Giggly Squad - Giggling about gray hair, gripes, and god

Episode Date: June 25, 2024

Paige has a lot to say this week and Hannah lets her go off. We reveal which one of us is the crier and Paige might be in love with Hannah's ex. Get tickets to our live shows: https://linktr.ee/gigglytourSign up for our newsletter: https://mailchi.mp/9ccfdeffb8c0/newsletter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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We're allowed to say that because we're Italian. We're allowed to say that because we're Italian, but Craig's not allowed to say that and he's the person who said it to me. Oh. So. Oh. So. Oh. So.

His career's over. Yep. See you. Correct. Also, we're gonna drop some news. And like, I know you guys, we keep dropping stuff. We got the Netflix special, we dropped Page's Amazon show, in bed with Page, we dropped the tour.

This is a- And we have more to drop. This is like our real, these were our Easter eggs. That when we were dropping Easter eggs, they had nothing to do with what we were actually dropping because we don't know how to do. What an Easter egg is. So it made no sense.

So we didn't think anyone would get it. I do have to say, what we're about to drop. No one's expecting it. What we're about to drop, you guys aren't ready. It's not. You're not ready for the smoke. You're not gonna be able to handle this heat. We ourselves aren't fully grasping it.

Let's just say the admin was so beyond what we could even wrap our head around. You guys, I'm speechless. I mean, we, yeah. So we're very excited. We're so very excited. Hannah, I miss you so freaking much. I literally, okay, yeah. So we're very excited. We're so very excited. Hannah, I miss you so freaking much. I literally, okay, at our hotel,

so I have so many things to say. First of all, the whole island lost water. That's a side note. We'll literally diamond-tweet. The whole island of Italy? The whole island of Capri lost water. The whole boot? Oh, Capri.

Everything, all of it. Our hotel was fine. Good thing I don't drink water So you're like does anyone have a diet coke? I was like, I'm literally three coca-cola is deep and it's not even 11 a.m I'm totally fine. I've been peeing brown so I'm good People are like stopping me in the street like what are you doing for water? I'm like I This is an admin that I legitimately did not sign up for. Ask my mom. I don't know. Like do you have to change hotels? I

don't know ask my mom. That was like when the lights went out in one of our hotels and we're like well we've been sleeping. I'll go right back to sleep. Yeah. If there's a bed, I'm fine. But anyway, so everything that I do in Italy, I think, oh my God, Hannah would freaking love this. And so like part, I didn't realize that our hotel has like a villa that you can rent out, like separate from the hotel, but obviously like,

you can use all the hotel amenities. So I went up to the, it's probably so expensive, but I went up to the front desk and I was like, hey guys, like I really wanna see the villa just to like see inside of it. They took me into it, it's gorgeous. But like if you had a big family or like you had like kids or something,

it would just be so perfect. And I was walking out and I turned to my mom and I was like, if I get this villa, I want Hannah and Des to come next year. And she was like, they don't wanna come on your family vacation. But all I could think of was like, how fucking funny would it be if we were in a villa

and then I found a tennis court in Positano. In Positano? Yeah, so I'm just scouting for when we move here. Wait, I love you so much. Also, I'm sending you memes like you're living normal life right now. And then I'm like, oh yeah, she's on the beach glowing in her flowery-ass dresses.

Making a lot of high-quality TikToks with Craig. He's like, I don't want to compliment a man, but. I don't want to say that I'm like really identifying with Gen Z, but like it's so much easier to post on TikTok recently than Instagram. Like TikTok is just like who cares? Whatever. Who cares? See ya. It's free. Well, Instagram it's so permanent and so like that's on your grid. Yeah, like I can't do my grid anymore. You didn't do that to yourself though. You put so much grid pressure on yourself.

I'm under a lot of grid pressure. And so then I can't do it. Then sometimes I get moods where I'm just like, I can't do anything. But I like that you'll go days without posting, and then you'll post every day for four days, and then you'll go four months, no posting, and I think it keeps everyone on their toes,

especially me, because I'm ready to comment. I'm ready for the comment. It's just like, where is she? What is she doing? Highlight though today. So we're on a boat, we're doing boat stuff, we're doing boat things. We pull up to this restaurant, there's a bunch of yachts.

My dad says, wow, isn't that a nice yacht? I'm like, wow, I wonder who's on that yacht. Looks like it would be so fun. So fun, look at all those pool toys. We get up to the restaurant, we're walking. All of a sudden, I'm about to sit down. I turn to my right and I go, oh, pardon? I see Derek G. or space staring right at me.

No, say what his real name is. Hannah Burner's ex-boyfriend. I saw your fucking ex. Hannah, we are so sick. Do you think he was there on purpose because he knew that you would see him and tell me? We are so sick in the head because legitimately I went to the other side of the table

so that I could sit and face him. I was like, I'm not putting my back to my friend's ex. I need to watch. I need to watch every move he makes. Make sure he's not talking about her. So I'm literally staring at him like the whole lunch and I would never go up to him because I feel like he's like not the type of like celeb

that you ever go up to. First I feel like he's like not the type of like celeb that you ever go up to First of all, you respect him. Yeah, I respect him way too much to ever put my personality in his orbit I would never do that to him. I'm like you don't deserve that It is dark over here live in love and light on your yacht over here live in love and light on your yacht. He's gonna take a shower if you go up soon. I'm like you don't want any of this. His wife, 12 years old. Her name's Hannah. She looks like she's 12. She's so gorgeous.

They've also had multiple children, the two of them. It's not that I know. I just happened to know all this information. I didn't like stalk them or anything. The thing about Derek Deere too is I was thinking about it like at this point, it's not even sexual with him. It's more like, I like quoted him for like my elementary school graduation speech. Like he's just, he's my Roger Federer, like him and Roger Federer.

And also like you're a family of Yankee fans. So I love that you were like, dad, I know you like love the Yankees. I need to watch him for Hannah right now. But like, were they not freaking out? The whole place was freaking out. Every single person in there was freaking out. Everyone was American, I feel like too.

Yeah. Like, there was a table of people definitely from Texas, because I could just like hear their accents, and I was like, they're a Texas family. And right when the dad like noticed, in such a Texas way, immediately got up, turned around to stare at him. I feel like we were being very chill because we were the table right next to them.

Was Derek pretending he didn't know the whole restaurant knew who he was? No, he was being cool. There was a boat that pulled by and they all screamed his name and he like waved. And then like a couple of kids went up to him and he would like take pictures with kids. But I feel like he gives off the vibe and I respect it.

He gives off the vibe of like, I don't fuck with fans really. Which if it was a woman, I feel like we wouldn't be saying this. Here's me just being misogynistic again on the pod. Saying that it's cool that he's like, I'm not really fucking with fans, but if a girl did it, you'd be like, she's a monster.

Yeah, wait, I just like caught myself. Fuck you, Derek Jeter. Fuck you, Derek Jeter. This is no longer sports podcast. No, but I was so fucking like starstruck when I saw him and Craig had the audacity to turn to me and say he's just a person too. Okay he was getting jelly he was getting jelly. He's actually not just a person he's actually not a saint he's actually

like otherworldly he's actually he has blue eyes and he has and dark hair and hair he's our Lord and saved he's and he's number And dark hair. And dark hair. He's our Lord and Savior. And he's number two. He single-handedly saved the island of Manhattan. I'm sure spread some diseases while he was at it, but it was literally fine. The man sends gift baskets, okay? He's an angel. Craig, how many gift baskets have you sent?

Yeah, so anywho, that was the highlight of my life. And I remember I went to a Yankee game and I wrote a sign went to a Yankee game and I wrote a sign and then a pink heart was cut out in a pink heart shape and it said, nobody's sweeter than my man Jeter. And I still have that sign in my basement. So he's not just a man to me.

Wait, you flirted with my ex. Yeah, I did. I mean, I was 12. This whole time to tell, this whole time you played dumb, like you didn't give it a try when you knew how I felt about him. Wait, speaking of flirting with your,

that's actually not speaking of flirting with your ex, but speaking of flirting, two observations. One, being on vacation, I feel like you just see a lot of older men and younger women, and I'm, you know, I don't live under see a lot of older men and younger women. And I'm, you know, I don't live under a rock. I've seen it before. I'm out and about, I'm in the streets.

Something about this particular island of Italy, the age difference is a bit extreme. It's a bit drastic. Are these people married or is it like people are getting flown out? I can't really tell. And you know, I'm doing the work and like observing.

I got one real wrong the one night. I genuinely thought that this woman was this man's daughter. I was like, there's absolutely no way and I will call the authorities if I'm proven wrong because I'm uncomfortable. And then I was on Instagram. Have you been seeing all like the Bill Belichick stuff with him dating the 23 year old? Yeah.

Here's where I'm PO'd about it. I went into the comments of one of the videos and I was like, I wonder what people are saying about this age gap. And it's a lot of people against her being like, wow, what a gold digger. Wow, she knows exactly what she's doing. And in my head, I'm like, but she's a child. Okay. And this man could have said literally anything

and you can like manipulate and put a trance on someone, of course, 20 years younger than you. I mean, she's like 30 years younger than, 40 years younger than him. Has no one ever had like 30 years younger than, 40 years younger than him. Has no one ever had a daddy issue before? No, I'm like, how is- Let's break some dads. So she's 23 and she's also a mastermind manipulator

to get all of his money, but yet this man who's won multiple Super Bowls isn't manipulating this girl to have sex with him? Also this girl being, just being beautiful is not manipulation, okay? And we don't know the details at all. Right, like you're literally born that way.

Like we can't help it that we're stunning. And look, I do have to say, she's probably doing it for the story. I think it's hilarious. I think the stories he must have, also he was pretty funny at the roast, do your thing. Like, it's, don't be judgment funny at the roast, do your thing. Don't be judgmental if anything, you're so right.

There's a power dynamic and Bill Belichick has the money, he has the power. Yeah, he's the upper hand. That's what it is. He has the upper hand and I don't know why people are like, oh, she's getting after it. She doesn't have the upper hand in anything. She literally goes where he says. Well, there's a whole thing about, do you think he's dumb?

It's called men want to pay for certain things. Why are other men who probably are living in their mom's basement getting mad when Bill Belichick pays for dinner for a girl? Let's calm down. No girl is putting a gun to a guy's head and being like, pay for everything. I mean, maybe they are.

I wish I could. I wish I could. I've done finger guns. I've been like, you're gonna freakin' buy this right now. Boom, boom. But I do, I wrote an article once, literally once about zaddies. And it was about basically like under 26,

your brain's not fully formed, you're still figuring out your career, you're not making money. Be careful if you're with an older man, just because there's a reason older women are not falling for him sometimes. Right. So like, you know, like, so he's,

it's easy to go with these younger girls who don't know any better. I mean the amount of trash that you'd go for in your early 20s because you don't know who you are you don't know what you deserve you don't understand what's going on we're flailing we're scared we're screaming crying yeah like it's not the girl's fault yeah and then write out a flow chart on how to steal your money like we don't even know what our periods are. Are you kidding? We have high cortisol right now. We're dealing with it. Also like maybe he took her to Capri. Like she's getting life experiences. No literally. I have another gripe. Oh yeah you're on it today. Let's fucking go. I have another gripe. I don't know if you guys have seen the discourse online.

Um, but have you come across that that limited two is coming back? Okay, so people have been tagging that up left and right. Is it verified or is someone like fucking with us? I think it's verified. I think it's real because they invited me to their launch party. Okay, see that's my first problem. Why are you not the face of the magazine of the

launch party? Put some respect where respect is due. I think so many people tagged them in it that then they're like, oh, we should invite this girl. Here's gripe I'm not asking to be the face of it I'm not asking to even be acknowledged you want to just code one I want to just come cold but I want to talk to the marketing PR team because is are they coming back for 12 year old girls or are they coming back because I'm old girls? Or are they coming back? Because I'm gonna break it to ya, they don't give a shit. 12, 13, 14, they don't care who you are.

I thought they were coming back for like 26 to like 34 year old women and they were gonna make capris and they were gonna make little sets. A poncho. Some of us are like married, have children. I thought they were gonna give us dresses, give us outfits. Little squcho. Some of us are like married, have children. I thought they were gonna give us give us dresses, give us outfits. Little scorts. Oh I thought we were gonna get a

scort. So I'm not mad. If that's not the case. Well you just gave them the I'm not mad. I'm disappointed. I'm disappointed. If they're coming back for tweens it's not gonna I don't get it. You should be the creative consultant of limited to. We could have redone me stepping into a locker. I mean, hello? And coming out, yeah, I mean. I mean, the possibilities were endless. And I don't know if it's the time zone difference,

but I'm PO'd over here. I'm PO'd. I do have to say, I'm very tired right now. Yes, I've been traveling and all this shit, but I also, you know when you're like, I should go to bed right now? Yeah. And you're even falling asleep, but you're gonna fight,

you're gonna fight it because you finally found something good on TV. What is it? This is better than the dance cult documentary. Well then I'm actually gonna write it down. Write it down? Oh, you're gonna love this one. It's on Hulu, it's called The Perfect Wife.

They basically- It's already getting me going. They're like, this is gone girl, but better. And it's so well done. The way this kept me on my toes. Wait, it's documentary or it's a show? It's real shit. Real shit, you know I only mess with real stuff

because I really want to feel hurt. Alive. Exactly, I want to feel something. Anything. I want to feel something. So. I go fuck reality TV. Give me the news.

So at 2.30 a.m. I finally turned it off. I don't even have the last episode yet but it kept me up literally all night and it was so good. Everyone has to watch it. Give us a little, give us a two sentence blurb. It's about this beautiful girl who got married to this man and then she disappears out of nowhere.

And if we had a nickel. And the possibilities are endless with what happened. And you do find out what happened and the characters, it's, I mean, they're not characters, they're real people. Cause it's time here. Is this recent? Like this is fucking recent.

This is like, and it was over seven years up until like 20, 21, 22. So this is for real. Okay. It's crazy shit. Also, I'm dropping this on you now because I wanted to surprise you for the pod, but I think you might kind of know.

I hung out with my other best friend. No, I literally, here's the thing about time differences. I think I'm dreaming when I wake up and I open a text. I open a text to just a picture of you and Hailey, and you're, you know what? This is what pissed me off about it. What? Because- What's your gripe?

What's your gripe? No, my gripe is like, you try to include me as much as you can and I'm so appreciative of it But I'm like this little bitch sending me a picture of her and Haley being like Oh, she wants to come on the pod and I'm like, you know what? I know you two have a friendship behind my back I'm like dealing with it. Wow. She looks so Good in this picture. So do you, you literally look like. No, the lighting was lighting. No, Hannah, you're in the Illuminati in this picture.

No, okay, the funniest part about me trying to get you involved is that I actually blacked out the whole time. Like, you know when you don't know what's going on, you're talking, you're talking, you're talking. Finally, I'm like, bye. We walk outside and Grace goes, oh my God, did you hear what she asked?

And I was like, I didn't hear the whole entire thing, the whole interview. I didn't talk to her. I don't, I wasn't there. And she was like, she asked if she could go on your podcast. And I was like, no, she didn't. And she's like, yes, she did. I'm like, what did I say?

And she was like, you literally didn't respond. And I was like, what was I doing? And she was like, you literally didn't respond. And I was like, what was I doing? And she was like, you were like, I don't know what you were doing. And I was like, and that happened to me once with literally my biggest crush during college. Want to come on our pod? No.

Wait, this is a sidebar and I woke up like to the Haley stuff. So I don't know if I ever told this story. I was obsessed with this guy, one of my biggest crushes, and we're hanging out for a long time. I like crushes where you don't hook up. Like I like the game, you know? Because it was kind of like forbidden fruit.

Like he was always seeing someone. We played the game for a long time. You like the sexual tension. Yeah, and then finally he was like, we had mutual friends and he was like, come visit and we're going to hang out and it was like a campfire or something. This is college. This is during college and it was like a campfire or something and the whole day it's like we're flirting and we're flirting and then he gets like so drunk at the campfire.

Like he's rolling around, he's almost like falling in the fire. His friends have to like put him to bed. And I'm like, what the fuck? And then my friend's like, why didn't you go on a walk with him? And I was like, what? And she's like, he literally looked at you

and was like, wanna go on a walk? And you just didn't respond. And then you like got black out. And I was like, wanna go on a walk? And you just didn't respond. And then you like got black out. And I was like, he didn't ask me that. And they were like, he literally asked it to you and you didn't hear him. And I was like, did I reach? Like I'm like, I literally came all the way here

to hook up with this man. And you're telling me that, like, I think I, I have so many voices in my head that sometimes I just. Sorry, I just pictured this man going to AA and being like... Hi, this is because of Hannah Berner. There's like eight other guys there and they're like, oh.

I was gonna say, if you've never put a guy in AA, you're not living life. You're certainly not. You're not living life hard enough. So anyway, it is that thing, like you're so in your own head that you actually miss the moment that you're waiting for. Yeah. But um...

Grace is gonna have to send so many emails of like, hey, I know we said we don't do guess, but check out our next episode with Hailey Bieber. I mean, we've told a thousand people, we're like, we don't do guess, but we will make an exception. The crazy thing we're like we don't do gas but we will make an exception the crazy yeah, we don't do gas When we do that except if it's like a so a girl we really really really like Let's be like really want to be a friend. You want us to like us or if you're Trevor Wallace Because he's a girl's girl

Everyone always brings up Trevor Wallace. They're like you have true, you had Trevor Wallace on the pod. We're like, okay it was one time. He actually tricked us. We didn't know it was Trevor Wallace. No, he literally just showed up. We also didn't ask him one question so does it even count? No, we didn't learn one thing about him. So it was fucked up because I'm starting to promote the Netflix specials so they were like you got to go to LA and do a bunch of podcasts, and I was like, okay. Like, put me on the flights, I'm in LA, I'm doing podcasts, we get an email. Hailey would love to do another interview

because she's launching her new Blush. I said, well, that's perfect, because I'm in LA. And they go, oh, she's actually in New York. And I'm like, when? And they're like, tomorrow. That's crazy, because I'm getting on a flight. So I'm like, the one time I'm not in New York City, so then I fucking take a red eye to go back to see Hailey.

Obviously I played it cool, like I didn't take a red eye to see her. Have you ever literally even thought to take a red eye to see me? I would always take a red eye to see you. I mean, not if it's like, not if I'm tired. Or like if I have a headache. Or like my phone's on like 10%.

If my phone is on 50, less than 50%, I probably can't go. And like if I have to have a talk to my mom in a couple days. Like if I'm just feeling a little bloated. No, if you're a little bloated before the flight, it's a disaster. You don't have to go. You literally can call in sick. So, you know, when you're about to it's like seeing a crush where you're

like playing out how you should act when obviously you're not going to know what the vibes are. But I was like trying to come up with first lines. Yes, we're all just waiting for it to come in. I'm like, what do we say? Like, yeah, hi, Darren. Like, it's you again. Like, like, I'm such waiting for it to come in. I'm like, what do we say? Like, hi there. And like, it's you again. Like, I'm such a creep. Like, I felt so creepy. So she walks in and like, everyone was like playing a little too cool because it was just

like people who worked for road and they're all like these cool girls. They're so beautiful and nice. She walks in and it was just too chill. That's such a real thing. Sometimes I feel like some people don't get like the respect they deserve. Like I feel like I was somewhere and there was a celebrity and I was like, hello, it's fucking,

and I can't even remember. Well, there's like a middle ground. You don't want to freak them out, but then you also don't want to be so cool that you're disrespecting their art. That's what it is. I would never disrespect another woman's art. So we're all waiting for her and then she walks in

in this gorgeous full nude like blazer fit with her belly out and... Like as an accessory? Yes, full of accessory. She basically dresses like she's not pregnant and then happens to have a belly accessory. It's an accessory. And we were doing the interview in the front

and they were like, Hannah you should probably go to the front. She's gonna be here soon. And I looked at the girl and I said I am NOT About to be the first person she sees walking in. I'm not about to be like I'm like I am gonna look like I was busy. I was busy in the back doing something forgot that she was coming Yeah, like I just happened to run into her. So I'm like in the back and then she walks in

and like no one's saying anything and finally she sees me and I'm just like, I don't know what I said, something stupid. And I go, you look great and we give like a little hug because we're like acting like we've known each other for years at this point, which we have. And she just looks at me, how are you doing? Because you know, I tried to be like,

I'm like, how are you, these people don't get you, like I get you. Really? Yeah. How are you fucking, how is it? How are you really doing? And she goes, I'm so fucking pregnant right now. And I was like, ah, that was so cunty.

That was so cunty. She looks so good pregnant. It's like, It's insane. And then, I mean, look, I will say it. The problem with our friendship, like everything's better in our friendship than me and you, our friendship, except that we have the same good side, me and Hailey.

You and Hailey, it'll never work. Long term, there will be hits. At certain points. Long term, it's not gonna be like you said. So even though there's so many things that are better about our friendship than me and you, and obviously, like the clout is insane. So wait, so question, you give her your good side?

100%, I said said I will look But this is the thing her bad side is not the level of monster that my bad side is so I was like Do you want me to ruin the fucking video? Maybe if you I feel like she's an understanding person. Maybe if you're not there yet. No there Yeah, I said yeah, but I was very aware of it. I was like, what side does she want? They're like, oh she'll take the left side and I was like perfect Was like cancel the interview, cancel. So we finally get to the interview.

And at one point, like, I guess my hair was crazy because I don't brush it. And she just stops and she starts like moving my hair for me. And then like, we almost made out. And then like she said something about me being beautiful and she liked my hair color. And like then it got, the room got shaky. The room got blurry.

Do you know, do you know when she's due? She's, I mean, what if she names her Hannah? I think she will. Like based on the vibe she was giving me. I don't know, it was like a little, it was giving like, they don't love you like I love you. Like everyone else, it was just like, you know, she makes me feel like I'm the only person in the room.

Where was this interview? Where did you do that? This was in Green Street in SoHo and it was like in her pop-up and she said she liked my salmon dress. She was like, again, it was like when, I was like, you could punch me in the fucking jaw, and I would say thank you.

And then at one point I was like, oh my god, your belly's so cute. And then I was like, I should do the Giggly Squad joke that we were talking about, and I was like, I dress like I'm pregnant all the time, but I'm just bloated, and she kinda laughed. And then I was like, look know, I dress like I'm pregnant all the time, but I'm just bloated. And she like kind of laughed. And then I was like, look, and I took my stomach and I put it against her stomach.

It gets, it's a classic. It's your pregnant bits are some of my favorite. I have a photo of you literally with one of the best bloats ever. I will never be able to get this photo out of my head. You're glowing so much in this pregnancy photo. People were like, okay, someone's found happiness in a future. People stay jealous of that photo of you. It's so freaking good. So it was, it's honestly like so weird our friendship. I could talk about it all day.

And I feel like I- Was Justin there? No, but I had that moment with her where I was like, isn't it fucking crazy that the outfits you guys wore that day became the most viral thing of the century? And she was nose crazy. And then you realize- That people dressed up as it for Halloween.

Yeah, that it was the most viral shit ever. And then you realize she's literally. That must be so surreal. Imagine seeing that and just being like, am I a joke to everyone? Am I a joke to you? She's literally a normal girl who happened to marry Justin Bieber.

Yeah. And that's why I think she's so relatable to people because she just wants to do her makeup cute, have cute outfits, have good vibes. She really is just like that, but she just... Yeah, she's just a girl. And I feel like she does hold him down in a way like she does have calm energy.

I think she sees me, and she probably sees Justin Bieber, that kind of wild, creative star quality, and that's probably why. How could you not? She was like, you're clearly a creative, I don't wanna say genius, but with your interview questions about tampons, I've never seen something like this before. So anyway, we hung out, and then there was a party after,

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Okay, I have a quick story to tell you that's presented by Vizzy and Acast Creative. We are both going to be busy this summer. I'm gonna be playing tennis, beach volleyball, napping. Paige will be relaxing by the pool and occasionally having people over as an excuse to make tablescapes. She's very passionate about tablescapes. Don't talk about my tablescapes as if I'm not here. It's a work of art and I support women in the arts. Despite our different ideas of summer and our plans,

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or getting together for a night out, it's sure to add a splash of extra to whatever you have planned. Also, you've been gone for seven weeks. When are you getting back? No, Hannah. I actually feel like I don't... You're not coming back. I know, like I don't feel anything. Are you crying?

Oh, do you feel like you've taken a hiatus? I feel so disconnected from the world. Yeah. Like I literally haven't posted on Instagram solely because I haven't taken any photos. Oh, so you're actually having a good time on vacation. Like I'm literally just vibing. Like I've been eating breakfast, lunch and dinner. I'm so stuffed I can't think.

Like that's why. Wait, cause yeah, you were making me nervous the last week. You were like, I couldn't finish my pasta. Everyone's yelling at me, but I feel like you've settled in. Also, if I look at someone, I have to say it, I'm gonna say it and people are gonna get mad. If I look at your Instagram and you're on vacation

and you have 4,000 Insta stories, you want either a guy to pick you. Are you talking to anyone? Is anyone talking? But I'm saying you're trying to show someone something and no one's clicking through all that. No, more than 10, I can't click through. I can't click.

And I get it if you're like, you're an influencer, you're like trying to show, inspire people. But that's why I like TikTok because I'm like, oh, I wanna show the girls my outfit, but like I can't pose for a photo right now. And like, I can't, like, I'm just like, I can't take 10 photos and like the only people- Also we all can tell that you just took one try

at the video, everyone can tell. Yeah, I'm like. No one was reshooting. Yeah, no reshoots. Like we don't have the budget, nor the time for a reshoot. We, it's one and done and that's it. And so that's what, that's what's happening.

It'll be like 30 seconds into the video and I'm like, she could have, okay, she, oh, okay, she's still going. She could have edited that part probably. But I'm like, no, take it as it is. Because on TikTok, I feel like this is me, love it or hate it. Either swipe left or you swipe right.

As Jennifer Lopez would say, this is me now. This is me now. This is me now. Side note, gigglers have been asking me, and I think they're asking me to ask you, what are the gigglers wearing this summer? Oh my God, it's such a freaking loaded question. A lot of drop waist things.

Yeah, drop waist dresses I love. Drop waist dresses which I really am loving because for like a short torso girly, like I really shouldn't be wearing anything high waisted, but it just feels like more comfortable when you're bloated, but really like a drop waist and like a low rise. But a drop waist when you're bloated is one fucking sniff away from pregnancy looking.

You have to find the right fabric one and the right style for you. I've had this one drop waist dress from, I think it's LPA is the brand, but it has, it poofs out a little bit on the side, not a big poof, but gives you a little hip. And I feel like that helps the overall structure. Did you see the blue dress I wore this weekend?

I did. That blue dress caused a lot of drama in the DMs. I could surmise that. And what was the overall take? The overall take was so wild, because normally I post something and either I'm like trolling the gigglers and they know it and they're like,

I did like Paige and I approved this outfit, they're all like, we know. I actually like that too. That's like. It was fun. Like I like when you wear like baggy pants and like a baggy t-shirt, like it's very like. It was hot out, I didn't want my crotch to sweat.

But this blue dress, it was a combination of people being like you fucking nailed it this color and use amazing This is so cool. Like Alice in Wonderland would give it cunt and then people were like burn it No, but like everyone just had such opposite reactions. I wanted to screenshot to show people like Everyone is having different experiences. I thought it was extremely editorial everyone is having different experiences. I thought it was extremely editorial. What was it for? You can't say. It was for this judging show I was doing

that had to do with, it was on. It was on brand. On brand, it was on theme. There was a theme. It was on theme. So it's funny when sometimes the gigglers have opposite opinions and I'm like, the gigglers are in a fight.

They're fighting each other. And honestly, all I love is a conversation. It doesn't matter. Like you can love it, you can hate it, it's just a conversation. I will say that I gaslit myself into gaslighting myself when I was like, oh, I hate all my outfits

because every time I step out of the hotel room, I'm waiting for my dad to be like, it's amazing, it's stunning, it's never been, and he's literally my own personal Lady Gaga. He's like, I've just never seen anything like this outfit. And I'm like, no, you get it. You so freaking get it. Our dads are so opposite.

I literally put a little blush on the other day and my dad was like, you look like a clown. No, I walked out last night. I had my hair in like a slick back bun and like gold earrings and like this white little dress and my dad literally started to tear up. He was like, I just can't even look at you. You're so stunning.

I'll wear a skirt and my dad in front of everyone will go, where's the rest of your dress? Did you pay for the whole dress? I hope you got your money back for the rest of the dress. Where is it? Listen to what this man did. So I do like, I'm strategic when it comes to like vacation shopping.

So the first like two days. By strategic you mean you buy everything? Yes, but also but I also have a plan. Like I go through everything like the first day. Like I just do a walkthrough. It's basically just a look-see. Just what's what are we offering? What's going on? What's the vibe? And then there's one specific day where she's charging the card. Yeah, she's taking the card out and she's double checking the balance. When you leave a place, do you say, I'll be back? If like the salespeople were all over you. Do you go, I'll be back.

Don't worry, because I'm a people pleaser. I'll be like, I'm going to buy this. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. If I'm like, I'm I'm not buying this. I'm like, oh, my God, I have to run and get my mom. I'm like, I'm 31 years old. And my name on the card, I'm like, I got not buying this. I'm like, oh my God, I have to run and get my mom. I'm like, I'm 31 years old. And it's my name on the card. I'm like, I gotta save my mom.

I will say me and one particular sales associate at Prada have become besties. And it's, I don't know what's going on, but he's bringing things from the basement. Okay, we lock eyes. I'm not even in the store. He's locked eyes with me from the street. He's like, I got something. I'm not even in the store. He's locked eyes with me from the street. He's like, I got something.

I'm like, I can't stop. So a lot's happening. My dad, there was like this window display, no store. It was just a window display of this bathing suit. And I was like, I like need to find this bathing suit. Like what store is this in? And, but I wasn't like super serious about it, but like if I walked by, like I wanted that bathing suit,

my dad went to the front desk, said there's a window display down the street. My daughter wants the bathing suit in the window display. What store has it? Now reminder, these people speak barely any English, so I have no idea how that conversation transpired. I'm getting the story secondhand. He makes one of the hotel people go

and see what he's talking about. They find what the store that sells it. And then my dad has them tell him where the store is located. He wakes me up and he's like, I know the store, we'll go after lunch. And- Where's Craig during all this?

Asleep. Like, I'm like, this is, everyone's like, why aren't you engaged? Why aren't you engaged? I'm like, because my father tracked down an itsy bitsy teeny weeny bathing suit that I said I just happened to like, and now it's in my possession and I own it. It is a tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny,

teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny, and you just like be yourself. Because I feel like you're trying to be something and just be, you're naturally beautiful, just do that.

Just be, just put on a t-shirt. That's when you're most beautiful. Okay, well I would like to argue that that's probably actually more endearing because when I had my wisdom teeth out, my dad wouldn't let me sit at the kitchen table because he said he couldn't look at me not looking gorgeous.

Okay, so a lot of pressure has been put on my face. I feel like whenever my dad said like, you look beautiful, I'm like, okay, okay. Okay, it's enough. Just, but anyway, but I will say like, we do like not a lot of activities, but like we do a boat day and like, we go to like, we go to different places for lunch,

and we do pool clubs. My dad, at the end of the trip, if you ask him what his favorite day is, it's the day I go shopping, because he likes carrying my bags. He likes watching me find something I love, buy it, and he likes when I hand him the bag to hold it. Have you told him that he's hurting your future relationships

because of how adorable he is? He literally will say to Craig, don't worry, I will, don't worry, I'll take care of her the rest of your life. We don't really, you can come, but like I got, this is mine, she's mine. You can be there. You can be around, but I will always carry her bags.

And so that's nice to know. I do have to say on Burner Phone, we had an episode about flirting and stuff and finding a guy. And this one, I wanna give her credit, but it's anonymous, but she called in with what she likes to DM guys. Cause not a lot of girls will slide into DMs. And I think you have to do it in a way that's funny,

because it's funny, you're sliding to a DM, it's hilarious. You just say something random and insane. She said that she writes into guys DMs, she just goes, God sent me. And I think it's hilarious, because if he doesn't answer, it's like, okay, so you don't believe in God So you are an atheist? Okay good to know So you just don't believe in the universe's purpose of everything and then it like it's just it's just funny

And I thought the giggler should know if there's really a dude you want to slide in you should do it now I'd love to know what some of the gigglers do say. What's their move? Because I think girls, I mean, obviously, we would always text for our friends because you're the less nervous ones, you could think more clearly. So it's like, let's share our,

what do the Gen Z's call it? When you have schmutz, what's it called? Schmutz, no. Riz, Riz. You were gonna say Schmutz? I was like Schmegma? What's that thing in your eye? Like when you wake up and there's some Riz in your jizz.

Wait, what is that? I've heard that word before, but I, wait, I feel like you're the only person I've heard it from before though. Shmegma? Yeah, like. Shmegmas, I thought was the thing in your eye when you wake up in the morning,

but apparently it's like stuff on penises. Ew. Which honestly I don't ever wanna get into because that's not the energy we want on our pod. Also one more thing about fashion, did you see what Croc sent me? Yeah, and I think it's funny that I've had no communication with them.

I honestly feel like they hate me and they obviously hear me speaking trash about them but I feel like I should almost send them an apology. I do have to do a shout out. They went fucking hard with the gibets, they had bows and pearls. No, they freaking love a gibet. They love a gibet.

And I do have to say one thing, shout out to Crocs. Their heels, with a certain vibe, with a jean, with a certain vibe, I've seen very cool girls on the lower east Side pull it off their heels are the most comfortable heels I've ever walked in. I'm getting offended by the word heel. Their chunky platform shoe. Yeah because Crocs can't make heels. I'll show you it's a heel like it's a full heel. Yeah but it's like but it's but it's it's a croc you it's a creel I just I can't I can't support it

I kind of think that they love that you don't love them like I think love you more than they love me I'm like, I love you Crocs. They're like, can you send this a page? No, I think we have like a mutual respect for each other It's like you like I agree to disagree. That's your art. This is my art. And like, I'm happy for you guys. And like, you're happy for me, but we don't. It's like two girls in high school that like do not fuck with each other, but they don't like actively pursue each other.

They're just like, we don't vibe. So you don't have online beef with crocs, but you also like don't put my name next to your name anywhere. Keep my name out of your mouth for sure, but I'm not gonna start a rumor about you. I start a rumor about myself. Yeah. I had a gray eyebrow hair.

Hannah, I've plucked three gray hairs on this trip alone. On your, but on your head. And I don't care what the people say, I'm plucking them. Honestly, now I'm starting to think that that was an old wives tale. They said if you pluck them, they like come and grow weirdly, but I think gray hairs grow like main characters period because they have different textures.

They're always gonna grow straight up. They're really aggressive. You actually great would be so cute you're gonna be the cutest old lady you'll never see it I'll never you'll never see it are you kidding I come from a long line of women who literally dyed their hair to their deathbed like a long line of women who laid in hospice with hair dye. You know, I can't wait to be gray, you know. I know you can't, I know you can't. I wanna be a witch, I wanna scare people

and be like, ah! I'll never do it, you'll literally never see me with a gray hair. No, I think it'll be chic, it's fucked though. I just think it's like a little gray bob. Oh my God. I think here's the thing. I do think there are certain type of people that can absolutely rock it.

I think there are a lot of people that rock it that shouldn't. Oh, I did not think you were going to just attack an old lady. Sorry, here's the thing. Also, I feel like being in Italy, I'm really connecting to my roots and I'm just frank. Let me be 100% Benjamin Franklin. I just have no tolerance. Some women have really beautiful textures of the gray hair.

And when you see that, you're like, that's the most beautiful hair I've ever seen. Have you ever seen some of them? No I'm genuinely trying to say okay a perfect example Meryl Streep can rock a gray bob like nobody's business absolutely amazing but it leans toward a blonde on the blonder side. Now like my computer teacher in the second grade absolutely could not and Poor computer teacher just got divorced. She's fighting for her life She has to deal with these annoying kids and fucking little page the sorbos like um Stupid gray I literally tortured my tortured my teachers all through middle school.

And that's why you got an F in computer science. That's a crazy shoe to put on with that outfit. And you want me to trust you teaching me science? I don't think so. With those brows? With those brows? Not me, not now. My mom told me about this.

And I am not coming with you to any type of room. No, not with those brows. Oh my God. I have one other documentary. This is so off track, yes. Bring us back. I have a documentary that isn't really bringing us back, this is about to bring us out of control even more.

Wait, before you say this, speaking of TV, did you see Freaky Friday 2? I saw that Lindsay's and she was like taking photos with Jamie Lee Curtis and I it's one of my favorite movies of all time. I would literally download the soundtrack. I would die for Lindsay Lohan if she said Teequs Bullet for me I would I would say you've done so much for our economy yes. It made you want to be in a rock band, right? You know what? It did. It made me want to wear a chunky boot.

I'll say that. I definitely wanted. I was like, I could get into something like this. You wanted your hair to just kind of be in front of your eye a little bit. Wait, if we were in a band, which position would we play? Is that what they call them? Which role would we be? I feel like you would 1000% be the lead singer.

Oh my God, thank you. There's no other position you'd feel comfortable being. Well, cause I'm not musically, I can fake a singing. I can't fake having like playing an instrument. I think I'm low key, like the random saxophone player. Cowbell, cowbell. key, like the random saxophone player. Cowbell, cowbell. She does like a random thing that like then she just gets this killer solo

and like then you leave the show and you're like, what about that killer solo from that random person who came out for only five minutes? Kind of like you at a Bravo reunion, you don't say much, but when you do, you really nail it. She's small, but she's mighty. Okay. But also if you played guitar,

people would be like very distracted by how long and beautiful your fingers are. And honestly, I think your fingers are too long that it might actually inhibit your performance on an electric guitar. Like if they could get tangled. I walked by a piano not too long ago, a couple days, and I turned back to my mom and I said,

you're a horrible mother for not making me play the piano. Like have you seen, like look at my fingers. This is Mozart is somewhere rolling in his grave. I think there is a side of you that could have been the drummer, because like you're in the back just like being badass and like you're not making eye contact with anyone. Sitting.

I need to sit. Not making eye contact. You know how the drummer's just, I'm like, does they even know what song everyone else is, they're just in their own way. Every now and then you spin it around your little finger. Yeah. You don't know if the drummer messes up

and that's what I need. Yeah, and then the drummer doesn't even know when the song's over. They're just doing their thing and then eventually they're like, oh, okay. I need like one solo. You could probably take a nap too because it's like in the back Yeah, I could also like put it on a track Actually, let's be honest you would be one of those DJs that just plays their Spotify Yeah, I'm like, I don't and we support women in the arts and men in the arts

Who's more likely to become a DJ Honestly probably you because I don't really even we already won over this I don't give a shit about like music I don't want to stay up late ever I'm so happy. I can't sing cuz if I could sing No, if you my god, no, I'm so happy I can't sing because if I could sing no, if you my god, no, I'm so happy you can't sing He had a you. I'm so happy for the world. The world has been saved by my lack of I would literally people Oh my god, I'd be like Ariana though. Ariana Grande. I feel like but like not successful

She's that friend who'll be like, you would have a really intense Jojo Siwa phase with your dance moves and I'd have to I'd have to come over and be like you have to get out of bed you have to stop going on Good Morning America and freaking singing your little heart out. Wait honestly like I still have a little empathy for JoJo Siwa. Just let her dance, you know? Let her dance.

JoJo Siwa. Wait, my last gripe, my final gripe. No, you can have unlimited gripes. There's no limit to your gripes on this pod. The internet started to gaslight me yet again and they said, Love Island UK, it's trash this year. It's horrible. Now I'm keeping up with Love Island UK.

I don't think that it's trash. I don't think that it's horrible. I think it's slow to start, but some seasons are. But I'm very into it. They're like, USA is where it's fucking at. Yeah, that's what people are saying. I literally told some Gen Z girls yesterday. I was Yeah, that's what people are saying. I literally told some Gen Z girls yesterday,

I was like, I heard US is the best, and they were like, we don't watch US. And I'm like, no, I saw tweets saying US is good this year. Take your tweets and put them in the toilet, because. Are they bots? So I start the first episode, first of all, Ariana looks absolutely stunning. Amazing. I mean, the episode, first of all, Ariana looks absolutely stunning. Amazing.

I mean, the girl, she looks phenomenal. It makes me mad she hasn't worn extensions more. She looks so good with extensions. Every outfit, she just looks so fricking cute. You look forward to her coming on the episode. Yeah. But as a Love Island connoisseur for the past six to seven years, I would say, I've seen every episode for the past six to seven years, I would say.

I've seen every episode. I love that you're giving your resume. No, I am qualified to be notating this. USA is not good at Love Island because American women were nuts, were fricking nuts. First of all, I will say that the series has gotten better because they took the Love Island narrator from UK and they brought him over to the USA. He's quippy, he's funny.

So he's British? He's British. So it's like 15% UK. It's 15% UK. They even have a British guy. Now, granted, I've only seen the first episode, but it was an hour and a half. On UK when they first get coupled up with someone and they've known someone for a day, even two days, even three days, they're normal about it and they're like I've only known this person for

a day so I'm not gonna get so invested. Also the Brits they're not emotional the way Americans are emotional. They're cold. So I feel comfortable at the pace that they go because it's a normal pace. America, the girls are crying after 24 hours. They're scheming, they're plotting after 24. I'm like, this is Love Island. You're getting to know someone. It's so dramatic and so heightened between the cast.

I can't, I can't, I can't. Because at least the Brits there's like a little you know what it is what I've heard about like Europe culture versus American culture not to overly generalize but Americans are like we will be very emotional and show all of our emotions on our sleeve they say that Americans smile a lot we like pretend to be happy when we're not we say hi a lot yeah Brits are like, they're not smiling, they're not pretending to say hi when they don't want to.

If the chat's not good, the chat's not good. If they don't vibe, they don't vibe. And also, Americans, the chat could be shit and you're like, that's the love of my life. If that's not me, if I haven't done that hundreds of times. I mean, countless. I'm an American girl to my fucking core. When I met British Dave and he told me we had good chat,

he was like, yeah, it's important that you have a good conversation with your partner. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Back it up here, Dave. I've never heard of this before. And he's like, yeah, good chat. And I was like, I just thought they had to be tall. I just thought they were supposed to be tall.

I've cried more over guys I've literally hooked up with twice than like full on three year relationships. I'm like, get the fuck out of here. So like I'm crazy too, I identify with it. I can't watch it. And it's just like this one girl, she had two conversations with a guy, two. And then he had another conversation with another girl,

one conversation with another girl. She's crying hysterically I just I can't bring myself to do it not to defend her but there is a thing that like when a camera is in your face you can just like You feel emotions. Yeah and times stronger. Yes, there's like Before but like and I'm the I'd never cry page How many times have I cried not on TV? Wait, Hannah? Have I really never have you ever cried around me not on TV? Literally never in the 400 years of no, I don't cry. I'm the person that's like I would never cry I feel like I'm offended that you've never cried

Oh god, you're like, okay, I need to make a bitch cry. Because I know for a fact I've cried like multiple times. No, yeah, you've cried way more. You're so cute when you cry because then your big, your big, like long fingernail comes up to your eye and you're like, but I mean, no, every boyfriend's like, you're so fucking hot when you cry. Anyway. That's crazy. My boyfriendfriends have never said that. Um.

Oh yeah, so I was defending them. Yeah, cause when a camera's on you, you feel like your whole life flashed by and you feel like you're in like a documentary and suddenly you're like this moment represents everything that's gone wrong in my life and now it's on TV and this and that. So like, I do have empathy, but you're right.

You don't want to watch people cry after 10 minutes. But I wonder why it's like that in America and it's not like that in England. It's almost like in the UK version, they let them breathe for a minute. They let them almost settle in. Everything in America feels very fast, very like, we need drama.

Are the girls fighting? Is there a fight breaking out? Are you gonna make out with that? Like it all seems very performative, where UK feels like, oh we are watching a surveillance of them just like genuinely getting to know each other and interacting and it feels more authentic. I think it's definitely a cultural difference, but I would love to see if they like switched production

teams, like if it was American producers on the show in England, and see if it affected it, because there's a lot of factors into what they're showing. I'm really against American producers. I mean, girl, don't tell me. Region of the Wire, I mean, they are some of the scariest people I've ever,

freak, I'm not. So the final, my final shout out of a dope documentary you guys have to watch, this is dark. It's called Six Schizophrenic Brothers. Oh, that poor mother. No, seriously. And they were trying to blame the mom and the mom was like, they were like,

she's parented them too tough and she's like, don't fucking blame me, I'm trying to keep it together. They came out like this. All six of them? Well, this, sorry, now I'm telling you, this Irish Catholic mom, and they were in a very, the dad was a high important in the army or something. They were friends with famous people.

They had a lot of clout. They have 12 children. No. And the fucked up thing about schizophrenia is that you're not born with schizophrenia. It's like a gene that's in you. And if you're traumatized a certain way, it can get triggered.

So they kept calling it like when people got ill. And the first guy, he was this like gorgeous, gorgeous guy, the oldest one. He like marries this girl, she says, I don't have kids with you, I'm out, divorces him, comes home and he starts getting like very religious, he starts getting very like grandiose thoughts, he starts getting violent, he starts losing his mind, and then the second brother starts falling ill, third brother completely normal, fourth brother, this is gonna be intense, he murders, suicides him and his girlfriend,

and he was fine. Like out of nowhere. Out of nowhere. And then- Where do these people live? Where do these people live? This was California, I believe. And then you're like, okay, that must be enough.

Fifth brother's okay. Sixth brother starts losing his mind. Like it's the most insane thing. And then the scariest part is that there's two daughters at the end who don't get sick. And one of the daughters has a kid. And they're interviewing two of the guys that are still alive that are in like a mental hospital.

Like now, so years later. And the son of the girl says like, I know my uncles have schizophrenia and I know that it got triggered by stuff. And they said between 17 and 24 is when it gets triggered. And the kid's like, I have so much anxiety that any day I'm gonna wake up and lose my mind. And I just can't wait till I turn 24.

And it's just like, they've used the- Wait, that's like so sad. It's so sad. So they're using the family for like research, for DNA and all that stuff. But anyway, it's not for the alight fun afternoon. Watch. It's not for the week.

What is this on? What streaming? Max. Yeah, streaming. It's pretty intense. Also shout out, I've been watching Hacks. It's so good. I've got behinds and now I'm getting back up on it.

It's so fucking good. We love you guys so much. Thanks for giggling with us and we'll talk to you later. Bye.