Giggly Squad - Giggling about celeb couples, country music, and stylists

Episode Date: October 17, 2023

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Uber Teen Accounts, invite your team to join your Uber account today. Available in select locations. See out for details. We can't be married. We can't be married. We can't be married. We can't be married. I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, my gassy gigglers? We had a weekend. I feel like we should, that should be the word more often, but it's just not. How has it never been gassy gigglers? Because that's why I've done a fact. That's my aesthetic.

That's my aesthetic. That's my brand. It's my brand. I'm bloated because I've been on planes. Wait, same. And like now I feel like you every time that I'm like, whatever, no one's gonna hear it. You just lift one but you blame it on the dog.

I just quick update, I won my fantasy league this week. Sorry, this is Gaglose. Hannah's gonna do her admin now. We're so sorry, go ahead. I'm in my fantasy. So I'm kind of big deal this week. And then I did have a loss though with my bagel order this morning. Okay. Wow.

Loss. This is a great, we've never spoken about this. You wake up, you're gonna order your go-to bagel. What is your typical go-to bagel? So my go-to bagel is from Cosars and the Lowry side. Okay. You'll never lose. It's an everything bagel with scallion

or vegetable cream cheese toasted. Hannah, that's my bagel order. Everything with scallion or chai. Are we literally best friends for time? Yeah. Okay, so that's not a discussion game over But I went to this there was like a fancy place that I wanted to get a dirty chailate and a quiche Okay, cuz I'm um big quiche people. I'm

I'm yeah, I'm I'm fan when I eat a quiche I smoke and I have a beret on And I feel like you wear like little white socks. And you are like dabbling with it. Yeah, those are the socks I was picturing. I just bought the socks that are like curled around the edges. I feel like you're someone that wants to experiment with a beauty mark, but you happen. Yeah.

You know, like every beauty has like every time we see you in a new Instagram picture, like there's your beauty mark is like in a different spot. And I see that for you. Oh my God, I mean, everyone wants to marry the Monroe Beauty Mark. Right. But not all of us are that lucky in life.

But you are, I do probably skin cancer. No, who is the girl? Everyone says you look like Cindy Crawford. No, that's bad girl? Everyone says you look like Cindy Crawford. No, that's bad. Everyone says my cat looks like Cindy Crawford. Sorry, my body. No. I'm so sorry about her.

On the express shoot, they put my hair to the side. Yes. And everyone was saying, I look like Cindy Crawford. Looks in the mirror. I look like Donald Trump. It was such a... If you're going to lie, at least make it close, anyway. So I ordered a quiche and then I go,

you know what, I'm not gonna be full from this quiche. I have a phobia of always being hungry. So I'm like, I'm gonna order their vegetable cream cheese on a bagel. The bagel was fine. The cream cheese was some fancy shit that I was very offended by. First of all, it was just like cream.

Like it wasn't like salty, it was just like cream, like healthy cream. Okay. And then they just chopped up a bunch of raw vegetables, including raw onions, carrots, which I can't chew carrots. I don't know who can chew carrots, I can't do it. And scallions, and it was just mix in this like raw cream. And then I was like, okay, I'll put some salt in it. And then I this felt like attacked, bamboozled, let us stray.

Were you like, I want to move? Because this isn't like a New York City bagel, what's happening? No, like, my enemies are working hard today. There's nothing more upsetting. And if you take one bite of a raw onion too early in the day, your day is done. Yeah. Call it a day.

I don't care if you listarine. Like, I still taste it right now. You guys can taste it through the pod right now. That's how I feel when I wake up in the morning after having like a tomato and onion and like, fetis salad. Like, I can taste it the next morning. Why would God do this to us when we're just trying to be healthy by eating greens? I bought something on Amazon. No.

More me before you say something so outlandish. You're such a bitch. You said it like I was literally gonna say it to help you. But now I'm probably just gonna put it in my newsletter and you'll have to wait for it. Don't you keep. But you know how everyone's always gets those tongue scrapers. Yeah. Sometimes they make me like, I can't do it.

Like it makes me gag and I'm like literally bomb. Yeah. Because if you go too far Sometimes they make me like, I can't do it. Like it makes me gag and I'll like literally bomb. Yeah. Because if like you go too far back, it's like. People don't talk about that. It's not a vomit and it's not a gag, but it makes a sound. Yeah. It's just, no, I can't do it. When guys love that shit, the pregnant boner is saying you do that. Honestly, Craig is always in the bathroom when I'm brushing my hair. No, but it's shaped. The bristle is like a toothbrush, but it's flat, and you brush your tongue with it. So you don't have to use your regular toothbrush, and you don't have to use the tongue scraper that goes so far back. I feel like they say there's a disease that you have bad breath.

And I feel like everyone deep down thinks they have it. Yeah. Because you would never tell your friend who has bad breath that they actually chronically have bad breath. Right. If it's like a one-time thing. Yeah. And then it's always the people who are really paranoid who never have bad breath. I know the person was like, I'm so sorry, just like, I'm sorry.

Or like someone who's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're like, breathe in my face. I don't even know. It's the best smell I've ever smelled. I'm just pressing the button on my elevator, man. I'm like, I don't even know you. You know when you feel like you have bad breath and you just keep trailing your words away from them, you're like, yes, the one time.

Yeah, sometimes, Craig will be like, why aren't you opening your mouth when you're kissing me? And I'm like, because my breath is bad, I don't like you. I'm like, that's a-a-a-a-a-a-a. Does always like, listarians before sex, which I think is so romantic and cute? Wait, that's so cute.

Like, he'll just like go in the bathroom and do it, and I'm like, oh my god, he still cares. And then he'll be like, are you gonna listarian? And I'm like, just cause you're insecure. Also, I don't give a fuck at my breath, smells. And in my head, I'm like, he's cares. And then he'll be like, are you gonna list three? And I'm like, just cause you're insecure. Also, I don't give a fuck at my breast smiles. And in my head, I'm like, he's so cute that he cares. And then I'm like, suck it up. Do you love all of me?

Do you love my pheromones, all of it? Anyway, it's been a week. It's been a week. I was in Charleston this past weekend. And I was supposed to be there this week, but then Craig had to go do Watch What Happens Live. He's going to be on Watch What Happens Live. I feel like he was on, watch what I was supposed to be there this week, but then Craig had to go do Watch What Happens Live. He's going to be on Watch What Happens Live? I really cares on Watch What Happens Live yesterday.

No, he's literally just there. He's hosting Watch What Happens Live at this point. He's on with Tiffany New York Pollard. Okay. People don't talk about Tiffany enough. There's a clip from the villains, which the show looks good if I could watch reality TV. Yeah.

Where she called Johnny Banana's a salamander. I have. I haven't seen it. But like, it's a great show concept. It's a great show concept, because you know that they're gonna edit it. The villains, they're just to be like one really bad villain. And then you start liking the ones

and you realize that the world is made up. I had to like explain to Craig who she was. Did you just go clips? I didn't show him any clips, but I was like, I don't really even know where to start. Didn't she get spat on by Pumpkin? She sure did. Pumpkin.

I was like, I feel like you've seen memes. Like she calls everyone a fat cunt. And he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you're done. I feel like she's gonna love Craig. I, okay. And I was so stressed out because we all know the debacle of his outfit last time. So we get off the plane and I'm like,

okay, we have to go to Zara immediately. We haven't even fully processed that and they're putting one watch out happens live again. He was like filling in for someone. Okay, but like the patriarchy's crazy. Like if you made a fish mistake like that, they would lose your number. I'd be, you'd be fired.

Literally would never be asked on what happens live ever again. Craig shows up as bananas and pajamas and they're like, let's bring them back next week. So then I'm stuck scraping for an outfit. This is what he does to me too. Like he has these pair of Nike sneakers and he looks at me and he goes, I wanna wear these, so match something to that. First of all, say please. First of all, say please, second of all, okay, I'm gonna do it. So I put him in navy blue pants and ivory button up and then like an ivory bomber,

because I was like, I'm done with the suits. Yeah, bomber, I will send you there some good TikToks of girls who like transform their boyfriends. No, I you there some good TikToks of girls who like transform their boyfriends. No, I need to do the TikToks down. So like you have to do it. But okay, I'm excited to see him tonight. Have you ever done it together? Only once. Do you know the only time I've ever done watch happens live was over zoom? I've done it like six times over zoom. Oh yeah. Zoo's all during the pandemic.

I've never once done it in the clubhouse. Oh my God, wait, that's easy. The first time I got asked to watch Robyn's live was like March six. There's something in March eighth. It was when like the NBA closed down. Yeah. And we got an email being like, Hey, we're shutting down. We're not going to do it.

I already had like gotten a dress and everything. So I did it for my parents' house. It's crazy. Wow. Yeah. One day we'll do it. I already had gotten a dress and everything. So I did it for my parents' house. It's crazy. Wow. Yeah. One day we'll do it together, we know. Definitely. We'll manifest that.

I feel like him and Tiffany are gonna have a funny moment. No, I can't wait. I was like, just keep complimenting her and tell her, she's the best reality star there ever. But she is. Right. Just spit the facts. Right, I was like, but she will roast you.

That's why I was so stressed about his outfits. I was like, if he shows up and doesn't look good, she will roast him. And then she's going to come back to me. Back to me. Let's talk about some celebrity relationships right now, because it's crazy in these streets. I saw a meme today that said, I will literally pay people

to stop interviewing Jada. And I agreed with it. Look, I hate men too. I support women in the arts. I'm so supportive, but she and they're even I have a line. She is dogging him. Why is she saying all of this stuff? Why does she hate him so much? Just divorce him then. Well, also, it's not the spin that I thought it would be. I thought she'd explain like, oh, this is why he got some mad and said she goes, I don't know either, I'm not even his wife.

No. When she was like, I was confused why he got up and said like my, keep my wife's name, like we've been separated for seven years. Then why were you there? Why were you there? She's actually, she's really, she's on my last nerve, I feel like.

Coming for any woman is not okay. Like it's not okay, and I'll always take the woman's side regardless. But at this point, like, I just wanna want this check for Will. Like he's been going through it, and he's the fact is that he's not saying anything. Right. So like,

he's been silent. He's been silent. He literally has. Also like, he's been silenced. He literally has. Also, we need will on red table talk so he can speak. I know. Well, when he did do it, she like basically talked about her affair with another guy and he sat there and like cried the whole time. Do you remember? And then they feel their kids involved. I feel like I blocked that out, this is why I upset, because I love the gossip, but this is for like a reality TV family. Yeah.

That's not a smith. That's called the smiths. He's an Oscar winner. Multiple. I don't want to know Oscar winner's drama. I think multiple. Because it affects me enjoying their movies. Because I just keep thinking of like Jada like pegging him.

Which has definitely happened. Maybe he likes it. Maybe he loves the abuse. Maybe they get off on it. I just, I'm so like confused by the whole thing because what is she even doing press for that she like keeps getting she wrote a book, but also like, all right, she wrote a memoir and that's like, she's like, she's talking about like, two-pock. Yeah, she's in love with two-pock. But the thing with two-pock, now she's giving two-pock alopecia,

it's like, the man's dead, please. I'm leaving. Let him rest in peace. She was like, he had alopecia and everyone should know about it, but he was embarrassed. It's like, well, then don't say it now. He kept it a secret for this long. For us to be telling Jada to like not talk as much

is crazy. For me to say. They've never shut up in our lives. If I tell you you're being mean to your significant other, you need to check yourself in because you must be. I don't think anything like if you go, okay, you press the one. I don't think anything's mean.

Like I literally don't. If one person can get a good laugh, it wasn't mean. Poor Will Smith. That's a thing. If you're trying to get humor out of it, that's totally different. This is just straight up, can I tell the world all his issues?

But I thought I didn't look into it, but it made it sound like she was like dating Tupac then he died and then she met Will. But her and Tupac, then he died. And then she like met Will. But like her and Tupac were not together. He was just her friend. I mean, me, they were together, but they had broken up. Yeah.

They were just friends. And she met Will. And I was like, it's, he was her soulmate. Yeah, like that's so hurtful. That's beyond hurtful. What did he do to her? You know what, here's the other thing, you're not st-

They've been together for, I mean, their kids are grown. Yeah. Like, they've been together for years. Well, she's like, I made an oath that like, I wouldn't divorce him. And we haven't had like a real reason to divorce, but we all, we are separated. Not a real reason to divorce.

I have seven. I got less seven right now. This is- You had to divorce. I have seven. I got less seven right now. This is you had an affair. I It's like the number one reason people get divorced. He physically assaulted someone Men have done so much less for me to break up with But again, because I always root for the woman You remember that woman who chopped her husband's dick off? Yeah, and I thought,

we all were like, what did he do? Right. This makes me think, like, what does he do? But the thing is narcissists, they talk. Like, whenever I've ever been involved in narcissists, they are in the press talking about me. They're saying all this horrible stuff, talking to your friends, there's some horrible stuff. And you're just sitting back like, please

let this campaign end. Yes. He's sitting back right now. If he was saying crazy shit, I'd be like, okay, look, he sounds like a dick too. But part of me also thinks she's like a little bit jealous of him. You know, because if we think about it, there were both actors. His career skyrocketed. But you can't, that's why I never understand like, you're like a great example. Because you, you're a little old me. You're a great example because you're married

to someone who is in the same profession as you. You're married to someone who's so much more successful than you. You're smarter. You better look at your husband. And it's like, and you're okay with that. You're smart, Er, you better look at it. You're smarter than your husband. And it's like, And you're okay with that. You're not talking that much shit about it.

No, but I'm saying you two would never compete with each other for something because you're a woman, he's a man. You have two totally different things. I feel like she almost maybe at some point like competed with him a little bit, but he's well-smair. My thoughts is if your man is doing so well,

why would you do anything that could hurt his image when making money for the fucking family? Like, there was some conspiracy theories that she's jealous, but it's also, I don't know, protect your mans. It just doesn't make any sense. And I'm like, I'm like out on her. I like, she's actually made me forgive Will Smith

for slapping Chris Rock. I guess we're seeing like that it is that insane in their households that we're like, we just know the ice, the top of the iceberg. So you can't even imagine. So like, you're like, I understand why the ice, the top of the iceberg. So you can't even imagine. So like, you're like, I understand why he just snapped on someone for no reason, because he's dealing with. No, I kind of get it.

Like I kind of get. But I also feel bad about his like, I always put Will Smith on such a pedestal. Like he's so hot, he's so smart, he's so talented, like he could be with anyone. So like to have her going around talking shit, it's just not okay. I would have loved like Will Smith, Kim Kardashian,

like moment. Could you imagine? Right. It's like oddly could have been really cool. Somewhere in an alternate universe, Kim Kardashian and Will Smith like, yeah, vacation together. Kim, who do you want to date?

Yeah, like what? I feel like the Kardashians are stirring something up because you know this Travis and Kelsey stuff, it's not part of Travis and Kelsey. Travis. Travis. This Travis Taylor, Kelsey, Swift ship. You know the Kardashians are like what's our next move?

Because they've been consuming, it's a lot. Okay, look, I don't want the Swifties coming at me. I don't, I'm not. I love her. I love her. Let me preface this by saying she's iconic. Yeah. She's done so much for women of our generation. I think she should be the president. Do you think she's trying to give women hope by showing her relationship? I think she's giving women everything we need. I think she's the best.

I think she's amazing. I think she should get a stylist and to herself a favor. You're talking about me or her? I'm talking about her. In Walt World are you walking out to dinner in New York City with Blake Lively in your black wedge heels and your Charlotte Rousse like black cotton dress. Stop doing it. Also I'm gonna say this too. I'm gonna but stop, stop doing it. Also, I'm gonna say this too.

I'm gonna say, this is the other thing. Red lipstick on a date. Who does that? No one does that. How can you eat and have red lipstick and not, like I just, I can't. I don't, I don't. That was the most page thing I've ever seen

because you can't even give an opinion on what's going on because you are so blind give an opinion on what's going on because you are so blinded by the fashion choices. Everyone being like, oh my God, she's out with Sophie Turner and she's out with like, lively and like, this is amazing. And I was like, is no one gonna say that she looks awful? That she, what is she wearing? She likes her for her personality and her money.

Right, like, that's the thing, but she's a billionaire, the um, billionaire. No, you know what I mean? You're not hating. You want her to like take advantage of this situation where she has all these cameras on her and be like put together that fit that like you're so fucking proud of.

Yeah. But maybe she's normalizing like girlies who don't really know what to wear and raising awareness. You know what she wear and raising awareness. You don't know? Oh, justice for the stylish, the style. The non-style. The style.

The style challenge. I do think that, do you need to answer? Oh, he knows I'm working. Did he finish? He must have. Should we just see what she said about his outfit? Let's see what happens. Craig's cool.

Where you find out? Craig? Yes, baby. What did New York say about your outfit? Did anyone say anything about your outfit? Everyone loved it, but they're my outfits. I mean, I absolutely loved it. Amazing.

And it was like New York having like, I love to win to white. I need to start to add these to my outfit. See, this is what I want to do. Did you call her New York the whole time? Did you call her Tiffany or New York having like I love the winter white. I need to start to add these to my outfit See this is what I want to do. Did you call her New York the whole time? Did you call her Tiffany or New York? I Caught her tips You're so fun. I was just saying I'm having like dinner or you know snacks with Aaron and his buddies Okay, I'll be home later. Have the best time. Bye. Hey Anna. Hi babe.

I love how he knows you don't want to go. I love how he's not like, he doesn't even invite me places anymore. He now actively when people ask us to do things, he comes up with an excuse for you. On why I can't do it. And then later I'll be like, oh, you didn't tell me about it. He goes, I know you don't want to go to that. I told them you had a thing. I go, oh my god, you didn't tell me about it. He goes, I know you don't want to go to that. I told them you had a thing. I go, oh my God, you're obsessed with me.

Wait, you were hanging out with girls that I didn't recognize at first. That week, I was crazy. Wait, what was it? I think this Paulina's sister. Oh, okay, so Paulina did watch what happens I've she was the bartender. And then her sister-in-law and her friend came.

And I'm very close with her sister-in-law. Do you know what you're... Best friend hangs out with people that you don't recognize immediately because Polina wasn't in one of those pictures. It was like a sister just me. It was like a sister just me. I don't recognize the sister yet.

And I felt, I literally went down a rabbit hole. I said, who is this picture? This picture. I was like, Google Inkshed. And I was like, No, it's none of them live here. That was a one time thing. They all live in Florida.

I was like, maybe in Charleston, she has like a new prove. No. It's like, well, I know every person you know. And if anyone knew comes into the mix, I'm like, what? Wait, were they approved? Did you know? Did I become a cosmodest?

I know. Like, I know details about friends that I've never met. You know, I know them. Some of them are wild. Some of the best gossip is telling your friend gossip about people that they don't know and they're not invested in. And does it give like strong opinions

on what they should do? Because I don't give a fuck about their life. And you're like, everyone, she just killed Brittany. Yeah. But speaking of Taylor, what I noticed that she does is she has these like literal errors of her life. And you're like, everyone, she just killed Britney. Yeah. And I get it. But speaking of Taylor, what I noticed that she does is she has these like literal errors of her life. But you know, when it's like acrylic hair era, then she did like the short hair skinny

era with the girl gang. Yeah. Then she did the like the bang. Wow. Wow. The girl gang era was an era. That was something. Remember that?

Yes. Yes. Then she did the, now she's in this red lipstick era, but I feel like she doesn't have to be so rigid. I can't. I told her like you only look go with red lipstick. Someone told her that, which is so false. I just can't get, I can't really move on to anything with her until we figure out. What do you recommend she does with her look? If she gets said, Paige, oh, you're talking all shit. What should I do? I mean, I just think she'd have to figure out what her personal style is. Like is she a Nicole Richie, like preppy, like maybe she's that, but she's not like extreme

preppy. But obviously she's not like a Kardashian but she's not like extreme preppy, but obviously she's not like a Kardashian because she's not like ultra sexy. Honestly, the way Kendall Jenner dresses is the way I'd like to see. I would love to dress you more. I want her more and like, I get it. She's like a jeans and t-shirt girl

and you can wear jeans and a t-shirt and be a little bit more elevated and like. But she also can have fun like work pants type stuff with like, yeah, like I want to see her in like, a knee high boot and a cute little dress. I want to see a knee high boot, are you kidding? A flat and jeans like walking down the street in New York City and like some nice coat.

I mean, Blake Lively is like very expressive with her like personal style. So and I feel like Taylor's creative and artsy. Yes. I just expect a little bit more. You know, Valid, it's funny because I love Taylor's outfits on stage. Yeah. And it makes me think that she lives this life where she's performing all the time.

And then she goes home and she just wants to be like a loan and she doesn't have like, now that she doesn't have clothes, but like she's not thinking like she doesn't care. Yeah. She doesn't care. like, I feel like Haley Bieber is like whenever I go outside, I'm going photographed and I have my fits and I love that. We're like, tailors, she's like, on tour and she's busy. I always felt like, like, with athletes, they look their best, like, in their sports outfit,

and then when it's like a football player when they're wearing a suit, you're like, you look weird. So it's like, yeah, maybe she just, she doesn't care to find that personal style that's so like, I wonder. Well, I wonder now, my next thing is I wonder how much her style is going to change now that she's with Travis because he definitely cares about a lot.

Yes. And he cares about his picture getting taken. And also, let's just talk about if you're going out to dinner at Nobu, and you called someone and told them that you're going out to dinner at Nobu, you called someone and told them that you're going out to dinner at Nobu. Yeah. So like he wants his outfits photographed.

As he should. Like as he should. He puts on some good vibes. He respects the man in the arts. Yeah. And so I'm curious to see if her style changes at all. She is, let's be honest, a genius. Yeah.

She's a literal genius of our generation. Musical and like business-wise, just all around genius. I would love to know how the conversations go in. I feel like we could guess it. But you know what? If I hear's funny, but you know that at some point she's like, okay. Yeah, you did so good. Yeah.

I'm trying to figure out the tip and she's like, carry the one. Just, just, just, I'll do it. There's just no way they're, you know, talking about current events or anything. I don't know. I just think it's going to come crashing down in a bad way. See, I don't think that. I think like this is like a fun little like. I think she's, I think she's gonna end quietly. I think she's a Christian or a level. I think she's very, very smart at how she

like plays things with the public and what she's releasing. She was releasing that movie. Like her whole thing is like, you know, throughout all of her albums, she's now finally dating like the football guy. Like this makes sense for her. I don't see you think she's gonna ruin him when she's out with him?

No, I think that she will quietly go away. Like they'll be, oh, they're not spotted together anymore. Her brain's made for life in terms of fame. Like he'll always be a name. Yeah, he's good. He's like, life in terms of fame. Like he'll always be a name. Yeah, he's good. He's like, she's like, you're welcome. Yeah. But like, she'll control the breakup

in terms of the PR and stuff. She will be in control and it'll be full. Like, oh, we're great. We're staying great friends. And like this was like, I love his mom. Yeah, such a fun fling and like whatever. And but she has all that PR of like her at the games

and all that stuff and the movies doing great. She's not stupid. The crazy thing, okay, I know we shouldn't, I'm still talking about it, is that like this girl was not seen for a year. Right. Because of all the public hate she was getting. Right.

And that's why I'm scared for her. Because it's such a thin line between love and hate. Right. And like for women, people love when you get too much attention. She's going really close to the sun in terms of PR relationship-wise and like being out and that stuff. And P. Davidson is like, what's up? What the fuck?

P. Davidson's like, hello? Oh, I'm dating Madeline Klein. No one's even talking about it. Did you watch him on us, and I don't know. I didn't. I want to go. He actually had a really funny sketch doing, not I'm just Ken doing I'm just Pete.

And he was making fun of like everything about him. And at the end, he like drives off with Barbie and then crashes the car, which was pretty funny. Wait, I love that. I mean, obviously we don't condone crashing cars. No, we definitely don't. Condone driving under the influence. Yeah, which he obviously does.

But I love Pete. We love Pete. We stand with Pete. Should we talk about G.G. and Bradley? What's going on with them? Because honestly, they've been, I haven't seen them in the news as much. They reportedly, reportedly, reportedly have been saying at Taylor Swift's house in Rhode

Island. And they've been going like every weekend. She's giving when you are on a reality TV show. And she's giving stories out. You need to get in every storyline. She's handing stories out. The producer was like, hey, you need to get in more storylines and she goes, watch me.

And she's, anyone, what? It's about her being like really good friends with the one wife that people are like always hating on. Oh, Brittany. Yeah. And who I love. And now they're like really good friends. Like that's, that was another, I saw them together.

I was like, this is reality TV. It's reality TV. She'd be, tell yourself would be so good at reality TV. And if you think about it,, this is reality TV. It's reality TV. Should we tell ourselves, it would be so good at reality TV? And if you think about it, her music is reality TV. Because she just like says the truth about stuff and people love it. And she gets to edit it. Yeah. And then the guys are like, don't do anything.

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Irene was dating Tom Brady. Uh-huh Where's P. Davidson? Reena was dating Tom Brady. Uh-huh. Where's Pete Davidson? What? What? Wait, how does it feel to me? Honestly, you know, like that's the thing. The famous world is so small. You just message their publicists.

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Like I will just get a catwalk TikTok. All I do is send you catwalks. And come here, all the catwalks and be like, nope, that wasn't it. That wasn't it. We're gonna do a cat off today for Instagram, a catwalk off. Who is your favorite model to watch walk? I mean, Naomi came and we'll just murder.

Like when their hips go, like, I think it's Naomi and Jizzo. And Jizzo. And when they're on together. So good. It's the same beat. Yeah. We really have to be in heels to do it walk off.

Don't ever think it, okay, fine. Don't ever think it. I'm fine, fine, fine. But you know, if you're a real model, you can do it in anything. You could, you could do it with heels that have been, the straps have been cut. Um, I watched a Sean Mendez documentary for the third time yesterday, because I was in a dark place. Yeah. These are my comfort documentaries to watch. Sean Mendez, J-Lo, I watched the Beyonce Homecoming to yesterday.

Okay. Wait, which J-Oh, J-Yeah, yeah, yeah. The J-Lo, I want the Super Bowl, obviously the Taylor Swift one, and the Lady Gaga one. Okay. And there's a show, Crow one, and there's a... Or you're just doing the best of, like, your favorite documentary. I just, because all I want to do

is watch those documentaries. I don't know what it is. I think it's like a manifestation thing. I like to see people like accomplish their dreams. Okay. And it like gets me off. Like it gets me excited. I did watch a new documentary about Tanya Tanya Tucker. Do you know how Tanya Tucker is?

Has it come across her desk? I feel like I've heard the name. Is it something to do with food? No. Okay, cool. Well, everything kind of has to do with food at the've heard the name. Is it something to do with food? No. Okay, cool. Well, everything kind of has to do with food at the end of the day. It's, I feel like Gai Fieri would like her. She's a country singer.

Okay. And she's a documentary out because she was like famous when she was like 13, 14, 15, 16, then had like a wild life. But then again, most rocks are her wildlife because she's a girl. Everyone was like, she's wild and crazy. And then her parents passed away, rest in peace. And then she just felt lost and empty for like 17 years

and didn't put out music. Oh my God. Then Brandy Carlisle, this is like very niche. She's a star in the country music scene. Basically, as like no one talks about Tanya Tucker and the impact she has, everyone's like, Dally Parton and all these other people. Wait, you know how your toxic trait is like, you think about 10-year Tucker and the impact she has. Everyone's like, do I part in? I always other people. Wait, you know how your toxic trait is like you think you're a Michelin star?

Yeah. And you think you could do it. And like if someone was like, make something, you'd be like, I can do it. Mine is, I think I could be a country singer. If someone was like, get on stage right now and be a country singer, I think I could do it. I understand you. The stars are not the same as they were when you were drinking that beer. I was in my car.

I could do it. Like, getting that truck and drive down the street and come get me. You know? And that's my hit single. I think I could do it. Like, what do I have to do? Dyson, airwrap my hair a little bit more and curl it and then, put some cowboy boots on.

Yeah. You've offended so many people on this pod. And I'm going to keep going. So Brenda Karlao finds Tanya Tucker. And Tanya Tucker is going through it. Like, I think she had like some severe addiction issues. And she's like, I really don't want to do this. I don't want to do this.

And she's like, you are amazing. And people don't talk about you as one of the greats and they shouldn't and we need to remind them. So I'm gonna force you to do an album, like a new album. Wow. And you watch it and like, tan your shone up late but she sounds great, she's scared. She's also like in her 70s.

Oh, wait. What? She's in her 70s. She's like, wait, I feel like I missed a whole So she was famous I don't know what happened I don't know what happened okay, she's in her 70s now And basically You need a new album because like people need to know how important you are to country music

Okay, got it so she does this album. And then it was one of those I cried and I didn't expect the cry to come. They put it out and she's all like she doesn't want to go the listening party. She doesn't, she's all nervous. Yeah. And they make a joke like we're not going to make any money off this, but like it was a beautiful experience. They get a call. She gets nominated for four grandmys.

Inner 70s. And you see her on the phone and she's like, what? I got what? What? And then they're like, for best songwriter, for best country song, for best song of the year. And she's like, three. And like, you just see the joy come to her eyes.

Oh my God, that's so nice. And like obviously old people, but all people do anything. Amazing to cry. Yeah, you're very attacked attached to old people love I'm I identify as an old person and It was just really really cute. So if you want like a heartwarming story watch Tania Tucker and Netflix. That's cute

If you had any emotions you would probably watch it I feel like you don't like it. No, honestly as you're telling it I got it. I had a minute. She you're telling it I don't think I got it. She told me the whole story I think I got it. I think I get the gist of it. Chloe Kardashian makes it seem like there's a chance her interest in might be back together in the future. I don't care.

Sorry, I'm being so out of pocket. Did you hear about the conspiracy theory? Kim, I would never want to spread this. This is because the conspiracy theory that Kim and Tristan are wanna spread this. This is conspiracy theory that Kim and Tristan are hooking up. At this point, like, whatever. People who have the truth, people get so mad at Chloe,

like, I can't believe you'll go back to him, like, whatever, okay, he, like, many, many people has, many kids, like, at the end of the day, if that's who she wants to marry, like, okay, who are we, like, who, I don't, if she got back with him, I wouldn't be mad or, I would be like, okay, who are we? Like, who, I don't, if she got back with him, I wouldn't be mad or I would be like, okay, yeah.

It's like your kids dad. Like, let them be happy. Like, it's kind of cute they want the family to be together and like, people make choices. And here's the other thing, watching the show, because I think a lot of people don't actually watch the show and they're just like, oh, we just like hate them, whatever.

I watch all of the episodes. Chloe genuinely is the nicest. Like you can just tell, like Tristan's mom passed away and he has a brother who has like a lot of health issues. And so now, like they're, they just like moved into Chloe's house and like Chloe's like dealing with all of that. And she's like, well, yeah, obviously I'm gonna do that.

Like that's, this is my kid's father. Like that's my family. And like, I just love her so much. I just miss her going, Lamy, I do miss Lamy. So like if she wanted to marry him again, I wouldn't be mad about it. Were they ever married?

No, but like, you know what I mean? Yeah. They were engaged. Only Kim's ready to get married. Okay. I'm a Kim and Courtney still beefing On the show. Yes Do you think they're in real life too? Well, the first episode of like the new season that like just came out was like an insane phone call between the two of them Yeah, and then after that it's kind of like they're gonna make that as long as possible.

Yeah. Do I think they're fighting real life now? No. Really? I think they're just sisters and I think it's like, see, we don't have sisters, but what I've heard about sisters is you would like punch them in the face and tell them you want them to literally like, rot and hell. And then the next morning, be like, do you want to get breakfast?

There are definitely two types of people, people that have brothers and then people that have sisters. And like, we don't know. Yeah. I think that's why me and you don't fight that much. Like, you know, I feel like some girls fight with their friends when they have sisters.

Yeah. We're like, if we fought, like someone's like, best friends are about like, fighting. Like if we fought, I would cry. I feel like if you grow up with a brother, you're a little bit tougher, exterior-wise. Like it's harder to rattle you. Also, brothers are so like,

they're not into the gossip in the drama where it's like you'll fight over like an Nintendo. Like it's more like they're saying mean things and then like moving on and then like punching you. Yes. Okay. Yeah. Where I feel like if you grow up with sisters,

you're at a little bit more of an advantage emotionally. Minimulative-wise. Oh, yes. Like you can find mental terrorism. Yeah, mental warfare at a young age. Yeah. There's pros and cons.

There are, for sure. There's pros and cons. But I do think if we had sisters, me and you would have a different relationship. Yeah. I do wish I had a sister. For sure. Because then you feel like you always have that girl. Yeah, like I would have loved to know,

like you have a built-in friend, like you have to come with me into this, you're my sister. But you know what? I'm your chosen sister. Yeah, thank God. But you don't come with me to anything. Because you don't go anywhere.

Right. Actually, we have, we're going to a next thing, I would say. Oh, we are. It's not like a summer game. It's not a real game. Which I'm fine with. OK.

I'm just letting you know. Does it mean anything? No. Cool. But it's going to be fun. We're going to make it. Yeah, we'll get some pecs. Sports are happening now. I've never had more sports people be like, well, all these different ones are just like at jets. Yeah.

Come on. Well, this is the thing. It's the Taylor Swift effect. Yeah. Are they like trying to feel like Taylor? Like, or do they actually? I know. I think it's the teams are literally like, wait, there's way more money to be made if we have a bunch of like, yeah, influencers here other all jumping on it. Okay Grace our Gen Z correspondent gave us a note some bottomless branches in California have vomit fees for people who puke in the restaurant. That's crazy. That's so rude. Isn't that the point? Pukely. In the bathroom. As if speaking for the puking community,

I'm attacked, I feel, sorry, I, sorry, my stomach doesn't go along with what you think it should. Wait, that's crazy because not only do you have to pay for a bottom of sprunge, then it goes right through you and then you have to pay for it again. I have to give it back and then pay for it. Also, it's a bathroom. I understand if you puke like,

how would you know? No, yeah, is there like a puke, please? Like someone's coming in and ratting me out. I'll puke on you. I would be pet. I mean, maybe if you puke at the table, they're like, hey, you kind of have to pay for that. I would get that, sorry.

I get puke in an Uber, you're like, pay me a fee. For sure, there's gonna be a smell in here. I ruin them in a Hogany table. Like, who knows? No, Mahogany, you can just wipe that off, I feel like. But if you, also a brunch puke, it's orange juice. You're just puke-ing up orange juice. Also, I feel like there's some type of hip-a-violation

of you coming into the bathroom and knowing that I puke. Like, there's something illegal in that. Also, like, if you don't puke during brunch, did you really have bad and most gross? Also, it sounds like the spot is lame. They're like, you can have fun, but not too much. Like, fuck off. Do they understand how much puke is actually going on?

Or is there like doing really well financially? And they're like, this is the only way to survive it. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. Also, what is a puke? Like, this is the only way to survive it. That's all I know. What if it's, what if it's a puke? Like, what's the backstory here? There has to be backstory also. Like, do you know when you air puke, like does that count if I heav?

Is there a heaving fee? Right, because I've dry heaved all over the city. I've been all over Manhattan. I let, probably on this corner at some point. Like, what if you just see like one little year? Cause you know, you're out with your friends and you're like, I'm not gonna puke, but I feel like I'm going to see spit a bunch

and then you're like, I'm fine. It becomes mentally, you can mentally stop yourself. Imagine the restaurant just a bunch of people being like, don't puke, don't puke, don't puke. I would puke because I would be so nervous about not puke gang. But like, you're allowed to have diarrhea. That doesn't, that seems biased.

Yeah. No, it's this way, girlie. That doesn't, that seems biased. Yeah. Because I'm like this way, girlie. I don't go this way. And I'm up. You're up. I'm up and you're down. It sounds like the patriarchy is added again. Because the girlie's, it's called puke-pup rally

for a reason. I have a bone to pick with these people. Also, like don't tell me what to do in my body. No, literally. You can find one of these literally. That's crazy. Let me live. Are you allowed to get an abortion or a buick?

Like where does it have? What is going on? I know. Where does it have? I gotta keep my baby. I just got it brunch because I fucked in the stall. And I can't even view cows. Sorry I'm having morning sickness.

The baby that you're making me have. Like, where do we draw the line, California? It's too much. Oh my god, I want you to run for president. No, hashtag support women in the arts. Would be our support. This is not so hard. Puking isn't our support.

It literally is. To wait this weekend, I... Craig, okay, so Craig had like a bunch of friends in town, and so we went out on Saturday night, and no, what did we do? We went out, we went out to dinner on Friday night, and then we went out like after Friday. So like all while we're out, like we're up and around,

we're listening music, taking drinks, all while I'm out, but the whole three hours, I'm're listening music, taking drinks, all while I'm out, but the whole three hours, I'm like, I'm going home and puking, like I know this. I'm fully aware. So I'm going to go on take off the bra, you're like, I'm going to let it all out. So there's two bathrooms like Craig's house, right?

Upstairs. There's the bathroom for like, you go up the stairs, it's the bathroom like for the other bedroom, and then next to it is a bathroom inside Craig's bedroom, okay? Okay, humble brag. So I go up into Craig's room into his bathroom immediately upon arrival to the home. I start coughing, Pukes coming up, okay,

sorry to be graphic. So I'm Puking, I'm puking, I thought I'm gonna... We got it, you're puking. I got my hair up. I'm then in my jambies. I come back out. So one of Craig's friends goes, someone upstairs is puking, it's like so embarrassing.

And Craig goes, oh, that was Paige. And I was like, that was me puking. And this other girl comes from around the corner and she was like, oh, I was also peaking in the bathroom next door and I was so embarrassed about it. And I was like, this is a, this is a puke- This is a puke- You can be where ever the fuck you are.

Yeah. Also, some people have real phobias of puke, I do too. But I had a traumatizing experience once where I was hanging out with the boys once. I had a crush and he was like, come over. I think I was like 16, 17. And they were all like arguing about like, who's better at basketball abroad

or Kobe for like four hours. And I was just like drinking like one of the boys like hanging with them. And then I literally, like, just like, I need a few. Yeah. So I go into the tiny bathroom in this like, tiny apartment that all were in a puke.

And I guess like, maybe I flushed it like, didn't fully tiny apartment that we're in at puke, and I guess maybe I flushed it, like didn't fully, it wasn't like an aggressive puke, but it was a little, I don't know what happened. But I go out, and then someone goes in, they're like, Hannah, did you puke? And as a 16 year old, and we weren't partying that hard. I was the little virgin angel. And that's why you won't smoke weed to this guy.

No, no, I won't. And then once, I mean, this is now become a puking episode. And I apologize for the women in the arts. But I'm into the Academy. In college, we had to do this mile run test. We're in college. In college for tennis, when you come back from summer, you don't just get back on the team.

You have to run like a seven minute mile, which is like, you have to be pretty fit to do that. So you'd have to train so that when you get back, you're running it. So we're all like nervous and crazy and like, we ran it. And if someone doesn't run it, like we have to do it again, it's a whole thing. It's torture. Four times around is one mile. It depends on how big the track is, but typically four

times, you're basically sprinting full out a mile. I just sprinted the whole time and then I've already quit this tennis team. No, I know. So this girl then goes to the bathroom. And I remember someone was like, oh, I'm going to go check on her. There's like seven of us on the team. She goes in checks and we're like, waiting. They're not coming out. So then I was like, I'll go check. So I go, she started beauty, made her beauty, I started beauty. And then, if you see someone, the number one rule, it's like a laugh, it's contagious. So then by the end, all of us were in the mother beauty.

Sounds like my kind of night, I don't know. See, just a Friday night. It's just a day of brunch in California. It's so funny how routine it's become. Like, it's a pretty bonding experience. It's like, I can hold my hair with one hand and then like brushes teeth with the other and like do his own stuff Now I'm getting PTSD from it when we went to France and does puke and it was like really hot Remember when he was like yellow puke like

And I was like okay, manly because I puke I'm like Oyster's out And I was like, okay, Melly! Because I puke, I'm like, oh! Get those oysters out! Introducing Uber Teen Accounts, an Uber account for your teen with always-on-enhanced safety features. Your teen can request a ride when you can't take them. You'll get real-time notifications along the way. Your teen feels the sense of independence. You can follow their entire route on a live tracking map. Your teen will get assigned to top-rated driver.

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Why is everyone like, oh, the trend for fall is red. That's not a trend. You can just pick a color and say it's like, who got lazy in the trend department? I was just like, hungover, go, red. Well, every year there's a new color. Like last year, it was, I want to say, pink, purple. Oh, there was like a pink moment. Every year there's a new color like last year. It was I want to say ping.

Parpa. Oh, there was like a pink moment. Certain colors come in style like for like who's thinking of this shit. Hello, Bieber. I don't know who like, because I guess I hope it happens organically and it's not just a bunch of like old men in a room coming up with these tracks.

No, it's not. How do you know? Kelly Cotron somewhere yelling. Kelly Cotron's a giggler. I know. Shout out to Kelly Cotron, her daughter listens to Giggly Squad. I bet she wants Taylor to get a stylist as well. Kelly, message us in.

What you think? Oh my god, Taylor does queer eye for the straight guy. Taylor, we need to fix this We brought back that show on e that like your friends would nominate you for is like the worst dress person They've ever met and you would do that to me I again, I've been waiting for a knock on the door. It should be like she did it They should reboot it with celebrities and Yes, I would nominate you and I've been team come in and we'd have a whole episode of this celebrity. I'll take it. I'll take a compliment. I was on the West Coast all week.

You are where? I was in San Francisco, Sacramento, Seattle, and Portland. Oh my god. For the last four days. No one knows crazy. Are you okay? Would you take a red eye here? Would you do? How'd you got here? Maybe I'm not okay. I had a 5.30 AM flight. This morning? Yesterday. My show I did it like midnight, so I barely slept.

Go on the flight, watch the HGTV on the flight, which means I am getting old. And I enjoyed it. I can't remember. They were gonna say, so I'm getting all new cookware. No, no, I'm like, no shelves have got to go. And it's always these people who look just so normal. And then they're like, I'm just gonna construct a house.

Yeah. Then, or it's like people that look so normal. And they're like, yeah, our budget is two million. And I'm like, then why are you wearing that? Or their budget is like five dollars and I'm like, they can't get anything. And then they're like in Tennessee and there's a full on four story mansion.

And they're like, this is six dollars that's a little over your budget. It's so fucked up. No, it's so fucked up. But it is cool. I feel like Craig will do something with HGTV one day or like you and Craig will do something. HGTV one day or like you and Craig Will do something he should have done something for his house. Yeah, we should have I feel like his house has been shown a lot

And so they're in charm it's like all about him him changing House changing and your house represents life slowly everything I've changed about him But no one's packed up on a yeah Just name is even cred new credo more it's Tony about it, but no one's packed up on it yet. Just never even cried anymore. I've changed so many times. It's Tony. It's just, hey guys, I go by Tony now. You make, it's like wearing Italian chains. It's so funny because, wait, you know, we have like our whole like las Italian chains. Yeah. It's so funny because, wait, you know,

we have like our whole like lasagna thing. Yeah. Well, in the episode coming up like on Southern Charm, Craig, like some one of the cast members has like a tragedy in their family. And so Craig, we dropped off a lasagna. So they're, they do it consciously or like subconsciously is like, I feel like this is right.

I mean, subcontin, This was before we even had our- Oh, the giga- Let's go and lose their mind. No, they're gonna lose their mind. Did he make it himself? Yeah, he did. He um. It was cute and then like,

I got the credit because people thought it was me and I took it. And then let me tell you something, I fully took it. I said, you're so welcome for that, was on you. I love it. Anything Italian happens in the South, they really go as page.

No, anything good. Craig does, it was me. And I'm here for it. Because you know what, I've put a lot of fucking hours into this. So you give a South, why did Taylor Swift have a Southern accent? And now she doesn't.

Did she? She had a full on Southern draw before. I understand how your voice changes. When Desi goes to Ireland, he gets low Irish accent. But you also have to, her boyfriend was British for so long. I feel like if you're hearing that accent, it's probably hard not to say certain words like him. But she doesn't speak British.

No, but I... Well, she doesn't speak British. No, but I... You can't speak British. Whatever. Fuck you, Hannah. And also we're not talking shit about Toyswift. I'm just, she's from Pennsylvania though. And then I think she kind of got a country draw when she was like hanging out with country people. Which I didn't ask Phil when she was like 13 or whatever.

Yeah. And then she met Tania Tucker. Do you know someone? I'm not allowed to look at the comments. Yeah. But ever now and then I fall into the comments. Right. And someone was like, most of them are really nice. But someone was like, don't listen to this pod if you want accurate information. Ha ha ha. In that comment, because it's only what we've been trying to tell people for four bugging years, don't listen to us. We're idiots. We're just gonna make you laugh. We have no fucking idea what we're talking about. She was like, go to other podcasts. If you want actual information, I was like,

100%. 100%. 100% never. We're not here to give. Aggrant information about it. We're not here to give you a squad. Make you think that this was NPR. That we knew literally anything about anything. We know when your boyfriend's gay

and what she's not to wear. That's literally all we know. At least we know that we don't know. At least we're fucking self-aware. Because some people do like, like Claudia has like an iPad. Like we don't even try to look stuff up. We just say it. We see how the other one responds.

And then we wait for the DMs later. We'll ask a question about it. We're not really sure. We haven't looked into it. It's like it was in the headline. We should know that fact. Like, do these guys want his face timing? No, it is funny because, yeah, Jackie and Claudia have iPads and like know what they're going to say. Yeah. Like, we have Chris as a producer. Chris doesn't understand, he doesn't know what even the spice girls are. Like, Chris doesn't understand womanhood. It's so funny because I feel like I get asked a lot

from like random people, people I know and then like people I don't know. Like oh my god, like Gagelies Wads so funny. Like you guys are so good. Like what do you guys do? They're like, like prepare. Like I was so funny. And I was like oh, we don't.

Like she is just my friend. Like this is talking to my friend. It's like, you don't prepare. It would be so bad. It would be so bad. Where am I writing? Like, what am I writing down that we're preparing? When we do try to prepare, we like confuse ourselves.

I'm like, what did you mean when you wrote Invisalign Fire? So you can, how's your Invisalign? It's so funny that you say that because I haven't worn it in months and I literally said today, tonight's the first night I'm restarting. People don't talk about that enough

because you stop wearing it and you're like, this is kind of fun. And then you're like, I need to wear it, but you're like, do I wanna have a frustrating night wearing it? Yeah. Because it's tight. Someone is putting like, be dazzling,

they're in visline, like putting like diamonds on it. And I thought that was kind of funny. I really want to get the nearest. That's my new thing. Are you fucking kidding me? Okay, well, I'm off Barbie Botox, but I am going to get it. Why are you off it?

I'm just off of like, obsessing about it. Yeah, it's not, it's not a algorithm anymore. Right now I'm all about the nearest. But I'm not going to do it. What made you see a veneer video and make you wanna do it? Cause me personally, I haven't really seen that many veneers that I'm like, I mean, Pete David's veneers.

I just don't wanna be where my in this line. Oh, so you're gonna shave down your normal teeth to have little nubs that look like my fingers. And then you're gonna, some of them look so bad. Yeah, some of them look so bad. Yeah, some of them are so bad. Oh, just some people can't talk. Like they're like,

I've got a lot of people can't talk. I'm really excited about that. And then you add on like a lip filler. Ooh, oh. I don't know how the people are doing it. But this is the thing, it keeps the patriarchy in check because if women can't speak or talk,

the men are winning, right? And that's, so we have to think about that. But then again, me not talking, kind of peaceful and beautiful. Once in a while. Once in a while. Your teeth are so good. Thank you.

What do you not like about them? Your bottom teeth? Ah! No, I wasn't going to say that, but apparently you like them. No good. What do you like about my bottom teeth is the ones that shift. So then I like, I like them both. No, it you like about my bottom teeth is the ones that shift. So then I like this one.

No, it's really more my top teeth. Like I could have a, they could be better and I know that. What do you mean by better? Like do you think they're straight? They could be straighter. I don't think that. Okay, well you're not in my brain.

I think that you are. Okay, well you don't have to live with them every day. Okay, well you don't have to get it. Why? Go to Sears. Try Sears. Maybe you just shouldn't wear bellyplats. I feel like you, and as you know,

I've evolved with plastic surgery, now I'm like, go off. But this is reaching. Like you are running from somewhere. No, I'm not gonna ask you. You're bored. You're literally bored, and you're like, what can I do to like have a changed? And then that's what you're thinking of.

Yeah, but that's too permanent. I'm not going to actually do that, but what I really do wanna do is I wanna get Barbie Botox. I don't, what is my, oh the back. And I wanna get it in right here in my jaw. Yeah, I want Massa to here, but it talks to cause I clenched. I just think it gives you

like more of a, like, you literally have the tiniest little face. Okay, well, if you're doing it, why can't I too? No, you can. Okay, but like for clunching. Fine, mine's for clunching too. I grind my teeth at night. You happy? Do you not grind? I don't. That's why you're bored. You have nothing going on. I'm exhausted from grinding in the morning. I can't even live because I'm really good at crunching. I used to have a girlfriend who, like my best friend, like high school in college and we would go out all the time.

Not a f***ing other girl. Oh, actually, you're a f***ing need. Didn't really like a child. Any who, it's a whole different thing. No, not a f***ing. I had a girlfriend in high school that. Anyhoo, it's a whole different thing. No, not f***ing. I had a girlfriend in high school that like every time she would sleep over at my house, I would hear this noise and I would wake up

and I'd be like, what the f*** is that noise? And I'm not kidding, years one by. That I was like, this is so crazy. Until one night, I was close to her head and I was like, it's this bitch. Like how is she doing? It's like a chalkboard. She was literally grinding her teeth so hard

that I would have to like shake her. I think I do that. My mom said I'll make sounds sometimes. She also says that I do this thing where like, my body just like twitches, but like, a lot. I have a hilarious story about that. That we end the pod.

What a crack do. He was doing so well this episode too. This was his best episode. This is even it. So Saturday night we get into bed. We had like been out whatever, but we weren't like, you fucked up or like drunk or anything. Like whatever we get into bed. And like he's like you smell of food. And we're laying there watching TV and he puts his hand on my thigh.

And you know, when you're about to have sex before, you don't say, sometimes you don't say, hey, do you wanna have sex? You just kind of start touching each other, whatever. So I'm laying there, but the way the pillow is is like I couldn't see him. So I cast hands on my thigh, and I'm like, oh, he's gonna try and have sex with me.

So I put my hand on his hand. I try to never try, and I don't know. I always feel sentimental and sweet. And so he's rubbing my leg, and I'm holding his hand kind of. And then I'm like, why isn't he like doing anything? Like we've been doing this for like a while now. And every time he like rubs my leg, I'm like, okay, like yeah, go ahead. I give you consent, whatever.

I realized he was not rubbing my leg. He was literally twitching, falling asleep. And I like look over dead. Like fully passed out. You're like, that's not my clip, that's my new cap. Okay, guys, we're not. And having sex. He's like, he's teasing.

He's been teasing me for two hours now. How does he, oh God, that is so funny because there definitely is times where you, because you know the guy likes you, like in a relationship with him, right? But you don't know if he wants to have sex, and that's like a thin line. Right. And we rejected, and we had it literally on Sunday. We hadn't had sex in like two days,

which I know. And so I literally was like, it's gonna break up with me. You hate me. You hate me. Like you haven't tried to have sex in me in 48 hours. You know, we've had seven people are staying at our house.

I go, so. You got even puking. You can. I've been p people are staying at our house. I go, so you got to be puking. I've been puking rallying for you. You're kidding? There's nothing in my insides right now. I'm so skinny. It's prime time. I love how we get dirty at the very end. Yeah, you're interesting. Thank you for that intimate sex novel. You guys, I feel like we have no tickets left, but there might be a couple. Are you putting your sunglasses on? She's literally leaving. She's getting her packing her bags.

Oh, I'm going to be in Hanover this week. And it's like a casino. I don't know where Hanover is. Figure it out, find it. I think it's near Baltimore. It's where that like sign was. Yes, okay, so that was Jackable Baltimore. We have to go.

And then I announce Denver watch page on Amazon. Watch page on Instagram. It's a crazy. There's in some crazy. I'm gonna be in the Amazon. Instagram. Also, a crazy. So I was in some crazy. I was in some Instagram. Also, why is everyday Amazon Prime Day? I swear it was just Amazon Prime Day two days ago. Don't get me started.

No, how many Amazon Prime days are there? They now do it twice a year. When did they tell, like, I thought we just had it. And I know, we had it in July, and then we had it again. We just had it again. So it's not even like the same amount of time in between. They just... Jeff does it every month. Jeff, little Jeffy being crazy.

Anyway, we love you guys. Thanks for giggling with us. We'll talk to you later. Bye. you