Giggly Squad - Giggling about cheuginess, camp jewelry, and exes with road rage

Episode Date: July 13, 2021

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I'm so anxious slash nervous slash excited. And I know this one is gonna be intense because I'm not just calling you out on like something like family or friends. I'm calling you out about fashion. Theodacity. What is it? Why are we jumping on the bandwagon of everyone wearing camp jewelry. Oh my, I meant to tell you I have a friendship I'm wearing. Wait, that's really fucking cute. Now I take back all the bad things I was saying about you. You know, Ali, like shop Jill and Ali.

Yes. So she had sent me, I was like, wait, I need one of these things for myself, like one of these charms that like everyone has. at. So everyone has. This is my thing. I wait to see if you jump on track. Because if you jump on it, that means everyone jumps on it. And I start seeing these bitches with,

I mean, girls no job, who we love, has a chain on her thing, but I was like, she loves camp, so that makes sense. But I don't know, I feel like even you said like the Gen Z necklaces and it's like at what Generation do you look at what the kids are doing? Yeah, we're the same jewelry that the kids are wearing Whatever happened to David you're a man. So like next we're gonna be wearing actual candy neck necklaces if it doesn't oh good idea if it doesn't Look like you made it. It's not in style and I know These brands out here are gonna be like $600 for these necklaces with straight-up beads from a thrift shop

So there's this girl on tic-tac that I follow and I can't think of her name But she had one of those like camp necklaces on and I was like, oh my god, wait, I feel like I need one. So I found where hers was from and I went on the website and it was like a $250 beaded necklace. And I was like, yo, what the fuck is going on? Like why? And I was like, absolutely not that. And I know that quarantine people started to make

their own bracelets. I know my friend, Hailey Sharree, was making those bracelets, it bracelets, this is whatever the fuck they are. They make me, they just make me angry, because I'm like, also because I have an older fiance and he's constantly like checking me every now and then like, do you have to dress like that young looking? He doesn't want to look like he kidnapped a young girl.

So like if I started wearing those, it would be over. Like he'd be like, this is weird. I will say this is the first time in my life that I have been like, oh, I'm too old, I can't wear that. And I've never felt that. And now sometimes I'm like, wait, I legit look like I'm going to camp. Like there's a camp squad. Well, this is why millennials jumping on this bandwagon.

Like we can let them. Yes, absolutely. And there are some things. My mom always said to me that if a trend comes back, you're too old to wear it. Interesting. Like fuck that bitch. No, but there are certain things that like I remember

wearing in the 90s that I wouldn't wear now. So like butterfly clips. I'm probably not going to get a million mini butterfly clips and like braid my hair and wear them. Okay, you set it out here. Let's see in two months. If you're not rocking it on your grid. Also jelly shoes.

Very in right now. That was in when I went away. Very in. Little. Yes. Also, remember those Steve, Matt, and platform shoes? Those are back. Those are bad. Those are very in.

So I think this is just me realizing that I'm officially old now. We're old. And it's because of TikTok that we can see it so much. Like normally, we're not fucking in middle school. Right. So we're in high schools. We don't know what they're doing.

This is disturbing. It's upsetting. Next thing, you know those like, like those DNA looking strands that you would make at camp? You would tie it up. They're going to do that next. You know what trend I'm not into? And who just wore one?

I want to say, oh no, Ariana Grande. And I think Brooklyn Beckham's fiance would turn name Nicole something. The big furry, it's like big furry bucket hats. Oh see I like those. They're very like Pamela Anderson. I feel like like wrap in the 90s. Yeah, that, you probably won't catch me in. Catch me outside of none of that. So there are some trends that I'm like, oh, this is like, it's too young for me. And it's like too trendy that like I'm too old to like think I can rock it. What I do think is kind of cute is those colorful rings.

Like, no, rings are colorful. And there's's but you can get the cheapest ones on Amazon. Oh my god You literally just type into Amazon acrylic rings. Yeah, and like so many more Come on for do you for like $10 and also a girl DM me? I don't know if I said this on the pod the other day But a girl DM me because rings never fit me that that you can get ring things that you put inside your ring, like any ring that'll fit your finger. So like, oh, when your fingers too skinny, it's just like, it's so small.

Oh my God, you make me wanna puke some ice. And from my sausage fingers out there, you just keep rocking your fat fingers. Wait, I'll probably turn into a deli owner. Yeah, you like, are my bodega guy. Um, I feel like you, you wrote a lot in the Giggly squad. I was, I felt like you've been put, you've been putting time into the list and I was like, I need to invest and show that I care about this podcast. It's not even that. It's just when things happen to me throughout the day and I'm like, Oh, I would typically like text Hannah or call Hannah.

And be like, do you feel like this? But instead of like reaching out, I write it in the note. And I'm like, I'll talk to that bitch as we get. I did send this to you because I could see you dating Pete Davidson. I just putting it out in the universe. I think aesthetically you guys look great. They were that Wimbledon with Phoebe. And his stylist is Britt Theodora, who I've may have worked with a tiny bit before, who's

incredible. Oh my God, I love these. He's just newest stylist. I know, I'm so silly. So I think that I love his style because he's not inspired by anyone, he's not copying anyone. He is the moment. Yeah.

Here's another thing. I am horrible with men's style. Like, if any guys like, can I wear this together? Should I wear it? I'm like, I don't fucking know. And I think it's because I don't care. You know, like I genuinely don't give a shit what you wear.

But I love when guys dress like guys. Like, I love that they don't aren't matching things and I think this look good. Like, I'll just look this on. They look like their mom bought it for them. I'm like, I can't see. And it's so simple to dress really well as a man. And it's, I don't know how some of them

fuck it up. He's wearing a camp necklace, like off-colored tan stuff and just different, but like has a much swag in the box. He's from New York. He's from Staten Island, let's be honest. Right, but there is like a New York swag of like a new different. Yeah, there is. Like I always, I will never forget my favorite housewife of all time is Heather Dubrow and I will never forget like one of her first episodes on OC.

She said I live in Orange County but I'll never lose my Northeast class. And I was just like, oh my god, we're so classy. But there is. There's a different style to New York than any other city. We're such New Yorkers. I'm like not to say the New York is the best. But the thing with New York is, if you're doing what everyone else is doing, it's less cool. I feel like if you grow up in a place where people have similar religion,

or similar views, and everyone looks the same, it's easy to stick out like a sore thumb when you try to be different. But in New York, we're like, it's kind of a melting pot and everyone's different. The hallways in my high school, like girls would wear straight up, like ballerina outfits and boots and like, just crazy shit. And it's like if you weren't being crazy

and weird, you were a loser. Like if you were wearing Patagonia, someone was like, yeah. Yeah, like Patagonian Uggs, just like what in fly? On the upper side. I do think like New York, I think, is the trendiest city. Like I think girls in New York aren't afraid to wear trends that aren't loved by the masses yet.

Like I've been, I've seen girls wear trends months before you're seeing it on Instagram. And it's just like how girls walking down the street I've seen girls wear trends months before you're seeing it on Instagram. And it's just like how girls walking down the street and so ho, like they just look sick. It's inspiring every day, but speaking of New Yorkers, I'm now enrichment on my comedy tour. And it's technically the south.

Yeah. I would say so. So, are so nice. Nice. Yeah. You know how New York you walk in and they go, hi, how are you? And you go, good, how are you? And they go, good, let me know if you need anything. And I go, thanks. And then we're both like, don't fucking talk to me. Yeah.

The South, I walked into the hotel. The girl was so excited. Yeah. No, I do. I am. Yeah. So excited. Just earn a human. Just a human. Just a human. To see a human. Yeah. And like, there earn a human there. Just set a human there. Just set a human there. Just set a human there. Just set a human there.

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endure and like, what's the craziest one? Because I know for my damn self that I have gotten into some wild Uber fights. I was once dating a guy. This is jail guy. We all love jail guy. We all know if he ever heard this and was like, do you fucking refer to me as jail guy? He would be absolutely best. He definitely knows you're talking about him

unless you've dated multiple guys who've been to jail. Well, that's the story for a different guy. One time we were in an Uber and we were on our way to the airport. I forget where we were going or what was happening. And as the amazing girlfriend that I am, I had gotten salads before so that we could like eat them in the Uber before we got to the airport. And we were stuck in like the dead of fucking traffic in the middle of Times Square. And there was this like tour bus or like school bus or sub I don't know. Some fucking bus that was just in the middle of the intersection.

And he was losing his mind, losing his mind. And I was like, dude, what are you going to do about it? Like we're in traffic. We're not going to miss our flight. Like fucking chill out. And he gets out of the car, gets out of the Uber to go yell at the guy driving the bus. And I hate things like that. Like I am mortified in three seconds if you cause a scene because it's just not in my nature

to like in public be fighting. No. I apologize profusely to the Uber driver. You got my fucking ratings down the two. No, he got back in the car and I was just like, so fucking mad, but I wouldn't speak to him because I knew it was gonna be a huge fight. And even though I'm never seeing this Uber driver again, like I hate being embarrassed. Yeah.

And it was just, I mean, we got to fight all the time in the fridge. You can't logically be like, was that necessary? Like, he'll just keep losing it. So then you have to just be like in protection mode of like your own shit. Move the bus. What are you gonna do?

Pick up the bus, bro. Move the bus. You played the cross. Move the bus. Oh my God, the show is so good. Yeah, tie pennington. With tie. Yeah, tie penning with Thai yeah Thai penning. Oh my god Him and Guy Fieri have like the two best haircuts and best out of Tuzon TV

Okay, first of all do you know that Guy Fieri is fucking loaded? He has like you know what? What he is like an 80 million dollar deal or something? I don't know something crazy. I made that number made that number up. There was a comic named Shane Torres, who was so funny. And he has like a 10 minute bit about how like everyone shits on Guy Fieri because he like has, you know, wears sunglasses behind his head. And he has like flames on his shirt.

I think he's authentically himself. And he was like, do you know that guy? His whole business is going to small businesses and Promoting them and he is like the most charities. Yeah, and like he just goes on about what an incredible guy He just sit on him because he has a loud laugh and he just eats here's a fun fact. I don't think you're gonna see this coming If my mom got one whole pass It's guy Fieri. She is in love with him.

She loves him. She loves his personality. She loves everything about him. She watches Diner. What is it? Diner drives and dives. Dives. Every single night, she watches it with my dad

and she'll just be like, I just love him. I just love his personality. I think he's so funny. Like she gets giddy. And I'm like, mom, he has frosted tips. And she goes, I don't care. He's so positive. He's so, he's great.

I think the joke that Shane Torres does was like Anthony Bourdain, Reston Peece. He was like, everyone treats him like he's so cool and amazing. But it's like, who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with? Oh my god. Guy. But... I don't know what.

When he eats things, you want to eat them because like his sounds, he's just like, mmm yeah, that's good. Like I'm just like, oh my god he needs to taste it. He's just a ball of fucking beautiful energy. What? Or a do you think, Guy Fieri is? Oh my god, is that our new thing? He's red.

He's what I read the highest as my dearest. So I actually, also I am gonna be Guy Fieri for Halloween one year. It's gonna be, you have to. You just decided it. You just decided it. I just decided it. So I spoke with...

Mystic... What's her name? Mystic Mikaela. Mystic Mikaela. Sorry, I was searching for Mikaela. Mystic Mikaela. And I got a lot of messages saying, Hannah, we think you're orange too.

Turns out, I'm not orange. What are you? Turns out, I'm blue to go. Which means you're blue and purple mixed? I'm a indigo blue mashup. She said I'm much more complex than like a pink. No, I'm just kidding. I'm yours so much better than pink and purple, but. She basically said I'm a major empath energy you feel others feelings the same as your

own which is funny because I feel like on TikTok I need to make fun of where I've seen people make fun of people who are like I'm an empath and you're like like anyone who says they're an empath shut the fuck up yeah but I am an empath and she said it's really intense most people with this ability can't cannot deal with people but you use to see others try to make them validated and try to make them laugh and relate to you. I feel like it's your, um, I, she said also like your purples, your spotlight, you like to be in the spotlight. But she goes, if anything's off with someone or you feel inauthenticity, you will snap.

And even if there aren't any actual facts, you go with your gut. It's got some trouble a time or two. She goes, you're interesting because stupid people think they have a handle on you, but they don't. Inauthentic people can be a trigger like a like swimming in a poser soup to you and she said, does she went for my mom. Yeah. She said, your fiance is green and blue and he's so sweet and chill and normal and you need authentic people in your life. I don't know if he's chill or normal, but I get what she means. Yeah. I mean, like like he's chill.

Dude, so Mystic Michaela, she's amazing, but basically, she says, um, I love bad bitches. That's my fucking problem and I hate fake bitches. That's my fucking problem. Wow. I love that for you. Mine was like, do you like Disney princesses? Yes, cool, you're a pink aura. I was remembering, I was like, what did Paige say about the pink aura? I go, no, all she cared about was that she was pink and then she moved on.

It was like, people think that I am superficial because I have a love of like pretty things. But like, I just see the beauty in a lot of things, which is probably why I love fashion and make up and stuff like that. I just like pretty stuff. And it can be taken as superficial, but really I'm very kind. And... No, but I don't think you like these.

You're not superficial because you like looks for less, obviously. I think it's more like sometimes liking pretty things because it's associated with feminine. Yeah, and like creative or silly. Yeah. But it's not. That's just society saying that pretty things are feminine and femininity is not important. Yeah. Where what would you do without beautiful things? Where would the world be? Die. I don't know. We don't just be worms. Oh wait, I do have one funny thing that I just thought of

and I don't under forget it. I had a girl DM me earlier and it just like made me laugh because like sometimes I forget people listen to the podcast. No, I really forgot. You know like a genuinely forget like because we just talk to each other so naturally. And she goes, hey, I just want to let you know that I'm also an aspire of hating men. And I said, welcome, happy to have you. And it just was so funny. And I think also when I see people connecting to things that we say on the podcast, it's so validating to be seen. Like everyone that was like, yo, summer is fucking annoying and there's so much pressure and it's tough out here.

I just loved it. And so we also didn't add, besides all the pressure of summer, you're also sweating. Yeah, no one talks about it. No one talks about it. No one talks about it. Also people are reaching out about the vodka apple My god, I can't believe I forgot to tell you this So I got a spray tan last week and my spray tan girl

My spray tan girl. She's amazing glow-to-go her name's Natalie My spare time girl, she's amazing, glow to go. Her name's Natalie. I'm Natalia. Yes. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. She's the best and she walked in and she goes, oh my god, I have to tell you something or I have to give you something and I was like,

what is it? Her husband is Polish. She got the vodka for me that Jordan was talking about. And she goes, yes, this is like such a thing with Applejuice and I had to give it to you so that you guys could try it. So the next time you're over, we have to try. I haven't opened it. I'm waiting for you.

I'm so excited for this. I'm so excited. If I find an alcohol, I like our friendships over because then we're both just gonna pop off. Yeah, and then the world will just blow up. You finish all my, like madlibs on podcasts. Yeah, the podcast is one thing madlib.

Oh my god, gird your fucking lines. Oh, lastly with fashion. Yeah. Since we're really organized right now, I just wrote down netted bags. Okay. People are basically like putting nets over bags and charging like $700.

Where did you see that? They just took like a basketball net and like put it over a bag. But it's like a purse. So it purses with bags and nets are in. I haven't seen a lot of them, but I think for the beach kill. It was in like a magazine. I didn't I wish I didn't read Magazine's are so funny right now because I'll open up a magazine and they have tweets on them That is interesting. I'm in social media. Wait wait. I'll do it on my phone That's so weird because they want to be like relevant because I was thinking about magazines yesterday Oh my god I was like wow the man this is so weird. So

fucking weird because my my designer for my apartment my friend Hollis she got me this really cool magazine holder that like you put on the ground and it's like a decorative thing and it's very madmen and I just like love it. And I was like but I'm not gonna put like today's magazines in them because like, what's in them and who's reading them and like, whatever, I mean, I love Vogue, I've always had a Vogue subscription. So I went on Etsy and I found a bunch of like,

vintage Vogue magazines from like the 60s and the 70s. So I got, I think I ended up getting seven of them and I got Cosmopolitan and from the 90s and the 80s. And I was just like, wait, that's sick to have in there. Because it's not like I'm gonna get it. But actually, if you were to read it, that would be so cool. I don't know about you, but do you remember Cosmopolitan when you were 13?

And it was like taboo. Oh my god, and I was like the sex one. Because you were like the sex one. And I remember I'd be sitting next to a man in the airport and I'd see blow job tips and I'd be secretly okay. Yeah. I remember that. That was like, yeah, magazines were such a thing.

I used to rip out pages and v vogue and like keep them in my room To like outfits. I want to read how I was 1117. I love them to death But they fucked our shit up like literally the whole perspective is like yeah How to give a blowjob so you fall in love with you how to flirt to get his attention? Yeah, how to change your body So he likes you like all that shit and that's why we go back to the Bible Ask yourself not if he likes you, but if you like him. Remember 17 magazine Yeah, I fucking love 17. I used to fucking love 17 17 magazine. I want to be like I felt like I might be like a journalist like I mean we're basically 17 magazine before yeah

We are girls who giggle too much. We really are. All I remember about 17 magazine was like, Mandy Moore was always on the fucking cover. I feel like every time I got it, I was like, fucking Mandy Moore again. I just did a TikTok where I was like, if she doesn't remember when Mandy Moore was a singer,

she's too young for you, bro. So valid, So valid. So valid. Because she didn't do a walk to remember until way, she was brunette. Like, she used to be a blonde. Well, Mandy, also you guys, we're not high. These are just how our conversations go.

Bucke of the Buckeye. We have very high thoughts, though. Very, very nice. Oh my god. And? Like, OK, we're not good. And? Like, okay, we don't say it right now. We're gonna forget it. We're in true rugganox.

No, I, I people like, kind of stop interrupting. If I don't say it, I'm never gonna say it again. Wait, remember Mandy Moore when she was in Princess Diaries and it was like, Lanna, Anna, Fontana. I fucking love them. I do, but Mandy Moore, no one really fucked with her. in Princess Diaries and it was like Lana, Ana, Fontana. I fucking love them. I do, but Mandy Moore, no one really fucked with her. It was like, Britney Spears, maybe Pink,

and Chrissy Naguilera, and Jessica Simpson, and like Mandy Moore was there. Like she was hanging, but no one was like, she didn't have the voice, but fun, sad facts about Mandy Moore is, you know, she disappeared for a while and then came back on this disaster and is crushing and doing amazing. During those years, she was in like a pretty abusive relationship and she didn't feel worthy of creating her own stuff.

So for anyone out there who's light is being dimmed by a partner, kick him in the balls if it's a girl, kick her in the clip and get out. It's crazy. Like, and I'm not just saying this because you know I love an eye hate mentor. It's crazy though, how like a man can ruin your fucking life. Like, she obviously has such star quality. She's been famous since she's what 15 years old.

And I think she's way, I mean, she's obviously way more famous now than she's ever been. And her career is absolutely crushing it. And it's just insane that like one person. To her prime years. Yeah. Ideally in an actress's life, late 20s, she was not in a good place emotionally. And it's fucking wild. How the second she dropped him She found her shit again and she was alive But I do think for all the girls out there who you feel bad if this has happened to you or it hasn't happened to you yet Having a dude ruin your life temporarily is very

Blessing it real. I'm telling you to bless thing because you don't you know how people say girls in their 30s don't waste their time with you anymore? It's because they've dealt with the bullshit. So you'll get to a point where the red flags actually start to be bright enough for you to see them. And then next thing you know, you have more respect for yourself than anything else. And if a dude just like lifts you up a little or like he really is just like the candy

after a nice day of sustenance. Yeah, no, it's so true. Like I don't know. Yeah, I don't know where you were going with that. So I just kind of jumped in. I love how you went. Yeah, yeah. No, for sure, because I'm a supportive ass friend.

So men are basically assistants. I don't think I've ever said this. I've know that I've never said this on the pod. But I was in a very abusive relationship in my early, early 20s, like 19 and 20. So you're a fucking kid. I mean, I'm right out of high school. And I used to be so embarrassed by it.

And like never talked about it, never told them, like my friends didn't know details of it. Like it really fucked me up though mentally. And I don't regret it now. Like I think really do think everything happens for a reason. And if I had never gone through that, I would have never appreciated my next boyfriend, or even my boyfriend after that,

or even realized that some women get in these relationships and it's so much harder to get out. Or it's luckily I was not so deep in it and I was so young that I had a family, and you know, but it definitely shapes you as a person and I don't regret going through it. When I was in it, I hated it, obviously, and right after it, I was like,

this isn't embarrassing, that I like let this happen to me. But now I think of it as like, fuck yeah. Like you, you're so much better for it and like got through it. And you're so strong for like surviving that at such a young age. Yeah. When like that's when you're first discovering what love is. But again, like I don't want to blame anyone. Right. It is partially Disney's fault. I talk about this all the time, but like Disney makes you think that you have to be attracted to these like narcissistic princes all the time. Like they're also douchey. And I think that once you

learn that relationships are not about finding the hottest guy or the richest guy, the most famous guy, it's about finding the perfect guy that fits you. Yeah, because you can't just put a random hot dude next to you and assume that brings you happiness. You need to find someone that fucking understands your soul. Yeah, it's hard, but like, it's hard. Being in the relationship with the wrong hot guy is a nightmare. Wasn't even that hot.

That does happen. That does happen. And I was like, what the fuck is going on here? But, no, it made me look at relationships very differently like after that and moving forward. I mean, I still like- Oh, so. Just being aware that like manipulation is a thing

and that, you know, relationships end for different reasons and it's not always your fault. It was really the first boyfriend I had had that like, didn't compliment me all the time and wasn't obsessed with me. And so it was a new feeling that would be like, oh, why are you wearing that? Or you don't look good in that.

I had never had anyone ever say that to me. So I was just like, wait, really? And it's so textbook, because obviously I went to therapy after that. And I didn't realize just like how textbook- like abusive relationships are. Like they're all the fucking same. Like it starts out very loving and like this guy's amazing. We have the best time ever.

And then slowly it's like a shift that you can't really even pick up on. And then by six months, they're insulting the shit out of you, and you hate yourself, and then you get to a physically abusive situation, and then it's just like, wait, how did I get here? And it's just like a such manipulation 101. And with manipulation, at some point, you feel like you deserve it. Like you're like, yeah, I was being stupid. Yeah, yeah, I was too emotional. Yeah, I was too emotional. And that's when it's like, you have to really find that person that makes you feel safe

in your own skin. Yeah. It's crazy. What's the point of a dude if you can't make you feel safe? That's what the only thing men are good for is protecting you physically. And it's like a, I look for now like a team feeling. Like if you're not my biggest fan, then what the fuck are we doing? Because I know that I'm yours. I feel like from like your breakup with Perry, till now, I feel like you're seeing things like real clear. Yeah, you wanna know the other thing that I've been like looking at relationships that I never really thought about.

I mean, I thought about it, but it wasn't like in the forefront is just like having kids. And like, okay, say I get divorced in 10 years to this guy. Who cares, fuck this guy. But like, is he gonna fuck my kids up because of it? And like, now I don't even give a shit about me because I'm grown, I know what my issues are, but like, I'm gonna give my children,

I'm inevitably give your children issues, whether you mean two or not, it's just like how it happens. But like, can I control the certain issues that I give them? And you are a main part of it. So I don't care if our marriage lasts for a long time. I mean a lot of relationships, once they have kids, it doesn't work out because they don't agree

on their parenting. I talk like I know this, but I don't really know. But I've heard stories of their parenting styles are different. And it's like, they don't like how. I think it makes sense. Because a lot of people think having kids will like bond you or save you but it's like if you're really not connecting as just one on one how are you gonna connect taking care of something that's yours. And I also just know that I'm going to be the very controlling parent. Like I just

don't think, like yeah, I want my husband's input, but I feel like, okay, I'm here. Are you gonna be like, strict like your mom in terms of going out and stuff? No. I don't think so, but I do think I am going to be like such a warrior and I do think that I actually

I'm going to be very strict. I already know that I'm gonna be the mean parent and they're gonna be like, what the fuck mom? Wait, I love that for you because I'm one everyone to like me. So I might kid, I'll be like, I'm the cool parent. Yeah, no, I already know. Like, you're welcome future husband. You're going to be the favorite parent.

And like, I'm doing that for you, actually. That's so funny because I hate playing bad cop. Actually, and that's one thing I do fucking love about you. Paige and I have been in certain public situations where someone has been inappropriate across the line towards us, and I will freeze, and Paige will be the adult, and be like, that was inappropriate or something. Do you ever look like I was like yelling at. Like, do you want to be like guy?

I know. I know. What was he saying? And I was like, what was he saying? And I was like, what was he saying? And I was like, what was he saying? And I was like, what was he saying? And I was like, what was he saying?

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so some shame it was taking it on us. And I was so scared. I don't even remember what I said. You just get, you were just like, you're talking to the wrong girls right now. And you did not give it. It was like so cool. See, when you get angry, I feel like you make sense.

When I get angry, I don't know what I'm saying. I'm just emotional. I feel like I remember telling him he was inappropriate. That is usually my go to when I fight with someone. I was like, you got the wrong girl. You're a Melissa Gorgo. like, you got the wrong girl. You're an Alyssa Gorgo. You're messing with the wrong girl. Yeah, you got me fucked up if you think

you're gonna yell at me. Yeah. Yep, yep. So, my God, I love it. I'd random, deep moments. You also wrote Chuggy, Chuggy. Chuggy. Chuggy.

Are we talking about it? Cause I don't really like, do we? Everyone! Everyone's talking about it though. Are we? Choo-gi. Is that what you're gonna ask? Because that's the hard-hitting question of the day. Yeah, are we? Um, I've been wearing my hair in a middle part since day one. I have currently have a side part. You currently have a comb upper? That's because I just got out of the shower and I please don't judge me. We both have middle parts. What else is Chuggi? Chuggi. If you can't say it right then we definitely are. I say it like a lugi. I thought it was like something you like

cock under the ground. Because I've just been seeing a lot of girls our age talking about how they think that they're Chugay. And I was like, wait, I'm their age. Am I Chugay? This brings me, so Elena are ahead of social media. She started her in Chugay. She was shitting on my TikToks and she will laugh at me and like she sent me a live-year red Dugu and I was like this is paramour and she was like oh yeah I heard someone say that and I was like

She basically like I realized that I wasn't cool. Yeah, no, we're not I almost Considered the other day. I was like if I send you clips will you edit my TikTok? Yeah, I mean honestly, I think I'm gonna do it So we're gonna have her on. Okay. Ask us Gen Z questions to see how chugie we are. Chugie. Chugie.

Which I think is a really cute dog name. Chugie. Come here, Chugie. Yeah. I feel like Chugie is like very basic millennial shit. Someone, this actually really hurt. I tweeted something. I've been tweeting for five years now.

And someone just wrote, this is the most millennial shit ever. And it's like saying this is the most like girl shit ever or like this is the most. It's like, yeah, I'm a millennial. Like, what should I be? What should I be? The internet.

We walked so you could run on your goddamn TikTok. Like, you guys would still be eating Thai pods. It wasn't for us. You fucking crazy people. I'm up to here. And also she's probably like 60, the woman who said that. But no, I'm having trouble, I'm having trouble with the Gen Z. So we're gonna need, I'm having trouble too.

Our Gen Z, every company needs a Gen Z to guide them, but I just, I don't want to be hated for being myself. I'm also a little jealous of them. Yeah, we all are. I saw like 14 year old girl walking by and I was like, she would have just like, bullied the shit out of me when I was a year old. But to my guy friends were talking about

like some Instagram girl, whatever, and they were like, her body is so good. And I was here. But should my guy friends were talking about like some Instagram girl would ever and they were like her body is so good. And I was like, she's 23, she's brand new, her body, she's good. She hasn't gone through clinical depression yet. No, it's like when they're 18. And it's like they haven't, like they do have no extra fat on their body,

they're just shitting all the time. It's like wait till she gets the college 15. I was like she doesn't even get hangovers yet. But that's the thing. I went to that sweet 16. The makeup is so good. Yeah. Because I don't think there's any other generation that had so many visuals. No one's going through an aquaface. When we were 13 Facebook was like just starting. I just learned how to do eyeliner on the bottom and thought I was a professional makeup artist. Did I tell you how the first time I did eyeliner, I was so nervous that I took a pencil and I drew it,

my own eyes on, it's on paper, and then tried to draw it dark to see what it would look like. I hate you. What the fuck? I thought I was like an artist. No one knows that. I've never shown anyone that. And then when I did wear it, I wore strictly navy or blue eyeliner. Wow, me too.

I- what was with navy blue eyeliner. Wow, me too. What was with navy blue eyeliner? I don't know, it was like a no, not the top, no. The bottom. I didn't even know eyeliner on the top was a thing till I was like in college. And I was like, yeah, I'm not doing that. I just started doing eyeliner on the top.

I went to PolyPrap for two years. And in the locker room, there were just two big mirrors. And all the like hot girls would be putting their makeup on in the morning and they would get like the front of the mirror and then girls who were like a little less hot were like behind them trying to do their makeup and I was just scared. Yeah I'm gonna high school sound scary. That was some scary shit but once then my brother joined the school and one day I walked in and there were like three girls crying and I overheard it was all because of my brother and I was like, I knew it.

No, transfer me immediately. Wait, what were we just talking about before we got onto your weird eyeliner tutorial that you gave yourself? Should you? I love the sec. Yeah, no, but the point is, I'm not giving it air. Like I'm not giving it light. is, is like, I'm not giving it air. Like, I'm not giving it light. What do you say?

I'm not giving it light. I'm giving it light. Because I'm not making it a thing that we suck, because we're not Gen Z's. Like, why are we pitting millennials and Gen Z's against each other when we're actually the most similar generations? And again, we helped put a child block on tie pots.

Seriously. We had to make new rules because of your kids. I don't know if they're young. They were the, I'm saying they're the young, but also I feel like they spread rumors about us. Also, wait, let's just point this out too. They're style right now. They're just copying us. We already did it.

Butterfly. I hate to say that. I hate to say that. But like, say it. I hate to say it. But like Olivia Rodrigo, love you girl. You're amazing. You're amazing. We did it. We are sampling Paramore.

It's not a new thing, a new sound that like all the Gen Zs are freaking out about and I'm like, I think you're in love or though. I love her. She's amazing, but like, let's not hate on the millennials that inspired it. That's not. No, that's not. on the millennials that inspired it. That's not. No, that's not.

Where is Paramore? And I wonder if they've said anything about it. Where's Avril Lavigne and is it true that she's dead and someone is her twin or something, just pretend? I don't think so, but if there's ever a rumor about me, I would like that to be one of them. You know, Paige is a twin. Paige has the whole time you've had a twin, you just like,

when you sit somewhere else other one sleeping and then you rotate. Um, Shelley. Wait, can we talk about what we're watching? Because I have so many thoughts. Yes, you have some really hot takes. I have really hot takes. Okay, so I watch sex life and everyone was binging it and was like, oh my god, I finished it and I loved it and blah blah blah. And I couldn't get through the first four episodes because I would put it on and then I'd be on my phone and I'd have to rewind and then I'd fall asleep and it was just like one of those yeah, it was one of those shows

that I was just like, God, I gotta just sit down and watch it and get into a groove. Okay, here's my first take. One, I think she's stunning and it really terrifies me that like, it's so relatable. Have you watched any of it yet? No. I can't wait for you, too. It's basically this woman who is married, has kids, has the perfect life, but like, it's not enough. So she starts thinking about her ex-boyfriend.

How is that relatable to you? I just relate to it. She's like, she's living in a house with children, paying the mortgage, you know, living the nine to five. Bitch, that's the least relatable thing I've ever heard. You're literally a single in your own apartment in New York City. What are you fucking talking about?

She's like the kids are crazy. You know, you're not having sex with your husband anymore. What are you talking about? Okay, relatable is the wrong word. I fear like my biggest fear is that. Like you could see it. It can happen anyone that like you marry the most amazing guy and you have this perfect life. And then one day you're just like,

yo, I fucking hate this. And I used to be so fun. And what happened to that person? And is this normal? Am I supposed to, whatever. So it's very relatable in that sense. And I think a lot of women get, and guys, that's a very scary thing.

The guy, the ex-boyfriend, the guy that plays her ex-boyfriend where that she had this crazy passionate sex with, I do not think is hot. I do not wanna sleep with him. I don't think that he's sexy. I think that her husband is 10 times fucking hotter than him. Now, that fucks with the storyline.

Yeah, like I don't, but like her husband is that very like financier looking guy that looks good in a suit. And the boyfriend is like that grungy, lowery side leather jacket like badass. So I get it, but I just don't think I think that he could have been hotter. It sounds like a little too serratipical, like oh oh, the guy in the leather jacket, like Justin Bobby type. Yes, that's exactly what it is.

Like, no one actually wants to fuck Justin Bobby. I think it's also because he's blonde and like, highlights blonde. And he isn't Australian accent though, that is hot. I do like an Australian accent. Okay, here's the other thing. She cries a lot in the show, like a lot. Like, she's always tearing up.

Like, I'm like, okay. Do you want this role? Can you cry for no reason at all time? She's also, I didn't I apply for this role. Yeah. Okay, did you ever watch shameless? Yes, I love shameless. You're gonna die when I tell you this. Okay, you know, watch shameless? Yes, I love shameless. You're gonna die when I tell you this.

Okay, you know, Kev, Kevin Vee. Yeah. Okay, so Kev, in real life, I don't know what his real name is, but anyway, look, we're gonna call him Kev. Kev was married to the main character of sex life. Okay, they were married for like, mm, I wanna see like 12 years, they have three kids together. They got divorced in 2021.

She is now dating her co-star, who plays her ex-boyfriend. Their Instagram captions are fucking wild. She just got divorced. Oh my god, I actually heard of this. So the insuring captions are like, oh baby, I love these things. I can't believe we were meant to be,

we were meant to, we're my soul mate, we were meant to meet, like how can two people from opposite ends of the world like have so much in common? No, it's kind of cringe. It's so, and I, you guys, I'm not saying it's disgusting to be in love. It's disgusting to feel something and then feel the need to

For everyone to know and I know maybe they want like the show to be popular So it's a little PR stunty, but like I'll see you just a force. I don't know if they got divorced That's cheating him. That's not That's some chuggy shit. You know what? I think we just say things that are chuggy when like, it's so not what it means. Yeah, we have to take ownership of the word. Like, slug.

Like, the fact that my lacroy is out, I feel like it's chuggy. Like, you know, fuck that lacroy. Okay, but here's what I want to say. Before people like get mad at us, I don't know if they broke up because she met him. I don't know if they broke up because she met him. I don't know if they were separated before. But like regardless of the timeline,

they were legally divorced in 2021 and she's already posting her new boyfriend. I just think you're jenkcing yourself. I don't think there's so many different reasons why you should not post Instagram captions about how in love you are. I love the way you just said captions. Captions. I literally just turned into you just said captions. Captions.

I literally just turned into a Wisconsin Badger. Captions. Go Packers, don't post Instagram captions. Yeah, what the, what is that called? Who's over my body? I don't know. But I love that accent. I think it's fucking hilarious.

I do think that something fishy is going on. And just like we said before, the longer Instagram caption, the shorter the relationship is going to be. We hate it. We hate it. We hate it. I mean, the most I'll do is like,

Travis will those say like ridiculous stuff, but it's short at least. It's short. They're short and sweet. It depends my bad. Yeah. Yeah. They're short and sweet. It's written by butt. Yeah. Oh, that's what I wanted to say. You just reminded me of it. A perfect example of like a young girl. Yeah. Travis's daughter Alabama.

I did not know that she was 15. Yep. Have you seen her? Have you seen her TikToks? Yep. She looks like she was 15. Yep. Have you seen her? Have you seen her TikToks? Yep, she looks like she's 27. I, if I was her mom, I would lock that girl up in her room. She literally has longer nails than me. Yeah. And she does these TikTok dances, but they're like,

sex very much. There is that. Whoa. And like it's untaught her in her room. She's still gonna like it's uncomfortable. You talk her about her room, she's still gonna do the t- No, I would take her, like her phone should be taken away. The amount of time that's in my phone,

you don't take it away. You want women to impress, impress their sexuality. You want them to embrace their sexuality. Not a 15, I don't. Not a 15, I don't. I want you to be like working on your personality and sports and school,

not like your fuck me eyes. Yeah, I'm gonna be such a strict mom. But it's not her fault, it's society's fault of these TikTok videos, you can see so much at such a young age, like, yeah. That is so true, like, like, we'd have to be on Cosmopolitan to see how she girl did her smoky eye. Yeah.

But that's how you learned it, and you wouldn't really try it because you'd lose the magazine. Right. And you're like, I can't follow this fucking picture. Get out of here. Like, you only shopped. Also, here's another thing with like clothes in the way girls dress now.

You shopped at what you had at the mall. You had Arrow Pustel, and you had Abacrombie. And if your mom was in a good mood, you were in Abacrombie. And if not, you got fucking gap. Like, you know, that's just how it went. If you behave that day, it's interesting. But I do know that there's Gen Z listeners. I do know that there's boomer listeners. And we're trying to bring people together here, okay? We giggle together. Yeah hashtag giggle together side note. I was talking to someone on Instagram Who posted a photo of Ben Affleck and J. Low. Yeah, and they just wrote they were like, why does this do nothing for me?

And I'm like cuz I feel an authenticity and I am an and I'm a qualified to comment on this as an injibble. What is it? Indigo? I think it's I just stirred blue to go. As a blue to go. This shit is authentic. I'm like, I feel like no one cares. No one cares. We got enough shit going on, you know No, I also part of us is like Aren't you sad Jen? Like you can be sad for a bit You don't have to like show off that like you're doing amazing all the time like Jen

You are the hardest worker out there. I think I said last week. Sometimes just have to feel your feelings I mean that's yeah, she jumped into that so quick. I think we would care more if we didn't have Krabbys, and if we didn't have Megan and MGK. It's so funny because Megan Fox and MGK were both around for a long time and no one cared until they came together, and now we can't get enough of them. I didn't even know MGK was a person. Like a rapper but I guess how he is a rock star.

I have like listened to his songs but I just didn't know who he was or what he looks like or anything about him. Do you think she calls him machine gun? What is this real name Kelly? It's probably like- I'm looking in a- It's oh it's Todd. It's MGK real name. It's, oh, it's Todd. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it on that shred some narco. Son It's exactly what Colson played the cross in his dad's a lawyer. We fucking got it. Thank you

You know, it's crazy too that like the type of guy That's hot Like member when Jersey Shore was on when we were in high-five I think it came out when I was a senior in high school. You like straight up. We're like Ronnie's hot when we were in high school. I think it came out when I was a senior in high school. You were like straight up, we're like Ronnie's hot. We people loved that look. Like if you had an earring in high school,

I would date you. Like you couldn't, you could not tell me anything. I would be texting you. And like now you have to look like you're half dead and emaciated. Like skinny boy swag. But do you remember also, we thought, you you know the guys in in sync and like the tips were so hot? Yeah, and then we thought do you remember like Justin Bieber having a full bang a

Bang a full bang and girls are going nuts. He couldn't even see the poor kid Justin Bieber really started the curtain bang trend the poor kid Justin Bieber really started the curtain bang trend and he should be a credited with that. And then now the Gen Z boys, I just want to give him a haircut because it's all about like the grown out quarantine and they just have like a mop on the top of their head and then I have like very grungy. Everyone's just like Kurt Cobain but they don't know who Kurt Cobain is. No they have no idea. I don't really even know. Oh.

He wasn't really like your style. No, but it's like, it's also like the guys that girls think are hot now, we're like famous on TikTok. Like they're TikTok guys. Like the guy that does, I don't even know his name. The guy that does the podcast with Dave Portnoy. Yeah. What's his name? He does BFFs.

I think he's so hot. Oh, yeah. And I'm like, oh my god, he's 22. 14. What would you talk about? Any movie from the 2000s? Any chick flick, any romcom, all the girls lips are normal. Like all the hot girls have normal lips.

Yeah. And you just see how like altered our shit is right now. But like I hate to say it, it's Kylie's fault. Yeah. Do you remember in the reunion when Andy's like, are you guys like changing society's depiction of what beauty should be in an authentic way? And it was like crazy.

We don't talk about that. For how much we love the Kardashians and we think, oh wow, it's downpouring in New York right now. Mm-hmm. For how much we love the Kardashians and like, we think they are very powerful women. Like, obviously, they have set a beauty standard. Amy Schumer got a lot of hate

but she set on an SNL monologue. She was like, these women use their natural faces as a recommendation to like how they really look, something along those lines. Like, well, it is not. It's not okay. I can't wait to see. This is gonna sound me like like

Yes, yes, I'm sorry some of these kids are coming out wonky But here's the other thing I always think that Kim I think Kim was gorgeous before I think she was like a natural beauty Yes, I I loved like season one. She I think Kim was gorgeous before. I think she was like a natural beauty. I loved, like season one, I think she was stunning. The thing is, I think they're all naturally beautiful and that's a sad thing. Bleh. Even Kendall, even Kendall look like, at the reunion look like she had some stuff done

and I was just like, damn. Kendall had a ton of stuff done. You know, Kendall's had a ton of stuff done. And I just think that whenever you're scrolling and you start feeling bad about yourself and also Final month of health moment. We just remember that Hannah drew eyeliner on a piece of paper to see what she would look like with it. If you ever feel bad, just remember that and you will laugh. Girls are out here at 14 getting syringes in their lips. And this bitch was To put a stick figure and put some eyeliner on to see how I would look like what's the outcome? Or you like yep, I'm gonna look great doing it

I think I look and I was like it's time to become a woman I'm I'm just so weird, but I want to wrap this up by saying yeah We forget I'm just so weird, but I want to wrap this up by saying, yeah, we forget, cause we're addicts, but let's all just remember that social media is bad for you. Like it's been proven, yeah. So like whenever you're having a bad day and you feel guilty, it's like, we're addicted to social media and it's not, no, like can we make money off it?

Sometimes, yes, can we? Social media can change my mood in a fucking second. Do you wait to page night? I have so many fun random laughs in the day that are like add to my day yes. Can you hurt your own feelings so fucking easily? I literally do it all the time. I hurt my own feelings every single day.

Imagine people in the past lived their lives without ever knowing what other people were doing. I mean, yeah, we did. All we, like, what we had in high school was like, you were to wait till Monday to see someone's fucking Facebook album. Yes. And you were like, damn.

They're in your party. Oh, god. But you were like, whatever, it's all, like it's done. Like when you're seeing people real time, you're like, damn, they're in your party. Oh god. But you were like, whatever it's all, like it's done. Like when you're seeing people real time, you're like, oh man. Why aren't I in France? It's like crazy. So for anyone who's calling us Chugi,

we remember what it's like when we just chewed, lived our own life. I don't fuck, I'm not, I'm not respecting that word. Yeah, fuck yeah. I'm not respecting that word. And I just, all of the need to remember that. And that's why I like podcasts because we're always about what you see about us online

or whatever. It's like, this is some raw, raw shit than normal. Hey, Gray. Do you have any front-page news you wanna run by? Gwen Stefani got married. Yes, we love that. We love that.

We love that. Two strong that. We love that. Two strong personalities. We love that. I love when people find love after being fucked over. Yeah. Wait. Was she fucked up? Oh, Gavin cheated on her.

Oh my God. Yeah, with the nanny. Not that like you can prevent your husband from cheating with the nanny, but like. What? On what God's green earth would I ever hire a hot nanny? I think it's deep down you're like, you're like testing him, you're like, I dare you. You're like, how much do you actually love me? Like, they're doing it like in a self-sabotaging way, not that men just can't control it and you know, but also Paige, don't you want a little more trust in your husband that God forbid you put a decent looking

woman in your house? Like, he has to fuck her. Don't you want to have a little more, like, belief in him? Yeah, but I don't trust him. I know now. You don't know who he is yet, but you don't trust his ass. I would love to trust him, but I know that I'm having a 70 year old Mary Poppins ass bitch in my home

Okay, and that's just what's happening. Don't knock older women. They know what they're doing. They give a mean blowjob Dude imagine I do have to I mean there's also the nanny's don't have thunder the nannies don't have to be like traditionally good looking like It's not it's not about hooking up with someone hot It's about like it's a mental thing of cheating that they want to do whatever then I'm hiring like a gay guy Not that could that could open a whole other can of worms That you shattered into a million other pieces that I'm not gonna pick up

My husband's already got me pissed off. I have one question for you. Yeah. Thinking of Blake and Glen. Glen. Once an ex. Once an ex-boyfriend told me that you can't have two headshots in a relationship.

What does that mean? Like you can't have two people who like the spotlight or who are like in the entertainment business. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. I think, oh, because you're saying like one may get jealous of the other. Maybe. There's like a bunch of reasons. But it's like, you know how there was like Dr. Dre and his wife who was basically like, he's the balloon and I'm the rock and I hold him down while he, and I remember actually that was when I realized I have to get out of my relationship that I was in because I was

like, I'm not a fucking rock. I'm nobody's fucking rock. I am a balloon bitch. And I realized like he was trying to groom me to just be like the girl that like waits for him everywhere and doesn't do my own stuff. I don't believe that though, because I think having that in common with someone like,

okay, like look at Blake Lively and... They get each other. Yeah, they get each other because they both do the same thing. So you can like talk to that person on a level that like if he if Ryan Reynolds was an accountant and like held her down Yeah, he would have no idea what she was talking about when she got home I think it takes certain types of people you need to be with people who are very confident in themselves Who are not like comparing and who could be like teammates? But yeah, like doesn't I both being stand-ups?

We have this instead of dinner dates, we do brunch dates. So like, he wakes up at 7, I wake up at 10. We go out to brunch, we have our like, we're a little romantic moment, we take a nap, we do our podcasts, and then at like 6.30 we go out, and we do our separate gigs, come home by 10. It's like every day. It's weird though. And then occasionally he'll be like,

hey, I have an hour, do you want to come hang? And I'll go to his club. Now, if you were dating some fucking finance guy, he would be like, are we going to dinner at nine o'clock? It would just be a different lot of comics. That's why a lot of comics have so much trouble dating because their night is Yeah, they have different sketch and a lot of the person like being dragged around like watching your gigs and stuff It could be kind of annoying

So it works conveniently But I do think if does was like my age and we both were like on the come up it would be harder Hey, Gray. Okay. Well, this is a combo that we can Are you agree? Well this is a combo that we can get into. Another time. We have never once been finished a thought that yeah. Been in a relationship at the same time. Now you're just saying random terms.

Because I think about that a lot. Okay, there's also a girl. Okay, my, oh my god. My building faces another building, and there's literally just, we're just staring at each other. This is what happens when you're seeing that I'm podcasting. You know, now another girl has walked over to the window. Well, maybe they're looking at the rain. I'm such a narcissist.

She's literally looking at the weather outside. They don't do it. Or they're like, look at this girl. I think she's a pretend reporter. I don't know, but it's really coming down. That's a problem with Florida's ceiling windows, folks. No privacy. That's how British people say it.

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