Giggly Squad - Giggling about curtain bangs, Teresa vs. Jackie, and how to poop at a guy’s place

Episode Date: February 23, 2021

Hannah tells a wild story about a girl who just found out the guy she was seeing has another girlfriend in Miami and Paige explains why she hung out with a guy for science. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is up my giggle team my giggle squad my giggle my gigglers we need to like put our hands in a circle be like and break break and giggle and giggle, my gigglers, we need to like put our hands in a circle and be like, and break, break, yeah. And giggle. And giggle. So we have a fucking episode today. We really do. A lot of life updates, some wild stories that I've been holding off, not telling you about, so I can get your authentic reactions. Wow, I can't wait. But first we have to address something important.

What is it? You got curtain bangs. No, I did. I have a wait. But first we have to address something important. What is it? You got curtain bangs. No, I did. I have a question. Okay. You're very proud of your curtain bangs, but how does this differ from you having a breakdown and getting bangs?

If you put curtain in front of it, it doesn't sound as bad, like what's happening? Here's the thing. I feel like because I can still put them behind my ears at like such, or I can pin them back and it's like I never got bangs. It's like her mental stability isn't. We're not rock bottom. We're not rock bottom.

We're on our way for sure. We're on that path, but we're not there yet. Yeah, we don't know what path it is, but we're on one. Also, how would you define curtain bangs? Because I've never heard of this shit until like two weeks ago when you were like, I'm doing it. I had never heard of it either until I saw it on TikTok, honestly. And I just saw girls with like, just like the most wavy, long hair.

And I was just like, I need, I need to switch a switch a row because I'm not down with it dying my hair because I'm too nervous about it and I don't think I would really look good any other color than the color I am. So like I either have to like have a bob or I need to do something drastic with my cut. So the next, and I'm not gonna get straight bangs

because I'm not a sociopath. Yeah. So I was just like, we're curtaining it up and I don't know. I don't know where the term curtain bangs came from. I just saw it on TikTok and I was like, I'm doing this. I just feel like you're so much more adventurous than me with all your hair styles. Like within the three years I've known you, you've reinvented yourself like fucking Madonna where I'm still here. She's just like, my Madonna. I'm just like, I need to revamp on my look, people.

Like your brand has changed and it's so funny because your hair do like made you season one. Like I'm not trying to, like you were more than that but like it was iconic. Yeah, and you were like, I don't need that. Yeah, you were like, watch me blow up without that haircut. And then I'm just still here with like my tangled, not brushed out middle part. Yeah, but you switch up your color. Okay, yeah. So that's your really light.

Like season one summer house, you were like, practically blonde. Mm. Like your hair was very light. Yeah, and then I was like, one or two inches shorter my second season, which, I mean mean no guys would ever see that difference But girls would appreciate I can't shave my fucking head and be like what's different about me? And they're like You got new shoes and I'm like no, I'm bald guys literally can't process hair

Changes in hair so then you wonder like why am I worried about three pounds when I could literally Have a bob and my boyfriend would be like, mm. And every time I would tell any guy, like I'm cutting my hair, like really short, they would be like, no, what? Oh my God, you can't have a bob, like that's so weird. And like any guy that I said, I was like,

I'm getting bangs, they were like, I was like not like Zoe De Chanel, Circa the new girl, like, like not those type of bangs. Even though she is pulled that shit off iconically. I love that, Jim. Next thing, we have like our notes page that we put stuff we wanna talk about through the week. What did you put eyelash serum?

What are you talking about? Oh my God, okay, I have to tell the girls. So I used to be obsessed with getting eyelash extensions and Hannah hated them when I got them. Hated them. So you looked good, but you just didn't, so okay. So I went overboard.

Sometimes I went overboard. Sometimes I would go in and I would just say to the lady, like, just fuck me up. You know, sometimes when you were drunk, like two or three of the eyelashes would like be turned in the wrong direction. It would be like almost hitting your eyeball and I like couldn't focus on what you were drunk, like two or three of the eyelashes would like be turned in the wrong direction It would be like almost hitting your eyeball and I like couldn't focus on what you were saying And I just want to pull them out

But I didn't want to ruin it and it was hard for me. Remember how many times I'd have like eye problems Yeah, with like my contacts and my lashes Okay, then I like I read I totally changed who I was this fall because I stopped getting eyelash extensions I stopped wearing eyelash extensions. I stopped wearing my contacts. I got LASIK eye surgery. So I'm all natural up here. So then I saw this girl on TikTok.

I get all my professional. All my news from TikTok. I saw this girl and she was using two different eyelash serums and she said that she had used them for four months and her eyelashes were crazy. So one of them is the Grande, you can get both of them on Amazon. One of them is Grande Lash, it's in like a gold thing.

And then the other one is Rapid Lash, it's called Rapid Lash. And so I put both of them on every single moment that we do it. How much do you put on? You just do like how you would normally do it. Like you dip it in the thing and then do like one swoop on your lash line. I started putting it in my eyebrows too. Oh my god. So I've been using it for a month. She said after four months her lashes were like insane. So we're doing we're like, we're just you put it on your chin, would you get a beard? Probably.

It's worrisome, I feel like. Put it on your nipples, Hannah. Okay. But anyway, so like I love tips and tricks for the girls, you know? And if you want Harry nipples, and I know what to do, I have a little life update.

Actually, it's not an update, it's something sad. It's something I'm just going to admit. I let my license expire after two years. I know somebody, you know, you see me, you know, like, damn, how does doing well. She's not. Damn, Hannah's got it all together. Literally had two years, two years. And first of all, I never wanted my driver's license. I was like, in the city, I never need to do it. We didn't have driver's ed in Manhattan High Schools. And then that's so crazy

to me. No, no one does it. Literally no one. Like when you turn 16 anywhere else, it's like, I went on my 16th birthday to get my driver's permit. When I turn 16, I'm just like, damn, my metabolism's slowing down. And I can't have muffins every morning No, I was pretty good. I was still anyway, so I basically Went to Wisconsin and whatever I use buses and my teammates would drive me around one back to New York and never needed a license And my dad was like you need to be a grown-up you have to get a license and I was like fine So I mean in case of an emergency, what if you need to like just flee somewhere In case there's a zombie apocalypse. Yeah, like what if you're someone's just like Hannah keys

I'm trying to be successful. I'm successful enough. I just have drivers all the time However, there have been awkward moments where I'm like in my car in my friend's car and someone will be like Hey, can you move up a little and I'm just like no and like, what? And I'm like, I don't know how. Next, thank you, next. Wait, so realistically, how many times have you driven? So I drive around Shelter Island when I was, I got my whatever practice license thingy. And I would drive around, yeah, my permit.

But there's no stop lights on Shelter Island. So it's like not real driving. So you're literally driving in a field? I'm driving in a parking lot, a big parking lot. You're literally awmish, and you have a horse in buggy. I drove a handful of times with stop lights in Riverhead or something, but then I had two driving lessons in the city, which was the scariest thing ever.

I lost confidence from that, and then my first driver's test I failed in Riverhead, my second one I went to the city, which was the scariest thing ever. I lost confidence from that. And then my first driver's test I failed and riverhead. My second one I went to the Bronx, which was wild. There's just like crazed like some guy on a skateboard, like jumped in front of me. And like it was just, there was all these weird overpasses, whatever. I know is I blacked out and somehow I, you're like laughing at me, but it's true. I was so nervous, but I somehow got in perfectly in the parking, what is the call when you back?

Parallel park. Parallel park, yeah. I was perfect with it. Don't know how to happen. Then the lady, basically, as I'm going back, is like, okay, you passed. And I'm like, oh my God, I'm so excited. And as I'm getting back in, I ram the curve.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Did she still pass you? Yeah, she just goes, Jesus Christ. And she said something. Like, she'd mumbled on to her breath. And I was like, I'm so sorry. And she gives me the pass. And I walk outside and my dad's waiting for me.

And he goes, no, no, no, no, no. She did not just pass you. I go, yes, she did. We're leaving. We're leaving. And he goes, I'm making a citizens arrest. Before she changes her mind. My dad literally was like, you should be not on the road.

So I'm not feeling that good about myself, even though I passed. Not great. So then I didn't never had to drive, except like summer house, people were like, can you drive? And I'm like, I literally can't. And I don't know how to explain that to you. Like, I can't. I also have anxiety with driving.

Yeah. And driving to the Hamons is like no joke. Like getting on the LIE is like not... You have to be very cautious. And it's not even you. You have to be so cautious of other drivers. So whenever somebody wanted you to drive, I was like, no, I want to make it there.

You know, I want to get there. Do you want to live? Then no, I'm not driving. And I don to make it there. You know, I want to get there. Do you want to live? Then no, I'm not driving. And I don't want that responsibility. So I feel like if you live in the suburbs, you gain confidence because you're always driving in the state, you just gain confidence with me. Where it's like if you drive in the city,

you just hate, you get yelled at immediately. I mean, if you just start honking at you. So I've never done it. So I got my fucking driver's license for my dad and then he told me that I didn't even deserve it. So then I guess it expired after like two years, but then you have two years to renew it. I didn't know this.

And I got all ready to renew it, but then COVID hit. And then I was kinda like, I guess I can't do it. Turns out all I had to do was go online. And they were letting, like literally when we were at Summer House, at any of the time time turns out at the end of August was when it officially expired to point I know I have to take the test again Hey, no, this is like my little nightmare. I have so much anxiety about driving

I have to go take the written test next week and then I have to sit through a five hour Whatever the fuck that is like driver's course driver's course, and then I have to stay through a five hour, whatever the fuck that is. Like driver's course. Driver's course. And then I have to do the test again. But part of me is happy, like maybe I'll really get confidence. But part of me is like, wait, do you have to come back to the city to do the test, or can you do it in the riverhead? I think I'm going to do it in the riverhead. But still, I'm so stupid.

Wait, this is actually hilarious. And if you don't document, you learning how to redrive. You're a 90-year-old woman. You will miss out on some really good content. But also, people think driving so easy, they're so confident in me, they're like, you're confident, get in the car. And then I'm in the car, and they're like,

why'd you do that? And I'm like, because I'm scared. Oh my god. So what makes you scared? Because I love driving. Like it's because it's not part of my culture. Just not who I am. I don't know if I'm fit.

I once was actually in Arkansas. And my friend's hot brother was like, oh my God, you don't know how to drive. And I was like, no, and he's like, you could drive my car. And I was like, no, and he's like, no, you can. And I was like, no, and he's like, you could drive my car. And I was like, no, and he's like, no, you can. And I was like, this is stupid. And I literally almost got an accident.

And then he was like, you know what you need? A Tesla. They drive themselves. They drive themselves. I know. I was just trying to wait for that. But like, oh my god. But what's happening is now I'm in a situation

where I'm living in West Hampton. And there's so many times that I'm like, oh shit, if I had my license. Yeah. Because you can't take ubers everywhere. No, and I'd force people around me to drive me everywhere, but it turns out I'm not that fun in the car, apparently I just look at my phone the whole time.

Well, yeah, you're not your horrible at directions. And I'm not your driv- You're not a copilot. The amount of times I feel like I've driven with you and have just been like manning the vehicle, also doing their directions, picking the songs. I have some relationship advice for people. This is our mental health moment.

It's not about who's so hot or who has more followers or whatever, it's about finding a person who's right for you. As in, if I dated a guy, I don't care if he's fucking Brad Pitt and he's bad at directions, we're not gonna work, because we will never even find our way home, ever. Like, every day will be a nightmare being lost. So, like, I've, even my best friends in life have always been good at directions.

Like, we just gravitate towards each other. I'm like, I'm last little duckling and they're like, follow me. Another thing about driving and like cars in general. First of all, I feel like, okay, actually, let me circle back because I have a lot more to say about this than I anticipated. So many things happen in a car like in the suburbs, like that are first times. Like the first time like you make out with someone, like a guy dropping you off at your home

and like sitting in the driveway, like things like that. So like, being in a car to me with a significant other is like- Good memories. Such good memories and like a very big deal. If we have to drive for more than 30 minutes, more than 45 minutes, and we can't vibe out in that car together and laugh and like listen to the same music and

like someone turn a song on and be like oh my god I haven't heard the song in so long. I don't want it. I don't want it. I was dating someone one time and Hannah was in the car with me. She was. Do you remember that? I know exactly what you're gonna say. Okay, so I was in the car and Hannah was in the car with me and I was dating this guy and very nice car. Very nice car. Very nice car. So you're gonna come to the car with Turner with like hug you?

Yeah, we're like, great fucking car. And we wanted to to vibe with the music or we wanted to talk and laugh. I don't want to sit there. And we listened to a podcast about aliens for, I don't know, two hours. We listened to a Joe Rogan podcast. And as I like to say, we are too pretty

to know who Joe Rogan is. Have you been seeing those memes that are like Joe Rogan for like, it's 2025, Joe Rogan's president? Everything is fine. Some people have said that we're the Joe Rogan of giggles, the giggle podcast of Joe Rogan. Anyway, long story short. We're the Joe Rogan of idiots.

With the Joe Rogan of can't form sentences, but have a podcast. Also, we are all about aliens. Like, I'm all about, yeah, no, no, no, for sure. We love an alien moment. However, this was not, this was a guy talking about a guy who heard a guy talk about aliens. And like, that's a point where you know when like,

you're looking at your friend and you're like, what the fuck is going on? But like, I can't say anything because it's your relationship. Like, I don't know if I have to start with a fight with your boyfriend or lessons. And it's helping to. I don't know if I have to start with your boyfriend or lessons on a television show. Anyway. So finally you go, who gives a fuck about this dude Brad?

Brad might have saw an alien talk to Brad. Like you literally were just like snapped. Like I don't know. Like you were, you were just like, why are we listening to this? And he's like, is this that interesting? And you were like, I want the last two hours of my life back.

I almost felt like I could feel Hannah silently hyping me up from the back. Like you fucking tell him. Put on Z100. Put on Z100. And you said it was one. Please. Do you know what it felt like? It felt like you're in the car with your, Put on C100. I need 7.1. Please! Do you know what it felt like?

It felt like you're in the car with your, with your like brother or sister and your dad's mad at you and you have to listen to the news. I'm so sorry. My friends having a boy crisis and literally it was, I can't do it right now. Oh my god. Can you tell me what it is?

Because I have a friend who just called me about a boy crisis, too, but I'm about to tell you about. She just kind of realized that she loves her best friend. Wait, that's actually hilarious. Because every day you've been doing the same thing and then one day you trick your mind and you're like, wait, no, I have to think about this totally differently. Yeah, so she's going through it right now.

So I need to tell him. Yeah. What do you say? He feels the same, through it right now. So I need to tell him. Yeah. What do you say? What do you say? He feels the same, but like it's just it's complicated. It's wild. It's wild. I love that.

Relationships are wild, especially when like you like a friend. It just gets dicey. It's I mean, we both get it. Though I've actually never had success dating a guy who was a friend first because if I'm not attracted to you, track, it's not going to work. Me neither. I like to know as little about you as possible and I like to keep it that way. End of story. I actually was giving advice to a girl who her name's Kelsey Koch. She's a great comedian. She was just on Burning and Hell and she got married at 22. By the way, she's Burning and Hell. And she got married at 22.

By the way, she's gorgeous, funny, everything. Got married at 22 at an open mic. I mean, she met the guy in an open mic. Then just got divorced at 31 a week before quarantine. She literally has never even seen dating apps. She's like an actual alien entering the dating scene. And she was like, do you have any advice from me like I've ended the pod and I was like look you are beautiful smart funny right now you feel lonely but do they have kids?

No I was like do not fall for the first charming guy who wants to date you just like you know how sometimes you're just like you just like that they like you can we that is a real fucking thing. I fucking I just have to say I fucking loved that Luke bothered me all the time. Like yeah, I was in love with him. No, I liked the attention when I was fucking bored. It's such two opposite ends of the spectrum because like I love a guy who wants nothing to do with me. You know, like I love a guy who wants nothing to do with me. I love that.

But then there's something else where if someone's obsessed with you, but plays it off in a cool way, but you know they really like you, the attention is just... When I know a guy loves my mind, when I know a guy just loves conversation with me, sex is cool because like eight minutes of fire, whatever. But like when I got, I like to your mind for three hours, like that's hot. Yeah.

When he like can sit there and laugh at you, like there's this one guy that like, if I post anything, he's like in my DMs, like you're so fucking cute. I'm not even listening to what you're saying, but you're so fucking cute. And I'm like, keep it coming. I need that attention in my life,

and I need more of it. But then it's when the attention becomes, it's a fine line for when you then get the ick. Toxic, or you actually understand who they are that things can change. That's what I was just trying to tell her. The first guy who gives you, I was like, just understand,

some girls don't realize that you can pull so many dudes. Yeah. It doesn't matter other people telling you that certain people are the best you can ever get. It doesn't matter. You also never end up with the rebound. No. And I also, I just feel like it's the girls who always settle.

I feel like I've come this long, this far. Why settle now? Let's just keep it going. You know? And oh, she also says something inspiring, which is like, people who are single, I think they can get really sad because they feel like, so literally no one loves me. Like, no one wants to be with me.

When that's literally not at page at all. No, not at all. It's literally, you're deciding you don't want to be with anyone right now. There's so many nice guys who would literally date me tomorrow and I'm like, you'll get out of here. I want the guy who literally has been ghosting me for a year. Like, I know.

You know, how are you not understanding that? That the guy who doesn't give a shit about me is who I want to date. But you know what's fucking the fucking hottest though? When a guy who just sees you and straight up like, yeah, I like you. And not a point where you're just like, yeah, I know you're at. And I've been around and you're at, that's the hot shot. When there's a guy that's like, who knows you? And then you try to play games and then you try to play games and fuck with them.

And they're like, okay, do you want to play games or fuck with them and they're like okay do you want to play games or can we just like not can we just like now this is like next level that is Mario Kart goal also tell your friend this there's also like there's guys who have liked you from like day one and have watched you be in relationships and then like when you're single the amount of people that come out of the woodwork that are like, I've just been waiting for you to be single and give me a chance. And you're like, I didn't even know you knew my name.

You know? I'm broken up with my boyfriend six months ago. Why didn't you tell me that? When I was like two pints of ice cream deep, wondering what the fuck was going on. So speaking of friends and love, I have a wild story for you. Yeah, tell.

So my friend text me as like, I need to talk to you ASAP. And she's not a friend that I talk to like every single day. So I was like, what kind of crazy shit is happening? So she basically goes, I just found out the guy I've been dating since September has a whole relationship with another girl in Miami. First of all, I'm like, why do my friends always think that I'm the one that you talk to about this crazy shit?

I'm like, I am living a retired life right now. You're a good sounding board and you give like funny quips back. You're like, well, is she pregnant? And I will get heated with you. I will get heated with you. Yeah, I will get heated with you So she basically tells me and oh this is why it's interesting She tells me crazy sound that you just me I just I just flew into the What is a club? Be boxing I thought you were saying like the vowels, like, hey, I owe you.

What's going on? It kind of felt good to be honest. Okay, good. Also, real quick, I got stuck on clubhouse accidentally. Dude, can we talk about that because I actually don't know what it is. And I feel like such a millennial. I got a notification that like Vinny from Jersey Shore

was on doing like something about reality TV with Kristen Doady and like girl with no job and Mike's the situation, so I just pressed it and it's basically like you're listening to someone's group phone call and No way and then every then you see all the people in attendance and the people can like click on someone to go in so they're talking about reality people and and the people can like click on someone to go in. So they're talking about reality people. And Steve from Summer House was on it too. But he was with me in the crowd. We were just watching. And then Claudia Oshry must have seen me

and pressed me to recommend me to be part of the, and I literally freaked out and just exed out. And then I was like, oh, I just didn't, like I was like 11 o'clock. And like I was, and I just didn't want to get involved in that you know I'd freak out. If just didn't want to get involved in that. You know I'd freak out. If you don't want to talk, can you say like I'm not talking?

You can say no. I don't really get what it is. So if it's just like you can go on and you can listen to people's conversations and then they can pick you if they want you to chime in. Yes, but it's like mostly like your list. It's basically like a panel. It's basically a panel. Okay. Okay. Okay, but it's like mostly like your list, it's basically like a panel. It's basically a panel.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. A virtual panel. And then you could put people into the panel and stuff. But you can't see anyone. No, you're just hearing people's faces.

It's like a little hard to me. It's like I do podcasts all day. Like I don't know if I, but it's interesting to be in like a group talk of a lot of people. They were talking about being on reality TV. So it was like interesting for a second. The last thing I want to be in a group talk of a lot of people. They were talking about being on reality TV, so it was interesting for a second. The last thing I wanna be is on a phone call

that I can't fucking hang up from, you know? That's exactly what I said. Watch where on Clubhouse in two weeks, however, right now, I hate phone calls more than anything. My brother makes fun of me all the time because to get off the phone, I will literally use any excuse. I'm like, oh, I'm coughing a lot, I gotta go.

He's like, what? I'm like, sorry, I have to shut the refrigerator, bye. The amount of times I've been in public being like, hey, I'm getting into an elevator and I'm just walking down the street. The elevator one is so good. I always use, I'm like, oh, my mom keeps calling me. Let me see what she wants, I gotta go.

Oh my God, I have to eat dinner and they're like, it's breakfast and I'm like, okay, my mom keeps calling me. Let me see what she wants. I gotta go. Oh my God, I have to eat dinner. And they're like, it's breakfast. And I'm like, OK, I gotta go. So this girl texts me, my friend. She texts me in September. And she basically is like, hey, I'm talking to this guy. He's like a comic. Do you know him?

And I was like, no. But like, in the comedy world, it's known. Overall, the rule is don't date comedians. That's just the rule. But like comedians dating comedians or just like in general, don't date comedians. And if you're a comedian, also don't date comedians. Got it. So you're going strong or what's happening. We are like against the rule. Like the, got it. You're the exception to the rule. Like I do not recommend it. but there's also certain kinds of comics. There's the comic you'll meet who never turns off.

He's off stage and he still has to be the funniest one in like three friends when you're just like having coffee and it's like non-stop clown. You're like, hey, it's 7 a.m. Pack it in. Do I have to laugh every fucking three seconds to make you feel like your dick is big? And then there's the kind of people who get immediately depressed on the go-of-stage. So offstage, they're just like in their hand, they're just like, yeah, you know, life is just so fucked up, you know?

Like, it's just like, no way. It's just like, they're like the darkest. Because you have to just constantly be reflecting on your own life to be a comic, to like come up with shit. Right. They're tough. So I basically was like, don't recommend dating a comic, especially not one that's like... ...that I don't know. Right?

And... ...and she was just like, yeah, whatever, he's hot. How'd they meet? Good question. Ho! You guys, this story is fucking wild. Wild, wild, wild. Random, do you, this story is fucking wild. Wild, wild, wild. Random, do you know this guy?

She started, she probably met him on like hinge or something. Okay. So then she just goes, hey, I need your help. Like, let me know when you have a chance. That's like, I get scared with those texts. I'm like, oh God. But basically, she goes, I found out he's literally living a double life.

She said that in December. Like they were hooking up and then December, he told her to stop going on dating apps. No way. So he was like, I want to be exclusive with you. So she finds out because someone saw on his page that she had hid, like him reposting a Valentine's Day thing with the girl Miami. Dude, you can't get away with anything anymore. I don't understand why people are so stupid.

Like if you're posting something on Valentine's Day, someone's going to see it. And then you look into it and she'd been like posting about him for a while. So then this is the fucked up thing. And this is where gas letting really gets into it. So this girl basically messages the girl. I think she messaged him too, but she messaged you. I was like, by the way, I just want you to know

that I've been dating this guy since September, casually, and in December, whatever. And basically the guy calls her and she sent a bunch of photos, including a dick pic that he sent her. So then he calls her and he's clearly as the girl with him and goes, I'm stop photoshopping me into your photos.

You're crazy. We had sex once and then we just became friends. We're just friends and I'm like, okay, now I'm feeling triggered. I'm feeling triggered in this moment. And just like, like, leave us alone. You're a psychopath. You're crazy. And like, in that moment, I was just like,

why is this still happening to people? Sorry, I had to yon. Not because of that story, just because it's my nap time. Here's the crazy thing. The fact that everyone from New York is now moving to Miami, it's like, what is the thing with it? It's a dangerous zone.

Miami is not real life. Like anyone who can live in Miami full time, I think is a sociopath because all you do is go out. It's a lot of partying. It's just tons of parts. It's a lot of partying. Okay. It's like such a night scene.

Florida doesn't give a fuck about COVID, like they don't care. Everyone's at the beach, everyone's drinking. Like, it's a party, it's fun, it's amazing. I fucking love Miami. But like moving there is next level. Moving there is aggressive. Moving there is next level aggressive, I think.

Also, with people living in both places, yeah, you could totally live a double life. But here's the other thing. It's 2021. If girls weren't finding everything out five years ago, how do you think we're not finding everything out right now? Like obviously someone is going to see this dude's story and be like, hey, I think your man has an actual girlfriend that he's posting on Valentine's Day.

Like how dumb could this guy be? Also how dumb is this girlfriend that like the your friend is like texting her like hey Like this is happening and the girls just like not believing it So I think at the end of the day I think he called and was like you won you got what you wanted But it was actually a very interesting conversation because she was like Hannah like Part of me wants to ruin him and I want to know how but then part of me also is like wants to ruin him and I want to know how, but then part of me also is just so distraught and I was like, because you're not in it, so easy to think clearly and I was like, look,

you said what you said and now every second you stay in that toxic shit, you need to now start working on your trust issues ASAP. You just now, the only way to really heal from dealing with these toxic relationships is getting your mental health together and then having a kind, great man that comes after. I just think the best revenge is literally silence. Yeah. And curtain banks. If you're seeing a guy for seven months,

and you find out when he goes to Miami, he's been legit dating a girl he'd be silent. Fuck no. I'm just the advice I give to normal people. What would you actually do? Find an arsonist. Hire him. No.

I don't know what I would actually do. I would freak out and then like say everything I needed to say to him and then absolutely go silent. And also like who has the time to have two girlfriends? Oh my God, it's so hard even like juggling a roster. Like, and I'm not dating any of them. You know, and it's like, I'm sorry. Like I'm hanging out in number three on Thursday.

Like I already committed. I don't know what you want me to do. I heard that there are men who legit have like second families. Like once there was a guy who full on lived his whole life with two families and just one random day he was walking with one of his kids and the other kid in the city like saw him and was like, dad, and the kid was like, dad? No one. And that's how he got found. I mean, there is no way you're not getting caught. But also, like, at what point, how little do you bring

to the relationship that you could literally half-ass to relationships? Like, are you, but it's true. It's hard enough to get one person that you could be like charming and witty around. Like, it's also like, why do you need that kind of infection from so many people? It's exhausting. I love clearing my bench and not talking to his men.

Like everyone thinks like, oh my god, yeah, you can talk to so many people. It's exhausting. It's exhausting. I hung out with a guy recently and my friend said this and it like resonated so much with me and I hung out with him for science. Please explain, please explain. Because I'd hung out with him one time and I was like, I think I like this guy. And then something happened and I was just like, you know what? I actually don't think I like him. And then I was like, but do I?

Maybe it's me, maybe I'm being crazy and he's actually really nice. And I was like, you know what? I'm gonna hang out with him one more time for science. And I had a hypothesis. And you wanna know what? I feel like I'm Darwin because I realized my hypothesis was true and I do not like him.

And I needed to hang out with him that one more time to prove my scientific abilities. No, I like that because if you're not 100% sure, you can do stupid shit and go back to people. But if you triple check that you do not like the guy. You need to know that when you're drunk, you know red triple check that you do not like the guy. You need to know that when you're drunk, you know red flags of who you're not gonna hit up. I had to put myself in like three different situations with him to really pinpoint that I didn't like that.

You just changed one variable at a time though. One variable at a time. Sometimes there were people, sometimes we were by ourselves, one X variable. That's wild. Do you ever have guys that you love alone, hate being out in public with,

or guys you love being out in public with, and then you're alone with them, and you're like, oh, dude, it's so sad, but you hate being out in public with one of them. You know what, I'm just like, oh, but I love you so much when we're alone, but in no situation are we going to a party together? Well, that was so good.

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We'll be here. We'll be here. We'll be here. We'll be here. We'll be here. We'll be here. We'll be here. I love in group settings and being at a party, but I hate being by myself with that. That's way fucking worse. That's worse, yeah. Because when you're out in public, you could have fun with so many people. It's the person that when you're alone, you find comfort with, and you wanna feel

that even though you're out with them, you make eye contact, and it's like you guys is the only one in the place. Right. Finally, now that we've figured out science, we're going to figure out something else that's even more complicated. And that's called pooping out a guy's house. Are you good at it? Because I'm very good at it. Here's the thing I'm not and I think I've given

myself intestine problems. Yeah. Well, this is the thing. Everyone's like holding your farts. Well, this is the thing. Everyone's like, hold in your farts. You can't, no. No, you can't. No, it's so, okay. So here's what happened to me. I went to this guy's house, okay. And I was spending the night and there was a snow storm. And he was like, oh my god, just like stay for the snow storm.

It'll be so fun. We'll like, big cookies. And he was being so cute about it. And I was like, in my head, I was like, okay, do I have like all this stuff I would need? Like, I have makeup, I have deodorant, I have a toothbrush, like cool. Okay, yes, I can stay.

So I stay that first night. It's gorgeous, beautiful. We love it. I wake up the next morning. I'm fine. I'm like, I'm going to skip the coffee this morning because things could go awry. Oh, wait.

So you're going through the process of dating where you literally can't eat or drink things that you love. Yeah. No. Can't eat or drink. I mean, the process, I'm in the stage with this human where like, can't be myself. It's just, haven't been myself yet.

And so I'm going through the day and I'm fine. And I'm like, okay, this is gonna be fine. Then he wants to do this workout together because he has the mirror workout thing. And I actually for the first time in my life was like, yeah, I actually do wanna try this. So I'm in the middle of the workout and I'm like, ooh, this is gonna be dicey.

So I'm like, okay, obviously I have to shower after the workout. So I'm like, amazing, I'll go in the shower, I'll turn the shower on. It's elaxative, running's elaxative. I couldn't figure out the shower. I'm freaking out because the shower is so cold. And I'm like, okay, I can't poop and then call him in and be like, can you fix the shower is so cold. And I'm like, okay, I can't poop,

and then call him in and be like, can you fix the shower? And now I've already been in here for 20 minutes. So he probably already thinks that I'm pooping. So I'm trying to fix the shower. So then I'm literally standing in a towel. I open the door and I'm like, hey, I can't figure out the shower.

And he's like, I knew it. You were like acting so confident. And I was like, I wasn't acting confident. I was telling you to get out. That was pre poop. So you haven't pooped yet So I shower I get out of the shower now I can't go now I literally can't go because I'm so anxious. Oh my god I have to go a whole other night. My stomach is so bloated. I mean, so much pain, okay? This is what's wrong with our society.

This is fucked up because he's probably been farting the whole fucking time. The whole time. And when I'm like, oh my god, if he farts in front of you, that means he's just like so relaxed with you. No, like fuck off. Well, this is the thing. It's hard if you get anxious and like, then you can't go. That's not your fault. Then I couldn't go. Well, this is the thing, it's hard if you get anxious and then you can't go. That's not your fault.

Then I couldn't go. And we're in the middle of a snowstorm. So I can't be like, oh, I'm gonna run to Starbucks, which used to be like my move. Like, oh, I'll just like run here. Yeah. I wake up that next morning. Hannah, I book it out of there at 8 a.m.

I'm about to explode. I literally, I couldn't handle it. I was like, oh my God, I gotta go. I forgot to have like a call. Like I got a run. But you know what's crazy? Once you have your first poop that he catches you in, you're like, oh wait, that wasn't that bad.

So then after we were like on the phone like a couple days later and he was like, you know what's crazy? And I was like, one, he was like, that girl's just like, don't poop. And I was like, I started laughing. And he was like one he was like that girl's just like don't poop. And I was like I started laughing and he was like you went two full days you so sealed pack without pooping. The fact that he knew you didn't poop though I don't love that he's aware of your poop. No I think he knew that I was so anxious about it and he was like why didn't you just say like you had to go to the bathroom. I was like, I couldn't. And then it brought

us to another level because he was like, okay, you're disgusting, but like just go. Once you get to the poop thing, it becomes intimate. And as Taylor Strucker once said, guys will love your natural smells because they fall in love with your pheromones. I don't recommend farting in their face. However, it's not the end of the world. I personally have IBS, I think it's undiagnosed, but I already tell that I know. I just eat cheese and I'm lactose intolerant and I, yeah, hordes of cheese. But I'm gassy, but not even the fun gassy,

like a hot fun. Is there a fun gassy? No, fun gassy is when you could make noise with it. Mine is silent and Like you can't even blame the dog like that's how bad it is I killed the dog. I've never once in my entire life ever farted in front of a boyfriend ever I can't tell you the amount of times I've I farted on British Dave's face when he's going down on me like I farted in every situation. I am the professional farder, but like I don even want to. I just can't, I can't hold it in. But anyway, yeah, my thing with pooping,

it's very strategic. What I would do is you go in and do the flush move, where you flush while you do it, you turn the water on while you do it. People say lighting a match is good. Since then, I have gone to the bathroom at his apartment. He doesn't know that, obviously. But the next time I went into his bathroom, like, a couple days later, he had a fabri-s thing,

like sitting on the thing, and, like, wipes, and, like, no one said anything about it, and I was like, oh my god. Well, is that to make me feel more comfortable? I actually had an ex who was, like, so obsessed with his pooping. Like, he had a squatty potty, which, by the way, kind of, like, oh, wait, I actually really an ex who was so obsessed with his pooping. He had a squatty potty which by the way, kind of like, oh wait, I actually really fuck with those. Yeah, I fuck with those. Then the wet wipes, he couldn't,

like if we went to hotel, he had to bring his wet wipes. Like it was a whole thing with his. That's a little intanto, you have to bring them with you, but I judge guys very, like so much on their bathroom and I actually told this guy that too.

I was like, I went through your entire bathroom like the second time I met you. If you don't have, like, wet wipes and q-tips, if you don't have q-tips, I don't think I've got that. It's like, how do you orgasm? Yeah, like, do you even have a bank account if you don't have q-tips? And I like to look and see like what brand shampoo they use, what face wash, what their skin regimen is.

Anywhere I go, I check the bathroom. Like if you go to a restaurant and you check the bathroom when it's prime time, you're like this place is great. If you go on the bathroom and shit, you're like there are rats in the food. There are rats in the food, we have to go. They're like this is a five-star restaurant. No it's not. I've seen the bathrooms get food. We have to go. They're like, this is a five-star restaurant. No, it's not. I've seen the bathroom. Get out. We need to go. No, I'm telling you. We have the bread. Let's go. There are toilet papers not in the Noregami. We got to get out of here. It's a leave. The toilet paper is actually upside down. And I want, I don't want to think I want a

bowl sink. There's no bowl sink. If you walk into a bathroom, a public bathroom, and it's a bullsink, you're like, shit. This face is big, I am. No, but guys are the worst with their bathrooms. Also, have you ever shaved your vagina with a guy's razor when you're in his shower? Oh, yeah. Everything's not.

Everything's not. Every single time. And you're like, damn, this razor is kind of good. And then you see him shaving his face the next day, and you're like, oh, that's fine. Every single time. And you're like, damn, this race was kind of good. And then you see him shaving his face the next day. And you're like, oh, that's fine. Also, when I was younger and I used to go, I've always gone through people's bathrooms. I don't know why.

People need to talk about it more because everyone's doing it. When I was younger and I would go to a guy's and they'd have like, girl stuff in it, I used to be like, oh my god. Like, I can't believe like, he's like talking to another girl and she's like girl stuff in it. I used to be like, oh my God. Like I can't believe like he's like talking to another girl and she's like leaving her shit there. Now if I go into a guy's place and they have like face wash and makeup remover,

I'm like, stink, fucking God. I want to personally text this girl. Okay, that is next level player, makeup remover. No, I think it's like girls leave it. And I'm just like so thankful for that girl before me You know, it's a girls helping girls because I'm gonna leave stuff. You know, I'll leave a face moisturizer for the next girl No, cuz I'm a girl's girl women supporting women Leave a hair tie leave a couple hair ties lying around I love I love it

I love it also if men are. I love Bobbi-Tame. I love it. I love it. Also, if men are listening, at least just get a conditioner, because that doesn't make you look like, uh-ho, just get conditioner, because when I go in and I fucking shampoo and then I realize, or there's the two and one bullshit that she is not two and one. That's the one. This guy had shampoo conditioner and a body. And I was like, nice. He's so... And that is why the patriarchy still exists

because we're out here buying six. You know, $60 face wash, and they have a three-in-one bullshit. And it's like, straight. They're like, oh, straight. Imagine if guys judged us on our bathrooms, like, we're saying like, because he has a one single body wash, a shampoo and a conditioner, just like basic necessities, we're like, he's amazing.

I have 47 different shampoos in there for like different sets than I can. Like, someone's looking like, who, what is a serum and why do you have 40 of them? It looks like you're doing like a chemistry experiment on your face every fucking day. If any guy came and slept at my apartment and like showered here, it would be a fucking spa for him.

Actually, I didn't X who was so fucking annoying. His bathroom was full of like half filled shampoo bottles. So I say full, I mean like at least nine half full shampoo bottles. And I was like, guys, we gotta throw some of this away. And like, he's like, but it was like his past of like all his fucking baggage, like ex-girlfriends, shampoo, like they just never threw away the fucking shampoo bottles. But I'm also not that bitch to start cleaning anyone unless I'm wifey. So like I'm not cleaning your fucking bathroom.

So I was at this guy's house one the other day. And I just cleaned his kitchen. You like him. He goes, oh my god, why did you do that? You didn't have to do that. And I was like, I don't know. And I sat down and said, I don't know why I did that. It's the fucking weirdest thing.

Like, I am Mrs. I don't cook, I don't clean, but I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna make a scene. But did you just make that up? No, that's, that's Cardi B. Oh, the Wapsong. I don't cook. I don't clean, but I'm gonna tell you. Oh my god, this is great. I just literally thought you wrote that line. Actually, I'm gonna tell you how I got

this ring or, but I changed it to it, but I'm gonna show you how I make a scene. Turns out when you like a guy, you start getting these weird, just like maternal instincts where you're just like, I need to, to clean things and I'm gonna cook for him. Turns out, you don't have to do shit except cook for a guy, and he falls in love with you next level. And the most anti-feminist shit I've ever said in my life, the feminists leave my body right now, but there is something, I very maybe just like,

like we were the gatherers and they were the hunters, we're like, when you make something for them, and you give it to them, it's like a gift that, yeah. I had like a full come to Jesus moment when I caught myself like literally on my hands and knees white thing the floor of the kitchen. I was like are you okay? Like I got up. I was like I think I have to go home and like not text you for a couple days because I don't this is disgusting Oh my god No, I've like started doing like wavy things and it's so weird

because it's not me, but it means you care about someone. Disgusting. That's move on. Like I would like I would make a do to sandwich if I really liked him. Anyway, let's hear from page news. Let's talk him and Kanye's divorce because she filed her divorce papers today. I mean, we all knew about it obviously.

I love how they're so good at taking a story and making it like relevant again when it's like it happened. We're done. I just think she looks so good though. Like, I just feel like she's getting so back to her roots with her outfits. But do you remember? She did this like whole post on Instagram being like, I just realized that I'm a mom. So I'm not going to post like things that I don't want my kids to see. Do you remember what you did that time?

I do remember that. Like, she forgot about it. And we were like, Kim, we're here for your ass. Now post it. But also the way your fashion has just changed like so much makes me happy for her. Because you know what? It might be cool to wear tan all the time and have the completely tan face and tan lips and tan everything.

But it's like nice that she's getting back to her own voice and her own self. I'm excited. I'm also just really excited to see dating rumors about her. Because it's just fun. It's exciting. Also, we'll go right into Travis and Courtney, who I am low-key obsessed with as a couple. Like, the way they're promoting their, you know,

couples could be really fucking annoying. It's also interesting how every couple is different on social media. Every couple has a different aesthetic. There is a aesthetic. It's like, we're not gonna be annoying, but we'll let you guys know like we're happy. I saw meme the other day and it was like,

this guy makes me kinda happy, might fuck around and only post it is like left hand. Yeah. And I just related to it so much because I was like I like you, but not enough to post you. Show me your finger. I wanna do a giggly squad pull

of how many girls have posted a photo of two glasses of wine in their living room when it's just them. I a lot. And I am one of them. But yeah, it's so interesting when you get a guy because at first you're like, I'm gonna keep this private.

This is just about me. It's just that. And then something comes over you and you're like, the whole world needs to know that I'm dating this amazing man. But then you're like, oh wait, he doesn't want to pose for all my Instagram photos. Like, guys who actually pose for all the Instagram content? No, I don't want to. I also like, I don't want, I don't want someone who's constantly posting me. I want them to post me sporadically in a funny situation. But I don't want to post a story of a guy,

and it'd be so intentional, this is the guy I'm seeing. I don't know, I just want to be normal. But then it's all like, and also I can't have my other boyfriend's get mad. 100% it's very complicated. God forbid, then their assistant finds it, and then? A hundred percent. It's very complicated. It got forbidden. Then their assistant finds it and then they know all your families and your father.

So how many guys houses can I poop at, you know? It's too much. You're in his DMs. My poop is in his toilet, so. Mm-hmm. OK, I heard that quick front page news for me. OK. That are favorite couple, Megan Fox and Michigan Kelly.

Machine Gun Kelly wears Megan Fox's blood around his neck. What do you think about this? I think it's disgusting. I also, it makes me queasy. It makes me, it just freaks me out. This isn't the first time that a couple has done this. I don't know if you remember in the 90s. Yeah, Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton used to do that.

I was actually talking to Portia Williams, my other friend. No, but Jill, she's not. No, but Jill, she's not. About this and she goes, she goes. Okay, so, however, Angelina Jolie gave a vial. Yeah. And then he only got a drop of Megan Foxes. I think it looks like a weird murder case that's happening.

However, part of me was like, why doesn't my boyfriend wear his blood on his head? Here's the crazy part about this. Here's the thing. I realize that listening back to our podcast, all I say is here's the thing and 100%. And I liked that about me. And those are my two quirks. Imagine if Des just walked in and was like, hey Hannah, can you cut your finger open and just drip it into this vial?

So happy you brought that up. I think they have some fucking crazy sacks. And there's some kind of shit. This is a legit, I think they have some crap. I think my shoes too vanilla. I like a light choke. I think there's some crap. I think my shoes do vanilla. I like a light choke. I think they are legit. Like, there's some shit going on with blood.

Because blood doesn't just come out and nowhere. I don't love that. Then there's nothing about that that turns me on. It really does. I have a question. Porsche then said, we were talking about it. She goes, it's like, um, Demafeo, when they would put blood in the spaghetti

pardon? I said what? Yeah that's why you don't go to the wife's house if you've been cheating on her and she made spaghetti she'll have blood in it and I turned my mama go is that a thing? and I'm almost like I don't think so I mean never one time ever in my life heard that wait I mean we're in the mafia so I haven't heard that in my mafia um I have heard that in my life heard that. I mean, we're in the mafia. So I haven't heard that in my mafia chat. I have heard that in my mafia. My mafia group chats have been, I mean, about fizzes. And it's like, we're the people that are eating the bloody pasta.

I don't know. There's no way they're out to get us. I was like, porcises, that's what you think of Italian people. She goes, Maranera, it's blood, it's not tomato. Oh, that's just gossing. Also, I had another thought about it that was like really, it like made me feel icky and I didn't say it out loud to anyone, but I will say to you and all the giga glurs.

Yeah. Another part of me thought that like what if like the blood was like her period blood? Like that because like all, yeah, that crossed the line. Did everyone think it, but no one said it? No one said it because I was trying to be appropriate, but here we are Well, because that's it was like one of my first thoughts I was like how is she get she had where she bleeding that he's just like getting blood From her like okay, would you rather have a guy have your blood and a necklace on him?

I don't like any guys with like statement necklaces, but anyway or Your name tattooed on this chest. I don't mind a name tattoo, but the chest for sure is a no. Here's the thing. I wouldn't mind a guy just getting like, H somewhere, like just like a little H. Yeah, that wouldn't bother me.

If I'm picking between that and blood around your neck, I'm going tattoo. Blood is crazy. Yeah. That's insane. What if it was like, he was like, give around your neck. I'm going tattoo. Blood is crazy. That's insane. What if it was like, he was like, give me your tooth. I'm the tooth fairy. I'm your tooth fairy bitch. What if he was like, I'm going to cut a piece of your hair and like wear it in a locket? What if he is army hammer pretending to be machine gun cutly? It's just, the guys are getting weirder and weirder as we're getting older. There's just, there's something going on with the guys and we need to check on them.

The next relationship we have to talk about, which is getting back into Bravo, which we just need to discuss, because we haven't heard each other's opinions on this yet. I can't wait, I can't wait. Well, Teresa has a new boyfriend first, and then let's discuss Reha's size of New Jersey. Yeah, we'll go into our Benjing. Everyone's saying that he's a Scientologist. People are worried about him for try, because people said that she's suddenly starting

this business, and look, I'm an opportunist, I love a business. Damn, we love money, however. First. I don't know if I, at first I was like, shit, I don't like a guy like getting in with her, realizing she has all this potential and money and eyes on her, starts this business with her.

But then pardon me, if you're madly in love with someone, it could be fun to start a business with them. But then pardon me, if you're really in love with someone, don't you know that starting a business is probably the worst thing you could possibly do? You're all my exact thoughts.

Okay, because I went on a journey with that and I'm glad that you went with me. Ditto. I concur. All of those thoughts ran through my brain. If within a year a guy wants to start a business with me, you have to break up with him. Like no. Next thing you know, you have to fucking sign a prenup against, he needs to sign a prenup for you.

The only way I would start a business with a man is one, if we were engaged or like married, and it was clear that there was lawyers involved, and this was a 50, 50 split. And if anything were to go awry, we walk away mutually with 50, 50. The only way I would ever get into business with a guy is if like, doesn't I got our own talk show that like, we could get fired from.

Like, it's not my entrepreneur thing with him. Yeah, I just I think it's really messy. Also, like I don't know any guy that would be like Hey, what's that from page new stuff you do? It's like I want to come in on it. I'd be like no. No, but what guys like let's start a like female liking slide. Yeah, unless he's like financially backing some of it. I don't know. Yeah, then it's like okay, so like he's giving me the money to do it. I don't know. But the world is divided right now. There's team Jackie and team Teresa. We haven't talked about it at all. Oh my god. This is okay.

Okay, wait. Let's do this in like a fun way. Okay. On the count of three, you will say whose side you are on between Jackie or Teresa. One, two, three, Teresa. So much to talk about. Okay. Let's do this in... Okay, let's do it in format. Debate format, debate team. We both were in the debate team, but how would it go?

Um, please state your reasoning. Okay, at first, like to say that I appreciate everyone involved. I love the real housewives of New Jersey. They are my favorite housewife franchise. I fuck with all of them. Heavy. I am and will forever be a Teresa, Judy, Stan. I don't care if she's wrong. She can be so wrong in fights I can know that she's wrong and I will never ever not take her side. I think her going around Jackie's husband's party and

Saying that he cheats on her was horrible. I don't think she should have done that. But here's the thing. She's on a reality TV show. Jackie signed up for the reality TV show. Jackie's husband signed up for the reality TV show. There's gonna be some rumors about your relationship. It's inevitable. You are adults on a TV show.

That is a good point. Jackie would have won that fight and been like that's fucked up of you to say about my relationship. But Jackie lost this fight immediately when she brought a child into it. And I don't care if G is like an adult and however old she is, she's still a kid on the show and she didn't sign up for the show. So the moment Jackie said anything about Gea, it didn't matter that Teresa said something about her marriage because you just don't go for a kid. It's what happened is basically like.

And I get with Jackie was saying, Jackie moves making an analogy. She's making an analogy like, what if I said this about your daughter? But this is a thing, like, if you, you signed up for the TV show. Mm-hmm. And I joke, like, I feel like it's part of becoming a housewife

that someone spreads a rumor that your husband Cheats on you or your boyfriend Cheats on you. But if someone did that to you and it's so false, like, and you feel so angry, like, and you feel so angry. Like I almost understand, like I can empathize that in the moment she just said the worst thing she could possibly make. Yeah, I can see that too. I can see that.

But after hearing what you said, I do kind of agree with you in that, Gia is not, it's a very low blow. However, I feel like, Trey kind of put herself in a vulnerable position that you came for her family. Yeah, so she's gonna come for your family back. I feel like if someone came up to me and was like your husband's cheating on you, and it was so untrue, I'd be like, oh guy, like good,

take them away, I'm so sick of them. Like if you know it's so untrue. Also like fighting tactics, some people's fighting tactics is to like go harder. Where like I think me and you are fighting tactics are to be like okay or like I cry, you know? Yeah, it's either like I'm gonna make you look like an idiot or I'm gonna cry. Like I'm not gonna know? Yeah, it's either like, I'm gonna make you look like an idiot or I'm gonna cry.

Like, I'm not gonna come up with, it's not like an eye for an eye. I'm just gonna like say some sarcastic things to piss you off or something like that seems like it's not that bad, but then you'll be at home and you'll be like, what did she mean by that? I mean, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

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up. And it just, I just, I hate seeing like Jackie get all this hate when it's like, she didn't, she didn't start it. I mean, I get what she was saying with the analogy, like look, I could say something about someone in your family and it would be so damaging. But if she said, if she said, I heard Joe, like, does a ton of coke, it'd be like,

what you do, like, her job, she did on you, she'd be like, yeah. I think what she had to do is be like, look, I know that you're going through stuff in your own life, but like, I'm here for you and I will talk it through, but like, you trying to bring other people down around you is not a way to go about it. Yeah.

That's why I would play it. And then also, I think it was kind of like Jackie in the beginning being like, I'm a lawyer, so like, I'm smart. I love Trees' response. Like, okay, well, you're still like, you're still on a reality TV show Like the rest of us and no one else is a lawyer. So like, are you really doing better?

But like her being a lawyer she should be way better at fighting Like her saying that thing about Geo was stupid like and if you're a lawyer, obviously you're not a good one because you're horrible at fighting They are both so not on the same planet. So when they're fighting, they're just not making sense. But I just feel like I've also grown up with Teresa. Yes, you know, like a blotster since I was, well people are very like, oh, this woman Jackie was just like a fan of Teresa

because there's like a photo of her like holding her kid, taking a photo with her, saying she studied the housewives or whatever. And it's like, okay, everyone gets there in their own way, she's still a housewife, she's still bringing it. But G is Instagram is like full of people making fun of her and saying she does coke.

And then people are like, see Jackie, this is what you did. But at one point, you're also like, can we stop cyber bullying? A kid too, also like, oh my my god she's 22 she did coke in college like but you also like that could ruin like her getting a job like saying she does illegal drugs and stuff yeah and but that like your husband but like saying her

husband cheated I feel like is kind of worse than saying a 22 year old girl to cocaine. See, I don't think so because like, because G is not even on the show. Like, how, how the fuck did she get roped into this? And now G has to worry about people like wondering about her character. No, G is named. G is named should not have been. Yeah, like G is named should have never been brought up. Like, okay, what's, what's the worst that would happen to Jackie?

She's gonna have to defend her family a little bit. Like, no, my husband doesn't cheat on me. Like, okay, but like this girl has to, this girl's a college and like, Theresa looked so bad and like, she didn't have to like, yeah, it was an, it was this fight was a layup for Jackie and absolute layup. Yeah, and she She fucked it up. It's so funny. We legit watch it like sports were like oh

Like like to like Theresa made her bed and like she had to lie in it dude We legitimately watch housewives like the big game is on yep The game were like wow, did you see those stats last night Jackie had Mondries had one then Game over at the buzzer Oh my god, are you excited for Jersey overall? I'm so excited. I was actually texting with Margaret the other day because I'm sorry she looks stunning And I had to I was like you look absolutely stunning on the show and she was like oh my god Thank you so much. I love summer house. I was like, I'm obsessed with you.

But I'm so excited. And I actually really like Jennifer this year too. Didn't for Aiden? Yeah. Oh, like you like her attitude? Yeah, like I feel like I have a father. She had a wild reunion. Yeah, she's crazy.

But I feel like I'm gonna really fuck with her this season. I'm interested to see what happens with Melissa Gorga and her husband, because they aren't they always just kind of like, they're good normally, right? They're always like, yeah, I love Joe when he's like talking about Antonia like dating. I just, I just love her fam. Yeah, yeah.

It's gonna be, it's gonna be a good one. I just love, I'm gonna do a lot of Jersey impressions. Like, can't wait for it. The march, the march. God, it's what, oh my god. What's happening? What's happening? Margin Joe or just like also just like such couple goals. Well what do I say? What do I say? What do I do? Oh my god. What do I say? What do I say? What do oh god? Did a child's name was in the way? Yeah, she kept going. She kept saying something. She kept saying something. Oh she's bringing, which is what she's bringing up.

Oh, she's bringing up the past thinking of it. Oh, no, I don't know what to do. Oh, she's, oh, stop it. Oh my god, I don't know what to do. It was actually weird that she was there for that. And then she was just running around. Yeah, she was saying something. Fuck, I forgot.

And then I was actually watching it with my mom. They get bleeping out. What Trisha is saying. And my mom was like, well, what is she saying? They're bleoping it out. And I was like, she's calling her a cunt mom. That's what she's doing.

OK. She was like, I don't see that for Teresa. OK, if your British or Irish or whatever, cunt is just like a common thing that people, like you feel like you're such a cunt. When Italians say the C word, it's like the worst word in the world. I'm like, they're like, they're saying it, you know? Like, I've never even heard my time family say the C word? It's like the worst word in the world. I'm like, they're saying it, you know?

Like I've never even heard my time family say the C word. Like say it's the C word. I've never heard anyone say it either. I have been heated enough to say it. Yeah, we know. And it's horrible. I think it's bad. Unless I lived in,

but then I'm like, I'm like basically European. You look okay. And it's just a British princess when I say it. I identify as a British, yeah. It's just one British. People say they say, can't. It sounds so nice, really cool.

Yeah, we sound like deep. Yeah, it hurts. Well anyway, I'm so excited at Summer House. We got New Jersey at Lanna's pop and off getting wild. Yeah, I have to catch up on Atlanta. You guys, I love you so much. Thank you for giggling with us. We went a little over time. Yeah. This was so much fun. And if you have any questions about Curtin Bang's page is available. I'm here for all your Curtin Bang needs. Thank you so much. Please DM me. Also our new merch is coming out really, really soon.

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