Giggly Squad - Giggling about face tattoos, cheating husbands, and quitting your job

Episode Date: August 16, 2022

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I'm in the day just got away from me. Hello my love. It feels good. You're like it's kind of me and Haley it's thing but like all of it's slide. So I have to let you guys know and I totally forgot about this. Haley messaged me back. No way. Hannah I see okay I love being your, but like sometimes I hate having a podcast

with you because you tell everybody else things and then you save it until the pod to tell me. And like it's a little frustrating. It's what makes the pod so great. I know, I know. I literally will not tell Paige anything until the day of. What? When and what did she say?

Um, okay, she sent two messages. Oh my god, she double-message, Jill. She wrote, hey, I really appreciate it. Examation mark. Your friends with Haley Bieber? She said, honestly, no drama, comma. I do understand the interest because there's been a lot of drama surrounding Hillsong. And she's like, but I don't want to be associated with that church.

And that was a wild conspiracy. And I'm sure you can understand why and so she like kind of explained it like girl I get you and oh my god no like we're like having an end up now it says this is where you're gonna lose it this is where like I don't know what to do she goes dash, you're a queen and I really appreciate you. Heart. Wait, wait. I'm not gonna give any more. Literally, where do I go from here? What color heart? What color heart? It's the cool red one. Yeah, your friends with Hayley Bebear. Okay, I have to like plan hypothetical outfits in case like she's in the city and like you're hanging out there and I just show up like what? What I told doesn't does is like so like if you guys are friends like what is it like what? What if famous people like that famous do like what do you do and I'm like no?

We're playing the long game Playing the long game because you know when you see two people hang out No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and I first moved to New York City, like my first friend in the city could not have been more opposite of me, and like she's the one who like got us into clubs, because like if I'm going up to a club and they say back at the line, I'm going in the back of the line. Like it's not, I'm scootin'.

Yeah, it's not my personality to be like, I'm a long and year old. I'm awkward moonwalking, like I'm sorry, excuse me, sorry, yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. This, you know what oh my god this is because I actually I don't really love rejection I feel like some people will just like shamelessly put themselves out there to like do stuff and and it's like a numbers game and

occasionally someone who's like really popular will hang out with you but like I want like a long-term deep meaningful meaningful friendship with Hales. Hahaha. Someone sent me a photo of her Justin and the dog and they were like, you should be in this photo. I'm dying. Like, I want to be there for her when she needs me, like when she's going to do a hard time, like I want to be that friend for her. And if she wants to like a dinner and talk about in person, if she wants to talk about

like, how good my TikToks are, like I'm there for her. Right. And I feel bad, like I almost suppose at the point where I'm like, do I not tell, like page because like it's kind of private between me and my friend. You know, like I don't tell you the details of like me and Sierra's chats. First of all, Falkiu, second of all. How dare you. She also did damage. She's like, what's the deal with Paige's outfits?

Like, is she like trying to be fashionable? Because it's embarrassing. I am logging off. The podcast is over. Gagley Squad is broken up through rumors or true. I can't believe your hair's not in like a slick back bun right now. I feel like you, Haley, when you slick back bun,

you're like so confident, gorgeous, shining. I feel like I would look like an egg. Well, you have cute little ears that poke out a little. That was bullying. Did anyone see that? No, it wasn't. I have literally, I don't know what's come over me, but I've just been like so much more honest

with people lately, and I don't even mean to be like, things will just come out of my mouth, and there have been a few times that I've like, in the past couple of weeks that I've like, deeply insulted Sierra, and she's just looked at me and been like, you can't like say that to people. This is a thing, this is good for you. It means you're breaking through some filters.

So now you're going to lose some friends for sure. Some people are going to be here. I don't care. But you're going to have closer friends. If I don't, as a friend, here's how I feel. If I am your friend and something's fucked up, if I don't tell you who's going to tell you. fucked up if I don't tell you who's going to tell you and I would want you to tell me like hey Paige your eyebrows look so bad like you have to fix that because if you don't

tell me who's going to I do have to say there is a specific type of friend that I want to call out that I I don't think the good glitters are page and I joke about being low maintenance friends but like that you know those friends who like, they'll call you and you know they can be mad about you about like anything, but you don't know what it is. You're like, did I say bye with the wrong tone? Like, some friends that they just love to start drama,

but really they're just like making shit about them. And like, if they want to be mad at you, they'll come up with some shit. They kind of, they want to take space up in your brain with something like very insignificant, but they want you to be thinking about them. True. It's almost like, they're like, almost testing you because sometimes I'll like, apologize for like, whatever little thing that upset them and then they're like so nice to

me and closer to me. And I'm like, oh, you're trying to push me away. And I stuck. Or it's like, they want to have something insignificant with you that it's like an event in your daily life and then feel like you got over something so that you guys are closer. But it's like we didn't really get over anything. You're just being annoying. No, because that pushes me away.

Then I'm like, okay, now I have to walk on eggshells because I didn't hug you goodbye. I can't, no I can't. Wait, who's your friend that came to your wedding? Oh, Talia. Talia. Okay, Talia just did a TikTok and she was saying how her friends don't like her like texting the way she texts. And like if she says one, like if she just says K back, they're like, wait, what the fuck's wrong with you.

And she's like, I can't have Fred. Like I need to be able to talk normal to you and not talk to you like I'm talking to people that I email. She was like one of my, her friends texted her and was like, let's get dinner and she said, K, and then they told her the time and place and she said, K, and they were like, what's wrong with you?

And she's like, would you rather me be like, thank you so much. I will see you at dinner soon. Like, come on, can't wait to chat. Like, no. Like, when it's your friends, I have to be able to just like, not respond. It's literally just like a guy.

Like, if I have to think about what I'm gonna text you and how, you're done. You're done. You're fucking done. You're done. Actually, Talia is a great example of a friend who I love because, oh, okay, I want you to finish on this.

Okay. Once she messaged me, or together we mutually were like, we need to get brunch. We need to get brunch. Let's do it. And we set a date like a week away. Okay. A week away.

Yeah. So let's say it's September 22nd. Okay. So fast forward, you know I don't know what I'm doing day to day. Right. So I get a text from her saying five minutes away. And for whatever reason, I'm in West Hampton that day. Yeah.

I don't know what happened my schedule, but I'm in West Hampton and I forgot. And I text her and I am like, I fucked up. I am so worried. I'm in West Hampton, you're in New York City. I totally blanked I fucked up. I am so sorry. I'm in West Hampton, you're a New York City I totally blanked on our date. I'm so sorry and she was like it's okay. It's okay Like I'm laughing. I literally live five minutes away. I'm going back home. It's totally fine But then I go

What kind of freak what kind of text me that day? To double chat are we still on? So then I completely turned it on her and I said, are you good, bro? Hey, yeah. I don't even double check if we're gonna meet up and you start walking when this was a plan made over a week ago. If you're not confirming 24 hours before,

I'm not, I already canceled that. I erased that from my timeline and like erase that from my account, like I'm not, I already canceled that. I erased that from my timeline and like, erase that from my account, like I'm not going to that. It was like a two o'clock thing and I didn't hear from her in the beginning of the day. And then she goes, I'm here. I go, honey, you deserve this. I deserve this.

You deserve the same. You did this to yourself. I need at least three, I need a morning, a mid morning, and an afternoon check before we go and physically get out of our beds. A perfect example is this weekend Sierra and I were supposed to go to Hannah's on Sunday to celebrate her birthday. The night before I said Sierra, I can't go to Hannah's tomorrow. I have to go home and die on my couch. And you texted me what my address was. I was very much planning on coming.

And so we're laying in bed and she's like, we can't do that. Like it's Hannah's birthday. We haven't seen her in so long. That's so mean. And then two seconds later, silence. Then two seconds later, we look at each other. And we're like, it's fucking Hannah. Like, she's not giving up flying fog.

And I'm just like, hey Hannah, we're not coming see you in the city. So I was talking to Dess and I was like, they like wanna visit. And he's like, really? And I'm like, they wanna come all the way to shelter Island. And he's like, why this weekend? And I forgot it was my first time.

I don't know, like I don't know. Maybe like it's just towards the end of summer. I go, I honestly don't know. And it's like, Loki freaking me out. Like it's weird. Like I'm afraid they need to tell me something. I'm in trouble. Were you so relieved when you got that text on Sunday?

Hey, we're not coming. OK, so the day before, I'm with family. And my mom is a planner. And she's like, what's a plan for tomorrow? And I'm like, parents here, I said they're coming, but I'm like, 90% they're not. You have to ask, I swear to God go I know my friends and I love them deeply When you text me for the address I was like wow she is

She is putting on a whole fucking And then the next day I'm like jet lagged from LA that was basically 7 a.m By the way, I will say I'm jet lagged for like the next month, just as an excuse to sleep more. Yeah, that's fine. And then you guys text me, we can't come and I was like, thank God. I was not going to be fun. I was tired. I knew when I sent the text, I was like, this bitch is going to be like, we're about, it's better off. The thought of you saying we're gonna come visit? What's the buzzer?

Like that was so nice. I was like, that is so sweet that they thought of possibly visiting me. The actual hang, we don't need. No, we don't need it. The fact that you guys even wanted you for a millisecond warms my fucking heart and you are too good to me.

The bar for like friendships that we care about in the ground. In the ground. Could you imagine being in a friendship though where like I said that to you and then you were legitimately pissed that like we didn't come? Oh no.

But with that said, I had a fucking crazy week because I was in LA, then Portland, then Seattle, PTSD in the airport that I left my laptop. Right. And then flew on my birthday at 520 AM all the way. Oh, I was wondering why you were up so early. Yeah, and like everyone, I'd have missed every phone call for my birthday. Yeah.

Like, I didn't even show on my phone. So it was just like cool. Oh. Honestly, it was okay. 31 is... I called. A relevant. Did you call?

Did I? I don't know. You'll never know. You're a dead face to me. I face timed, but then I was like, oh, she's on a plane. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I appreciate you.

Thank you. Wait, first let's just say that there's a cat living a plane. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I appreciate you. Thank you. Wait, first let's just say that there's a cat living in my home right now. Okay. And what did you say when we got on the zoom? I said, there's a cat in the house. Did you say something along the lines of like you liked the lifestyle? I, there's so many things. Okay. I've never babysat, I've never babysat anything in my life, but I've never babysat a cat before, and Sierra had to travel this week, and I said, hey, I'll take Jasper, and let's like really see if I can do this thing.

So I am thinking in my head, like I know that he's not going to be like all up in my grill from like the jump. Like I know that you guys have have said like you have to kind of work toward it. I don't even know where this cat is I have no idea where this fucking cat even is when cats are in a new environment They like to find like a tiny space to like get their scent around and feel comfortable and then they'll slowly like branch out with confidence Does Jasper like you though like off the bat is he tolerating you? Yes, yes, he does like me. He does he has like pushed his head against my arm and like my hand and He likes sniffed around where I put his food I'm gonna tell you one weird thing now that he did

I I'm gonna tell you one weird thing now that he did. I actually don't even know if I should say this. He liked your pussy? No. Okay, I was picking up my room because I was like, I want to not have anything out that I don't know what could happen. Not that I think he's gonna knock anything over, but I just want it to be a clean space for him so that he can roll.

Oh my God, you're such a cute mom. My vibrator was on my bed. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. It was on my bedside table. And so I'm putting clothes away in my closet or in my bedroom.

And I like pick the cat up off the floor and I'm like hugging it, squeezing it to death and I put it down on my bed and he's like sniffing around my bed and he goes up to my bedside table and he sniffs my vibrator. Immediately his head is on a swivel and he looks right at me and I was like, look at him, I'm trouble, but it was like he knew that that was my scent, and he looked at me like, you fucking whore. Get out of here. I was like, I'm so you got slutshamed by a cat.

Yes, I was like, I'm literally putting it away. Like, oh my god, don't touch me like that. Okay, this is something really gross, but something I love about butter, and I don't know how I realize this, but like, butter doesn't care about food. She doesn't care about any normal food. I could have a pizza on the table.

She won't go near it. I could have something butter on my fingers, and she won't lick it. Okay. But if I put my finger in my ear, that's... And that's just a little wax. And I put my finger out. She will lick my finger. Ew! That is a vile. That is so fucking vile. I don't know. She just wants to eat my insides.

No, but it is true cats or cats. There is something going on with cats. There's something going on and I realize another reason why I'm in therapy I think that should be a that should be a weekly segment and another reason why I realized I'm in therapy Because I like it into it with dog people like I really want to understand What's going on and I like I like dogs, but I want to understand why they like love dogs so much and hate cats and they're like my dog loves me regardless like I can murder a whole family and my dog will love me it's unconditional love and like I don't it's like the dude that's fucked every girl in the school trying to fuck you I'm like yeah it doesn't help

my ego that doesn't make me feel good right Right. I want the guy, no, I don't mean to make it sexual, but like the guy who like, no one can get his attention. Yep. And then I walk in and I say something funny. And then next you know, he like warms up to me and they subsess with me. And that's why like with, I want to earn love. I don't think I I deserve unconditional love. Okay. I want to earn love. I don't think I I deserve unconditional love. I want to earn love. That's a bigger conversation. Yeah, that is that is that is that's a key. That's good that you're in therapy talking about because that is

concerning. But I do have to say like I do all these bits of stand up where like imagine if you're boyfriend, whenever they met a new girl, like was all over her, looking her so happy happy and you're like, he just loves people. Like, apps are fucking not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. I have no tolerance.

Like some dogs, I'll meet a dog and I'll be like, I could take this dog with me and this dog would not even think about its owners. No, not even think about it. Really butter would literally, she would riot. She was taking away. She would then really jump out the window. She would stop eating until she finds me again. You know, it's so crazy.

You were just living your life one day without a care in the world and then bam, you're an aunt. And you have to take care of a life. And that's what I'm experiencing right now. Do you feel like there's moments in the day where you'll look over at him or you'll consider him and it makes you get out of your own head for a little? Yes, that, and also, I like seeing him walk around my living room

because I instantly feel like my apartment is richer. I'm like, you vibe in this aesthetic. He knows he vibes in it. Also, I do have to say Jasper's Sears cat Jasper is stunning. And some. Model-esque. And also if you watch how they walk it's very swanky. It's very swanky. And then whenever they stop they pose. They always put their tail in a way. They're classy. Like they know that they're better than the majority of the population, and I need that energy around me.

I'm so excited for the updates on Adventures with Jasper. How long are you watching him? Until Thursday. Oh my god. Yeah, so we have three whole nights together. And I love this for you, because I was a little nervy about just throwing a cat in your apartment and being like, figure it out. Like this is such a good training whale for you.

This is what's gonna happen. When I give that cat back Thursday, I'm either gonna be like, oh my god, yes, take it. Or I'm gonna be like, I have to go back to my cat right now. I'm hoping that tonight, when you're on your Netflix, that he cut his up with the... I know, I'm really hoping to. But you can't force it.

I know. That's so crazy. Sometimes you have to like not look at that. But you have to play hard to get with him. You can't be too obsessed with him, or he's literally going to get the egg from you. I'm like, wait, how the, my one thought, and I was like, page, you're sick, you're like, I'm like,

how would I try and date myself? Like, that's what was my thought. I'm like, page your sick. You're like, I'm like, how would I try and date myself? Like, that's what was my thought. I'm like, okay, so I'm just gonna ignore that he's been in here all day because he's obviously going through something and he needs to like, be comfortable. I'm just like, I'm just gonna ignore it. Go about me, Ty. Not annoying him. Don't like any of his photos on Instagram. Oh my god.

Even talk shit about him to your friends. I will keep everyone updated on the cat situation, but when I get a cat, hard-launching, that is so exciting. Oh my God, I don't know. Also, I heard an insane conversation on the L.I. W.R. recently. Okay. The L.I. W.R. for people who don't know

is where people who don't drive or don't have a car take a train out to the Hamptons. Railroad runs from New York City all the way to Montaul. And I'm gonna say it's ratchet. People are getting drunk on it. It's crazy. It's wild and I'm on it.

Yep. And I heard it a wild conversation's conversation in front of me. Between. I always, I'm like, because it's a two-hour train ride. It's always like, please, please, please give me a good seat. Like, next to like, Fratt Bros, then like some girl, like, yelling at her boyfriend, give me a good seat that I could just like, sit there in peace. The girl in front of me immediately starts playing Beyonce.

Now, I had mixed feelings about it. On speakerphone? Like, oh. It was the new album, so it was good. It was good, but like at some point, I'm like, are we blasting this the whole time? And finally, the guy who works there comes and he's like, hey, you can't like have a beatbox.

Like, you have to turn this off. Yeah, like what? Like put your boombox away. Yeah, exactly the boombox. What are you doing? Okay, off. Put your boom box away. Yeah, exactly. The boom box. What are you doing? Okay, sorry. And he walks away and then she puts it on again. Like naughty.

And we're all kind of sitting around her and like, it's L.A. double art. Like, this isn't a library. Like, I'm not going to yell at her. I'm not that girl. In subordination gives us anxiety. Yes. Yes.

Oh, my God. To have like conversation with a stranger. No, no, no, no, no, no. But that's where New York comes in, because you know there's another person having a worst day than you. Who would say something. So anyway, the guy comes back, actually, and he's like, you can't, you have to turn it down. And then a guy next to me goes, she's not turning it down. And she kind of sees that like other people are mad.

So she finally turns it off. And I thought that was that. I thought that was it. Right. How old is this girl? How old is she? I'm gonna say she's like, early 20s? Late 20s.

Like she seems to shit. Okay. She's been through some shit. She was wearing a weirdly revealing outfit. Okay. I also was on the phone like whispering and she kept kind of like turning and looking at me. Like it was it was just strange.

Fives are off. Yeah, she was giving like main character energy. Yeah, this bitch was gonna do something. She was giving like I wish someone would. Yeah, I want someone to. Yeah, like she was ready to annihilate anyone at a moment's notice. Yeah, she was like pushing the storyline ahead, if you know what I mean.

Got it. And the background. And she was full force. So then I hear this guy come to the, she was at the front, in front of me. And this guy is like a sexy voice. And I hear him say like, can I use the charger by you? And she immediately like her voice gets

into like a higher register. And she's like, yes, of course, yes. And they're like having a stranger chat. And like, I hate it, but I can't stop listening. Like, I'm awkward back and forth. And you could tell like, he needs to sit there because he's charging his phone. Right.

He, but he's not trying to like, talk to her, like, hit on her or he's, not really, but he's from the South. So he's naturally like, good at talking to people. Like, you can tell he's not like trying not to talk. Right. But they're talking like, what are you up to? And she's like, oh, I'm just going to a restaurant tonight and then I'm heading back. That's weird.

That, yeah, that's weird. That's weird. And then she was asking him about something. And then she's like, so are you single? No. And I was like like, so are you single? No. And I was like, OK, aggressive. I'm have popcorn by this point.

I have full popcorn. I don't know who I'm rooting for. I could never. I could never. I could never talk to someone in a romantic way. First of all, when the sun is out, second of all, like, in a confined location where I can't immediately run away if something goes awry.

Just wait. He goes, oh, I'm actually married. No, no. Did he have a wedding ring on? I think he did. Okay. And he goes, what's what's your situation? Like, you tell that like he just asked it back to be polite, but she could. Okay. I was like, oh, we're flirting. Oh, Kido ki. light but she took it as like, oh we're flirting. Oh, Kido-ki? That face just took a swing of her Laquois. So then she goes, you know, I used to be married,

but I'm in cheat, you know that. No! Okay, I am fully now typing on the giggly squad. No, I'm not saying that so I don't forget anything. Like I'm like, hey, can you repeat that? And she's like, how is the guy in his 30s? I actually didn't even look at him because I was being so discreet. Like if I looked, I feel like I would have won.

Yeah, I would have. Don't you love when you can hear a conversation and like, but you can't see them and you're like, I cannot wait to see what these fucking people look like. I was like making it up in my head. Yeah. Who needs a book? Who needs a book? No seriously. So we kind of awkwardly laugh and she's like yeah you know like my baby daddy he he cheated all the time so you know he goes are you wearing a wedding ring and she's like this isn't a wedding ring I just wear them because everyone cheats anyways and I'm like oh First of all not everyone cheats, you know guys are dumb. He's kind of like laughing

But it's clearly like like an awkward laugh. Yeah, and then she goes So how long are you staying out and he's like oh, well, we're going back to New York. Like, I'm like, what's his wife there? No, just him. Okay. He's going out to meet them, I guess. And she goes, oh, well, when you're back in the city, um, I'll show you around. Does he, does she get his number?

She goes, give me your number. No, no, no, what do you say? She says, give me your number. And like, I'm telling you guys, I know I'm mean to be a bitch, but she's not cute. Okay. She's not cute. That's always the one.

But here's the thing, if you're man-cheats, it is with someone uglier than you. But like, I couldn't tell, because I've never witnessed a man-a-husband cheat. Yeah. I couldn't tell if he was just doing it to like, be like, can I just charge my phone without you murdering me?

Right. Or if he was being polite, but he was like, because that's crazy for her to be like, oh, I'm going to show you around when you're back with your family in New York. No, but if he's going out to the Hamptons from New York City, that means that this man lives in New York City. Oh, see, here I go again. Give me a minute. No, I don't think he uses it.

I think they're like visiting. And I think they're there for a wedding. I actually, I know they're there for a wedding. He's like visiting New York and they're going out to the Hampt give me a minute. I think he uses it. I think they're like visiting. And I think they're there for a wedding. I actually, I know they're there for a wedding. He's like visiting New York and they're going out to the hams for a wedding. Like, she was pushing all of it onto him and she was like, can I have your number? If you are married and you live anywhere in the country

and a girl asks for your number, the answer is no. I don't care if you're gonna be embarrassed by it or you're going to embarrass the girl like, no. It was giving vibes of like when you're a cornered and a creepy dude is like asking for your number. Yeah. Sometimes you'll just be like, sure, like just to get out of it.

Yeah. And she was being aggressive. But then now I'm saying it to you, I'm like, is this dude like dirty? But he basically was like, sure. I need a part two. I need a part two. This is a TikTok that I need a part two of.

He goes, sure, and they like exchange numbers. And I almost miss my fucking stuff. It stops. And I haven't like all my shit is everywhere. And I'm like, fuck, fuck, fuck. And like, excuse me, excuse me. And I just ran out. So I don't know what happened, but like, I'm sorry.

I try to think of like how I'd want does to handle the situation Yeah, and I feel like he would put the foot down and be like oh sorry don't give my number out Yeah, I think Craig would be like oh, I don't know like I feel like Craig would blame it on me Like I could hear Craig being like all my girlfriend's fucking nuts Be like, mm. If you want to live another day, let's not. My girlfriend, I really has murdered people in the past and so I'm looking out for you and you alone. She's like, how flower.

She's like, how flower. She'll find you, she'll kidnap you, she does a lot of like torture things with knives, it'll be a whole thing. This is just like a classic over her New York. That's insane. So I'm going to go over New York. Let's do some from page news since we're in like a gossip mood. I'm excited. What do we have? Now I don't know if you saw that obviously we know that Embrada is getting a divorce from her cheating husband. Yes. So maybe all men do

cheap, but we'll find out. She has been spotted out now twice with Brad Pitt. Okay. I told you, girls, get out of these stinky relationships. I also think like Brad Pitt does kind of look like her ex, except her exes like Brad Pitt from Walmart. Completely. And also I think Brad Pitt is obviously like the ultimate heartthrob sex symbol like whatever I Could not even if this even if this was a PR relationship. I don't care Even if this is like the smallest fling ever and they literally fucked each other one time. I don't care Could you think of another person to fucking rebound with?

So lead to make your ex jealous like oh, sorry can't come to the phone right now. I'm having sex with Brad Pitt Like any age any hair style Any way like I don't care. I don't care. I just heard the Shenai Twain lyric where she goes I'm at your you a Brad Pitt that don't, and all of us were like, that doesn't press me. Shenai, that doesn't press us. We're like, Shenai, we are stands, but also if Brad Pitt acknowledged me, I'd risk it all. The crazy thing about Brad Pitt is like, I know some girls are into George Clooney,

but it's kind of like, you have to have a type and like, honestly, I'm not into, I'm not even into Zaddy's, like, does is just a one off. Brad Pitt, we all would fuck we all would I've never once been like I was getting older. Nope It's so funny how it's like you can classify people as are they a Jen Aniston? Are they an Angelina Jolie? Everyone's a Brad person?

Like that is what will bring the world together. It's world peace and Brad Pitt. And remember, I'm Brad is like around our age. Like she grew up like we did where Brad Pitt was, like he was always older. No, she's freaking out. Like to even text, like one text to your best friend, like sorry, I'm in Paris with Brad fucking Pitt. Could you imagine? It's kind of the way I feel about you DMing Haley.

It's pretty fucking close. It's equivalent. I'd say hails. I call our house, but that's just My love honestly her ex looks like Brad Pitt if he was swollen If he was having a serious allergic reaction and no one had a better job. Oh, right. And that is gentle bullying. And the bullying on the pod. Is it bullying when it's true? That's what I always find myself asking in my head. I do have an idea though that I wrote down.

How do you feel about M. Rodden, Pete? Davidson. Wow. Isden, Pete? Davidson? Wow. Is it like, true annoying? Like, really, Pete, you need to get the other hottest woman in the world. Like, is it kind of annoying? No, I think it's great. I think it'd be fucking amazing.

Because people are talking about, like, how do you go from Kim? I do think I've had relationships where, like, whoever you date before, can affect the next person. For sure. If they know of that person or they see something of that person, I feel like Pete, everyone's joking and he should be with Martha Stewart. No, I don't like that. That's like a stupid joke. That's like something on TikTok that are like Instagram whatever social media that people think is funny and I'm just like I'm over that.

The first time I saw it I was then over that joke. What have you got with Kendall? That'd be fucking amazing. I'm over that the first time I saw it I was then over that joke What if he got with Kendall That'd be fucking amazing. I don't think Kendall's boyfriend's good looking whatsoever. She's a new one No Devon Booker they broke up they're back together They are I stay up to date Pauline oh my god. Did you see my second how cocky I got because I thought you were wrong? Yeah, you loved it. I was like, did you not read the news a year ago? Okay, my next one page news is Drake got a face tattoo of his mom's initials.

Oh God. I... I... You talk about red flag. How many red flags can we put into one thing? I was thinking about it too because when I first read it I was like, oh, that's so weird. Why would people do that? And then I remember, like, what hypocrites we are, because there is a podcast many weeks

ago that I said that I would literally have sex with Post Malone in front of my parents. Like, I don't... Like, I love that man. And he has face tattoos, but it's just different. It's just different. It's different, because it's just different. It's just different. It's different because it's his mom. Because I do not need a man who is so obsessed with his mom.

Like love your mom, but like it has to be healthy. It has to have some separation. That's amazing. Like we have to be able to have sex without you saying her name. It's funny that that's the way your brain went. My brain immediately went to like aesthetics. Like I can't date someone with a face tattoo.

How would our engagement photos look? Like you're embarrassing me. You're not a hardened criminal. You didn't just get out of jail. You drive a Lambo and wrap about your bed. Like stop. It is funny face tattoo. Like other tattoos you're like fine, but the second hits the face, you're like, oh, you are really committing to being a creative. And I think like the inside of like growing up in a Catholic, very strict home,

I'm like, how are you going to get a job? My first thought was like, what if you have to know it's going to take you seriously? Also, Nikki Glazer is obsessed with the idea of like how she wants to be the most loved woman. And like if it's the most still alive, you'll never be the most loved. Yeah, I've definitely dated some people. I've dated a range of people that of like issues with their moms. They either like hated their moms or like, like, needed to know their moms opinion on everything? Either extreme is bad.

Yeah. Did I tell you the theory about like, why people have problems with guys' moms? No. Like, mom and laws. They said that, I think it was a TikTok. It definitely was a TikTok. That moms, when you have a son, you want to make this son the greatest man possible.

You want to make him better than all the guys you've dated. You want to make him better than your husband. You want to make him better than your dad. You want to teach him to be the greatest guy ever. And the second, he comes of age. After all this hard work, you put into him. No, it's not that far. No, it's not that far.

Just snatches him and gets all the benefits of it. Well, like obviously you don't want to fuck your son. Right. But like there's something where you just get some animosity towards the girl. Like, I created him. I made him into that man. I know immediately and I ask my parents this all the time. Like, do you love me more than dad?

I ask my mom this all the time. Wait, that's insane. But like, I need to know. And like, I know my mom does. My mom does. My mom says, yes, that's crazy. Like, of course, I love you more. My dad has never once answered the question.

He goes, every time I ask, and he looks at me, and he goes, come on, Paige. Like that he loves my mom more than he loves us. Where was I going with this? It's a very interesting point. Another reason I'm in therapy. Another good reason. My mom would for sure say me.

Yeah. And then my dad, like, loves me me crazy, but he needs my mom. If he was just me and my dad left, we're not eating, we're not finding anything, we're not getting anywhere, we're not functioning. So he needs her to survive. Same, my dad needs my mom to survive. But I know without even having a child, I know that I will love that child way more than my husband. Like there's not even a fucking comparison.

Like I just know that like, I made you, you're half me. Of course I'm gonna love you more. I'm a narcissist. I mean, that's how I feel about butter right now. So, you love that. You love that. Because by the way, licking my finger that I put feel about butter right now. So, you love it. By the way, licking my finger that I put in my ear right now. You're disgusting. I'm telling Hayley Bieber.

If you guys go to lunch, I'm going to comment everything and say, she's six different year in her year and let's her cat like a don't hang out with her. Wait. You started an anonymous account just like messaging her about me be like don't trust her She's on our success. Did you see her on reality TV? Maybe hailey watches bravo maybe hailey watching was like nah, I fuck with Hannah. I was like no I see you through this shit. Yeah, I see you all this bullshit. Also have you heard of this thing called pay pigs? No pay pigs? No. Pay pigs?

It's a man who pays a woman to financially dominate him. So they enjoy humiliation of sending women money without getting anything in return. So basically, you just steal from a man. Diseases I literally wish my boyfriend had. Rise and shine my little human ATMs. I know exactly what buttons to push to make you spit out as much money as I want. And I do it with an evil smile.

That's what a pay pig says. The internet has beaten me today. They want to laugh at you and call you pathetic while taking your money. What's more humiliating than sending money for nothing in return? I want to do this. You literally just take their money and call them stupid. Literally my dream. I feel like we already do that.

Wait. Like, am you trying to we already do that Like a mute Yeah, wait we fucking invented this bullshit Okay, pay pigs that's a fucking fascinating kind of love up. Okay, so the giggler submitted the funniest advice as always Oh, sorry, I opened up my messages with hailey. I also haven't responded to them too nervous. Play hard to get. What would you respond after she calls you a queen? I would just like the last. Like the last.

No, like a cause of fight. If she's that friend should be like, why'd you just like? I feel like she's a low maintenance bitch. If she's really meant to be friends with you, she's low maintenance. I'm gonna do the prayer hands. I'm just gonna do the prayer hands. Okay, okay. Do it now. Just to be like, I'm cute, but I'm not gonna bother you.

Are you gonna do it now? No, I have to focus whenever you're okay. Okay, okay, okay. And I'm be like, PS, I hope Justin's dope, I mean, okay. Do not. Do not. You are literally that friend that you're like, I'm just gonna be like, okay, cool. means okay. Do not. Do not. You are literally that friend that you're like, I'm just gonna be like, okay, cool.

And where I like, yeah, send that text, that's a good text and you're like, okay, cool. I think that you, and then you just like, start going, we're like, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're like, Hannah, don't fuck this up for me. No, seriously, don't fuck this up. Okay, let's see what the gigglers are up to. I feel like I've met a lot of giglers recently and it really, hang on, there was at one point where I was like,

I think we really did start a cult. But I'm telling you they're also... Because whenever I meet giglers, it's like an alby with like a group of my friends or like with Craig or like whatever. And girls are just like, I'm a giglar. Like it's like a code. I'm like, what fraternity are we in? That we have this like secret. It's just like, I'm a giglar.

And I'm a giglar. Yeah, it's just like walking down the street and passing. It's like, hey, I'm a giglar. And I'm like, like, someone would be like, my friend watches summer house, but I'm a giglar. I know the truth. I'm a giglar. Okay, this is funny. How to tell your parents you quit your corporate job?

I've been telling them I'm going to work, but just going to my boyfriend's house. Oh my God. Don't say anything until you have a new job. Possible. Or you, this is going to sound bad, but. Okay. Tell them you have cancer. No, Hannah, don't tell them that.

And then when they get upset, you go, just kidding, I quit my corporate job. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Wait, you know what? One of my, this is like a friend of a friend. I don't even know the people involved in this story. One of, and I barely even know I feel like the person that told me- So this is you. This is about you.

No, but this story like stuck in my head. This guy was coming out to his parents and he- This could be a made-up story too, but he told them that same story. That he had brain cancer. And then he was like just kidding, I'm gay. And his parents were like, okay, we didn't even care that you were going to be gay, but like why did you say that? Like why would you do that? They go honestly, not necessary, someone is so.

Like shocking. Someone wrote losing all motivation in my life. Do I in the club, and just period? Same. Same. Same. Same. Get a cat.

Sometimes you're losing motivation instead of like fighting it, sometimes just let in to it. Lean in. Lean the fuck in. And make it a feminist movement. Like, lean in. And it's your body telling you you need a break. And sometimes even if you have like work that needs to be done,

you'll do so much better at that work if you like give yourself a break. I'm sorry. I'm just like, now I'm thinking about myself. And I'm just like, wait, I'm like feeling that. What should I do? Well, you can't force motivation. And I feel like a lot of it is society telling you that we all have to wake up and be so fucking motivated and have a TikTok of all the things we did that day when that's not the reality.

Like, if you wake up in the morning and your first immediate reaction isn't fuck, I have nothing in common with you. I don't know what it would be like to wake up and like be refreshed and happy. I don't trust you. I wouldn't trust you for sure. No. No. So I just feel like everybody feels that but not everybody says it. And it's okay to not be motivated. I feel like my anxiety comes from thinking, like I couldn't be better, I can be doing more. And then I go into that depression.

So just let it ride. You'll be over it soon. Yes, know that everything is temporary. And also, if you're not motivated, sometimes it's like, then change things up. Do something, I have ADHD undiagnosed it's a problem and sometimes I'm not motivated because I just don't like what I'm doing so when I just when I'm interested in something I get hyper focused and like crazy to do it so sometimes it's like maybe you're bored yeah maybe you really are bored.

Take two days and don't leave the apartment. My roommate screams on the phone breaking up with her ex-boyfriend Knightley. Three months in, help. Oh my god, that fucking sucks. Do there is literally nothing you can do? Or you get on the phone. And you start fighting with someone someone and you outfight her.

You can't do anything because people in those kinds of relationships they have they're going through something and you can't force them to be done with that person. They have to be done when they're done. Yeah. Get invested in a really good headphone and like I'll give you some ASMR people that I watch on YouTube. You'll be asleep in 10 minutes. I do have to say ear plugs do work.

Yeah. Contrally you can control. Make it aware because like she's in your personal space as well. But also you can just let her know in a very nice caring way that like you know. You know, like let her know in a very nice caring way that you know. Let her know that you know. Yeah.

Like wake up the next morning and be like, dude. Like, hey, is everything okay? Are you okay? I heard you crying. Knock on the door and be like, oh my god, are you okay? That's crazy. Because maybe she's so in the moment that she's unaware that she's doing this. So just have it on the back of her head

that everything I say, someone else can hear it. Because maybe she'll go downstairs and on the street and fight and cry in the street like a normal person in New York. Right, right. Case closed. Next. Okay.

How do I get a guy I'm dating to be more confident around me? Break up with him. But yeah, what? There's nothing. That's the way they were made. You're not. That's called you're not with the right person. You're not, yeah.

No. He'll never be. He'll never be what you made up in your head you thought he was. It's not him. I was so bad at that. Like I loved seeing a guy before he spoke and Yes, filling in all the blanks that he was amazing. Yes. Half the reasons we like guys. We've made up about them. Yeah, because we're creative geniuses. Exactly. Our creative juices always following. Guys flying to meet me in my city this weekend,

we've been talking for two months, what should we do? Okay, so this new fling is coming and you wanna show them a good time. Totally depends on what you go to. What city you live in. True. I feel like in New York City, if a guy was coming to stay with me for the weekend,

first of all, that would never happen because I hate entertaining people. And in my personal space now, but I think it has to be activities like planned activities. A little week cannot think of one activity. Not a single one. I keep talking, thinking something will pop into my brain. We're like, marathon, what do people do? What do people do? I immediately thought like a museum.

I'm like, bitch, one of you ever been to a museum in the past 10 years. I do think it's hot to like, not immediately first day like stay home and fuck the whole time, like go in a public place to build some tension. Like as soon as he gets there, everybody's always hungry. Like, immediately go to launch your dinner. And also you could like just ask him what he wants to do to make it seem like you care about him. Just get drunk. Just like go to a bar and get drunk and you guys will literally figure it out. True, get drunk. Don't get other people involved. Like don't try to show me your friends. Just like fuck and see if you like being around him day to day. And if you hate

him, go to the movies. Everyone is asking if slash when I'm pregnant. How should I respond? I ate Mexican today, honestly, lay off. It is weird. The second you get married. I was just going to say that.. Are people asking you? They're going, when are the kids? Everyone, I'll post like a slightly bloated photo. Like I wore those like, that baby doll shirt. Yeah. And everyone's like, okay pregnant. No. No. I'm a child bride. I like forgot you even got married. That's like what good friends we are. Pige, the other day, Dez was talking to someone

and he was like, my wife is over there. And I was like, how dare you do that? That is how fucking dare you come here, wife. I'm like, do I knit? You're making us look so old or so chuggy. Oh, literally, it was so chuggy G. I look I pretended it wasn't me Imagine being called a wife by car Stop it Hannah. Don't you dare

Don't you dare man? I have feelings for someone who's engaged and will be married in a month She told me she has feelings for me too. We've made out help This is above our pay grade. This is above my pay grade, for sure. I'm making things up at this point. But I genuinely feel that people who are really scared to get married will look for anything

to see if they're making the right decision. And I think she's putting a lot of like eggs in your basket and like It's the idea of like could I possibly be with someone else that's better for me? And am I making the wrong decision? Yeah, and like you have feelings for her, but it kind of feels like she's in a entanglement Yeah, and she wants someone to give her that like final like oh no I want to be with someone else. I would try to be communicative with her, but it sounds messy, messy.

I also like to go through life with thinking, like I'm not the exception to the rule. So like most often, those crazy things aren't going to happen to me where someone's engaged about to get married and realizes I'm the love of their life and like leaves that relationship. Like that's not, that's in a movie. This is real life.

But like she's, she move on, she's crazy. We both have main character energy. You a thousand percent think that the guy who made out with it, you'd be like, oh, he finally met the one. When I heard him rot, I was sleeping with Brad Pitt. I was like, if Craig and I break up, that is my next mission. I'm sleeping with Brad Pitt. The amount you remember, as kids, the amount of girls who were like,

but if Justin Bieber made eye contact with me, game over, like people who study Justin Bieber and be like, who's his favorite hockey team, like learn everything? Game over. But, you know, I'm kind of connected now. Okay, this is funny. How can I make my boyfriend happy after I blacked out and talked about our sex life to my family?

Do not apologize for that. People need to know. Sorry, not sorry. I tell my mom literally everything. I tell my mom everything. Also, I kind of have follow-up questions. What about your sex life? Was he like embarrassed?

Was he sitting next to you? Like, who cares? But also, like, figure the fuck out, bro. You have nothing new apologists for. Oh, what, you're not allowed to talk to other people about your intimate details of your relationships? Sounds controlling. Honestly, he's gaslighting you.

Yeah. Say whatever you want. What does he want to do? Pray you away from your family so he can like have full control over everything you do and you can't talk to anyone about it. Sounds like a cult. If you have a small dick, my mom knows it. Sorry. I'm not gonna talk to him.

I'm not gonna talk to him. I'm not gonna talk to him. I'm not gonna talk to him. I'm not gonna talk to him. I'm not gonna talk to him. I'm not gonna talk to him. I'm not gonna talk to him. I'm not gonna talk to him. I'm not gonna talk to him.

I'm not gonna talk to him. I'm not gonna talk to him. I'm not gonna talk to him. I'm not gonna talk to him. She's retired. She's bored. I'm gonna tell her. Ooh, my boyfriend wears crocs. What do I do? It depends on how he wears them. Like if he's swaggy, then I think it's fine. If he's wearing them with jeans, just throw him out and be like, I don't, I legitimately have no idea

what you think like they got up and walked away. I don't know. You probably misplaced them. There are so many things that you can just throw out in a relationship and get away with it and just be like oopsie poopsy. I don't know Craig's footflops before and I'm like I don't know. I throw out dozens of vizelines on accident. That's on me. That's expensive. That's expensive. That one he still holds over my head. Also I want want to let you know, I kind of want to try something fashion wise, and I think we're going to hate it.

I can't wait to hear what is up. I want to try to pull off a low-waisted cargo skirt. Yes, like one of the mini skirts with the pleats. Not mini. Okay. A long cargo. Oh, with like, yay! Like khaki. No, I love it. I love it really? Yes

Okay, cuz people are gonna come up to me and say did page let you I love this yes I love the long skirt trend and I'm envisioning it with like a tank and then I want to get those like off Amazon those silver yep Like do it. Yes do it. do it you see the vision yes I love it very L.A. I mean my best friend is from LA Haley so you don't have to say her name we know who we were talking about by the way you remember for my I said remember like it wasn't three days ago for my birthday you said I was your only best friend yeah I'm gonna post a photo with me in Haley. Is it really best friend?

It's like my birthday and Haley's face is on my body and you're like my one and true only best friend. The giglers were so funny, they were like, Craig is shaking. Craig, guys, Craig texted me about it. And he was like, I feel like that was really harsh. And he was like, oh, you met like one in the saying, like true and only, comma best friend.

Like you're like my trueest best friend. Oh, it was a man's planning punctuation to you. I let him think it. I go, yeah, that's exactly what I meant. You got to trick them. You have to gaslight them. Ooh, speaking of not having boyfriends, how do we, because we have a lot of single-giglers,

how do we the only single-gigler single-friend in the group without feeling sad or jealous? It's honestly so easy. Your friends are not happy in their relationships. No, they're not. They're not. They hate him. You just got to hold on to one of them breaks up and then once one of them does it,

they all end up doing it, because they see you guys like being single and fun true when I was on the tennis team at Go Badgers was constant There was a moment where there were eight girls on the team and I was the only single one and they like called me single Hannah First of all go badgers a second that's That's bullying that's a legitimate cyber bullying in person That's bullying. That's a legitimate cyber bullying impersonation. Yeah. Do it, do it in a group chat that you're not in.

Like do it in private. They literally tear face with like single Hannah. And I wish I could say like they all hated their relationships, but they didn't like multiple of them got married to those guys and they were great. But like they were bored. They were bored and they would, yeah. I was college. They'd be like, kind of what happened last night. And I was like, oh my god, after like they were bored. They were bored and they would, I was college, they'd be like,

kinda what happened last night and I was like, oh my god, after I fucked the mascot. Like they was living by carousel through my shit. And I just do think, you guys, you cannot compare your timeline with other people's timelines. No. I would love to do like a love connection for giglers. Yeah, that would be fun. I'm to figure something out. We'll figure something out

Like a singles party. Oh, yeah, I don't want straight men listening to our podcast. No, no, no That would be not for you. Yeah, yeah for you and it just would bring like the worst energy. Yeah, it's not for you It's against you. I do think like we started the pod we started giggly squad like lives We were you were in a relationship Yes, and I was single it's against you. I do think like we started the pod, we started Giggly Squad like lives. We were, you were in a relationship. Yes. And I was single. Yes.

I got in a relationship, you were single. And then we're both in a relationship. And I don't want the single gigglers to feel out of the loop in any way, in any way. I could be single at any moment. You have no idea. Same. Like it would involve some more paperwork and admin

There's no bad up, but I would hire someone to get that done so like we're learning and we're growing and we're going through all kinds of relationships together girlies um, okay final question should I keep talking to him just to hang out with his dog? Yes, yes Two more times and then shut it down. Okay, you guys are amazing. We love you so much. We still have a couple tickets in New York and...

I wait the other day. I got really excited for our live shows. No, no, no. I'm so excited. Like I'm so excited. I was like, oh my god. What news are we going to do? Like I got giddy. I asked Paige, I was like, what are our outfits?

Like what's the vibe? And she was like, what it always is. Showed fucking stuffing. Yeah, never been done before. We did drop new merch that's out that we're obsessed with, giggly.shquad.com. We're ready, people are getting in the mail already. Everyone looks gorgeous.

And we'll talk to you guys later. Thanks for giggling with us. Bye.