Giggly Squad - Giggling about fake friends, devils, and going red

Episode Date: October 31, 2023

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We're both wearing black. Didn't plan on it. But like, just because we're depressed. I'm a little bit more anxious than depressed this week. Which sometimes I like, because I feel skinnier. I love that you're opening up so vulnerable this episode. I'll be Saudi Barbara Walters what happened this week. I also have therapy today at 430. So days that I have therapy and giggly squad, I feel like it's like an open sore. You're an open sore. You are an open sore just bleeding

out. And like what more can I get to the people? And then by tomorrow you're just alone, not talking anyone with a jewel. And it all goes backwards. No, because also like I'll cancel so many therapy sessions in between. You can't cancel. I know. And she's like, okay, Paige, it's been a month, what happened?

I'm like, while I've reverted back. Do you still have to pay when you cancel? That's a micro you see. I actually don't even know. I don't like to know. You know, just take my card. Maria, just be on call. Okay. You never know what could happen. Okay, wait. Sorry. No. Okay. The first thing I really wanted to talk about was because I feel like it was the most DMs that I've gotten about a topic. When we started talking about Taylor Swift and her style, I'm not gonna lie.

After the episode came out, I was nervous. You were nervous. I was nervous about the Swift DMs. I was nervous for you. Yeah, and I was like, okay. And I didn't get that many crazy DMs. Like I really didn't. Like people were like, we totally see what you're saying.

I'm a Swiftie, but like, okay. Then, because Taylor Swift is clearly a gigler and just doesn't say it, which is fine. It's fine. We only credit. But she stepped out in the outfit that I picked for her. What? Wait, what?

Did you see her in the knee high boot and the preppy like sweater dress? And like, she's great. And she should always look like that. Like, she gives gossip girl vibes because she's tall, she's skinny, she's like a little bit like serene of Androa Woodson. So she pulls off that preppy look.

Wait, this means you're her consultant. You're her stylist consultant. I was getting so mad at my DMs because everyone was sending me the picture and some of the people were like, see, she doesn't need a style as she looks so good. And I was like, are you fucking kidding me? I'm just literally told her to wear this.

And you're right she does look stunning. Thanks for just. So, wait, maybe that should be your new thing where you like find celebrities that you're like, um, I want to, oh wait, it's my mom. Let's have her do a shout out. Mom, a recording gig lead, do you want to say anything to the gig glirs? Oh my gosh, hi! Hi my girls!

I'm a girl, Lee! I'm a girl, Lee! Your mom shuns in. I'm running late, I just want to tell you, so when I get there you'll be at your hair appointment. So I'll just start cleaning, okay? That was the most Italian thing I've ever heard. Okay, I love you. Well, my mom just totally blew up my spot.

Are you having her come for moral support? I have my therapy appointment today, which is dyeing my hair. Yeah, I can't wait. We're doing it. I can't wait. Does, doesn't really approve. Okay, but I feel like I'm using... He's out of the country. He. I can't wait. We're doing it. I can't wait. Does doesn't really prove. Okay.

But I feel like I'm using that. He's out of the country. He's not around right now. So it's like, I feel like that's a law. You have no faith. You're an island right now. You're on the Earth Earth. Yeah, you can't vote on my hair color

from out of country. No, that's just politics. We don't make their rules. We just abide by certain laws. You're so awake right now. So, does it's been gone for two weeks now? And I feel like our friendship's never been stronger. So, Ireland's four or five hours ahead, who knows?

So Ireland's four or five hours ahead, who knows? So around like 8 p.m. when I normally would be like with him. Yeah. He's here voicing me. He's asleep. So the worst thing to go somewhere. So I'm just voicing on the page. And she's coming right back. No, I'm alert.

I'm ready. I'm here for it. I mean, my boyfriend was with me all week, but I was like, get out of here. Whenever you're like, we have priorities. Also at one point, we were voice-noting about something, but then texting about something, but then Instagram, DM it.

DM it. We had three separate, you know that there's a lot of gossip when in a text message with your friend, you're having three separate conversations and you keep replying to the different points. It's honestly, that's women instead. Like, it's insane. I was a faggot.

I was a faggot. It's insane. So it's like when someone is selling a murder case and there's like all those different colors. Yeah, blinds. People were also really coming at me because I don't have a picture for you saved in my contacts. I don't have a picture for you. I think honestly the real ones don't have the pictures. No. Real friends have zero

pictures together. If I have what they want like your summer house photo, your over-edited summer house photo. You look like a wax figure. I mean, I could probably- I mean, we do have pictures. I mean, we have like professional pictures together, but we don't have like real, we have no real life pictures. But look, there's two types of friends. Like my friend, Hailey, is the kind of person that like,

she will save my name really cute with a heart. She'll pick out the beautiful photo or the cute photo of me being silly. Yeah. Like she loves that shit. That's not us. These are, I really like it. I really like it. I just changed your name in my phone from Hannah Betches

to Hannah Berner, like three days ago. Like three days ago. So, like, and then I do this, like if I meet anyone with another person that I know that person, so I say you introduce me to someone and her name is like Claudia. So I will put Claudia in my phone is Claudia Berner. Cause I will then know I met her through you.

The amount of like matte hinges I have on my phone. One day, I mean, these are contacts from the day I got my phone in high school. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. But also, I do feel like it is an art form for you to consume content online and know immediately, like, okay, this video's for this person.

Yeah. I have about five or six people that I'll send certain memes to, you get, you see 1% of the cat memes I'm sending. Yeah. If it's a white cat, it's really cute or wearing an outfit, it goes to you. Otherwise, I'll go see your mom. If the cat is prettier than us, I get it.

Anything people related goes to does. The cat stuff goes to my mom and my Nana. But it's like doing crowd work. You know what, you're talking and you're like, you're doing callbacks to this person then you can callbacks to this person. I mean, we're out here in these streets. My mom, I think, trolls me.

She's getting harder in the DMs. Like she trolls me harder and harder as time goes on. And she'll just send me like a video of like, like a baby freaking out and she'll just caption it you. No. I'm like, okay'm 31 but I just searched mom on Instagram to find my mom. That was so sad. Chris your hair does look really good today. Thank you. Did you put less product in it? Probably more it's getting long. Oh that's what it is it is getting long. And then you have something happening on the top of your lip.

Anyway Chris loves working for us. I will say I do feel that that's like the only time I do feel like imposter syndrome when I'm asking Grace who works for us to do something like always be like, hey, can you do me a favor? But like in reality, like she has to do it. But do you want to know what it's like to work for me? Try and make it like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I feel weird being like, hey, can you just say, like, hey, Grace, can you do this? I'm like, just out of it.

Just out of it. And I'm at the end. But LOL say it and then LOL. I just say sorry a lot. I'm always, everything I told you to do, LOL. I feel like I say sorry all the time. I'm like, actually, can we change all this? I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. This is what's like working for me this week. I was being messing and having like, when I pay a mess, I'm actually not mean. I have more like existential crisis. Like I'm in my head. I'm like, yeah. What are we doing?

What are we doing here? Like it's the I'm like, yeah, what are we doing? What are we doing here? Like it's the same thing every fucking day. What are we doing? So Grace called me. I was like, I'm just not moving along. I was having a good time. Yeah, I was sitting there in my own head and I was like, you know, what I should do before the pandemic, I used to do hip hop yoga. No, I'm like why are you not doing hip-hop yoga?

You're not in a good place, are you? I'm seeing there and I woke up. No, it is. Why is 7? You always went. I love my 7. So I woke up. No, it is. Y7. You always was. I love Y7. So I woke up and I said, because I'm back from the road. Yes. And then my mom's like, you should work out. And I'm like, you should mind your walking business.

Passive and graphic. Do you want to know what my mom said to me the other day? She goes, oh my god, you look great. You should always look like this. And I know. No, my mom. I'm literally, I was like, because when she said it, I was like, oh my God, thank you so much.

She goes, you haven't looked like this one a long time. Keep it up. Because it was like, it was such, I felt like she was literally like my ice skating coach. She was like, you're doing great. She's doing amazing. She was like, this is a good horse. Don't fuck it up.

And you guys, this is not their fault. This is a generational thing. But my mom was, yeah, my mom was like, you should work out. So I was like, I woke up and I didn't, I need to have like no plans to work out. If I have one meeting, I'm like, this is, this is, this is,

cause let's be honest, there's the, our preparation. Right. Then there's like, you have to change into the workout outfit. Then you have to like physically go to the studio. If I have a call at 10 a.m., I can't work out in the morning or the afternoon. What am I? Then I'm working. Am I the president? Just running. Just running the country. I was watching the morning show where the woman woke up apparently. Apparently at 3 a.m. to work the morning show like the with Jennifer Aniston. The okay like the scripted one. You literally watched for us 20 minutes.

And she worked season, I don't know. For a season. She worked out before going to work at 5 a.m. No, it's crazy. I used to always think that was like the dream job. Like I wanted to do that. And let's be honest, if Good Morning America called me tomorrow,

it was like, yeah, I'm there. But they're told myself, I said, oh, the reason why I can't be a morning talk show is just because of the time. Not because I say fuck every three seconds. Wait, Hannah. Did you say it on these online? No, but I was on a Zoom the other day with like important people. Yeah, like a legit adult. And they were like, okay, and this is what you're gonna do. And you're gonna like, they'll have this script for you. And like, you'll say

this, this, and this. And I said, can I swear? And right when I said it, I was like, okay, and this is what you're gonna do and you're gonna like, they'll have this script for you and like, you'll say this, this, and this. And I said, can I swear? And right when I said it, I was like, obviously you can't pay you fucking. I also love how you said swear. Yeah. Like a housewife, can I swear? But I don't, let's talk about that after.

And they all looked at me and they were like, no, we would say that you can't say fuck on the air. And I was like, okay, no, that was a stupid question. And I was just like, you said you wanted it to be my personality. And I would, I wouldn't think I wanted to be you without all the fucks. I don't say curse. Yeah, I don't say curse or cut. I don't, I don't think it's a cut.

A lot of people say cuss. Cuss? Who says cuss? I don't know, I feel like I've heard it a lot. Okay, someone named Karen, I feel't say curse or cut. I don't, I don't think. I don't think, he's like, a lot of people say cuss. Who says cuss? I don't know, I feel like I've heard it a lot. Okay, someone named Karen, I feel like it's cuss. I feel like maybe it's a Southern thing. Oh, yeah, maybe it's a Southern thing.

Well, I did this corporate gig. Mm-hmm. Oh, I got, so I said I could just do a bunch of fuss around. Well, they said it's PG-13 and I'm doing stand up. Okay. And I'm like, what the fuck does PG-13 mean? Oh, wow, do you go different places? And they're like, So Isabel texts me, she goes the fuck does PG-13 mean? Oh, wow. Do you go different places? And they're like,

So Isabel texts me. She goes, it's PG-13. I go, what does that mean? And she goes, don't be graphic. Okay. And I said, what the fuck does that mean? I'd love to see you do stand up at like a charity event.

It would be the funny stuff. So I go, can I say pussy? And she was like, no. And then I was like, can I say, clit? And she was like, no. And I'm like, that's part of the woman's body. Can I have that at home, just googling the source?

Sin of them for Clint? And the best part is it actually, it went really well and at the end I said pussy. Yeah. As you're leaving, you're like, and don't forget your old pussy. I always did a live spot on TV, like years ago. And I was like, you know when you're just feeling the vibes?

Yeah. And I was making them laugh. And at the end I said something like, and then I said like, and I was like, what the fuck? And they all freeze. And then I get cut out. And I'm calling them because they would get fined. I don't know why, but it was like the end of it. And they just were like, maybe if we just pause it right here, people would have missed it. But that was definitely, I had to send an apology email. I sent an apology to you.

Anyway, so I'm like, do I do hip-hop yoga today? Sorry, we got, and I'm like, I'm gonna do hip-hop yoga. So then obviously the next hour, I'm like, what are you, what are you thinking? You can't just go do hip-hop yoga. That's not you anymore. You don't have it in you. And then you're like lying down, you're like, this feels so good, I'm gonna do hip-hop yoga. And then not you anymore. You don't have it in you. And then you're like lying down,

you're like, this feels so good. I'm gonna say hip-hop yoga. And then you're like, that's what the demons in your head are telling you. Right. You have to do hip-hop yoga. And then like something happened, like I got an email and I was like,

I can't do it. So I'm like battling my mind. Like I'm exhausted by like one PM. You know, it was like four PM. I'm gonna tell you something that really helped me in terms of like, feeling like I needed to work out. Workout classes?

I think of the past. It, no, don't do that. Like the only time I really will actually do it is if I wake up and I'm still in my pajamas and I do like something right there in the middle of my living room. Like that's why I like the app, like the palat right there in the middle of my living room. Like that's why the app, like the palatone or like the alo moves like that.

My problem is like, I do love being like, oh wait, let me just check one thing on my phone and then I'm on my back scrolling data during the work. And I'll do like one thrust job and I'm like, that's so good for my butt. So this is what happens. Grace, our Jens Z correspondent and CEO,

we're texting all day, all this. She starts calling me and I'm like, oh, the universe is broke. The universe has brought this girl into my life. And I'm like, hey, is everything okay? And she's like, yeah, yeah, I just want to ask you something. And I'm like, this is so weird. We never talk about their phone.

And she was like, I know, this is weird. And I go, you want to hip-hop yoga? And she goes, what? And I go, she literally, like, I don't want to report this conversation. And she goes, okay, there's a class of 430. If you go, I will go. If you go, I will go.

And you could tell she's like, I didn't ask for this. I don't want to be a part of this. Like in what world did I wake up this morning? Like, and now I have to go to fucking hip-hop yoga. No, well she goes, so then I didn't mean to go trip her, but I feel like when you ask someone to work out, that's a guilt trip attack. Well, we're gonna get illegal notice in the mail.

So I don't think you can actually make, you can't make your employees go work out. I didn't use to work out with me. That's illegal. So she goes, well, since we were in New York, I have been wanting to do yoga and I was like, great, I'm not gonna go unless you go. And I feel like I should go, should you go,

like I don't know, was I pressuring you? So she goes, I'll do it. And I was like, bitch, if you say yes, I'm buying it $30 right now, I'm buying it. And I don't wanna have to regret that. Yeah. So we go, we're doing it. I don't want to be done $30 for everything.

I'm still thankful that neither one of you even thought to throw me attacks. Babe, we protect you and all costs. The fact that I wasn't involved in any of this makes me gleeful. So I get off the phone with her and I realize I'm going to hip-hop yoga. What horrible mistake have you done? So I have a yoga at, I think it was like five o'clock. So that means all day I fought myself. I was fighting for my life until five to be like, okay, I'm going.

And we get there. And it was so scary because I haven't, I played tennis a little, but like I haven't really worked out. Yeah. And I'm so many used to do Y7 yoga all the city every single day because I had my nine to five. Oh, right, right, right. So you literally, you don't, this is how working out happens is when it's a routine. So you just, you go to work, you don't even think, yeah, you go to Y7, you change into your

workout outfit, you do the hour, you come back, you eat, I mean, it's exhausting. No, when I worked a nine to five, I worked out like three times. Because you're ready outside. You're you're ready out. That's what it is. You're ready out. When you were at the couch, I used to leave my job, get on the subway to go to rumble, take a rumble, rumble, take a rumble class, and then go back home.

And I would like eat a healthy meal and then like go to bed and wake up. How do you like long little dainty fingers punch? I'm gonna be honest, I broke a lot of nails, right? I've never gone back. I don't talk about that, Rumble. Because when you like, when I do my fist, I'm basically sheenah. Wait, you're like, I can't make a fist.

My nails are so heavy. My nails are so little and cute. I look like a hoof. No, you have a cute little fist. So anyway, we kind of adore our mouth. We like, don't hug. We do weird other, we go like this. And we just touched fingers. So your finger was like,

oh, I just touched the grossest finger. So crazy night. We did it. And I literally feel accomplished. I wanted to scream to the world. Like if you haven't worked out for a while, this is your sign. Go to that yoga class.

Try it. At one point I was shaking, but I looked over to her and she looked at me and she was smiling and like, what? Indoor fans make you happy. Happy people don't kill their husbands. Yeah, they just don't. Anyway, we haven't even started the pod yet.

So we have notes. So many notes. I do have to say normally, I feel like I have way more notes than you. You went off as we give a ton of notes and I do just want to shout out. Okay. Kim Kardashian, Hi babe. Did you see?

I don't know, I wanted to cry. I got emotional. I thought emotional. I was like, wait. This is most genius thing ever. The marketing was great. Her little video was great. And like how has no one thought of a nipple bra?

I wasn't even talking about the nipple bra. Oh, what were you talking about? The newest announcement. You need to keep the fuck up. What? Well, the nipple bra, first of all, I'm the most nippy bitch on the planet. I think I'm gonna get it.

I fucking love nipple strong, showing through a shirt. I think it's so cool. See, I'm always hard for no reason. I would do, do you remember the summer house? I would do interviews and they'd always be like, the guy would be like, oh, there's something. Is that, is that what,

I'd be like, Hannah, do you have nipple covers? And I'd be like, I forgot. And they'd be like, okay, what are we gonna do about this? And I'd be like, I just rub them, try to keep them more. Yeah, that's great. Because they're putting air on you. Right, right, okay, what are we gonna do about this? And I'd be like, I just like rub them, try to keep them more. Yeah, that's great. Cause they're putting air on you. Right, right, right, right, right.

No, she just made an announcement that she's the new official sponsor of the NBA's undergarments. Wait, I didn't even see that. No, no, no, it's be just. Like this is fucking huge. So like she's making all the boys underwear? She's making all the boys underwear. Look at her and her cute little fucking blazer. Wait, it's because we went to the next game.

We went to the next game. We are the official sponsors of the NBA. This is incredible though. Like I love that the girlies are taking all the sports. Oh, the NBA and the WNBA. And the WNBA. I mean, this is incredible though. Like I love that the girlies are taking all the the NBA NBA and the WMBA. I mean this is incredible. This is incredible. Good for her. And did you see Kylie's coming out with her fashion line? And I feel like it's so Timothy Shaolman inspired and I love it. It's Timothy coded. Yeah. Wow. Did you just make that up?

You heard that. No, well, people I love saying coded now. I like it. As in like if if you see it all over it. It's like a ballet pink nail. You go, that's so page coded. If you see someone having diarrhea in a bodega, you go, that's so hannacoded. Is that like the Gen Z girlies are doing? Yeah.

Oh, I like it. I'm very into that. Okay, so Kim's having a great week. Yeah, she's crushing it. Free the nipple. So what do we, what do we start the pod with? Wait, we're going to be talking about. Confession. Oh, we were getting we were we were getting a little heat because our video went viral about, and I'm not normally not in the

comments, but people were like DMing me. Because we did this thing about the brunch rule. But in California, if you puke in the restaurant, you get a, you have to pay. Yeah. And we thought that meant if you puke in the bathroom, right? Because we're normal. Because we're normal. Everyone in the comments was like, if you puke on the table, I would hope that you wouldn't

want your server to. And I was like, if I puke on the table, I'm taking my shirt off, cleaning it up with my own shirt. If you puke on the table, we can't have that. Even I can't help you there. Open your purse like a fucking adult. Also who are the animals that are throwing up at the table? No, that's insane.

Or like if you're puke on the floor, you're just leaving it? That's crazy. Well, if it's a dark bar and it's 2am, that's not your problem. Well, if it's the brunch is day-by-day. But I wasn't even going through our heads that there are animals out there that are throwing up on the team. We didn't realize that. Yeah. Obviously, you cleaned up. You leave the fattest tip ever. Right.

If you're, you know, so yeah, thank you for raising awareness of health animals. Wait, did you see? Okay, remember at the next game when we did that video, um, answering those questions that the guy was asking us? I can't even remember his name right now, but someone commented. Some random guy was like, these girls are giving only fans vibes. And I, from that moment on, I was different. I was different.

I re-watched the video. Yeah. You re-watch your own stories and different perspectives of people. I re-watched the video in the perspective of a man that's never seen us before. And I was like, oh my God, we do give silly girl like, only fans vibes. We see calling us hot. I think so. Like, we fans vibes. You see, calling us hot?

I think so. Like, we can make money off our bodies. Right, like that we have, that's how they found us. We only, we exclusively have only fans, like, showing nipples, you know? You're like obsessed with your nipples right now. You go, do you want to see my nipple? You start only fans just wearing congredations nipple broad just being like

more thankful. Do you remember after the interview with the guy I looked at you and I was like that felt like a porno. Yeah. Like it felt like a casting couch where like he was like, I think it was just because like there was a guy asking questions and we're just not used to that. Like it's like, cause the tall guy asked us questions

we were like, are you trying to have a three-some ill? This is so inappropriate. And I do think it's funny that conveniently, he cut out the part where we just roasted him. No, I said send me the raw footage because I know you're gonna edit me to look like some dumb bitch. I've had it done to me before.

Give me the raw footage. He actually is gonna send me the one because he cut out me saying, Giz or something or semen. He cut the rough footage. Yeah. He actually is going to send me the one because he cut out me saying, um, Jizz or something or see man, he cut out semen. How rude. Look, no. And then he asked us what our type was or what are our X or red flags or something and we just described everything he was wearing. I'm gonna see not. I know we said, asking us questions in the microphone. I want to message him and be like, can you please send me the rough footage and we'll tag you? Yeah. Are we won't tag if you don't want us to? We'll put it, we'll put something over your face if we want you to. So anyway, that was weird getting interviewed by a man, but ever known then in life, they pop up. And you

can avoid them. Sometimes it comes across my desk. I'm so happy that you texted me this weekend asking me if I was going anywhere to get reassurance that you weren't gonna have phoma. I saw one too many of my friends out. Yeah. First of all, I was like, I was invited. Second of all, I was like, maybe I was invited and I just said no already or didn't see it.

Third of all, I was like, who's someone that will make me feel better in this moment? You're just someone. I also knew that if I texted you and you were out, I would be like, oh, I was supposed to do something tonight. You know what you sometimes forget the rules? I just couldn't do it.

For some people, they're like Halloween is my everything. They love it. I respect you so much that you can put in that kind of effort to be creative and have fun. I honestly respect it so much. I don't have it in me. The whole having five Halloween costumes. No, I can't.

Well, I'm like sick of outfits. You're like, actually, every day is Halloween for me. I'm still fucking sick of clothes. I'm fucking sick of outfits. You know what? I'm sick of. People commenting saying, why don't you get painted a style, yeah? No, I-

It's so attacked. I wanted my comedy videos recently. And we're not complaining. This is actually quite funny. No, we love it. We love it. Craig, we have BravoCon this weekend. And I told Craig last month, like, let's do your BravoCon

outfits because I can't do it the week before I'm going to be so fucking stressed. I can just see you on a Zoom with him with like a PowerPoint, me like, okay, next, I hate it. And he was like, don't worry, don't worry. Like, I'm going to, I'm going to figure it out. Like, I'm not even going to need your help. That's what I say. Don't worry, I'm going to figure it out. When I know for a fact, I'm not going to figure it out. When I know for a fact, I'm not gonna figure it out. And I just don't wanna deal with the pressure of it all,

and I'm scared. I somehow got roped into not only doing all of his outfits, but I also did all of Austin Croll's outfits. You have to, no, I have children. You kids, you have to charge a fee. I'm a single mom. Like I'm out here, making sure we're tuck talking them in for bad at the appropriate time, making sure they wake up, they drink their orange juice because you're right in the back.

I'm like, what about me? No, really? Because Craig goes to sleep. Okay, Craig goes to sleep. Am I supposed to wear this to? I'm supposed to suit supply and then he just props me up on FaceTime and they're just changing into outfits coming into the frame. I love when you go and Craig that was.

Austin, we can't. Austin? I know you're having fun right now. Austin, stop. And if I would say to Austin, yes, I love that. Crag will pop back in and be like, do you love this? What about this? Are you in love with this? Which one do you like better?

I will say they're going to look phenomenal at Bravo Con and I'm very proud of my work. I mean, you're a full celebrity consultant at this point. It's just like how I'm not on the payroll for showing down South is just like, I'm a professional babysitter. Like I, I mean, well, does this been an island for three weeks and I'm a single mom to butter?

No, you literally are. Actually, butter was a little naughty today and she's never naughty. What'd she do? I'm on a really bad sleep thing where I'm falling asleep at 3. In the morning? Yeah. Okay.

And waking up at 11. Yeah. I'm on that right now. I had like three or four days that I could sleep in and like, I'm in my anxious era where I can't go into my bedroom. I know exactly. I ordered a new bed at 2 a.m. Because I was like, it's my bed.

I was like, it's not every regret I've ever had in my life. It's my bed. Wait, I ordered a $1,700 bed. Wait, Hannah, I'm legitimately from next year. I'm gonna need a new mattress. A denector bed. How long till it gets delivered?

A couple days. Okay, I would love for you to give me a review after because I don't know what comes because I can't remember when I got right now. There's also a cheap Amazon that doesn't I have used that is if you like firm. I need firm. This Amazon it's so cheap and it's so good. I'll link it in the newsletter. No, actually do link it because I need it.

People don't talk about how important mattresses are. Well, they don't talk about mattress stores either. My thing is, you can't just shop online like you're at Zara on your phone, because obviously everything's expensive. Also, I want to fucking feel it. I don't trust your little like 6.2 firmness. That doesn't mean shit to me. That's a made up thing.

Should we go to sleep now, sleep whatever? We'd never leave. Sleep match. We'd go. We can't live here now. We're home. How we haven't done a collab with any mattress company ever, and it's just us living in the store.

Or at least a YouTube of us going to what are the sleep stores, Colts? I think they're just like drug fronts. Because I'm not getting in the city of Albany, where I grew up, well, I grew up outside of the city. If you go into the city, there's a mattress firm on every corner, and we have a high drug population, I feel like we're trafficking, we're Vermont, Albany,

that's it, we've got it on lock. So I just feel like there's too many mattress stores in the city of Albany and the world, really, to not be affiliated with a drug cartel. If you're not putting something under your mattress, you're not using it to the fullest. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Do you store things under your bed? No. What do you store in your bed? My hat. Mm-hmm. Oh, like under. Under, okay. Yeah, yeah. So, anyway, but it was really naughty.

She starts, I finally, you know how like you're tired at APM and you're like, this is gonna be easy night? Yeah, I'm gonna pass out. And then 10 o'clock rolls around and you're like, I'm going to bed, I'm gonna go to myself and bed. We organized everything. No, I know. So like you're getting bed and then you're like,

I'm very into New York Times Crossword puzzle. Then I got like onto something that's continuously. How are you doing the New York Times Crossword puzzle? Are you just doing it on a nap? I do not an app and I just do the Mondays of the easiest ones. You little word ol' girl? I was for a bit.

My mom's very into word ol' honestly, got too competitive and she was just kicking my ass. And I was like, it's not fun for me anymore. So now my mom's really got, she sends it to me. I'm gonna have a Lennore and Kim on a word ol' battle now. Wait, that would be so cute. Lennore and Kim word ol' every morning. Wait, that would be so cute. Linoleon came wordly every morning. Yeah, it's keep their minds going.

Apparently my Nana shared my mom's send each other wordles every morning. It's adorable. So, but it starts meowing at 6 a.m. And I fell asleep at midnight, which was early for me. So I was like, why is this happening? She never does this. Now, cats meows, there's different kinds of meows.

Okay. She speaks English to me. Yeah. Like you know what, when she's like- When she's like- When she's like- When she's like- When she's like- me owls, there's different kinds of me owls. Okay. She speaks English to me. Yeah. Like you know what? Yeah, when she's like, when she's like, when she's like, when she's like, when she's like, when she's like, when she's like, when she's like, when she's like, when she's like, when she's like, when she's like, when she's like, when she's like, when she's like, when she's like,

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real the night. So I get up and I feel her. And I'm like, okay, whatever you want, mama will spoil you. But like 6 a.m. And you're like, see Mom, she's just hungry, like if she's hungry, give it to her. This is how you be a mom. You look great on any size butter.

If you want food at 6am, here it is. You just like that. So then this bitch comes back. And she's like, and she just think, she'll put a pond in my face. Yeah, to make sure you're not dead. she's like, and she just think, her show put upon my face. Yeah, to make sure you're not dead. I'm like, what? It's like, what's up?

And I'm like, maybe she wants me to pet her. So I'm petting her and she's like, yeah, that's okay. I'm like, so I'm like, okay, I have like Gigglyswada 11 I am and you're now you're starting to fuck shit up for me. Yeah. So I looked at her.

You're like, there's no way I'm going to yoga tonight. I'm like, it's already good. It's like a few. I look, one wake shit up for me. Yeah. So I looked at her. No way I'm going to yoga tonight. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. It's like a little windy outside. I'm like, definitely can't go to yoga. I think yesterday. Yesterday my dad was here and I was like, oh, I had plans with a friend and I was like, oh, I have to cancel this.

He was like, why? And I was like, it's raining outside. And he was like, he was dumbfounded. He was like, oh, I had plans with a friend and I was like, oh, I have to cancel this. He was like, why? And I was like, it's raining outside. And he was like, he was dumbfounded. He was like, okay. I was like, did you not hear me? It's raining out. In New York, you could not even know that it's raining outside until you look at your phone.

For sure. I had to ask the temperature every morning. But if it's raining in New York City, don't contact me. No, I'm not. If it's like really hot, everyone's outside, which means I wear ballet flats. I can't go out in the rain. I would drown. Everyone was sending me your ballet photo. Because they're so cute. They are, they did look cute if I had the tiniest little chicken feet. So butters talking, she's like, man, so look at her. And I'm like, I'm gonna understand what you need right now.

And he said, babe, talk to me. It's us. It's us right now. It's us here. It's us. And I go, I'm gonna get up and you show me what you need. Okay. So I get up and you could tell she's like excited

and she's looking at me and she's like stretching a little. I'm like, okay, she's happy. I'm like, what do you need? What do you need? And she starts guiding at me and she's like stretching a little, I'm like, okay, she's happy. I'm like, what do you need? What do you need? And she starts guiding me to this closet in the beginning of the apartment. She wanted me to open the door of the closet. I opened the door of the closet and she just goes right in.

And I go, this is what you're fucking on it? Oh, she basically was like, I need to be up some time. My closet. And I guess the closet door is normally open. I don't know how this happened, but this bitch was like, thank you. I've been trying to get away from you. So can you shut that actually?

She was like, I was just hearing you breathing, was annoying the fuck out of me, and I just wanted to be put, she let me just go to the closet, and then she was not gonna hurt a peep from her. And I was like, when did I, my cat turned into a page, and she was like, I just want to be alone.

She's like, you know what's so funny right now? I'm feeling like I need a moment alone. And I'd love if I couldn't see her face. That's what I'm really looking for. So anyway, I communicate with Butter. Like, no, I am a cat. You're literally a cat and we're so close to getting you a cat. And the thing is, Craig supports it.

But he'd want the cat. Get a cat in Charleston. And you know, it's like, here's a mother. I, he supports getting an animal, but he knows, which let's be honest, he knows that like, whole have to do everything. And you guys travel so much.

So much, he wants like a big dog, I want a small dog so I can like, travel with it. Do you have a little white Chihuahua? But also like, it will stress me out so much bringing an animal on flights. Yeah, no, I don't want that for the animal. Yeah, because like I feel like that stresses them out. I'm going to be stressed like what if like she's just

freaks out and there's like people sitting next to me and like that will be too much. Yeah. Like honestly, I don't even think I can have kids because I don't want to bring them on a plane. Why aren't people asking Craig if he's going to move to New York? This is enough so much. No one ever asks him.

That is so insane to me. I mean, there are some people that will be like Tiffany New York-Paulard, who was like, you have to move to New York. It's not like you're asking him to move to something that like isn't where his places are. There would be places to be. And people were like, well, he's on to their charm. And I'm like, yeah, he's on to their charm. And I'm like, yeah, that's fine.

He has a house there. And I'm going to be honest, he has more of a social life in New York city than I do. He loves New York. He has me go out the other night and I was like, I don't mean you have friends. Where did you find your old? No, I know he has a full life in you.

I just think it's wild. I don't care about the logistics logistics that it's not been thrown around Like at all right, it's always you move to Charleston like New York's not the greatest city in the world You can get anything at any time you can go to Bodega literally at 4 a.m 1 a.m. I was like literally was like let me go to the bodega Speaking of eating, I ordered my Starbucks spinach feta wrap highly recommend. I'll put on the newsletter.

Oh, I have a new like Starbucks. Oh, what is it? I now get a cold brew with sweet cream. So I had my spinach feta wrap shut out. And I go to my friends podcasts. Actually, I'm going to shut it on the table. And I live. Here's the tip. I'm going to be on a job bill in my puke.

I got it. So it's my friend who I've seen a while. And I have so much fun. And I go back to my apartment. I look at the mirror. And I had a chunk of spinach in my teeth. And it was filmed. And you know what, no, it's not anything.

These people are not my friends. It was in the second one, like a chunk. It was the kind of thing that you definitely say something. Yeah, like you see it. You for sure say something and it's not embarrassing, but like I'm with a bunch of dudes. Either maybe they don't see details or like I just did a video pod and I'm thinking of all the things I said

Thinking I'm sorry to laugh her like you're my teeth are out to play. Yeah like you're smiling book teeth burners what they call me I'm out in these streets letting the teeth fly yeah, and I'm thinking of all these times that I thought I was like so smart Or so funny and so cool and I'm like we thinking it that they-5. Yeah. And I'm thinking of all these times that I thought I was like so smart or so funny and so cool. And I'm like, we're thinking at that they're like, this fucking bitch, with their fucking spinach, like this stupid bitch. I don't care how if you met the person two seconds ago, you tell them if they have something in their teeth.

Right. Because it was one of those things that like I didn't look in the mirror. Especially if we're gonna be on camera. Like if we're at Starbucks and the barista has something in their teeth, I'm probably not saying anything because I don't know that one. That's the day in the life. But like if we're at Starbucks and the barista has something in her teeth, I'm probably not saying anything because I don't know that one. That's the day in the life.

But like if we're about to film something and you're like, okay, I'm getting ready, you're like, you would say, you have something in your teeth. You have something in your teeth, which is totally normal. It happens to the best of us. Yeah. But that's what happens when you try to be healthy. And you spend a lot. She's got a black and blue on your eye.

Where, like here? No, on the eyelid. On the eye. Just, like, here? No, on the eyelid. On the eyelid. Just like one to, oh no, it's mascara. You go, did someone punch you in your whole? Because it looks like you have your whole eye is black for the last 45 minutes of this podcast. Did it smudge? It just was such a perfect, like, it looked like someone literally just pushed in on your eye.

It could have been better when she was crying me last night. Oh, I have something to. I think we're doing two episodes today. Women? Dating's weird, okay? Dating's weird. Dating is weird, okay? Dating is weird. People don't talk enough about how intuitive women are

compared to men, just like in everyday settings, like you walk into a room and you can feel, like one, I feel like women do this because we're always in survival mode. If like, okay, how do we get out of here? If someone tries to kidnap me, where am I going? So we're like, accessing. Or you're like, why?

Has no one tried to kidnap me? Why has no one? Yeah, we're always like assessing the vibe. Yeah, you know? What's the energy? What's the vibe? Yeah. So Craig and I went to this charity gala in Washington, D.C. last week.

Was that where the photo was from? Yes. Okay. And I wanted to take a photo. So we're walking out and all I see are men. And I'm like holding my phone and he says, like, OK, where do you want to do it? And I'm like, I want to do it right there.

And I'm just like standing, being like, which one of these men looks the most capable? And that's not. You look for the one who. That's a moment that you're just like, how do you get here? You just go, are any of you gay? Yeah. No.

I just shouldn't be even thought about being gay before. I'm like, which one is throwing my gay radar? And I'm like, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B. I love when I will post the photo. It's always blurry. And I go, when a straight man takes your photo. Brought the heavens opened up,

and I just feel this girl behind me and I turn and she goes, do you want me to take the picture? And I was like, oh my god, thank you. She goes, I felt it. She goes, I need to. She goes, I need to. She goes, I need to. She goes, I need to.

She goes, I need to. We've been at the Galover two hours and no one's told you what I'm so sorry. And I was just like, oh my god, because I said nothing. Like I literally was just standing there, like scanning. I know the face though. And you're like, a girl is trying to take a photo. Right, and she just came from nowhere

and was like, I'll do it. And I was just like, wow, we're so intuitive. She nailed it. She nailed it. She got the shot in four in four clips. So people lost their mind. And I think it was a, is it Queens by Bravo? Said something really funny,

because I was going through the comments. Yeah. And they were like, oh, we got Craig made the main feed. This is iconic. And people were like, like defending you guys. And she's like, it's a joke.

Like the same literal joke. But you wrote the internet with that photo. Did I? I think it's because you never post him first. Yeah. In the grid. And people just, this is the problem. Let's be honest, it was my boobs.

I posted that picture because my boobs have never looked better. She goes, okay, you think people like to cause of Craig? It's funny. I'm just saying why I posted that picture first because I was like, the boobs. Here we are. It's so funny as a straight girl.

I like never process girls boobs. You know in any middle school or high school, when everyone's like, oh, that girl's like so hot. And I'd be like, I mean, she's nice. She's pretty kind of, I don't know. She looks the same as all the other girls. And then the guy would be like, she has huge fucking tips. And then I didn't see that.

You don't notice them. I don't notice them. I think I notice them because I've always had smaller boobs. So I've always looked at girls with bigger boobs. Where you have a normal boobs size. That's how I feel about girls with skinny long fingers. I'm like, what's it like, Tevlo? She's just so daintyly talking about something. Where I'm just like, good.

No, that photo is really good. Except if I, because of my skating long fingers, if I give someone the finger, it's like, it's too much. It doesn't hit. It doesn't hit how you want it to. It's almost like, no, don't do that. I like automatically lose whatever fight.

Also, like, I'm not just like out here. I could floss myself. When's the last time you were just like, fuck you. I haven't, in New York, we leave the thumb out. Why am I like, I'm totally don't know how to do it. You leave the thumb out. That's how New Yorkers do it. You leave the thumb out, you go.

I don't flip enough people off. I haven't flipped a person off in years. Yeah. Literally years. I don't know if I really, no, I feel like maybe driving at some point, I've done it. Speaking of things in photos, I've been getting attacked about my knees recently.

How niche? I know, and people like to comment on knees, and I'm like, it's a fucking knee. What about your knees? What about your knees? Someone told me my knees look like Voldemort. They nailed it, Cause they do. But like people were like, oh, there's a face in her knees or whatever, but I'm like,

isn't that normal that the place where my knee needs to bend, the skin will not look like my body needs to be. But again, I post these fucking stairs clips about the joke. Okay, I'm not positioning my knee in a type of way. I'm not facing to my body and I'm not changing my fucking outfit. Cause you know what, I'm bloated and I in a type of way. I'm not facing to my body, and I'm not changing my fucking outfit, because you know what, I'm bloated, and I probably put it on for a reason. We'd love if you blurred your knees a little bit. But also, I posted a scene of clip where I wore this.

Someone was like, it looks like that fast. You went to a strip shop and just threw it all together. I got that's exactly what I did. That's what I was going for. And the girls like a panic. And the girls don't, don't. And it was the same color palette. It was gray, was going for. And the girls like a kid. And the girls don't don't. And it was the same color palette. It was gray, gray, gray.

Did you hate the outfit? No. No. I didn't. I'm French and with base on trust. And you just have full, you lied. You lied to my face. I didn't hate the outfit.

I actually love. How could you, how could I have made it better? I love when you wear a vest. You can use sandwich compliment or sandwich criticism right now. Complement criticism compliment. I love when you I love who you are as a person. Okay I love the light that you bring to the world. I love to have energy. I love the concept. I have an unfunny story. concept. I have a non-funny story. How would I have made it better? I would have either kept the skirt and done like a black top or I would have kept the vest and done like a black jean. Yes. Which I've done before. You have to understand I'm going all these cities. I don't

want to wear the same outfit. I know. And like I like mixing patterns and I know you do. You like being funky. Look, those people don't get your style, and that's fine. It's your personal style. Don't listen to those people. They probably don't even, they probably, I don't know what they don't do, but they don't do something. They don't do it.

They don't do it the way you do it. And they're happy that they don't do it. I'm like, what story are you gonna say? You make people feel better because they're like I dress better than a famous girl And that's a service you bring to us because first of all it's relatable So I'm standing on the street the other day and these two girls are why you on the street? How did you get the puppy? I was trying to go to yoga. I was just gonna, I'm standing on the street

and I'm waiting for my Uber and they see these two Gen Z girlies walking toward me and they would have stuffed me in a locker. They were tall, skinny, sweat-cared, so cool. They're walking toward me. I'm actually on the phone like waiting for my Uber and I just like turned and I was like, you guys look so good.

Silence, dead air. And I was just like, oh my god. I'm so awkward. I said it again. I'm like, you're like, they must, I'm like, they must have been a win. Yeah, I must have been. I said, you look so good.

I'm like, man. And the girl like kind of like, she's like, oh, thanks. So do you. I did not look good. Okay, I know for a fact that I did not. You guys were in a blazer that did not match a skirt. I was literally in sweats.

I was going to like a beauty appointment. I looked disgusting. And they were like, heels. And then I realized, were they in Halloween costume? Ha, ha, ha, ha. I was like, wait, were they dressing up? Was that cosplay as a 90s person? But I thought it was a real outfit.

They were actually 42-year-old moms. And I was like, maybe they thought I was making fun of them. I went through a whole spiral in my head. That is the worst. Yeah, that was like me and Soho when I, yeah, I was like, I was just trying to be nice. And then I was like, this is why I don't freaking talk to people.

This is why I'm mean. No, literally. I'm like, and this is why I am a bitch because I try to use something nice. And the universe just spat in your face. Um, again, speaking about knees. I was watching Dancing with the Stars. I watched it for three minutes and it was like one girl was like crying about something and I was like, I just want to see them dance but I was thinking how like there's that pipeline that like eventually in your career. You go on dance, you go on dance.

If you're an entertainment and then I was... It is kind of, there is like a line. I feel like... It's a kind of an event. Yeah, where it's like oh but I've been on dance with the stars. Like Vinnie, what's on dance with the stars? Yeah, yeah, does the dance with the stars in Ireland.. Like, Vinnie, what's on Dance With The Stars? Yep, yep, yep. Does the Dancing With The Stars in Ireland, please guys. Google it, please.

People don't talk enough about Dance With The Stars. People don't talk to Dance With The Stars. Does the Dancing With The Stars? You can't bring it, don't bring it up though to him, because he's, he could never. He did get, he got voted off. In a way that was controversial. Like they had to change the rules because of it.

I mean, because he shouldn't have been voted off. If that's not the Bishop household. And then they change the rules because of it. I mean, because he shouldn't have been voted off. If that's not the Bishop household. And then they changed the rules. He changed the game. He changed the game, but he said it was like the best time of his life. He loves it. Yep.

So I was like thinking about dancing with the stars and how like, I can't touch my toes. Yeah. The one thing they do is like, as the girls, they like, fling your legs around. Dancing with the stars has a real missed opportunity with not having us on competing against each other. Just wait, we're on a side stage. Just me and you dance battling it. Our partners are literally signing resignation letters. They're like, we'll never dance again. With these two.

You can think about us in a rehearsal. Like genuinely, think about us in a rehearsal and then being like, okay, we're gonna do this for the next three hours. We're not, probably. If you could send us an email about it, we'll try and practice at home. But we're certainly not coming to a rehearsal. We're laying on the floor. I could literally be like, okay, then your legs are gonna go into my arm and I was like, my leg is not going anywhere.

I'm like, do you want me to dislocate my fucking hip? Also, who are these girls walking around that are just like doing splits? I was never Flexible. Yeah, I mean, you know, but like you don't just One day do a split start doing split like I'd have to stretch for 10 months before going on dancing with the stars. Or then it's like, am I the man one? Like, do I make him do the splits? And I can't shun, I just, honestly, that's what I would do. Let's be honest, man, they're guiding, they're leading.

No. I do that my sleep. I boss people around it all day. I don't know. I wouldn't, I would do dancing with the stars just to say like, I did dancing with the stars, but I know I'm voted out first or second. I think I'm doing hip-hop yoga. So that way one day. And then when you get, is that not fair? The men's one have to be flexible. No. And the

girls have to be so fucking bendy. And they have to do it in heels. And in heels. Yeah. I mean, I would like to do hip-hop, just like shake my ass for like 20 minutes. Maybe they'll do like special guest appearances and you can go on, do one dance and then you can be done. Wait, this is so graphic, but Hannah and I had one of the funniest thing situations happened to us ever. Hannah's got a work event. She sends me a picture. She sends me a picture. She sends me a picture of her and some guy.

And I'm recognizing the guy, but I'm like, how the fuck do I know this guy? Hannah texts me and she goes, this guy says he knows you. So I'm staring at the picture, staring at the picture and then I go, I had sex with his brother. I'm the guy in front of everyone. I'd been like, yeah, she knew my brother. She's a really nice girl.

And he kept looking at me and I was texting. I think he knew that I was getting the tea. Because I kept kind of smirking. And he was like, I know that face, but I don't know that face. You know, and then I was like, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I've been to his house before. So are you dyeing your hair red, all? You know me and my fads, and I'm no longer getting veneers.

No longer dying my hair, red. I'm not getting a boob job. I am back on my Barbie bow talk shit though. I think I am gonna get that. I wanted to get the mass of tier ones. Okay, but I keep seeing on TikTok. People saying they can't smile? Yes.

Yeah, I so I think- I either get girls being like, it's the best decision I ever made or I get girls being like, it's the best decision I ever made, or I get girls being like, this is your sign to not get it. This is why the internet's so difficult. So I posted on my story, because I said I want to see what the girl is saying.

Yeah. Because I want to go to dermatologists that's good and recommended. These messages were so different. Yeah. Some girl goes, just want to tell you, change my life,

greatest thing ever, have fun. Yeah. Next girl. It ruined my life. It can't smile. Next girl. Go to this doctor. She's the best. Next girl. If you don't go to this doctor, you'll die.

You'll die. So I got more confused than ever. It's so confusing. It's so fucking confusing. I genuinely think. I genuinely think you should go to my dermatologist because my number one favorite thing about him is the first time I ever went to him.

He said, I said, okay, I wanna get Botox, and he said, I will not give you Botox right now. You do not need it. Next time you feel like it, come in, and I'll tell you if you can get it or not. Wait, I appreciate it that. The day that he's like, you need Botox. I'll cry.

I'll cry. I think he's getting the needle ready. I think you were just being so honest. But I know, I appreciate that because, yes, I feel like there are people that are just like, oh, they want to do it. Or like, oh, yeah, you're going to pay for this. Like, fuck yeah, we'll do it. Like, in the sun.

And not all Botox injectors are created equal. Right. And like, I feel like a lot of people do say, like, oh, you should go to a plastic surgeon. You should go to a doctor. I genuinely think you should go to a dermatologist. Or go to a nurse that's doing it every single day. Like the doctors aren't doing it every single day. They're making their nurses do it.

Also, if I don't smile, like no one obviously spends in my teeth. But I feel the same way. Like TikTok is really fucking me up with a is a good is a bad. Yeah, I think we've learned. Like TikTok is really fucking me up with a, is it good as a bad? Yeah, I think we've learned that the internet is wild and everyone has different opinions

and projects their own experiences onto you. Wow, okay. I feel like Briny Brown said that. Yes, she did. Um, I, because I've been home, I've been watching TV. Have you? Like I have shit to tell you guys?

Oh, I meant to say the show I was talking about last week lessons in chemistry. I said it was based on a true story It's not it's based on a book, but in my head. That's the same thing If it was great on paper, it's the Bible right it's say it forget it, you know That's how I That's what he said boys notes also we do have a lot of false information on this part, but we will the following episode. Correct it. Correct it. If it comes across our desk, it doesn't matter.

If we miss the DM, it's not happening. We're learning and realizing things. OK, first up, Amazon Prime, I clicked on the Kelsey doc. OK. It's about his brother, but he's in it a lot. OK. I only watched the first 10 minutes. His he's in it a lot. Okay. I only watched the first 10 minutes. His brother's adorable, like a big bear.

How? Does it say how old they are? Like how old? I think they're in their 30s. Yeah. But it was pretty slow. Okay. Um, and I forget why I turned it off, but.

Do you think like the other good looking football players are jealous of Travis Kelsey? Like do you think Jimmy Garoppolo is somewhere being like, I could have been dating like the most famous woman ever and like gotten all this clapped. Like do you think there's jealousy happening in the NFL world and like we don't hear about it because it's guys? Great question.

I think there's two types of players. One that like generally just gives a fuck about football. It does not want to be distracted. Yeah. They the whole rest their life to be in relationships. And they really just, they play better when they're focused. Yeah. And then there's guys who do like the clout, they like the attention. Yeah. Like, Oh, dobeckum, who is with, he likes the drama. He likes that stuff more. So I think some of the guys really are like, I don't want the paparazzi. Right. I don't want any of that shit. Right. So I do think it just depends on the guy. But during football season, the wives always say, it's all about football. I barely even see them. So the fact that Travis is having this relationship with her right now is wild.

But that's what makes me think if I ever did marry or ever did have to date a professional athlete, my personality would be able to do it. Oh, for sure. Because I ever did marry, or ever did have to like date a professional athlete, my personality would be able to do it. Oh, for sure. Because I'd be like, yeah, go. Yes, no, it's great. Because you're like, you're playing your little games? Yeah, play your games.

Play your games. Let me know what happens. Let me know how it turns out. Don't tell me how it turns out. It's just, I prefer the games that don't involve concussions. Yeah. Okay. This is kind of fucked up Netflix devil on trial Okay, this man Clams that when he was 11 he What's a call to when the devil goes inside you and exercise?

Yeah, he was he took a Possessed if you man's mind does one more time An exorcism? Yeah, he was, he took over possessed. If you mans my daughter's one more time. He was possessed by the devil. And it's really actually really good, devil and trial. Because they have audio. They found these people that do exorcisms. Is it real?

Well, part of you is like, do you believe it? I said, googling, I was like, how does one go? Because I was like, I feel like this is, I'd be like, God dammit. Yeah. Because I think it's happening. They gave me a secity, went into a house and like felt like cold air. And next thing you know,

it started hearing voices. So I can tell you, I'm honest. And there's like steps to like where it eventually takes over your body. But my thing with the devil is like, they always say that the devil is like always like curses and they'll be like, you fucking fat bitch. Like he was like calling his mom that.

And I'm like, I don't feel like the devil would be that funny. I genuinely don't feel like the devil has like us are castings and the killer. Yeah, they give the devil like this like, fuck you bitch. Like, I don't think the devil is more serious than that Yeah, like the devil besides our bodies are pussy like that's like like But then you're like okay this guy fully this is the devil But then the dad apparently the dad didn't believe it and the guy the guy that kid was having one of his like devil freak out

Yeah, I'm just slapped him. I was like stop it. I could just stop. So he was like, I don't think. If I had a nickel in my household growing up, like your mom's like, you could have made that doggy manner. I think she's my doggy mom. I think she's my doggy mom. She's missing curfew. She's sneaking out.

My dog goes, let me talk to the devil. Yeah, let me all take care of it. Give me three minutes with a devil, okay? So anyway, it's very interesting, but then the brother, apparently, the devil gets stuck in the brother. Yeah. And then the brother murders. So just a classic.

Your classic hometown story. Just. So anyway, I had to recommend. Okay. Then this one I didn't watch, because I was too emotional. It's called Wildcat on Amazon. Okay. We're a war veteran.

Mm-hmm. Was going through a really bad time. And then he met a little, like, tiger. Mm-hmm. And then he, him the tiger will come best friends. How do you know, Alveda, we didn't want to. You just watched the preview. I watched the preview and I was like,

I will cry during the whole thing. And Butter was like, we don't want to go through this right now. So like, if you want like a feel good thing, also then I'd like have to buy a little tiger, which I think is illegal. Yeah. This is kind of intense. Okay.

And I think that you should watch it. On Netflix, have you seen big things? I've seen the commercial, I haven't watched it. I watched the whole thing. It was really, really, really good. About jewel, right? Yes. Like the company. Yeah, it's about how these two guys at Stanford basically are smokers and want to come up with something that helped people get off. Get off smoking.

But then is it like how they really were marketing it to kids? Well, it shows that like it took forever for this to become a company. They really, they designed it like an iPhone, like, sleep, and they were willing to design. And like, it seemed okay, but whenever you're dealing with nicotine, like, it's not fully healthy. It's one of the worst drugs ever. But they were saying how like,

it's so much better than cigarettes, because it's the burning that's bad for your lungs, but then like, basically basically the science is weird. And then big tobaccos getting involved, but then they get this marketing launch thing and they get this guy who's just really good at doing lifestyle stuff and all the kids are doing it. And then the parents are like, you have to stop,

you have to do something, because the kids are dying. And then they're saying the kids aren't dying from jewel, they're dying from something else. And it's very gray area. But then, and then there's adults being like, jewel save my life, because it was the only thing that got me stopped smoking.

I don't know how people are doing it, like being parents in the stage. And the teachers have no idea. Which is not so old of us to say, but like the thought of having a daughter and her having like an Instagram account and just like comparing herself or like, yeah, like going out and someone has a jewel

and now all of a sudden your 13 year old is like hooked on it because she puffed it four times. Like I don't know how the moms are doing it. I know that we had my space and we had Facebook but like that stuff is deleted. But we still grew up where if something bad happened at school or something was traumatic and you went home, that was it, you were done with it,

you could decompress. Yes, the cyber bullying. Yeah, kids don't have that. It's a 24-hour event. But also imagine your videos when you were 12, like being on TikTok. No, we live in the air. Yeah, would you leave videos on their Facebook?

Yes, me and my friends in college would like- Stephanie sends me mine all the time. She still gets nervous. She's like, what, oh. What do I like about this? No, me and my friend would just be insane. Like, what's that been? Yeah, like, oh my god.

Stuff that, it's crazy. Anyway, um, so big shots. Do you remember web shots? Is that only fans? No, it was like, you would so big shots. Do you remember web shots? Is that only fans? No, it was like, you would like post albums. It was like before Facebook. And you would like post albums and people, it was, it was Chris.

That was for women in STEM. Okay, then we have Get Gaudi. I watched the preview too. I think I'm gonna watch that tonight. I, it was, there are so many good quotes in it. And I wish I wrote them down, but it's like these mobs is like home-wise guys. How no one's done a reboot of growing up gaudy is beyond me because it shaped my entire

existence, I would say. It was where I realized I loved Italian men. I was like, what is, why is his hair like that? And then I was like, do I love blowouts? I think I love that. They would say the craziest stuff. I went want to get a pizza next thing you know, I killed them. I could just crazy, like the craziest quote.

No, it sounds like New York City in the 80s was when we should have been like, lived, but we didn't. It was, and the girls were like, yeah, we were just wearing all these minks. I know there were a lot of drugs and people would die, but like we were the cool kids in New York. What is it with Italians and fur coats? She just was like, look, I was wearing my fur coats and people wanted to be me.

The amount of vintage fur coats that I have from my grandma with her initials on me inside. I'm just like, what a fucking gangster. Are you kidding me? So, there's most of it turns out to be just talking about bugging. Like every time is a different way that they're trying to bug like a different club where they're based and stuff like that. Give the Instagram girlies who think their boyfriends are cheating on them for minutes. No, for many. Yeah, guys, like we can't figure out what he's talking about. I'm like, just get one woman. Are you

gonna sense it from outside the apartment. There's 50s realized that Travis Kelsey's home screen was Taylor Swift from three quarters of a picture and a piece of hair. Is it really? Yeah, they were like, she's her home screen. I'd recognize those bangs anywhere. I mean, we've, we, yeah, it's like two.

It's like two more. It's like two more. Anyway, then there's pain hustlers. Okay. That's a scripted thing. Is that with Emily Blunt? Yeah, and I just have a note. Okay.

It's about this woman who's like really poor and she like what comes to salesmen or something. For like pharmaceutical drugs, yeah. This is my thing. If you're supposed to play a woman who's like going through a hard time, how do you have a full face of Botox and fillers? To some extent, I have a full face. Like, she looks great.

She looks great. I don't know if she's a full face. I think she does. But like, some of these actresses, it's hard to play someone who looks. Maybe she got it, like, she didn't do it for six months, but you still look like someone who's been getting the greatest facial in Hollywood.

Yeah, and you're supposed to be. All she did was not brush her hair, and I'm like, this woman does not look like the character. Right. You have everything is perfect on your face. Not just like a girl next door beautiful. This took like L.A. beautiful. You look Hollywood gorgeous, and you're supposed to be playing someone who's poor and lives in West Virginia, like is addicted to drugs.

It was like when Lady Gaga played her role in shallow where like she couldn't move her face. Definitely not the name in the movie. What's the name in the movie? Star Wars 4. Can I tell you not really unpopular opinion? I fucking hated that movie. Oh yeah, okay. Everyone loved it.

I was like the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. And then everyone was like, can you leave me dies at the end? I was like, yeah, I could. I could have told you that in the fucking beginning. What are you talking about? It's just devastating. I was like, was it though? Was it? You wait, lady guy's good singer. Okay, finally, McGregor forever. I love an Irishman. What do you do? Irishmen are a fucking wild.

We love the fighting industry. They love to fight. Yeah. He's like, look, I'm not going to do an Irish act, but all I could do is fucking fight. All I wanted to do was fucking fight. I don't know shit, but I know about fighting. And he's like, all the Irish people are upset right now. But like, this little wild man. Yeah.

I mean, he came from nothing and obviously he's problematic in a lot of ways. And I actually had to close my eyes during most of it because I like, I can't deal with the spray-naked all the breaking bones. He broke a little brighter eye acknowledge is the fury family. Like that's, those are my fighters. The only fighter acknowledge is Sylvester Sula. Honestly, same. So have you watched anything?

I, okay, I made my parents came for literally one night and I was like, oh my god, you have to watch Lessons in Chemistry. My dad stayed up till 4 a.m. watching all of the episodes and was so mad at me the next morning. He was like, it was so good. I couldn't stop watching. New episodes come out on Fridays. Are you sponsored by this week?

No, I just love it. I love the show Sofaking Match. Honestly, I'm so deep into suits. Oh, I'm so, how's it going? I'm so, how's it going? How's it going? She's, she's good. I'm on season eight, so she's like not really in it,

but I realized that if I was smart or... Like, if I didn't have the job that I have where I talk to you every week, and just sounds great, but... Burn bridges. Burn bridges. I would wanna be a lawyer. Like, I just think being a lawyer in New York City,

I've just been watching too many suits. I feel like you would show up in the best fits where the judge would be like, I don't even know her argument, but she looks like she knows what's going on. I just think it's the best show out here. I trust her taste. You just go, do you trust my taste?

I think he's lying. Do you see what you put with those pants? She's so much as bad. You're gonna trust him? I don't think so. 2020, either. You're gonna trust this man? No. I think so. 2020, either. You're gonna trust this man? No.

I just think I would have been a great lawyer had I had more reading comprehension. Really? Yeah, isn't that lawyer reading just all reading? All reading comprehension. And like highlighting stuff. Yeah. I could have been like Barbie lawyer,

but I just, and your brother's a lawyer, right? My brother's a lawyer, but I just like the show puts it like, they're just playing such mind games, and I love that shit. What if you go, like, I'm just, I'm the face of it.

You guys do the work, I'll be the face, you give me the top line. Yeah, I want a firm, and I want my last name to go first, but like I don't wanna do anything. To Soul Bowl and Burner. 1-800. Tuck shit, get hit.

That would be our slogan. Talk shit, get hit. The law firm of Disorbo and Berner. You know what's so funny? When I went to the university of Wisconsin, my friend's dad was a famous lawyer in Milwaukee. And I didn't know what that meant. But then I turned on the TV. He's every commercial.

So like, I could see you on all the commercials. Like, you're just a star in every commercial. You know Craig had one for a little and girls didn't running. Get run over. And honestly, it's probably what a golf court gets. What will probably make me marry that man? Because that was, I was like, that's great, Mark.

And I, that's amazing. He was like, I'm going to be on a? Because that was, I was like, that's great Mark and I. That's amazing. He was like, I'm gonna be on a billboard. Wait, I'm obsessed with that. Anyway guys, thank you for getting with us. Giggling, sound like giggling. Subscribe to our newsletter. We're obsessed with it right now.

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