Giggly Squad - Giggling about fighting an uber driver, spongebob, and no notes

Episode Date: August 2, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm wearing a headband today. You were at first aid school vibes. Yeah. I thought it was going to look different, but then... Whatever. I don't have the confidence to not have a part in my hair. Because I need to cover part of my face, because I don't fully love who I am.
Starting point is 00:00:30 Do you not like your ears? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I wasn't gonna say it, but yes. Someone said I have elf ears when I was little, because my ears used to be big, but then I grew into them. But they do point out a little. But like how cool that your ancestors are responsible for Christmas?
Starting point is 00:00:54 Christmas? Okay. Elves? Oh! I'm so excited to be here. And we have so much to say. Yeah. Hannah's wearing sunglasses because she was away for the weekend and the comedy festival presented her with an award. What was the award for? What's on the plan? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:01:16 No, it was Friday's top 10 comics to watch and people were like, we've been watching you. You don't stop posting, but it was the heaviest glass award. No comic work is out. We all were like, did you get it right then there? Or were they like, we'll mail it to you? Actually, this was so unbranded for me. There was a cocktail party. No one told me I was getting a physical and award. So obviously, I was napping. And they called my manager, and was like, where's Hannah? She has to receive her award. And she's napping. Because I lost my voice at that point. I was beyond myself. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:46 So I quickly threw on some mascara, went down, received the award, and I think joined sunglasses during the con. And that's just a natural evolution. Yeah. How was your weekend? I'm not even weekend. You were there for like six days.
Starting point is 00:02:00 I have some updates. OK. You can speak French. I can speak French. I can speak French. You're gonna... I cried during a panel. I'm sorry. A comedy panel. I can't.
Starting point is 00:02:13 So like, only you would make it a mental health moment. And I'm not a cryer. Guys, we've been giggling for how long I never cried once on this podcast. No, we've never cried. We don't... We're not cryers. Are people going on podcasts and crying? I think sometimes people do.
Starting point is 00:02:26 But like some girlies, it's like, Ozzy, I should cry more. Yeah. So I get on this panel and everyone's hilarious. It's like the funniest people. I've seen three men crying the past three days. I'm ready to vomit. Like in my presence.
Starting point is 00:02:38 No, I hate crying. Yeah. So they're asking like how we start comedy and you know, all this stuff. And I'm good, I'm laughing. Yeah. And then she's like how did you find your comedy voice? And I the hardest part was I didn't see it coming I just start saying like you know when I was little I was very creative and outgoing and silly And then I had athletic prowess obviously. Well, is that word athletic prowess kind of like handle Jenner? Oh my god I heard like you had modeling prowess. I
Starting point is 00:03:04 Don't even know really what that means. Don't make Chris's prowess a word. Yes. Man's planning to be a little crisp. Spell it. Spell it. I would like to know if there's a silent Ellen there. Prolicess?
Starting point is 00:03:17 Yeah. I said silent. I bet my life there's not an Ellen prowess. I would just like to know if there's any silent letters in it. What is the origin of the word? Okay, so spoiler. Okay. There are no Ls.
Starting point is 00:03:33 No Ls, okay. How do you spell it? P-R-O-O-W-E-S-S. See, you're out smarting yourself, you went to. I went to Harvard. It was right there. You went to Harvard. Someone just asked if we wanted to collab with Harvard. With Harvard?
Starting point is 00:03:48 Who just asked me if I wanted to collab with Harvard? Giggly squad times Harvard. And I started laughing hysterically. I can't remember. That's how I'm like, this is dumb. I don't know. She's like, I'm going to send you an email and you're like, I can't read, but thank you.
Starting point is 00:03:59 I will just. I'll forward it to someone. I'll forward it. So they asked, I started talking about my athletic prowess and I went to tennis and how I'd suppress a lot of silly motions and be like a serious tennis player for so long. And then I go and then that dream died. And I don't know the moment. You think me versus the tears?
Starting point is 00:04:17 And I started. Like, it wasn't just like, like, water in the eye. I started to... I was like, you couldn't breathe. And everyone's just going, oh. And I'm like, no, no, it's okay. But sitting there and realizing like, yeah, that for the first time ever, I was like doing well. Like a full circle moment.
Starting point is 00:04:34 It was that full circle moment. And I was like, and now I had a lot of performance excited with tennis. And now when I go on the stage, I feel this weird calmness. And I'm crying. And then I look in the crowd and people are crying. And then I look at my agent because I'm like, did I?
Starting point is 00:04:48 Is my career done? Yeah. I'm like, this is so bad for comedy. And he looks at me and he gives me a little thumbs up. And then I start milking it. Then I'm like, no. Then I'm like, I'm an actress. So then all the comics are like, well, how are we
Starting point is 00:04:59 going to fucking go after that? It was pretty embarrassing. Wait, you're literally Sandra Bullock, you're a miscongeniality. I leaned in, because it's all industry in there. Right. When I was like, you're like, and I also, I feel like I could act if there's any other agents here. Anyone needs a more dramatic role of a girl
Starting point is 00:05:16 who had a hard childhood, because she couldn't be a tennis player. Right. So then they asked a question, like, do you ever talk to your parents in your sets? So it was coming back to me, and I'm like, who am I this next time? So then I go a question, like, do you ever talk to your parents in your sets? So it was coming back to me. And I'm like, who am I this next time? So then I go, my dad, and everyone starts laughing. And I was just kidding.
Starting point is 00:05:30 My dad actually, he's my best friend, whatever. So I cried at a panel, and then I did have an awkward celebrity interaction with who? JVN, Jonathan Van Ness, from Queer Eye, who I love. Do you use his hair stuff? I want to get the new hair mask thing. Okay, I only use like one of his products,
Starting point is 00:05:48 but they smell so fucking good. I trust him with my life. Oh my God, yeah. I trust him. So I was on a TikTok panel with him. You know, I love talking about TikTok. So I get there. It really is like having a crush
Starting point is 00:05:59 when there's like a famous person in the room. Yeah. Because you're like, do I look at them? Do I talk to them? Do I say something? So finally, someone was like, how do I introduce you to Jonathan? And I go, I- Wait, I like your voice like this.
Starting point is 00:06:12 No, it's like really good. You can't shut up. No, it's so good. So it was me and voice rest. You sound like a coal miner. You sound like, I don't know. I don't know why this is coming to my head, but like someone in a 90s movie.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Oh my God, yeah. Like a 90s high school movie. I just smoked weed. Yeah. And then like guys, let's skip mad. I think you're so stupid, get in like my car. We're like driving home. We're like shopping.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Yeah. So, oh my God, I'm so interesting right now. I sound so much more interesting. So I look at him and I'm like, you just shine on the screen. Like you really bring so much joy to people. Like I'm such a, I really do love that man. He's such a big fan and he goes,
Starting point is 00:06:52 I'm a big fan of you as well. And I go, wait, what? You are? And he looks at me and he goes, I'm sorry, I just said that. I'm sorry, I said that. I just was feeling in the moment. Cause I think he expects me to be like, thanks, but instead I was like, wait, said that. No! I think it was, I'm sorry, I said that. I just was feeling in the moment. Because I think it expects me to be like, thanks.
Starting point is 00:07:07 But instead I was like, wait, you know what, we am? And I started laughing and I'm like, what if I test to do on things I've done? And he's like, I'm sorry. And then I'm so embarrassed, because this man literally was like, I love you just kidding, I have no fucking clue who you are. Wait, I'm gonna start doing that. How embarrassing.
Starting point is 00:07:21 That's so hilarious and amazing. And he was so nice the first of the time, but I was like, he straight up was, just go with it, Jonathan, just say yes. But now I feel like he will be a fan of you. He followed me. He'll always remember, like, immediately I was like, I have to tell the kicklers.
Starting point is 00:07:34 He's so embarrassing. So good. Because we really were having a great moment. And then he was like, actually, no, I don't know who you are. Oh my God. So how many shows did you do, like, altogether? The only times did you do the crowd. The crowdwork show with Marlon Wayans,
Starting point is 00:07:47 which was really fun. I think we're friends, I think. We did Giggler's Wed Show, which was fucking insane. Giggler's show was great. Everyone was saying they've never seen, like, a more fun crowd. Really? Yeah, because other shows are like, sometimes just like,
Starting point is 00:08:01 Montreal people go in and test out some comedy. Yeah. Where this was like the gigler show. No, the giglers were so great. I did see this one. This one girl. I forget where she commented it on either like Instagram or TikTok. I forgot that the one guy we brought up on stage, you changed his name every time like
Starting point is 00:08:19 we spoke to him. Oh, please. Yeah. His name was Patrick. So I was like Patricia, Patrick. Patrick. It was just so I was like Patricia Patrick Patrick it was just like I forgot that moment Like whenever we do a giggly squad show and then I see like the girl is like commenting stuff about it after It's like I don't know you're with your real girlfriends and you like remember something
Starting point is 00:08:40 It's like last night wasn't that crazy? Remember one page spoken of Scottish accent on I Yes, nice, like, doesn't that crazy? Remember when Paige spoke in a Scottish accent all night? Yeah. And then we brought Dez on stage, which was a surprise. He never goes on stage. Yeah, I feel like he didn't want to and you were like, you're coming on.
Starting point is 00:08:55 He gave me a little opening and I was like, just come on stage. No, it was good. He took right over. He was so good at admin. Oh my God. I literally left the room. I walked back in.
Starting point is 00:09:06 I'm like, what do you possibly talk about? And she's like the admin of how to get to the airport what's the best time? Where are you going? Because he's like the only adult. We're in the green room before. I'm asking Desi, what time I should leave them? Who tells you get to the airport?
Starting point is 00:09:17 I don't know. I don't know. I'm the appropriate time because I was like, where's my dad? He's home. Desi is the next best thing. Desi tells me at the perfect time. He loves it. Loves it. He's like, well, you know, wait, let me ask you
Starting point is 00:09:30 whether I'm going to see how far we are away. But at that time, like, you know, like you went through all the necessary things. But then after, so then we do the show. Wait, you're going to see what I'm doing. And then she blocked out. Wait, what was I just saying? You're talking about jazz and your conversations with him and the airport and if you want to be there and him going to stop getting high.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Oh, I remember. After the show, we go back to the hotel lobby and we're like drinking and everything and we're looking for Daz. I looked at the corner after me and I just see Daz having like the most intense conversation with some man and I look over and it was our accountant. And I was like, only Daz would find the more adult adult in the room and be like, this is where I'm sitting tonight. This is who I'm speaking to. And it was so awesome.
Starting point is 00:10:28 It's actually really cute. He said that he was like that kid when he was younger, who always wanted to be friends with the adults. Like when they're playing soccer, all the kids would be like throwing juice boxes at each other and he'd be like, with a coach. So trying to make a laugh and stuff.
Starting point is 00:10:41 And it's so cute. But I'm like, no, it's so cute. I can't see it with these glasses on. I'm taking them off. But I had a great time in Montreal. I'm very excited when for when we go to Toronto. Yeah, but I mean, it's so beautiful. Where? Where the Canada girl is. We really are. I love maple syrup. I'm so into it. I will say, Desh told me the right time to go to the airport, and I did not wake up for my alarm, so I actually left 15 minutes after, does suggested,
Starting point is 00:11:11 and I did almost actually get fucked. If I didn't have global entry, I would have been fucked. Well, you literally came to the festival. For Shadee, I don't think you even knew it was a festival. I had a voice, don't you, and be like, by the way, this is like a big comedy festival. And you got there, immediately got glam, performed, and then we't you be like by the way, it's like a big comedy festival and you got there Immediately got glam Performed and then we're out and everyone was like where's page? Yeah, and I'm like she's busy
Starting point is 00:11:30 I left in my flight was that like 6 a.m. Yeah, I was gone. It's you're like jet setting I was jet setting where I was just you know sucking dick and now my throat sounds like this. That was too much I was to say that okay I feel like I have a lot of random things that I like, you know, what I've been doing like recently? What? I've been writing things in the Giggly squad note and I'm like, I can't wait to tell that to Hannah. A week will go by and I'll read it. And I'll be like, what was that?
Starting point is 00:11:56 You're like squirrel monkey. What was the point? Yeah, like, what was the thing? There will be things in our notes that'll be there for months that, like, I don't want to delete because I don't know who thought it and if there's something behind it I have something crazy that happened to me I got in a fight with a new bird driver and it's so not me so off brand so off brand I haven't fought with a man like this since reality TV. Give me everything give me the context. Okay, so I got my Teeth cleaned shout out 60-park dentists. Dentist, right?
Starting point is 00:12:26 Lexington, 60-park dental. Shout out to all the dentists. We love dentists. My mom wanted everyone I've ever dated to become a dentist. That's a weird quote about it. That's a weird fact. Your mom was like, we can create a success for her. And high school, you know what you want to do? And they'd be like, no, I don't know, I'm 17. She goes, you should be a dentist.
Starting point is 00:12:48 These dentists, they say a lot of dentists are at depressed because they're just like, oh, see that. Is what people hate the most. See, I like going, but I'm sick. Yeah, well, you like squeezing pimples and all that stuff. Yeah. And I'm in Midtown, and if, you know, Midtown, some of the avenues, like the walking streets are very wide.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Yeah. So I called in Uber and the Uber was across the street. And I had to wait. So I'm across the street. So I'm waiting, obviously, like, oh my god, I'm waiting and the car's right there. So I finally get across the street. I look at it, it said T10. So I see the car, it says T10, and it's this big white van,
Starting point is 00:13:25 and it says automatic open, automatic door. Like a mini van, type door. Yes, and it says automatic door. So I press it and it starts opening up, and the guy is in the immediately like turning around, and I'm just like, hi, and he goes, what the fuck are you doing? And I was like, oh my God, I'm sorry,
Starting point is 00:13:41 is this the wrong car? And he's like, get the fuck out of my car. So I start backing up, because like a man's yelling at me. And then he goes, shut the fucking door. So then I'm feeling sad. He was like, and I go, it's automatic. And then he did not like that. And then I go, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:13:58 But how old was it? He was like, he was like, in his, I'd say, like, 45 angry looking guy. And I was like, I was like in his automatic. And he looked at me with his anger, I was like, but, I'd say like 45 angry like yeah, yeah, and I was like I was like in his automatic And he like looked at me with his anger. I was like but I'll shut it. I'll air it. Honestly like no They'll tell you not to touch it because it's automatic like push the button So then I go fine and I go up to it and he's like thanks bitch Something came over me and I think it was my voice. You know, I had this like low voice and I go Go fuck yourself
Starting point is 00:14:24 I go go go fuck yourself. I go go fuck, and this is no more town, so no one cares. I go literally, I take my finger, I go go fuck yourself. And I had this high, like, I don't know who said it. This adrenaline. I have no idea who said it. Yeah. I literally have not yelled at a man since reality TV. And I haven't been yelled at by a man since reality TV.
Starting point is 00:14:44 So I'm feeling like PTSD. You haven't just thrown a fuck you to does ever? No. Oh my god. No, we don't. We don't. We don't. I have like fighting boundaries. Also, I say sorry like all the time. I'm just like, I'm sorry. We need to explore that more like what are our fighting boundaries because I don't have any. Yeah, like I've I've never called him a fucking asshole Because I don't have any. You get like, I've never called him. A fucking asshole. I don't call him names.
Starting point is 00:15:11 Wait, what happened? I just feel like, what you crossed that, then you're like, can always call him an asshole. Next to you know, you're like calling an asshole. You've never been like, shut the fuck up. I don't really do that. Have you ever done it to any boyfriend? Um, I don't like fight with my boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:15:28 I just break up with them out of nowhere because it's all in my head. Like, I'm like, I'm done. I've been fighting internally with you and I'm so over this. And then they're like, where'd this come from? And I'm like, I've been hating you for six months. Wow.
Starting point is 00:15:38 I never have yelling fights. I think it's because my parents never had yelling fights. Wow. And also, like, had yelling fights. Wow. And also, like, does is tired. Yeah. I'm like... Maybe I am the problem.
Starting point is 00:15:51 I love that you're having this moment. I know. Wait, everyone's doing it. I do think that once you say a certain thing, you can never take it back. Good. I meant that shit. No, but, Paige page out of nowhere. I'm not working. That is so not you. Fuck yourself. And he wasn't your Uber. So he gets a look on his face like he's never
Starting point is 00:16:19 had a woman speak to him like that. He starts opening the door. No! Like wait, wait, wait, what's door? So like, I'm on the side that he's on. Okay, I'm trying to open. So he starts opening his door. Oh, it's door, right? Say it, right? Okay, face the face. He starts opening his door.
Starting point is 00:16:34 And I step back for a second, I go, are you gonna fucking hit me? Yeah, like what are you gonna do getting out of the car? Are you gonna fucking hit me? Yeah. And like, this is my adrenaline. It's so hot. And by the way, I'm the kind of person
Starting point is 00:16:46 that I've never yelled at a random person. Like some people, I just don't do this stuff. I don't know who I was, but my voice was like this. And he steps out of the car. I go, you're gonna fuck him. How big is he? This is the thing, I told Dez I was like, he's not that big and he goes,
Starting point is 00:17:01 and I don't, please don't fight a man. But he wasn't that big. I was actually like, you know your whole life, you're like, I just not that big and he goes, yeah, and don't, please don't fight a man. But he wasn't that big. I was actually like, you know your whole life, you're like, I just want to punch a man. This was my moment. I literally said today to Craig, I was like sometimes to get the urge to like kick you in the chest.
Starting point is 00:17:15 And he was like, that's psychotic. But like, I've never gotten to just like kick a guy. This man definitely like hated women. And like, he was having his own issues. And I don't know what my issues were, but they were coming out at this point. So he said, I go, are you gonna fucking hit me? And then in my head I swear to God I go,
Starting point is 00:17:30 if he hit me I'd have to go to court and that is too much admin. So I'm just gonna hate admin. I was like, I turn around and he goes, fuck you, you fucking bitch. And I turn and I go, fuck you. And I give him the finger, I knew it was bad because I started doing that thing where I started waving.
Starting point is 00:17:44 I do not think like people in my pants when they're going to have me. I start waving, smiling, because I can tell I'm making them so mad. And then I tell does about it, and does was like, okay. Wow. Well, I'm proud of you for standing up for yourself, but please don't try to have physical altercations with men. Oh, so then I leave, and I look at my Uber,
Starting point is 00:18:03 and it doesn't say T10 anymore. It's a different Uber, which means he canceled on me while I was walking across the street because I was taking a while. So then when I got to the car, it was the lady. So he was your guy. He was the guy, but he canceled. And then when I opened, he was like, what the fuck are you doing?
Starting point is 00:18:20 So like, he fucked up. And then when I was finding it, it was like you should find to just let people know there's this like aggressive guy Young you should contact Uber. That's so much admin But like page but it's your advantage and then in my head. I'm like what if this was there? Someone would have got their ass beat yeah, and wow you can say and get your ass beat or you can say and get your ass beat So but honestly, I have to say when I was sitting in the car, the other Uber after, and I was like, hey, and he was like, hello.
Starting point is 00:18:48 I didn't feel good. I felt gross. Yeah. I felt gross. You feel like icky after you have. I felt in altercation. Yeah, because you're like in the mud with someone. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Who's like gross. I thought a girl not too long ago. I only fight men. I was like standing at a bar, and some girl started chirping giggly squad and like saying shit about giggly squad. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yes. Something bad about.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Yeah, she was saying like, oh, when is it like giggly squad? Like making fun of giggly squad. And I felt like not because like of me and you, I was like, the g giglers will beat your ass. And I must defend their honor. She's a knight. A gigal knight. I just simply, and I was totally sober.
Starting point is 00:19:34 Like I had just gotten to the bar. So like I was older than my first drink. I'm like, whatever. When I'm sober, I'm like, you know what, heart is to live in this brain. And I, but it was loud, but I could hear her, but I kept pretending like I couldn't hear her. But she was trying to get you to hear this.
Starting point is 00:19:48 And so I said, what? I'm so, it's so loud I can't hear you. Like, what are you saying? So she kept saying whatever it was. So like, I, then I knew she was talking shit. And the bartender, like, looked at me and was like, she's crazy, like, don't even listen to her. Like, she's blacked out drunk and I was like,
Starting point is 00:20:05 I don't give a fuck. So I'm get my drinks and I turn to her and I put my hand on her arm and I go, it was so nice meeting you. I hope you feel better soon and you do get that help that you need because it's so scary. Like, but it was so nice meeting you and she was like, what?
Starting point is 00:20:23 You fucking bitch. And then I just like turned around and like walked away. So we have anger management problems here at Kicklaces. But no, you took everything in me not to just snatch her pony tail and be like, what did you just say about the Gitglars? You're defending the Gitglars. I was defending all of women kind. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:38 Because I called Desi and he goes, he sounds like he hates women. And at that moment, when he called me a fucking bitch, I was like, I need to stand up for all women. And if you're gonna stay and get your ass beat, you're staying at your ass beat. We were standing up for the economy. In this climate. For one minute.
Starting point is 00:20:52 Yeah, in this climate. Also, I was like, you should try to kidnap me. Why are you yelling at me? Like, take me in your van. Like, I'm in a queue to enough to be kidnapped. Right. Did you see that guy who became a border collie? How insane.
Starting point is 00:21:07 But like, what do you mean become a border collie? Spent like $20,000 on like this crazy costume that like he gets into. See, I have a lot of follow up questions. Is he flirting with other border collies? Does he identify as a border collie? He doesn't identify as a border callie, but he is experimenting. He wants to, he like gets into the suit and like goes to dog parks.
Starting point is 00:21:31 We imagine that their dogs, they're like, what's wrong with that? Yeah, they're dogs, they're not. The other dogs, you're like, something's not right. But he's also standing like in the picture, he's standing, it's like gorgeous blonde girl. And I'm like, there's no way. Wait, he's standing in his border collie outfit? No, he's all four, he's all fours. He's all fours. He's all fours.
Starting point is 00:21:54 This blonde woman is standing next to him, gorgeous. I'm like, there's no way. All fours, holding his leash. That's his girlfriend, holding his leash. Is that considered like a furry, you know, people like dress up and furry thing? Or maybe it's like a specific border calling? No, because he's identifying as a full dog,
Starting point is 00:22:08 so that would be illegal. Wait, what if I identified as a cat, a very large cat with a very low weird voice? So if the world burns, it's fine, it should. It reminds me of Doshakat. Did we talk about her last time? We talked about her at our live show. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:27 And how she, the kittens, she basically was like, you guys are weird and losers. So there's a conspiracy theory that she's like, acting apart, because her new thing is called Scarlet, which is like her alter ego who's evil. So I think she might like in a couple months be like, sorry, that was Scarlet, I'm back, what happened. Which is like what every guy does when he blocks out. And like in a couple months be like, sorry, that was scarlet. I'm back. What happened?
Starting point is 00:22:45 Which is like what every guy does when he blocks out and like in next morning. He's there's medicine for that. And she should see about it because how exhausting would it be to be so many multiple different people? But like you can do really fucked up stuff and be like, sorry, that you, I mean, like it's like your alter ego's Pam.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Imagine if you like forget to respond to email, be like, sorry, that was Pam. I was on it. Pam your alter, you go spam. Imagine if you forget to respond to email, be like, sorry, that was Pam. I was on it. Pam took over and deleted my email down. Pam's like, fun though, like drunk. Yeah, Pam is a good time. She's chatty, she'll. She gets along with everyone.
Starting point is 00:23:15 Yeah. Doesn't start bar fights, that's for sure. No, actually at the bar this past weekend, I grabbed a girl's fake boobs because I was curious and they did look gorgeous. I asked her permission. That's a real bonding moment when someone gives you consent to touch their fake boobs. Well, I saw one of my guy friends doing it and I immediately turned and I said,
Starting point is 00:23:31 did she say you could do that? Because it looked so awkward and he said, yeah, and then I looked at her and I said, can I also do that? And she let me. Are you, how are you feeling about your fake boobs, Saga? I think I'm going to do it. I'm, saga? I think I'm gonna do it. I'm feeling more and more like I want to do it. So you want to get fake boobs before you have kids? Yeah, but Kylie Jenner just came out and said like no one should do that. Kylie Jenner is, she's definitely having a moment where she's starting to open up about stuff, but she's not fully.
Starting point is 00:24:02 She's like, I did hurt my toe once, and then I fixed my toe, so I know it. I've been under surgery. Right, like her saying that she's never gotten plastic, like she's only gotten fillers and Botox. Like you could get like a nose job with filler. That's true, but I don't, I think they're full surgeries. Oh, true, true, true, true.
Starting point is 00:24:26 Also, like just like her body. Yeah, yeah, under the knife. Like, her and Stas, her whole, their whole bodies are different. I mean, different, but the same is each other. Right. Which is why imaginative me and you,
Starting point is 00:24:40 disappeared for three months, came back same body type. I took my ass fat, put it into your ass. If we could transfer fat, like if I could get my boob job with your Asfat, how bonding would that be? I'm, you're saline- You're saline-
Starting point is 00:24:57 I'm saline- I'll give you my liver, I gave you my Asfat. My kidney, but I like my Asfat. Yeah, no, I want you to keep that. I have to keep it. You also told me I had huge tits this weekend. Because I like got, I was like, oh my god, is she? As like an older.
Starting point is 00:25:12 With trials. I didn't. So the immaculate conception, I was like, I looked at death and I was like, you thought it was pregnant. Yeah. You know, it's like not polite. Okay, first of all, you asked me a woman, you didn't even know if that was pregnant. Yeah. You know, it's like not polite. Okay, first of all, you asked a woman
Starting point is 00:25:27 you didn't even know if she was pregnant in front of thousands of people at a comedy show. She was wearing a baby doll dress. She was wearing a baby doll dress. I think it's endearing if I tell my best friend, oh my god, you're glowing. I've done it before, told people like your skin's glowing, are you pregnant?
Starting point is 00:25:44 And then it's been awkward for like four seconds. And I'm like, not like body telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I thing that if you saw it, you know I'm not doing well Like no one doing well put an inspirational quote on anywhere anywhere literally anywhere So I don't care. I don't care how good the inspirational quote is and there have been times where it's been There's been on my story and I've almost pressed sent to post a story and I go See a therapist. Quotes that are like funny and like funny memes. That's right. We love it.
Starting point is 00:26:30 An inspirational quote. No, in mind it's like dark. This was from two years ago when things were really bad for me. First of all, it's from an astrology page. It says Leo. So obviously it was to me. Right. Leo.
Starting point is 00:26:43 This growth may not be easy, but just keep trusting it. Just keep breathing through it. It is guiding you somewhere worth going. I know, Brown. The girl took it. She started dying laughing. She's like, kind of take a picture of it. And I'm like, how is my mental illness your entertainment?
Starting point is 00:26:58 Then I'm like, wait, that's my entire career. You've never changed it in the past two years or you go back to it. The thing is, I don't read it. I think like, I put it there to get me through something and then as I got through it, I kind of just cast it. And then butter's obviously my background. Do you want to know what mine is? Yes.
Starting point is 00:27:16 Didn't you have, oh, you had your dad's text for a while. That was when we were going through something real quick. My dad's text for a while. But now it's us. Now it's us. Is it gorgeous? No, actually, that's like the best, nicest thing you could ever do.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Sometimes I tap it just in front of people to see. To piss them off. Just to see if they'll be like, oh my god. Exactly. It is the best photo we've ever taken. It's the best. It's so fucking cool. We look so cool.
Starting point is 00:27:41 I don't know those girls. How do you think about people who have like themselves as their background? Like just a picture of themselves? See, I wanna be one of those people, but I feel like I tap my phone too much in front of people. That's why I made it you and I.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Yes. I'm in the background of it. That's real honest. This is not conceited. If you were in there, conceited. It's not friendship. If it was Jesse walking, I'd be like, I'm a sweet, sweet girl.
Starting point is 00:28:06 I'm a sweet friend. I'm a good friend. I love my friends. I'm a girls girl. Wait, did you see the whole Ariana Grande Ethan Slater's wife come out and say basically like her response to Ariana Grande was? She's just an on a girls girl.
Starting point is 00:28:24 I mean, that girl is good at PR. Yes, and I just keep seeing TikToks of this man performing SpongeBob, and I... I made you go search Ethan Slater SpongeBob. No, I can't. Look, he's a straight man singing. It's a work crush we've gone over this. Yeah, it's just straight man singing. It's a work crush. We've gone over this. Yeah, it's just, it's really...
Starting point is 00:28:47 This is my thing, though. The wife and the husband were separated. So what's the problem? Well, she's saying that she was like really blindsided by it. Were they really separated, though? Like, that's the thing. Or is he saying like... It wasn't going well.
Starting point is 00:29:04 Yeah, there's that blurry line. Like did he separate with her because of Ariana Grande? So people have started saying that she's done this. Some girl came out saying, Ariana Grande. Ariana Grande, some girl on TikTok was like dating some actor. They say that she's at like a serial cheater.
Starting point is 00:29:18 She's a serial cheater. And then, because I like to do research for my giglers, I put on the Ariana Grande documentary and Apple Plus. It's like her on tour. It's really documentary. And she starts singing break up with the girlfriend because I'm bored. And I was like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:35 They tell you it's like, it's why that went. It was Naya Rivera said the one that passed away that she stole Big Sean from him, from her. And then this girl said, I mean, some people have a thing and like she likes unavailable guys and then taking them. Right, like the one thing. I mean, the Pete Davidson, she definitely,
Starting point is 00:29:58 she definitely took him from Kazzy. Wow. It's one thing to like, and now that's not good either. I was gonna say, it's one thing to like go get a new boyfriend while you are still dating your boyfriend. Like, but to go get a new boyfriend who has a girlfriend, like that's bad.
Starting point is 00:30:22 It's like those girls who love dating married guys. Some of them were like, oh, they just find me. I'm like, no, that's bad. It's like those girls who love dating married, guys. Some of them were like, oh, they just find me. I'm like, no, they don't. No, you're putting out a vibe. You're putting out a vibe or you manifest the wrong. That's one thing, as I get older to really realize, the people you were tracked has nothing to do with them and really does have everything to do with you.
Starting point is 00:30:43 My brain just exploded. And it's a really hard pill to swallow. Wow. I feel the same way even with friends, because I'll be friends with some psycho girls, like some crazy bitches. So, and I'm like, why do they find me? And it's like, no, I put it out, like I want the chaos.
Starting point is 00:30:59 You want it. But I don't want it to be me. I just want to. You enable it. Yeah, I've actually, we're the same in that way. Oh my God, you're so right. Don't ever be like, oh, it just like keeps happening to me. It's like you're putting out energy,
Starting point is 00:31:11 you're putting doing patterns in your life. But yes, it's definitely like she likes a guy with a girlfriend or a wife. I don't get because. Do you think she's going to recover from this? I think she'll recover from it because, well, she's not gonna stay with him one because that's what happens with a work crush.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Once like work is over and then you go back to like the real world and there's other guys who are, don't look like that. So I don't think they're like in it for the long haul, but like now he's. You're right, time heals on his marriage. She just had a baby. They just had a baby.
Starting point is 00:31:47 Like the kid is only one year old. Like, I don't... I don't fuck with that. But it is crazy. Imagine one day just being like, I'm leaving you for Ariana Grande. I would die. She probably laughed when he told her.
Starting point is 00:31:59 She's probably like, did you have a fun dream? No, I would literally die. He can do splits, though. A mediate-ic. A mediate-ic. I don't even want my boyfriend to be able to touch his fucking toes. I want nothing flexible about him.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Chris, can you touch your toes? Maybe. I would actually love to see how much, how can you bet? If their roles were reversed this sexual harassment That's that's hot wait. Let me video this Chris. No, that's that's and that's how it should be It's more than me, but yeah, she's in a crazy press She's in a crazy press situation Um, and then did you see the new real housewives of Miami Lisa's ex-husband? Well, not even.
Starting point is 00:32:45 Lisa's husband getting engaged just mistress on her birthday. I haven't found this at all. I don't know who Lisa is. I don't know any of it. Okay, so actually Craig said the same thing to me this morning. He was like, can you explain this? Basically, a Miami housewife was married. Her husband got caught on a hot mic moment,
Starting point is 00:33:04 basically like admitting to cheating on her. Were they good at the time? Like did anyone know they were bad? No, and for all she knew, like they were good too. They had their problems, but like she didn't think he was gonna just like up and leave. Leave, so he basically leaves, kicks her out of the house, is with the mistress.
Starting point is 00:33:22 And then the mistress just starts like trolling the wife on Instagram. Like the mistress is awful. Like she says, like comments mean things. And it's like you. Is she on the show? No, she probably like wants to be on the show. Yes, she wants to be on the show.
Starting point is 00:33:36 And it's like, obviously you're not attracted to this man. He looks like a thumb. Like you're just like with him for money because you wanna be, you saw this woman's life and then you wanted it. Don't get too much attention or I, and her grandma is going to steal him from you. No, literally. And like also he's just going to trade you in
Starting point is 00:33:53 in another five years when your filler falls. Like for sure. Oh, the same way you got him is how you can loosen. I truly believe that. And that's another like manifesting thing because you'll get in your head. You'll know the guilt of what happened and then you'll make it happen to you almost.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Yeah. With that, we're like really into energy right now. I'm very into energy always. Um, can you believe the guy from Euphoria died? No. Is that so sad? No, and it was like, it was like grief-related because his dad had passed away.
Starting point is 00:34:23 Yeah, that's like, oh. And he was so talented and it was like, it was like grief-related because his dad had passed away. Yeah, that's like, oh. And he was so talented and it's fucked up. It's so fucked up. It shakes the whole entertainment industry when that kind of thing happens. I wonder if that show will even come back. Yeah, because then Dea was saying, shouldn't want to come back, right?
Starting point is 00:34:41 Yeah, I don't think so. There were rumors that it wasn't. And now that everyone's on strike. I've never watched you for you. It would give you too much anxiety. You also wouldn't get it, I feel like. I'm Gen Z. I'm a literal Gen Z. How dare you.
Starting point is 00:34:55 Yeah, but you've never gone to a rave. True. So you'd be like, no, wait, how crazy you've never gone to a rave? No, that's like, you're literally missing nothing. You're missing zero things. No, I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Speaking of, you didn't tell me you were going to see Beyoncé. I don't, what happened? Oh yeah, did I not even tell you I was going? Not even like a... I got invited by this tequila brand, 21 seeds, which is actually really, really good. And I don't even really fuck with tequila like that. And they invited me to Beyonce,
Starting point is 00:35:28 and I never go to those, I never go to anything I get invited to, unless I can bring a plus one, so that I know I'll have a friend. And they said, you can't bring a plus one. I'll have no one places. I feel like where they've been like, don't bring your runana. I have no places.
Starting point is 00:35:48 I feel like where they've been like, hey, bring me in. I love that though. I'll take any attention, even if it's negative. No, there are so. I'll offline about that, what I was just going to say. So anyway, they're like, you can't bring a friend, but we're inviting Sierra, so you'll be fine. So we went, we had a great time,
Starting point is 00:36:09 but we were so exhausted and so tired, but Beyoncé was amazing. How was it compared to Taylor Swift? Drama, drama, drama, drama. Not so drama. Okay, well, I'm gonna say one thing. Beyoncé's on Beyoncé time, and like, as she should be,
Starting point is 00:36:26 be on Beyonce time, but she didn't come out till like 9.30. Was there an opener before her? No, she doesn't have an opener, it's just her. Well, was it supposed to start? I don't know. But I know that. She's like, these bitches have no idea when it's supposed to start. No, but Taylor started and it was still bright out.
Starting point is 00:36:43 Like I want to say she, like her opener came out of like seven-ish. She started at like eight. She didn't come out to like nine-thirty. So by 10-thirty. Pitchbuck. I'm like, all right, I'm getting all the time. I get it. And like she's amazing, she's great.
Starting point is 00:36:57 Yeah. And I know there's like literally like another, almost two hours left and you know me at a concert. No. I'm gonna leave early so that I'm first in line for the car. I go full dad mode and I was literally getting jacked up. Yes, about the escape.
Starting point is 00:37:13 I texted Craig, I go, I need to know where the ubers are out of MetLife. This man sends me a map. It's literally like you're robbing a bank. Yeah, I like, you need to be right there. Sierra somehow gets the set list sent to her from someone who's like working the concert. Okay, CC.
Starting point is 00:37:29 So we have our map and our set list. We pick what song we're leaving early at. We're following the map, we get to the Uber, we're back in the city in like 30 minutes. It was beautiful. That's amazing. And performance wise compared to Taylor. Performance wise, I mean, there's nothing like Beyonce,
Starting point is 00:37:46 but I'm gonna say I was so thoroughly impressed by Taylor Swift. I think Taylor talks more during... Oh, she talks with audience. Yeah, talk to the audience a little bit more than Beyonce. But Beyonce does a lot more like dance choreographing. Yes. I watched Beyonce more intently than I watched Taylor.
Starting point is 00:38:05 It's a different, it's a whole different energy. It's a whole different energy, it's a whole different crowd. I have a new bit for us that I've been doing. So in like the entertainment industry, if you submit something to someone or like you show someone something, they give you notes, right?
Starting point is 00:38:20 So when someone says no notes, that means it was good. So like lately when someone does something, I like I go no notes. I love it. And then we joke that when someone says no notes, that means it was good. So like lately when someone does something, I like, I go no notes. I love it. And then we joke that if someone says no notes, it means they didn't watch it. So like, you know, if like, Grace sends us like an image or something, we'll be like, no notes. But like, doing that, like, I'll see a hot guy and I'll be like, no notes. I feel like that would be me in a book club. Hey, George, you think of the book? No, no, no, I mean, they did a stunning job. I'm so proud of them.
Starting point is 00:38:51 So proud of them putting that pen to paper. So my biggest fear is being asked to be in a book club. I know. I say, yeah, do it. Oh, crap. No, it's just PTSD. It's like me with pen. I get so stressed out, can't do it. Oh, god. No, it's just PTSD. It's like me with tennis. I get so stressed out, even if someone turns their phone for me to read a meme, I'm going
Starting point is 00:39:11 to read it slowly. To the point where Craig will be like, are you fucking kidding? And I'm like, I have to go blind by line. But I recently make you do where I made you read something out loud. I feel like I always put you in the worst situations. Well, when I do our ads, yes, I am. You do really well at ads, though. You do do really well.
Starting point is 00:39:33 Right, but that's the only way that really fucks you up. And in my head, I'm like, okay, she's going to say like, oh, she did say it wrong again. I watch you fight yourself, like fighting for your life to get some words out. It's so funny. And then we'll talk to you. That's my favorite part. Like when I talk to you in Grace, when I'm doing the ads, I'm like, sorry, I'm just like now in the red head space right now.
Starting point is 00:39:53 It's like everyone to give it up for Paige and her amazing ads. So speaking of cocaine sharks. Yeah. No notes. Literally that. No notes. You're doing amazing. Yeah. No, no. Literally that. No, no, you're doing amazing.
Starting point is 00:40:07 So like, if a shark is not cocaine, what is he doing? Right. Like, what do you want? Like meditating sharks? Like, if someone's gonna be on cocaine. I'm surprised there is not more fish on cocaine. You don't know seriously. I'm surprised.
Starting point is 00:40:24 There's not more like drugs that accidentally are in the ocean. Someone fucks up and that there's not more fish just getting high. Yeah. And I feel like we, I think all fishes are kind of high. They're kind of like, this is up.
Starting point is 00:40:42 Yeah. They're just like, a cocaine. Just swimming around. Sharks though, like, you're Yeah. They're just like... A cocaine. Just swimming around. Shark though, like... You're not punching that thing in the nose. Can Craig act? Can you handle a cocaine shark?
Starting point is 00:40:53 Do you think you could kill a cocaine shark? I'm dying. Yeah, no, no. I also wrote eating in the shower. I think my friend told me they eat in the shower. And I was discussing. Right? Okay, bye.
Starting point is 00:41:08 That's one of the grossest things I've ever heard. I was wondering if other people were eating or drinking. If you're doing anything that involves eating or drinking in the bathroom, you're disgusting. I'm trying to think of an instance where it's not gross. I was trying to think too of like, because I not gross. I was trying to think too of like, because I eat everywhere, I do have to say the bathroom is my safe space.
Starting point is 00:41:29 The bathroom is where like, I just want my phone and my balls. The only instance I could think of is if someone else is in your home and you're locked in the bathroom. And there are eating something and you're like, let me be by that. As you're like getting in the shower, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I dated that Australian guy back in the day. Oh, the coffee shop guy? Yeah, you met him. Yeah, I did. He would do shower beers.
Starting point is 00:42:08 That's different. That's like... But like, that was crazy. Like, he had, he couldn't shower without a shower beer. Every day? I mean, it was multiple times. But it was like fun because I had no notes on that. He had an axe.
Starting point is 00:42:23 I have a couple of notes. I have you. And also, like, I have a couple of notes. I have you now. And also like I'm in the shower trying to be hot and you're like chugging your beer. Oh, I do have something. I wanted to tell everyone because I kind of trashed love this season of love islands.
Starting point is 00:42:35 I trashed it hard. I trashed it hard. It was a part. Torrid apart. You came for it's throat. I did. Literally, that night when I went home and put on the next episode, I sat on my couch
Starting point is 00:42:47 and I said, I retract everything I ever said. It turned into the best season because they had so much drama. So it was all like leading up to it. All leading up to it. Like the last couple of weeks really are amazing. And there's still not like one girl that I'm super obsessed with, but it was actually really good.
Starting point is 00:43:10 Okay, I like that a lot. I continually am watching hijack, which is like very off brand for me, but it's with Idris Alba and it's so good. I think you and Craig would like it. It's basically mind games of being so- It's on Netflix again. It's on Apple Plus. I don't know why I said like it. It's basically mind games of being so different. It's on Netflix again. It's on Apple Plus.
Starting point is 00:43:25 I don't know why I said it again. Oh. Did you see Cardi B through a microphone? I love it. You loved it. I loved it. Apparently she hit the person square in the face. Smacked it.
Starting point is 00:43:36 She was a lefty, I think. She was put her on an Olympic team. Why is she not pitching for the Yankees? I mean, it was, that was such precision, and she had a split second to think about it. That was like, that instinct. But also, it shows like this is a human, you threw a drink on them.
Starting point is 00:43:56 She doesn't care that she's performing for 100,000 of people. Well, what is it that like people are just now like throwing shit at performers? Like this is like the third person in like the past month BB Rex uh oh my god Is he ballerini? Yeah, and Cardi Bay no one threw anything on me because I'm no honesty if you're like it does not mean
Starting point is 00:44:16 I know I'm like But this is why like Let's just start throwing lasagna Actually some giggler's have been trying to bring lasagna in and they're like, security, could at least get those on their through. What if we gave them a note and we're like, hey, if it's lasagna, let them in. 85 lasanias.
Starting point is 00:44:33 And where's the problem? And my mom will be like, you can't eat that. Someone gave it to you. You don't know what if they're poisoning you? My mom is really concerned that one of the gigglers is trying to poison me. I mean, if that's how I die, that's how I die. No, if that's how I die.
Starting point is 00:44:44 If that's how I die, then I'm not.. No, if that's how I go. If that's how I go, it's lasagna, I'm not allowed to. Thank you. Thank you for the time. I love that. I imagine if Chris Rock, after he got slapped by Will Smith, threw the mic at us. I mean, it's what a better me is saying. It's WWE, also.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Also, like, Mike's are heavy. Oh my god, yeah, that person knows his broken. And then she was like yelling, like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But like, what did you think was going to happen? It reminds me of like a troll. How a troll will say something to someone and then you're like, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:45:14 And they'll be like, oh my god, I didn't mean you are gonna answer. No, I love you so much. You're my favorite. Yeah. I mean, you could get attention in other ways. No, I think I feel like there were other ways to go about that. Imagine if it's some
Starting point is 00:45:25 third drink at you, just open your mouth and you're like, thank you. I would because I am a thirsty girl. We're both thirsty. I'll take shots. If there's a drink anywhere, I like not even alcoholic, like if someone's cracking open a drink anywhere, I immediately get Thursday. I do think you're better though with like peer pressure. Like When I was in college, if anyone was like, how'd I take a shot? And I was like, no, and they were like, Hannah, I'll be like, yes. I will say, I actually am very good with peer pressure.
Starting point is 00:45:51 Give any advice, because I'm so bad. Even I'll be with the giglers, and they're like, how'd I take a shot? And I'm like, yes. Like I recently was offered, I was out somewhere, and someone was like, oh, do you want to take some mushrooms? And I didn't want to. And so I said, no, I get so weird.
Starting point is 00:46:08 I don't get weird. I mean, I do do that with drugs. I do have to. I legally have to, because I'm like, oh, this whole party will get shut down if I was on mushrooms. And I also feel like I'm getting older, because I feel like I'm getting offered less
Starting point is 00:46:22 in my struggles. I'm like, you know, it's crazy. I haven't been offered drugs in like kind of a minute. Like this girl offered me like chocolate mushrooms and I was like, wow, I haven't been offered drugs in a really long time. And it kind of hurt my feelings. I've never know people around drugs until like weeks later. They're like, were you there? And I'm like, yeah, and you're
Starting point is 00:46:42 like, we were on the long road. And I feel like I'm the complete opposite because if I see anyone, I can clock immediately what drugs they're on. See, I, like, pupils and stuff. I was with a man. Like a five. Who was on heroin, I know it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:58 I was like, he's so chill. And he would like, dose off. And I'd be like, he works really hard. I can tell if someone's eating like half an hour at all. You know, I'm like, why don't you chill out? How could you give us some advice on how you could tell like the eyes or something? Or it's just energy.
Starting point is 00:47:12 It's just really energy. Like, it's different, I mean, different strokes for different folks. But people are like talking issue. But here's the thing, there are so many times where people could say that you're on drugs when you're really not. Everyone thinks I'm on drugs.
Starting point is 00:47:28 Yeah, and so. And so I think I'm high, because I'm tired, giggle, and eat all the time. And everyone's like, she's a pothead. Yeah. And then people probably think I'm drunk when I'm excited. Yeah. And people probably think I'm a Molly when I'm just.
Starting point is 00:47:41 When you're drunk though, you. I'm quiet. Yeah. I'm just like, you have like one... When you're drunk though, you... I'm quiet. Yeah. I'm just like... You have like one hour where you're drunk and then you're like, this was gonna go in a bad way. I know that from the moment you get drunk
Starting point is 00:47:52 to the moment the night is done, I only have like a solid 45 with you. Do you know? Like I have to start my timer. Like, okay, she had her first drink. Cause I'm not a functioning boy girl. No, you're not. You're like, okay, we're done with this now. I'm like scared of getting real drunk.
Starting point is 00:48:08 Yes, you put yourself to bed before anything really could happen. But you know, when I drink, because I like to entertain people, but when I drink, your brain comes down a little, so I'll be in a conversation drunk and I'll go, I don't have to speak anymore. I'm fucking dumb with this shit. I don't need a fucking perform.
Starting point is 00:48:24 And the next thing you know, I'm just standing and then I get bored and then I get sleepy. I don't like drinking because my anxiety the next day is so bad because like, I'm just like, oh my god, I said way too much. When in reality, I know that I didn't probably talk about what you said. Right, because I do like, immediately go black cat.
Starting point is 00:48:46 Yeah. But like, I can't deal with the next day being like, but did I say too much? True. I also realized that multiple times I've had where I was worried that I had a weird interaction with someone, and they also were worried that they had a weird interaction with me.
Starting point is 00:49:01 And like, I just be honest, it was a weird interaction. It was no one's fault. Got it. But did you both speak about it? I think I'll see someone, I just be honest, it was a weird interaction. It was no one's fault. Got it. But did you both speak about it? I think I'll see someone up like, oh my god, sorry, I like brought that up or something. They were like, no, sorry, I was weird about that. I think about that when, well, I used to like go to the gym.
Starting point is 00:49:19 Like I used to be really nervous to go to the gym because I'd be like, oh my God, everyone's staring at me. They know I don't know what I'm doing. They're all making fun of me in their head. And then I realized everyone else at the gym is also thinking that same thing about themselves. Like, they're too insecure with their own self to even be thinking about what you're doing.
Starting point is 00:49:40 You know, and I'm still insecure about, and it doesn't have to do the body or anything. It's just when I'm on the road, sometimes hotels have pools. I can't get myself to go to the pool alone. I would never. Because like, it would even cross my mind to do that. Everyone at the pool is always best friends.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Everyone's best friends, they have family, they're funny, everyone's loving life together. Yeah. And I feel like when you go alone, No, that's weird. You're so weird. Like I'm just like watching kids at the pool. What do you want to go for anyway?
Starting point is 00:50:04 To get tan. And then like, I do it to the pool. What do you want to go for anyway? Just get tan and then like I do it to later. Oh, like to lay outside. Like swimming alone in a pool with like other people you don't know that's weird. Like me and a corner just like flapping. So I won't go to the pool even though I love pools. Good, don't. No, you can go and like lay out and then you can like get in and dip
Starting point is 00:50:20 but don't swim around. I don't know if I swim or if I'm a Marco. Marco. Marco. That one actually being hilarious. Did you see that TikTok of the girls like that random kid at the hotel pool? I was like, you have a boyfriend? How old are you?
Starting point is 00:50:38 Where's 37? My dad cheated on my mom. There was a TikTok where this woman told her husband that like she made friends in the ocean, and they had to go to dinner with them tonight. They're all on vacation, and the husband's like, are you fucking kidding me? I'm not going to dinner with this random couple.
Starting point is 00:50:52 She does this prank to him all day long, and he's progressively getting more and more mad. And then they get to dinner, and he's like, okay, fine, where are your stupid fucking friends that you met on vacation? She's like, I made the whole thing up. And it was just like, she deserves an Oscar. It was amazing. And that you met on vacation. She was like, I made the whole thing up. And it was just like, she deserves an Oscar.
Starting point is 00:51:07 It was amazing. And that's like how I am. I do have to say, does will sit in that hotel hot tub. And by the end, everyone's laughing. Yeah. Everyone's best friends. He knows where everyone is. They have inside jokes.
Starting point is 00:51:20 No. I'm in the corner. We're not like meeting back. It's same place, same time. Do I have a number? No, no, no. I don't even corner. We're not like meeting back. It's the same place, same time. Do I have a number? No, no, no. I don't even want to fully know your name. I want to say, like, oh, is it Kassier?
Starting point is 00:51:30 Is it Katie? I can't remember. The hot tub at a hotel is like where COVID started also. Like, I don't trust it. I've never got, I don't get it. I mean, because I am peeing in it, which means other people are too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:43 You know what? One time when I was in Italy, we went to this thing where it was like thermal baths, like from the ocean, it was like ocean water in like these thermal baths or whatever. And I thought about you the whole time, because I was like, Hannah would have peed in every single one of these hot pools.
Starting point is 00:51:58 She would have loved it. That's why we need to go to a sparrery treat together. So I just know that you're being... Can you not bring Hannah? Because she pees in all of them. We'll be in a hot tub at a hotel and we'll be like, are you peeing? And I'll be like, no. And he's like, you're lying.
Starting point is 00:52:13 And I'm like, no. He can't be... He's scorpio, so he's psychic. Yeah. But as I said before, he doesn't know he's psychic. And you can't bring it up to him that he's psychic. Yeah, because then he'll be too aware of his psychic powers. He'll overthink it.
Starting point is 00:52:24 Anyway, thank you guys so much for coming with his psychic powers, he'll overthink it. Anyway, thank you guys so much for giggling with us. We are coming to New York City and Toronto get tickets. Also, we have a very exciting thing we're gonna announce next week. What is that? You don't know, yeah. That's my after.
Starting point is 00:52:40 I mean, we've been working on it, but like, we're gonna launch it next week. Oh, okay, guys, yeah, yeah, yeah. And we love you guys so much. Thanks for giggling. Bye.

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