Giggly Squad - Giggling about glambots, red carpets, and dressing rooms

Episode Date: February 20, 2024

Paige is spilling about the People's Choice Awards and Today Show drama. Hannah reveals the real reason she can't be a supermodel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I mean the day just got away from me. The people have chosen to listen to Giggly Squad because Paige was just on the carpet for the People's Choice Awards. Is there a podcast category? Apparently there should be now. I feel like we're in an age where podcasts should be a category at the Oscars. At least something for memes.

Yeah, at least something for the creatives. No, Hannah, remember how I was saying I could never do stand up by myself because I shake when I walk out on stage Yeah So my first like hit For E was where like the fans Like sit and they were like announcing people and like celebrities were walking through and fans were like going crazy

But this was like before anyone even got on the carpet So it was just like me and Aaron standing at the beginning. There were a few giglers in the crowd, which did make me feel less stressed. And so I'm about to do my first thing. And of course, I know that I'm about to start shaking. So, and I'm in heels and my knees literally start giving out as I'm doing it.

And in my head, I'm like, plant your like plant your fucking feet bench so then I get done and I like my publicist was standing there and I was like oh my god how was that like I started shaking and she was like wait I thought like the wind was blowing because I was like what's going on with her dress and I, no, that was like just my body being like, whoa. This is a lot of adrenaline for a fucking Sunday. Why are we vertical? Why are we vertical? No, but let's all like, let me just take a moment to acknowledge

that people make jokes, like, oh, peaches in bed, whatever. I'm in bed too. But like you're working your fucking ass off. This last week you've been to every single place on earth, on every show, every outfit, glam, every morning. It's really fucking difficult. I am Quinney Kardashian right now. I literally can't get glam.

Like I can't. But I do have to say, when I first met you, you said I wanna do correspondence on the red carpet for E. Yeah. And bitch did it. So where do we go now? I freaking did it.

I freaking did it. You fucking did it. Erin Lim was so nice and so cute. Shout out Erin. It made me feel so comfortable. Well, she's a pro. No. She's been in the game.

I literally was watching her do all of her interviews and then when it was my turn, I just would copy whatever she did. Like I literally was cheating her do all of her interviews and then when it was my turn, I just would copy whatever she did. Like I literally was cheating the whole time. You go, hey, I'm Erin on the red carpet. Hi, I'm Erin Lim. Sorry, baby, sorry about. It's so funny because when I used to work at ABC News,

while I was supposed to be working, I was watching Erin Lim's Snapchat story show. And so to meet her, I told her that. But my favorite part on the red carpet was, I'm watching the celebrities walk in. And so I'm making eye contact with some of them and I just smile, like to be nice. And so there's a show on Netflix called Ginny and Georgia,

which I'm obsessed with, I binge it. In the first day it comes out. And the main girl on it who like plays the mom, her name's Breanne, well Georgia in the show, like we lock eyes and I just like smile and she mouths like, I love you. And I'm like, no, I'm freaking out. And then I got to interview her.

And it was just like such, it's just like girls being girls like I felt like such a girl like girls I don't know but like I've never met in person like Bree and Grace from Barstool like I've never met them in person But like we saw each other and it was like hi. Oh my god. You look so pretty So it was like it's funny when stuff like that happen beautiful red carpet girls bathroom where everyone's just like oh god you look so good. Do you have to puke? I'll do it in my hands. I love you. You're amazing. You're worthy. You're everything. No literally that it's all drunk people in a bathroom. It's so fun to see people and if they also like know you from somewhere and you have these moments but afterwards I'm so

fucking tired because I'm so lit up the whole time like with the most insane adrenaline like know you from somewhere and you have these moments, but afterwards I'm so fucking tired because I'm so lit up the whole time, like with the most insane adrenaline, like are you okay? No, I literally, obviously like I immediately vomited when I got home. Was it before after the hot dog you posted? It was after the hot dog. And I literally, I felt so, I feel like I'm such a rubble. You know, like we're always fighting the good fight. And I was like, I'm in LA, I'm getting a fucking hot dog because I want one person I feel like I'm such a rubble. You know, like we're always fighting the good fight.

And I was like, I'm in LA, I'm getting a fucking hot dog because I want one person to be like, do you know it's in a hot dog? But it was so, it was so good. But also when I got home, yeah, like, I must have been so much more nervous than I let my brain realize because like the body come down of like, so much more nervous than I let my brain realize

because the body come down of like, okay, and I did it and it's over and I don't have to think about it anymore and you crushed it. My whole body, I feel like I'm sick today. Yeah, you were crushing it, but also my butt will be so sore because I'm clenching my butthole the whole time I'm standing

and I don't realize it and then I get home and I release my butthole and I'm just like, no, it's a full body workout. My butthole is so strong. My favorite DM of the whole night was Nana. What did Nana say? Nana was just like, I love the thing. And I was just like, I love the bang. Like, and I was just like, Nana.

Cause Nana doesn't know how to lie. I don't know what Nana's last name is actually. What does Nana's last name? Delio, Vera Delio. Shout out to Vera, she listens to every episode. I call her Nana. And then I'm like, wait, I should probably call her Mrs. And then I was like, no, but she's also my Nana.

But that's funny. I feel like that's you coming from a smaller town, how you like respect everyone's parents. And you're like, hi, Mrs. Delia. We're like growing up in Park Slope, Brooklyn. Everyone was like, what's your name? Greg? Like you would just call parents by their first name.

It was crazy. I'm like, can you hear that? Sorry, it's like a car alarm going off. Shut up. I'm like, can you hear that? Sorry, it's like a car alarm going off. Shut up! I'm trying to podcast. Um, so my favorite thing that Nana does is during every award show, she finds an old photo of a gown she wore

and she posts in. And she looks better than like all the celebrities. And she goes, period. She goes, good luck on the carpet carpet trying so hard to not be me Here's me from a wedding 20 years ago. You bitches could never Just so fucking snatched. Oh so iconic we love you Nana um No, I Conic, but I'm in a lie. You're in a lie. Obviously.

Is there any other behind the scenes of corresponding for E on the red carpet that the giggler should know about? It's so funny because it's like anything that you've ever gone to in real life and you're like, wow, it looks a lot bigger on TV. Like, you know when you go to a professional baseball game and you're like, okay, they don't have to run that far.

Yeah. But on TV, but on TV, you're like, wow, that's so far, they're so good. And like in real life, you're like, move faster. Like, the pitchers three feet from the mound. How do you miss? I'm like, I feel like the pitchers not that in shape.

Like that's interesting. Um, but so like it, everything looks so much bigger on TV. And so like really like the hosts are all like right next to each other. So it feels, it's just there's a lot of stimulation. Oh that's crazy. Like were you near Laverne? No I was right next to her.

Shut, I feel like they're going to like a whole different planet when they go to a different person. The glam bot is probably the scariest thing I've ever encountered in my entire fucking life. Can we discuss? So on TikTok, if you go to TikTok Live, it was a live of just people doing the glam bot, and I got like fixated on this. I saw like Brooke and Tanner came through,

so I was screenshotting and texting them, but like, who thought that was a good idea? Who was like- A man. And some people, maybe one out of a hundred people, I'm like, okay, that's kind of cool. Like they're banged, their hair moved, but otherwise- You can only nail it if you have the body structure

of Alex Earl. Like, if not, it's not, like it's so awkward because it's so quick and they're like, and look the hottest you've ever looked in, right now, sorry, you missed it. And no one can get a redo, right? No, it's one and done next person. And you're like, oh my God, like you don't,

you forget how to stand. I'm gonna say it right now, if I ever do the glam bot, I'm gonna make the ugliest face on purpose. I don't feel like anyone's ever done that and I don't know why,. I'm gonna say it right now, if I ever do the glam bot, I'm gonna make the ugliest face on purpose. I don't feel like anyone's ever done that and I don't know why, because I'd rather look ugly, try to look ugly and be like, how you can get me? I got myself. Yeah, no, that's rigged the system for sure.

Because I would blink for sure and it's just like blinking or just, oh my God. Yeah, no, a man definitely thought of that. I got one piece of advice before I did it from Robin, Girlboss Town. She said, keep your eyes open and shut your mouth. And I was like, I feel like a lot of people have said that before.

You know, two things that are very difficult for me. Very difficult. I'm like, it's not what I live by, but I guess for one second it's fine. Wait, shout out Girlboss Town. Also, I didn't realize normally with a carpet, people are like, you're walking on, you wait your turn, but this one, people had to make a whole entrance?

Like a WWE wrestler? No, it was so crazy because every time a celebrity would come in, fans would go insane. So like I was in the middle of an interview and then all of a sudden it was just like, I couldn't hear them. So I was like, I had to just watch their mouths move and when they stopped talking, like then I would start going.

Like I was the inside of my brain. I felt like squirrel. What was your hardest interview moment? My hardest interview moment was with Lainey Wilson because she was easily the most famous person that I interviewed and I was the most nervous to interview. And when it was a, like the director was like, counts you down like three, two,

and then honestly he skips one. And he just like starts like moving his hand like you're already late. And the prompter didn't correct from me introducing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to then introducing Lainey Wilson. So I first- So your enemies are out to get you.

No, my enemies were in full, they had won in that moment. My enemies were there and they had won. And I gave it to them and on live I go, it's wrong and then it's just my face. And I'm like, ah, it's Lainie Wilson. And so I felt so fucking bad because she was probably like this dumb bitch.

And then it threw me all off. I forgot like all my questions. And so then I just went into what I know. And I was like, how'd you pick this out? Honestly, probably better. That reminds me of when I mispronounced Luanda Lisseps in the beginning of an hour podcast and I couldn't get off my mind for the rest of the time.

But I do have to say thank God. I'm not the scary person to not. How much did you use the cards? Cause like you don't want to look down the cards and then you have a teleprompter. The cards for me were a prop. I felt like they looked good with my outfit. They made me more news presenter Barbie. And so I was like down.

Yeah, they were like page, cards are upside down again. I was like, sorry. Um. I was just going to say something and I forgot. Knowing how I deal with nerves, I would forget every celebrity's name. If they wasn't a teleprompter, the most famous Beyonce could come up and I'd be like, fuck, it starts with a B. No, it's actually so funny because before we started,

one of the executives came into my trailer and was just like, you know, good luck. And she was like, be yourself. And I was like, right about that. Um. When you say be yourself, what version are you referring to? And I was like, are you talking like full Giggly Squad page or like page you went to college for broadcast journalism,

read the teleprompter correctly. And she was like, okay, definitely not full Giggly Squad page because this is network. And she was like somewhere in the middle. And I was like, okay, great. I think it's streaming on YouTube, so they'll be fine. I'm like, okay, so don't drop the F bomb, got it. Which honestly, it was really fun.

Harder than it sounds. No, that's amazing. So fucking hard. Who were you surprised that you like vibed with? I love how I'm now interviewing you so hardcore. No, I love it so much. I was actually very nervous to interview, which I don't know why, because I had met her one time before J-WOWL and Mike the situation.

And I think I was nervous because like, I've never met J-WOWL. Or a small town Italian girl. No, I was starstruck. I was like, no, you met J-WOW, or Snowtown Italian girl. No. Like I was starstruck. I was like, no, you guys are my Brad and Jen. Yeah. So I was like very nervous about that, but Jenny is so fucking nice.

No, I love her. She actually made me feel so much more comfortable, like when she was stepping onto the platform before like we started going, cause she was like, like oh my god I'm so excited for you so like that made me feel really comfortable so it was fun interviewing them so I think they were like one of my favorites. It is funny how like a little thing like her just smiling towards you can make the whole interview better where like a little thing like them not making eye contact you'll be like they

hate me. They hate me. No, that's so true because like, here's the thing, everyone's living like their own journey and like coming up with their own conspiracy theories in their head. A perfect example of that happened. So there was this like one producer that was standing on the floor

and she was kind of like had a headset on. She was kind of like directing like celebrities, like where to go next and whatever. And she was so pretty that like I couldn't stop looking at her like as she's doing her job. And I was like, wow, this girl probably thinks I'm insane cause we keep like locking eyes and I'm just staring at her.

But in my head, I was like, this girl should be on the red carpet. Like she is so pretty. And so then at the end of the show, we're like standing next to each other and I turned to her and I was like, sorry, I was literally staring at you the whole time because you're so pretty. And she was like, OK, I thought you were staring at me because you were like, what is this girl doing?

Like she looks and I was like, no, you made that up about yourself. But like I do the same thing and just probably had like slightly stressed face on given the situation. And then you were staring at her and you weren't giving like, no, we know what I look like. Yeah, we know. I didn't want to say it, but also you straight up hit on her. No, you don't want to bother you, but I've been staring at you across the room

Where's my hug like Why are you smiling babe? He's been working all night. You didn't smile once You got a man. No, I hate myself No, I That's so exciting But I think the reason why I like to watch award shows is because you never know what's gonna happen in those like chaotic crazy moments of like Celebs and those quick back and forth and then like them on the red carpet and stuff. Yeah, it was very very interesting I'm so proud of you. I think thank you so much

I think like the giglers at this point like they manifest it and they just like, no. Like I feel like they just know. They're like, yeah, obviously. No, all the giglers in my DMs were so fucking nice and I feel like that energy really does make a difference in the universe. Yes, yes. And so I was like, honestly, I felt like at one point

I was like, just act like you're doing like a Giggly Squad live. Like there are possibly more people at your Giggly Squad live show than are watching right now. So chill out. But literally like sometimes in situations I'll be insecure, but I'll just tell myself I know there's at least one Giggler watching and enjoying this. Yes.

And I'm fine. It's like in the Taylor Swift documentary, she's like, no one out there actively hates you. Yeah. Yeah. Don't be dead eyeing. No, the gangways are my fucking everything. I have to bring this to someone's attention

because it's all over my 4U page. What? Have you seen the thing where the girl has the 50 part series called Who's the Man I Married? Like, Who is this Man I Married? No. Is it done or is it still going? No, it's done. She posted the final part.

It's 50 parts. So she wrote an novel? I obviously watched them all. I don't think people know that you can watch TikToks on two times speed, because I got through that. How do you do that? You know. The little share button on the right-hand side,

you click that and then swipe all the way over. And it says Playback Speed. And you can click two times. Or you just hold down on the right side of the screen. and it says play back speed and you can click two times, or you just hold down on the right side of the screen and it plays it two times faster. Wait, that's so important because there have been so many moments where they're like, this is the secret to living a happy life

and I've been like, I can't fucking wait any longer and I go the next. No, I actually got nervous the other day because I realized I watch a lot of TikToks on two time speed, which means my attention span is getting less and less. A literal squirrel, a cricket. Which means I identify with Gen Z more and more,

which is terrifying. Welcome, welcome to the crew. So you watch her series? So I watch this literal short limited series. It's all about this woman who married this man, was with this man for a year, and every single thing he told her was a lie. And she had to put the pieces together,

contacting family members. So many things in the universe happened for her to find this stuff out. It was not a coincidence. It is so insane. This man lie about like things that like you also like didn't even need to lie about and she was like some people were like giving her a little bit of shit of like Why are you like airing all your dirty laundry and like all this stuff? And she said something where she was like I don't consider myself stupid

And like there is part of me that like believed certain lies because I wanted to believe it. But like I needed to put this whole thing out because women go through this all the time. And she was like, I never had in my life, have I come in contact? She was like, I've come in contact with a compulsive liar, but never a pathological liar

who lies about every single thing. And it's so textbook and I do feel like girls go through it so much but can't compare it to anything. It's just an insane series. If you have a free 48 hours, I suggest you watch it because it takes so long. No, her doing that, it's like she figured something out and she wants to potentially help someone else

figure something out, but also you don't want every girl for like a guy to be like, oh, I'm gonna go get a sandwich and they're like, are you? Like you become super paranoid. You literally never know. I did date a guy in high school, which like, I don't even think that counts, but like he was so charming, so funny,

but he lied about everything, but I thought he was funny. Like I'd be at a party and someone come up to me and be like, his dad's a priest. And I'd be like, no, don't just like, no. And then he'd be like, or he put a celebrity's name like in his phone and be like, yeah, I text like him all the time. But it was always like to like random people, like not to me,

but it's like, if they'll do the little stuff, they'll do the big stuff. And then he was like lying about what college you got into. And I knew someone at the college and I was like, did he visit your college and like meet you guys? And they were like, we've never heard of him. And I was, I called him and was just like, yo, are you, like, did you really go to that college?

And he was like, I did. And I was like, okay, like I've had fun knowing you, but like this is weird. And then I went to college. Here's the thing about lying. I forget. So there's just no way I would be able to keep it up. Like I'm, if it's not something I care about,

I'm forgetting it. Like I'm putting it out of my brain. The other day I get in trouble for being too honest. And if that's how I go, that's not something I care about I'm forgetting it like I'm putting it out of my brain The other day I get in trouble for being too honest, and if that's how I go, that's how I go Okay, if that's how I go, that's how I go Because at least at the end of the day I can say I was I was honest and if the truth hurt too much the truth hurt But who am I to change the stars? No pathological liars are Honestly, they're smarter than me. They get off on it.

That was the other part. He would lie and she was like, I think he would actually get off on me getting excited about something knowing like that's never gonna actually happen. She's never gonna actually get this like new car that I told her I'm buying for her. Because he was lying.

I think lying is my biggest pet peeve. Like, I think it's my number one. I just think sometimes it can be, it can be scary because it's like, oh, you're lying, I don't even have anything to do with the reason why you're lying. There's something in your brain that's not computing correctly.

And that's scary to me. Like my, honestly, my biggest fear is the human brain. Like it's so, it's so scary what it's capable of. And like just the fact that there's something that like doctors are like, yeah, we don't know a lot about. Yeah. And it's like pathological lying is just like a, is a couple steps away from serial killer. It's like all connected. But like there was a slight breeze when you were six that like

hit a nerve that didn't turn you into like Jeffrey Dahmer. It's very, and then you wonder like, do you have empathy for someone who's like a serial liar because it's like not their fault. It's like clearly a, clearly there's something wrong. Yeah, like can it be fixed in therapy? So anyway, I mean this this is way above our pay grade. No way above our pay grade. This special segment is presented by Macy's and Acas Creative. Okay, so one of my inns for 2024 is I feel like I'm always, I like to switch up my style, but I feel like I'm really entering my girly, girly era.

Not that I haven't always been super girly, but I just feel like I don't wear enough dresses. And I've ordered a few dresses and I'm like, I, even though we live in New York City and it's so cold, like I can still pull off a dress. Like I love a knee-high boot, so I'm very into dresses for 2024. I'm gonna argue with you.

Okay. Even though I shouldn't. What I'm gonna do in 2024, and tell me if I'm wrong. I wanna bring ties back. Neck ties. I love it. The thing is, it's very hard to pull off,

but like next Giggly Squad episode, I wanna have like a button down with a tie and just see the vibe. Okay, can I say something? Yeah. I pulled a dress and an outfit, this like tweed dress and I was like, oh, that would be really cute if you put like a button up on and a tie with it.

And like if you had to like go to a meeting meeting but you have to get a dress that's like And I'm sure they have them on me. So you have to get a dress that's like a little bit lower neckline So you can see that I think it's like a nostalgia because like Averlevine did it Yeah, we didn't do it when she was doing it really that's fun for her It was a skater then and now I feel like it can be Well, that's like preppy. It's like prep school vibes. Yeah. It's like, oh, we went to a private school. It's also giving like 80s businessman like.

It's also giving Barbara Walters. Yes. So I think I'm going to do that. But I also do, I love a dress. I think you should be able to wear dresses any season. I also, talking about the preppy vibe, like Calvin Klein and Ralph Lauren is on Macy's on the Macy's app

and they have a lot of like really classy stuff. No, Ralph Lauren, I've always been really scared of it because I'm like, I don't know if I'm that preppy, but now that like it's the old money aesthetic, it's very Sophia Richie. And you can mix high and low. Like it's not to be all prep. And also, let's just be honest,

sometimes like picking out an outfit is exhausting So like knowing that like oh, I have this really cute dress I can throw tights on with it or I can do like a knee-high boot. Yeah, you didn't even have to figure out pants Do you know Macy's also has mango on it? No, I love it so much. Most of the stuff I get is from mango on Macy's because then mango won't have it Yeah, and Macy's does yes Mango won't have it. Yeah. And Macy's does. Yes, and I love how they organize. Like you can see what's like trending,

what's contemporary and what's like. Yeah, it's not just like all the dresses in one spot. It's like it's very overwhelmed. I can't shop like physically go in a shop. I'm like, I don't understand the rules. I don't know what's happening. I don't want to talk to people. Yeah, I need to go home.

So if you're looking for a new wardrobe this 2024 and you're changing your ins and outs and you want to get some more dresses or maybe even a necktie, make sure you head over to Macy's.com slash dresses. And my favorite thing about dresses is you don't have to pick a top and a bottom. You just have an outfit. If you're a lazy girl. Lifelong best friends and comedy superstars Mae Martin and Sabrina Jalees share the mic to discuss all things sex and relationships. A hilarious, bold and unapologetic conversation on timely topics like parenting, polyamory,

money and gender. These are conversations you can only have with your best friend. Benefits with friends starring Mae Martin and Sabrina Jalees listen now on Audible. Speaking of my looks, I know the only reason why I can't be a supermodel. Is? Because when I'm walking through the crowd, like do my walk, if I made eye contact with like a friend,

I'd do something stupid. Like, wait. There was a, there was a- Like if you were at a runway show and I was sitting in the crowd. So if they said Hannah, gun to your head, you cannot make a face when you walk down this red carpet. Even if you lock eyes with someone you know, you have to keep focused. There's photographers, you have to keep your face calm. I'll say shoot me, shoot

me right now. Because there was a video of like Irina, she's one of the famous ones. Irina Shake. Yes, Irina Shake. She was walking and she saw- Irina Shake listening to this being like, okay, notice. No, I didn't want to mispronounce it. Wait, we didn't even fucking talk about, we'll go back to it, Rita Ora being a giglar, but keep going. Yeah, oh my God, everything's happening. So she sees her friend who's recording the video

and she gives this little cute smirk and keeps walking and I go, that was classy, that was cute, that's not in me. I would be like holding in, like laughter, I'd be like, I would do like a piece. I would do something stupid, but that's like me with crowd work. I'll be like, don't say something to that man on the front with a stupid hat. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. And then I have to say it in front of a thousand people. So anyway, I don't have the self control.

What is it? What is it about though, like when you're not supposed to laugh, that shit like really is so fun. Like it's a feeling. Here's why it's such a good feeling. It's so wrong, but it feels so good. It's like a Q-tip. No, there's no laugh. Like, okay, I went to a Catholic school my entire life, so every Friday, we would have to go to chapel.

And so you would go to chapel with your class. Away with me and you would have been evicted from heaven. No, I never fucking got in trouble in school, except for in chapel. I was like, look guys, you can't put me in a silent room with my friends and not burst out. I wasn't gonna laugh, but now that I'm not allowed to laugh, suddenly I needed to laugh.

No, I have to. And it's a feeling that people, I feel like don't get to experience enough in adulthood. I have to tell a story. There was this company that wanted to get on the phone to talk to us and They wanted to see if me or you were available You were not available. So I was like, I'll take it. I actually don't think we asked you

I was like, I'll just do it. I don't even remember. Yeah I don't remember so I'm on with Grace and they were like this is really important We have to talk to Hannah and they're like just not saying anything important and I was like that's fine and then like 10 minutes go by and they're like still talking and I can feel Grace next to me I can feel her holding it last. Wait are you in person or you're on a zoom? I'm sitting with with Grace on a zoom and I could feel her like I'm looking at her face through the zoom next to me and like she has her

hand kind of over her mouth. And I think she's laughing knowing that I'm thinking, like, why the fuck did they make this a big deal when they're not, like this could have been an email type thing. So she starts doing the shaggs and I'm like, oh no. So then I do like the cough thing. And then I say, sorry.

We just have to let it a little out, you know? It's say, sorry. We just have to let a little out, you know? It's like, yeah. No, if anyone knows Hannah and like knows when she's uncomfortable, her telltale sign is a fake cough. Like, I feel like there have been situations where I've looked at you and been like, I can't believe you just pulled the fake cough out right now. Are you fucking kidding? Okay, that was a bad, that was one, there was one. I can't believe you just pulled the fake cough out right now. Are you fucking kidding?

Okay, that was a bad, that was one. There was one. Oh my God. In this time, in this time right now. In this economy? In the world of fake cough. No, Grace is so fucking funny. We were in the car on our way to the People's Choice Awards. Okay?

It's like 9 a.m. We're going to hair and makeup and she turns to me and she goes, like, people think you're a bitch But you and you are And I was like good morning She meant that as a compliment Yeah, and she goes no no this is a compliment You're a bitch at the right time and I was she's so wise. She's like our Yoda. Yeah.

I was like, thank you so much. She's like, you're a bitch when it's important to be a bitch. But you're actually really nice. And I was like, or like you guess, like people to think you're going to be such a bitch that when you're slightly not, they're like, you're incredible. No, I literally walked in, literally we got out of the car, I walked into the trailer and I was like,

my assistant just called me a bitch. So. No, I was recently with her and someone like a giggler came up to me and I was like, oh my God, hi, love you. And then Grace said something in the conversation. I go, oh, by the way, this is Grace. The girl, her mouth dropped. She goes, oh, you're Grace?

Like fully freaks out. I think she actually shoved me, shoved me away, and was like, this is the Grace, like the Grace. And I was like, yeah, okay, Grace, just standing on business. Anyway, shout out to Grace, she's the- No, I'm obsessed with her. She's our CEO.

My mom yelled at me. What? Wait, the last thing about Grace, my mom yelled at me because she was like, what are you guys gonna do tonight? This was like Saturday me because she was like, what are you guys gonna do tonight? This was like Saturday night. She was like, what are you gonna do tonight? You should really take Grace out to dinner.

And I was like, Grace wants to get in the bed and not see me until tomorrow. And that's what I wanna do. And she was so mad at me. Like I thought that I was like being mean to Grace. I was like, Grace doesn't wanna hang. I mean, you're like, yeah, I'll get delivery to her room. Yeah, I was like, don't worry.

Yeah. Anything she wants. I did torture Grace though last week because I'm doing like a comedy set at Orange Theory. And they were like, we want you to roast Orange Theory. And like, I haven't done Orange Theory in a while. And they're like, can you come to a class and I was like only if Grace comes with me. So Grace. No and that's definitely an HR violation.

So I thought it was. I don't think you can legally to make your employees work out. I did it to her before with him about Bioga but I'm like Grace it's fun like it's like we're being healthy. Yeah no. She's like yeah and then we get there. There's a heart monitor thing. She's dying.

And then I'm dying. And we're both at the red. Part of working for Giggly Squad is taking a stress test because we're anxious, girlies. We need to know where you're at. The worst part about this was I also peer-pressured her to eat a full bagel.

No, she met me at my place and at 10am I'm Italian so I go what do you want to eat like we need breakfast. Wait she told me that she told me. And I have no self-control when it comes to like, if I'm craving something, I don't care what's going on around it. Like I'm eating that fucking food. And sometimes I crave healthy stuff and sometimes I don't. I said, we're getting an everything bagel with scallion cream cheese. She said she wanted it untoasted, which-

Interesting. I actually, I didn't want it. I don't judge. I support women in the arts, but I was like, why? why and she was like I don't like when the cream cheese melts and I'm like it doesn't I mean I get it, but like it doesn't Melt it gets a little toast So I was like okay psychopath So she's ready like I was confused and then we ate it all already on thin ice

We get to orange theory Immediately we're like the bagels of bed I don't know what I thought they were gonna take it easy on me because I was like there for research No, they started doing like a competition and I didn't even know the rules of the competition But I'm like grace we have to win this competition and she's like my the bagel was in my throat Is it you guys running on a treadmill? Where is the heart monitor? Okay, so they put a heart monitor around your arm and then you see everyone's name and their heart rate.

No. No. It's the thing. You want your heart rate to be like green or red. It means you're working yourself hard enough. But during the warm up, ours was like red because we're out of shame. So, and then I started to cheat obviously.

So then my heart rate got really low. And the guy came up to me who was teaching the class and he was like, is your thing on correctly? And I'm like, no, I'm fucking slacking because I'm going to puke and it's embarrassing. So anyway, no, I had to roll school anymore. I'm not showing my work. No, no, no, how did you get this? How did you get to four miles on the treadmill? I'm not showing my work. No. No How did you get to four miles on the treadmill show your work fuck you I know I

Hated in school. I'm not doing it in real life. Like you're not seeing my heart monitor. I have a violation like We show your work. I'm so triggered by you saying that I'm just saying saying that to people, show your work. Show your work. It's so triggering. Honestly, if you think that your boyfriend is cheating on you and he says he got from point A to point B, show your work. Because I do not believe you. I do not believe that you did not cheat. And show your work.

My favorite is when you finally get in that moment where the teacher is like, there is no fucking way you got from this to this, how did you get there? And you have to try to explain. Or when you would show your work and it was different, but you still got the right answer and it was like half off, is this Russia? Are you fucking kidding me?

I still got the same answer, but. I did the rest of my head. I did the rest of my head. I did the rest of my head. I was like, I couldn't see that far on the person next to me's paper. Whatever happened to being effortless? Well, I'd rather have to show my work. What if I'm just an effortless queen?

Also, how many teachers out there are so pissed when they were like, you're not gonna have a calculator on you as an adult? And it's like, guess again, bitch, we have chat GBT. People have chat, like nowadays, that's like what the kids use. I mean, it's crazy. No, it's so good that I'm not in school

when like these cheating. Yeah, you would have been in jail. The way the kids are cheating these days. They're cheating on this level. I would have been running Ponzi schemes. Like, it would have been too intense. But it's also like, okay, then when they have to go in the real world and they have to put together an email,

they're gonna use chat GBT anyway. So like, at the end of the day, it's like grammar. Like, it's the world's evolving. But the thing is chat GBT, it gets it wrong. Like, 15% of it is always like wrong, I feel like. And with comedy, like you can put in like Hannah Burner joke and it'll say like, actually I wanna put it in, I just downloaded it this last week

cause my little cousin told me about it. Whenever I'm on FaceTime with Craig, I'm like let's like write things into chat, GBT and see what it says. Wait, so funny. So I said Hannah, I'll write Hannah Burner joke. This is the rest of the podcast. This is all we do.

Hannah Burner joke. Write a Hannah Burner joke. See, I already, it's confused me. Write a Hannah Burner joke. What if this is my next special? It's all chat GBT jokes and everyone's like, okay. I love it. Why?

No, it'll give you you a bio on yourself too. Yeah, why did the cell phone break up with this charger? Because I found another connection that was more energizing than being plugged in. It's like Tinder free electronics. Okay, so it's doing dating stuff, but it's like the jokes don't hit. It also said that I was on Below Deck Mediterranean in my summary. It said what? It said that I appeared on shows like Summer House

or below deck Mediterranean. Oh my God, it just, oh my God, wait, it just shaded the fuck out of me. What did it say? It said, if you're looking for a joke she's made, you might want to check out her social media. Keep in mind her humor may vary and be subject to personal taste and context.

What? Okay, so our enemies work at chat EBT keep in mind her humor may vary and be subject to personal taste and context. Okay, so our enemies work at chat ebt and that seems fucking soft. Would they say that about a male comedian? Would they say that about a male comedian? Anyway, also, oh my god, before I did orange theory the night before I was like, oh, I have an important crazy workout class the next day, that's gonna be intense. I ordered Indian food. Like, I think sometimes I do it for the plot. I'm like, oh. Yeah, you literally like to see what happens.

It's the same mentality, like when we work with a makeup artist we've never worked with before. You love the drama. You're like, have you ever done a cat eye? And they're like, no, and you're like, great, let's try it. And then if it doesn't work out, I get upset. Like I get upset.

Like I didn't make that happen to myself. Do I self-sabotage? No. Not when things that matter. Yeah, just like my makeup for every Giggly Spudgeon. No, you do it for things that are like, it'll be fun to see what happens, but nothing that would be detrimental.

When I know something's gonna be bad regardless, I'm like, what's Indian food to just make it even more exciting? I remember being like, oh, I felt it all on the treadmill. But no, orange theory was actually really fun. No, that's not true. You're like, let me feel something, anything. I just want to feel alive in this life.

Also, what is your opinion, speaking of makeup, mascara on the bottom lashes. I feel like this has been a long debate that no one's been talking about and we have to discuss it. Are people talking about this on TikTok? Not really, but I am. Okay, I have a very strong opinion and I go one way. So I'm very interested to see if you're the same or opposite. When it comes to bottom mascara,

I think it's an absolute necessary and a must. I think my eyes don't look complete without it. Do you not use it? You know what's so crazy, which is so unbranded for us. I never do bottom mascara. Hannah, lose it. One, because I have, not to humble brag, I have like abnormally long, lower lashes.

Yeah, where like, I'll do it and then it kind of gets everywhere and then someone told me, like not to be ageless, that it can make you look older. Interesting. And like your eyes look less bright. And like I love looking older and wise and smart. But um, and someone told me it can also make your eyes look smaller, especially if you do under eye liner.

Yes, if you do under eye liner to make your eyes look bigger, this is kind of crazy. You have to do liner in here. Oh, that's helpful for the listeners. Grace's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

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it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like the fox, like doe-eyed. It just completely opens them.

It's insane, but I guess I don't. Do you put a lot of mascara on the bottom? No, but I have to touch it with the brush. Yeah, you have to touch it a little bit. Yeah, I think I'm also just a mess. It gets everywhere. Do you remember? Well, you were at all girls' school. School?

Girls' school. School. We'd wear makeup. And then by the fifth period, one eye, I was scratching. And the makeup's everywhere. And then the other eye, I go in the bathroom and I had a fucking chunk of mascara by my nose. And I'm like, how many periods?

I think in another lifetime, in another lifetime, we definitely were in high school together. You would have loved, I know that you loved boys and like we're boy crazy, but you would have loved all girls high school. You would have thrived so much because not everyone loves in all girls high school and I will say I had

a very particular grade of women like we were unlike any other grade in our school. Oh yeah you loved your grade. I loved my grade we never won a single event. Not one time in all four years did we win anything when we competed against iconic because we didn't care. We were like, sorry. And we all went out, you know, like we all partied. But the thing about like an all-girl school that you would have loved was like there truly was zero

judgment when you showed up to school and like how you looked and how you took care of yourself during the week, nonexistent. Like it was so like you rolled out, but I would have died if I went to school with men because I would have killed my mom for like my outfits every single day and like how I look and I just.

No, the outfits every day were like so important. The beginning of the school year, like the outfit you chose, like who are you this year? But it was like exciting. But I would argue that like a Catholic all girls school was like way more fucking boy crazy than like our school cause we just go and you see all the guys and like so and so is dating so and so

and like you have your crush that you like make eye contact with like once every three days maybe you see him, you go on AIM, you hope hope he talks to you if there was a straight man anywhere on campus Everyone knew about it when I was a senior in high school My favorite ex-boyfriend would like bring me lunch to school or like put shit on my car or like whatever And he was like a good-looking like high school, you know like he was like an attractive guy Everyone would know when he was like in the parking lot, like people would come like come in during classes and be like, Paige's boyfriend is here.

Like it was like we could sniff it the fuck out. No, but like I also know that like all male schools, you guys would like live for the weekend and be like this school and that school is hanging out with that or like what dances you're going to. you guys would like live for the weekend and be like this school and that school is hanging out with that, or like what dances you're going to. I like to think All Girls High School kept me out of a little bit of trouble. Yeah.

You know, like, because if there was a chance you could make out with a boy at your school, I would have been doing it. No, yeah, you would have been trouble for sure, because, no, yeah, I had a friend, she would like have sex, it was Manhattan, so she would leave the school, they would play hooky and go have sex in like the Whole Foods bathroom

in Lincoln Center. That's insane, I still had this terrifying mom, but, but like yeah, no I could see that. And like the second I got a boyfriend, and he was a senior, and so they were like, didn't care about school, I'd be like walking, and they'd be like, where you going? And I'd be like class, and he was a senior, and so they didn't care about school, I'd be walking and they'd be like, where you going?

And I'd be like class. And they'd be like, no, hang out here with us. So I started to skip class because my boyfriend was there. You know what's crazy? I'm going to school. We're in our 30s. Do you know sometimes the gigglers, I think a lot of them know,

but then some of our younger gigglers forget. And then they'll hear that I'm 32 and they'll be like they'll feel gaslit like they'll be like what? No, you guys ages made up sometimes all hear someone say my age and I'll be like how fucking dare you know, I'm not No, I think I changed I think time you know everyone's oh, 40's the new 50's, like I really think, oh my God, I had this idea. Like we're the first generation of old people that are gonna be like good at technology. We're the first generation who grew up with it. Grew up having it.

Like there'll be new technology that we'll be confused about, of course, like even chat, GBC, but like, we're the first generation that will pull out of iPhone and be like da da da da da da da and like no social media so like I think it's gonna keep like I find us to be an adaptable we're an adaptable generation okay big word like throw it at us and we're gonna vibe with it okay big word. We totally forgot to talk about the Today Show and Rita Ora spill the fucking beans.

Honestly, what a day to be there. I'm like, guys, the drama follows me. I didn't ask for this. So I'm- Do you know things? No, honestly, couldn't have been more oblivious. I know. You were like, I it couldn't have been more oblivious. I know You were like I was just staring at myself in the mirror No, I didn't even know Jenna wasn't supposed to go host with Hoda like I didn't even know it was like a special guest host

I am they put me in the same green room every time like I don't even know where these other Alleged green rooms are never even seen them It's so funny because that day there was a lot of, there were a lot of like A-list celebrities there. And when I walked in, one of the girls who was like working said, oh, like we have this curtain that you can sit behind if you need like your own space. And I just kind of looked at her and I was like,

oh, I don't need like my own space. Like I don't have to sit behind this curtain. It's okay. She just puts a towel over your head. She's like, the slipper just don't want to see you right now. I'll just close my eyes. No, they've never offered me my own space before. So I was like, I don't need it.

Oh, so maybe they were triggered by something that happened. Yeah, so I'm like, oh, it's OK. You can give it to someone else or something. I'm fine just sitting on this bench here. I'll just wait. So I'm sitting back there. My models, who I'm dressing, are back there changing, and then everyone who's in that hour, who's like a guest is in that room.

So there was like a woman who was doing like a cooking thing. Like, and we're all sitting there. And it's the room I'm always in. They have so many segments. So many segments. And so when I got there, there were so many paparazzi and I'd never seen that before. So in my head, I was like, oh my God,

someone like crazy must be doing the Today Show. So when in my head. I was like, oh my god Someone like crazy must be doing the today show so when I walked in everyone was like oh J. Lo was here earlier And then I'm sitting there and I see Rita or a walk-in and I got so starstruck cuz one I didn't expect her to be as tall as she is like she is really Gorgeous like she's gorgeous on TV, but in in person she's gorgeous and like the way she walks She's very elegant. You just like immediately love it. Wait, I actually saw her once when I was like bartending an event Yeah, seven years ago, and she was walking and everyone stared at her And yeah, she had this long ponytail and she her energy was like star power. Yes Yes, she gives off energy of like,

I control this whole room and I haven't even said a word. And I love her fashion. Yeah, she looked really good. So I see her walk in and go to the back where the dressing rooms are, where my models are getting changed and she's getting like touched up. Then I see her and it's like 30 minutes

until like my hour starts, like the 10 o'clock hour. So then I see like producers coming in like five minutes before the show is about to start. And then all of a sudden like Rita Ora's on the camera. And then I hear people being like talking about Kelly Rowland. And I'm like, oh, I didn't even know she was supposed to co-host.

And no one said anything like to me. And then in my head I was like, oh, I would have stepped in. And I said it to one of the producers and she just like looked at me and she was like, yeah, we went with Rita Ora. Wait, so they were saying Kelly Rowland had to drop out. Yeah, they, I like couldn't hear, but they were like, well, Rita do it.

And Rita was- She was supposed to be there for just a segment. Yeah, she was there getting interviewed, and then they were like, hey, will you stay? And she was like, yeah, sure. And so then she did it. Were you told that you were gonna be interviewed by Kelly Rowland originally?

No, I had no idea. Oh yeah, so you're in the dark. You have a towel on your head. I'm still standing behind the curtain, like waiting for my name to be called. Wait, so for people who don't know, Paige goes on The Today Show, and then a couple hours after,

everyone's saying Kelly Rowland storms out of The Today Show because she didn't like her dressing room. But then if you look at the comments, people were not having it. at today's show because she didn't like her dressing room. But then if you look at the comments, people were not having it. Like people were like, how dare you like spread this filth about Kelly Rowland?

She's an angel, she's perfect, we're obsessed with her. Like the fans were not having the Kelly Rowland slander. Wow. Okay, so I don't know. Here's the other thing that's like a crazy part. I don't even know what dressing rooms they're talking about. Like where even are these elusive dressing rooms? And I can't imagine.

Well, where's like Hoda? I have no idea. Wait, it is giving real housewives though when like you walk in in the bedrooms, like kind of smaller than the girl next to you, and you're like, can I talk to the manager? Here's the other thing, I've never been to the Today Show where they've had that many really big stars.

At the same time. J-Lo, Kelly, Roland, and Rita Ora is an insane lineup in general. Yeah. Well, I hope that whatever happened with Kelly, she's okay. I hope everyone's recovered. And I hope the biggest takeaway was that Rita Ora is a giggler. Oh yeah, so how did you figure that out? So when I first sat down, I like, Rita Ora like says hi,

like so nice, like a normal person. And I was like, okay, but this isn't a normal person. Also she's's British like that's cool. That's cool. That means she's like I brow comedy Yeah, and so I just like I was just like, oh my god I'm the biggest fan ever and she was like, oh my god like giggly squad I listen and So I wasn't even gonna say anything because we hadn't started like going yet. So then when they introduced me, I said to her, like everybody's just treating you so normal and I'm over here like so starstruck.

And then it was Hoda who by nature, I feel like feels like a giggler said, oh and Rita said she listens to your podcast. So she's the one that called it out, which is a girls girl. And so then I was just like, in my head the whole time was, I can't wait to tell Hannah.

And then- You texted me in Grace and we were like, I think we were together laughing on that Zoom call. Also, no, you're so right, Hoda gives Giggler energy. She gives Giggler, for sure. She's wearing all leather, like all black leather. I was like, maybe like we're souls sisters.

I have a conspiracy theory now, because we've heard a couple rumors about certain celebrities that listen to Giggly Squad. So then in my delusional head, I'm like, oh, it's the podcast that the celebs listen to. No, like I feel like if we still had each you Hollywood stories, we would be referred to as the podcast of the stars. You know, and it's what makes it so interesting.

When Kim J goes to get her vampire facial, she turns on Giggly Squad. And the craziest part is like we've never had a guest ever in our life. Like I don't even count Trevor as a guest because he's a boy. I was like, do we even call this a podcast? What is this weird thing?

Who knows what this is? Also, people didn't like say it, but like I feel like Hailey listens, Hailey Bieber. People are saying it with their eyes. You know? Like they're saying it with their energy. My mom listens. Nana still got it, listens.

And that's my Hailey Bieber. Hailey Bieber. Oh my God. Well, you're fucking doing so much out here. Why did you write Pilates, my neck, my back? My pussy and my crack. Why did I write Pilates, my neck, my back? Are they hurting? Oh, no. I must have written this down when I write Pilates, my neck, my back? Are they hurting?

Oh, no, I must have written this down when I was in like a health hour of my life. Oh, to help your neck and your back? Yeah, if there are any, because I feel like I've talked about my chiropractor and on Giggly Squad and a lot of Gigglers have gone to him. He's on 26th and fifth, his name is Dr. Kang, K-A-N-G. But whatever, I am obsessed with him.

But I always have neck and back pain and I've, I'm not kidding, I've only done like eight Pilates classes. I feel like already it has so improved my back and my neck pain that I'm like actually in shock. Like I- Sorry, whenever you say neck and back, I just- My neck and back.

You're a little kid. But- Stop making everything dirty. Pilates helps your neck. You're back. We're combining Pilates and hip hop yoga here, okay? Oh my God. So if the girlies are nervous to start working out,

me and Hannah have just started. So start with us. We're in the beginning of our journey. I love how it took us four years to be like, guys, maybe the whole move your body a bit, you feel better. Maybe there's something to it. Maybe they're on to something. But you know what's crazy?

You've invited Sierra, but you've never invited me to do Pilates. And I thought that was like, you know our history with the wedding and like what you know, it's funny I went to Pilates the other day and I didn't invite Sierra and then she was there No, but I was I was walking in I was like wait, what if she's here You both you don't know each other and then I was like, but then that would mean she didn't invite me either So we're even bitch

Like I had a fake fight with Sierra Pilates the other day. You both are like Spider-Man's pointing at each other. I wanna ask Grace to go to hip hop yoga, but I'm afraid that there's like a weird power dynamic where she feels forced to go. Let's let her come to us. Yeah. Let's let her ask us.

I would love if you came to Pilates because I wanna come to a hip hop yoga. Okay. Well, now you're coming into my territory. And we'll see what happens. I think it'll be hilarious. We'll give a review for people who don't know why seven is the best. Imagine if we open a workout studio,

like the Giggly Squad workout studio. And there's a nap section. It's like sleeping pods. You can come and get like stretched and then take a nap. You can also turn around if you want to and we won't charge you. There's like lasagna and a vending machine. It's like take it on your way out. It's like comforting.

Isn't that just lifetime fitness? Wait, no. There was a gym in Albany. There was a plan of fitness in Albany, and they would order pizza every Friday. And I was like. There's free pizza. It's just such a weird collab.

Very Italian. No, I know. Also, in terms of watching stuff. Yeah. Doesn't air watching this thing called the killing, but like it's nor it's people are from Denmark. They speak. I don't know.

They've been watching eight episodes and I don't know what language this is, but I'll tell you it's not English. Wait, have you watched any Love is Blind? I do have to say, even though I can't watch reality TV because I'm triggered. Mm hmm. That's the show I would watch because it's good, but they torture them. If you're going to dive into it, this is definitely the season to dive into because they nailed it with casting.

Really? Like last season and the season before, I didn't even finish because if the casting isn't spot on, the whole show is a sham. And this year, they're casting perfection. It's so good. I feel like the producers for sure must get in their ears in terms of they know, like, oh, if this guy picks this girl,

it's gonna be fucking epic. And they're definitely like, dude. Like, oh my God, the way. No, they definitely upped their reality TV producing this season. And then they all hang out still afterwards when they're all like technically marrying? No, they literally like all go on vacation and like meet up and then they see what everyone looks,

they see what all the couples look like. I actually met, you know, Giannina from the first season. So she's with Blake from The Bachelor. And they're having a baby. Yep. I was going to say they were going to have a boy or a girl, but then I forgot what they were having. And so I didn't want to mess it up.

So then I forgot how to talk. But they are with child. But Blake has a special place in my heart, because I was going through some hard times with reality TV and he went through like an insane thing with the bachelor and he ended up posting screenshots to show like that he wasn't like this person they were trying to like. And we had this like moment where he was very,

it's hard cause it's such a specific experience and he was just like very insightful and I love him for that. And she's like so sweet and she's sweet. She's funny. She's beautiful. So she, they come to my show in Denver. Yes, I saw that. And she made a comment like, Oh, don't judge me by the show. And I'm like, bitch, that show was so insane.

The fact that you ran away on the altar was the most sane thing that happened. The fact that you didn't want to marry a guy you met through a wall four days ago. That was completely sane of you. You were the only sane one. If someone says don't judge me like based on, like I, no, I won't. I would never. No, but like she decided not to marry the guy

she met for like six days and they made it seem like she was like insane. I go, thank God she didn't marry that man. But the whole concept of love is blind. Like for you to be like, yeah, that's a girl I've fallen in love with her voice and her spirit or whatever the fuck it is. And then they expect you to have to like stay with them

four seconds later when you see someone hot. Like it's genius. Cause it's like, also you didn't fall in love with each other. The thing that I am like most curious about is I would love to know how my intuition would perform during that. Like if I heard someone's voice

and I pictured what they looked like, I would love to like see if I was like way off or like spot on. We know that you are a witch. You like ugly people sometimes. I sure do. So you try to find something that's funny and gets you, like you'd be perfectly happy with that experience.

I'd be so good on Love is Blind. If he came out and he was five'4", I would start sobbing. I'd be like, you fucking producer! You'd be like, my enemies are producers on this show. And that is clear today. And that has been made. Then you have to lie to producers. You have to be like, I want a short man.

I want him to be gay. I want a gay short man. Not again. Please don't put that in my atmosphere again. But also, I could fall in love with a wall. Like, I would just be laughing at my own jokes. They'd be like, Hannah, it's a different person. I'd be like, what?

What are you talking about? No, it would be very interesting. One guy with a low voice, I'd be like, he gets me. Wait, did you come with me that one time I did the blind dating at Soho House? No. Were we even friends? Okay, one time my friend made me do this thing at Soho House

where they were performing. This was like, actually, yeah, this was way before a summer house. And he was like, will you do this for me and be one of the girls that picks one of the three guys? And he was like, will you do this for me and be like one of the girls that like picks like the one of the three guys? And I was like, okay. So I did it and I like was so nervous.

I wasn't even listening to what like the guys said. So I like, it was over and like I picked one of them. And afterward I went up to him and I was like, hey, like obviously like we don't have to hang out. Like if you don't want to, but like all my friends are like gonna have dinner And like you're more than welcome to come with us like but my parents are having dinner This man wanted nothing to do with me and I was like and that's fine, too

Like I have the best night, but the guy sitting in the front row Like I ended up meeting and I slept with him for like five years Like I ended up meeting and I slept with him for like five years. Wait, that's the turn of events was wild. It comes back to you never know where you're going to be. You never know. Someone is going to vibe with you. But the thing is when love is blind does work, you're like, oh, my God. Yeah, that that cute couple with Cameron, whatever his name is okay maybe I'll give it a try um give it a try I actually am watching

the best show ever on Amazon Prime it's called Belgravia it's like one of my period pieces and it's like 1800s London it's so fucking good oh my god you have such a wide range I'll put it in the news later. Did I say last week, everyone asked to watch Love on the Spectrum, US season two. You didn't. It is so good.

So fucking good. I would say like the first three episodes are good, it gets a little slow and then it ends. It's the cutest, most incredible stuff and I follow all of them on social media. And it's just like, it's so insightful. I follow the one girl on TikTok. And some of them are such geniuses in such specific things.

We're just fascinating how their brain works. And then seeing the parents and the family, oh, it's just so good. The parents are really the best part. One of the moms this season loves the family. Oh, it's just so good. The parents are really the best part. Like. One of the moms this season loves the camera. Like she's like, she's like, you have, she's trying to get, move the story along. She's like, Connor, you're going to call that girl right now.

Mom needs to make some money off the series. Okay. And just like to see the parents perspective is so. Oh, or they'll be like, I didn't, I never like to see the parents perspective is so. Oh, or they'll be like, I didn't, I never like this relationship that their kid found had made them grow in ways they didn't anticipate or oh, when they were four years old, the doctor said they would never speak

and now you're seeing them like on a full date, having like an amazing time. It's just like, does cries the whole time. He cries the whole time. It's a really good show. Last note before we end, I'm starting to get like gray hairs. Welcome to my life.

No, I'm like. Welcome. I'm not okay. Like they have different texture. It has a different texture and like, it's more than just one and I'm like, stop, I keep plucking them. Apparently, apparently you're not supposed to pluck them.

I just feel like that's a myth. Three summers ago, you went in my hair like a monkey. Yeah, I did. And you pulled out all my grays. Yeah, I did, and I loved it. And I don't think it's your fault, but the grays, they have main character energy. When they grow, they go, I'm here, I'm here,

and they're like thick and they go straight up. No, it's really stressing me out recently like I get my hair colored very subtly but then it's like every couple months you get colored or you might go get a glaze a glaze or you be like Stacy London hopefully your gray grows and do that one beautiful sweep side bang. Imagine I'm just like, my bangs are gray. Do you know what the gray is show? Knowledge, experience, wisdom, HPV. I'm, finally, people still think the newsletter is a bit.

They keep going, the newsletter bit is really funny. I love that they think it's a joke. And I love that our newsletter is that of the caliber of a fourth grader who came up with the idea for a newsletter. Like, all photos. There's not much to think about. It's very straightforward.

It doesn't have a lot of variation, but you will enjoy seeing it for a second. And it's once a week. It's once a week. You know when you sign up for a newsletter and you're like, why do I have eight emails from this brand right now? No, we would rather.

And they're asking you where you are, what you're doing, get away from me. No, it's too much. Well, we love you guys so much. Thank you, Paige, for giving us the BTS. Thanks for having me on. Congratulations, Crazy Week. Thanks for coming on Kegler School this week. We love you guys. We us the BTS. Congratulations. Thanks for having me on. Crazy week. Thanks for coming on Kegler School This Week.

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