Giggly Squad - Giggling about death, dildos, and depression
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This podcast is sponsored by Lancome. What's up gigglers?
Gary, fix the wifi.
Manifest that shit.
We can't be managed.
I mean the day just got away from me.
What's up my grappling with our existence gigglers?
That was one of my better ones.
I thought of it this morning.
I am grappling with my existence.
You know, why like some weeks or just some days,
you're like so in your head.
Yeah.
You know what?
This is probably wrong,
but like I feel like I just have like low dopamine days.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, I've been on ADHD TikTok.
But I used to, like, you know,
when you're feeling like shit and then you're like, I'm depressed, like I'm a depressed person.
Now I'm just like, oh, I'm having a low dopamine day and I just like lean in.
And Dez will be like, are you okay? And I'm like, my dopamine's low. Like it's like my blood sugar is low.
Now that I have my period again, I've been like tracking all my...
Oh, okay, Advent Queen, okay, Woman in STEM.
Literally I've been tracking like my mood.
I'm normal one week of the month.
Like it's not, it's actually not funny.
Like here's how it goes.
I have my period, I'm done with it.
Then I'm normal for like that next week.
Then the following weekend, all I wanna do is have sex.
Then the following week after that, my boobs get huge.
I'm in that phase right now.
Then I get my period the next week.
Isn't it funny?
I feel like we either, all we wanna do is have sex
or all we wanna do is not be touched.
And there's like no in between.
There's no in between.
Like I actually, actually.
Actually.
People are always like, oh, well this is really more
because I'm like so deep in love island.
Like, oh, do you like a cuddle?
Do you want like a cuddle?
And it's like, as I get older, no, I don't.
Like I don't.
When they say cuddle, do they mean like fingering?
No, I think they mean like snuggling in bed.
And like I don't.
And then I'm like, am I weird? I weird but I'm like no we just had sex
Get the fuck away from me. Like I mean a couple minutes by myself
Separate beds. I feel like we'll be normalized in marriages
No, like bring back the 1950s when we like slept in separate beds and like basically had our own rooms
Honestly go out and treat on me all the time.
I don't give a fuck as long as you're leaving me
the hell alone.
Cause you're really ready to have like a great sleep,
which is all the time.
And then you hear your man's like snoring
and then you could just feel his body heat.
Yeah.
And you're just like, this would be so much better if.
And some women actually complain like,
oh men like fall right to sleep when their head hits the pillow.
Good.
Good.
Shut your mouth.
Give me the remote.
Let me have 15 minutes after you fall asleep to decompress.
What's your opinion on TVs in the bedroom?
Love it.
I think you're psychotic.
I think like my parents at a young age were like no TV in the bedroom.
So I thought that was a rule like forever.
Like I'm a full, I'm 32 years old.
And I was like, we can't have TVs in the bedroom.
That's illegal.
I think for someone who rots as much as you do in the bed,
you have to switch up your little screen to the big screen,
to the medium screen.
Like I can't just be little screen all day
or I go insane.
My problem, actually my morning routine is so bad
and I need to talk about it.
Because I will finally get up, which is, you know, a battle.
And then I go to the couch where I can lay down.
That's not really waking up.
But in my head, I'm like, she's up.
But like, you haven't started your day at all.
And then you're like, next thing you know it's 3 p.m.
Right.
For the past six months, I like haven't slept in.
What do you do?
I cry.
Well, I've been going to bed earlier
and turns out when you go to bed early,
you do wake up earlier, which is like a crazy thing. That's a pyramid scheme. It's a literal
Ponzi scheme. Speaking of different screens I actually want to ask you this
I know we're like starting out kind of dirty sorry Kim um when you watch porn
mm-hmm big screen or little screen and do you think it's generational because
for some reason when I watch porn I have to go to my laptop. That's I think it's generational? Because for some reason when I watch porn, I have to go to my laptop.
That's, I think that's okay.
That's insane, but I feel like I can't even say that
because what I'm about to say is even more insane.
Oh, by myself on little screen, I'm on my phone.
Okay, oh yeah, I forgot you have like a whole team.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Not gonna lie, this is a crazy story I'm gonna tell it because it's so good and it's
never been told and Craig like literally wouldn't let me tell it on the pod when it first happened
because he was so traumatized by it and I was like this is one of the best stories ever.
So one time me and Craig were in his living room, okay, and we're on the couch.
I don't know what was going on,
but like we're like, we're gonna have sex.
So from his front door, you can see like,
if you're like standing at the front door and like,
you know how there's like little windows
on the side of the door?
Like if you peered in,
you could see into the living room, like, on the TV.
But, like, no one's, like, coming up to your door,
like, whatever. So...
We had this really weird phase where, like,
every time we were having sex, someone would ring the doorbell,
like, at my apartment. Like, we had ordered something,
and I'm always like, oh, my God, did they, like, hear us outside?
But, like, whatever.
So, we're sitting on the couch, we're having sex,
Craig's like, oh, let's watch porn. But he puts it on the TV.
Cause you're in the living room.
Cause we're in the living room.
And we just bought a frame TV.
So why would we not use it?
So porn's happening on the TV, we're having sex, doorbell rings his front door.
We both look at each other, like, stop for a second.
And I'm like, they'll go away.
Like, it doesn't matter.
Like, they'll go away.
Craig's like, oh my god, no.
Like, it's definitely someone.
We stop.
He turns it off.
The person had, like, walked away.
And Craig was, like, too scared to go to the front door.
So he brings up his, like, ring camera.
It's a little fucking kid selling candy.
Oh.
Oh.
Craig, for three days, was scared
that his parents were going to come to the house
and be like, what the fuck?
My kid saw this on the TV.
It was a Jehovah's Witness.
And they were like, these people need to be saved immediately.
No, this is so dramatizing. I'm like, you probably got nervous and read why.
Wait, my favorite story that you now we're just exposing things, but we're just tired.
So this is what happens when they were filming a show and there was a dildo out.
Can you tell them that?
Oh my god.
Okay, so one time. Oh my god.
Okay, so one time.
No, this is so raunchy. But it's so funny.
It's so bad.
Mom, turn this off.
It's like so, it's not for moms.
Well, none of you can stay, but moms.
So when you film Southern Charm, like,'re in your house, like they're all over.
Like I almost feel like they wanna show people,
like look how fucked up they are,
like look how messy this is, and like this room is disgusting.
So we're in the living room, we're filming Southern Charm,
I'm looking at Craig, I glance down at the ground,
there's a literal dildo under the table.
I'm freaking out inside.
I can't call any attention because the camera people are going to go right to it,
then it's going to be on the show.
Then we're going to look like I'm going to look like an absolute whore.
Because obviously like it's all those moments where you're like,
am I going to save it by like, what do you do?
I was like, should I kick it more
under the table?
But like- You should've like chucked your body onto it.
You couldn't see it, but like from the angle,
I'm sitting on the couch, like I'm,
it's staring directly at me.
Oh, so you don't know if they see it
and they're just now acknowledging it.
Oh my God, that's tricky, tricky, tricky.
But they didn't see it and then, and we moved it,
but it was so, I was so scared.
I was like, if that makes it on national television,
I'll kill myself.
Cause remember the first episode ever of Summer House,
not the first episode, but like the first season,
they were like, Hannah, like,
tell Paige you want to buy a vibrator.
Yeah.
And you were like, no.
I didn't even have a vibrator yet.
Yeah, that's before I got you one.
My favorite thing is not necessarily using vibrators, but giving it to people.
But I...
It's such an awkward thing that you love.
I think it's empowering.
Also I'm trying to summer in the Hamptons.
So in the city, summer in the Hamptons, you have to like just put a bunch of shit in your
bag and be like, let's bring this out to a new life
in the Hamptons.
And keep it there, you're saying.
And keep it there.
So in the beginning of the summer,
I was grabbing shit and I have so many vibrators,
especially because people send it to me.
And then they're never charged.
And I'm really bad with vibrator admin,
but I have them lying around.
And I'm like, okay, I definitely should bring one to us Hamptons. I will say, vibrator admin. But I have them lying around and I'm like, okay, I definitely should bring one to West Hampton. I will say vibrator admin, you don't have to charge it as often.
It's funny though, because- Like it holds a charge.
But mine are never charged. And like, you're not going to wait six minutes for it. Like
the moment's over. It's over.
So I need to work on that with myself. Have you ever been somewhere and you have to go
like old school
Like just your finger. Yeah, I mean most of the time. Oh see now I like can never go back I'm like then I'm not doing it. It's like I think I'll order room service
Wait that makes me so happy for you, but yeah, it's a lot of charging like what am I Amish?
Give me some fucking electricity here.
But there's something, like,
you almost feel spoiled with the vibrator.
Yeah. Like, you're like,
it shouldn't feel that good.
I'm like, oh my God, I've over-sexualized myself.
Like, I can't feel normal.
Yeah, like, I don't wanna lose that,
being able to get there with my hand.
Yeah.
Anyway.
So. Just take a turn.
So my backpack is just like, it accumulates
a lot of weird stuff.
And you know when you put something
and you're like, I'm going to need this,
and then you just have like 20 things
you've never used in your backpack.
So I've been traveling a lot more than I wanted to
this summer, and I haven't been in the Hamptons as much.
LA, whatever.
Recently I look at my backpack.
At the bottom of my backpack is a long vibrator
that's just been sitting at the bottom.
And you've just been going through TSA.
I've been going through TSA every TSA for months.
And they definitely see.
100%.
No, 100%.
And I'm annoyed because I'm like, I wasn't even using it.
Yeah.
Like I didn't even know it was there.
We're so funny because we were like,
let's do a fun episode where the gigglers ask us questions,
but we've just been straight up talking for 25 minutes.
Something fishy is going on.
Have you ever seen, oh, you can buy tickets to the Olympics?
No. Who's in the crowd?
Who's there?
Maybe like they just let Paris people or French people.
It's been in America though.
Have you ever heard of
like oh tickets for the Olympics gymnastics finals are like on sale? No.
The problem is like I never have ever gotten tickets to anything. No but like
I've never even heard like oh I got tickets. Not even a Groupon. No not even like a
brand giveaway like so I'm something. Who is in the crowd?
Yeah.
I'm onto them.
Okay, cool.
So I don't know what it is.
Well, I know Ralph Lauren sent some people.
Like influencers?
Yeah.
And I feel like at least you should have been sent.
Yeah, but like did they go to events?
Yeah.
Oh, they did.
And they like Emma Chamberlain.
And it's always like, oh, the Olympics,
like a bunch of like Olympians parents couldn't get tickets to like see
I'm like so then who's getting the tickets?
There's only one suit dog. They're in massive arenas
Yeah, doesn't make any sense to me. I love your conspirial thinking. Yeah my investigative work
Okay, so the Gigglers asked us questions
What do we wear to the Giggiggly squad show to impress you guys? I should have been getting some like what's the vibe for club giggly?
It's whatever you're going out vibe is so if you're a girl that wears like jeans and a pair of heels and like a tee
Yeah, go love it. Yeah, if you're a girl that's like, oh, but I love like a knee-high boot and a miniskirt
Absolutely pop off whatever you feel confident in
and also know that we all have the same personality,
anyone who listens to Gigguk Squad, us.
So if you wear a tie, people are gonna love it.
If you wear a slick back bun, people are gonna love it.
So lean into it.
So it's like what you would wear
if you were going out to dinner with all of your girlfriends
for one of your girlfriends birthdays.
Yes.
Yes.
I'm obsessed.
Like you don't have to go like full club mini dress.
You can wear jeans, but like you want to be looking like you're going out for the night.
I agree.
French fries or mozzarella sticks.
For the rest of my life? Just like in general. French fries or mozzarella sticks for the rest of my life
Just like in general front tries I think I have to go with french fries too And like we're not trying to like turn on our Italian heritage. It's just mozzarella sticks
The Irish went through a famine have some fucking respect
The potato famine famine of
1847.
I can't feel good about myself eating a mozzarella stick.
French fries, I'm like, it's potato.
Like, when I say it like that.
I have, okay, here's one thing that I have that I don't think I've ever said.
I have an irrational fear of choking.
On a mozzarella stick?
On anything, but like living by myself.
I think honestly that Sex and the City episode where Miranda almost choked and died
and got eaten by her cat, like really scarred me.
So like I get really nervous when I'm like home
by myself like eating, cause like there are multiple times
where I've been like-
Over three times a day you're like,
this is where we go.
No, when it's something like chewy or like,
or something gets like stuck in my throat,
I'm like, oh my God. I'm like, oh my god
I got it like I grabbed my phone to literally and I don't even think 9-1-1
I'm like, I gotta call my mom like like she'll know it's so funny cuz I eat like I'm trying to kill myself
Like I eat like I want it. So mozzarella sticks if I'm by myself
In my apartment. I'm a tad weary. I don't chew enough
In my apartment, I'm a tad weary. I don't chew enough.
I know.
Do you ever swallow something and you're like,
that should have been chewed?
Like, I just-
Honestly, not since I was seven.
I guzzle my food and then I'm like,
why do I have a stomach ache all the time?
And people are like, you eat too fast.
And I'm like, well, I've been eating like this forever.
Like my stomach should figure it out by now.
You do eat quickly.
Like there have been multiple times
where we've like put a plate down on the table.
I've turned for five seconds.
She's gone.
And I'm like, you ate all of that?
No, it's not healthy, but then like, I don't have the,
I can't. Because I think you legitimately,
you are, I feel like someone that legit
does only eat when you're hungry, but you wait you're like
And then I'm like I need that in my fucking body as soon as possible
Like you don't mind let's eat like you don't snack. I don't feel like I literally never snack
Yeah, I only snack if I like can't get a full meal and I need or if you're somewhere in your board
You're like, okay fine
Honestly, like never board snack. Yeah, you don't.
But I like fucking eat my meals.
Like I look forward to a meal.
You're a breakfast, lunch, and dinner girly.
And I just don't have the patience to chew.
I think like life is too short to chew.
But okay, speaking of choking, Andrew Collin,
shout out Andrew Collin, has the funniest choking story
because he has anxiety, as we all do. And he has the funniest choking story because he has anxiety as we
all do. And he once told me a story where he thought he was choking to death. So he
drove himself to the hospital thinking he was choking to death.
He was breathing.
Clearly he was breathing. And he got there and was like, I think I'm choking to death.
And they're like, you would have been dead.
You're talking to us, Sting.
The way he tells the story is so much better.
What was he eating?
I think he was choking on.
A lot to go stick.
No, I think it was his own saliva.
No.
I think he was like, I think I'm choking to death
in this slow choking to death thing.
And they were like, you would have been choked.
I actually multiple times have wanted to order
the thing for babies when you're choking,
the little air thing you stick in their throat
and it sucks it up.
Yeah.
I think I might.
You never know.
I should have more of a fear of choking
and maybe that would make me chew more.
But you can deep throat a lot.
Yeah.
No, that's true.
You know what's funny is,
and when I brush my teeth, gag.
Brush my teeth, gag.
Giving heads.
That's realistic.
I'm in the Olympics.
Wait, why do I feel like I've been gagging more
with my toothbrush?
It's anxiety.
Wait, how do you know that?
Because I know when my anxiety started,
how old I was, and that was my first thing that started.
Do you remember once I puked and you were like, I was driving.
You had anxiety.
And it was anxiety.
Yeah.
And you were like, welcome to my life.
My anxiety is like physical.
Like my body will literally shut down.
So I know like the anxious stuff or like the physical stuff where I don't have as like,
I don't ever really suffer from,
even though panic attacks are physical,
I don't suffer from like certain stuff like that.
Okay, let's play a fun game.
Who do you think is more anxious
and who do you think's more depressed?
I feel like I'm definitely more anxious
and you're more depressed.
Period.
Period.
Well, we could switch off,
like Mercury's in retrograde sometimes and we switch off. Period. Well the one- But we could switch off, like Mercury's in retrograde sometimes and we switch off.
Yeah.
Here's the thing, I don't know when I'm depressed,
genuinely, until I'm out of it.
And I'm like, that was a weird week.
I'm like, I didn't pee for four days.
That something was going on there.
Like I feel like my body like is like,
we're not, don't deal with it
Yeah, can't deal with it right now. We'll let you know later, and it's definitely a mix, but yeah, I'm sometimes. I'm like whoa
You're so sad for no reason
No, this is so sad, but I this last week
I was like fine, but then at night just like at my head with the pillow
I would think about how everyone in my life's gonna die
Why would I have a little like it wasn it wasn't even like 3 a.m.,
it's like the second my head hit the pillow,
I was like, who's gonna die?
See, I feel like, and mine is like,
how are they gonna die?
Oh, could you prevent it?
How can I prevent that?
No, my thing is just, yeah, I'll get really,
one day I'm taking over the world, I feel like I have a purpose, I love living, and then the next day I'll get really like one day. I'm like I'm I'm taking over the world. I love I feel like I have a purpose
I like love living and then the next day I'll be like none of us have a reason to be here
Why are we here? No for the past couple of months? I've been really obsessed with like being telling my mom not to die
To the point where she was like I think you need to talk about it with someone because you're obsessed with death
And I'm like I'm not obsessed with death.
I just have to make sure you're not ever going anywhere.
All these other people, get them out.
I go, but I'm not letting you go.
And she was like, you're gonna be fine without me.
You're already better than I was at your age.
Like, you know everything that I wanted to teach you.
You're fine.
And I was like, don't say that.
Yeah, I'll cry right now. No, and then I kept having dreams about my grandpa,
which is like, I didn't even ask for that.
And he's in all my dreams.
But that's him coming to you.
That should be comforting for you.
But he doesn't say anything.
Oh, well, you probably say enough for the both of you.
It's probably like, I can't get a fucking word in, Hannah.
I'm trying to come to you and comfort you.
So you know what's so funny?
The gigglers send us so many light, fun questions,
and we're like, let's talk about who's gonna die.
Death, anxiety, and depression, and dildos.
Depression and dildos.
That's the name of this.
We got the name of the, okay.
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How do I tell my boyfriend that it's okay that he can't grow a mustache and to stop trying?
That's when like, look, life is a comedy.
He needs to stop taking himself so seriously.
Be like, look, the peach fuzz look.
It's not it.
Honestly, sometimes when it comes to like, men's appearance,
I think because they think like, we don't know,
or like, we're trying to change, whatever.
I think you might have to get like, one of his guy friends
to be like, bro, come on. Oh yeah, Cause they'll be like you don't get it. It's like a playoff beard.
You don't get it. Yeah. And so I think you have to like call in reinforcements and trick
him. This is my thing about mustaches. No guy ever looks better with a mustache. It's
more of them like trying to be interesting or like overcompensating for something. Like
he's going through something. It's like girls bangs as guys mustaches.
Or just take the approach I do and tell them
that you look stupid and if I don't tell you,
who's going to tell you?
I'm your number one partner, I'm your number one fan,
I'm looking out for the good of the both of us.
If I was trying to grow a mustache, it'd be easy.
Or maybe you could have a timeline, be like, okay, let's play a game.
Yeah.
If you can get a mustache by the end of the month, great. And if you can't, you lose.
Yeah.
Shake on it. Goodbye.
Yeah.
That's hard though.
I just break up with them.
I just break up with them.
I'd be like, it was the mustache. I gotta go.
Oh my God, this is a good question, Paige.
If you could style any celebrity, who would it be?
Taylor Swift.
Okay, so- That was so quick.
But, cause she has-
She has the body. So much potential.
She's so tall and she's just,
she literally gives model.
She would look good in anything.
I wanna see her in more like street style Zendaya looks.
She would absolutely fucking crush in Zendaya's
like red carpet style.
But honestly.
No, I think Taylor Swift dresses a little bit kooky
because she wants to remain relatable.
Because what other billionaire do you know that's relatable?
Okay. Sorry. It's 9.30 in the morning.
This is how I wake up.
I also love the idea of like, she's working so hard,
but it's like as a billionaire, she still has a stylist.
Like the stylist is taking the stuff.
Right, like she still has a stylist.
It's not like she hasn't.
She's not picking out her stuff to go to dinner
with Blake Lively where there's like paparazzi.
Like that was styled.
Also there's rumors going around because Ryan Reynolds said no notes on a pod and then he
said we write at dawn in another interview and then someone slid into my DM saying that
they can't tell me how they know but they know that he listens to Giggly Squad.
Ryan Reynolds?
Well, they said that he just like loves comedy.
Wait, that's so funny because I was just invited
to Blake Lively's red carpet for her movie,
but I was like, sorry, I just got a cat.
I have to stay home.
Can I, and I also want Blake Lively to go more,
Streets of Rage.
I want her to dress like Jennifer Lawrence, the Roe.
Yes!
Because this is the thing about Blake,
she loves a pattern, she loves a color.
She loves a fringe, she loves pencil.
It's giving California, yeah, she loves,
her and Taylor, they love that stuff.
And me and her want, me and you want them to be more
like depressed New York.
Yeah, I think that's what it is.
I think like when we see-
Her style's very happy.
Very happy, and I'm like, but what if you wore all black?
Yeah.
And you did like a slick back bun.
Yeah.
Can I just say one thing?
I tried slick back buns for like a second.
Does it not give everyone a headache?
Also, don't you feel very exposed?
Like I wear my hair down
because I feel like I could like hide myself.
That is such a niche girl thing
that we don't talk about enough.
Like when I go to an airport,
I never do a slick back bun
because I'm like, I'm too exposed.
I'm like, you could see every fucking angle of my face when you do a slick back bun. I'm like, I'm too exposed. No, yeah. I'm like, you could see every fucking angle of my face when you do a slick back bun.
I'm like, I have to put my hair down and put a hat on. Like, this is, I need alone time.
I saw a thing recently, because Craig's always like, New York City's inhabitable. Like,
he like hates it. And so I saw a thing that it was like New Yorkers are the politest,
New Yorkers are the politest, rudest people.
People don't look at each other on the subway because they're so close to each other
in such close quarters.
And they're being polite.
There's so many people.
So they're literally giving you your own space
by not making eye contact with you.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
Because it's like we're sardines in a can everywhere.
That is so, because yeah, per capita,
the population's insane.
So if everyone was looking over
and breaking people's privacy.
Imagine getting on the subway and everyone saying hi.
It's like, no, no, no, it's too much.
So New Yorkers are actually like giving you your space
and being respectful, but it gets to the rap of like,
they're so rude, like they never say hi. And it's the rap of like, they're so rude,
like they never say hi. And it's like, no,
because we're so close to each other all the time.
But that's why like in New York, when something happens in the street,
people like rush to help because like it is a very community type place.
Also, you never leave an experience in New York wondering like what just
happened, like how that person felt. Like, you know, sometimes not in New York wondering what just happened, how that person felt.
Sometimes not in New York, you'll have a weird exchange
and then you'll be like, were they being a dick?
We're like, New York, you know if they were being a dick.
Oh my god, we had the funniest on 34th Street.
Do you remember we were leaving?
Okay, I never put up the middle finger.
I literally never do it.
I really stay above the drama most of the time. But basically, you know when there's a car by the crosswalk
and he was trying to like...
He didn't make it through.
He didn't make it through.
And then he was trying to like go and we were trying to walk
and he was trying to move in front of us,
even though there's cars in front of him.
He would have been like in the middle of the crosswalk.
There's nowhere for him to go.
Yeah.
But he also was just trying to get in front of us.
So I kind of gave him a look. I'll give look. Yeah, you do you'll throw a look
I'll throw a look and the look was like bro. Where are you gonna go?
Yeah for two feet. Mm-hmm, and he he was getting all worked up and I did he give you the finger
So I look over and he's giving me the finger. Oh, he was he was giving me
us the finger cuz we cuz I trailed behind you and grace I was like, I don't know I look at him and he's looking at me and he was giving me the finger. Oh, I didn't notice that. He was giving us the finger. Cause we- I trailed behind you in grace.
I was like, I don't love it.
So I look at him and he's looking at me
and he's giving me the finger.
So then I kind of, and I think you could tell
that I was like-
Kidding, like laughing.
Like laughing.
And I also like, you can tell when someone's used
to giving the finger verse, I was kind of a finger.
Like I literally think he-
Are you a finger virgin?
Yeah, like I could tell that he was like,
this is amateur hour finger.
Yeah.
So I like threw up my little nub
and he looked at me and I look at him,
we're both holding the finger to each other
and he starts laughing.
He was like this six year old Albanian man
and I'm giggling and we're both giving each other the finger.
It was the most.
And that's New York City.
And we literally left that bonded.
No.
I said, I have a bestie.
That's, New York is the best for that type of stuff.
Cause I was like, bro, if you're going to give me the finger.
And I think, I also think I gave the finger
cause I was with you guys.
Like if I was alone, I would have been like,
I'm not getting involved,
but I felt like I had to protect you guys in that moment.
So I said, I'm not letting you bully us right now.
And then he left.
These are my friends and we're trying to walk
across the street.
We literally have important things to do.
Okay, next question.
What makeup are you obsessed with right now?
Wait, this is a great, we're all about segues.
This is a great segue to talk about
what actually happened at Ulta the other day.
Yes.
Because it is kind of crazy.
Well, influencers and like lip readers,
by the way, in my next life,
I wanna be a lip reader influencer.
Me too.
Saw us in the background
of the lipstick lesbians video. Yes. And they were like, there's drama. What are they talking about?
There's heat, there's passion. That is how we speak. When we're happy. About literally anything.
Specifically we were talking about the new Lancome Hypnos Drama Mascara. And their lip idol. The
Butter Glow.
We literally were just complimenting each other.
I think it's very New York Italian
to like compliment each other,
but seem like I'm yelling at you.
And like we talk with our hands.
We're passionate about each other's faces.
So like when your face looks good
with like a certain lip balm,
I'm obviously going to cause some drama.
No, you literally treat me differently
when I put some effort into my looks.
You're like, wait, do you want to like hang out?
Let's hang out.
Should we get coffee after this?
You're gorgeous.
So yeah, there was no drama.
I mean, the drama was that we were enjoying
putting makeup on our faces.
Have you ever been to an Ulta?
Yeah, like when you're at those counters
and it's just like right there, it's so easy to try stuff.
So I was like, trying this mascara.
I love being a hype girl.
Like that's my like first purpose in life.
So like I give credit where credit is due.
If the lip idle butter glow is glowing on your lips,
I'm gonna tell you.
And if you're gonna spend your money on something,
I want it to be something that's worth it.
That's so true.
So there really was not any drama happening.
We were just being obsessed with each other,
trying out lip glosses and mascaras.
We're just girls.
And I feel like when guys talk,
well guys never talk about anything important.
No, and I feel like they never look at each other.
Guys, I feel like we'll never compliment each other's facial features.
Mm-mm.
Where I feel like girls where like your eyebrows are perfect.
Yes.
Now imagine a guy going up to another guy and be like, whoa, what chap suit do you use?
Hey, is that Lip Idol by Lancome?
Bro, can I borrow some of your Hypnose drama mascara?
Oh yeah, I just got a new tube. Met a guy online recently.
He referred to women as breeders.
What's your take?
Is he like being funny?
Like, yeah, but that's even worse.
I'd rather him be serious than be trying to be funny
and say breeder.
Yeah, like, oh, what are you just like a bunch of breeders?
Also, I think talking about like children,
having children on a dating app is like, we
haven't even met yet sir.
I want to like reverse the roles. You know how the joke like NBA players like how girls
are trying to get pregnant with their babies? Like I want a story of like a famous woman
that like men keep trying to impregnate her.
That's terrifying.
That's one of the scariest things I've ever heard in my life.
Because I was talking about how I've never been single
on the road and how male comics, if they're really famous.
I wish I could go back in my dating apps
and read what I would say to people
just so that we had it for context, for giggly.
I really took pride in my flirting game.
I was the friend who was like,
I'm good at pretending I'm someone I'm not.
Or just like, I'm good at the lack of intimacy,
funny, fuck around type shit.
The second feelings got involved, I was like,
I'm confused, I don't know what's going on here.
Yeah, like I flirted too much.
Yes. Like I owe you a relationship but I can't. Yeah yeah
yeah but it's also a lot of advice I'd give with flirting is just like keep it
short. Yeah. Like I say short and uninterested. Yes. And they're like all
fucking over it. That's all you have to do say short and uninterested because if
you're actually like having deep conversations with people over text then
you're sitting with them and you have nothing to fucking talk about.
Because men inherently, I mean, women do too.
I also like the thrill of a chase in the very beginning,
but I think men like it a little bit more.
And so I think that truly is the key.
Like, I'm good.
This was just going to be something fun.
I don't really care that much.
Yeah, I think you'll see a lot of relationships
with girls who look a little exasperated with their dude,
and I don't think it's a coincidence,
it's cause you wanna be so comfortable and not need him.
And that's where the healthiest relationships happen.
And yeah, you don't need anyone. Yeah, like I just genuinely want you around.
Exactly.
What was the hardest part about writing the book?
Writing the book?
Writing it.
That's where I do think it was us, like, it was actually easy to come up with ideas and
like come up with, yeah, funny concepts, but the actual like putting
sentences together was the hard part.
I think also like certain stories we told, like how did we feel about it when it happened
versus now like writing about it when you're like, I don't feel that same way, but trying
to like convey what you felt at the time when you don't feel like that anymore
The one cool thing is while we were writing it
I was having my like panic attack about my special
So I was able to go in and like add to the anxiety chapter and be like hey guys
We're we're right in the moment. We're live
Right now, um, so yeah, it was hard to kind of go back to how we felt about certain situations.
Do you brush your teeth with cold or hot water?
Cold.
Cold, I'm not absolute psychos.
There was a girl in my high school
that brushed her teeth with hot water
and she said it was because she was Jewish,
but I think she was lying to me, but I didn't know.
So I was like, oh, okay,
that must be a thing that they do.
And I never forgot about it.
How often do we text, honestly, daily?
Yeah, well, we have our group chat,
Me, You, and Grace, which is pretty much every day.
And then we do sidebar for some things.
And I would say every other day
we're sidebar-ing about something.
Yeah, the thing is, we also consciously don't tell each other everything because a giggly squad is important to us
Yeah, like I'll have stuff happen. I'll be like and then we write it in the yeah, let's say we're writing the Giggys squad notes every day
Mm-hmm. Um
We also go in waves unless it's like something huge true
Then it's like a voice note
We do get it.
We can't leave a paper trail.
This is the thing, when we do get into it,
we'll voice note for like six hours.
And I think sometimes out of respect for each other,
we're like, let's give her a break today.
I know I feel like I'll be like, she doesn't need.
We couldn't be more low maintenance.
And like, if you said said I'm not gonna talk
to you for two months because I feel like you just need some time I'd be like
okay but it's also like you know the senses like I can tell when you're
overwhelmed yeah and I'll send a text like you good and you'll be like no and
then I go honestly she knows I'm here. She knows I'm here.
When you send that, that's when I know
I haven't been living my truth.
Do you know what I mean?
When you're like, are you okay?
Because I know in your head you're like,
you have a list of 10 things that would fix
whatever my problem is, but I'm not in that mindset
to hear it, so you're like, it's okay.
Just go at your own time. And I don't want you to feel alone, but I also don in that mindset to hear it. So you're like, it's okay. Just go at your own time.
And I don't want you to feel alone,
but I also don't want to overstep
and try to solve anything.
Yeah.
Oh gosh.
No, when I get a text message from you
and then I have another one from my mom
and it's basically the same thing
and I'm really fucking my life up
because you both will be like, are you okay?
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Who would play you both in a GIGGLI cult biopic? Oh my god that's such a good
question. Daisy Edgar Jones I think would play you. Oh my god I kind's such a good question. Daisy Edgar Jones, I think, would play you. Oh my god, I kind of love that.
I feel like Mila Kunis should play you.
I know, but I feel like she's like older now.
Oh!
No, I mean...
I mean, like, to go next to Daisy Edgar Jones.
Yeah, I guess.
You know who could play you, if you want to be young?
Sorry.
What's her name? The girl who was Wednesday.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like if they gave her more of a cat eye.
Speaking of, the other day Craig said I gave Wednesday energy.
Amazing.
And I thought he meant like the day of the week.
Oh.
And I was like, that's so fucking rude.
I give the middle of the week hump day energy
trying to get through it.
That's like the meanest thing I've ever heard in my life.
And I think he did mean that.
And then he said, no, no, no, I meant like Wednesday Adams.
But I'm not completely sure.
And then I had a thought.
Is that a weird baby name?
Wednesday? Yeah. Yeah, it's too. Put that in the back. Is that a weird baby name? Wednesday?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's too on the nose of the character.
Because I was just like, oh, could that be a cool baby name?
But I don't like the nickname Wendy.
No.
Are you going to name your kid a weird celebrity name?
I feel like you are.
Half and half.
One will be weird, one won't be?
No, like my celebrity weird name is really like a play off my grandma's name.
But like people will think it's weird, but it's not.
And I've had it planned since I was like in high school.
Yeah, it's not Apple.
People are very strict about not telling people
what your baby name is because everyone's gonna judge it.
Okay, not to bring up the pregnant community
because I support them.
It's so crazy now that I feel like asking people like,
oh, do you know what you're having
is like a rude question now.
Because the amount of times that I,
like the answer is I know, but we're not telling people.
And I'm like, okay, sorry.
Like, I'm like, okay. Sometimes I wanna turn I'm like, okay, sometimes I want to turn and be like,
I don't actually give a flying fuck what you're having.
How many pregnant women are you running into?
Honestly, a lot, like lately.
Because I'm like, I wasn't trying to offend you.
I was literally just being nice.
And then you gave me the weirdest answer back.
And I'm like, okay. And then you're like, weirdest answer back and I'm like okay and then
you're like can I guess? Can I guess? And some people I've just never been in the camp of
like I want to be surprised because I feel like popping a baby out of your
pussy is the fucking surprise like I've never done that before and that's gonna
be frightening so like the gender I might need to know a few things. Also, how are you shopping, bitch?
How about you're putting all yellow and green?
I need pink bows.
I need blue ruffles.
Like I'm done with that.
I'm so done with that.
Sorry.
Okay.
Wait, I love when you get passionate about things that are-
It's just like, I'm like, ugh.
Watch you be like, we're not telling you.
We're actually not telling you.
Are you going to do a gender reveal?
Um, probably, but like probably just for like my family and like you and Grace.
Why do I really want to do a golf gender reveal where like...
You hit a bunch of golf balls and it like goes into like powder a golf ball it goes into powder yeah but like so waspy of you
are we gonna do it in Connecticut?
Oh I think we should all be on a golf course. I was gonna cut a freaking cake.
Or I serve a tennis ball that would be two on the nose. That would be cute.
That would be cute. That would be cute.
Oh gosh. This is actually the best question I've ever gotten.
Some of these questions are gold.
Okay, if we were both kidnapped together,
who would they kill first?
For sure me.
100% Hannah because she's vocal.
She's pointing out where they messed up,
who's coming to get them.
I've been paralyzed with fear.
You're gonna fall asleep.
Yeah, I would have my narcolepsy.
Paige, I think, is actually less impulsive than me
in when the stakes get high.
Yeah.
I'm also more of a doer.
Yeah, I'm a freezer.
You're a freezer. I'm like, let me, I need to assess this situation more of a doer. Yeah, I'm a freezer. You're a freezer.
I'm like, let me, I need to assess this situation.
Sometimes I do think I could,
and I also feel like I'd try to be a hero.
Like I'd be like, I got this.
I know what to do.
Yeah, you wouldn't.
And it would backfire.
I'd be like, please don't.
I would be like, please don't say that to him.
I'd be like, look, I've been thinking about this.
I would be plotting in my head,
I think more of like, how could we get out of this window?
Like, how could we?
Here's the thing, if I was being kidnapped,
I feel like I'd be like,
look, I'm not going with you to the second place,
so just shoot me here.
Just kill me right here,
because I can't do the second part.
I will say that they would,
if they were gonna keep one of us alive
It would be you cuz I'm they'd be like that one's sweating
This one's not sweating at all and it's like 110 degrees. This one we could fold up
In this locker room, this one's not flexible. Her hair is very greasy. She's giving a stench
No, you'd pretty privilege your way where they they'd be like, we need that one.
I'd trick them into like,
I'd be in love with them.
Yeah.
And be like, what if we just dated?
You'd flirt your way.
I'd flirt my way out.
He'd be looking at me and I'd be like,
I'm gonna kill you and then you look,
and he'd be like, he's paying to eye-fucking me.
I'd be like, she's being so weird, isn't she?
You would eye-fuck him.
Yeah, I would try and You would eye fuck him.
Yeah, I would try and pull out whatever I could.
Crazy thought, that's so terrifying.
Sorry, that one was the bad thought?
No, that one was.
After all the things we talked about?
You know what I will say though about kidnapping,
which I feel like we should say for the girlies because we don't drive,
like we don't go to parking lots ever,
that there's like this whole epidemic
of people putting like air tags on your car
and then putting stuff on like your handle
so that like when you grab your handle,
it's like some type of like chloroform basically
and you literally just pass out
and then that's how they take you. Where did you hear that? It's like some type of like chloroform basically, and you literally just pass out,
and then that's how they take you.
Where did you hear that?
I read it on TikTok.
So we know, we know what's happening.
Because something happened to this girl in Walmart,
and these guys pretended to work at Walmart.
They were like, you have to go out to your car.
And she was just like, no.
And then one of the Walmart associates was like,
they've been handing girls notes in like grocery stores and department stores and
they're opening the notes and whatever fumes are like making them loopy so then
when they walk out to their cars they're like yeah kind of don't know what's
going on and then they never take anything from a man and if you don't
have your driver's license it's okay. Honestly what a time to not have your driver's license. What a time to be alive. What a time to be alive.
What's Daphne's middle name? She doesn't have one she's like Cher. She's just Daphne.
But she's Daphne. But I keep saying Daphne Reynolds but I don't know who that is.
Debbie Reynolds. Is that where I'm getting it? She's like an old star, Hollywood star.
I don't know why I keep just being like, Daphne Reynolds.
Do you ever call her Dee Dee?
I don't.
I do yell, because there's like a line from Bridgerton,
like the opening line of Bridgerton is,
Daphne, you must make haste.
And I yell it all the time in my apartment
when I can't find her.
Wait, how is she doing?
She's perfect.
She's amazing.
She's gorgeous.
Well, you posted a photo of her,
she loves looking at herself in the mirror.
That's it.
And you, can you take a photo every time she does it?
Cause it really makes my day.
I try.
The other day she just sat in front of like
the one in my bedroom and just stared at herself.
And I'm like.
I've never seen beauty like this before.
Like your eyes are gorgeous.
Freaky Friday edition.
If you were in my body for the day, what would you do?
Shave my legs.
I would shave my legs.
I would take an all-girl shower.
That's the first thing I would do.
Well, that's the day that would take 24 hours.
To get all the hair out.
All-girl shower.
I would get a blowout.
And have sex with Des.
Oh!
Oh my God.
And have sex with Des. Oh!
Oh my god.
Okay, if I was you, I would yell at Craig on FaceTime.
Yeah, that's a fun one.
I would confuse Craig on FaceTime.
I'd make him think I'm mad at him.
He'd be like, this is a different personality.
I've never met this one yet.
And then, honestly, I would do a photo shoot.
I'd want to feel the energy of what it's like
to be you on set.
Where it's just like every angle's hitting
and everyone's like, oh my god.
I'm really not.
Every angle isn't always hitting.
What angle doesn't hit for you?
That was such a good question.
Honestly, my left side sometimes,
my smile is fucked, my teeth look fucked up. So I can good question. Honestly, like my left side, sometimes like my smile
is like fucked, like my teeth look fucked up.
So like I can't, if I'm on my left side,
I'm not showing teeth.
I love that for you.
Thank you.
But on my right side, I'll give it smile at teeth.
Very.
And not on my left.
That's so interesting.
I always feel like who was that one person,
not Demi Moore, Demi Lovato, when they said
she had like an evil twin was
her in pictures. There was one photo that was not okay.
Sometimes there is a monster side. For me I've realized like if I put my head
too low, like if I put my chin down, my forehead gets huge and then if I put my
face too up then like it gives too much
neck then the problem is when you're getting photos taken you don't always
know where they're gonna be like their angle yeah so it's really a fucking
crap in these streets it's fucking hard okay we have time for one more how do
you fall asleep at night?
Like what's your go-to when you're having trouble?
Okay, you know what I've been doing recently
that I never used to do?
I used to just like put my phone down,
turn on the TV and watch it until like I fell asleep.
Now I've been turning my TV off,
obviously turning all my lights off.
Raw dogging.
And just like closing my eyes and when I feel...
She goes, this is crazy.
Close your eyes. That one will help.
No, but when I close my eyes, I only think about my breathing.
Like I think about...
Okay, military.
No, like I think about like, like, okay, I'm breathing.
I'm breathing,
I'm breathing in, it's going to every cell in my body.
This is your 30s, this is your 30s.
It also I think is like a little bit meditative.
Yeah, one thing I realized, I'm really good at napping
and I'm not that good at falling asleep at night.
But I realized when I'm napping,
I get really excited about the idea
of like letting my body go limp and just being exhausted,
where sometimes at night,
you just keep trying to find a comfortable position.
So I try to just go limp and lie to myself
that I'm enjoying the like,
pretend I'm about to go for a nap in the middle of the day
when I'm supposed to be doing meetings.
You have to trick yourself.
So you kind of trick yourself.
I've realized on nights that I can't fall asleep,
it's genuinely because I haven't had enough alone time
with myself.
Like I can't, I've never suffered from like,
oh, I have to wake up early and I like,
I gotta go to sleep.
Like when I turn the lights off and I like,
I'm like, I gotta go to sleep.
I can do it.
But on the nights that I'm like keeping my light on
or I'm staying on TikTok,
I've realized it's because I haven't spent enough
alone time with myself during the day.
You're like making up for a long time.
So I feel like I'm like, I'm not,
I don't want the night to be over yet.
I do also think like, if you can go on like a hot girl walk
or some kind of exercise, it does help
because I'll get fucking, it's not-
Well, you take a shower a lot
and I feel like that relaxes your body.
Yeah, taking a hot shower at night,
ooh, put me right to sleep.
I do have this one thing that I used to do
all the fucking time in college,
I don't know why, probably because I drank so much,
but I would take these detox baths,
like at nighttime, they'll put you right the fuck to sleep.
What do you put in the bath?
Do the bath as hot as you can stand it.
So like guys can't do it.
No, they literally can't, they would burn.
Do it as hot as you can stand it.
Equal parts Epsom salt, equal parts baking soda.
Sitting there for like 10, 15 minutes.
Let the bread rise.
Don't pass out, you fucking idiot.
Like drink enough water so you don't pass out.
But right when you get out
of the tub, you can't do anything.
So like, don't think you're gonna get out of the tub
and like do a task.
You literally will lay down, I've like laid down
in my towel, fell asleep for the whole night.
What does it do to you, the baking soda?
It's supposed to like detox your pores,
like draw like toxins out, which like, I don't know.
Yeah.
I'm not the actual doctor.
Someone also said, if you're having trouble going to sleep,
to imagine your house that you grew up in
and do like a full tour in your head,
like walking in and going into every room
and like by the end you'll fall asleep.
But I tried it, it didn't work.
That's traumatizing, I think.
And sad.
So sad, I mourn my childhood all the time.
I had no, the fuck I would not do that to fall asleep.
I was like, I just want to go back,
it was so much easier.
I want my limited two-cap payback.
Put me on the face of the magazine.
Well, you guys, we love you so much.
Thank you for giggling.
Also, we sold out of the merch.
Oh my god.
Voice rest merch.
Fuck yeah.
I think we're gonna start doing like a monthly
limited drop.
Of just like funny sayings.
That we're saying during the time.
Cause you guys will be like, make this and we'll do it.
And I'm really excited about that.
We have some tickets left.
I actually wanna say the cities that there's still
tickets available.
Cause I've been just being very general general These are where the most tickets are available
Atlantic City, let's go
Hard Rock live that's gonna be a party Newark. We added another show in Newark. We added another show in Madison
Badgers, let's go
Chicago, Illinois. Wait this is gonna be my first time in
Madison
Wisconsin Chicago, Illinois. Wait, this is gonna be my first time in... Madison, Wisconsin.
Honestly, like the Midwest, I feel like.
Other than, I've really only ever been to Chicago.
It's gonna be fun.
You're gonna love the Midwest.
But Chicago, we added another show
at the Chicago Theater, Chicago.
San Antonio, Texas.
We have a couple tickets left.
Austin, we added another show.
Orlando, we added another show. Orlando, we added another show.
This is impossible to say.
Mash and Tuck it, Foxwoods Resort.
That's gonna be lit.
Mash and Tuck it, let's go.
Cleveland, Ohio, we added another show.
And we added Windsor.
And we will be dropping another show
for the New York City Girlies.
Keep an eye out.
Love you guys.
Bye.
Bye.