like, it should be ultimate girls' trip. Yeah. And Jill. What?

What? What? It's crazy how many have been arrested. We're in complaining about the food and jail. It would be Luanne Teresa Gencha for a tinsley's been arrested. Shut up. It should be everyone that has a mug shot.

Yeah, they're on Lindsey Lowanne. Just for fun. Just for fun. Page, we have to discuss Rina. Okay. I have hot takes. I would love to hear them. Do you want to go first? I do kind of want to go first because I just want to see if. Okay. I have hot takes. I would love to hear them. Do you want to go first?

I do kind of want to go first because I just want to see if my hot take is your hot take. Everybody dislikes her. The show is going to crumble. You need one person on the show that's so nuts and is going to say what everybody else wants to say, but they're like, I can't say that, that's not nice. Well, someone argue,

where are people not liking Bethany before she left? Yeah. Kind of. Yes. And then New York's order fell off, and then people weren't liking Dorenda. They kick off Dorenda. Yeah.

Where is the franchise now? Right. This is what I have to say. Didn't people love Renna though? Yeah, people love Renna. Yeah, she love Renna. Yeah, she had her bad season. We've all had it.

She had multiple bad seasons, I think. But the thing is, there's no loyalty. Like this bitch has been around for 12 years. Yeah. I don't know. She's also just great reality TV. She has two famous daughters, two famous nipple babies. Yeah, I have so much to say about nipple babies.

Are you a nipple baby? No, but I'm gonna have one. Like everybody hates, is like hating on nipple babies right now. But everyone wants to have a nipple baby. Wow. Wow. I mean, I have one butter. Right, that's fair.

Butter is such a nipple baby. But it's true, it's not the nipple baby's fault that they're nipple babies. It's not their fault. They have to be aware of their privilege as nipple babies. Right, so I think the nipple babies we know, like they were born with a leg up in the world. Yeah, okay.

What did that sound like a sex position? They had both their legs in the air. Their mom probably did, you know? So we're gonna see a lot of only fan nepo babies in our lifetime, but like I'm not as mad at them as everybody else. There are struggles to being a nepo baby, but I'm not mad at it.

Do you know how far on TikTok, who I fucking love? Ireland Baldwin. Yeah, okay, nepoO baby shaved her head iconic. Yeah, she had the balls some people didn't But she's like really upfront about like the pain she deals with of people whenever her dad does something She has to deal with the wrath of it and like the pressures of it all But then like you have a five five girl Lily Rose dep walking a Chanel show. Right. So give her take, Hilly Bieber walks out with a NEPO baby shirt.

What do we think? I loved it. I made me like her my best deal. It's not only is it funny, it's very self aware. Like yeah, she's where she is because she has famous parents. Yeah, it's not pertinent. It's not pertinent. The number one thing I hate in this world is when people are born a nepo baby or born with like privilege to billionaires and they do nothing with it.

See, I think that's iconic. No, like you're born with a leg up, you could be so much further than everyone else. But when they're like become drug addicts or just like partyers and they don't do anything like that's what annoys me. Like you could have already been running a company. But this is the thing. Sometimes they become drug addicts because of the pain of being a nipple baby. Oh, crimey a river. Come on. Tom Hanks was never around growing up. He was always filming. So now he has to have a Jamaican accent. What an insane human.

I know. Like how crazy. But this is the thing. I think it's iconic to be born into a world that you don't think you belong in. You don't want to be a movie star. You don't want the fame, you don't want the money, and you become an accountant. I think that... No, I think that's great. But you already own the accounting firm. True. True. It's funny because New York Mag did that thing, and it went after everyone.

It was like this person's brother's ex-assister was a producer on this children's film. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it went deep. They went fucking... They were like, okay. They reached the security guard. I don't think she had the job because of that they did reach a little but I would also argue that nepo babies like for example with sports it's fucking genetic. Yes, like I

would argue humor as too. I would definitely argue. If hours don't walk out sit like saying jokes, send them back in there to cook because they're not ready. like saying jokes, send them back in there to cook, because they're not ready. Like, I think it's a fun conversation, and I think it's fun to just be aware. I also just like saying, NEPPO, baby. It sounds like a new kind of Tomagachi. Oh my god, my NEPPO, baby, died again!

Did you feast your NEPPO, baby? That is a nice thing. I didn't charge my NEPPO, baby. Oh my god, thank you, Craig. NEPO baby. I didn't charge my NEPO baby. Oh my god, thank you Craig. Craig said what I said was funny and I was leaving. You never say that to me. Craig's actually gotten funnier.

Yeah, that'll happen. Oh, right. Yeah, it happens. And I feel like sometimes I call say something like a Moby and a crowd of people and they'll kind of look at me to see if I've laughed Yeah, and like most recently I feel like a look at me and I'll get so pumped like yes, that was funny Or like training a clown And if I don't laugh

I'm like that wasn't funny. I feel like this is abuse That's bordering it. If it's not funny, you go, get down to give me 20. Take a lap. I'm making him better. And doesn't everyone want to date someone that makes them better. He said you're not a lot of coach or kids. That was funny. Wait, are you letting him wear backwards to the gym? Yeah. Okay. Just go. a more backward to the gym. Yeah. Okay. Just go. On Dumo, I saw Craig at the gym without gel in his hair. It was crazy. Rose, I wrote that in. Imagine I just like, can you post some shit about Craig? I mean, actually can't fall to mock. It's too much anxiety. I like it. Like I like following it just because it's like the rant people.

It's funny until you're in it. Yeah, it's funny. It's sure in it. And guess who has to deal with your shit. Guess who gets all the questions? Because they know what I answer my DMs. So I'm fucking. See, I like seeing stuff about myself.

That's untrue. Yeah. But I feel like I'm duping everyone. Like I love it. You're conning. Yeah, I love to be an economy, and I love that people thought Craig and I broke up, and then I would just like post a TikTok at his house redoing his bathroom.

That was really iconic. Iconic. When they post something that's so untrue, like I was on a ski vacation with Dez when they said that we broke up, and then put him, he was like, wait, did he break up? Was he gonna leave me on this slow-pollone? Fucking freezing.

Am I gonna have to pay for this? Yeah. Skings, fucking expensive. But then you get defensive, because then people like, did you guys break up? Break up, and if you say no, you're like, does that sound like I'm being defensive? And then I started like being like,

how do I not sound defensive that we're still together? People were even messaging me. They're like, whatever, it didn't happen this time, but it will soon. And I'm just like, what? What is going on? But this is the thing. How the internet would like love your relationship. They almost like decide when they're done with you. Yeah. They're like, you guys need to break up. And then something will happen that probably isn't even true. And then they'll support you again. Yeah. Or people will just be like, he cheats on her all the time.

Like, someone texted me the other, not texted. Message me the other day and it was like, I just want to let you know, like, I'm watching your boyfriend. This was like real time. I'm watching your boyfriend cheat on you and I literally looked to my right with like Craig like snoring and I was like sick. But I wanted to know what was so bad that they thought that like it was. It was a fake account.

No, it was a real account, but they were talking about Austin because they were like, I'm watching him in Vale, Colorado right now talking to a blonde. And I was like, tell him, good job. Also guys, talking a blonde isn't cheating. It's just not good taste, but I'm just kidding. My best friend from high school does get offended because not only do we use her name Stephanie when we talk about like some dumb bitch. I don't know why we always say Stephanie and she is like a natural born baby boy.

Stephanie if you're listening you would door below baby boy Stephanie. And she's like I think he's no kidding. No it negates itself. Two negatives equal positive, Stephanie. Actually, I love Stephanie. I love Stephanie. She's one of my favorite friends of yours because she's not involved in any of the bullshit.

She's also my friend that I avoid when I need to be told what the fuck is up because she is the only person that's like, um, hello, you're stupid. Yeah. I'm like, I'm not gonna call her for a couple of minutes. I feel like I'll be like, um, hello, you're stupid. Yeah. Well, I'm like, I'm not gonna call her for a couple of minutes. I feel like I'll be like, this is good for the plot. Yeah, you're like,

you're like, you're like, you're like, so what's gonna happen? Well, I also, she's like childhood friend. I'm the kind of friend where I know with you, if I like straight up tell you something, you're not gonna listen. I have to like like plant seeds over time and make it think that it's your idea.

Yeah, you have to, yeah, you have to plot. Or you run away, you're like a cat. Yeah, I know I'm a little bit. I really, the other night I was sitting on the couch with Craig and I like for some reason wasn't talking to him all day because I just like, he didn't do anything, like he genuinely didn't do anything. I just didn't have it in me.

No, just, no. genuinely didn't do anything. I just didn't have it in me. I was just, no. He's sitting right here. I'm sitting right here. I like sit up for a second, and then I just like started like nuzzling my head in his shoulder. And in that moment, I was like, I'm a fucking cat. I was like, I, and then I had had enough, and I went back to my spot. And then you started puking a leaf. Like, and then I was like, and then I had had enough and I went back to my spa. And then you started puking a leaf.

Like, when I was like, sorry, hairball. Hairball. What do you think about this caviar obsession people are having on TikTok? Have you discussed it? People are eating it like ice cream at the end of the night. Yeah, why are they put? My question is, what are those mini little fucking pancakes that they're eating them with?

Oh, that's what I want. Oh, like the little wooden spoon. It's a pearl spoon that they use, and then they put it on a mini pancake with crumb fresh. Oh, yes, like a little tortilla. What are those mini pancakes? Yeah, where do you get those? You're like, I just give me the,

it's like what you get at church when they put on your tongue. Yeah, that's what I've got the host. Like, like, is this pancake blessed? I just don't, I've never, after a long night, been like, I'm craving something fishy and raw. No, I think caviar is disgusting. But it's true, it's like, do you like caviar?

Do you just like crème fraiche with the tortilla? Or do you like pretending you're rich? True. Like I don't even caviar on like double dags. Gross. The other day I stopped to get a dollar slice and a snapple as one does. And this comedian stopped me and he's like whoa I thought you were like doing well Josh out of my eyes and I was like I'm sorry It is a privilege to eat dollar pizza with a diet peach snapple the 99 cent pizza. It's not even 99 cents on Now it's like a dollar to my five inflation Is some of the best pizza in New York City. The day also being rich is not about now you eat different things.

Being rich is about eating what you want when you want. You're like, excuse me, sir. I have multiple fake bags in my closet. How many do you have? Also, I'm gonna shit in my fancy toilet in my lower-excite apartment. That was just interior designed by a human eye hire. And I painted it blue because I can. So I'm dare he.

No, literally. Like, I think he expected me to start walking around comedy clubs eating caviar now because I sold out one show. I was scrolling, TikTok the other day, or maybe I was Instagram, whatever. And it was, this guy had his profile picture on his dating app was with, I forget who it even was, but like some famous person.

And she was like, I'm swiping right, because like if he knows her, like I want to hang out with them. Then I was thinking, I wonder if I'm in anyone's, any of my guy friends dating at pictures for sure and I would love to know what picture they picked those sneaky little sneaks I know I'm in one you who's well Alex Cooper and I the first time we called her daddy the producer was like hey can I get selfie with you guys and all the time these girls screenshot his hinge because his hinge is him with us behind him.

I need to know if anyone comes across a man in New York City and I'm in their picture, I want, I want to know. Yeah, so girlies, keep an eye out for us. Keep an eye out. Because this is my thing. Yeah, a guy's value increases when he has a cool, funny, gorgeous woman in his, that's like hanging with him. Yeah.

So yeah, people could be using you on dating apps. I love that. I just love that whole concept. I don't have dating apps. I haven't been on them in a minute. I know. And sometimes I get sad about dating apps because it is fun to just swipe and see what men look like

and make fun of them in your head. Or create a whole entire life within four seconds in your head and be like, We should make a dating app where we know a dating app profile and it's just like a catfish that we can go on and just like- I feel like you're so toxic. When to be crazy, we just made a dating app. When crazy if I just downloaded Bumble right now? Like as a joke. Okay, one thing to be crazy, we just made a dating app and like I just downloaded bumble right now like as a joke Okay, one thing about bumble which we love bumble I feel like it's for the type A girl is the ones who are like I'm gonna take control of my life And I'm gonna find a husband right now and Hinge for the girls. I made mood boards January 2nd

They made fucking mood boards and they are on Bumble. The hinge girlies? They don't care. They just want free drinks. They're different. Wait, can we talk about these mood boards? Yes. Everyone had a vision board. Everyone had a vision board.

I do believe in manifestation, but I also, not to get deep, but everyone, the second it was a new year, was like, what do I want this next year? What do I want? What do I want? This new year seemed more intense than other new years, right? I was like, wait, I have a new year. I think it's last year we were still thinking about COVID,

we were like, thank God we're so live. Let's be grateful. And then this year, I was like, I'm spending a four of 30 over 30 next year. I'm gonna kill myself. So, so part of me was like instead of us getting the new year and being like, what are the things I self? So part of me was like instead of us getting the New Year and being like, what are the things I need?

Like, can we just stop for a second or reflect on like, like this last year and all this, where you were a year ago, like me and you are so different, I feel like. Yeah. Then we were a year ago. So different. Like, we're tired.

No, we're still tired. For sure. We're more tired. I got drunk at a baby shower on Saturday. And I feel like I wouldn't have done that last year. I feel like last year I wouldn't have even gone to a baby shower. I would have been like boo. Is it your friend or Craig's friend? No, it's my one of my girlfriends. I don't know how I got on purpose. That I got drunk or the chia da baby. Both. Yes, both planned.

Both scheduled. No, she was honestly the cutest pregnant person. You can't tell she's pregnant unless she literally turns to the side. Wow. Like, nothing is swollen. It literally looks like she put a basketball in her shirt. She was like, remember how big Kim's tongue was when she was pregnant?

I want that to happen to me because I'm just because I'm not to see what it feels like. Like I want to not be able to talk because everything on my face got swollen. Speaking of swollen faces, have you seen the... I don't know what you're gonna say, but that would have hilarious, like to say like some girl we hated that like didn't have a soul in face. Have you seen Stephanie? No, it was because of the faces. Have you seen the whole like, I've known about the bucle, buckle, buckle fat removal

of the hair for a while. Bella Hadid. Yeah. But I guess Liam Ashell got it. And now she can read. But people are saying, it's like the fat down here. Yeah, okay. People get it removed, but then some people are like, oh, it makes you look older because it makes you look gaunt.

But then people argue that gaunt's, sorry, was that editorial? I have no idea what you're saying. and makes people gond, but then people argue that gond's, sorry, was that editorial? I have no idea what you're saying. Gond's is like Patrick, what's good? Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, really skinny and frail. Frail. Okay.

But then like, they're saying heroin chic is in, which is obviously toxic. We don't support it. No. And so people are just trying to look, people saying it ages you. I could see that. But then, because I would assume that it takes

the elasticity in your skin is like being held up by the fat in your skin. So if you take that fat away, yeah, I could see your skin just being like, put like, umkinin' and then loose. I'm gonna say it right now. If you wanna slim your face, get TMJ Botox. Yes. Which is essentially a similar... I think I'm gonna get it. I kind of wanted to get it. Because I wake up, I have like the most powerful clenching jaws in the world, She's married, I'm not, you get it.

Oh. Literally ram it into my overrated campy thing. But I clenched so much and I wake up with a headache. Yeah. And actually, I don't think I have a wide jaw at all. See, I think I kind of have a little bit of a square jaw. But what's wrong with having a square jaw? I don't know.

Because if you want to like not have any jaw, then you just become like, jawless. How do you eat a sandwich? Well, where are you? Where do you get it? Like, right, if you, if you clench, you feel that muscle. Okay, I want you to do it. And I want to see how much it changes your face. The thing is I don't think it's going to change it that much, but if you do want to change your face, I would do that over Bucophat. We're really cool. Yeah, because at least with Botox, you're like, okay, if I hate this in six months, it's gone. I actually want to make an announcement on the pod. I don't want to cry, but I need to take back a lot of stuff I'm saying about plastic surgery.

Oh my God. Because bitches 31, and it's time to go into the knife, okay? No, but I do have to say, I have to apologize. If you're looking at the mirror, and like, you don't like what you see, then don't be like, you have to get both tags for your TMJ. I just think it's fucked up of me as someone who's never had someone like tease for her nose. Okay. To tell other girlies who have been teased for their

nose. Right. To look internally for her. So like I don't know what you've gone through. Right. Have I been made fun of my ears before? Yes. Have you? I used to be called Elf ears. It's like like a whole thing I grew into them though bless But like I'm trying to like look. I'll show you a pic when I was little it was pretty aggressive It was like ruin the mood you know Everyone's like okay

Shannick in here, but I do think that everyone's going through different experiences. And if there's something that like has really fucked up your confidence, like you can't get off your mind, it's like change it. But with these things that are trends, like bug the fat. Getting your lips massive.

And like I have seen girls and I have friends with that literally have zero upper lip at all or when they smile You can see all of their gums who have gotten their lips down that you would never even know but yes changes the way they look in like a good way, but it's still like subtle. Yeah, so I want the girl is to be subtle Yeah, I want us to be editorial okay, and I don't want to go through trends What if next year the trend is Chubby Cheeks? What you gonna do? Call a redocter and be like,

Hey, can you take the fat out my ass and put it in my cheek? Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, just made me laugh so bad. Yeah. Yeah. Um, as you guys know, I'm an aunt. Yeah.

I'm an auntie. Yeah. And Lois is like really aunt. I'm an auntie. And Lois is like really cute, like really, really cute. But I noticed everyone keeps congratulating me for being an aunt. Yeah, and you feel like I've done nothing, except it exists. Like I've layered on nothing. Like my brother, that's ex-husband one. So gross.

But it's just so weird people congratulate me when I'll be on FaceTime and she's so cute and then she'd be like And I'm like, oh my god. I'm in an Uber and I hang up crying babies are so annoying. I'd hang up on my bitch too Like that makes me want to cry I have to pay taxes, okay? Like let's stop you some wipe your ass. It should be me crying Loan, I don't know what you're upset about Seriously the thing that I think with people like congratulating you, are they really congratulating you?

No, but what else are they gonna say? Wow, they were just being nice. Like yeah, like if you're like, oh my God, my brother just had a baby, I'm an aunt. What, why did I just say aunt? I'm an aunt, like what would I say? Like, oh, thumbs up. Queen shit.

Yeah, would say I'm an aunt. Yeah, you're like a sea's gonna go on. Like what did I say? Like, oh, thumbs up. Queen shit. Yeah. Would say I'm gonna be- Yeah, you're like a sea's gonna go on. Like what did you say other than like congrats? It happens to the best of us. Have you been seeing the Harry Meghan Markle just crazy headlines and then like hair and then William and Kate? They're like responding.

They're just having, I mean, obviously we know. A media war. A media war. Insane. One of the headlines was that Harry thinks that William's hair loss is alarming. And I was just like, wow, let's all take a step back and break this down.

There are two siblings fighting. If I'm fighting with my brother in the media, I'm going for the fucking jugular. That was incredible. And saying that his hair loss is alarming is so mean. I know what I'd say about you. Hannah, that came to your head too quick. What would you say? Hannah Burner, things page of service,

orbital bone is alarming. It's alarming. The whole article was about how he basically aged so fast and doesn't look like diet. Like doesn't have any similarities to diet anymore. It's just petty. And I was like, okay, that's nutty. Then they released text messages between Kate

Middleton and Megan Markle about Megan's dresses for like the people in her wedding. Is that the media? I don't know. Basically Harry, Harry's got it on lock with Page Six. Williams got Daily Mail on lock. So it's like they're just fighting with random six. Yeah. Williams got Daily Mail on us. So it's like they're just fighting with random headlines. One of my skills in life is avoiding all of them. Like I'm not interested in it at all. And my thing is they left, like you said, they left England to get away from the like

limelight and then I can't stop with the like Harry wrote a book. They have like 400 million dollars Talk about a nipple baby Wow King of the nipple babies king of the nipple babies I was speaking of nipple babies. I was thinking about like how Nick Cannon's daughter's name is Queen, is that allowed? He's got 12 and Epobie. I'm just saying like, can you,

I thought you had do stuff to become a Queen. I mean, she's gonna be put through a lot. She's got 12 siblings to fight with our friends. She deserves that. But yeah, they've just been like everywhere. And part of me is like, if the tea's that hot, I don't want you to tell it to me. I want us to figure it out.

Right, it's just like I... I don't want it served to me like that. Like I feel like they're purposely trying to guess a thing something, so I don't want it. Yeah, like it's too much, they're doing too much. Yeah, to be like they're the worst, they're the worst, right? Aren't they the worst?

Yeah, like okay, I got it. Yeah. Also, I feel like in America, it's so different what we think of the royal family in terms of like what people in England think of the royal family. Yeah. The carry's giving us all this and we're like, wow, how crazy. But then like we don't really care. Yeah. Because it's not in our country. He's not on monarchy. Yeah. We're like, okay, cool. They lost the word us. We don't give a shit. You want your work on your strategy next time, but I feel like an England people are losing their God. Are they? I think so. We have to visit to see we have gigglers of London. London town. We're gonna show up on the streets and be like, what's going on?

Yeah, hand on the street. Have you watched it? Which team are you on? Yeah, I'm gonna show up on the streets and be like what's going on? Yeah, hand on the street. Have you watched it? Which team are you on? Yeah, I love that Speaking of giglers We have like I have to do a quick announcement of some famous new giglers. I didn't know where Gaglers We found out recently that I don't know if she's a gigiggler, but she wants to come on giggly squad Lisa Barlow She's a giggler. She's a fan of you She literally I don't think she knows my name. I'm gonna bully both of that. No, she literally said like yeah, I'm coming on

I don't care what they think That's amazing. Okay, okay, so we're definitely that we'll have her in 2023. We will have her on for sure We also I don't think these people not all of them want to come on, but they listen. Juliet Porter from C.S. to Key. So Juliet Porter, I love C.S. to Key and I've only... You got me into it. Yes, and I've only ever watched the S. to Key for Juliet. Like Juliet is that show, sorry, to like all the other cast members, but like...

She really is. What's up? Look standing as a brunette. I would say Juliet has the sauce. She has the sauce. Like you just want to watch her. But the show like, also knows she has the sauce, like in the promos is just like her. I think that, I think that Juliet should be taken

off of MTV and put on Bravo. Like I think she needs a different network. Wow. But I know Juliet because she's good friends, well, I don't know if they're good friends, but they're friends with one of my girlfriends in New York. So that's how we got connected and we've texted. Wow.

So she is a full giggler. Wow, this is called networking. This is giggler's quite alumni. Yeah. It's basically going to an Ivy League school. You just like end up networking. We basically have girls rushing Yeah, giggly

then I don't know if he's like a glimmer But I think he is cuz he follows us both who Vinnie From Jersey Shore. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Have you texted with him? No No, but Vinnie like years ago I like randomly hired a PR person when I had no business having a PR person and she did Vinnie's PR and she was like, you guys would have to meet like, oh my god, because originally she was like, you and Hannah, she'd do a show with Paulie and Vinnie and I was like, no, we would die because I'm so Vinnie.

I feel like and you're so poly-D. Yeah. Like, I mean, I even think Vinnie's like a Scorpio. So I already know that we would vibe because we'd probably like sit on the couch and not talk. It was like, one of the alone. So that's how I know him. So I don't think, I don't know if he follows us

because of Giggly. Okay, well, you're being humble. I'm Caitlin Bristol. I love her. I don't know if he follows us because of Giggly. Okay, well, you're being humble. Um, Caitlin Bristow. I love her. Is so fucking funny. She went to my show in Nashville. Yeah.

And she wrote like, Giggle Squad instead of Giggly Squad. Yeah. Giggler's got mad. Yeah. But she is a supportive queen and we're obsessed with it. Yes, she is. She's so funny. And her husband is so nice.

Jason, this is the sweetest. And he's a hockey player. Who would have thought? Who would hockey player. Who would have thought? Who would have thought? Who would have thought? The first time I ever talked to him, I was like, there's no way this sound nice you are. Like it's dumb how nice you are.

I mean, she's really like to fall in love with a man that nice. She's done some work on herself. Yeah, she deserves that for sure. Finally. Oh, Sistine's Sistine and Sophia still on. Yes. Sorry. Why was that so hard to say? I don't know. Did she have a stroke? There's so many S's in that I got nervy. So they I'm obsessed with that, but I can't even like handle that. So I'm doing. Um, but I can't even handle that. So I'm doing them- Wait, I have another thing.

I don't know if she's a fan of Gigglies blood, but I know she's a fan. Jessica Chastain was on Watch What Happens Live. And Andy asked her, like, out of all the couples on Bravo, like, who do you wish the best? And she was like, my don't care about any of the couples, but I want Paige to thrive best and she was like my don't care about any of the couples but I want

Paige to thrive and I was like wait Jessica Jessica how dare you confuse Jessica chestguest red head actress Molly's game Molly's game I have to watch that again with a reality to be present. She's literally has an Oscar. Okay, this reminds me so I'm in Nashville. And they say, hey, Casey Musgraves is coming to the show tonight. Oh my god, I saw that. No, no, no, this was like insane. So I, if you haven't listened to Justified or Breadwinner, Casey Musgraves, it's amazing. We're not like no silly country, country girlies, but also she doesn't get me country, country vibes.

She gives, she's like, country pop. If Katy Perry wanted to sing a country song, that's the vibe she's gonna make. And she's also like, she has the sauce. Yeah, she's got the sauce. She's like her style of everything. She's one Grammy, she sold up Madison Square Garden. She's a sauce. So they tell me that now

Someone who's been in this town for a bit Someone told me in my LA show that um What's the British lady with a cat? Who's really famous who dated Pete Davidson? Kate back in sale. It's gonna come to my show. I got, I was freaking out. I was so nervous. No, I would have freaked out. I freaked out.

Do the whole show being like Kate Beckinsale. Yeah. I go on the back and they're like, oh, she couldn't, she couldn't make it. I'm like, duh! She heard you, didn't have caviar and she was confused. Her cat had a tummy ache, she couldn't make it. Wait, I do have to say one thing.

I DMed Jessica Chastain when I... So embarrassing. She did respond, but I felt like I had to say, like, oh my God, thanks for liking me. We'll just say. I said, hi. Would you call her? I didn't refer to her.

I just did hi. Like, I said, hi. So you all marched I didn't refer to her. I just said hi. I said hi. So you all march it happens live. Thanks for being so sweet. I've been a fan of you forever. My mom and I always think you're the best dressed on every red carpet. That was really nice. Thank you.

That was really nice. Maybe one day you'll have a friend like Haley Bieber, but you don't. No, that's literally what. I was like Hannah's famous friends. All you're doing is messaging random famous women. Maybe like, so do you like to drink coffee? I just keep her as a Haley Bieber. Like it's so funny.

You're a nipple baby. Um, I think it's great. So Casey, I think she's like not going to show up. Like everyone's all excited. I go, she's not going to show up. I've done this before. Famous people. They don't, they don't do plans.

Right. Is she friends with Kate Beckinsale, or that was just a whole separate thing? Separate. Okay. That was just a separate, disappointing story. So she comes in, and she comes, to see me, she likes my comic.

I feel like she glows when you see her in person. How much time does she have? A little short. A little short. Not tiny, tiny, but tiny. Like, five, four, five, five. Five, four. No, I want to squeeze her.

And her skin is glowing. Yeah, she has this beautiful angelic, gorgeous stunning. And she was wearing this cool blue coat. She was just, everything you wanted her to be. She came in and I was very New York about it. I was just like, thanks. My heart. Like, in and I was like very New York about it. Like I was like, just like thanks to my merch. March, like cool. 99.10.

Pizza, fuck yeah. My friend Stewart. Okay, it's kind of sad. I think it always starts with a guy named Stewart. So it's a girl. Okay. That's our first name. Stewart.

STW-A-R-T. So cool. So freaking cool. So cool. She's gorgeous redhead comics who are full trend gorgeous Sad story Her friend just passed away. Okay, so who was like amazing and he was a huge fan of Casey musk raves Stop and she goes Hannah. I think this happened for a reason And you know, I believe in that shit. I'm like using this room today

Like the funeral was like the day before whatever so Casey mus Casey Muscoorce comes in, everything's chill, we're all saying hi, Stuart gets the balls to say, can we get a photo? Which I kinda like that she did that, and we got it, and we're about to leave. And Stuart was like, can I tell you something Casey? And then she starts pouring her heart out about how she believes that her friend is here

through her, whatever. And I like can't handle it in the moment like it was just it was just like I have to go perform it was just like so much so casing leaves and steward immediately goes oh no I just made up we start laughing we start dying laughing and she's like no no no no no casing most graves hates me now why would you think she hates her well you know like it's a lot to put on someone in just like saying hi.

So immediately, Stuart's like, I fucked up, I fucked up with Casey Mosecribes. Oh, so Casey Mosecribes, I would argue is like pretty, I would say, would you say A-List? I would say A-List. A-List. A-List. Like, the amount of things people have probably

said to her too. Well, that's nice. I go. She was like, I don't know how she took it and I'm like, look, people probably come up to her all the day, all day saying, like, I listen to this when someone died. Like, she goes, yeah, and I don't wanna, like, I just want to be chill.

Like, she was all mad at her, so. Yeah, but she shouldn't be, because, look, if someone came up to us and was like, you were not gonna be like, oh my god. You were like, oh my god. You're not walking around being like, fuck that girl were not like, oh my god, you'd be like, oh my god, walking around being like fuck that girl and her dead friend like, so is it we do the show and we're all just

like, that's great. We might KC beforehand. Yeah. They go, KC's outside hanging out and I was like, what do we hanging out? They're like, she's outside hanging out. I go out there and stew her to apparently had gone up to her and was able to be like, hey, I'm sorry about the dead friend thing And Casey's boyfriend or fiance was like, he was kind of a bummer and they all just start dying laughing So now she's basically best friends with Casey most brave. That's amazing So then they're all like hanging out. They like to love Nashville. Yeah, this was Nashville's the LA of the south. Are we going to Nashville? Yeah, yeah, little Nashville. Yeah, this was Nashville's the LA of Nashville. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, um, so anyway, you got a Nashville. You just see country music stars Wow, Nashville's the LA of the South. I love that. I did make fun of you know those um You know those those trawli's where people are drunk and they're riding it

I said it was the soul's like go of the self. Yeah, you couldn't pay me. How are you not puking? Also just like, no. I also heard that you're not actually peddling it. Like, it's fake peddling. Like, it drives itself. And they like make you, I'm like, so you're making me work out.

So that you work out? They're tricking you. Yeah, the whole thing is a pair of misgamed. Yeah, sounds like it. Did you write B Bob Ross? Just B Bob Ross. Oh, that's my mental health moment. Just be more like Bob Ross.

Yep. Wow. Think about it. Life is art. You cannot look at life in black and whites. You have to look at like Bob Ross. You're gonna make mistakes and turn that painting into something more beautiful.

Can I tell you something? That's gonna blow your mind. For my birthday, I made Craig get me the entire easel, art set, canvas, and even the little thing he puts the paint on. Wait, so you're meant to help his declining? Bob Ross set. I said, I need this paint set. Wait, so you're meant to help his declining? Bob Ross set. I said, I need this paint set.

He goes, you don't paint. I said, I need the Bob Ross paint. I need to spell it out for you. Okay. Bob Ross is head, little head on everything. What are the chances you use it? I've used it at once. Yeah.

Would you paint? Not anything good. I just, I know I do what I was doing, but I was like, I wanna be one of those girls that like, gets up and like, it's like, I'm gonna paint. Look, I wasn't getting the macho station, so I was like, and now I paint. No, I mean, I love painting, but that is life.

Yeah, it's not funny. You wake up. You don't know what you're doing But it's gonna become something. Yeah, I'm like am I a landscape girlie or am I like a still-fru-girlie? Like I don't know. Are you a nude male model girlie? Maybe. What the fuck is this? My paint's not honey. You got it from me when I'm a birthday. So guy named Chab in like the top. With a full boner. Honey you got it from me remember that So guy named chab and like what's up With a full boner

Okay, so mental health b-bob Ross I got it I Watch the Bob Ross channel all the time. I love it. It's a therapeutic so there and what is he say when he messes up he goes We're gonna make it okay. Just make it a happy little cloud This is up he goes, we're gonna make it. That's okay, just make it a happy little cloud. Yeah, he gives you life advice. So you just let the brush, yeah, that tree mom to be there. Doesn't look right to you, it's right. You're just like, fuck yeah Bob, fuck yeah. Wow, we're starting, this is the new Scientology.

And Bob Ross is like our dead leader. Do you know that you cannot buy a Bob Ross painting? Why? Because like his estate is owned by his family and they will not sell any of his paintings. Do you? Because I tried to get one for Craig for his birthday and it's not a thing. Wow, the Nepo babies are running these streets. Bob Ross's Nepo children are like, nope. I have wild...

But they could make so much money, I feel like. I know. So that's a bummer. Sometimes life is about art and not money, page. He had blue casing muskers, Boeburn said, yeah, real bummer. I'm gonna start saying that more. He had blue casing muskets, whoever and said yeah real bummer I'm gonna start saying that more like when someone says something you just have no idea what to say back So Alec Baldwin went on Instagram

No I Literally before game over I was watching this video. What is he doing? Alex Baldwin went on Instagram and begged everyone to follow his wife to get her to a million followers for her birthday. You are Alex Baldwin. What are you doing? What are you doing?

Also like as a famous person, it's your literal nightmare to be with someone who just wants clout. So you're basically saying hey my wife is exhausting the shit out of me. Yeah. Can you please just get her a million for how many? I need to know how many followers does Alec Baldwin have? Why doesn't he text Haley Bieber to poster buy them for her Alec? But also if she cares about it that much, they must have been so mad when she was getting canceled. So mad, but it's also like, um, I like Baldwin instant.

Oh, he only has 2.5. Yeah, because he's not like posting on Instagram all the time, is he? Your kind of is. A golden loves Instagram. He? Your kind of is. A golden love's Instagram. He like kind of is. He posted like four separate videos asking people, he even posted a thank you. Many thanks to everyone who helped get my wife

to one million followers. Now I can love her. Now she's worthy of love. No, this is insane. Like what? I mean, we're not even, there's Alec Baldwin level, like a famous and then me. If someone said to me, I really want a million followers,

I'd be like, get out of my apartment. But also imagine if your boyfriend even as a, like, just a surprise you was like, get Hannah to the million followers, I'd be like, that's, no. Even if I want it, don't tell people I want it. If hilarious not having the Ick from Alec right now, it's But it's giving like is that what you guys care about after all the shit you've been through this year That's what you care about I missed that I missed when we were like talking about her fake accent

Like what a fun time of life that was I missed when we were like talking about her fake accent. Like what a fun time of life that was. She was from Boston. And then see Alec Baldwin's wife, how do you say from Boston? Spongebobston. Like that was such a crazy time in pop culture. Maybe she actually got followers from that though.

I, she has over a million now. Well, maybe I need Alic Baldwin as my social media manager. No, like is Alec Baldwin PR for? He's got Alic Baldwin PR and he goes on all time. Hey, Paige just saw us trying to hit him. He never heard a gigley squad. Do me a favor. Just follow it. She's been annoying the shit out of me. These girls like talk about the gin isn't d in dicks, just follow up. He is kind of like winded in the video.

Yeah, he's a tired man. It seems like a ransom video. He's like, look, she's threatening another baby if she doesn't hit a million followers. I'm having like a full on baseball team. Like, I want to see their team compete against an accountants team and see who wins. Wow. I mean, NEPO babies, you're just fighting to the data. I want to see their team compete against Nick Cannon's team and see who wins.

Wow. I mean, Neppo babies. You're just fighting to the death. Oh my God, the Hunger Games were for Neppo babies. Hailey Baldwin's like the leader. She's like, I volunteer to tribute. So Gabby Union said that she cheated on her first husband and she thought that it was fine to do it because she paid all the bills. That's a wild thing to say.

Kind of fuck with it. But then it's like, so if you're with a dude who's paying all the bills, he could cheat on you. I mean, it was kind of feminist icon. Yeah, like I don't know if she's like, look, here's your allowance. I'm gonna get dicked out. Shut the fuck up. Here's the thing though, I feel like when roles,

it's more common for roles to be reversed, but like a guy pays all the bills for a girl. And I feel like there are a lot of situations where the women know their husbands are cheating on them, but they love that lifestyle so much, they kind of turn a blind eye. You're so right. So like why not?

Why can't it be the roles reverse where the man's just like, okay, I'm gonna turn a blind eye because I love this lifestyle. Wow. I mean, it's almost like you're paying him to just like shut up. Shut the fuck up. I have a dollar for how many times guys have been like if you could just shut the fuck up and you can stay. It's basically that you can't get mad at me if I'm letting you live with me.

Yeah. But the whole point of being with guys who are broke is because you have great sex. Exactly. You need to sleep that night. They need to fuck for food. Yeah. They're so hungry, physically, emotionally. So, what's the point of having a people who want to, I guess maybe just for someone to cuddle with a night, but then what's the point of having a people want it? I guess maybe just for someone to cuddle with a night, but like body heat.

Yeah, and like poor guys are obsessed with you. Yeah, until they take you for granted and then they're on to the next rich girl. You know how it is and these streets, poor guys. Oh my gosh. I'm gonna give you guys a list as we wrap it up. A list of documentaries you need to watch. Okay. Before next episode. So we're on the same page. First one is called the volcano on Netflix. It was so insane. It's about out of volcano. You sure got it. It's about a volcano. These people who went on

vacation to see a volcano on a island. And it erupted. Yep. And they died. Some of volcano. These people who went on vacation to see a volcano on an island. In an it erupted. Yep. And they died. Some of them. No way. It was like New Zealand or some shit. It was like an excursion on a cruise.

Imagine they're like, oh, it's a volcano erupted. It's scary. It was the scariest thing I've ever seen. This one was like, OK. OK. It was about Miss Cleo on Netflix. Yeah. It was OK. It I've ever seen. This one was like, okay. Okay. It was about Miss Clio on Netflix. Yeah. It was okay.

It wasn't that great. Orgasmink, everyone has to watch. What's that on? It's on Netflix. I thought it was gonna be like tips for orgasming. And I was like, if I had a nickel, it's... I just say if I have an... No.

I've been seeing that trend on TikTok where it's like, what bits do you always say? We always say, even if it doesn't make sense, if I had a dollar. Like, if... Sometimes I've said it that trend on TikTok where it's like what bits do you always say we always say even if it doesn't make sense if at a dollar like I've said it in no response and I'm just like you guys get it anyway So orgasm ink is about this woman who started a cult Basically just like getting people saying that orgasms are gonna fix everything and like force men to like give women fingering orgasms where Where, when? What was this? You have to watch it, orgasm ink. And she got off and controlling people

and forcing them to orgasm. So everyone, no, it's insane. I don't even get it. I know, you have to watch. She basically formed this thing about how orgasms make you so happy. And she taught this 15 minute orgasm where you like once they're close to coming you slow it down again and she teaches these men how to make women orgasm and she called them

like oh ohms orgasm some things orgasm meditations. But it wasn't real orgasm meditations. I mean she was calling it orgasm meditation but it's just like forcing women to get orgasms by men. So she was just running like a sex cult where everyone was just fucking and she was like, no, this is for science. Yes, and sometimes the people like they would fight and she'd be like, you guys need to go do an O.M. and they'd be like, but we don't want to.

She's like, do it. And the girl is like, and she'd watch them. Sometimes or she'd make people do it in front of a whole group. Oh, my God. It's freaky. Okay, this is really good on Hulu. The Chip and Dale's documentary.

Okay, not the show. Not the show. The show. Not the show. Okay, do the documentary. There's sex. There's murder. There's murder.

Multiple murders. Wow. It is crazy. Okay. The's murder? Multiple murders. Wow. It is crazy. OK. The burning made off Netflix documentary is kind of pressing. Depress it in. It's slow, but if you're having trouble falling asleep at night, I would put it on.

OK. Nothing puts me to sleep, like racketeering. I don't even know a ragged hearing. I don't know what it is. But I just wanted to say that word. Like that's what's ragged hearing. What's ragged hearing? What's raggedeering. I just wanted to say that word. That's what's raggedeering. What's raggedeering.

He's Googling it. I feel like it's something I would put you in jail for a tax evasion. Yeah, I like the word though. Racketeering. This is the final one that you might like. Okay. I was don't ask how I got there.

It's like an old documentary on Amazon Prime about Kiara for Rigny. Oh my god, I love her. Kiara. Kiara. And Kiyara. And it's just like a puff piece about like how amazing she is. Yeah. But like, it's pretty cool.

She is pretty sick. Like, she really is like the first ever. She's like 100 million followers. Yeah, she was like the first ever influencer. And she didn't even use Alec Baldwin to get there. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Okay, wait, but where we go, I've won show that I think everyone should watch. It's on Hulu, and it's called, Flaishman is in trouble. Why'd you like it? Because it was so different than anything else that, like other shows that I binge watch. I love that.

Yeah, it was really good. Okay, and last housekeeping to start the year. We are going to Durham, North Carolina, Charlotte, North Carolina, and Charles in South Carolina. And there's like 30 tickets left between all the shows because they've been releasing some. So if you haven't got it, try to get it. Yep. On giggly-squad.com. It's two shows each study. It's going to be really fun. We have Houston, Austin, Dallas, Denver, Phoenix, San Diego, Philly, Huntington Minneapolis not to be confused with all of Nick Cannon's children's names That's Houston Dallas

Gagglies, we missed you so much. Yeah, thank God. This is back talk to you later. Bye Bye!