Giggly Squad - Giggling about Ciara Miller, top models, and panic attacks
Episode Date: April 12, 2022A friend of the pod joins in for one of our most chaotic episodes of all time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
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I'm in the day just got away from me.
Okay, are you ready?
Are you ready?
You want me to hold the mic for you?
Hey guys, welcome.
Do we have to do everything?
Do you have anything to say?
I'm a sincere Audi TV you've changed.
Okay.
I rebuke that.
What?
It's a true.
Rebuke.
Yeah, it's something in the name of the Lord.
I'll say that.
I rebuke.
I object.
I'll see you both in court.
Anyway, welcome to Giggly Squad Kingdom.
We just had a hard, hard launch of our YouTube channel.
So hard.
So hard.
Patient, no, it happened.
I didn't know it was going, she's not even now.
I was like, hey, we just launched our YouTube.
Hey, here's a link post this.
I didn't even know what I was posting.
But that's just called trust and teamwork.
I should watch it, shouldn't I?
You haven't been introduced yet, but perfect timing.
Yeah, hey guys.
This is not a guest.
No.
This is a friend of the pot.
Right.
Because we don't have guests.
I think I like that about you guys.
Can you put the mic to your mouth?
Oh my god.
It's my first time.
Damn, don't crucify me.
It's not the first time.
Yeah, we don't have guests because we don't like people.
Yeah, you don't like people. But, Fiji, we're just sitting in your house, like just
it's not an emailing someone and being like, well, come on, our podcasts makes me want to die.
I don't see. I just coughed at my face. You guys call me on camera. Bitch, I am coming for your
throat next. Actually, I'm coming for you right now because we brought the phones to pick with you.
We have a phone to pick with you. What did I do? This isn't
an intervention but this is like a call out. Yeah. Okay, so you're gonna find me on your
podcast to call me out in front of all your little gigglers. I'm very honest. Sounds
better. We're not. We're not about the drama. No, we've never been for the drama. We
like to avoid drama at all costs. However, it just so happens that's how we met the drama.
It was trauma bonding.
Yeah, I like it.
I was innocently scrolling through my Instagram
and I saw my archnemesis.
Who is?
Page.
John Mayer.
John Mayer.
Oh, John Mayer.
John Mayer.
Okay, okay.
If you're an OG giggler, you know that when we started
Giggler Lives, John Mayer purposely would do his lives
at the same time.
And it was just like, it was rude.
It was offensive.
It was uncool.
He knows Andy, which means he knows us,
which means he knew what he was doing.
Okay, so what's-
And then to see you, you know.
And in secret on live, literally was like shut down
because he was bringing so much traffic
and they hadn't figured it out yet.
Over we bringing the traffic.
No, because remember there was like a couple days
where we couldn't do lives.
There was cause a wrap were like brought strippers
on his Instagram live and they were like,
oopsie poopsy.
Oh yeah.
What's that?
Probably a little boozy.
No, I forget who it was. But I do have a little,
it's much fun to Instagram live.
Wasn't yeah.
I don't know.
Anyhow.
Okay, what's your beef with me?
My beef with you.
That I was on TV with John Mayer.
That was just like, you were so chummy with him
and you didn't mean to me about us.
And it's like, you know how we feel
and then you get out.
Now listen, I'll never do y'all dirty.
But John Mayer wants to say hello to me.
I would too.
What do he say?
I would have to.
What do he say?
I mean, he said to bring all the sexy nurses this way.
And I said, I could be sexy and I'm a nurse.
And,
how do you really say that, too?
Did you fuck John Mayer?
I didn't fuck John Mayer.
No, I engaged to John Mayer.
No, no, no, no.
You know what, you heard her first.
He's actually really attractive,
but, and he has, I'm really into his long hair.
What's his like height in real life?
He's like tall.
He's like a six-spiver.
But, see, I'm actually really good at guessing heights.
He's not our type.
Yeah, because he is my type.
He's toxic.
He's like the second worst possible.
I feel like she likes a nerdy guy too.
And I feel like John Mayer can give off nerdy vibes.
He does give off nerdy vibes.
He gives off like a nerdy vibe.
He's like a nerdy guy.
Yeah, like he's quirky and like,
he gives off like he could recite poetry to you
and you wouldn't hate it.
I just really wanted him to hate it.
You know how I hate guys singing to me?
I feel like that, he, that would be acceptable.
Well yeah, it's because he won't let me
because he's like a poor dude starts playing guitar to party. You hit the nail on the fucking
shit. Turn the lights off. Call the police on the party.
Yeah, it's not so much rich. You're like this is art. If he's like talking about his
illegal label, you're like get out of my apartment.
Like his son.
Literally.
Like figure out of my apartment. Like, his son. Literally. Literally. Literally.
Like, figure out a 401k.
Get out of the car.
Like, I wouldn't be mad, but like, also, can we do, he's aged.
He's aged.
But do you like that he hasn't gotten like Botox instead?
I like that he has forehead wrinkles, but like,
how old is he?
He's 44, I looked it up.
Wow.
So for me, he's a baby.
Yeah, that's child's play for him.
What do you think looks better, Desi Drumair?
Now you know I love Desi.
No, I think Desi is fine.
Honestly, I'm gonna go with Desi on this one.
But don't, we can't tell him his head is already big.
I know, he said it's so big, it's okay.
He's not listening to this episode.
Yeah, I'm really gonna get this while. What isn't listening to gay gay guys while I was there.
What was the, because we didn't really see on Instagram
besides that you lost all my trust.
Did you, what was your actual interactions with him?
We want like moment by moment.
Oh my god, girl, minimal.
Minimal, it was okay.
You know, we, like on commercial.
Did you see him before?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Did you know he was going to be there?
Not until like 10 minutes before we were to go out.
Was Andy being all like, that's my bestie?
Um, I mean, yeah, I mean like commercial breaks,
they're like, chatting it up and then like,
on commercial breaks, like, Andy introduced us
and then like, do you pretend that you're a fan?
Or do you, are you just like, oh, nice to meet you?
That's what I wanted.
Did you say John?
John, nice to meet you.
One thing, I will not.
I will always act like, oh my God, hi.
I will not, fan girl.
Unless you're like Tyra Banks or like,
Tyra Banks.
I'm your son, pro, fan girl.
Because I feel like it's annoying.
I don't want to be annoying.
But think about it.
I like when people low-key or just like, hey, I love your work.
Yeah.
Like they don't make it a thing. You know how it isn't someone's like, hey, I love your work. Yeah. Like, they don't make it a thing.
You know how it is when someone's like,
hey, by the way, great content.
If someone goes, your outfits are great
and they just walk away, you're like,
I wish I could do this all the time.
But when people start yelling at you,
like you're not a human, that's when you book,
you're awkward.
Yeah, and I get, and I'm like, I love that song,
you know, dreaming with the broken heart, that's my shit. Did you say that? No, I didn't. Oh, and he's a guy, also, I'm like, I love that song, you know, dreaming with the broken heart, that's my shit.
Did you say that?
No, I didn't.
Oh.
And he's a guy also, I'm an act.
That's true.
And he invented that he does as a man.
And the event that he does want to fuck me,
he can't say that he fucked a fan.
That's true.
But also there is a chance.
He can't say that he fucked a man.
He's a man.
He's like, I mean, you're young.
He could not know who John Mayer is. Ain't no way in hell. That is not true. It's true. There could be. Yeah, you're young. She could not know who John Mayer is.
I ain't no way in hell.
That is not true.
It's true.
There could be.
Yeah, but I feel like you're my older sisters.
Sometimes.
I feel like I'm your creepy aunt.
No, I don't feel like we're, like, I'm,
oh my god, I'm so much older than her.
Yeah, I don't feel like I'm older,
but I feel like I'm related to you, but not.
I feel like I have a sense of like, to protect you more than another girl that would be my age.
Yeah.
Yes, I do.
But I don't feel like I'm like an older sister.
I would never.
If it's a bullet and it's me and Sierra bitch, you better figure it out.
Oh, you're making me choose between you two?
I know, I'm saying.
We're trying to fight.
No, she's not trying to do a fight.
I'm not talking about you.
I'm not dying for her.
No, that's fine because if a match
shooter comes in, I'm gone.
Yeah, like, no, no, no, no.
I said, we talked about this last episode.
You're not gone.
You played dead.
Yeah.
We did talk about that.
We did talk about that.
We didn't talk about that. We didn't talk about that. We didn't talk about that. We didn't talk about that.. We did talk about that. We did talk about that. I can start listening to y'all. I'll start listening to y'all.
I'll start listening to y'all.
I'll start listening to y'all.
I'll start listening to y'all.
I'll start listening to y'all.
I'll start listening to y'all.
You don't listen?
I listen to you, mother fuckers every day.
I listen to you, mother fuckers every day.
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Okay, question.
It's funny that you brought up Tyra Banks.
Tyra Banks is getting some heat right now.
Why?
Because people are pulling old episodes of America's Microsoft model and someone gave
a really good insight on it on Tik Tok where I get all my information. Basically being like,
Sandra Bullock?
Sandra Bullock.
Sorry, there's so many shitty news.
Sandra Bullock movies out, I can't keep track.
Doesn't mean it's not like Tyra Banks.
Tyra Banks.
I'm a celebrity reporter at the hotel.
Tyra Banks was trying to be ahead of the time in it. I'm going to be a little bit more about it. I'm going to be a little bit more about it.
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I'm on the cuss.
But that's fucking stupid.
The modeling industry was so different back then.
Like now it's all instigated.
Yeah.
So America's like, so model was lit.
No, it was, and I wanted to be on it.
Like, it was like dream.
I mean, it's still a show, right?
No.
No.
It's okay.
I was like 5'7 watching it.
How many times do you like,
I could do better poses than that?
I mean, there's a lot of girls on there
that I mean, even being six years old watching it,
I was like, oh, I can fucking show them up.
I can outwalk them any day.
Yeah.
Any day.
Do you think sometimes producers picked
the worst photo for a story like that?
Yeah, absolutely.
Like the most of the photos, they'd be like,
yeah.
They'd be like, why'd you pose like that?
Yeah, absolutely. Because it was a TV show. Yeah, they can have photos, maybe like, yeah. And they'd be like, why'd you pose like that? Yeah.
Absolutely.
Because it was a TV show.
Yeah, they can have to be.
They can have to be.
Yeah.
Remember when they mixed the guys and the girls,
when they brought, like, both guys and girls
on for a season?
Yeah.
And then people started talking and watching it
by that time.
People started sleeping together.
Ooh, girl.
Ooh.
Some people did become really famous.
Well, Eva, she became famous.
She was a housewife.
Yes. Um, Ticara was on, so Tyra had a tie, really famous that while Eva came famous. She was a housewife.
Yes.
Ticara was on, so Tyra had the Tyra bank show and Ticara used to be on America's next
top model.
She was like a plus size model and then they started working together on the Tyra show.
And now she does like different stuff in like film, love her.
She's also fucking hilarious.
Okay, informant.
Yeah.
When I tell you that her research, to that. I love tyra.
Did you ever go to any of the castings? No, I was so young. Oh, yeah.
But like I would come home. The tire bank show would come on at four o'clock.
And I would get home at like three. No, we get home at like four 15.
But I'm watching the rest of like the 45 minutes of I'm not going to be a lot of people.
I'm not going to be a lot of people.
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I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. out of my forehead because it's five. Also she, um, she's in the skim's campaign.
She was just in the skim's campaign.
She also got a lot of heat like after her like modeling days
for like gaining weight.
And she was like, yeah, fuck you guys.
Yeah.
Tyra is out here moving mountains, building boulders.
I've always created the skies.
She created the skies.
Hello.
She literally did.
She was a woman who is, I hate to be like outspoken
because that's just a normal man.
But of course, she was both have some backlash.
She's dancing with the stars.
Yeah.
Yes.
Because it got talent.
Yep.
She is booked and busy.
She's a resume.
Yeah.
She is a son.
She also know how's this ice cream company.
Oh my God.
Yes.
When I tell you this is, I know about that.
A skiing and tyra Banks podcast.
Tyra Banks and Pamela Anderson stands on the podcast.
So last episode we forgot to talk about the fact
that I went to Dublin.
Is that how you say it?
Dublin and Dublin.
Is it not Dublin?
Dublin and.
He's embodying this like, I just have to say,
like I am a new woman after being to Europe.
Does this just Ireland, but like, is Europe?
Yeah.
And it's culture, like I've never seen it before.
The greenery, the butter, the coffee.
I've just seen a lot of things.
Sheep.
As the butter really is superior.
Game changing.
OK, so.
And the men, top notch, the Irishmen, you would love the Irish men really they all have like an attitude
Problem because it's always rainy so they're always kind of critical. Yeah, and the most sarcastic
Like there was like a little bit mad I feel like yes like does had a little injury and he was on crutches
He said it's not an old man injury. It's an athlete type injury. Right this damn hip
an athlete type injury. This damn hip that he's talking about.
The past two years.
The past two years.
He's like, you gotta hit him.
He's probably the man.
He was like, but it's not.
He goes in like a footballer injury.
So he shows up and you think at this show
and you think his fans would be all like,
oh, are you okay?
Like, you know, an America or someone.
Oh, are you okay?
No.
He's milking that shit and I was like, I love Ireland.
European.
They're just so much more sarcastic.
That's what I love that about them though.
They can take a fucking joke.
Yeah, these cultural nuances are wild.
Like in Ireland, they drive on the left side.
So when you're actually walking and you see a person,
you know how in America you just naturally walk right,
they walk that way.
So I'll have a full on like set a pick on myself
for like five minutes,
for you to go on the person.
I know you weren't driving in Ireland.
Oh honey, you can't even drive in America.
I did not drive.
I didn't call the last time you drove.
Okay, I'm getting attacked right now.
But I just say when Des drives on the wrong side,
the left side of the road,
and I wanted to go in and I'm gonna be mad at me,
with a stick, it's like,
it's like he's drive, like an air pilot.
Like I'm so impressed by it.
How is he doing it?
I mean, switches brain like that?
Is it like, is it weird?
He's much smarter than me, which I wouldn't recommend
dating in your 20s, because you want to manipulate them.
But then by the time you get married,
get a guy who's smarter than you,
so you don't have to use your brain.
Okay, but like,
did you ever pass your road test?
Okay, why are we bringing this up?
I just can't remember.
I just hate you.
You should, I don't get fined.
You should experience driving.
I passed my road test at 24.
It got expired and then I failed the test.
Then you never...
Next question.
Will you ever drive?
What the fuck happens when you have a kid next question?
It's called being successful enough to have a driver.
I like that type of attitude.
A driver for a child.
Do you want to hear a T?
Yeah.
I heard that, I don't know who told me this, and if they told me I should, I'm going to
keep a secret.
You know when you say you're going to keep so many secrets, you forget which ones, which
anyway, let me drink my juice.
You don't know what's alive from the truth.
I heard that Jessica Simpson and Kim Kardashian have kids like go to the same school.
Jessica Simpson will be like, did Kim drop her kids off at school today?
Oh, she said just like, I guess I have to tell you this bitch.
I don't know some people in the industry that's definitely never told you this.
How are you getting elementary school celebrity elementary school drama?
What is that for Jessica Simpson?
Something's going on and no one's talking about it.
Okay, wait a minute.
Can I just say I love Jessica Simpson?
I had all of her albums and I fucking love her. I was stalking her yesterday. I love her too.
I am obsessed with her. She walks so we could trip on reality TV. Yeah, truly. I mean, we would be nothing without newlyweds.
And to me, this is what I was, this is what I was thinking now.
When I see Nick Lache, I see, I see Jessica. I don't, what's her's wife's name?
Vanessa. Yeah, I see Jessica. I don't, what's her's wife's name? Vanessa, yeah. I see Jessica. Because to me,
Vanessa literally just came out and said
that like how hard this is for her.
I'm gonna say about what?
About what?
About like how much it impacted her
and their relationship.
He's shaking his head.
Do you know this?
And I don't.
We're married and like they're break up
and everyone's just was like so enthralled with that.
Wait, so Vanessa is,
this is gonna be a hot take.
The Brittany of Pam and Tommy.
The Brittany?
Yes, I followed that.
Yeah, she knows what it is.
Can you explain that?
I was like, can you write that down?
So, Pam and Tommy.
Pam and Tommy, yeah, here's our chart.
There's family understand, there's Tommy Lee.
You like romanticize their relationship,
but it didn't work out.
So Tommy Lee then married this girl named Brittany.
And you're happy he's happy,
but in the back of your head, you're like, but what is?
She's not Pam.
She's not Pam.
Okay, and Vanessa is not Jessica.
But Vanessa and Nick are starting all these reality shows
that make you mad at money.
They just launched a show on Netflix.
Yeah.
Where it's like, you pick up person,
they put everyone in a house,
you pick up person to be in a relationship with,
and then you move in with them immediately
to see if you could marry that person.
It sounds so crazy, but I will start watching.
I fully support that because I hate those people
who are like, oh, we're waiting to see when we're ready
to move in.
It's like, oh, waste five years and then move in
and realize you can't stand the way he leaves the fork
in the sink.
So you want to move in a media like that.
I don't know if he did.
That's what I did.
Yeah, oh my God, you did do that.
Travis asked.
People don't talk about it enough.
Yeah.
That you moved in.
My mom would say that you were back
after filming something.
Right after two months after.
Let's say, let's just say, well, let's give you July that you were back after filming someone. I'm moving things two months after. Let's just say, let's give you July
that you really started talking.
Let's say August, you really started for sure dating.
You moved in in September.
You never went home.
You got engaged in February.
You never went home.
Do you miss your mom and dad?
All the time.
Where was your shit?
So my shit was in Shelter Island, and his shit
is in West Hampton, which is like a one and a half hour drive.
And we, in the most non-romantic way,
he was like, do you, you should just
bring all your stuff to my place.
And I'm like, you know when you can't tell if they're just
being nice or they really wanted it?
Right.
Did you ever offer it?
It was your quarantine stuff.
It wasn't like it was your New York City apartment.
Yes, I was quarantining with my parents. Did you ever offer it? It was your quarantine stuff. It wasn't like it was your New York City apartment. Yes, I was quarantining with my parents.
Did you ever offer to go home?
No. We were like so crazy into each other
in the beginning that it was just like,
we just wanted to be with each other 24-7.
So you never, I would be like,
okay, I'm gonna get out of your space.
Yeah, so then what was your transition?
This pod just took a turn.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, it was your transition from leaving the Hamptons
to then like figuring out your living situation
in New York City.
In the city?
So.
Because you got engaged in the Hamptons.
We got engaged in the Hamptons while it was still COVID.
So you were in, so you just stayed in the Hamptons till February.
When did you come back to New York?
We came back around May when comedy opened up.
So we both started doing comedy in the city
and then he would, we would also go back and forth
to West Hampton.
Some days I wake up and he texts me be like,
hey, I drove out to play golf this morning.
I'll be back for dinner.
And I'm like, where was your New York city, Sam?
Yeah, what was going on with your New York city,
apparently?
I moved my stuff in Long Island city
to his lower East Side apartment.
In what month?
Very early May.
Wow.
All you should at least was at.
Okay, you know when you're with a best friend,
and like after three days, you're just like,
I wanna spend all my time with this person,
that's just how I felt.
Wow, that's really nice.
And we also,
I wanna say,
Oh, I'm like, I was picturing a girl.
You are picturing like your best friend.
And I was like, no, like I'm ready to go home.
You are, you didn't even pop into my hand.
You are the exception of now.
But Desi and I are also both very independent people.
And he wakes up really early and I wake up really late.
So he has like five hours to himself in the morning,
which I think is.
So you guys are single.
Yeah, we're single.
I haven't seen the man in reality.
He falls asleep at 8 and then I'm just like,
I do whatever I want for like 6 hours.
That's honestly, that's okay, but I'm being totally honest.
That's why it works.
It works though.
I feel like, okay, so when I remember I stayed with you guys
for like Memorial Day weekend, okay.
We are ourselves sleeping till 10, 11, 10.
We enjoy the finer things in life
The finer moments in life when we can sit back and fucking relax. I see does his head peeking in every hour
Y'all still sleep
I'm like does we feel like we get shamed a lot for like
Sleeping and being in the bed and it can be called lazy
for like sleeping and being in the bed and it can be called lazy,
but it's really a form of mental health.
Like if I know that I need to be in the bed
for a certain amount of hours,
I don't care what you think about it.
I have to do it.
I wish I said more often like when people called me lazy
or said I didn't do certain things,
I wish I just was like, I'm depressed.
Yeah, because it's,
it is a form of, it is a depression. It's kind of
a crash sometimes. It's like us sleeping in that's one thing you having all your
clothes on your bed all the time disgusting, but I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.
I'm going to go this route. But bitch, if you want to square up, let's
square up and let's do it the right way. Okay. Do not come at me. Because
first of all, your West Hampton home bitch is a mess
No, Hannah's a mess
The worst
What is desert cleanliness level? The same as hers.
I don't want to hear no shit about how I keep closing my bed
for one season when I didn't have a fucking dresser.
Next.
You better put your finger down.
You better put your finger down or there's
going to be a problem.
There is no more.
What is going on?
I'm going to put the finger down.
Also, I'm going to say this about the three of us, too.
That went wet hands.
All right, let's take a look at that. We are the same type of people
where being around other humans drains us.
It stresses me out.
We're certain people, when they're around a group of people,
it gives them energy, we're the opposite.
So like when we're escaping to like a corner of the room
to prepare ourselves, it's because we physically need to.
Yeah, and also like some people,
when they want to get away from their thoughts,
we'll work out all day.
And everyone's like, yeah, look at them, they're great.
When I want to get away from my thoughts,
I'll scroll on my phone and bed.
Yeah.
So those are two of the same things,
but we're glorifying one and we're bullying the other.
Yeah.
I just, okay, I have I want to work on my trap.
Also, when I'm fighting with my boyfriend.
Okay, but my therapist told me,
like, because one time I was like my anxiety is high,
I tried to go to the gym and like run it off
to see if that would help.
Yeah, do you came back from the gym?
Had a full on panic attack.
I was like, what is going on?
She's like some people,
just they can use like working out as an outlet.
She's like, you're obviously not one of those.
And I was like, that's great.
She's like, you are the type that you just need to be by yourself.
And I still put ice cubes in my hand,
like bring myself down because sometimes when you're so up,
something that is demanding a lot more energy,
you're just gonna freak out more.
And there are moments.
Yeah, you're adrenaline. It's too much. What are these tools that you use? You said you're just gonna freak out more. And like, there are no men. Yeah, you're adrenaline.
It's too much.
What are these tools that you use?
You said you put ice cubes in your hands.
Okay, so when I'm like mid panic attack,
like, she just, she has panic attacks where like,
she shakes.
Yeah, I shake.
And like, I can't, I mean,
my last one was in October.
It was really bad.
I called my mom and she was, and it's like six,
it's like 5 a.m. 6 a.m.
I'm supposed to get on a flight and like,
I just couldn't do it.
And I like called my mom and she's like,
what, I'm no see her as not up at this time.
So she answers and she's like, hello.
And I'm like, I'm freaking out.
She's trying to like, talk me off the ledge,
but I'm just, I'm shaking.
My mom ended up staying on the phone with me.
I put like ice cubes in my hand.
I got like frozen stuff, put it on my stomach,
and I just like had to lay in bed.
My mom just like, talked to me for like,
like an hour or so until she had to like, go to work.
And like, and then I ended up just like, falling asleep.
But I was like, I would wake up intermittently,
like still like, anxious and like, jittery.
And then I'd go back to sleep and just have to like,
I really just have to like sleep it off.
Yeah.
It's, but also when I'm like in social situations, which page does, I,
pages said when I used to hang out with Paige and like,
do we not hang out?
No.
Oh, when you go out, yeah.
When you were single, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
She would call a new bird and be gone instantly. And I like I understand that Irish could probably be damn
that bitch is gone.
Like she would say I'm not looking a lot of time avoiding.
She does.
But now I get it.
Because I get to a point where I'm like,
and now I need to escape a lot of freak out.
But it's also like you not being a people pleaser and knowing like,
yeah, these people want me to be here.
Right.
I know that I got people pleaser with my drunk
guy's friend who's black out and won't even remember the rest of the night.
I would be like, and it don't leave,
and I'm like, okay, I'll stay.
And then she's like, for what?
Pissing the sidewalk.
And I'm like, why did she need me for this?
Yeah.
But now I'm at the point where I'm like,
I fucking leave.
Yeah.
And I get to the point where I'm like,
I gotta go get in bed.
If I'm stressed, like if something's really stressing me out,
I'm like, I have to go get in bed.
I have to be, it really is like my comfort zone.
Let your friends leave.
Yeah.
Normalize letting your friends go.
Yeah, let them go.
Let them never talk to you.
And don't chase them. Don't chase them.
Let them block you.
Just be sure they're home.
Go on a vacation for six months
and never hear from them again.
Leave them alone.
Let them join the Witness Protection Program.
And don't ask questions about it.
Don't.
I do think we have to normalize though, outgoing women
who are still always trying to normalize.
Yeah, normalize everything.
Hashtag normal.
Normalize outgoing, listening to us start calling normalize this.
Trying to like, I don't wear a deodorant anymore
because I'm your skin so normalize it.
Normalize aluminum-free deodor you want to go fucking work?
We have to normalize outgoing, confident, very beautiful women.
Being actually riddled with social anxiety, like just because I have a podcast and I just
be because I'm cute.
Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm stable
Okay
Just because my outer is a stable. There's nothing in my inner is a stable
I'm fucking broken, but you better believe this fucking hairline is late
I'm afraid this hairline is late. No, just because I look put together does not mean that I am.
It's like a dog.
Just because a dog looks really cute
doesn't mean you have to pet it.
Yeah.
I guess it does.
Yes it does.
Yes it does.
Oh my god.
Each might not agree with that sentiment,
but yes.
But I do think especially like people seeing us
who have seen us on TV, all of us napping at times.
Believe me, I know all these women and they are not lazy.
A lot of it is anxiety, depression, mental health stuff
to make it through if you think about the situation
and the context.
Yeah, that we're trying to survive.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's draining.
Things that aren't mentally draining for other people,
like doesn't mean it's not mentally draining
for someone else.
And it's people are so quick to judge,
you should be like, get over it. Oh, sorry, that's why you're going to end. Also, it's not mentally draining for someone else. And it's people are so quick to judge. You should be like, get over it.
Oh, sorry, that's why you're going bad.
Also, it's socially constructed.
That beds are made for nighttime.
You, there's one thing, if there's one thing
that you use the most in your lifetime,
it's your fucking bed.
I think it's big furniture.
It's your bed to sell us more types of furniture
when really you just need a bed.
That's why mattresses are so expensive.
Yeah, now they're like 10 grand.
True.
Basically, it does, and I went to this place called
the cutest name, Bally Maloo.
Oh, I thought you guys reacted to that.
And we stayed in a tower.
And that's when I was like, you're a pencil?
You're a pencil.
Apparently, an island.
Apparently, they don't have like, you're a queen's.
Right.
They're just like, I don't know what's going on in there.
Do they have a prime minister?
They have prime minister.
A prime minister, yeah, I think they have prime minister.
Honestly, this should.
The Irish who listen, because we do have a lot of Irish gigglers
are like, they're like, you're idiots.
Stupid.
They're like, please don't come back.
Because the British, they fought with the British.
I'm not going to get into it.
Does he's going to be disappointed me?
Because I've been pretending that I know what's going on for a long time.
Is it your children's ancestry?
Oh my god, my unborn child.
History is never a crag wants to name their baby seven and ransom.
And so ransom.
What's your ransom?
Ransom like like I'm going, Ransom. Ransom.
Like, like, I'm gonna pay this ransom.
Yeah, he's an idiot.
Idiot.
Wait, we've gone all this time without-
Yeah, rid of Craig.
I'm so tired.
Every time he's open to his son with Craig.
I always tell me, open his mouth.
I'm just kidding.
I love Craig, but-
Get rid of him.
Um, with that said,
we are going on a big trip next weekend.
Yeah, we are.
Not to make this about me, but it's my wedding year.
Oh, God, Leah, you're your wedding year.
Yeah.
Someone just asked me and they were like,
why is Hannah looking?
Who was that?
Was like a wise Hannah looking for a videographer for Miami.
And I was like, it's her bachelor at.
Who the fuck was I talking to about this?
And they were like,
oh guys, you're just gonna do hype videos
for like your whole life?
And I was like, yes.
Yes, yeah.
Wait a minute, we were talking the other day
about this good idea.
What if we just like vlog our entire fucking mind?
I think we should.
We're gonna have confessionals when,
I can't wait for when you're super fucked up page.
And then, oh, when you're super fucked up page and then oh when you're
We can just do the whole video
I'm gonna be like Hannah's
Past in the chair. Yeah, I'm gonna give the video a pop everything from our okay
We'll do it from the phone cuz video guys could be expensive
Yeah, could you imagine?
Well, I checked with guys like how many hours and I'm like 72
Cancel your whole week.
I just sent you the itinerary party party party.
I'm media bus.
We're grasping the foot of the club.
No sleep.
No other club.
Airplane, not their club, not their club.
So my tic-tac knows that I'm happy about you
coming up.
And these girls did this bald party that was so epic.
Which one girl was like Mr. Clean,
the next girl was Gandhi, the next girl was...
I actually saw that before you sent it to me,
and my initial reaction was like,
oh, Hannah's bachelor at, but then I was like,
I'm probably trying to pick up a dude,
and I'm not going out fucking bald to the pro tech.
If we didn't do it in Miami,
we could have done that theme party, but like...
When I tell you the silence was very loud when I sent it to the group text,
one girl who's already like married and is not into men was like,
maybe I'll do this and everyone else was silent.
I didn't even read it.
Someone said his page gonna block you.
Someone said his page blocking you.
I go first of all, she ready to block me.
I didn't even open the thread. Someone said his page blocking you. I go first of all, she ready to block me. Second of all.
Did I lie?
Did I lie?
Did I lie?
Did I lie?
Did I lie?
Did I lie?
Did I lie?
Did I lie?
Did I lie?
Did I lie?
Did I lie?
Did I lie?
Did I lie?
Did I lie?
Did I lie?
Did I lie?
Did I lie?
Did I lie?
Did I lie?
Did I lie?
Did I lie? Did I lie? Did I lie? Did I lie? Did I lie? Did I lie? for all the other things. And also, I didn't want to say it, but a bald party is a little aggressive for this climate.
Bald.
Do you get it?
J.D. Pinkett's myth, do you get it?
Oh.
Oh.
I went immediately into the weather.
I don't know where I went.
I started thinking about pubes.
I was like, this is not.
Someone dresses up a J.D.P.
What do you think about what's...
J.I. Jane will Smith being banned for 10 years.
I think it's absurd.
I kind of think it's wild.
I think it can't go.
He can't go.
He can't be nominated.
He can't.
I mean, I was about to, I was, will Smith.
I probably wouldn't show up for 10 years.
Wait, can you not wait, can you not,
I don't know if he can't be nominated.
I thought he can have, he can have anything
to do with the academy for 10 years.
Because if he can't, I'm gonna look that up.
If he can't be nominated, that's his whole career.
That's the whole reason why he makes movies.
No, he does it for the love of it.
He does it for the message.
What if there's something that he is very passionate about
that he wants to share with the world?
I mean, fucking award.
Also, he's already done so many movies.
Maybe take a breather. I think that.
Maybe stop running away from something.
But like the Oscars, I feel like for them to ban him
for 10 years, I think that's fucking crazy.
One, because literally people have done so much worse.
And they still have their Oscars.
Like where?
Yeah, rape, molesting women, fucking sexually harassing
them nonstop.
They're still getting their rewards.
That's the problem.
He can still be nominated.
But he just can't accept it.
But I feel like the academy is like a bunch of kids.
He can't accept it.
Well, he can't go there to accept it.
But I'm beyond it.
But he can win it.
He can win it.
But it's the kind of like, are they really
going to vote for them though?
I feel at this point,
Will Smith probably doesn't wanna go.
Okay, I talked to my dad about it.
Okay, what a Gary Smith.
What a Gary Smith, yeah.
He feels really bad for Will Smith.
He was like, you can't slap someone though.
He was like, yeah, he should be getting in trouble,
but he's peowed at Jada.
You know why?
He's like, this is all her fault and no one's blaming her.
Because, you know what?
She put out another little video to...
Singsh.
The saying that crazy stuff, like when she, and he was like, she was recording him.
Oh yeah.
But this was a while ago though, I think that video.
And she also put like a statement saying like, she never even wanted to marry him.
She cried on their wedding day.
This was all from before.
People are pulling these quotes from before.
Yeah, but that's insane.
And she was like, I'm not a woman who needs self-defense.
Was that from before?
I don't know, but I also think we can't just blame the woman.
No, I'm not blaming her, but like, she's not taking
any accountability either.
Like, I'd be like, yo, I drove my husband insane.
I'm sorry. I accountability either. I'd be like, yo, I drove my husband and saying, I'm sorry.
I can't wait for that.
She had a blow on affair and probably damaged
this man's emotions so much.
I just, I don't, okay, obviously we don't understand
their relationship.
Yeah, we don't know and don't.
But bottom line is, if my man slaps another man for something
that offended me, I would be like, cool babe.
See, I think I will never disagree with them in public.
See, unless it's something that's like,
I'll give him a look.
I'll give him a look like he knows,
but I will be supportive.
But we'll talk about this later.
I think it's so embarrassing when men fight physically.
I think it's the ultimate, like I get disgusted when I'm,
yeah, slap.
A slap?
Let's move it to something happier.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck those engaged.
Oh my god.
Jailos engaged with the green engagement ring.
And I think that my early 2000s dreams
have come true today.
I think we've had a lot of opinions on Jailo and Ben
aflux on this pod.
And we recently were not really feeling it.
Let's be honest.
Most recently we weren't feeling it.
And I think that was what, like a month.
But because they were just being like so PR
that it started to get obnoxious,
but I think someone told them,
hey, because we haven't seen it.
The squad was called you guys out.
Yeah.
The squad that said,
you guys are trying to hard.
You're walking around Madison Square Park
kissing with a whole,
they're walking around Madison Square Park.
Yeah, they did a whole like PR stunt.
And it started to get to the point
that it was overexposing.
The fact that they did a subtle,
I mean, did she do an email newsletter or something?
She literally announced it on her website.
Get those emails up, girl.
I appreciate.
Honestly, Lisa, my taping I've ever heard.
She's like,
She went on her Instagram story and said,
head to jenniferloephas.com.
I have an announcement.
You guys, we're all pawns in their love scheme.
We're all pawns in the game of making people mad.
I have a few things.
Now what pinning?
Say it's changing.
A few things.
One, I'm not down for the green ring.
I was reading up on green rings.
In the early 2000s, I was very down for the pink one.
Okay.
Can I tell you what her pink?
Rumor is that she kept her pink ring. Can I tell you what it's worth now? Yeah, Ben reportedly bought that for about
1.5 to $2 million after time.
Girl, that ain't nothing and now it's probably worth around 12 to 15 million because it's so pink diamonds are so rare and precious.
Yes, where is it now? Bitch, I'm trying to find it
Where is the ring? She just got another one.
I love her.
She's like, really?
She's like, really?
She's like, really?
She's like, really?
She's like, really?
She's like, really?
She's like, really?
She's like, really?
She's like, really?
She's like, really?
She's like, really?
She's like, really?
She's like, really?
She's like, really?
She's like, really?
She's like, really?
She's like, really?
She's like, really?
She's like, really?
She's like, really? She's like, really? She's like, really? She's like, really? She's like, really? I'm only, I haven't dated a billionaire. My next billionaire. Me too.
Let me just say me too.
Me too.
Me too.
Millionaire, billionaire will take a minute.
I, you know, everyone's trying to have their moment.
She went green, but it's not Emerald.
It's just green.
It's not an Emerald screen.
Yeah, no, it's like light green.
I don't love it.
But there was a rumor that they had been hanging out
way before, like the public knew, which is
like obvious.
And it was way before...
She broke up with A-Rod.
Good for her.
You know that song, Kisha Cole, I should have cheated.
That's my favorite song.
I should have been a recurring theme in my life right now.
I should have...
I should have cheated.
Oh.
I should have made up to the club. Yes. I don't know this one. I don't know. I don't know. Oh Yes
I know
I know I know okay, there's a song she's like I should have cheated. I was listening to she basically saying if you're gonna
Accused me of all this shit. I should have done it and a rod was running around a rod was running around doing whatever and I was like damn
I had a business relationship. She was like you pull around I pull around don't embarrass me
I want to embarrass you And then he embarrassed her.
He embarrassed the fuck out of her.
And thank you Craig.
Oh yeah, Craig is responsible.
Craig is responsible.
And I feel like that in some,
and I have been such a Jennifer Lopez supporter.
Wait, you know what?
This is the one way I should be invited to that wedding.
Girl, wait, you should.
Wait, absolutely.
I can't imagine.
Craig and I should be invited to that wedding. I actually coastline. Yeah, you know because like if there's one thing Craig ever did for us
It was the benefit. Well, maybe some more things for you, but for me it was definitely benefit
Do you think of your Jennifer Lopez you? Why do you think she wanted to get married so fast again?
I can't imagine being engaged that many times in the public eye.
Somehow, it's really married and it's like, it's a fun party,
but I can't imagine doing it like six times.
Could you imagine being engaged that many times in the public eye?
I feel like even just having a guy come on TV and fuck you over
is enough for me to be like, I'll never have my relationship on TV.
Yeah, I know, it's terrifying.
And she's done it so many times.
Well, they're making a choice to have their relationship
public, which is interesting because Kim Kardashian
went to the Kardashian premiere.
Yeah.
And Pete chose not to be in the carpet,
and they kind of made it like he's being such a supportive guy,
but we know every girl wants to go in the carpet with her.
So I think Pete was like,
I don't want him on the carpet with me,
but I think Pete was probably like,
I think they're doing their relationship
in terms of like being public and
a lovely way like I don't feel like I'm
Inundated with Pete and Kim
Kanye and Ceciote I would
Who is getting help apparently and we love that free. Yeah, we love that. I mean he's going to a behavior
Apparently, and we love that free. Yeah, we love that.
I mean, he's going to a behavior.
Behavioral behavior?
And people are like, oh Kanye dropped out of the Grams.
Oh, good.
Let him work on himself instead of being like,
he's saying no to the checks,
which are probably what drove him insane in the first
artist billionaire.
It's like, it's gonna make that much of a difference.
Kanye dropped out of Coachella.
And so they went to Bruno Mars and they were like,
well, you feel Kanye's spot.
And he was like, yeah, but I want what you're paying Kanye.
And they were like, well, and they were like, well,
and he was like, well, obviously you have the money
to put it to me.
Yeah, the money was dead-hated for Kanye.
I did get, they gave it to him.
Men are, damn, am I going to Coachella?
Bruno Mars?
I don't have it in me in the least bit.
I don't have it in me either way.
Here's the thing, this is my ideal coach I'll experience.
Well, this is I do girls, anyway, continue, sorry.
Two girls, what?
Page and top.
What's going on?
Two girls that want to be in bed.
No, but let's two girls on bed.
I was about to tell you, like,
two girls are in bed.
We will be watching our only fans after this.
Our Patreon is two girls one.
Sorry, continue.
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there's something there and it just mean you a bad we live stream it and we don't
do anything the whole time we ordered different foods you hear us kicking it
out of the packages we eat it and we see kids say we see a fun, going to be an ASMR party. We see a funny video and then a little air just comes out
of her nose like,
that's exactly what they do.
They're like, they're like,
and then they do it on different sets.
On TikTok, they do it too.
It makes so much fucking money.
Oh my god, yeah, just eat a nice food.
Okay, wait, my ideal Coachella experience,
I want a section and I only want it to be like,
three people in the section.
And I want to be like like this close to the stage
Like this is a stage to see me and then like four chairs. So you want to be
Two or three. Yeah, like I wanted to be so exclusive that that would probably cost me like 50 grand but
I'm probably not going to Coach Ellis speaking of going places page. We're very good at transitions
You
We have to talk show your bachelor at
party. Are you going to you went to a restaurant with Craig. I went to a restaurant with Craig.
What did he do? He ordered a massive okay first of all let me just start out with this.
I feel like I've lived this experience so many times. I started dating a man that likes musicals.
I'm literally questioning everything. You have to go to musicals.
Oh, funny.
We want to die.
You have to go to a musical.
I've been to tune out.
I hate musicals.
Dude, I hate them.
Does he know that?
Yes.
OK.
I hate them.
Why is the stuff at one?
It's funny if you're still pretending.
No, I hate them.
OK, like a little bit A.M. still.
I like to do things that are different, though,
like rather than like,
oh, let's just like go out to dinner
and like let's get drink.
Like I like that we do events, like things like that.
So we were walking down the street
and he was like, oh, we should see if like
Book of Mormon is playing because we had just like
hung out with someone who was like,
it's my favorite play, like you have to go.
We're like, yeah, we should go.
But I had no
intention of
joking.
It was a joke.
I thought about playing it.
Like, I should go.
I have no intention of going.
Gassing this third person up.
But yeah, we'll tell you how it is.
Yeah, that's how you reply to everything.
Yeah, I'll totally do that.
For sure.
She's like, yeah, if that's a thing that you do, yeah, I'm like, oh my god, absolutely. Yeah, for sure. And then the many walk away, I'm not doing that. Yeah, for sure. She's like, yeah, if that's a thing that you do, yeah, I'm like, oh my God, absolutely.
Yeah, for sure.
And then the minute you walk away, I'm not doing that.
I'm not going.
I'm not going.
Like, I'm not going.
If I have to leave my apartment, I'm not going.
So that's why we're at her apartment.
At your leave, and you were at my apartment, I was like, okay, because Paige's just
soar, but never has to leave her place.
I know. It's called anxiety and depression.
I'll have a panic attack if I have to leave.
So we're walking down the street.
We had gone shopping one day.
We're walking down the street.
We're doing New York City things.
Walking down a park avenue.
Yeah, we stopped.
Got a hot dog from a cart.
And then he was like, let's go to Book of Mormon.
And in the moment, I was like, yeah, what a fun thing.
So he looked up the tickets.
We're going the next day.
We go out to dinner. he gets this massive seafood tower.
I'm embarrassed by everyone like next to us
who's like, these people are like, don't live in New York,
like who comes and orders a fucking seafood tower
that's the size of the table.
I died for you.
Do you eat and we have the seafood tower?
I honestly ate all of it was so good.
We went to quality beef straw, but just opened.
It's like this little front restaurant.
It's like the same as quality Italian,
all those places in New York, it was really good.
If you order seafood tower, it's like,
what are you trying to prove?
Yeah, like who are you impressing?
What are you missing inside that you are now
putting on your outside?
But the way that Craig orders, he orders everything.
Everything.
Everything.
He doesn't need anything.
I hate that because he doesn't need anything. I do. I will everything. He does. He does. He does. He does. He does. He does. He does. He does. He does. He does.
I do. I will end up eating it.
No, I think I just waste so much food.
He does. But I do that also.
I know. I don't find it as a pet.
Yeah, because I eat all your food.
And in his defense, the man loves seafood.
I've had so many crab boils in this New York City apartment.
You know what it is?
That to me is crazy that you get that shit delivered.
I mean, you can't get a plastic bag.
In a plastic bag and he puts a towel thing on his table.
He sits on the floor and the man cracks her in the bag.
There is no way.
He sends them back to me and I eat them on the couch.
We eat Crab some for you.
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
There's no way.
You are going to get Salmanilla when you're at it.
These crabs are from the Hudson. These crabs are going to get Salmanella when you're from the
coal eyes.
I'm sure you're an extra for the Salmanella.
The star rest a C star a C a rating restaurant a crab oil.
Or where?
I don't when you order.
What are you?
I don't know.
No, not always.
Clams, but muscles.
No, just crab.
That's a lot.
I'm judging this is the thing. This's just a map. I'm judging.
This is the nightmare of everything we were saying.
We like to actually not get attention unless we want it.
And seafood towers a moment that I don't, it's like happy birthday.
It's the food version of Happy Birthday.
I was like, I don't know what it was.
I was like, I don't know how people looking on our table.
You don't even like, you don't even like when people bring alcohol with the sparklers.
That is literally sparklers for dinner.
But we know what we're dealing with.
Craig loves attention.
Craig loves attention.
If there is, Craig wants to be the center of attention of all time,
which is kind of crazy that y'all are dating because like,
I like to be the center of it.
He is humble the fuck.
You know what I'm saying?
I got a message I was interested because people were like,
oh, people say that I'm like Craig a little mm-hmm and they asked you're like des
Am I there's you're both Scorpios you both are main character energy and you both are very like when it's deserts birthday November 12
Oh my god
1942
Really damn I'm like Craig I didn't realize we were that close. 1942. Really?
Damn.
I feel like I'm like, I'm like, Craig and,
I just, I know we are not, you're not that great at math,
but I know for a fact that you could do,
for what I could do, I didn't think.
I didn't think, I didn't think.
I was like, but I do think it's important to have a best friend
who's similar to your second or another.
I think Craig brings the silly out in you.
Yeah, Craig's an idiot.
That's why she likes him. Yeah, because also Gary's so silly and such you. Yeah, Craig's an idiot. That's why she likes him. Yeah.
Because also Gary's so silly and such an idiot.
Yeah, such an idiot.
I figured it out.
Like, Paige's type, when we spent Thanksgiving together,
I was like, oh, okay, you like stupid.
I was like, I was like, oh, okay.
I was like, we're at the dinner table, Gary's just,
you know, going on and on and on.
My brother is so stupid.
And I'm called it.
We're in the car.
They're actually intelligent in terms of like,
they're quick.
They're quick-witted.
They're in their profession.
They know what they're talking about.
But in general life, you're just like,
just stupid.
Yeah, like they get stuck. Gary's in the life, you're just like, shut the fuck up. Yeah, like, think about that.
Gary's in the car just going off, just fucking, just flowing.
And they pay just giggling the entire time.
And for her mom, it's like,
pay the neighborhood.
She's not laughing at his jokes.
I'm an enabler.
Yeah.
And then I was like, I'm gonna get a laugh.
If I'm gonna laugh about it, I'm gonna enabler.
Yeah, for sure.
And so I was like, okay, this makes sense.
Now I understand why she likes Craig, Craig's an idiot.
He's stupid.
He says crazy shit, but it's closed.
So anyways, we go to Book of Mormon.
I sub through the entire thing.
Did he know you were sleeping?
Yeah, he knew I was sleeping.
He was sad.
Like, I woke up during intermission
because the lights go on and there were chips.
So I woke up.
I ate pringles.
I texted you because we need to do something.
And you're like apparently there's intermission. At this place, so I'm not gonna I ate Pringles. I texted you because we need to do something. And you're like apparently there's apparently
there's intermission at this place.
So I'm not gonna see you for six hours.
And I said, okay, buckle up.
Still, oh my god.
I woke up by eight chips.
I did stay awake for the second half
because I had a soda so I was like, ready to go.
He loved every minute of it.
Because he thought it was the best play.
He's or the best musical he's ever seen.
Wow.
He didn't cry, but he laughed the whole time.
It's the people that will never know that.
South Park, the people that write South Park made the play.
I cannot say a word.
I saw what's that one wicked at the Gershaw.
People are like, oh my god, you want to give me wicked?
Yeah, I went for it.
I can tell you one thing that happened.
Yeah, girl, me neither.
I was asleep within the first five minutes. Right when it started, I was like, yeah, I'm going to one thing that happened. Yeah, girl me neither. I was asleep within the first five minutes.
Right when it started, I was like, yeah.
It's dark.
It's dark.
The seats are delicious.
And you guys, you two are singing.
No, it's clearly low by.
It's so loud.
But everyone's focused on one thing
that you feel like no one's looking at you.
So you're like alone almost.
And the noise, it kind of like you can get hit.
And it's not like a baseball game where you could get hit.
Like there's no fear.
See, I can do a play.
Like, there's sometimes like, I've gone to plays
and I'm like, I can stay awake.
Musicals, you don't have to sing everything.
Yeah, you, I feel that way about musical movies.
I hate musical movies.
You've ever had a musical theater friend there before?
What does that follow?
Is my musical theater song?
They will start land.
They will.
Craig's favorite show is Lane.
And I'm like, I will.
OK, this is what they do.
They'll be like, and then I start to think.
And then I start to think to myself, why me?
Yeah, I was like, it's so dramatic that I can't.
It's so dramatic.
It's so dramatic. It's so dramatic. It's so funny.
They're always like,
like, horny as hell.
But have you ever thought about the thing?
Good fun.
And you got one thing.
You can see the song on the tip of the song.
Tied on.
That's exactly what it is.
Can I see your next career, bro?
I think my mom would want to tell me.
You're beautiful.
Just a good boy.
You're beautiful.
No, seriously, that's what it's like.
I will say it's like a hit.
It could be good at that, though.
That is a vertical movie that I like.
Because they were having, they were in a music competition.
So we were like, like, the proper.
Oh, yeah, that's why I like that.
Have you ever seen Mulan?
No.
I haven't seen it in a while.
It's the greatest movie ever made and there are songs in it.
Okay, wait a minute.
I take back.
I do, okay, does the Disney movies count? Because because yeah, they do count. It's like a musical
But they're very there's a lot of memory. They're different. Yeah, but they're not singing it
There just happens to be a song playing while there's a crazy scene happening. I feel like no Simba sings he does
Yeah, I can't wait to be king
I don't count those Simba's a fuck boy. We know I'm so see it with him
I agree or just agree. Iba's a fuck boy, we know I'm so sick with him. I agree or disagree? I mean, I mean, my track record agrees, but for a disagree.
Simba loves bomb the shit out of knowledge.
He should have left her for dead.
Left her for dead.
Cause he has daddy.
He's in.
He's in coming back.
He come back and have babies with her, right?
Which is weird cause she's technically his cousin,
cause all, if you think that's true,
the same little, we all call it group of dick.
What do you call a group of lion?
A pack?
A pack?
Tribe.
That's not right.
That's not right.
Patrick, Patrick said it.
OK, is it a tribe?
OK.
I have one more thing that I read about.
Have you heard of masturbation?
On TikTok, manifestation? Yes.
Master patient manifestation.
Okay. What are we?
You're making all your fingering.
I have heard of this at the moment that you're like coming is
when you should manifest because you are like your lightest
self and like your most
what the fuck is on y'all's TikTok algorithm
I have heard about it and I have you done it
not yet because I'm scared um I there's
something about also like the positive
feeling like you're feeling some good in that
moment connecting it with like oh when I
think of my career is amazing like your
brain is the most connected with your
body at that exact moment okay okay so
when you're about to come when you're coming.
So when, like, I think, uh, this whole, this is what I do.
When I do have to have sex.
Right? When he's about, I go, Netflix special!
And then you just stay there.
Wow. I hope you get your Netflix special.
You are going to get a Netflix special, because I feel like we are.
It was the last time you had sex.
When's the last time you manifested this?
He's in Ireland, so last time I visited him.
What you could do, like, phone sex, masturbation,
maybe you don't need a man.
You don't need a man.
Yeah, you don't need a man.
No, honestly, their dreams could, like,
infect my dreams.
So, like, you could do something.
Yeah, it's probably best to do it by yourself.
Crackle, like, start.
I'm going to get it in my mind. No, I'm not. You it by myself. I go like start I'm getting my man
I'll have your man
I'll be like you started YouTube channel
You there's for me to take their talent
and then manifest your shit
The fact that you have to spread your legs
I love that there's a video can you tell me?
Yeah, because your heart is spreading your legs
I feel like this is real though
Damn, who am I gonna
Ooh, I just charged my vibrator last night.
This is perfect.
I think you are going to get a Netflix special
because I had a weird deja vu moment.
Remember when I said to you,
oh, I turned on Netflix and there was some comedian
that had a Netflix special and I just watched the preview.
And in my head, I was like,
Hannah's is so much better.
Can you stop it?
But it was like, I said it as if like,
Hannah's Netflix special is better than her.
The story.
I don't know like you, she had already had one.
Yeah.
Oh, look at this.
The first time they were nice to me,
all day, and I don't like it.
Like I really like comfortable.
That's the first compliment she gave me
in like two and a half weeks.
I don't trust you.
But you should.
But we'll see.
We'll see.
See, I did you have fun on Giggly Squad.
I mean, it's just like any other day, which all.
I do want to say, Sierra, is good on the mic.
Yeah, she has.
Because at first I was like, is she gonna, you know,
be a little tight?
Oh, you doubted me, bitch.
I see.
I think it's the environment that we create.
Yeah, we.
Oh, we have a safe open space.
Okay.
And then, guys, these bitches want credit for everything.
This is a safe space that we created.
It's not like it should get for us.
It's really not easy to get on with it.
You're blocked.
Like, we couldn't just bring someone random from the street.
Like, we couldn't make it awkward.
And when you sat down like a queues do something or something.
You did, bitch.
It's like you had beef with me. That do of something or something. You did, bitch.
It was like you had beef with me.
That was what you said.
You had beef with me.
Cause we did.
Did you fuck John Mayer?
No.
What I, yeah.
That's all we need to know.
That's all we need to know.
Thank you for giggling with us guys.
We love you so much.
Sierra, it was an honor to have you on.
Thanks for having me.
I appreciate this.
My friend.
It was a long time coming. And honestly, Hannah just does things now without telling me YouTube
channel and inviting you on the pod. So I was just like, okay. Yeah, as long as Patia's not
doing what I'm working, she's fine with everything. Yeah, check out our YouTube channel.
We have merch that's out. Des really wants the ski outfit. He's like mad that I didn't get him
the ski outfit. Really? He looks cute. I think He's sold out though. It might, we'll see.
And we love you guys so much. Check us on YouTube. Talk to you later. Bye guys.