Giggly Squad - Giggling about Charleston, Kravis, and bathroom drama

Episode Date: April 13, 2021

Paige is in Charleston and Hannah is not in the bathroom. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm in the day just got away from me. Okay it's that time again. It's the squad of the gigglers we've united. Pagie how you doing? Hey Hannah! hi Paige. You're down south. What are you doing? So my brother's girlfriend is turning 30 on Monday and we were like, let's play on like

a little trip and she was like, I've never been to Charleston and I was like, I have and it's amazing and it's so much fun. So we came down to Charleston for a little bit and it's oh my god. What's the vibe? What's the aesthetic of Charleston? Okay. I'm not trying to disrespect the city of Charleston,

but it's literally college. Like going out to the bars, I felt like I was in college. I feel like I went to college. Are the people young though? And the girl, yes, that's the other thing. I feel like everyone is so young when I like walk into certain bars and like girls dress like college. Okay, but it's Southern college.

Like do they wear pearls and like a dress to football games or like what's the style? No, it's not like that dressy, but it's like jeans, crop tops, shoes that the style? No, it's not like that dressy, but it's like, jeans, crop tops, shoes that you can scuff, no jacket, but like, you're cold standing in line. And that's the epitome of college to me. Like, no, I'm not gonna wear a jacket

because I'm gonna sweat in the club, but like, I need a jacket. You know, I feel like that's when you realize you're an adult when you're like, I rather be warm, then look like an idiot not wearing a jacket in line to get to the bar. You know that 100% because that was constant. It would be next level like zero degrees and we'd wear the skankiest outfits to the bar.

And I remember I was walking with this basketball player and he's like, are you cold? And I was like, yes. Like I literally have hypothermia and he was like, here's my jacket and I was like Oh my god, we're dating and then he goes hey, it's too cold. Can I have my jacket back? I thought never gets cold though. Cardi B said that and I can't Well this week I've actually been in New York City

Which is a vibe and I want to say New York is dead Come at me bro. It's a vibe New York is dead. Come at me, bro. It's a vibe. Comedy's back, like at the seller for the first time this weekend. So if anyone's New York City does, it's performing at the seller. Probably get mad at me for telling you because he's still getting his vibe back. But we're vibing. A lot of vibes today. Still workshop. It's a workshop, but it's so funny because you haven't done comedy for a year, but then you have all this stuff you had been wanting to talk about. And you're kind of figuring

out your set. I'm also starting comedy again. I'm actually doing a show at governors in Levittown, Long Island June 4th and 5th, so check out my website hannaburn.com But I all my jokes were about being single so um your girls workshopping Oh my god wait, I didn't even think of that you have to come up with all new things because I mean your engagement ring right now I didn't even think of that. You have to come up with all new things because I mean, your engagement ring right now is behind you. Oh, my little bit was like, this is why I'm single.

Like, it's my fault because of this. It might be fuck boys fault because of this. But I think like, I just have to, yeah, I have some new shit, but I'm excited for it. But we were walking down Lower East Side and it was bumping. Like, they're playing music in the street and then there were all these rows of girls eating brunch

and Des was like, wow, this is like fun. And I'm like, this is what we mean when we say brunch, it's blacking out for no reason. Yeah. In the middle of the day. And then a table of gigglers was like, Des, I was just gonna say something and my brain doesn't work.

And this is a perfect time. But it was something about day drinking. Cause you've been day drinking too much. I should you yeah, but I Love day drinking and I feel like that was oh cuz we're you were talking about brunch. Sorry Do I have anymore stories? I just want to let everyone know if they didn't know I love day drinking and I can't tell you more because I'm hungover from day drinking But I do page I know branches such a fucking vibe and like Look, I love to fuck up a club at nighttime like I really do love it But I don't know like recently after the pandemic and like now that things are like getting back to a little bit back to normal like Going out in New York City and everyone's just being drunk on the street.

Oh, it's beautiful. And when you're at nighttime, there's always that countdown of how late is too late. Where brunch, you're like, we're just living our lives. Time, what is time, time is a metaphor. And then you feel so accomplished, because then you actually get home and get in bed,

and you're like, it's midnight. Oh, yeah. Like, I'm gonna wake up tomorrow like an absolute ray of sunshine. Like, I'm gonna get a full 12 hours. That's our Sunday brunch work. So you're in bed by 8 p.m. You wake up a full 12 hours clear-headed

to go fuck up some work emails. We're just saying, that's our mental health moment. Drink during the day. It's healthy for you. Look at this piece of hair. I love it for you. She's an independent woman. Oh my God. I literally, if anyone subscribes to our Patreon, the juxtaposition of like what I look like on Instagram. I feel like on Instagram. I feel like I'm having a full-time ad. I know how she's like, what?

You call me and you go, we have to take down the Patreon's. We have to take all the Patreon's down and go, why? That one here. My mom's like, are you ever, do you think ever going to get ready for like one of the podcasts? I'm like, no, because this is like where I am. No, but you're also evolving page. You're evolving and I'm not saying I'm a, no, because this is like where I am. No, but you're also evolving page. You're evolving and I'm not saying I'm a good influence on you because we know that's not all true.

But I feel like you literally let down your hair more. And I feel like you just love yourself more and you're easier on yourself. I feel like you were a little bit of a perfectionist with your looks in the past. I'm not trying to call you out. I'm just like being real. Thank you.

And that's like, I wore pimple cream on the plane. And I love that for you. You know, Nate, didn't care. Did you wear like the under eyes? I think I don't care about that. I think that's a very model moment. I mean, I had my mask on, but I have this huge pimple on my nose.

And I was like, I don't care about anyone here. This is my pimple cream. Thank you. Someone like you who is very naturally beautiful, you need a pimple just to say humble until everyone around you know that, not everyone's perfect and it's okay. And I've been on a new birth control.

Honestly, I feel like we never talk about certain women issues. I went on a new birth control and I feel like I haven't really talked to a lot of people about it because I've never a new birth control and I feel like I haven't really talked to a lot of people about it because I've never been on birth control, but just like the thought that we pump ourself full of all these hormones to like fix certain problems like I have polycystic ovary syndrome or whatever it's called. It's like I had to go on one and so I've been like googling everything about birth control

and like all these side effects and like all these things and it's like why am I crying all the time? Like why is my skin getting bad? And it's just so crazy. Well there was this really crazy thought that when you're on birth control it affects your hormones so you're actually attracted to a different type of guy than if you weren't on birth control. And that like freaked me the fuck out. Yeah that was like a I don't know I think I might I might be spreading a rumor, but that was a thought, because your hormones affect your attractions and your levels of testosterone and estrogen. So I've been on it for like three weeks,

so let's see if my face can go. You go suddenly, I like guys who are in a whole new experiment. Wait, I'll go love. Gagli Squad has now turned into an experimental podcast, and we're scientists, so I'm three weeks in, I actually have to take it. Also, women in general, the fact that people remember to take their birth control every single day at the same time, absolute goddesses. How can I remember the embarrassing shit I said

like 10 years ago in a classroom, but can't remember my breath control at the same time every day. I have a straight alarm for it and I still forget it. I mean, it's fucked up how your brain works. I'm in the window of like 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Okay, I take it out at the same time You know, like that, it doesn't. And then you're gonna get to the point two

where you start fucking it up. And there's ways like if you miss it one day, you can take two the next day. But if you miss another day, I don't think you can take three. Like if you miss a week, I don't think you can just like down seven. I wish there's a problem for a couple of days

and I forgot it. It's not even that. It's not even that I went on it because I don't want to get pregnant. It was more like, it's crazy how birth control, like I feel like guys don't know that either. Like any guy I wanna be like, I'm not on this for you.

And like the child I don't wanna have with you. It's for like my own insides of my body to help them, be normal inside there. I just want to say, fact of fact, doesn't I did not have sex in Kalanaman's bathroom. We had a lot of fun that day. Kalanaman to have the most beautiful big master bathroom that I was showing him.

We were in there for 30 seconds. We jokingly fooled around and we left. It was like Lindsay and Luke in the trailer how they were in the bathroom. Like that's all I'm gonna say about that. And if anyone wants to have sex in my bathroom, they always can. And I highly recommend bathroom sex if you're into it. Wow. It's so interesting that you say that I hate having sex in the bathroom. There's just something like freaky about it. Like bending over and looking in the mirror while he's doing doggy. There's something hot about it. Okay, wow. This is a, I can't believe how life is hard. I was just, I was just having this conversation with someone and we were talking about it. Sierra was involved

in this conversation. So if she pops pops in I want to ask her. When you're having sex in the bathroom or in some place that there's a mirror, when I can hear laughing in the bathroom. Are you going to ask if you're looking at their eyes or not? No. If you're looking in the mirror, are you're looking in the mirror, are you looking at yourself or the person you're having sex with? You go back and forth, but you try not to look at yourself too much because I don't want them to know I'm looking at myself,

but you gotta do a check to make sure you feel hot and then look at him. Like feel hot, look at him, feel hot, look at him. Okay, you gotta rotate.. Hannah's okay, do you want to know myself the whole time? No, once, no, once have I ever looked at the other person. No, even in this, even when we're doing this zoom, I'm like, okay, probably like can tell. When you're on zoom, so the people you have to know where their box is, because I'm looking at myself right now. But I always think to look back at you, but I always look at myself. That's so funny, because I've been looking at you

the whole time. But it doesn't make you nervous, it's just, it's different moves for different folks, different strokes for people. You know what I'm saying. What does Sierra say? Sierra, what was your response to that? She looks at the guy.

You got to check. Like I personally, Sierra goes back and forth. I have like a side of my face that is stunning gorgeous iconic, never been done. And the right side of my face is an actual monster who I've never met. So ever now and then you forget and you look and you're like, fuck wrong side and you turn, no one will say that I'm right with it. But like, you know how you know your face. Yeah. Like you know your angle. So yeah. But also sometimes I look in the mirror and I don't really like what's happening. But like, guys don't care. Your vagina is connecting with their

penis and they are not about to be like, oh, her left arm looks like a little fat right now. I just need everyone to remember that next time you look in the mirror and you don't love what you say. He doesn't like it. Have you ever? Yeah, because sometimes like if that's ever happening and I'm like, I'm looking at myself in the mirror, sometimes I fuck with my own brain because I'm like, oh my God, I hated the way I just looked and then you course cracked. And then you think, like, wow, when there isn't a mirror,

what do I look like? And I don't know how to course cracked. Like, but guys are just like, all they care about is. Okay, do you know how, like like when you get a haircut a straight guy Can never ever know like you'll be like what if I change you can dye your hair bleach bond and he'd be like That's a different shirt They don't know with lanes of hair. They cannot tell about a pimple on your nose No, and they don't they really don't I was I went over to this one guys house the other day and I was just like, hello, I cut my bangs

and he was like, those short pieces, that's not a bang and I go, it's a curtain bang. What the fuck is a curtain bang? And I was like, oh my God. Be like, I'm not lowering myself to the standard trend explaining it. But I'm like, I'm too good for you. This is why men love positions of power

because they're not detailed oriented They just like telling people to do and then expect women to figure it out for them because we're smarter We really are so much smarter. I mean, we know what current bangs are we like do you think a guy can decipher? Like normal pink and ballet slipper pink. No, they can't ever in a million years You know what I think it's time for advice. Yeah, I love that. I like co-worker stuff because I feel like people are getting back in the office How do you tell? This is a really funny one. I want to tell my annoying co-worker that constantly calls HR to suck my dick from the back respectfully Wait

She keeps calling HR on you. I think that she probably on thing. Like she's just the snitch of the office. Oh my God. This is what I'm gonna say. Because in the past, have I made mistakes with being political and not being nice to the right people, or not sucking up to the right people? Yes.

You need to be so fucking nice to this bitch. You need to bring her muffins. You have to bring her candy. You have to ask her about her children that you don't care about even if they're ugly. You have to ask to see pictures. You need to be her muffins. You have to bring her candy. You have to ask her about her children that you don't care about, even if they're ugly. You have to ask to see pictures. You need to be nice to this bitch, because karma will bite you and like,

she's not gonna get karma. It doesn't work that way at the office. Whoever is in with the higher ups is in with the higher ups. So you just, if you don't wanna lose your job, you guys suck up to them. Okay, my advice would be, play some real-life chess with this person. You call HR. You're a fucking best friend. You bring

the HR person muffins. You start dropping breadcrumbs in the HR person's head that that other person is up to something no good. See, yours is more challenging and more difficult. But, what are you more rewarding? I don't want to be a tattletail, but I think so and so, who keeps calling you is just kind of using you. And really fuck with that. Sierra looks so cute right now. I wish, like you guys could see her.

She's adorable. What's her outfit? She has a bathing suit on and then she has like this cute little white cover up that's like netted. Are you guys going to be here with the girl? And she has like a little baseball hat on. We have a pool at our hotel because we're rich. Okay.

Okay. We have doll hairs in our bank accounts. So we have a rooftop pool at this hotel. No, actually this hotel that we're staying at is so bougie. And we came home last night at like, I don't know, like 4 a.m. And I literally felt like I was walking into one of my friend's houses because it looked like a foyer in the front. And we, me and Sarah had no shoes on.

And we were tiptoeing. And I was like she was like bitch we're at a hotel. It doesn't matter. Do you remember when I asked you to do a comedy game with me and I brought you to your first best western ever? To remind you about humble women. This is actually a great story.

This is a great story. Hannah had a comedy show in Philly. You should put pants on probably yes. Um, here's a whole asses out. Sorry. Um, okay. Hannah had a comedy show in Philly and we were so excited. It was me, her Dylan Paladino and Jessie Jollis. And Jessie Jollis. And I texted Hannah and I was like, hey, do we have to get hotel rooms or whatever? She was like, no, I'm gonna take care of all of it. Like, don't worry about it.

And I expected to share a room with the girls. We walk into Philly, first of all, the hotel we stayed at, like the door locked at like 11 p.m. Because like we weren't in like the best part of town, you know, and I was just like, wait, what's going on? They had a lemon water in the front bench. Don't talk bad about that.

Oh my God. They also had like communal breakfast. I'm like, I bring your homeless panel there. I'm like I'm bringing her home with me in the shower. One person's communal is another person's continental. And then we all shared a room. There was four of us in a room, one guy. And we made Dylan our bitch. I was like, go get us Chinese food immediately.

Because there's no room service. It was like 10 p.m. and we all was like, go get us Chinese food immediately. I don't really observe that. It was like 10 p.m. and we all were like, we need Chinese food. And Dylan was like, this is what's like having three girlfriends. I will say that that Chinese food fucking slap. Do you have a dude remember when he came back and he was so proud of himself

and he talked about how hard it was to get the Chinese food and we were like, where's the utensils? And we were like, cool. So what are we gonna drink our own spit? Like, do you not get beverages? He was like, what? And we really, you need to go back and get us a fork and knife because I'm not eating my sesame chicken with my fingers.

Yeah. I'm a grown ass woman. That was so, that trip was so fun. So what you're saying is, best Western is actually pretty legit for good time What I'm saying is is like Just go with the flow because sometimes Things that you're not

That you wouldn't normally do are the best stories and like the memories that stick out the most like When would we ever like just be like let's go to a best Western And but like it was the one of the most fun nights. That's our mental health moment number two of the day. Do it for the story. Just went and doubt. Do it for the story so you could talk about it two years later on a podcast. Then have someone comment and say that you're interrupting each other.

Okay. This next one, this guy I'm talking to loves snap. I also hate when people call it snap. Like, I know that the young people are because they like do it so much, but it's like. Kylie Jenner said she's done with snapchat. So why are we still on it? I do keep talking to him. Do I like him or the attention?

Any guy who asks you for your snap? If it's if you're under 25, I don't know, but if you're above 25 and he says, can I have your snapchat? Never talk to him again. Dude, that's so true. If you're under 25, go off on whatever app you guys talk on. If you're over 25, there's no situation you should have a snapchat. I just think it's weird. Well, because also snapchat is means I wanna see your boobs

and they're like accumulating women like objects and putting them all like on their snapchat and then blasting out like what you do in tonight to like the 15 girls and like I'm sorry, I don't wanna be a part of your snapchat roster. There's also too many like modes of communication with guys and each one has a tier level of how real it is.

Like look if a guy's messaging you on Snapchat and only Snapchat, he doesn't give a fuck about you. If he's only DMing you, he gives a little bit more of a fuck about you, but not really. If he's texting you to your actual phone, he's interested in you. If he's calling you, he likes you. And if he's facing you, absolutely get him out of here. If he linked in messaging you, call the police. But you're so right. A dude DMing you does not mean he likes you. He's probably talking to other people, but once I let you know that he's like,

you know, that he's like interested in just in case. And I feel like it took me a long time to like grasp that. Like if I'm posting an Instagram story and a guy's DMing me off of it, like to let me know whatever. Okay, cool. You can give me the compliment and I get,

I understand now that you're like a little bit interested But if that's all it is he doesn't really like you or else he'd be asking you out on it He'd be texting you and asking you out to dinner. Oh hundred percent. So don't let them get in your head and delete your snapchat Yeah, delete your snapchat. We have to protect our minds our powerful female brains Also, I do want to say in terms of texting I know we love a serotonin high and a dopamine hit of like when you have that new crush that like they want to know what you're doing every two seconds. This is not sustainable and

will crash and make you feel terrible regardless if you guys are meant for each other or not. That's why always be a bad texture. Enough with these guys being like on a bad texture. You're the bad texture always. The only one you're a good texture for is your best friend. With guys, never get good texting momentum because it's not sustainable for you or him and the second it slows down, it brings everyone anxiety.

So if you want to talk on the phone. Being unreachable, it is such a mind game but it really does make them like you more. And I don't want to be like, oh, you have to wait 30 minutes to respond each text. It's just don't have a texting relationship with anyone. Yeah. Except your background.

I agree. Literally, you know, like when you're not interested in a guy and so like they'll text you and you'll see it on your phone, you're just be like, oh, I don't care. And then like you legitimately forget about it and then you like finally hang out with them or whatever and they're obsessed with you. But then there's that guy that you actually like and he texts you and you literally just read it over and over and over until it's appropriate to respond. And then like he's not interested. It's really just like to sum it up, the less interested person always wins. I have one more and it's really good. Wait one second.

I have one more and it's really good. Wait one second. My sister is dating my best friend's ex of seven years, three months after they broke up. Hold on, my sister is dating my best friend's ex of seven years, three months after they broke up, and then capital letters help. Oh my god. Oh my God. First of all, I wish I knew like everyone's ages of this situation. Yeah, yeah, I mean, we have a bazillion questions about this, but I just wanted to say the question

because I want this to be reality. If you're showing how I'll watch it. This is crazy. Your best friend has to marry this guy. It's also like how often was the best friend hanging out with you and your sister and her boyfriend? Clearly a lot. You know because now that that best friend, wait the sister's dating, the best friends acts or the best

friends dating? No the sister's dating the best friends acts. And my thing is I understand if they were dating for like a year and the guy was like, wait, I'm kind of more into this girl's sister. I get it, but seven years means like how long did this dude like Logan have a crush on this other girl? Right, like where you guys all friends for the seven years. Also, the sister is probably now replaying every single situation where they were all together and think and wondering like was my guy thinking about her? The best friend's axe. Yeah. Yeah. I mean we're all confused with it

But all we know is they're serious overlap here and what you said is right They need to get married because if they don't they have to either or the girls bond over how fucked up this dude is and That's a way that women bond The best advice I could give is go to Mexico, change your name. Don't talk to any of them. Get out. This looks like you are in a small town. Move to New York City, move to LA, live your best fucking life, and find a new man's out of that toxic circle you're in.

And you just have to try to don't talk about your sister and the new guy when you're with your best friend Like just try not to bring it up and be like but like could you imagine if Because also I feel so bad for the best friend because like she obviously wants to like cry to her friend and it be and like Go off and you want to make fun of the X, you wanna be like, she sucks, right? And it's like, she can't even, she can't be like, oh my God, the new girlfriend's disgusting. And the friend can't be like, yeah,

you're so much better. You're like downgrade, right? Am I right? Yeah, that's one of my favorite parts about breaking up with someone is sending my friends like the new girl he's talking to and I'm like ew I just hope the new girl he talks to looks just like me so I'm like yeah I knew I was your type whatever I just don't like a piece with someone who

like looks completely different because then I'm like who are you lying to I love when it's like a version of me also I, I feel like the sister and the boyfriend, like her boyfriend now, I don't think it's going to last because it was, you know, like when something's forbidden, you wanna do it even more. And there's like an adrenaline rush of it. And so like the first three months, it's like we were doing something bad, like,

now we're together, but then like real real life is gonna hit and let's like, you're with this person and they're gonna realize, like, it's not as fun anymore, whatever. Well, we were talking the other day, how the first three months is pure dopamine. Like, it's pure, like, I'm so into this new thing. Yeah. The next three months, you start seeing

how they really are and like, they're annoying sides. You start hearing them chew suddenly, like reality starts to hit. And the following three months is seeing if you guys can have boundaries and like make things work with the reality. So like three months in, never get married, don't make those kind of decisions. Unless it's quarantine, then it's dog years,

you multiply it by seven. And that's just simple math. That's just, I mean, hard for us, but for other people, simple. Right. So I want to update on this. If you sent me this message. I need, no, I need an update on this one.

Like really fucking bad. And I want, okay, here's the update that I need. I need everyone's ages. I need where you guys live. And I need to know how long you've heard in front. Social security numbers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, send your address. But this shit happens more often than not

because I feel like guys who like me have liked my friends because we're all similar personalities. Like Sierra and I joke, we have the same taste in guys. And I literally am finding her new guys right now to date because I'm like, oh, he's hot. And I know you like him because I think he's hot. But here's the thing that's here and I've talked about. Oh, are you in see? Okay, okay, good to meet you. Okay, interesting.

Like if you like a guy and I know that and you're my friend and I know that you like this guy, there's something in my brain that like automatically, I'm like, okay, this guy's gross. But to me, do you know what I mean? Like I don't, like I automatically, to you. Like I automatically don't see him in a special manner. If I meet a guy and they go, yeah, he hooked up with so and so a girl I know, I'm immediately like,

a little turned off by it. I mean, it depends on the girl, but you're, I mean, yeah, but then there, I know, I'm immediately like a little turned off by it. I mean, it depends on the girl, but you're, I mean, yeah, but then there, I mean, there are certain situations where it's like, oh, we hooked up like years ago and it was like very casual and like she's in another relationship. Like, there's that type of overlap, which is like totally fine. But like, if one of my good friends had like a full thing with someone, like, I couldn't even get myself to the point to like them.

Yeah. Because I'm like, oh, I don't see it. If my friend really likes a guy, the pain of knowing I can hurt her if I like went for him is so much more painful than this random dude not liking me. Or me not like, unless and I do say unless two people are like fucking made for each other and that's why I do like to sometimes do summer house an example like I feel like if watching a dude get into an argument with your friend that cannot be such a deep like effect on two people

if they're meant to be together you know what I mean like if you are meant to be together one thing that's done or one argument cannot sway you. I really believe in energies that two people are meant to be. I mean, Dez saw me in the most fucked up mindset and difficult situation where I was losing my damn mind every three seconds. And he was like, okay, I could deal with this. And I was like, maybe. Maybe.

Yeah, it's also just like, I don't know. I think friends that like share guys almost, I just think it's weird. I don't know. It just like freaks me out. I feel like that's more of, if you do that, if you do that with your friend, if you guys are like, hooking up with the same person, like, either it's like overlapping or like, I don't know, there's something deeper going on with your friendship. It almost feels like you guys have some type of competition with each other.

Yeah, super weird. And I just think that's so weird. Super weird. And I do think me and you are actually such good friends because we do have different tastes than like I think physically sometimes, but like emotionally, we know like if you didn't hit it off with des, there would be I'd be a little worried like personality wise. Yeah, like I was on the phone with one of my girlfriends the other day and she was talking about the guy she liked and she accidentally said, a guy that I liked,

or like, name, like, she was like, oh my God, like, yeah, like if me and like, blank went out and I was like, and she goes, oh my God, I'm so sorry, like, I didn't mean to say his name, I meant like the other one. And I was just like, oh my God, like, you just hurt my feelings, like, she was like, I would never.

And I was like, fuck you. You know what now? That was your subconscious bitch. So I'm gonna fight with this. Yeah, I was like, just now I know you like him. Now I can't trust your subconscious. But it did make me laugh. You made a joke recently at me about a situation

that does make the same exact joke and it just made me feel like, just like good people around me. Right. With that said, can we get into front page news? Because like, oh my God. I want to get into some stuff. Because we haven't talked about some situations

that are going down. I'm interested in your opinions. What is the situation? You want to talk about the Chloe thing. OK. Now to jump in with the Chloe thing. The gist of what happened is that a photo got posted accidentally of Chloe unfiltered on anything and the Kardashian team worked tirelessly to get this photo removed from the

Internet. Was it a grandma who accidentally posted it or something? Originally it was like, oh MJ posted it, but then they blamed it on an assistant. Okay. And that assistant was for sure fired. And also the photo by the way, people were like, oh my god, it looks like old Chloe, like in a nice way, like her face looked similar and her body looked awesome. Here's the crazy part that I immediately thought of,

but no one was like talking about in the public, but then I did see like some people. They wanted that picture removed, but like they haven't ever tried to get raging Kim's sex tape removed. Like from the internet, like, is it, I don't know, is that just like such a juxtaposition? Like, I never thought of that,

but also it's cause Kim's sex tape is the fire that created at all of it. And look, I'm not saying like, oh my god, if you have a sex tape that's disgusting because I'm saying it in terms of she stands by the fact that she didn't put out her sex tape that someone like got it and put it out Yes, so I feel like that that would even be more of like look make a sex tape with your boyfriend all day long Like whatever turns you guys on a similar situation where they want to take it down because it they didn't post it Yeah, right like also what about like every paparazzi shot?

It's just that yeah like that it's just that she didn't look I mean look Okay, we all know what was going on. They sell products and you buy their products because you think that you're going to Somewhat emulate or look the way they look wearing them. So I get it. It's from like a business standpoint If you're not gonna buy Chloe's jeans if you feel like she looks Disgusting it. This is literally legally blonde. This is when she's on the phone with the fitness instructor being like, did you murder your husband? Yes.

She's like, I have an alibi. And she goes, what's your alibi? And she's like, I can't. She's like, what is it? And she goes, I was getting li- I was getting li- I was getting li- I was getting li-

No. No. No! No! It's not normal to have this ass! You don't just have this ass from doing squats! No! That's exactly what it is. And it's just like advertising. Like obviously if you buy Kylie's lip kit,

you know that your lips aren't going to look like full in plump like hers because she gets lip injections. But like subconsciously, you're like, I kind of wanna like look like that or I wanna have some type of like vibe, whatever. Then she went on her Instagram and did like a live and was like, I really do look like my Instagram pictures

and then people were saying that the live could have had a filter on it and then they like didn't really believe her. Were she in a bathing suit in the live? She had, no, she had clothes on but like, you could see her stomach like she had a pulled up. Like she was in like a workout set I think. Okay, with all of this said, the picture that was like leaked or put out, she looked amazing.

Like she looked skinny. Yeah. It's just that she didn't have that like insane indent of her hip and then her butt going really big out and then tiny legs again. She had like a normal hip. Yes. going really big out and then tiny legs again. She had like a normal hip. Yes, she was more straight. And as someone who is not like curvy and like, I've gotten down on myself,

I'm like my own body, because I'm like, oh my God, sometimes I look like a 12 year old boy. Like I don't have an indentation of like a hip. And like you do see girls on Instagram that like are so curvy and like like just like look more feminine. But like it also isn't normal either. Like models, like actual models who are like five, nine,

like and their body type is like insane. They have the longest legs. That's like 10% of the actual population. Like I- Not 10% like 2%. Yeah. Like, I- Not 10%. Like, 2%. Yeah, like when you're looking at Instagram, you see all these models, like, you're like, everyone looks like this.

They really don't. Like, but also, the way bodies naturally work, like I someone with a fat ass, pH-AT. Yeah. That's important. The pH is important. Yeah, my thighs go into my ass. They're attached. I don't have stick legs, and then a huge ass.

I have thighs that are strong, that created butt muscles that are big, and that's my body type. So the Kardashians, people are just going around being like they have the most obvious Brazilian butt lift ever. But Chloe also did this response.. Did you see like her writing apology? What do you think of it? I feel really bad for her. Like, look, we can judge celebrities and especially the Kardashians all day long, but like the amount of things that she's probably gotten from people like calling her fat and like being compared to her sisters like I genuinely don't know how she does it. So she basically was like guys I'm kind of a victim of societal standards and like

this is what I'm doing to try to survive but at what point are you not like okay I'm surviving but I'm gonna be honest about the work I've had done And but I also do feel like people look to them because they do set so many standards Especially in like the beauty world like look they're the most famous people in the world and they have It's such an influence on how girls look at themselves. So okay. Yes. I Clues of victim for sure, but like you were saying like she could change the whole narrative and help so many girls Yeah, this was actually at first I loved her apology because she was just like guys. I am Everything I get abused about how I look 247 and the standards for women

But then she's basically created this false standard for women that like Is insane no one hasn't asked like that with hips like that with boobs like that with lips like that she's basically created this false standard for women that like is insane. No one has an ass like that with hips like that, with boobs like that, with lips like that. And I guess what people just want is a little more transparency to be like, okay, we're buying into the system that women have to be like perfectly beautiful all the time, but at least to go. Right, I don't. Like I just don't get it when people like hide their plastic surgery.

Like, if you wanted it, who is the to-judge you? Say you got it. If they all came out and we're like, fuck yeah, we got our butts lifted. I'd be like, do you? Who cares? You wanted to do that? So I actually did what's a clubhouse with this thing. It's called IG Famous by Dana.

I kind of love following these accounts that show the girls with like Instagram and real life first, that kind of thing. And Leah, Xwini from New York was on it and she was like, look, I got my tits done. I got my nose did and she was like watching myself was kind of hard. There were a lot of things I didn't like about myself, which sucks.

But she's also now like, guys, I got my nose done. This is the plastic surgeon. I recommend it. And there was something about the transparency that I loved. And that's why we were making fun of J.Lo being like J. My girl. Love you to death. It's not olive oil.

I'm Italian. You know how much olive oil I've consumed. Yeah. So I think we have to think about the future of like young girls who are watching and like looking at even videos of Kendall Jenner. She's doing the video app. Yeah. To make herself look like she has more hips. Because let's be honest of Kendall Jenner, she's doing the video app. Yeah. To make herself look like she has more hips, because let's be honest, Kendall Jenner has

your body. You're not that skinny with hips like that. I mean, some people might be. I always think of that too. There's some girls that are so blessed to be so tiny and have good boobs, good-sized boobs, but like Amanda. Dude, she's the skinniest person and her tits are amazing.

Also, I will say with my birth control, I'm like, you can't tell me anything this summer because I'm about to be a full bee cop. So if you thought you wanted to see I can see you over my boobs right now. Hannah the other day, I had to not, I like put a bra on and I was like Hello, and then I put a dress on I had to take my bra off because my boobs were too like popping out of my shirt and I was like Oh my god. Well now you're gonna have the other experience where you're like I don't want to be sexualized

When I'm just trying to run. It felt really good though. I was like, pardon my boobs. So what is your overall opinion of the Chloe thing? I feel bad for her. I feel like it's a really hard thing to like navigate because at the end of the day like, yeah, they have so much power and so much influence. But that doesn't mean they're not people and that doesn't mean that they don't look

at like certain things that people say to them and Like not cry. Yeah, I think the trolls a lot of the time think like because people are rich and famous That like you can say whatever the fuck you want about them when it's like Money does not equate the happiness of these people. She's get I mean she's can but also everyone loves Chloe Like we love that Chloe was like just the funniest one She's like everyone's favorite, but all she sees is the negative remarks about how she looks different.

She's from a different dad. Right, could you imagine that? I forgot she even had to deal with that. People saying, your dad's not your real dad, and here, her dad passed away. If someone ever came up to me and said that to me, I'd be like, I will fuck she up. She's dealt with the most fucked up shit.

And she basically recently has been like, fine. I'm gonna change everything about myself to look as, like, try to look as hot as people related to me. But with the plus ex surgery stuff, you know, like if someone came up to you and was like, Paige, I love your shirt. And you didn't tell them where it's from. So out of the three of us are right? Yeah.

So imagine if you got Botox and I was like, page your Botox looks so natural and you were like, I don't get Botox. Also, people will message, like, this like annoys me too. Like people will message me like a backhanded, like, oh my God, your nose looks so good, where'd you get it done? And it's just like annoying because I'm like,

first of all, I didn't get my nose down, but like if you really wanted to know and like I would tell you like at least say like hey did you get your nose down and like if you did Can you like tell me what doctor like or otherwise it looks great naturally? Yeah, like shut the fuck up Whatever yeah people have been saying I got my lip done, I do highly recommend. Use a lip liner and just go over like a tiny bit. It's very in style right now and people think I have new lips. I posted a video the other day with like that maximum like lip gloss.

Literally the day before, I like one day I post that about the lip gloss. Then the next day, I posted in another video and I had so many messages of people being like, ew, you were so much prettier before, like stop getting your lips done, like you're like falling into like whatever and I was like, brah, I just got a little amazing lip gloss ever and like, yes, like literally this morning my lips looked the same.

What's the lip gloss called? Just for people. I got it on Amazon. It's too, did I? I don't know. It's too, did I? I don't know. It's too faced maximum lip injection. It has such a thing.

Yes. I'm also such a sucker for like anything beauty related if someone's like, it really works. I'm like, oh my God, I'm buying it. You could sell me. You could literally sell me anything. And I'm buying it. Okay, my next literally sell me anything and I'm buying it Okay, my next story We'll just keep oh, let's keep it with the Kardashians a Travis Barker got Courtney's name tattooed on his chest and

Like yes, that's a story, but really I just want to know How you would feel about that because Travis has no stranger to getting his girlfriend's name to tattooed on him. Both of his ex-wives, he got tattoos for them and his daughter. And his court needs is like right on his chest. Now, here's my question to you. One day, it does walks in. Just Hannah. Nippled and nippled.

What would you do? I would be like, honey, I thank you, I love it. Are you okay? People say that it's a curse. Like if you get someone's name tattooed on you. Well I think further fucking more. Cravis, energy has changed. They first started very subtle.

People were like, are they aren't they? They'd be like seen on a date or whatever. Then I guess they started liking the attention. I'm just trying to think PR wise what Chris gender's doing. But then I woke up this morning to Travis playing drums and he just said, I can't stop thinking about having sex with you. Wait, which apparently is a line in a corn song called Adidas, but people are now starting to turn a little and be like, this is a lot. She also posted a picture of the back of her, like her ass, and the line was like a song lyric and it was like watching movies but we didn't see nothing tonight. Like yeah so they're like either now like I've gotten all the attention now love fucking with people

but this is what the media likes to do they like to build you up and then break you down but they're now like feeding into it so I'm just saying let's keep an eye on that because things are happening. Also when you like really like someone and you're posting them, like, I can think of one couple that like I know and I can't fucking stand how much they post each other to the point where I have like in my group chats. I'm like, if they post one more time, I'll freak out. Like, look, if you're in love and you want to post and like, I got it. Like totally go for it.

I don't know what the feeling is, so like I can't comment on it. But sometimes it's like, I don't need to see, I have all of it. I don't need to know all of it. Like I get the... But you do need to know all of it once they get broken up. It's like, where's the long paragraph now explaining what happened? Right, like, because you've been explaining what happened every day before that, about how much you love each other. So now we need to know who, what happened?

And I also, for the fucking more, have to say, any couple that post a long paragraph about how they're so close after the ups and downs, someone cheated, any couple that's posting about how in love they are. Yeah. They are fighting. Yeah. And they aren't happy. Like, it's just never been more clear and it's like 101.

I even said, like, we said with Demi Lovato's engagement post. Yeah. We called that. She wrote this long thing and we said the longer the caption on your engagement post, the shorter the engagement will last. Some people in my DMs, like, came at, like, me and Perry. I've been more different because, like because we're on a reality TV show where I tell you everything about my life.

But when I was dating Perry, I rarely, like my grid, like Instagram, I didn't post him because I don't, not because I liked him any less. It was just like, okay, yeah, we're dating, but I don't need to tell you every single thing that happens in my like relationship like I Never posted like big long captions or like if it was like a story of him Well, it's overcompensating. Yeah, think about your motives for posts

You post a hot photo of yourself for a little affirmation that you look good. Yeah So why are you posting a photo of you and your man? Right you need affirmation that people like you two together and you're doing the right thing being together and it brings positivity to your life because you don't get enough of it without the vote the post. And like Travis, we get it. You have sex with Courtney Kardashian. Like everyone who's in relationships like having sex with their boyfriend,

you know, like, we all think about it. But I also don't want to hate on them because I like to like you love that I just noticed that at first they were super subtle and then now they're like they're in on it. I hope they get married I fucking I think they're so dope together I just want Courtney to be happy because being a single mom with Scott has been fucking hard and I'm sick of the Victimization of Scott online just stop Wait elaborate. I'm just saying people like oh, I feel bad for Scott. I don't feel bad for Scott. Look, there's a lot of reasons I feel bad for Scott.

Like, I think in his 20s when he was on the show, I think he had like real addiction problems. I think he lost both of his parents, like very close together. I think he was thrown into like the Kardashian world, which was probably a lot. So there are a lot of reasons they do feel bad for Scott. But like, he doesn't do himself with one family.

Yeah, like he doesn't do himself sometimes. Also, not skinny, not fat Amanda Hersh. She posted this old clip of him, like basically telling Courtney how he likes her skinnier. And she was like, just like, remember, like, let's not just like right they weren't they weren't that happy and a lot of times and there were definitely issues and it sucks to have your baby daddy not be the one I hope they both

find happiness. I do too. Okay and my last story is obviously Prince Philip died but like the first thing I thought of was is Megamarkle going to the funeral. She's not because she's pregnant while they said like she's pregnant and she can't travel which like great excuse like good for her like she's not going and like she can use that, but this will be the first time that Prince Harry is returning to the UK and even like seeing his family after the Oprah thing Which like could you imagine? Walking in I'm like seeing all of your family and just being like you know

I did a tell all with fucking Oprah when free about you guys, but like what's up? That's when it's the TikTok where it's like hey you guys but like what's up? That's when it's the TikTok where it's like, hey, how you all doing? Hi. Also for a quick second, can we just talk about the fact that the king or the queen and Prince Philip were like together for like almost 80 years.

It's insane. Disgusting and actually freaks me out. What is it? I don't know, I think it like for some reason grosses me out. I mean, I want to know about their love. I want to open up a tell-all on how they've survived all that. I mean, have you watched the crown? He had affairs all the time.

Oh wow. Ooh, this does go back to like how couples come to, sometimes stay together because it's like sneaky. Well, 80 years, 80 years you want me because it's sneaky. Well, 80 years. 80 years you want me to see what's one other person 80 years. I do think couples stay together too, a lot on reality TV, especially if people like Brittany and Jack's where it's like, they need a breakup. They're the worst couple.

You'll just stay together to be like, we're going to show people that we're actually a good couple. Not that that's the world family, but sometimes there's additional ways that you stayed together, and for them, it was the system. You can't break the system. I mean, there's obviously no way they were good over 80 years.

It's just mathematically. It's not computing in my brain. I can't say with someone for longer than six months, I'm like, oh, you're so annoying, bye. There is a six months. That's a six months when all the reality's hitting, you're so annoying, bye. There is a six months. That's a six months when all the reality's hitting and you're like, do I want to deal? It's usually not.

Anyhow, oh, just in timber lakes, running a teller all book. And there's a, it was a page six, I can't believe I forgot this. There is a page six exclusive that the Janet Jackson, like wardrobe malfunction, the reason he fucking did it, which I didn't realize this, a few months before was the VMAs when Britney Spears kiss Madonna and it was like all anyone talked about,

he wanted to one up it. No. Yeah. Do you think he's doing this because the internet for like a couple weeks was saying how he's the biggest dick in the world? Probably. Do the internet is wild, right? No, the internet for like a couple weeks was saying how he's the biggest dick in the world? Probably. Dude, the internet is wild.

No, the internet. It's really scary. I'm actually scared of it. Yeah, the internet's really scary. I mean, I'm very scared of it because people will like see one thing about you or like watch one thing about you and then everyone needs to jump on it and talk about how terrible and horrible you are. Blake Horseman came on Burning and Hell. He's like this hot bachelor guy who people actually said,

I should hook you up with. He's from California. What's he's called? And really cute. Blake Horseman, he was the finalist on the bachelor ret. But he got this crazy villain edit where this girl basically was like, please can we hook up? And he was like, no.

And she was like, please it's just sex. And he was like, no. And she was like, please it's just sex. And he was like, okay. And then he got to the show. And she was like, he used me and kept me a secret and like went off. And- Wait, it's so cute. He is so cute and he's so hot and he's tall.

I'm like all four, shipping that. We love him. We really loved like, people should listen to the app because then they basically had the girls talk and he We love him. Like we really loved Blake. People should listen to the app because then they basically had the girls talking shit about him and then we just cut to him like throwing the football to make him look douchey and it got so bad that like he was such the villain and the biggest fuck point in the world and ever was saying terrible things to him. He was like couldn't get out of bed. He finally posts the screenshots on Instagram of the conversation of her being like, please, I want to come over and he's like, no,

and she's like, it's just sex, we don't have to tell anyone. Oh my God. And then he made something that was a comment that was really smart just about like for people who watched reality TV or like the media, whoever people are trying to make you hate are not as bad as you think they are and whoever they're trying to make you love is not as good as you think they are and whoever they're trying to make you love is not as good as they are.

And it's not as black as white in any way. I think that's an important mental health moment. That's actually so true. Yeah. It's the same for us. I can't read people in my DMs that are like, oh my god, I think you're my favorite. The same way I can't read people in my DMs being like, you should kill yourself.

And I'm like, cool. Thank you. You know, it's like the same thing. I can't take the hype as much as I can't read into the bad stuff. My fourth year, like people saw certain things and they were just like so excited about something and then people see a couple of things

in a situation this year and then it's like, yeah, that is the worst person in the world. And it's like, we've all had positive and negative moments. But you are the worst person in the world. To feel better about myself. With that said, with that said, we're pure friends apart. And that's our mental health.

We're pure friends apart because a real best friend will shit on you. Yeah. And that's our mental health. We're a real best friend. We're a real best friend because a real best friend will shit on you. Yeah. And that is what's important. And keep you humble and down to earth. And help you hold yourself accountable for giggling. Thank you for being here with us today. Thank you for our TED Talk.

Love you guys. Bye. Bye. for our TED Talk. Love you guys. Bye. Bye.