Giggly Squad - Giggling about business, winter fashion, and hotel sex

Episode Date: December 5, 2023

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Hahaha! Just what's the next thing? Well yeah we're in the windy city. I do have to say, whoever does Chicago's PR, who is like you know what people like about a city, if it's windy. Hahaha! I've never been like oh I want to go because it's fucking windy. No, Chicago does have funny PR because they're like, don't dare come here in the winter.

Don't even think about it. Miss us on the map, but in the summer, come and play. I do feel like Chicago is one of those cities that I go to that I'm like, and this is so rare, because I don't wanna live anywhere. That I'm like, oh, if I had to move to Chicago, I'd be fine. Oh, wow, that's huge. That's huge.

That's huge, that's huge. That's huge, that's huge. So many cities. You won't even see the city, and you're going, I don't like the energy. No way. No way. I judge it based on my own mood when I get off the plane.

For sure. I'm like, I'm feeling good about my outfit today. I fucking love Austin Texas. What did you, Dallas? You were going nuts over Dallas and I was like, you just had a good sandwich. I feel like I'm still telling people that. I'm like, no, I loved Dallas. Being a girly is about having like different hormonal swings and I've been embracing it. I've been like, oh, this week, I'm just a tired girl.

And then some weeks I'm more confident. I had a bad feeling about it. I'm like, I'm been like, oh, this week, I'm just a tired girl, and then some weeks I'm more confident. I had a PMS demon take over my body when I was in a robot that I need to raise awareness about. Isn't that just the way? Because I don't want to take age with it. Beautiful.

Everything's perfect. I had just posted about Chelsea Handler. Oh, yeah, yeah, we need to talk about that Like everything in my life was going smoothly on on paper honestly a plus. Yeah a plus I was so mad for no fucking reason. Yeah, and does when guys can be grumpy It's like oh, he's just being a guy, but like when I'm grumpy. It's like I've been I have a d I'm a PMS team Yeah, so he was like talking to me and I was like, I don't feel good right now.

And then he was like, you have to go in the ocean. And I was like, no. And he's like, we have to baptize the demons out of you. And I was like, no. And I was like, no. And I was like, no. And I was like, no. And I was like, no.

And I was like, solution is water. It's like drink water, get in the water. I'm like, can we do one thing that doesn't involve water? Actually, I just want to drown myself at this point. I had a headache the other day. And I was like, oh, you drink water get in the water. I'm like, can we do one thing that doesn't involve water? Actually, I just want to drown myself at this point. I had a headache the other day and Craig was like, oh, you drink water and I snapped. I go, it's enough with the fucking water. I go, did you drink any water today?

Like, did you, like, I'm gonna start asking you. Like, are we keeping score? Like, I have no idea how much water Craig drinks during the day because you wonder why? I don't care. I don't care, I don't care. It's how much you're up. Figure it out.

Also, what is an ounce that's a made up thing? It was made up to just keep girls peeing all day. So we can't fight the patriarchy. I have to fill up my Stanley seven times. Can you even be a functioning human? I have things to do. My question is, when European messing really bad, and for me, it was like four hours of truly

like my own thoughts I was getting mad at. Everything,, and someone would say something and I would just roll my eyes at everything, everything, like someone knocked on the door and I was like, oh my god. Like, you, oh, they won't even fake a smile. Like, and he was like acting like I was the smother. I'm like, women don't always have to be happy. No. What do you do when you're in the worst PMS? Do you just lock yourself in a closet and hope it leaves your body eventually? See, I think my problem is when I'm in it, I don't know I'm in it, and I'm out of it.

And I'm like, oh, maybe I'll bust a little harsh. Sure, when you're in it, this whole world needs to come crashing down, and I'm going to make it. And Craig will be like, you're in it you're like this whole world needs to come crashing down and I'm gonna make it and Craig will be like Racting differently. I'm like no fucking This is who I am Take it or leave I gave this a full speech about how women are Everyone wants them to be caretakers and we don't always want to smile all the time And maybe I just don't want to smile and then like three hours later, I think I was probably hungry and I was like giggling. Yeah, you're just like, what a lovely day.

But also I think it's good. Yeah, I was like, I'm just thankful. When ever you say the word grateful, that wasn't me speaking. You're just so thankful to me here. But it's true. Once you're in a PMS mood, you can't just change it. You have to leave and come back. Yeah. Because you can't go from being such a bitch tonight.

And my problem is when I'm PMS-ing and I know I'm wrong on something and I know I'm harsh. I can't bring myself to be like, I'm PMS-ing. I have to double down. But I also, I would argue, I don't think you're wrong. I think you're just being harsh, but I don't think I've ever been wrong No, I look back. We're not wrong. Yeah, I just going about it in a little bit of a maybe quick Sorry, the tone was hard. The tone was maybe could be better. I've done better But the sentiment was Your fucking loser and I can't stand

you. So I don't know what you want me to do about it. But it's not true. I've like met her grumpy all the time, but like the one time we're grumpy, it's like, she's the PMS monster. But it was fun. We went in the water and he was like joking. He was baptizing me. Because what was that I was watching the Hellsong documentary and Justin Bieber was Getting baptized by Carl Lenz in like a random NBA basketball players bathroom So I was like I'm just gonna be what goes on in Hollywood Literally what Speaking of Hollywood he were in LA for most powerful women in

Reality TV, you know how like I really want to get I really can't understand how I haven't been kidnapped in the times that I for most powerful women in reality TV. You know how I really wanna get, I really can't understand how I haven't been kidnapped in the times that I visited Mexico. It's how I feel about being in LA and the illuminati, not just knocking on my hotel door. Every time you're there, you're like, did I know I'm here?

Yeah, I'm like, is this the trip where like, Doge Cat comes up to me and is like, join this call. You call her in a publicsister, like how do I get them to know I'm here? And they're like, who? You're like, is this the trip where like, Doge Cat comes up to me and is like, join this call. You call her in a publicsister, like, how do I get them to know I'm here? And they're like, who? You're like them. You know, you know? You're leaving?

Oh, I've been liking the LA more and more every time I go, which is dangerous. But like, when you wake up in California, it is so different. You're like, oh, the sun lives here. They're like, they're smiling, they're breathing in fresh air. And you can drive. Like, I could see you. Yeah. But what do you want to drive? Like, you like have to.

But I feel like you would not drive an hour to get lunch with someone. Oh, so like, I feel like you would actually see fewer people. Have you run out? I can't drive. So I. So like, I feel like you would actually see fewer people have you run out. I, and I literally can't drive, so I'd be like, figured out. You have to come to me. You have to come to me. There's not great cell service.

You know, I, I love an LA home that it's like, sorry, my service is so bad you can't. What is that about the Hamptons and the Hills and LA that like if you're that rich, it goes backwards. Yeah, where like there's no internet. There's no. Can't be contacted no I do love that though. I Like I like that too. So you saw some characters Were you sitting next to anyone any fun conversations? Give us the tea

Well first of all when we walked in like someone was sitting in my seat and someone was sitting in Craig seat I don't know like who they were and I got like so nervous because I'm like here I am in this fucking ballgown like don't have a seat. I'm like, hi, sorry. Um, so my name's actually page I know was your name on the thing. Yeah, I'm sorry. I know Arla and then people can't fucking read It took everything in me like is that I'm pick hitting your brain? I was getting off the plane though and there was like this angry at New Yorker. That was next to me.

I felt really comforting. Like you could tell that he was just pissed that we've landed in our life. But like we have clearly we have to be here for some type of reason. So he's getting his bag down and he's like coughing and puffing and he turns to me. And I think he's going to like yell at me that like I was like about to get my bag. And he's getting his bag down and he's like coughing and puffing and he turns to me and I think he's gonna like yell at me that like I was like about to get my bag. And he's, and he's, which is valid.

He's totally bad. Yeah. And I was like, oh no, no, you can go first and he was like, thanks. And then he takes his bag down and he was like, do you need help? And I was like, no, like I got it. Like I'm totally good.

Please don't touch. But see, that's the one person that I will be obsessed with wanting them to like me. Like I want the grumpyest person to be like, I fucking hate everyone, but you, you're a good one. I was obsessed with this man. So I get my bag down, he goes, good job. Like, I'm so really proud of me.

I was like, thank you. And then he goes, you from here and I go, no, no, I'm from Newark and he goes, yeah, you have an attitude I can tell. Like, you're wrong. And I was like, this is, can you be my grandpa? Because this is everything I've ever wanted. This is crazy, because I sat next to an old man

coming to Chicago, and he was immediately a talker. But when they're old, there's something about it where you're like, this might potentially be like a magical moment. Maybe grandpa's speaking through him last time, but when he's the last time he's ever on a plane. I don't believe it. But he was so funny. He was like this seven-year-old guy, but he had like swag. Like, he honestly, he low-key was hot. And then he was like, oh yeah, my girlfriend's talking about his girlfriend. She walked by and she was like, yeah, I was like, what's going on here?

He has swag. I'm like, are we flirting? Yeah. But he asked like, what do you do? And like, I can't lie, because I get into like worse situations when I lie like next You know, I'm trying to explain like how accounting works. I start laughing Oh, what do you do I start laughing? I'm like You go I'm grateful Just think fall that's what I do. You just say thank you. So I said comedy, which means that there's going to be a 40-minute conversation.

Right. So he starts naming like every old comic ever, and then he's like, you know who he is, right? Yeah, yeah, I know who he is. No idea who he's talking about. Yep. And then he goes, but you know, some of these female comics, they are so dirty. Yeah. And I'm like, yeah. Gross.

Gross. And he goes, who's that blonde one? She's so dirty. And I'm like, Nikki Glaser. Yeah. And he's like, oh my god, the way she speaks, it's like, how could you ever like bring her home to your mom? Oh.

So then I, no, Nikki Glaser. Right. She's a girlsis, she's my friend. She's literally helped me in comedy. She supported me. I stand for Nikiklis. So I stood up to this man and I was like, she's actually very smart, very successful, like multi-millionaire. Your mom might want to meet her.

He's mad at what she says like, pussy. I'm like also, do you guys feel more comics? We're not like walking around just being like, my labia's swinging. Right. I mean, like I do, but like not all the time. Right. Should I go into Christmas and be like,

I'm gonna open my legs up on this present. So he's like talking to me, and I'm like being a people pleaser. I'm like being nice about it. And then he's like, are you dirty? And I'm like, honestly, like I'm less dirty that people think I'm gonna be. Yeah. And he's like, oh, and then less dirty than people think I'm gonna be. Yeah.

And he's like, oh, and then he's like, can I have your name? Like, can I look it up? Like the first video. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

He's been talking about when you're riding a guy. And you lose your rhythm. People don't talk about it enough. Because shy for bringing awareness to people being not rhythmic. And I'm like, I'll be dirty, but I'm not like shock value dirty. Like I try to have a joke about the dirtiness. So I'm like defending myself just as dirty as any guy.

Like who gets up and talks about his nuts. Yeah. And it's funny because people, what I say people, my enemy is online, well, there's always these men that are like, oh, women only talk about sex. And I'm like, no, I talked about how dogs, like to smell my pussy. Because also we have a different perspective on sex

and it's not your person. And also some of my favorite male comics bits are sex jokes. Like sex is funny and people need to talk about it more. But I did write a joke about Warren guns and abortion recently that I'm gonna do for my haters. For my enemies and my haters. So anyway, I'm dating a seven year old man now. We love it.

Anything else from the variety? Your outfit was amazing. Thank you so much. No, my haters will be mad at my outfit because it was probably the most page coded outfit I've ever worn. Like I would be, I kept telling people at the event, which then I realized this is probably harsh. People were like, oh my god, I love your dress.

I was like, thank you so much. I'll be buried in it. But like I meant it. Like I want to be buried in that dress. Did you have any other dresses that you were deciding? Oh, she knew I was locked and loaded on this dress. I've been looking at this dress online for months Okay, and then I was just like you know what? Mama deserves that so I've been a fashion girl and training for three years now

Often during the week are you scrolling? Yes. And how much are you, how do you save inspiration? Because you know I'm screenshotting, but I forget them all. Is it a Pinterest board? Like where do you go? What's my process? Let's be honest, like you are doing actual journalism labor.

No, it's call CPS. I'm overworked in other things. Like you don't just wake up and like, no, what you're gonna wear, you've done real research and you're well read. I'm presenting at Oxford next week. Okay, you know, like on your phone in your apps, like you have like the little squares

where you can put the same type of app in Folder. So I have like a specific shopping folder. So every website that I have the app to is there's always a running cart So like I'm always looking at like what they've newly added and anything I like I save within the app or like add it to my cart Wow So then like I know if like events come up, so like the variety came up and I was like, I already know address in my mind that I've seen that I've saved.

Yeah. So I need to go and now I'll order it. See I'll impulse buy for no reason. I'll be like one day I'll be this girl and I'll just like buy it. And then I'm like who was I? I buy purposefully. Yes.

I'm not a shopper where I'm just like, oh, I love shopping. Like, let me go and that actually stresses me out. I'll see a shirt and be like, if I was cool, I'd wear this shirt. And then I'll buy it and I'll have nothing to wear it with. And then it won't be cool in like three months because it was like a weird trendy thing.

And then it sits in your closet. Or I wear it on stage and then my enemies come for me. Come for you. Yeah. So, and also my mom. My mom looks every single night for me for things and then we'll just send me things and be like, I don't know if you have anywhere to wear this. And I'm like, I don't know.

But I like that you're not out here just like buying anything you think is cute. There is a strategy and capitalism wins, but we have to decide what's actually worth it. Right. Which, that's hard. It's hard. No, but recently, because we just are busy

and all of my outfits are really for work-related stuff, also we have a job where when we wear something, we post it, we see it. Right. And it's also people want to put an opinion on the outfit, which I love. Like I, like for my bravo con outfits, like here's the thing.

You start a conversation. I started a conversation. Your face was everywhere. And people thought that like it was really hurting me. Like isn't she in fashion? Like this is a horrible outfit and I'm like yes honey, but you are talking about it. You're commenting on my face.

If you're in fashion, you know that everyone's wearing pants as outfits. If you're in fashion. Right, that's the other thing, like the girlies now. The reason why your outfit was so page-coded too, and I'm not out here trying to shit on myself all the time, like I look really good in a lot of outfits, but I know it was page-coded

because if I had worn that outfit with my hair the way you wore it, I would have looked like a used-cute. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha literal ballerina bond. Here's where I made a mistake. I washed my hair the night before, which I shouldn't have done. If you want to do like a top knot like that, best results are dirty hair because it stays better and it gets like it's more gritty where like mine was actually too clean. So it was getting a little bit frizzy flyaways where I really just wanted it to look like a messy ballerina bond. But my inspo for that look was Audrey Hepburn, like when she first became famous, was like one of the first people to like be with a fashion house

that like made all of her outfits for like premieres and Oscars and blah, blah, blah. And she always used to wear like teal-enth dresses that were like bigger because they were like in style. But I think like she was with Dior. She was like one of the first people to be with like Dior. And she always wore those dresses and I always said like for my rehearsal dinner

for my wedding, I want to wear a dress like that. So then when I saw it, I was like, this is mine. I actually love that you said that because when you're little, you think the biggest events are gonna be your wedding. And then like when I did like some standup show and I was like, this is bigger than my wedding. Wait, is not so funny.

Well, because no one prepares you that like, you're gonna be happy. Not that like wedding is like so incredible, but like there's so many incredible moments of your own life. Yeah, that it's just focused on you kind of. I was saying that I think X have been created because like back then you couldn't have an X. Like you needed a man to live.

Like he literally was paying for everything and your job was to stay home and like clean the floor. Now that we have like our own money and our own apartments, like I'm not gonna be with like I who sits Chris costs applesauce. And nobody should. And nobody should. Unless you're dating a yoga instructor

and then that's a bigger conversation that we need to talk about. Speaking of fashion, I never thought about winter coats. Like I was like a kid with it. Like I'm like, this is my winter coat, and I would wear it until like it started to smell, and then I'd get a new winter coat, and I had this like leather winter coat

that is now like falling apart. And I realized I have to get another winter coat, but like it's an investment sometimes. Yeah. What kind of winter coat are people wearing? You're talking like when it's snowing out puffy, like you need to be warm. I think so.

Like oh my god, this is not a moment. Not a moment. No. Then I think my go-to is always like, and I hate to say it, but the Eritzia coat. The Eritzia coat. Like the Eritzia Puffer. Well actually is actually a great fucking coat if you live in New York City.

Someone said you know you're 30 when you want coats that go past your butt. There's just something you're all this. Made a TikTok about winner coats and then she just ended up and she was like, I am a coat. Nothing spoke to me more. I was like wait, I had to identify as a co. As a sad winter co. Then when you get older, like the outfit is the coat. Yeah, I mean, I have a trench, but again, the trench is not gonna keep me comfortable. But here's the thing, Hannah, where's your trench from? Somewhere nice.

Like a wool trench? No, like a investigative trench. Oh, so you need like a full length wool, like long black coat. Mango has amazing ones for like a investigative trench. Oh, so you need like a full length, wool, like long black coat. Mango has amazing ones for like a reasonable price and they look expensive. That is really like the adult version that will win our call.

Did they keep you warm? Yeah, if it's wool, it will. This is my problem with fashion. And this is the only thing between me and like, Vogue. So, like literally teetering is that it's the basis. If it's literally, this is my thing. If there is one thing that's scratching anything, I'm out.

If I feel like I might get uncomfortable in the heels, I'm not wearing them. If I put on the coat and I'm cold, I'm not wearing it. Like I'm such a, frankly, a little bitch when it comes to wearing clothes. Like I'm a little kid who like I put on the coat and I'm cold, I'm not wearing it. Like I'm such a, frankly, a little bitch. Yeah. When it comes to wearing clothes, like I'm a little kid who like I put a hat on and I'm like, No, I don't want any, we need it! That's how I feel tights.

Every time I put tights on, I'm just like this fucking sucks. I bought Amazon tights that look like yours. Sheer ones? The ones that were like floral almost that you wore the last one. Oh, the lace one. They were so fucking cool. Okay, lace is having a real moment. I'm doing this thing for the today show

for like holiday dresses under $100. And I think I picked some really fucking good looks, but one of my looks I'm doing is like black lace tights with like a black blade, like blazer dress. Yes. If you are going to a Hollywood, Hollywood. Oh my god. If you are going to a Hollywood, Hollywood. Oh my god. If you're going to a holiday party

and you're like, I don't want to buy something new and I'm never gonna wear this red, ruffle bullshit dress again. Yeah. Take the black blazer that you have in your closet, cinch it with a belt,

go on Amazon by a pair of black lace tights, put a fucking bow in your hair and a pair of heels that you already own and boom, you're at your holiday party Can I wear my wide high boots? See when you're doing the lace tight, I say go like a regular heel. Okay. I'd say don't do it

I don't that's I'm starting to be like too much. Okay, I think it's but it could look really cute if it's the right boot But the it's very based on the boot. Okay. Okay, honestly fitting my weariness. I was a little out of the accent. No, that was not an admin, but like, I think it was important that we're sitting here with someone who researches fashion every night to ask some fucking important questions.

But wait, actually, I have a gripe with the fashion industry while we're on the fucking topic. What's going on? There's a model. Her name is Elsa Hossk. You know, blonde, really pretty blonde. Obviously she's really pretty. She's like a stunning model.

She has a brand called Hosses Studios. I fucking love everything she makes, okay? She's putting out a holiday collection. She's putting out the most page coded dress I've ever seen in my life. It was ice, pink. High-neck has a little bow here, and then in the back, dip down into a V,

had another little bow, mini silk dress. I was like, party in the back, no, this, I need this fucking dress. I set the timer on Instagram, like set alert reminder for when the dress goes on sale. November 30th, 9am, Pacific Standard Time Got It. I even put a fucking alarm on my actual phone to know when the stress drops. I check the day prior to make sure it's not on there

where you can pre-order it. I don't see the dress. I'm like, great, they didn't do pre-order. I'm gonna be the first person to put the stress in my card and getting this dress. I go on, 8., to go find the dress, to put it in my card, sold out. How is it sold out if it hasn't gone on sale yet?

Look, I don't know what to say. No, I'm live it, so I'm just live it. So more live the stories, I didn't get the fucking dress. So, and I said, I had to send in my email for when my size comes back in stock, but who knows? Who knows? Okay, how do we move on from this? Like where do we even go from here?

If you did your own line, it would involve. Yeah. Either way, they could reach out after this would be like, page, we are, we're so sorry. We're so sorry that we like, it felt it's like across our deck. I think it was like, I understand. We do not want to go to small clubbing.

I'm a good schooler. We do not want to go to small claims court. We know you're bad at adding, we're bad at adding men too. Sometimes things just go to my trash and I don't even know about it. But promise me, when you do your line for a valve and you go on this trip and you're going to like, come all divs or whatever. And you go, okay, this is my invite list and they go, oh, how to burn her. How to burn her's not.

She's not a fashion girl. It's how to burn her a bust. You go, you go, you go, you go, you go. This looks great. Hannah Berners-up. The only line I would do would be with like a repurposed. Why you haven't done a granny pantyline is beyond me. Okay, I thought, I have it in my notes.

I wrote granny pantyline. But because, I mean, I'm working on it. We'll see. Excuse me, Victoria, secret. We heard that you're counting the jumps and one's buying your shit. You know who would sell? There's a fat ass comedian that has some shit to say. Who would literally sell granny panties. I wanted like good panties for working out. Like I know people work out in thongs, but like it's been proven that it's not good to work out in thongs because like

there's too much sweat going back and forth like you have to protect your pussy and your butthole. I don't know if that's actual science, but I heard that you can get infections. I think you can, but you don't work out enough to give you a UTI, but like. I have done certain exercises before where I'm like, I feel like that's hitting something in my vagina and I'm not down with it. I need to be, I need my labia cradled.

Like I don't need a toothpick. So I would like to get like a really cool, like a thing that you could feel like you can sweat in too. And also but I can't have lines because you wanna wear your yoga pants. I'm surprised a yoga company or like a Lou Leman hasn't come out with some sort of built-in underwear in their like workout pants.

Oh my God, yeah. That's like just the front where it's like just for your vat. Like a just cup. my god, yeah. That's like just the front, where it's like just for your back. Like a just cup. A cup, yeah. It's a cup, a girl cup. That's like cloth, that just cups your back. It's a diva cup. Yeah.

No, what? I also come from the world. Jeff Bezos, answer our phone calls. We have so many ideas. Being in Chicago, Chicago. And maybe think about when I was in Wisconsin, you wanna wear jeans, but it's too literally too cold to wear jeans. So I want to vent jeans that are literally like furry on the inside

Yeah, I feel like you want them like leggings like that. Okay, that was mean But I do I'm really into like a repurposed fashion where I want to do a line And like I know some people have done this already But like you get all these vintage blazers and you like cut them up and have them like have half make vests out of the blazers, make tops out of old jeans. Like I'm obsessed with that. Wait I love that. I'm up some people I've seen around the internet are doing it but like... I love a deconstructed blaser into like a mini skirt that has the blazer pockets.

Yes, like that's what I want and it's all like recycled. Too bad we can't like So because I would just do it if I could My cousin's like if I just do it my cousin's at FIT, but she's in marketing so I will figure it out one of my favorite things to do is Go on vacation because I like to lay in just a different place that has sun and I can go swimming and it truly is just the most euphoric feeling. That's why you need to know about cell-off vacations.

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Want to hear something crazy? Yeah. Which is like so fucking unbrand for me. My college closed. Oh my god, your college is just quit. Your college was like, never mind. Wait, it bad. Isn't it like middle of the year? So somebody, I was telling someone, I was like, my college is closed. And they were like, wait, so does that mean like,

you didn't go? And I was like, wait, so in 10 years, people would be like, she made up a college. I'm like, it's no, like, I graduated. They thought would be like, she made up a card. I'm like, it's no, I graduated. They thought they lost their credit. Yeah. No. So they literally just didn't have any money lost.

Same rose. So it's closing after. This semester? I think till the spring, I think it closes in the spring. But how much is that suck if you were a freshman or a senior? Oh my God. Well, my cousin was there and then they cut a program. So she had to switch.

No way. They cut the music program so she doesn't go there anymore. They've been cutting. Because when I went there, they were gonna have like start a nursing program, which I was like, that would bring in all the fucking girlies. And they didn't do that. And then now they're just like, you know what? Didn't you just speak there? I was like, that would bring in all the fucking girlies. And they didn't do that.

And then now they're just like, you know what? Didn't you just speak there? I'm pretty sure that's it. You speak there. They were like, we need to shut this down. There's no hope. This is only for you. Yeah, we're going to pack it in.

The government called and they were like, hey, we can't have any more pages of sober is running around. We just talked to a college class to the other day, like on Zoom. I do have to say, go to college, but like, I always knew I was going to be an entrepreneur because I have problem with authority. Yeah.

So like deep down, I always was like, what I'm going to do is not going to require a college degree. No, I can remember screaming in my car, like before Tassen being like, I'm not gonna need it! Like I'm not gonna need it! But I was a communications major, so technically, but I just like wrote bullshit essays.

No, this is how on-brand it was that my college closed. Literally a couple days before that, I was in a legit meeting, and someone asked me something or said something and I was like, oh well yeah, I went to school for like broadcast journalism. The look on their face was like, you want to go home and I just like looked around and I was like, no. Yeah, yeah. You get so much, you get so much from pretty privilege like so much in your life, pretty much everything. But then it works against you so many times where people actually, because you're pretty,

think that like you can't, I mean, you can't write or read. I just can't write or read or read or read or read or read or read. I just can't write or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or read or You're the brunette legally blonde. They're not rest of the stories. She's gonna be in saying, well, it was a college and then it closed. Like, they're gonna think I'm making it up. And where did you possibly graduate from? We had such an opposite college experience because I went to the most rural, rural school, obviously, go badgers. But it's at the point where like, you'll be in New York and if someone's wearing a Wisconsin

outfit, like, people will go, go badgers to them. They go, go badgers. Like, it's crazy. So I was with Grace. I do that and I don'tgers. Like it's crazy. So I was with Grace. I do that and I don't even go bad. No. I was with Grace, her Jonsi Correspondent, and this girl's walking with her dog

with a huge like W on her shirt for Wisconsin. So I look at Grace and I go, watch this. She's going to fucking love this, watch this. And I walk up and I go, go badgers. And she looks at me. Like for four seconds. And I'm looking at her and I'm like that's the W for Wisconsin

like what's going on and we're just like I'm kind of and she goes oh my sister went there. Oh no. And Grace is looking at me like dying laughing. Dying laughing. And I go thank you. Have an amazing day and then I continued walking. So it doesn't always go well but you know what? Say go badger's back. Okay that was rude. Right. Even if you're wearing a Harvard sweatshirt, say go badgers back. I saw a giggler actually in the wild this week recently. And now when gigglers like we're saying bye, we say, how good I have a great life.

She just says, have the best rest of your life. So fucking funny. No, the gigglers in the wild have the best rest of your life. That's so fucking funny. No, the gigglers in the wild are the best. Oh, good. Oh, Zara is speaking of fashion. Zara is wearing a hair line. Yeah. She's just like doing it all.

Kaya Gerber was like the face of it. He's out on the website. I mean, but what happened to the makeup line? Well, is it getting replaced? I like, I need to be able to. You literally canceled it. Like Kylie and SnapKat. You were like, we're not doing this anymore and they're like, you're right. Like, I also was at a hotel a week and people were fucking, are you heard of? No, page. No. It was like 11 p.m. In your room or you're walking to your room?

In my room, and I'm peacefully scrolling TikTok. And I hear like, sounds like someone's fighting. Like commotion. Someone's in a fight. And so I'm immediately like, okay, well, I need to put in the TikTok down. What's going on? I'm in the lab of the last couple of minutes. So I'm hearing some like, thuds.

Yeah. And then I start hearing the like clapping, you know? Yeah. And I'm like, you know what you hear sound? You're like, where is it coming from? Like, in my bed. And I'm like, looking up, I'm looking down. I hear the couple in the room.

Yeah, like, what's happening? And I think I figured out it was like coming from behind me. Like, I think they were like right on my headboard. And then it was like, I'm hearing moans. And then it's like, you're low on comfy because party was like, okay, this is kind of like fun. But I'm like, okay, I'm not going to get turned on because I need to know like, And then it's like your low on comfy because part of you was like, okay, this is kind of like fun. But I'm like, okay, I'm not gonna get turned on because I need to know like,

what's the situation? Like, are they cheating? Are they like, what is going on? Any context? And then I start getting like, actually confused because they were going for like a while. And then part of me is like, have I been doing sex wrong?

It was like 20 minutes in and she's moning and I'm like what is he doing? She's lying. She had to be lying there's just that's too long and then I started hearing another noise and I was like is that him and He was making this like kind of high-pitched like Maybe lesbians Because lesbians are coming like I just gonna say maybe they were like older and he took a Viagra. That's possible.

So then I'm like, okay, this is so weird and I'm trying to go to sleep and- Have you ever wondered like if you've ever been with someone who had taken a Viagra? Like if always wondered. I mean, I am with an older man, but he's never taken one. But like, I know- No, like when I was in my 20s, I remember guys, like,

it was like a thing that they would do. Yeah. I don't know what the reasoning was. Oh, what you do is just hang out with boners. That's so weird. Also, like, you know, after seven minutes, we're like, I get it. You have to get the point.

Good job. And then now we get the point. A little repetitive. But the crazy thing is so I go to sleep. And I get woken You get the point. Good job. And then now we get the point. A little repetitive. But the crazy thing is so I go to sleep. And I get woken up in the morning. These motherfuckers are fucking again. Maybe they were on their honeymoon. I mean, it was in Wisconsin.

Right. Right. But then I was like, honestly, I wanted to wait out outside their dorm because there were these people. I want to know what they look like. I wanted to wait out outside their dorm, because it was people. I want to know what's going on. And she made some crazy noises where I'm like, I want to know what was happening.

And then I think, have people ever heard me? But I feel like I'm not out here, like I'll perform, but like short stints. Like I'm not out here doing like a full novel. People have definitely heard me. People have definitely heard me. Craig and I went on this like string of like, we're like for like a straight month.

Like we were just like getting caught left and right, like having sex to the point where. By who? I'm gonna tell's I wanted the crazy So I said I'm never crazy I'm gonna be so fucking mad do not DM Craig that I'm talking about this on the pod because he's gonna be so mad at me We went through like a month where like we just kept getting caught for whatever reason because in my apartment like The couch is like right by my front door

So like we had ordered food because in my apartment, the couch is right by my front door. So we had ordered food and we were having sex on the couch and literally right when we were done, we heard a knock but it was slow as if they were like, we've been here for a little, but this was uncomfortable but you were waiting for you to climax. They were like, oh, she's close. Oh, she's not close, she's not.

Okay, oh, just stay with the same rhythm. Stop moving. Stay with the rhythm. She's like, you're fucking pizza's here, bitch. So like he knocks on the door, me and Craig look at each other like, oh my god, that's so like what a close one in embarrassing But we never see the guy like, okay, then he leaves. Yeah, a couple days later, we're in Charleston And like sometimes we're like a little kinky like you know whatever like we watch porn together It's not a big thing, but sometimes we get crazy and I'm like throw it up on the TV Really get into it, you know You get what's a call to a projector on the side of his house?

I just got a new frame TV. I'm like let's really see it in action on the side of his house. I just got a new frame TV. I'm like, let's really see it in action. You know. So Kreglin put something naughty on the TV. We're on the couch. We're having sex. All of a sudden, we hear the doorbell rang.

Now, from the front door, if you peeked in the window, you can see what's on the TV. Kreg and I, Kreg stops. He goes into a full fucking cold sweat. Like, he's about to start crying. Like, he was in music. Who is at the front door? And I'm like, I don't know, bring it up on your phone,

like camera so we can see. It's a fucking kid selling chocolate cards. Craig is so, he's like, they're gonna tell their parents and the parents are gonna come. I was like, and so, you're allowed to watch, and you're allowed to watch for the entire house. Like we're doing what we want in our own home and our fucking 30s.

Also get your Jehovah Witness chocolates out of here. I'm literally, so anyhow. I thought you're just like out here like some people do have a fetish. Like no, we're not like publicly having sex because we're like calling into our home. I just thought you were like someone broke in. It was trying to steal something. And I was like, can you pass the cond like publicly having sex because we're like calling into our home. I just thought you were like, you're like someone broke in. It was trying to steal something.

And I was like, can you pass the condom while you're at it? But some people do. Can I make that true? I'm the same way as I am with like choking. Like, it's so hard for me to come. Like, I don't want to be finding for my life. I don't want to be like worried that someone's going to find me.

But some people really get off on that adrenaline. I think that I just have like too much normal adrenaline from a anxiety of existing on this planet. I don't need to like mix it up. Also, you grew up in New York City, which like, if you grew up in the suburbs, most people, the first place they ever had sex was like in the back of their car, like in high school.

So like, I feel like I don't have that adrenaline of like people catching me, because I was so nervous in like high school in college. Like, oh my God, I'm gonna get a car. I've had car sex once and I was 30. Yeah. It was like, I think my senior year in high school, I was just permanently in the back seat of a car.

It's just like, sorry mom. It was my boyfriend who I love. Can you sit on him? Like is that how you do it? Or you could do whatever. Oh my god, I can't remember. We're in Chicago finally made it. And it's doing something to us. Yeah, we loved the shy. I also wrote down emergency snack. I realized because I've been traveling that I always have an emotional support granola bar with me. No, you're a literal squirrel. Because I'll pull it out and does it be like words that and I was like you don't have an emotional, an emergency

snack with you. Have you ever seen pattington? No. He keeps a marmalade sandwich in Pat and then really you know like I have a granola bar in my back pocket at all times. Okay, something happened. I was like I'm so hungry and he's like reading lunch in like half an hour. We'll get there in half an hour and I was like, okay, and then I'm eating, he's like, why are you eating? I'm like, because I need something to hold me the fuck over. How often are you replenishing this emergency? I have it hidden everywhere.

Like I have bars everywhere. So it's real headaches. Also part of my rider is granola bars. So whenever I get to a venue, I restock. And you're just putting them in your purse. I put in my purse. I have it in my backpack. I have it in my, like your biggest fear is being hungry.

Your biggest fear in this life, like yesterday, after, before, say I have an 8 p.m. show, I don't want to eat a full dinner at 7. So I have like a little emergency snack. And then after the show, I could just go to sleep But sometimes I'm scared that I won't be in a fall asleep because I'm hungry and then I order enchiladas And emergency enchilada people don't talk about enough people don't talk about it Actually, a lot is art for emergencies. I mean are really good about it. No, I got it. I got it. You wrote millennial pause

I do it. I do it. No, I got it. I got it. You wrote Millennial Paws. I do it. I do it so bad. And I realized like Craig does it, but I can't even explain to him when a Millennial Paws is, like he won't even like be able to get it. He's praying to look slow. But like I'll watch his Instagram stories and I'll be like Millennial Paws. Some Millennial Paws are worse than others. Because like it's hard to time it exactly and start talking. And how are kids doing it? Are they just cutting off the beginning? Like they're editing off the beginning? Good question. Or I think they like are always doing something.

Like they pretend are doing something and then like look at the camera. Like, oh, I didn't know you're here. You know how they look like they're like putting the phone down sometimes? Yeah. They do that. Cause Lino pauses me like pressing it,

making sure it's on. Yeah. Looking at the camera, do I look okay? Okay, let's begin. Yeah. If you don't know what a millenn nail pauses me like pressing it, making sure it's on. Yeah. Looking at the camera, do I look okay? Okay, let's begin. Yeah. If you don't know what a millennial pauses, it's the three seconds before you start talking in a video. In a video.

And it's crippling. Once you are aware of it, it's drawing. It's you know it's, I'm like, oh my god. And you get embarrassed for people. So chuggy. I'm like no wonder the Gen Zs don't trust me. Apparently it's chuggy to say chuggy now. So we took the word that they were calling us. We took it made it ours and now they

said we can't say it. Oh no. I told you I was with my Gen Z cousin I think skipping bullied the entire time. Yeah. Because she was like you like want to be Gen Z. I just feel like there's so many more words that when we were that young, we didn't have that many words to explain things. I think his things trend faster because of TikTok. But I told her, I said, I don't want to be Gen Z. I'm Gen Z's favorite millennial and I pulled up a bustle article.

And she was like, you came with receipt. Yeah, I came with a receipt. I showed to her and she was like, okay, it's fun. You're like, this is a citation, bitch. The only word, the only Gen Z word I legitimately know is Riz. Yeah, but I've never used it in a sentence. Well, I know. Casually. No, I would never. I don't like it. It sounds like Jizz. Yeah. I don't like that at all. No, I definitely don't want to be Gen Z. My worst nightmare is going back to like who I was at 24. That's terrifying. That's why I like being a Gen Z 32-year-old. Yeah.

Because I love the vibes and I like the independence and the decenary men and like the coolness. But I was so scared in my early 20s. Everything my life was over. Yeah. I'd know I did what I was going to do. And I don't want to be like, I Everything my life was over. I'd know I did what I was gonna do. And I don't want to go back. I don't think I used my brain at all. I didn't think about one thing. I was more just like, this is my 20s. That was my whole 20s.

Yeah. My whole week was based around what I was gonna wear out Thursday night. Like that was the only thing I gave a shit about. Why did you write going out tops? Did you hear Gen Z's taking out going out tops? They're saying that millennials can't like, you know like when you're in college and it's like what are you wearing? It's like jeans and going out tops? Yes. Gen Z's like that's dead. You can't, that's so. So then what top do you wear? Well that's

the thing. So you can't have a going out top. They don't wear going out tops. So they wear dresses. Or they wear not going out tops with a, oh yeah, you can't wear a blazer. Cause you can wear blazers anyway. No, you can. But like, you know how millennials going out,

we used to just dress like... We're going to the office. Yeah, like that was like us going out. We'd wear like a nice blazer. I think you can wear blazers still. Like, I don't know know do listen to me. They're not taking my blazers from me But going out top is so funny. Yeah, we would wear like one sparkly. Yeah, I would like go to express and get like five going out Top and like these are my going out tops for the winter. You just rotate your top based on what you're doing Yeah, and you have one one color jeans for every day

I think because they wear a lot of body suits maybe. And like corsets. But corsets are basically a going out top. Of course it is a going out top. Yeah. Also like they're doing, no, we love our Gen Z audience. We're not going to turn on them. We love them.

You're amazing. Please explain how to not millennial pause to us. Also you wrote Mark Cuban. Yeah. There's shit going on. Stuff's going on with him. So there's this guy I follow on TikTok, and he has names Jack Mack.

He's where I got the Green Line test, and he posted this video about Mark Cuban. And I was talking about it with someone earlier in the week, how he's not doing shark tank anymore, which isn't that crazy. But heartbreaking. Heartbreaking, but he's done it for like 10 years. Yeah.

Do you know they film it in 10 days, the whole season? I feel like they't that crazy. But heartbreaking. Hard-breaking, but he's done it for like 10 years. Yeah. Do you know they film it in 10 days the whole season? I feel like they give that energy. Yeah. Because they're always exhausted and just like, exacerbated. And like in the same outfit, it's like, and they're just like, they're doing like 10 pitches a day for like 10 days

and then like, just like sounds like a great gig. I also like, I love that. That's what I mean. Also like, I love Barbara Corcoran so much. I would do that in nothing else. So he's not doing the... It's a big old tank. Imagine we just like gigglers coming in.

People pitch us jokes and if we laugh, you get... Or it's like pitching their revenge plots. And we're just like, go with this one. Oh my God. And then we like actually make it come true. We help them take revenge. We make the revenge happen It's like punk before revenge. Yeah, I love it. We are so creative today

We're just a plethora of ideas. So he's not doing sharding anymore. He sold the mavericks Yes, which people were saying like when he bought the mavericks he like It's like what he does. He take buys companies. He builds up, and then he sells them like a stupid amount of money. Yeah. He bought a town in Texas that had a population of 23 people. He knocked down all the abandoned buildings, knocked everything down, and he owns this town in Texas. And this TikTok conspiracy theory was like,

is he about to build a fucking city Like is he gonna own his own city in Texas and like build it up like a commune? No, not like a cult, but like his own like a Silicon Valley in Texas, but it's like Markybass sometimes money, more problems. To even think about doing that is like, you have to be out of your mind. Yeah. But there's also conspiracy theory

that he's running for president. Did you hear about that? Yeah, and then he said, he has no plans of running for president. I was actually just talking to Craig about this in terms of politicians and running for president. I was like, it's so crazy. If you think, if you wake up in the morning

and you think like, you know what, I'd be really good at running the country. See a fair answer. You're delusional. You're delusional. You're the biggest narcissist I've ever met in my life. But I feel like the president has to be some type of a narcissist.

Well, that's what they say. Like politicians are not the smartest people on the planet, the smartest people on the planet. smartest people They're the scientists right like people like trying to find cancer whatever. I don't know smart people like architects like engineers Those are the smart people The politicians are literally you have dilulu bears never have I thought could I run I'd town city state. That's why all politicians are, because men are delusional and think they could fly planes. Delusional.

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You're still understanding. You're still understanding. like what he is, which is like kind. And talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, you don't have to say anything, just talk. I would just wear one singular massive flower on my shoulder. I want him to run for office in Charleston, solely based on I want to have that era in my fashion life.

Jackie O. Yeah, I want to have like a political era for outfits. I love that for you actually. I want to convince him to do it like this town mayor. That's easy. You don't definitely just have like submit a form. You literally don't have to really have to do as town mayor. I'm like, you are already talking.

It's town mayor. No, he is. Everywhere we go, he knows someone has to stop and say hi. People are always like, why do you go places in Charleston? Why do you do anything? I'm like, because I'm stuck with the mayor and Charleston. The mayor, while he chats to everyone. And he loves it.

Loves it. I'd blow my hair out. And he ready as a lawyer. Like, isn't that part of it? Part of it. You can be like, I'm a lawyer. I'm smart. Yeah, I'm smiling. Yeah I know things.

So grud. Well speaking of cults, have you heard about the Shawn Mendes conspiracy theory? Um yes and I love it. I feel like it's for sure real. For sure real. So guys if you don't know. It just grows a beard like Shawn Mendes grew a beard and he wasn't ever able to grow a beard. So clearly there's some spiritual things happening within him.

He like hasn't been doing music. They said that he's been depressed for two years since his tour wasn't selling, which like, I don't know, I didn't know that was a thing. So okay, and he broke up from Camilla. Who hasn't? Yeah, I turned the club. Two years, like if I had a nickel. Light work.

Light work. So he's been hanging out with a new girl who apparently is part of a cult and the cult is called the Modern Mystery School. For sure, cult. You can look it online and other people he hangs out with are part of it and he like hasn't been doing his music and it's like ideals.

I mean, it's all the same bullshit, like in light and matte. Yeah. So the craziest thing that makes me really upset about cults, because I love the idea of like finding happiness, finding community, is they will convince you that like you're going to find your purpose in this cult while taking away from your actual purpose. It's like with Lexi and like a girl's an actress,

and Lexi, you know, she's like putting her whole life into like teaching people the next-seem curriculum. Yeah. You can say the curriculum. Fife for my life. Imagine someone said spell that. Yeah. That's it. And so these people are like, oh now I've found my purpose of like teaching the next-seem curriculum. It's like no, you weren't actress and you forgot about your dream because you're making money for some like crazy cult leader.

Yeah. you forgot about your dream, because you're making money for some crazy cult leader. So Shawn Mendes is now not making music apparently, and just hanging out with these new people, and then it's working out. And working out, which is a cult. So Shawn, I'm upset about this. Yeah, I'm upset. Someone needs to intervene.

I'm surprised Camilla hasn't been like, hey, why don't we not do this? Cultures are just so interesting. That's another thing. I'm surprised we haven't been asked to be in more cults. Yeah, I do think that it's giving, like, they can sense if you're, or maybe we have been asked in a subtle way

and we haven't given them the right response. Sometimes I get on my TikTok, like people in LA standing on the street trying to convince people not to go into the Scientology building and it's wild. Really? I think getting really weird live suggestions. And they always say, you draw me right in. I'm like, what are these things? That's a real reality TV.

No, it's just a rogue person live on TikTok. No editing. It's crazy. In LA. I mean, a lot of people can involve with the churches for like tax purposes, which is kind of crazy. That like churches aren't taxed.

Well, they're not taxed, but that people can just like make a church. Like you can be like, like this is a religion. Like, Giggly Squad's a church. We should talk to our account. No. Yeah.

Like what the fuck? Mine's a religion. Right, talk about tax, what the fuck? Mine's a religion. Right. Talk about tax evasion. We do like, this is a false. All you need is like an artist's check. Done. And public speaking check.

Done. OK, we created so many businesses in this one. Like, that's crazy. It's crazy. But yeah, I'm worried much about Charmenda's. And I feel like we should do something, but if you try to intervene, sometimes it causes them to get closer to the cult.

You know what, he just needs like a stern talking to from his mom. Is there anything else in front of his news? Did you see Britney Spears was like reunited with her mom for her 42nd birthday? I did see that. I also, there was like also another one with like a guy

that she was like dancing with. Oh, that like used to be her manager. Is that who it is? Yeah. No, used to be her agent I guess, like, stayed on. I'm worried about her. Yeah, and just, I don't know. I'm just, I just feel like she's still not,

we haven't, we haven't gotten to the situation. No, we haven't gotten to the root of the problem. Yeah, and I just feel like everyone be like, yeah, she's free and like, she's like, no, it's talking about her divorce anymore. Why? I don't know, like where is that guy? Yeah.

Okay. Like I was shady as fuck. He's back like, doing what? No idea. He's just in the background of her videos. I mean, I don't, I just feel like we can't just be like, good, now she's free. It's like she's clearly something's missing.

Something's missing. A miss and maybe she's not okay and needs some help in a different form. But like, I honestly can't keep supporting like her posting like being naked online and everyone being like, yes. Yeah. Like, I don't know if like, Brittany actually wants and everyone being like, yes, yeah. Like, I don't know if like, Brittany actually wants that.

No, it's weird. It's so fucking weird. I'm just raising awareness, I think like someone is stop, but no one wants to touch it. Yeah. Here's something interesting in front page news, but it's actually about myself. I'm so down with like, people being like,

when are you moving, when are you getting engaged, which is like the deal. Something that's recently been happening to me that I think is honestly so bizarre is people are asking me like when I'm gonna have a baby And I think it's the oddest question ever and every time I get out of what lock That's how you respond, you go out of bloodline? Wait, Hannah, that's how I'm going to start an interview. Question mark. Because I'm so, I get so like jarred every time I get the question, like I'm still never expecting it.

Because I'm like, Polar asking you this, like reporters, like random ass reporters. So I gave this answer the other day and my publicist's screen shot at it and sent it to me and was like nailed it And there was like actually yeah, I do have baby fever because I was holding my dog the other day and I said to myself I'm a mother The most bizarre question like I think it's a weird question if you're married and I think it's a Weirder question if you're not married like and you're date I'm like I dating, I was just dating my friend. It's also like, I get it if it's your friend

and as someone who's like, may or may not have kids, I like asking people, do you want, do not? Like just as like a census and in a personal relationship. Not someone I met three seconds prior. Three seconds prior. Someone asked me a bravo con, they were like, if you got pregnant, what would you do? And I was like, what?

What? I was like, that is like, great great that is the craziest question I've ever been asked I was like I don't know which what would you do this is my thing about journalists I think that like they're always trying to get you like a gotcha moment yeah to talk shit about you and I think we need to call out more journalists to be like like I know what did they think I was gonna say put it up for adoption, get that thing out of you. They can then take that and just like write it. Yeah, because then if I

say, oh, I want to have a baby, I'm so ready. The headline would have been, Paige is ready for a baby, what's Craig Connover thing? More like Paige, so excited about future baby. A lot of time, they ask you and it makes it like you wanted to talk about it. And it's like, yeah, or when people you talk about something, people like, she's still talking about that. I'm like, because people keep asking. Yeah. Also, it's funny. I had to do an interview last week. And all they asked was, is there any update on you and does his relationship? Question mark. I don't think I literally just filed divorce papers. Like, what kind of question is that? Like, we're, we like we live together, I want to be like, I literally said like we're touring together.

We have the same insurance company and I'm on his taxes. Honestly, we're actually trying to figure out the insurance. It's pretty difficult for two comedians. We're like on a Oscar. That was a big topic of conversation at my Thanksgiving dinner. Really? We're on Oscar. It is like expensive and-

Kids need to talk about it. Because I'm not part of SAG But also they won't put reality TV people on SAG right. I mean, I mean, you don't have insurance Yeah, I'm just out here paying it for myself. You know, I had insurance while I was on chat room the talk show and then the second The talk show ended I Didn't have insurance anymore. I can't believe they even did that. They put on it Yeah, I had it was like a full job, but it's so funny how like a talk show you get treated like an employee, but a reality person you don't.

It's very interesting. How did we get here? You know how the fuck do we have to run for president? So that's someone figures out the health that you're in. No, literally, that's my only sense. It's like we need to figure out the health insurance. But also people, like do you think they were basically trying to be like

Are you gonna have a baby but wanted to make it like socially acceptable? So be like is there any update on your relationship? I'm like I'm a boring married bitch wouldn't be an update like we did I did get like in a little PMS fight with him in a rubah He baptized me in a rubah I'm just like I'm a baby That it's literally a legal it It is weird coming from a stranger to be like saying this mic to the world,

like what you wanna do with your pussy. We're at BravoCon, I'm wearing underwear. Like in what world is this? Like what it, like just look like I'm here to talk about that? Oslo Grace wrote, a giggler said, gel nipple cream that are used for pregnant women

is where it's at for chapped lips. Wow. I've actually heard that before. It feels stuff. Yeah, because your nipples just are probably. I feel like the biggest ripoff is like that you have to buy something different for every single part of your body.

Like the fact that you have to buy something different to hydrate your under eyes, versus your hair, I mean obviously hair's different, but like, versus your skin, versus your hands. Like, do you really need a different moisturizer for every little tiny piece of your body? Right, like for your nipples. But like, we'd be able to use it everywhere.

Here's the thing, let's talk more about your nipples being chapped. What the fuck? Does that happen? Because of the baby's like spit? I think also like the teeth. No, were you breastfed as a baby? Yeah.

I wasn't. My mom was like, didn't even take an epidural when she had me. Like my mom did it raw. She's like, and she's not even hippie. She just looks like sucks it up. That's, and that's so you too. I feel like you would, like it's, you could, you could's not even hippie. She just sucks it up. You know what? And that's so you too. I feel like you would, like, if you went into the delivery room, the doctor was like, it's too late.

We can't do it. They have a girl. You'd be like, all right, let's fucking bust. That's true. And I also would be the person that's like, well, get me like high because I'm really bad with drugs. Have you seen those places, they're opening places that like after the woman gives birth, you can immediately go to this like center for like three weeks and someone will like help

you so that you can like legit you and your husband can legit sleep through the night for like the first two weeks so like get back. This is like I will be up till 2am and does wakes up at 5am. So like, I think we might actually crush it. You got your baby covered. And then my mom's in between. Yes, I mean, Greg will sleep till noon if someone lets us. Oh my God, I love that. I mean, does wakes up, like, I've been awake for six hours.

I've got so much junk. Come on. And I'm like, beat the baby while you're at it. I want him to take the baby. Or my umber baby, and put it on my nipple while I'm sleeping. Yeah. And I know something that happened to me

when I was younger, that explains a lot, because my dad, you know, babies are rolling. Like, we're rolling, we're rolling, we're crazy. He was like changing my diaper on like a high roll, high thing. And he turned and I rolled right off, hit like a hard floor. No.

And he didn't tell my mom. And he said he was like holding me and I was like off, I hit like a hard floor. No. And he didn't tell my mom. And he said he was like holding me and I was like out of it. And then I finally like giggled, which is like so, I'm brand, Hanna coded. And he was like, when you giggled, I was like, she's okay. But then apparently I used to sleep through the night. Like I was an incredible baby.

I slept all through the night because I was depressed. Yeah. I was like, I didn't know I wanted to be here. I want to go back. I'm baby sleeping. That's fucked up. Anyway, so apparently the middle of the night, I start crying and my mom turns to my dad and goes,

what the fuck did you do to her? And he immediately is like, she rolled over to the bathroom. She literally waited. My mom knew. I waited to be like, I'm gonna get this guy in trouble. You plotted her then on your own father. You were like, I've been on him for more than two weeks.

I don't give a fuck. He did something to me and I will let her know. So I thought, screw me, she calls a doctor. And they basically were like, her head is like literally not informed yet. Like, it definitely like bounced back. Like, she'll be fine, but, but keep an eye on her. Oh my God.

And now I'm mentally ill. Wait, that's so funny. How many times do you think you legitimately are a drop-to-a-kid that people don't talk about until you have your own baby? Because you're like, okay, it's fine. I feel like kids are getting dropped left and right. Yeah.

Because then they're dropping themselves. But you have to watch them like, Lois, I would look away for a second. And my head would somehow just find the corner of the table. I was at a party recently and there is this girl there who had just given birth within the past three months. And she's holding her son and the cutest little baby. And he's just soaking it and not doing anything.

She's holding him still physically. She turns her head for three seconds. This kid leaves. I was like, what? Like a grasshopper. I was like, what the fuck is that? She was like, oh, he does that sometimes. I'm like, okay, I look at Craig. I'm like, we got out of here. They're infiltrating. I was like, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once, I once I was like, I was like, I was baby for literally 10 minutes. The second the mom left, the baby found a socket, an electrical socket to put its finger in. I was like, how did you find the one thing in this room? I can't even walk and it was like, I'll crawl to this. No.

I've never been asked to babysit and I get it. Wait, that's so funny. It's so page coded to never have babysit and I get it. Wait, that's so funny. It's so page-coded to never have babysit. I actually love babysitting and now I hate it. I told you I have babysitting. I was a kid, he was a little too old. He was like 15. And I could tell because he used to babysit when he was like 10s.

Up to 15, I could tell he was becoming a boy. He was 14. And he was with his friends and at one point they looked at me and they were like, how do we be good boy friends? I literally set up a PowerPoint. And I was like, everyone shut the fuck up, sit down. And I was literally teaching them how to be good men. Like I was like using it to like, I was like, ask her how she feels.

Listen to her. Yeah. I was like yelling at them. Oh, we were practicing. So I just love the future generation, but I also come from a family of teachers. So I'm like obsessed with molding the future. No, I don't want to babysit anyone's kids.

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