Giggly Squad - Giggling about girl on girl, dance cults, and fun drinks

Episode Date: June 4, 2024

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No look, it was stressful. Traveling is so stressful. Let's stop pretending that it's fun. No, I want to go on like a social media blackout when I'm traveling because honestly I'm not impressed with any of the outfits that I picked out. Wait, you're disappointed in yourself? I sabotaged myself.

There's nothing like being disappointed in myself in an outfit. Wait, I felt that in my bones. Because if you hire a stylist and you're like, "'Oh, she's stupid, she doesn't know.' Yeah, I'm like, she doesn't get me. But then when it's something I picked out, I'm like, oh, I sabotlit myself, I sabotaged myself.

When I show up after packing and I go, who the fuck packed this? And he realized it was you. I'll do this crazy thing where I'll just pack one thing that I like. Well, you, let's just say in general, you pack very poorly. Like a crazy person.

You don't pack complete outfits, you pack like, oh, I like this, I'll wear it somehow. Or I'll pack stuff that I've never worn in the last year. I think I'm gonna be a different person on vacation. Vacation me is different. And then everyone jokes that you always pack like 40 pairs of underwear, like you're gonna shit yourself every day, which I do.

Which here's the thing, I do run out of underwear. I don't do numbers, I do packs of underwear. Like I just throw all of my underwear. Because I'm a two pair a day. If you like live a day and then go to bed with that same underwear, I got the egg. No, you can't go to bed in the same underwear that you did the day in.

In your walking underwear? Like nobody talks about your walking? My underwear after a day has been through a war zone. It's not sanitary. It's not right. It's not okay. And it is like a familiar smell, like I'm like, that's me. But I'm not gonna bring it to bed.

The bed is a safe haven. I'll bring it to the couch. Of course. I'll bring it to the dining table. Look at me pretending like I eat at a dining table. But I am not bringing that in the bedroom. Also, I shower, so I never. You're a nighttime shower.

Yeah, we know this about you. We have to make a statement. Yeah. And it's not funny. It's not funny. So we're not laughing about it. We're not laughing, but we need the gigglers to just put a prayer out there for Grace. Grace is certainly not laughing. Grace is not laughing.

Actually she was laughing it was hurting. Grace Lerick can't laugh right now. Grace had an accident. Yeah. And it was no one's fault. No. But herself. Right. She's one of us. She's one of us. She's one of us herself. She fainted and hit her jaw. Jaw. And broke it. Broke it. And now she's on a lot of drugs. And we were like, Grace, we need to put the newsletter out tomorrow.

No. No. She texted him. That's fucked up. In the group chat she texts him and was like, guys I'm gonna be a little out of it this week so I don't know if I can edit the pod or do anything. And of course we're like, oh my god, don't even worry about us.

You're totally fine. Me and her on the side being like, wait, what's going on? There's a problem about finally getting a CEO of our company is that we didn't anticipate when freak accidents happen that she's literally gonna be high on something. Arguably her high is still better than us sober. 100%.

100%. We should just let her do the newsletter high. 100%. Grace is taking this week off, so if we're a little slow on social media. It's because Grace is taking a nap, a well-deserved nap. I sent her, on behalf of the two of us, I sent her, which should arrive tomorrow,

like an assortment. I was looking. You're so good at this. I love, this is my niche. This is what you live for. I live for that. You could put an accident. Put an accident, what's the best gift I can send?

I've been really topping all my baby gifts, too. My baby gifts are so good. I sent her an assortment of ice cream from us. Oh my God. That's so cute. Because she's on a liquid diet basically. Yes. So I figured she could, I was trying to find milkshakes,

but you can't mail them. And they're here. So I found myself in a pickle. So for some reason Grace told me first, cause I think we were doing something with burner phone, and then I was like, have you told Paige? And she's like, not yet. And we both were like, how do we break it down?

Yeah, and then she said that she has to be on a liquid diet. We could get her a juice, juices, but sometimes I feel like that's mean. Like making her drink fucking jalapeno pepper, cayenne, fucking. No, I was thinking about her last night, and I was like, what is she legitimately eating? Like, is she just eating soup and mashed potatoes?

Isn't that basically what Craig does? You know, literally. That's literally all Craig does. He had to go get his cholesterol checked because of it. Did he really? Well, because there's so much salt in soup. Yeah, the Haley Hardy? I was like, you're gonna have a heart attack.

Wait, Craig should do an ad with his mom like those football players do with the soup. Yeah. I'll run that by him. Sorry, just creative directing. So Grace, not okay. Not okay, and then so we walk in and we're telling Chris the story

and then Chris was like any man, was like I have a story that will relate. I wanna make this about myself. It's about me, look at my bloody photo. Well, cause I was like, she didn't do anything stupid relate. I want to make this about myself. It's about me, I have to look at my blinding photo. Well, because I was like, she didn't do anything stupid. She wasn't drunk. She literally, she fainted. And he goes, I did something stupid when I was drunk.

And we were like, do tell. Like any typical guy. But he said that he had a, what's it called? A teacher, a teacher doctor? I don't think it's called a student doctor. A student doctor, yeah. My college got canceled. You can give me a break. You did one charity event A student doctor. Yeah. My college got canceled. You can't give me a perfect answer.

You did one charity event at your college, next day they canceled it. They were like, this college is not good for anyone. It's so funny because my social circle right now is very interesting. I went to a 95th birthday party last night, absolutely lit. I had the best dress on, obviously. But I ran into the president of my college.

I'm like in the social circle in Albany. You can't even touch me up there. Like that you're just hanging out with the people that want to go to bed at 9 p.m. That's what I do. The party started at six. I was in bed by 8.30. I was like, this is the best time ever.

It sounds like my marriage. But I had a story one time about a student doctor. If you don't know, I got my appendix out in the third grade. Did you know that? Yeah, and you almost died. I didn't, but. Okay, you did add that to the story the first time. I did tell it.

They did burst and I wasn't there for a week. No, you could die. But. Anyone could die. When I, I think that was a very pivotal moment in my life because I was very bitchy when I was in the hospital. Like as a third grader, like I was very like, no, yes, get out of my room.

Someone brought you lunch and you just flipped the tray, you're like, what the fuck is this? I'm not eating that. And I had like a tube like in my nose, down my throat, into my stomach, so like I couldn't eat for a couple days, because it was like sucking out whatever. So no one could, my mom couldn't eat in front of me,

my dad couldn't eat in front of me because if I smelt it, I would freak out and I couldn't have it. So she's a pleasant to be around. A literal pleasure. Everyone on the floor loved me. But I will say my surgeon, I loved her because she was gorgeous.

She came in one time in the middle of the night in a literal leopard hat and I was like, you're stunning, I love you, you can operate on me. I will allow it. No, that's what I'm gonna say. If my surgeon's gorgeous, absolutely fucking not. If you took more effort into your face than what you're about to do

into my fucking inside of my body, no thank you. Why can't women do both? Why can't we be stunning, gorgeous, and perform surgery at the same time? This is like what I think about stylists, not to bring up stylists again, it makes us sound- It's very traumatic.

But like, just like doctor stylists, very similar. I don't want my stylist to be too put together. I want her to be working on other people's projects. I want her to look like she just came out of a sewer and is in all black and she's so tired from putting together outfits last night for other people. I hired my manager based on her sweater. We are speaking.

She walked into lunch, I said, you look amazing, you're hired. Run my whole career, please. And you know what? What I'm learning about this life, mental health moment, there's no right or wrongs. No. You just have to keep making decisions.

It's when you stop and you pause that life becomes difficult. I don't know what I'm talking about. So anywhere, what was I? So you're- Okay, so the doctor comes in. Being mean to everyone. Yeah, being mean to everyone. The doctor comes in and she goes,

I have a student, this is after she performs the surgery, she does it perfectly, amazing. She comes into my room. Now I'm literally six, like seven years old, maybe eight. So like her even asking, it could have been less. Her even asking me questions, like if she's allowed to do things on me is funny because I'm like a little kid.

But like, hip violation, you know? Like it's always following me. So I can distinctly remember her saying, I have a student doctor here. I think legally she has to tell you. Yes, would you allow him to take the tube, or no, they had taken the tube out of me, they had to put it back in me,

because I got like sick. She said, would you allow him to put this tube back in you? And I looked at her and I said, absolutely not. I was eight years old. I go, get away from me. And that's called boundaries. I'll never years old. I go, get away from me. And that's called boundaries. I'll never forget it. She had to have been like in her 40s,

now that I think of it. And he was definitely like in his 30s, but I literally felt a man and I go, no. I was just so proud of you as the doctor. And it's like, never let a man put anything down your throat. I was like a man in a tube in my body? I don't think so.

I know what's going on here. Keep your tube out of my mouth. And she goes, okay, then I'm gonna get another doctor to do it, and I go, I can do it. And she looks at my mom, and my mom is just like, I don't know, I'm being down here. I take the tube, I put it inside my nose, down my throat, into my stomach.

I go, anything else that we need to get done here today? So I'm a doctor. That's the most upsetting story. Isn't that insane? I wonder where that student doctor is now. That was his one opportunity to help someone and he never got it so he failed his test and now he's on the streets.

I was like, sorry. Try someone else, bozo. Not to make this about me, but my appendix got, what's it called? I got appendicitis. Yeah, wait, you don't have an appendix? No. Oh, right!

It happened a couple years ago. It happened while I was filming chat room. Yes. Throwback, I'm filming a TV show in my mom's kitchen. And you must have been sweating. And I'm sweating, and we're like, you know, I'm chatting with Portia, Giselle. My stomach's hurting, but like,

nine out of 10 times my stomach's hurting. So I'm just like, yeah, my stomach's hurting. No, that's what it is, you're like, just being a girl. My stomach's fucking hurting, I'm being a girl, whatever, I have to shit, but I couldn't poop. I think I unbuttoned my pants, because something was just like. The pressure is.

There was pressure happening, there was burning, there was something. I go, mom, my stomach's killing me. And she immediately looks at me and she goes, we have to go to the hospital, your appendix is gonna burst. And I go, what are you talking about? She goes, I've been waiting for this moment, I've been researching.

It was the most mom math shit ever, because my stomach, I'm always like, oh, my stomach hurts, and she's never acted like that. But your appendix is a different pain. We had to go to a hospital and we ended up going to the wrong hospital first and I remember thinking like, oh my God, we're almost there and then they're like, oh no, this is the wrong one.

I remember being like, I'm not gonna make it. I was like, am I fair as an order? Well, it's so poisonous, which is so crazy and I can remember being little and when mine burst, I was in the hospital room, and I said, oh, I feel better now. Like, something just happened, I feel fine. And the next thing I know, they're putting oxygen on me,

because they're like, we immediately have to take her to the OR, like, you could die if it leaks into wherever. They also do think that it's poop. Like, I remember she was like, you, I think my stuff was wrapped around my stuff. Yep, and that can happen. And that can happen, and they got confused they didn't know what was going on,

and I'm just like look, I can't tell if I'm literally just a little bit bloated or I'm gonna die, and that is so embarrassing. Because also it's always branded that girls are like dramatic, but women have the highest pain tolerance. That's the thing, I remember them being like, not giving me any pain pills,

and finally I had to be like, hey, could I get something? And they gave me something little, and I was like, no, no, no. They had to give me like crazy amount of morphine. I still felt it through the morphine. Yeah, I had to like, when I got my wisdom teeth out, I had to like get like four rounds of hydros, and I remember my mom being like so nervous,

she was like, you're gonna get addicted to them. Oh, you know when I got my wisdom teeth out, I wasn't even under. Really? Yeah, I just had a bad. You had a really bad reaction. I might put the picture in the newsletter one day because it's terrifying.

Also, can you put in the newsletter all your get well gifts? Because I was laughing, because on the way here, I was Googling what to get someone after an accident. Yeah. So there's this company that I use a lot. It's called, I'll put all of this in the newsletter.

I'll put my baby gift. Not this week though, we don't have one this week. We don't know what's going on. Like, do we have health insurance? We're great. What's going on? Well, she's under 26, so she's okay. Thank God.

She's still on her mom's. But there's this company called Gold Belly. And I found it, I think during COVID, my friends were using it. And you can ship any food, famous food from different parts of the country to anywhere. So like- And that's so Italian coded of you.

So Italian. So one of my girlfriends, she made her mikvah. She became Jewish and she had to do this ritual and it was a mikvah. So I sent her a spread from Katsedeli. Cause I was like, what do you send? Someone who's just became Jewish and she had to do this ritual and it was a mikveh. So I sent her a spread from Katz-Deli because I was like, what do you send? Someone who's just became Jewish. I'm like, obviously, a sandwich board.

Is that your love language? Sending gifts. Sending gifts and not having to see the actual person. One, I love it. I'm thinking of you, but don't text me. No, since I've moved into my new apartment, I haven't gotten any furniture because it's not, like hasn't been shipped yet.

And I'm waiting for the specific couch from CB2. And I'm really thinking about never getting furniture because I have my bed, which is all I really need. And I'm the one that lives there. And everyone that's texted me like, oh my God, you moved, like, I gotta come over and see it. I'm like, yes, as soon as I get furniture, you're coming over.

So I haven't had to have anyone over in like a month and I love it. Hot take, furniture is overrated. I think it's actually a multi-level marketing scheme. Why do you need so many chairs? I don't, like I literally, I don't. Why do you need random tables? Why do you, like why?

Cause I like when things are like clean and nothing's ever been clean in my apartment. The more shit you have, the more stuff you put on it. I won't put a bunch of clothes on a chair if I don't have a chair. My apartment's never been cleaner. All you really need is a bed, one couch. Minimalist.

And you don't even need the couch. No. And then you have a toilet. And that's really it. I have my squatty potty and I'm fine. MTF cribs, here's my squatty potty. Honestly, when I was moving, my mom was like so embarrassed to move it.

She was like, so gross. Can you just like throw that out? I can't believe you even have that with like Craig. You have a boyfriend. I'm like, he knows that I shit sometimes. Yeah, and I have a steady flow and a wide set butthole. You wanna know something else? I haven't gotten my period, we all know that,

but I genuinely think I'm going through the P, I'm getting it without getting it. The ghost PMS. Yeah, it's really fucking annoying. And now, and I know that I'm synced up to Taylor Fitzgerald, so I texted her, I texted her the other day, and I go, hey, any chance. Wait, why'd I get jealous?

Sorry. I just got weird. Sorry. I was like, oh, she's. It's because I was with her for a whole week, and then I was like, I feel like I'm getting my period, and she goes, I just got it today. Yeah.

So I was like, maybe we synced up. So I texted her, and I said, any chance you're feeling a little PMS-ate, because I just ordered IHOP. And she texted me back. Wait, I have to see what she texted me back because she texted me back something so fucking insane. She was like, so yeah, I think I am PMS-ing also.

What's your IHOP order? Oh, I don't, I never have ever been to IHOP. And all of a sudden I was just like, wait, I need't, I never have ever been to IHOP. And all of the sudden, I was just like, wait, I need pancakes. Yeah, they also have really good hash browns. She said, well, I just saw a cute old lady in a restaurant and so I'm crying, so maybe we are due. Okay.

Okay. Do you ever like, you ever in a situation with someone you love and then you randomly will go and think about a movie montage of their whole life with them and then when they're gone and then think about. Are you talking about your grandpa? No, but people who are alive and you're like,

this was moments I'll think about when they're dead. Anyway, my week has been going really well. I dyed my hair red. It's so good. This is kind of what I always thought it looked like, but I didn't, I finally bleached it. Oh, you did? I didn't ask her.

Okay. I basically was like, this is what I want. And I was like, but you don't have to bleach it, right? And she was like, no, we fully have to bleach it. And I was like, okay, just don't tell me that you're bleaching it. So how long, how long from start to finish, how long were you there?

Probably like three hours. And that was today? Yeah. I love it. I just showed up. My girl Stephanie, shout to Stephanie at IGK Salon, she doesn't tell me anything. Okay.

She just, we make eyes, I show her a photo, she disappears, starts mixing some stuff. And people ask me all these questions, they're like, did she do this? I'm like, I don't ask. I don't know. Who am I to ask her? Yeah, who am I?

To disrespect her art. Who am I to question? You ask the surgeon. I'm gonna question Stephanie? I'm gonna question Stephanie. I'm gonna say, oh, did you use CB2 in it? No! Did you use A473?

No, I'm gonna let her do her thing. If she did say, hey, can I use a student hair colorist on it? Then you'd be like, ma! That's how I bleached my hair in college at a student place for $35. And the girl literally was like, I'm not gonna bleach your hair. And I was like, do it, I have things going on in my life

that I need to do it right now. As a former student, no. No. Chris said a former student, doctors stapled your head. Yeah, 13 staples. I don't remember them asking me. They probably did. They probably did. But honestly, I think it would have been like,

yeah, sure, everybody's gotta learn. Well, most of the gigglers are doctors, so they'll probably DM us and tell us if that's a legal thing that has to be done. Like they have to tell you it's a student doctor? I'm looking for a lawsuit, so if they can tell me that I have a case, I'm down. When did that happen, Chris?

Like 2021. So not long ago. I thought it was pretty long ago. Oh, okay. That's your limitation for stapling. Oh my God. I feel like you, have you watched the TikTok dance documentary?

I love that I can call it work when I have to be like, I have. Everyone stop calling me, I have to watch the TikTok dance cult documentary for research for Giggler Squad. Where do we begin? First of all, so can we just talk about like the cinematography in terms of like the story

and like the way they put together. Such a well put together documentary for three episodes. Like the Ashley Madison documentary should have like taken notes. Like this was done so well. I think the craziest part about it is Like the Ashley Madison documentary should have taken notes. Like this was done so well. I think the craziest part about it is I don't think I've ever watched a documentary in real time it's happening.

Like she's still in it on TikTok. Did you know about it? No. So I had heard murmurs, I think, because I'm kind of adjacent to the cult community. So it comes up on my algae Or just like I don't know what that was I'm sorry, I apologize It's a academy. So it was on my algorithm and Basically, I looked at the girl 7m. I started following some stuff. So I knew about it

It is so heartbreaking long story short I looked at the girl, 7M, I started following some stuff, so I knew about it. It is so heartbreaking, long story short. These girls are dance, dancing's a cult. First of all, dancing's a cult. Dancing's a cult. Dancing's a cult. Dancing is what you do, I don't know, but it's not what you do organized, okay?

Once you start dancing, you know all those videos where everyone's in a circle and someone's dancing, that's a cult. So you should know that. Also, like, does it get so, like, if you just take a circle and someone's dancing, that's a cult. So you should know that. Also, like, it's just, it's so, like if you just take a second to stop and think, like, there are multiple people in that moment that looked at each other and were like,

are we in a cult? Like, and they were married to each other that like got out. So I just think that's a funny moment to have that you could look back on in 20 years and be like, remember that time we were like, hey, I think we're in a cult. Well the crazy thing is some people get out after three years

which seems like a crazy long time and then some people are like, it took them 23 years. But cults are real and I have empathy for people in cults because I want to belong to something. I want to put all my faith in something else and just like have hope and listen to someone. And also like you can see how they joined it because like they were making money.

This was their job, they're all dancers. Like, and also with like TikTok, with all the dancing TikTokers becoming like really big during COVID and stuff. Yeah, of course they don't know how to do like contracts or like brand deals. And it's some persons being like, hey, we're gonna do it for all of you.

And like, this is how we're gonna set up. And you respect a couple people in it. You're like, amazing, this is great. And I like talking about this because at any time anyone could fall into a cult, this guy in particular created Shekinah, which for some reason sounds like vagina to me. Yeah, I- And they kept saying Shekinah.

I'm like, is it Shekina? I feel like it's not Shekinah. Okay, throughout the entire documentary, I still don't know what they meant when they like vagina to me. And they kept saying Shekinah. I'm like, is it Shekina? I feel like it's not Shekinah. Okay, throughout the entire documentary, I still don't know what they meant when they were referring to that. That's the name of his church. So people can just make a church and call it something. And they went with Shekinah.

I wanna know the back story on that. There could have been a whole episode on how they came up with Shekinah. Chris is Googling it. Watch out for what comes up. So he basically, he takes advantage of like, I think it was like immigrants who were especially going through a hard time, they're feeling confused,

they're having trouble with their parents, and he gets them into this church, and he gets them all to work for him, and you're just giving it to the church, and everyone's happy, but then you realize he's sexually assaulting them, da da da da da, you know where it goes. So then, I guess he always wanted to be famous,

or like be powerful, so he heard about these dancers and was like, hey, I'll do contracts for you, and someone who he's with did video, it just like worked organically, next thing you know, these dancers are giving 20% to him, 10% to the church, another 10% to something else, another 10%, but it's all going to him. Yeah. And it...

They should spend one week with you. And they'd be like, no. One week with you and you'd be like, you're not paying for that. You're not getting an Uber XL for him? No. Absolutely not. Put your coins back in your pocket.

You are very good at like finances and knowing when like no. I mean, I'm not. Look, not that I'm cheap, but I don't like being ripped off. No, you hate it. And you know the second I got into that cult, I'd be like, where's this 10% going? I know that I would never be in a cult because you would never allow me to pay any money.

You'd be like, where's that going? No, but you would fully be that person where I'm like, Paige, where is all your money? You've made so much money. And you'd be like, I have no idea where it is. I don't know. I don't know. But these dancers, they're working really hard

and they have each other. But long story short, he did this thing where he said, you have to die. For your family. Die on your family or die for your family. He was comparing it to like how Jesus died for our sins or something and he was saying like if you want your family to go to heaven you have to also die for them. So like you have to not ever speak to them

again and like. So if you're not sure if you're in a cult, if they're telling you. You can't call your mom. Every single. You're in a cult Yeah, if your mom can't send you a meme, I know, you're in a cult. If your mom can't DM you a meme, you're in a cult. And it's like, it's one thing if you're having a hard relationship with one of your parents, but if they tell you that every single person in your life is fucked up, like let's be honest, sometimes it problems you.

I'm gonna say something, and it might be a little controversial, but I just don't feel like anyone who is Italian has ever been in a call Because of our moms Because there's no way I'm calling my mom and being like sorry I can't come home She'd be like oh really okay, I'll be there in 15 minutes. I'll pull you out by your fucking hair I don't care how old you are you're coming home with me If I don't call my mom in three hours She's like what's going on my mom would have been man's house

She would have like that man. I'd be afraid for him. I call the cops for him No, no, you know anyone's coming your way buddy Do you know when like something happens and you're like, you know what my mom Hey, mr. Cult leader like I know you're I know you're like you do not want my mom to get involved. You're like hey Mr. Cult Leader like I know you're... I know what we're trying to do here and I'm like so supportive. What don't you have Lenora to get involved? It's not gonna be good. Like she'll bring this... burn it all down. Like I mean I don't... yeah so I just feel like no one in Italians ever like succumbed to a cult or like a multi-level marketing because... But the parents it is like so f**ks up because the parents some of them like retired early so they could like fight multi-level marketing because. But the parents, it is like so fucked up

because the parents, some of them like retired early so they could like fight to get their children back. But this is where it got fucked up. Finally the parents are speaking out, it gets attention. So he changes his strategy and says, actually don't die on your family because if you do that they're gonna like speak up and bring bad attention to us. You have to stay in contact with them

to make them think that you haven't died on them. And that's why she keeps like posting Instagrams, but they're like acting. It's literally like when your friend is in a toxic relationship, and you know they're in a toxic relationship, they do, but they don't. And then you hang out with them,

and the whole time you're like, ah, ah, ah, ah, and he's there and you're like, ah, ah, ah, ah, oh my God, no, that just made me so uncomfortable. That's literally how they hung out. I think the dad was probably the saddest part of the whole thing. The way the dad cried, because seeing a dad

have two daughters, yeah, he's a girl dad, so he's emotional. And I felt bad for him the most. It's also hard because you see the sister, she's finally getting married. The one who isn't in the cult. And she's now dealing with different levels of like losing someone, whatever it's called,

the stages of grief. Like mourning. Yeah, so now she's in an angry place where she's like, I actually don't want to invite her to my wedding. And it's not like they weren't. They were best friends. But it's also not like they weren't something on TikTok.

Like they already had a lot of followers, they were doing brand deals, like they had become big on their own, just being good dancers and being sisters. So they didn't even need this weird cult to help them. And so I think that's the weirdest part. It's like, okay, you literally just dropped your sister. Yeah.

Like how do you get so brainwashed so quickly is what's scary to me. I think also, cause she's in a relationship, look, men are involved. Yeah. But men, I didn't wanna say it. That's a great campaign slogan, or just like men are involved.

So let's. Side note, I do have to say it. Campaign slogan or just like men are involved. So let's. Side note, I do have to say, New York City is out of control right now. It's 85 fucking degrees. And I have to say the men are out of control right now. Have you walked outside recently? No. No.

No. And now I'm really not gonna. Don't go outside. So when it's hot out, like the men, like first of all, like the crazies come out. And men are just walking around like no shirt, just like spitting everywhere, like spitting. Like why is every man spitting?

Chris is laughing because he's one of them. And then they're like sweaty, and then everywhere you go, you smell a smelly man. And it's like, this is why people go to the Hamptons. No, I don't know who told the men that all of the sudden it's 85 degrees and the New York City streets are their personal gym. No, literally.

If I see one more man running. If I get no bowed by a fucking jogger. In your little short shorts, your no shirt, who told you you could wear no shirt running down 47? Stop stretching on the corner, no one wants to see that. No, and like, okay, we got it. You went to Harvard 30 years ago, drop it. You don't need to wear the t-shirt, running.

Like go to the YMCA, like a normal fucking human. Go to Equinox or go to the West Side Highway. Stop like running, stopping at like the crosswalk and like. Like cutting people off, doing a pick, making me fucking like play this game like I'm playing deep basketball defense on you. I didn't ask. I'll trip his ass. Yeah.

So, we're against exercise. We're against exercise. Women against exercise. We're against dancing? It's so hard to make a living dancing. It is really hard. Because even if you become like Beyonce's backup dancer, you're still not making good money, I think.

She has like 400 backup dancers. But it's a tough life because you only do it for the tour. When you're on tour, yeah. And then you have to wait for Lady Gaga to pick you up and who knows, Rihanna's not making her music. And I bet there's a lot of politics and drama of like, oh, he danced for her, like I'm not picking him. Like I don't like, you know, so there's probably so much.

The dance drama's crazy. Also, one injury, you're out. And you're done. One sprain of ankle. And they never like say who the dancers are. It's not like they get any like notoriety or like their names are never anywhere. So I feel like they do have a thing.

And like, yeah, so you think you could dance was fun. Anyway, the cult thing is crazy. So it sounds like we are against people in the arts. Yeah, we're against women in the arts. Yeah. We're against women in the arts. She's in the cult still. So all we can do is help people who are thinking of joining dance right now. Say maybe, maybe just stick to getting a little drunk

on Saturday and shaking your ass and then call it a day. Let's dance a couple times. Somewhere else. Also people who are like, I love dancing. Okay. You know those friends are like, I love dancing. Okay. You know those friends who are like, I just wanna dance tonight. I'm like, go to therapy.

I've never had one of those friends, I don't think. I've never had a friend who's really good at dancing. Hailey's really good at dancing. Oh yes she is. But she's not annoying about it. No. You know some of those friends who at any point wanna show off, Hailey would accidentally,

you'll be like, oh wait I forgot she's a dancer. But Hailey will break out into song at any moment. Yeah, these songs. Hailey will, not just any song, Whitney fucking Houston. Hailey won't throw dancing in our face, but she will throw her voice in our face. If you say I want to dance tonight, it means you want to do drugs.

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Let's be honest. Um, I actually took a lot of notes for this episode. Let's begin Someone asked me speaking of outfits. Are you wearing polka dots for continuity? For continuity like as if I'm shooting something and it has to like make sense No, I wore one dress for all my shows in Europe I was like wait, what are they even talking about? I brought other dresses. Oh like for videos Yeah, I don't know. It just look the other dresses didn't hit the same You know when you like find an outfit that works. Yeah, so once I get it I go we're wearing this until I can't wear it anymore. I'm very into polka dots for the summer. It's so cute

It's so cute. It's so cute. It's like vintage vibe feeling. And I like that style dress on you. Do you remember I finally bought real sunglasses? They were like $180. Okay, where'd you get them from? Vintage from Reformation on Melrose. All I have is Amazon, but I was like,

I deserve one nice pair. You lost them first day in Europe. Stop. No I didn't, where is it? Stop. Didn't lose anything else. I have my toothbrush, I have all my headphones, every Delta headphone.

Isn't that just the way? I literally look, I'm like, mom, I lost my headphones. She's like, no. No. So that was your enemies. Those were just like working and stuff. My enemies. Then I wrote, I dress like I'm pregnant.

No. I actually do. Like, you know when people are like, oh I have to change my style because I'm pregnant? I will not have to change my style at all. Everything I wear is stretchy. Me and my mom go back and forth on this all the time. My mom does not like the trend where like,

it's cool to like have your stomach out when you're pregnant. She's like, I'm just not used to it. No one ever did that when we were younger. Where I think it's now having a baby bump is like a literal accessory. A thousand percent. It's like, oh, I'll wear this top

and then my baby bump. Bedazzle it. Well, yeah, I could see you in a white button down that just opens up and then you have a little skirt and a bag. Yeah, and it's just like, I'll wear flats in my baby bump. Like so I like- Which baby bump should I wear with this shirt?

No, but I plan my outfits based on like- bloat. Yeah, I don't want to be uncomfortable ever. Yeah, like if I put it on and it's tight, yeah, we're not lasting the day in that. We're not lasting the day. So I'm excited for We're not lasting the day in that. We're not lasting the day. So I'm excited for, just like I'm pregnant. Also, heels.

Have you seen these videos of the WNBA girls? They're putting on these like fun, sick outfits and I'm loving it. I follow WNBA right now. I'm like very into it. No, it's having a real, the controversy. All this, I'm, How come no one's talking about that they're paying these girls pennies?

Yeah. Why? People are talking about, because no one in the past was like paying for advertising because they weren't getting enough views in their games for TV. But now the views are up and now people are like, okay, so let's raise the pay.

Okay, so are they allowed to do brand deals on their own? Or just, okay. Yes, but it's evolving, it's changing, it's just taking some time. I need someone to step in and give the women the paycheck they deserve. Now you sound like you wanna start a basketball cult and take 20% of all the brand deals.

I'm like, is there a union? Cause I'll start one for organized sports. My favorite thing is these girls are wearing these cool outfits and they're videoing them walking to the locker room. And it makes me feel so seen because none of them are in heels. Can't walk in heels. Have you seen it?

And they walk exactly how I walk in heels. Because when you live in sneakers, like you're made to be like a fast athlete. Like you walk. You don't change how you walk. You're like, I'm an athlete, I'm walking. I'm here. And this is how I walk. So then you put heels on and they're like,

literally a deer on ice. And it made me feel so see and so happy. Cause Caitlin Clark, oh my God, she's wearing like fancy YSL ones. And it looked like she was. No, Angel Reese was like tip-top. What if someone like sprains an ankle before the game could because of their you say Lauren

imagine high heels on my pitties oh My god if one of the girls that would that would be all the NBA would need look all the Dare the men to walk in heels. No. Some men are probably good at it. Speaking of men, one more time. Someone put a stat out there, I don't know where the stat came from or the legitimacy of it at all. But the stats? For someone who doesn't love math, I love a stat.

I love a good stat, I love a good Ben diagram. I don't want to count anything, but I want the numbers. I love a good stat, I love a good Ben diagram. I don't wanna count anything, but I want the numbers. Tell me if you're above or below. This woman said that women are only physically attracted to 4% of men. Spot on. Cause you ever have those moments where you're like trying to figure out if you're gay or straight?

Cause I'm like, I'm not attracted to girls, but I'm also not attracted to most men. Right. So it becomes very cloudy at some point. I feel like every girl does have that moment. I mean, I feel like I did have that moment in college when I was like, started watching girl on girl porn and I got like really scared.

I was like, wait, I'm going to have to tell my mom that I'm a lesbian. All straight girls like girl on girl porn. I don a lesbian. All straight girls like girl on girl porn. I don't know if lesbians like girl on girl porn. I would assume they do. No, we have to do it again. Because they're doing it in real life. So I would assume that they're down with it.

But I get that we as straight girls, we watch it because we're like, they're safe. They're straight girls. Everything's fine. They can't get pregnant if they don't want to be. Everything's good. They're braiding each other's fine. They can't get pregnant if they don't want to be. Like everything's good. They're braiding each other's hair. Like they're gonna like take a nice nap after. Like she keeps asking her like are you hungry?

Do you want a snack? So like I get that. But in terms of. I think it's cause I'm not attracted to any man who would do porn. So once the man gets in I'm like like, I don't wanna fuck him. No. I almost would rather watch two guys who are gay.

It's so funny that you bring this up. I had a friend, I love when this happens. I was just talking about this the other day. I had a friend tell me a story where she said that her, her friend and her friend's husband, they watch porn together and they have sex and whatever and they always are switching up their porn. And the husband said, let's watch guy on guy.

And so in my head, I'm like, well, she's married to a gay man. But then I'm like, oh, wait, but if I watch girl on girl, then, but I'm not gay. But what is, is that the equivalent? I just don't know if that is the equivalent. And she said, as the woman, she was like, no, I'm into watching Guy on Guy.

And so I'm like, maybe you're gay too. Oh my God. No, porn is very confusing. Cause one of my good friends, I Willman, is a lesbian and she likes watching two gay guys. Interesting. Very interesting. And I always feel like you don't pick your porn. Like you're attracted to what- The porn picks you.

No, literally, it does. I feel like porn picks you. Like you don't pick what gets you off. You just see it and you're like, oh, and now I like that. I didn't know I liked that, but I guess I do. That's how fetishes happen. One day something weird happens and a breeze hits your clit the wrong way

and you're like, oh no, now I am pointy. No, it's the same thing with things you don't. Something will happen and you're like, oh, yeah, don't ever do that to me again. I didn't like that. Everyone's gay and everyone's straight and everyone's on the spectrum. Happy pride.

And happy pride. And happy fucking pride. And you don't pick your porn, your porn picks you. Your porn picks you. And that's like, I think that's nice. The porn algae finds you. Des and I still can't, we still can't do the porn thing. You two are too funny together.

Thank you. You're too comedic. We just, it takes a lot for us to get into a serious enough play. We can't even, we can't. I want to be that couple. You guys can't even look at each other during sex because you're like, it's just funny that we do this. Look, every now and then, we we're like we have to stop talking. We just like we went through a whole we went through a whole thing. I'm sweating.

I don't know how we even got there but we went through a journey. Do you want another stat? Yeah I do. She's like I'm so excited. So the founder of Spanx, Sarah Blakely, yes, came up on my algae today and she said that women were not able to get a business loan until like a surprising time. Like you either had to have a man co-sign it or like be part of the loan. What year do you think women legally were allowed to get a business loan on their own? 1975? 1988. 1988. Like our own moms couldn't get a business loan.

So you couldn't start a business and go to the bank and be like, I need, you needed a man? Little bird brain woman, no. Go make someone a sandwich. Bird brain woman. Go watch some girl on girl porn. You can't run a business. Oh my god. And that's why there's a wage gap.

Also imagine like one woman that went into the bank and was like, okay, I need a business loan. And some guy being like, ha ha ha ha, no. And then the Spanx girly literally has like a billionaire business right now. But also this is, look, we've been a little negative on men this episode. Chris, we love you.

I think there's really two types of men. There's men who like actually don't like women. Then there's the men who like don't like women. Yeah. Then there's the men who actually fucking love women. That's why I think fuck boys is interesting because there's the fuck boy that's like, he's in his own shit, whatever, but then there's the fuck boy who actually really hates women. hates women

and wants to hang with the boys and talk bad about women. I've dated a few men that they hated women because they had such mommy issues for whatever reason. They hated them. But then I've also dated fuckboys that like, they love their fucking mom. Like their mom puts them on a pedestal and that's why they're a fuckboy

because they're like, I'm not gonna get in trouble. This isn't bad, like my mom thinks I'm perfect. So it's like that I think is the majority. Or they love their mom too much where it's like, yeah they're not treating women as normal people, it's just like my mom then everyone else is less than her kind of thing. You just need men who look you in the eye

and fucking listen to you. How did we get the bar so low? I'm just trying to help the girlies, cause I feel like in my 20s, I really did not understand red flags. You couldn't decipher. I thought, I was like, okay, so we need them to be hot and successful and funny,

but we also need to somehow figure out that they're not a serial killer, that they also will be trustworthy, that they also will be kind. Like, this is too much stuff that I'm navigating, and I also have to be like, have chemistry with them. It's a lot. And also they have to be like have chemistry with them Yeah a lot and Also, they have to be like nice to you and they also have to like make you laugh and they also have to like plan

Stuff and then like want to see you It's a lot you have to check off a lot of things and then you don't know who you are Right cuz like then you're alone and you're like what the fuck's going on here No, then you're with him and you're like, mold me baby. No, the men are always bad. I've been over them for a minute. I stay over them. Oh God.

I love the summer because I love a fun drink. You will never see me go to the store and be like, let's get a drink, and I get a water. Those people are so boring. You know what's so funny? I'm always thirsty. Like if someone has a drink, if someone has a drink, I have to have a sip of it.

Like even if I wasn't thirsty before, but I see you drinking something, I'm like, I need a sip. Like I'm so thirsty. Like a jewel. Yeah. I'm like, let me hit that. When you'm so thirsty. Like a jewel. Yeah. Let me hit that. When you go into like a gas station or like a bodega, what's your like go-to drink? Because I go through phases the same way

where like you go through food phases. Like right now I'm in a real diet Dr. Pepper phase. Can't get enough of them. People don't talk about enough. Diet Dr. Pepper is so fucking good. Arguably better than regular Dr. Pepper. Arguably better, diet. Dr. Pepper is so fucking good arguably better than regular doctor arguably better But also dr. Pepper in general my favorite soda How have we not brought up the doctor before wait he's the only person I want to deal with my appendix is dr. Pepper

Dr. Pepper, who is he? Gynecologist I'd actually allow it Wait, we've never talked about this. It also could be a woman. And I will talk, it could be a, wow. Wow, that was bad of us. And that was on us. And that was us. And that was us. We didn't apologize.

And that was on us. We assumed it was a man. But it was men's fault that we thought that. Yes, it brainwashed us. Would you ever have a male guy now? You know, um... It's been so lonely, I guess. You know, um. It's been so lonely, I guess.

It's been so lonely. Here's the thing, for my everyday, like my annual checkup. I thought you were gonna say anal. Like, I'm just, I'm more comfortable with a woman if I had something really wrong with me and I needed like a team of doctors, yes, I would allow a man to like take a look.

See? Like, I do have to say. I certainly don't want a man being like, okay, you're gonna feel a little pressure. Like, nah. Male gynecologist, I think should be illegal. Yeah, I think it's like a weird. Cause I don't know a lot about doctors.

I don't know anything about Dr. Pepper, but I know that there's a point where as a doctor you can decide where you want to go yeah so that means they look so in the eye and was like I want gynecology I want to study pussy yeah and it's like why do you want to do that well you can be wait can you be an. Can you be a doctor that delivers babies and not be a gynecologist? Great question, it's like a rectangle and a square. Like, cause I think you can be just like

a regular gynecologist and not deliver babies. And then I think you can deliver babies in a hospital and not be like the routine pap smear kind of doctor. That is a really fucking good question. Because isn't that when you go and it's like gynecology slash OBGYN? Yes, yes. I don't know.

I don't either. And you wanna know what? We don't, we're not in a position to know. Because we're not ready for children. Chris is so confused right now. I'm trying so hard, guys. I'm trying so hard. Think about it from our perspective.

If I chose of all the things to help, I'm like, I wanna deal with dicks. That's fucking weird. You know what's even crazier? They don't even have a doctor for that. They're not going. They're not going. Wait, do they just make up a pussy doctor

so doctors can just be creepy? I think it's so crazy, because I'm like, you don't go and get him checked to make sure he's doing what he's supposed to be doing every couple years? I know that nurses will put their hand on their balls and ask them to cough. Has that happened to you, Chris?

That's happened to me, yeah. And I know that one. Did you ask why they did that? No, I mean, they put staples in my head. I didn't ask questions about that either. This is my thing. Yeah. I only want a woman.

A woman. Yeah. I think it's weird. It's like priest. Like how did you get there? Then I'll... I'm not even gonna get into that right now. My question for you,

masseuse, do you pick male or woman? Female. Female. Oh my God. That's so vulnerable. No. Just because, literally only because, I don't trust anyone. And I'm certainly not gonna put myself face down.

I think because I was an athlete, not that athletes have not been in horrible situations, but like I've had a lot of male like doctor physical stuff, and sometimes they're really fucking good at massage. And like I don't mind an ugly old dude, if once I had a hot guy massage me I couldn't do it was a full date In my head yeah, like he was like this is boring because after I'd be like Are we so are you gonna ask for my number because I just let you touch the whole thing was and not in like a fun way Like I wasn't relaxed. I was like yeah, we're fully first date. Actually, it's funny because me and Craig got massages the other day in my apartment. You can like do it on an app and have someone come over.

And he was like, okay, do you want a girl or a guy? And I was like, what? Obviously a girl. And he was like, okay, I don't know. Like if you wanted to like it harder. Does he care about girl or guy? He gets a girl. Because I think guys feel like, okay,

you're not gonna like touch me. But that's how I feel too think guys feel like, okay, you're not gonna touch me. But that's how I feel too. I'm like, okay, you're not gonna touch me. I wanna see the guy first. And honestly, the uglier the better. If he's hot, we're not fucking doing this. I literally was like, he was massaging my something and I was sucking it.

Yeah. I was like, no, I need to fully sus the situation out. Yeah. You know where I do sometimes enjoy a man? Where? At the nail salon. I'm not afraid to have a man do my nails. Sometimes I feel like they're very good.

I like when they do my feet because it makes me feel powerful. Yeah. That's actually a great... I'm like, yeah, rub my feet. Yeah. I like when they rub my feet. But I'm not, I'm not afraid of...

Because I'm looking down onto them. Yeah. We're not afraid of some men in the workplace. Are we Dominatrix and we just don't know it? No, because I think that would also give us the ick. Why do you have a ball in your mouth? Like, what are we doing here? Anyway, when I go to a bodega-

Yeah. Oh, we're back to the drink, I forgot. I don't like sparkling stuff. Just putting that out there. I think it's aggressive. I think it's like TV static in your mouth. I just... I don't want bubbles.

But you like carbonate. You're drinking a carbonated drink. Yeah, because there's nothing else in the fridge right now and I'm not happy about it. I'm doing it against my will. I've never really noticed that you never go for a La Croix. Whoa. You just had a stroke.

I just had a stroke. A La Croix. You never go for a sparkling water ever. Interesting. No, I don't want sparkling water. I think it's so aggressive. It's in your face. It's like, just relax.

So I love a juice, but you can't do full juice because that's like insane. You love a watered down juice. So I need a watered down juice so then we because that's like insane. You love a watered down juice. So I need a watered down juice. So then we have to get creative. And you like a watered down juice because when you were younger, your mom used to water down your juice

and that's the way you like it. Because I was like, too sweet. If you gave me full apple juice, bitch was wildin'. I was like, let's fucking party. Definitely wasn't wearing her matching hat, throwing it in the fucking dirt. She's like, that's it, no more juice for Hannah.

She's on, that's it, no more juice for Hannah. No, they're like, she's on the juice again. You're like your first grade teacher being like, Hannah's on the juice again. No, my mom would get mad. Anyway, so this is gonna be a little crazy. I fuck with an aloe vera drink. Interesting. No, this is the thing about aloe vera drinks.

Don't get the pineapple, it's way too sweet. Okay. Get the plain, sometimes thing about aloe vera drinks. Don't get the pineapple, it's way too sweet. Okay. Get the plain, sometimes the mango will be a little sweet. Get some water on the side just in case you need water down. I don't think I've ever had an aloe vera drink. This is the craziest thing about aloe vera drinks. There's chunks of aloe in it. Like a bubble tea?

No, like chunks of something. No. Do you chew, bite it? Yeah. Or they just swallow? You could swallow, you could chew. Is it good, bite it? Or are they just swallow? You can swallow, you can chew. Is it good for you? Like what are the? This thing, in theory aloe vera sounds good for you.

For somehow I think by the time it gets into the form that it is in the bodega, I can't say that it's good for you. But it's not bad for you. It's not bad for you. Okay, it's better than drinking like a soda. It's better than getting your diet Dr. Yeah, it's better than getting your diet. Dr. Pepper Yeah, now this never happens, but I on my rider when I'm performing performing I get white

Gatorade zero And you come up with the most random things. It's actually not random. There's a method to my madness I want Gatorade, but I can't be drinking like full Gatorades all the time because that's like liquid cocaine. So I get Gatorade zero, because I want to drink a lot of them. Like I'm putting them down. Then you can't get a colored one

because then your lips and your tongue will be colored. So I get the white one, and I will go through like four Gatorades a night. And you don't water that down, you drink those straight? Straight. Straight up. Crispy cold. On the rocks? On the rocks. Fuck my shit up. Water that down you drink those straight straight straight up crispy cold

We can get in a fight cuz then I also I love an iced tea I like a diet apple I feel like you love like an all we love st. James. Yes. We love a st. James James we love um a liquid death has an iced tea too that's good. So I like that vibe. When I was in Europe, I was like, can I have an iced tea in Ireland actually? And they were like, no. So then I had to order apple juice like a little kid. I love in Europe when they will straight up say no to you. Like restaurants in New York,

I've been in restaurants in New York where you ask for something and they're like, oh, let me check if we have that. And then they'll send someone to the store and get it. Oh, what restaurants are you going to? I don't know, I think that's happened once or twice. But there's something about in Europe, literally at my mom's house,

my dad was like, I'll go get it. No, in Europe they'll just be like, no bitch. And Des kept laughing because every restaurant, I'd be like, can I have iced tea? And he's like, how, we're gonna. No, in Europe they'll just be like, no, bitch. And Des kept laughing, because at every restaurant I'd be like, can I have iced tea? And he's like, how many times are you gonna ask? And I'm like, well, I'm gonna try. Like, maybe the one place ran out.

Yeah, they don't know what it is, or they just don't care yet. They don't do it, and then we could kind of make it. And once they get confused, I'm like, no, because then I don't want them to try to do it. And Europe doesn't do ice. They're not that into ice. And they're not that into air conditioning.

I know. And I don't know what it is. And I don't know if it's because we're spoiled, we know what it feels like and they don't know what it feels like. Or if they're just actively like, we don't want that. This is the thing, they've had infrastructure for hundreds more years.

Where did they miss that part of it? My friend, Gianmarco Suresse, he's a comedian, had a funny tweet where he was like, do I want to go to Europe and experience all these cultures and all these things, or do I want air conditioning? And a diet coke and a fucking glass of ice. Also, I do have to say, Apple is out to get everyone,

because the second you land in Europe, there's no way to charge anything. Like you're, you're scared. The converters. I don't know why collectively we couldn't have just had all the same plugs. What are you guys talking at UN meetings? Because if this stuff happens in Jocket, I don't know.

Like we need to get someone else in here because this is a real problem. I want good vibes and I want everyone to have the same charger. Yeah, and it's like, how many? I don't get the voltage. Like, oh, can't go above this voltage. Need an adapter. Nope, need a converter. You also can't blow dry your hair in the bathroom in Europe. Anywhere. You can't do it anywhere.

Well, then they started putting these USB ports, but then Apple decides, let's stop using USB. Yeah, and they're like, actually, we're going to change it to USB-C. Like, I've never had more cords that don't work just sitting there and it's and then then when you're trying to order it like I don't understand what a UBC tea fuck you is like I don't know what that is. I'll strangle myself with the cords like I'll freaking lose it. So anyway, um, but I had a lot of fun.

Good. It was a blast. And I had a lot of fun. Good. Yeah. It was a blast. It was a blast. And I'll go back and make a share. Other drinks I like to get, a hint water if I'm feeling really healthy. So like you don't gravitate towards a soda,

you gravitate more towards. I do not want carbon energy touching my fucking tongue. See like I love a poppy, I love like a, I love a soda. But like when you're thirsty? Yeah like I'll chug a sparkling water. I don't give a fuck. Because you wanna know what? Maybe I am into BDSM because I love that fucking burn.

Like if I'm really thirsty and I chug like a Pellegrino water, I love the way it tingles. Wait that is so funny. That's two types of girls. If you like to chug sparkling water, you like to get chug like a Pellegrino water. I love the way it tingles. That is so funny. That's two types of girls. If you like to chug sparkling water, you like to get choked. Yeah. And that's a stat.

See, literally me, I will take a sip and I go, ow, ow, ow. And that's gotta be a stat. We're all chug it, let it burn. And then I'll be like, Craig, choke me. Oh. See, this is the thing. I am like dealing with enough demons in my head. I don't wanna also fight my drink like for my life, you know?

See, I don't know what it is. I'm like always really thirsty. Like I need a water at all times. Yeah. Like I'm always dehydrated, always need to chug something. Well, I'm trying to drink more water. Not really.

Not really at all. Anyway. Anyhow, I do have to say I was editing. Yes, and how is it going? It's going well. It's due Wednesday. Oh my god. So we're doing it. No, that's so exciting. It's exciting.

So crazy. It's craziness. It's happening. We have to throw a party. We have to throw a party. It's like so many things to do. What do you think about JLo canceling her tour? I think it's gonna be a lot of fun. It's exciting. It's crazy. It's happening. We have to throw a party. It's like so many things to do What do you think about JLo canceling her tour? Well apparently apparently they were looked like I were whispering

I she's my friend so I feel like I was wondering if like she heard us say all that nice stuff about Jennifer Garner Which I obviously don't take back, but I don her so much. I think she's fine with Jennifer. Hi Jennifer, we know you love her, we love you, we're obsessed with you, hi Jenny. J-Lo, I think she had low ticket sales or something. And you know what? The thing with low ticket sales, if she had picked smaller venues,

sometimes you just pick two big venues. I think maybe she could take a sabbatical. Maybe go to Europe and do like a full retreat for a couple months and just like chill out. And then come back in a couple years and do a massive tour. I would love it. It was interesting because it said she canceled the tour to spend more time with her family and she's heartbroken.

That was exactly what it said. I was like wait. I was her daughter, like fuck you. Are you heartbroken that you've spent time with your family? Like it really read very weird like that. Cause like you should be like, yeah I'm upset, I can't do the tour but I'm so happy to be spending it with my family.

Look, I don't know. Speaking of tours, we have ours coming up. So if you haven't gotten tickets, please do so. Oh yeah, get tickets. We added a bunch of shows. Added a bunch of second shows. We added one today. We're just gonna Easter egg our way through.

Easter egg our way through. Everyone, keep grace in your prayers. Yes. We love you, grace. We miss you. We can't do it without you. We can't do it without you. Please do that too.

And we'll gig with you guys later. Thanks for gigging, bye. Bye. Bye.