Giggly Squad - Giggling about flirting strategies, Jennifer Lopez, and Piers Morgan

Episode Date: March 16, 2021

Hannah and Paige go deep into advice and Hannah shares about a new documentary, go figure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is good? What is ugly, giggly, giggly, giggly. Guys, I feel like the giggle or something just out of control recently. Really tell me why. They've just been like really up in my DMs and like I love them so much, but sometimes they yell at me, you know? Well, I have created this new sense of like trolled them around Hannah, which I've learned to embrace, but then I have the giglers being like, hey, we're out here fighting for you. We're fighting with machetes, we're taking people down. And I'm like, I love that, but don't turn on me, because I don't love that're fighting with machetes. We're taking people down. And I'm like, I love that, but don't turn on me because I don't love that you have a machete. There

was this one thing that like my mom called me and she was like, oh my god, this girl like commented something mean and like, tweet in. She goes, hopefully the gigglers see it. Like, I like mom, the gigglers aren't your henchmen. No, but the gigglers have thousands of other tweets they're dealing with, but they are fucking dealing with it And they're literally like full-time job and they're also like their nurses Yeah, they're surgeons. They're their teachers. They're fucking busy. They're engineers and they're like hey in between Taking someone's heart out. I've been fighting Twitter for you I didn't realize how many gigglers we have that are lawyers that are like the C U and court thing

They're like if you don't put it on a sweatshirt immediately, we will have beef. And they're like, I'll see you in court. I'll sweat shirt immediately. I'll see you in court. And I was like, oh my god, I think I'm getting sued. I feel like you really become an adult when you get sued. Yeah. And I can't wait for it kind of.

But you don't want to go to jail for tax evasion. That's true. No, that's true. Yes. There's like an in-between We have so much to talk about because we were gonna record yesterday and then all this shit went down in the news So I'm actually so happy we recorded today too and Also, I've been like catching up on Rehaas. So I have new Jersey We have a lot to discuss we have a lot and I watched the Meghan Markle Oprah thing of so many thoughts. Ooh, I did also. I did research for the first time. So that's gonna be fun.

That's right. And I started watching a Mormon documentary. Anyway, we're gonna start some advice for today. I love that. And this one hit me like real deep. Hate you right in the heart. Yeah, lies a Britain, my not just in heart, said, how to deal with anxiety about anxiety. Wow. In its real. And it's true. And it's real.

Like that shit. You're ever just like chilling and you're like, I hope I don't get anxiety about this. And then all of a sudden, you're like, I just literally hurt my own feelings. Because now my anxiety is like, Hey, did you think about me? Here I am. I have this, you're ever feeling where you think of something that gives you anxiety, but then you forget the thought, but then you're just left with the feeling, and you can't get the feeling away because you don't know how to fix the thought

because the thought isn't to the best. Pretty much every day of my life. I just want to let people know if they don't. Page and I obviously, we seem like laid back people who just giggle all the time. We both suffer from bad anxiety. Bad anxiety. And it comes out in different,

it manifests in different ways, but the number one way that it's similar is we just stay in bad. You know, like I just, I mean, people can call us lazy pieces of shit or whatever, but when I'm depressed and when I'm scared of a world around me, my safe haven is under my covers, but also we've got a lot of work done in bed, and I think that needs to be-

We've built an entire empire from a queen size bed. Yeah, giggly squad was built in bed every night. Also if people are confused about this season of why there's so much anger and stuff I just want people to I just want to give a hint. Think of the origin of Giggly Squad and how Giggly Squad's done well. Imagine if we had a different name. We were pooping out. I was thinking that but I didn't. That's what I was thinking when but he didn't.

That's what I was thinking when I was like, do I say it? Is that funny? So once that me a meme of like a toilet. And then like you're disgusting. No, I'm not kidding. It was like one for like two people and she was like, you and Hannah need this. Well, I actually went on color daddy this last week. Oh yeah, how was that? Did you listen? I haven't listened yet. I've been like, okay. I've color daddy this last week. Oh yeah, how was that?

Did you listen? I haven't listened yet. I've been like, I've been drunk for 19 days. It's a whole thing. Yeah, that's a whole thing. I think you wouldn't have enjoyed it as much. Yeah, we'll talk about it. But I talked about you like 75% of the time per usual.

And she was talking about like my engagement, like photos and stuff. And I was like, not all of us are gifted with supermodel fingers like page. I need to figure out how to make my ring look fucking good with a nub. You're like I just want to see hands that look like mine. You know to know that I can do anything I want to do. 100%. I need to see myself to believe in myself. So then the gigglers have been nonstop sending me photos of baby hands with rings on them. They're insane, but they mean well and they want to make you feel better. They do. They do. How do I find someone at 34 with Crohn's disease? As soon as I open up about it,

they run. I don't know the extent of Crohn's disease, but I do shit myself. And you can't like rank, I don't think. I don't love drinking, and also whenever I get anxiety, I shit myself. I think it's actually like my friend, Eric Aspera, she went on my podcast burning hell, and she has herpes, and she basically was like, you're not, you don't tell them you have herpes day one. Like if you have a certain disease that like,

it's like, is judged in a terrible way by society, it's like first date, you don't tell them that like you're fighting with your dad, or first date, you don't tell them like about your athletes' foot. I can't believe you just, you just compared herpes and Crohn's disease. The girl that wrote this anyway as Crohn's

is probably gonna be like, fuck you, Hanna. No, no, but like, there's so many things that people can have and she just explained to me that like I'm not lying to them by not first date being like by the way I've herpes find out if you like them first before you open up about the things you're insecure about Find someone who's lactose intolerant because that is bullshit and I could never date someone who has lactose intolerance Just be like bro you can't even eat cheese and you're gonna come at me because I'm shitting myself, fuck off. I had a lot of trouble with a guy who was kosher because he can't have cheese and dairy together.

So we couldn't get a cheeseburger, couldn't have a bacon, egg and cheese in the morning when you're hungover. And I started to feel misunderstood. I dated someone who was also kosher and I didn't know what kosher was. And I was like, but I don't get it. What did you think it was?

I didn't understand it. I was like, see you're running around about the town. You guys thought it was assault. I was like in your interest. I thought it was a kind of assault. Literally. I was like, so you're just out here not eating lobster. What do you broke?

What do you? What do you broke? What do you want? What do you want? What do you want? What do you want? No, but then also they can't have dairy after meat. So that meant that every time we were gonna get dessert, he was like, now I'm good. And I'm like, now I'm feeling insecure.

But also, we appreciate religion. We appreciate different cultures. It was just hard for people like us who are disgusting. I'm gonna wrap my brain around it New advice my ex keeps saying I'm the L.O.H.L But no action. What's L.O.H.L? Love of his life. Oh, I thought it was late on set hearing loss. Damn it He's like bitch you can't hear But I'm not gonna do anything about it. Okay, this is classic manipulative shit of a guy saying,

this is like, when does that I'm gonna marry you? I said, okay, then marry me. And then he put a ring on it. If a guy is saying he's the love of your life, but not doing shit, he's just like, not ready for you and keeping you on the back burner, which is not good enough and not go for your mental health, unless if you're bored and you just want to keep talking to him.

I once had a guy be like, but like, you're it. You're the one. Like, I just need some time. Like, you're it. So you know what I did? It sex with his best friend. And I said, fuck you. They remind me of those tic-tacs, where guys are like,

oh, she's just my friend. I don't like her like that. And then the girls are like, then hit her with your car. I don't care about her like that. Then hit her with your car. I don't care about her at all. Then hit her with your car. She's just my friend.

She's like my sister. Then stab her. Hit her with your car. She's just my friend, she's like my sister, then stab her. Hit her with her car. No guys are like, yeah I literally don't give a shit about her at all. Murder her then. Murder her. I'll help you hide the body, murder her. Yeah, we have fucking Liarball. Yeah, we have fucking Liarball. I love that so much. I'm gonna just start saying that to people, then hit her with your car.

Okay, feelings were there and mutual, but now he's getting his shit together and she put them quotations and I'm not in that. Interesting, yeah, I love that. I love that. That reminds me of, I'm not gonna name names, but I was like, I'm just like still hung up on my ex, but I'm gonna call you every day. And then suddenly he's like, okay, now I'm not gonna name names but I was like I'm just like still hung up on my ex but I'm gonna call you every day and then suddenly he's like okay now I'm

over my ex and now I'm you're you're not like and it's like okay okay I don't mean to sound like a bitch but like maybe I do everyone has an ex everyone has a past stop you fucking pussy about it like'm over it. I'm so done with that. I'm so, I'm so done with it also, because it's guys being like, oh my god, this girl was mean to me when I was 13 or my cat died when I was six. And now, I just have trouble with intimacy.

And it's like, it's not, my ex really fucked me up. And I'm like, what'd she do? He's like, well, I cheated on her. I'm like cool. Oh, dating an older man, how to deal with the judgment coming from others. Oh fuck absolutely fuck off. Yeah, it's funny because no one talks about this, but Luke and Sierra have basically the same age difference. They're like 14 years or something. Oh wow. But me and Des, but like no one talks about theirs, but like Des has gray hair so I think it makes it more of a thing.

Wait, I never even noticed that. Yeah, Des mentioned it. I was like, mind-fucking-blown. Wow, Des, but I'm so college for sure. Yeah, he went to college, it's annoying. He's smart and I tried out smart him and it doesn't work all the time, which makes me upset. But that's another story for another time. Okay. I like my job, but I have to build any anxiety every work day. What is up with me? You don't like your job. No one actually likes their job. But this is the thing. She might like her job, but like her co-workers triggering her,

or like the schedule triggering her, or someone in her life doesn't approve of the job, like there could be a lot of variables. Or like she feels like she has to like her job, so she's like made it in her mind, like she likes it, but she doesn't really like it. Paige, that was brilliant. Thank you.

That was literally so smart. Yeah, like you know when you want to like a guy so bad that you're like, I like him. I like him But why am I getting panic attacks every week when he says he loves me? And why do I avoid sex with him all the time? Oh my god first and fall I feel attacked Please don't attack me on a podcast that I co-host with you But that was triggering for sure and now I anxiety. Thank you. My day is ruined. I made it to 10 30 AM, which is better than yesterday.

Oh my god. Oh, this is a good one. My father-in-law always thinks he's right and it's his way or the highway. How do I handle this? Now look, if you're on reality TV, you fight that. You fight till you talk. I recently saw this thing from comedian Lonnie Love and she's like if I was on reality TV, she's like, I talk about his mom, I talk about his grandma, I talk about his cousin, I talk about his friend, I talk about his sister, I talk about his other mom. You fucking go at him and you let him know he can't fuck with you. But in real life, he's your father-in-law, let him be a blow-hard, let him think that he's right about everything. Find someone else in the room who feels the same way as you and just make eye contact

about it the whole time and then get called giggly squad when you laugh at him. Don't you feel like you fight so different from being on reality TV? Yeah, like I try to get more concise sentences. Yeah, like I like I had pinpoint like bullet things. And then you repeat it. So like, it needs to come. And you keep like asking them questions. You're like, what do you mean by that?

What do you mean by that? And then you're like thinking how they're coming off. And you're like, does anyone else see by that? What do you mean by that? And then you're like thinking how they're coming off and you're like, does anyone else see this? People believe this? Do people believe this? Or like, I'm texting my friends and I'm like, I think we should have a conversation about it. And they're like, shut the fuck up.

You yelled at me when you were in the wrong. I'll be good. And I'm like, preferably if you have a ring light while I'm yelling at you and I only wear white when I get into fights. Thank you. While you're really tan, do you ever watch a scene

that I would like watch yourself on TV and it ends up being like a good thing that you do when you're like, I really wish the lighting was better. Or you're like, I don't love that top against that backdrop. And I wish I thought that through when I was getting called a lazy piece of shit. I'm like, am I serious with my hair like that? So true. What's your biggest outfit regret on summer house? Oh my god. I think it's one of

the best questions I've ever asked you because I feel like you put a lot of thought into it and you normally nail it but I know within you you have high standards you know. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Wow. I'm gonna have to think on that and like answer that on the next pod because I know I have an answer. I just like, I need to look back because there's definitely times where I've been like, do you have a brain? Like, do you even know what fashion sense is?

Someone should take away your blue check mark. You absolute idiot. People gave you a ton of hate for our first reunion to which I was very upset about because most reunions people get an aesthetic. Like Porsche said that they did a goddess thing or like Jazeal had like yellow theme. We didn't even know how to film a reunion at home.

So Paige served a fucking fashion look that especially if you were sitting there, people would have seen like all of it. And I think it just looked very different than maybe like what all of us brought. Why do you think the hate came? Because I don't think that like Jenny in Wisconsin knows what the fuck she's talking about. What's not come for the badgers. It's not fucking come for the badgers. I only did Wisconsin. Go for Minnesota. Not Wisconsin, okay? I only did was come go for Minnesota Not Wisconsin. I only did Wisconsin because people actually like know that we love Wisconsin

But like okay fuck you Jenna. Don't you be with Iowa go back to Iowa where people don't like well I'm not allowed in the state anymore, so Cuz I thought it looked gorgeous it looked gorgeous. It was gorgeous. It was gorgeous. Thank you for understanding that. Also like lilac, who doesn't like a fucking lilac? Lilac? Lilac.

Purple. Light purple. You got it right. Okay, oh my god, this is a good one. How to tell a guy that it's not working without him hating you? Oh, it's so hard. It's so hard. They're gonna hate you.

You just have to suck it up and know that for at least six months, they're gonna be like, fuck you. I've told this the page before because we've been worried about that in certain times. And I was like, look, all this fear and love and war, You saying that someone is not making you happy or you're not happy? Is you respecting yourself and the way they react to it is on them. But like, they need to empathize with your situation. Like, would they stay in something? Unless if you've been like really purposely leading them on or using them to get fame on reality TV, then it's different. However, that was, that was no reference to anything going out of you.

It was more to me. Did you get that? Okay. Anywho, opinion on boyfriend having a girl best friend. We talk about this all the time, and I feel like I always go back and forth where sometimes I'm like, oh my God, yeah, I'm so secure in our relationship.

You can have your girl best friend. But deep down. Fuck off. No. No, no, no, no, yeah, I'm so secure in our relationship. Like, you can have your girl best friend. But deep down. Fuck off. No. No, no, no, no, no. I'll see that girl in court. We talked about it last time, but I wanted to bring it up again, because there was a TikTok.

You know what, TikToks? It says, this girl was like, reasons your boyfriend should be allowed to have a girl best friend. You know how they like point to all these different reasons. She started pointing and just nothing came up. So true that it was great because that bitch got me. I was like really on the edge of my seat. I was like, oh, I can't wait. Here's the thing too.

I've been the girl best friend before and like my guy friends have gotten girlfriends and I've taken it upon myself to step back. Like, yeah, go hang out with your girlfriend. Like, unless I, and like if I don't become friends with the girl, and most of the time, like I don't, because it's just, they're in different groups. They start hanging out with her friends.

Like, I'm not texting him at 1am. It's inappropriate. It's called boundary. Yeah. I told you, like, Andrew and I used to talk three times a day on the phone because he was my guy best friend. But then it's not the same when you start dating someone else. So we still talk, we still text, it's not the same.

And yeah, to be a friend, you're not talking to them past nine, really. You're not checking in multiple times over the phone. No. You're not faceTiming all day. Like no. That's why it's funny when people say they're just friends. Anyway, ooh, okay, help. Spring fashion, what are we doing?

Where are we doing? We thought about this? No, I've been- Are you prepared for that? This spring is around the corner, but- I'm not prepared. I feel like you are mastering winter fashion right now so you're just not in that mindset.

Do you want to give us a sec? Yeah, I'm so in like a winter mindset fashion mode right now, but here's what I will do for the gigglers. On our next podcast, I will round up some things that I think you definitely need for the spring. Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect. Okay, this one's kind of crazy. Tips on introducing sex toys into your sex life

with your partner. Well, definitely consent. Don't just like stick a dildo up his ass. Definitely have a conversation about it. Don't just like say he starts hearing like, and he's like, what the fuck is this? Could you imagine? Okay, I've actually never used anything before with a guy. It definitely like comes with someone who you've been with for a while, I think, and just letting them know, like, oh, like, sometimes guys like to like watch you, sometimes you can coordinate, like, doing it together, but it's funny I was talking to our father Alex Cooper about this, and I was like

end of the day, you could do tons of freaky shit, but nothing is better than just the like, quickie of just like pulling your pants down, bending over, and you don't have to worry where like the fucking battery is, where your leg is, you're in twist and turned, like sometimes just like, whatever happened to just having sex normally. Just back to basics. Back to basics. But however, I definitely think introducing toys is a lot of fun. I have trouble because I have so many sex toys because I represent a lot of sex toys on Instagram. I'm the queen of the dildo on Instagram. So it's like picking a nail polish for me.

I like can't decide. And the next thing you know, like, I don't want to have sex anymore because I'm all confused about like, do I want any good anxiety? Just want to have one of the blue one, the blue one, the long one. Yeah. Next thing you know I'm anxious that I have anxiety about having sex, and then I'm like, oh no, this is a new issue that I need to worry about.

I also think there's, yeah, I also think there's like a time frame. Like if it's like your first or second time with this man, like, maybe hold off just for a second. Let's test the waters first. Yes, testing the waters is important. I'm also always scared that he's gonna like really, really like it and be like, jamming up my butt and I'm going to be like, I don't love that. Or you might. There's something about a guy who has like, like putting your finger in

a guy's butt. I know I tried to avoid this because some people got upset in the comments before, but you never know what a bug we have to talk about it. But to insert something into a guy and it feel good, like when else do you like penetrate something? Like you feel like you're actually fucking him. Oh my god. Okay, this is a good one. How do I ask the guy who lives below me to fuck? Oh, how do you pull that up?

So good. This is a U1. Oh so good. How do you pull that up? So good. This is a U1. Oh my God. How would you pull it up? You gotta just keep running into him. But what do you do when you run into him? Cause I would say something stupid. You have to be like, we should get a drink.

Like, or you invite him up and be like, do you want to like, do you want to have a drink? And then like 10 minutes later, you'll be making out on your couch. Also like guys don't say no to sex. Like they just don't have a drink and then like 10 minutes later you'll be making out on your couch. Also, like guys don't say no to sex. Like they just don't. Yeah, it's more thinking like do you want to be fucking a guy who you have to see in the elevator every day?

That's what I was just thinking. Like what if he's so weird and like you hate it so much and now you've like, now you have to move. You know, think about it first. Moving is expensive. So really think this through because you'll have to move. Moving is the highest anxiety thing ever. Or you force him to move.

Yeah. Or you find someone to murder. Or you just burn the whole building down. Get your security deposit back. Someone said, I fall a lot when I drink any advice. You can give me. Right. Do you?

OK, you're the one who wears high heels. Do you fall? No. Never. I think it's because my mom was, I was in kindergarten. Okay, you're the one who wears high heels. Do you fall? No, never. I think it's because my mom was, I was in kindergarten, my mom was like, where are these heels? Hahaha.

I feel like I've just like, I, my mom one time in high school made all of my girlfriends line up because none of them could walk in heels and she taught them all how to walk in heels. And my one friend Stephanie, like we'll never forget it. I think that I need like a week of boot camp with Kim.

What she would do for me, I think is like, I think Kim needs her own reality show called Kim's boot camp and all the girls come out just looking like you. She needs one so badly. Like she's like, this is how you whip up this dish. Like every kid. Yeah. Yeah, everything. Oh oh my god because I still don't really know how to walk in heels I had a really bad fall that I

still will never forget we're in Wisconsin I think we're hanging out like the basketball guys and I was definitely like like not in my like chillest mode and I was sitting on a bar stool yeah and I dropped something. So instead of getting off the bar stool, I thought I could just reach my little nubby hands down to get to it where I fell off the whole bar stool, the bar stool fell, it was a mess. I laughed it off, I was fine, but my ego was very hurt. Oh, also if we were talking about falling, I am. I was giving a speech in a restaurant to like a ton of people.

And then I went to sit down and I just missed the chair. And I just fell flat. The real question is why were you giving a speech in a restaurant to a ton of people? I think it was like, it was like my birthday or something. I was like, things for coming. I fell flat my ass and then some random person was like, well, her name's definitely not Grace. And I was like, well, you. I felt like my ass and then some random person was like, well, her name's definitely not Grace. And I was like, well, you're fucking idiot.

Fuck you. Oh, wait, that's my camera. That was my camera. But guys said that to me. And I was like, everyone's a comedian. I'm going to use that. That's like such a dad joke. Oh, God. Should we do front page news?

Yeah. I feel like we should start with JLo when he rode. Because I'm foaming at the mouth about it. Yeah. Why did I just see an article saying that they didn't break up? I feel like they did. No, they totally did. Because if page sticks writes about it, then I think it's gospel. I'm like the Lord has spoken and they broke up. Apparently they like have all these assets together which I think is crazy when you're not actually married. And did you know that they were trying to buy the New York Metz? No. Yes, so they were trying to buy the New York Metz and everyone's saying. Really were a business partnership too.

Yeah, I mean, they were just probably like going in on shit together. But they lost out to like some billionaire businessman and everyone's like, thank God. But I guess they've been having like all these emergency meetings because they also have like a ton of real estate in New York and Miami and they bought a $33 million mansion on Star Island and Miami together in August. They also invested in a bunch of companies together, him and hers, and some like fit plan thing, whatever. Here's what's really happening. I feel like JLo just realized that A-Rod is the biggest fucking piece of shit ever, and also I don't think he's hot.

No. I was always a direct jeeter girl. I never messed with the A-Rod stuff. So January Jones comments and said it's been a year. But now TMZ just dropped an article that says they're not broken up and they're working through things and that no third party was involved. So I think they just hated the press that they got

from the breakup, where everyone's just like, it's Madison, it's Madison. So now they're like, we want to redo this press release another time. Yeah. Like there's no third party involved. You're right. There's 10 parties involved. There's a million parties involved. You're right. There's 400 parties involved and they're all blonde. They broke up because we probably had a party. If you've learned anything from Giggly Squad, it's that if you're a brunette, and your dude is into blondes, break up with him. He will never marry you.

That's not real. Dude, but it's crazy. And then they go, no three part was involved. And then they wrote, is this like when she said she uses all the oil on her skin and no cosmetic treatments? Wait, this actually reminds me of something. I was talking to this guy and like, we just like started talking about like,

oh, what's your type? And he was like, well, typically like blonde and I just like stopped him right there. And I was just like, we should be friends. Yeah, we should be friends. 100% Because one, I don't trust you. And two, you have zero taste

Did I go platinum blonde in college for a second? Yes, and did I just realize it wasn't right how uncouth just kidding We love blondes, but like where are brunettes? So like people are posting a lot of Ben Affleck stuff and they're posting posting one of Ben just rubbing her ass in a bikini and just loving her. But also Ben's not doing too great either, guys. Let's just, like, did come down to the thing. The craziest thing that I, like I just really can never wrap my brain around

is that there's actual men out there cheating on JLo and like Beyonce. Yeah. And I'm running about the town looking like this, thinking I'm gonna find someone who only loves me. But guys, this is a lesson for everyone. Oh, is this a mental health moment? This is our mental health moment.

Thank you for sensing it. Like Kim Kardashian, Rich, Gorgeous, done everything she can to be the most perfect physical figure in the world. Like J-Lo, whatever. They're single. It's not because they can't find someone to love them. It's because they're waiting to find the right person. So if you're single and you're feeling lonely, it's not because they can't find someone to love them. It's because they're waiting to find the right person. So if you're single and you're feeling lonely, it's not

because you can't find someone to love you. You haven't chosen to be with anyone. Right. No, you can find a ton. I'm always like, oh my God, I'm so single. I never can get a boyfriend, blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever. It's because, wait, I just lost my train of thought. It's because you don't respond to men when they text you. That's true. Because you block guys who give you affection. I don't, like, I don't save anyone's phone number. And I'm like, I numbered you, I think number three,

I can't remember who you are. Oh, that's the hardest part about dating a couple guys is like, I actually get all my conversations mixed up and I can't tell who I've told. Have you ever been talking to like multiple guys and you say something to one of them and you're like an inside joke but you quickly realize it was something with the other guy. I've done that so much. I've done it. Oh my god, made my friend. Sorry it's a joke and made my friend. Yeah, I'm like, only remember. Like we went there and he's like, we didn't go there and I'm like, I'm so toxic about it and I twisted around, I'm like, oh my god, remember, like we went there and he's like, we didn't go there. And I'm like, I'm so toxic about it. And I twisted around. And I'm like,

so you don't remember. How could you not remember? So you don't listen to me. Ever? Ever. You don't listen to me. And in my head, I'm like, Bok, that was with Brian. The worst is when I go on like a 10 minute rant or story about something. He's like, you literally told me this three days ago. And I'm like, wrong Ryan. I'm sorry, wrong Ryan. You should have stopped me two minutes in, but I appreciate you. Thank you for letting me vent again. I'm like, yeah, I'm really passionate about this. And sometimes I need to talk things out.

Yeah, just turn on them. So you're not letting me vent when I'm upset. Because you think it's repetitive. You think I'm boring? Like, what are you trying to say? Listen to me when I talk, you fucking asshole. How am I supposed to let you have sex with me? If you can't even listen to a story that you heard before grow And then I started texting my friend and I'm like oh my god you won't believe what I just did

You know actually this is jazzy john We were like madly in love and We were it was like a month in and we were in a bay in the water and we're just like holding each other and he looked at me and he called me his ex-girlfriend's name. Oh. I'm like he really, it was like a really honest mistake because he was with her for like four years or something and he was just obviously feeling comfortable with me and then I was like, it's a guy I think could have started a fight for a week, but I was just like, it's okay, but I've never forgotten it. The scar's not even ever healed.

I've never done that, but I have had ex-boyfriends call me and be like, I called her page. And in my head, I'm like, fuck yeah, you did, bra. I can't just speak. Yeah. Real loud. And it's such a high feeling, like I feel bad for the girl, like I feel bad for the real girlfriend, but deep down I'm like, he still loves me. He still loves me. Also, this is a relationship thing,

so giggler is because Paige is not in a relationship. Tell me if you feel the same way. I'm just kidding, I'll just be honest. So you don't have a boyfriend. Sorry, you don't have a boyfriend. Sorry, you don't have a boyfriend. When you're with your boyfriend 24-7, we call each other like babe or baby. Then you hang out with other people, you ever accidentally call them babe. Yeah, I did it the other night.

Like babe, I don't, I did to my dad. I was like babe and then I was like oh no. Because you know like it's just like you're just so used to be like babe but I was like, oh no. Because you know, it's just like you're just so used to be like babe, but I don't. Oh fuck. Okay, I have a question because some people are only babe people and some people are baby people. So I love being called baby. But only when it's just the two of us.

Like if we're in a group of people, if you call me baby, I'm like, mm, I don't like that. I only want babe in public, but when we're alone, I want it to be baby. You fucking nailed it, and you should write a thesis on that because I don't know why you're so right, but you are, you've never been more right in your life. But also, I had a guy who like,

I called him Babe once and he was like, or with a couple, we called him to the babe. And I was like, or we called him to the Bayblanc and I was like, you have intimacy issues. There's also people don't talk about it enough when you are talking to a guy and you just start talking and you get to the stage where you start call, who drops the first Baybl?

And you do it in person, you do it in a text. I like to start off in a text and only write the letter B, and then again B, like BB, and it's like, Oh yeah, BB. I didn't know what BB was at first. I was like BB gun, what is that? But it's like the cool, like, Yeah, it's like BB. Do what you want with that, and let's see how you respond.

I love you planning, see. It's like a you freaking garden. You should go on farmers on me. Yeah. I feel like with Des, I started call him baby. I'd be like, oh, you're my baby. You're the QSL baby.

And then he'll tell me that. Like we're disgusting. So I don't even want to get into that. What's next on front page? Oh my god, I forgot we were even doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it.

You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it.

You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're like her, I like her, I don't like her. I was so pissed that they left the royal family. I was like, this bitch just ruined everything. Thousands of years. I watch her upper documentary. I've never fucked with her harder than after

this documentary. Because also I'm a Princess Diana Stan. I think that what happened to Princess Diana was exactly happening to Megan Markle. Princess Diana just had no one to help her, like, bring it to light. And Megan has hairy. And it was also like washing it. It was about safety. Like the fact that they weren't giving their son a title, I think is crazy. And like weren't giving him security. And also, because we love a mental health moment,

I don't care if you literally live in a ditch or if you are a billionaire, like the phrase more money, more problems, is telling someone saying like, I'm thinking these crazy thoughts in my head and I can't be left alone If someone says that how the fuck are you gonna look at that person and be like? probably not and did we not watch the Princess Diana like documentaries in the crown where like she literally was so unhappy with the

Situation like it doesn't it they say it doesn't matter where you are to you're with. And if you're surrounded by people who are not protecting you or don't care about you or are spreading rumors, I mean, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not trying to compare a situation, but when she was like, when everyone thinks a type of way about you from like what they see from the media, like that shit is so tough. I mean, like people commit suicide all the time

from something that's like Caroline Flaack from love I have to talk about that like she literally was getting bullied online because of a situation that happened with her boyfriend that the media like ran with and Killed herself when she has the most incredible job as a host and was like so famous and in this relationship Killed herself to then there's a new host of LaV Island and people are bullying her now. And it's like, stop. Obviously, Meghan Markle is in a different situation than the host in LaV Island, but still. So if you turn her, put out a tweet the other day and she was like, Meghan Markle probably isn't going to see your mean comments on her pictures, but anyone in your life who's having mental health problems, and it's probably more than half of the people in your life

are never going to come to you when they feel like you know, because it's like Megan's not gonna see it but your friends are probably gonna see those comments Also, another thing, Bethany tweeting Shut the fuck up Why was she doing that? Bethany was tweeting like a crazy person It's also like

Some things I just feel like you don't need to comment on like there have been from page new stories where I'm just like I don't need to comment on that. Yeah, you know like I don't No one I mean I live by like I don't know like right know these people we no one knows except them But I also want to say further with suicide, it's clearly not logical. So don't try to make logic out of why this person would not have wanted to commit suicide. It's an logical thought to take your own life based on like deep mental health stuff.

So like stop trying to be like, well, A plus B equals, she'll never do it. No. No. No. No! No! No! Like, you guys know what anxiety is, it's not logical. And it's also like just them like, people telling them to like suck it up and like this is your, no.

Did you not feel like it was kind of like, Andy Cohen should pop out for a reunion moment when she was like, I actually didn't make her cry. She made me cry and I was like, okay, go on, watch how I'm so happy. I was waiting for Megan to pull out like text recceits that she had precious. And Oprah being like, let me see those honey.

Well, what do you think about William and Kate in this situation? Oh, I just like, I took it from like a sibling standpoint. Like if my brother came to me and was like, dude, like, I feel like this is how I feel. And if me and was like, dude, like, I feel, like, this is how I feel. And if I was just like, fuck off, like, I just couldn't imagine doing that to my sibling. Like, okay, yeah, you guys are like the royal family, but at the end of the day, like, that's your brother. And he's having a tough time. Like, why don't you

fucking help? I also just don't understand the royal family. Like, I was like, wait, so they don't, what do they do? They're just like really important linear. Wait, no, I was watching it. And I was like, wait, so they don't, what do they do? They're just like really important liniets. Wait, no, I was watching it and I was like, Oprah, can you ask what it means when they're like, we're a working member of the family, what is it? What, what, what work does it mean? What do you guys do?

But then it's funny because I love people being like, oh, Megan's like so greedy. Like she wants to get this and she wants to get that. Oh, if you were Megan, you wouldn't want to make money and get famed. Like, unless you're in her situation, shut the fuck up. The one thing that I was like, mmm, Megan, that's probably a lie. Was she was like, I didn't Google my husband before.

Which I Google the mailman if I'm gonna date him. Like, please. It's like just out of safety before you're gonna date with a guy. Google his ass, because you will find things sometimes that you don't want to find, and you will prevent a lot of drama. I was talking to a guy and he asked me straight up. He was like, did you Google me? And I said, yeah, I said, and I found your ex girlfriend. And he goes, you want to know what? Thank you for being honest. And I was like, yeah, no ship, bro. Obviously I'm googling you. Like I mean, I want to know. I lost a guy once though.

I lost a guy in college. This a constant hockey player who came to my dorm and my computer was open and there was a Google search of him and the first like five links were clicked. Like you know the first five links were like a different color. So that happened and I don't know how I got out of it but let's just say I didn't, I didn't get out of it. He is off somewhere. He never talks to you guys.

He has a nice family somewhere in Wisconsin. Yeah, you're googling. Also, people being like, she wanted to be the princess so bad, every fucking girl wants to be a princess. Okay. Like, get off her dick. Like, I'm so sick of that. I know.

And she wants to be a princess. Like, you're on the couch eating chips off your chest Don't judge other people for wanting to be a princess Also, it's not her fault. She wanted to be a princess. It's fucking Disney movie. I was just gonna say that I was just gonna say that I was how yes we grew up not her fault We grew up watching Disney Disney movies. Yes. I want to be a princess They've been shoving it down our throat that to be the happy in your life, you have to get saved by a fucking prince turns out, it wasn't as fun as she thought it would be

and she was like, Disney lied to me. So she should sue Disney, Disney, see you in court. See you in court, Disney. See you in court. So anyway, so I'm obsessed with Meghan Markle. I love the way that Prince Harry loves her. I was just watching him look at her when she was speaking to Oprah.

Also, how fucking cool. I was like Oprah Interviewing you know Oprah is The shit she's actually such a good interviewer because she was stitly Oprah won that interview Like she had the coolest like glasses. Just like she's just such like a fucking empire and powerful person. Her facial reactions to everything, I was just like, when she goes, what? What? What? What?

I was waiting for her to be like, queen, like look at the camera and be like, queen, I'll see you in court. Like, I was like, absolutely go off, Oprah. My next story is Lady Gaga is in an upcoming movie, House of Gucci. And I was like, wait, what is upcoming movie House of Gucci and I was like wait What is like House of Gucci like what is going on? Oh, I thought you said Gucci

Oh Okay, so this Italian socialite who was I can't say the name sure names like crazy town, you SI. I don't know Who is marriage like basically mr. Gucci? I didn't know that she had hired a hit man to kill him. And she, so that's what like the movie is about. Is there a Netflix doc on this first for me to prepare? I don't think so. So he was like divorcing her and she was like diagnosed with a brain tumor the following year and then she was like trying to have her husband assassinated but she's pissed that lady Gaga didn't meet her first before she started doing the movie and it's like ma'am you're unstable. ma'am you're in court right now like you're busy in court I can't meet you because you try to

murder everyone. But like I can't wait to watch this movie. Someone said to me the other day, it doesn't, Lady Gaga looked like a thousand different people. Like, she never looked to say, I know. I kind of miss her old look, but yeah, she can transform her look so easily, and she could work Bruno, she could go, everyone said, I looked like Lady Gaga

in the Bradley Cooper movie with her like, brand new hair. Oh my God, yeah. People were sending it to me. I didn't know how I felt. I missed like meat dress, Lady Gaga. 100,000. You know, like I always think, when I think Lady Gaga,

I think meat dress. I think of the bangs, you know, the bangs with just like, the huge heels. Lady Gaga has one of the best quotes that I've ever, and I saw this quote like a couple of years and I out of a hundred people in a room now No, so fuck you Hannah. No, that's not it. I know which one it is Well, I'm gonna say to the gig in my story and let me have a fucking moment You're the one engaged let me have my own moment one time and that's the issue and that's the real issue here

So stop projecting your shit onto me. F***ing A. I know. I know that when Hannah's hand gets higher than her head in a fight. She's pissed. Absolutely. I'm like we're not. And I get a rodeo out when I get a lasso. Wait when she's basically at Coachella here at the EDM stage and she is ready to vagon rain. I get a lighter up. Okay sorry for interrupting. She has a quote and I saw a couple years ago and I think about it in an odd amount of times during the day. She said to and she said that an ex-boyfriend told her that she was never going to be famous. She was never going to be successful and she turned around and said to him, one day you're not going to be able to walk into a fucking

deli without seeing me or hearing about me. And I've just been like, absolutely go off. That shit gave me chills. I love it so much because I have a specific ex boyfriend who literally can't stand that I have any form of like, anything and not ex boyfriend's just met in my life. can't stand that I have any form of like anything. And non-expo, my friends just met in my life. Oh, okay, I have something I have to talk about.

Okay, my hair's been gotten wilder over the course of this vodka. Am I okay? I look like Cindy Luhu. This is like a gree just. Any who. This is- You love the word a gree just.

I love it. Do you know what I mean? Not really. Okay, so we watched Salt Lake City right? This is you love the word of creed. I love it. Do you know what I mean? Not really. Okay, so we watched Salt Lake City, right? So you think that makes us like basically like we understand more when culture. No, we're a man. Yeah. We're basically I am I feel like I am Lisa Barlow. I would say say a Meredith Marx except I'm not Meredith Marx. Like if you like aesthetically we could pull it off but like I'm not that classy and like I don't say I'm disengaging when someone comes up. You never disengaging

my life. Literally never disengaged in your life. So there's a new Netflix documentary about all these murders and bombings in the 80s in Salt Lake City, Utah. And I was like, did we need to get Andy Cohen on this? Like what's happening? Apparently, like, people, Mormonism was created 150 years ago. Okay. So that's like not long. Barely two generations.

Yeah. It's easy to find historical documents because it's pretty recent. 50 years ago. Okay. So that's like not long. Barely two generations. It's easy to find historical documents because it's pretty recent. It's like Catholicism. You can be like, oh, that shit got lost. You just have to believe it. But with this, people would find documents. So there was this whole story about this guy who found this golden book and it told him to spread Mormonism or whatever.

So an angel brought him to the golden book. So then this sheet came, she came out that, this story that said it was actually a white salamander that brought him to the book. And people fucking freaked out, but I was confused. I was like, wait, what's more believable? I feel like a white salamander is more believable, but people are basically like, we can't trust our religion

because there's too many stories and this white, it's called the white settlement or document. Then like all these other documents came with different stories and basically people just started getting killed off who were associated with the stories. The church was like buying the documents and then people were just getting like blown up

in their car and dying and it was the people who were finding all the historical documents. So, see you in court. See you in court. Literally see you in court. See you in court. Literally see you in court. What is this on? Like, where did you watch it?

You found this such interesting. Like, is it new? Yeah, it's new. Like, it was like the first thing that popped up. Oh, like a Netflix original. Yeah, it's cool right now. Like, it's, I'm gonna tell you something. That's why I love Netflix and that's why I hate Hulu.

Cause I know I'm gonna go on to Netflix tonight it's gonna pop right out amazing you know like Hulu track me more know me better a hundred percent well guys thank you so much for giggling with us we love you so fucking much oh my god it's just sorry I just had a brain fart I can't think today but I wanted to say next week on the podcast we're gonna do like a whole fashion thing because I'm like a min to it. I'm so excited. I'm here for it.

Paige, I love you so much. I love you, guys. I hope you're enjoying the season of Summer House. You guys are the best for fighting our battles for us and we love you. And see you in the next. See you in court. See you in court, guys.

Bye. See you in court, guys. Bye.