Giggly Squad - Giggling about enchiladas, electricians, and elevators

Episode Date: August 27, 2024

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About to get gassed up. Gassed doesn't always mean fart. Sometimes it means we're about to pop off and that's what's gonna happen this episode. What are you texting? I was, yeah. I was trying to get people pumped up. I'm pumped.

Sorry. Chris is pumped. That's all I managed, Chris is pumped. I actually wasn't listening to any of that because I did get a text message that I literally had to respond to Honestly, it was so unimportant everything I said like I wasted everyone's time the last 30 seconds. What happened? What what text is just like a working a work tax nothing like fun?

Mmm, but I just had to you know, say yes Mmm, you know those I know And you have to work no and then they then they come, this is the thing about work. I hate work. No, but like there's, when you're an entrepreneur, there's, your texts are either like a sweet text from your friend or like something really important. No, everything is always like,

code red, like we need your answer now. I'm like, guys, I talk about like makeup and beauty products. What could be the problem? What could really be so pressing? Oh my God, speaking of work, I was in a work brunch this morning. I got brunch with someone. And you know when you get a...

I hate a work brunch person, let me just say that. Because it's like, okay, so you couldn't fit me in for lunch, which is the most important meeting of the day. Obviously. Say what it is, it could have been a Zoom. And that Zoom could have been an email. I rarely wanna meet in person. No, no, it was like an interview type thing.

And for some reason when you're eating and you also feel like you have to talk, which is how I eat, it's very easy to choke. No, you going on any sort of eating meeting is. Just fighting for your life. Those people don't know you. Those people don't know you. Don't go in business with them, they don't know you.

Like if you're sitting down to a table, you're munching. You're looking at the menu. I ordered pancakes and they looked at me funny. I was like, it's brunch. And then I was like, can you see? Everyone probably got like a boiled egg. They were actually talking. I was like, hold on, hold on, hold that thought.

I have a side of bacon. And that was it. I would need, I need special sauce. Do you guys have a special sauce? Like, do you guys want bacon too? Do we all want bacon? And they're like, can we just focus on pesca in hand? One time we went on a brunch meeting

and I walked in and I was so excited because I was like, oh, it's so cute in here. I'm like gonna actually get like a really cute little breakfast. And then it was a vegan place. I looked around at the people and I was like, why would you bring me here? Once I went to a vegan place and I ordered eggs

and didn't know it was vegan and that was violence. What are the vegans doing for breakfast? It's literally not their meal. There has to be a warning outside. That's like a con. Eggs, bacon, like what else is breakfast? It was, I mean, look, we support the vegan community. Yogurt, is yogurt vegan?

No. Dairy free. Dairy free yogurt. Is butter vegan? Is butter a carb? So. That's how I So, long story short. Oh, right. When you're in a meeting and you're like, look, it's a high risk for a choking moment.

But you know when you choke and you're like, I can handle this one? Yes. Like you're like, this is gonna pass really quick. And you're like, I'm choking. And then you get there. But then you know when it hits the wrong something and you're like, this is gonna take at least 50 minutes.

You're like, sorry, I'm actually choking. No, but you're not actually choking, you're just like. Something scratching my throat. If I could, I would love to cough my brains out for like three minutes, but instead I'm gonna go for the next 20 minutes. No, and you have to take a sip of water

and you're like, no, I'm fine. And you have to move your neck because you're like, no, I'm fine. And you have to move your neck, because you're like, maybe if I just move, it'll go down. That seems to happen to me a lot with chips, like Tostitos. People don't talk about the actual death hazard that they are.

Because they get wedged. They get wedged. And you're like, sorry. Also popcorn. Yeah, popcorn is a choking hazard. You know what it is, I talk and I eat too fast. I heard on TikTok. You're a quick eater.

But I realized, I'm actually quick with everything and this came up on my TikTok, they were like, are you a girl with high cortisol levels? And I was like, yes. Isn't everyone. And they go, try to slow down. So I was like, okay, and then I was trying to do things slow.

But you're like, and then Denzel's like, are you okay? Like you just turned into a sloth. And it's like. Cause I actually do do things, like little tasks. Wait, this is how different our algorithm is because I recently got a TikTok that was like, if you want to appear more confident in a room,

make all your movements slower. So I'm like practicing, like putting my hair behind my ear. I'm like, how confident does that look? Because it's so slow. No, I'm just always a bull in a china shop. Like that's the energy I bring. Yeah, like no one would mistake that you took ballet classes when you were little.

Like even little things like just pouring milk into my cereal. Nothing dainty. It's gonna spill. Like I just, I'll bust open this and that's like, it's a mess and then they were like, come, and then I'm like, can I do things slow? Cause my dad would always be like, slow down, slow down.

And I'm like, why? So I think I might change. You sometimes have like a nervous energy So I think I might change. You sometimes have a nervous energy when you wanna get something done. You're like, okay, well this is my task, I'm doing it. I need to eat, and I feel like I'm either 100 or zero. You're always famished. No, you've always, you literally are always

just coming back from war. You're like, no, I haven't eaten. I'm also so embarrassing when I'm famished because you're like, have you not eaten all day? And I'm like, I've had four meals, but I'm really hungry. No, the other day I literally got in bed and I was like, I didn't eat. Like, I have to get up and eat.

Like, this is crazy. We're just different. No, I've like, will be, while I'm eating, I'm thinking about what I should eat next. What's your next meal? So anyway, there are definitely different forms of choking. And we're just raising awareness. Just raising awareness.

So your friend might say she's not choking, but if she's humming for the next 20 minutes, she in fact has a Tostito lodged in her throat. I've definitely talked about this before, but Andrew Collin, my favorite story he ever told was how he thought he was choking to death. And he drove himself to the hospital. And he drove himself to the hospital.

And he got there and they're like, are you okay? And he goes, I think I'm choking to death. And they're like, give that sound out. Like you're talking. They're like, you drove 20 minutes here. No. Because you're choking to death. There's this like tool that like every mom has now

that's like a suction cup that you can put in your kid's mouth if they are choking. And honestly, I might get it for tour just for you. Like I feel like I should have that in my bag. Sorry, my friend's choking. Now that I'm around some moms. I also wait, I feel like your face would turn blue before you like,

disrupted or like, interjected to anyone. I'm such a people-pleaser. I think Hannah's passed out, I mean she's fine. She's literally fine. She's napping. She'll come back. So my sister-in-law has a newborn, and she learned that like, sometimes the baby's uncomfortable, like all babies do is eat and poop,

and sometimes they get kind of like, I guess backed up, or they have to fart. So she bought this thing that you just stick in the butt, and it's like an air thing, and then you pull it out, and then you just like blast out. No way. I kinda won't. I was like, that looks like, it feels fucking good.

The release step. The release. Oh my God. I wish you remembered being a baby. But nowadays, that was a crazy high thought. Are you high? No. There was a time in your life where you did nothing.

Someone did every single thing for you. I wish you could remember a little bit of it being like, I'm hungry and then all of a sudden it's just like a bottle in your face. I just think kids are so funny. I wanna hear myself talk when I was three. How was I working out situations when I was three? Because I know I had opinions.

100%. Do you ever just envision yourself when you were little, you see yourself walking around the house and just seeing the bottom of chairs kind of? Do you have any memory? Bottom of chairs. You know, because you're like that tall. Yeah, I have a memory. You know, because you're like, that's all. Yeah, I have a memory.

And you just see people's, like, shins. And you're running around looking at shins, and then big people are like. I think when you have kids, I feel like you probably see them do something, and you get this rush of, like, that was me as a child. Nostalgia, nostalgia.

Did I tell the story about spraining my ankle? No, you've kept this one to yourself. When was this? I think it was like the day after one of our recordings and then I blocked it. What shoes were you wearing? I'm not, I'm not. You're not at liberty to say.

I refuse. How dare you. Are you under contract? I'm under contract and I refuse to say. Because butter needs to get, Butter needs to get. No, I get it. Butter has a lot of gifts coming in the mail.

Butter needs to be provided for. You were wearing something that rhymes with rock. No, I wasn't. You son of a bitch. Hannah walked in here today and goes, look at my high heel crocs. And I'm like, I just get out of my face. Tell them what you really said.

They were really comfortable when I put them on. And you looked cute. I wouldn't go that far, but they were comfortable. Way lighter. I did not like them. They're so. I was not. What?

He said, I did not like them. Oh. I didn't mean to say that. I did not have sexual relations with those. That's how I feel like you sound with a tie. So I actually, I did The Daily Show, which was so much fun, because how can we go from laughing hysterically

to being so, we do it so often, it's like, it's actually not normally like, okay. And scene. No, literally. Quite a set. No way, okay, this is a thing for like, it's really important that you and your friend like laugh at the same time,

but it's also extremely important that you stop laughing at the same time. You're in an uncomfortable situation. I hate when someone laughs for like five seconds too long. Save, like, I would off myself. Like what do you do during that time when they're just, and they're meek locked in. I like just smile.

When they walk in the eye contact and you're like the moment's over babe. No I know. So I do the Daily Show and it's actually a really cute full circle moment because it was with Michael Kosta who I played tennis with when I was starting comedy. Oh wow. And he's a tennis player and I'm like being like,

you know do you have any advice for like a tennis player to get into comedy, whatever. So. What a niche. So niche. There's just people out here like, if you're a tennis player and you feel like being funny, call here.

Like what? He basically was like you know, they're both individual, you know, whatever. I haven't done that many like TV type stuff, so it was kind of cool. And it was like the set with five people, whatever. So I shoot it and I was very hungry. But I had to drive to West Hampton from the city,

which is a sturdy, like. Yeah, a two. Almost two. Yeah. So I'm starving. Yeah, classic. I'm foaming from the mouth. Yeah. So I'm starving. Yeah. Classic. I'm, I'm, I'm foaming from the mouth.

Yeah, you're in pure Hanamo. Cause I didn't, I didn't really eat beforehand. So I hadn't, basically I had lunch, but I hadn't had dinner yet. Yeah. I just hadn't had dinner yet. But I was losing my fucking mind. And it was like eight o'clock.

Yeah, that's a late dinner. What was it? What was it? European? It was the potato famine. And so I Ubered. Whenever you're hungry, it's literally like the potato famine. It's like my family hasn't eaten.

It's like, what, since noon? I haven't had dinner yet. So I go on Uber and I love planning an Uber. This is girl math, getting Uber Eats so that when you get to the house, it's there. So it was like, I found a Mexican restaurant, I wanted enchiladas and it was like,

it's gonna take 50 minutes and I was like, take your time, take your time, babe. You put that enchiladas verdes together, you put the sour cream on, nice, cut that avocado. Don't rush for me, honey. No, so I'm sitting back and I'm watching the guy and I'm like, we're going together. So excited, I get there and Dez is like,

you wanna go to bed? And I was like, I have dinner coming. Am I in trouble? I have not had dinner. I'm like, you go to bed, I'm waiting for my enchiladas that'll be here in approximately five minutes. And he's like, oh, I would have made you something or heated up something and I'm like,

I want my enchiladas, I had a long work day, this is my little reward for myself. I really think, yeah, because now you're in it. You're preparing to have enchiladas. I go, this is the only thing I have to look forward to in my life right now. So he goes to bed, and it's also pitch black right now, because it's 10 o'clock, so I'm starving.

No. Ravenous. That's actually such a long time. Couldn't stop and get a snack for the car, like a bag of chips? No, so I'm like starving. No. Ravenous. No, that's actually such a long time. Couldn't stop and get a snack for the car, like a bag of chips. No, because it was like a driver, like an Uber guy. So then, and he's, I wasn't gonna disrupt him. Right.

He was busy. He could have been starving too. He was really busy. He was trying to get home. You know what's so valid? Imagine you're like, do you want a snack? No, actually, I took an Uber home from the Hamptons a couple weekends ago, and my driver was like,

do you mind if I stop and get a coffee? I said, babe. I'm like, oh. Let's stop at a restaurant. What else are we gonna do when we're in there? He's like, do you wanna come in with me? I'm like, of course I do. Like, you're getting sex.

I can already do salty, savory, sweet, what are we doing? I'm like, do you like TikTok? I can sit in the front. So anyway, so like like I love telling long stories for no reason, the guy comes. No, we started with like full circle moment just for you to end it with like

you didn't get the enchiladas, is that what we're getting to ask? Oh no, the enchiladas, they came. So the guy, it was raining outside and I had to go like down the stairs. So I immediately I'm like then she's like, they came. So the guy, it was raining outside, and I had to go down the stairs. So I immediately, I'm like, I know myself, I do stuff too fast, I'm gonna break my neck on the stairs. Are you wearing shoes or you're barefoot?

I'm wearing shoes. Okay, and it's raining? We shall not speak about the shoes. And it's raining, like a drizzle, just annoying, like a spit. Do you have any other detailed questions? Not at the moment, no. What tone of the wood was the deck? No, I'm thinking it was a really wet outside,

had it just started raining, are you slipping? It was just started raining, annoying. Is that why when I came over, you said be careful of those stairs? I was like, what? So, but I was like, we're going slow, we're keeping our cortisol levels down, and I took out my flashlight.

So I do my flashlight, I'm going down, and I'm also ravenous, so I'm like breathe, breathe in through your nose, out your mouth, and I get to the bottom, and there's one more little tiny like lip before the driveway. Like it's not a stare. It's a lip.

Yeah, and you're like, I don't need it. Didn't see it. Okay. I tell you, my ankle snapped. Are you on the ground? Are you fully on the ground? If I had fell, I wouldn't have snapped my ankle. Like you know when it turns and you kind of go with it?

Yeah. But for some, I don't know, I just felt it snap. And you know, I haven't snapped my ankle. Not to brag, I have tiny baby ankles, but like a massive calf, so I think I'm prone to ankle sprains. Yeah. I might have made that up,

but I actually think genetic. Okay. Like, who are we to say? I have a dainty ankle. Yeah. She's weak, she's demure. So I snap it, you know when you're in so much pain, but this is not the time.

Yeah, there's something going, there's a strange man just charging at you. The strange man is in the driveway, like lost, holding my enchiladas. Come on, you're my last delivery. So when you first sprain your ankle, adrenaline hits, and it feels like it's hanging by the throat. So you're like, my foot is hanging here. I don't know what I'm saying.

You know what I mean? I mean, no. I've never snapped my ankle. Has no one sprained an ankle? Is no one here athletic? Not a sprained ankle in the house? Wait, I guess that's such a sport thing to be. I snap my ankle.

No, knock on wood. Never sprained an ankle. Never. I snap my ankle. You already did it. You just knock on wood. I snap my ankle. Never.

Never broken a bone. You really never had an activity related injury. You know what's wrong? All my injuries happen off the court. Like on the court. I thought you were gonna say off the cuff. I was like, yeah, obviously you're not planning that. So I'm like fighting for my life.

So are you standing? Yeah, but I'm like pretending. You're tearing. I'm pretending I'm not hurt walking down. I have like one tear going down my eye. I say thank you. And I have to walk back up the stairs. And I walk back up the stairs. And I walk in the microwave.

I walk in the- This is a prime example of your friend is laughing too long and you're like, stop. Stop. I walk in to fetch you but I go, I've been shot. I've been shot. I've been shot, no. I go, I sprained my ankle really bad

and Tess goes goes no you didn't That is so dead No, you do you walk in yes, I mean it very bad I go no like I think it's gonna swell up really quick, and he goes you're fine Yeah, you're fine because we had friends visiting and like the main reason they were visiting was to play tennis with me from Ireland visiting was to play tennis with me. Oh my. From Ireland. It's too planned out. Wait, wait. I just have to say this.

The other day I'm at Hannah's house and we were talking about something and she was like, oh yeah, the people from Ireland are coming. And I like sit for a second, I'm like, the people from Ireland, I'm like, you're family, you're in-laws. The Irish are coming. The Irish are coming. The Irish, so we've been planning this like whole tennis Irish people coming over.

The day before, they were coming in like six hours. They were like on the plane coming from Ireland. And I snapped my ankle and he's like, you're fucking fine. It's in your head. You're good. It's in your head. So then I'm like limping around alone while he's in bed eating my enchiladas. How were they?

Worth it. Okay. So my Mexican Uber Eats was the reason I snapped my ankle. 100% worth it, would do it again, 10 out of 10. Next day wake up, can't put weight on my ankle. You're kidding. But that's like some ankle sprains, like give it 24 hours and then it's fine, but like.

And how are you doing now? In what way? No, it's a lot better. But are you walking fine or you're still like? I'm walking fine, but I had to get one of those little ankle sleeves, and then I tied it up. I was like a little injured bird.

This was supposed to be your month of rest. No. And you've had so many crazy things, I feel like. No, like I need to go back on the road and that's where I'm safe. Like I thrive in chaos. I was actually gonna say I feel like maybe you thrive more in being regimented.

For sure. Because when you're on tour, you know I'm doing this, this, that, that day. Yes, well it's like get on the plane, sleep at the hotel, perform on stage, where now when there's nothing going on, it's like get on the plane, sleep at the hotel, perform on stage, where now when there's nothing going on, it's like I create chaos. No, literally.

You've also been shopping a lot. I know you're bored when you send me like things. When I start shopping for Skonses. No, literally like things from Revolve. I'm like, how many hours have you been sitting there? You know I'm shopping when I start sending you things that you should buy. Yeah, I'm like. I'm like, I start sending you things that you should buy. Yeah, I'm like, she.

I'm like, I wouldn't, but this is so page. I think that I could dress you immaculately. Wait, I would love, we should pick one show. Yeah, that I dress you. That I dress you and you dress me. Do you think you can dress me? I think I could. Because you have to really go off script.

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Can I come for something right now? Yeah. No one actually wears slip dresses. Like you buy it, you're like, I'm gonna be that like goddess in the summer with this like white slip dress, or like the lingerie dress. I've never once picked it to wear it.

Cause I'm never like, oh, I'd rather be more naked. I'm gonna stand with you. I'm gonna stand with you. I'm gonna stand with you. It's cute, but you never choose it for the night. Is it even that cute? It's not. It doesn't show your curves. Sometimes it's really matronly, I feel like.

And sometimes it'll be sweaty, or there's always a crease in it. I just feel like it doesn't hit the way. And here's the other thing I know, like midi is really in. I like midi if it's like a very tradwife outfit where like the skirt is like fuller, but midi like tight sometimes,

or like not even tight, like kind of loose. I'm just like, I think it chops you like that. No, if you're gonna go tradwife, like go full tradwife. Like lean in. I just ordered a dress that's full tradwife, but I have no idea where I'm wearing it, but I was like, I need it.

You're just waiting to become a tradwife? God no. What does it look like? It's like straight down to like my hips and then it poofs out, but it's polka dotted. Oh, I love that. It's ivory with black polka dots. I got it from South Portra.

I love that. I love it, Self Portrait. I love that. I love it, but I'm like, here's my vision. Was that I would wear it somewhere in Europe? But like, you know, when am I going there? When you shop, do you immediately think what shoes you're gonna wear with it, or what bag or what jewelry, or just like, I like that dress or I like that top?

No, I just do it like I like that dress. Okay, good, because that's what I do. I used to be like, dress or I like that top? No, I just do it like I like that dress. Okay, good. I used to be like where am I wearing this though? Like I'm not wearing, like I'm not, I don't have an occasion to wear this and I've stopped doing that because every single time like that occasion would come up and I'd be like I should have ordered that dress.

I do have to do a quick shout out for Burner Phone and it was about dumbest purchases and you know how you buy stuff for like who the person you wanna be? Yeah. Like the trampoline. Yes. But like I will buy clothes based on like

if I was more interesting. Yeah. Or like the woman I wish I was. But like you never actually will wear it. You know what I just bought from Zara? A pair of like-rise suit pant shorts that are long. Jorts. Yeah, but they're suit pant material.

But I feel like. Like with a little kitten heel and a tang. It'll look so cute on you. I think it'll be so cute. Yeah, and it's comfortable. My thing is I will buy the sexiest dress to be like, she's a vixen. But you'll never wear it. be so cute. Yeah, and it's comfortable. My thing is I will buy the sexiest dress to be like, she's a vixen. But you'll never wear it.

Never wear it. Well yeah, you can't be like, you can't be uncomfortable in something like tight or like a zipper. I could be getting impaled by a literal zipper and I'd be like, this is fine. This is fine, it looks great. Me doing a fitting is me just being like, too is fine. This is fine, it looks great. This is fine.

Me doing a fitting is me just being like, too tight, too scratchy, too loose. I don't like that. Yeah, no, I'll wear something if it hurts. I actually prefer it. You're a fucking freak. You're a little fucking freak. Oh, other hot take.

Yeah. Actually, I'm not gonna give a take. I want you to give the take. How do you feel about being able to put like, 20 posts per Instagram photo now? I think 20 is excessive, 20 is excessive. I agree, I think it's too much.

I spent three hours on someone's dump the other day. Like I was like- No, 20 is like, that's a Facebook album. Grace, do you know what a Facebook album is? Okay, just checking. Obviously 10 was restricting, but sometimes we need some boundaries in life. No, and that's one of them.

Give me some boundaries, make me pick between some of the photos, I like that. Don't give me freedom. No. That's when bad things happen. And it's also just like, I don't take any pictures. Like I wish I was more aesthetic, where in my own life,

like I wish I could see something like food on a table and be like, oh, so cute, I'm gonna take a picture of that. Like my brain just doesn't go there. But also it's like, do you want your brain to constantly see something and be like, that would be good for the grid? Yes.

It goes back to like when I see someone on vacation posting a ton of shit, I'm like, they hate this vacation. Yeah, they're bored. They're bored. Well, I'm like, they hate this vacation. Yeah, they're bored. They're bored. Well, I'm like, how do they get it in? How do they get all the outfits with the perfect hair, with the perfect makeup? When I'm on vacation, I do really think about my outfits.

But then when it comes time to get ready for dinner, I'm like, it's just my parents. Who gives a fuck? Also, if I don't get the shot, we didn't get the shot, babe. Yeah, we didn't do it. I'll try a couple times, and then I'm like, the shot, we didn't get the shot, babe. Yeah, like we didn't do it. I'll try a couple times, and then I'm like, it's not for me. It's not for me.

Sometimes, don't force it. Right. Sometimes the shot's not happening. It's not happening, and enjoy your time with the people you're with. You don't need to get all the shots. Are we Buddhist? It does feel that way.

It's giving Buddhism. It's giving Buddhism. It's giving Buddhism. It's giving just like being aware and living in the moment. No, I know I'm adult right now because I did search for a sconce. I don't know how to put a sconce up. What type of sconce? No, it's funny. I have two sconces in my apartment right now.

Do you like them? Nowhere to put them. No, I don't know how. That's, there's so many like steps. It's, you need an electrician. And that's where they lose me. Where do you get an electrician that's trustworthy and knows what to do?

That's an electrician. You know what's funny, growing up with a dad that like. Was handy. Well was handy, but also very like, he didn't go into an office. So like, I didn't know that like, I didn't know that like, your job could be an electrician or like,

you are the plumber. I just thought like my dad had all these friends that like knew. You got a guy. Yeah, because it would always be like, Pete's coming over, he's gonna fix the sick. Like, you know, like things like that. So then when I got older, I realized,

I was like, oh, these are like professional people. The world isn't just run by my dad's friends. That's so, but that's so New York to be like, I got a guy. Like until like age eight, I thought the whole world was run by my dad and his guys. Like. The mafia of Albany. No, literally.

I remember one time we were going. My dad had to go to the dentist. And the dentist was like, OK, you're going to need a crown. And my dad said, OK, well, I have a guy that can make it if you put it in. And the dentist was like, not how this place works. He's so Italian. He's like, no, no, no.

I got a guy who can make it. He goes, how much you no, no, no, I got a guy who can make it. He goes, how much you gonna charge? Yeah, I got a guy who'll do it for half. And I'll bring it in, you put it in my mouth. The dentist is like, I don't, okay. So I feel like with my parents, the home was just a, like I don't remember anything being put in. It just like, that was the house.

That's how it was. That's the house. So now that I have to like get stuff, it's crazy. And then like Des does actually have a lot of cousins. Yes. We got a plumber, he's an electrician. And I'm like, well get him to come over. And he's like, he's fucking, he's got the family,

he's busy, da da da. Is Des handy? So he is not handy, but I didn't know, cause I don't even know enough to know he's not handy. Got it. You're so unhandy. I thought he was handy. The other day he's like, because I don't even know enough to know he's not handy. Got it. You're so unhandy. I thought he was handy. The other day he's like, well I'm not.

And that's a beautiful marriage. The other day he was like, I'm not like a handy guy, and I was like, you're not. And he was like, babe, have you seen me do anything? And I'm like, but you're a man. Okay, I'm gonna say something. Being handy is very important to me because I would put myself on the handier side

of the spectrum. Wait, I totally forgot that you are, you are, what are you, you go to Paige's apartment and she's like, zzz. Oh, my drill bit? I definitely have a drill bit. You have what? A drill bit.

What's a drill bit? What is a drill bit? Yeah, you sometimes you gotta drill bit. I definitely have a drill bit. What? A drill bit. What's a drill bit? What is a drill bit? Sometimes you gotta drill things. I've drilled plenty of things. And my wire cutters, my bolt cutters. Did you watch Bob the Builder growing up? No, it was after my time. What was I saying?

You were saying you need a guy who's handy. I need a guy who's handy because I'm very handy. Like, you want that painting up? Yeah, I could fucking, I'll put that up on the wall. Like I have a level, like I have, I can do all of those things. You saw my place, I literally just have paintings against the wall where I want them to go up.

I could come over and fix those. So this thing, Des, if you give him instructions, he can, like if I get stuff from IKEA or Amazon, he'll put it together. I think because growing up, my dad, if I came home and my hair clip broke, my dad would fix it. It was never a thought in my brain,

oh, I'm not gonna be able to get this fixed by my dad. Oh no, he'll come to my apartment now and I'll be like, this broke on my bag, and he'll fix it. I think this is fucked up, but men fixing things is important because they break a lot of things. What else are they doing?

Yeah. No, but like, what else? They should know. What are they doing? So being handy is really big on my list. And I feel like I dated a lot of guys in New York City that couldn't fix things, and I got the ick. I was like, if I can fix it and you can't,

that's like grossing me out. The thing is, Des is like a genius, so he figures it out. But in a smart person way, not in a, you just take this wrench and then you gotta pull it. He'll Google it and shit. But I also, for me, if a guy's too handy, I don't like it. Like you don't want them to have a tool belt. No, that turns me off.

Like if he knows too much about toilets, I'm like, what it? Yeah, get in it. Yeah. Let me put your head in there. I've always wanted to put someone's head in a toilet. I also think it gets to the point where it's a little mansplaining too,

where they're like, oh, the leg, oh fuck, I got this. And like it's fine, I just don't want him to be mine. Like I want him to be my guy's friend. See, I would like if they could fix certain things. I will say Craig is kind of a nerd, so he can fix all my electronic stuff. That I have no, I have no, I don't know any of that. I'm like, just throw it out the window.

It doesn't work clearly. It is fun when you can tell they get joy from fixing stuff and doing stuff around the house. You know, they really do. And that's another problem. I'm like, this is just basic living. Yeah, fix the ice maker. Des does get obsessed with certain things, like a bush.

He'll be like, we need to make sure this bush stays healthy. And he's checking on the bush and making sure that certain things are. Yeah. He'll get passionate about, he was obsessed with a tree at one point. Yeah.

And I thought that was so cute. I recently got passionate about a plant. Which plant? What's his name? It's a girl. I don't let men live in my home. That's like crazy. No, actually thinking like almost getting a boy cat, I was like no. That was her the whole vibe off. I've had a plant for three years that I've kept alive and I recently had to re-pot her.

Wait, I'm stressed. See, immediately I'm, no, I'm stressed. Oh, no. I'm getting a new plant. I can't get rid of this plant. I think it's like a lucky. Is it the money tree? Yeah, I think it's like a lucky, my lucky plant.

Oh, wow. And so I had to get like all, I had to get like potting soil that was like for transferring plants. Already I'm stressed. And then I had to get like, soil that was for transferring plants. Already I'm stressed. And I got all organic, and then Craig helped me take it out of the original pot and put it in. So I was very passionate about it.

She's gorgeous now. I love that phrase. She now has a new white big vase that she lives in. It's stunning. How's Daphne? She's just perfect. She's just the most perfect thing I've ever encountered in my life.

And here's the other thing, yeah, she likes other people, but if other people are at my apartment, she's following me around to different rooms. And I'm like, yeah. She knows who mom is. Yeah, she's like, that's my mom. She knows who mom is. I did wanna add, I'm like, yeah. She knows who mom is. Yeah, she's just like, that's my mom. She knows who mom is.

I did wanna add, I'm very into Diet Pepsi by Addison Rae right now. Did you watch the video? No, I didn't even know. You know a lot of people, people don't know. Not enough people know about it. I feel like they don't, but wait, I did see a clip and the guy who's in the music video, who is that?

He's just really hot. No, he's from something. He's an actor. Yeah. But he's just all jawline. Like he clenches his, all he does is sit and clench his jaw the whole video. I feel like he was in like Pretty Little Liars

or something back in the day. Yeah, one of those shows of just like hot people that like they don't even have to put words together and you're like, this show's really good. Those are my favorite kind of shows. No, literally, that's like, you just described all of the CW growing up. The CW, yes.

I was like, pop the fuck off. So it's called Diet Pepsi, and I played it, and it's fucking good. Yeah, I love her. And I just got emotional from it. I literally got emotional because she's been through a lot of just like. Are you getting your period?

No, we just had it. No, but I'm sensitive right now. But she's just been through a lot of doubters. I wonder what her crazy parents are up to. Her crazy parents that almost took down her whole fucking career. What's the song about? What's the sentiment?

Losing all your innocence in the backseat. Oh my God. That is so not what I thought. You got emotional? Yeah, it's the first time she's being a whore. That's really emotional. I thought it was so cool, because I was like, wait.

What the hell does that have to do with Diapepsi? I love when people call the title of songs random words in the song and not the chorus. Yeah. Diapepsi is just one of the lines, because she could have said in the back seat, but Diapepsi is more interesting, I think. But I love when people reinvent themselves.

I love when literally no one is rooting for them and they're like, fuck you, I love doing this shit. And she's young. She's young, and this is a fucking great video. It's a great song. Giggly Squad, stamp of approval. Stamp of approval to Girlboss Town. But it's all about losing all my innocence in the back seat

and I was like, oh my god, this is what Paige was talking about in Albany. Oh my God. No, because as a city girl, no one had a car. So I'm like, oh, this is how normal people- As a suburb, we were having sex in them. You're having sex in a car. I did once, but older.

But we were like, you'd be in your bedroom. That's so intense. No, it's really intense. Well, I feel like, you'd be in your bedroom. That's so intense. No, like it's really intense. Well I feel like in a, well I mean. And your parents are like upstairs. You had to like, I mean my high school boyfriend like did have like a basement in his like house. Yeah.

But even still, like he would drive me home, so we would like, you know, you're not gonna like have sex when his parents are like up in the kitchen. Yeah, but her song was just so cute about like, you know, you're not gonna like have sex when his parents are like up in the kitchen. Yeah, but her song was just so cute about like, the moment of your girl and then, I mean, you know it's fucked up. And then one day you're just like a woman. Well it's fucked up because we're experiencing like,

oh whatever happens I am losing something, like I'm losing this like innocent side of me, where men are like gaining respect and experience. Yeah, gaining something and we're losing something. Like, Chris, did you ever afterwards? Chris, how old were you when you lost your virginity? What do you think? Okay, intrusive. Oh, I love this game. Uh, like 16.

Yeah. I'm great at pinpointing. Did you know that? That's my secret power. That would be literally illegal. Yeah. Wait, when you were 16, how old was I? I don't know.

I don't know how old you are now. 31. 31? Oh, that's a lot of math right now. Chris, after you lost your virginity, was there a moment where you were like, Where I went to all of my friends and. I'm not a little boy anymore.

And I'm. I'm a man and I and I just like lost being pure yeah like what is a guy's perspective I went to all my friends and they were like we were like yeah yeah you remember the first taken anyone's virginity yeah yeah um I think the first guy I was with, we both were, but I don't recommend that at all. We were lost, we were scared. Yeah. And it was like a half virginity thing.

I was like, it's not gonna work. Everyone lost their virginity half at first, right? Yeah. I think if you go full on in the beginning, you're not okay. You should call your mom. You should call your mom. You got something real.

You should call some more people. No, I feel like every girl is like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Maybe next weekend. I feel like it kind of hurts. And maybe next weekend. I feel like I used to do that all the time. I still do that.

I still do that. Yeah. I usually know. I remember when I realized I was first getting boobs. I got really emotional. Like I was looking in the mirror, and I was like. I realized I was first getting boobs, I got really emotional. Like I was looking in the mirror and I was like. I thought I had cancer.

Yeah, I think I had one. I was like mom. Wait, when you first get the heart bump. Yeah, I'm like something's really wrong. And it hurts. Yeah, it hurts so bad. And then like here's the craziest thing though, I was so pumped.

I was like, oh my God, I'm getting boobs. And then they just never came. And I was like, what a mind fuck. Can getting boobs. And then they just came down and were saying. And I was like, what a mind fuck. Can I tell you, it's so fucked up. I didn't have boobs and then at 18 I got boobs. Wow. It was like. I like just got them.

Like in the last three years. People were saying that you had a boob, there was a boob job rumor going around. There was, I loved it when that rumor was going around. That was a good one. People were coming to me. I feel like you started it. Well I go, I mean I can't say she hasn't.

I can't say she hasn't. I don't know anything, I don't know for sure. I'm like stirring the pot. That's my favorite voice you've ever done. What is that voice? And I can't say she hasn't. I can't say she hasn't, I don't know. Also, sometimes we take like all the room so weird

because something will come up about you. Yeah, oh God, no. And I don't like, if it's anything like opinion, I'm like, I don't wanna know, do not talk. Like I'm not- Literally, it's what? I don't wanna hear anyone talk, but it's mostly very positive. Whenever I hear my own voice on a TikTok, I go, oh, that wasn't for me.

Well, sometimes I'll like be enjoying a TikTok and I'm like, that's Paige's voice. But there was a recent one. Do you see the lesbian one that you commented on? No, wait, which one? It was a girl being like page of servo as a lesbian Yes, and you wrote like I'm so honored and that video was like such a compliment No, it was actually like I got scared

Cuz I was like wait are the lesbians talking about me because like now I feel like if I don't go over It's like rude There's like this like really pretty picture of you looking powerful and they were like, Paige and a power lesbian relationship would be so sick and everyone was going nuts. And I was just like, oh my god. I am deep in, I think if we had to ask our phones,

who are we based on the information, mine would say possibly a lesbian. Like I really just think my phone thinks that because I'm always in lesbian TikTok drama. Well let's be honest, lesbian TikTok drama is so much better than straight people drama. No, it's light years. Which is why the WNBA is amazing.

Have you even seen that TikTok where girls are asking their boyfriends like, when somebody says the NBA How do you know if they're talking about the WNBA or like men's NBA and boyfriends are getting so confused And like girlfriends are just like yeah, but like when you say the NBA How do you know you're not talking about women's and the guys are like? It's so good, I love it. I love just like really confusing the men sometimes. I love how boyfriends are just TikTok accessories.

Like, hey, I need you for this trend. And so it's funny. It's just us trying things on them. Yeah, and some of the guys go with it so easily and then some you could tell like were begged and then some you could tell do not wanna be there. Yeah, like they don't know what's happening. I know, I respect the guys that don't wanna be

always on camera. I don't like when they wanna be on camera too much. No, I they don't know what's happening. I know, I respect the guys that don't want to be always on camera. I don't like when they want to be on camera too much. No, I don't either. I don't. Get your boyfriend off camera. Hannah and I are traveling all the time. I was just in Italy for two weeks and now we're about to go on tour for a few months.

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go to audible.ca slash drop dead on audible. I saw something crazy on TikTok. No, this is going to blow your mind. More than you choking at a brunch meeting. So basically, this person said, fuck, I want to credit them. But it'll probably come up on all your algorithms now. She said control is all an illusion. But like literally, she said that in L.A., you know, the street buttons buttons for the walking sign?

She said they don't do anything, but they just make people feel like they're in control so they don't get upset. They do anything anywhere. I thought you press it and then you're like in the queue. Chris, Google, yeah, Google if in the queue. Then? Yeah.

That was very European of me. You're like, this is an aux cord. Yeah, then they said that a lot of elevators if you press the shut button Like it doesn't do anything. Okay now that I have a problem. It's just it's just there to make people not annoyed They're literally called like placebo buttons Simulation yeah, no, I'm gonna have a word with the mayor. I know you're like because. Get that on my calendar. No, honestly, I would love,

we should run for mayor at some point in our lives. We want the buttons. Just for new city. In the elevators. Well, but also if buttons in the elevators clothes actually worked, people would be losing limbs. I'd be like, eh. No.

Sorry, Sharon. You also, like if you accidentally press an elevator floor, you should be able to un-press it. And that's not a crazy ask. No, that would have saved so many relationships. Or you know when that annoying kid starts pressing everything and you're like, oh my god. Once I think someone got in a fight

and pressed all the buttons and then left. One of my biggest fears is being stuck in an elevator. See I look- And I think about it a lot. Not gonna would. Living in New York. I feel like it would be peaceful. And I'd get a really funny story out of it.

Okay, great thought process on that. Way to look at the bright side. As long as I knew they were coming to get me out and there wasn't a possibility that I could drop. Oh, I didn't think about the drop part. Then I would be, I'd find, I'll stay in there for five hours. You know what's so fucked up?

I was like, that's such a good excuse to cancel your plans. Like would you rather go to your plan? I am second or get stuck in an elevator second in an elevator So maybe let's have some gratitude First the fucking second let's be positive as long as my phone was a hundred percent charge Like do you ever look around you're like would I fuck with this group? Yes Actually, she sounds she looks interesting sometimes I fuck with this group? Yes, all the time. I always think. Actually, she looks interesting. Sometimes I'm like, I can't get stuck on the elevator with these, not these people.

No, I think about it all the time. I wonder if anyone ever fell in love with getting stuck in an elevator with a finance bro. I'm sure there's a lot of elevator meet-cutes in New York City. You know what would be hard if you got stuck in an elevator with a guy and then he fixed it? And it were all about handymen. And full fucking circle. But New York City has no handymen. No, they really don't.

They don't. I've dated a lot of guys and they're like, I've dated a lot of Jewish men and they said like, no I'm Jewish, I'm not fixing things. I don't know why that's, and I'm like, okay. But then I've dated non-Jewish guys. And they can't either. And they can't fix things either and they like grew up in New York.

So I wonder if it's like, oh you literally just called, well probably like you called maintenance and your building. Yeah, I mean I'm still not handy when something breaks, probably like you called maintenance in your building. Yeah. I mean, I'm still not handy when something breaks. I'm like, we need a new apartment. Yeah. No, I like I love moving furniture on my own.

This is one of my favorite things. It's just rearrange furniture. With your little long fingers, how do you even move? No, I have the crazy strength. Like I moved. You're such a cat. I moved a crazy table the other day and my assistant walked in and was like,

how did you move this table? And I was like, just pure willpower. I did it with my mind. You got mom strength. Yeah, I was just like, I need this table moved, so I'm moving it. I'm blown away. Chris, were you gonna say something?

Not at all. Oh great, good, keep it that way. Good, we were just checking. Never. I was actually testing you to see if you were gonna overstep. Oh, do you have anything to say? No.

We have some good questions. We have some good questions from the gigglers that we didn't hit before. If you had to choose an athlete to date, which sport? Golf or tennis. Why? Why, I feel like it's like very chic. I'm into like matches.

It doesn't seem like they are like, they're not going to like camp prior to, they're not having like a big win with their team and going out after. My outfits could be way better than my outfits could be for like football or basketball. I'm gonna say tennis, not golf for you because golf you have to stand.

I don't see you standing. No, I'm not standing. And you walk. Like you, no. Not for my husband, no. Tennis would be so good. You'd be such a good tennis wag. I would be a great tennis wag.

I could see you getting into it too, like the other person is a winner and your life is mother fucker. Yeah, I would be very combative. And you'd be the, like, the player would look at you and you'd be like, get it together. No, if I dated a professional athlete, we would have talks after this.

You'd be like, what the fuck was that? Yeah, like, yeah, you're better than this and you're embarrassing us. What are we practicing for? Do you think this is a joke to you? Did I wear this outfit? I do my job. Why don't you do yours? I looked great today.

And you're making me look bad. How is this gonna work? Hit your fucking forehead the way we practiced. I would actually, maybe I'll have a son and he'll be a professional athlete and I can. I can so see you becoming like an intense sports mom. Sports mom, absolutely. I also wanna be Girl Scout troop leader.

I feel like Girl Scouts are canceled. Are they? No, the Girl Scouts aren't, you can't cancel the Girl Scouts. No, they just had a cookie collection, I bought some. I don't think they're canceled. But you know how guys would be like, I could tie a knot because I was his boy scouts.

I hate that shit. Yeah, I hate that. Can you? No, I don't know what that even means. I don't want my Girl Scout on my honor. I will try to serve God and my country. Like, I hate that. Can you? No, I don't know what that means. I wrote my Girl Scout on my honor, I will try to serve God and my country. Like, what? We're just eating brownies.

What are you serving? Serve your country, get another scoop of ice cream, bitch. No. I would choose basketball. Really? I think basketball's hot. Basketball is hot. Like you have to have so much swag to play basketball.

I love sitting court solid. Like in college I feel like you had to be cool to get invited to the basketball house. That's, yeah, I mean, but also the basketball guys were fewer. There was only like 20 of them, where like football, there was like 400 of them, like everyone was fucking a football guy.

Where the basketball team, and you also see all their faces. Yeah. So like they were very known. I remember one freshman year, freshman year, I did love this one basketball player and it traumatized me. And then I could never date another basketball player. What happened?

He just didn't know I existed. So did you date him? For like a minute. And then it was really sad. And then I was like, because also if you think about it, the age difference in college actually is wild. A freshman in college hanging out with a senior in college. It's crazy.

That's crazy. That's crazy. You have nothing in common really. Also like for all the girls in college, like do not trust any of these men. No. Like as an 18 year old girl, you should not be around these wild, and they're so fucking horny and weird.

And you are such a perfect angel at 18. No, 18, and some of them are like, and if they play a sport, they could be like 20 fucking three. Yeah, because they're like super seniors. And you're just like, you barely kissed a guy, and you're just like, and then they're. You're worried about your fake ID. It's like, it's a whole whole thing just like stay away from like boys

so anyway Actually, I had um this one Basketball player and I like we got along really well, and I think he was he would occasionally be like are we hmm and Once I was out with him and he gave me his coat Mm-hmm, I think I told the story and yeah, he was like can I have it back? Yeah, and that was a low point in my life And once I was out with him and he gave me his coat, I think I told the story, and then he was like, can I have it back?

And that was a low point in my life. But then once we like, he was like, can we stop at my place? And we were like walking to a bar and I was like, sure. And we went in and he's like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom, came out just wearing his boxers. And it was like really cold out. So I was wearing like layers and I was like,

what are you doing? And he's like, goes back in no clothes on comes out and we just like continue the night What that is so weird? We were we were like very close friends and like he was like Six seven like we had a good personality his head in the bathroom. He's like, you know what I might do personality. So in his head in the bathroom he's like you know what I might do with no pants on and see if she's deaf. What did he think that you were gonna be like oh my god, cool boxer. Run onto him. Girls are just like you're like what's going on. But then we ended up months later like hooking up and he was the first uncircumcised dick I saw. And it was really funny. And that's a moment. People don't talk about it.

That will change you, cause in the flesh, it is an anteater. And you don't know it until sometimes you're done and you're like, what? I'm so drunk you are, yeah. I'll never forget one time my girlfriend at the time, she was, she had slept with some guy

and she was telling me about it and she was like, and he was uncircumcised and I was like, oh my God, that's crazy, like was he European? She was like, no, he's from Florida. And I was like, that's crazy, like no, that's insane. He was from Minnesota, There was no reason. Yeah, I'm like, where could you even find that guy? The next night, I'm not kidding, 24 hours later,

I sleep with this guy. I'm literally getting up, putting my clothes on, and I'm like, wait a minute. And I literally run to my friend, and I'm like, you'll have no idea what just happened to me. Post-sex, uncircumcised guys, it's a turtleneck. Yeah, and you're not expecting it. This is my, because I was good friends with him

and I'm a inquisitive young lady. You're asking the questions. I paused, I said, how do we work with this? Is there something that I need to know? Is there a formula? Before I dive in, what do I need to know? I remember, and he looked at me and he was like, it's just like any other penis.

And I said, and that's where I'm gonna have to disagree. Nobody's standing in front of me saying, it's just like any other penis? I'm filing a police report. I'm literally speed dialing my lawyer. He goes, treat it like any other penis. I'm filing a police report. I'm literally speed dialing my lawyer. He goes, treat it like any other penis. If you have to say that, I feel like there's something wrong.

And I go, oh, I'll just go along my usual business. Well, thank you, that's what I was gonna do. I was actually, and first on the checklist, yep, let's get to it. No, that's insane. That's an insane intro actor. Let's go back to our regular schedule programming. All the more like, having sex, you're like,

he's like, well here's the thing, you can treat it just like the other ones. But that's the thing, like when you're trying to give bad hand jobs, like it's different, but what I've learned is one, it's a little barbaric that we just like cut the skin off of yeah What I don't know the background some people say prevents disease It hasn't truly been proven and that guys who do have The skin still on actually have better blowjobs because they have more

sensory more nerves nerves Why did I look at Chris when I said that? So deeply. So weird. I said nerves. So, we live and we learn. I guess it's a personal preference.

Now that we're talking about college hookup stories, college hookups were so much fun with the chase. Like I loved, I was obsessed with getting crushes and I liked to do it from afar. I didn't like to meet the guy. I like to be like, look at the roster on the track team and be like, that sprinter is hot. Let's see if we run into him at the study hall.

No, that's like a fun game. Oh, I love that game. And then like three weeks later, when we're suddenly talking, it's like, how did this happen? I've been tracking you. I would do it at schools that were not mine. So that made it a little sticky, you know,

cause I'm like, I don't have a key card But I need to be in that library immediately She doesn't even go here She doesn't even go here You know I'm like running across the quad. They're like she's not a student Security's chasing you I'm like guys, come on But this one track guy, we

So many times would happen like I would get such a big crush, and then I'd start talking to him, and I'd be like, I didn't see that for you. Like I didn't see that energy. You'd be like, oh wow, we don't have anything in common. It's like sometimes their energies can be so bad. Yeah. And I remember something was just off about him,

but I was like, no, we've committed three weeks to this. He has really nice blue eyes. And we started hooking up, and he got, you know when they get weird? Yeah. You start hooking up, I hate And we started hooking up and he got, you know when they get weird? Yeah. You start hooking up, I hate when guys start hooking up and they become like different. You know when they get this like crazy eye

and they're like, yeah, and you're just like, ugh. Oh my God. I'm actually like, I'm saying, I'm agreeing but I'm frightened for you. Have you ever had that where like, they just turn into like and this is me Yeah, like once you start the hook up no one time they're normal guy like they're like chill and then they're like oh One time I had a guy that really loved biting his own bottom lip

It's not gonna work for me Yeah, it's not gonna work for me and it was a full performance that was being had in front of me and I was like, I literally felt like I was looking behind me. I was like, who are you doing this for? Is there a camera? Kevin James and Hitch just like. Yeah, I'm like, this is not a burlesque show. We're in the Lower East Side. It's like a dad at a wedding.

I don't like that at all. No, I don't like when they, yeah, their mannerisms change and suddenly they have a different eye, like a villain in a movie. Yeah. No, I don't like when men are too into sex. That's an ick. Yeah.

That is such an ick. They don't be too into it. Yeah, don't act like you've been there before. Yeah, don't just be happy to be involved. You're golf before the date. Yeah. Why are you looking at me, Robby? Yeah, don't like just be happy to be involved like Your golf before the date. Yeah Every advice to men we want you to write it down and write it down Um, so they have this track

I got like he got like like veins in his head like he was like fuck like I have a question because you were a college athlete. Yeah When athletes would be like I can't come before a game. I was, that was what I was about to say. So he's like, I'm being all crazy. And I was like, what's going on? Like, are you okay? And he was like, I haven't jerked off in like five weeks.

Oh my God. Because it's bad for my, it's bad for my track. And I was like, I literally was like, you have a loaded gun in my apartment. You came in here. How dare you come here, juiced up. Juiced the fuck up, you came in here with a fucking machine gun.

We have candles lit. Bring the room. Bring the fucking, this is a place of peace and tranquility and a safe space that you just came in with that fucked up energy. And he's like, sorry, I haven't turned on the light. And I was just like, oh my, this is a you problem

and I don't wanna be a part of this weird philosophy. And then I guess we hooked, but again, you're just like, this is just us. It was so turned off and also weird. And then I remember he woke up and he was like I have to go duck hunting No, goodbye. See ya first. I was like You just killed all my future baby, have you ever had duck like eating duck I do like Peeking duck house in Chinatown

When your boyfriend kills it. Not, no. And that was very, that was a Brooklyn, Wisconsin culture shock, like the guys would duck hunt and they'd ice fish. Two things that are derogatory. No, ice fishing is... That seems like something that the Olympics would do.

It's giving, break dancing. No, ice fishing is just, I don't see one joy in it. Ice? No. Fishing? No. Why would you put them together? No. That's insane. Cold. Also unsafe.

Unsafe. Truly unsafe. I will say, like we know when people are like, oh, I thought we were going to run into like quicksand more. I thought I was going to run into thinner ice more. Like I thought I was going gonna have to go on my stomach at like at least once in my life and evenly distribute my weight.

This is fucked up but I really thought I would have to stop, drop, and roll. More often. At least once. At least once. You know, I actually saw someone stop, drop, and roll once. They were on fire. When did this happen? Couple summers ago, a guy was at a restaurant

and a candle lit his shirt on fire. And he was on fire. And I was honestly in shock. Where was this, Applebee's? The restaurant in the Hamptons. And he stopped, dropped, and he rolled. And I was like, you know, I didn't know if they were being serious about that. But I was like, you know, I didn't know

if they were being serious about that, but I guess they were. That's crazy, because that's the last thing I would do if I was on fire. Me, same. I would be like running around. I would come up with a fucking dance move and be like, and eight, five, six, seven, eight.

I feel like it would be like if someone was like, there's a spider on you. I'd be like, get it off. Get the fire off. I would, yeah, I would chuck myself. Yeah. But no, he stopped, dropped, and enrolled, and he was fine. And he was fine. He just went about his...

Walked it off and it just continued. I mean, it was crazy. He said, do what you normally do. Do what you would do with any other penis. I'm gonna start saying that. A lot. Well, just do what you would do with any other penis. We need to do that TikTok where it's like,

things we say when, but like, I can never think of them in the moment. No, we have to. I feel like Giggly Squad, we have so many and it's easy. So many. It'll be so easy. Anyway guys, thank you so much for giggling with us. Sorry we just got to one question.

Oh my god, did we? What was it? What athlete would you hook up with? I literally came with so many questions. What athlete would we hook up with? Oh, it was just sport. They didn't want specifics. Yeah. Oh, do you want to give specifics? I'm just trying to think if I have any specifics. Matteo Baratini. Oh, I think he's so good looking.

Jimmy Garabolo is always at the top of my list. I think that's it, really. Any other athletes I've seen recently that I'm like... Because this is a sports podcast. I think it's a sports podcast. I think it's so good looking. Jimmy Grabolla's always at the top of my list. I think that's it really. Any other athletes I've seen recently that I'm like. Cause this is a sports podcast real quick. If you're in New York City,

it's the qualifying week of the US Open. Go, I don't know if this comes up. Basically in the future, the qualifying, is it gonna, I don't know. I don't know what week we're in. Just do what you would do to any other. Do you think it's gonna be this? I don't know. I don't know what we just do what you would do it to any other I wish we could put that on a shirt, but Nana would and my mom would scream So anyway, it's free and it's really fun and you go and you see everyone practice

That's like the best time actually to go then like paying for expensive tickets Um, anyway speaking of tickets you guys sold out Radio City basically in pre-sale. No, that's insane. Um You guys sold out Radio City basically in pre-sale. Which is insane. I feel like we have to do a kick. We knew the New York City girls were gonna come through and you know what, we're adding another fucking show. I didn't even ask you, should we add another show? Yeah, we have to.

We're adding another show. Well I think it's because we have to because all the New York City girls were like, really guys? You're not coming to fucking Long Island? I love when they bully us. No, that we were getting fully bullied. They were like, you know what's fucking hilarious?

That we made you. Yup, and that you're not gonna do a show in New York. They go, with the greatest fucking city in the world, you don't fucking acknowledge New York. That's hilarious. So it was like, Newark, New Jersey? Really? Derogatory.

So a giggler DMed me, and I don't think I responded yet, because I got nervous and excited. She said, my sister is a Rockette. Let me know if you guys want, should we do a video with the Rockettes? No, but we need to meet them. My thing is, my kick, they're gonna be upset. Like, it's gonna ruin their day.

I can't even get above my knee. Oh, I thought you were saying, because it was gonna be so good. No. I was like, yeah, I feel like you're not that flexible. No, but we need to meet them. Like, I'm my Taranico. Yeah.

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