Giggly Squad - Giggling about dick appointment bags, skincare secrets, and auditioning therapists

Episode Date: April 27, 2021

Paige thinks of the best invention ever and Hannah struggles to find a therapist. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm in the day just got away from me. Oh my gosh warm up your vocal cords because it's time to get you. I couldn't say cords but you knew what I was trying to say. No I knew what you meant. So this is an important day because Paige has a pink microphone. So we did Shina Shai's podcast and when she got on the screen, she had a pink microphone and in my head I said, Shina Shai, why do I not have a pink microphone? And I promptly ordered one off of Amazon. And I have an extra one in case you need it.

And that's called Influence, that only she and Shaikin have. Also, we used to call her Shishu, but then we heard through the grapevine, she hates it. She hates when people call her that. Which I don't know why, because I think it's so cute. It's adorbed me because it's like close to a shitsoo.

And she doesn't want to. I just think anyone that ever has a nickname is adorable because I feel like I've gone my whole life and I've never gotten a nickname. People call you pee. People call me pee, which I do love. And Pam is not a nickname, it's a drunk alter, you go. Yeah, that's like she's a different person.

I don't know her Monday through Friday. I don't even, I don't want to be friends with her on the other Friday. Um. You're like, I actually dislike don't even, I don't want to be friends with her on the other Friday. Um. You're like, I actually dislike her. Yeah, I actually highly, I beef with her all the time. I'm like, why did you do that? I really like when guys call me pee.

Ooh. Yeah, like, hey, pee. And I'm like, hey. I think it's hot when you call guys, like their first name like J, like it was named J. So you call him J. But then like any guy with a J name, he kind of like ruins it for you because he will always think of that J. Yeah, I don't fuck with J name guys.

I have this issue with boyfriends because they ultimately become ex-boyfriends and they ruin everything that you enjoyed during the time you dated them. Like there's certain restaurants that like if I go to with my friends now, I'm like, ooh, five years ago, I had a fight over by that bathroom. I was joking about like, you know how like after break up the littlest things remind you of them, like you'll date a swimmer and then you're like,

I can't order water, I can't have water at this restaurant, I can't drink water anymore, sorry, it's like really triggering for me. Wait, this is so crazy, this actually happened to me like two days ago. My apartment, like I'm, my apartment's not loud, but I'm used to living on the Upper West Side where I didn't hear anything.

Like I didn't even hear a car go by, nothing, my apartment was like fucking soundproof. And in this new apartment, like I have New York City sounds, like normal New York City sounds, like normal New York City sounds. But when I sleep, sometimes I need it to be absolutely silent. Like I go through different phases. So I went on Amazon and I bought earplugs.

And I used to make fun of Perry so badly for wearing earplugs every night. And I was like, oh my god, this is like so embarrassing and like you're so weird. And then I'm like ordering them. And I'm just like, wow, I can't. Yeah, I was triggered. You almost want to tell me like, I'm I take back all the terrible things I said about you. I did it.

I almost wanted to be like, you were right. I was immature. I was just looking at all the sad things just stupid little right. I was in mature. I was just living on that double-sided. I was just looking up at double-sided. Just stupid little bitch. I did a saxophone player, so now I can't give low jobs. Sorry. That sucks.

Sorry, Dad. But it's like really fucked up. Yeah, like certain songs that like you just can never, they'll never be the same to you. Anything Khaegal really fucks me out. Oh God, yeah. Why is Khaegal low key the most depressing should ever? Like I know it's a party song,

but all of them just make me want to cry. What's your press say? There's like a beat in the back with like, damn. His meaningless life is meaningless. Okay. Confessions by Usher Part 2. Can't. Star crying.

I don't know No. Start crying. Does anyone know the part one of that? Confession. Every damn time. No. But now that we're like in our feels, I think it's a perfect time to get into advice a little bit. I'd love it.

Going to bed and waking up at a man's house. What are the rules to make up? How do you navigate make up when you're sleeping over? I would say it all depends on how much you like that guy. I've woken up before and been like, I'm disgusting. My breath is horrible. My skin is so dry, my makeup's flaking off, and I haven't cared. And I've rolled over and been like,

kiss me, you know? Like I don't care. Does that mean you really like him? No. It's in the office. Does that mean you could just be yourself? You're like, no. Ew.

Who wants to be trapped with me all the time? Um, but I have woken up before and like gone to the bathroom and like pretended I'm like peeing and like quickly done cover up. So this is like the bridesmaid scene with John Hamm in the morning. What is your go-to wake up the morning, wanna look a little refresh, but like not to try hard in the morning. What do you do? Just a little cover up under the eyes and a little bit of blush. Like, oh, I just woke up and like a little bit feverish because I was so warm cuddling with you. And this is how I wake up.

And occasionally you wake up with a full face that didn't move because you had a good, like, what's it called primer? No, not primer. It's all about setting spray. It's all about setting spray. Yeah. Yeah, just like a better setting spray,

you wanted to deal with this. I have a little deodorant goes a long way true Can I tell you something that's so crazy, but I've accumulated it over time Yeah, if I know that I'm spending the night out my bag Has everything you would ever need in it and I've thought of like business ideas of like how can I put this into like a package that Girls just put in their bags before they go out? Like when you know you're get have a dick appointment you have a dick appointment back. Yes Yes, like you have a mini deodorant a mini mouthwash chapstick

You need a pair of sunglasses for the next morning. Yeah, you need a pair of underwear You need a pair of underwear. I've even gone as far as to throw a pair of sneakers in my bag before. Then I'm gonna wake up and throw these on. It looks like I'm going out. Take appointment bags and making them really cute. Shit, someone's gonna take that idea. I even thought of a name for it.

So if you guys steal it, I'll know. It would say walk of shame and shame would be crossed out and fame would be written over it. I thought about that a lot before. This is amazing. Also makes me wonder how many dick appointments have you had to prepare for? Actually, I came up with this idea like two ex-boyfriends ago and I remember telling him about it and he looked at me and he goes, you're a whore. And you go, no, I just want to be prepared at all times for whatever goes down. I also am guilty of using whatever the guy has fully. Do you ever go to a guy's place and you realize you've missed a whole strip of your leg when you're shaving?

And you're like, this is bad, this is career and things. And then the amount of guys' razors I've used for my vagina. I feel no shame in that. Like, I have no, there's no thought in my brain that I'm like, oh, I shouldn't do this. I'm like, fuck you. Like any guy listening, first of all, if you're listening,

welcome. To everyone who's used your razor, put it deep in their labia and gotten some little pieces they've missed. And that's okay, because. That's okay. I happen to love old spice. Oh my God, I'm so thankful. Old spice.

Oh, it's so hot. I also think there's something fun. Like I feel confident when I walk around just smelling like a hot man. It's like, who needs a guy to text me right now? I am the hot man. I, one time, I think was it Perry, I can't even remember now. I used to use an ex-boyfriend's deodorant all the time and he actually, it had to have

been permed. I think it was permed. I think it was permed. I think it was permed. Anyhow. And he used to be like, I can't smell you because you smell like me and like, it's just, I don't know, it doesn't make me want to bang you when you smell like me and like it's just, I don't know, it doesn't make me wanna bang you when you smell like a boy.

Well, I do think you shouldn't be afraid of your natural pheromones, because that's on a molistic shit where people like fall in love with how your natural smells are. But then again, there are certain smells that you wanna try to control a little bit. It's so crazy how that really is so true,

because every ex-boyfriend I've ever had, like the thirst sweat smell It's not used to turn me off off Yeah, I used to be like oh you're gross. I just have one boyfriend who literally smell like paint chips When he would sweat and I'd have to absolutely get out of there. I was like, why do you always smell like paint? All my best relationships like when I played tennis they would be like when you when I got home they if we want to have sex they'd be like don't shower.

Ew! I know! Gross! Just disgusting. I mean they weren't going down on me but they just like liked they said I smelled like sweet. I hate like that. But that's because they like me like other people would like report me like I've ruined Uber rides because of my like post tennis Smell happy this is gonna be so gross mom. I'm sorry. Have you ever like had sex with a guy and like And it's like getting intense. It's getting passionate. It's getting emotional. You know, you might like cry during it Yeah, and he sweats and it drips on you. I'm the sweatiest motherfucker ever, yes.

But it's ever just hit you. I had one ex-boyfriend who was like, he really liked me. And so he would just sweat so bad. And sometimes it would drip on me. And I'd be like, I can't. Like, I actually need you to get the fuck off of me. Wait, so what would you prefer? A guy spitting your mouth or sweat on you?

Oh my God. So different. They're both so different. Not that different. Not as different as you're trying to make them. That's so crazy. Spitting in your mouth is a time in place, a time in place.

And that's a decision you're making. Just getting sweat on is natural. Have you ever, like, at the end of a date, realize that the creases in your pants are soaked with sweat? Just because you have so much body and energy and heat. Rady, I can't hear from your vagina. I can confidently say that's never happened to me. That happens to me on a podcast.

Like I am so sweaty. I remember my first date with Des, it was like July. And you know what, you don't know what the weather's gonna be and it was outdoors. So I wore full jeans and remember thinking, this is the worst idea I've ever had. And my whole back was soaking sweat. And we went to go to a restaurant and like put his hand on my back and I just remember being like,

this could end it all right now. This moment, this touch. I don't sweat that much. I don't have as much as you do. Have you ever thought of getting Botox and your underarms? Yeah, yeah, a lot of people have told me, I thought I should do it, like, because in our professionals, they have to put the AC on really high for me. Like, I'm sweating right now. And the thing is though, like, doesn't, it has to come out somewhere.

Yeah. I just think it's the demons leaving my body. Yeah. It's like Joe Gorgas says, it's the poison leaving you. I chose whatever Joe Gorgas says. Oh my God. I forgot we were in advice. Let's see what's next. We always go off on these tangents. Yeah, but if we just put out a podcast one time it was just silence. It's like how long people listen. She doesn't done that on like April Fool. We're like okay, we have something really serious to tell you. And then we're just silent for 40 minutes.

But that's what they do when TikTok, you know how they're like, we have something to say. And you're just like, there's music in the back and you're just like, okay, okay, I'm ready. And then like 30 seconds later you're like, oh god, this better be good, I'm gonna fucking hate myself. Okay, what are one liners to pick up guys? Wow, people ask me this an odd amount of times and I don't have any.

Like, I think people think that I would be better at talking to men than I am. I would argue that you are very good at eye contact and you work with your eyes. Yeah, I am. Where I work with your eyes. Yeah, I am. Where I work with my mouth. Yeah. But I'll say.

I feel like you used to have really good one-liners. Yeah. I mean, it's a lot of negging, but yeah, first you talk to his ugly friend. Or just one that's not your type. Sweet. Hannah, do you remember the time we were at like a bar or something? We were at a table with all the met, like, met's players. Let's tell this story.

Because I feel like we'd held that on lies before, but yeah, we were at a table with the met's players and I was like, paid. There was like four of them and they were all very cute. And I was like, Paige, watch me get you a date right now. Yeah, Hannah was like, Hannah was like, let's go over to them. And I was like, we could, we're going over to them. And I sacrificed myself. Yep. I sacrificed myself. Do you want to tell it? No, you started it. Okay, this is a reminder. Actually, we'll throw names. And one of the guys was Noah and then this is yeah, whatever other picture and I grew up like a Yankees fan and

your Yankees fan too, but we were like We know enough about sports to kind of mess with them, so we walked over I Think I made a joke about the Yankees, which wasn't great, but definitely got their attention You said you didn't make a joke about the Yankees You said you guys played for the mats and they said yeah, we do and you said a joke about the Yankees. You said, you guys play for the mats, and they said, yeah, we do. And you said, damn, I'm a Yankees fan. And they just stared at us.

And I was like, my friend, this is so weird. She's so weird. I don't know, yes, it's weird. What you have to do is say something that creates a reaction and then they're gonna look at the other friend. And that's where you're like, this is safe space here. Like, we're okay. Stay with me, Stay with me.

And, um, yeah, I just remember saying like weird funny shit and you kind of been like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for her. Sorry, she's so awkward. She's so awkward. I think she is the boyfriend I love. She's my friend. I do think like, go in, make a scene, leave.

Yeah. And then there's nothing better than letting your friend bond over what the fuck you just did. I really feel like there's not gonna be like one line or one thing you can say to a guy that's that he's gonna be like, oh, I wanna talk to this girl now. Like I'm a very firm believer of guys

are just like such simple creatures.. If you walk into a room and they see you and they're interested, they're coming up to you. You don't really have to do anything. No, but I think there's a lot of guys who like you who never have come up to you, but see you. So your job is to- Do I want them? Valid point. Valid point. Yeah. Do I want someone who's not going to come up to me? Here's the thing, too. I was having this conversation with one of my friends

and we were talking about our guy group of friends and we were just like, look, we're not marrying any of them. And I was like, here's why I would never marry any of them because I've met all of them. I'm talking about your friends. Yes. I'm like, I've met them and not one of them like in the initial meeting me has been like, I could not imagine a day after this that you're not my girlfriend.

You know, like when I first meet a guy, if he's not like, you are the most amazing, I don't want you. And also I'm not gonna end up falling for you. If I'm not obsessed with you in the beginning, like I'm probably not gonna become obsessed with you. Oh, you're so right, you're preaching so hard. But it reminds me of like when I met Des,

like the second we met he was just all about me. He was all about me to the point that I was like red flag. Yeah I remember. I remember one time we were laying in bed and you were like actually I don't know because like he's so into me and is this moving too fast and I remember being like just like go with it and see what happens. You can always get out of it if you want to get out of it and you're like, okay, and I engage.

I was in a flux of relationship before, but like the guy in the beginning was very like, I'm so into you, I wanna be with you. I wanna go on vacation with you, like all this stuff, but then it never like came to fruition. Yeah. And also like, there's difference between a guy in the beginning telling you lines, which is like, if a guy tells you he really likes you first date, like, or if he likes to

talk about your future, yeah, if a guy is like, oh, I want to do this with you and that with you. No, no, no, like run. But that was not doing that stuff. Does was just like, I want to see you again Yeah, but that that's it that's a difference between like being sure they want to get in your pants first being sure that they're into you Yeah, and I feel like I Feel like guys sometimes sometimes like all start talking to a guy and they'll compliment me a lot in the beginning

and then they'll stop. Like I feel like they think, oh, if I show her too much attention or like affection, she's gonna get turned off, what'd you usually I do? But then, but sometimes it'll happen where I'll start to resent them because I'll be like, why do you think I don't need to hear it?

You know, like you can't, like every time I walk into the room you should be like, why you look so hot. Like I had a boyfriend who I would have to beg to give me a compliment and then like I realized it was just all out of his own insecurity. Yeah, a lot of guys think like, well she knows she's pretty and they're in their own head about like their dad bod, which we think is hot anyway. Yeah we've set the bar so okay if a guy's an

asshole to you do you tell him off be a text or stop talking to him not worth your time. Not worth your time. Not worth your time. If he's gonna screenshot that you don't know who he's gonna send it to it's gonna be taken at a context I've done it a bunch of times I've just gone off and every single time that you don't know who he's gonna send it to. It's gonna be taken out of context. I've done it a bunch of times, or I've just gone off, and every single time after I press send, I'm like, why did you do that? Silence is the best answer and the best revenge.

You couldn't have said it better. I also think- Just ask the guy who ghosted me. I also think that any text paragraph is not worth it. Like I don't do text fights. If you wanna talk something out, or like, I also think that any text paragraph is not worth it. I don't do text fights. If you wanna talk something out or like, I'm not, you know those people who you'll be out with and you're like, what's going on?

And they're like, sorry, I'm having a text fight. I'm like, call the person. Like, you clearly just want the drama of the attention. So people send me paragraphs to each other. Like, stop. I don't want anyone having receipts. About anything. Yeah. Even if you're not a bravo show, you don't want anyone having receipts of anything. Yeah, even if you're not a bravo show, you don't have receipts.

But I think like, if you read, I've had voice note fights before. Ooh, I like that because you're like kind of busy. Yeah. But also so many fights, they're not listening to you. You're not listening to them. If you really want to make amends, talk on the phone. And if you don't want to talk on the phone with them,

then you're done. Ignore that shit. So silence is louder than anything. There's so many times where I've had text fights and I'm like, I'm not even reading what you wrote back because I'm just trying to make my point and like, let me make sure all my commas are in the right place. Okay, this is getting a little sexual. Yes. Guy is shy going down on me.

What's that mean? Like he doesn't do it? Yeah, maybe he's like not sure. Like he's not secure about it. Break up with him. I mean, I don't know what else to tell you. Break up with him. How old is he? If he's past the age of 17, absolutely break up with him. He should know what's going on by now. Read a book, watch a documentary.

Like what are you talking about, you're shy. I've had this conversation with one of my girlfriends so many times. There's so many girls who are like, hey my boyfriend won't go down on me. Something cat, what's in the water? Something's happening specifically in New York City. I have no idea, because DJ Khaled came out and said

he doesn't go down to women and he almost got canceled because of that. And rightfully so. No, it's so confusing. It's confusing. And I don't know if it's society that told them a type of thing, but there's nothing hotter than a guy who's like, you know what, turns me more, turns me on more than anything, going down on you.

I just feel like girls are so willing, ready, and able, like everything else in our lives. That we're like, we're like, if we're having sex, I'm gonna put it in my mouth. This is what happens. This is what adults do and they like each other. Why you all of the sudden have some fear of like, I don't like to do that when like we're first

hooking up, like, could you imagine if I said that? Like I'm just not gonna. But I do think before you break up with him, definitely let him know be like I love love, love, love when you go down on me. And if he doesn't take that in any way, fuck him. The ratio of like how many times girls go down on guys compared to like guys going down on girls, I think is astronomical. And I was like, cooking up with a guy for a while. Like a solid couple of months. We were like about,

yeah, too long. We were like about to date. That's solid, too fucking long. We were like about to date and he never did it one time and I like never brought it up. And then yeah, and then one time I brought it up and he was just like, oh, I didn't know you liked that. And I was like, well, I'm a female, like, you know, I have all the necessary parts. And he was just like, oh, okay, like, and I thought like he would course correct.

This motherfucker never course corrected. And I was just like, I mean, I'm not gonna bring it up a second time because that's like, I'm not begging you and this is like embarrassing and also like you're probably bad at it never talk to him again gotta go and now he's in court and now he's on crack somewhere oh this is a weird one but I feel like you'd be good at it okay how do you go to your first wedding with a boyfriend together? Okay, this is a lot riding on this. I'm feeling pressure.

No, yeah, you should be feeling the pressure because I feel like a lot. It's a make a break. It's make a break, I think. Because weddings are very cupbly, no matter matter if it's a family wedding, if it's his friends wedding, your friends wedding, it's a very date situation. So you have to be able to sit at a table of people that you may not even know

and have the best time with him. So if you're not laughing through the ceremony or he's not squeezing your hand or you're not squeezing your hand or Like you're not having fun during the reception. It's not gonna work. I Thrive at weddings I thrive at weddings alone but Perry and I used to absolutely crush weddings. How? Because we were in our own world. Like, we would be like watching the couple.

We would like comment on ceremony things. And then we would get absolutely hammered at the reception. There's two types of weddings. Why does it like weddings? Weddings. There's two types of weddings. The first one, I agree. If it's like a friend's wedding and you're there,

it's all about like you guys having fun on the dance floor, even if you don't like to dance making fun of dancing. You have to. You know what I'm talking about the food, like having like an intimate moment outside where you're just fucking making out, finding another couple that you like really vibe with and having your hands with them.

You have to find your, you have to find your couple. You have to find your couple. Just make eyes in the room and see who else is rolling their eyes and go with them. You have to find your couple. You have to find your couple. Just make eyes in the room and see who else is rolling their eyes and go towards them. Even if you fucking love that friend so much, there's always going to be someone who's like, Mark didn't think this was like, this is a mark, Mark didn't want this.

Or like the grandma, wait, the dress, it's like she's not the fucking bride. What is she thinking? However, if this is your boyfriend's family's wedding, I have slightly different advice. Okay. My advice is because you guys are not trying to be like fucking on the dance floor. No, no, no. This is your time to literally look great, feel yourself, and have so much fun with the other family members. Like if you're off talking to this aunt for 30 minutes, you're doing amazing, sweetie.

Yeah. Like you want him to be like, there you go. I'm stressed. I hope she's having fun and be like, wait, she's hanging out with Hank. And I was gonna say Karen with Aunt Margaret. And she's having a good time. Then like, you know, be out there with the uncle.

Find the cousin. Talk to the grandma for as long as possible. Yeah, grandma's our key. Grandma's our really key. Cause guys are stupid. And when they just see you getting along with their family, next thing, they're like, I guess we're married. Yeah, they're so stupid. I don't think I've ever been to a family wedding with a date. It's probably for the best. Thanks. with a date. It's probably for the best. Thanks. Um, my biggest self sabotage,

how to not take things personally. Oh, you're asking the wrong people. I literally just hit so hard because that is like my biggest issue. Why did she just hurt our feelings on our own podcast? Damn girl. Damn. Yeah, well, I actually think you're way better at it than me.

Like, I think people will do something to me, and I'm immediately like, so you're cut. You're out of my life. You're like, fuck you. Where you, I think, are better at seeing bigger picture. Like, oh, they're having a tough time. Or like, you know, that's their own issues. Yeah.

I, what was the question again, reread it. Now, to not take personal. I took it to the hotel personally and then self sabotaging shit. I have the answer that you're supposed to do that I'm not good at. Well, it depends. If it's with a boyfriend, it's very different

than how I would go about things with a friend. If it's with a boyfriend, I chalk everything up to you're insecure and you think you're competing with me and you're a loser. Get out of my life. I don't have time to deal with that. So you took it personally. Yeah.

No, I'm just like personal. I'm like you just have your I've had a lot of boyfriends in the past that have like insulted me or like told you not good enough. Yeah, like you're not good enough. You should change this. You should change that. And like I have obviously gone through the motions of like maybe he's right, maybe of like blah, blah, blah. And then I get to a point where I'm like wow that's all on your own shit that you don't like about yourself and like Whatever so that I can write right off when it comes to friends It's so hard because

Yeah, like Hannah you're very much like if you do one thing to me I'll never forget it and like you're basically done in my eyes I'm like people are human. And like when it comes to girlfriends, unless you have like ripped my heart out through it on the street and like ran over it with a bus, I'm probably going to give you a second chance. I'm not going to let you in as much, you're probably not going to know as much about my life, but we're not going to have this epic fight. I think you are better at that mid-level friendship, where you can have them,

where me, I'm like, you're either all in, and we fucking love each other, or I'm like, I can't do the pretend that I trust you. I think that's cause I went to an all-girls high school. I know. I feel so behind because I was just going to all these different high schools, public schools and tennis academies, and I never really got into the game of friendships. Well, there's levels of friendships. There's level of friendships.

I have girlfriends that know every single part of my life. And then I have girlfriends that like we just go out together and like you know what I'm you have fun. Yeah, like Fridays and Saturdays. Yeah. Then I have girlfriends who are like deep, deep friends, but I don't talk to them for like months at a time. Yeah. You know, so like and you see some of them know like you know more than anything, but you just like I'll give them cliff note versions of like what's you see some of them know, like you don't know more than anything, but you just want to take them out. Like I'll give them cliff note versions

of like what's happening. Like my one friend Katie, she's one of my best friends, she lives in Florida with her boyfriend. And like I will give her an update every so often. Yeah. And she'll just be like, wait, what happened to Chad? And like I don't even remember Chad Katie.

Like I don't, we've, Katie. We've moved on. But I think the overarching answer to this question is that you can't control what other people do. And when you get angry at them, it is a self-sabotage because anger is an emotion that just eats at you and it's personal to you. So if you can find a way to acknowledge the situation, be aware of it. The anger you. So if you can find a way to like acknowledge a situation, be aware of it,

the anger you have is literally just hurting you and the only thing you can control. So also like you have to look at certain things where it's like in the grand scheme of my lifetime, is this gonna matter in five years? Probably not. Yeah. And that helps me get over things. And like am I gonna, because I always, I do this weird thing, where like usually I have a boyfriend and I'll think like, oh my God, last year my life at this time was so different. I wonder what it's gonna be like next year.

Yeah. At this time. So like when you're in like a weird situation with someone, I always think like, okay, this matters today next year at this time, am I even going to remember this? If it's not gonna matter in five years, don't let it fuck up your next five minutes. Right, oh my god. It's a health moment. I loved that one. That was a good one. No, but you're so right. It also shows how malleable your brain is

and how like you were never stuck. Even if you feel stuck, I'm talking to myself right now. Yeah. We'll evolve and always change. Oh, and I've one last thing that someone asks, okay, how can I find a friendship, like hand in page, when I have social anxiety as an adult?

Just look in the trash bin. You're into that a little too fast. When you have social anxiety, I have social anxiety. I have social anxiety. So find yourself a friend who also has social anxiety. No, you nailed it. Here's the thing. What I do, you have to be honest about your anxiety, yeah.

Where can I say that? I just think that, like, you can't go like looking for a friend. The same way you can go like looking for a boyfriend. Like, all of my friends that I've like accumulated over the years have just like randomly popped up in my life. Yeah. And I feel the most comfortable with them. You can force any friendship.

You could like, you could force any relationship. It's just not gonna work in the long run. And I think if you're self-aware enough to know your social anxiety Go to an event find someone else who kind of looks similar Energy to you go up to them plan a seed like oh, I hate this stuff and if they hate it too That's called friendship like all of my girlfriends I've met because we've been somewhere and I've been like oh I can't stand her Like someone's walked in I've just like been like oh god and they've been like me too Or like certain things where I'm just like oh I hooked up with that guy and like now it's so weirdy's here and she's like me too

You know like you just have to find like some commonality My biggest piece of advice when trying to befriend women is like some commonality. My biggest piece of advice when trying to befriend women is for me, I feel like sometimes I have like kind of big energy and I want people to feel comfortable around me to know like I'm stupid, like I'm stupid, I'm not this like loud, confident person that I'm coming off as. I will just talk about pooping. Like that literally bonds me with any girl.

Yeah. I like I'll go up to them and I'll just be like, oh my god, I just had a nervous poop. Like I'm stressed out and they are going to laugh. They're going to feel like you just got vulnerable with them through shitting. And if they respond with like their poop schedule, watch how quickly you are bonded with them.

Watch your life change, okay? Brunei Brown would be like, watch your fucking life. Watch your life change, okay? Brunei Brown would be like, watch your fucking life change. Watch your life change. And watch your life change. I had a girl, I met a girlfriend one time and we bonded over. She was just telling me about her breakup. And I was just like, mad at this guy

that I've never met before. I'm like, if I ever see him in the street, she's like, you don't know what he looks like. I'm like, I'll see him in the street, she's like, you don't know what he looks like. I'm like, I'll find him. But also don't feel like you have to talk to everyone. Like, look around and try to find the person that you naturally feel a little comfortable around. Like don't just,

also don't stress about it. Like your people will come into your life. Your people will find you. Yes. Before we get a front page news, you were telling me about some like skin care stuff coming on. What's up?

Okay. This is not paid, this is not an ad. This is just I like to keep the girls updated on the new things that I'm doing. So one, I'm been trying to drink a lot more water. Like, oh, it's so hard for me, but I've been trying to drink water, but I got this new water bottle,

so we're hoping that helps. Anyway, I don't know if they're in other places than just New York. I think they're in LA, possibly Chicago, but I've been going to Face Gym. Look, also, anything I talk about skincare related, it's expensive. Like, because it's the only thing I really feel like justifying, spending money on. So I've been going to Face Gym and I've been trying to go once every other week. So I've been going to Face Jam and I've been trying to go once every other week. And I went, okay, so I went two weeks in a row and then I went out with a bunch of my guy friends this past weekend and every dinner I walked into, they were like, oh my god,

your face looks so good what's going on. And I'm like, you're like, am I a bloat? I'm glowing. I'm glowing. I'm like, she's a snatched goddess and they're like, you're like, am I pregnant? I'm glowing. I'm glowing. I'm like, she's a snatched goddess. And they're like, no, seriously, your face looks so different. So I've been doing face gem. Okay, and it basically, they just, it's like a workout for your face. It's a workout for your face. You go in, but it feels like a normal spa, like you lay down.

No, like, there's different stations. Like everyone's next to each other basically. You lay down and they just like massage all these things. There's nothing like invasive, so you can like go home, put makeup on, go out. Does it feel good? Or feel good? No, it feels good.

And then there's different like add-ons that you can do. Like they have this like electro thing that like whatever. And then I've been doing, I go to a plastic surgeon to do this though. It's like a laser facial that basically helps with like, it like mimics if you were to get a full face of Botox, but like you can move your face. What's it called?

And, lutronic laser, LUTs, whatever. A lot of like medspas have them, and I try and do that like once every three months, once every four months, I'm actually going next week. Does it, when you leave, is your face all red? Like, when you leave your, yeah, when you leave your face is all red, like you shouldn't put makeup on that night.

So you usually get it done at night time, go home, moisturize, go to bed, wake up, she's fucking glowing. Now ladies, this is important because we are in this like entertainment space and I feel like so many girls in entertainment space do not go in depth with like the stuff they're actually doing to their face.

I mean, that's like my issue with the J-Lo thing. She's like, I'll avoid you. It's like, no, tell me these fucking wild things you're doing for your kids. Yeah, like what are the procedures you're doing? Yeah, and I'm so like, look, eventually at some point in my life, I'm gonna get Botox. Like I know that I'm going to.

Who knows, maybe I'll throw a filler in there one day. But like, right now, I just feel so icky about it. Like, I wouldn't feel good about myself if I went and just started injecting my face with things. It's kind of a ton of collagen in your face. Yeah, so I try and find whatever, like, alternatives that, like, just boost whatever you naturally still, whatever you have.

Because there's a thin line between boosting what you have and then making yourself look older when you start injecting shit into your face. Right, I wanna get rid of fine lines, but I'm not trying to do half a syringe. Exactly. Exactly, and the more people get these fillers, you start just immediately, you'll just see the filler

and not the girl. So there's peaceful ways of doing it, but I just feel like, subtle is king. I also feel like once you start going, that's it, you have to keep going. Mm. You know, so I feel like it's like a commitment

that I'm having for. Well definitely, fillers, people don't know the long-term effects of stretching your lips out. Thank God we have big lips. I just lift who I was just with someone and they got a lip flip and they were like, but you would have never noticed it. A lip flip.

It's amazing. Yeah. What's a lip. Like they it's like her top lip was like a little bit thinner than she wanted. Yeah. So they put like lip filler just like one in one place and it makes just like right here like flip up. Yeah.

But rather than getting like your whole lip injector. And my thing like do it, but like it stresses me out because it's like, oh, if you're gonna flip a part of your lip, why not change this part of your nose? Why not change your eyelid? And the next you know, you're fucking going into your ear and then next you know you have, yeah going into your ear and then next you know, you have, yeah. So just be careful.

Be careful, guys. Just be careful. Okay. Shall we do from page new? What? I want to do one last thing. Okay. I'm trying to find a therapist right now.

Wow. And it is so fucking hard. Like, first of all, like trying to know. You don't want to just have like, first of all, like trying to know. You don't want to just have like, well, you don't want to just have any therapist. So you're like trying to get recommendations and then every therapist in New York City right now

is booked up. Because like, has everyone's crazy. Everyone's losing their mind right now. So like, I'll find someone that I finally trust and then they're like, no, we're full. And then when you have these consultations, you basically tell them like your deepest darkest traumas to be like, can you help with this?

Which is so exhausting. It's like going on dates and having to be like, okay, this is what's fucking me up. And it sucks, because you have to go to that dark place. And I'm like having so much trouble. You know that Instagram overheard New York? Yeah, I love it. I was walking down the street, this is months ago,

but I never forgot it. I was walking down the street and I is months ago, but I never forgot it. I was walking down the street and I was like, listening to this two girls conversation. And the one girl was like, what have you been up to? And the other girl was like, I'm just like auditioning therapist right now. And it's like exhausting. And I was like, that is the most quintessential

New York City line. Like, like people auditioning therapists because it's such a thing. Like I can't vibe with a guy Therapist what am I gonna do like complain about my period and be like yeah, that must be hard Speaking of I got my period today for the first time since November and like so if you see my uterus on the street Like don't be alarmed because I'm unwell Wait, this is great news though because you were, worried about it. This means things are working.

Things are working. It's your happening. She's an adult. She's an adult. Yeah. She's an adult. Amazing. Amazing.

Oh my God. No, I'm really happy for you. Thank you. The therapist, it's hard too, because then if you like, try one out for a couple sessions and then decide you don't want to be with them, it's like super personal. Or you then have to break up with them. And then also, the ranges of money,

it's like either $100 a week to like, I've seen up to like 300. So then I need a therapist for dealing with finding a fucking therapist, and then you're like need therapy for like the amount of money you're going in deep to get a therapist. Like what?

Have you ever had a therapist break up with you? No, has that happened to you? Oh, no. Oh my gosh. One time I had a friend like give me a therapist number and I called them and had like one session with them and she was like, she was like, okay, like I just don't think I can be your therapist

because I know one of your friends and I'm her therapist and it's like a conflict of interest and I wanted to be like, so then why am I here? Like why didn't you tell me that before I came and told you everything I hate about myself? I'll give you a recommendation. Yeah, the first ones I'm like, I don't...

That actually happened to me. I'm like reaching out to therapists and they're like, oh, this person knows who you are, oh, this person knows who you are. And they're all saying they can't do it. And then one person randomly went to like, middle school with me and said they're too connected. And I'm like, guys, like, anybody.

Also, I've gotten, I've had like a therapist before where I've gone in. And I've just been like, yeah, like nothing's really wrong. Like, I feel like I'm just, just like my life is actually pretty good. Like there's nothing and they'll say one thing. I'll be like, okay so is it. By then you're just like bawling your fucking eyes out. Because when things are going well, you're like, okay,

do I have to like find an issue that I wouldn't have in worries? Yeah. Do you ever find yourself lying to your therapist? That's when it's bad. No, have you lied to your therapist? A thousand percent. I don't want to.

I don't know. And I've been like, why do I do this? What are you talking about? I don't know. I've just lied about things. Just like I don't want to get into it. Oh, yeah, yeah. You're like, oh no, like I'm fine with that.

Yeah, I'm like, no, I don't. I'm like, I'm in care. Oh, I would never burn his house down. No. I didn't key his car. It wasn't me. I don't know if he did it. I don't. No. I didn't key his car. It wasn't me. I don't know who did it.

I don't have keys. I don't even own keys. I have this meme that says therapy went well today until my therapist asked me to stop trying to win at therapy and by being funny and gaining my approval. Like, okay, you don't have to be so forward about it. That's at I Know Places MP6 who who posted that I remember my first therapy I was like wait I'm so used to like making people like me so like I can just be like raw and like just sad

And that's okay, but then I'm like but then is she gonna root for me or she gonna be like this fucking Sad girl like I want to notice my therapist like me. Yeah, like do you have to get your parents therapists to like you? Or is that a conflict of interest? I don't know also then with summer house like do you have to get your therapist to like you? Or is that a conflict of interest? I don't know. Also then with summer house like do you want them to watch summer house? Or do you want them to not? Like do you want to just based on like what you're saying? Or if they watch it, they're gonna have the wrong perspective because they aren't getting like the full story. So my last therapist who I don't see anymore, she didn't watch it. Yeah. who I don't see anymore, she didn't watch it. Yeah. And my last, I don't know if I liked it or if I didn't.

My last therapist was older and I was like talking at the media company I was at and I was like, so and so keeps like tagging me, like they're being passive aggressive and they're like tagging you. And I'm like, oh, like, and it took 20 minutes to explain how into stories work. And I'm like, wait, I just dropped $150 to explain how into stories work. And I'm like, wait, I just dropped $150 to explain

how into stories work. Maybe you should Venmo me, bitch. Oh, he's got to talk to social media. Just gave you a fucking life lesson. I don't know. My mom is also so, still, like, so old school that, like, if I'm ever, I'm like, I need a therapist. She's like, you need a therapist.

You call me. You vent to me. I'll tell you what's wrong with you. I'll tell you right I'm like, I need a therapist. She's like, you need a therapist. You call me. You vent to me. I'll tell you what's wrong with you. I'll tell you right now. Well, that's the thing. I have an a therapist in a while. Oh my god. And people are like, oh, because you talk to your mom so much.

But like, my mom needs therapy from my shit that I put on her. You know what I mean? Yeah, I feel like that was my mom too. I feel like also like Italian old school like I feel like also Italian old school families, like therapy for you. And therapy is not. But therapy is not a thing. Like, unless you really have something wrong with you,

I don't think my family's ever been like, you should go to therapy. Like I haven't had so much fucking anxiety. And then they just like drink wine. They bought a lot of yelling each other. Yeah. And every time I've ever gone to a therapist It's been on like my own where I'm like I'm gonna like start talking to a therapist I'm like okay do whatever you want like you crazy nut but

Every single person in the city has a therapist like my friend a little person messaged me the other day and she was like Oh, thank God. We all have therapists and I was like funny thing It's like awkward if you don't. Some of my friends have multiple therapists. Okay, I was thinking about that. I think for what purpose? Because then you have to repeat stories to all of them because that's exhausting. No because like there's some, I don't even know what the difference is.

There's some people that can prescribe medicine. Okay. And there's some therapists that can't. Yeah. And then you also have to have your energy healer. And then you have to have your energy healer. I've actually, I actually haven't seen my energy healer in so long and it's called her.

Why? I don't know. I just haven't like. Because you're single now and you're like, oh my energy's just bad. I should call her and like see what the fuck's up with me lately. Do you recommend energy healers? Look, I reckon, no, whether it works or it doesn't work, I am very into the placebo effect.

So like if you want to pay some woman $20 or $200, clean your fucking chakras and it makes you feel better, do it. Does it really work? I don't know, who knows? But if it makes you feel better, like it's working, why not do it? Why not do it? Why not do it?

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Why not do it? Why not do it? Why not do it? Why not do it? Why not do it? Why not do it? Why not do it? Why not do it? Why not do it? Why not do it? online and buy a self-help ebook. When I was depressed once I went on Amazon, I bought all those books, like, girl, let your hair down. No judgment.

Yeah. I bought literally eight of them, and then I got suppression, because I spent $250 on Amazon on books that I didn't read. Yeah. My mom is right, though. Most of the time when I'm having a really big problem, I will just call her and vent to her.

I feel like when I was all growing up, my mom, every Saturday, this actually really cute, my mom, every Saturday, would take a bubble bath. I would go into the bathroom and I would sit on the ledge of where the tub was and she would be in the bath and I would just lay there and tell her all of my problems or talk to her and we would chat and then I'd feel so much better after. That's so cute. Well, the mom loves you more than anything and will always be there for you.

But then it's also how much does your mom need to put on her shoulders when you're an adult and you're dealing with bullshit. That's so true. But I just think therapy is training and you go to adult, and you're dealing with bullshit. That's so true. But I just think therapy is like training, and it's like, you go to the gym, you go to face gym, go to the gym. No, it's so true.

Yeah. Because how many times now, I find myself now where I'm like, I'm not gonna tell my mom that because she'll just worry about it, and it'll end up figuring itself out, and I don't want her to worry about me. But you also want to tell her everything? But my dad, my brother and my dad

will put everything on or they don't give a shit about her. I'm like, who's gonna protect the small lady? Only me. My thing is if I don't tell her something, then if something happens in the future, that she needs to know that it's like we're fucked up. Then I have to go to bed. Well, why didn't you tell me that?

And we could have dealt with it then. Just tell me these things. Yeah, especially with the guy, if something happens, and she didn't know tell me that and we could have dealt with it then? Like, just tell me these things. Yeah, especially with a guy, if something happens and she didn't know a couple things leading up, it's very important to the story and then you have to be like, oh God, I should have told you. Or sometimes I've told Kim things with guys

and she's like, I don't know if I needed to know that detail. I'm like, you want everything or nothing? Like, I can't do this with you again. Like, also, if you are scared to tell your mom about something a guy did to you, that means you need to break up with him. Yeah, I might go to person to text when I'm at parties and like, guys, getting on my nerves is my mom.

And literally, like, she did it this weekend to me. She was like, why don't you fucking snap out of it and move on, he doesn't like you. And I'm like, thank you, I need it that. No, it's so easy to get in your own head at parties. Like you start all my- Oh my god. You pretend you're like in a movie, and you're just sitting there and you're like- Yeah, like I'm the girl in the music video, and I'm like, why doesn't he notice me? It's so- or then you're going to the bathroom and you're looking at yourself in the mirror

and you're like, how did we get here? Yeah. And then you need your mom to just be like yourself in the mirror, and you're like, how did we get here? Yeah. And then you need your mom to just be like, hey, he sucks. Like, go home and get eight hours of sleep. Yeah. She's like, leave already. Do you know what's fucking crazy? We've talked 50 minutes.

Oh my God. Turns out we love therapy. Let's wrap this up with some from Paige Newsy. It was like a light news day anyway, so it'll be easy. Okay. Okay. Okay. Here's a crazy thing. Sophia Richie went into a Pilates class in LA and was only in there for like a couple minutes and then left because then Amelia Hamlin walked into the Pilates class. And she didn't want to be in the same Pilates class as her.

Why? Sophia's ex is Scott Dessick. And she didn't want to be in the same Pilates class as her. Why? Sophia's ex is Scott Disick. And Amelia Hamlin is currently dating Scott Disick. And they were going to be at the same Pilates class. What an episode of Real Housewives that is. Wait, I thought you were talking about Nicole Richie for a second.

No, so fear rich. Okay, also what is this Pilates class? Because sounds like it's called forma Pilates. We love that. There's like drama happening in LA this week. People in LA are losing their damn mind. I think there's a lot of drama. Here's the question I have for you.

Do you, are you more intimidated? Or no, no, that sounds like a great... You stay. You stay. You stay in that class. You stay, right? You stay. You leaving is dramatic or. You stay, right? You stay. You leaving is dramatic or taking the L, I don't know.

But also Pilates, it is like you're trying to have your moment of peace. But also, that's also your time to kind of look at her and be like, what's up? Right, because I feel like I've been both. I've been the X girlfriend and I've been the new girlfriend new girlfriend and you have a very like if I'm the ex-girlfriend And I see the new girlfriend. I'm like bitch. I already had them. You're lucky for my sloppy seconds You should send me a thank you note like if I wanted them back. I'd have them like prosper

Have fun. Yeah, especially the ex stay there and just be like good like I know if you need any notes So like if you want to get out early I can tell you like what's navigate, if you want me to tell you exactly how your relationship is gonna go with him, I can tell you. Or like if you're the new girlfriend, like I have the same attitude, like bitch, I'm the girlfriend, he didn't want you,

you know like you can play it both ways. But I also think regardless, it's like I hope that you guys are happy, like it wasn't making me happy anymore. And that's so funny that that news broke. Like people are like, who do you think broke it? Someone in the class or do you think it was someone? I think someone from the class because like the article

was like, oh, was spotted like leaving moments after she walked in. Unless it was like Paparazzi who like saw her walk in then she left, then a melee walked in. Did you see that Brandy Glanville was like so pissed that she was an assed on Vell Housewives of Beverly Hills? her walk-in than she left, then Amelia walked in. Did you see that Brandy Glanville was so pissed that she was an ass-down in the warehouse lives at Beverly Hills? You also tweets out random cast members.

So maybe, brother, Brandy needs some cash right now. Brandy's like, I don't want to sound like contract. I think it's crazy. So she's basically, I was a huge part of last season. She was like, she was basically like, I made their season last year. I mean, I got it. I mean, I got it too. Like, she did come in and like fuck shit up and like bring their season to like a pivot.

I get it, but I guess there's like, I think there's deeper things of why the relationship between her and Bravo might have, like, is she good with Bravo? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, but I don't know if I would like be out there being like, hi, hi or me, whatever. Okay, Ellen, okay, next Ellen DeGeneres is getting a lot of backlash. She basically told this story on Jimmy Kimmel. That was like a, it was like a marijuana themed episode

on Jimmy Kimmel and she told the story about how, she had drank like these three weed drinks, I guess. What are they called? They're called can, C-A-N-N drinks. And they have like CBD in them or like THC or something. She drank three of them and then she took two melatonin and her wife was like on the bathroom floor and like so sick and she had to drive her to the emergency room to like get her appendix out and she like told this story on

Jimmy Kimmel and she was like I shouldn't even be saying this and people are like you could have killed someone like like this is not okay. This is like, such privilege. She randomly had to get her appendix out. It wasn't like, cause of the CBD. No, no, no, no. Like, Ellen had taken all the CBD, done a flight drink, all this up. And then her wife, she had like walked into the bathroom.

Her wife was like dying on the floor. And she was like, my stomach is so hurt. Isn't it crazy we've both gotten our appendix out? Wilds. We really understand this experience. It's the fucking worst. It feels like- No, it's the absolute worst.

Yeah. And yours was really bad. You almost died. Mine burst into a million pieces. That's like all these things, like, if this burst, you're done. And you're like, I hope I don't, what I, can I fart? Yeah. What's happening?

Yeah. I felt it when it burst, too. It was like a sense of relief. Like, I was like, oh my god, I'm okay. And then you could like start to go delusional because like poison is basically getting in your body. Anyway, I'm still here, so it's fine. And right.

Basically, if you have pain, like shooting pain, not just like diarrhea pain, go to the hospital. It's the craziest pain you know when you have to get a ur appendix out. Why are people upset? Because they're like, how could you have driven her after you've like drank all these drinks? And she was like, it was basically like, I got an

adrenaline rush. Like, I was fine. I could drive a car. Oh, so she's responding to that gosh now being like, I was fine. No, she hasn't responded to anything actually. So Jimmy Kimmel was like, how did you drive? Yeah.

She and she was like, I had an adrenaline rush. But they were like, she should have called the police. Yeah, like she could have called the ambulance. I don't know, the ambulance not having the bus here. People not having with Alan. They were not having it. And this was a recent interview? Yeah, it's so crazy because like,

I feel like I grew up watching her show so things still come out that she's like not as nice of a person when her taglineline was like be nice to everyone. It's so crazy. But also like the internet is insane right now. And like the internet is scary. I just I have empathy for people. What's next?

Snoop Dogg implies that he smoked weed with Obama. He said he did a new song. Yeah, he like said it in a new song. We love that. Still sip in gin and juice while I'm smoking marijuana, blue with Obama. Kind of crazy. And honestly, I want them to have a reality show together. Well, lastly, there's FroYoGate with Demi Lavada.

Oh, yeah. Which like, you were kind of behind on. Yeah, I'm behind on. She has to put on a whole, insist a whole IGTV kind of behind on. Yeah, I'm behind on it. She has, she put on a whole, insist a whole IGTV kind of like a policy. I need to watch the documentary. Oh, I watch Sea Spears say, we'll talk, okay, keep going.

Oh, okay. So, but basically Demolivato was really mad at this small business in LA. Like she walked in and she said there's like sugar free options and like, and she had to leave because she got really triggered by it like with her eating disorder.

But the problem was that she was like tagging this small business. Like there's obviously like, she was trying to just die a culture, but this is like, she's literally attacking a small business in LA. And was like, do better. Yeah. It was like, sugar free cookies or something.

And people are like, people are diabetic and need sugar free options. But I think she also was emphasizing like, using the term like guilt free, which she posted, which I totally agree. Like guilt-free needs to be out of the whole diet. Oh my god, now I'm in New York City. There's people just playing music outside. This is amazing.

Good on you. It's crazy, right? But yeah, I agree that people should stop using guilt-free, because it's like, oh, like, so you're guilty if you have, like, it's not healthy. But it's not this little Froyo's place is fault. Right, then they have a fucking sugar free cookie. I just think Demi is like,

I bet absolutely slaps. Yeah, so I got Froyo last night because she made me crave it. And it was 16 handles. Got it on new breeds. You know, they can deliver Froyo, so that's the moral of the story. Is eat Froyo, but also like.

What kind? Oh, 16 handles? Yeah, it was good. I'm like a pinkberry person sometimes. I'm full pinkberry too, the yogurt tartness. But I always have a tulenti pistachio ice cream pint and my freezer. Available. Yeah, available whenever you need it. Hot take, I like mochi on my froyo. Wow, hot take, I absolutely hate mochi.

I also like mochi. I like mochi. What did mochi ever do to you? I like mochi. I like mochi. I like mochi. I like mochi. I like mochi. I like mochi. I like mo take, I like mochi on my fro yo. Wow, hot take, I absolutely hate mochi. I also like mochi.

Well, hot take, what did mochi ever do to you? Oh, hot take, just to say. But you know what, this is also what makes us us. Because if you ate all the mochi, what would we be doing? I would be do. I had a full fight with a friend once, because she's like, matcha tastes like dirt.

And I was like, I hate matcha. You have to just put a little sugar in it's amazing. Matcha bar? Wait, not matcha bar. What's up? Matcha lot. Matcha. Matcha. Chacha. Yeah, Chacha matcha. Matcha. Oh my god. Okay, so Chacha matcha is this place that these like two guys, they're like party boys.

It's very trending. Cool. They're like party, I think their dad like owns the some famous famous restaurants in Disney or something. And Disney? What's it called? Like the Rocks? Sorry, my dad's really big in Disney. Now I'm going to look it up. Cha Cha Matcha.

Oh my god, when this dropped in Soho, I would go there every day. People lost their damn minds. I love you so much. Yeah, and they had, okay, basically they got hard, hard, hard, what's the restaurant? Hard Rock? Yeah, Hard Rock hotels. Oh, yeah.

Hard Rock Cafe. Sorry, Hard Rock Cafe, whatever. So the dads are in that. Anyway, it's cool, whatever. Tachamacha. I guess they're still doing their shit. Good for them. With that said, what happened with C. Spiracy?

Hannah, you can't eat. I've never know. I've never been so into a documentary. I watched it by myself Yeah, and I like kept looking around to be like is anyone else seeing this? I got to talk to someone about this What the fuck is going on here? It was the craziest thing ever Like basically the ocean is a swamp and our salmon is white and they die at pink. Like I've been. I don't know what you got from it. Our salmon's white. I have watched a lot of documentaries like this before. Like I've watched like one on like chickens and I've watched one on like eating meat and like the meat industry. Any order McDonald's after. Yeah and I'm just like cool but I'm like eating meat and like the meat industry. And you order McDonald's after? Yeah, and I'm just like cool, but I'm probably gonna keep stuffing my face

with the chicken nuggets. Like I don't care. This is the first time I've watched something where I was so grossed out and so just like, wait, this is crazy and like don't want fish. Although sometimes during it I did think about sushi, but then I was like, oh, I can't. Did I have a Poke Ball yesterday?

Yes, however. No, I do think that the sickest part about the documentary is when he talks to all the places who were trying to help the oceans, and they're not addressing the actual issue where he's like, what about fishing next? What about commercial fishing? But this is the problem.

At the end, they're kind of like, what do you do? And it's like, not eat fish? Yes, but eating fish is not the actual issue. It's the system, and it sucks of like, what do you do? And it's like, not eat fish, yes, but like, eating fish is not the actual issue. It's the system and it sucks that we'd have to not eat fish to like fix the system. It's like the government won't do anything so the only thing we can do to try and help

is like ruin the fishing industry. Yeah. It's just the crazy, but here's the other thing. They were like, okay, the ocean, like we're gonna die if the ocean turns into a swamp Yeah, and like by like 2042 like it will be done like we'll be done Yeah, but like if we could change it that was like the promising part It was like but we could actually course correct. Yes. Yes Oh God, so everyone watch these spirits eat we got a lot of great comments on dope documentaries.

I love dope documentaries. I'm gonna hit the Demi Lovato one next, and then I might get crazy and go teen eternal. Oh yeah, tell me that. We love you guys so much. And oh, that's the police coming for me. I'll talk to you guys later. Thanks for giggling with us. Bye. Thanks for giggling with us. Bye!