Giggly Squad - Giggling about Call Her Daddy, Chris Pratt, and Kete

Episode Date: November 9, 2021

At 23 min we begin discussing the Kim and Pete saga. Also, Chris Pratt has replaced John Mayer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm gonna say just got away from me. What is up my giggly gang? Oh, that's a good one. We probably have a lot of daddy gang listening in. We love daddy gang like our sisters, like our family. They're a different breed of people. Whenever I do jokes about choking on stage, the daddy gang is always there to be like,

use the belt. Yeah. Use the belt. Very factual. I'll say that. They're definitely factual. But they sent a lot of really nice messages. You know, like the gigglers send nice messages, but they're drunk. The gigglers make fun of us. Yeah, that's what it is.

They're like, no, love you so much. The fuck are you wearing? Which is our relationship, which makes sense. I mean the gigglers are the OGs, but the daddy gang. They sent so many amazing messages to us regarding like female friendship. Damn, they cried. They cried. Yeah, it was a long episode. I didn't listen to the whole thing because I was like, I can't. I'll cry. I'll cry. I'm gonna be honest. I didn't listen to it. Any of it. I know, I know. Listen to like the beginning, like the first 15 minutes and then I was like, I hate to it. Any of it. I know, I know, I know. I listened to the beginning, the first 15 minutes, and then I was like, I hate my voice.

I trusted someone would tell me if I needed to know something. But I feel like, wait, I do the same thing. I'm like, okay, if something's really bad, I'll see it in my DMs. You're like, I'll gauge it that way. But all the DMs were like, oh my god, you guys are so great. Like so true.

Friendship to fuck. You were scared for that episode because like, I like, didn't really tell us what it was going to be about. I was just like, let's talk about blow jobs. Let's fucking go. Yeah. Who knew that you could cry on an episode of Caller Daddy?

There wasn't one sexual chat, which made us uncomfortable. Yeah. I was like, oh my god, Hannah's got this. episode of Caller Daddy. There wasn't one sexual chat. Which made us uncomfortable. Yeah. I was like, oh my God, Hannah's got this. She's gonna talk about joking and like weird sized eggs. And that was it. We love a curved egg.

We don't talk about that enough on this pod. But Alex is an incredible interviewer and we wanna thank Alex Cooper for being our friendship therapist. And I think that Alex has been through a lot of friendship stuff herself, especially when it has to do with like entertainment that could be involved and how that can complicate things of the outer world and external voices. So Daddy Gang, we appreciate you letting us air our dirty laundry. Yes. But anyway, thank you so much. Everyone who listened to the last color that the episode sending really positive messages when reality TV could

be kind of like dark and everyone's you know trying to pick sides and hate on someone so to just have some beautiful positivity really meant the world to us. Yeah, I did. Because people could be so mean. I want to know though, how was Watch Your Happens Live? Watch Your Happens Live was really fun. I loved my outfit. And that's really all I cared about. But before that, I actually did chicks in the office, their live show.

That was like a special surprise guess. But they had Tyler Cameron go out before me. Okay. I have so many quit So I was also supposed to go with you. Yeah, but I was in Tampa and you looked So beautiful your makeup was so good. Then I saw Tyler see was there Tell me everything. Okay, so I sat with him in the green room. He's very nice, very nice. He's like, he's a boy. Like all he talked about was like sports with the guy sitting next to me.

And so I didn't really speak to him because I had nothing to add to that conversation. But he was really nice. I don't know where he's from, but if someone said like a farm in Nebraska, I'd be like, yeah. That's very small. I met him once and he was just extremely hot.

Just so hot. Just like sexual energy. Alludes from him. Yeah. Yeah, like I was just like, well, we're both taken women, so stop. I'm a taken woman, but yeah, he, I can appreciate a hot guy.

Yeah. Yeah. You did a live kind of podcast show. Did you feel like it's prepping you for our live podcast show? How do you feel? Did you learn anything? Yeah, I learned that I'm nervous. You're not going to be nervous for me. A lot of logistics that go into it.

Yeah, we don't fuck with logistics. Here's the other thing which we're going to have to do for our next show. Their microphones are bedazzled. So like they take their microphones from place to place. Oh, hey, Alaina, can you bedazzle? She's going to like shut the fuck up. Alaina, how could I give it a glue gun?

OK, I know you were too young for this, but Paris Hilton bed dazzled her sidekick, and we want that aesthetic. We are they too young to know about Paris Hilton's the dazzled flip phones? There is a whole TikTok, like I think page that's called, does Gen Z even know? What?

Yes. It's so funny, because when I'm doing my shows, I like shit on Gen Z's and there's never anyone who's like stop. No one's like, hey, I'm offended. They're all like, yeah, take them down. I'm like, okay, it's not riot. Because I think Gen Z looks at us and are like, what are these like 30 year olds talking about? Wait, happy fucking birthday. Oh my God, thank you. I turned 29. It was very anti-climate because 29 is just such a weird age, I feel like. It's just like, oh, you're almost 30. Yeah, it's not its own number. It's almost 30. Justice for 29 because you're still

in your 20s. I'm no different than 28 but everyone's like, oh, next year, that'll be a big one. And I'm like, fuck off. What did you do? I, I, okay, so I'm in the South Carolina right now in Craig's house. If you can't tell by literally all the navy blue. And I didn't want to do, I flew down on my actual birthday, which was like the day after I did chicks and watch what happens. And I didn't want to do anything. Yeah, I probably have the couch and ordered Thai food. And he was like, okay, like, if that's what you want to do, don't push my arm. So I literally laid on the couch for like a full 24 hours and just contemplated what I'm gonna do at 29 Good typhoon Yeah, the bow buns. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's stuff anything in those and I need it. Yeah, they're fucking adorable

They're like huffle puffs of sandwiches. No, aren't they also so cute so cute Like I'm obsessed. I'm page. I'm in North Carolina right now. We're like neighbors. Yeah, I'm in Raleigh Oh my god, look at us in the Carolinas I've done like one two three four. I've done like six shows of four days I did Tampa or Lando and Raleigh and I just have to say yeah I know we hate on Florida and by we I mean everyone yeah I think Florida's winning. Florida has palm trees. It's up in 75 degrees. That's how I feel when I come here, except it rained literally all weekend here, but a palm tree makes the world of a difference.

Palm trees have main character energy. Really ability to just like, I'm fucking here, but. And also everyone, okay, everyone that's not from New York who like I talked to and they're like, oh my god, like you live in New York, it's almost Christmas time. So exciting, like it's so beautiful there. Like, yes, okay, it is. But when I think of Christmas time in New York, I think of slush. Yeah. In the obers. Oh, my God. And everyone's like, oh, my God, we have to do like, like, everyone's like tapping their boyfriend like, oh, we have to do like a New York City, like December weekend. And all I can see, Rockefeller Center.

Yeah. And all I can think of in my head is like, that's my worst fucking nightmare. But I appreciate seasons. I do appreciate seasons I appreciate season seasons too, especially because down here and they don't have them and When I'm depressed I could blame it on the season. I'd be like it's fall obviously. I'm depressed. How do you How do you feel about daylight savings? It's the best holiday in the world. I agree It's the best holiday in the world. I agree. Des was like, wake up and I'm like, it's 10, he goes,

it's 11 and I'm like, even better. I hate where my mom does that every single year. Like someone would be like, oh, it's like three o'clock, it's just but really, but really it's four. And I'm like, no, really? Not really. It's before that, what was it before that? And before that?

It's all socially constructed, really? Not really before that. What was it before that? And before that? It's all socially constructed, mom. It's all stupid. The only problem with dating older man is he's up in Adam at 6 a.m. And when he wants me to get up, he will open the bonds. Are you in a visa relationship? Because you can talk about it here.

We'll be quiet. What time does he fall asleep in comparison to what time he will then wake up that next day? This is our relationship. We got back from the show last night at midnight. He went straight to bed, but he was tired at nine. Doing straight to bed. And then I was on TikTok for an hour and a half.

Yeah. The minimum. The minimum. Literally until that guy pops up and that says. Yeah, it didn't look like one. The minimum. Yeah, literally until that guy pops up and says, hey, you've been scrolling for way too long now, and then I won't know. Then I won't. You're mental health warning, like TikTok's worried.

Yeah. I also, I was so into it, I was like, wait, I wanted to make some TikToks, but he's asleep, so I was just doing, like, the lip syncing. Yeah. Then again, Tibet, and you don't just go to sleep when you're going to bed.

Then you need to like, Instagram scroll. Yeah. And by Instagram scrolling, I need to look at all my insa stories, see how they're doing. Check Twitter. Yeah, for the fuck of it. Yeah, because sometimes like, there's something fun on there.

Sometimes something fun. Sometimes I hurt my own feelings. Who knows? I'm like, I could go into a four hour death spiral or I can see something that made me giggle for two seconds. But I'll take the chance that you I am. Really? Yeah.

We're being reckless. No, I'm a literal dare devil in the middle of the night. I'm like, fuck it, let's see. Yeah, things that you would never look up during the day, you're like, never. also. I love looking where Random celebrities are. I'm like, where is the girl from Harriet this by? Where is she? Well, I'll say that she used to be in gossip girl. Yeah, they I did look it up and apparently she's just like had some movies that haven't done that well

But it makes me upset because she was kind of like, she had a going. She was like the Emma Stone of our younger generation. Okay, she wasn't an ice skating movie that I really loved on Disney Channel. I don't remember the name, but I loved when that would come on. She... Kids these days don't know what a good Disney Channel drop felt like No, like they don't know the wand. They don't know the wand. They don't know that slept

The Friday I still remember this the Friday when the Lindsey Lowhand movie came out get a clue I was prepped primed Ready like, I literally sat there all day waiting for that movie to come on, I'll never forget it. I loved all of her outfits. I still go back and like say, what would she wear?

You should, you should. How did we get her? Oh, and then in the morning, he woke up at five because of daylight savings. I woke up at 10. So he had a full virtue, but he was running around. Yeah, what is it? Oh, lives his best life. So he leaves a full double life.

He could have another girlfriend, but between the hours of five a.m. And 10 a.m. and you'd never know. I'm a third wife. We joke about it being a second. Let's be serious. You're his third. Maybe fourth at this point. There's definitely a mistress between 5 a.m. and 10 a.m. that you don't even care about. Men can't function alone for five hours. No, they can't or something like get burnt down or broken. Yeah, they destroy something. They do.

Something goes awry. How have you been navigating the long distance lifestyle? The long distance lifestyle, honestly. I feel so selfish when I say this, but thank God Craig is just as fucked up as I am. So we end up like realizing that we're saying the same thing to people when they ask about it, we're like, we love it. I love not seeing him for like three to four days, watching my own shows, and sleeping in my bed of myself. Yeah. And then I felt bad for staying at to people. And then I heard him say it to someone.

And I was offended. I was like, hold up. You like having three days away from me where you can sleep in the bed by yourself? How dare you? How dare you? And he was like, you just, I said, mm-hmm, not the problem, not what we're talking

about, not what I said, we're talking about what you said. No, let's not spin it on me. Let's spin this. No, it's actually been really good. I will say I am a professional professional fire. Perse. What? Air airplane fire. Yeah, that good thing people work. Yeah. I'm going to say, I know what time I have to exactly get there.

I know what I'm getting at the food court when I walk in. I know the Charleston airport, what bathroom I pee in, like what place I get my coffee. I'm Tia, they pray and good. So I literally own LaGuardia. Once you get your points in order, I'm learning this from Des, because he's been traveling his whole life.

The point system was wild, because then you start getting up to first class, just like because of the points. Yep. And you could get Delta Sky Club something. I don't know. It gets I'm like 10,000 miles or something from being like Delta silver. Which I don't think is that high up, but like for me that's a lot. So I'm like one of those people that checks their like MQMs on the Delta app and you don't know what it means, but wait, I just realized something.

Delta is a multi-level marketing scheme. Yeah, for sure. It's a cult. Oh, you're gonna get to silver, stay in it, and you're like, I don't know what silver is, but I want it. And I need it. Delta's a cult. Delta's a full-on cult.

They all are the same uniform. Suspicious. And they use their own little languages. What's an MQM? I don't know. I don't know, but you feel like you should know, so you just go along with that. And they send you kind of pushy emails. Very pushy. They tell you where to be and when controlling. They start texting you about your gate. And I'm like, I don't remember when I signed up to give you my cell phone number. Creepy. Yeah. And there's definitely a leader.

I will say the guy that's at next to me on this flight had to have had a UTI. I literally almost turned over. I was like, do you have a UTI? Because we got up every five seconds to pay. No, I feel bad for him. I would have been like, do you want to switch? Because I'm trying to be in my REM sleep right now.

No, literally. I was like, you get up. I'm a person's nightmare. If you have to pee and I'm in the aisle, because I sleep the second, we sit down. So you either have to climb over me, and don't you, you know when people wake you up, I'm like,

ah! I think it's the rudest thing ever. I'm like, people will poke me. And you're walking by me because you're trying to get by, but you didn't wake me up, but like your ass is in my face. I think that's more respectful than you tapping me, saying you didn't wake me up, but like your ass is in my face. I'm, I think that's more respectful than you tapping me saying you're gonna go to the bathroom.

Cool, I don't know if I can play by play of when you're going to the bathroom. Your bladder is not main character, okay? I'm sorry, not my brain. Other people need their beauty sleep and mine is 17 hours. My biggest pet peeve though with flights. Yeah, you've been flying a lot too.

Yeah, when the plane lands, the people who immediately stand up. Hannah. Hannah. Where are you going? I will be in the aisle and the person next to me will stand up, like as if I should stand up. It's like when someone honks in traffic, it's like, where do you want me to go?

Until they open that door until they, because they gotta put the ramp up to the plane, they gotta open the door. No, even when the door opens, I'm not standing up until at least three people in front of me are getting their bags. Yeah, and I'm okay with you standing up because your legs are a little tired

but don't be giving me those eyes. Yeah, that like we're behind or something. There's plane etiquette and not a lot of people have it. Not a lot of people have it. Also, there's this new thing where if you have two bags and then a tiny purse, they'll be like, you have to put that purse away in one of the bags. You can't have three bags and this is a tiny purse

and it's extremely sexist. This is my personal item that you allow. Exactly. Because guys, they put their shit in their pockets. No, they put their shit in that tiny purse. That's what I have. Yeah, I have my guy shit in my purse. Oh, I could go on and on. Do you like getting magazines and airports? I was just telling this to someone. Someone was like, oh, yeah, like the only place I ever really buy books and read them is in the airport. And I was like, I can confidently tell you,

now one time have I gone to the book section of an airport. I fuck with magazines at airports. Do you? I'm not a huge, I'm not a huge, at magazines person. When I was, I guess because I would travel a lot with tennis when I was younger.

So I would get like 17 magazine where you had to get a blow job. And now do you get bridal magazines? Is that them? Oh my God. And now you get bridal magazines, is that the magazine? Oh my God. So I, some of these magazines, I'm gonna call them all out now. The health magazines are just so annoying. It's like, never picked one out. All these recipes for like healthy dishes you'd never make

and then like workouts that obviously you're not gonna do. You're reading it on a magazine and then women just talking about how they're glowing because they tried this new shindig and it's like no one cares. Yeah, magazines are weird. But I love the feeling of reading them. I don't know, I like it.

I don't know. I see what speaks to me. I get like entrepreneur magazines sometimes because I pretend I'm like Barbara Corker. Okay, so you're making a magazine game. Oh, I'm huge in the magazine game. Do you save that? Once I read that, I leave them for the next person.

Oh my god, and you're a philanthropist. But I have been doing, Brad, I've been excited about bridal magazines. There are also these magazines are expensive. It's like $8. And it's like mostly ads. You would love reading like an L or or a Vogue because even the advertisements are like gorgeous like. Yeah, it's basically adult picture books. It is. Do you ever get bridal magazines and like say like rip out a page and be like,

yeah, I'm gonna do that on my wedding or like I want to remember. I'll grab a photo if I like an aesthetic. There was a girl, there was a girl on TikTok who made a TikTok about me that was like, a screenshot of my Instagram feed. And then was like, this is what I think your wedding would be based on like what your Instagram pictures are. And she did like a whole aesthetic for me. Were you into it?

I was so into it. I was like, wait, I don't even know if this girl is a wedding planner. I'm going to save this girl in in five years when I possibly attract someone into her posing. My wedding planner is fucking amazing and I met her through, she's a gigler. No way. Yeah. And she's a gigler. No way. Yeah.

And she's a shamed you. Well, yeah, and she basically was like, I heard about your garage wedding, and she's like, I've planned all these like, quick-straving and things. And I wanted to do something that's like, a little more down to earth, and I was like, come to mama.

Wait, was, when we used to talk about your garage aesthetic wedding, was this way before you were engaged, right? I think so, yeah? I think so. Yeah, I think so. Called Manifesting Guys, her name is Amanda Savry Events, and I was like, oh my God, amazing. I love to work with you.

Turns out she did Katie Curric's daughter's wedding. No way. She's the real fucking deal. And Katie Curric had like a disco party beforehand. Like it was a crazy event. And I was like, okay, I want that. But like, don't take it down and not take it down and not. Do you call your wedding planner for like, like, okay, what does a wedding planner do? Like, do they do everything? And like,

they just say, like, okay, here are the options for like the silver, where you have to pick one. Or is it like bigger fit? Like what do they do day to day for you? Well, I can only speak on her. She is a sister, a mother, a family member at this point. Like she sits down and she like just wants to understand you. Like who are you? And she had me do this whole like manifestation of my wedding of like questions of like not

what you want, but how you want it to feel. She wants to understand the main purpose. Then she'll even look at all your natural aesthetic to find out what you naturally gravitate to. She's so fucking wise. I wouldn't even know the answer to that. My vibe is Brooklyn on the beach. So it's like, it's in West Hampton, but it's not.

I don't want to be like stuck up Hampton's vibe. I want it to be like relaxed party, great speeches. And she kind of sees what you want to prioritize. And then she gives you the lay of the land of like, okay, so we need to fill in this, this, this, this, we need to make these decisions by these dates. Um, oh my god. You're gonna have to like, organize things to be a wedding planner. Oh yeah, like I don't, I have full mental breakdowns when it comes to logistics.

Like I will do a whole, you know, stand up to our, saying crazy shit on stage and then chase will be like, hey, can you send us this tax form and I'll have a mental breakdown. No No taxes this year have really no Honey, no, we are both so close to going to jail. It's crazy when they Whenever a reality person goes to jail, I'm like, yeah, no shit We don't know what the fuck's going on so close to going to jail for my taxes That would be such a good reality show the like page in jail No, Craigs are lawyer and then me and you are talking like trying to get me out. You do giggly squad across the glass

Oh my god all the giggle is like holding up signs free Oh god, okay, it's time. It's time. I have too much pent up. I've seen too much of it. We talked about it last week, but like when we talked about it, I was like, oh my God, they just went to like an amusement park. Not a big deal. Now Pete and Kim have been seen

traipsing around New York. He took her to Staten Island. I love how they were like a secret dinner. I'm like, I can't go anywhere without seeing the secret dinner. This is page six. Clearly it's not a secret. Okay, but then also, Kanye then came out and was like, we're not divorced.

Like, there are no papers. So technically, if she is banging Pete Davidson, like legally, she would be cheating on her husband, but like, clearly they're separated and so like, it's not that big of a deal. Does that cause issues with divorce proceedings? Like, you cheated on me, so I want more money or something?

I would say no. Because that spouse came, I'd be like, I don't give a fuck. Like, we're done. Like, oh, paper, here's a paper. To like super, super rich people. Like when they get divorced, like, is it like, hey, let's just take back what we originally had? Or like, I mean, no, it gets fucked up.

That's why pre-naps is such a big deal. I just think that's so crazy. But the crazy part is how David's hitting, Pete Davidson is getting, we can't really see because he was dating Ariana Grande. Yeah. Then he started banging Kate back and so. Then he was sleeping with Phoebe from Bridgetown. Wait, and you're also missing the girl from made before Phoebe?

Oh, I think that was before before what is her name again? Kuala L. Before BB Margaret, Margaret, Kuala L. Kuala L. whatever. Tell him to get a Kuala L. But I don't know why. Why do I want to say this? It sounds like a duck. Kuala L. Margaret, what a classy name. Everyone was freaking out that Kim was with Pete What was your initial reaction to that because people were like how the fuck is Kim with Pete? The best thing was I saw like I don't know if it was like a meme or like a tiktok or something and they were like Everyone's just being like Pete like obviously has a huge dick how else is he getting all of these girls?

And then someone was like this poor guy like maybe he has a Really good personality and all girls And apparently Kate Beckinsale liked that tweet where it's like is it insane to think that a guy's a good personality But also coming from someone who knows a lot of male stand-up comedians Welcome to male stand-up comedian world everyone. It's called these guys hook up with every single girl that's hot. Like Mail Stand-ups are just hot. Do you think it's because he can just make you laugh? Laughing is an orgasm for your mouth. I also think it is because his humor is kind of like, does is a little bit where like,

it can be really dark, but they're saying it in a comedic way. So you know that it's okay to laugh, but it does open up like a vulnerability thing. Like, okay, well, we just like laughed about death. So I actually feel a little bit more connected to you. And I feel like that's how he and girls like to feel like they've broken down some wall. Like, oh, I like, oh, that wall's out.

Laughing at the same time is intimacy. I saw a TikTok about how, why she thinks Kim likes Pete. And she's like, think of who she was with. Kanye thinks he's like, Jesus. Yeah. He thinks he's God. I'm not really thinking God.

He thinks he knows everything. He was probably a thinks he's God. And he really meant he thought. He thinks he knows everything. He was probably a little controlling, allegedly. I don't know. I mean, he did pick out every outfit for her. But anyway, could you imagine that? And he's very powerful and talented. And he lets everyone know. But then you have someone like Pete Davidson

who is very open that he's a mess. Yeah. He's open that he struggles. He's the kind of guy that comes home and doesn't tell you and mansplain to you like how you should be. He's just joking that he's struggling. So he's like this light energy.

And whether girls like it or not, you always like girls want to like fix you or like help. Like, oh, I could help that. And I feel like Cam is like, she wants to be a lawyer and like help that. And I feel like Kim is like, she wants to be a lawyer and like, justice reform. Like I feel like she almost as like a pet project. But also I have to say Andrew Collins had a very funny tweet. He said, Pete Davidson is 27 tall, funny, rich, loves his mom

and confirmed has a huge penis. Kim Kardashian's 41 has four kids, still married to a crazy person, and her dad helped OJ get away with murder I think Kim would be lucky to date Pete Wait, Pete's like 27. He's a baby. Oh my god And also like I'm not trying to age shame like I think I'm like my four days are gonna be my prime I love that she's going down to just be with a guy who's like fun, light. Like the bitch just got, is in a divorce with Kanye.

Like he's such a nice energy, but I don't, I don't want to brag. But I did, I don't know which episode did I not say, Cam is going to find someone who is going to bring the press to outshine. I remember that. To outshine. I remember that. I remember Travis Bullshitt. And you were like, no, no, no, no, no. And I was like, you're so right. Also, when I think about Pete, I think of him.

This is so weird how I had this picture of him in my head. I think of him as someone who accidentally got famous like my complete accident, like it's relatable. Yeah, like you know that he has a group of statin island guy friends that are calling him like, yo, like are you really banging Kardashian? He came up with these male comics. Okay.

Does his friends with Pete, like in a like, hey, what's up? Yeah, like how are you? They hang out at the comedy seller. And they told me that when he was hanging out with Ariana, they would like go to her big mansion, and they would just be like, these like dancers with sparkles and like funny cat ears,

just like dancing horns. Yeah, just like dancing around the apartment. And they were just like smoke weed, like this is crazy, dude. He really is down to earth. But I want to know from you, Mary fuck kill. Okay. MGK Travis, Pete Davidson, go.

I know my answer. MGK Travis, Pete, Mary fuck kill. I think I'm marrying Pete. Okay. I think I'm marrying Pete. Okay. I think I'm fucking Travis. Oh. I think I'm killing MGK. Wow.

No, actually, I actually switched that. I think I'm fucking MGK and I'm killing Travis. Because whatever MGK is doing in Megan Fox is working. Like, he is all about him. Okay, I'm about to get some. I'm marrying Pete because he's hilarious. I'm fucking MGK because he's tall. Yeah.

And I'm killing Travis. I just have to say, like, people were shitting on Pete Davidson and I'm like, Travis Barker? I date someone who shits on him. And we've gotten into multiple conversations where he's like, how is Pete Davidson on your famous people list? And I'm like, mm-hmm.

Please don't talk about my famous people list. It's private to myself. And, and I know. No one gave any hate when she was with Travis Barker who like, you know, he's a rock star, whatever. Yeah. Like traditionally great looking. Why are we shitting on a single sex successful 27 year old guy?

Yeah, he's skinny. Yeah, he has mental health issues. So do we all. I think it's because Pete is closer to their age that they can't like crack. I had to explain to Craig what a famous people list was. Mm-hmm. And I was like, it's a list that if I met any of these people and they wanted to sleep with me,

I would be allowed to do it and it's not cheating. Not true, I agree. And he sat there for like three seconds and he looked at me and he goes, but yeah, it is. Like, and I was like, no, it's not, cause they're already on my list. And you're like, no, it's not. Cause they're already on my list. And you're like, everyone on the Yankees. No, literally.

He goes, everyone is on your list. You put all the hem's worth brothers on your list. And I was like, in case of an emergency. Also people have to remember like, Kim obviously has skyrocketed in fame, but like, she almost married Chris Humphries. No, she did marry Chris Humphries for 71 days.

Oh yeah, she did. You know who I shipped? I shipped her in Ray J. I think, first of all, I love Ray J's music. One wish slapped. And Ray J, like, go full circle, bitch. He was there for the beginning. She didn't know the gym. He was there.

You're starting from the bottom now we're here. Literally. Wait, but do you think they're really a couple? I don't think they're like, this is my boyfriend, this is my girlfriend. I do think that they are sleeping together a thousand percent. I think they hit it off on SNL and they were like, should we?

And he was like, yeah, why not? Yeah, and I think that they just are having fun. It's funny. I think she happens to be in, I think the timing is just kind of working out. Like they don't have to work at it. Like I think she happened to be coming back to New York because she had to do something.

And I think he was in, you know, he was like, I'll fly out to LA for a couple of days. Like cool. I don't think it's as serious. Also, people in press, he was like, I'll fly out to LA for a couple of days. Like cool. Like I don't think it's as serious. Also people in press, it's like, oh my God, we still have them out together one time. They must be talking about engagement. You know, like it's not as fast forward, but I think they're definitely, they're definitely being together and definitely hanging out. But I don't think you're like boyfriend, girlfriend.

I went with Des on a roller coaster in Orlando as one does. Yeah. I only did it to get a shot like Pete. We did it a lot. Pete and came. I was like, let's try to get a shot. We held our hands like the same way. I hate roller coasters. Did you get it? We got it. We got the shot. We did.

But Des like loves roller coasters. Wait, I love that. He loves them. I love that you read to that really. He became the littlest excited little boy. They were like asking like who wants to do it and he like raises hand and I'm like oh my god. I don't love roller coasters.

I'll do them if everyone's doing it because I'm a follower. But I rather do like water. Water rides. Like I love any water ride. I was like does I don't want to do it? And he's like, it's fun. And I was like, it's an experience. And he's like, it's a fun experience.

And I was like, I've been working for six months to lower my cortisol levels down. And this is just going to eradicate everything I've working on all the therapy I've done. I hate the one. Wait, were you out in like, where were you? It was like one of these rides in Orlando that like had a direct fall where you get,

like your butt leaves the seat because you're just falling down. And I screamed the whole time. I held his hand so tight, I almost broke it. And afterwards he's like, what's in the phone? And I was like, no, no, no. And he's like, don't you feel adrenaline? I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna ship myself.

I hate the ones where people get in those like, harnesses and he's like, don't you feel adrenaline? And I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna ship myself. I hate the ones where people get in those like harnesses and then they just, oh, I know. See, this is one of those things like, why are you trying to hurt your own feelings? I don't have like an adrenaline part of me. Like, we like adrenaline, but in different things. Like, you want adrenaline, like, you walk in a room and everyone's like, look at that girl's outfit. Yeah, that is a high.

But like when people are like, let's like, would you ever go skydiving? No. No. And people get offended when I say that because they're like, why? It's like, it's an experience. Yeah, it's a bad experience. And I was like, if there is even a slight chance that I'm going to die, yeah, I don't want to do it.

Why would I want to do that? And they're like, you die in cars. And I'm like, yeah, well, that's the risk that I'm going to take, because I have to go somewhere. If I don't have to do it. I don't have to jump out of a plane with you to experience what it feels like to be free. Yeah, like walking to Brooklyn, OK?

Right. Right. Have you ever walked in midtown. Past 7 p.m. That's an experience, okay? That's a lot of experiences. You've ever done LSD? You've ever done crack cocaine? You've ever done heroin? That's a crazy experience. At the time when we're like, if you can hear socks on during sex, it's just game. That was one of my favorite pods. And then we got all these messages being like,

it actually helps your orgasm and we were like, stop. Does it? People are saying it helps your orgasm when you have socks on, but the world is full of a lot of fallacies right now, and I don't even know what to believe. I did. I also heard that if you sleep with socks on, it helps your sleep. I also heard that if you don't make up conspiracy theories, people think you're

less annoying. Anyway, what's next that I'll just spend? People are fucking live it. Okay, so a couple of years ago, Chris Pratt married, oh my god. I did a deep dive on Twitter on this last night. Continue. How fucking crazy. What is her name? Catherine. Catherine, Shorts and Ager. She's the daughter of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Schreiber. So they got married a couple of years ago. They, she just gave birth to a daughter. So he did this whole Instagram caption thanking her for giving him like a healthy daughter. Can you read it out loud? Yeah, cuz you have to get the nuances of this caption because every single sentence

somehow is Weirder than the next and cringe for a different reason. People love Chris Pratt. Love. I mean, he went from being a character on Parks and Rec to being like head of the Guardian of the Galaxy. I have so much to say about him that I... Let's dissect each sentence. Because I've shit to say. Guys, for real.

Look how she's looking at me. I mean, find you somebody that looks at you that way. You know, we met in church. Let's dissect that. Find someone who looks at her the way she looks at me, basically being like, look how fucking obsessed she is with me. OK, I'm going to relate this to my real lives. I got so many fucking DMs, because Craig didn't post

like an Instagram story of me for my birthday, which I didn't even like Actually think about it and then I kept getting all these DMs and I turned to him on the couch And I was like I keep getting DMs because you haven't posted for my birthday And he was like I know I do too like are you mad about it? And I was like no everyone thinks we're a fake PR Like relationship anyway, so like let, let's just keep it up. Like let's keep people guessing or whatever. When he was like, also Paige, like, I've been with you all day.

Like our real life was so much more fun. Like I feel like if I did like a really long caption for your birthday, like it would look like I didn't like you. And I was like, oh my God, I mean, Hannah, say that all the time, like the longer the caption, the more you don't like me. So like I didn't really you. And I was like, oh my God, I mean, Hannah say that all the time, like the longer the caption, the more you don't like me. So like, I didn't really even like think about it. So him saying like, find someone that looks at you the

way she looks at me, like I just, I don't like it. Literally, someone's having an affair with the nanny. If you ever had the urge to write a paragraph about how much you love your significant other, like, why do you need the external validation about you and your significant other? And Craig probably didn't want to post anything about you because then he has to deal with all the bullshit

of people's opinions of that post and he just wanted to be in the day of the second. And it kind of sucks that you have to live like that, but like, he was like maybe later in the week and I'll post something funny. And I was like, you're not funny though. Okay next. She's given me an amazing life, a gorgeous healthy daughter. She chewed so loudly that sometimes I put in my ear buds to drown it out, but that's a love. So that was problematic. That was problematic. A healthy doctor.

Him and Anna Ferris had a son that had some. He was born premature. So he has like health problems because of that. And I think there's like something wrong with his vision and just like things that a premature baby, which are normal things that if you are born early, like the baby will have to deal with. But yeah. So people took it as like a little dig.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, myself reading it, I thought, ooh, that was a little, like before all of the stuff came out that was like saying like that heat, that was a dig at her. I initially thought that as well. Well, because in the context of his life, saying that is a dig.

Right. And then, like, trying to be funny immediately about like the chewing and how like that's love that she's fucking annoying. I'm just like, okay. She helps me with everything. In return, periodically, I open jars of pickles. See, he's trying to be funny and he's like missing. That's the trade.

Her heart is pure and belongs to me. My greatest treasure right next to my Ken Griffey Jr. upper deck rookie card, which if you know, you know, is saying a lot. Shut up. Okay. Hearing you read it again. Yeah.

Makes me realize it's literally just him trying to be funny and missing. It's her birthday in about six weeks. So if you don't get her anything, I'll tell her you look back. I'll tell her to look back on this post. Love you, honey. So if I don't,

so if I don't get her anything, yeah, like what the fuck? Yeah. Okay, here's my eyes tapped immediately liking him. I immediately, and I didn't like him way before this post. Oh, hot take. Hot take.

Anna Ferris was at her prime. She just said house bunny. She was everywhere. She was in screen movies. She's a cute little blonde. She's funny. Smart, beautiful, perfect. Everywhere she was in screen movies. She's a cute little blonde. He's funny. Smart. Beautiful. Perfect. She's very famous at the time of him who I think all he had really done thus far was

Anaphares. You literally? Anaphares. So he's not as famous as her. He's Pudgey. He's not the Chris Pratt we know. Clearly not that funny. Not that funny. They get married. People start to kind of know his name because of her. He then starts getting more and more jobs, more famous jobs. There is a rumor that he cheated on her with Jennifer Lawrence, but I don't, I choose not to believe that because I think Jennifer Lawrence is

pure. And I don't think she would do that. She get, he starts to get really famous. He gets really in shape. He's hot now. Now he's one of the hot crisses that we have in our world. Other ones are Chris Hemsworth. I mean, the list goes on.

I can't think of them right now, but Chris Pine. But there is a list of hot crisses that are also on my famous people list. So, Chris is stuffin' out? Yes, yes, he's hot too. So whatever, he's now in his prime. He up and leaves her one day. They have a baby and he just leaves. Now she was there when you were nothing. Now all of the sudden you want to become ultra famous and you're going to leave her.

And a fairs, Anifers wrote a book actually and I don't think I got through it. Now all of the sudden, you want to become ultra famous and you're gonna leave her. And a fairs, Anifir's wrote a book, actually. And I don't think I got through it. I think she was so fucking blindsided by it. Like, I think in the book, she says, like, I thought we were gonna have another baby. Like, I thought we were good. Oh my god.

And I think that's even worse. I think, like, when a divorce comes from, like, one day the person just being like, hey, I'm leaving. Like I'm not doing this anymore and there's no like fight or like compromise. Like I think that's crazy. Because it's like you're not trying to work on whatever issue you might have. You're not like fighting for it. You're just your outies. But fame is complicated. And so he very quickly meets Catherine Chortonecker. Yeah, they get married quick.

I think they were only dating or got engaged maybe like after a year. And you guys, we don't know them. We don't know them. We don't. But we don't like Chris. I don't know him, but I don't like him. People don't like the caption also, because if you, it's all in relation to him,

like he doesn't just speak on her, it's all her in relation to him, how she's looking at him, how she helps him. Also, all I thought about was like, okay, your son is also going to look back on this post and read it. But also what's funny about you forgetting to get your wife a gift when you're a multi-millionaire and you're saying she does everything.

What's funny? I don't really know, I don't really know, I don't really know. I don't really know. Is it like a joke between you guys that you don't do shit? Not funny. Why don't do shit? Not funny Why don't you get fucking on a fairs to give for giving you your first child and fucking liking you when you had a dad bod?

You know who's my new favorite couple is and I think it's yours too. Yeah, I know what you guys say Do you want to say at the same time one two three Chelsea hammer and Joey Koi? Yeah, did you see right the tweet? Chelsea Hammer and Joy Koi. Joy Koi. Yeah. Did you see right the tweet, this girl Rachel Wolfson, she wrote, I don't care what you guys say. Chelsea and Joe are my cravis. Yeah.

No, they literally are because I feel like they're so pure in their love. And they're also not doing these PR stunts, where like, as weekly takes photos of them at lunch. Right. And I also love, I love the narrative of like, as weekly takes photos of them at lunch. Right, like, and I also love, I love the narrative of like, their older. And she had a full fucking career,

I mean, she still has a full career, but like, she focused on her career and she's like in her 40s and she says, like, I could not be happier that I waited. And they've been friends forever. Yeah, I remember him being on the panel until, see, lately. So like they've always made each other laugh.

They've always respected each other. And I guess there was a moment. I don't, I'd love to know the details on it of why they decided to cross the friendship line. But he's also like huge in the Philippines. He's Filipino and he sells out like stadiums. Oh, yeah. And he's hysterical.

His career is doing great. And it's hot that he wants to be with someone Oh, yeah, and he's hysterical his his careers doing great and I like that. Yeah, it's hot that he wants to be with someone who technically is like a little more successful Mainstream on him in the same career and it's still like that's my bitch. Yeah, it's very hot It's hot like I don't think guys realize how much we like that. No literally Craig, Craig is the main character of every situation. Like, but I kind of like it because me and you, low-key, don't always like being the center of attention where we don't want to. So we can both be in a room and Craig and Des can like literally entertain everyone and we could sit back, which we're not used to having.

There is nothing more. And I only realized this until I dated people who didn't have this quality. There is nothing more that I love than sitting at like a dinner or in a room or something and Craig is telling a story and everyone, like I've probably already heard the story and most of the time it is wrong. He is lying about it most of the time it is wrong. He is lying about it most of the time. And when it's like dramatic and like he has sound effects,

it's like I broke into the ice, I picked the kid up. Yeah, like he's telling the story and people are so into it and like laughing and think it's great. Like and I'm not even a part of any of it. Like I'm just a spectator of this story. Like I love that. Like I can't imagine when it's like for you to watch Des Up on stage.

Oh, it's so hot. But yeah, that's why Kim wants to fuck Pete. Like Nikki Glazer talks about how it goes back to like our animalistic tendencies of a guy telling people what to do leading the pack. The pack. Yeah, leading the pack. I'm being like, we're gonna go kill that buffalo. And this is how we're gonna do it.

And I'm responding. And like does being up there with the microphone and commanding like the laughter of all these people. It's fucking hot. Yeah, it's so hot. Like a guy that can walk into a room and just take like total control of it or people like know that he's there and like has a present.

I'm like, oh, where am I close off? I'm an engagement party. You remember the one that I didn't invite you to? Yeah. So I walked in and it's like my whole, it was a close family event of people from Shelter Island. Didn't see Des the entire time. Yeah.

He was just like making his rounds, like bonding with all of my old family friends. I love that. Didn't see him till the end when we were like, should we cut a cake? Yeah. And he'd take it for granted, but it's hot to feel like someone could be their own person

and be confident on their own. That's like one of my favorite things too. Like how long will he night? I don't think I saw Craig one time. Because you were blonde and he made him uncomfortable. He made him, it made him extremely uncomfortable. I'm cheating on Craig. I'm cheating on Craig. We can be eyes. I was like, we can change my name. Like, who's like, I don't like this. Like, stop taking off.

Oh my God. Speaking of names, would you ever want to change your kids' last name to your last name? My kids' last name to my last name? Like instead of it being, for example, my husband. Conover. Both your kids are connovers. And Gary doesn't have any sons. And the disorbed pronouns not gonna continue.

But you have a son, but it's gonna be can over. I don't think I would. Why? Why are you gonna? Well, I saw this thing on TikTok. Oh, I wish I could remember a name because I want to give her credit. If you guys see it, we'll tag her.

Basically, she's like, it's like baking a cake. And you get all your ingredients. And you're like, oh shoot, I'm missing flour. And you go across the hall and you're like, hey, Steve, can I have some flour? And he's like, sure. And you put the flour in, then you put in the oven, and you have to stay with it you're like, hey, Steve, can I have some flour? And he's like, sure, and you put the flour in, then you put in the oven, and you have to stay with it

for the three hours it's baking, and you're watching it making sure it's good. Cake comes out, you decorate it, you get everything it needs, and then people are like, it's Steve's cake. Wow. Wow. Wow. I'm immediately just got mad.

I'm immediately going to murder every man I know. No, but it's kind of fucking wild. immediately just got mad. I mean, you want to murder every man I know. No, but it's kind of fucking wild. Like I'm going to tear my vagina and my asshole to give a baby your last name. Look, we were actually just talking about this because we were talking about someone famous. I can't even remember who it was, but her husband took her last name. And I was like, there are a few things that are very traditional and archaic, honestly, and actually make no fucking sense that I'd like though.

Like I'm very excited. The feminist is just coming out of my body. It's boring out. I'm actually very excited to change my last name one day. Are you changing yours? No. Even though Bishop is a beautiful name, like how in a Bishop sounds great.

And a Bishop sounds great. I know, it does. It's very similar to Hannah Burner. It is, it's the same initials. But also, you know how people will do like, burner dash Bishop, that's also too fucking confusing. Like I don't want to be syllables in my kids' hands. Well, that's like legal, legally.

Legal jargon. Legal jargon. But like, okay, here's an example. It's 2025, okay? Your kid comes home from school and you're like, what's up, mom? And you're like, shut the fuck up. And then their friends come in and they're like,

hey, Mrs. Bishop? I would take it. I'd be cool. I don't mind it, but it went, they're gonna think that because he has been- I'm not offended by that. Okay. I'm not offended by that.

But I also think about the idea of how the woman's family has to pay for the wedding. It's based on this dowry that once you're together, he's gonna support you your whole life, which is like, isn't a thing. I feel like that slowly changed. I can't imagine myself getting married now and me calling my dad and being like,

fork it over. It's 25 grand, just for flowers. So we'll take that in the check form. Like I can't imagine saying that to him. Yeah, times have really fucking changed. So anyway, ladies, just question, question the system, question why we do what we do, question everything, okay? Question, Chris Pratt.

Well, I have a question, speaking of questions, is Des, was there any part of Des, I was like, oh, I kind of want you to take my last name and you were like, no. Oh, he doesn't care at all. But he does care that we don't do first look. He says he wants the first time he sees me to be walking on the aisle. And I thought that was really cute. I want that too. And I want Des to cry. So between menu he's going to yeah cry today watching a marathon like people were running because it reminded him of a time he cheered on a marathon in the past that was really nice for him and I was like oh my god you are the cutest little soul I can't handle you so if he doesn't we're gonna have a

problem. Okay I think time when you're a man you're just like you're so annoying or like you're like a good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good My standards are so low. He says like one cute thing and I'm like, I'm obsessed with you. When I've been nice all day and then he does one nice thing and I'm like, you were perfect. You perfect little baby. Craig said the other day, don't want me to hear me. We were talking about children and he was like, I would love to adopt a child one day. Like I would love to have our own children

but adopt a child and I looked at him and I said, I'm gonna squeeze your head off. Like it was just the sweetest thing I was like I would love to do that. And I was like I'm just make a child like change their life. And I was like okay now I feel like this is about you again. Oh my god. Wow, we had so much to cover today and we have so much to do. We in one week have a live show in Philly.

We'll keep you guys posted on it. It's our first live show. We're a little nervous, but I feel like everyone's going to be blackouts. So... Yeah, that is honestly, and we're going to be in Philly. So people get drunk. Philly people know how to party. So, that is the one thing I'm like, okay, if we mess up a little bit, they're not going to know. Silly people get drunk. Silly people know how to party. So like, that is the one thing I'm like,

okay, if we mess up a little bit, they're not gonna know. They're fucking drunk. I mean, we mess up this entire pod every time. So this thing, it's a lot. It literally looks like murder goes on behind me. Does was like, are you gonna put a ring light on? Don't you wanna look good? And I was like, no, do you want hot guys sliding my DMs?

That's my excuse for looking like shit every night. Oh, God. Anyway, Paige, I love you so much. Everyone, keep an eye out for new tour dates in the future. And check out our merch at gglee-squad.com. I'm obsessed with it, and we have new merch dropping soon. Love you guys. Talk to you later.

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