Giggly Squad - Giggling about cheating scandals, bread, and redemption eras

Episode Date: July 20, 2022

Paige drops a bomb about Craig that we may never recover from. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Man, it's a feature. Be a champion in it. Sub-giglairs. Very picture-y-five. Manifestation. We can't be managed. I mean the day just got away from me. What is up my grade A giglairs? Ooh, wow, I just used that term the other day, but I called someone a grade A asshole. Not to their face other day, but I called someone a grade A asshole. Not to their face, obviously, but

wait, I love that. Is that a milk reference? Is that where I got it from? Grade A. No, I think that's a meat reference. Regardless, it'll give me a stomachache. Yeah, a reference to what we did in school. Absolutely. That requires being able to read. My mom told the story the other day and she was like, and I went into the principal and I said,

I'm proud that Paige is a C student, the average. And I was like, never tell this fucking story again. She's on commercials being like, my daughter was a C student and now she's a reality TV star. Yours can do. And now she could put sets together that come together when you buy them. People bad. I had a chaotic, rather weekend.

Yeah, what happened? So I got an invite to Jill's luxury charity luncheon. She like works with a lot of businesses and they put together really beautiful, So I got an invite to Jill's luxury charity luncheon. She like works with a lot of businesses and they put together really beautiful like displays like gorgeous food. There is food, there is drink, but no one's sitting down. It's like a cocktail party. Yes, but it's a day.

And in the day, I got a little DJ. I was wearing a very nice floral dress. Everyone goes, did Paige pick it out for you? You and Greg should have some sort of like the portfolio for it. I need to wear that. Like actually, and sometimes I'll be like, yes, actually she did. Okay, let's move on. Everything was fun and then towards the end, like Bravo, Bullshit, Drama was like coming

from inside the event the event inside the house. This one when Jill said like cameras coming back and then Tamro like wrote like fuck you on a dude. Allie runs up to me and Allie is the sweetest smartest kid. I'm obsessed with her and she comes up to me and she's like everyone's cursing out my mom and I was like what's happening? What's happening? I'll help you. And she's like, I think it's really bad. I think it's really bad. And I'm like, I can't be that bad. Your mom's literally like not doing anything. I was just talking her. She's literally angel getting in the car and it's Tamara.

Tamara. Tamara. Sorry. I forget that you're not like a housewives. You never really watched housewives. I know. I haven't.'re not like a housewives. You never really watched housewives. I know, I haven't. I like, I know enough, but Tampa's like, Jill, you're a fucking thirsty ass. But like, it was like, wait, what? Then Jill did a video and she was like, I literally read it online and just like, said it online. She was like, I don't have information, but it was also like true.

Like, she was, she is going back. And it's,. I do have to say on bias, because I know Jill, and I don't know Tamara. And Tamara, I know, is like amazing. She's done great things for the brother universe. But um, I, it was harsh. Really harsh. Okay. I think that if you're over the age of I think that if you're over the age of 12 and you're like a cast member on a show, if you're writing mean things about another cast member on Instagram, you should double up on therapy. I just, I didn't understand what was going on because she's calling Jill thirsty because she's mad that she couldn't put out the announcement herself to get attention. Like I didn't, I didn't get any of that. No, it made Sarah's sense. Because basically she's calling Jill thirsty for making the announcement because she wanted to

make the announcement, which sounds like this is what I want to make a stop too. Because I dealt with it on my show, I dealt with it on other shows. Stop coming at people for saying they want attention or they're thirsty. We all want attention on reality TV. Right, there's no wall flower on reality TV. Let's do all that. You do it for attention. I guess I'm also a little upset because I had Jill in Burning and Hell.

You guys should listen to that episode and I got to know her a little deeper. And that was everyone from the last, like mom. She's lived the sweetest- from the last sweetest hilarious, but also people call her thirsty, because she got kicked off her show that she was an OG on it, because like she had beef with Bethany. And then like, because some people might think she might want to be back on Bravo, that's thirsty. I'm sorry, no one's calling Durinda thirsty when Durinda like wants to be

back on the show. Right. So I just don't understand people coming at Jill for being thirsty. This is a Jill standpog. Also like the day that Bravo fires me, I will. Guys, I am silently slipping into the night. You'll never be again.

You'll never be able to find me. I have moved, gotten married, had kids, opened a cafe. I am. Fuckin' see ya. That's what Ashley Ion, the bachelor, did. She, her and Jared got married to Rhode Island or someplace. Opened a coffee shop and she got pregnant. I think.

I was talking that that sounds delightful. And she still posts on Instagram occasionally, but it just sounds lovely. Ally was just like, we haven't had to deal with this in so long and you go from like your normal life to then being right back in the middle of the bravo war zone. It's really only a war zone because like you're doing it in front of millions of people who are like on the internet. Like like whenever Lisa Renault like posts on her story like about drama like

totally like write it like at people. I'm like, no, you've got to be a different kind of nutty to do that. Like you really do Like if you're going on a, if you're going on a bravo account and commenting, something negative about one of your cast members, where you need to go on indie.com and get a fucking job. That's insane. And this podcast is sponsored by Indie. No, no, but like,

talk to it on your podcast like a normal. You'll never catch me commenting being like, no, oh my lord, wait, you said something pretty disturbing about Craig in the notes. Hannah, Lucy, burner, the other day, as a normal New Yorker, I'm standing in my kitchen, I'm eating a bagel. I said, wow, this is the best fucking bagel I've ever had in my life. Craig looks at me, dead in the eye and goes,

that tastes like every bagel you've ever had. And I go, okay, start. I would have thrown the everything bagel, lightly toasted, scion Cream Cheese in his face. I was like, it's 10 a.m. Why don't you show the fuck out? And then he proceeds with fighting words and he goes, yeah, all bread tastes the same, really.

I go, now I have to leave in the middle of the night. Page number one, right in the notes. Craig thinks all bread tastes the same. I'm gonna blink twice when I need you to rescue me WTF. Oh, thank you, baby. Does brought me some coffee. Thank you, babe. Coffee? Not needed. I'm going to go right to the bathroom after this. Um, so the man doesn't, he rarely, I've actually rarely ever seen him eat bread. And so then this, so he says this to me on like a Wednesday morning.

And I'm just thinking, how do you mark the date? You're like the date? I got it. He said to me. You know how they say girls mentally break up before they do it physically? I mentally broke up with him that morning.

I was like, this is crazy. You're done. You're done. The next day we go to Albany, where my parents house, my mom had made breakfast. She made croissants with ham and cheese like toasted. So if I can good, the man scarfed them, scarfed them down.

I go, hmm, that's interesting. Pretty sure that's fucking bread that you're eating. And he was a kid, but like, this one's really good. And usually I don't like eat bread when I'm inside the country. And I just go, wait, I'm in my house. Really? Get the fuck out of my house and never speak to me again.

Could you imagine saying that to someone, I don't eat bread in this country, I hate you. Not to defend Craig, but when you don't live in New York City, like the bagels don't hit the same. Bagels and other places literally just seem like someone like put white bread and like smush it together and be like ordered me pizza one time in Charleston and I threw up. So he, I feel bad. I feel bad. I feel bad that he has no- Well, I'll have a story we feel bad. We feel bad for him.

It's truly sad. I mean- He recognized the less fortunate, and we will do everything in our power to help him. But I hate that he pretends that it's because his taste buds are like so worldly when it's like, no. And to France twice.

Fuck off. Greg, Miami's not out of the country. when it's like no. And to France twice. Aw. Greg, Miami's not out of the country. Okay, but I have to say, has he had sourdough before? Like all bread's not created equal, like sourdough? I would love to quiz him on like the breads. Like I don't think he even, if I put a chabata role in front of him,

I don't think he'd be able to be like, that's chabata. Which is a real problem for me. I know you can't read, but like it's more disturbing that he can't understand what a bread is. What about a colabret? Has he ever had a colabret? I'd rather be illiterate than not

to be in a fucking holiday. Does he like not like French toast? I'm sorry, this is like my passion in life. So I have like a lot of follow up questions. He was like, man, ask your eggs and bacon, no toast. I go, what is the vessel? Okay, look at this is also the problem. An Italian culture, like a meal is not complete unless you dip.

You gotta use the bread as a vessel to dip whatever sauce. Does he eat muscles without bread? How bread? Without bread? But here's the thing, when you're out to dinner with him, bread baskets, you're as bitch. True. You don't have to worry about anything.

True, you're like, no, he's guzzling beer. So we can't even tell. Did you tell him bread is that beer's a carb? Does all beer taste this? Actually, all beer tastes the same. Awesome. I'm gonna sit at him. Actually, it does.

I know it literally does. It all tastes like warm piss. And like, that's how you're gluten. I'll take my gluten a different way. Does he eat salad and like not eat the croutons? Have I ever seen craggy to salad? Has he? Does he eat? No, he doesn't eat croutons? Have I ever seen Kregi dissoured? Has he, does he, you know, he doesn't eat croutons now. Does he eat like hot dogs and hamburgers without the

buns? No, I mean he's not like a straight up series. Has he ever had like a pretzel? Love's pretzels. Like a big pretzel with mustard. Yeah loves loves that. Okay. Focaccia. I don't think I've ever seen a meat Focaccia That's scary no like I saying it out loud. You know when you're in an abusive relationship And you're like oh my god saying it out loud. It's really scary. I'm getting scared Does he have tea without the crumpets?

Wait, can you do a confessional in La Vile? And right now, finding out your boyfriend eats tea without the crumpets. I just feel like an absolute mug. Like I have mug written on my forehead because I just, I thought that we had great banter and like everything was going to be smooth and now I just feel mugged off.

And I, I'm just sad about it, I guess. I just, I don't know. You leave Bravo, dye your hair, get a little bit of plastic surgery and re-emerge as a fake British person on Love Island. The other day Greg was like, why don't we just go on Love Island? I go, do you know what Love Island is? He goes, no, but you love it. I go, okay, it's for single people to go and like find their person. And he goes, oh, okay, yeah. Honestly, though, when I heard that Sarah Highland is now the host of Love Island, US, part of me died inside, because I was like, I would be so good at hosting Love Island, because like, fucking love it. Okay, we're

putting out in the universe. She can't do it forever. You can do it forever. But like, I do love love her and I think she's gonna be great at it. But I don't watch you us. I only... Okay, Craig. Sorry. I only watched the island out of the country. I was watching Love Island on Hulu.

And I thought they were putting on all the new episodes. And then I realized they weren't. So I had to like illegally download my VPN and now I'm caught up with the other breaths. I love how you're so afraid of tax evasion when like you're going to jail for all your illegal VPN downloads. Fucking come at.

Were you a Napster bitch? Lime wire? Lime wire? Yeah. Were you ever afraid the police was gonna come and get you for lime wire. No, it's my parents computer. I don't know. No, my parents are gonna rest. Oh my God. Okay, we have like insane front page news, but right before we have so much going on and some great documentaries. But first, I just have some mental health stuff. Mental health moment number one. I learned this probably on

TikTok this week and I wanted to tell the gigglers, you don't have control over your first thought, but you do have control of the second. Isn't that beautiful? Okay, wait. So like when something happens, okay, wait, wait. Nothing even has to happen. You know, when you just get an intrusive thought, like you're a lazy bitch. Yeah.

You can immediately trust that thought and lean into it and give it energy. Or you could say that was the first thought we don't know where it came from or how, but I'm choosing from my second thought to be with love and to move away from it. So you go back to sleep. Yeah. Or your first thought is your failure. I get that all the time.

And then your second thought could be. If you are, this is horrible. Exactly. But once you understand that you can't control your first thoughts and but you can control your second thought, life can change for you. That's a really good mental health moment. I'm gonna try that.

Yeah. The second one is like relationship focus and it's a little depressing. It's by Dr. Venus Nicolino, sounds like a nice Italian doctor. She said that marriage was invented by men for men. And she said that statistically, when men are in marriages, their like health is better, they're happier. But then women when they're in marriages, they make less money, they're more tired, and a lot of them are less happy. I said to Craig the other day, I said, I don't know of any of your other girlfriends.

We're strong enough to say this to you, but I'm gonna say it. A fucking work. You're a lot of work. Like, it's true. I'm exhausted. At the end of the day. Think about it. You go from like, if you're a single woman, you have your work, you focus on your work,

you do your thing. Once you get married, you're a single woman, you have your work, you focus on your work, you do your thing. Once you get married, you're taking care of like a lot of stuff. You have a child, so it ruins like your job during that time. Like it's just like a lot. You also do it things like innately because like, okay, perfect example. The other day, I had a bunch of work shit I had to do and Craig was at my apartment

and he needed to go to Macy's, get an outfit and then we needed to drive to Albany. So like I was like hey okay time for you to go to Macy's get an outfit. Then he came back with like all of these things. Then I had to pick out what he was actually wearing. Then I was like make sure you pack your shoes. Then I had to go to the checklist. The universe is coming for you. I'm like, this is a lot of work. You know who's laughing? You know who's laughing somewhere? Pary. Yep.

Pary's like in Miami tanning right now, just fucking laughing. But you're taking care of someone. I kind of want to of this in relationship. He's somewhere just being like, you stupid bitch. You're telling Craig to wake up. But I do have to do a shout out to the house, not Bravo Housewives, just Housewives in general. And I feel like the term Housewife is kind of demeaning,

but I just want to say, and I said this on TikTok, I feel like women who take care of the home, but like, I just want to say, and I said this on TikTok, I feel like women who take care of the home for their family, such a harder job than the person who has a nine to five. Paige, have you ever had a nine to five? One time in my life. How much work did you actually do in that nine to five? I almost got fired everything about it because I was like, this is stupid.

Show up to work, scroll your Instagram. Nine to five, you're not working, you're talking shit at the water fountain. Also, if you mess up, it's not your company. Not a shocker, I was the office gossip. I think, you're like, cute outfits, good side combos. That was what I brought to the table. But like, if you mess up, it's someone else's company

that you're fucking up or what, you get a new job, big what, if you're a house like if you mess up, it's someone else's company that you're fucking up or what, you get a new job, big what? If you're a housewife and you mess up, your family starves. So you literally, someone could die. If you're not taking care of the house, you could get a spestus. Literally.

And also do you understand, you know, like your own apartment. Imagine having a family, how much you have to clean. Like it never ends, you eat, you clean. You do laundry, you clean. Of my household, I can't even keep up with myself because I'm like, how do I, this 115 pounds, that's why.

So, I have to take the trash out, choice is that, what am I throwing away? Look at my start about the trash. Don't go me started. This is the problem. Sometimes trash is really heavy too. Like I take out the trash today, humble brag. And like I almost trip down the stairs and broken neck.

Here's the other thing. Craig refuses to take out my trash because the trash compactor scares him. I go, you can't fit in it. What do you think you're gonna shove yourself down the trash compactor? Wait, is he a, he's a literal dog. He's a little, like, you know the dogs that like slipped once on the wood floor.

So now they refuse to walk on the wood floor. So he has to be on the rug at all times. You have to pick them up to go over the wood floor. Wait. I put it in the room, put it in the trash room, just throw it in there. Wait, what does he think it's going to do? Like an arm's going to come out and pull them in? He just doesn't like it. He doesn't understand the trash compactor. I'm like, it's just a shoot for like the trash to all go to one place. No one like works in the trash compactor that's going to be like yelling at. Or he's just, or Craig is just a literal genius and has found the most insane excuses. So he doesn't have to do shit.

But I was scared of, and you're going to be scared too of the garbage compactor for a couple weeks after you get engaged. When I like first got my ring and you're like you're putting all the stuff in and I just was like oh my god imagine like I had intrusive thought like imagine if this ring fell down the garbage you could go got it you'd be able to figure it out. I mean it would be like two hours out of my day that I didn't want to waste. No I got my ring. So yeah, that is our mental health moments of the day. Stay single, stay away from garbage. Literally no trash. No man.

Let's do some fucking from page news. It's like it's so much, but I'm ready to go hard. Like I have opinions. I have should start with. Let's just start with. Jenny from the block. Okay, I'm very, very happy that they did a Vegas wedding. I'm very happy to it feels right. I feel like if she had done like this big extra avid gamza with like a tent and paparazzi flying over it, it would have just felt, I would just, yeah,

would have felt very forced to me. I'm extremely happy that it was just the Vegas wedding and I thought she looked great. It was kind of, I don't know if you, I didn't really see any like really done up photos. I thought it was kind of chic that you just saw like kind of like some selfies and some like, you feel like behind the scene.

Takes it. Exactly. I love that. And Locke, I was a little jealous because would I open a second life, maybe? I was just gonna say that. If you were had to do a second marriage, would you ever do a second wedding? I would do like 20 people.

I also- This is all pending like, does the fact that his first family... Yeah, this is if his first family like finds out about us because they don't listen to Guguys Squad yet. We're trying. That's why we do the podcast and racing a week. But um, I also really did not like, I didn't love the attention of the wedding. Really? Yeah, like I didn't like that kind of. Like, if you said Hannah, would you rather the day of your Netflix special

or your wedding Netflix special every day? I can see that. It was, no, it was an amazing memory, it was so fun, but like it goes by so quick and you're like, I know, I know, I do really feel that weddings have changed so much, like just in like the last four, I could have looked gorgeous, gone to like really classy to the court house. Whenever a courthouse had a professional photographer had my parents

there and sent everyone the photos. Okay, what a great mother fucking segue into Emily Rattagicowski. Is that how you say your name? I don't know. That's why I said it really fast. OK, this, I had some tea. You do.

This beforehand. I pass. Someone who knows her told me months ago that they met her. And the first thing they said to me about her was that bitch hates her husband. I bet. I bet. I'm gonna tell you why I've always been weary of their relationship. A couple things. One, which is so much prettier than him. And like we don't want to attack looks here. We don't want to talk about looks, but it's also, it's very much about looks.

No, it's giving like Lala Randall vibes. It's giving a little Lala Randall Randall Emmett vibes. Here's why I always was like thought something was a miss. Emily was dating a guy before her husband that she was with for a very long time. They lived together, we won't even get in on his looks. She obviously goes for personality, which was for her. Was he successful?

I don't, he was like artsy. I don't know like what he actually did, but I remember like always looking at Instagram pictures of them and she was with this guy for a really long time. It was like, Wambam in your face, they broke up, she had a new boyfriend, oh my God, now she's married, oh my God, now they're having a baby. I felt like the timeline from her

ending this very serious relationship to then getting married in a courthouse, like out of nowhere, then having a baby felt very like quick and very like, what's the word I'm looking for? Not rushed, but like, did you heal from your last relationship? Yeah. but like, did you heal from your last relationship? Yeah, correct. Especially when you're like running the world, like take a second to reflect on like, how well you're doing yourself and like ready to level up emotionally.

I love a good break after a deep relationship to like reassess who you are. And she's young. I mean, she's average. I think, right? She's, she might be younger than us. She might be. I mean, she's average. I think, right? She's she might be younger than us. She might be. I also. She's actually exactly my age. I think she's 29.

I love that take page because I actually haven't heard that take anywhere else on the internet. I did hear people saying like, not only is he like, I mean, yeah, he's not like traditionally handsome. I mean, he's cute, but he was like a producer on Uncut Gems, but like he really wasn't, and he's 31. She's 31. He didn't have a lot going on, and then he met her and kind of the theory of like,

oh, now that he's something, if he could get her, he could get anyone, but I also feel like all these cheating things, sorry, we have synthasters, these cheating things, it's never everyone tries to be like, it's not like such, oh boy, oh I'm so sorry, we have this girl. We have people over.

We have company. And I'm like, I have my podcast, sorry, you can take care of everyone. I'm the working mom. So basically, these dudes, like, they don't cheat on girls. It doesn't matter if you're pretty, if you're successful, it doesn't matter.

It's them. They're gonna cheat on anyone. Cheating has nothing to do with who you are. I once said that to Theravis, I was like, I'm afraid, you know, what if he cheats on me? I said this one, I was like younger and she goes, well, that was nothing to do with you. So you have nothing to worry about. And that was very empowering.

At this point in my life, I wish someone would try. I was like, fucking, wait. Someone would try to cheat on me. I would love it. Well, the good thing about being slightly, you know, and the public eye is like, unless the girl's like really in on hiding it, but the second he turns on her, you know it's on Page Six. It's also like, okay. That's a great example, especially being in the public eye.

How much of a douchebag do you have to be to think that you're not going to get caught and then embarrassed? Not only are you cheating on your wife, but now you're going to cause her like public inspiration. No, because cheaters are cheaters. It's a true, a lot of them have like real addictions. It's a real addiction. It's like when you're telling someone like stop drinking and then they don't drink and then they drink again. And it like bad things happen. You're like, why the fuck would you drink?

Because it's not logical. Cheaters actually, a lot of them have like sex addiction or like attention addiction, love addiction. Like Tristan Thompson, hello. The man's unwell. We know, apparently there's a rumor last night he was like with someone. He was like in Santorini or somewhere in Greece. Was that a joke? He was holding

your hand walking down the street. It's like, sir, you have 87 children. They're looking for their fucking dad. Like go home. He was like, I can't have the bread in America. I have to go to Greece. Speaking of 87 children, I'm actually now Nick Cannon has become really problematic. At first I was like, okay, like spread your seed, but now I realize he's trying to create a commune. He's trying to create a full like, like, full team. You see, I think having a mechanic and booked for all these fucking jobs, Nick Cannon has like a talk show.

It was on TV the other day, I go, no fuck is watching this. Who's watching this? Dude, Nick, I mean, he's crazy talented, but like, I'm telling you, he's trying to be a cult leader and have all like, like tons of children everywhere to like spread his,

I don't know. But I'm scared. I think if he had never married Mariah and had kids with her, he would have not been as famous as he is right now. Sure. I do want girls to think, especially because the gig was very successful. I'm very naive. I always think a guy likes me because of my great ass,

but I've learned in the past. Sometimes guys actually do want to use you. And then you feel, if he's hot, you're like, actually, I love that. He's, he wants me. And you don't care what the reason is, but the truth is, that's some shady, shady sheet. Guys are just as much gold diggers as women are. For sure. For sure. I am sure. Some of the most clout chasing guys I ever

know my prime and I'm just like, I. And at first you're like, oh wait, this means I have clout and you like it and then you go, wait, no, I'm attracting the bottom feeders of the world. I was like, am I a rich man? Man. I am attracting a gold digger like clout chase.

Because my thing is it's fun, but like, let's stop giving these men anything they don't deserve. Like that dude did not deserve Emily Radikowski and the life that she put together and created around herself. She elevated that man. And I'm glad that she's like done. man and and I'm glad that she's like done. I love when a really hot successful woman gets single because immediately you just like run through the list of people like oh my god who

is she gonna date next? Like who is going to scoop her up and like make her life lovely and like love her the way she deserves. It's very, it is exciting but also, yeah she needs, she also has a family which is why it's sad. I would love for her to stay single for a little. Yeah, Nikki Glazer, she has a new special out on HBO. We love, it's called, I love her out. Good, clean filth. Yeah, she looked amazing. I'd like to take out that. So go, okay, that's, you've never text that to me. Anyway, so she has this joke, or she's not, that's not true either. That is not true. I shop your Amazon page.

either. That is not true. I shop your Amazon page. You got anything? You're if I can lie here, you're if I can lie here, because when you get a cat, you're going to be all up on my Amazon ship. Yeah, your Amazon live and just do things from your Amazon page to be a big hit. It's not for the producers. They're going to be like, uh, hold on one sec. We're getting it absolutely never. You're fired. You're actually fired. Don't come back ever. And tell Hannah that's bad for our brand that she has an Amazon storefront,

and we're gonna have to take that down. Amazon just delete this. Get off Amazon, bye. Just online together, though. That'd be fucking hilarious. I'm down whenever it would be hilarious. I'll model for you. Paige like picks the air to do like tennis modeling once and I was like Oh my god, did that hurt your feelings? I never even asked. I actually didn't know until later on because I wasn't watching the show and then I was like Oh, so I should have been mad at her six months ago

And now I'm not allowed to be because it was six months ago But I was I never was, but I would have been. You also said that Sierra randomly talked Italian to an Uber driver? Oh my god. I was on the phone with her one day and she was getting out of Uber and she was gratsy and I go, Sarah, you're literally on 47 Street. She goes, I only speak English when I'm out of America. Because I don't know why I just did that. You ever do something and you just like immediately hate yourself? You're just like a blind way. You know what's so funny? It's always me just

leaving cabs. That's always when you do something. When you're leaving, it's the most awkward time of my life. That's so awkward saying bye to your Uber driver. I love you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm always like saying goodnight when it's the morning. I say you too when it's a flight. Whenever they say like five stars,

something I always go, okay, yeah, you too. What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? So Nikki Glazer's joke Whenever they say like five stars something I always go, okay, yeah, you two. So Nikki Glazer's joke was that a lot of women in Hollywood date guys who are like uglier than them and everyone just assumes that's like normal. I don't even think that's just Hollywood. Yeah. And then but then when a girl is dating a guy that's hotter than her, everyone's like, that man is gay. For sure. And he stops, I do have to say, I think does is hotter than me. I don't.

But he said because he's old and evened out. But I think, I think he's traditionally harder than me. I don't see that. I think you're actually a very well matched couple. So we're both ugly. You said that in a way that was like, you're good for each other's level. You guys make fun together.

I do have to say, when I first heard about your taste in man, I was insulted. But I like short fat Harry men. Yeah. I was like, why? Because I would go for like the most obnoxious hot guys. And you had no interest. Zero interest. I don't really don't like hot men.

Well, a lot of their personalities are just brutal. But this is the funniest thing. Craig has literally won the award for Bravo's hottest man. I know. No, Craig has won that award so many years. Then I feel like he started dating me and I don't cut him down. Like I very much build him up, but like, but I also cut him down.

Okay. I'm just real with him. I really say to him all the time, and like I just don't think you've had a girlfriend who's ever been real with you. Like that looks stupid, don't wear that. Like, you're bad. Des will say that to me,

but he'll be like you're dressing like a 16 year old. And I'm like, but that. Like, you're bad. Does will say that to me, but I'll be like you're dressed in like a 16 year old. And I'm like, but that's what's in right now. What is, what is Desa's style? Does Desa have like that, like a European style? Or do you think he has, is more like an American guy style? He definitely has like European style. Because he's been there since he was 14. It's like all his clothes are like the brands are all. This is a very important question. What is deserts go to show?

The show that he wears the most often. Oh my god, a question. Well, he has like, do I even know my husband? Are you even married? Do I even know my husband? Are you married? Yeah. You sign the paper. No, he has these nice dress shoes that he wears for standup. OK. He has these two crispy white.

Let me tell you what I have for you. It's a Saturday morning. Des has to go run some errands. What shoes does he put on? Oh, he's putting on like sneakers. So does has two, he only has two sides to him. He's wearing like legit sweatpants and a sweatshirt shorts. And he wears a lot of like golf shirts,

just because he golfs a lot. Like he'll go to sleep wearing a golf shirt sometimes. Which, they're like soft. They're comfortable. I get that. Yeah, but I mean a colored go to sleep wearing a golf shirt sometimes, which is soft. They're comfortable. I get that. But I mean, a colored shirt to bed. It's whatever, but a little scary. Yeah, it's not.

Word meaning gonna break out. You're gonna fire me in bed. Like what's happening? But then when we're going anywhere, he always looks better than me. Like one of my friends was talking behind my back, but in a funny way to another friend. And they were like, I don't understand how Hannah's so ratchet and does us so put together. But he will ask me his outfits before going to the seller to perform. Like,

it's really cute. I will also get this compliment. Does looks good in a fucking suit. So that's his thing. He's most comics dress like they're like in the hallway with a backpack at their high school. Like they dress like they're teenagers, even if they're like 37 year old men, he dresses really nice. All four sailors, his suits, very European. Yes, that is.

So they're all from Europe, all his suits and stuff. He wore a tag Tag liatol whatever it sounds like a pasta, but tag pop whatever to the wedding with like the nice What the brunello could Janelli no tag liatoli Whatever it sounded fancy, but he wears these like suits. He also does also he never wears like a white button down and he wore it the other day and I was like obsessed with him. I'm like you look like you own a yacht. Yeah. Yeah. I love that. He is good style and he lets me be me but I think Cuzzy's older occasionally. He

doesn't like when I dress to Y2K because he's like it looks like I'm baby sitting here right now. Like you look like my daughter and I'm like, that's just what you're going to have to deal with. Like, and you're like, do I still have to call you daddy and public? I think we should also do a YouTube video where we're secretly just embarrassing des out in public. You can see how he reacts. I was like third date. I brought him.

We went to his pizza place and you know the first time you decide to pay for something. Yeah. So I always do it at like the cheapest place. Like coffee, a bagel, we go to the pizza area and I go, babe, babe, I got this. Even though he's already like paid for me, he'd play golf, whatever we should be doing. I got this and he smiles and then and I order and then I look at the guy and I go, he always makes me pay. I give him the kind of, but also I'm like ordered a salad and been like, my boy's I'm thinking that. But this is the thing, those are tests.

If he doesn't laugh, like, bye, go away. Because our love language really is trolling. Like being so fucking mean. Yeah, and embarrassing each other. Yeah, oh my god. Oh, one more thing about emrata. Someone told me if you Google her apartment, it's really cool maximalist style. And she was doing it like years before it was cool. I think we don't give enough credit to like how good her aesthetic is. She has a great aesthetic. I also think she has a very good like personal style. Yes, I'm gonna be I also think she has a very good personal style.

Yes. I'm gonna be outfits I've seen her walker dog in. I'm like, oh my god. Yeah, because my thing is everyone talks about Kaley Bieber has great style. And she does, but why on people talk about Emra and having a style. Is it just like their publicists?

I think it's partly their publicist and also I feel like Emily is one of those celebrities that she got so famous from one event. And also I feel like Emily is one of those celebrities that she got so famous from like one event, which was that music video, which in reality was extremely traumatizing for her. And I feel like she kind of, she got so famous all at once. And then she kind of wanted to step back a little. So it was almost like her doing like she was like,

I don't, I want to like kind of not be that much in the public. Did she say it was the music video, those traumatizing or just the industry in general or both? He was traumatizing to her. She did like a whole article about Robin Thick and how like he was, she made her very uncomfortable. But yeah, I mean, then she did them

that she wrote that whole thing about just like the industry in general, and she said, yeah, there's in general, we're very, yes. Dettling to her. Something else that's, you know, just unsettling is Ricky Martin. What in the goddamn fuckery? He is living La Vida

loca. I'll tell you that right now. But this is the thing. Is it just an accusation that is nephew like wants money off and whatever, but these are like really fucked up claims. Really fucked up claims. once I see the word incest like I'm out. Like I got a go. Like that is so fucking uncomfortable. And it's just so crazy to think that like people can have like such a good career be so insanely famous. And then one day, like all of their secrets just come out. Like, look at Bill Cosby. Like, I feel like I think about Bill Cosby a lot more than the average person.

And I'm just like, I watch a documentary about him. Really? You have to watch it. You have to watch it. It's fascinating because it shows like how much he gave back to like children, like he loved educating. And just like what a genius he was comedically,

but he just always was such a creep with women. Yeah, and how we, he like, and you get confused because these people have sides to them that are really great. But then like he literally was leaving evidence in like interviews, basically joking about like, drugging people all the time. And everyone just kind of would laugh. Like I have had a lot of drunk and nice. Never once in my life has it run through my brand,

but maybe I'll drug this person. No, it's a sickness. It's a sickness. But yeah, this is wild, but he is denying it. Yeah. I see. Is that the family, right? No, he's not married. I think he is married. He's married.

Yeah. Oh, is that where the domestic violence claims are coming from? Or was it, hold on, let me look this up, because, or is it from like his past? Oh, you're right. He is married. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. He got married. He was 50 years old. I will say he looks great. I can't laugh at stenching, okay? He just looked, the man looks good. He has one, two, three, look the man looks good. He has one, two, three, four kids. Here's the thing. When like things like this happen, that too, I think of the most. And like, oh my God, how awful for his children, just have to deal with all of that. And also, he was like out of the public eye for a bit. And this is like what brings him back. It's like, Jesus. Let's see what his note worth is. 130 million.

Wow. Wow. Oh my God. What? Speaking of crazy relationships. There is a girl who is in such a redemption era right now. Oh, Huma Abadine. Yeah, she deserves that. She dated Anthony Weiner. Was so married. Married to him. Oh yeah, she's married. And Anthony Weiner was like the next big thing in New York City politics.

And then he gets exposed for like the dick pickies. I don't even know Luke Stenevett. I don't really care. He tweeted his own dick picks. Thank you for clarifying. That was very fascinating, man. So you imagine you're an also Elliot Spitzer. There's a combination of like Spitzer, like the...

Like everything about him. Here's the other thing I love when people look like their name. He looks like his name. He looked like an Elliott spitzer. Yeah, like you literally get like a jolt of creepiness just hearing his name. People also then try to make it like she was having a fair with Hillary Clinton because they were like close. That was like a thing that was happening, whatever. Nothing was confirmed.

Now this woman is with a Bradley Cooper, who I do have to say we don't know who he is, he could be a monster, but I love just the jump. I fucking love it. Ladies, if you're with a man who's like Elliott Spitzer, you're brought the Cooper's out there, okay? I just wait, is that a jail? No, he's just like a disgrace politician. I love when women, like, okay, I don't obviously love when women go through like a tragedy

of like in their marriage, but I love when women really meet someone in like later in their life that like, that's who they're supposed to be with. Like they were supposed to go through this like traumatizing time to like grow and all of these things to happen like personally. And then they meet someone and it's like, this is it. Now this is the rest of my life. And I really hope that they're having like a George clenium all such. It was giving George clenium all vibes.

And I do think just because like Disney makes it like, oh, you find your one person and you live happily ever after. Sometimes you have to try a couple. Right. And also with dating, you got to figure it out. Everyone has a different path. But like some people are meant for you at certain times you're like,

she stood- That's a lot of information. Yes, and she stood by Elliot Spitzer like during it all. Like she was stood by asideia Spitzer during it all. She was stood by aside for the politics. And then now I hope she's having so much fun. I also love Bradley being with a woman age appropriate and it's really smart.

I love that too. Because I also love the meme that's like, if you work like a normal job and you like are naturally pretty and you're doing your thing like don't let these Instagram bitches like make you feel like you're not great like you like that is true that is the word that is the reality no like that is just like that's great like she's just like a normal ass girl who like was putting a fucked up situation because she married the wrong fucking guy and now she's getting her.

I wonder how they met. I wanna know the tea. Also, I think they met at a fundraiser. Okay, okay. I just, we don't talk politics on Gagli Squad that much but I just have to say, Avanna Trump, she died. Yeah, but like, is she fell down the stairs?

Like, I'm sorry. They showed the inside of her luxurious upper east side of our way. The stairs were like insane. It had spiral staircases throughout the whole thing. Okay, my thing is, I got it, but it's giving me like the staircase on Netflix. Like she was supposed to do a deposition

like later that week about, yeah. Like I don't know. I don't know, but she had a deposition later that week regarding like, she had information about certain political things, just part of the family. And she dies right before and she's been walking those staircases for a long time. Someone killed her. Like, boy, I'm still not convinced Bob Sagitt. I'm also not convinced I'm the Bob Sagitt, such. I'm not convinced. I don't like these, like, she fell.

I've watched enough murder documentaries, like. My mother's a staircase one and then it was like, oh, but they can owl could have come in. I was like, no, what is going on? People fall all the time. You like hurt your hip. You don't die. She wasn't that old.'s in her 70s. Before we go last thing, I just I have to say the army hammer of the world. Is it a hoax or is it real? I think he actually really was selling time shares. Here's the part of the story that makes my heart warm.

shares. Here's the part of the story that makes my heart warm. Rich people helping rich people. Robert Downey Jr. paying for his rehab stint and paying for his family to be in LA and just funding his life until he can get it back on track. And I did look up, did Army Hammer actually eat someone that has been cleared like a huge of them. OK, but this is my question. I'll give you a fuck, fuck, fuck shit to some girls. Where did the money go? OK, then I read something else that was like, yes, obviously Army Hammer is like one of the heirs to the Army

Hammer fortune and is set to like inherit like $180 million something. A lot of fucking money, but like currently is not on that pay roller, pay roller. And this is what I also hate about rich families. What, what? My grandfather had $180 million. If you think I'm not knocking on his front door being like, what's the deal bro?

on his front door being like, what's the deal, bro? Wait. Paige, regardless of his rich family, that man was a-a-list celebrity. Where did that money go? Drugs. Drugs and like hookers and like being awful human. Spent it all. Spent it all. I mean, that's crazy.

He was number one on my list. I know. It really made me look inward because what is it about me? That I'm picking these absolute sociopaths. When it came out that Army Hammer was a cannibal, I thought any narcissist would do. I looked at myself and I said, why did I like you so much? I feel like I'm so good with women. Like I can tell with women.

You know, like a woman will do something. I'll be like, I knew it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew, like Gen-Shot, I knew it. Yeah, I could see that. It was part of me that was like, I feel like Gen-Shot might be telling the truth. And then I'm guilty and I was like, okay.

Then like with men because they're like a little bit tall, they could murder someone and I'll be like, you know what, he probably do that for a good reason though, you know, like I'm so bad at telling if guys are good people or not. Army through me for a fucking loop. You're the one. To wrap this up, I have one documentary speaking

of disturbing men. On HBO, you love it. There's this whole series called Rich and Shameless. And one of the episodes is about girls gone wild and the reality of it and the founder who was the founder of Ovis's name. Do you remember he did a dating show? Joe Francis, okay.

How do I know that? But I can't remember my fucking social security number. But you can't remember my fucking like social security? But you can't spell restaurant When can spell restaurant that's a trick question So this guy Joe Francis. He's a hustler whatever and He starts in the girls gun wild ship But it like went way too far He would get girls to like go there, girls gonna wild thing and pressure them to like go too far.

They'd always be drunk. He'd get them to sign or release. And then a lot of them underage too. A lot of them are underage. And then he would like, some of them wouldn't even know their filming. And then he would like take a photo and use it and put it on like the cover of stuff.

And it was so fucked up and so disturbing but girls gone wild was like do you remember how popular it was on like MTV all the time the commercials being like buy girls gone wild and I don't know about guys our age if like they were actually buying all of it but like It was really disturbing You could buy videos? You basically, you buy a video, and it was just like, girls, normal girls showing their tits, and then there'd be like deeper ones.

Here's another reason why I hate men, as if I needed one. But, okay, perfect example. I'm watching Love Island right now, when the new guys like come on, and like, I see them, and they're like, I'm 23, I'm immediately like, oh, girls, that's so uncomfortable. I want you to date the other 23 year old girl.

But if I'm on Love Island, I'm not going for the 23 year old guy. No, how guys can look at a girl that's 18, even past the age of 25 honestly honestly, and not get like grossed out. Yeah. How are you buying a video of an 18 year old girl showing her tuts? Like, I don't get that. And, but the thing is, I don't hate to say it.

It's not all men, but like, you really have to know the doger with. Like, I hate to say it, but if your guy loves going to strip clubs too much, I don't like it. I just don't like it. I think it's great. If your guys following too many girls on Instagram, like, I don't like it. I will literally be so turned off, like, I'll be like, oh, that guy's hot and see he's following like tons of Instagram girls and I'm just like, he's not my type. It's not my type. It's not my type. I have followed a guy just because he's hot. I have. You've never followed a guy because he's hot.

But no, like an Instagram male model, no. I have. I did because you're hot. Now I need to know who it is. I have, there's like a brand of like, this one German model. But I'm also not following like a ton of them. There's like three. Send me him. I now I need to see him. You know what? Because I think it's empowering but I'm also not following like a ton of them. There's like three.

Send me a hand. I know I need to say, you know what? Cause I think it's empowering. I follow. I do follow a lot of guys that I'm like, he's funny. Now I also think you're hot. Yes. Yes. Follow a lot of male comedians.

And I'm like, hmm, probably would. Yeah. Yeah. No, I know. I know, girl. So yeah, this whole rich and shameless on HBO is really, really interesting. Um, and but now Joe Francis is like in hiding in some Caribbean island. So that's what the Caribbean is. It's all these rich guys selling

time shares and hiding from jail. They ruined the Caribbean for us. He had one thing. Craig only eats bread in the Caribbean. On that note, we love you guys so much. And thank you for giggling with us. Bye. you