Giggly Squad - Giggling about cheating rumors, crying rituals, and serious Bravo drama

Episode Date: December 7, 2020

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Every single Sup Giggling very picture Wi-Fi I Welcome to another episode of the giggles Giggly squad Welcome back, guys. What episode is this? Every day we giggling, giggling, giggling, giggling.

I shouldn't sing like that again. It's like the seventh or something, but all I know is I'm in love with every episode. I'm like, oh my god, it's the best episode we've done. Wait, what song was that, Jess? Maybe like Hustle In. Yep, every day we have. Yep, I agree with you, though. Every episode, I'm like, every day we hustle in. Yeah, hustle in. I agree with you though.

Every episode I'm like, oh, we're hilarious. But then the next episode I'm like, oh god, I forgot how to be funny. No, I'm just kidding. Wait, do you ever have, okay, do you want to know my biggest fear? But you forget how to be funny? Yes. Literally one day, I'm scared one day I'm gonna wake up and I'm just gonna be like Not funny. You just like ran out of jokes like you just ran out of your sense of humor like I used it all up

You know like before I met my husband. I used it all up. I'm sorry. I was distracted by Harry in the background Regal a F in the background right now. She's being regal AF. Oh, that's Willie. Oh, that's Willie. Perry's sitting next to me. So you guys, go to our patreon patreon.com.soshgiggly squad. To watch this, I'm at my parents right now with Harry, Willie, Ragamuff and Ravioli. They are just enjoying the podcast.

They're big giggly squad fans. Big gigglers. Also, since we forgot to really promote it last time, our merch has dropped. Yeah. And the feedback on the allegedly sweatshirt is iconic. The people posting it, also, they already got delivered. The shipping's so fast.

So there's still time to get it and time for Christmas. My brother ordered it for, my brother's a lawyer. So he ordered it for everyone in his office. Like everyone has an allegedly sweatshirt and like notebook and mugs. Okay, gay. Like the judges in Albany are rocking Giggly Squad allegedly and I fucking love that. I'm obsessed with that. If I ever get pulled over for a ticket, it's gonna be like allegedly, you listen to Giggly Squad.

So here's a quick story. So recently, I've been going through my DMs, and if they're nice ones, I try and respond to a lot of people, but if they're mean, I have just not been responding. I don't want them to see that it's been readin'. What did you respond before? Okay, so two years ago, I would respond and get into

legitimate fights with robots. I would respond and get into like legitimate fights with like robots. You know, like I would just, I was just off the rails. Then I just like, I haven't responded forever. And now someone DMed me and told me that I was a conceded bitch and nobody likes me and I'm no one. And I should get a boob job and like all these crazy things. And I'm as a sherbet, Jessica. And I and I'm message Sherba and I was just like Jessica thank you so much for your kind words. I hope you feel better soon and she goes what? Feel better and I go obviously like you have a lot of mental health issues and

I'm really hoping that you feel better soon and like if you need any help please don't hesitate to reach out. You're fucking savage you're not only accused her of being sick but then you said you will help her to reach out. You're fucking savage. You're not only accused her of being sick, but then you said you will help her through her sickness. You worried that. That's it. Savagray. It's so funny, because yeah, people are like,

don't look at the bad messages, but you don't know it's a bad message until you read it. Right. And you know how you're like going through a day and at some point you get kind of high on yourself. You're like, oh my god, everyone thought that tweet was so funny. And then someone messages me yesterday and said, get COVID and die. Oh my god. And I was like, oh, that one hurt.

That one hurt. If someone says something really stupid, I blow their shit up. Like someone said that they said, you look like the stuff inside a toilet, AKA poop. And I was like, yeah, no shit. I know it's inside a toilet. And I like reposted it. But like get COVID and die. I was like, that's just like, a.k.a poop, and I was like, yeah, no shit, I know it's inside a toilet, and I like reposted it.

But like get COVID and die, I was like, that's just like, that's a good stuff. I think that if you're messaging anyone on Instagram and saying like crazy things, you need clinical help. Like I think that's crazy. Yeah, but then you wonder, is it the people that are like normal that you think are the most normal who are psychotic online

Like the quiet nice person at the cash register. No, because I think I'm a pretty normal person in like every day life Never once has it run through my head like you know what? DM this person and tell them I fucking hate that. Well, you just turned to your best friend and you were like this person annoys me But we went over how to become a troll and I believe two episodes ago So you guys could listen to that, but yeah to wrap up our mental Is one of my favorite tweets which is if you have to force it leave it oh Messy buns morning poops Relationships if you have to force it, leave it,

and just let that shit go. Like for example, you know in the morning when you're trying to poop and it's just not happening and like you're just hurting your butthole because you're pushing so hard, wait, have some Chipotle and it will fucking flow later in the day. I have this new thing that I'm going to start implementing that like if I'm mad, okay, not like,

I mean, this is kind of like a dating rule for everyone, but I feel like I no longer would tell someone that they upset me or that they did something. I'm just, be like, I'm just less interested. Okay, you've been watching Salt Lake City and you're trying to be Lisa. I actually didn't watch the most recent episode, but I heard it was insane. Okay, I have to watch it too.

Did she say she gets less interested? No, but do you remember when she was like, I don't care what you guys think of me? And you just can't win the argument when the person doesn't care. Yeah. But that is what you have to do. Like if a guy is a type of way, like don't force it, literally remove yourself from it. Wow, that's actually a really good mental health moment. I actually really needed that. When a guy like tries to like,

says something that hurts you, let the life in your eyes just die and become completely dead in the eye. And he can tell that like you are distracted, you are over this, you're not that same girl, two minutes ago who cared about you. Literally, check your phone whenever he talks to you. And then go cry in the bathroom by yourself, like a normal person.

I never show my weakness to guys, that's like my pride. And in the past, I've felt like, oh, if I had told a guy like, no, like I have feelings for you Maybe it would have worked out, but it's like no no no no no If it's meant to be it's meant to be and I'm happy that I was prideful and never let a man know that he fucking hurt me and But crying is important. That's that's a perfect segue to our next Our next conversation. We've had like 10 with him the next, the first eight minutes.

Page, what advice do you have for a good cry? Okay, so Reese, I haven't cried in a really long time. Yeah, because Summer House hasn't aired yet. Yeah. I actually, like the other day I was texting Dominique and I was like, I just feel like I need a really good cry. And Dominique is the most gorgeous spiritual centered. Like the girl that you're like, she meditates.

And she's good at it. Literally you have to follow Dominique on Instagram. Her Instagram is Dom Chacha. And she's been doing all these like meditation. She's like training to be a meditation coach and she does all these like, she's just amazing. She's the one that has that brand 333 with the sweatshirt. You guys all love that's like the when you look in the mirror the sweatshirts like backwards like the writing on it. So I was just texting her and I was like I just

need like a really good cry and she was just like talking me through everything and like I didn't cry because we were talking. She was like and light a candle. Yeah. Put on some James blunt. Like it's going to be a beautiful. And then my mom called me like 10 minutes after. And like on FaceTime and she was just like, Hey, what's up? And like whenever I see my mom's face and I'm upset, I'm like, okay, you know what? I just need to like cry right out. And she's like, okay, just let it out. If you wanna cry, just have your mom ask you, are you okay?

Yeah. Oh my God, it's the only person that if they say, are you okay and you're really not, you're like, and you just opened the flood gates. I don't know what just happened. Last season when Summer House aired, when I was like, it was hard. It was like a harder season, our first season.

But I was like trying to be really tough. And I had the weirdest cry because I got in the shower because you know that's when you're like, come on, you can't cry in the shower. Yeah, like, you're a psychopath. So I'm in the shower. I like to start every day with a hot shower and a morning cry. I open my pores. And that's just about me. I open my pores in my eyes and my skin.

It's an orgasm for your eyes. So I basically, I'm in the shower and I'm not crying and I start crying because I realize I never let myself cry. And then you have one of those cries where you're crying because you never let yourself cry. And then you just start crying for everything over the last seven years. And then it feels so fucking good. But then you realize you're gonna be swollen

and you're gonna have to explain to people why you cried and you can't explain to them, like I cried because I don't cry. Right. That was one of those quarantine moments where we all got really self-reflective because we had to, because we had nowhere else to turn to distract ourselves. I don't know if I, oh no, I cried all during quarantine. Yeah, you did.

I used to cry. You did. People were like, you'd go on the live and people were like, Paige looks high and it's like, no, I've been crying for 10 hours. Sorry, she's just been crying all day. We're not quite sure what's wrong. I wonder how many calories crying burns. Dude, we should figure that out because that sounds

like a great workout. Crying is so weird. Also crying, there's something about crying alone in your apartment that you live in by yourself and just walking around and then catching a glimpse of in by yourself, and just like walking around and then like catching a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and just like, wow you are so pathetic. Okay, if you don't look at yourself in the mirror

when you're crying and make yourself sadder, then you didn't have a good cry. You have to look at yourself in the mirror and look at the pain. I had a boyfriend in like my early 20s who whenever I cried, which was often with him Let me just point that out. He would always say I Actually love when you cry because you look so pretty and your eyes get so glassy and like something happens when I cry

My lips get really swollen. I don't know what it is But like it is aesthetically very good call the police on that man. Yeah, like a full felon He's like the only time I can get a boner is when you are so sad you're sobbing like it is aesthetically very potent. Okay, call the police on that man. Yeah, like a full felon. He's like a full felon. The only time I can get a boner is when you are so sad, you're sobbing. When your mones are from cries. I'm like, you cheated on me.

That's why I'm crying. He's like, annoying, I know, but like, you're gorgeous. Also, I just, you're like, by the way, I know you hate me, but you're fucking beautiful. I do think the weirdest time I cried was during Toy Story 3. Interesting. I was in it, because, you know, Toy Story 3 was later. And it was about like the toys and there was a very like, it was like an end of childhood cry where I realized like, wow, my childhood is over.

childhood cry where I realized like wow my childhood is over. Wow. Do you want to know this? I didn't cry about this but I had a recent realization of like wow I'm not a kid anymore and I was on TikTok and and I'm so used to being like a millennial and like us being like the younger generation and like us being like you know you guys don't like know about things and like Instagram and doing stories and like I physically feel like I can't make a dancing TikTok because people would be like you're 28 like not that I can dance anyway but like I want the option to make one. Yeah.

But like we can't. Well you're not used to being told like Yeah. But like, we can't. Well, you're not used to being told like, you're not cool if you do this. Yeah. I'm not used to being like, you're the adult here. Like, I'm going. Like, I'm going to say that page and I tried the WAP dance. We did it for fun, but there was no chance

that we were about to be like, a watchar fucking WAP, no chance. I had to dislocate my hip flexer. You had scars on your knees. Hannah, I had 18 bruises on my legs. The next morning, I woke up and counted them. 18. All summer, I just was like a bruised apple.

So recently, I was hanging out with a family friend who has a daughter who is I believe 11 and she loves TikTok She's obsessed with Charlie Demilio. She has like curly red hair. Oh, yeah, you told me this and she wants to like She was like I want straight black hair and you were like yeah, I don't know Like she just obsessed with it and like instead of talking to the adults like the adult that I am I just was obsessed with making her like me like I just wanted her to think I was cool and like, instead of talking to the adults, like the adult that I am, I just was obsessed with making her like me. Like, I just wanted her to think I was cool on like the other adults.

Like, I was like, I was fucking looser over there. So, she finds out that I'm verified on TikTok and like her whole demeanor changed around me and she was like, sucking up to me and like, basically wanted me to do a TikTok with her. Oh my God, I need an 11 year old friend. I'm kidding. And she was making me feel young a TikTok with her. Oh my god, I need an 11 year old friend. I was, and she was making me feel young. And we do it.

And then she's in this group chat with all her friends. Like, imagine being 11 and having a phone where you have a group chat with like 10 of your best girlfriends and in what is 11 years old in sixth grade? No. Like, dangerous. So I joke with her. I go tell your friends, like they can't make eye contact with you anymore because you're like gonna blow up on TikTok. She's funny and she

laughs and she basically was like, guys, I'm famous on TikTok, like lose my number. So the girls are like laughing at first, but then apparently when I left she took it too seriously and basically like told her friends like, like her friends started to get annoyed with her. Because she was like, she, cause it kind of, it got like 50,000 views and she was like, guys, like, I'm literally famous right now and her friends started to get annoyed. Then her friends, like, basically,

we don't want to be your friend anymore. Stop it. And then her mom, her mom had to sit her down and be like, look, Hannah's not your friend. Like, Hannah doesn't care about you like that. Like, you need to be friends with your real friends. Hannah's 29. Hannah's not your friend. Like, Hannah doesn't care about you like that. Like you need to be friends with your real friends. Hannah's 29. Hannah was just using you to feel cool on TikTok for a second. And then she had to delete her TikTok because she was like too obsessed with it.

So this, I basically ruined her life. You said before this, like, oh, what should we talk about today? You ruined an 11 year old's life and just like casually forgot to tell me about it. And I saw her as like, really such a healthy relationship with your boyfriend that you're like, who's life can I ruin? I don't know, let's start with children. Like, what? Like, there's no more men for you to ruin. So you're like, I'm going to go to kids now. The mom literally pulled me aside and was like, I had to tell her that you guys aren't actually friends and she wasn't really understanding that. And I was like, wait, I really do want to be your friend.

But yeah, I hope she's not getting bullied at school. Oh my God, that's so sad. No, but think about like in a 11 year old, like being famous on social media is like crazy. So the fact that she had like a taste of it. But some people with a little fame that become monsters and maybe now we know put her in accounting. Literally.

Literally. The number one thing I thought about at 11 years old was like how many of my friends phone numbers I could memorize. You know, like that was- Which was zero. And like no, you actually don't know Ashley's phone number it's 518 588. I was a member being like I hope I have a sleepover and I hope we can go to the rent to rent a movie and I hope we pick a good movie. I miss like that. I wish I got excited for anything now as much as I used to get excited for sleepovers

in middle school. And then like one person would tell a ghost story and ruin everything. We used to like one who everovers in middle school. And then like one person would tell a ghost story and ruin everything? We used to like, one who ever would fall asleep. I remember I went to a sleepover and like, I fell asleep first, like for the first time ever in my life. And my friends like, painted my face. Which is like, totally normal.

And they painted like another girl's face and like, we both woke up in the morning and was like, ha ha ha, we're like, trying to wash it off. Like, wasn't really washing off. And my mom came to pick me up and she was like, my mom literally chirped me. She was like, what a loser, you first sleep first. And the other girl's mom who's like,

face got painted was livid and was like yelling at the girl who hosted and was like, how dare you do that to my daughter? And like, and like, they got into like a big fight, like the moms and like the girls. And me and my mom were just like chilling, my daughter and like, and like they got into like a big fight, like the moms and like the girls. And me and my mom were just like chilling, like standing, like, you have a mustache on your face and you're just like, can I go home?

I want to talk to you. Yeah, like, wait, I don't want to be here anymore. Do you remember how like prank calling was the most fun thing to do? Yes, I feel like I feel like I've like prank phone called someone recently. I feel like you're the queen of prank phone calling because you do that Amazing British accent. We use I said prank phone call everyone in high school

Like when we would have sleepovers and then people would be like we know it was you and we'd be like what? No, we would never met him never once and minute it everyone that went to Niskey, you know high school Just know that I was prank phone call Everyone that went to Niskeyuna high school just know that I was playing phone call She finally admitted after all these years even though everyone knew her number and it came up his page And I'm just getting start what is it 89 69 I would just go like hey, it's damn those pizza And they'd be like what and I'd be like One of my girlfriends used to call radio stations and we would prank phone call radio stations like Bye, those four people are just trying to do their fucking job

I'm probably like these fucking kids. We were in like a family and you're fucking with them. Yeah, I don't know That was fun. I forgot about that. We should bring that back to like adult life Yeah, I think we should do some prank calling on giggly squad if If you guys think so, leave us a 5 star review and tell us why. No for real, if you guys love Giggly Squad, subscribe, rate, review, swipe, the fuck up. We have to go to front page news a little early because we have a heavy show today. Okay, let's do front page news. I love how you have to get physically like change your position. Yeah, I have to get physically ready.

It's front page news Time, Q the typing. Okay, my first story. Larza Pippin is 46 and she's seen out with Malik Beasley, who's 24. They were seen out in Miami on November 23rd. Surprising fans because, well, you guessed it, Beasley is married. His wife, just as shocked as everyone else. Now, that age, we talked about age a lot last episode. That age difference is wild. It's wild because he's a, first of all, the fact that he's married at 24, is he like super religious?

I don't know. I don't know. It's crazy. He plays for the Minnesota Timber Wolves. I love a moment of just like fucking around with a hot guy in his 20s. But like, but I feel like, especially because she's already in the industry of NBA, because if you don't know, she was married to Scotty Pipin, who's one of the best basketball players of all time. It's just like, it's basically like, yeah, if I date a comic and then like break up and then date every comic that he knows, it's like literally a knife in his heart. Right.

She also did cheat on Scotty Pippin. She cheated on Scotty Pippin with future and then Scotty Pippin found out was like we're getting a divorce and then they never ended up getting a divorce. He got her a $4 million ring. Yes, that's the tea. Then she ended up cheating on him again with future, and then Scottie was finally like, okay, like a lot. Where was Sierra doing this?

I think they were already done. Okay, also, future's hot, I just have to say. Future is really hot. I feel like he's tall. So the craziest part is that Larsa and Scottie have, um, a bunch of kids together, I think, like, five or six. But their son is a, um, freshman at Vanderbilt. He's 20 years old.

Yep. Playing basketball. Playing basketball. And all of these people have been tweeting at him. Like, this must be really hard for you, like seeing your mom out there, like, keep your head in the game. Like, you can only worry about yourself. He's been like publicly liking all of those tweets.

Basically being like, no, I know my mom's a hoe, but like, there's nothing I can do about it. And like, how embarrassing for him. Larson, also, she's been on Real Housewives of Miami. She's been all over the place for no reason in the Kardashians. She also was recently on Selling Sunset. Yup. She is like, third stay.

And then this guy's wife put on her Instagram story, wow, I don't even know this man. This is wild. Y'all, I'm seeing it for the first time, just like y'all. Could you imagine like seeing your husband cheating on, I think they have a child together, too. Seeing him cheat on you like publicly on Instagram. Is he an idiot or like, he also commented on one of her Instagram posts

like before they were spotted out and said, I just wanna take you on a date and treat you like a queen. No, yeah. The blatant disrespect. No, it's crazy. I think she's wild. This reminds me of Potomac, where Robin Dixon was married to Juan Dixon, who was a basketball player.

Basically, they were like high school sweethearts, they got married, and then he basically cheated on her while she had little kids, got divorced. And now, like, 10 years later, he's proposing again. Because men have the brains of humans. Okay. I said, I mean, I've pre-knit, peanut brains. They might become walnuts one day, but still, they're not much going on. Guys are so much more insecure than girls I don't care. I said it. They really are into like if they don't feel like they're good enough They need like outside validation. Yeah, so one is now I feel probably I feel like he's probably at an age now where he's like secure He feels like his own man. Yeah, well, I think when they're young and hard. She was not giving her attention, so she closed off.

So then instead of working on it, they get like, well, fuck you. And they start getting like, he said he was romantically involved with people. Like, it wasn't just about sex. But I want to understand the concept of cheating. Not that you like know that much about cheating, but I just want to talk about it. Because I'll sit down sometimes and try to understand like Why do people cheat like if I as a girl were more emotional? So like if I have feelings for someone else, I feel like you're not my man's So why would I cheat and then try to still make it work with you? Don't you just live with guilt?

Like why don't you just break up? Okay, is it cuz like if what? I'm just gonna say I have cheated before is because like, if what? I'm just gonna say, I have cheated before. I have cheated before. I had a boyfriend in my early 20s and he would do some of the most insane things to me. Like the craziest things, like he would literally leave clubs with other girls.

Like I would watch him walk out, like holding a girl's hand. Like it was insanity. But you're like, I was in my early 20s, the toxicity of our relationship was so enthralling and it was a drug. When we were obsessed with each other, we were obsessed with each other. And when we would fight,

shit would get crazy. I would show up to his apartment and just unannounced and just open the door and be like, what are you doing? And it was just, I was crazy. And he's like, making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. And he, like, I thought you were gonna say I just walked into his apartment with another guy and suck his dick on his back. And he'd be like, damn.

So he would never admit it that he was cheating on me, but there was multiple times where I was like, I have hard evidence. I would go through his phone and I was like, okay, like, no, you're cheating on me. So then I would like, go out by myself with my girlfriends and if some guy is like showing me attention and like, once I flirt with me, I'm like, why am I standing here and being loyal

when like, this guy is like, out here doing whatever he wants, trying to find his next. It becomes like a part of, it's a game of the relationship. It gets like, who's better, who can get someone better? This is a great example of how like, relationships have boundaries. And like, you know when someone starts like, cursing someone out in a relationship

and then you're like, oh, that's what we do. So then you start cursing him out. So true. And the next thing you know, you're cursing each other all the time. Where it's like someone cheats and it's like, oh, is that what we do? That's us.

And I feel like, you don't really learn those boundaries. Like I certainly didn't learn those boundaries until I was like 25, where I was like, okay, I'm in a real relationship and like, we don't yell at each other anymore and we're not gonna run out. Which makes sense, because you didn't know like what you stood for.

And like, what, you deserved. Also, at what point were you like, we should break up because it's bad? Like, why couldn't you just have like fiery sex with him? Like, why'd you have to have a relationship? I don't even remember. Like, what? The moment was that was like, we should like,

not be together. This is crazy talk. I think I had just like gotten fed up. And then like, yeah, obviously, we would like randomly hook up, but we never got back together. Yeah, I do think that men and women cheat for different reasons.

Yeah, it was almost like I did it back to him, to prove to him, like, hey, people like me too, bro. But I feel like if I dove really deep into that, it was really from my own insecurity that I was like, wait, do people like me? Like, I need to prove that like? Yeah, it all stems from insecurity and not feeling whole. And if you were using your significant other

to feel whole and they're not giving you that, which you can't get from them anyway, you're gonna get it in other places. Someone said a pretty controversial statement before. I don't know where it's from, but you know, we just take an information from a legit place, all the time. This is a legit, but someone said,

it's way worse when a girl cheats on a guy, because when a girl cheats on a guy, it's emotional when a guy cheats, it's just for sex. I disagree. I disagree. I disagree wholeheartedly. I think it could be either for either people. Well, you know when some guys just like what I think is as bad is like guys who emotionally cheat.

Like guys who would just like get in talk to someone. Exactly. Okay, would you rather have your boyfriend cheat on you and have sex with someone and be like, that was like a random hooker or never have had sex with someone, but like, like, some girl. A thousand percent, I'd rather him have a drunk hook up. A thousand percent, I'd rather him be Tom Schwartz. And just black out and have like a moment because a guy like emotionally making women feel special

when he's mine. No, no, no, no, no. A woman like getting his dick for a second. But also like, I don't, this like actually makes me feel sick because I don't fuck with that stuff. You don't fuck with cheating. Yeah, like I can't live, I am actually a big romantic in a way that I'm like when I I find my person, there is no bullshit.

Like, we work through all the hard times. I totally agree with that. And like, you can't be living with the anxiety of that. And there's two types of men. There's men who you feel insecure about because you know what they're capable of, or guys that make you feel secure. It's such a crazy difference from like dating someone

where you're like, who are they following on Instagram? Did they like this picture? Like, who do you think they're texting? What's going on? Also, the time you're taking, checking a guy's Instagram or trying to figure out when you could look at his phone is time that you should be actually like getting to know who he is and understanding how his brain works

and falling in love with him, which reminds me of something random I watched on TV, so I don't have my sources, so it's just a legit. But they said that if you meet someone, you need to actually, if you connect with someone on a dating app or on Instagram, you have to meet them in under 21 days, or you will have too much of an image in your head of what they

are that they will never live up to. It's like a rule that someone said, like, that's why when you connect with someone dating app, try to meet them ASAP because the more you make up in your head what they are, which is completely natural, the less it'll be accurate, and your brain will like be like, this is not connecting. Also fun fact, this is like a dating coach, I was watching a stupid day in show that I don't remember the name of, but they said when someone sits down, they notice three things immediately, your teeth, your grammar, and your self-confidence. Wow.

What do you think about that? Do you agree or disagree? I think it's spot on. I think it's spot on. Well, that's why we both own Vizeline right now. Honestly, the first thing I notice about a guy is their swag. Like, I notice the way they walk into a room. I notice the way they sit down at a dinner table, like the way he sits. I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh thing that it was like, if you walk into a room and in your head,

you think I'm the hottest girl in this room. Other people will just nap, even if you're not. Like, other people will naturally think, like she's the hottest girl in this room. Like I wanna talk to her, so I'm gonna try it. But also think about like when you're in a circle of people, and there's like a gorgeous girl, but like you can tell she's like uncomfortable

in the clothes she's in, or like she's like upset gorgeous girl, but like you can tell she's like uncomfortable in the clothes she's in, or like she's like upset about something. But then you see a girl who like you wouldn't be like, oh she's so hot, but who is just owning the room? Or like who just seems so happy. And you just find her like so pretty and you start being like, oh my God, I want to be her friend. Yeah, like I'm obsessed with her.

And then when they say, Graham, or it's true, like if someone's like stupid, you're just like not gonna be turned on, so like be'm obsessed with her. And then when they say grammar, it's true. Like if someone's like stupid, you're just like not gonna be turned on. So like, be that witty bitch. Yeah, like they talk like a little kid. You're like, so I think when they be my grammar is like your wit. And you don't have to be like using big words and shit

because we don't know big words. But we just talk like that. There's also like subtle things that guys do that aren't normally hot, but it's hot. When a guy's wearing a hat forward and then he just picks it up and flips it back, turns it around, I'll melt. I will literally melt. Okay, now we're going backwards. Do I like him or does he just swiftly move his hat backwards? You've got a car and they put their hand

on the passenger seat to turn in. When they're parking. When they're in a parallel parking. I don't know what it is, but it's the most attractive thing ever. When he gets it on the first try. No, I can't. You know what I love? When a guy orders for you at dinner, like when

he asks you like, what are you going to get and you say it? And then the waiter comes over and he says, she's going to have the, I'm, I don't know why, but that melts me. I like that. However, if you just order for me, that's a no for me, doc. I hate that. I love that. Oh, no, I hate that because I'm like, first of all, no, I know that's what I want. Well, no, if it's just the two of you, and she's gonna have the salmon, I'm gonna be like, fuck off. But if it's like a table of people,

and he's like, I got this, I'll just do the order. I love that. Well, if it's a family meal, then we love that. When he's like, look, I know it's to get at this place, I'm like, but then you're also like, how many bitches have he brought here? Is this your spot? I also like when they take the ox cord,

and they're like, oh, I'll do it. Like I got the music. I'm like, oh. We're like, I'm actually horny right now. When a guy clenches his jaw, and you see them, like just a little muscle. When a guy sits and like is hunched over and puts like both his arms on his knees and is like texting

Dude, I don't know why but I find that so hot When a guy looks at his phone and it's like blowing up with stuff and then he just doesn't look at it and puts it back in And then yes, and then like turns to you. It's like what's up? When a guy says what's up and nods his head up, I'm like, I will date you right now. Oh, so you know what I love? I love when a guy and a girl just lets out a laugh, that's not restricted or like,

you know what they just let it out, like as people laugh, shame you, like it's like, or people are told like, oh, like just, giggle, No, like fucking, when a guy just bolt, like busts out laughing, I'm like, he's confident in himself. I love that. Oh, God.

I really need more attention. I'm gonna do this for the next 30 minutes. When a guy, when a guy just takes his food and puts into his mouth and then choose it and swap. Oh my God. We've set the bar so low. I literally said, I will date you if you turn your hat from forwards to backwards.

Like, at what age is the guy stop wearing his hat backwards? There's a time in place. There's a time in place. There's a time and place. And. Also, when a guy takes over the grill, yeah. I love that. That's like a little bit more dad vibes. Like, I'm not. I'm very into dad vibes. Yeah, you're that. That's like a little bit more dad vibes like I'm not. I'm very

into dad. Yeah, you're very into that right now. I'm more into like Loki sees you across the room like nods. I posted a video of does and some girl message me the funniest thing they were like, he looks exactly like the hot dad you babysit his kids for it when it comes in you get nervous around him. Yes. Oh My god, oh my god my friend used to babysit in high school for this family and I would literally go with her to her babysitting jobs I wasn't getting paid. I was like Stephanie can I come with you? And we would sit and like wait for your mom's like your terrible business woman She's like see your mom. I got to go babysit. She's like but you don't get paid. I'm like mom. I'm a working woman

And this couple would come home and let me tell you the husband. Oh my god He was like a former model Like a legitimate model and we would just stare at him. And his wife would be like, no, I know. Good, I actually do love, I love when girls think my guys hot. Me too. But you don't want a guy that's hotter than you. See, I like having guys who are way hotter than me. No, I can't.

I can't. Why? I feel like that's like part of my insecurity. Like I can't have you be so much hotter than me. And then people be like, oh my god, he's with her. I can't have that. I'd rather than be like, she's with him. But to be honest, I feel like we're both confident

ourselves enough that no one would be like, yeah. Okay, let's do our next story. Um, Erica Girardi. Erica Girardi. Tom Girardi. You know, I hate to say that we manifest it. I hate to say it. I hate to say it. Manifestation, we are very powerful and I think we were a little too strong on this one.

No, we called it. If we collectively feel something and we manifest it, it's not great. It's not great. We can hurt people sometimes. People can be hurt. Do you think she's gonna go to jail? Like what's, I don't know.

What's like, explain what happened for the gigalors who don't know. Okay, so here's what happened. Erica and Tom Gerardi, first of all, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is filming right now. I think they are on a break though, because Kyle, Kathy, and Doreet all have COVID. So they're filming and Erica files for divorce and it was like I mean it was out of nowhere. They've been married for

20 over 20 years. We were like why would she just wait for him to die? Like it didn't make sense. This is crazy. Like he's in his 80s, whatever. Then it turns out. So then Hannah and I were talking and we were like, maybe they're hiding their assets because he would have to pay her or like maybe something's happening, whatever. It turns out that this story is actually a lot sadder than like originally,

let me just read this so that you like can understand. Okay. So her and her husband are being sued by a class action firm on behalf of a number of Boeing plane crash victims for allegedly embezzling settlement funds that were meant to help the victims of this air flight. So basically Tom was helping these people

get like a settlement from this plane crash, these families of people that died, never gave it to them, imbezzled it, and now is trying to shift it with like his divorce to like hide certain assets and money. So they're being sued. Do I think that they would go to jail? I don't know, I think it would probably depend on like the sum of money. Like how high it is. I don't know. I'm also not a lawyer.

But that's like, if you know, no, no, that's like some shady shit. What? It sounds like Tom is like a real shi-star. Yeah, shi-star because it's actually the definition of shy, stay shy, stay It says that he always always people money so he's always doing like the next thing to pay like previous people Who's a con man con man and that she has like such an expensive life and they're always like kind of like keeping up with the Jones type people and she says like It's she spends $40,000 a month. Well, I'd love to see it. Which is gonna win to me. Yeah, $40,000 on glam a month.

Yeah. I would love to get a list of all the housewives that are in debt because like, there's rumors that like Karen Huber is just like, has no money. That there's rumors, you know, a lot of them rent their houses. This is all legit, but like,

a lot of them makes me anxious. This is all alleged, but a lot of them makes me anxious. That makes me really anxious. Yeah, and because I don't know, it's just, it's hard because they wanna look so great for TV that they will go and debt. I mean, Doreet also, there's all those rumors that they're like fucked up. Let's talk about this for a second.

I have had, okay, so when we're filming Summer House, whatever, we had filmed in my studio apartment, which I'm in right now and I fucking love it. Do you know how many people DM'd me being like, oh my God, like you're so gross, you live in like a disgusting studio apartment? And I was like, first of all, I'm in my 20s, I pay my own rent and I live by myself.

And like, I fucking love this apartment And like how dare you? So I like totally understand that there's like prop and it's probably so Much more intense for housewives that they want to put on this like persona and facade where I'm just like That I live in like I don't know people watch OC, but the whole storyline is Gina owns a house. She's like six kids and it's like a three bedroom or something and that

Bronwyn and Shannon were talking about how it's sad. How her house is sad gives us a shit. And then she basically was like, bitch, I own this house. I'm going through some struggles. I got a divorce and decided not to

take any of his money on like you guys. I mean, they're all going through divorces. I got a divorce and decided not to take any of his money unlike you guys. I mean, and they're all going through divorces and fighting over the money. Speaking of, I just real housewives of Atlanta's airing and Kenya is getting a divorce and she didn't sign a prenup and he wants her assets and shit. So that's insane.

That's so funny. The housewives now have these husbands who are fighting for their fucking assets. I have always said this is an interesting topic that I don't think we've ever talked about. No. Are you going to sign a prenup? Great question, because I actually didn't fully understand what a prenup was. I still don't fully understand it. I like, I definitely want one. But basically, it's like before you got married, you decide what assets like you cannot, you're not gonna give.

It's basically like any money I made before we got married, you are not entitled to anything of it. Yeah. And, but it's also like if I'm not giving you money off of shit, like I did that you had nothing to do with. But Paige, Paige you have six dollars. Who's coming?

Who's coming? Who's coming? No, but like so valid. So valid, but it's like, Do you know how many clothes I have and the guys like I'm not taking your forever-toned one clothes? I mean.

She goes, if you get married, you cannot touch any of my boots. I have one piece. I have one. I have one. of my boots. I have one person who's wearing sunglasses. And you shall not have them. No, but also like I don't want my husband to think like I'm out here just trying to... Like marry him.

What? When you get married, are you just gonna merge your finances? Like have a joint checking account? Yeah, like are you just all the money you've made? Just be like, okay, it's ours. No? I don't think so.

Okay, but like, don't people do that? I think people have joint checking accounts. Yeah, I think that's like what you do when you get married. I don't really know. I wanna have like my own checking account. I want him to have his own. And then like I wanna have like a joint one

for like our normal stuff. Actually, do I want him to have his own? I don't know, that's something we'll think about and talk about. This is what if she's getting hookers with his other account? I'm like, I'm not talking about it. I've been talking to my mom about this

because I was like, wait, mom, can you explain this stuff? Because as we're coming adults, we're making money. I mean, pardon me, it's like, I don't wanna just chuck it into like his shit. And then I'll start being, I'm cheap. And I'm like, why did you need a sandwich and chips? Why? You can just go sandwich, you fucking fuck.

And God forbid something happens, and you have to leave in the middle of the night. Like, he goes gluten free. And you're like, I'm moving. Like, I need to have my own doll hairs. You know? Oh my god, yeah, like what if we decide to go and grow a mullet one day

and then you realize you have to escape out of the country? Right, like you don't know what could happen. Okay, so anyway, more of the story is we're signing pre-nubs for $10. We'll have Gary write our pre-nubs and like if they ever cheat on us, it was like pre-nub is null you owe us everything Thank you Bye

Okay, our next story we have a lot of like house. I love when from page news is like Bravo B Bravo San Jack I also think there should be a Bravo show that is purely about divorces like just show all the drama I mean, it's pretty dark. Also, someone says something funny about Salt Lake City. There should be a show called Family Jewels. I think it was like a bravo meme account that said it. It's like best of bravo, I think. Family Jewels about Meredith and her company and her family and Brooks. No, no. Because her company is like successful. I think I heard about before. If they don't get a spin-off after season one Like it's a travesty. Okay, so my next story is about Bronwyn from the OC

Hannah loves this story. She's very excited about it. Well Bronwyn is having a Train wreck of a season and like I know that it's gonna happen to me a prior happen to you But like she's having one of those seasons that she cannot stop crying She basically is becoming sober, but like she's having one of those seasons that she cannot stop crying. She basically is becoming sober, but like wasn't, didn't want to tell people she was an alcoholic and then the way she did it was messy and then she just mean to everyone and her excuse was like,

cause she's going through it. And people are like, okay, like you want to feel bad for her but then she'll be like, lemonade boy. Like, you know, like I want a root for you. We were rooting for you. We were all rooting for you.

And then Kelly died just when on Watch屬 happens live. And she's super controversial. I didn't watch it, but she apparently blatantly. I watched some of that. She blatantly said that Bronwyn's old sober thing is big for a storyline. What is she saying that she she's basically said she's trying to get a spin off. And everything she does is for the cameras. But what's hard is that Bronwyn she's kind of new

like she's just been in the game for one year and it's like then also so yeah tell me what happens. So this is what happened. She came out yesterday, on Wednesday, so yesterday, as being gay. A lesbian, a full lesbian. She had recently said that she was bisexual. Now she's full lesbian. But maybe she didn't get the pressure she wanted from the bisexual. I don't know. See, that's like so interesting because I feel like if people are coming out and saying I'm bisexual, that's like a very... Dude, that's like a big thing. That's thought about that for a while on how you're going to tell people.

You felt like that for even longer. Especially when you're married. Right. Wasn't Kayleigh Kuok? No. Julian Huff's husband was like, I need to explore my sexuality. Oh, that was like a whole different thing. He was like, that doesn't mean like I'm gay,

but like I want to explore and everyone was like, sorry you guys. Like, you need to find more vaginas. He was like, no, like with my wife and she was just like, what? Anyway, then why'd you move out there? Yeah, like what's going on here? So, Rowan says she's a lesbian. And there's been, like, if there was a clause in her prenup,

like if eventually you are gay, and you leave me. I could just imagine your mom being like, I knew we was gay the whole time. Oh my god, my mom said it all the time. You want to leave me with gay? Every single boyfriend I've ever had, I'm so sorry, but my mom at one point has thought that you were gay. So take that and do what you want. He doesn't text you back. She's like, he's gay. I'm so sorry, but my mom at one point has thought that you were gay

Take that and he doesn't text you back. She's like he's gay A thousand percent she's either like he doesn't like you. Why would you even like them? And also he's probably gay But the funny thing is that her the drama was that it was rumor that Bronwyn's husband was gay and her whole thing is like He's not gay. I'm gay What's weird. Okay, it's very hard to tell like if someone's gay or not whatever it's very confusing but like my gay darn never went off with Bronwyn and I'm very bad at seeing if girls are lesbian. I'm terrible at it. I'm better with guys but like yeah, I never had a lesbian

dark for her. I feel like I'm not good at telling if a girl is a lesbian either. I feel like I'm good at telling if a guy is gay. You're gonna telling if a girl has good style. And that's about it. One time I was at a club and a girl was like misaging me and like asked me to go home with her. And my boyfriend was like,

she wanted to like sleep with you. I go, she was like gay. He goes, she literally said I want to make out with you. And I was like, no, she was a friend. We'll say that all the time so I could see how it could be confusing. We're talking about. Anyway, but, okay, so she went thing, there's definitely weird energy around it. And I'm totally like so supportive of anyone coming out, obviously.

It's just like, I've heard a lot of things in the community of just like questioning her decisions. So she comes out on Wednesday and simultaneously also post a picture of her girlfriend. Her girlfriend's name is Chris with a K. And she's staying married to her husband. They've been married for 20 years. And then he posted a picture of her

almost like I am so proud of you and I support you in everything. He's met her. And he's like all hung out. You're married to a girl who's not attracted to your penis. Correct. And has another girlfriend. How fulfilling is that for him? Right. Then there was something that it was like,

he might take a job opportunity in New York. And it's like, well, yeah, you should go. Your wife doesn't wanna have sex with you anymore. Like there's a point of like a beautiful partnership and being there for the kids, but at some point like, find the love of your life. I mean, it's just, it's- Why are you staying married?

It's getting quite, quite fascinating. That's called you have a best friend maybe. Right. Also, we don't love his necklace game. I just have to put that out there. Oh, God, no. I mean, the whole OC, it was actually really funny. You know how scared I am of Kelly Dodd.

When I was watching Housewives last night, she was on with what's the blonde on Salt Lake City. I always heard her name. Oh, Heather? No, the other one. No one. She's like so cute. Yeah, Julia or something?

Something, whatever. She's like adorable and she kind of looks like Southern Charm. Yes. What's her name, Madison? Madison. Right, doesn't she kind of? Anyway, so Kelly, it's said to this girl, the Salt Lake City Housewives, like, Madison. All right, doesn't she kind of? Um, anyway. So Kelly, it's said to this girl, the Salt Lake City housewife, like, oh my god, like,

you're a fashion, like, the Salt Lake City fashion is so good. And like, it is the Salt Lake City fashion. They like show the fuck up. Yeah. And like, oh, see, I, I actually can't look at their outfits. Mm-hmm. I can't look at them, and I can't look at Potomac's outfits. Who's worse?

Potomac. It's so funny because obviously, I'm very close with Jiselle. Jiselle actually just recorded a recording and help episode. We love Jiselle. She gets shot on for her fashion every episode. And part of me wants to be like, guys, you can't call the kettle black.

And also Jiselle wears fucking Gucci. Like she, Jiselle, guys, you can't call the kettle black. Like, I, and also, Jiselle, where is fucking Gucci? Like she, Jiselle, I think you never once see Jiselle and go, she doesn't look good. Like, she's a barbeque. She's stunning. She could wear a brown paper bag. She could wear a brown paper bag. And also, like, she's consistent with her style.

Like, she knows she's gonna do something with bling. And you know, if I have always said this, if you like something and you feel good in it and it's not in style Who cares where there's so many things that I've worn that people are like that's disgusting And I'm like I don't care though because I really liked it literally everything I wear you say is disgusting And I'm like crime myself asleep No, but I'm just saying just out we stand you we love you

But yeah, oh see oh my god. I actually love Gina, but her hair No, people are not doing memes of like the front of her hair versus back of her hair But like she's one of those where her personality is so good that like I forget Like I totally look there's something weird about being on reality TV where it's just like, yeah like you're being yourself, like so be yourself. Whatever. But then there is like a part in your brain that's like, oh, but like I am on national television.

So like maybe I'll, I do my nails now. Yeah, you do your nails now, except for the nails. I got my nails on yesterday. They look gorgeous. Oh my God. They're nail peg But yeah, Gina's one of those people out part of me is like maybe she's like this is me fuck it and I respect that But I do tell yeah, I mean do whatever you want, you know, I mean I have change I have changed visually

I do in vis-a-line now. Yeah, I've changed vis-a-line It's it's even like a subtle thing like me and you don don't go into the knife. That's not our thing right now. However, you know that we're like, we gotta take care of our skin. Yeah, absolutely. There will definitely be a day where I'm like, this is where I get my bowtox done now. Like, and I can't wait to tell you all,

like, who I am. You go, Bill, definitely, I'm gonna show up and people are not gonna recognize my face. That's what I'm saying. That was a percent. What's next? what do we have? Okay, so, Khrushal.

Khrushal is really good at staying in the news. Yeah, it's very interesting. Appears to be dating, dancing with the stars, pro, and I don't really know how to say his name. K-E-O, K-O. K-O, okay. Who was paired with Anne Hash, and which is crazy because people thought that she was the reason that her partner and his wife got, uh, glad, glad, divorced.

And he posted, K-O posted a, uh, picture on Instagram with the hard emoji, and like a picture of them kissing. He's 31 and she's 39 and I love that. That's an example of she's older, he's younger, but they can perfect. Perfect. My thing is, you know that she was like, okay, how are we gonna show the world?

And this is not a bad thing. Once you're in the public eye, when you wanna make it look like this. I was gonna twist this. She definitely was like, I'm gonna post it on your profile. Yeah. So that there's people have to kind of search for it

and it looks like we're kind of hiding it. And we're just gonna put a heart. So it's a little mysterious. Like that's not a man's thought. That whole thing was not a man's like. Not at all. Do you know how many times I've been out with like my guy friends

and I'm like, can you just put your wrist with me? Because I want someone to think that I'm, I have other suitors. And he's like hot guy friends. I just put it in my stories all the time. People are like, oh my god, you so many boyfriends. And I'm like, I literally hate them all. I'm like, I just want one person to watch my Instagram story and think that

Were a thing? Okay, I literally just poured two glasses of wine when you're alone and just Instagram I'm like night night time night time talk night time vibes Like in my apartment staying home tonight Sunday night vibes If you guys see me posting wine glasses this Sunday night and it's just two. They're both for me Just know yeah, yeah, do you remember when christine Cavalier is best friend who was rumored to hook up with Jay Cutler? posted Oh my god, I forgot about that story wait There's another story Hannah that is an update out with the red head. Oh, yeah, from the show. Yes, but like and they posted an Instagram

But there was like a third guy in it, but like I feel like she got kicked out of the show because she was getting a little too much Famous from it and Kristen was like this is my show because she was like very likeable and outgoing So maybe she hates Kristen. It was just like a nudge at her. I mean, she probably does. But I was saying Kristen's ex-best friend posted her new man with the same bracelet that Jay Cutler had and the internet fucking lost it. And she let the internet go off like as long until he would die to them, be like, no, it's not him. And we're all like, thanks, we're nothing better doing quarantine, but go fucking berserk for no reason.

But like get your 15 minutes, you know, I got it. Like sometimes I respect it. It's a thin line between thirsty and well done. Right. I feel like people thought that I was trying to do that with Perry, but like I really wasn't. Like I just wasn't ready. Like in my own brain, like I wasn't ready

to be like, oh, we're like broken up. So I got nervous that people were thinking, like, oh, she's just doing this as a publicity thing. No, I really just like didn't want to say anything yet. And if I'm going to talk about it, I want to talk about it with my best friend, you know? A hundo pee. But I'm happy that Khrushchell has found someone Because I didn't like that her being single They were just putting her on like any guy who got a divorce that she was around like oh she's having a affair with him And they look cute together. I just hope that she's happy She's also lost so much weight from the breakup and part of it is like she's sick

But then part of it's maybe just like doing dancing with the stars. I'm gonna tell you something. The breakup diet is my favorite. Never in my lifetime. I mean, I'm like off of it now, which is so sad. But like September, October, dude, if you saw me out, I was so fit and a twig. So what's happening right now is the shows that are airing, like Southern charm at Lanna now OC.

It's at the point. It's very interesting with Bravo that now Corona is hitting. Yeah. So like if they're finally it's Corona time and you're seeing like the Lanna housewives they're all like I've gained all this weight. Yeah. And part of me thought that it wasn't going to be fun because it's like we're supposed to feel like it's an escape watching Bravo.

But part of me actually when I was watching it started to feel like you know what, this is what life is. It was almost weird to see them not like having masks on. Yeah. Just hugging people. It made me uncomfortable. It's like watching TV. Sometimes I'm like, oh my god, are they gonna make out?

They don't have masks. I'm like, no, no, are they gonna make out? They don't have masks. I'm like, no, no, no, don't go into that crowd, oh god. Do you wash your hands? Oh my gosh. So anyway, it's gonna be interesting. Like also diet wise, like I need to stop eating so much, but it's just so fun. It's the winner, it's quarantine.

I just wanna get off. I just need to not eat as badly as I eat. Like, I need to just eat a little bit healthier. You need to like put a tiny effort into eating healthy, and you'll be fine and like stop eating after midnight. Dude, that's my time, though. It's pretty good. I was up till 4 a.m. the other night, and I was just sitting in my bed full lights on,

watching TV scrolling TikTok. There's this candy that is my favorite candy. It's called Sour Skedee and it's these little like strips and they're sour and I ate the half the bag and it was just but I was like this is my time. No one's emailing me, nobody wants anything from me. I don't care. Paige, I literally freaked out.

You know, when you have those freakouts where I basically couldn't stop farting and they were like bad farts. They were hot farts. And I gained some weight and I convinced myself that I had one of those gut problems. Oh god. You know, ever since. You need a healthy gut. So I ordered six gut cookbooks on how to cure your gut.

All the recipes are shit. And then I ordered all those like miracle noodles that are like zero calorie noodles that taste like water to which my mom was like, throw that all away. She's like, just stop eating till you're sick. My mom is right though, because I was like, I was like, who's that thing called it is? You eat Mexican food every single day of your life.

Yeah, literally she's like, stop eating Mexican and spaghetti bolaneses. And penne al vodka. I know. We really do. We eat really bad. I wish I was something I could. Anyone who's like googling like crazy diets

or like trying to, no, just listen to your body. I can't, I just take a probiotic. Take a probiotic and just stop overeating and this is gonna sound crazy, but you just have to chew more. Like think how often you actually chew. Like I deep-throat my food. Like they say if you chew more,

it helps with your digestion. Interesting. One of this book was so funny, I was reading it, and they were like, this is what you have to do. When you see your food, you have to first breathe. And I'm like, I just paid $23 for this bitch to tell me to breathe before I eat. No.

So anyway, my mom literally was just like, eat till you're full, and then work out sometimes. Here's the other thing that's like an intimate moment. If you feel comfortable enough with someone to like house like a burger or something, you like them. Well, that's the problem right now. Yeah. I'm in a very enabling situation.

We're like, you know, it's like me and you. When we're together, we're like, what, we're so happy. We're like, you know, it's like me and you. When we're together, we're like, we're so happy. We're like, what's the only thing that can make this better? And we're like, casing ourselves. Oh! Oh! And then you're like, yes.

But the problem is you are a bird, and you'll have like four bites, and I will eat mine and yours. But your stomach is small, so you're full. The same amount of full as I am. See, I will eat, and then I will take a break and then I'll eat the rest yeah you do it all have one shot and then you're like six hours. Yeah Yeah, like you'll get hungry later and I'm like I can't even open my eyes pan and I living together after eating both eating Mexican is like

The funniest thing ever because it's like are you gonna go to the bathroom? It's like well. I'm not ready yet Are you and so yeah yeah I'm gonna go now It's a war zone like you're just destroy our bodies and Honestly sometimes that is good for you anyway Do we have any do we have any other front page news? We're gonna end it on that um diarrhea sometimes is good for you We love you guys so much subscribe wait review. Thanks. We love you guys. We love you guys. We love you guys.

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