Giggly Squad - Giggling about good time girls, burning man, and irretrievably broken

Episode Date: September 6, 2023

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Good time gig list. Is that what you say? Good time gig list. Wait, what did you say? My good time gig list, do you remember like in real housewives of Salt Lake City how Lisa Barlow called Heather a good time girl and it was like a six episode fight. Yeah.

And I think she's like, wait, the first one to slurp. The first season of any Bravo show is so funny because the things that they fight about, like I had a bunch of girlfriends the other day be asking me, like, oh, what did I think of real housewives of New York City? And I was like, oh, I really like it because what they fight about is not dark at all. It's like cheeseboards.

Because they don't know each other yet, you can't get to the root of people. Like, you don't know what strings to pull. But then by like season seven, everyone's family's falling apart. And you're like, okay. I literally was like let them get through one airing season and off season and then like them talking shit about each other like season two they'll be ready to go with some real bullshit. Or they fight about stuff that's serious but

they call it something else like pasta. Right. Exactly. You never get the full truth. Should we just dive into front page news because I just feel like there's so much happening? I just had a nice team jacked up and it just officially dropped about Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner. What a bait and switch. Because there were all these stories coming out

that they were getting a divorce, then she shows up at his concert and then he's wearing his ring and so everyone's like, oh okay, those were like just rumors and then this morning it drops that he filed for divorce in Miami. So I follow these like random PR tics hacker counts because I act like I'm in the biz and they were like it's actually classic to pick a holiday weekend. Kind of drop the news on Friday. Let it die and then Tuesday, whenever once tired, make it official. No, it's literally genius. Because let's be honest, we're tired. This is how you should do all your difficult. Like tell your parents you have chlamydia. Do it the Tuesday after Labor Day.

So any really bad news you have to wait till a holiday weekend? Yeah, it's just too much going on. People can't handle it. But this is the thing. You know, that I regret. Well, is it this is a weird bit that I'm'm oddly committed to. I reference Flag Day a lot. Like I'll throw it in, I'll throw it into conversation

where it just catches people off guard. The other day I said to Craig, I was like, oh my God, he hasn't bought me a gift in a while and I've noticed. And so the other day I was just like, oh, you haven't given me my flag day present yet. And like that's, you know, I don't know when flag day is. Or what it stands for.

Or what it stands for. But I'm committed to that holiday. That's a bit. I love it. You feel connected to it, maybe because it might be colorful and you like colors. Yeah, I'm like down to raise the white flag of like a bed sheet or like I'm just a guy I'm sleeping now. Thank you, but I'm very like flag day is really in my repertoire.

So you want to lose the war? You just want to what's it called when you put up the um, starts an S. Conceiting, surrendering. Surrender. Yeah. Ice render all day. If I ever get to surrender, that's a bit I want to do. Yeah. Just saying ice surrender at all times. Yeah.

So when someone sends you an email and you just go ice surrender. No, I'm literally, that is literally what just happened to my head. I'm like, how many things like that are super minor? Could you just say ice surrender? And, head. I'm like, how many things that are super minor? Could you just say, I surrender? And, or someone literally is like, hey, you need to get this done, that's done, this done today. And you're just like, I surrender. It's like, it's like life bankruptcy.

You're like, I surrender. We've been trying to reach you about your car insurance. And you're just like, I surrender. That's fine. We take it. This is the most admin issues, like example of my life right now. I've been getting harassed through mail, which I find so aggressive. First of all, it's killing trees.

How do you know where I live? Wait, what are you getting harassed about? I have a delinquent bill, which is giving, like, I'm going to be arrested. Yeah, like it's giving, giving like they're called debt collectors. Yeah, it's given white collar crime with the Christie's in jail. It's giving it's very Texas jail like it's yeah. Delink wit. So I um I don't know like you know how you do random stuff like it's probably like a

COVID test or like I don't know everyone all winter I'm sick. I have a $5.70 delinquent bill that is going to collections and does this like why don't you just pay it off and I'm like because they don't let you pay it off online you either have to call absolutely not. Absolutely not. Or mail it back which I actually you could pay me I wouldn't figure out how to do. So I'm gonna go to Small Climbscourt for this $5.70 Delinquent bill. And if you don't see me again, get my fairs in order. Get my fairs in order. This is how it ends for me.

Here, okay, you know that Amazon show where it was like they put the guy in like the fake court system and he was like, sure I did it and all of that. I just have this vision. I thought that was one of the best shows of 2023, one of my top favorite shows. I fell in love with that man. He was so likable. So likable, so cute. I just feel like there is a court show for us in the future. Like, I can feel it, I can manifest it. If we were ever put in that Amazon show situation,

I feel like we would have sniffed it out in a second. But like, for whatever reason, I need us to be in a courtroom for something good. Not something bad. Or do we become like the millennial judge Judy, where girls are like, look, my friend Facetuned herself, did not face to me, posted it, are we still friends?

And you're just like the bailiff that's collecting the evidence and doing like saying weird bits and corny. And then throwing it in the garbage, because I'm not gonna read through it. I'm like, thank you. This isn't needed. Um, okay. So Joe, Jonas, so kind of, they, four years, two kids.

That's a lot of kids to pump out in two years. This is going to be so dark. This is so dark that what I'm about to say. Do it. I wonder if when people get divorced and it's like a lesser amount of time that they've been married, like a four or five years, I'm not talking like a seven to ten. Like I mean like two to four years they're getting divorced. Do you think they ever think like damn, I didn't really need to have that second one.

Oh, for kids? Yeah. I thought you meant that. Oh, for sure. For sure. That's so dark, and I'm sure they love their children so much. But my first instinct, whenever I hear celebrity couples are getting broke up, I'm always like, what about their kids?

That sucks so much for their kids, because it's so public. Yeah. And I don't know, I just, and I feel like Joe Jones said. I've never seen you care about kids before. I know this is so odd. But I do think you can't really do that, because I'm like, you don't. Did you have to do like the second one? You shouldn't have had it.

You're like, do you ever want to just rewind, undo? I do think that if you have kids, we don't have kids, but if you do have kids, you know those like stories where like, oh, they have their ex-boyfriends kid and they fucking hate their ex-boyfriend. I feel like you would look at the kid and you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see, you'd see

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and immediately throwing them in the trash. Like, if their father has done anything to him, I'm pretty much in the middle of it. I'm written by someone's horrible ex-boyfriend who's trying to not be accountable for his actions. Yeah. Daddy's new friend. Fucking socks. Okay. It's a good time, girl. Okay, Daddy's new friend. Fucking socks.

OK. It's a good time, girl. OK. She's a good time, girl. A good time, girl. She's a good time, girl. Do you think that Sophie and Jo were going to make it? It's so funny, because when I was reading one of the articles,

like about their relationship and about their breakup, this was like, he was quoted saying, like when they first got married, that Sophie has a lot of things that are her own. And he really wanted something that was his own. And for me, immediately, that was a red flag because women are so much stronger than men. And I mean this in terms of we can be I'm about to sound high, but I promise you I'm not. I feel like women are so much stronger

than men because we can be with a really successful guy and be less successful than them. And it not totally mess with our own self-esteem. Men cannot do that. So like men, and he's Joe Jonas. Like, what do you mean he doesn't have anything for anything? Right, we've got your houses and songs. He's one of the most famous. And so he couldn't be with Sophie Turner

who, yes, of course course like has a really great career But isn't I don't think in any situation more famous or like more accomplished than Joe So I felt like that like just from reading that it felt like he had Some self-esteem some confidence issues But I'm but I don't I obviously have no idea why they broke up, but it said the marriage was like irreverable. What is that word? Yeah, they said an aggressive word. It was not a garage. Normally they say something differences and they said like it's irrevocably irreversible. It was something cool then. Let me get that. Erevers word because I know exactly what you're talking about

I know but I feel like we should start saying that in our emails also whatever it says Irreconciable differences is like someone cheated. I don't even know what this word is. I'm gonna have to I are E TRI Oh my god. I-R-R-E-T-R-I-E-V-A-B-L-Y. Broken. Irritably? Okay. I would, yeah, I would, yeah, I would, yeah, I would, yeah, I would, yeah, I would,

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The fucking brother. The honest Jonas. I don't know. I don't know what unless it could, I mean, it could be parenting stuff. Like it could be kid stuff, you't know. I don't know what unless it could, I mean, it could be parenting stuff. Like, it could be kid stuff. You never know. But he said that he wanted joint custody. So it wasn't like he was taking it. It's interesting that he was the one that got the lawyer. Does that mean he's the one who likes mad or is it just he's the first one to do it?

Because I could see myself being the mad one, but I'm so bad with admin that he gets it first, you know. He filed, but what I also thought was interesting. The two daughters have been spending the most time with him in Miami and like traveling. So like he's solely providing for them, but he wants joint custody. So maybe it was something with like their children. You also have to remember that dating, when you're that famous, they're a-list celebrities,

I feel like dating is so hard that once you find one other celebrity that you get along with, you're like, this is good, right? You get my life, I get yours. I feel like they can't, it's so fucking hard to really get to know people and really see your options

because you can't even fucking walk outside. Right. And just have a couple managers being like, hey, do you want to get coffee with my client? I don't fucking know. I feel like they're so fucking famous and love is difficult at that level of fame. And that's why it's a blessing and a curse.

Also, not to mention, the average person's temptation is not swiping on a dating app or not DMing someone back. The average temptation for a geogonus or a Sophie Turner is literally anywhere you go, someone's hitting on you. Like, it's just so crazy to think about. She also is British, right?

Yeah. I also, I think she's like so uniquely stunning. And like, cool. Do we think that she just, no one deserves her and that's why they said it was broken? I think maybe she was too funny. Like, she was funnier than him because I've got it. I was gonna say British people are so funny

because he wants to be funny. What's funny too about these breakups is you know the Dinger's happened yesterday. Like it probably was like at least nine months of this. Yeah, it's it's several months. That's why I'm like when they have that second kid, like did they have to have that second kid? You know. You're so mad.

This second kid is gonna listen to this podcast one day and be like, what the hell? What the hell? I'm so repressed. Fuck you, page just so bad. Fucking bitch. Well, why do you think Sophie went to the concert? That's what I can't figure out. What was it a stunt double? What like what would be the per... Okay, like if they were doing the whole

announced it on the Friday of a long weekend and then like finalize it on that Tuesday, what would be the point of her going on Friday? Yeah, because it's going to be announced anyway. Maybe it was just a show that it's like supportive and he was wearing his wedding ring because they just don't want drama. But also, you just had to go up the PR. They had made up, like they had made up and she like went to the concert and was like, we're not getting a fucking divorce. went to the concert, they were good and then got into

like a huge, another huge fight this weekend and then filed. No, I feel like they'd been getting divorced for months and they were like strategically figuring out how to do it. But if the PR team made her go just to make it look like they got along, how fucking pissed would you be if you had to listen to like SOS? No. I'm literally being a fork in my eyeball. just to make it look like I think I don't know how fucking piss would you be if you had to listen to like SOS I'm literally being a fork in my eyeball This is why I go support my ex

Doing anything other than Death Row like I'm I'm pissed unless if I'm supporting his downfall I'm a little bit... Unless I'm in a courtroom watching him go to jail for 30 years and supporting his life blowing up. I'm not a ghost. I'm his boss and I'm about to fire him. Unless I'm showing up at Thanksgiving and telling him that I'm now dating his dad, I'm not supporting him in any of his endeavors. Unless I'm a bank teller, telling him that he has to file for bankruptcy,

not supporting anything. Oh, God. I do also think you should never, not that like it happens every day, but like this is why I didn't date Charlie Pooth or message him back during my bachelor's because when you date famous singers their songs are everywhere. So just how you like love them. It's like Lady Gaga how she's like I want to become so famous that all my exes wherever

they go every bodega they go into they have to hear my voice. And that's how I feel about my comedy. That's why I post on tic-tac 8 times a. And that's how I feel about my comedy. That's why I post on TikTok eight times a day. That's how I feel about your comedy. No, literally. Sometimes I'll watch certain videos or certain things you put on your story, and I'll just be like, the haters are gonna be mad. The haters are gonna be mad.

From a perspective of someone else. Yes. Yes. Like you watch it yourself and you're like, okay, how would my ex-leaf? And I'll do it to your videos too after some time. I feel like I actually do it to yours way more than I do it to my own.

Like I will think of like a specific person that I know hates your God. And I'll watch your Instagram story and I'll be like oh that had a heart that had a heart um that had a really hurt them you know and I'll get giddy about it and then I'll be like and then I'll have to stop and take a second be like page what are you doing with your life these two people like aren't helping you do anything like get out of bed. Oh my god and that's a friend so for But I'm gonna say it. Yeah, I didn't think that we're gonna make it because hindsight is 20. I thought it was too good to be true

They're both too cool. They're both are too awesome. Oh, so I'm gonna be honest I wasn't like fully fully invested in their love story only because I feel like they started dating and then immediately they were married. So I almost kind of forgot about them. Like there wasn't this long dating period that we really got to know them as a couple. You know what I would also argue?

That when you marry Joe Jonas, you also marry the business that is the Jonas Brothers. For sure. If you have to deal with Kevin and his wife Danielle, Nick and Priyanka. Yep. I heard those drama where Danielle gets annoyed because she's the least famous wife. Like it's actually like a whole fucking thing.

I actually feel like I would probably be the closest to Danielle. If we want to hang out at brunch with all of the bonuses and their spouses, I feel like I'd gravitate toward Danielle, but I'd laugh the most at Sophie and I'd just probably stare at Priyanka because I'd be so pretty. In a creepy way. Yeah, I would just like stare at her from across the room. But no, you're so right. But here's the thing, she's also like in, she's also very famous too, but not, it is your right. It's different than what like the Jonas Brothers embody.

And I do have to say, I do have to say, we have nothing against short kings No, we don't but When a short king does get divorced you have to factor it in He's five seven and a half on Google which means he's five six I know you're gonna say when a short king gets divorced an angel gets its wings Of what I know in this universe. Short kings are not known to be good with other very successful women.

Besides Nick Jonas. When a short king gets divorced, six more weeks of winter. It's Groundhog Day. Okay, that's a great segue topic because I didn't like pictures. This is just my own aesthetic. I didn't like looking at pictures of them when she was towering over him. Like, love is love for sure.

Like, marry who you want. But it's just, I don't like it when the guy is shorter than the girl. You sound like an old Italian grandma. I don't like it when you put him in your pocket. Just tell me. Get a big strong hairy man. It just, I don't like it.

But can we talk about Irina Shake just dating Bradley Cooper and Tom Brady at the same time? I'm obsessed. It's such a bad move. I am obsessed. I know one can get mad at her because he's a baby daddy. And then no one can get mad at her because he's Tom Brady.

Tom Brady. People are coming at Tom Brady a little bit because they're saying he's gotten way too much Botox. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh or like a car or something, and people are upset about it. I don't care how famous you are. It's almost like the more famous you are, the more insecure you are sometimes about, and you're being aired everywhere, but you know, he's trying to lick you on.

You gotta get your college in up. You know what? No one also talks about how like Tom, Brady, and Jacelle look alike. They definitely both give like model high cheekbone vibes. I feel like they could be siblings. I feel like they have the same eyes. It's almost like when people, when you get a dog

and then your dog looks like you. It's almost like they were married for so long they started to look like one person. When my favorite Instagram accounts is called sibling or not, do you follow that? It's so good. I get it wrong every time. It's so good. Yeah, follow that. I do. I do. I get it wrong every time.

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an eighth of what pressure women feel. Like, good for him. Let him be insecure. Right. Like, everyone's always like, oh my God, Brad Pitt. He just looks so good. He's aging so well. Like, clearly Brad Pitt had a facelift, you know, but he didn't work done.

I saw that Instagram. He's getting worked on and good for him. We're all in secure together. And I'm sick of men walking around looking like fucking What are those things that are underneath bridges? trolls Trolls looking like trolls under bridges never been like oh they're amazing. No, we should be insecure get that both Get some Botox troll

What are those things under No, I like can't all I do is talk and I can never find any word at any time. I just feel like I am like for how, like not smart I am. I have you and Craig in my life that treat me as if I'm some like in psych lapidia. Like what was I think or an assistant? I don't know what you, which one, but it's like, what was I thinking you know that thing that I'm thinking about right now? And then you get mad when you don't know it one, but it's like, what was I thinking, you know that thing that I'm thinking about right now? I'm like, then you get mad when you don't know it. I'm like, bitch, read my fucking mind. What's your only job?

I realized why my Uber rating is lower than yours. Cause it's been keeping me up at night. I was gonna say, like, I'm not a thing. I'm not upset, I was upset about it. Okay. I looked internally, I did some shadow work. And I realized. You were emailed Uber and you said, I have a bright.

I have a bone state. I think it's been a mistake. Can I please speak to the manager? I think there's no fucking way. I'm like, this rude little bitch, who people say is mean. Have a high. The bathroom, nothing. Yeah, it's not rude. You're not rude at all. Thank you so much. I wanted to figure out say is mean. The math is a math thing. Yeah, it's not rude.

You're not rude at all. Thank you so much. I wanted to figure out what is it. And you know what it is. I eat in Ubers. Yeah. And that is my downfall. Because I'll get multiple times, I'll get in Ubers

and I'll be like, what could possibly make me get a bad rating? Every single time I have something in my hand, stuff in my face, artichoke pizza, spinach feta, agraft from Starbucks, a bagel with smear, nature valley bar, that they need to literally take to a shop and get an entire, what is it called, detailing. Yeah. I will say to, I've thrown up in Ubers. But you do it neatly. you do it neatly and discreetly discreet secure a literal a literal FBI agent in the CIA if you will I'm on the Navy sealed team in terms of me doing bad things in a new bar um there's this girl

um her name is Ellie Rallo and she just read a book, she's amazing, she's like influencer and she talks about how she, she's like a phobia of throwing up. And I do too, I hate throw up. And she said she'll literally have people watch movies before her to tell her when the throw up scene is. So like throw up in movies I can't I would close my eyes every time yeah, I don't like needles and movies Why do they have to show the insertion of the needle? I don't like that okay actually like any violence in movies

I will close my eyes to this day and does always like it's fake and I'm like yeah, but it's like I don't want it Okay, quick question. Are you the same way with the opposite things? Like when something's really, really sad in a movie, are you immediately crying? Like, do you feel what the characters are going through and that's why you can't? Like, I didn't want to say it, but I'm an empath. As an empath? Yeah. I sit and feel things stronger than the average person. I don't know what that voice was.

But no, violence since I was a kid. I can't, like the most unrealistic shit. I can't watch it. Because I think I can, like I haven't cried at a movie. No, I literally couldn't tell you the last time I cried at a movie. Because I can differentiate like, this is fake. These are character, like I'm watching something, so I don't feel like, oh, this is happening to me, or this is happening to someone I know.

Like I go into it being like this is fake. Like most conversations in my life. Like most relationships, most experiences. To make this fake and stupid, I'm going home. I would care if this was fucking real, okay? Yeah, I'm not dumb. I just feel like the point of art is like reflecting on real emotions and stuff,

and I'm, okay, I'm too in my head, but that's why we're, like, if you were as emotional as me, I feel like I'd better work. It would have worked. It would have worked. It would have worked. It literally But in terms of speaking of not in terms of speaking of things I watched I recently I recently started watching the Netflix Reality TV show at home with the theories Okay, I wanted you to. What are your thoughts? I have so many. Hannah, what in the mental illness facility is going on in that show?

Well, he's open about like bipolar, it is depression, anxiety. They don't touch on, but he is on zero medication. Like, do they not believe in, because they don't say anything about it, like about being on medicine, but the way it came off was that they don't... He's around dogging. Yeah, whether it's religious reasons

or whatever it is that there's no medicine being taken Maybe in like Britain. They don't believe in dentists or doctors They met when they were like really young they met like after church or something one day and they were young like 1717 they got married when they were 20. I like love how she spoke to him in that like promo She spoke to him in that promo. She, hardest working person, hardest working person, by far has the suckiest job. She basically just goes along with whatever he says because she has to navigate his emotions,

him being bipolar, and then how it's going to affect like their children, like on things he does. So she is the nicest woman in the world, doesn't get any credit, doesn't get any accolades, literally keeping that family afloat and like a lot of life. Okay, so if you're sitting at home right now, sad that you're single, just take a second and appreciate it. But do they show him like, I mean, and again, it must be worse in real life based than like what they even show. Absolutely.

You could tell, you could tell that there were a lot of things cut out from like, from like situations because he would start like yelling about something. And you could almost tell he was yelling at the camera crew or whoever is there filming because, I don't know, you could just pick up on it, but it's such a great show.

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Literally. Speaking of mental health, I did have a mental health moment. I feel like we haven't had one in a while. It was like a random quote I saw on Instagram where most of my insight comes from. And they were saying if your goal is coming off like too big and scary, break it down into smaller pieces to make it easier to comprehend. And I feel like I've always done this subconsciously. Like I did this with one of my friends once,

who was, I was like, what's your biggest dream? And then we like went like, okay, well, what do you have to do to get to that? What do you have to do to get that? And we like kept going all the way down to like, okay, so tomorrow you have to join this like acting class. Cause like once you bring your goals down to like small things, it becomes attainable. Cause you once you bring your goals down to small things,

it becomes attainable. Because you can freak yourself out any second and be like, oh yeah, like for example, if we start giggly squad and we were like, we want to have a top podcast doing live shows, we probably would have quit two days in. For sure. This is too much. Yeah.

But we had no expectation. Yeah. You know, we would have surrendered in four days. We would have surrendered like Tyson Fury surrendered with his family. Honestly, one of their really good health moments for that show was, that's why they work out so much. Because he's like the only thing that gets my brain like regulated and feeling good is if I'm training.

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It's very important. Yeah, I was honestly, I did like a really sophisticated palette as a child. Like, y'all over here eating chicken nuggets and fries and I was in Dulljang. Burrata, like a veal and peppers, had a clams casino every once in a while. I was talking out here living as a four-year-old. I said, you're like, I only have a shetta. It's not a soggy bread. No, honestly I probably was such a nightmare as a child because going to other people's houses, like my friends for dinner and like seeing what their mom would put on the table, I'd be like, you can't eat that.

That's just no. Like, I didn't know what hamburger helper was for a while. I didn't either. And I was like, we're very spoiled with Italian moms. I was like, are you guys okay? Over here. I didn't know that eating pasta was bad, because we'd have pasta with broccoli on Monday.

Pasta with sausage and peppers on Tuesday. Well, pasta with broccoli is the best for Jolly and Wednesday. Yeah, pasta with Jolly is actually really healthy. It has beans in it. Pasta with pesto, that's literally greens. So I didn't pass it every day of the week. And then someone was like, you can't eat pasta.

It's bad for you. And I'm like, what was my entire life that you're coming for my throat? Yep. Are you following the burning mandrama? What is happening? I saw your tiktok. Yeah, the hair dryer in your hair

was honestly one of your most genius moves you've ever pulled. Oh my God, okay, thank you so much because. Because I had to look, I looked twice. Because it looked like a real thing that people would wear Burning Man, then I was like, that's a fucking hair dryer. So I've never been to a Burning man. You've been to Burning Man. No, no, your friends have been to Burning Man. When the fuck would I elect to go to the middle of the desert? You would never. I have people that I have friends that have gone and you were spying on about the stylus thing.

And they got stylus for it. 100%. 100%. So my thing is I had this vision of like because I googled what Burning Man was because I actually had no idea and I didn't care but it said it's about community like being Selfless. There's no money. There's no money. You like you give things for trade. Yeah, how fucking crazy? The funniest part is it's all like the richest people in the world who hired stylists and... 100% And then they're joking about like what happened to women and children like, I'll got muddy and then like Diploma and Chris Rock

are at the front getting shipped out. So basically it rained and then it turned into like, quick sand, I kind of made that up, but that's what I'm visiting. Where are they? Where in the country? Like somewhere in California. And it's like the up, but that's what I'm visiting. Where are that? Where in the country? Somewhere in California. And it's like the desert, but it rained.

So there's people, hundreds of people trying to get out. It's kind of like fire festival meets woodstock. People go and legitimately say it is the best thing that they've ever gone to. But I... They're on Ayahuasca. I, when I think of it in my head, I think of it as like a four-day drug bender.

It is because there, there's not the same people who like camping or like wanna go to a mentorship tree. These are people that are like, I could be feral with a bunch of rich people and pretend like I'm poor. They're cause playing. And feel free.. They're cause playing as poor aliens. Some people without a home.

And they're just running around in the dirt with metallic like boots on. Yes, really stylish, expensive. Nothing makes sense. The Lensan. But that's why no one feels bad for them right now because they're like It's just like rich people cause playing not being rich and then apparently fire festival is trying to be a thing and honestly I support Small businesses, but I do not support like he already conned people. Let's not like, why do it again?

Honestly, I'm 30 year olds against festivals. Like, I can't do them. Like, unless it's a comedy festival where I know I'm gonna be sitting, like anything other than that, I'm not going to a festival. If it has the word festival in it, count me out. The job market isn't changing, it's already changed. New technologies are creating new jobs and eliminating others. How can you prepare for this new world of work?

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No, like parades are my biggest nightmare. I am so scared of a parade. First of all, if you're in the parade, it never ends, it's scary. There's too many people, it's the same shit. I don't like that. If you're watching a parade, again, too many people, same thing, I don't understand it.

And I think it's because I'm not drunk. I think parade festival, they're just words that people put in front of things as an excuse to drink. It's just there's nothing I emotionally connect to us that I'm gonna go parade about it. True, I've never been happy enough for anything. To be like, let's celebrate this at a parade. Like, let's get more people and walk a long period of time. Yep. And don't even get started on like, where are you parking?

How are you getting out? How are you getting it? How's it like what happens at the end? Does anyone win? Is there food? No one knows. It's just first. I'm not going.

It's a multi-level marketing scheme. Have like, and getting stuck in a parade? Like in New York City. In New York City. It's a little stupid. It's a multi-level marketing scheme. And getting stuck in a parade? Because in New York City, in New York City. It's a little city. It's a little city. It's a line king. And you can't just cross the street, Willie Nilly, in New York City during a parade.

God forbid you ask a police officer, how do I get to the other side? As if you've asked them how much money they make a year. They're livid that you would ask such a question. The problem with parades is if you're not in the parade in New York, everyone else hates the parade. So people are either way too happy or really fucking pissed off.

And that energy is not good for me. When there's a parade, I like to be in the back seat of a taxi cab because that taxi driver hates the parade more than anyone else could on that street and I find comfort in being with someone who's more disgruntled than myself. But literally Burning Man is a form of a parade for people with rich parents in the desert. I think of like when I think of like the quintessential burning man like guy, I think of a guy that owns a small coffee shop but is trying to trademark his own like beans and he tells you like how

he's traveling to Columbia to get like all these different coffee beans and he's traveling like all across the world. When in reality, he's just gone to Vermont and bought different ones. And in reality, his store is losing hundreds of thousands of dollars a month, but his family invented Toaster Stryddle. Right. So he's not letting you know that his grandfather isn't in charge of Nabisco, but he's definitely you.

That's the problem with old money. They could be an idiot. They could have fucked up and lost hundreds of thousands of dollars and still be rich. Yeah. And that's just who I think goes to Burning Man. And while he's telling you this story, he's also in a top hat. And so you're just like, what's going on? You know?

I'll take anyone seriously who's wearing a top hat, you know? And then he takes off his top hat and he has a ponytail. And you're like, what the fuck? I do think also with festivals, some people love dressing up as someone else. Like they love becoming like a festival girly, a little a fairy or like Halloween. And like there's something about dressing up,

not myself that just makes me uncomfortable. Every day I'm trying to just find who I am. The idea of being like, let's dress up crazy. It brings out all my insecurities. And I don't like it. And I feel like if you're too comfortable with it, I would sign a petition that said, we're banning themed parties and we're banning costumes.

I am the worst friend when it comes to themed parties. People think I'm being disrespectful, but I'm actually just like not supporting the bigger cause, which is- The bigger scheme here, which is a pyramid scheme, really. The patriarchy. Yeah. And capitalism, I'm not.

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but because this isn't like you bringing your boyfriend to like a potluck in your local town, okay? This isn't like, oh, they're supposed to wear a certain thing to church. This is a girl who's an entrepreneur who's throwing this thing and her very famous husband who's there just to support her on the side. Like, let's stop acting like everywhere you go, you have to be wearing the same thing. Also, he was comfortable. Like, what? If he wore like a a suit that would have been fucking weird. They're at a crispy cream in Times Square, okay?

She was just doing it up. I'm also gonna say justice for Justin in terms of there's no better feeling than when your partner has to go and do something and you're not involved. It's another thing if he was like part of it, like he had to give a speech, then I'd be like, okay, we're gonna get a warm something, a little more fun. He literally, all his friends were there, and they were in a corner,

like literally looking like they were selling donuts, and she was doing all the work, and he literally was like letting her do her thing, but just wanted to physically support her. So to then see the next day that everyone's like, shitting on them, it really made me so fucking annoyed. Yeah, and specifically, shitting on them. It really made me so fucking annoyed. Yeah, and specifically, shitting on her,

like, oh, you can't even get your man to take your event seriously that he showed up like this and then hating on him and it was just more and more hate. Craig and I had to go to the airport the other day and he was still dressed from an event. So we have a collared shirt on and like pants and I came in like sweats to get on the plane like a normal person. And I looked at him and I was like, is it okay? Like can I wear this? You look like so dressed up. And he was like, yeah, you can be

the Justin to my Haley. You want to be funny. I know. I actually did say that was funny. Good job. But like, I, I think we should normalize going to two different events at the same event. Sometimes you just don't feel like getting dressed. Like I, they also were not doing the same thing at that event. He was literally just, like, it's like when does comes to a standup show. I'm dressed in a fucking dress and he's in the green room chilling if that's literally what it was Right when the boyfriends come to pick up their girlfriend gigglers from giggly squad shows We don't expect them to also be dressed up like us. It's our event

Yeah, I want him to be cozy. It's not about him if Justin came in a crazy outfit I'd be like okay, you're making this about you. That's so annoying too much Do you remember that one time when we were at a giggly squad show and we were doing a Q&A and that one like straight man got up and walked toward the stage and said how I can I have a question to ask and we literally thought we were being sex trafficked. We were like sit down sir not only are you not ever getting called down but we don't care what your question is tonight is for the girls. Let women speak for one second but we don't care what your question is. Tonight is for the girls. Let women speak for one second.

I don't know if you noticed, but the next day they went to the US Open. They forgot to text me about it. And they were like, and they were like laughing. Yes. They were wearing the same leather jacket. And I thought that was funny. Like they dressed exactly the same. But he wore cool sunglasses. I wanna get to that level of cool

that I could wear insane sunglasses. They make those sunglasses, those dupe ones on Amazon, put them in your Amazon shop. We'll add them to our- But I don't think I could pull it off. We'll add them to our newsletter this week. Do you think I could pull it off? I think you could and then I feel like you'd make it

like a bit the Louis Vey ones or the sunglasses he was wearing. Louis Vey ones, it like a bit the Louis Vey once or the sunglasses he was wearing. Louis Vey once, yes. And you love the Louis Vey. I do. I just like saying it. I know you do. Speak.

Oh my god. This like was so good right now speaking of fashion. I famously cannot go to fashion week next week. Yeah. I didn't turn down any importations. I just literally am not in town. But I'm actually, like, for the first time, now that I know some fashion brands,

I'm excited about Fashion Week. I feel like I've been getting my style together. And I'm excited to watch Fashion Week with a little more insight. And I want to know from you, how are you feeling about Fashion Week? What's the vibe? What's the aesthetic?

I'm actually kind of, it's funny, you say that, because I'm also kind of a little bit excited for this year's Fashion Week 2, and I typically dread it because I hate public outings, I hate other people, I hate socializing, speaking, you know, things like that. Anything besides flag day. Right.

But I'm going to a few things that I actually like the brand and like their clothes. So I'm excited to see that. And my hair and makeup, I'm getting my hair and makeup done for like all my different events. And I just like, that's my favorite part of doing anything is getting my hair and makeup done. So like I'm excited for it this year. This is my thing. I hate to be like, oh glam but like when glam is before 10 a.m. I can't.

No I can't. When glam is in the morning, I have two glam this week that are at 6th third day. I set in front of like one of my normal friends. I was like, oh I have glam at 6 a.m. tomorrow and she was like, oh you glam at 6am and I'm like, you're so right, I sound so stupid like to wake up on my bloated face and have people lie to you and say you look good, it's like I don't need that. I've dreamt about getting glam every single day of my life since I was about five years old.

So it's one glam was a thing. It's one time that I, it is in moments where I'm getting my makeup done that I'm like, you prayed for this, enjoy this moment. And so I do always love getting glam. Do you know I'm that, that person in a documentary who's getting glam while she's asleep? Like I'm the one laying on the couch, because I'm, I'm the one falling asleep during glam, because whenever I do something I'm always like could I be a sleep while doing this but glam

I feel like feels so good. Some people are aggressive though. Some people I'm like my face. You don't have to literally beat it up. I think the next gig lose watch out we should ask our makeup artist if she could do it while we're in the happy and Like a corpse like what it would look like But I wouldn't want her to get offended or mad, but I do want to see like I mean that's why I get my glam done And then I immediately nap Yeah, we do the nap post glam But I I do think it is so fun to be like okay You just get gorgeous and then you go around and you see are there what specific Designers are you like excited for I think I become a different person when I have hair and makeup that I didn't do.

Like I, she's better, she's more motivated. I'm going to, Alison Olivia's having a presentation that I'm going to, I'm going to retrofit and then I'm going to, I love retrofit. Named Khan, which I'm very excited for. And I'm like sitting and I'm like very excited for that one. But here's the thing, I never know anyone.

Like, I do know people at certain fashion things, but I'm so fucking awkward that I hate going up to people and saying, hey, nobody talks about the initial like high to a group. I'm really good at that stuff and you're used to just standing next to me and I go, come on. And then I say hi to everyone. Yeah. And then you're like, this is page and I'm like, hey, like that's my role.

I don't like being like, hey, because like if no one says hi to me, like I'll go to I've gone to entire events before I'm not spoken. Because I think you're like, you don't have resting bitch face, you just have like resting cool face where people think like you're actually too cool. Yeah, but in reality, I'm just like,

oh my god, I wanna go home. This is so awkward for me. I do think it's easy to just be like, go up to them not for conversation, but just to be like, by the way, like, I love your content. I'm a fan of you. That's what I do.

Even if I have no idea who they are, and I'm just getting, know, like, a lot of people I feel like I'm friends with, but I'm not, so I just go up to them and say, like, I love your stuff. And if they don't say, but act fine, I can do it. I'm feeling, hi, security.

I did say that to one influencer one time, and I didn't expect her to know who I was at all, but she was like, oh my god, thank you so much. And who are you? The way she said it. I expected it. But when you do hear it, you're like, oh, okay, heard a little. She could have said what's your name again. Yeah, but she was like, and yeah, saying, and who are you?

Is kind of, I'm like, you're worst fucking nightmare. I don't know. I go up to everyone and say hi and I go nice to see you. Nice to see you. Nice to see you. Not nice to meet you. Nice to see you. And if people call me out and say we've never met,

I go, oh my god, I thought I did. I hate when I go nice to meet you and they go, we met four times. But I'm pretty good with faces. I haven't had this happen to me in a really long time, but me and Craig are out to lunch the other day, okay? And I meet a lot of gigglers, and actually, right when we sat down and Giggler brought me and Craig

both a glass of champagne and it was so good and didn't plan on drinking that dinner, fully got fucked up. So I was like, I mean, I'm not gonna like not drink it from a giggle or like she works here, like, you know. So anyway, so that was amazing. So I'm sitting and I, when I'm like out at like a dinner something especially like if it's me and Craig, like I actively do smile more I think, because if someone wants to come up to me,

like I want them to feel comfortable enough to come up to me So like I'm always like smiling thinking like someone's a giggler even if they're not so I see this guy walking with this girl And I just like smile at them and he smiles really big back at me and I'm like, oh, okay like these people are gigglers They're definitely like gonna come up to me. He comes up to me solo without the girl. And I'm like, I miss Calcutta this. And he's like, oh my God, how are you? So good to see you. I mean, I think I hugged this man.

And in my head, I'm just like, you have to, you know, like, how do you know him? We have a full conversation. I introduce him to Craig. Craig meets him. He walks away. Craig looks at me and he goes, who the hell is that? And I was like, Craig, gun to my head. I have no fucking idea who that person is. Craig thinks it's like some ex-boyfriend because I got so awkward. He goes, you got so fucking weird. I was like, because in the moment I was realizing I have no idea who this guy was, but I think it was from college,

but I genuinely have no fucking idea. But. Do you ever get a text message? And you haven't saved the number and you just go back on the conversation. There's not enough contact. But you decide not to say who is this and then you think it's gonna come up,

but like you've gone way too long. Be like, I have no fucking clue with this person as I'm texting. That happened to me the other day and the first text was me saying what my name was and I'm like okay so obviously I wanted this person to have my number. No someone asked for my address today like what's your address and I was like who is this and she's basically the wife of one of my good friends and I was like oh I was about to just get my address to the written number to avoid the social awkwardness I go on this my social security number

and steal my identity while you're at it. Oh my God. No, literally, I surrender in that situation for sure. Oh, our newsletter, okay, long story short. We got so many subscribers, which is such a good problem to have, but apparently it's been going out, but some people haven't been getting it because the email system we have is not handling all the emails.

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