Giggly Squad - Giggling about diss tracks, scar girl, and the tennis documentary

Episode Date: January 17, 2023

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I'm in the day just got away from me. Hello my NEPO babies! Well you do NEPO babies! I just love saying NEPO baby, but I will say, remember like a couple months ago and I was like the word nepotism makes me think of a frog. Remember that? I haven't changed my stance on that. Like I don't know why I think of like a lizard.

I see that. This is the thing, if you wanna make someone feel bad, you can't give them such cute of a name. Like nipple baby. Little nipple baby. We have a chaotic thing of notes. It's gotten to the point where giglers will DM me their notes for the next week to talk about and sometimes they'll be like it's on the notepad. Don't worry, we got it.

But anyway, how are you? I'm good, how are you? I'm good. Where is Des? Is he out of the country? Des is with his other family in Ireland. I'm good, how are you? I'm good. Where is Des? Is he out of the country? Des is with his other family in Ireland. He literally goes, hey, I'm busy with my other family. And I'm like, you know what? At least you're not an absent father.

Communication is key. Communication is key. Hot take. People will always be like, if you want a successful relationship, you need to communicate. Bitch, you don't think everyone communicates with each other. It's about the fact that you have shit, ways of communicating. I feel the opposite. I think successful marriages and relationships are just don't speak as little

to each other as possible. Like, that's why I'm in long distance. Like, if I don't want to talk to him, do not disturb my phone. And like, I wake up happy as a client. Wait, you actually have such a point. Just don't talk. If you have an issue, just don't bring it up. You talked to your therapist about it first.

And now that Craig's in therapy, he's like constantly referencing therapy. And he tried to bring something up the other day to me, I can't ever remember what it was. I think it was like an old fight that we had that like we ended the fight basically on like agree to disagree like we'll never gonna and I said I was like now what I'd like you to do is when you want to talk to me about something think twice bring it up to your therapist first and then come to me. Okay, this is my question. Do you think Craig's therapist likes you? Yes. Like, I would love for my therapist to have one session with Craig.

Therapist swap! That's the new show! Therapist swap! Can I literally trademark it? Patent. I think in Craig's therapy sessions. I am the hero because There have been times there have been times where Craig's like my therapist says that I was wrong and I apologize for like and I'm like And you're like yes therapist. Yes, yeah little does he know I've been paying his therapist They're very easily bought. So. Did you miss this week?

And he's like, how do you know? And I'm like, well, I did pay for this week. But that's crazy. My Venmo went down. Yeah, one of my exes told me that his therapist said, he feels nervous because I'm the first healthy relationship he's been in. And I'm like, OK, you're gaslighting him.

He's nervous because he's a fuck boy. And he doesn't feel comfortable in a relationship. And I'm like, okay, you're gaslighting him. He's nervous because he's a fuck boy. And he doesn't feel comfortable in a relationship. And I trapped him. I think about therapist. And I feel like we put so much into them in terms of anything they say to us, we're like that's gold or that. Like we put so much pressure on them. And then I remember that my therapist just like,

my age kind of, and I'm maybe like a little, a few years older than me, and I'm just like, if someone was giving me all of these problems, I'd be like, bitch, I don't fucking know, take a Xanax, go to sleep. That is crazy. You know whenever your therapist, like kind of says something about their life,

because they're feeling comfortable with you, and then you're like No, no, no, no, I don't want no like Everyone's I dated a guy and I'm like map you are not a real human You know it should be a reality show Everyone's therapy sessions right after like Christmas and New Year's Like because don't you go and like I hung out with my family for a week and they're amazing and I love them.

But I would be lying if I didn't write things down and say, must discuss my name. Going home to your parents is a refresh of things you forgot to bring up in therapy, bring your fucking notepad bitches. No, literally. Just to go. Write it down.

Oh God. Okay, so, Paige and I have been talking about like, a lot of people that create brands like long term And I've always been entrepreneurial like I've always loved yeah, I've made little bracelets on the beach and shit I thought of what my brand would be what what a bay actually you guys Like what product are you selling yeah? That I'm passionate about. It could go so many ways. I know. So many ways. You're like lactate medication? Cool lactate.

I feel like the first thing I thought was like underwear that you would throw away. Is that what it is? Granny pennies. Granny pennies. I can't believe you got that. We just had to cheese it moment. Oh my fucking god. How are we doing? You're a literal witch. I'm scared of you. I'm so scared of you. And I literally, Hannah, as you were finishing it, something like pops in my head.

And I was like, it's throw away. It's underrated. You can like, shit yourself in. Actually, that's an amazing idea. I was just thinking how like, everyone's always like kind of what granny panties do you wear? And I put them on Amazon to the generic like cheap granny panties and I'm like no no no. And there's like cool brands out there but they're not the granny panties I want. I want like the most comfortable like and let's be honest.

Thongs if that's your thing. Yeah, but not everyone wants to wear a thong. I don't own a pair of granny panties. And you're the one with the UTI, so... Yeah. That's... Do you think that's why I get UTI so much? Because my literal underwear is going, like, rubbing from my ass hole to, like, my vagina?

A thousand percent. But actually, I've done so many studies and research that... Sorry, just imagine doing a lab. I... Not tested on animals. You're like this lab coat is so chic. Yeah, I love a lab coat. Do you have a set in this lab? No!

Can you make it cropped? Hi! What's your stance on mini skirts in the OR? So open-toed shoes are definitely a no, right? Not even... Not even a peep toe. A kidney ill? Oh god. I want to wear a doctor on like a show or something.

But also it would be like, breathe the bullet just like the perfect comfortable. I love that. I love that. Also think about all these girls who are working out Our girls wearing songs to work out because you should not I know no I think I think girls are wearing no underwear They're wearing no underwear, which I don't know is great. I don't understand how girls do that though Like if I'm wearing no underwear my pubes are coming out my pubes are sticking out of the little sewing holes But like, I don't wear underwear to bed because I feel like you've got to like, let it breathe. But if I don't wear underwear with like, leggings, I'm like, wet all day. Like, I-

It's so uncomfortable. Like, I hate that. No, like, there has to be separation between church and state. I also don't need the hem, like, inside my vulva, like the hemline. I'm like, ow, ow. I'm also like very sensitive to any hemline. I'm like, ah! This is such a graphic situation, but I feel like it's very important to like relationships. I don't know if any of Craig's ex-girlfriends like ever got undressed.

And if he ever saw their clothes, I don't know. I don't know. But I do know that one time I took my underwear off and there was obviously white discharge and he kind of looked at me like, oh my God, with an excited look and I was like, I just stared back at him. He was like, oh my God, like with an excited look and I was like what, like I

just stared back at him. He was like, are you like horny? Like, do you want to, and I was like, no, this is just like my underwear, like after the day, like we have things constantly coming out of us. I mean, she recalls it the spider webs. You spider webs. And he also page recently we are just using them as pads So like my period is full on and I have all kind of colors. Wait, so do you not wear a tampon with a thong? No, I do But you know when you take our tampons out and we give up are you wearing thongs? Yeah, that I'm Mysterious I'm going live life on the edge cuz I'm let's say granny panty. It's cupping

I'm still like cupping I mean I look at me acting like I don't know how vagina's work I like that we like inserted the term cupping into something I'm coming are you coming? So like Craig had no idea idea that things are just coming out and he literally thought in his male pee brain that I was just horny all day. And I was just like, what?

I would be like, yeah, I just came and I'm done. I'm done. You missed your moment. I literally made myself come from standing here five seconds on my own silent. I We have so much to go through. First of all, I tried to go to bed early and next thing I went to bed at 3 a.m. Because I got on Scar Girl TikTok.

What does that mean? Oh my god, you don't know about Scar Girl TikTok. No. Oh my god. So there's this like adorable college girl who she is. Sorry, I'm on Baylor Rush. Take talk right now. I'm nowhere near it. Oh yeah, well we do hear about it. Okay, so this is girl who has a scar. So she has this scar like all a pretty aggressive scar all along her face. Okay.

And it started to heal. But you can still kind of see it, but it started to heal. It got like light pink and then one day she shows up and it's like a dark brown and it's like really apparent and people are like, What's going on? And she's like, oh, like self-tanner. Like she starts giving all these excuses and then people start getting obsessed that like Scargirls faking her scarf So I was like, okay, I Will not send you to small claims court until I do proper research. Yeah, you're due diligence

But you diligence so I go all the way back and people are like the they're doing these like side to sides of like the shape is different It's a different lane wait. I did see one of these tiktoks because I just saw a girl measuring scars and I was like yes, people are going insane. But then she's like every tiktok is her fighting these people being like guys and then she's like wiping it and people like she didn't really touch her face and then her dad went on and was like her scar is real. Like it's getting crazy. If these people are attacking this girl for a real scar, like that is so fucked up and abusive.

People are basically like, when it started to heal, she started to lose engagement and she just couldn't. She wanted to keep, it's like the only thing that like she had was her scar. So scar girl TikTok is crazy pants. How old is scar girl? She's like 20, which is why it's like real, she's like crying. She's like, where is Scar is real? But when you look at the videos, it doesn't look like it's real and people are like, what Scar turns brown like that?

Like it looks like she took a Sharpie and just kind of put it on. Yeah, because I feel like if she had gotten like a laser or something that like made it darker before. She was saying she got like burnt from something and she's doing this whole, her explanations were not making sense, but I like to get people the benefit of the doubt, but it's hard. So I did that for three hours.

I mean, there was a time, you know the girl that's on TikTok that has Tourette's? Yes. There are so many comments all the time that she's faking it and she's had to go on and be like, I'm not faking it. People are like, well, all the time that like she's faking it and she's had to go on and be like, I'm not faking it. People are like, well, you're over exaggerating it and she's just like, I literally can't. Also, that girl is such a hero like to raise awareness about having a tick. I just feel like

like, because I have a cousin and who has a tick and there's no one in the media that looks like her actually her. Right. And everyone loves that girl. She's a nice personality. But those are those the haters. But this scar girl, some things got to give. People are like, it's either the best con in history.

I can't wait to watch it later. I love just like people being wild on TikTok. It's such a lawless place. It really is. Like I feel like Instagram has some rules like unspoken rules. TikTok lawless. Well, because TikTok goes viral where Instagram really doesn't. Right. So like anyone could go viral. And honestly, I hate seeing the same four people on my timeline on Instagram. I want to meet random new girlies or gay is my tiktok algorithm. I, anyone I follow on tiktok, I never go in the following section.

I only am in the four years. So if I start following you, I literally never see your tiktok ever again. But I'm an easy follow. If you maybe even have a little air come out of my nose from a laugh, follow. So you know how Alabama rush was like this massive thing on TikTok and people were like so intense, they got a like a reality show I think that's gonna come out. Girls blew up into like viral influencers from all of the Bama rush stuff. Their outfits were insane, like so expensive. It was just like tell other girls they're ugly. Yeah, it was just like a bunch of literally a room full of all

Blonde girls that don't like you it's my biggest nightmare, but anyway My question is how has this not been canceled yet the concept of like So like yeah the concept of like you getting passed on because of like what like you're not rich enough Alex Or all got passed on because of like what like you're not rich enough Alex Earl got passed on for a sorority yes who I haven't spoke about you have you want to know something when I went on pillows and beer um listen to it if you want to I guess I mean they're okay um no when I went on pillows and beer I asked both Craig and Austin who Alex Earl was and they both were like, we don't know. And I, it's like girl TikTok.

Like it's a girl's girl TikTok. I actually said it's actually good that you guys don't know who she is because you're 35 and she's 21 and that's illegal. Like that's pedophilia. So I'm happy that you guys don't know it, but I am so happy for her just because she does seem really nice and it does seem like we have this influencer who blew up who now is going to all of these influencer events and like hanging out with Haley Bieber and getting invited to these in crowd birthday parties,

but she still feels very relatable. What I can't understand is every influencer jumping on her dick. Just because you comment on her TikToks or trying to pretend your friends with her now because she's famous is so weird to me like I don't know this girl. You can literally live in the social climbing going on in the entertainment. Yeah, I'm like don't comment on her tiktoks like that is so you don't know her. You don't know her. People were obsessed with her if you don't know Alex Earl.

She had like bad acne I think and she really was vulnerable and showed how she recovered from it, and she's like hot, she was dating a Yankee and makeup, whatever. Just her makeup and tells you stories about what it's like to live in Miami and be a double D with blonde and like go to clubs, and everybody has to know. But realistically, like the way she ascended, she even jokes, like she doesn't understand.

The Tic-T TikTok algorithm was just showing her to every single person in the world. And she just, and some people would get nervy. I'd be scared to post videos. Like, what if this is stupid? You go from like 100,000 people seeing it to $2 million, but she keeps posting. But then people are obsessed with the idea

that this girl who like, she's not an actress, she's not a singer. Right. She's just a new world, she's not a singer. Right. She's just a girl. Right. She's just a girl. A girl. Literally so normal that people become obsessed with how people are obsessed with her.

And then people love that like she's getting famous and bringing us on the ride. Like she's like, I just got invited to LA. I met Selena Gomez. Yeah. She's Miley Cyrus. She's telling everyone which is really cool. Yeah. Now, what I was gonna say about... I know what you're gonna say.

That when a whole group of people love you and then they decide to not love you anymore, everybody follows and like at some point is she gonna go through people just being like, fuck me. Unabdably already people are starting. You also when you're overexposed people get annoyed and when your girl who's really liked people hate that. People hate that. So people already joked like what's gonna be the cancel moment? Who's gonna cancel her?

And they found out like she used to like Trump but then she's like yeah I went to college and I learned things and they try to cancel her for her like political believe in what you're gonna. Just like what you're gonna cancel her for like something she might have said when she was 17 Yeah, she was like guys. I didn't even know what politics was Like she doesn't she hasn't been alive for that many presidents like she was just born No, she literally just walked out of the womb, but was interesting to me She kind of blew up originally being like, hey guys, she has a very monotone voice, which I kind of am obsessed with.

She was like, hey guys, she always looks like she wants to fall asleep. Hey guys, I went to an influencer party in LA and influencers are really mean. This was like before she blew up. She was like, I went to this DJ booth and these girls who I kind of thought were cool online, were just like treating me like shit, all this stuff.

And then she just posted a video yesterday being like, you know, it's hit her miss in LA but like everyone was like really nice to me. And like I really wanted to comment and be like, no shit there, nice to you now. Because you're followers. Yeah, and they want. Like that's literally called LA. You want to work in this town. And then I think to myself,

like, am I so cynical of a person, which I know I am because multiple people have told me that, but am I so cynical, or am I just being a fucking realist when it's like, I, nothing impresses me. Not a single, like, have I done some cool things where I'm like, this is cool, like this is fun. But like deep down, if I never did it,

or I never got to do it again, I'd be like, okay. Like I, we're having a mental health moment right now. Yeah, like I don't know, I even, some of the people, as me and you have done, have done some fucking crazy shit in our lives. Like things that like we dreamed of being on TV and we were on TV And I want to let people know this you think if you get something that you are going to change like once I go to this Event our friends with these people like I'm gonna be a new person like that's why that's why it's a meme

Like once I lose 10 pounds and like clear up my acne like it's over for you bitches like it's Yeah, everyone you're literally same, you feel the same way. You don't become a different person when this stuff happens. Right. And you get these temporary highs, but temporary highs aren't happiness. I watched his Jim Carrey documentary called Jim and Andy

and he has this moment where he said he's a manifesto. Yeah. And he manifested, he goes, I want to be the most famous actor in the world. And he saw a psychic And a psychic said you're gonna do three movies very soon That are gonna make you the biggest actor in the world and within the next like year he did like the mask and like Two other movies like his biggest movies pet detective

I think is one of them and he goes so sitting there and I was the most famous actor in the world with three movies So I was sitting there and I was the most famous actor in the world with three movies Star of everything and he goes and I was still unhappy and then you get even more happy because you go wait You're not chasing anything anymore. You got what you were chasing and it didn't answer your problems Yeah, so long story short. There's no meaning in life and we're all leaves floating in the breeze Thanks for giggling with us. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.

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I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. guys will say things that like they think will make them look cool or you'll think it's cool. We're like, get in the habit of your boyfriend telling you something and you saying, is that supposed to impress me? Because like, I love that energy. Because like, then I feel like it brings them right down to like, yeah, I'm trying to act like something. Like, just be fucking for real.

Be fucking real. Be fucking real. real. Yes, stop with this fake shit Speaking of Craig I Craig and I don't DM that often yeah, I don't know I'm I'm more I don't know I don't like sign to his DMs that often cuz I feel like he's he's like business He's very business on Instagram. Yeah, he yeah, you know like when he's I don't want him to respond to like his like pillow post Like I don't know. I'm like we like a job. Keep it But I a giggler sent me a meme that I was like I have to DM Craig and it's this girl sleepy m1 wrote Fuck wine tasting a soup tasting a thing trying loads of soups with fresh bread

Please anyone else and I sent it to him and he goes, this is an amazing idea. And I said, you're not spent your L.O.I. Tim, I can't. Imagine! I walked into the living room the other day, all of a sudden, there's just like all these pots and pans. And I'm like, what is going on? And he looks at me and goes, I'm going to start making soup.

We did this happen? Yes. He, like, got all these like massive. I'm like a soup for what 500 people. This is an insane pot. You don't need. He's like, I'm gonna make all the soups in this. He has such a creative side to him.

Do not make fun of me. He does. No, no, I've never made fun of the soup endeavor. I feel like he's one of those people that if someone tells them you can't do it, he has different manifestation powers That I would never tangle with But I do understand that like you know when you get a bowl of soup and you're kind of like yeah These couple bites were good, but like now I want a different bite like I don't like the same flavor for like 30 minutes That's really pasta. I'm like so you want the pasta. Do you want the meat in the pasta, the broccoli in the pasta?

Yeah, and I'm like, if I'm gonna eat soup, I at least need a fucking cracker on the side. Kegs, they should have like soup kegs. Also, does he just like peel fucking day? How does he just drink alcohol and soup all day? Kreg peas all day, he has that shoe. Also his cholesterol's highest fuck, cause all he's drinking is sodium in soups.

We can bond over that. Yeah, I literally made him go to the doctor, both of you. I made him go to the doctor because I was like, your cholesterol is definitely so fucking high. I've dated you for a year now. I know how much salt you eat. You have to go get it, child.

I'm most divorced, does the other day. Why? We were driving on the highway, the LIE, if anyone knows, and he was like, let's get somewhere to eat. And he's like very productive with his directions. You know, like, we can't go off the beaten path too far, or like, it's a problem. We're like, I don't even know where the path is. I don't care. That literally, oh my god, you just described your personality so perfectly. Like if someone was like, let's go eat 20 miles out of the way, you'd be like, okay,

like that's so you. Like something about me not doing admin actually like ignorance is blessed. Yeah, okay, well that's going to take us another 30 minutes. Right. So, but that I feel like a success relationships are when you've different kinds of anxiety. Like he gets real like road anxiety. Like, oh, like ways said this, I'm on my phone.

I'm a passenger. I'm a passenger princess. I'm a passenger, yes. If we were both stressed about it, that would be a fight. He will just go and I'll be like, yes, baby. The good choice. Like, I don't even know what planet we're on. So anyway. I decide I need Taco Bell know what planet we're on. So anyway.

I decide I need Taco Bell. And like, when you need Taco Bell, there's nothing that's going to like replace it. I have a craving. I know what I want. I want to talk about it. If you get a hanker, it's fucking long island. There's four billion Taco Bells on Long Island.

So we have to find all these different Taco Bells. Finally, I'm like, this is the one. And he goes, is it worth getting off the highway for Taco Bell? And you know when someone asks you a question that you're like, where do you, how do you, how do you, yeah. So you don't, my immediate thought is,

so you don't love me. So you don't love me. You're not gonna, you're not gonna drive to get something that you know is gonna make me happy, that literally what? Change it changes your day by 20 minutes. You don't have to do the cheesy gordita crunch make you feel nothing inside.

He's in the exact words. I got him to get off and he goes, Taco Bell is not worth it. Mind you this is 10 minutes. This is 10 minutes off the highway and we're not late for anything Remember and Taco Bell like personally endorsed us Well, we love Taco Bell. We love Taco Bell You were going where were you going? We're going to my parents. Oh, they were like whenever But he goes is Taco Bell worth it and I immediately felt like really alone. Yeah, you know, you know

We just are feeling like he doesn't understand you you question kind of every interaction you've ever had Yeah, and then he fucking loved it He was like shoving in his face and I sat there kind of like you're welcome But now I don't trust you and you live in the same apartment as me I think the number one frustrating thing about being a woman is, no, seriously. Is that like you will tell a man something and their immediate reaction is like, no, that's not right, no, that's no, no.

And then however long it takes, and then you kind of are just like, okay, that's what you think, like, okay, you almost like feel a little defeated and you kind of like get quieter and step back. In the coming days, hours, weeks, whatever, when they come back to you and say, you know, we should probably do this or like you were right and like we, it is such a feeling that you're like, yeah, why would I ever doubt myself? Because you're fucking in the past, like dumb dumb.

Maybe we could have saved four days. Yeah. Are you making me, are you gaslighting me? Yup. Gaslighting. And then like when the thing happens, they're like you were so right, like there have been so many things with Craig's house

and I'm like we should do this and he's like no I'm not doing that. and then like he's like I think we should do it You know today's and I'm like you you planted a you plant seeds And I definitely do that what does where I'll say something and it'll be like no But you can tell that like you think you didn't listen but he did yeah, and like I think their egos are like deep down men don't want to Express that women are the right. Yeah, that we are the smarter species, but they can't say it, but we both know it. There was a really funny New York Times article.

Oh my god, I'm gonna, what is her fucking name? It was so funny. Audrey Tullinger was like, they're doing this trend on TikTok with couples, being like, how we make our relationship work. And it cuts to being like, I'm always right. And she's like, I don't mean to be a bitch right now and I don't normally do videos like this,

but like, it's so annoying. It's like doing those memes where it's like, how much orange juice I put in my mimo mosa, and it's like a little bit, and she's like, you guys hate each other. Like, you're not always right. You guys are yelling and crying and screaming all the time. So stop with these fake ass, like, I'm always right.

Cause I'll be in my relationship, I'm not always right. It's an eye of like gotten better at like, even learning how to say sorry to each other. Just thinking about like, imagine ever being like, imagine ever saying to doesn't crack like, okay, I'm going to start the TikTok and on this line, you say, yeah, for sure. They are so untrainable, but I think that's why we like them.

If I had a guy who would do all my TikToks, I feel like that would be an act. Or one of the TikToks where they have it, the guy is straight up acting. And he, trying to act, he doesn't know what the girlfriend's doing. And the girlfriend's doing something crazy and he hugs her out of nowhere. I'm like, no fucking way. I'm not gonna let it go. I went up to death and I go, it does. I'm gonna do a dance.

Yeah. You keep it towards your face and you react to my dance. Yeah. You'd be like, I'm fucking watching Go for it now. Like watching studios. Like real couples don't do that. I do think that there has to be a behind the scenes of mommy bloggers and Instagram couples Now whenever anyone has a long paragraph on Instagram about their relationship it gets sent to me

Yeah, and the gay boys want me to be like Take talk only go last for so long Yeah, the long paragraphs are just They keep me going though, you know Okay, I think we should do some front page news. Okay, let's get into it. How much do you know about the Miley video? Nothing. What?

The Miley video? The new Flowers video by Miley Cyrus. Yeah, I didn't know. Oh, the one that she released on Liam's birthday. I didn't watch it. Okay, I'm about to blow your fucking mind. Okay. But I also have a complaint. Okay, I'm about to blow your fucking mind. But I also have a complaint.

You know how with reality TV, you have like a storyline with a guy. If you bring it up like the next season, everyone's like, get over it. Get over it. Why should he be bringing him up? It's so annoying. Like move on, it was last season.

Yeah. My size, Liam, I'm sorry. Do they get married? Yeah. My size and Liam. Did they get married? Yeah. No, they were married. Okay, they got divorced a decade ago. Yeah, literally 10 years ago, which is a lot when you're only like 27 or what a fuck you. It was 10 years ago. And look, I love a little snarky reference. I love a reference. I love you. You can mention it. It's something that happened in your life. She did a full on the pettiest breakup song I've ever seen. To the point that I love it, I'm telling you all, I think it's one of the best songs of the year.

However, if I was him, I'd be like, damn, you are obsessed with me. I completely agree because when Taylor Swift did the red scarf song, everyone was like, Jake Gyllenhaal fucking sucks and all this shit, all I could think about was Jake Gyllenhaal. And being like, you still want my dick. Being like, you want this shit? Why are you bringing this up? Yeah, like what top off my dick for a second? So this is the level of pettiness we're talking about.

So Liam Hemsworth dedicated the Bruno Mars song. I should have brought you flowers. Yeah. Which is weird because of that song. Wow, that was so good. Did I hit that note? Oh my god. I'm Warner.

What was? Trigger warning. Hannah's amazing at singing. I was trying to think of one record label company and I couldn't think of it. Sony. Sony? Hello. Rockefeller records.

Yeah. Gagel's what records. We start our own record business of me doing, oh, should buy a flower. Oh, I can't do it again. I lost it. No, you can't. I lost it. No, yeah, I lost it. OK, so he's dedicated to that song. He dedicated to her, I don't know, which is so weird to break up song awkward.

She took every lyric of the chorus and reversed it, saying, I'll buy my own flowers. I don't need a hold your hand, but she changed it. It doesn't sound similar. Every lyric is in response to that song. So you're like, OK, that's kind of cool. And then you watch the music video and it's released on his birthday,

which also like we're adults. Why do we care about birthday so much? Right. On his birthday, he's not 12 with a fucking party with like his mom getting him a cake. I don't vibe with birthday people. Yes, she's talking about it with that. She ruined his birthday.

And he blacked out and he's no, it's going on. Who cares? I don't know about that. She ruined his birthday. I don't know. He's blackouting. I don't know what's going on. Who cares? So then the music video is a little cray cray where like she's out of a mansion in LA and she's just dancing around doing very random weird shit in it, but not random weird where you're like, oh, this is art. You're like, that was very specific.

Okay. Turns out this house, the house that he rented where he cheated on her with like over 15 women. It's the house which is iconic but again, 10 years later. Oh I didn't know he cheated on her. I didn't know either and this may be made up but I'm going with it because multiple people have said it. Yeah. Then she starts doing this weird workout in her bikini and it's not like generic workout. She's doing very specific moves. OK.

Where you're kind of like, that was weird. Apparently, it's like his workout that he would do with TRX. What? Oh, what? OK. But you're putting your leg in weird positions. Like, you're like, this is an art. This is very specific.

It is specific. I would be like, OK, so you still memorize my workout routine, getting a restraining order. My question is, wait, my question is a lot of information. Has this, has this been brewing? Has she been working on this for 10 years or was someone at her record label being like, come on, Selena's got a documentary, like Britney's going nuts. We need you to have like a moment, something big. Like Taylor Swift just broke the internet, selling out shows. We need you to have a really big moment.

You never talked about your Liam break up. You never gave us anything off of it. It kind of went away. We need you to do this. All about it. I don't know. I don't know. I think that was, I think the song she put out after their divorce was more about being like, I am who I am and I'm like happy and I'm going to live my true life.

Like we never got like a full break up. But imagine if she was on reality TV, the backlash she would get. Like if you talk about someone you're to storyline with a month ago they're like, get over it! It's over! It's over! It's done. We're moving on. We're moving on with the scene.

We're moving on. So, she puts it out. I feel like there's more stuff that was like crazy but- Okay, wait. Are you a Miley like? No. No, me me neither I respect her But some people are like she's the the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in the world and then I'm like that. Have you seen Margot Robbie like I don't know

I'm a doppelganger. Yeah People in the street are like Margot and I'm like I don't speak Australian I'm gonna go with it. I'm like Al I don't speak Australian. Other way to go with it. I'm like, I love Albex, take care of us. Yes. Um, Shakira. Yes, what's going on with her other than like? She's being savage too.

I thought she was in jail. Apparently, she's apparently, she's not. I thought she didn't pay her taxes and everyone was like, send her away. She's not in jail because didn't pay her taxes and everyone was like send her away She's not in jail because Gerard pk who was her husband of many years. Yeah is now with another girl She writes the most savage Song basically being like I'm a Porsche now you're with a fucking like Stupid car and she's just like shitting on this girl. Like, old school like rap battle type shit.

And people are calling her like internalized misogynist, but she's fucking pissed. I love it. I love it. I love it. And it's, but then like the actual video looks like it was made in one of those like, Apple videos. You remember on your computer in high school

how you could like make videos with a garage band thing? Yes, yeah, and you you just stare yourself for hours like talking to it. Yeah, so it was like It was the whole thing was a lot and but then I looked at his Instagram and his Instagram is just Selfie something so it's so scary if you meet a like that, and that's what his Instagram looks like, you have to run because he... Part of me was like, don't make fun of the girl. Just be like, stop taking selfies. Like a creep out.

It's giving like 60 year old to her on Facebook. Yeah, it's giving my dad just got my phone. He's like, what do I post on Instagram? I feel like... And he's handsome, but he looks weird. He's kind of cute, yeah. I think our generation loves petty breakups and distracts because at a peak time in our lives,

we were in like eighth or ninth grade, that song came out that was like, do you remember that song where the guy sang it and he was like, fuck you, I don't want you back. Like, fuck all those lies. See, like that song and then like, see low green. I don't know. No, not that.

Oh, sorry. Never mind. So then if you don't know it, then it's not. I guess it's listening to the bad name. It wasn't the cultural revolution that was on. Yeah, I guess it wasn't a cultural revolution. But whatever, I'm going to post it on the Gagelies Squad Instagram and see who knows that. But I also feel like me and you, we are not little petty. Like, I have so much shit. I have so many receipts that

I will never, will never post because I'm like trying to be above things. I feel like we're more like, we more like long term, we're big picture people. Yes, we're big picture. I'm not gonna comment on your Instagram or post something that's like, post a float that's like a sub-text about you or like unfollow you.

Mm-hmm. I am working behind the scenes. I am full manifestation. I was in the situation with the studio. He did something very fucked up and I was like one day. I'm gonna get big and after I'm gonna go on Joe Rogan. Yeah, I know, until everyone what he what he did. And then I was like, if I went on Joe Rogan tomorrow, I wouldn't say it about him. I just want to. I also feel like for us, I think it's better revenge when... Like, you never mentioned the person ever again.

Like, we pull a Kim to Sorbo. Have I met you? Like, you literally have a lot. I really think I would never. I have too much fun to answer. I would never. I would literally never. I would never. I mean, I've never even hooked up with an X,

which is like humble fucking brag. That's crazy. That really is nuts. But we never really dated. And it was like a goodbye fuck. He was going to Australia. It was like sweet and nice. I was just saying goodbye with my pussy.

It was like, what'd you say? It was like a sweet and nice hook up. He was like, hey, I'm not gonna see you like ever again. I was like, we should fall. Get in here. Get in. I feel like every time I've ever had sex with an ex, like I've literally loathe them. And like that's what I want to have sex with them. Like, is it because you feel like you like God I'm

temporarily do you ever feel like I love drama I love toxicity like I love yeah like if I like when I was single and like an ex I always had one ex that like I always went back to if he texted me at like 2 a.m. like I was gone I was out of there I'm like I love the back to, if he texted me at like 2am, like I was gone, I was out of there, I'm like, I feel like you love the drama too, if your friends being like, where were you? Like you love that shit.

Yeah, like I just love pretending I'm in a movie, of like, what am I gonna do? You know, he's so bad for me. And but like in reality, I'm like, fuck this guy, I'm not marrying him. I'll see, you know what it is, like when people do, fuck that thing to you, like friends, or people you're dating, you know what it is, like when people do fucked up things to you, like friends or people you're dating,

you don't feel better when you do it back or like you do something to get them back. You feel better. It's like this TikTok thing when the girl's like, oh, you're gonna fuck me over. I'm gonna study to get into your industry. I'm gonna become your boss. I'm gonna fire you and then fuck your dad. Like Lady Gaga when she's like, you're not gonna go anywhere without hearing my song in every bodega you ever walk into. That's my revenge energy. Yeah, I tell Craig all the time, if we were to ever break up,

you better watch out for someone up north because it's coming to stores near you. I will take your audience and your consumers like that. Like I'm not playing. So Kanye got married. What the heck? I saw a quote that in some article or something that said, it's very real to them.

It's like, OK. Actually at one point was like, where is he? We haven't heard from him in a while. Always up to them. I was like, okay, I'm actually at one point was like, where is he? We haven't heard from him in a while. Always up to something. So on my TikTok, this barstool video came up and it was like during the time that Kanye was missing and some guy was just like, I saw him. He was that almond Gary, like that hotel in. Yeah. Yeah. So he was like living his best life and then just randomly married someone who also looks exactly like him Exactly like him celebrities are you never hear of like your normal friends who lived down the street being like and I got married Like celebrities are always just going out and doing the fucking most like legally like

Why go through all of that? Like all the people that get married in Vegas, I think it's so crazy. Like, I know for a fact, my personality is not. I think it's because they don't have nine to five, so they just like go in their time and hang out. So much time in the hang out. And then they make up crazy ideas.

And they're like, he's literally done everything. Let's get the lawn involved. No, they're chasing the contract. Crazy highs. Like his dopamine is probably done so. Done. I did talk to my therapist though, and she's like, you don't have that normal nine to five.

And if you don't have a trauma in your life, which I don't know who doesn't, but if you don't, like when you daydream, you're like, oh, what vacation do I want to go to? What am I dreaming about in life? But she's like, if you're just hanging out and you have trauma, like you go to that place, like you go to your past,

like all that stuff happens. And what you want to do, it makes you want to do crazy things. It will, it's just like you don't have any routine and you can kind of go where you're comfortable. You're comfortable in chaos. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And so basically I am Kanye with anti-semitism. But also this girl, I don't know. I mean Julia Fox did it well, like did him for three seconds, she didn't have to get married. Julia Fox has been a great, she's really leveraged like what a three week stint into. Oh my god.

I mean, she's just, I mean, she's just, she's just for the first time. You did? How was that? I've never seen it. It's chaotic. She also is so good in it. Is she really? I need to watch it. She's really anxious inducing, though, right?

Isn't it about gambling? And I heard people say, if you have anxiety, or you have anxiety through the whole movie. As a New Yorker, it's kind of just a day in our lives. I'm being honest. Like, it's Adam Sandler like a day in our lives. I don't know. Like it's like Adam Sandler plays this like, you know, stressed out Jewish jeweler, which is like,

if I had a nickel, the amount of people in my life. I know so many stressed out Jewishers. He just wakes up and he's like, he goes from me. I'll sell him one, he's yelling at someone else, he's yelling at someone else. So like, I think for us, it's normal for someone in the South. They probably were like triggered by it. It would send them into a coma. Oh my god. Speaking of people in the South, I went to Alabama, right?

Yep. And we went to a Mexican restaurant because we live life on the edge. And we get we get chips and the person goes, do you want cheese with that? And Des was like, what? They're like, cheese. And Des was like, what? They were like, cheese. They were like, cheese? And I was like, oh, like, casodip. And then I get a cheese. So they just offer you like a tub of caso.

With you. A pun arrival? On arrival. And Des was like, oh no, thanks. And I was like, welcome to the south. And then when we were leaving, they were like, do you want to go cut? For years, like, what?

Drink. Yeah, they were like, you want a drink a little to go, Cap? Like it's just so funny, the little cultural, the endest was like so confused by all of it. Yeah. They couldn't understand him, he couldn't understand them. I was laughing because I've spent a lot of time in Arkansas so I kind of know what's going on.

I think my biggest cultural shock when like first couple of times I was down in the South. And Charleston isn't even that like deep in the South, I feel like I was standing at, I think, a publics or whatever grocery store, and I was getting a sandwich made and the lady making the sandwich was asking how I was. And I was like, no, no, no. I was like, wait, what?

I was like, oh, and asking me intense, like real questions that you would ask someone, like a friend. And I was just like, what do you do for real questions that you would like ask someone, like a friend. And I was just like, what do you do for living? Are you enjoying your job? Yeah, and I was like, I was like, man, I'm, I'm getting anxious

that you have a line forming, okay? And you're taking your suite last time. My mom made me watch HETV last night and this family was looking for a house. And they were like, we have a house with a pool that's like a wait from everyone and they were like, no, we kind of want a house right in the city where we could talk to our neighbors every day and I shut it off. I said, I don't need this fucking propaganda in my face. No. Craig said to me, oh my God, talk about not knowing your neighbors. Craig is putting

a new fence up in the backyard and he said, should we put a gate in the fence so that like if the neighbors want to come over they can just go through the gate. I go fuck you and your neighbors. No. Why do you want? We should get hedges. I literally said hedges. You should make this fence seven feet and then put trees in front of it. What are you talking about? You literal psycho cat. You're like a cat. We need multiple locks. I was like, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want anyone seeing in if you're in your, like,

you can't leave. And if you leave, you can't come back. It's so funny because that for people, don't know the Hamptons, that, well, it's literally rich New Yorkers who take their lives. And they just want to get away from people. So they buy these huge manches and put hedges that are so fucking high you can't even see the mansion.

So it's just the Hamptons are just full of hedges of people being like leave me alone. There's literally nothing like a Hamptons hedge. I put like a New York your neighbors know like as long as you don't have problems with them it means like this is an amazing relationship. Like I don't want my neighbors to hate me but I don't want to be friends with my neighbors either. I want my neighbors to see me in the elevator and say, Hey, and me say, Hey, and maybe we have a small elevator conversation, but I don't want my neighbors to invite me over.

Do you know that's the secret? When someone walks off, you go, do I say, have a good night? Yeah. When I will say it, but sometimes they won't say it to me, and I'm like, I would have said it for you. I would have said it for you. Hannah, that is such a niche thing that everyone can do. And you know, I can just have a good night.

Yeah, like you can be on your phone and it's courtesy. And I'm gonna have a good night percent all the time. I am a total have a good night because Yeah, like you can be on your phone. And it's courtesy. And I'ma have a good night person all the time. I am a total have a good night because I'll end a conversation like every day. Yep, I'ma, I'm, I even do it in the day. Have a good day. It's almost a thank you for not talking me on the elevator. You want to know what else I do?

If I get in the elevator first and someone walks in behind me and I'm pushing my button, I say, what floor? I'll show you a, I'll push your button for you. I will push your button. I say, what floor? I'll push your button for you. I will push your button. I'm already here. These are ways that New Yorkers show kindness. I don't even know where your day went. I don't need to know your family fucking tree.

No, my health. I want you to know. I don't even talk about the weather. We know what the weather is. Why do we have to talk about it? I just want you to know that I want you to have a good night. I don't care what it entails, just have a good one. And what?

Without me involved. Yeah, it's not involved. And if you don't have a good night, well then that's life. You know, that's showbiz, baby. What am I supposed to do? That's showbiz, baby. I have a question. This is so interesting.

Well, I have two things that we can talk about. Let's do the front page news thing first. Did you see Austin Butler's fake accent at the Golden Globes? So I knew people were talking about this for a while. Was it like extra bad at the Golden Globes? It was. It was like he...

I think he's a method actor. And I don't think he came out of Elvis. Like I don't think he came out of Elvis. I don't think he ever came out of it. It's giving Miley Cyrus like it's been over two years since he films. It's giving my life. Oh, Miley Cyrus. Also, if you're such a good actor, how are you going to get other roles when you're just Elvis now?

She's like, Elvis. And then people, okay, so here's the real thing that people are talking about. Vanessa Hutchins and an awesome Butler dated for 10 years. Vanessa Hutchins. Which no one knew because he, no one cared about her. Because he wasn't famous, right? She was way more famous. I would say she's still more famous than him, but he's definitely rising.

He's having a moment. So, when they were dating, she was on, I think it was Regis or not Regis. Oh my God, flashback. Kelly and Ryan and she said that she was driving in the car with her boyfriend at the time, or maybe she just said Austin. Um, and Elvis came on the radio and she just looked at him and said, you have to play Elvis. Like you, like you're born to do this. Like she just felt it. Now, she manifested it. She manifested it for him.

Once again, women just coming in to save the fucking day. So then he's on a talk show and he tells the same exact story. But instead of saying Vanessa is who said it, he says he was with a friend of his. Yep. Now people are so mad that they, that he didn't say it was her and kind of like, made it seem like whatever.

I am very split. Interesting. In his defense, he has dated some of the most famous people right now. He dated Vanessa Hutchins at her peak. She was, you know, he did got her right after high school musical. He's now dating Kayab Gerber. I get in that world. If you're being interviewed and he's on a television show,

not naming people involved in a story that you're telling because it's almost like a common courtesy. Like, oh, I didn't bring your name up. not naming people involved in a story that you're telling because it's almost like a common courtesy. Like, oh, I didn't bring your name up, but because she had already told this story, this was already out there, I feel like he could have said Vanessa. He also might not have said her name

because he's dating someone and like. Out of respect to her. But also he was like telling the how interesting it was that like she was the center of the story, this friend. The whole story. The whole credit is due. The crazy part about the story is that she called it. Like she said, you should be Elvis.

Like, yeah, it's not like she was a minor part of this like more important story he was telling. Right. And then he gets a call two months later to audition for Elvis I wonder when their breakup was in terms of the Elvis movie because it's giving Chris Pratt and a Paris to me. Oh, it's giving my God, yeah, that's what it's giving for me my God. Yeah, that's what it's giving for me. The name.

I do also, I have a little empathy for him because as you know with interviews, like it's so easy when someone says something and you are nervous and you have to just say a sentence that you would say it perfectly. So like I never get mad. And then after that you're like, what did I just say? Yeah, or like I, you'll say someone's name and you're like, fuck, or you try to be funny and you're like, fuck.

So like, I have empathy for him with that, but I do think, let's give credit where credit is due or maybe it's like a bad breakup. And he's actually kind of like giving it to her like, fuck you. I'm not going to say your name ever again. Like we don't really know their relationship when they were dating or like their breakup situation. So yeah, there's so many factors. It's funny because it's given it more attention when he was probably trying to make it give less attention. But good for her, she got him. I hope she's happy.

And then it was going around how Vanessa Huggins met Kaya Gerber when Kaya Gerber was like a kid. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I hate that. If I was Vanessa, I'd be fucking livid. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, you can't, you can't. You have to. No, you cannot. They don't talk about Miley Cyrus being an apple, baby, enough. No, they don't. She's like gotten away with that.

Her godmother is Dali Parton. Her dad is like that famous country music star. They talk more about Dali Parton being her godmother, which like you could give that to literally anyone on the street. Let's be honest, that's a made up thing. Yeah, like you're not, but you're not related to your God parents.

Like it could literally be my door man if I wanted him to be the Godfather. Yeah, no one talks about Billy Wright, but people do talk about Billy Wright's siresist TikTok and how frickin weird it is. It is? Yeah, he has like a new wife and they're just like They give like culty Energy like he has super long hair and he's like his eyes are always glassy like they give weird energy on their tic-tac You know what like you you watch looked into I've watched it You know when you watch someone's video or like you see someone having a conversation with your friend and you literally, or you walk into a room and you get a feeling like a weird energy with someone and like immediately,

you're just like, hmm, someone's weird with you. Like I don't really fuck with you, I don't think. That's how I felt when I went to his TikTok. I was like, you give off energy that makes me feel icky and I don't like it and I have to go. Can I give you the two things people have to watch? Yes, I would love it. Side note, not to watch, but should we start drag race? But where do you start? I just feel like it's such a cultural phenomenon and I never started it. And I feel like there's so many references and stuff, but people are so into it. And I feel like there's so many references and stuff, but like, people are

so into it. Like, are you saying that we should go all the way back to the very first season and start it like that, or just jump on in to whatever the new season is and watch it that way? Look, for the gigglers who know about drag race, tell us what to do. I feel like there's so many references to the past. Can we watch it starting off this season? I don't know. I think yeah, like isn't like a love island where each season is totally new you can kind of jump in or is it like a T-PNF to those two flashbacks, but like oh my god. Isn't love island starting? I think it is. Oh my god I got to make sure my illegal it It's like on Netflix. I think or maybe that's an old one that's not like. Wait, no, that's America. Gross. Oh, no. Yeah, I don't

actually. I'm so off my love, love island game. Okay, you have to watch Hatchet wielding Hitchhiker. Wait, I started that. I started that. And I was like, I was falling asleep and I was like, the energy right now for me to fall asleep is too much. No, this is crazy. This is nuts. This is a wild story of the media, like how quick you could be the hero, how quick you could be the villain, but this hatchet-willing hitchhiker basically attacks a guy with a hatchet

for hurting someone, hurting a woman, and he gets interviewed and everyone loves him. He goes on Jimmy Kimmel. He gets really famous. No one can find him because he's homeless. They find him. I mean, he's definitely mentally ill and I think he went through a lot of abuse as a kid, but they're trying to do a reality show with him. And he's like, he's just really cannot be controlled. Can't be managed. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see.

I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see.

I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see.

I see. I see. I see. I when he went viral. I remember when he went viral. You remember? I don't remember. No, I just lied. I don't remember. I was like, what? I know I knew that it was an old video,

but I don't remember watching the video, but I knew that it was like, it wasn't recent. Sorry for laughing on the pod. You like knew I feel like you knew I was lying. But I was like why you didn't. Of all the things alive. Why the hatchet wielding hatchet. She told us about her dirty underwear but she's gonna lie about the hatchet wielding hitchhiker.

But there's kind of drums because he says he was like, sex abuse as a child. And it looks like this older man might have like, sex abuse him. And the guy he killed. The guy he killed. Wait, the guy he killed used to molest him. That's what he says.

Then like, I think it's fine. But some people are like, that guy would never molest anyone, but like, let's be honest. Anyone who is a molester who's still molesting is because people don't know guy would never molest anyone but like let's be honest Anyone to a is a molester who's still molesting is because people don't know he's a molester right Period Men are the worst aren't they though? I mean cut it together

So finally the Netflix tennis documentary that we've known they've been filming all last year as Someone who's not like an avid tennis fan, did you watch any of it? I watched the first episode because we saw that guy. Yes, Nicarios, we watched him. And I, a few takeaways. I only watched that first episode because I thought it was going to be people that I knew. Like, I didn't really know the other people that they were doing. I do wanna watch that couple though,

where they both play tennis. I was gonna say the second episode is with Mateo Baratini, who's like the sexiest Italian. So fucking hot. This girl who I actually played tennis growing up with, I was a Tom Lonevich, and that episode is good. You have to go. Okay, I'm gonna watch that one.

Takeaways that I felt, I felt really bad for the Nick guy and I feel like they make him seem like he's such a like asshole, but I feel like he's not. But how does he not have a coach? That's like, he can't be managed. And also, if you're a tennis girlfriend, that is your occupation, you are a tennis girlfriend, that is your occupation. You are a tennis girlfriend.

Literally, these girls hold down their man's. I was watching it, and I'm like, I could never. I could literally never. I couldn't never. As a tennis player, when you lose, even if you're a fucking basketball player, you're like on my team loss, whatever. As a tennis player, when you lose, you're a fucking loser.

Didn't make money for your family. You just spent all this money to travel. You fucking lost, like you're not in a good mood. And even the couples, they were like, what's it like to date? And the girl was like, let's just say that when we're both winning, it's a lot better. Because then imagine he's winning, you're losing. And you have to be supportive of him.

But these other girls, Colleen and Morgan, who are dating guys on the tour, and now Paige Lorenzes. Yep. Paige is living her whole life, but these other girls Colleen and Morgan who are dating guys on the tour and now Paige Lorenzes Yep Paige is living her whole life, but these other girls are just traveling with their men because then you'll never see him They travel every week of the year. So you just travel with them He was like she's just there to make sure like life is as easy as possible for me I feel like they the girl is to make life more difficult for us. That's how it's excitement. Like the girlfriends have a lot of pressure to one give them normalcy to put up with whatever mood

they might come out of. Like that's a lot of anxiety and stress. Because they're dealing with so much pressure and you're not, so you kind of just have to like, none of your emotions matter. You just have to be there for them. And I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it.

It's not my mood. It's not my thing. But if you don't know tennis, I think it's a kind of, like it didn't show tennis. Like it was that exciting in my opinion. But it was a good way to at least like understand tennis a little and you have some respect for it. And people who don't know tennis that,

well, semi-text being like, it was a cool documentary. For people who know tennis, we were a little disappointed. Interesting. Because like right now, I have the tennis channel on. Like I always have the tennis channel on in my apartment. I've watched all these matches. So I thought the documentary was gonna be about like, more behind the scenes.

And they literally were just like playing the matches. Yeah, they focused too much on like, they focused too much on these matches. When I'm like, I like, Tenishano could have done a year summary and felt similar. Also someone argued like, Tenish, it's all happening in your head.

It's not like a team where you're like, they're together and they're all yelling at each other. The coach is not allowed to coach. So you just see, it's a puff piece on the players. They go like, hey, and they're all yelling at each other. The coach is not allowed to coach. So you just see it's a puff piece on the players. They go like, hey, like it's really hard to get here. But also you're talking to the top 10 players in the world, top 20. One of my friends who's on the tour was like, you know, it would be so much

more fucking interesting getting the top 300 player who's making who can't make enough money to travel, can't pay for coaches. Doesn't have a massage therapist with them, and they're trying to survive and question the purpose of life. Like that's fucking interesting. I feel like I need an on-call massage therapist. After every match, they just lie down,

and they get work done. They're gonna be like done. Love you. But then it's hard for these lower players to even compete with these higher players because they don't have the finances, whatever. That's like a whole other story. But long story short, every episode,

you get introduced to a player. They're doing one of these big tournaments. You see like one cute scene with their family. And you wanted more. You wanted more reality TV aspect of it. Like you wanted more documentary. And I don't even need the drama. I just wanted more in depth.

Like, they showed Honestly the curious episode and the next episode of the most interesting and then I kind of For someone who knows what happens and then they skipped like very good drama like There's one match where the players apparently had a fight in the locker room and they just skipped it because like these players They're not gonna sign off on that. It's a puff piece P for tennis But I also feel like they didn't even go in depth. They were like this is how the rules are But I did see one clip from the couple that was dating and I saw them walk into their hotel room and it looked a mess a mess and I was like there's no way they didn't fight about this Like there's no way so he wasn't like get your shit out of here

So the couple they show they walk in after a day of tennis and they're like it's who's the last one here it's so messy when I'm like this is not one person who just like it's not like who didn't shut the door it's like yeah I was like this is Sears bed times 10 yeah not the weeks so they were like I think it was you and he's like no you and then they they're like we'll clean it later then they go do you want to watch tennis or a movie we so it's so like that was cute like it's very like relatable and he's like oh watch a movie and she's like what let's watch the holiday and he goes no that's a that's romantic you said you like comedy or horrors and she goes it's a romantic comedy and he's like fun So that was the biggest fight Yeah, that's not what fucking happened. That's so just not what happened I wrote on my Instagram people should watch it because it brings tennis at least a little more into the forefront

Yeah, it doesn't show you like how hard it was for these players to get to this point It doesn't show like how their life changed one girl opens up about depression, but I'm like, if I had a nickel, all of them. Tennis players are lonely. I think we need a hat that says, if I had a nickel. Like, does today goes, what's with the, I had a nickel. Why are you saying this all the time?

And I was like, I guess I said. It's so relatable in so many things. Like, yeah, okay, you're being dramatic. Like, if I had a nickel for every time that's happened, it means that I haven't said that. If I had a dollar, is that the original? Or like, if I had a nickel? every time that's happened to me, and if I had a dollar, is that the original, or like if I had a nickel, I don't even know what to say.

If I had a penny. If I had a penny, and then I started saying, if I had a nickel, yeah, it does look like, why are we doing that? But nickel, nickel is a great word in general. Nickel just feels good off the tongue. Yeah, if I had a nickel. So anyway, I recommend that everyone watches it.

For someone who watched the tennis season last year and know what fucking happened, I didn't think the documentary was going to be a review of all these tournaments. And I just wanted a little more in depth but it was a puff piece on the players and I respect that for their privacy and shit. Honestly, I would rather have done like a full thing on Kyrios. Yeah. Or it ended up being like everyone losing to Nadal and people were like can we just have an Adal documentary? Also I like his swag. He has like a tote. He has like basketball player swag as a tennis player. The good news is there's really hot guys in the documentary. I think Casper

Ruiz really hot. Mateo, Bertini is really hot. So it's good like to put on just for us. Wait, how about Blast from the past and erotic? Oh, yeah, he's been through some shit, but he's great. He's a great commentator. Yeah, I like, I forgot about him. The actual tennis players are disappointed, but it's great for the game. Okay. Small step for whatever, yeah, like whatever that said, yep.

Wait, we're going to Charleston this weekend. We're going to Charleston this weekend, but before that, we're going to Durham, North Carolina, which is sold out and Charlotte, North Carolina on Friday, which I think there's maybe a few tickets left. There's like random one tickets. Yeah, check to see, because sometimes they randomly release tickets and also

I'm gonna say this I have a lot of girls that will DM me that either bought tickets like a single ticket or bought tickets and Their friend can't go or whatever and want to know if it's weird to go to gigley squad alone It is the least Weird place to go alone a lot of people go, and you're sitting in a theater watching a show, you're enlapping, if you don't wanna talk to your neighbor, we would never pressure you to talk to your neighbor, but it is not a weird thing to go to alone because then once it's over,

you literally walk out, get in your car, and go home. Like, it's fun. But I also would argue, you will make friends against your will because you immediately all have the same sets of humor and Everyone is drunk and there are a lot of girls that will come up to us and say that they made friends with like their entire row Yeah, because like we're all the same. So it is fun I'm so excited we're on tour and also we're gonna be in Charleston I've never experienced Charleston through UN Craig's eyes,

so I'm excited for that experience. Well, I just stay in the house and I don't go anywhere. So, weekly. And that's what we like. I guess we're watching the Violet Goddess. We're literally starting the Violet making our own tennis documentary. Well, thank you for giggling with us guys.

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